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Speaker 1: My first topic, I want to wait, welcome to this

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Speaker 1: episode of emergency in or Colm. The first thing I

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Speaker 1: want to talk about. Why are all of the cans

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Speaker 1: of cokes little?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: I want a big can of coke?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 4: I thought you like you vibes with miniesodas, like mini

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Speaker 4: sodas are in I like.

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Speaker 1: Them, That's what I'm saying. Why bring back big soda,

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Speaker 1: big cola?

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Speaker 3: Why do you want like a bigger thing?

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Speaker 4: Though, I will say I've gotten to the point that, like,

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Speaker 4: if I'm opening any sort of mini can of soda,

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Speaker 4: I'm going in for a second round.

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Speaker 1: Like exactly, I opened two of them and half. You said,

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Speaker 1: what I opened two of themen, I drink one and

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Speaker 1: a half, which equals one regular can of soda, And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, girl, I want.

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Speaker 3: But isn't it so fun to make waste in the stake?

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Speaker 1: It does make me feel like a giant, Like when

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Speaker 1: I hold it, I'm like, oh my god, my hands

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Speaker 1: are so big and masculine.

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Speaker 4: Kinder to like everyday task pipeline, like everybody was obsessed

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Speaker 4: with the Kinder toys.

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Speaker 3: Are those still around?

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Speaker 1: I think they got banned in America because too many

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Speaker 1: kids like choked on the plastic on the inside. But

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Speaker 1: they're in other countries, but I think recently they brought

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Speaker 1: them back. What I really used to get down with

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Speaker 1: where the wonder eggs with the like the powder candy.

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Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I like the flavor of the powder candy

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Speaker 4: inside though that was always a bummer.

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Speaker 3: I just liked that it would be like shaking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was a treat and you could

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Speaker 1: shake it like a little ball.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, if I'm a little bit distant, I just

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Speaker 2: found out here. He goes like really serious medical news.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, I just keep going because like I don't

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Speaker 2: want to like be a burden or bring you guys down.

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Speaker 4: You are not a burden because I unronically in the

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Speaker 4: three minutes I was staring at Drew.

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Speaker 3: Forgot you were here. So you're not a burden.

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Speaker 1: You're actually like, oh, it's like that's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: You like blend into the background.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like nobody.

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Speaker 2: Remember I got a call from my doctor right before

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Speaker 2: the episode started and he was basically like, you have

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Speaker 2: a really serious condition. It's like pre cancerous whatever. And

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Speaker 2: then I walked in expecting like a bunch of emotional

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Speaker 2: support from you guys, and Drew was just looking at himself.

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Speaker 1: And wait this also like this is not a bit

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Speaker 1: like genuinely, I was normal, guys, I need it, like

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 4: Usually you'd be like, what that's Drew doing that? I

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Speaker 4: thought the haggridy fucking wench.

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Speaker 3: And your uman's or bitch face would be doing that.

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Speaker 4: No, I was actually really chill and had an odd

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Speaker 4: reply of not knowing what to say.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was the reason I was recording myself because

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Speaker 1: I was like, one, it's pre cancerous. It's not even

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Speaker 1: cancer too, it.

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Speaker 2: Still has the word cancer in it, so.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it make you feel better.

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Speaker 1: I speaking of bouncing on it.

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Speaker 4: Let's get into you know, finished the fact that you

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Speaker 4: were a complete narcissist. And Drew got in here, got

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Speaker 4: into my chair. I came inside and I was like

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Speaker 4: standing over him for a minute. He just kept recording

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Speaker 4: me and recording himself.

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Speaker 1: I got a new phone in the camera is amazing.

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Speaker 1: You have to y'all. Ever y'all ever heard of the

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Speaker 1: iPhone seventeen and cosmic orange? Oh? Well I have.

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Speaker 3: It's adding cosmic to it is like.

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Speaker 1: I literally hate this phone with my whole chest. I

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Speaker 1: think it's the worst phone ever created. But I was

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Speaker 1: forced to get this goddamn phone. And I will explain

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Speaker 1: in a second, but I want to explain myself with

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Speaker 1: Kai I do. I am genuinely worried, worried for you.

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Speaker 1: I was we were like playing bits, but like I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Like faltering call And then I walk in and Drew's

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Speaker 2: like serving to his selfie camera and I feel we

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Speaker 2: can insert the video.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we insert the video. I think he's finding you.

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Speaker 1: He has like pre cancerous polyps and his golon what

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Speaker 2: And to be honest, you do look good.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: It was a lie.

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Speaker 1: It was the blue light. I was sinking my hair

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Speaker 1: look too big today, But I don't know.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, it's like, okay, pre cancerous. I feel

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Speaker 2: like maybe a raise would help. My doctor said a

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Speaker 2: raise would help.

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Speaker 1: Raising canes. Yeah, we should go get you in the

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Speaker 1: big cup of raisin cans.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tonight, you're going to raise your hands all fucking night.

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Speaker 4: You're going to raise your arms, raise your hands.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of canes, I made a caniac in your toilet.

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Speaker 1: Oh you made a big slush.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: It's like the jumbo side because.

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Speaker 4: I don't fuck with canes because I've only eaten it

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Speaker 4: once and it was in fuck ass Nevada or Nebraska,

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Speaker 4: and I pisoning and I ended up in the hospital.

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Speaker 1: I heard her blowing that fucking toilet up both orifices,

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Speaker 1: butthole and mouth all night long.

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Speaker 3: It was so bad. It was literally awful.

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Speaker 1: It was explosive. She was hospitalized. I was crying, and

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Speaker 1: I waited in that Nebraska hospital waiting room for like

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Speaker 1: an hour and a half and it was one of

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Speaker 1: the scariest things. And all I could think about was

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Speaker 1: like me like inhaling other people's like diabolical illnesses into

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Speaker 1: my lungs. But I was there for you. And then

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Speaker 1: I went to the basketball game. Should I tell the

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Speaker 3: I really did.

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Speaker 4: And I was just like knocked down at the hotel,

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, I wasn't gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: make it. It was a march madness game.

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Speaker 3: But I told you to go because I was like, bitch,

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Speaker 3: I'll be fine.

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Speaker 4: I just have to wake up periodically and eat bananas

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Speaker 4: and crackers and drink water, like I'll live.

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Speaker 1: And I'm the cracker and I'm the banana in question.

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Speaker 2: I feel kind of free, like, oh, weight, it's been

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Speaker 3: Because you found out that you have pre cancerous conditions.

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Speaker 2: Like it's like I don't have much time left. I

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Speaker 1: You should live, you know, like fuck it, like literally,

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Speaker 3: Like you should try heroin tonight.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I have actually trips you.

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Speaker 2: I would have tried heroin before. I've actually tried it

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Speaker 3: You know, I genuinely believe you when you said that.

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Speaker 2: I've never done heroin.

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Speaker 4: No, I mean you're like to see how defensive you're

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Speaker 4: gonna it kind of seems like somebody.

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Speaker 2: No, I would never do that because it involves needles.

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Speaker 3: I used to believe white people when they say stuff

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't even fuck with drugs like that.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's because you do heroin.

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Speaker 2: I did. I do pills.

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Speaker 1: It's different. He smokes. He smokes oxy opona eighties. He

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Speaker 1: smokes eighties, and he like melts the like hard green

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Speaker 1: shell off on the outside. I took three of those

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Speaker 1: two hundred and forty milligrams straight to the dome.

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Speaker 3: I literally, I'm not kidding. It's so crazy.

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Speaker 4: I get d ms every day that people think I'm

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Speaker 4: like actively addicted to coke and ozombic when I am

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Speaker 4: probably the least like dabbled in drugs ever. But I

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Speaker 4: something I should guide my spirit away from. But twenty

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Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, I'm not kidding, Like it's just time,

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Speaker 1: like I gotta.

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Speaker 3: Rip the band aid off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's really it's like that era of our lives.

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Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I gotta get it out, fuck it.

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Speaker 1: But what was I saying? Oh my iPhone? So let's

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Speaker 1: get into it, shall we. It's a fucking dooozy. It's

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Speaker 1: a thirty minute story.

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Speaker 2: I'm the late stage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So I've heard to a house party on the

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Speaker 1: thirtieth and I'm like, oh, this is gonna be so fun.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm waiting out front, waiting for our chauffeur to

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Speaker 1: get us Enya and Rain pop up. We had no

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Speaker 1: was going to this party and then we meet out

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Speaker 4: Last time you had seen me that night, I was like,

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Speaker 1: And then we're still waiting. We're like kind of kiking me,

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Speaker 1: and You're like, okay, we should leave where you weren't invited,

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Speaker 1: and now we're loitering outside of this person's home. This

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Speaker 3: Ho, larify we were invited by like our mutual friends,

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Speaker 3: like we weren't directly invited, which I think me and

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Speaker 4: Get so freaked out about going to somewhat anybody's anything

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Speaker 4: because I'm like, what are like what for the first.

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Speaker 1: Time ever, I DM someone asking to go to their

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Speaker 3: Just have to be brave sometimes I literally.

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Speaker 1: Well the way I know, I know, I literally I

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Speaker 1: literally said that in the message. I was like, this

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Speaker 1: is so embarrassing and I can't believe I'm doing this

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Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry, but like I've never done this before,

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Speaker 4: Literally need to chill because I don't have underwear on,

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Speaker 4: so I'm not kidding. Can you please mark it down

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Speaker 4: and make sure my couci isn't out?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Who that is so funny.

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Speaker 4: I had to literally ask Kai for something last night,

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Speaker 4: and I felt disgusting.

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Speaker 3: I hate asking anybody for anything.

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Speaker 1: So we are out front of this house, me, you rain,

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Speaker 1: and then two more of our friendshow up and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun, and like, I hadn't seen

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Speaker 1: them since Coachella, so I give one off them a

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Speaker 1: a vibe. And then I give the second one a

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Speaker 1: hug who I know less, and he, without knowing because

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Speaker 1: he was already drunk, knocked my iPhone fifteen out of

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Speaker 1: my hand and it fell like perfectly, but it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even fall that high. It fell from like here, but

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Speaker 1: And the way it fell I knew immediately. I was like,

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Speaker 1: Since I would have been licking those jeans. I would

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's really like, but it's really like.

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Speaker 1: Just next year. It's coming next year, y'all.

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Speaker 3: So no way are you gonna keep this iPhone for

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Fuck, no, fuck this goddamn fucking piece of shit, ugly ass,

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Speaker 1: that's so fucking annoying, but like it beats buying a

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Speaker 1: and I was like, that is so much fucking money,

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Speaker 1: in stock. And I was like whatever, I'll just get

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Speaker 1: the Apple Store. I waited in line to not even

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Speaker 1: have I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Did you never question? And like I did?

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Speaker 1: I did. Everybody in line there was like twenty people

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Speaker 3: Person, so many people buying fucking.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. And it was on Halloween, of all

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Speaker 4: Because there was like it's Halloween, nobody's going to the

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Speaker 1: Literally, I'm a smart guy. But I get to the

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Speaker 1: this is like a really cool guy. Like he's he's

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Speaker 1: hang he's actually telling me things about this iPhone air

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Speaker 1: I don't even know, Like this is so interesting, Like

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Speaker 1: I've never met an advanced old guy. And he was

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Speaker 1: also fine Shiita No.

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Speaker 4: I think that kind of like you being impressed by

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Speaker 1: How to He wasn't an employee. It was a random

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Speaker 1: It was a random dude in front of me in mine.

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Speaker 2: How suitable was his face?

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Speaker 1: Like a two out of ten? It was not getting sable. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was not getting suitable. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I guess I'm the last person to be like, ill, wait,

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't truly know, but there was something

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, I can feel that. I don't

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Speaker 4: Off by like a random dude man explaining it went away.

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Speaker 1: It went away immediately, like it went away so quickly

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Speaker 1: because he's talking to me, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: I could feel his heart beating, like like you're doing kayak.

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Speaker 1: I could feel it, And I was like what is

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Speaker 1: this man like on about? And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: is he about to like try to hook up with me?

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Speaker 1: Is he gonna like molest me? Like what is literally

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Speaker 2: Wait, does this story end with you getting molested in

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Speaker 2: the Apple store?

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Speaker 1: Yes, no it doesn't. He he he looks at me

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Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, like, I'm here because my son

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Speaker 1: It would be different if I could scroll on a phone,

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Speaker 1: but my phone was so broken I couldn't.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I would have been I was just like the

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Speaker 1: I would have been at well, I didn't want to

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Speaker 3: It's wait, was it like not a line like by

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Speaker 1: Was in the corner. It was so chopped, which I.

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Speaker 3: Would have started reading minds.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was doing. That's literally what I was doing.

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Speaker 1: what it was like to go through his phone and

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Speaker 1: how it was like an invasive thing, but we had

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Speaker 1: it really really really like freaked me out, and like,

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Speaker 1: like he drowned. He was forty eight, he drowned, like

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Speaker 1: And then thank god, I was saved by the belt

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Speaker 3: It's, oh my god. He just honestly, he deserves a

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Speaker 1: He just needed someone to talk to. So I was

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Speaker 1: fucking horrible, Like a sudden death girl I know better

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Speaker 1: doing what I had to do with Sam's phone. But anyways,

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Speaker 1: the story is not over yet, y'all. Bitch. I am like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm starring. I'm gonna go get kava because Kava's fucking delicious,

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Speaker 1: Like it's like literally the best food ever. I do

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Speaker 1: think they have like literal rats in the chicken Like

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Speaker 1: I'm not certain, but I think I read no, it's frogs.

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Speaker 1: They have frogs in the lettuce. Ohkava sponsored me though,

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Speaker 1: Like I really get down with y'all. Shit, I even

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Speaker 1: even the frog allegations has frog.

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Speaker 2: Did you guys see that? It's like thirty percent of

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Speaker 2: coffees from Starbucks have.

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Speaker 1: Just poop in it, like and they're roaches.

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Speaker 2: Roaches. Yeah, there's roaches and then there's just human people.

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Speaker 4: Some people like that handle off and like at all,

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Speaker 4: Like you do make coffee all the time. Yeah, Like

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Speaker 4: I was only getting coffee out when I didn't have

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Speaker 4: a coffee machine and or I was too lazy to

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Speaker 4: use my like the mocha pot like cafeteta thing. But

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Speaker 4: somebody asked me yesterday on set and they were like,

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Speaker 4: what's your coffee shop?

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Speaker 3: Ho, my kitchen? What a big ass thing of Cafe

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Speaker 3: Bustello And like you go, mm.

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Speaker 1: Period, Cafe Bostello.

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Speaker 3: Why are you drinking fucking watered down cockroach?

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Speaker 1: Did you know? This is a fun fact though, So

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Speaker 1: if you like handle cockroaches a bunch. You can, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even joking, Like if you have like pet

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Speaker 1: and being serious, if you have like pet cockroaches and

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Speaker 1: like you have to feed them to your animals or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and you're constantly touching them, you can develop an allergy

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Speaker 1: to cockroaches. And some people who drink Starbucks coffee have

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Speaker 1: an allergic response to the like enzymes in the roach coffee.

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Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, I'm allergic to cockroaches. I'm not

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Speaker 2: joking because I got an allergy like a comprehensive allergy test.

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Speaker 3: You're always covered in hives recently, is because.

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Speaker 2: I'm the same anecdotally, I also am allergic to cockroaches.

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Speaker 2: But I'm very clean, so it's not really an issue

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Speaker 2: with your daddy really clean.

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Speaker 1: You are very clean free. And also the way you

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Speaker 1: burn the candle I got you reminds me of me.

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00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,399
Speaker 2: Because I didn't let it tunnel.

441
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,439
Speaker 1: You didn't let it tunnel. And also you just like,

442
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,720
Speaker 1: don't burn it all the time.

443
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 2: I don't. I only do it for special occasions.

444
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 1: Like when I come over, Yeah, when you lay the

445
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 1: blue targe down, or.

446
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:34,720
Speaker 2: Like when or like when Anya needs to a place and.

447
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,960
Speaker 1: He needs a BackRub or something.

448
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,480
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, oh, did you know that in

449
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,639
Speaker 2: target where you know those racks of clothes where it's

450
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 2: like a circle, Yeah, in thirty percent of those there's

451
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 2: poop in the middle.

452
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,480
Speaker 1: Way Actually, like a kid like pulled down their pants

453
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,000
Speaker 1: and ship.

454
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,919
Speaker 2: Adult men.

455
00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:52,680
Speaker 1: In them.

456
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 2: Straight adult man.

457
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,639
Speaker 1: Well I shouldn't then I'm a gay adult man. Oh

458
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 1: my god, I just had that.

459
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 2: Just crazy. So you come out? Does it feel guys?

460
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm gay.

461
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 3: Do you feel free? Do you feel lighter?

462
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,640
Speaker 1: I feel heavier.

463
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,480
Speaker 2: That's because you have to go to target and drop

464
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 2: some stuff.

465
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, drop some dukie in the target.

466
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 3: Guys, everyone go to target and ship.

467
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,640
Speaker 1: Actually, though, we should all go to target and start

468
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 1: ship everywhere challenge.

469
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 2: Right after I voted for Zoron, I went to my

470
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 2: nearest target to a ship in the middle of the clothes.

471
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,879
Speaker 3: You I legally voted.

472
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 4: You're not like New York fine, I mean, I guess, yeah,

473
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 4: whatever guys are doing.

474
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 1: Prop fifty past in l A. I know Zoron got elected.

475
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,359
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.

476
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 1: I also the blue fucking Wave, y'all. We're back in

477
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,360
Speaker 1: a big way.

478
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 2: I know, I know, Like, do you guys feel it.

479
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 1: I do know I.

480
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 3: Have.

481
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 1: That's why I put that as blue.

482
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 2: Did you see the video?

483
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

484
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: I put that as blue. Oh wow, and I were

485
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,400
Speaker 1: because that's fair, because you're a republic.

486
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 4: I can't believe, like dude, we really are getting to

487
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 4: a place where like they kind of let anybody pull up.

488
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 3: I can't believe anybody has beef with.

489
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 4: Him when Cuomo exists, Like dude, it's literally like the

490
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 4: schizophrenic hieroglyphics coming out of the ward, like the mouth

491
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,160
Speaker 4: of like a human who's still alive, instead of having

492
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 4: to read it in like some weird journal.

493
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 1: No, it's it's really shocking. But big things gonna big

494
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,120
Speaker 1: things coming big.

495
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,639
Speaker 2: Did you see the video of them reacting like Zorn

496
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 2: and his wife reacting to Dick Cheney? Yeah the news?

497
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 3: When when did that? Yeah?

498
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 1: You have cancer?

499
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: And that's you're looking away for a millisec from.

500
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: Real as fuck, real, real, real, real recognizes real as

501
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: fun and I'm real and I recognize him. You are

502
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: so and I'm real. Yeah, you're real too. We're real, right,

503
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: are we real?

504
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 3: I can't say it?

505
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: We're real? Right, but wait, let me let me just

506
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 1: god damn story. That's thirty five minutes. Can I keep going?

507
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 3: Is this crazy? Because this is if anybody out there

508
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 3: who's been single.

509
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 4: For a while ever is like, damn, I I really

510
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 4: miss a partner. What you're missing is the romance and

511
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,959
Speaker 4: excitement of that endeavor.

512
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 3: What you're not missing is.

513
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 4: Uh hearing about their three day long venture into the

514
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 4: Apple economy, because like, really like, I'm and I'm gonna

515
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna say it.

516
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: Well, this this deviates from Apple. This, this goes to

517
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: my phone provider, scary place. So I'm at Kava eating frogs,

518
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: and I should say I oh no, no, no god,

519
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 1: I'm getting Madigan. I'm getting Madigan. The line at Kava

520
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: was literally like the longest line I've ever waited in

521
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 1: and I've been to six Flags, Like it was literally

522
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: like another hour of my life to get Kava. I

523
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: still didn't have a working phone, mind you, because we

524
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: couldn't transfer it over in the store. So now I

525
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: have a brand new iPhone Air that's a piece of

526
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: fucking shit, fucking hate that phone, and then a broken

527
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: iPhone and I can feel everyone calling me being like

528
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 1: are you okay? Are you Okay, where are you It's

529
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: been four fucking hours. I wasn't okay. I was literally

530
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 1: tweaking out and then I get to the front and

531
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I want Harissa Chicken and I want

532
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: steak in my other bowl. Bitch. They were out of

533
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: both of them, and they were like, oh, they're cutting

534
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: it right now. Do you want to wait? And I

535
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: was like, fine, I'll wait. Waited another fifteen minutes for steak,

536
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 1: and Harissa Chicken got my bowls. Literally like had an

537
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: actual panic attack on the escalator. Yeah, I'm big and

538
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: fucking greedy. I like the steak and I like the chicken,

539
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 1: and what about it?

540
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 3: I know, I fuck with that. I actually did.

541
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I was feasting on one and then

542
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: I was going out later and I feasted on the other.

543
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 2: But drew really quick. You look really handsome today, like

544
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 2: you have the perfect amount of stubble and you're all tan.

545
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you look.

546
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: Great, you well your skinless, incredible.

547
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. That's someone said that to me

548
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 2: on set.

549
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, your skins.

550
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: I can't talk about I can't talk about it because

551
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 2: it's not out yet, but I can't talk about it.

552
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: But something, something major, something major.

553
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 2: I can't talk about it, and I literally don't even

554
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 2: want to. But like, it's pretty big and it's pretty exciting.

555
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 2: It's so sick that it's crazy. And you look really

556
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 2: good too, by the way.

557
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: Oh, was it because her hair straight and you don't

558
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 1: like her curls?

559
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 4: No?

560
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 2: Girls, No, I didn't even notice. You just said that

561
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 2: her hair is a little wavy too. Okay, I shouldn't

562
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 2: have said I fucked up. Yeah, I made a mistake.

563
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be straight and her hair was waiting.

564
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry.

565
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 3: Okay.

566
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 4: So you're eating frogs at cava? Yeah, I waited for

567
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 4: your frogs.

568
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'm having a full blown.

569
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 3: Panic attack on the extra minutes for.

570
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: The frog No. Literally, the frog meat was so delicious.

571
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 3: I guess frog meat is edible?

572
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: Like, is that it's actually good?

573
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 3: Why is it that big of a deal that there's

574
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: fucking frogs in the kava?

575
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 4: No?

576
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: One, it's literally bullshit article. It's hit job articles from

577
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: big Chipotle. Pava is growing at an alarming rate.

578
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 3: Chipotle is sending out hit men to hit articles.

579
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 2: I just looked it up. It says they put the

580
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 2: pussy part of the frog in the coo.

581
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: Okay, good, that's why it tastes so good. Right they

582
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: put the pussy part of Kai in my ass?

583
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like, uh, Drew, do you want

584
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: the house tours later?

585
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: Are you gonna take me to the first, second, or

586
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 1: third floor?

587
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 2: I honestly just want you to come inside.

588
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: So is this this isn't a metaphor.

589
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 2: Obviously no, no, but I want you to fuck my ass?

590
00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: Is that third floor?

591
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 2: Third floor? Anyway? What were you saying?

592
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 4: I think that's technically the back door of the house,

593
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 4: by the way, would be. She has anti anal propaganda

594
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 4: in the song. She says, never take it to the

595
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 4: back door.

596
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,199
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's anti anal.

597
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's homophobic.

598
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: That is homophobic.

599
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: No, I like kind of Sabrina, you're over.

600
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 4: Just like people know, like you can't play up in

601
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 4: her butt.

602
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 1: Don't touch my butt. I used to be don't touch

603
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 1: my playing in someone's butt, like, don't touch my butt?

604
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 2: Is she pro side propaganda?

605
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: Maybe?

606
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 2: Why is no one talking about that?

607
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: It is? It is really crazy?

608
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 3: Understand what that is.

609
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: It's so crazy how I experienced doing death in front

610
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: of it? Because Kai was talking.

611
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 2: Well, I was queen, I was cleaning out.

612
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: I'm on the escalator having a full blown panic attack

613
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: because I just spent four hours of my life to

614
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: get nowhere, except for spend a ship ton of money

615
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: on an iPhone that I can't fucking use. And then

616
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: I get to the parking.

617
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 3: Garage, like you have it logged in, you have it

618
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 3: connected to the mall.

619
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: Nothing, not a fucking thing, not a thing. I get

620
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: to the escalator, have a panic attack, get into the

621
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: parking garage, literally immediately get lost. I could not remember

622
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: where I parked my stupid fucking car that I hope

623
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: explodes into a million piece. I fucking hate it. So

624
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: now I'm roaming around this exhaust filled dungeon, inhaling fucking

625
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: brake dust and like ruining my lungs even further than

626
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: my vape is, and I can't find my car. And

627
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: then eventually, and it would have been so easy had

628
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: I had a phone, because I can make my car

629
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: horn beep from my phone. But I don't have a

630
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: fucking phone to beat my fucking car horn. So I'm

631
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: literally just like lolly gagging around like trying to find

632
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: my car. And at this point, I'm literally crying, and

633
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is so deep. I'm crying. I was crying.

634
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: I was so I was so over it through that day. Yeah,

635
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: I was so mad. I was so mad. Well, I

636
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: finally find my car. I get my car, and I

637
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: was like, on the way in, I was like, today

638
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: is gonna be awesome. I'm going to like get my

639
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: phone fixed. It's only going to be an hour of

640
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: my life. And I'm driving into the what is the

641
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: what is that mall? Century City? I'm driving into Century

642
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: City my field without having to pay for parking because

643
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: the parking machine was down. I get to the parking machine,

644
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: I don't have a ticket because they just let me

645
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: in without a ticket and they won't let me out.

646
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: So then I'm stuck there and I'm like I at

647
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: that point, I was like, I'm not paying for parking.

648
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: I'm not paying thirty dollars for a lost ticket. You

649
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: were not getting you are not getting that fucking money.

650
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: You are not getting my fucking money. Rick Caruso, Oh

651
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: my god. And I was like literally, I like started

652
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: talking to the parking intendant and I was trying so

653
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: hard not to be mean, and he just wasn't understanding

654
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: and I was. I was never mean, but I was

655
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: just like, Look, I came in here when the gate

656
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: was up, I didn't get a ticket. I'm not paying this.

657
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: Let me out. An Eventually, after more convincing and I

658
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: think he saw my face was wet, he let me out.

659
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,959
Speaker 1: Then I get home and I tried to set up

660
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: my phone at the house and I can't do it.

661
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: So I just decided to live four days without an iPhone.

662
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: And those three days in between I was calling my

663
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: phone carrier trying to get them to swap the SIM

664
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Speaker 1: from my old phone to my new phone. But four

665
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: years ago I put blockagews on my account saying if

666
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: anybody calls trying to switch the SIM, do not let

667
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: them switch the SIM. They wouldn't do it. They literally

668
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it, which I kudos power. But eventually I

669
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Speaker 1: got a hold of someone on Monday that did it

670
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Speaker 1: for me.

671
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 4: So guys, if you want to figure this out, just

672
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 4: all you need to know is if you push hard enough.

673
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: You'll get your way exactly exactly. And then on Monday,

674
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: I had my fully functioning iPhone air decided I fucking

675
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: hated it. And then on Tuesday I went and got

676
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: this ugly fucking piece of shit. Discussing as phone.

677
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 3: You have to get the ugly one.

678
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: Know the orange I love?

679
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 2: Well, then what do you think is just the design?

680
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: The design is this is the ugliest thing Apple has made.

681
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: Ever, I think ever ever. But the screen is awesome

682
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: and the cameras good.

683
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 3: I am like, I think I am the purest woman

684
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 3: there is left.

685
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: You are.

686
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 3: I think I am like the last pure soul left.

687
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: It's beautiful and that's my fuck.

688
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: It's haunting.

689
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 4: M m well, so I talk about how I gave

690
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 4: myself a fucking concussion. Oh my god, yes, yes, I

691
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 4: on Halloween went out with my friends.

692
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: I had the best night ever. I was like.

693
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 4: Tagging along with Rain and Paloma and Alex to a party.

694
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 4: I somebody in the last episode when I mentioned puking

695
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 4: from from drinking, somebody mentioned it was my ssri I

696
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 4: and like, I do know that I shouldn't be mixing

697
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 4: the two, but I have upped my dosage and I

698
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 4: do think. I was like, yeah, I get like, I

699
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 4: get drunk so fast and then I have to throw up,

700
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 4: Like I just have to throw up.

701
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: You literally had like two drinks and you were blackout drunk,

702
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: like that was crazy.

703
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, but this on Halloween, I didn't see

704
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 4: you guys. And on Halloween, I think I was drinking

705
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 4: because I also just have Like I've talked about this before,

706
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 4: I can't say no to anybody. If anybody offers me anything,

707
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 4: I will say yes to it. Thankfully, nobody offers me

708
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 4: anything crazy, and it's usually just like, do you want.

709
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 3: To go get a shot?

710
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 4: Or like I am the person who if somebody is

711
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 4: like wanting to get a drink, I will tag along

712
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 4: with them at the bar and then I'll just get

713
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 4: something because then I'm like, oh, I don't want them

714
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 4: to be alone.

715
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: I just waited in this line too.

716
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, like fuck it, I might as well. So I

717
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 4: ended up getting really drunk and whatever. We go back

718
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 4: to Chateau and like we're at Paloma's room and I

719
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 4: was laying down and I immediately was like I have

720
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 4: to throw up.

721
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: I literally have to throw up. I go into the

722
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 3: bathroom puke.

723
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 4: It's fucking disgusting ill And then I'm standing there and

724
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck, dude, like I feel exactly the way

725
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 4: I felt last weekend. I don't think I'm gonna be

726
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 4: able to get in a car. I have to ask

727
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 4: plumb if I can crash here.

728
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 3: And then I saw she had toothpaste.

729
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, dude, I like need to like

730
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 4: at least put some of that in my mouth and

731
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 4: like wash my mouth out, Like have you ever done that?

732
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 4: It's like hot water and toothpaste. And then I was

733
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 4: like just swishing my mouth out.

734
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: I'll brush my teeth with my finger too.

735
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh, I'll get all up in there. But

736
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 4: I was I did that, and then I go to like.

737
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: And I use Paloma's toothbrush. I saw there and I

738
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:39,239
Speaker 1: just used you know Paddington, Yeah, when he brushes his

739
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: ear canals with the toothbrush, and he did that. I

740
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: did that with my butthole. So I scrubbed the side.

741
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 4: But I went on the edge of the tub and

742
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 4: I misscalculated churning butter.

743
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 3: I miscalculated how low the edge of the tub.

744
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 4: Was and I fully missed it and I fell back

745
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 4: into the shower with my full body weight and just

746
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 4: like knocked into the tile behind.

747
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 3: Me and was in the top. And I like it

748
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 3: actually shocked me because I felt so hard.

749
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 4: I like still have like a knot, and I definitely

750
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 4: should get a seat scan, but I was looking into

751
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 4: getting a CT scan and I don't want to go

752
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 4: to like a fucking rheumologist or internalist because I don't

753
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 4: need some funky ass weirdo to be like there's actually

754
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,479
Speaker 4: more to this, Like no, like I need somebody who's

755
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 4: just gonna look at my head.

756
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I hate like the sound of hitting head

757
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: makes on like tile the ground or whatever like that.

758
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 4: Dude Rain said it was like because everyone was in

759
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 4: the living room and she said they.

760
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 3: Or like that was like a pure concrete wall, but.

761
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 4: Like literally it was just like and they all came

762
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 4: in and I was just like I knew it. I

763
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 4: knew and I was just like so embarrassed.

764
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 3: And they all were trying to get me to go

765
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 3: to an er or an urging care.

766
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 1: And I was like, because not only were you drunk,

767
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: but you hit your head and you were about to

768
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: go to sleep soon.

769
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was like very dangerous. Yeah, it was

770
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 4: a bad common. All of them were like please, and

771
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 4: I was like, guys, I swear to god, I feel fine.

772
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 3: Like I stayed up for like twenty.

773
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 4: Minutes and I was like, Okay, I need to go

774
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 4: to bed because I'm actually just sleepy and I knocked

775
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,720
Speaker 4: out and think, by the grace of God, I woke.

776
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 1: Up fourteen hours later.

777
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 4: No, no, no, see, I didn't wake up fourteen hours later originally,

778
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 4: Originally I woke up the next day around like eight

779
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 4: oh and like or like nine or ten, I woke up.

780
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 4: I knew I was out of the chateau with like

781
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 4: Paloma and Rain and Alex around like eleven, because we

782
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 4: went like I woke up. I think I woke up

783
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 4: still drunk. Also like I fully woke up and I felt.

784
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: Still drunk, or you just had a concussion and you

785
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: were dizzy from the concussion.

786
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I felt so like.

787
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 4: Rain asked me to find this address at this restaurant

788
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 4: we go to, and I could not find it. And

789
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 4: I have eight different Google searches, and every time I

790
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 4: like tried to muster up the brain like power to

791
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: look it up, and I would just look it up,

792
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 4: get to the first wady be like and then just

793
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 4: put my phone down. And she kept asking me for

794
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 4: like an hour. But whatever we went, we go eat soup.

795
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 4: I feel like, okay, question mark, and then Rain.

796
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 3: Like beef soup. It was like Latin beef soup. There's

797
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 3: like a word for it, but I can't think.

798
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: Menda what manula?

799
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 4: Just tell somebody to go to the store and get

800
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 4: all the start to make briskt a manula. We'll rent

801
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 4: out to banquet hall and serve everybody. My god, damn.

802
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry insert it? No insert it?

803
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 2: Actually I look good as sorry, well.

804
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 1: I don't insert.

805
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 3: It, but ill. Yeah. So then I get dropped off

806
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 3: at home around like dropped off three. I just feel so.

807
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 4: Like what like I literally just felt so out of

808
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 4: it and I was doing my best to stay up,

809
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 4: and then I laid down at five minutes.

810
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like that'll make Kai cry laughing every time.

811
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: It's continued.

812
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: Sorry, we'll stop.

813
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 3: You guys are like in love with each other.

814
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: We are. We actually are. It's like it's real, like

815
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: we literally are.

816
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: That last one was so funny. I let out a

817
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 2: little bit of piss.

818
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 4: Uh.

819
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 2: Do you guys? You know what you guys know about

820
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 2: Ariana Grande? Right now? Do you know about arian eventI.

821
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 1: Wait, you know Franky Franky Grande?

822
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

823
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 1: Have you heard of frank E Vindy?

824
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 2: I wrote that down.

825
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: There was something else we wrote down that we.

826
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: Were going that I shaved my whole body for the Yeah, guys,

827
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 2: that was a joke.

828
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 3: It seemed like the kind of person who shaves your body, like.

829
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: All the way I trimmed my body hair, stop trimming,

830
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 2: but not in a way that's not in a way

831
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 2: where it's like it looks trimmed. It's just like, not

832
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 2: super long.

833
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: Let it grow out. It'll be sexy for me.

834
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 2: I feel like men should be hairless. Honestly, I do

835
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 2: believe that, right, can you?

836
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 1: I actually think the exact opposite. If I see any

837
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 1: man without hair, I.

838
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 2: Literally am yeah, no, me too, totally.

839
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: But I do think girls should be hairless all over

840
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: except for eyebrows and hair.

841
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 2: Can you tell me what this means.

842
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 5: You cannot convince me that there's a top shortage in

843
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 5: la Oh my god, there's a top shortage.

844
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: There's no tops the.

845
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 5: Okay, got it. But like every time I invite the

846
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 5: bottom over to hang out, we're hanging out and doing

847
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 5: the thing that one does, and all of a sudden,

848
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 5: I'm like, it feels like I'm churning butter. And I ask, Hey,

849
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 5: why does it feel like I'm churning butter? And they're like,

850
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 5: ha ha, oh, I got buttered like a few times

851
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 5: earlier today, And I'm like, did you not want to

852
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 5: tell me that? And they're like, oh, isn't it hot?

853
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 4: No?

854
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 5: I don't find it hot at all. I like to

855
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 5: know if you're coming over preglazed, and they're.

856
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: All coming so what does that mean?

857
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: So com he's saying that these bottoms are coming over

858
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: already full of colm because they got loaded up by

859
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: tops and that's previously, and they're preglazed, like whole preglazed,

860
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: but preglazed. And he's he's insinuating that how is there

861
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: top shortage if every bottom that I bang is full

862
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: of com?

863
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 2: Thank you.

864
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 3: Insertion? Mmm, maybe it's like you know how women would like.

865
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: And also, you didn't finish your story but finish.

866
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: The style that was misogynistic of me. Continued.

867
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: I'm used to that behavior from the both of them, right,

868
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: I am too, from the both of you.

869
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 3: Actually, Oh okay, you had to make it about you.

870
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, always.

871
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 4: I don't remember where I was you hit your head?

872
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like woke up the next day whatever

873
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 4: I ate.

874
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 3: Alex was so fucking funny, dude. She was cracking me

875
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: up all day.

876
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 4: And then I got home, and I knocked out at

877
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 4: five pm after eating a bunch of pretzels.

878
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: And this is not it. This is literally not an exaggeration.

879
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: She ate a bag of pretzels and then fell asleep

880
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: at five pm, like on.

881
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 4: The dot, knocked out at five pm, and I slept

882
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 4: until the next day at like seven forty five am,

883
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 4: like eight am.

884
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:48,240
Speaker 2: That's really scary.

885
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: It's scary.

886
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 4: And like I also was a yeah, I don't know

887
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 4: at what time my phone and everything was dead. In

888
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 4: the house was very still, so I thought, I think

889
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 4: it was and it was dark out, but I just

890
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 4: really had to peace, so I went and pe to

891
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 4: I went back to bed.

892
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: The thing is is I was just told that you

893
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: hit your head, and I didn't even like have a

894
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: thought that you could just be like bleeding out up

895
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: in your room. Like it didn't cross my mind once.

896
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told well, I put on my story and

897
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 4: I made it very clear. I put on my close

898
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 4: friends and everything. I kind of made it clear that

899
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 4: like I because I do think I had like a

900
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 4: minor concussion that day.

901
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 3: I felt insane. I felt so like out of it.

902
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: Also, the way like I was interacting with you the

903
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: morning after you slept for twenty eight hours. I was like, oh,

904
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: this bitch is concussed. She's like a little fun Oh yeah.

905
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 4: Well when I woke up that day, I like woke

906
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 4: up and I was like, fuck, I really need to

907
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 4: take a shower because I this is gross. I didn't

908
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 4: shower the day before because I literally.

909
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 3: Was like, I was like I couldn't. I could not.

910
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 4: Stand for very long. So then the next morning I

911
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 4: went to shower in my dumbss woke up and mind you,

912
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 4: I had to hit my babe in like forty eight

913
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 4: hours and I stood up and I hit it, but

914
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 4: it gave me like the craziest head rush that I

915
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 4: like went down to my feet and I was just like,

916
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 4: we should can.

917
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: Cut your more a second. Can someone hit me in

918
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: the head so I can feel of ape.

919
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 3: Again now I'm not kidding like and it was awesome.

920
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 3: And then but then I got in the shower and

921
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 3: my hair was so tangled. I had to sit on

922
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 3: my stool.

923
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 4: In the shower for like twenty minutes and try not

924
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 4: to fucking pass out.

925
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: That is crazy.

926
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 3: And then I went on with my life.

927
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 4: And now every day I've been falling asleep at like

928
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 4: eleven and waking up at six ams.

929
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: On such an amazing sleep schedule, and I am so

930
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: envious of it. I did. Also, I should mention that

931
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: the day you slept twenty eight hours, which was Saturday, Sday, Sunday,

932
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday, I literally slept all day long, Like

933
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 1: I did the exact same thing. Like I woke up

934
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: at like eleven, and then I fell back asleep from

935
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: like ten to or two to four, and then I

936
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: woke back up and would fall asleep at like nine

937
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: pm and sleep all the way till eleven the next night.

938
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 2: Well, that's why you guys look so good. It because

939
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: you're getting all this beauty.

940
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: Rest exactly, thank you, Kay, that's why you look good.

941
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 2: I only get seven and a half hours of sleep.

942
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 3: That should be enough.

943
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: Well not for I'm going to list off.

944
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 2: In his twenties early twenties.

945
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 1: Two topics back to back, depression hates a moving target.

946
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: Interpret that how you will. I heard that, and I

947
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh wow, that's like really, Well, that's why

948
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: it takes.

949
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 3: Women at night.

950
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 4: Then they won't be depressed because they're just like right,

951
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 4: they're on the go.

952
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 3: They're so busy.

953
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're so busy and distracted from getting away from me.

954
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 4: And I usually wear like big, like oversized clothes so.

955
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: You look like a man, so I look like a guy. Wow, yeah,

956
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start doing that.

957
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 4: And I wear Doc Martin so that the sound there's

958
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 4: like an ambience of just.

959
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: Like right, I'm going to just do it, but scream

960
00:43:54,960 --> 00:44:04,439
Speaker 1: really loud you better run. And then the other thing

961
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: is I love LA. I went to the premiere. I

962
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: saw the first two episodes. Everyone's already seen the first episode.

963
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: The second episode is just as good as the first.

964
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: It pushes a story along in a very real way,

965
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: and I'm just so happy for all of them. I know,

966
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, literally, they fucking did it.

967
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 3: I wish I could go to go.

968
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 4: To the premiere so I could have seen the first

969
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 4: and second episode, because after I finished the first episode,

970
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:27,919
Speaker 4: I was like.

971
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: Okay, next, Yeah, next episodic.

972
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 3: But at least I kind of love having something to

973
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 3: look forward to, you know.

974
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: It's television, bring it back, because like I feel like

975
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: everyone right now is like, okay, now, what's next. We

976
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: just got through summer, Like I feel like people need

977
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: something to do, and an episodic television show that Unites

978
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: US all is really important. But yeah, premiere was awesome.

979
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: I chickened out doing the red carpet, but the lady

980
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you have carpet access, do you want

981
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: to do it? And I was like, absolutely not, absolutely no.

982
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 2: My dream is to suck my way onto a red carpet.

983
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: I didn't do it because I was like embarrassed, and

984
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: I wish I did it because I would have maybe

985
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: got to do my letter boxed.

986
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 3: I would have hated that.

987
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: I know I would that. The thing is is I

988
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: thought it was like if it if it was like

989
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: my top four, I would just open the app and

990
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: read my top four.

991
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 3: But what would your top four off the top of

992
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 3: your head be?

993
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 4: Go?

994
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: Mind Game, Climax, Come and See is in there sometimes

995
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: but not currently. Perfect Blue is in there sometimes, but

996
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 1: that's two animated movies. So drop Perfect Blue, keep Mind Game,

997
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: keep Climax. I really really liked everything everywhere all as once,

998
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: Like I really I thought that was a very very

999
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 1: special movie. What's my last one? Sorry? I have to cheat.

1000
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 2: I have to check my top four.

1001
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 3: Top He's looking at his phone. He can't.

1002
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 2: No, I'm not I'm looking at this picture.

1003
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the Galaxy Vogue.

1004
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 2: Reminds me of you remember when you wear those pants?

1005
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, what what? What is going on? I

1006
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 1: feel like it's like a joke at this point, Like that's.

1007
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: The worst this is on purpose?

1008
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I think it's a it's a bit, right,

1009
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: I think it's fun. Oh here's my top four.

1010
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 2: I think it's fun.

1011
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: Climax, mind Game, am a lay and the Substance. And

1012
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: that's something I was going to bring up earlier. Is

1013
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: in the Substance, she hits her head a bunch, and

1014
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: I think that's like one of the worst things to

1015
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: watch on a movie. And I love it.

1016
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 4: The way she hit her head on that tile is

1017
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 4: on ironically, how I hit my head.

1018
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 1: That's so crazy and you that is so.

1019
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 4: Insane, Like I have like, I mean, it's not as bad,

1020
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 4: but I still can't lay on my head. I've been

1021
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 4: sleeping on my stomach the past few days because I

1022
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 4: can't lay on my head and like I can't, Like

1023
00:46:53,840 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 4: if you see me laying, yeah, I'll give you some.

1024
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: Can I have head please? Can I have bugo? Can

1025
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 1: I have head bogle please?

1026
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1027
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 2: Can I.

1028
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: Have your cheesy bugle?

1029
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 3: My truffle, my Truffleezy Taco, my Casadia, Yes on a

1030
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 3: hot day, you want.

1031
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: My cad or without chicken.

1032
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 3: No chicken, it's roast beef.

1033
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: God damn it, dude. Wait, what's your tough for.

1034
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 3: Worst person in the World's Fern Gully Florida Project? Yeah,

1035
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 3: Boys Don't Cry?

1036
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Okai.

1037
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 4: Those are kind of just movies actually, Like I don't

1038
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 4: know that I would say those are my top four,

1039
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 4: but those are like if I if you put any

1040
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,240
Speaker 4: of those on right now, I would be set.

1041
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 3: And I'd watch.

1042
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you seen Amala? No you? That would that?

1043
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: Unironically that movie changed my life. Like the way she

1044
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: moves in that movie, I'm like, I want to be

1045
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: this person. They're playing little fucking games but making people's

1046
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: lives better and people don't know. That's literally me. I

1047
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 1: move behind the scenes and no one knows how easy

1048
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: I make everybody's life. I'm with you on that. And

1049
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: you are like that, Kai, you're top four.

1050
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 3: You had so much time to think.

1051
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: It's really hard to think. I'm such a movie head

1052
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 2: and I feel like I don't know. It's like a

1053
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 2: really nuanced question and nuance.

1054
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 3: What are four movies? What is a movie.

1055
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 4: If I was with you, if we were all chilling

1056
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 4: in the living room and like you had to put

1057
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 4: on a movie.

1058
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 3: What movie are you putting on one?

1059
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: If we're all chilling in the.

1060
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 1: Not a Joe b serious.

1061
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 2: I know, I'm trying so hard to be serious. M hmm.

1062
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: Don't win per like that. It's for me.

1063
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just thinking, dude, I'm really the pressure.

1064
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 2: The medical thing really did mess up my phone. I'm sorry,

1065
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 2: so you need to give me some time.

1066
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

1067
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 2: What's the fucking Sean Baker movie? Sean on an iPhone? Tangerine? Yeah,

1068
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: that's in my top.

1069
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: Five Hello Tangerine phone?

1070
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, uh fuck. I really liked Challengers, and people

1071
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: always freak out when I say that that's one of

1072
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: my favorite movies because they're like, well, they know it's

1073
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 2: a good movie, but there's this thing that people really

1074
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 2: don't want to say. They're afraid of saying that something

1075
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,240
Speaker 2: really contemporary is one of their favorite movies.

1076
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: I hate that. Ship Bitch Substances my one of my

1077
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: favorite movies.

1078
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think it's really brave to embrace contemporary.

1079
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, worst person in the world since I've

1080
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,240
Speaker 4: seen that movie. It is the to me, my top

1081
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 4: movie ever. Like, to me, that is the best movie

1082
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 4: I've ever what's that and it's it came out in

1083
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 4: twenty twenty two.

1084
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: I think Pussy Purple Palace, Pink Pussy.

1085
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 3: Palace by Lily Allen. I love Lily Alan.

1086
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 4: Lily Allen to me right now as I approach twenty

1087
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 4: seven is what Fiona Apple was to me when I

1088
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 4: turned eighteen, like nineteen.

1089
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: Like that is like wow, know that album is special?

1090
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: And I was told they like statistic is like normally

1091
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: when artists drop albums, it's skyrockets to the top and

1092
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: then teeters off slowly daily, daily, daily, like streams are

1093
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: up here and then they go down as a day's pass.

1094
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 1: Lily Allen's started down here and every single day it's

1095
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: gone up in streams. It started like four million day

1096
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: one and now it's eight million streams a day.

1097
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 3: That's so awesome. I listened to the.

1098
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: I love that you can be forty years old and

1099
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,720
Speaker 1: then just do something and it completely like changes your life.

1100
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: Like I love that, Like you can be thirty years

1101
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: old and drop something and it changes your life. I

1102
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: love that you can create something when you're forty and

1103
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: it changes your life like it's not over.

1104
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 3: I know.

1105
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 4: There's something so sweet about like all the pockets of

1106
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 4: like skyrocketing she's had. Also, Hayley Williams' new album is

1107
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 4: really fucking good. I love it so much. I've been

1108
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 4: listening to that a lot. And Eli dropped her.

1109
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 1: Album Oh my God, literally such a perfect pop album.

1110
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 3: It's so good. I was listening to it today. Are

1111
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 3: you okay?

1112
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to think of my other movies

1113
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 2: because I have two more that I'm supposed to list.

1114
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: What's that for?

1115
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 3: Emily?

1116
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: Like like The Little Girl with the Momgan Janet Planet,

1117
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: Janet Plant.

1118
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 3: Janet Planet is so good.

1119
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 4: Janet Planet, to me is good in a way that

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00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 4: I don't know if I would put it in the

1121
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,959
Speaker 4: top four because it's not a movie. When I first

1122
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 4: saw it, I watched it three times in a week.

1123
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 4: But then and the soundtrack is so good and it's

1124
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 4: shot so well, and like everyone in it, Oh my god,

1125
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 4: what's her name? Hillary Swank is No, that's not Hillary Swank,

1126
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 4: the main woman in that movie. I Am in love

1127
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 4: with her. She was also in Dream Dream Scenario, I

1128
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 4: Am in Love with You I'm in love with this woman.

1129
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 4: I don't know her name, but I'm literally in love

1130
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 4: with her.

1131
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 2: Wherever New Plays by Beverley Glenn Copeland is so good.

1132
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 2: Where they're on Mushrooms, It's so fucking good. But yeah,

1133
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 2: I do have two other movies. Doublewaar's product is Yeah,

1134
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 2: and I feel like they need to make movies like

1135
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 2: that again, so bad need to make that.

1136
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 3: They need to be making second one, and I will

1137
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 3: stand by that.

1138
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: They need Nancy Myers to pop out and pop her

1139
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: fucking pussy all over us, like she is literally a

1140
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: goat director. I've said that like the last three episodes,

1141
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely think she should be in the goat

1142
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,720
Speaker 1: director conversations. But because she's a woman and the genre

1143
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: of movies she creates, she doesn't get to be a

1144
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: part of that conversation. But those movies without fail. Every

1145
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: single Nancy Meyers film, I think the.

1146
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,320
Speaker 4: Only one I've seen is It's Complicated, and that movie

1147
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 4: was so I have left feeling so magical.

1148
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: Every time I watch those movies, I feel the entire

1149
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: spectrum of emotion and I think that is incredible movie

1150
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 1: magic types.

1151
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 2: My last one is forgetting Sarah Marshall. I think that's

1152
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 2: like a perfectly written comedy you've never seen.

1153
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 1: That's, you know what, how American Summer might be in

1154
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 1: my top four.

1155
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I watched that. I like,

1156
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 2: I don't remember laughing that hard, really watching a movie

1157
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 2: in a while.

1158
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: Oh, you're saying like you laughed at I laughed.

1159
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 4: At it when I remember my parents and my older

1160
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 4: sister renting it from Blockbuster and I wanted to watch it.

1161
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 2: You're talking about the older the newer ones.

1162
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 3: I think I'm talking about the old one.

1163
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm talking about the new one, the Netflix one. One.

1164
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: That one's okay, thought it was really good. Yeah, it's

1165
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: it's it's I just like the old one.

1166
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 4: All Yeah, I'm thinking of the old one because they

1167
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 4: would get it on VHS, and then I think eventually

1168
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 4: my parents bought it and it was in the house,

1169
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 4: and there were times where I'd see and I'm like,

1170
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw that shit on. But there was something

1171
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 4: so about putting a tape on, like you could really

1172
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 4: get like what like putting in a PHS tape. If

1173
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 4: you stopped it and pulled it out, you'd yank everything out,

1174
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 4: Like there's literally no way to secretly watch that.

1175
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 2: Paul Rudd looked good in the original.

1176
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 1: He did, Yeah, no, he looks fine.

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00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 2: Shit.

1178
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: I have two more topics I want to talk about.

1179
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: I had the worst week of my life, apparently because

1180
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: it's all bad, but the bed frame debacle. Guys. I

1181
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: ordered my dream dream bed, which is the chrome a

1182
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: kick Ikea bed from nineteen eighty one that is like

1183
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: my dream bed, has been my dream bed for almost

1184
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: a decade now. It is the perfect bed frame, but

1185
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: they only make up to full sized beds in it.

1186
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I'm not going back to

1187
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: a full size bed. It would not look good in

1188
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,959
Speaker 1: my room. So I just wrote that dream away until

1189
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: my next home. Well, I did some digging on Ali Baba,

1190
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: mister Ali Baba, and I found one and I ordered

1191
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: it two and a half months ago, and I was

1192
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 1: so fucking excited for this bed. Well I get it

1193
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 1: in the mail. Not only was I not warned that

1194
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: it was coming in, they just dropped the biggest wooden

1195
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: crate I've ever seen in my entire life.

1196
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1197
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 4: He scared the fuck out of me because I've been

1198
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 4: waking up so early, so like I have my slow mornings,

1199
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 4: like I.

1200
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 3: Wake up, I go have a coffee. I like like candles.

1201
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 3: I walk around, I pick up a bit like chilling.

1202
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 4: And I'm upstairs painting and then I just hear our

1203
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 4: scary fucking doorbell because we have a doorbell from literally

1204
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 4: nineteen twenty three and it's so scary and it goes off.

1205
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 4: So I run downstairs and it's a livery dude and

1206
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,399
Speaker 4: I opened the door and he just shoves the paper

1207
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 4: in my face, shows me the address of our home

1208
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 4: on the paper and he's like here and I was like, yeah,

1209
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 4: that's here, and then he goes okay and turns around,

1210
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 4: starts walking down the like sidewalk or whatever, and it's

1211
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 4: like I'll come here, and then just turned around and

1212
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 4: I just got scared.

1213
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:17,919
Speaker 3: Because I thought it was your bed.

1214
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 4: And I was like, it's like, I was so fucking

1215
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,959
Speaker 4: scared because he was just going into this truck.

1216
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 3: And I'm a crazy person.

1217
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 4: And if a stranger comes up to my door and

1218
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is, ironically thought he was.

1219
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: Gonna bring a palmited.

1220
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought he's gonna bring a knife inside and

1221
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 4: start shaking me.

1222
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: Literally nightmare, but literally night mare about something that like

1223
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: is a nightmare. I had like the most peaceful two

1224
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: days of my life before, and then I was on

1225
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 1: pace to have another peaceful Monday. I was like, oh

1226
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,760
Speaker 1: my god, like is this day. I'm like rolling around

1227
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 1: in bed. It's like the sun is like shining a

1228
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 1: little bit. It's like a little overcast, a beautiful day.

1229
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: And then this fucking bed. Oh my god, this bed frame.

1230
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: It is the heaviest thing I've ever touched in my life.

1231
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: It is literally seven hundred pounds. Oh god. But that

1232
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: night I was like, I'm gonna get you hook up

1233
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: with Kai though, Oh, you're right.

1234
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like that's why you were able to

1235
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 3: make it on your own, because you handle Kai.

1236
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I like lift them up.

1237
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 2: I literally wish, well, I don't weigh very much.

1238
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: So I wish Kai is literally so teeny tiny right now.

1239
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

1240
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: And I slipped in my bathtub too, but it was

1241
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 2: kind of like a just like a feather against yeah exactly,

1242
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 2: like I literally did that a couple of times before,

1243
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 2: and then my head like barely touched it.

1244
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 4: Oh.

1245
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: I slipped and make.

1246
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 3: A nasty falling in the shower. And I would pay

1247
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 3: money to see that.

1248
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 2: One time I was naked and I slipped and I

1249
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 2: fell in the fucking you know the thing comes up

1250
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 2: it when it went up three inches up my asshole.

1251
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: You know I have I have a showered kidding shower.

1252
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 2: Do you have a shower douche?

1253
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1254
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, I'm actually really jealous.

1255
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: It's an actual douche or it's an actual douche.

1256
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 4: D But if I had that, I would be like

1257
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 4: douching my ass to an extent that would probably give

1258
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 4: me issues because I'm the kind of person that if

1259
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 4: I find out a new way to like really get

1260
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 4: in and clean my body. I sometimes I get out

1261
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 4: of my shower and my legs are burning from scrubbing them.

1262
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. But yeah, one time I slipped walking

1263
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: into my bathroom and I kicked the door shut, and

1264
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, I'm gonna land, I'm gonna hit

1265
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: the door, and I started falling and then I just

1266
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: went and slipped, riding under the door because I'm as

1267
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: thin as a piece of paper. And then I just

1268
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: went and like landed on the other side.

1269
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 2: Oh do you remember we were at the airport and

1270
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 2: the TSA thought I was a listerine strip.

1271
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that hat. That was so alloying.

1272
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 2: And then you dead ass were like that's a person.

1273
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 2: And then the security guard was like.

1274
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,479
Speaker 1: What Yeah, they were literally shot.

1275
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 2: I was about to pop started pouring water on you disappeared.

1276
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: Which is honestly really crazy that he tried to make

1277
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: you disappear. I wish I could do problematic. What the

1278
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: fuck was I saying? Oh, bedframe, I move it piece

1279
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 1: by piece in my bedroom. It is literally seven hundred pounds.

1280
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: And you helped me with the two big ones. Thank you.

1281
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: You saved my life. I would have I literally would

1282
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: have died big ones.

1283
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 3: I helped you with the big ones because I'm so strong.

1284
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:27,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I move. I destroy my fucking room because

1285
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm building this bed frame tonight, getting rid

1286
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: of these boxes. Tomorrow I go to build my bed frame.

1287
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: They didn't send me all the pieces. It took two

1288
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: and a half months, and I was like, what the

1289
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: fuck am I supposed to do? My room is in shambles,

1290
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: Like this is literally the worst thing that could ever

1291
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: happen to me. Actually, well, I give up. I move

1292
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: all the pieces out of my room. I put them

1293
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: up against the window, and I'm like, whatever, it was

1294
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: a waste of money. I gave up. Well, I moved

1295
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 1: all my shit, all my furniture back into place, except

1296
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: I did not put my bed back on the bed frame.

1297
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm a top Now bed is on the floor. Remember that. Well,

1298
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: I get a notification this morning saying, oh, sorry, we

1299
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: sent you the wrong instructions. You have all the right parts.

1300
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 1: You're good to build it. And I built my bed

1301
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 1: and it is fucking gorgeous. It is so perfect for

1302
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: my room. I'm so excited. Thank you Ali Express for

1303
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 1: putting me on. And you know what I decided, I'm

1304
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: going to start a furniture business selling dupes.

1305
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 3: You're going to start a drop shipping company.

1306
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I went to my first boxing slash personal

1307
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 4: training today.

1308
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 3: I got called strong.

1309
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 1: How was it?

1310
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 4: It was actually really fun and like really easy, and

1311
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 4: I'm excited.

1312
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 2: I should keep on me.

1313
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 1: You are strong. Wait did you hear what Kai said?

1314
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 3: I know, and I said, I wish.

1315
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,439
Speaker 1: Where would you want her to hit you? Also, wait,

1316
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: fucking face, we're not talking about what went down between.

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Speaker 4: We already technically did media because we said no, he's

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01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 4: not talking about that music, and but we I.

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Speaker 2: Feel like we were like, should we even talk about

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01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,919
Speaker 2: this on the podcast because it's like, oh my god,

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01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 2: Maybe we don't talk about it on the podcast.

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01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, probably we won't talk Maybe we should though,

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01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: let's not talk about it. We'll talk about it next week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk about it. We'll talk next week. We'll

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01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 3: have more clarity on the situation.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we already did the media music in the media

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Speaker 4: where Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for listening.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait to get super strong and scare everybody.

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01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: And it's going to be a beautiful thing. It's going

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01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: to be a beautiful thing because what women are what strong?

1331
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: No should be hairless?

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Speaker 2: Hairless? Right? Hairless?

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01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 3: Can you shave my arm? Picture?

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01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? I actually would love to shave you. I'm not

1335
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 1: even kidding, like, not even a creepy way.

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01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 3: Can you shave my legs?

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Speaker 1: I actually I would like, but I would have to

1338
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: use a Phillips one blade because if I cut you

1339
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 1: and peeled up like the first layer of your skin,

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Speaker 1: I would be It would be the worst thing ever,

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01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: because I don't like hurting women personally, right, that makes

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01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: sense to me.

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Speaker 4: I just haven't had a stick for I have like

1344
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 4: all of my Razor things replacements, but I lost the stick.

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01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 4: I don't know where it went, and so I just

1346
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 4: happened because I just have the little heads and I'm

1347
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 4: like here I go.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you for watching.

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Speaker 2: Bye three