Speaker 1: Second date up date. One of the most embarrassing moments
Speaker 1: of my entire life. Whoa happened years ago on this show,
Speaker 1: which was when I heard a surprise first date with
Speaker 1: a girl live in studio on the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I was here. I was your server,
Speaker 2: I was standing behind you, and I was Yeah. That
Speaker 2: was so good.
Speaker 1: Detail is not important. Didn't go great, super awkward.
Speaker 2: We need to find that audio.
Speaker 1: Can we find that audio to burn it and make
Speaker 1: sure it never see the light of day again. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna leave it at that.
Speaker 2: She liked you, I don't think she did.
Speaker 1: I only bring it up because one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Gabe surprised his date on night one with a fun
Speaker 1: little activity for her after dinner. Okay, maybe that didn't
Speaker 1: go so well. We'll find out, Gabe. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: show man, Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: At She knew she was going to be on a date,
Speaker 2: unlike Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, she knew she was going to be on
Speaker 3: a date, but you didn't know about the activity afterwards,
Speaker 3: and that was a surprise.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get to the surprise in just a second,
Speaker 1: but first, tell us about this lady that we're going
Speaker 1: to be calling. What's she about?
Speaker 3: Well, her name is Megan. She's awesome. You know we
Speaker 3: met online.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's about awesome. What what makes her awesome?
Speaker 4: Gabe?
Speaker 3: Well, obviously you need you know, there's a physical attraction.
Speaker 3: But there's like five things I look for in a woman,
Speaker 3: and you know this physical attraction, there's humor.
Speaker 1: God, you are so picky.
Speaker 2: Five you haven't listened to a simple Okay.
Speaker 3: May on there breathing for the sixth Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So you got physical attraction, funny.
Speaker 3: Humor, intelligence, integrity, and the intangibles, you know, like what
Speaker 3: your hobbies are, things like that that you like to
Speaker 3: do together.
Speaker 1: You're going to die alone, that's okay, kidding. Tell us
Speaker 1: what did you end up doing for your day with Meghan?
Speaker 3: Well, normally I don't go for full dinners. I don't
Speaker 3: want to spend that much time with some until I
Speaker 3: get to know him talking and texting. You know, we
Speaker 3: really hit it off because she's really funny, she's got
Speaker 3: a great wit about her, and she was intelligent.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think it's hard to be funny if you're
Speaker 2: not intelligent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, comedian, and I'm an idiot, bro I'll give you
Speaker 5: more credit than that, Okay, at least a c plus students.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sure derailed things.
Speaker 1: Like Meghan is at least checking a couple of your
Speaker 1: boxes at this point, right.
Speaker 2: Gabe, Right, exactly, Okay, Okay, So you went for the dinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I pried opened a while, and I figured I'd
Speaker 3: take her out. You know, she's worth it. So we
Speaker 3: was for a nice Italian then, and then I told
Speaker 3: her afterwards, I said, listen, I got a surprise.
Speaker 2: For you, okay. And what was her reaction? Just to that?
Speaker 3: She she seemed excited about it. She's like, ooh, a surprise.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that was a surprise, because I
Speaker 3: don't know very well, like ooh surprised, like what the
Speaker 3: hell this? Or who was surprised?
Speaker 1: Because the surprise could literally mean anything, could be a fun,
Speaker 1: happy surprise, a scary surprise.
Speaker 2: And there's two types of people in the world. There
Speaker 2: are people who love surprises and people absolutely hate them.
Speaker 6: No, it's hard because I think I hate surprises, but
Speaker 6: I love surprises.
Speaker 1: If I know what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: That's not a surprise.
Speaker 6: I have a surprise later then I know, Okay, it's
Speaker 6: gonna be a mystery. But if you just tell me,
Speaker 6: boom surprise you ready, I'm like, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 6: ready for this.
Speaker 3: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm scared. So I'm been dying to know what
Speaker 1: is the surprise that you had waiting for her?
Speaker 3: So I took it to a comedy club and she
Speaker 3: seemed like, oh, this is fun.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, it's fun.
Speaker 2: So you're surprised with tickets to see a show?
Speaker 3: Well not really. The surprise was that I'm a performer
Speaker 3: and I was headlining and gonna do a set.
Speaker 1: To come to your comedy show.
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to go with no. Not a good surprise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really all right.
Speaker 2: It's like like if you play your own music while
Speaker 2: you're in the car, and it's like, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: What if she doesn't think you're funny?
Speaker 3: Well I am a headliner.
Speaker 2: That doesn't matter. That's not how it doesn't matter. I
Speaker 2: have seen plenty of headliners.
Speaker 1: She's just checking the boxes. He's making sure that they're
Speaker 1: on the same level when it comes to sens.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying risky. Yeah, I'm very risky.
Speaker 1: That's a fair statement. It is a risk. How did
Speaker 1: it go?
Speaker 3: I mean, we were hitting it off, so I figured,
Speaker 3: you know, so I'm doing my show and then I'm like,
Speaker 3: can nice set kill a set? And I know it's
Speaker 3: a good set because when I came off, people are like, oh,
Speaker 3: can I get a picture? You know, everyone's pictures and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. It's like should and I'm going to
Speaker 3: look for and I'm looking for actually taking pictures, like oh,
Speaker 3: its supposed to be the ladies room or something or whatever.
Speaker 3: I can't find it, you know. And then I'm like,
Speaker 3: you know, oh she left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's not alone for an entire show.
Speaker 3: You bro. I don't know. I'm still not getting what
Speaker 3: the big deal is. It's like, oh, this is what
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: So if you're not, you know, I'm not bring in
Speaker 2: a date to work either.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're hawking dates on to me.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just it's a lot, and comedy sometimes
Speaker 2: is more fun when you experience it with other people,
Speaker 2: Like if you're sitting by yourself, it really has to
Speaker 2: be funny.
Speaker 1: Did you text her once you found out that she left?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I texted her. Afterwards, I text her
Speaker 3: and I said, hey, I didn't see at the end
Speaker 3: they said you had left and said did you have fun? Okay,
Speaker 3: and she texted back She's like real generic, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what the.
Speaker 1: Review? But is there anything in your mind that you
Speaker 1: think maybe could have been the big red flag that
Speaker 1: besides the comedy outside of that.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would call back you want.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm wondering what's in his mind? What does he
Speaker 1: think went wrong?
Speaker 3: I can't think of a thing because we were laughing
Speaker 3: at dinner, you know, it was nice and she said wow,
Speaker 3: you know, and she even said herself, She's like, normally
Speaker 3: I don't go to dinner on a first date till
Speaker 3: you get to know somebody. But I have something special
Speaker 3: about you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, sorry to interrupt, but the producer is giving
Speaker 1: me the red light, which means we.
Speaker 3: Have to get.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna play a song.
Speaker 2: We'll come back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Megan for you, try and get you
Speaker 1: a second date update.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, thank you?
Speaker 1: Second date update all right? Halfway through the second date
Speaker 1: update is everybody are having a good time tonight? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, if someone wake up the guy in the
Speaker 1: back so that he can tip his waitress.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, she's.
Speaker 1: Already complained about my tip.
Speaker 3: That's my time for the night.
Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody.
Speaker 2: It is not good.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 2: God, I just got so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Did you need somebody to open for you, Gabe?
Speaker 3: No, I think we got that cover. But you guys
Speaker 3: then yes, yeah, you're your so.
Speaker 1: Gabe recently took a woman out for a dinner date
Speaker 1: and then surprised her afterwards by bring into a live
Speaker 1: comedy show where, surprise, he was the headliner. I still
Speaker 1: think that's cool.
Speaker 2: But she left before he even got our stage.
Speaker 3: It's not cool.
Speaker 1: It may have been an emergency situation. We don't know.
Speaker 2: Get back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, She may have been busy in the hospital.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The thing I mean, you know, as a performer,
Speaker 3: you're always on the road, so it's kind of tough
Speaker 3: to meet someone and this one she really really liked.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't I wouldn't be like on you with you
Speaker 3: guys if it wasn't, if.
Speaker 2: It wasn't was important to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's important to me, you know.
Speaker 4: Joke, there was a joke.
Speaker 1: Stop heckling for help.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't get your jokes, but I'm sure there's
Speaker 2: a lot of people that. Do I feel you, bro,
Speaker 2: Here's my one question. Did she know you were a
Speaker 2: stand up comedian before you guys went out?
Speaker 3: Well, I just told her I was an entertainer and
Speaker 3: that was it. Maybe she thought I was a musician.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, he's humble, and I like that about you gave.
Speaker 2: He brought his head lighting show. That's not humble, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Humble comes in all different forms.
Speaker 3: She had to find out eventually, So why not?
Speaker 1: All right, So let's stop speculating. We're just gonna call
Speaker 1: Meghan and find out for real why she isn't calling
Speaker 1: you back. You ready to do this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? All right, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey, is this Meghan?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, this is her? Who's this?
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, my co host are here
Speaker 1: with me, jose Brooks.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 3: And yeah.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called Second Date
Speaker 1: Update where we help our listeners who are having a
Speaker 1: little bit of trouble reaching somebody after they went on
Speaker 1: a date with them.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, and so one of.
Speaker 1: Our listeners is trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: His name's Gabe.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, I mean we kind of got the
Speaker 2: sense that you were interested since you know, so.
Speaker 4: You guys talked to him, like what did he say?
Speaker 1: We heard from game and he told us a little
Speaker 1: bit about dinner and the comedy show surprise afterwards. What
Speaker 1: were your thoughts on that? How did you feel?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Then it was good, Like he's funny, charming, he was
Speaker 4: a total gentleman.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's good, funny, charming, gentleman. These are very
Speaker 1: positive things to say about.
Speaker 2: I just want to know what your reaction was like
Speaker 2: on the inside when he surprised you with his own
Speaker 2: comedy show.
Speaker 4: Well, when I got to the show, I was I
Speaker 4: was pretty excited, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you thought the surprise was cool because
Speaker 2: I didn't know, like we, you know, were speculating like
Speaker 2: maybe that is a little braggadocious or he gets fistical
Speaker 2: or very very I mean I just worried.
Speaker 4: They had the show itself, it wasn't really a problem,
Speaker 4: but when he caught up there to do his bit,
Speaker 4: it was it was really offensive.
Speaker 1: Gabe's gate set was offensive.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was is he like one of those
Speaker 2: like shock comedians.
Speaker 4: Well, no, he didn't really use any bad language or anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, what was offensive about it?
Speaker 4: So, you know it's not okay to do accents, okay,
Speaker 4: And he's doing a British accent, a British accent, I
Speaker 4: think that's okay.
Speaker 2: Why did the British accent offend you?
Speaker 4: Well, if I was British, I would be offended. He
Speaker 4: didn't even ask the audience if anyone was British, and
Speaker 4: this would be okay for him. Like, it was just disrespectful.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a lot. They don't ask permission
Speaker 1: to tell a joke. You're you're there to see the jokes.
Speaker 2: Was it joke offensive about British people or something like?
Speaker 2: I mean, it was just the accent.
Speaker 4: I personally thought all that was offensive. He was just
Speaker 4: being really disrespectful to British people.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I don't like this. Did you have like
Speaker 1: British family or something?
Speaker 2: Even so, it's pretty good humor British people and it's
Speaker 2: not a group of people that have been really pushed
Speaker 2: down through the deck.
Speaker 1: You know, Like, yeah, and that that was the reason
Speaker 1: that you left jokes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you guys might not think it's offensive. But
Speaker 4: I talked to a friend about it, and she's visited
Speaker 4: England before and she told me that that could be offensive.
Speaker 2: So it just your friend at one time. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to for your friend that one time
Speaker 2: went to England said that that might be offensive.
Speaker 4: It could be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I mean to have your bad.
Speaker 5: Surprisingly i'd be the one in the room that wouldn't.
Speaker 1: But I have talked to somebody. There was a girl
Speaker 1: I used to.
Speaker 6: Date who was in England, and she did say she
Speaker 6: hates it when people make fun of British people's teeth.
Speaker 2: And I didn't realize that he was kind of like
Speaker 2: low fruit hates it an offensive or two different things.
Speaker 1: Right bottom of it. It's just tough being a comedian
Speaker 1: these days. I don't know what you're allowed to joke
Speaker 1: about anymore.
Speaker 2: Jeff yourself, I would stick to yourself.
Speaker 3: British.
Speaker 2: Ok, maybe he's British.
Speaker 1: Actually that's a great question. Maybe he does have some
Speaker 1: roots over in England. And you should actually ask him that, Megan,
Speaker 1: because I need to let you know. Gabe is actually
Speaker 1: on the phone. He wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Gabe. Yeah, oh wait, so you you're
Speaker 3: now you're offended for a British accent because a friend
Speaker 3: may possibly at one time would have maybe on over
Speaker 3: the engl and maybe speak to some of the psychopaths
Speaker 3: that say, yeah, you may get offended on a British accent.
Speaker 4: I thought it was offensive too, you know, I I
Speaker 4: thought that myself.
Speaker 3: Okay, the British people in the audience that were so
Speaker 3: super offended, show a hand how many British people out there? Oh? None? Okay, is.
Speaker 1: British people listen? I apologize to all our people, name
Speaker 1: for Jose. That was horrible.
Speaker 4: I'm actually right now standing up for all races and
Speaker 4: all countries.
Speaker 3: So I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't think you should be doing only accents at all.
Speaker 3: None.
Speaker 1: Spokeswoman Megan has laid down the law.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that you were writing the comedy Constitution.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Okay.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to change a lot of bits, Megan.
Speaker 2: I appreciate what you're trying to do you here. I
Speaker 2: just think you maybe need to do a little bit
Speaker 2: more research into why things are offensive and why some
Speaker 2: things aren't offensive. Y, I declare.
Speaker 3: In the land of comedy that there will be no accent. Goodbye.
Speaker 2: It's not very good, it's not funny.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 4: I think that everyone should be really careful, especially Gabe,
Speaker 4: because I see him getting canceled because of this.
Speaker 3: Myself getting canceled by anybody who saw me out with you.
Speaker 1: This is getting a little bit out of hands.
Speaker 6: Yes, if you never make fun of anybody ever, then
Speaker 6: you're never gonna offend anybody.
Speaker 1: But I think you should have a balance.
Speaker 2: I think you're good man.
Speaker 1: You know what I think we need to do right now.
Speaker 1: I think we need to calm things down. We need
Speaker 1: to reach across the pond and make a connection in between.
Speaker 2: These two people are proposing a tea party.
Speaker 1: Yes, something on our bill. We will pay for it.
Speaker 1: What are you saying, Megan, one more date with Gabe?
Speaker 1: No accents at all?
Speaker 2: What about a German? Is German? Okay? Because German's pretty funny? Access?
Speaker 1: Zero access?
Speaker 3: Gabe?
Speaker 1: Are you are you capable of doing that?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. No. I cannot do it. I
Speaker 3: cannot have no accents. I know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's a nice that's a n Germany.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Just don't know what his accents.
Speaker 1: You might need to work a little bit on your
Speaker 1: routine there. But but it looks like we're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to get you another date.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say no anyway, so I want another day.
Speaker 3: I don't want half my back to the Italian dinner?
Speaker 3: Ready to do?
Speaker 1: You want the Italian stuff? Gotta we gotta stop this.
Speaker 1: That's just move okay, because if game starts an Italian
Speaker 1: accident on the show, we're all going to get canceled.
Speaker 3: I cannot do a bad actions, but always got to
Speaker 3: be a good action.
Speaker 1: Hand Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah you said it. I
Speaker 1: mean that conversation just kept going from bad to worse.
Speaker 1: And usually Brook likes to stick up for the little guys,
Speaker 1: which in this case is all of England. Apparently that's the.
Speaker 2: Problem British art, the little guys.
Speaker 1: That shocking twist, Brooke was actually in support of making
Speaker 1: fun of other countries and races. Not true, that's that's true.
Speaker 2: You could do an English accent without being a fense.
Speaker 1: Okay, before starting on me, Brook, don't even bring up Brexit. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's gonna offend me and most of our British listeners.
Speaker 1: I mean we already lost Sweden after we did that.
Speaker 1: I tea joke. I am not losing another one here.
Speaker 2: I get what she's trying to do, but it's actually
Speaker 2: backfiring because when you do that, it makes the things
Speaker 2: that are actually offensive like it's not. It's not like
Speaker 2: cancel culture isn't a bad thing. Cancel culture is just saying, hey,
Speaker 2: don't do that anymore. This is my opinion. This is bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if you make fun of everybody, then no
Speaker 1: one can be offended. No, okay, I'm still not quite
Speaker 1: kidding it, but text in the seventh to explain it
Speaker 1: to me. Who are we allowed to make fun of you?
Speaker 1: Who aren't we?
Speaker 2: Yourself? Just anything, yourself or the big guy. That's all
Speaker 2: you can make.
Speaker 1: Be more conscious of what you're kidding about, and also
Speaker 1: be less sensitive about your own.
Speaker 2: That's good. Yeahs, meet in the middle somewhere you go.
Speaker 1: Complicated thing. Remember, if you ever want to get a
Speaker 1: second date update email the show. We can call the
Speaker 1: person who's not calling you back.
Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,