WEBVTT - Second Date Update: All Woke No Joke

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<v Speaker 1>Second date up date. One of the most embarrassing moments

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<v Speaker 1>of my entire life. Whoa happened years ago on this show,

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<v Speaker 1>which was when I heard a surprise first date with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl live in studio on the air.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wish I was here. I was your server,

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<v Speaker 2>I was standing behind you, and I was Yeah. That

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<v Speaker 2>was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Detail is not important. Didn't go great, super awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to find that audio.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we find that audio to burn it and make

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<v Speaker 1>sure it never see the light of day again. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 2>She liked you, I don't think she did.

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<v Speaker 1>I only bring it up because one of our listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>Gabe surprised his date on night one with a fun

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<v Speaker 1>little activity for her after dinner. Okay, maybe that didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go so well. We'll find out, Gabe. Welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>show man, Hey, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>At She knew she was going to be on a date,

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<v Speaker 2>unlike Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, she knew she was going to be on

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<v Speaker 3>a date, but you didn't know about the activity afterwards,

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<v Speaker 3>and that was a surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll get to the surprise in just a second,

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<v Speaker 1>but first, tell us about this lady that we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be calling. What's she about?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, her name is Megan. She's awesome. You know we

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<v Speaker 3>met online.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she's about awesome. What what makes her awesome?

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<v Speaker 4>Gabe?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, obviously you need you know, there's a physical attraction.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's like five things I look for in a woman,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know this physical attraction, there's humor.

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<v Speaker 1>God, you are so picky.

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<v Speaker 2>Five you haven't listened to a simple Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>May on there breathing for the sixth Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, So you got physical attraction, funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Humor, intelligence, integrity, and the intangibles, you know, like what

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<v Speaker 3>your hobbies are, things like that that you like to

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<v Speaker 3>do together.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to die alone, that's okay, kidding. Tell us

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<v Speaker 1>what did you end up doing for your day with Meghan?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, normally I don't go for full dinners. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to spend that much time with some until I

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<v Speaker 3>get to know him talking and texting. You know, we

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<v Speaker 3>really hit it off because she's really funny, she's got

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<v Speaker 3>a great wit about her, and she was intelligent.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think it's hard to be funny if you're

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<v Speaker 2>not intelligent.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, comedian, and I'm an idiot, bro I'll give you

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<v Speaker 5>more credit than that, Okay, at least a c plus students.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, sure derailed things.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Meghan is at least checking a couple of your

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<v Speaker 1>boxes at this point, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Gabe, Right, exactly, Okay, Okay, So you went for the dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I pried opened a while, and I figured I'd

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<v Speaker 3>take her out. You know, she's worth it. So we

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<v Speaker 3>was for a nice Italian then, and then I told

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<v Speaker 3>her afterwards, I said, listen, I got a surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>For you, okay. And what was her reaction? Just to that?

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<v Speaker 3>She she seemed excited about it. She's like, ooh, a surprise.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if that was a surprise, because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know very well, like ooh surprised, like what the

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<v Speaker 3>hell this? Or who was surprised?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the surprise could literally mean anything, could be a fun,

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<v Speaker 1>happy surprise, a scary surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's two types of people in the world. There

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<v Speaker 2>are people who love surprises and people absolutely hate them.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's hard because I think I hate surprises, but

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<v Speaker 6>I love surprises.

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<v Speaker 1>If I know what's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a surprise.

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<v Speaker 6>I have a surprise later then I know, Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 6>gonna be a mystery. But if you just tell me,

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<v Speaker 6>boom surprise you ready, I'm like, no, no, I'm not

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<v Speaker 6>ready for this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm scared. So I'm been dying to know what

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<v Speaker 1>is the surprise that you had waiting for her?

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<v Speaker 3>So I took it to a comedy club and she

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<v Speaker 3>seemed like, oh, this is fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, it's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're surprised with tickets to see a show?

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<v Speaker 3>Well not really. The surprise was that I'm a performer

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<v Speaker 3>and I was headlining and gonna do a set.

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<v Speaker 1>To come to your comedy show.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm going to go with no. Not a good surprise.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, really all right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like like if you play your own music while

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the car, and it's like, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>What if she doesn't think you're funny?

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<v Speaker 3>Well I am a headliner.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't matter. That's not how it doesn't matter. I

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<v Speaker 2>have seen plenty of headliners.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just checking the boxes. He's making sure that they're

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<v Speaker 1>on the same level when it comes to sens.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying risky. Yeah, I'm very risky.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a fair statement. It is a risk. How did

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<v Speaker 1>it go?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we were hitting it off, so I figured,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, so I'm doing my show and then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>can nice set kill a set? And I know it's

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<v Speaker 3>a good set because when I came off, people are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>can I get a picture? You know, everyone's pictures and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff like that. It's like should and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>look for and I'm looking for actually taking pictures, like oh,

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<v Speaker 3>its supposed to be the ladies room or something or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't find it, you know. And then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, oh she left.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, she's not alone for an entire show.

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<v Speaker 3>You bro. I don't know. I'm still not getting what

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<v Speaker 3>the big deal is. It's like, oh, this is what

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're not, you know, I'm not bring in

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<v Speaker 2>a date to work either.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're hawking dates on to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's just it's a lot, and comedy sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>is more fun when you experience it with other people,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you're sitting by yourself, it really has to

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<v Speaker 2>be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you text her once you found out that she left?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course I texted her. Afterwards, I text her

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<v Speaker 3>and I said, hey, I didn't see at the end

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<v Speaker 3>they said you had left and said did you have fun? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and she texted back She's like real generic, It's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>what the.

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<v Speaker 1>Review? But is there anything in your mind that you

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<v Speaker 1>think maybe could have been the big red flag that

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<v Speaker 1>besides the comedy outside of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I would call back you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm wondering what's in his mind? What does he

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<v Speaker 1>think went wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't think of a thing because we were laughing

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<v Speaker 3>at dinner, you know, it was nice and she said wow,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and she even said herself, She's like, normally

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<v Speaker 3>I don't go to dinner on a first date till

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<v Speaker 3>you get to know somebody. But I have something special

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<v Speaker 3>about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, sorry to interrupt, but the producer is giving

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<v Speaker 1>me the red light, which means we.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to get.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna play a song.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll come back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call Megan for you, try and get you

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update all right? Halfway through the second date

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<v Speaker 1>update is everybody are having a good time tonight? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, if someone wake up the guy in the

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<v Speaker 1>back so that he can tip his waitress.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, man, she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Already complained about my tip.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my time for the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>It is not good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I just got so uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you need somebody to open for you, Gabe?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think we got that cover. But you guys

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<v Speaker 3>then yes, yeah, you're your so.

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<v Speaker 1>Gabe recently took a woman out for a dinner date

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<v Speaker 1>and then surprised her afterwards by bring into a live

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<v Speaker 1>comedy show where, surprise, he was the headliner. I still

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<v Speaker 1>think that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>But she left before he even got our stage.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It may have been an emergency situation. We don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Get back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thanks, She may have been busy in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. The thing I mean, you know, as a performer,

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<v Speaker 3>you're always on the road, so it's kind of tough

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<v Speaker 3>to meet someone and this one she really really liked.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't I wouldn't be like on you with you

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<v Speaker 3>guys if it wasn't, if.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't was important to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's important to me, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Joke, there was a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop heckling for help.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't get your jokes, but I'm sure there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people that. Do I feel you, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>Here's my one question. Did she know you were a

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<v Speaker 2>stand up comedian before you guys went out?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I just told her I was an entertainer and

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<v Speaker 3>that was it. Maybe she thought I was a musician.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, he's humble, and I like that about you gave.

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<v Speaker 2>He brought his head lighting show. That's not humble, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Humble comes in all different forms.

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<v Speaker 3>She had to find out eventually, So why not?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So let's stop speculating. We're just gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>Meghan and find out for real why she isn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back. You ready to do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? All right, here we go. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, is this Meghan?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Yeah, this is her? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is jeff from the radio show Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, my co host are here

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<v Speaker 1>with me, jose Brooks.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, okay, why are you guys calling me?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a segment on our show called Second Date

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<v Speaker 1>Update where we help our listeners who are having a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of trouble reaching somebody after they went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with them.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, and so one of.

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<v Speaker 1>Our listeners is trying to get a hold of you.

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<v Speaker 1>His name's Gabe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, yeah, I mean we kind of got the

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<v Speaker 2>sense that you were interested since you know, so.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys talked to him, like what did he say?

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<v Speaker 1>We heard from game and he told us a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about dinner and the comedy show surprise afterwards. What

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<v Speaker 1>were your thoughts on that? How did you feel?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>Then it was good, Like he's funny, charming, he was

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<v Speaker 4>a total gentleman.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, that's good, funny, charming, gentleman. These are very

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<v Speaker 1>positive things to say about.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to know what your reaction was like

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<v Speaker 2>on the inside when he surprised you with his own

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<v Speaker 2>comedy show.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, when I got to the show, I was I

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<v Speaker 4>was pretty excited, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, so you thought the surprise was cool because

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know, like we, you know, were speculating like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe that is a little braggadocious or he gets fistical

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<v Speaker 2>or very very I mean I just worried.

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<v Speaker 4>They had the show itself, it wasn't really a problem,

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<v Speaker 4>but when he caught up there to do his bit,

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<v Speaker 4>it was it was really offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Gabe's gate set was offensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it was is he like one of those

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<v Speaker 2>like shock comedians.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, no, he didn't really use any bad language or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what was offensive about it?

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<v Speaker 4>So, you know it's not okay to do accents, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>And he's doing a British accent, a British accent, I

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<v Speaker 4>think that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did the British accent offend you?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if I was British, I would be offended. He

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<v Speaker 4>didn't even ask the audience if anyone was British, and

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<v Speaker 4>this would be okay for him. Like, it was just disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's a lot. They don't ask permission

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<v Speaker 1>to tell a joke. You're you're there to see the jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it joke offensive about British people or something like?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it was just the accent.

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<v Speaker 4>I personally thought all that was offensive. He was just

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<v Speaker 4>being really disrespectful to British people.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, I don't like this. Did you have like

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<v Speaker 1>British family or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Even so, it's pretty good humor British people and it's

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<v Speaker 2>not a group of people that have been really pushed

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<v Speaker 2>down through the deck.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Like, yeah, and that that was the reason

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<v Speaker 1>that you left jokes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and you guys might not think it's offensive. But

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<v Speaker 4>I talked to a friend about it, and she's visited

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<v Speaker 4>England before and she told me that that could be offensive.

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<v Speaker 2>So it just your friend at one time. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to for your friend that one time

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<v Speaker 2>went to England said that that might be offensive.

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<v Speaker 4>It could be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I mean to have your bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Surprisingly i'd be the one in the room that wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have talked to somebody. There was a girl

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<v Speaker 1>I used to.

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<v Speaker 6>Date who was in England, and she did say she

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<v Speaker 6>hates it when people make fun of British people's teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't realize that he was kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>low fruit hates it an offensive or two different things.

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<v Speaker 1>Right bottom of it. It's just tough being a comedian

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<v Speaker 1>these days. I don't know what you're allowed to joke

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<v Speaker 1>about anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff yourself, I would stick to yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>British.

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<v Speaker 2>Ok, maybe he's British.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's a great question. Maybe he does have some

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<v Speaker 1>roots over in England. And you should actually ask him that, Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>because I need to let you know. Gabe is actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. He wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Gabe. Yeah, oh wait, so you you're

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<v Speaker 3>now you're offended for a British accent because a friend

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<v Speaker 3>may possibly at one time would have maybe on over

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<v Speaker 3>the engl and maybe speak to some of the psychopaths

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<v Speaker 3>that say, yeah, you may get offended on a British accent.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it was offensive too, you know, I I

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<v Speaker 4>thought that myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the British people in the audience that were so

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<v Speaker 3>super offended, show a hand how many British people out there? Oh? None? Okay, is.

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<v Speaker 1>British people listen? I apologize to all our people, name

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<v Speaker 1>for Jose. That was horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually right now standing up for all races and

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<v Speaker 4>all countries.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't think.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you should be doing only accents at all.

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<v Speaker 3>None.

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<v Speaker 1>Spokeswoman Megan has laid down the law.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize that you were writing the comedy Constitution.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to change a lot of bits, Megan.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate what you're trying to do you here. I

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<v Speaker 2>just think you maybe need to do a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more research into why things are offensive and why some

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<v Speaker 2>things aren't offensive. Y, I declare.

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<v Speaker 3>In the land of comedy that there will be no accent. Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not very good, it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that everyone should be really careful, especially Gabe,

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<v Speaker 4>because I see him getting canceled because of this.

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<v Speaker 3>Myself getting canceled by anybody who saw me out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is getting a little bit out of hands.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, if you never make fun of anybody ever, then

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<v Speaker 6>you're never gonna offend anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think you should have a balance.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're good man.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I think we need to do right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we need to calm things down. We need

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<v Speaker 1>to reach across the pond and make a connection in between.

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<v Speaker 2>These two people are proposing a tea party.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, something on our bill. We will pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you saying, Megan, one more date with Gabe?

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<v Speaker 1>No accents at all?

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<v Speaker 2>What about a German? Is German? Okay? Because German's pretty funny? Access?

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<v Speaker 1>Zero access?

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<v Speaker 3>Gabe?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you are you capable of doing that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so. No. I cannot do it. I

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<v Speaker 3>cannot have no accents. I know. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's that's a nice that's a n Germany.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Okay, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't know what his accents.

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<v Speaker 1>You might need to work a little bit on your

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<v Speaker 1>routine there. But but it looks like we're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be able to get you another date.

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<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say no anyway, so I want another day.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want half my back to the Italian dinner?

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<v Speaker 3>Ready to do?

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<v Speaker 1>You want the Italian stuff? Gotta we gotta stop this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just move okay, because if game starts an Italian

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<v Speaker 1>accident on the show, we're all going to get canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot do a bad actions, but always got to

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<v Speaker 3>be a good action.

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<v Speaker 1>Hand Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah you said it. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that conversation just kept going from bad to worse.

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<v Speaker 1>And usually Brook likes to stick up for the little guys,

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<v Speaker 1>which in this case is all of England. Apparently that's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Problem British art, the little guys.

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<v Speaker 1>That shocking twist, Brooke was actually in support of making

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<v Speaker 1>fun of other countries and races. Not true, that's that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do an English accent without being a fense.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, before starting on me, Brook, don't even bring up Brexit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna offend me and most of our British listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we already lost Sweden after we did that.

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<v Speaker 1>I tea joke. I am not losing another one here.

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<v Speaker 2>I get what she's trying to do, but it's actually

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<v Speaker 2>backfiring because when you do that, it makes the things

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<v Speaker 2>that are actually offensive like it's not. It's not like

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<v Speaker 2>cancel culture isn't a bad thing. Cancel culture is just saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>don't do that anymore. This is my opinion. This is bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So if you make fun of everybody, then no

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<v Speaker 1>one can be offended. No, okay, I'm still not quite

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<v Speaker 1>kidding it, but text in the seventh to explain it

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Who are we allowed to make fun of you?

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<v Speaker 1>Who aren't we?

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<v Speaker 2>Yourself? Just anything, yourself or the big guy. That's all

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<v Speaker 2>you can make.

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<v Speaker 1>Be more conscious of what you're kidding about, and also

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<v Speaker 1>be less sensitive about your own.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Yeahs, meet in the middle somewhere you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Complicated thing. Remember, if you ever want to get a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update email the show. We can call the

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<v Speaker 1>person who's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,