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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show? Hello, hell,

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Speaker 1: hi are we doing this? How long was yesterday's podcast

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Speaker 1: and the day before his podcast were over by probably

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Speaker 1: a total together, probably like six minutes. Oak, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the nine minute podcast. I like that, And I think

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Speaker 1: we need to delve into Lisa because we had her earlier,

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Speaker 1: her on earlier, right, And I just I don't know,

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Speaker 1: something smells funny with this whole story, so so can

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Speaker 1: you restate the story quickly and siscinctly. I went to

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Speaker 1: a reunion, a class reunion last weekend, and there was

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Speaker 1: this guy here who happened I got to interject something.

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Speaker 1: By the way, it was classroo union she went to.

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Speaker 1: Was not her school or her class, continue on, correct everything.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you go? Because I happened to be friendly

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Speaker 1: with two schools in Finellas County and anyway, So I

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Speaker 1: went back and there was the you know, the typical

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Speaker 1: hot guy that was hot back in high school. So

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Speaker 1: I was talking. I was walking up to talk to him.

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Speaker 1: Some girl steps right in front of me and says,

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Speaker 1: I went to prom with him. And I'm thinking, I

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Speaker 1: don't give a flying ship what you did with him,

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Speaker 1: And so I was like okay, and then I walked

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Speaker 1: on over to him and I started talking about graduation

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Speaker 1: and talking talking. She's given me like this look like

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Speaker 1: this up and down look which, honey, that was over

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Speaker 1: thirty years ago that we were in high school. Get

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Speaker 1: the funk over it. And he didn't even go there.

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Speaker 1: So what's she doing? I don't know. I guess you

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Speaker 1: want to get her close in him him, didn't even

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Speaker 1: go to the school or in the class. Why are

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Speaker 1: you ben there? Friends? Aware? She did you know him though?

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Speaker 1: But you do know him? Yes? Oh yeah? You know

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Speaker 1: how he look now? I didn't know him, know him?

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Speaker 1: How did he look now? He looks great? He still

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Speaker 1: looks good, take care of himself, kind of like Gandhi said,

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Speaker 1: he looks like he smells like sundy. Yeah, he looks

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Speaker 1: like he smells like a tanning bed. He was. He

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Speaker 1: was brown like me. But I don't think he's of

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Speaker 1: any type of brown descendant, a descendant of anyone. Questions

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Speaker 1: did anything happen between the two of you? Never? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: Would you like it to? What? Idiot? But now here's

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Speaker 1: this the follow up question, had something happened between the

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Speaker 1: two of you, would you have told froggy. Are you

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Speaker 1: talking about like prior, like a long time ago? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like a few years ago whatever. Under the bleachers he's

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Speaker 1: got the list. I don't know. Probably you guys actually

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Speaker 1: have that list? Does that exist in your marriage? The

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Speaker 1: lead she has the list, but she can't find She

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Speaker 1: claims she can't find it. Now it's you don't know

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Speaker 1: who's honest? Two pages? But have you really put this

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Speaker 1: stuff down? No? I wasn't talking about that list. I

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Speaker 1: was talking about a list of people you could cheat

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Speaker 1: on each other with. I wasn't talking about that board

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Speaker 1: in traffic when we live in South Florida and she

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Speaker 1: made the list on the way home, I'm like, who

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Speaker 1: the funk does that? I had a jar my memory

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Speaker 1: a little bit when the list of everyone you've slept with? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the pen ran out of inc and she ran out

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Speaker 1: of paper. Here's a question for everybody, Okay, So if

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Speaker 1: you run into somebody that you hooked up with in

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Speaker 1: the past, do you tell your significant other or do

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Speaker 1: you just say nothing happened just to avoid the No,

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Speaker 1: I always say it. So. I made the mistake of

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Speaker 1: telling an ex boyfriend once because we were talking to

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Speaker 1: him in high school. Literally that was all to happen.

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Speaker 1: And the boyfriend the funk out. Why would you wait

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Speaker 1: until we were done talking to him? I was like,

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna punch him in the face? Like,

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Speaker 1: cut the conversation short, give me a break. It's so stupid.

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Speaker 1: So now I will not agree. Gandy, have we ever

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Speaker 1: run anybody? And you lied to me and told me

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Speaker 1: you didn't do anything with him when you in facted

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Speaker 1: why don't we've been together twenty four years. I don't

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Speaker 1: have a don't like, maybe it's possible happened. It's possible,

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Speaker 1: Lisa ya When you made the sex list, it's a

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Speaker 1: two part question. Did you write it in chronological order

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Speaker 1: or in good sex order? And if that's the case,

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Speaker 1: where was Froggy on the list? Now? It wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: I would suggest to anybody not to share all the

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Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think Sheldon and I have ever

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Speaker 1: How many? He knows that my list isn't great, but

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever really because we've always thought

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Speaker 1: the past of the past it is. I mean, I'm sure,

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Speaker 1: first of all, hold on, I don't want my kids

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Speaker 1: to here in the UK. They start a lot sooner

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Speaker 1: than they start here. Let's in Miami too. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just like the UK, UK in Miami are very similar.

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Speaker 1: But I still we've never got there are girls that

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, whatever, And if she actually came here,

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Speaker 1: I know he was kind of hanging out with her,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know. It's been there, done that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: everybody in this room, if you had to make a

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Speaker 1: list of your sexual partners, would it be on like

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Speaker 1: a post it note, college rule, legal pad, like where

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Speaker 1: exactly what type of would you need? Scroll? Yeah? Now,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Are we filing a

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Speaker 1: computer full doing it such? Are we just saying like

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Speaker 1: aren't Wait? Are you talking about sex or like sex

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Speaker 1: and lollipoppy because that's a form of sex. You can

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Speaker 1: ask some former presidents about that. I think every four

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Speaker 1: just too much have it separated. Mine is making out,

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Speaker 1: then it's all other stuff, and then sex, well, I

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Speaker 1: know is sex. It's so weird that you know these subtects.

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Speaker 1: Remember the people that you made out with? Every person

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Speaker 1: who ever made out with? No, not every, but I

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Speaker 1: mean I would make the list as I went along.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, I mean I had it in my desk

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Speaker 1: that go on the list? That's that middle category. It's

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Speaker 1: everything in the middle leg. I don't know what you're

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Speaker 1: talking post it that we don't show people. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you mean. Nine minutes yet not even close?

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Speaker 1: Why the beast reality? I tried cutling short. Did my

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Speaker 1: tongue on all this? Yeah? You did? Scar to real quiet?

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Speaker 1: Would you do seven minutes and just call it seven

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Speaker 1: minutes in Heaven? Just titled the podcast including you, Lisa,

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Speaker 1: everybody in this room? Who do you think has the

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Speaker 1: longest list? Oh? Out of everybody? Just live out of

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Speaker 1: the camera viewing. I'm going to say scary. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say scary, Nate. I think I think scary is the

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Speaker 1: shortest list out of all themes. I think, Nate, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to think nt Yeah, all right, we're done. But

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Speaker 1: I think Scotty's list would be me. That's not true, now,

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Speaker 1: no way. I remember Scott trying to get Scotty hooked

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Speaker 1: an easy thing. Scotty one. Scotty was always picky, and

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Speaker 1: Scotty wasn't just throwing it out there he was. I

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Speaker 1: was afraid. I was always afraid. Anyway I would I

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Speaker 1: would ruin it, forget. I got a very very late

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Speaker 1: last start, so like how late, like how old were

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Speaker 1: you when you lost your virginity? Late? You were twenty?

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Speaker 1: I was, and I thought I was so late. He

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Speaker 1: showed me where it was greatly on this list Nate

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Speaker 1: and the butt he showed to his butt. It's weird.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say, but what I will say is this.

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Speaker 1: I would say, any of the ladies here, your list

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Speaker 1: could be way longer than us, right, if you choose

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Speaker 1: to Mine's not sure it could be, but that doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Let's play greater than greater than I left. The man

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Speaker 1: has spoken. It was just slinging wener for a long time.

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Speaker 1: My list could be much longer. But I always had

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Speaker 1: nervous stomach, So that was that kept my list that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I would get nervous, and I would get

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are so trying to do scotty anything.

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Speaker 1: I just thought that thought of like spending the night

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Speaker 1: to give me diarrhea here. How many minutes the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I gonna hook up with this girl? So I went

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Speaker 1: You're out of luck. My god, that's in the middle

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Speaker 1: They want to go have sex again? You want to

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Speaker 1: go burn the list? Yeah? No, you can see Nate

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Speaker 1: behind Sam. He just didn't want to these questions anymore.

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Speaker 1: I think if Elvis was here he would take He

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Speaker 1: would have the most. Oh yeah, yeah, exactly probably and

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Speaker 1: he would. So let's bring it back on Monday and

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Speaker 1: just focus on Elvis's know. If William and I screw

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Speaker 1: you bitches with my member. Sam's by sorry. The fifteen

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