1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's finally bringing comfy living to 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: the great outdoors with the new Snugie Tent, a wearable 3 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: shelter that sleeps for inside. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 2: Why pitch a tent when you can be the tent? 5 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: That's right, It's all available with Laser Stories, a segment 6 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got. 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 2: A laser and those other tramp camps just don't. 9 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: His first laser story is out of my favorite swamp Land, Florida. 10 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 1: A seventy year old man named Patrick Mitchell pled not 11 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 1: guilty in court this week. 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 2: And what was he accused of? 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 1: Cops say he was at a Sam's club when he 14 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: stopped to urinate on two pallets of canned goods. Come on, man, 15 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on now, don't judge until you hear 16 00:00:59,040 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: the whole story. 17 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: It's not fair of you to jump to conclusions. 18 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,199 Speaker 3: It could possibly be a good reason for that. 19 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 2: The cans were on fire. 20 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: One palette was a big stack of Vienna sausages, the 21 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: other a very tall display of spam. 22 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 2: Okay, do you feel better now? They are random meat? 23 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 3: No, not at all. I love spam. 24 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, me too, judge. 25 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: But after he zipped up, he wandered around the snack 26 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: section for a while, sat down on some of the 27 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 1: patio furniture for about ten minutes. 28 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 3: I'm sure there was no drugs involved in this. 29 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 1: And then he paid for everything in his cart and left. 30 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 3: Hey, nobody got an upstanding customer. 31 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 2: We're all a good guy. 32 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 3: The can shape like toilets, I mean, and the thing 33 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 3: is is it's free to use the bathroom there. Yeah, 34 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 3: you know a. 35 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: Thing, customers, If you can find the bathroom inside that 36 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: giant barehouse, it's pretty big. So they id'd him using 37 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: info from his Sam's Club card and arrested him at 38 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: his home. He's now facing charges for a disorderly conduct 39 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 1: and criminal mischief. The second one's a felony because he 40 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: damaged over one thousand dollars worth of merchandise, and even 41 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 1: though the manager was on the fence about it, in 42 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: the end, the store decided to throw out everything on 43 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: the palletts. 44 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 3: Wait, don't be on the fence. 45 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 2: I mean some of it's good. It's kind of plastic wrapped. 46 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: Most of it had to come. 47 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 3: To a vote, I mean, honestly, if one of my 48 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 3: kids peed on something at home, like that a can 49 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 3: of something, I'd wash it off of you. 50 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in the can. 51 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 3: It's just it's a stranger. That's where it's hard. 52 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: Over three thousand, three hundred cans of Vienna sausages and 53 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,239 Speaker 1: twenty seven hundred cans of spam had to be tossed out. 54 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: They say the combined value was over ten grand. 55 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, but whoever went dumpster diving? Gold mine? 56 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 2: Literally? 57 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: And as you heard earlier, Patrick entered in and not 58 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: guilty plea and vows to dedicate his life to catching 59 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,120 Speaker 1: the look alike who's. 60 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 2: Trying to frame. 61 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 3: Going with that one. 62 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 2: Huh, look like me downstairs too. I swear I've never 63 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,080 Speaker 2: beated in my life. 64 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Let's just stay 65 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 1: in Florida for a while. Okay, thirty five year old 66 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 1: man figured out how to fly anywhere that he wanted 67 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 1: completely free. 68 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 3: I heard about Please tell me how. 69 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 2: His name want to do this. 70 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 1: His name is Tyron Alexander, and he accomplished this feat 71 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: not with high balance credit cards accruing miles. All Tyrone 72 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: had to do was pretend to be a flight attendant. 73 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 3: Sounds like, I mean, how could you pretend though they 74 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 3: have uniforms, they've got badges, they've got all the. 75 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: Old tyrone was able to fabricate thirty different badge numbers 76 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: and falsify hiring dates for every single one of them. 77 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: Then he'd log onto the airline employee flight system. 78 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 3: Dude, those systems are so amazing. My best friend's mom 79 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 3: works for airline. You could get on anything, yeah, if 80 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 3: you are part of her family. 81 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: So he got on that system and started booking away. 82 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 2: Oh my god, ended up being able to. 83 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: Take more than one hundred and twenty free flights before 84 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: he finally got caught. And this went on for years, 85 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: beginning all the way back in twenty eighteen up till 86 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: present day. Why did you do it like once and 87 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: then be like I got away with it, Thank God, 88 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: I'm done. I don't know. 89 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:30,720 Speaker 3: I think after three times, you're like, wait a minute, 90 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 3: you're convinced yourself you're an actual employee. 91 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, airlines, but the. 92 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,559 Speaker 1: Way the aviation thing is going, they need more people 93 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: working for them right now. 94 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 2: But Tsa eventually figured it out. 95 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: No word on how, but maybe he went through the 96 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 1: same security line in a different airline attendant outfit two 97 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: different days in a row. 98 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we don't know. That's a good point. 99 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: But what we do know is that he was arrested 100 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 1: and now faces up to thirty years behind bars. 101 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 3: I mean, think about how much money. 102 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: If you're taking international flights, you've stolen probably one hundreds 103 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 1: of thousands of dollars. 104 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 3: At least I'd see a lot of the world before 105 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 3: he went to jail. Ye seen it. 106 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 1: And he gets to hang out with the guy that 107 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: pete on all the spam and all the sausages. 108 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 2: They're buzz. 109 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 1: He's also been blacklisted from seven different major airline carriers. 110 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,719 Speaker 1: The only one who's open to having him is Spirit. 111 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 2: Their official quote. 112 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 1: Was why not, especially if he checks his bags, we 113 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: can charge him more. Martickets are like ten bucks anyway, 114 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: so what's the big steed? 115 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 3: They probably don't even give free flights to their flight 116 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 3: to ten. 117 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 2: I like that Spirit came out looking good in this story. 118 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 2: That's awesome. 119 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of the Cargo Shorts Council. 120 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: This Sunday's Father's Day, and some people are still obsessing 121 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,039 Speaker 1: over a great last minute gift idea. According to Google Trends, 122 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: the top searches over the past week are gifts for 123 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 1: dads who have everything, who want nothing, and who don't 124 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 1: like anything. 125 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 3: Yeah. 126 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: Well, According to a survey, seventy five percent of dads 127 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: say their ideal Father's Day is spent outdoors doing stuff 128 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 1: like hiking, camping, barbecuing, and fishing. 129 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 2: That's awesome, and they. 130 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 1: Prefer making food on a grill over going out to 131 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: a restaurant. 132 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 3: Oh, Father's Day, my dad wants to have steak, but 133 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 3: he wants to cook it. 134 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: I know perfect, I know where you could find some 135 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: free Vienna sausages like me used or if you do 136 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,840 Speaker 1: insist on getting a gift, there's no need to think 137 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: outside the box. Thirty three percent of dad say they 138 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: prefer practical gifts that they'll actually use, especially gift cards. 139 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't think my dad would ever use it. 140 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 3: Doesn't use any gift I've ever bought him. I'm a trigger. 141 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 3: Anyone us it? Amazing? He likes his Old Girl Better 142 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 3: Home Depot gift card every year, and every year he 143 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 3: uses it this year retractable holes from Home Depot. That's 144 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:57,479 Speaker 3: all you want? 145 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,279 Speaker 2: Another option? 146 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 1: You can get your father set up to try something 147 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 1: that he's never done before. Fifty six percent of dads 148 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: say they're interested in taking up a new outdoor hobby, 149 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: something like pickleball or kayaking, or even better, you can 150 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: take your dad out into nature and watch the animals. 151 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 2: Oh, look at that. It's a turtle inside of a 152 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 2: red new balanced sneaker. It looks like he's burrowing. 153 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: Into it, trying to make a new home, or maybe 154 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: make a new baby sneaker. At least you're watching with 155 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 1: your dad. And that sound means Laser Stories has come 156 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again, 157 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: same time on Monday.