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Speaker 1: Then Jubil show on demand. One mile is what somebody

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Speaker 1: just texted in for today's Ridiculous Internet question to them,

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Speaker 1: that is walking distance? One mile depends on where the

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Speaker 1: mile is. Yeah, you know, call us eight at eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one six one text in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one in is time for ridiculous Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: It's the most exciting radio segment the world has ever seen,

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Speaker 1: where we ask you the question that people are talking

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Speaker 1: about on the dot com today, and that's today's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Internet question. How far is walking distance? Because it does

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Speaker 1: happen a lot. People will tell you something's walking distance.

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Speaker 1: Then you start walking and you're like, this is not

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Speaker 1: walking distance at all, And there's no better way to

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Speaker 1: put me in a horrible mood than to do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh you can just keep it one hundred, keep it

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Speaker 1: one hundred. Just let me know. You know, you ain't

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Speaker 1: got to ride with me. I'll meet you there. People

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Speaker 1: don't like to walk. I have started to like walking

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Speaker 1: places more, but I'm one of those people that will

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Speaker 1: drive half a block. I used to literally live down

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Speaker 1: the street from a seven to eleven and I would

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Speaker 1: go to seven to eleven a lot and I would drive.

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Speaker 1: I would always drive half a block to the seven

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Speaker 1: to eleven, And yes, I thought it was ridiculous, But

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Speaker 1: also that wasn't walking distance to me at the time.

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Speaker 1: Call us up eighty eight three four three one o

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Speaker 1: six one. Text in four one oh six one, what

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Speaker 1: is walking distance? Victoria? I feel like if it's under

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes to me, that's walking distance under twenty minutes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I feel like, I mean, you can definitely get

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Speaker 1: a mile on under twenty minutes. Also, I walked slower

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Speaker 1: than everybody else that I walk with. When I walk

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Speaker 1: with people, I'm just slow. In general, I'm a slow person.

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Speaker 1: So a mile takes me probably about an hour to

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Speaker 1: walk because I stroll everywhere. Even when I'm running, I'm strolling,

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Speaker 1: and God forbid you get distracted. Eighty d I might

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Speaker 1: look at a tree for forty five minutes and go walk.

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Speaker 1: Call us eighty eight three four three one six one.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. What is walking distance?

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Speaker 1: Somebody said five miles max is walking distance to them?

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Speaker 1: Somebody texted that into four one oh six one. On

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Speaker 1: my lore the max is there? Somebody else texted in

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Speaker 1: a four one six one said how far is walking

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Speaker 1: distance too far? Yeah, no matter way, Christians, walking distance

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Speaker 1: for you, I can maybe get to the twenty minute mark.

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Speaker 1: I would prefer nothing more than fifteen. If there are

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Speaker 1: heels involved, we're going ten. That's how I feel, you know, like,

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Speaker 1: ain't nobody trying to arrive somewhere like lady, It's like,

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Speaker 1: what's the point of me even getting slightly remotely cute?

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Speaker 1: If I look like I just ran a marathon on

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Speaker 1: the way here. You know your face is all ready

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Speaker 1: so you just worked out. So I'm going to spend

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Speaker 1: eight dollars and forty three cents on an Uber and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to enjoy my two minute car ride absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Call us eighty eight three four three one six one.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. How far is

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Speaker 1: walking distance? That's today's ridiculous Internet question. Somebody texted in said,

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Speaker 1: I used to drive to school after I got my

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Speaker 1: license and lived right across the street from school, exactly

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Speaker 1: as you should. But I feel like that's more of

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Speaker 1: a cloud thing. Right. If you just got your license,

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Speaker 1: you're probably in high school, and of course you're gonna

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Speaker 1: drive across the street. You drive to the end of

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Speaker 1: the driveway. If you could call us up eight to

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Speaker 1: eight three four three. On a sixth one, somebody texted

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Speaker 1: in four one of six one and says, if I

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Speaker 1: can't see it, it's not walking to say I love that.

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Speaker 1: When's the last time you actually went for a walk? Yesterday?

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Speaker 1: What well, we were walking to walk to looks Charge

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Speaker 1: with then I walked Career Joe's and then I walked back.

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Speaker 1: It was like thirty minutes there and then thirty minutes back. Well.

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Speaker 1: I also did a little walk yesterday. I was doing

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Speaker 1: brunch with friends and about thirty minutes into the brunch,

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Speaker 1: my hangover from the night before did a surprise appearance

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Speaker 1: on me, and I was like, you know what, I

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Speaker 1: cannot close my check and get out if you're fast enough.

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Speaker 1: So I did it darted walking home. Halfway through the walk,

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Speaker 1: I realized I wasn't gonna make it in time. Down

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Speaker 1: to Lime scooter and then Lime the other half the

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Speaker 1: way uphill. This is why I don't go for walks,

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Speaker 1: because it was not pleasant whatsoever. I got home not

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Speaker 1: feeling good. What's one of the worst walks you've ever

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Speaker 1: had to take? Was that one of the worst walks

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Speaker 1: you've ever had to time? Yeah? Because I thought everybody

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Speaker 1: was going to see me loose control of limescooter. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, all these people out enjoying this nice

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Speaker 1: sunday all over the sidewalk. But you know, hung over

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Speaker 1: walks are some of the worst walks. Well, I would

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Speaker 1: have Uber, but I couldn't wait for the guy to

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Speaker 1: get there. Also, if you puking uber, it's gonna cost

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Speaker 1: you a lound of bucks. They charge you like two

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Speaker 1: or three hundred bucks. One of the worst walks that

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Speaker 1: I had, I was drinking a bunch. This is the

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Speaker 1: time I told you guys about. But I woke up

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Speaker 1: on a porch, on somebody's porch, yes right, and I

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Speaker 1: was like shots on one fifty one with friends. The

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Speaker 1: last thing I remember is leaving the bar. I woke

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Speaker 1: up on somebody's porch with them opening the door and

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Speaker 1: it was hitting my head and they were like, you

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Speaker 1: can't sleep here, this is a house. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, my bad. And they were trying

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Speaker 1: to go to work, and then I realized, oh wait,

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Speaker 1: I have to go to work. I was already late

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Speaker 1: for work. I couldn't get ahold of anybody. My phone

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Speaker 1: was dead because there's no chargers on people's porches. They

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Speaker 1: should put a charge charger. They consider it a drunk

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Speaker 1: it's gonna pass out on your porch. And so my

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Speaker 1: phone was dead and it was about three or four

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Speaker 1: miles to my house uphill any walk house away. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had to walk home, and it took a long

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Speaker 1: time to walk because I kept having to stop to

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Speaker 1: do what hunger? Were people here exactly? Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: also get distracted by trees and things like that. The

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