Speaker 1: I just really wanted a night alone.
Speaker 2: In my punch, he was certain, sort I was so heard.
Speaker 1: I called.
Speaker 2: I called when you want to be alone after some
Speaker 2: shit like that that nigga have Bobby Blue Bland played
Speaker 2: in the bag.
Speaker 3: He texted the mom and said, I just want to unwind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I played sleeping alone, he texted.
Speaker 2: I said, you know, I think twenty twenty three is
Speaker 2: all about me finding myself.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty meter, twenty twenty game was twenty twenty me,
Speaker 4: No worry. Yes.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the first official Yes Podcast episode of the
Speaker 2: new year twenty twenty three. This is the first episode
Speaker 2: twenty three for us Rory.
Speaker 3: Yes the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a new episode and a new year of
Speaker 2: the new Rory and Mall podcast. I am All, I'm Rory,
Speaker 2: and we are back. We are here. We had a
Speaker 2: little break. We took some time off to.
Speaker 3: Recharge so much deserved.
Speaker 2: Take some time for ourselves, be with family, friends, get
Speaker 2: our real lives together, get our personal lives in order. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and start the new year right. How you feeling, man?
Speaker 3: I feel good. I feel I wouldn't say recharged, but
Speaker 3: you know, new perspective on things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, new energy, read some different books. Yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm feeling I feel good. I took some time off.
Speaker 2: I wasn't on my phone, I wasn't on social media.
Speaker 2: I felt like I needed a break. Man. I didn't
Speaker 2: realize wordy, we've been like entrenched in the matrix so
Speaker 2: many years, like consistently, and it was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I don't want to use my phone for a few days.
Speaker 3: It's fun when someone comes up to you and was like, yo,
Speaker 3: did you hear and you hadn't Like I didn't hear.
Speaker 3: Not having I don't know it sounds awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so. I opened my phone one time the
Speaker 2: other day because I had I had to get an email,
Speaker 2: and I said, you know what, I said, holder, let
Speaker 2: me get it out my phone.
Speaker 3: What was the email?
Speaker 2: Well, the email was some some business email, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: But the thing that I.
Speaker 3: Saw, what type of business?
Speaker 2: What you're doing? This is a Ponzi ski?
Speaker 3: I mean, can you tell me that at email?
Speaker 2: Like who was ce Seed on it? And I opened
Speaker 2: you know, I slipped up and I opened social media
Speaker 2: for one second. I said, let me just have it.
Speaker 3: Your thumb's just naturally doing.
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, let me jump into matrix
Speaker 2: and see what's going on. And the first thing I saw,
Speaker 2: which will talk about, is people were mad at Prince
Speaker 2: Harry for saying that he killed twenty five Talibans.
Speaker 3: Or something like that, which we will get to.
Speaker 2: And I said, all right, the world is like when
Speaker 2: you detach yourself for like a few days. By this time,
Speaker 2: it was like day four. Yeah, it wasn't no internet,
Speaker 2: no phone. Really day four, it seemed like it's just
Speaker 2: a whole different world. And I was like, wait, this
Speaker 2: is what's going on in here right now, Like people
Speaker 2: are mad at a soldier in the army for killing
Speaker 2: people that we're trying to kill him.
Speaker 3: Which was interesting that the week we took off because
Speaker 3: you know, we didn't release episodes during Christmas time, but
Speaker 3: we were working at that time recording, yeah, for this
Speaker 3: day off or part in this week off that we
Speaker 3: just took. So it was weird going into the new
Speaker 3: year not having to think about what the fuck was
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 2: Didn't have any idea what was going on. Felt good
Speaker 2: to kind of detach for a minute. And then you know,
Speaker 2: once I opened the app and saw that, I was
Speaker 2: like all right, man, I just closed this and you know,
Speaker 2: we'll get back to it when we get back to it.
Speaker 2: But we are all back back with the gang. Julian,
Speaker 2: how are you feeling?
Speaker 1: How was your New Year's well rested?
Speaker 2: Well rested?
Speaker 5: That's all staff.
Speaker 3: We'll get to him.
Speaker 5: We'll get to it.
Speaker 2: And baby D is here, and that baby D. I
Speaker 2: was so sprised. Baby woke out the back. I didn't
Speaker 2: even know you were here. Usually you're in the kitchen
Speaker 2: cooking up something good when I come in. You just
Speaker 2: came out the back. So good to see you. How
Speaker 2: you feeling.
Speaker 6: I'm feeling good?
Speaker 3: How are you? Left me out? And left shoulders showing
Speaker 3: you know, got the redhead slick back though?
Speaker 6: Ready for twenty twenty?
Speaker 5: Nice tea?
Speaker 2: How was your New Year's? Let you go out? Did
Speaker 2: you hit the town? It's cool.
Speaker 6: I came here pretty late.
Speaker 2: I wasn't on Instagram, so I didn't see if you
Speaker 2: was had put a dress on and went out. I didn't.
Speaker 3: She popped up in my crib.
Speaker 5: She's on a break again.
Speaker 2: It's deleted and another detox. Okay, cool, but.
Speaker 3: Is it deleted or is it like in the thirty
Speaker 3: Days You're.
Speaker 2: Gonna wait thirty days go back in and didn't go back.
Speaker 6: It's been thirty days, is it? Will it get deleted
Speaker 6: if it's over thirty days?
Speaker 5: Yeah, takes over.
Speaker 3: So we lost all that shoulder blood. We lost that
Speaker 3: DM message.
Speaker 2: So start from scratch, right, Yeah, start from scratch. New Year,
Speaker 2: New Instagram for baby dye. So you show.
Speaker 3: M from the guy on special teams for the bucks.
Speaker 3: You know, the flanker, the flanker, second string flanker.
Speaker 6: Just got here and tell my business is fine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay, baby. So did you stayed in kept
Speaker 2: it quiet for New Year?
Speaker 6: I stayed in for the majority of New Year's and
Speaker 6: then I got here around like twelve or five.
Speaker 3: I can't She popped up right when the ball dropped.
Speaker 2: So you went the car when the ball was going down.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was supposed to pop up at exactly like a
Speaker 6: let in fifty nine, and my uber driver took a
Speaker 6: wrong turn and I ended up in fucking New work
Speaker 6: So Jersey.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, good to see you here. Thank you, Edding.
Speaker 5: Hi, I missed you, Ma, I missed you to editing.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's so we're lying in the new year.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I did miss nothing. About that, But I
Speaker 2: didn't realize how much I would miss you until I
Speaker 2: didn't see you for like two weeks. So now I
Speaker 2: miss you too. How was your New Year?
Speaker 3: I was feeling yeah, because I like better without like no,
Speaker 3: I kind of like.
Speaker 2: Miss your face. I think if you just put like
Speaker 2: a pool shisty on and like record, I think we
Speaker 2: would love you. I think I would we would be
Speaker 2: like best.
Speaker 5: It be way better.
Speaker 2: But it's just your face. It's something I just want
Speaker 2: to punch it.
Speaker 3: But you said it's the voice for me, because I
Speaker 3: did kind of miss edding for the week. And then
Speaker 3: I was sitting in the kitchen and he comes up
Speaker 3: the steps. He's like heavy twenty three. I was like,
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, I didn't miss him.
Speaker 1: I take it back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is. It's like it's just something right.
Speaker 5: You don't like the energy.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I think it's coming from right here, though, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I don't like it, but I'm how would you hear?
Speaker 2: How was your New Year's good?
Speaker 3: You like that weird happy energy that like pedophiles give
Speaker 3: like children, like camp counselors, just like are you ready
Speaker 3: to do a gang? It's like that type of positive energy.
Speaker 2: Find anything else, you could find anything else?
Speaker 3: Make me a pawenty three energy. I'm with everything right. No,
Speaker 3: boy Scouts never did it. My mom never signed me
Speaker 3: up for boy Scouts. Always bothered me. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 3: against positive energy in twenty twenty three. It's just something
Speaker 3: about Edin's feels like what I would think someone that
Speaker 3: was looking after children with a motive would be like, Oh,
Speaker 3: come on, gang, let's get together, let's do it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's that type of pole kid?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, tie the kids out and then try to take advantage.
Speaker 3: Of them out.
Speaker 2: I get it. I understand his tactics.
Speaker 1: Yet you do like the after school program away with them?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Way, I'm late.
Speaker 5: Are never gonna hire me now?
Speaker 2: So would you DJ?
Speaker 5: That's DJ DJ?
Speaker 2: How was it?
Speaker 5: It was good? That's the ball drop.
Speaker 3: It was very nasty York and Dykan right.
Speaker 5: I was in Dykman. I was in Locksmith. Shot the Locksmith. Yeah,
Speaker 5: shout out to Locksmith.
Speaker 3: What time did you leave Dykeman?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: I don't like that smile?
Speaker 5: Well, we did like an after So I was out
Speaker 5: like around like seven eight.
Speaker 2: Okay, he was out till seven in the morning.
Speaker 1: You did like Houston number right though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Jesus Christ just hearing that is like, what
Speaker 2: what was the.
Speaker 3: Four am letout? Like like in between.
Speaker 5: When it got packed again? Of course is what was
Speaker 5: crazy for me? What was the letout? Yeah, it was
Speaker 5: everybody's fucked up, it's crazy at.
Speaker 2: Your party until eight am. I did that maybe twice,
Speaker 2: and the first time I did it, I really like
Speaker 2: thought about life. Or second I'm like, yo, everybody is
Speaker 2: getting ready to walk into work.
Speaker 1: That's you in New York or like Miami, New York.
Speaker 2: I was downtown on like forty eighth Street, like in
Speaker 2: the middle of fucking Manhattan.
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds crazy.
Speaker 2: And we came out the club Twisted Sun. It's summertime too,
Speaker 2: so it's warm in the morning, bright sun, and people
Speaker 2: are just looking refreshed, have a work a tie on,
Speaker 2: and we smelled like weed, blunts, alcohol, cranberry juice all
Speaker 2: on my sneakers and we just walking in the middle
Speaker 2: of Time Square to go to the parking like to
Speaker 2: get the car, and I'm like, yo, it's eight in
Speaker 2: the morning. What are we doing with our life?
Speaker 3: The very few times because I've done that at like
Speaker 3: after afters like house parties type ship but one time
Speaker 3: I did like the Aftes ship that really you at
Speaker 3: a spot till seven eight o'clock in the morning, but
Speaker 3: I took the train home. So now I'm in like
Speaker 3: rush hour, everyone going to work to be productive citizens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it's just me smelling like last night.
Speaker 3: I think I'm still drunk, but I am hungover, but
Speaker 3: I'm not quite sure where I'm at. Yeah, my shoes
Speaker 3: were stickier than the MTA floor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't do that. After
Speaker 2: I was thinking I can't do that, so everybody kind
Speaker 2: of kept chill quiet ed in DJ. So you were
Speaker 2: the life of the party, it was, I was one
Speaker 2: of the lives. Yeah, yeah, he's one of their lives.
Speaker 3: What what'd you play at midnight?
Speaker 5: Or No? I was. I got my set started at one. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: so I did.
Speaker 3: What would you give them? Would you give them when
Speaker 3: Ed got on.
Speaker 2: Honey straight straight to it? You couldn't even trick them.
Speaker 2: You couldn't even throw no Daddy Yankee, the bad Money's
Speaker 2: bad money out again?
Speaker 1: Did you take their phones and throw them too? Like
Speaker 1: he did?
Speaker 5: No, that's no, that was I was a little late
Speaker 5: for that.
Speaker 3: One preactive pause here what what was your New Year's
Speaker 3: Eve mic game?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What were giving them as a DJ?
Speaker 5: Your happy fucking New Year?
Speaker 3: You're one of those yeah you yo.
Speaker 2: You addressed twenty twenty three.
Speaker 5: You making money.
Speaker 3: Giving them affirmations. Yeah, we gotta stop that, like one
Speaker 3: of the DJs that's like, yo, if you want your
Speaker 3: best friend right now, put your arm around them.
Speaker 1: Literally.
Speaker 2: I din't definitely put your fingers in the sky. I
Speaker 2: didn't definitely scream you in the year with who you
Speaker 2: start the year with? Who are you with?
Speaker 5: Who are you with?
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out?
Speaker 5: I don't fuck with your I was like, leave them
Speaker 5: in twenty twenty two. Fucked.
Speaker 2: I definitely did that.
Speaker 3: Definitely.
Speaker 2: We gotta we gotta start. We gotta get some new
Speaker 2: like things to say going into the new year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can't.
Speaker 3: We can't leave the haters in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: And I love what people say. Yo. Some people don't
Speaker 2: notice they last year talking to me. I love those people. Know,
Speaker 2: it's not I've been waiting the New Years to stop
Speaker 2: talking to people.
Speaker 3: You know, every year you cutting somebody like maybe you're
Speaker 3: the problem. You're the common cut people off every year,
Speaker 3: and they wanted to get away from you so you're
Speaker 3: doing them with a favor. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so everybody mostly kept it cool, kept it chilled.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I cooked.
Speaker 2: You had something here at the house.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't call it something. It was what five people here,
Speaker 3: If that.
Speaker 2: That's something, that's something that's a little you know.
Speaker 3: I mean it was people that wanted to go out
Speaker 3: and just use this to watch the ball drop and
Speaker 3: then they went to the city.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so this was like just like the little
Speaker 1: little pre stop stop.
Speaker 2: Go to the bathroom, check the makeup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was only a little bit of coke on
Speaker 3: my Yeah.
Speaker 6: At like one o'clock, they was like, well, you know,
Speaker 6: we're gonna head out.
Speaker 3: But I knew that that's how it happens though, and
Speaker 3: I was fine, that's great.
Speaker 2: That's I love when people like leave without like me
Speaker 2: having to say leave. That's the greatest people in grow.
Speaker 3: This was great because this year I was I wanted
Speaker 3: to just chill. Last year, I kind had just moved in,
Speaker 3: so it was pretty empty. In this it was perfect
Speaker 3: to have a lot of people, Yeah, because minimal things
Speaker 3: get fucked up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had the whole.
Speaker 3: Crew that was coming before the ball drop and then
Speaker 3: go into the city. Then it swapped to all the
Speaker 3: people that did the city when the ball dropped and
Speaker 3: then stayed at my house till seven o'clock in the
Speaker 3: fucking morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had probably a rotating seventy five people in here
Speaker 3: last year. Oh yeah, no, I was so happy that was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not the energy I have.
Speaker 3: People hit me at like one thirty of the morning, like, yo,
Speaker 3: were leave in the city. Now we're gonna go to
Speaker 3: your crib, Liken man. You know neighbors tripping, so.
Speaker 2: On New Years, your neighbors tripping on New Years.
Speaker 3: May be in my crib.
Speaker 2: Yeah they were here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't do it this year.
Speaker 2: So we had a uh, we had a whole story
Speaker 2: on one of our patreons before we left.
Speaker 3: Yeah we should. We should get into what happened in between.
Speaker 5: Can we do a little.
Speaker 3: Review for sure. For those that aren't subscribed to our patreon,
Speaker 3: please go subscribe.
Speaker 2: Why aren't you subscribed?
Speaker 1: Five dollars?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Julian I met this young woman on Instagram Harlott,
Speaker 3: who decided she wanted to.
Speaker 2: Take you know, sorry, that's the He's like industry Graham.
Speaker 3: The people that are not really important, but like to
Speaker 3: name drop, like you know, I know that so and
Speaker 3: so doing lunch with.
Speaker 2: Kuys don't stop. You know, everybody on Riah is definitely
Speaker 2: doing lunch with Kyso come on, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like my friend's like best friends with little babies,
Speaker 3: creative director, So like that's what we're doing tonight, a
Speaker 3: little baby sitting there, Like I got a creative So
Speaker 3: Julian meets his girl on Riyah. She wants to take
Speaker 3: the train from Cleveland to New York see your friends.
Speaker 3: Some ship falls apart, and she asked, Julian, can I
Speaker 3: stay with you for four fucking nights? Which is actually
Speaker 3: insane because Julian has never met this girl. They have
Speaker 3: never FaceTime. We go on Patreon, we FaceTime the girl.
Speaker 3: You can look at a clip on our socials now.
Speaker 3: It was a very interesting conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you guys for doing that by it because
Speaker 1: I never I wouldn't have spoken to her or seen
Speaker 1: her beforehand.
Speaker 3: You'd be in a body beck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just we tried to help you out. We
Speaker 2: should listen, let's FaceTime this girl, Let's kind of get
Speaker 2: some information on her, Let's look her in her face,
Speaker 2: and let's you know, Yeah. See, let's see who this
Speaker 2: girl is. Let's get a little feel for her before
Speaker 2: she gets to New York City.
Speaker 3: And please go to Patroon to watch that full conversation,
Speaker 3: because it was one of the funniest conversations. We've been
Speaker 3: on pins and needles for days. I lost sleep on
Speaker 3: Christmas Eve, not because of Santa, because I just wanted
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 2: His night.
Speaker 3: How Julian was going to go with this girl. Now.
Speaker 3: I did text him throughout it, and he didn't give
Speaker 3: me much except for a few This is the worst
Speaker 3: thing that's ever happened to me. Please, can I come
Speaker 3: stay in your spare bedroom? You're lying, but I did
Speaker 3: want to leave it, you know, open ended for when
Speaker 3: we met in person, could get on the pod. Get
Speaker 3: this real.
Speaker 2: I want to know. I want to know what happened
Speaker 2: from the time you picked her up until the time
Speaker 2: she left.
Speaker 3: Mind you, four nights one being New York.
Speaker 2: Four nights with a stranger to Rando is like four months.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I learned, you learned. I figured that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, So she so she she she comes
Speaker 2: to New York and you picked off from the train station.
Speaker 1: Right pick picked texting Rory he was genuinely concerned.
Speaker 3: Uh huh mind he wasn't gonna pick her up from
Speaker 3: the train station like a fucking an animal. This guy,
Speaker 3: you know, take the eight.
Speaker 2: Of this dude telling the girl that got off the
Speaker 2: train to actually get back on the train from Cleveland. Right,
Speaker 2: she got on the train from clevelanduous all the trains
Speaker 2: is there, you'll be fine. Well, I take the path
Speaker 2: to the to the subway.
Speaker 3: When long our railroads Metro North wrong with you.
Speaker 1: We kind of went into panic mood because she got
Speaker 1: off the train and said, I got to go to
Speaker 1: baggage claim. Did you guys know Amtrak has baggage claim?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, I was like, the.
Speaker 1: Train left, your bags are gone.
Speaker 3: So so far her being a drug mule that Maul
Speaker 3: had suggested is looking pretty good. Yeah, she's who checks
Speaker 3: a bag on Amtrak?
Speaker 2: Well, you're riding thirteen hours and you're staying for how long?
Speaker 2: She had? Four days?
Speaker 1: Four days, New Years.
Speaker 2: She probably bought three outfits.
Speaker 3: Forty days and forty nine.
Speaker 2: Yes, lent Lint celebrated lit at Julian's house.
Speaker 3: Just give up my house, safety, give it upfety for
Speaker 3: forty days safety. Yeah, my inhibitions. This guy's crazy.
Speaker 2: I can't believe this.
Speaker 3: God did that all right? So so far mal might
Speaker 3: be on point here with this. She might be a
Speaker 3: drum a mule. I'm thinking it's weird that she checked
Speaker 3: the bag.
Speaker 1: I didn't even I was I didn't know how to
Speaker 1: break it to her. I was like, your bag is gone,
Speaker 1: like that train left, like it's not here. So it
Speaker 1: turns out there is baggage claim. An hour and a
Speaker 1: half or so later, the bag comes and we we
Speaker 1: were there for way too long.
Speaker 3: This is that Penn station.
Speaker 1: This point and a half, we're standing in the there's
Speaker 1: like one baggage claimed loop. So there's like one hundred
Speaker 1: some people in there, all packed in this hot little box.
Speaker 1: We're just waiting for.
Speaker 2: This COVID just circulating like Mica will.
Speaker 1: I felt was gross. I already was just like, I
Speaker 1: hate this is already a bad decision.
Speaker 3: Well, what was your first impression of her during these
Speaker 3: moments and what was the small talk like for an
Speaker 3: hour and a half waiting for a ben Do you believe.
Speaker 2: That since you started the new year with her, you're
Speaker 2: gonna end the new year with her?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's a myth.
Speaker 1: We can get that out of Yeah, that's out the way. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that met her on the last day of the year.
Speaker 1: Left her in that year, wasn't she there? So like
Speaker 1: yesterday you'll see.
Speaker 3: She's still there in a body bag until yesterday's sick.
Speaker 1: Wait. So yeah, when when she saw it, was like
Speaker 1: the oh my god, I can't believe this is happening
Speaker 1: thing And I'm like, you know, hoodie up, jacket on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, like, can we just get the bag?
Speaker 3: The start to every just get the bag.
Speaker 1: So yeah, like I'm not like enthusiastic. I'm very monotone
Speaker 1: in every conversation. So I'm dead sober. Probably a big
Speaker 1: mistake probably, Yeah, I might have taken it too though.
Speaker 1: For Penn Station, Yeah, we kick in the system.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how have.
Speaker 3: You seen the bathrooms a pen Station? The blood flowing,
Speaker 3: They're amazing. Take any girl there.
Speaker 1: Anyways, this probably should have stayed on fat. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we go, we get the bags, we go back to
Speaker 1: my apartment. We get back to my apartment around uh say,
Speaker 1: nine o'clock pm O or Okay, it actually made more
Speaker 1: sense us faster I carried the bags.
Speaker 3: And romantic Yeah, you know, I don't she wants the
Speaker 3: NYC experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that girl. That girl. So we get
Speaker 1: back to mine, order food, Papa movie on which I
Speaker 1: don't remember. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: All of this is filler ship. Yeah yeah, Julian was
Speaker 2: just ready to fuck. Yeah, this is just filler shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we we like start you know, the hook like,
Speaker 1: and she goes, it's only night one, let's not And
Speaker 1: we're on the couch and I was like, you know what, fine,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like fight for you're literally staying here
Speaker 1: for four nights, Like, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2: She wanted to sleep on the couch.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, She's like we started like hooking
Speaker 1: up on the couch and then I was like, let's
Speaker 1: just fuck and then she was like no, and I
Speaker 1: was like done.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, though, I think that's a good move.
Speaker 3: If someone's gonna be here for four nights and I
Speaker 3: don't know, you should wait within ten minutes.
Speaker 5: That's bad.
Speaker 1: Four days left, Rory, You're not wrong. So I ended
Speaker 1: up falling asleep on.
Speaker 3: The idea of not beating Mike. Get me through two days?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: That was like, oh man, what's it gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Listen that will be totally fun. Yeah, I know if
Speaker 2: he didn't take a blue choo, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't take took the So now he's rocked up and
Speaker 3: she's like, hey, let's ma.
Speaker 2: He's like, we can get it on.
Speaker 5: I got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I fall asleep. She actually, I think, ends
Speaker 1: up watching the movie. We go to my to bead
Speaker 1: and then we hook up, like we end up, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I should have waited.
Speaker 5: Y'all fucked?
Speaker 1: No, yes, I don't know.
Speaker 5: You said hook was in the couch and then it
Speaker 5: wasn't fucking So was it good?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Everything was fine like that. Sex wasn't the issue.
Speaker 1: It was her moral compass. So we uh, okay, go.
Speaker 3: Judge Joe Brown over here, Where the fuck is your
Speaker 3: moral compass? Letting this stranger in your house is sticking
Speaker 3: your dick inside?
Speaker 1: You know, you know mine? If mine's on the ground,
Speaker 1: where's hers?
Speaker 3: Hell? Come on, I think you guys are hell and
Speaker 3: a hand basket together.
Speaker 2: He got a.
Speaker 1: Poisons pretty on par Yeah, it gets worse. So it
Speaker 1: gets second day, wake up, go grocery shopping, pretty wholesome, cute,
Speaker 1: make breakfast burritos.
Speaker 3: Wife's very cute.
Speaker 1: Right, food is great? And then we huh, who cooked?
Speaker 1: She made the breakfast burritos, but then we also shopped
Speaker 1: for dinner. I ended up cooking dinner before we went
Speaker 1: to our New Year's Eve event.
Speaker 3: Wait, what is conversation like at this point though? Are
Speaker 3: you getting to know each other or you just like
Speaker 3: I like eggs too.
Speaker 7: This is why you can't have women staying for real,
Speaker 7: Like iven, I've already like severed ties with that entire
Speaker 7: those days that I don't remember conversations that happened.
Speaker 1: I just remember key moments.
Speaker 6: Okay, So she was annoying you?
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't even want to put that. I
Speaker 1: don't want to put that on it. Well, like I
Speaker 1: I will say this, I love my personal space. So
Speaker 1: for me just having someone there, like waking up and
Speaker 1: having someone there at nine am, I'm like, oh, it's aggressive. Man.
Speaker 1: So like I I went to like the gym, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to buy some time alone. But I got
Speaker 1: to come home home as my home, like I felt
Speaker 1: like a prisoner in my own home.
Speaker 5: So I just.
Speaker 1: Her her presence was just she wasn't doing anything.
Speaker 2: Sounds like she was annoying the It's.
Speaker 1: Literally me, this is aman, But you.
Speaker 2: Knew who you were before she got on this train
Speaker 2: and came came to New York.
Speaker 3: You really wanted to be But he agreed when he
Speaker 3: was horny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: See that's why you can't.
Speaker 1: I agreed when we talked on the Patreon.
Speaker 3: You were probably horny on this catch.
Speaker 2: See, but this is why you can't be horny and like, yeah,
Speaker 2: come to New York, come to stay with me.
Speaker 1: Look, guys, this is learning because as soon as you
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I never the first night, the first night,
Speaker 1: we never should have hooked on. That second day comes
Speaker 1: around second days New Year's Eve.
Speaker 3: Can I quickly ask, sorry today, what are her bathroom
Speaker 3: habits like on the first day?
Speaker 2: And and after you smashed? Like, what was the conversation
Speaker 2: like she felt right after you smashed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm tired.
Speaker 3: You know that she has melitonin in it.
Speaker 1: Got you doubles his night? Will well? She so I
Speaker 1: have in my apartment. I have an office, so her
Speaker 1: bags and all her ship was in the office. So
Speaker 1: I was like, go crazy in there, as messy as
Speaker 1: you want. I don't care. Just close the door. I
Speaker 1: don't want to see it in the bathroom. She had
Speaker 1: a couple makeup kids and ship and she just found
Speaker 1: places to put those in the bathroom. Again, don't care.
Speaker 1: Just make sure it's all packed up, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: you don't get like foundation on my toothbrush. So pretty simple.
Speaker 1: I don't have many rules. That was kind of it.
Speaker 1: Like Cleantley, she was cool. She actually like clean, did
Speaker 1: the dishes and ship like it was great. Was raised right,
Speaker 1: We're fine? Some pop, Yeah, positive, there's some. There's some moments.
Speaker 3: So that breakfast burrito on South.
Speaker 2: That one did it.
Speaker 1: So I cooked dinner. I baked some salmon. Uh seasoned
Speaker 1: it with like some Italian mixed seasoning Brussels sprouts, and uh,
Speaker 1: I think I did cous cous.
Speaker 3: This is the white girl whisperer right here.
Speaker 1: Yeahs couse, come on, that's a great anything this time.
Speaker 2: My name mause Yo. When a nigga make coos couse brussels,
Speaker 2: you know, he fuck with a lot of white women.
Speaker 2: Coos coos. Nigga make mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3: He put the Italian blend seasoning on salmon.
Speaker 2: You know, I got to hit the rest of this.
Speaker 2: I got we'll be going after the big salmon.
Speaker 3: So we ate little Kendall Jackson Shardon what is this
Speaker 3: twenty twenty. You've had this Kendle here for two years?
Speaker 2: Can do Jackson? That's a good shot. N affordable too?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah kill me. So we we get dressed. We go
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn for New Year's take the uber to Williamsburg,
Speaker 1: meeting up with some friends.
Speaker 3: I had a thousand dollars. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Wait till you hear how much of the uberback was
Speaker 1: sh So we go. We go into into Brooklyn, meet
Speaker 1: friends at the spot. It's a wine bar. It's a
Speaker 1: pizza shop that's also a wine bar. So it's like
Speaker 1: a lower underground. Gets really hot in there. This is
Speaker 1: a big thing throughout the night. It just it got
Speaker 1: way too hot, overwhelming. But I'm there with friends. I
Speaker 1: kind of like she's talking of the girls in there.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, so, I hang out my guys, like
Speaker 1: we're drinking wine. Midnight comes around. I'm a lot. I'm
Speaker 1: drinking wine like it's a Miller light. I'm pretty drunk.
Speaker 1: And after like forty five minutes after the ball drop like,
Speaker 1: let's let's get out here, Like I gotta I gotta go.
Speaker 3: So no, I mean, just don't.
Speaker 1: We made it out at the midnight thing. We smacked
Speaker 1: sugar a little smooth. Oh, yes, you smack you guys.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I didn't want to, now hear
Speaker 1: me out. I didn't want to. And then she said
Speaker 1: to me, I almost I wish I could have voice
Speaker 1: recorded this. So after we after the kiss, she said
Speaker 1: to me, like, this is all I've been waiting for
Speaker 1: all night, and I was like, I wish one of
Speaker 1: you guys were here to.
Speaker 2: She wanted was to kiss.
Speaker 1: She was like talking about yeah, like this is all
Speaker 1: I wanted all night, and I was like, we could
Speaker 1: have stay at home, Like it was this.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's your response. She wanted to kiss.
Speaker 5: That's definitely his response.
Speaker 3: I've seen him talk to women. He probably said that.
Speaker 2: Probably the response was I should have stayed.
Speaker 1: All you wanted was a kiss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was waiting for minute. She wanted to kiss
Speaker 2: the guy. But in front of like that thirteen hour
Speaker 2: train ride from Cleveland to stay with and had sex
Speaker 2: with the.
Speaker 3: First Jazzine, I gave you the line to stay back,
Speaker 3: which was so yeah, this felt like my last first kiss.
Speaker 2: You didn't say that. I didn't say that, Okay, So yeah,
Speaker 2: smacked sugar midnight and then.
Speaker 1: What we did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, nice, okay, shirt you tongue her down? Where
Speaker 3: where was where was your left and right.
Speaker 1: Hand in my pockets?
Speaker 2: Boom? As we're not doing that, he grabbed her.
Speaker 3: If you're not doing it, he might have grabbed the
Speaker 3: faceball off the face.
Speaker 2: And tongue her down for sure. Yeah, you ran your finger,
Speaker 2: You ran your fingers door hair, it's hair. You didn't.
Speaker 2: You didn't hand You didn't han't Homber.
Speaker 1: No, mall, I didn't hand Homer.
Speaker 3: Did you guys feel like one body? Like it wasn't
Speaker 3: even two of you anymore?
Speaker 2: All right, So it's so good it happened. No, I
Speaker 2: want to know because it sounds like she wasn't she
Speaker 2: was follow she was a good company. That was great,
Speaker 2: So I want to know where it went sour.
Speaker 1: So I mean again, like at this point, it word
Speaker 1: how many nights we're going into the second night? It's
Speaker 1: still only one night in. But it spent a lot
Speaker 1: of hours. Yeah, I just again, I haven't had any
Speaker 1: spend long.
Speaker 2: Hours, So you know that's what you know, dude is
Speaker 2: sick of a chap likes went so many hours for
Speaker 2: a day, Like what it's the same amount of hours
Speaker 2: and every day.
Speaker 3: It's like when parents say their kids eighty two months.
Speaker 1: So we uh, and I was like, we gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta go. So we leave, get home around like one.
Speaker 1: I'm too tired. I'm like drunk hot tired, ate like
Speaker 1: a seventy dollars uber fee for a mile ride. Yeah, fun,
Speaker 1: immediately passed out, just went to bed. Didn't hook up.
Speaker 1: Near's night nears even nights.
Speaker 3: You want to be pure going into the new year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, I want to throbbing hangover from
Speaker 1: wine and right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's body count goes to zero, is what I
Speaker 3: on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the stroke of min yeh, yeah, absolutely stroke.
Speaker 1: So we wake up. I think we hook up that morning.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we hook up that morning.
Speaker 3: We do we do pre or post brushing teeth?
Speaker 2: Uh, you got nastiest They like each other at this point.
Speaker 5: No teeth there.
Speaker 1: Well, like I no, I'm saying, if I day breath,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. If I had gotten out of bed to pee,
Speaker 1: then I would have brushed my teeth. But I don't
Speaker 1: think I did. I think we just won't.
Speaker 3: But then it's weird if you're the one person that
Speaker 3: brush their teeth in the morning. Then y'all start.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm worried about my health.
Speaker 5: I don't I mean, I'll brush my teeth afterwards about
Speaker 5: your health, doesn'.
Speaker 2: Yeah you use the condom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's.
Speaker 2: Worried about my health. That's why I brush my teeth
Speaker 2: before I have unprotected sex with a girl of rise.
Speaker 3: Yeah a look at seven hours from Cleveland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, look at me. It's like I came about
Speaker 1: my health, like going into the strip club with a
Speaker 1: mask on.
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, all right, all right, okay, d over.
Speaker 1: That morning and then what's this? This is going into
Speaker 1: day three? Day three? Okay, day three, we walk around,
Speaker 1: uh in the morning. We we walk around Washington Square Park.
Speaker 1: I bring my back backgaming board, play some back Ammon.
Speaker 3: Score some Heroin.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, share the needle Washington Square Park. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: go to a chest spot, play some chess. I mean,
Speaker 1: if we're just like burning clock you, I was going together.
Speaker 1: I was texting Rory. I was texting. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just burning clock man, just like doing any.
Speaker 2: Dude that walks around with a backgamon board in his
Speaker 2: book bag with a girl that he's never met, a
Speaker 2: girl that he just met from Cleveland there's a fucking site.
Speaker 3: Is not from what type of chess?
Speaker 2: Did y'all play the chess?
Speaker 3: We like the clock?
Speaker 1: No, we didn't. We didn't clock it because at those
Speaker 1: games max clock game is like ten minutes. I was
Speaker 1: trying to it was we needed time.
Speaker 2: It wasn't slow cooked dead.
Speaker 3: Was this one of like her things on Ryo, like
Speaker 3: big Chess Player. I just like, how do you know?
Speaker 3: She even knew what the rook did?
Speaker 1: She needed a little refresher. But it ended up being fine.
Speaker 1: We ended up having a good That part was fine.
Speaker 1: I'm into like the activities of games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you let her win?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Are you chapping? Make your queen?
Speaker 5: Let him? Let him ye, let him get there.
Speaker 3: I had like six on tendres check making that queen.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, it's fine. I'm gonna run at
Speaker 3: thirty two after this.
Speaker 1: And then we that was fine. I think that was
Speaker 1: what was this? This is night three?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, the whole day out and then we come
Speaker 1: back night, go to bed, all that whatever, next day,
Speaker 1: last day, last day, last full last day, last full day,
Speaker 1: last full night. She gets up and goes, hey, I
Speaker 1: have some friends that are here like that live in
Speaker 1: New York. I'm gonna go hang out with them during
Speaker 1: the day, and I've never been more happy in my life. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that was that was my ball drop. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, fuck, please go see your friends.
Speaker 3: Its gonna be a great year.
Speaker 1: So so I go to the gym. I'd spend like
Speaker 1: two hours of the gym, and then I get back
Speaker 1: to my apartment and my buddy Kevin, who you guys met,
Speaker 1: who came on stage with his fiance was wife now
Speaker 1: in Boston they live here. He was like, yo, I play.
Speaker 1: He plays basketball at the Equinox in the Upper East Side.
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, we got to run at three if
Speaker 1: you want to join.
Speaker 3: Roger Julian's never played basketball in his life. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got you. I'm there.
Speaker 2: I'm there.
Speaker 1: I was like, I bet so I get there at
Speaker 1: two thirty. I'm there early. I'm like warming up, and
Speaker 1: we played till like five thirty six ish. So I
Speaker 1: have been like three hours of basketball. I get home.
Speaker 1: She's still not back. I'm like nice a text her.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, we had dinner plans for eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: So I was like, as long as we do the
Speaker 1: dinner at eight. We're cool, not pressed about it. She's
Speaker 1: out with her girlfriends. Gives me like minor updates. Eight
Speaker 1: o'clock rolls around. Missed the first reservation. I was like, no, rush,
Speaker 1: enjoy your time with your girls. I'm still at home.
Speaker 1: I'm chilling. I'll extend the reservation to ten.
Speaker 3: Look how the tables turn with us. Guys though we
Speaker 3: want to get the girl away immediately, but once she
Speaker 3: starts doing something else, yeah, now we miss her.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not a missing thing, it's just what we
Speaker 1: have dinner reservations, and if like, it was just annoying
Speaker 1: because I was in this limbo, Like I could have
Speaker 1: gone out, I could have seen other friends. I could
Speaker 1: have had dinner on my own, but I was just
Speaker 1: stuck in my apartment. Yeah, it was just waiting for
Speaker 1: four fucking hours to see what we were doing for dinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you fucked around. Just got a triple double. He
Speaker 3: was on a high, you know, light work, so triple single.
Speaker 1: You went nuts o'clock. Nine thirty comes around, the kitchen
Speaker 1: for the restaurant closes at nine thirty. So I was like,
Speaker 1: look like we're not going to make this. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. Stay out with your girls. I'm going to
Speaker 1: order food pick it up. If you happen to come home,
Speaker 1: we can add to my order and I'll go grab it.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. She's like okay, and like I
Speaker 1: could tell her text her a little incoherent and drunk,
Speaker 1: so and I was like, that's fine. I don't care.
Speaker 1: She's with her girlfriends. Please enjoy your time. So it's
Speaker 1: ten thirty. I'm going downstairs to my apartment. It's pitch black,
Speaker 1: it's also raining, and I'm in you know, black hoodie
Speaker 1: or whatever the shit that I usually wear. And I'm
Speaker 1: walking up my street, crossing the main road that my
Speaker 1: street runs across, and I look over to the left
Speaker 1: and I see her shoes. She has these white Jordan
Speaker 1: four cement on. They're very distinct. I can see them
Speaker 1: in my peripheral I see them. And I see her
Speaker 1: holding hands with someone and has really long hair. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's a girlfriend. They've been out
Speaker 1: all day whatever. And they're walking to my apartment door.
Speaker 1: They get outside my apartment door, the light from my
Speaker 1: apartment illuminates both of them. I see it's not a woman,
Speaker 1: it's in fact a man's and they're they're clutching hands,
Speaker 1: and then he's wearing I lent her a backpack for
Speaker 1: the day. He's wearing my backpack.
Speaker 6: Holy Simothy.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait, wait, hold on, I rwand a little bit.
Speaker 2: She's walking down your block. You walk past her because
Speaker 2: you're going to get the food.
Speaker 1: I leave my building. I make a left to cross.
Speaker 1: We just bleep my street names. Please, no, you make
Speaker 1: a left. Cross the streets I crossed. I'm going north. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's walking west. So we're going like, she's coming this way.
Speaker 1: I'm going this way. I see them. I stop on
Speaker 1: the median, turn around. See the light from my apartment
Speaker 1: illuminates them, see him when my backpack, See her and
Speaker 1: him like clutching each other, holding hands, and then they
Speaker 1: start aggressively making out what the fuck? Right outside my apartment.
Speaker 1: She has my keys in her hand. She has my
Speaker 1: keys in her hand. He's clutching my backpack like a toddler,
Speaker 1: sticking his fucking tongue down her throat, and she talk
Speaker 1: about moving the hair. She's moving his fucking hair from
Speaker 1: his face so they can because it's wet out. It's rain,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, she was wet out, So anyway, any
Speaker 1: comments before you continue.
Speaker 3: No, I don't don't have any.
Speaker 1: Keep going right, So this is great. So I see this.
Speaker 1: They do it, lean in kiss. He's doing the like
Speaker 1: body language rocking back and forth, like come on, baby,
Speaker 1: I don't want this to end. And he like grudgingly
Speaker 1: takes off my backpack, hands it to her and she
Speaker 1: takes my keys, unlocks the door, and goes up to
Speaker 1: my apartment. I'm like, all right, so.
Speaker 2: Are you standing like on a corner like fucking daredevil
Speaker 2: and got I have my hood up.
Speaker 1: And I'm on the media and I'm on the media.
Speaker 1: It's dark out, it's raining really the median.
Speaker 2: On the range there.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, how did you feel like, in comparison
Speaker 3: to your New Year's Eve makeout to his makeout paying something? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 3: she looked much more into way more into it.
Speaker 1: Okayt Yeah, I was elated. Yeah, guys, I don't think
Speaker 1: I will be happier this year. Okay. I think I
Speaker 1: think I peaked.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man, if if you're hurt, you can say it's okay.
Speaker 5: It's okay.
Speaker 2: Wait, no, no, we go get to that. But I
Speaker 2: got all right, So finishing, You're in the Median drenched
Speaker 2: in rain.
Speaker 1: I'm not right.
Speaker 2: I dressed properly, didn't have.
Speaker 1: I had an umbrella?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, alright, umbrella.
Speaker 3: He was thinking when he left his uh spot too, like, damn,
Speaker 3: which should I have my backpack? This would have been easier.
Speaker 2: Let's tell the truth. And you saw him kissing. Did
Speaker 2: you hear did you hear rain on me? Yeah?
Speaker 6: He was standing like a shanty outside with the umbrella.
Speaker 3: Job rule and Mary J. Blase just started playing all
Speaker 3: of these rainy days.
Speaker 2: All right? So what happens?
Speaker 3: From Nick?
Speaker 1: So I go up a few blocks to pick up
Speaker 1: my food. I come, I walk back to my apartment.
Speaker 1: I call a friend in the meantime, and I tell
Speaker 1: him the entire story about what happened. And I was
Speaker 1: so I was so happy. I was like, hey man,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you have no idea what just happened. That
Speaker 1: I catch him up to speed and then I was like,
Speaker 1: I have my AirPod and I was like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to go in and just blow this whole shit up.
Speaker 1: Do you want to stay on the phone. I think
Speaker 1: it'd be really funny if I had like a witness
Speaker 1: for this. He was like, because he's in the entertainment space.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm uncomfortable. He goes, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to listen in on this, and I
Speaker 1: was like, come on, man, just like stay in one
Speaker 1: ears just so you can hear what I say. He
Speaker 1: was like no, So he hung up, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what this is fucked up?
Speaker 3: You hit me when you guys are playing chess. Oh, Rory,
Speaker 3: I would have put that shit on speaker and at
Speaker 3: the edge.
Speaker 1: Of my seat. I should have hit Rory. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hit the wrong friend.
Speaker 3: So I might have drove to your carib Yo. Give
Speaker 3: me fifteen twenty minutes. I'll be there.
Speaker 2: You stand outside, so keep standing on me. I'm pick
Speaker 2: you up right there.
Speaker 3: Give her time for your backpack to try.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'll pick you up on a media. Don't
Speaker 2: worry about it.
Speaker 1: So I go into my apartment. She's visibly drunk sitting
Speaker 1: on the on the couch in the living room and
Speaker 1: I walk in and there's like an archway in my
Speaker 1: kitchen that looks right in the living room. And I
Speaker 1: stand in the archway and I was like, hey, how
Speaker 1: is your time with your your girlfriends? And she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like it's crazy. My my girlfriends. Actually we're all busy.
Speaker 1: But I end up having a random girlfriend that I
Speaker 1: forgot lived in New York and we hung out all
Speaker 1: day and I was like, oh, it's incredible. Like where
Speaker 1: does she live? She was like I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was like, you spent four hours with her and you
Speaker 1: don't know where she lives. Yeah, And I was like, okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: and then she goes, well, how was your day? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I went to the gym, play basketball,
Speaker 1: waited for you to go to dinner four hours later. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I picked up food. I'm cool. I
Speaker 1: was like, anyway, let's go back to your day. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, you know what's crazy. This is
Speaker 1: what I got, really sarcastic. You know, this is my
Speaker 1: favorite kind of ship to do. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what's crazy. And at this point, I fill up
Speaker 1: a glass of red wine. I hold, I'm so petty,
Speaker 1: I'm so petty.
Speaker 2: He was definitely, you gotta put red wine in the
Speaker 2: hole in his heart. He had to put the.
Speaker 1: I promise, he had to put some cabin in.
Speaker 3: That ship, you know, and you know he was taking
Speaker 3: you know, he was taking the food. Out slamming the
Speaker 3: microwave door. Your baked chickens over here if you want it.
Speaker 2: Man, he had to go all the way to zero.
Speaker 2: He was just looking at the definitely swirling.
Speaker 3: He's over here unless you already ate, all right.
Speaker 5: Man, go ahead.
Speaker 1: This is exactly what I wanted.
Speaker 3: So it's gonna be sick at the end of the story.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he beat again.
Speaker 1: Yeah she did, absolutely, So I say. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so back to your day. She tells me. You know
Speaker 1: she a girlfriend. I was like cool. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, what's crazy? And she was like what. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, when I was waiting for our
Speaker 1: reservation that was originally at eight and then eventually ten
Speaker 1: and then ten thirty, you didn't show up, Not a
Speaker 1: big deal. I got food in my bag, my other bag,
Speaker 1: and I was just dropping like subtle. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it was so much joy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was like when I went outside, I saw
Speaker 1: you and who I thought was your girlfriend holding hands
Speaker 1: walking towards my apartment. And I was like, correct me
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, because you said you were out with
Speaker 1: a girlfriend and dark and you know here, if you say,
Speaker 1: correct me if I'm wrong, I said it's dark out,
Speaker 1: it was raining. I might have seen. I might have
Speaker 1: you know, my eyes might have lied to me. I
Speaker 1: saw you making out with a guy who had women
Speaker 1: like hair. Do you want to? And then she face sunk,
Speaker 1: just sunk, like it's like when you got pulled over
Speaker 1: and she was just sober. Yeah, she had nothing to say,
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, I'll take your silence
Speaker 1: as I'm right, So I continued. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: So when I stood on the corner, I saw YouTube
Speaker 1: making out about four or five times. I was like,
Speaker 1: I also saw him clutching my backpack that I lent
Speaker 1: you for the day. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I've been in that position before. I've been the guy
Speaker 1: that didn't want the night to end. You took a
Speaker 1: girl out on a great date. She tells you she
Speaker 1: has to go stay with her girlfriend for the final
Speaker 1: night of this because obviously I was the girlfriend in
Speaker 1: this story.
Speaker 5: You both there, Yeah, we were.
Speaker 1: Both the women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's this devious bitch men. We got to stick
Speaker 3: together because he was lied to as well.
Speaker 1: We're not mad, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know her Riz.
Speaker 3: I will say, though, at everything that is disrespectful here
Speaker 3: him having the backpack is.
Speaker 1: That is literally what bothered me the most is that
Speaker 1: fucking guy told him clutching my blue lemon backpack, don't
Speaker 1: let nobody cuts the little movie gripped up both hands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been pansy. So I said, look, I've been that man.
Speaker 1: I've been in the position where you had a great night.
Speaker 1: You probably took you out to dinner. Yeah, they had
Speaker 1: ice cream. She had ice cream in my freezer that
Speaker 1: I found later afterwards.
Speaker 3: She brought the ice cream.
Speaker 1: Oh, it gets better, It gets better. They shared a
Speaker 1: full date with this guy. So I was like, look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a cock block. Doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like he wanted your night to end, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like you wanted your night to end with him either,
Speaker 1: based on how often you tour making out and based
Speaker 1: on your body language together. I was like, how about
Speaker 1: I do you both a favor. I was like, how
Speaker 1: about you grab all of your stuff and I point
Speaker 1: to my officer all her ships sprawled out, and I said,
Speaker 1: you pack all that up and go to his for
Speaker 1: the rest of the night, for the for tonight, just
Speaker 1: stay with him, because clearly you both didn't want this
Speaker 1: to end. And she tried to interject and I was like,
Speaker 1: save it, like I'm good.
Speaker 6: What was what was her?
Speaker 1: I was not hurt. I was very definitely, I was
Speaker 1: very extremely happy.
Speaker 3: So I said, friend, like this ought to be good.
Speaker 1: So I point, I pointed the office. I was like,
Speaker 1: pack all of your stuff and get out. And she
Speaker 1: tried to say something, and I forgot what I said.
Speaker 3: I remember playing in the background.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've I've been wanting my apartment to myself.
Speaker 1: Just take your stuff and go. And again, it's ten o'clock,
Speaker 1: it's rainy, I live on a high walk up. So
Speaker 1: I send her out my apartment. And then this is
Speaker 1: the most petty thing that I did. While she's packing
Speaker 1: up and she's like doing her whole fucking thing, I
Speaker 1: turn on my bluetooth and I played I played two songs.
Speaker 3: Oh he was hurt. Selection when you you put music madlaylist.
Speaker 1: You want to guess the two songs that I'll give
Speaker 1: you the two artists that Jojo let up. One was
Speaker 1: by the Weekend, of course, and one was by Future.
Speaker 5: I don't want to know the future? Was it future?
Speaker 3: You guys know future better than me.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't like the first line, what does he say,
Speaker 1: I've been in the studio late working on residual. If
Speaker 1: we ever speak againting, I'm as happy that I told
Speaker 1: her truth.
Speaker 3: Yo, he was hurt as fuck.
Speaker 2: I don't know that song my collection.
Speaker 5: I then, yeah, and what's the weekend song?
Speaker 1: Heartless?
Speaker 3: She was the hardless one though, Yeah, you please her.
Speaker 2: She was in the gym and when you put that on,
Speaker 2: so she was back of her ship like yeah he
Speaker 2: heard matter of fact, you was mad.
Speaker 3: For three days and then saw her making out and
Speaker 3: realized that she was the one actually liked it.
Speaker 1: I have never been happier.
Speaker 3: So what was she saying to all this stuff?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: I really I didn't give her the opportunity to speak
Speaker 1: because I didn't care. I just wanted her.
Speaker 6: She really could have went out playered.
Speaker 1: I wanted her to get out of player.
Speaker 6: All she had to do was the moment you said
Speaker 6: that is start laughing, pat hershit, but go to a
Speaker 6: hotel like so I.
Speaker 1: Told her, I said, I'm assuming as she stayed with
Speaker 1: the guy. I don't know where he lives or anything
Speaker 1: about this guy. I don't know. I hope he listens.
Speaker 1: I'd be cool. We're asking most I don't I know
Speaker 1: nothing about this guy, but she's but she texted me,
Speaker 1: so do we want to do the text on air?
Speaker 2: I have to hear what she said? Absolutely, we have to.
Speaker 3: Okay on Patreon, will get into some other.
Speaker 2: And happy three. Everybody's listening. Sorry, I'm sorry, we starting.
Speaker 2: Oh can I read it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can screen. I'll put it on the screen.
Speaker 6: I'm never in my fucking like, No, just give it,
Speaker 6: just give it.
Speaker 2: What do you say, baby, how you would handle it's
Speaker 2: like Harry Potter novel.
Speaker 3: That's something you wearing the socks. You are there, you
Speaker 3: go and wait. She didn't go out player to you though.
Speaker 1: Just hold on my response.
Speaker 3: She didn't say ship he's over there playing herd ass future.
Speaker 3: She passed over the left.
Speaker 6: Broad that I would have been dying laughing and packing
Speaker 6: my bags. I don't dying laughing.
Speaker 2: So this is what she says.
Speaker 3: What's the date?
Speaker 2: Is this the next day or this is nones This
Speaker 2: is Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Which is she left my apartment on the Tuesday. It
Speaker 1: was at least a full day after she left, like,
Speaker 1: she didn't talk to me right away.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's probably Wednesday, next day, all right, she says,
Speaker 2: and I quote, hey.
Speaker 3: Funny already.
Speaker 2: I love the way she started it. Hey, I know
Speaker 2: you may not want to hear from me, but I
Speaker 2: feel really bad about how things played out. Overall. I
Speaker 2: just want to apologize for being disrespectful regardless of how
Speaker 2: I was feeling. I shouldn't have done things in that way.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that you were at the front end of
Speaker 2: my lapse in judgement.
Speaker 3: It's always a lapse in judgment with women. But men
Speaker 3: are pieces of shit, but women have laps of judgment.
Speaker 2: Wait a pr I shouldn't have No, she's a woman.
Speaker 2: Every woman's in pr I shouldn't have done things in
Speaker 2: that way. I'm sorry that you were at the front
Speaker 2: end of my lapse in judgment and shitty decisions. I
Speaker 2: tried not having many expectations women are going into this weekend,
Speaker 2: but I couldn't help and be hopeful in thinking we'd
Speaker 2: have a great time getting to know each other, especially
Speaker 2: having this very unique shared experience.
Speaker 1: As the weekend progressed, what was our unique shared experience.
Speaker 3: Each other and spending for look at wait but like
Speaker 3: listen to this spin?
Speaker 1: How somehow this became my fault.
Speaker 2: I knew that was coming.
Speaker 6: I was gonna wait until your story was over to
Speaker 6: tell you how it's your fault.
Speaker 2: But she said I felt I felt you had little
Speaker 2: desire to get to know me, and some comments that
Speaker 2: were made pushed me into that feeling a bit more. God,
Speaker 2: that last day we did separate things. I did have friends. Oh,
Speaker 2: that last day we did separate things. I did have
Speaker 2: friends that wanted to meet up for drinks towards the
Speaker 2: end of the day. I wasn't being dishonest about that.
Speaker 2: I didn't do a good job.
Speaker 1: You lied about that, But this is I love this
Speaker 1: literal friends. I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: I saw this other guy, this next this next bar
Speaker 2: is crazy though I didn't do a good job at
Speaker 2: pacing myself. As you can probably tell from the lack
Speaker 2: of coherence via our text. It's so basically, she was drunk.
Speaker 2: It's not an excuse. You're using this, but it's not
Speaker 2: an no.
Speaker 3: But that's the way women do it. It's not an excuse, but.
Speaker 1: I'm going to text the excuse.
Speaker 2: But you know, if the roles were reversed, I would
Speaker 2: not be too happy with how things inspired. But I
Speaker 2: feel it's worth explaining what led to that happening. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry about tainting this experience and leaving you with a
Speaker 2: sour taste in your mouth.
Speaker 3: There is a bar between taint and you want to
Speaker 3: hear my response?
Speaker 2: Ready, get well soon.
Speaker 3: Julie got some self respect back in that. I thought
Speaker 3: the future and weekend was a little too much. And
Speaker 3: he was a little sassy with a cabernet. But yeah,
Speaker 3: get well soon.
Speaker 5: Get well soon, that's the title.
Speaker 2: Oh man, So how was this his fault?
Speaker 1: Though? Yeah?
Speaker 5: God, what house?
Speaker 6: Yes for her, yes, but you were miserable the whole time.
Speaker 6: And you think that she.
Speaker 2: Baked salmon and put Italian herbs on it and Brussels sprout?
Speaker 6: Do you think that she you didn't know, notice that
Speaker 6: you didn't really fuck with her like that that whole
Speaker 6: entire time.
Speaker 1: You're literally, this is my fault. She took a man
Speaker 1: to my apartment but I'm not give him my backpack
Speaker 1: and made out with him, and that's my fault. I
Speaker 1: was gonna pay for a dinner that night after her
Speaker 1: having a day with her girlfriend. I was gonna gladly
Speaker 1: take her out to a nice dinner. My fault. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Can you answer my question.
Speaker 3: I gotta see you spend this what was the question
Speaker 3: to spend it, Please.
Speaker 2: Spend answer my question. Question.
Speaker 6: My question is do you think that she didn't notice
Speaker 6: how annoyed you were by her and how much you
Speaker 6: did not fuck with her like that?
Speaker 1: Do you think that you are that that is like me,
Speaker 1: I don't funk with half of my family like I'm
Speaker 1: just an agitated person.
Speaker 6: And I've seen you with girls that you like, and
Speaker 6: you're not an asshole to them, girl that you liked,
Speaker 6: and you were a you are fucking Bill Cosby before
Speaker 6: the pills, the guy you were the guy.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it.
Speaker 6: Okay, you were the sweetest.
Speaker 1: Guy, Demarus. Listen to what you're saying. You're justifying her.
Speaker 2: You are my phone, regardless if I'm indie or not.
Speaker 2: How is it acceptable for you to go on a
Speaker 2: whole other.
Speaker 1: Fucking day, make out with someone and talk to back
Speaker 1: at my apartment.
Speaker 2: And be clutching his lulu. Okay, that's where the distion.
Speaker 3: That's what Let me answer.
Speaker 6: She was right, That's not what I said.
Speaker 3: I didn't say that she was demerous. Let me answer
Speaker 3: for him. Yes, she could tell I was annoyed. I
Speaker 3: also planned a date for us that night, well in
Speaker 3: advance now you tell me what he did wrong?
Speaker 6: Did you want to go to dinner with her?
Speaker 1: I scheduled two dinners.
Speaker 3: He kept pushing the resident, He pushed the reservation.
Speaker 1: I was finding new restaurants like I was home. I
Speaker 1: was home at six dinner?
Speaker 5: Was it eight?
Speaker 2: Eight?
Speaker 1: Came? I allowed with my girlfriends? Probably getting plowed.
Speaker 2: Okay, word, I'll find.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 3: How do we know she wasn't getting plowed while he
Speaker 3: was on the court, just thinking about her with every
Speaker 3: jump shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this man stood on the median in the rain,
Speaker 2: the mas well. The chicken was getting cold two blocks down.
Speaker 6: First of all, she wasn't getting plowed. If she was
Speaker 6: getting plowed at his house, he would have sent her
Speaker 6: in an uber home. He wouldn't have not at my house.
Speaker 6: The man she saw lives in New York. Okay, he
Speaker 6: would have sent her an uber home. You know that
Speaker 6: they were walking in the rain. If they were fucking
Speaker 6: in a house.
Speaker 2: And it's walking here, live very close to walk I
Speaker 2: think him meet her.
Speaker 1: I don't believe, because why would he be wearing my backpack?
Speaker 1: They were out walking and doing ship for a long time.
Speaker 1: This man was wearing my backpack. No, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: if they're walking, if they're walking two blocks, she's not
Speaker 1: giving him a backpack to hole. Now they were going
Speaker 1: on a walk, walk if someone else is like holding
Speaker 1: your they went to the I'm saying.
Speaker 6: I don't think that she got plowed definitely to the moment.
Speaker 2: And then she walked bathroom.
Speaker 1: They were gone. They were together for at least at
Speaker 1: least six seven hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she said that none of the girls ended
Speaker 3: up being able to meet up. He left the crib
Speaker 3: seven hours.
Speaker 1: Before I went to the gym at eleven. She was
Speaker 1: already gone.
Speaker 6: Long story short, I'm not standing enough for her. She
Speaker 6: was wrong, she was she was outweigh what I will say.
Speaker 6: She wasn't wrong. She did something.
Speaker 2: She was wrong.
Speaker 1: She was wrong, she was I'm her, I'm her means
Speaker 1: of like shelter during this trip.
Speaker 3: You're just gonna wear Demeris just where you have to
Speaker 3: just put Demeris in the situation because I know her well, dudemus.
Speaker 3: It's not stopping one second at your crib, right say
Speaker 3: you and I I'm staying at your spot. And I
Speaker 3: know how you think, so you think you're really housing me.
Speaker 3: I know how you think I leave. We spend four
Speaker 3: days together. We fuck, We do all that. I come
Speaker 3: back to your crib outside of it carrying a girl
Speaker 3: is carrying your ship, and I'm making out with her
Speaker 3: in front of your door.
Speaker 2: You cool her.
Speaker 1: Keys with your keys in my hand. She has my
Speaker 1: keys like this tonguing down this fucking guy while he's
Speaker 1: wearing my back.
Speaker 2: You're cool with that, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I could have.
Speaker 3: That whole ship up one at a time.
Speaker 6: Listening, y'all are not listening. I did not say that
Speaker 6: you didn't have a reason to feel a way. You
Speaker 6: have every reason to feel a way. She's not wrong
Speaker 6: for making out with another guy. She's not wrong. She's single.
Speaker 6: You shouldn't have have been housing.
Speaker 5: Walk her.
Speaker 3: She's not wrong. We gotta stop with that. We have
Speaker 3: to stop with that just because you single. Especially she's
Speaker 3: not moving. She's not wrong, but she's But he's not mad.
Speaker 3: He's not mad at her because they were in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Now like that whole I.
Speaker 3: Was single ship. People just throw in when it doesn't
Speaker 3: even matter to the situation.
Speaker 1: Said.
Speaker 3: Nobody's saying you can't make out with another dude. But
Speaker 3: look how you move, and look how you're doing it.
Speaker 3: Look you coming to my house, committed to a trip.
Speaker 1: To stay with me. Regardless of how we felt about
Speaker 1: each other during this whole thing, we committed to each
Speaker 1: other for these four fucking nights.
Speaker 2: This man to the commitment on New Year's Eve. No
Speaker 2: other man with any idea what difficult it was for
Speaker 2: me to do.
Speaker 1: This man when he.
Speaker 2: Says that nobody would walk, I don't know anybody that
Speaker 2: melind girl on social media and stays with her for
Speaker 2: the New Year.
Speaker 3: I don't know one man that has way left baggage
Speaker 3: claim at Amtrak.
Speaker 2: At Amtrak, this man waited an hour and a half
Speaker 2: for something he didn't even know existed at Amtrak. He
Speaker 2: is a fucking hero.
Speaker 6: He housed the bitch for four days that checked the
Speaker 6: bag on Amtrak, and for somehow she kicked her out somehow,
Speaker 6: Like y'all are mad, What do you expect she would.
Speaker 5: Single?
Speaker 1: You're fucking committing to this trip, You committed to this,
Speaker 1: You are doing this with me together with me. That's
Speaker 1: like me if I bring her over she walks in
Speaker 1: because she had my spare key, and she comes in
Speaker 1: and I'm fucking a girl in my room and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: but I live in New York. I'm single.
Speaker 5: This is my hill, Like, that's fucking inside that I.
Speaker 3: Could be nipicking here. If she would have left his
Speaker 3: crib that morning with all her stuff went to a hotel.
Speaker 5: She got.
Speaker 3: Anyone on earth who cares are coming back to my
Speaker 3: with my ship and my keys.
Speaker 2: Don't bring them back to that. Don't bring to my mother.
Speaker 2: You could have tongue that nigga down on bro, That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. But listen, don't bring down on the
Speaker 2: back blocks.
Speaker 6: I I agree with you. That's why I said she
Speaker 6: moved nasty. The only thing I said was was she
Speaker 6: wrong for what she was?
Speaker 2: She could have done it, mora, she was wrong.
Speaker 6: Literally everybody has been with like, oh you staying with
Speaker 6: this person? All right, I'm in this city. I need
Speaker 6: something to do. I'm supposed to link it with my friends.
Speaker 6: My friends cancel on me. Let me call this other thing.
Speaker 2: That was all I got.
Speaker 3: It was always it was never there was never was
Speaker 3: there never friends.
Speaker 5: She never saw them. It was just me I was.
Speaker 3: She started the trip with hey for the next four days,
Speaker 3: none of my friends can see me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was I'm gonna say with my friends,
Speaker 1: Oh I can't stay with them.
Speaker 3: It was that dude that she probably could't stay with.
Speaker 2: Can I stay with you for late getting back to
Speaker 2: New York? He was really somewhere else with another for
Speaker 2: the new year. Yes, he got back into New York,
Speaker 2: hooked up with her on her last day.
Speaker 3: Here, and she got a text that morning, Yo, you're
Speaker 3: still an n y question mark. Hey, just got it.
Speaker 1: I know that for a fact, big facts.
Speaker 2: And then you know what she did was taking longer shout.
Speaker 2: She said, I gotta I got a William sent off
Speaker 2: of her.
Speaker 3: I gotta work and spent a girl of the day
Speaker 3: with my girl, watched that Italian salmon off her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she had to flush that Sam and Russell's I
Speaker 6: was advocate.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 6: She moved nasty, that was she moved.
Speaker 2: She she's adult.
Speaker 6: She should have just stayed the thing. If you're gonna
Speaker 6: move like that, like, if you a bitch that need housing,
Speaker 6: you need to move better.
Speaker 2: Bro, I got a hotel dude, that too.
Speaker 3: If she had a hotel dude that you are single
Speaker 3: and you can do whatever you want. I hope you
Speaker 3: do it safely, but you could do what you want.
Speaker 1: If she said to me, hey, and I totally would
Speaker 1: have been fine with this. Again circumstances, just be honest.
Speaker 1: You don't even tell me how you're staying with If
Speaker 1: she said to me, hey, I'm just gonna spend the
Speaker 1: first three nights with you. I'm gonna be here for
Speaker 1: a fourth night, but I'm gonna stay with my girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Because if and if again, if the girlfriends were the
Speaker 1: guy and the his I was the girl, totally cool,
Speaker 1: pet it up, do your thing, like, hey, we had
Speaker 1: our time together. You want to spend it with your
Speaker 1: girlfriends the last night. Go do that. Not a problem.
Speaker 1: Don't bring that ship to my fucking apartment and let
Speaker 1: me see it happen.
Speaker 3: She could have said, I want to go, but what
Speaker 3: I want to do?
Speaker 6: You will say, again, playing double's advocate, I really sincerely
Speaker 6: think that, like like you said, she was drunk and
Speaker 6: she was sucked up. I don't think that she was
Speaker 6: thinking when she did that, we're.
Speaker 2: Not doing that. We're not doing that doing that, we're
Speaker 2: not doing it.
Speaker 3: I was drunk and not thinking about it.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember. But you know how to get
Speaker 2: back to my crib? Yeah, you get back to my house.
Speaker 3: You said, you walk up and we won't say the
Speaker 3: name when you walk up right. Yeah, I'm sure that
Speaker 3: door with that key sometimes you got to chiggle it
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Double door, bro, it's not the easiest door to get into.
Speaker 1: Exact what she was doing.
Speaker 3: She remembered exactly how to get that door.
Speaker 6: She did your living room look out into the onto
Speaker 6: the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got corner of views.
Speaker 6: Nice damn she was.
Speaker 3: She was.
Speaker 2: He's a dog.
Speaker 3: I mean, I respect how bold she is. I like it.
Speaker 2: I like her in something like it takes a lot
Speaker 2: of ball. I mean, I hope not she's listening.
Speaker 1: I think that's the best.
Speaker 2: I think that we should keep her around, though, I
Speaker 2: think I like I also think that, like, let's.
Speaker 6: Be real, like Julian, like you deserve stuff like you're that. No,
Speaker 6: not like that, but like Julian's done ship like that.
Speaker 6: You never did no ship to a girl before some
Speaker 6: wow ship.
Speaker 2: I was admitted.
Speaker 1: If we're committed, and if we're in a thing, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to go out of my way to go
Speaker 1: committed to see someone like.
Speaker 3: Again, Like comm committed. Committed is a bit aggressive word,
Speaker 3: but let's say we have an understanding.
Speaker 2: That they both committed to the four days with each other.
Speaker 2: That was a plan from Jump, and it was like,
Speaker 2: all right, cool. He made plans on the last night
Speaker 2: to try to be a nice guy, show a nice.
Speaker 1: Gesture regardless of how I felt, because I made it
Speaker 1: pretty clear I was pretty over the whole situation. That's
Speaker 1: the marriage is saying that she picked my pride, was
Speaker 1: admitted to it. I'll power through it and we'll go
Speaker 1: on this that we'll do the last night thing together,
Speaker 1: committed to it.
Speaker 6: I feel like you fucked her and she could tell
Speaker 6: that after you sucked her, you ain't like her like that.
Speaker 6: So she went so she went to go get her
Speaker 6: ego boosted up. I'm not saying it's right, she's dead ass.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying that right. Women do that.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, women.
Speaker 1: Humans to get her and human humans.
Speaker 2: Humans do that.
Speaker 5: Can't we can't put basil basically.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 6: Somebody took the whole room.
Speaker 5: Do that.
Speaker 2: I want to. I want to say I'm sorry that
Speaker 2: you had to go through that.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not just listening. You're my guy, I got.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to start your year, ye victim.
Speaker 3: Hold on to to Demerius's point because I agree men
Speaker 3: do this ego thing as well. Yeah, once she left,
Speaker 3: What time was it?
Speaker 6: You know he called somebody?
Speaker 1: You know he did when she left? It was it
Speaker 1: was a It was a pretty quick play. I didn't
Speaker 1: give her much time to say anything, so she left
Speaker 1: within within a half hour.
Speaker 3: Say what time was it at night?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Probably around the eleven thirty.
Speaker 3: That's enough time to some so you call something else.
Speaker 1: I just really wanted a night alone in my hurt,
Speaker 1: I called.
Speaker 2: I called her. When you want to be alone after
Speaker 2: some shit like that, you have Bobby Blue Bland played
Speaker 2: in the bag.
Speaker 3: He texted her mom and said, I just want to unwind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I played alone, He texted.
Speaker 2: I say, you know, I think twenty twenty three is
Speaker 2: old about me finding myself.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty mey gave what twenty twenty me?
Speaker 3: I just think finally this year, I'm gonna put myself.
Speaker 2: Oh see, that's what you did. Now that we got
Speaker 2: that out the way, now we got to be real friends.
Speaker 1: What do I get?
Speaker 2: That's what you get for meet and women on social media.
Speaker 2: It's a little nasty, horny ass that and having them
Speaker 2: come stay with you. Yeah, ful man, that's where you
Speaker 2: went wrong.
Speaker 3: It was too many days and you are far from broke.
Speaker 3: You could have got her a hotel.
Speaker 1: You could have Why would I get her a hotel?
Speaker 1: What are you talking for?
Speaker 3: Safety reasons? You got to get to know her for at.
Speaker 6: Least like your fucking privacy. That's why you could have.
Speaker 1: Got If we if we end up doing another distance thing,
Speaker 1: it's two nights, I have a friend that does fly
Speaker 1: out pretty regularly.
Speaker 5: Let's do it again.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm willing to try someone else. Two nights.
Speaker 3: Man, it's a hopeless romantic nights.
Speaker 1: Max.
Speaker 2: Listen, man, I'm just I'm just happy that you're safe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're happy that the young lady say she had an
Speaker 2: amazing time for New Years. She came in with a bank,
Speaker 2: two of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she had two banks. I just want to know.
Speaker 2: Twenty three is crazy?
Speaker 3: Why I understand your silence on the entire thing afterwards.
Speaker 3: You gotta stand yours a man heart.
Speaker 1: I know that whole thing her you got sucked up.
Speaker 2: Not that you were hurt, Yeah, burned a little bit.
Speaker 2: Did I swear her ego wasn't Julian? These cameras and
Speaker 2: his mic, you're talking to me, There's no way I
Speaker 2: didn't care I'm listening.
Speaker 3: I know, I know what you know about caring. I
Speaker 3: didn't hear ego being her different things different.
Speaker 6: You could not give a about a bit, but I
Speaker 6: could be like, it.
Speaker 3: Could be a very nice feel. Who does she think
Speaker 3: she's talking to that she can do this type of
Speaker 3: ship the ego, I don't care about her, but who
Speaker 3: she think she's talking to?
Speaker 2: Exactly the ego for her to bring another man to
Speaker 2: your doorstep. That's your book bag on his lips, bloated
Speaker 2: chat sticking it with your keys, chap sticking it because
Speaker 2: if she shooter, she wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Have did that all her ship that she was working
Speaker 1: for the day. So she had her laptop all her
Speaker 1: fucking her. They made the only fan to the gods
Speaker 1: for him. Now they made the only fans gods.
Speaker 2: They made only fans.
Speaker 3: Luckily that was a Lulu Lemon bag. That was Jan Sport.
Speaker 3: I would have sold it. No, you can keep the bag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now I emptied the bag out in my living
Speaker 1: room and just put all your ship.
Speaker 5: I was like this, did you find a strand of
Speaker 5: his hair on it?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: How did you empty your ship though? Did you just
Speaker 3: turn the bag over or did you.
Speaker 1: Take stuff about it. I was I was nice. I
Speaker 1: put it, I put all my couch.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, what dump push it on that? What
Speaker 3: if she couldn't go to that dude's crib.
Speaker 1: I don't care, no, I know that he does.
Speaker 3: I just want to know, like what she was thinking,
Speaker 3: because maybe they didn't go back to his crib because
Speaker 3: she couldn't because he probably there was another girl there,
Speaker 3: so he they were both doing their ship and walked away.
Speaker 1: Not a big white guy, of course, big white guy.
Speaker 1: Big white guy looked like like a hockey guy. I
Speaker 1: think he was like a DJ long hair, long haired,
Speaker 1: up with flex that night.
Speaker 6: But that's why you ain't go snatch that little little Can.
Speaker 2: We face tommer?
Speaker 1: I number you can. I don't want to talk. I
Speaker 1: don't want to.
Speaker 2: I want to, he should say, for that's gonna pay.
Speaker 2: I'm face time with Let's do that we face I'm
Speaker 2: face timing her.
Speaker 3: And if she don't answer on that number, we got
Speaker 3: my phone here to pick.
Speaker 2: Somebody's face time, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: You want to do it, you horn motherfucker.
Speaker 3: He needs papers. Yeah, and you know he's gonna start
Speaker 3: with like all right, so where is he dj at
Speaker 3: like can I get a gig?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: So the guy you were kissing like a spot on
Speaker 2: the seven you does he need an intern?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're gonna get That was great.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that was your New Year's man. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm still single, still single.
Speaker 1: Julian killing it if you.
Speaker 2: If if Julian decides to have you come stay with him,
Speaker 2: just remember drop the guy down on Broadway, don't bring
Speaker 2: him to the door, because things will go We'll just
Speaker 2: lie better, Just lie better.
Speaker 1: You can lie.
Speaker 3: That's another thing too, that hurts my ego, even if
Speaker 3: I don't care, like you wouldn't lie better for me?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: You think I'm that dumb? That was a little slop circumstance.
Speaker 2: That was a little she should have been.
Speaker 1: It's raining the odds of me ordering food and timing
Speaker 1: it to.
Speaker 2: Go out, That's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: She was Circumstances had to align perfectly for me to
Speaker 1: catch them the minute I left my apartment.
Speaker 3: Had that was that was fair.
Speaker 1: Had I left my apartment thirty seconds later, we would
Speaker 1: have met at the door. Like I would have been
Speaker 1: opening the door to leave as she was making out
Speaker 1: with him, and I would have had to like walk
Speaker 1: around that like it was. Everything was so close to
Speaker 1: it just blowing up.
Speaker 2: She said, let me help you move forward. This is
Speaker 2: what you gotta do. When you have a girl come
Speaker 2: stay with you for the first time, you have to
Speaker 2: let her see you cleaning your gun.
Speaker 3: This is weird, though, because you're way more mature than me.
Speaker 3: Because if I saw what I thought was her and
Speaker 3: her homegirl, especially holding ads, you've approached, Yeah, because I'm silly,
Speaker 3: I would have like pretend to rob them. I would
Speaker 3: have done like a joke.
Speaker 1: So here's my question.
Speaker 3: Because you and like voice cracking.
Speaker 2: Man, you had to act like you can't you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, and be like, you know that's what
Speaker 2: love me. The kids are upstairs sleeping. You gotta put
Speaker 2: extras on it. You know what I'm saying. At that point,
Speaker 2: you got to just perform.
Speaker 1: Like I want to know because I wanted to ask you, guys,
Speaker 1: because when it was I had that brief minute of
Speaker 1: this might be a girlfriend, saw that they were making out,
Speaker 1: and then I had the split decision because they were
Speaker 1: outside for at least two minutes making out. I could
Speaker 1: have approached him and blown the whole thing up outside
Speaker 1: and then and then have gotten my food and gone
Speaker 1: about it. What would you guys have done what I
Speaker 1: had done and waited to go approach her afterwards?
Speaker 3: Or would you just put on Once I realized it
Speaker 3: was a guy and not her girlfriend, would still would
Speaker 3: have approached it.
Speaker 1: I said, I would have approached it if I had
Speaker 1: a friend there, because I would want like a witness
Speaker 1: or a homie to be with me on the approach.
Speaker 1: I didn't give a fuck about the guy. I wanted
Speaker 1: to kind of leave him out of it. I believe
Speaker 1: you care, He's just been a guy.
Speaker 2: That's why I said, you got it. You had to
Speaker 2: fuck with him and make him kind of like nervous.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Right, if it was a girl that I like, cared
Speaker 3: about and was dating, no, I may not approach because
Speaker 3: I would be nervous. What I would do if it
Speaker 3: was that situation, I would approach because I don't care,
Speaker 3: and I would make the situation, which is funny or
Speaker 3: rory is just like, well, I'm had a good what
Speaker 3: this podcast is joking jokes? But I'm I'm crazy, You
Speaker 3: know that, right? But yeah, but I'm not saying I
Speaker 3: would have been I would have been the winner. I'm crazy.
Speaker 5: Never nothing to the guy.
Speaker 1: And I never can anything to the guy. I don't
Speaker 1: care about it.
Speaker 2: You cannot do.
Speaker 6: Like Rory has common sense.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: If it's someone I care about, trying to rub but
Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. But but, but, but of course
Speaker 3: you never met at the guy. Again, the guy didn't
Speaker 3: do anything.
Speaker 2: You don't know nothing about nothing. This guy, he doesn't
Speaker 2: know Ship, he don't know who's upstairs.
Speaker 1: You don't trying to get Like I.
Speaker 2: Said, it was a girl friend upstairs for all he know. Okay,
Speaker 2: but what he was playing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Both of these dudes like a ball in New York.
Speaker 3: But if it's this door, two of them, no four balls,
Speaker 3: well fire, the ball dropped. But if it's this door
Speaker 3: at my crib, it's my property. I was I was terrified,
Speaker 3: so I killed him.
Speaker 1: He was white. I would have gotten locked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, speaking of white. Dana White slapped Ship
Speaker 2: out of his wife. That's not a terrible second. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm just I'll pray for you.
Speaker 3: Well, I think if you would have hit him, it
Speaker 3: would have been like you standing up for the Taliband
Speaker 3: with Prince Harry killing twenty five. You had to get
Speaker 3: one back. He sounds a little bit like Prince Harry
Speaker 3: with you know, the hair and big white.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, I just want to say
Speaker 2: that I think that you handled the situation.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: I do too.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that that's how you had to start your
Speaker 2: new year with, like drama and lies and you know,
Speaker 2: infidelities and deception and deceptor cons and all that other
Speaker 2: ship you get sept the com But I do implore
Speaker 2: you to.
Speaker 1: Go get tested. Yeah, I got tested this week. Clean.
Speaker 1: They gotta wait clean.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, oh ship the most trying part of it. Well,
Speaker 2: hopefully you're okay, You're clean. But we are gonna we
Speaker 2: are gonna FaceTime her because I have to. I would
Speaker 2: love to give her a peace of my mind. Wish
Speaker 2: my friend, yeah, and tweet.
Speaker 1: Like pretend like I'm mad, color and player, not pretending,
Speaker 1: you know, not man.
Speaker 3: Like you like you were really hurt.
Speaker 1: Come back.
Speaker 5: She'll probably stay with the team, stay with the team.
Speaker 5: She's staying with all, stay with all. I stay with me.
Speaker 2: Well, she ain't staying with me after what she did
Speaker 2: to this nigga. No you hotel sexy.
Speaker 3: She she's bringing all the strangers to my address.
Speaker 2: Sex workers?
Speaker 5: What you are like?
Speaker 2: You stay at the hotel.
Speaker 6: All right, y'all are dragging it.
Speaker 2: I'm just so we gotta have fun with it. She
Speaker 2: wanted to do this to his door. That's crazy. His
Speaker 2: bag not saying. I mean, he didn't say he caught her,
Speaker 2: like when he walked six blocks down and showed him
Speaker 2: at a diner, Like he shut the front of his
Speaker 2: door with his bag on, with his lou bag on.
Speaker 2: That's sick.
Speaker 1: I think she's twenty seven. She's an adult.
Speaker 3: That's an adult.
Speaker 6: That's twenty two year old work. Like, that's twenty one,
Speaker 6: twenty two.
Speaker 1: Year old work.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie she's oh she she's all right.
Speaker 3: Well, how she's not close to sex worker? No, not
Speaker 3: even a little bit. She did it for lodging.
Speaker 5: No, because it was an agreed upon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a contract. She saw he said that
Speaker 2: you could stay with me for four days. So now
Speaker 2: she knew she has she breached the contract. She has
Speaker 2: room and board.
Speaker 3: Right there was there was goods served, Like to me,
Speaker 3: that's close to sex worker.
Speaker 5: Close.
Speaker 1: She might.
Speaker 5: On taxi he's the servicing goods.
Speaker 1: Maybe she could write off the train ticket yeah, the
Speaker 1: train ticket and.
Speaker 6: That young lady.
Speaker 3: But I mean, hopeuy, it's kind of funny to put
Speaker 3: it on her.
Speaker 1: Though hopefully you had a good time because I didn't
Speaker 1: do anything.
Speaker 2: So if it was the sex good, yeah, okay, it's okay.
Speaker 5: It was worse.
Speaker 6: I feel like, has she not did? I feel like
Speaker 6: your energy would be different? Has she not did what
Speaker 6: she did?
Speaker 1: She did what she did. We probably wouldn't spend twenty
Speaker 1: minutes on this story more than an.
Speaker 2: Hour, but of course it would have been different. Of
Speaker 2: course it would have been different. But that was the
Speaker 2: whole thing of it, Like it turned all the way
Speaker 2: she voted to do.
Speaker 1: We can't talk about the hypothetical world. She never did that,
Speaker 1: but she did do it.
Speaker 2: But that everything other than that, it was great. You
Speaker 2: felt like she was cool. Would it have been another
Speaker 2: another fly out if.
Speaker 1: That didn't happen.
Speaker 2: No, if that didn't happen, No, really no I believe that.
Speaker 6: So you didn't like her?
Speaker 1: It was for It's just a lot, isn't like any
Speaker 1: of them? Like if I go no, no, you.
Speaker 2: Didn't have to come back out of four a's. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying, would you have linked one again?
Speaker 3: Like what if what if she would have just texted
Speaker 3: you like, Y'all'm in New York tonight at midnight? Was good?
Speaker 1: Depends on you.
Speaker 2: Guys had your first kiss? Oh so you didn't really
Speaker 2: you didn't like it? He wasn't feeling like that, you know,
Speaker 2: like anybody?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 2: No, he likes Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: He likes some people. He likes something.
Speaker 5: Look look at him he does. Look how quiet he got?
Speaker 2: Everybody does.
Speaker 3: I would like to have the dude on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I would love to find out how he is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would. I'm not hey if you're a six
Speaker 2: what six two? He's a pretty big guy, like six two,
Speaker 2: long blonde hair.
Speaker 6: Why do you say he might be DJ?
Speaker 1: Where did you? Because I think I found his instagram,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: I don't believe the words you're saying. As bad as
Speaker 3: that everything I was defending you, I'm longer.
Speaker 1: It was by way of a friend. When I called
Speaker 1: to him. It was a whole I'm telling you, it's
Speaker 1: like a whole thing. It's it's not bleep out his
Speaker 1: I g just say it to me. I don't know it. No,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know you.
Speaker 3: I don't know it did you find it in her?
Speaker 1: Like followers like I can't remember.
Speaker 2: What, but that's a natural thing that has to hurt
Speaker 2: if a girl staying with you and then you see
Speaker 2: a tongue in another dude down, that just has to
Speaker 2: hurt her. But it was just like because it's like
Speaker 2: you're using me just to stay in my house and
Speaker 2: like you out here sucking, dick. You know, it wasn't
Speaker 2: even you are here sucking.
Speaker 1: It really wasn't that. It was the fact that like
Speaker 1: she's on my couch like all barefoot and like cozied
Speaker 1: up and the ship and then expecting me to take
Speaker 1: her out to dinner, Like that's what that's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like no, I'm with you, No, that's that's what bothers.
Speaker 2: His energy was like he felt like we were like
Speaker 2: like going, you're like everything, like Julian I have the
Speaker 2: same jersey on bro, I'm on your team here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what bothered me, Like I just think you
Speaker 3: searching for the ig was like when j R. Smith
Speaker 3: called the time out. Were on the same team and know.
Speaker 5: What you're doing.
Speaker 2: That kind of hurt us that might have do it
Speaker 2: like don't look for the dude's I g don't do that.
Speaker 2: Keep it playing. Uh, get well soon was great. I
Speaker 2: think that was a great way to just play, you know,
Speaker 2: get well soon.
Speaker 3: Did you think about coming down as a man?
Speaker 2: No, I think you missed a golden opportunity to show
Speaker 2: out in front of your building up I would.
Speaker 1: Have been there was nobody there, like I would have
Speaker 1: just done it for me.
Speaker 2: And that's what this is about for you.
Speaker 1: Not really, it's not.
Speaker 2: I would have the kids are upstairs sleep, and this
Speaker 2: is what you're out here doing. I can't believe you
Speaker 2: got to go into it. You gotta lean because you're not.
Speaker 2: You don't care about the situation.
Speaker 1: I should have been like all my pocket exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your bike bikes? You out here with bikes?
Speaker 3: Damn man.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, hopefully she's happy, Hopefully you're happy.
Speaker 3: She doesn't give a either. She doesn't care.
Speaker 1: She does.
Speaker 2: I don't think she typed that.
Speaker 6: That message was long as fuck. She gives a fuck.
Speaker 1: She cared about covering herself because she knew I was
Speaker 1: gonna come on here and talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she.
Speaker 2: Feel What did you take on all of this? Do
Speaker 2: you think that she was wrong? Naturally?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 6: I think she was nasty about it.
Speaker 2: She was nasty about it.
Speaker 3: She's just trying to get more people to agree with him.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't anyone just saying.
Speaker 2: The Marius would have started crying if you walked up
Speaker 2: on her and another nigga kissing, like no I have I.
Speaker 6: Have I laugh and really inappropriate, I would laugh.
Speaker 2: I would have would have cried.
Speaker 1: Understand.
Speaker 6: Imagine you me, you don't listen to no, because when
Speaker 6: you you don't see men.
Speaker 3: Say that, it's over. When you're saying you don't see it.
Speaker 6: Another nigga, When you're caught like that, like red handed,
Speaker 6: and you know it's over all, you gotta do it
Speaker 6: like you gotta laugh, Bro, you're caught like there's nothing
Speaker 6: you can do all that.
Speaker 1: I didn't give her a chance to respond because that
Speaker 1: just no matter what she said, because.
Speaker 2: The moment you said that, my daughter was like, oh ship,
Speaker 2: I was fucking with a chicken. I called the same
Speaker 2: I told you about and that was her thing. You
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: She didn't she pull up to your crew too?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: He my no, didn't you catch a girl in the
Speaker 3: car going to your crib?
Speaker 1: Crib?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Never got never put my crib like that. You crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you take a picture of video?
Speaker 3: You video everything?
Speaker 1: I mean everything, manager you guys, I would.
Speaker 2: Know you should have videoed it for storage. So we
Speaker 2: tell this story and then we post we've learned the face.
Speaker 3: You put all our ship out there.
Speaker 2: The golden opportunity to bring the story full fledged circle
Speaker 2: just closed this whole thing out, and we would have
Speaker 2: had great footage for our loving Yeah.
Speaker 5: He could, he could, He was. He was holding his
Speaker 5: tears back his hand.
Speaker 3: He couldn't look at this man hyper ventilating on the video,
Speaker 3: kissing everything.
Speaker 2: Think of this figure, got gone your fruit teas in
Speaker 2: his head?
Speaker 5: Ship man, fruit teas.
Speaker 2: Damn dog. That's a hell of a way to start
Speaker 2: your year. It's gonna be a great year for you,
Speaker 2: I feel.
Speaker 3: I think it's only up from here.
Speaker 1: I can't get worse. But relationship wise, you're good, Okay,
Speaker 1: gotta be uphill from her, got to be.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think that was the craziest thing
Speaker 3: that happened during our break.
Speaker 2: What was the craziest thing?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: You said you opened your phone one time and saw
Speaker 3: something and then closed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I did the same exact thing, and the first thing
Speaker 3: I saw was edding in funk Flex sitting with their
Speaker 3: legs open, congratulating one another.
Speaker 5: We were we weren't even congratulating that two.
Speaker 2: Minutes it with their legs over congratulating each other.
Speaker 5: That's what y'alls congrat.
Speaker 3: So Flex posts a picture. Well, I'm sorry ed reposted it.
Speaker 3: That's why I clicked it. Okay, I have nothing against Flex,
Speaker 3: I just don't follow them. So I see this photo
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, Flex posted this. I thought maybe
Speaker 3: maybe the intern that Flex was talking about posted this photo.
Speaker 3: I come to find out off the caption, Edden is
Speaker 3: the intern, and funk Flex says, and I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: in a much calmer and regular voice than what this
Speaker 3: caption probably you should say.
Speaker 1: It like Flex.
Speaker 3: Well you know Flex was yelling, well, all right, hold on,
Speaker 3: let me.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for new intern shooter editors with amazing turnaround
Speaker 2: time travels alone, be by, don't come with the funny
Speaker 2: shit by my side with celebrities, and will received recognition
Speaker 2: publicly for their work. This is great for your resume.
Speaker 2: Get your resume game.
Speaker 3: We're so digital.
Speaker 2: DM me funk Flex right now. If you can shoot,
Speaker 2: edit and DJ.
Speaker 1: For free.
Speaker 5: Fuck you for that. That's great.
Speaker 2: Oh please paragraph so wait, no, this is what I
Speaker 2: love about this post. So funkle shout out to the
Speaker 2: legend funk Flex. He posted a picture with himself and editing,
Speaker 2: and the caption reads, my first intern. We have about
Speaker 2: fifteen more re narrative two. So you're fifteen people behind you, buddies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: as soon as you slip up your asses out of
Speaker 2: the sure, funk Flex not a Hot nine to seven intern.
Speaker 2: This is a funk Flex intern. You're working for Flex,
Speaker 2: not Hot ninety seven.
Speaker 3: Exactly, You're not working thank you.
Speaker 2: Ed already made a lot of money daily, making a
Speaker 2: lot of money daily. You're making a lot of money, well.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: But he feels he's ready to try some new things
Speaker 2: for free, for free, for free, he's a shooter editor
Speaker 2: and DJ for free? Are you a shooter?
Speaker 1: He put? Oh, okay, sorry I thought he said he's
Speaker 1: a shooter editor. DJ put a question why just think.
Speaker 3: He's a little fucked up that he described what Ed does.
Speaker 3: He's a shooter editor and DJ, and then below says,
Speaker 3: are you a shooter editor and DJ? Question mark DM
Speaker 3: me to just replace him first.
Speaker 1: Of many.
Speaker 2: Ed, Hi, Well, congrats on your intern with Funk flex
Speaker 2: kegendary DJ radio personality the wrong city.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, how did this come about.
Speaker 2: Into the contest?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: So what people people tagged me on this that I
Speaker 5: didn't know. Okay, next thing, I know, I'm up editing
Speaker 5: your show and that you get paid for that. I
Speaker 5: get paid for it very well, on a daily very well. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I love this job and he loves you. Yeah, well
Speaker 5: Rory doesn't love me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so eternal thing.
Speaker 5: That's fine. Oh anyways, so, uh, I get a d
Speaker 5: M at three a m. From Flex himself asking me
Speaker 5: what I do. Yeah, and then he asked for my
Speaker 5: number when I gave him the number and he called
Speaker 5: me at three am. And next thing, I know, I'm
Speaker 5: at I'm at lobby. I'm I'm in lobby on Saturday.
Speaker 3: You were in his lobby.
Speaker 5: No, I'm in the lobby into Jersey.
Speaker 1: Did he lend you his backpack?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, definitely not.
Speaker 3: Does your girl know about this?
Speaker 2: Yes, definitely. Well you'll be carrying his backpack soon, which
Speaker 2: is fine.
Speaker 5: That's great, which is fine. I don't care. I'm I'm
Speaker 5: so for this whole experience. I mean, I'm cool with
Speaker 5: the fact that of learning how.
Speaker 2: To Well, no, this is this is you know old
Speaker 2: jokes aside, this is flex this is like.
Speaker 5: So I'm excited for that part. Uh and then in exchange,
Speaker 5: I'm doing video shit for it.
Speaker 1: Dope.
Speaker 5: I don't care about the free aspect. You people about that.
Speaker 5: People were fucking pissed about the intern free work ship.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm still old school because I interning was very
Speaker 3: valuable of me. I'm not one of the uh.
Speaker 2: Great intern a great intern.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of young kids think that they
Speaker 3: should get a hundred k the moment they turned twenty
Speaker 3: one yet to be a CEO at a company. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I think that is great that you are interning. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just want to know do you have the bandwidth
Speaker 3: to uh be with mister digital himself, mister sexual chocolate
Speaker 3: as he refers to himself as yes, uh, to do
Speaker 3: that as well as all the stuff that we have
Speaker 3: going on and that you have going on as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I told him my biggest compromise was that
Speaker 5: if you want this free work, and you could say
Speaker 5: himself too, is that is that because it's free work,
Speaker 5: I need to work with a proper schedule. I have
Speaker 5: a schedule. I work with y'all Mondays and Thursdays and
Speaker 5: even extra days, especially with editing for doing shit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so I could do that, but I'm not fucking my
Speaker 5: bills up at the same time. But I will give
Speaker 5: you valuable work pause for Julian's sake, to you know,
Speaker 5: show you that I valuable. I'm the first one that
Speaker 5: I'm a great example.
Speaker 3: Do you think maybe he got a great example? Confused
Speaker 3: with DJ one ito that's I.
Speaker 5: Heard this earlier. Maybe I feel like he did maybe call.
Speaker 2: Me, So are you are you going to be the internal?
Speaker 2: He said, because it says we have about.
Speaker 5: What I was already at the station learning how to
Speaker 5: like set the backups and all that stuff up, programming, etcetera.
Speaker 2: So oh so you're in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't tell about the you're in.
Speaker 5: No, I don't show the idea of battling fifteen other
Speaker 5: people's kind of hilarious when it.
Speaker 2: Flects me, like, yo, DJ, right now? Sure who asked
Speaker 2: to the first record you playing? He asked me to
Speaker 2: do this?
Speaker 5: I was, actually, I mean I was. He knows what
Speaker 5: I want. I appreciate this. This is a good close sign.
Speaker 5: I know what it is you say. He knows what
Speaker 5: what I want?
Speaker 2: Yo'r all right, he knows what I want.
Speaker 6: I think you were picked as the first intern for
Speaker 6: a reason, like hell yeah, don't disrespect yourself. You have
Speaker 6: a little bit of a clout in your space too,
Speaker 6: So there's a specific reason why he picked you in
Speaker 6: specifically why he wanted to get a pictures.
Speaker 3: That's why I called at three am, like, yeah, he
Speaker 3: was lonely, and I'm sure the come off as hating,
Speaker 3: and I promise you it's not. Anytime you have to
Speaker 3: say that before, it's probably it's it's really not hate.
Speaker 6: I do know.
Speaker 3: Despite all that other ship with Flex, Flex is a
Speaker 3: fucking legend and a staple of my life. Who do
Speaker 3: you think benefits more between this relationship funk Flex are edding?
Speaker 5: Okay, good question.
Speaker 2: Who do I think benefits from this?
Speaker 3: From this more? I think it's an easy fucking answer.
Speaker 3: You think Flex benefits from this one hundred percent? Are
Speaker 3: you crazy?
Speaker 2: Explain?
Speaker 3: Based off even down to what he put here. He's
Speaker 3: a shooter editor. Dj Edden is in so many different
Speaker 3: I guess you could call him different cultures, but he's
Speaker 3: in podcasting. He's an actual fucking video It's actually an editing.
Speaker 3: He's actually DJ and fucking indictment on New Year's Eve,
Speaker 3: Like he's not just some kid that was like down,
Speaker 3: I got some CDJs, Like he's in this ship. He understands.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Flex is so digital. He made an app one time.
Speaker 3: Eden totally understands, even social media how to cut things
Speaker 3: up to that, like this is a benefit to Flex.
Speaker 1: It's on film. Why are you recording it?
Speaker 3: You're recording I take it off that. Never mind, you're.
Speaker 2: Weird and Flex, I'll have you know that this gentleman
Speaker 2: is here illegally.
Speaker 5: Julian called that for a long time, but he knew
Speaker 5: you were gonna say something like that.
Speaker 2: Fuck damn.
Speaker 5: This.
Speaker 2: Let me apologize.
Speaker 3: I apologize and then it's just like nasty to me,
Speaker 3: and I understand. Go go go to his pitch the
Speaker 3: next the next photo.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you don't like to me, this is just nasty.
Speaker 3: Uh by by my side with celebrities like that's.
Speaker 1: That's dope, ed celebrity. You excited to hang out with the.
Speaker 5: Most probably DJ Comlo.
Speaker 3: Naturally, I mean you know, yeah, Edd.
Speaker 6: And already making a lot of money daily is really
Speaker 6: sending me It is nobody else that he count your poet,
Speaker 6: and he did you tell him how much you make hottom?
Speaker 5: I just told him that I have a proper job
Speaker 5: that if you give me a proper schedule, I can
Speaker 5: work with you for free.
Speaker 3: Of course, Flex is a legend and can teach you
Speaker 3: a bunch of things, especially within DJ. I'm just curious
Speaker 3: with the time that you have what would be taught.
Speaker 3: I think it's cool that you think you a programming
Speaker 3: shit that you've never done.
Speaker 5: For example, when I went to lobby, like I was
Speaker 5: shotting the gentleman who's kind of setting his shit up,
Speaker 5: I got to watch him spend the whole time, you know.
Speaker 5: And he's an old school DJ, So that's a big
Speaker 5: benefit for me because I'm all right cool like he
Speaker 5: just mixes.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 5: He doesn't do all that extra shit, all the extra
Speaker 5: sound effects, all the extra work. Well he yells, definitely,
Speaker 5: for sure, but he but he more so does that
Speaker 5: in radio more than and I get it, you know,
Speaker 5: especially when you're in a fucking car like you hear
Speaker 5: that easy, So you know, the DJ stuff is what
Speaker 5: I want. So in exchange for the DJ and the
Speaker 5: come on, I got a picture of funk Flex on
Speaker 5: his page and shit like that. I mean, I like,
Speaker 5: I mean, I'll take that. It's a win for me,
Speaker 5: absolutely for you. If I take a picture of Rory,
Speaker 5: it's a win.
Speaker 3: If I shot you on bin same concept.
Speaker 6: It's more of like a when he was growing up,
Speaker 6: funk funk funk Flex was a legend kind of thing,
Speaker 6: and you had a similar situation that we won't talk
Speaker 6: about earlier, where you also got an opportunity where it
Speaker 6: was more, oh my god, this is something I would
Speaker 6: have loved to do when I was younger. I'm sure
Speaker 6: not necessarily something.
Speaker 3: That, but but at that point I wasn't at the
Speaker 3: point where I feel is in his career with shooting,
Speaker 3: editing and DJ.
Speaker 5: This is a great I agree.
Speaker 2: The bottom line is a great opportunity to shout out
Speaker 2: the flex for just you know, putting that together and
Speaker 2: good luck with the internship mans. Let us know if
Speaker 2: you need us to run down on flex and you
Speaker 2: know me equipment.
Speaker 3: I mean his last prodigy, uh is now in a
Speaker 3: completely different field of comedy.
Speaker 1: Who was left? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, still does he still work?
Speaker 3: Where the fun have you been? Sife left ninety ten
Speaker 3: years ago.
Speaker 2: I listened to the radio.
Speaker 3: Sife has been actually doing really well in comedy world.
Speaker 2: No that I know, Yeah, you know that, but I
Speaker 2: didn't know he wasn't wasn't no longer a ninety seven. Oh,
Speaker 2: so good luck Eden. Shout out to you. Shut out
Speaker 2: the flex in an internship?
Speaker 6: Is that why Yomi's here?
Speaker 2: Learn how to do this?
Speaker 6: You can't be here.
Speaker 5: This came up way.
Speaker 2: Before that, for sure, Yomy. Just let I will let
Speaker 2: you know that my vote is to get rid of
Speaker 2: this man. You'd be happier one undred percent that face.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see flex. You can have them.
Speaker 1: It's another thing.
Speaker 5: I swear to God.
Speaker 6: I thought that you were Asian.
Speaker 5: Wow, you get that a line?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, you could tell she's not age.
Speaker 1: That racist. That is racist.
Speaker 5: That's assuming use.
Speaker 2: I thought that she was Asian.
Speaker 5: Did you bow when you saw this? You saw her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she did. I saw it.
Speaker 5: That's why you took your shoes.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so I said she had a gone.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 2: One of the things we talked about earlier. I opened
Speaker 2: up my phone for one of the few times over
Speaker 2: the break, and the first thing I saw is people
Speaker 2: mad at Prince how saying that he killed twenty five
Speaker 2: Taliban fighters. I thought that that was what happened in war.
Speaker 2: People are going to get killed.
Speaker 3: I mean, let's compare it to what we think his
Speaker 3: family overall. What do you think their their body counters?
Speaker 2: Oh man, how many countries, centuries of bodies, centuries the
Speaker 2: bodies are piling up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, if Prince Harry only has twenty five Taliban
Speaker 3: on them, this is a model citizen.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Prince Harry writes in his new memoir Spare that
Speaker 2: he killed twenty five Taliban fighters during his second tour
Speaker 2: of Afghanistan, according to reporting from news outlets that obtained
Speaker 2: the book ahead of its official January tenth release. The
Speaker 2: reported revelation marks the first time that Harry, the Duke
Speaker 2: of Sussex, has discussed the number of people he says
Speaker 2: he personally killed during his I think Carrie's been capped.
Speaker 2: I don't think Harry's so.
Speaker 1: I don't think he gets twenty five, they said. The
Speaker 1: insulting thing is he thought of them. He referred to
Speaker 1: them as chest pieces taking off a board and that.
Speaker 1: Some Taliban Twitter account responded, Wait wait.
Speaker 3: Wait was it verified?
Speaker 2: Taliban has the Taliban?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hold on, do we know if it was a real
Speaker 2: Taliban account though, Yeah, did are they verify?
Speaker 3: Did they buy the check from elon?
Speaker 2: What if the Taliban uh twit account just posted the
Speaker 2: blue cat like bruh, They just supposed a blue cat
Speaker 2: like that cat. He ain't killed twenty five of us.
Speaker 1: That's because he was the gunner on a helicopter that
Speaker 1: was responsible for the most confirmed kills from that tour.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, So what was everyone up in
Speaker 3: arms about? Didn't I didn't see this until you guys
Speaker 3: brought it up.
Speaker 1: People were just responing to the fact that the Taliban
Speaker 1: was upset that he referred to them as chess pieces
Speaker 1: and not people.
Speaker 2: And well, I mean, war is it's war. It's war.
Speaker 2: It's everything. Every everything has to be You have to
Speaker 2: move a certain way to accomplish a goal. So I mean,
Speaker 2: I understand what Prince Harry may have been saying by
Speaker 2: chess pieces, that you try to, you know, detach us
Speaker 2: from these are humans, because you know, you don't want
Speaker 2: to just kill humans, so you know you're at war.
Speaker 2: This is a fucking you know, we have a goal here.
Speaker 2: This is all about us obtaining and you know, carrying
Speaker 2: out the goal. So I have to do this in
Speaker 2: order to get there.
Speaker 1: I understand they want to get charged with war crimes,
Speaker 1: but what that's crazy for committing for doing his job,
Speaker 1: going to wars, what.
Speaker 5: Everybody was doing in the war.
Speaker 2: The Taliban leader earlier accused the British Royal of committing
Speaker 2: war crimes. Mister Harry, the ones you killed were not
Speaker 2: chess pieces. They were humans. Prince Harry's description that eliminating
Speaker 2: people who he said were enemy combatants was like removing
Speaker 2: chess pieces from aboard. The truth is what you said
Speaker 2: are innocent. Wait, they were innocent people. These weren't people
Speaker 2: that were in the Taliman fighting. I mean Obama sent
Speaker 2: rand innocent people were chess pieces to your souldiers, military
Speaker 2: and political leaders. Still you were defeated in that game.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I thought he killed people fight.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If these were fighters, then I don't see nothing on
Speaker 2: Now these were just people in the country that just were.
Speaker 3: Then that would be right on par for Prince Hary's family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but oh you live here not anymore? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you want to find this funny from a different
Speaker 3: perspective that the Taliban leader is getting into cancel culture
Speaker 3: on Twitter?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? The fact that they have a Twitter account is.
Speaker 3: Just crazy and they're outraged like everyone else on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what what's is? This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: That's why I had to just close my phone. I
Speaker 2: was just seeing that at the first It's just so much.
Speaker 2: It's like, what the fuck is going on out here? Man?
Speaker 2: And I didn't want to start my year with this
Speaker 2: dumb shit, but here we are. So yeah, Rest in
Speaker 2: peace to Fred White, drum of Earth Winning five passed away. Yeah,
Speaker 2: legendary group, one of my favorite groups of all time,
Speaker 2: Earth Wind and.
Speaker 3: Fire and some of the best drums ever ever.
Speaker 2: So rest in peace to Fred White. Rest in peace
Speaker 2: Barbara Walters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that was crazy, even though it's ninety three
Speaker 3: and still still was like, damn Barbara Walters.
Speaker 2: Barbara Walters passed away at the age of ninety three
Speaker 2: while we were going legendary journalists, some legendary interviews. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was the Mike Tyson interview with her with Robin givebns.
Speaker 2: That was Barbara Watters, right, I think that was Barbara Watters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not about the one where Mike was like,
Speaker 3: you're a woman, so unless you're gonna fornicate with me,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't speak No, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that was bar The legendary Mike
Speaker 2: Tyson Robin gives interview in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 3: Wow, that was Barbara Watterska.
Speaker 2: So yeah, legendary journalist, some legendary episodes, legendary interviews. She
Speaker 2: passed away at ninety three, so condolences and prayers to
Speaker 2: her family.
Speaker 3: Don't run into too very many barbers anymore either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a name that's kind of like in itself
Speaker 2: out right. Yeah, not too many more barbers walking around.
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, we're back back ory ready, ready for
Speaker 2: twenty twenty Me? Yes, I can't wait twenty twenty me.
Speaker 2: Thank y'all for listening, Thank y'all for watching. We'll be
Speaker 2: back in a few days. I hope your New Year's
Speaker 2: is off to a great start. Hope you all are
Speaker 2: went up to your resolutions. I didn't have any, so
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that the gyms were packed all week.
Speaker 2: Uh you know the gyms.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, anytime you go to the gym, you never
Speaker 3: know who's going to be at your front door with
Speaker 3: another dude.
Speaker 1: Patreon for the phone call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yes, go to our Patreon. We're going to
Speaker 2: call this young lady. I'm gonna call this young lady
Speaker 2: on FaceTime because I need to let her know that
Speaker 2: what she did to my friend was unacceptable. And she
Speaker 2: looked me in my eyes jealous when we facetimed last
Speaker 2: two weeks ago and told me that, you know, she
Speaker 2: was kind of nervous because she didn't know what to
Speaker 2: expect from Julian. But it was really the other way around.
Speaker 1: I did not expect, we.
Speaker 2: Did not expect for this woman to bring another man
Speaker 2: to Julian's doorstep and give him some sugar right on
Speaker 2: the steps. So I'm going to call her face on
Speaker 2: FaceTime on our Patreon subscribe to Patreon to uh watch
Speaker 2: me give her a piece of my mind.
Speaker 3: And I think I found the dude on Instagram and
Speaker 3: we found the dude and he's DM me before, so
Speaker 3: I might be able to get in contact.
Speaker 2: You know her, You send the picture, you know her.
Speaker 3: I should come to come to him as a man
Speaker 3: for Julian.
Speaker 5: As a man.
Speaker 2: Go to him as a man for Julian. Your peace, bro, peace,
Speaker 2: fab The whole twenty twenty three is off the great start.
Speaker 2: Your question, you know this girl, your question, that's how
Speaker 2: you gotta do it, And just send them random picture.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, so we'll be back. Enjoy the week.
Speaker 2: Be safe. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger peace.
Speaker 1: No Wi