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Speaker 1: What up is d J e FN And it's the
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Speaker 1: got some special guest today as hot as a motherfucker here.
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Speaker 1: Now when you're talking about funny, funny, funny, these guy's
Speaker 1: gotta be one of the funniest people on the planet.
Speaker 1: His Netflix special, there's not a moment on that special
Speaker 1: where tears wasn't coming out my eyes literally from his
Speaker 1: prostate exam to talk about his kids, and then he
Speaker 1: said in his special.
Speaker 3: Fuck them kids, I say, holy shit, I never heard.
Speaker 1: That the man is funny funny when Dave Chappelle produced,
Speaker 1: you know, got a chance to produce for something other
Speaker 1: than hisself. Dave Chappelle said that was the first person
Speaker 1: he thought of. He owned the club and was booking
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. The man has been doing this thirty one years,
Speaker 1: I want to say, in comedy and has never had
Speaker 1: a dull moment that I saw. So, in case you
Speaker 1: don't know who the fuck were talking about, were talking
Speaker 1: about the one. The only motherfucker God damn, listen, man
Speaker 1: was a motherfucker.
Speaker 4: He ain't get here yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, holy shit, oh man, oh man, take it so yeah,
Speaker 1: So what's going on earth?
Speaker 3: Quick?
Speaker 4: Man? I is it thirty one years ago?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man, I got into this ninety one when I got
Speaker 3: out the military, you know, and you know I was
Speaker 3: in that motherfucker for about nine years military. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: was doing comedy in the Air Force. Well I was,
Speaker 3: you know, doing anything not to work. I'm not you know,
Speaker 3: I'm a skater, you know what I mean. I'm not
Speaker 3: that physical la you know what I mean. You need
Speaker 3: a man in here to fix something at your nigga.
Speaker 3: I was so ship, you know what I mean, I
Speaker 3: ain't that dude, you know what? Then? Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I picked motherfucker when they first get
Speaker 3: over the ball. Look here, my mother want me to
Speaker 3: clean my room? How much you charge me? I'm that
Speaker 3: dude and us a second. Yeah, I was in that
Speaker 3: joint for nine years. I was gonna do twenty years,
Speaker 3: but the war broke out. So I told them niggas,
Speaker 3: I don't mind practice of Yeah, niggas was going to
Speaker 3: war for real. I say, I could have stayed at
Speaker 3: home and got shot. Yeah, just get out my mama,
Speaker 3: fuck that. So it was cool. It was one of
Speaker 3: the best experiences because coming from DC is segregated, you know,
Speaker 3: and you get to see the world as segregate. All black,
Speaker 3: anything black, anything black, segregated that way, you know, thank you,
Speaker 3: And so it got me to let me see the
Speaker 3: world at seventeen eighteen and on they dime, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, And that's what I did it, and
Speaker 3: I was like, let me see what's happening, And you know,
Speaker 3: I knew it was a great place to start. They
Speaker 3: ain't say shit about finished. So I was in that
Speaker 3: bitch just trying to find you know what am I
Speaker 3: going to do? And do this for a while, get
Speaker 3: out your mother house paid. She was arguing at you
Speaker 3: for free as well. Go to these niggas at you
Speaker 3: for you look at it. No really, my man got popped,
Speaker 3: you know, in the game. So you know they was
Speaker 3: locking everybody up for the illegal pharmaceuticals. So I just said,
Speaker 3: let me try it out. So I just went in
Speaker 3: there and joined dog and say what can I do
Speaker 3: to leave today? And I passed the test. They said
Speaker 3: you can be after air traffic control. I said, when
Speaker 3: can I be one? Say, well, take about nine months
Speaker 3: for us to get you in the class. I said,
Speaker 3: what do y'all got to day that I could leave today?
Speaker 3: The nigga said, loading missiles. I said I'll take it
Speaker 3: and loaded missiles. I loaded nuclear weapons. Man, yeah, man
Speaker 3: on B fifty two, so hold on, could you drop something?
Speaker 3: And they got dropped one.
Speaker 4: They gotta be ignited. They got to like make them live.
Speaker 3: They have to drop from ano to do for the
Speaker 3: kill switch to go. Nucleus nuclear weapons are some of
Speaker 3: the most safest munitions that we got, but it does
Speaker 3: give you a different perspective that you get your faith
Speaker 3: know that man has the bilty to destroy the world
Speaker 3: because everything you you know, we're coming up God, you know,
Speaker 3: you know forty days historic bullshit. These motherfuckers got. You know,
Speaker 3: I was loading motherfucker missiles and bombs that could drop
Speaker 3: in on Miami kill everybody in this bitch and we
Speaker 3: can still I could teach you.
Speaker 4: Did you ever use one that? Actually they used that. No, know,
Speaker 4: what you do is you know I used to say
Speaker 4: this all the time.
Speaker 3: What they have is they do it.
Speaker 4: They call it the elephant walk.
Speaker 3: And what you have to do is change all the
Speaker 3: munitions in different aircrafts when it's you know that each time,
Speaker 3: when it's on alert, it's all our all our planes
Speaker 3: are on alert. And what you do you change the
Speaker 3: different munitions in them to let different capability in case.
Speaker 3: What you have to do. So what they do is,
Speaker 3: you know they you know, the planes be fifty two
Speaker 3: S B one. They just gold what we call an
Speaker 3: elephant won't go up and down the fucking runway, just
Speaker 3: up and down the taxiway. Now, if that bitch take off,
Speaker 3: that's your ass. Usually they just taxi back down and
Speaker 3: then you park them. If they take.
Speaker 1: Offs rehearsal, Oh yeah, it's just if you said it
Speaker 1: take off you know what time?
Speaker 3: You know what. That's why you run to a motherfucking girl, like, listen,
Speaker 3: we have forty five minutes the sugar you're waiting on,
Speaker 3: but he ain't coming, might as well fuck me, right,
Speaker 3: what is that edible?
Speaker 4: I got it?
Speaker 3: Who else took an edible on the Mike Tyson?
Speaker 1: I got the Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson dugged us out. Yeah, he had him on
Speaker 1: the show. He forced us to do it. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, looked at him. I said no, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna say no.
Speaker 3: I was hanging around Dave Now the motherfucker some people
Speaker 3: around there was doing shroom. You did it and say no,
Speaker 3: let's say you had tried. I said, I'm a little
Speaker 3: too old to be starting new drugs. I got minds
Speaker 3: where I'm at me a couple of these and shout
Speaker 3: at motherfucker Scotch or on some vodka drink. Yeah, I'm drinking.
Speaker 1: Just thirty one years, man, what's what's what's the highlight
Speaker 1: of that thirty one years?
Speaker 4: My special that I just did Netflix one, Yes, and.
Speaker 1: Especially how it was done. I believe Dave called Netflix
Speaker 1: and for your number. He could have called you directly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wanted to do it in a professional way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he called me, called my agent. Well I thought
Speaker 3: it was. I thought it was you know, motherfucker was
Speaker 3: playing a gag on me, you know, trying to get
Speaker 3: me because I like Dave Chappelle. I want you want
Speaker 3: permission to get your phone number. And the reason why
Speaker 3: he wanted because he wanted to produce us special like
Speaker 3: stop sucking with me. But I know him, Dave for
Speaker 3: a lot timeout your club, right, yeah, when he was
Speaker 3: a young dude, and I paid him a lot of money,
Speaker 3: paid him a lot of me because you know, when
Speaker 3: you own a club, you know the budget, a budget
Speaker 3: coming like this motherfucker, you know. So I said, nah,
Speaker 3: you know you usually have people go pick him up.
Speaker 3: I said, no, I'm gonna pick him up. Let me
Speaker 3: size this motherfucker up. And I went and picked him
Speaker 3: up and he was cool in a fan So still,
Speaker 3: you know, you sit in the back and you know
Speaker 3: how you as a rapper, and you see what bars
Speaker 3: this motherfucker got. And he came up with the joke,
Speaker 3: how did they white people came up the word nigga,
Speaker 3: so fucking brilliant. I saw him do that. I'll say, yeah,
Speaker 3: he the truth and we've been cool ever since.
Speaker 1: You know what's dope about comedians is I think a
Speaker 1: true comedian never stops being a comedian. No, like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like like when we went to
Speaker 1: see Dave like off off the camera, he was just
Speaker 1: still just just ranking on us, still was just joking like,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I love that. Like Marlon Waynes.
Speaker 1: You have Marl Waynes come here, and Marll Wayns every
Speaker 1: time he comes here, he always joke on my friend Sonny, right,
Speaker 1: but he's not here, Sonny will be here shortly.
Speaker 4: And he always and he always jokes.
Speaker 3: On him for both day. He called him both day.
Speaker 3: So I just I just love.
Speaker 4: I just love when.
Speaker 1: Is that something that you guys practice or or it's
Speaker 1: just something that comes out natural.
Speaker 4: No, that's just naturally who we are, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 3: Some people we call him on all the time, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like he's trying to win the room.
Speaker 3: But the true comic is it's just who they are,
Speaker 3: and that's a part of their personality and to truly
Speaker 3: find that they really like you. They show it to
Speaker 3: you around yeah, joke around the other ones. You know,
Speaker 3: most of us just staying back off of it, you know,
Speaker 3: just looking back scoreless who is but the true ones
Speaker 3: we rank and see each other and it'd be fun.
Speaker 3: It's real fun.
Speaker 1: So when y'all see each other that that's what happened, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: mostly when.
Speaker 3: The ones that don't have that fu fuckery in the game,
Speaker 3: you understand understand that you're dealing with something that's subjective,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Only difference between me, Dave
Speaker 3: Cab and the rest of them. And I said all
Speaker 3: the time, these motherfuckers got an opportunity and they.
Speaker 4: Cashed in on it.
Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying, which open up more doors
Speaker 3: cash in and you know that's why you just got
Speaker 3: to keep on, just hoping that you can get through
Speaker 3: the gate keepers that they allow you to go through
Speaker 3: to give you the opportunity.
Speaker 4: And that's what Dave did to me.
Speaker 3: What I mind about trum professionists that's different from ours,
Speaker 3: that we don't have very few you and rappers and
Speaker 3: Jay you could see a rapper and y'all put them on.
Speaker 3: Y'all go ahead, put them a part on them, put
Speaker 3: them on them, on your your motherfucker, oh.
Speaker 4: Your remix, something gave you on a remix, put you on.
Speaker 3: And comedians don't do that. Really.
Speaker 1: Fuck no, I'll tell you what. I'm jealous of comedians though.
Speaker 1: I went to a show one time, Ampathy out here
Speaker 1: and all the comedians was backstage getting along. I was
Speaker 1: jealous as a motherfucker. I said, ain't nobody gonna stab
Speaker 1: each other? Ain't nobody gonna put you comedians? Don't if
Speaker 1: y'all have beef, y'all keep it between y'allself.
Speaker 3: Well, they don't have beefs All the motherfuckers that know
Speaker 3: they ain't gonna make it. Yeah, they already met the
Speaker 3: limitation of their talent, and they hating the other people
Speaker 3: up here. But I said, previlege the will the great
Speaker 3: ones understand it's subjective, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 3: not there's no it's no definite. In a joke, somebody
Speaker 3: I tell people all the time, niggas, somebody gonna find
Speaker 3: me not funny.
Speaker 4: You just hope all the niggas don't show up at
Speaker 4: your show.
Speaker 3: That's so where it is so you know the ones
Speaker 3: that find out they're not gonna make it, or they
Speaker 3: need something for themselves to sleep or put themself to sleep,
Speaker 3: or able to keep themselves asleep while they're not making it.
Speaker 4: It's the ones that have beef but talking, you know,
Speaker 4: still cheap in the.
Speaker 2: Version of how you're saying, like the rappers putting on
Speaker 2: people on the remix or whatever. When the version in
Speaker 2: comedy be the opening act the tours.
Speaker 4: Where you people, Yeah, but that's limited part.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the upper exel, talking about the motherfucker
Speaker 3: that's already in the end the zone, like I say
Speaker 3: for metaphorically, like I have always been in the red zone.
Speaker 3: I just needed somebody to do what Dave did, go
Speaker 3: to the gatekeepers and say, yeah, y'all love me, y'all
Speaker 3: need to look at this month right, that's where yes
Speaker 3: it from this. He would say, this is who I
Speaker 3: think is funny. Like I tell all the community, you
Speaker 3: ain't got to help me. Help whoever you think it's funny.
Speaker 3: Help the John jat because if they like them, they're
Speaker 3: gonna love me when they start to see me.
Speaker 4: So it's suspended. But they don't do it.
Speaker 3: They get in the motherfucker room. You know, anybody else,
Speaker 3: Funny close the door. No, I'm the last, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. And I envy that because you see
Speaker 3: it every time I've been you know, like the rest
Speaker 3: of them, old head, underseen hip hop, going to you.
Speaker 3: This is my new boy. He producers album Drake was
Speaker 3: Paul of Cash Money and it said, we don't have that.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. We don't. They don't collaborate
Speaker 3: like that. They don't sit here and build up. We
Speaker 3: don't have a Puffy, We don't have a Russell Simmons.
Speaker 3: We don't have nobody that's facilitated with the gatekeepers that
Speaker 3: allow us to be who we are. We got Jamie
Speaker 3: Fox Well, Jamie Fox God, hey man, I hope he
Speaker 3: stayed healthy and everything. You got Fox on it. But
Speaker 3: you still need you need. You got Kevin Hart, that's
Speaker 3: it too. But a facilitator who ain't a comic. You
Speaker 3: see what I'm saying. You know, Russell Simmons never wanted
Speaker 3: to rap. He facilitated Jender go with father, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? See him in BALI. I told you,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So we don't have that, And so every step I
Speaker 3: get I try to do that. I do it with
Speaker 3: my radio show with Quake Sauce for Comedians Together on there.
Speaker 3: I did it with my own comedy club. Every step
Speaker 3: I get just to expand it. Because there was a
Speaker 3: comedy club. I thought it was just a club and
Speaker 3: no club.
Speaker 4: Comedy club. It was Uptown Comedy right.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We got up to about four clubs in Texas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we had two in Texas. Uhuh, two in Texas to
Speaker 3: in Atlanta. Held a lot of comics that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so all the comings that you see from there.
Speaker 4: I booked him at my club before the time.
Speaker 1: Is that why you think Dave wanted to pay you
Speaker 1: that respect because he kind of felt like you did
Speaker 1: that for him.
Speaker 3: Well, no, he saw me, me and Vlad was going
Speaker 3: at it, you know what I mean. And it was
Speaker 3: about him, and you know, Vlad was wrong. It was well,
Speaker 3: Vlad was under the pressure, you know when when Dave
Speaker 3: Chappelle went up against Viacom about uh, Comedy Central and
Speaker 3: the rest of him about his show Chapel Show, and
Speaker 3: vlad position was as the establishment. You know, he you know,
Speaker 3: Viacom paid him for it and they shouldn't have to
Speaker 3: pay him anything else based upon you know what the
Speaker 3: agreement was. And my shit out your fucking mind. If
Speaker 3: that motherfucker make that, they need to spread that money
Speaker 3: with him. He made them what it is, right, and
Speaker 3: then you need to pay him break the bread. And
Speaker 3: then he come with that old shipman glad to cool.
Speaker 3: He's coming to look at all the people that they
Speaker 3: invest in. The shirt don't work. I said, well, then
Speaker 3: again that speaks volumes too. It did work, so he
Speaker 3: should be paid anymore.
Speaker 4: Because it works.
Speaker 3: He should be given more because it worked. You can't
Speaker 3: hold him account him because you got bad executives, you
Speaker 3: don't know talent. They keep on making these motherfucker shows
Speaker 3: that don't stay on the air. And then when a
Speaker 3: brother breaks through and get his on and it's a phenomenon,
Speaker 3: you're gonna still keep him at the basic part and
Speaker 3: don't spread the bluff.
Speaker 4: Hell, yeay should do that.
Speaker 3: And we went with it about twenty minutes, and I said,
Speaker 3: we just gonna have agree to disagree that the fucker
Speaker 3: because you got your mind. He said, pose this interview
Speaker 3: with me and you hit it. Would you come back?
Speaker 3: I said, motherfucking right, be right here with this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: We need to break that bread and it was just
Speaker 3: that simple. So he saw that and he called me
Speaker 3: up and Dave Dave Chappelle, Yeah, Dave called me and
Speaker 3: uh and the rest of it was history. And I
Speaker 3: knew this was the opportunity that could change the dynamic
Speaker 3: of my career, you know, you know, to get it.
Speaker 3: So I took that material. I took that mental and
Speaker 3: cut thirty seven minutes. No cut on it this period,
Speaker 3: no editing that. What you've seen in my special was
Speaker 3: what I said, one take, one take quake Wow? Really?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because most most specials is several takes. They'll
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't. We did the first one and we
Speaker 3: had another show and Day said, you don't even need
Speaker 3: that one, but we're gonna do it. And we did
Speaker 3: it the first time because I underknew it. I understood
Speaker 3: the significance. I understood you know, the eyes one somebody And.
Speaker 4: You wrote that material.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you wrote that material as soon as you got
Speaker 1: the call.
Speaker 4: How is that process? That's the process?
Speaker 3: Is I rotate material every year anyway because I don't
Speaker 3: have a TV show, so I have to go see
Speaker 3: my fans once a year, so you can't sell and
Speaker 3: like y'all, I can't sing sing the same song that
Speaker 3: gave me a hit to you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I love to use some of these jokes from U.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I was already now, it was just
Speaker 3: I was ready. Only decision is which material I wanted
Speaker 3: to use to put it out for. And that's what
Speaker 3: it was. Man, damn.
Speaker 4: One take one take quick.
Speaker 3: It's my name. One take quick, baby wow, one take quick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no editing or nothing or nothing we edited this
Speaker 4: ship neither.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: Our show is about giving people they flowers r they here,
Speaker 1: So we wanted to give you your flowers face to face,
Speaker 1: man the man, and show you that luck.
Speaker 4: You just got that flower.
Speaker 3: Players beware.
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg said, it's like a gram because it comes
Speaker 1: from your people, your.
Speaker 3: People at my brand new house. That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my birthday, that's right, May twenty ninth, so I
Speaker 2: May twenty eighth.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, man, that's something I like.
Speaker 1: So you know what, Yeah, my wife's birthday is June third,
Speaker 1: Gemini too.
Speaker 4: With Gemini, my son's June four.
Speaker 1: So I know we spoke about it a little bit,
Speaker 1: but can you talk about the process of of of
Speaker 1: making the timing, like you the material, because when I
Speaker 1: looked at the special again, right, I watched it again today.
Speaker 1: I watched this first day came out, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm so excited about it. But then I've
Speaker 1: watched it again today.
Speaker 4: And it's like your.
Speaker 1: That's like like you you like you like Biggie Smalls
Speaker 1: when it comes to timing, like you know that is.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how big will always hit the perfect
Speaker 1: note at the perfect time. And that's that's how it is.
Speaker 1: So how do you how do you develop that is?
Speaker 1: Is it reading the room?
Speaker 3: I don't know, No, it's it's a god given talent.
Speaker 3: It just comes, you know what I mean. And the
Speaker 3: reason you know this wasn't no epiphant me. You know,
Speaker 3: I never thought I knew I would do something, but
Speaker 3: I never knew it would it be this, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 4: And I tried this one day and nothing better came.
Speaker 3: Tried comedy, yes, comedy, yes, thank you, tried comedy and
Speaker 3: it never you know it, nothing better has never came.
Speaker 3: And I was with Steve Harvey, and you know, Steve
Speaker 3: was my man. I said, let me try this. Ship
Speaker 3: knocked on this door.
Speaker 4: He and you know, do you have a suit. No,
Speaker 4: that's what he was broken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, suits, but he ain't have suits he was.
Speaker 4: I caught him. He was caught, that motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Was He just on some jenis back here today? You
Speaker 3: know this was Steve became Steve. But Steve always believed in.
Speaker 3: Steve most confident man I ever met my life. Knocked
Speaker 3: on the door, and you could tell he where he
Speaker 3: was at in his career because.
Speaker 4: Outside the door is the pocket lot.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I'm knocking doing He had
Speaker 3: a knife. I like, So I said, man, my name
Speaker 3: is Earthquake, you know, and UH want to do into
Speaker 3: some comedy and uh I was still in the military
Speaker 3: and he uh, He's like, all right, we'll be cool
Speaker 3: about it. And then to make the story to get
Speaker 3: into it. You know, you go to comics, they write
Speaker 3: their jokes, they punchline line. I was trying to write
Speaker 3: this ship. It wouldn't come. Steve like, no, you are gifted.
Speaker 3: That should come out your mouth already, Just let it flow.
Speaker 3: Once he gave me that that tool, it's been on
Speaker 3: every since. So that's how I do it. Whatever comes
Speaker 3: I formulated. It's like a movie and I see it
Speaker 3: and then I interpret what I see with my eyes
Speaker 3: and then I tell it to the audience. That's how
Speaker 3: I do it. So I have never physically written a
Speaker 3: joke ever. I just take a premise like a Biggie Small.
Speaker 4: That's the biggest. Take a premise, and I elaborate.
Speaker 3: That's why if you ever come to my shows, no,
Speaker 3: the joke is told the same way, because you take
Speaker 3: it from a premise in line. You know, it's like
Speaker 3: a lie, and you elaborate on and take it from
Speaker 3: a base of truth. Just put more ship to it,
Speaker 3: and every time you tell it, they just get bigger
Speaker 3: and bigger and bigger and bigger. And that's how I
Speaker 3: did it, and that's how I do it now.
Speaker 1: When you come up with your material, is it always
Speaker 1: real stuff or do you sometimes real stuff?
Speaker 3: I watched seeing in ms N b C Fox News,
Speaker 3: of course, yeah, nigga, I be watching Hannity. You got
Speaker 3: to watch the Twitter. I'm from the military.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: You can't win the war. Let you get with connoissance.
Speaker 3: But they think everybody one thing about my Caucasian friends.
Speaker 3: They gonna tell you what's wrong. They the most complaining motherfucker.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: They ain't gonna plait like they ain't gonna bitch for
Speaker 3: a wow.
Speaker 1: Come on, and you got to tell you about him
Speaker 1: one time we both on the plane. I'm in first
Speaker 1: class here in the back. The plane ain't take off
Speaker 1: for forty minutes. We get off the plane.
Speaker 3: He got a five hundred out about you. Yeah, we're
Speaker 3: on the same plane. Yeah, you gotta plain tell my
Speaker 3: white friends all the time. I don't want to be white,
Speaker 3: but I shall want your benefits white and get the
Speaker 3: fuck out here. It's beautiful now.
Speaker 1: Speaking of that, right, we have Burt Kreischer on the
Speaker 1: other day. Right, do you think it's harder for a
Speaker 1: black comedian or is it harder, is just as hard
Speaker 1: as a white comedian, or do they have it easier.
Speaker 3: It's harder for a black comedian because they own all
Speaker 3: the establishments. So you got to understand, we don't own
Speaker 3: any comedy clubs. That's what made me want to get
Speaker 3: my own. Probably about two or three left in the
Speaker 3: country now. So the major chains are you know, Funny
Speaker 3: Bones and Comedy Improvs and there, which are owned by
Speaker 3: my Caucasian friends. So you know, it's easier for them
Speaker 3: because they're the majority, and they have fifty two of
Speaker 3: the weeks. We're just trying to get one or two
Speaker 3: of them, so very few of us. I say, it's
Speaker 3: about twelve black comedians, fourteen at the most that works
Speaker 3: regularly in them clubs. Wow. The other one is for us,
Speaker 3: for white dudes, white comedians. And if you if you
Speaker 3: don't have a following and you can't put ass in seats,
Speaker 3: then you won't break into those clubs. And if you do,
Speaker 3: then you have to change your comedy the based upon
Speaker 3: the constituents that come down, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So it's easier for them that way.
Speaker 1: I would think, Okay, does every comment comic have to
Speaker 1: go through the chipling circuit or is there ways to
Speaker 1: cut through there?
Speaker 3: No? I mean some of the biggest black comedians did
Speaker 3: never go through the comment chick lit circ Dave Chappelle,
Speaker 3: Tiffany Hatter, Uh, Kevin not, keV keV keV keV.
Speaker 4: Would I see keV Early?
Speaker 1: I did Kav's first movie with Paper Soldiers, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I went to one of his shows.
Speaker 3: It was like four people there. Yeah in the beginning.
Speaker 3: That's why that's not the.
Speaker 4: Down South.
Speaker 3: If you just just because you got four people, don't
Speaker 3: you on the chicken Okay, my bad smaller is when
Speaker 3: you going here and they playing motherfucking music and they
Speaker 3: stop the music, and then you go do jokes and
Speaker 3: then the music come back on. Motherfucker's playing pool over there.
Speaker 3: Get your old music, child the circus.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying, motherfuckers, and you might might
Speaker 1: not get paid.
Speaker 3: You understand what you understand, motherfucker. Look you in the face.
Speaker 3: You ain't even gonna believe this ship. I thought we
Speaker 3: was gonna have it. Got this bitch pit for you
Speaker 3: something to drink That money, nigg we ain't ain't got
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. In the motherfucking club with
Speaker 3: four niggas out of town, roll down this bitch nigga.
Speaker 3: So chipler circle is more of But see the benefit
Speaker 3: and the disadvantages of being a chit liler sert the
Speaker 3: benefit you're serving your people. The disadvantage is none of
Speaker 3: your people have TV shows or networks. The way to
Speaker 3: be in the mainstream clubs like you're Dave your Kevin's
Speaker 3: that being catch a rising star in your hometown and
Speaker 3: all that, and comedy store people who can make a
Speaker 3: difference in your career. Be in the audience. So they
Speaker 3: sit there like, oh God, damn, I'm gonna put you
Speaker 3: in this movie. I'm gonna put you in this show
Speaker 3: in regular mainstream, so you'll see it. They be at
Speaker 3: the mainstream circus. We all know who hit the chickling
Speaker 3: certain who don't. I have always been on the quote
Speaker 3: chickling server. I just now I'm more comfortable around our
Speaker 3: own and then I personally speaking, you know, humbly speaking,
Speaker 3: to be quite honest with you, it is we ripe
Speaker 3: below past us man. We do therapy to the community,
Speaker 3: to our community by giving them laughter, to take that
Speaker 3: goddamn stress off to each other. So it's a rewarding
Speaker 3: you know, when you fly them making Georgia in.
Speaker 1: Augusta, Georgia and you see our people, nigga and you
Speaker 1: can see that even like us, but you're giving him
Speaker 1: a great time to sit back, eat some wings, set
Speaker 1: up on some Hennessy, and laugh all night.
Speaker 4: You might have helped save a couple of niggas life. Damn.
Speaker 3: Now now you vaxed up. You got the vaccine immediate
Speaker 3: we're talking about it. You got the vax too. Vibrating
Speaker 3: right now. I'm the black person that think y'all crazy.
Speaker 3: I take more chances in the vacccene. Yeah, I like
Speaker 3: what you said that they living in DC's we want
Speaker 3: you answers in the vaccine. It's a lot more man,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: Plus I was in the military.
Speaker 3: Man, it's you know, I didn't have so many motherfucker
Speaker 3: shots taking it for the man for cheaper. Might as
Speaker 3: well take it for myself. So I ain't had no
Speaker 3: problem with it. I ain't do the booster. I did
Speaker 3: the booster right, my girl, trying to get jokeing like
Speaker 3: five of them, who Joe.
Speaker 2: I want to do it at all. But I did
Speaker 2: it for flying, thinking this is what we need to
Speaker 2: go and start moving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well mine's for working too. I was trying to
Speaker 3: get on set and ship like that. He was stopping
Speaker 3: working when.
Speaker 1: I was filming two movies. I mean that two movies,
Speaker 1: two reality shows. I did Loving hip Hop and I
Speaker 1: did Marriage boot Camp. So I had to test Monday,
Speaker 1: Wednesday and Friday every week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was like it, I ain't got it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 3: I ain't got it. So you got it. I ain't
Speaker 3: get it. I ain't get it.
Speaker 2: Our first our first episode that we did physically after quarantine,
Speaker 2: but we got it.
Speaker 4: Almost happen the buddy got COVID his half.
Speaker 3: I was, I was laying it on my mask, cod up.
Speaker 3: You know, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: The first time I was, I was, I was like
Speaker 1: built the wall. I was lucky to have expecsive taste
Speaker 1: because everyone who drank champagne didn't get it. Everyone who
Speaker 1: drank beers got it.
Speaker 4: We get into a gas station down the street, take those.
Speaker 1: So half of the crew had it and half of
Speaker 1: the crew didn't have the barrel made us test. He
Speaker 1: made he made us test because he made us test.
Speaker 1: Were back there, were doing the blood. We're doing the blood.
Speaker 1: We're doing testing, and then this another fucker walks in here.
Speaker 3: He don't he won't, he didn't want to get tested.
Speaker 3: I said, motherfuckers, it was hilarious. He could get he
Speaker 3: could gave it, gave us.
Speaker 4: Stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, go going back to the Steve Harvey story. So
Speaker 2: you didn't know him when you knocked on his door?
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't. I just went up to see him.
Speaker 4: Did you expect like maybe gonna wall out on me?
Speaker 3: Just I'm from d C. I come in peace, you know,
Speaker 3: if I'm coming at war, coming like hello man and
Speaker 3: you know, you know d C nigga, knock on the
Speaker 3: door and then step back. You know what I mean. Room.
Speaker 3: So I knocked on the door and step back, let
Speaker 3: him know it's cool, and he was, you know, it
Speaker 3: was there, and I was testing because I knew it
Speaker 3: was about time for me to get out the military.
Speaker 3: And I wanted to say, what, maybe this is an avenue.
Speaker 3: I wanted to go in this comedy ship. And he
Speaker 3: was the man, and so I wanted to talk to
Speaker 3: him because he was only the black comedian that I.
Speaker 4: Seen was doing white rooms back then.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that man. This was down in Mobile, Alabama.
Speaker 3: He was in the mobile because I was stationed in
Speaker 3: Eggling Air Force Base, which is in Fort Walton Beach, Florida,
Speaker 3: down about fifty miles outside of Pensylcola.
Speaker 4: But how do you get his address?
Speaker 3: Well, I heard he was performing there and it ain't
Speaker 3: that many motherfucker hotel.
Speaker 4: The hotel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I went by and say you got Steve Hoggy.
Speaker 3: They said, yeah, nigga, I'm thirteen. Yeah that nigga finished
Speaker 3: on that. Yeah, I was knocked on the mother loucking
Speaker 3: dog man. You got you gotta say, this is South
Speaker 3: eighty nine, you know, knocked on his door. He came
Speaker 3: to him, and he was cool with it. And then
Speaker 3: he owned his own club, and I own my own
Speaker 3: and so I just started doing his club. And then
Speaker 3: when my club became the hottest club in Atlanta during
Speaker 3: the time that hip hop was just popping in Atlanta,
Speaker 3: you know, I was down at fucking having a good
Speaker 3: time ninety one ninety two, So I didn't even.
Speaker 4: Try to come out to Hollywood. So freak Nick days.
Speaker 4: I was there the first week.
Speaker 1: That's all you remember, Freaking Nick games Man, That's all
Speaker 1: he remembered.
Speaker 2: The hell the whole thing freaking was his face. True,
Speaker 2: we had our own freaking down here. I mean, I
Speaker 2: mean Luke were doing it. Was freaking Luke is the
Speaker 2: reason why.
Speaker 3: I dropped that motherfucking missile, that nuclear weapon. What trying
Speaker 3: trying to wait? This was Luke first ad the moles
Speaker 3: and he was torn up a street port and I
Speaker 3: told my super my boss, my first I said, Luke
Speaker 3: Wall being town Friday, I'm taking that Friday off it
Speaker 3: in three weeks old bought my ticket. Nigga, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: see these because I never seen black women stripped like this.
Speaker 3: I like she was on They was gonna feel down
Speaker 3: on you and wander the fun your life. Nigga, I
Speaker 3: got to see this. You're in the military. You look
Speaker 3: at these lass women in the military like niggas. This
Speaker 3: is terrible.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, nigga, I'm gonna see these.
Speaker 3: Hosts and do you know these motherfuckers had the audacity
Speaker 3: to mitigated goal to tell me I had to rotate
Speaker 3: the minitious and to be fifty two before I go.
Speaker 3: I like, nigga, I told y'all wantn't be off. He said,
Speaker 3: well do that and then you can leave. Man. I
Speaker 3: went that bitch and try to do that. Ship quick
Speaker 3: off the top of the dome. Put that bitch up
Speaker 3: then and put all the grease fields in. Pull that
Speaker 3: rack off. All you hurt, rampoom, everybody start running and ship.
Speaker 3: I like the fuck y'all niggas running for nigga this
Speaker 3: and just gonna take out the whole state of Louisiana.
Speaker 3: Nigga schooling, don't get fuck who you are. Ain't out
Speaker 3: running now. I'm sitting down. This bitch coming my ass
Speaker 3: by knocker, going through the checklist, putting Marcus saying I
Speaker 3: followed all the procedures and ship making sure these niggas
Speaker 3: didn't get me bring me that checklist. I did this,
Speaker 3: I did this, I did this, nigga, the base commander came,
Speaker 3: they woke up the motherfucker president Ship said we had
Speaker 3: a motherfucker had a broken we had a broken arrow
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting there and all, I'm but.
Speaker 3: You said the president. You're talking about the President of
Speaker 3: the United States. Yeah, man dropped the new They woke
Speaker 3: the President up, and I was all I was thinking,
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna get to see the fucking see these
Speaker 3: I'm just sitting there like yeah, and I tell the
Speaker 3: nigga this story anytime. Man. I was like, man, you
Speaker 3: called the man come to sit there, and they drove
Speaker 3: me to the hospital. Of course, make sure I wasn't
Speaker 3: on no drugs and the rest of you had you
Speaker 3: had drugs. Well, court martial, Well they came back. It
Speaker 3: wasn't nothing but in competence in my blood. Nigga, ain't
Speaker 3: get fucked. Them niggas put me on the snack ball.
Speaker 3: They ain't let me touch no more. Yeah, they ain't
Speaker 3: let me touch no more planes. Yeah, you can drop
Speaker 3: a cracker. It's true. Story. What if it fell. No, well,
Speaker 3: you have more chance of going off a detonation with
Speaker 3: a conventional munition ether than a new It's certain things
Speaker 3: fell safe. I have to do it. They have to
Speaker 3: drop a certain altitude for it to fall. The free falls,
Speaker 3: the whole thing. But the fact that bitch just dropped
Speaker 3: and it was a bee fifty that they just hit.
Speaker 4: And when they hit, I swear I hit.
Speaker 3: You know what it is? Yeah, theybody don't know.
Speaker 4: They just started running and I was like, oh fuck.
Speaker 3: All the ambulams came and trucks and anything, and they
Speaker 3: woke everybody, Hey, check for radiation.
Speaker 4: Ain'tthing.
Speaker 3: Well, they sit down and did all that, but they
Speaker 3: immediately put me and my crew in the back of
Speaker 3: the motherfucker van and we had to go get debriefed
Speaker 3: and they took it over there to test to make
Speaker 3: sure we went on no drugs or anything, and then
Speaker 3: immediately took away our hop secret clearance and put me
Speaker 3: out passing out hot chocolate and donuts because Luke dancing, Yeah,
Speaker 3: fucking went Luke in, I ain't good for you. Try
Speaker 3: to make me feel bad like you passing up donuts.
Speaker 3: I said, hey man, you five get the same money
Speaker 3: as load missiles as passing out motherfucking donuts. So if
Speaker 3: the check ain't fuck up, I pass out donuts. Give
Speaker 3: a fuck. But yeah, man, it was, it was. It
Speaker 3: was a beautiful thing. But that's me and Luke Shit.
Speaker 3: I talked a little about it, man. Yeah, before we
Speaker 3: do cook Thomas Mie.
Speaker 1: Comedians always have this one night where they had terrible
Speaker 1: night where they bombed.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the first time you bombed or have
Speaker 3: you ever bombed? I have never bombed, but I have
Speaker 3: been frightened.
Speaker 4: Okay, what does that exactly?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: Well, frightened this nigga. You ain't gonna get a chance
Speaker 3: to boot me getting the funk about it here, y'all
Speaker 3: gonna get the benefit of doing happened? I heard, good night.
Speaker 3: I gotta funk about it there. Yeah, but no, that's
Speaker 3: why I don't write long jokes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I look at my ship like Aaron Prye. Just keep
Speaker 3: hitting at you, throwing, throwing to the bell ring when
Speaker 3: the time is up, you know what I mean? No,
Speaker 3: I've I then had the right shows whatever, Just bomb bomb,
Speaker 3: not like some of these motherfuckers I seen hero. I mean,
Speaker 3: like nigga tap out some of the motherfuckers stayed didn't
Speaker 3: take it. I'm proud. I can't take that, you know.
Speaker 3: I'm prid for motherfucker. That's why my name is Earthquake,
Speaker 3: because I only name myself Earthquake just in case this
Speaker 3: ship didn't work. Up your name, my name in this
Speaker 3: ship don't work. What's up, Earthquake, I don't know my
Speaker 3: name the thing. Yeah, that kind of ship, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? So I run that way. So I
Speaker 3: didn't have too much faith. Like I said, I just
Speaker 3: took the ship as a came, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, but before we did that because uh,
Speaker 1: what do you feel about Instagram comedians? Right, because one
Speaker 1: time we had Mike Epps here and one of the
Speaker 1: Instagram comedians, and it was like Mike just tore his
Speaker 1: ass up, Like I mean, like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think he did it because he's on Instagram. I
Speaker 2: think I think Mike he was like hazing because he
Speaker 2: was just he was.
Speaker 3: Like you Instagram can be.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna show you what a comedian.
Speaker 1: Is in real life. He cut a fraud. The guy
Speaker 1: he told me, he said he was almost a midget.
Speaker 1: You have way there, And but I mind jo I
Speaker 1: could be looking at this in a different way, but
Speaker 1: I looked at it like Mike was teaching them, like, listen,
Speaker 1: we're real comedians, you're Instagram comedian and he.
Speaker 4: Kind of torched them.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like these Instagram commeditis that they get
Speaker 1: man's up followers, but then they'll get on stage and
Speaker 1: it's not like that.
Speaker 3: Well, I tell Instagram comedians all the time, and it
Speaker 3: ain't how many followers you got, is how many comedians
Speaker 3: can you follow and tell you can get up at
Speaker 3: that motherfucker and go behind folk comedians a fashion show,
Speaker 3: their little niece singing show started two hours late. You
Speaker 3: ain't a comment. You understand what I'm saying. So I
Speaker 3: have no problem with the process of getting your popularity
Speaker 3: through Instagram, but that ain't the requirement to be a
Speaker 3: media because you don't have instant critique. That's what live
Speaker 3: comedian is. I could say that joke and you instantly
Speaker 3: tell me that shit wasn't working. You don't get that
Speaker 3: as a as an Instagram comedian, you hide behind and.
Speaker 4: Dropping it off here with skits. That's how we get down. Now.
Speaker 3: You can use that to leverish or promote who you are,
Speaker 3: but that doesn't. That does not make you one of us.
Speaker 3: And some of the older g's take it personally because
Speaker 3: they feel that they haven't paid du hey, they do
Speaker 3: or went through the process to being this what's called
Speaker 3: a comedian, And I have no problem with that. Whatever
Speaker 3: way you can do it, get it. But you still
Speaker 3: have to jump on that stage and be able to
Speaker 3: tell that joke. And ain't nothing like being on that motherfucker.
Speaker 3: You know how long a minute is when your ass
Speaker 3: is on that stage, and that joke ain't funny.
Speaker 4: A minute is a long time. It's a long.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 4: Y'all got dancers, y'all gotta let the DJ play.
Speaker 3: Y'all can go ahead. And you don't like your song,
Speaker 3: play another nigga song, play his beat? Noah, comic man,
Speaker 3: we have that bitch us by ourself. They don't want
Speaker 3: to hear our best hit. They don't want to hear
Speaker 3: none of that. Ship want to hit newers. You gotta
Speaker 3: touch these, mom and we need the undivided attention.
Speaker 4: How about heckless, I have no problem with them. I
Speaker 4: go to do you handle them?
Speaker 3: I hand them very well. You understand I told him
Speaker 3: the money pays the same. You could watch the show
Speaker 3: to be the show. I get paid the same. I
Speaker 3: get paid the same. Watch the show or the show.
Speaker 3: That's hard, I understand.
Speaker 4: Watched the show, the show.
Speaker 3: Only one nigga leave me here with that check.
Speaker 4: Remember what Bert was telling us about the hecklers. I
Speaker 4: forgot Miami, who remembers that.
Speaker 3: I ain't never had taking this pant. Yeah, this motherfucker
Speaker 3: got some strains. He won't put this dick out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that motherfucker some thoughts. He just came under the.
Speaker 4: He has some other thoughts.
Speaker 2: You ready when it's playing the games, Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 2: give you two options. You pick one, and we're good
Speaker 2: if you say both or neither.
Speaker 4: We were all taking a shot, but we took the
Speaker 4: shot with you. Yeah, we all take We don't.
Speaker 3: Leave you out there, Jamie, you got thebigie.
Speaker 4: You ain't You ain't got the hobigie.
Speaker 3: Ad alright, Yeah, I don't feel it, neither feeling the discuss.
Speaker 4: I feel the a a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they got like this is Miami, this is
Speaker 1: a Yeah, I can't get to and uh and I
Speaker 1: think he's gonna do shots.
Speaker 4: Tobaka right boom, You want me to go first, you
Speaker 4: do shots?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock.
Speaker 4: And what's my choices again?
Speaker 2: You can say both if you say bot neither and
Speaker 2: we're drinking, or you say one and then you could
Speaker 2: explain if you want or you don't have this.
Speaker 1: I gotta say both. You got to say both, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get that. I wanted you to say both too.
Speaker 1: I wanted you to say both too.
Speaker 3: I gotta say you got personal relationships of both? Right? Yes?
Speaker 3: But yes, I had Chris at my club too. Okay, yeah, both, Chris,
Speaker 3: we're friends too. Did you hit him Chris after the smack?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I was went? We went? We did a European tour together, Yes,
Speaker 3: and I was with him me. Matter of fact, me
Speaker 3: and him Dave were together. He took me to Europe
Speaker 3: and certain shiit me personally, you just don't joke about
Speaker 3: and he's my friend, so I let him live off
Speaker 3: of it. But one thing I love what he said
Speaker 3: is you know he said he'll never be on TV
Speaker 3: talking about because he's no victim and so he's not that.
Speaker 1: Do you think do you think that was even a
Speaker 1: special what you mean like did he get you know?
Speaker 1: He went at will Smith in a special Do you
Speaker 1: think that made them?
Speaker 3: Even the fact no, you hit me especial mes. Part
Speaker 3: of it will never be because you assaulted me, because
Speaker 3: I heard you say you was gonna suit everybody. If that,
Speaker 3: I would have sued him. But I would have caught
Speaker 3: him somewhere. Understand, I would have caught him something somewhere,
Speaker 3: you know, I mean somewhere. You know what I mean
Speaker 3: the bathroom. We at the same event. He going the bathroom,
Speaker 3: I going to bath you know, I mean, well, you're
Speaker 3: gonna call as well. Hey man, you cannot left weights
Speaker 3: on your chin. You have all the muscles you want.
Speaker 3: Ain't no chim workout, ain't no chin workouts. Let me
Speaker 3: see how good you your chin is. And then if
Speaker 3: you can take this motherfucker heat I put on.
Speaker 4: Your chin, then you that nigga.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to see that your muscles a term me.
Speaker 4: You know, well older the shots. We'll just keep going.
Speaker 1: Yeah one, okay, Eddie Murphy or Richard pryor Annie we'll
Speaker 1: explain why you don't have to.
Speaker 3: Danny is the most talented person I have ever met
Speaker 3: in my life solo, I mean, cheers. I met Richard
Speaker 3: Pryor later, but I know Ednie Andnnie.
Speaker 4: Is you met Richard Pryor?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't know I was. He didn't know me.
Speaker 3: He know who he was, but that face, it was okay,
Speaker 3: Richard Prior, Okay. We could have home, not Cocaine, Okay,
Speaker 3: multiple I wanted to meet Cocaine, Richie. Yeah, I wanted
Speaker 3: to too. We could have like I want to meet you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, sorry party motherfucker, I'm sorry. Yeah, but Eddie,
Speaker 3: Eddie coklay his mind. He can remember everything. He know
Speaker 3: my real name. I ain't give it to him. Really,
Speaker 3: you know it's before Google, Yeah, yes, before Google know everything.
Speaker 3: Know every comedian just a sart. He's a bad boy
Speaker 3: and play instruments, saying drop ship totally. And you can
Speaker 3: look at any of his work now and it's still
Speaker 3: first forty eight hours all this ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's still great ship off of me, Superstar Tupac
Speaker 4: or DMX Biggie. So he saying both neither or DMX.
Speaker 3: I know indeed, rest in peace. I have to go
Speaker 3: ahead and say both both. Yeah, we get shot jamis. Yeah,
Speaker 3: both put a couple out, Yeah, put it both got
Speaker 3: to both Like this next one, you want to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Steve Harvey or Cedric thank you entertainer.
Speaker 1: Oh both, Oh we got two shots too, Yeah, damn it,
Speaker 1: let's do it together.
Speaker 4: We're doing both. Salute salute who know those.
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: This is my hons game Crazier.
Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattish or some More some More, Jim Carry or
Speaker 1: Rodney Jingerfield, Rodney Dangerfield really coming to America or Harlem
Speaker 1: Knights hallm Knights.
Speaker 4: Take Paul Mooney or Red Fox. That's that's a tough one.
Speaker 3: Red Fox, Biggie or Big Al Biggie in the field.
Speaker 3: Kat Williams or d. L. Hugley. Oh take a shot,
Speaker 3: take a shot, dude, ship share both?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Will Farrell or Jack Black, Will Farrell, Monique
Speaker 1: or Wander Sykes.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm Monique.
Speaker 4: Outang Klan or n w A.
Speaker 3: Both. I mean I like that one. I think you
Speaker 3: should always be born too. N w A was important,
Speaker 3: just that alone, salute crazy, that was significance.
Speaker 4: We're still Martian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2: George Carlin or Robin Williams, George Carlin, Kevin Harp or
Speaker 2: Chris Tucker.
Speaker 3: Oh both got okay, goddamn, it's all loose.
Speaker 4: Have you got an these stories with any of these people.
Speaker 4: Please yeah, feel free. Well my club. We had to
Speaker 4: fire Chris Tuckle.
Speaker 3: This before he was y'alld no, Chris Tuckle, this was
Speaker 3: the community.
Speaker 1: Come in, man, Chris. Show starts at seven thirty. Chris,
Speaker 1: get that a thirty. Come on, man, I say, Chris,
Speaker 1: she can I got a white partner.
Speaker 4: He's fired. I say, we can't fire this.
Speaker 3: This is my man. This is Chris. Chris, you gotta
Speaker 3: come on time. Amen. He man, I'm gonna be here.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be here, quake do the Friday show. He
Speaker 3: was late Thursday, Friday late again, he's five. You can't
Speaker 3: fire Chris. This is my man, Chris, you making me
Speaker 3: look bad. Man. My partner won't get rid of and man,
Speaker 3: he was seeing my man. My girls getting my nerve.
Speaker 3: I say, I said, Chris, Saturday car. Chris laid again.
Speaker 4: Fire.
Speaker 3: I said, Chris, you're off the show, but I'm gonna
Speaker 3: pay you anyway, but you got to come on sign.
Speaker 3: He said, I'm going to Hollywood. Man, you need to
Speaker 3: come on out here with me. I said, nigga, you crazy.
Speaker 3: I just got to Atlanta, just got it is now
Speaker 3: you motherfucker too. Nigga, you've been here living here all
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 4: I was low misser for.
Speaker 3: For nine years. Nigga. I mean here with all these
Speaker 3: bad motherfuckers with a club. Did everybody know who I am?
Speaker 3: I'm good. Ide exceeded my expectations. So he wanted me
Speaker 3: to come to La with him, and he left one
Speaker 3: out and got Fridays and then that's history by Rush. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it ain't the same. Since that's my man, that's what
Speaker 3: I love him, that's my man.
Speaker 1: I seen them all one day he had on Nike,
Speaker 1: Adidas and Kuma.
Speaker 4: I said, you are out of the line.
Speaker 3: Okay. See, I'm that nigga took you ask I ain't
Speaker 3: no walking billboard. I'm not pouring gun. I'm not cordating.
Speaker 3: But none of this ship. This only put this ship
Speaker 3: because my stylars said, we will not put all the
Speaker 3: different shiit on. But when you catch me Puma Marshall's target, you.
Speaker 6: Understand, Nigga, fuck out here, Adida socks, Nigga, whatever th
Speaker 6: in the top tour, hold these niggas snh.
Speaker 3: Then you kiss my hands. I'm looking for some socks now, Nigga,
Speaker 3: who got this name on it?
Speaker 8: Kiss mynyd rappers in here, out of the all core
Speaker 8: da stupid with all shitgel fuck out of here with
Speaker 8: that bullshit walking billboards.
Speaker 3: Y'all a walking.
Speaker 4: Motherfucker bill boys.
Speaker 3: Yea, they walking bill boards. We don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Half baked on Friday, Oh Friday, that was easy. Damon
Speaker 1: Wayne or Jamie Fox, Jamie Fox fabulous or jadakiss.
Speaker 4: Both?
Speaker 3: Oh shots, shouts to my boy alchemists in the.
Speaker 4: Building, Alchemice.
Speaker 1: Okay, Chappelle show or Key and Peel Show Chappelle get out.
Speaker 4: That was Tracy Morgan or Mike Apps.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good one. Shots slolo. God damn seeing
Speaker 3: two of you, baby, and I want both of y'all.
Speaker 4: I wasn't ready. I want both of you. I'm saying
Speaker 4: two of you.
Speaker 3: Just bring the real one.
Speaker 4: Charley Murphy or down all rolands.
Speaker 3: Oh man, shot, this makes sure you put me in
Speaker 3: my first class.
Speaker 1: Okay in Living color or Mad TV Living Color Bernie
Speaker 1: Mac or patrise O'Nell. Bernie, Yeah, got it? Next to
Speaker 1: you do the next Deon Cole or d Ray Davis. Ya,
Speaker 1: and the last one is loyalty or respect?
Speaker 3: Lordy, Lordy explain, Well.
Speaker 4: It ain't work this whole show.
Speaker 3: Didn't see the ship come my back lord. T is
Speaker 3: the most essential part of any fucking relationship. Man, we
Speaker 3: respect for me Fluent only respect you because you respect me.
Speaker 3: Once you no longer respect me, I don't respect you.
Speaker 3: It don't matter to me at all. So what you
Speaker 3: say don't matter. You need to say that to some
Speaker 3: motherfucker out here who gives a fuck.
Speaker 9: What you think.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 4: Respect is I respect what you think. I give you
Speaker 4: that already.
Speaker 3: But once you show me no respect and only time
Speaker 3: that I don't respect you at you don't exist. But
Speaker 3: loyalty is different. That's a person that's gonna hold you
Speaker 3: down through no matter what situation it is. It doesn't
Speaker 3: it's not fluent, it's steady, it's dare from day one
Speaker 3: to end. Very few people are loyal. If you find loyalty,
Speaker 3: respect comes with it and more. It can't. Those two
Speaker 3: things cannot be saying both to me, I understand that,
Speaker 3: Oh god, damn we just want to drink. Damn it
Speaker 3: I that both to me. That let us off of both,
Speaker 3: let us all to both.
Speaker 4: Okay, I take that.
Speaker 3: Now, me and you got something else in common. I
Speaker 3: believe we both likeded Donald Trump's tax break. Of course
Speaker 3: that was pretty gangster. It was beautiful for me and
Speaker 3: my business. I'm just being honest with because I'm fifty
Speaker 3: to fifty with Trump, like.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm not changing it up. Yeah, sometimes I hate them.
Speaker 1: I hate all the racist shit about him, hating racist
Speaker 1: about him. But when it comes to like I have
Speaker 1: broke friends when Trump was in office, My both friends disappeared.
Speaker 3: They got money somehow, right, they are back. Broke, they
Speaker 3: are back.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 3: I agree that I agree, and we don't talk.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 3: I was the Republican. You got understandlican independent.
Speaker 4: I'm an independent, but I have always been a Republican.
Speaker 3: You're a Republican cause because of a military background, know,
Speaker 3: because I just we're flowed people. There is no way
Speaker 3: you're gonna help everybody's deficiency. And you can't make a
Speaker 3: fucking program to help everybody. The fic the prime example
Speaker 3: when you was a Republican. Yeah, well well, well way
Speaker 3: back the house was about what I'm saying is self.
Speaker 3: I mean, you have to take care of yourself. You
Speaker 3: can't rely. See if I was president of the United States,
Speaker 3: I say this, I would love for you to be president.
Speaker 3: This is what I was telling my vote for you.
Speaker 3: This is what I say. I says, the United State
Speaker 3: Government gonna give you two things. Healthcare you had Obamacare
Speaker 3: was okay, Yeah, you need your healthcare, nigga. And I'm
Speaker 3: gonna pay for your education. Other than that, nigga, you're
Speaker 3: on your own. You're on your own. You're on your own.
Speaker 3: We're gonna educate you, and we're gonna make sure you
Speaker 3: stay healthy. Now, feed on the.
Speaker 4: Land, niggas.
Speaker 3: That's that's you. That's so everything. Free education, healthcare, whatever
Speaker 3: the way it is, I'm gonna make sure it is
Speaker 3: right here now. If you need some help, we will
Speaker 3: do this. We will give you a base upon what
Speaker 3: your saivic is duty back to the government. So if
Speaker 3: you asked need a welfare check, I need you down
Speaker 3: here stopping busters when the kids go across the street
Speaker 3: to school. Community. If you ain't gonna hunt, you ain't
Speaker 3: gonna come. You ain't gonna do that, nigga, then stay
Speaker 3: over there in stars. But if you got enough, you
Speaker 3: got to be on your feet because some nigga got
Speaker 3: you on your back.
Speaker 2: That was hard.
Speaker 3: This is that truth. I ain't running for them president,
Speaker 3: I'm just what I'm saying is is certain people need help,
Speaker 3: but certain we all have flaws and we all have
Speaker 3: things that's wrong with us, and the government campaign it's
Speaker 3: just like you, a big head, fullhead nigga, like, all right,
Speaker 3: we're gonna help all big fuehead ass niggas. They feeling
Speaker 3: bad about thisself and we're gonna get this program to
Speaker 3: help big fuehead niggas feel better. Instead of the government saying, listen, nigga,
Speaker 3: see how a big fullhead nigga can get paid. You
Speaker 3: just happen to be a big full head ass nigga.
Speaker 3: That's our God.
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing the government can do to help your big
Speaker 1: fullhead ass nigga you was, But we gonna help you
Speaker 1: education and keep you be the healthy, big full head
Speaker 1: his nigga.
Speaker 3: And the educated big head for him exactly.
Speaker 4: Agency for modeling exactly.
Speaker 3: You can't. I mean, And that's what democrats are. They
Speaker 3: want to put a program. We got to help this person.
Speaker 3: This person in here, you don't like. They're both broken.
Speaker 4: Both tho systems are broken.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the system of especially as black people.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. We out Obama of course, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I want to make had to vote for bron You
Speaker 3: had to vote for all. I had to. He earned it.
Speaker 3: He was the best candidate, even if I ain't agree
Speaker 3: with a lot of this month, Yes he was a Republican.
Speaker 3: Still I was in real voter for Yeah, I voted
Speaker 3: for mynd.
Speaker 1: I actually go to the voter boot but I encourage
Speaker 1: everyone else to go to the voting booth.
Speaker 3: But when that niggas four hundred thousand dollars who make
Speaker 3: four hundred thousand dollars a year was rich, they hold
Speaker 3: up there that ain't.
Speaker 4: Let me talk to you, obci put it up theah.
Speaker 3: So now.
Speaker 4: I voted for him, and I would do it again.
Speaker 4: But how about Trump?
Speaker 1: Would you if Trump comes for twenty twenty four? Hold,
Speaker 1: hold on, come on, would you vote with Trump?
Speaker 4: So in twenty twenty four? I mean you got to
Speaker 4: who's against him?
Speaker 3: First of all, I see no way I could vote
Speaker 3: for Trump, even though I benefit from his policies. He's
Speaker 3: in terms of no, I mean, he just don't have
Speaker 3: my best interest. And even if I benefit off the
Speaker 3: policies you give me still equals to nothing, because you
Speaker 3: don't have my best interest with or without money. So
Speaker 3: I could not even I celebrated the tax break, and
Speaker 3: I celebrated the ship that he was able to implement
Speaker 3: to help me personally overall, nigga out left all that
Speaker 3: shit on the table because your fuck ass is you
Speaker 3: would get me if you could, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: He doesn't. He don't have my best interest, So yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck him on that end. Yeah, but I don't see
Speaker 3: nothing I could. But you can't be feeling sleepy Joe.
Speaker 3: I don't I deal with sleepy Joe because deep, what
Speaker 3: I'm saying is for me, the most strongest creatures that
Speaker 3: I love is black woman, and he I have to
Speaker 3: deal with his record.
Speaker 4: He's the first.
Speaker 3: Man sleep man know. I'm just see I fuck with results.
Speaker 3: I'm a result oriented dude. I don't get caught in
Speaker 3: this shit. A lot of niggas take credit for shit
Speaker 3: they haven't done or they say they would do. But
Speaker 3: you can't do it because you ain't need me achieved
Speaker 3: what it takes to be able to do it. So
Speaker 3: I'm a fuck you're gonna criticize, So I take Joe.
Speaker 3: He's the first man to give may a black woman.
Speaker 3: The Vice President states, He's the first man to a
Speaker 3: point a fucking black judge judge on the Supreme Court.
Speaker 3: That's it. He is putting black women in black minorities,
Speaker 3: I mean minorities in the circuit court of the appeal courts.
Speaker 3: That on it. I have to deal with that. That
Speaker 3: right there. That's a record with me when you had
Speaker 3: the other person who had Trump was putting everybody in
Speaker 3: this motherfucker that was against everything that I view as
Speaker 3: my existence and everything. So yeah, if it between him
Speaker 3: and him and he can be sleepy, he can put
Speaker 3: the taxes high. I'm just gonna have to find a
Speaker 3: way to make more money to pay this nigga if
Speaker 3: I fuck with a nigga that I know is hindering
Speaker 3: my growth of my people, and not even in assaulting
Speaker 3: my women black women, the way you talked to Abby Phillips,
Speaker 3: I just told her on the fucking lawn. She asked
Speaker 3: him a I said, you say, that's a stupid question.
Speaker 3: I've been watching you for a while. You've been asking
Speaker 3: stupid ask question you think you're talking. You know how
Speaker 3: hard that sister had to work to get in that
Speaker 3: grass on the White Hall lawn for you to be.
Speaker 4: Talking to her like that.
Speaker 3: You understand what I'm saying. So when you see that.
Speaker 4: People in Puerto Rico. Yeah, he threw taller paper after hurricane.
Speaker 3: I mean, you go like that, dry yourself off to
Speaker 3: shake it up. He didn't want to shake their hand,
Speaker 3: even if it benefits you personally. You see your brothers,
Speaker 3: You're like, no, I go ahead and fuck with sleeping
Speaker 3: Joe and tax me more. But he is gonna look
Speaker 3: out for my brother in Puerto rican and do that.
Speaker 3: So to make the story, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: I fuck with results, not to talking.
Speaker 4: Talking is cheap.
Speaker 2: My thing with right this moment is the and I
Speaker 2: don't want to get too political, but the issue in
Speaker 2: Ukraine because I know that I don't like Trump, but
Speaker 2: he will take us out of that situation.
Speaker 4: Quicker, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: See that's what you got a problem? Y'all got the
Speaker 3: Ukraine And listen, man, Ukraine is the best thing ever
Speaker 3: happened for us. And I'm gonna tell you why I
Speaker 3: handler rush right. Listen to me. I was in the
Speaker 3: military for nine years. That's a strategic air command. We
Speaker 3: practice everything against the Russians every day. Every money we
Speaker 3: thene gave Ukraine, Nigga, we gave that motherfucking money up
Speaker 3: training for these niggas. We found out these niggas up
Speaker 3: paper camp, paper champions. What they is, Nigga, they can't
Speaker 3: beat Ukraine. They can't fuck with us. We've been waking
Speaker 3: up five o'clock in the morning working twelve dollars against
Speaker 3: these niggas. These motherfuckers are terrible lot to us. Y'all.
Speaker 3: Are not that great motherfucking military lined with China. No,
Speaker 3: they can line with China on you won't Russia and.
Speaker 2: China, yeah, and a dollar right, everything, everything. The only
Speaker 2: good thing is all our enemies are coming out and
Speaker 2: they're saying they together.
Speaker 3: In the open.
Speaker 4: Now, Yes, that's better, Actually that is better.
Speaker 3: And it's best to Ukraine to fight them then for you, me,
Speaker 3: our kids, absolute and all you doing is financing. All
Speaker 3: you doing is financing the war without.
Speaker 10: Your MoU is winning, right Ukraine, Nigga, they shouldn't even
Speaker 10: be holding even they know they really shouldn't.
Speaker 3: They shouldn't the smaller.
Speaker 2: They should have lost the war technically within the first
Speaker 2: few days.
Speaker 3: First two weeks. He thought he was gonna go through
Speaker 3: that bitch slapper around Nigga's ours motherfuckers in that But
Speaker 3: what say said the niggas. He said, Ukraine over there
Speaker 3: fighting them niggas like that white boy from home alone.
Speaker 3: They said, they got toasters popping up. He said, you
Speaker 3: train't over that. Nigga all understanding what I'm saying, that's
Speaker 3: your enemy and your most prized fucking possession is your people.
Speaker 3: You're getting off easy having your enemy fight another. My
Speaker 3: fucking they losing their prize possession, which is damn citizen,
Speaker 3: and you able to just nothing but give money to it,
Speaker 3: especially when you spending millions and triggings for America in
Speaker 3: America all day you were training. I know it. We
Speaker 3: trained two three, four times a month in case the
Speaker 3: they come this way. And that's just the air Force.
Speaker 3: I know what the army is doing. Nay is doing
Speaker 3: billions and billions of dollars, and these niggas winning here
Speaker 3: for the mentioned and getting their ass whooping. You're sitting
Speaker 3: back there like we'll whooped they ass. Now you can
Speaker 3: really talk to them niggas. Man, were just seeing y'all.
Speaker 3: Other than the button that you can push the blow
Speaker 3: up d understand well that's always there instead. But if
Speaker 3: you know, if you push that bitch you gon to
Speaker 3: so you just wish you love your kids as much
Speaker 3: as we love out. That's all you can hope. That's
Speaker 3: always that was heard, no matter whatever the circumstance. So
Speaker 3: now you're saying, Nigga, you know, fist the fists. Nigga,
Speaker 3: you can't even beat this little nigga right here we're
Speaker 3: talking about you wanna talk to Tyson? Nigga, were over this, Nigga.
Speaker 1: We'll wipe o'all niggas out in two days. Nigga, we
Speaker 1: got you some round hit on two more used to
Speaker 1: go around your your parking lot of ass niggas. That's
Speaker 1: what America's like. Nigga had some protists. We really thought, nigga,
Speaker 1: you was ready. You was that nigga and you a
Speaker 1: paper tiger.
Speaker 3: Didn't have that bomb to blow everybody up. Nigga, We
Speaker 3: all know who got that. Seven countries got that. But
Speaker 3: nigga fighting head head our military against your military.
Speaker 1: You can't even beat these niggas right here. S the
Speaker 1: fuck your little homie. Technically, wasn't Ukraine a part of Russia?
Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, Erkley is a big part of Rush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they took it niggas against it was the
Speaker 3: U s R. Them niggas just broashed up saying, we
Speaker 3: don't want to be under this ship no more. And
Speaker 3: I said, mad about it. He want to get his
Speaker 3: bitch back. That's what you want to get his bitch back.
Speaker 3: Talks about them, He want his bitch back. He had
Speaker 3: all them holes.
Speaker 1: He was a US Hall people who he said, Nigga,
Speaker 1: we lost the little bit, you know, the hole little
Speaker 1: man going to school, getting her mind right, getting their
Speaker 1: hair FI on Sunday, you.
Speaker 4: Go so well, they're looking at you over here, and
Speaker 4: you mind now.
Speaker 3: I'm taking a shot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry saying that's
Speaker 3: what I'm taking a shot for that. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 3: feel you broke that.
Speaker 4: I'm crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh here, oh man, we trained for every time. Man,
Speaker 3: I got to take a shot I got. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: watching your act.
Speaker 4: Man don't know.
Speaker 3: I yeah, it's right back now. So let's talk about
Speaker 3: the Quake Show for a second. Yes, Quake House, right,
Speaker 3: Quake House Serious x SIM Channel ninety six. So Kevin
Speaker 3: Hart's left at live radio. Wow, yeah, Kevin maybe in
Speaker 3: his flagship show. I bring comedians together and we do
Speaker 3: just what y'all doing. We don't have this much liquor,
Speaker 3: you got, so we comedians bringing up different subjects and
Speaker 3: we elaborate on hot topics, that type of thing, and
Speaker 3: it's funny. I mean it's fun it's funny. And it's also,
Speaker 3: like I said previous, a platform for other comedians to
Speaker 3: get a platform to show how funny they are. Because see,
Speaker 3: that's how I used to sell Joe. That's what I
Speaker 3: learned from Steve too. I used to get on the
Speaker 3: morning show and crush it, and then motherfuckers say, who
Speaker 3: was that motherfucker on the radio? We got to go
Speaker 3: see him. Man, he's gonna be at the end problem tonight.
Speaker 3: And then you let your jokes from the radio be
Speaker 3: so funny that it carry over to the club. And
Speaker 3: that's how I used to do it. So I try to,
Speaker 3: you know, see and give comedians a chance to get on,
Speaker 3: and it's called quake house. Kick it in my house
Speaker 3: till you get your yours and bring comedians in there
Speaker 3: and we have a good time and talk about serious
Speaker 3: subjects such as politics all the way down to your
Speaker 3: woman sleeping with your best friend.
Speaker 1: Hold up, wait a minute, yeah, welcome on. I wasn't
Speaker 1: ready go ahead, continue.
Speaker 4: No, really, we talk about all that.
Speaker 3: You know, what would you do if you lost your
Speaker 3: motherfucking woman to your best friend.
Speaker 1: You know. Now, let me ask you being at you
Speaker 1: guys are on Kevin Hart Show. If you have jokes
Speaker 1: about Kevin Hart, do you still use it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? keV got a sense, say human, keV good. You
Speaker 3: can't disrespect the boss. But if it's funny, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, keV Ain't that kind of keV Is.
Speaker 3: It's a real comedian. He's he's a good dude man.
Speaker 3: So you know, I would never ever let nobody disrespect him.
Speaker 3: But if it's a joke that's funny. No one is
Speaker 3: above a joke.
Speaker 1: Because you know his controversy that he had, right, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't play it like with that because I see Michael
Speaker 1: Blacksman playing with him like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but him and Michael Blason is more than jokes. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. If it's jokes, then it is,
Speaker 3: but we don't do no segment on it. But you
Speaker 3: wouldn't do that like Fox News wouldn't bring up They
Speaker 3: would sue for seven hundred and eighty million. Understand it
Speaker 3: Just that's just not what it is. It's not I mean,
Speaker 3: it's not it's just not common sense you on his platform,
Speaker 3: just respect and loyalty, Like I said, previews, to do that,
Speaker 3: and I can find other things that's funny, more compelling,
Speaker 3: then have to go to that. I'm not limited to that.
Speaker 3: And see that's what I tell them. You don't have
Speaker 3: nothing else than that, then I get it. But if
Speaker 3: you're just doing that because that's that the nigga, you
Speaker 3: have to find another place to hang out at.
Speaker 4: Is there such thing as going too far for the joke?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, once it's not funny, That's what I say. Okay,
Speaker 3: you could tell when you're the only one laughing, then
Speaker 3: ain't a joke no more. I understand. But if everybody
Speaker 3: cracking up there it is so I will say, when
Speaker 3: no one is laughing but you, that's too far. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Okay, you you should be
Speaker 3: the last one laughing at it. And if everybody else
Speaker 3: dying in it ain't too far and they should be
Speaker 3: able to take it.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a shot for that. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: being honest.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was great, was great?
Speaker 3: That was great.
Speaker 4: Is there such such thing called too soon?
Speaker 1: Like having to Michael Jackson's joke thirteen minutes after he
Speaker 1: passed away.
Speaker 3: Donelle rollins Is, we call that nigga too soon, because
Speaker 3: Donelle don't give a fuck. Donelle, you died in twelve
Speaker 3: oh five, twelve oh six, he got one foot. We
Speaker 3: call that nigga too soon. I see him use the
Speaker 3: F word on stage. He Donelle rollins Is, we call
Speaker 3: that nigga too soon, too soon, But that's the beautiful
Speaker 3: of our art. Nigga, once you give it to it,
Speaker 3: were the third eye. You understand. And if it's factual, nigga,
Speaker 3: who are you to tell us.
Speaker 4: When we should talk about it?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 3: Huh, you're making jokes at intervals. I talked about Arifa Franklin. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you said, yeah, a marathon arm funeral three week about
Speaker 3: Caria Franklin's funeral shooting. Trump support us right, saying the
Speaker 3: kids and kids and everybody understands you a rather you understand,
Speaker 3: pick up where you get at that point. It ain't harsh.
Speaker 3: That's where you are from that perspective, So hell yeah,
Speaker 3: hell yeah. If it's a funeral, I'm gonna get it myself.
Speaker 3: I know what's funny, and I'm gonna get you. You're like,
Speaker 3: and then I have the ultimate comeback. Fuck you, that
Speaker 3: was funny.
Speaker 4: That's if it doesn't work well, if you you just.
Speaker 3: Don't want to laugh because you feel it's inappropriate. Fuck you,
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You don't just knowing this is probably Mike could go south.
Speaker 3: It's a possibility, all of them are. But you really
Speaker 3: don't care. You really once you start pandamas your orderance
Speaker 3: me myself, I think you're going down the slippery bro
Speaker 3: because you be saying things on your in your special
Speaker 3: like these ain't jokes.
Speaker 1: These ain't joking like you put in the comedians comedic sense,
Speaker 1: but delivery is comedic. But you're actually talking about real
Speaker 1: life situations, right.
Speaker 3: Because we don't feel that. I mean, you elaborate from
Speaker 3: the factual and then of course you blow we ate
Speaker 3: making this ship funny and going over the board on
Speaker 3: it comediateally, but the factual root of it is the truth.
Speaker 3: Like people have long ass funerals, Come on, now, let
Speaker 3: it go.
Speaker 1: He's supposed to be with jes One more song, one
Speaker 1: more mother, He's supposed to be with Jesus.
Speaker 3: The Lord Hella, so long time you got to said
Speaker 3: God gone? He said the preacher, he said he said,
Speaker 3: the preacher preached the whole Bible, the whole to get
Speaker 3: into them. Yeah, when you sit there, you're like, come on, past,
Speaker 3: let it go, and to hold him that long and
Speaker 3: you metaphormally you take it. Actually God waiting for you,
Speaker 3: because you know what we say, He's waiting for you
Speaker 3: at the pearly gates and you get there and they
Speaker 3: ain't even saying God, God on because you went down
Speaker 3: there to.
Speaker 4: He touched you on Thursday next Thursday.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that meme with with like the
Speaker 1: guys walking in into Heaven but Hell sounds like it's
Speaker 1: popping right?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No one you see that meme?
Speaker 1: The guy he's like, he's like he's walking into Heaven,
Speaker 1: but it's like, damn man, Hell because he's got a lift.
Speaker 3: What if Hell is it lit like this? Let's just say,
Speaker 3: what if would you take that shot? I don't know,
Speaker 3: you see Heaven? Heaven? What if I hell that there? Papa?
Speaker 3: It's a little happen like club live this motherfucker? What
Speaker 3: what happens?
Speaker 1: What happens if Hell was actually the ship to go to?
Speaker 1: This is the weirdest conversation I've ever had.
Speaker 4: But you go though, that's I don't know, because that's
Speaker 4: your eternity.
Speaker 3: I'll take a shot. I took a shot. I'll go
Speaker 3: ahead and go in there because I know my mom
Speaker 3: made in hell. I say, my mom, let me go
Speaker 3: here with this. That that's the door I take.
Speaker 1: That'd be funny, though, right not really happen is boring
Speaker 1: and you're like, damn, may I should just went to hell.
Speaker 4: And there trying to bribe how.
Speaker 3: You get out of here? Get out? Else coming in there?
Speaker 3: But they're there, but you get out. I think I
Speaker 3: made the wrong choices up all this fluffy ship?
Speaker 1: What is what?
Speaker 3: What? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Do you get more thrill out doing shows.
Speaker 1: Or making the material, putting it together, or performing the material?
Speaker 3: Performing at this when you get into that creative molde
Speaker 3: like I'm about to do another special special with Dave
Speaker 3: and now next make a walk annoyed. Yeah, we're going
Speaker 3: that means the first one. That means the first one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Walter Lathum, We're coming forward and do it in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Walter Latham is that the guy that I mean Walter Uh,
Speaker 3: get drink now. Walter Latham is a dude from King
Speaker 3: of Comic Standing. Yeah, Yeah, he's producer this one. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: he produced this shot. That's all guy from Death Comedy Jail. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Death Comedy did all of our Dave Chappelle's special way, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's there. You're shooting a special and you got stand
Speaker 3: in there man. He Yeah, it was a pleasure. That's
Speaker 3: my man. She had stand been known since Richard prime
Speaker 3: Red Fox stands the Man. So yeah, we're gonna do that,
Speaker 3: and I'm looking forward to it. We're gonna do it
Speaker 3: this time. I'm doing it in Atlanta. That's why I
Speaker 3: started my comedy career. I had to do d C.
Speaker 3: In case this ship don't work again, I could still
Speaker 3: be famous at home, right, That's why I shot d C.
Speaker 4: You're gonna do the HONX.
Speaker 3: The fuck. No, I'm trying to get away from the man.
Speaker 4: I'm rehabilitated.
Speaker 3: If I did any in strip club, we'll be Magic Magic.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Michael Bonnet, that's my friend.
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, I met him the Magic when I
Speaker 3: first came to Atlanta m hm, and we've been friends
Speaker 3: since then.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm gonna shoot it in Atlanta.
Speaker 2: In Atlanta talking about Atlanta, the homie new face in
Speaker 2: the question okay, And he's saying, to ask about Spencer Neil,
Speaker 2: how you how'd you pick him?
Speaker 3: Steal shop and steal.
Speaker 5: And.
Speaker 3: I have always picked the hottest young comedians to open
Speaker 3: for me because they keep it relevant when they get
Speaker 3: on that stage and they kill that ship. You know
Speaker 3: a lot of comedians take motherfuckers that they know is
Speaker 3: sorry to.
Speaker 4: Open form mm hmm, they're better. No, just the comfortability.
Speaker 3: It's uncomfortable going behind funny motherfuckers every night. You gotta hurk.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. You would love to just
Speaker 3: leave your motherfucking house flying. Everybody love you. You got
Speaker 3: a motherfucker up thereno, Man, do you real quick if
Speaker 3: you put that funny dog in front of that motherfucker
Speaker 3: he you know when you laying competitive competitor, I gotta
Speaker 3: be on my ship and.
Speaker 4: That helps you, you understand.
Speaker 1: So the reason why to answer his question Spencer Neil
Speaker 1: is because he's a funny young comedian and I know
Speaker 1: every night, you know he's gonna come and be funny
Speaker 1: so much that's gonna make me.
Speaker 3: The minimal. Maintain me and be funny, but raise my
Speaker 3: ship on up, you know what I mean? And I
Speaker 3: have always put the funniest motherfuckers up and told him
Speaker 3: and never restricted him. Some comedian, you can't talk about this,
Speaker 3: talk about that, stepping on this, step it on that,
Speaker 3: and don't do this? Do you do you? Man? Get them?
Speaker 3: They should come seeing me and leave thinking about you
Speaker 3: say yeah, Cui was great, but I gotta see that
Speaker 3: you home motherfuck in the future.
Speaker 1: That is your objective, and that was That is your objective,
Speaker 1: and you're not offending me by having that objective.
Speaker 4: I want that for you. That's the reason why you
Speaker 4: open it for me.
Speaker 3: That's the reason why I'm providing this happened, this opportunity
Speaker 3: for you because I'm gonna be all right no matter
Speaker 3: what you do to them motherfuckers right now.
Speaker 4: QUA gonna be all right.
Speaker 3: I believe that. But it still doesn't stop me from
Speaker 3: giving you that opportunity. And that's the problem we don't have.
Speaker 3: In hour.
Speaker 2: I'm taking a shot for that talent, a young version
Speaker 2: of you, who were the comedians that you looked up
Speaker 2: to that made you really laugh.
Speaker 3: I don't watch a lot of comedians because I don't write.
Speaker 3: So when you don't physically write, you have to keep
Speaker 3: your shit period because you don't want to come up
Speaker 3: with something and you heard it by hearing another motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: But before even you writing, before even this is a career,
Speaker 2: like who made you laugh? I wasn't even in the
Speaker 2: comedy like you wasn't even looking at it at all.
Speaker 4: Your parents, my parents did.
Speaker 3: But Nigga, you don't hang with me. I hang with
Speaker 3: my parents. They say, Richard pride, But when you have now,
Speaker 3: they never educated you on and on here I was
Speaker 3: doing my own little different things off of it. I
Speaker 3: knew who he was, but I didn't indulge in what
Speaker 3: he does it like that. Yeah, it was a part
Speaker 3: of like it was five different ship of entertainment we did,
Speaker 3: but not indulging too that Nigga is a comedian and
Speaker 3: he this, this and this. It was that's the dude,
Speaker 3: tell jokes and today we're gonna listen to music.
Speaker 4: But you didn't have a favorite comedian growing up.
Speaker 3: No, No, this is like I said, This was no epiphany.
Speaker 3: This was just and if I can.
Speaker 4: Say anything on this, motherfucker elver man, this was just.
Speaker 3: The best decision that day. Wow, get on stage and
Speaker 3: see can I see see? Can I do this? And you?
Speaker 3: Nothing better came and That's why I tell my fucker
Speaker 3: fuck and I don't want to fuck with people with
Speaker 3: these goal ship. But live your life, nigga, and make
Speaker 3: the best decision that day, and if a better one
Speaker 3: don't come the next day, stay with the one you
Speaker 3: did yesterday. Keep riding it.
Speaker 4: You understand, because it's life.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You if it makes you comfortable,
Speaker 3: then it's right. I didn't know what I was gonna do,
Speaker 3: but I knew I was gonna do something. I never
Speaker 3: imagined it would be this. I never planned this. That's
Speaker 3: why I don't take care of my family. None of mofuckers,
Speaker 3: nobody say you as a kid would have gave me
Speaker 3: some pull me to the side, you know, Nigga, this
Speaker 3: with your pride, Nigga, you got that kind of skill,
Speaker 3: then let me take you. Because you hear all these
Speaker 3: niggas they got stories. My mother took me to the
Speaker 3: comedy club and stayed with me.
Speaker 4: It is and somebody's I ain't getting none of that ship.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. It was the best thing.
Speaker 3: Let me try to ship. See what's popping. You understand
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I'm not that nigga. For some reason
Speaker 3: it don't roll me. Even with the motherfuckers who I
Speaker 3: have showed promise in this have not supported it.
Speaker 1: Wow, you understand show you got two of the biggest
Speaker 1: dudes that got your back and Dave Chappelle that.
Speaker 3: Is we're taking a shot. Jabelle got that. Yeah, little
Speaker 3: side niggas. They told me, y'all be having niggas in
Speaker 3: here testifying how many shots shots? Yeah, watch it, yeah
Speaker 3: read you now? They all fine.
Speaker 1: Now, have you ever been in a situation where, like
Speaker 1: the first five minutes of the show, people wasn't giving
Speaker 1: you that reaction and you like had to.
Speaker 4: You had to turn it up or turn it around.
Speaker 3: It all depends on where I'm at, Like, if it's
Speaker 3: a club, all right, like we're on tour now it's
Speaker 3: called straight jokes. No, it's me Cedric the entertainer, he
Speaker 3: l Hughley, Mike Epps, DC, Young Fly.
Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, we was just in Tampa last night.
Speaker 3: I have to tell y'all this is the first interview
Speaker 3: I ever flew in just to do an interview.
Speaker 6: We we.
Speaker 3: No in here. We we're in your hometown, New York
Speaker 3: City when the Barclay Friday.
Speaker 4: Then we're doing St Louis. I'm gonna catch on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we this is the last week where the dates
Speaker 3: is that I'm gonna fly off. Yeah, it's man said,
Speaker 3: it's so fucking funny set any time. Yeah, Cedrick d
Speaker 3: l you gotta watch DC young fly. That's a brother
Speaker 3: that came through the social media respect because he's putting
Speaker 3: the work in he could have made. He is out
Speaker 3: here fucking when we did about thirty dates and he
Speaker 3: out here with us, and he took the ship so
Speaker 3: he can see how the o g's do it. And
Speaker 3: he's blowing it away. And then Mike Apps, of course
Speaker 3: you got Mike. You got Mike, you got you got
Speaker 3: said and you got me. And we'll be in your hometown,
Speaker 3: New York and St. Louis and uh, it's going end.
Speaker 3: This the last week of the tours. Straight jokes and
Speaker 3: Chase the come and but we're picking it back up
Speaker 3: in November and December, okay and coming back out.
Speaker 4: Yeah I gotta come see us. We'll bring Luke and
Speaker 4: the dancers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm nuclear weapon again. Yeah, I went to look
Speaker 3: heat it all. He used to have one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty homes. You down at one and a half, I said,
Speaker 3: it was a half of it, said Nigga, I dropped
Speaker 3: the bomb for you. I was that this was in
Speaker 3: there man, in the mom this is what you got. Now.
Speaker 1: I've met people that disappointed me, like I've met them
Speaker 1: and I thought they was a certain person. I remember
Speaker 1: met somebody who you thought here were already smiling. I
Speaker 1: remember met somebody that just disappointed you.
Speaker 3: Was just like, fuck, yeah, but we're good now.
Speaker 4: But who wasn't telling us?
Speaker 3: No? We were good?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: No, we talked about it, Okay.
Speaker 4: What happened. I just we were friends.
Speaker 3: You know, you thought the motherfucker knew you, but he
Speaker 3: don't know you. You know what I mean? You mean
Speaker 3: you know you know because in this business, and I
Speaker 3: tell this to my girl, you know the occupational hazard
Speaker 3: of this business is when you walk out your door,
Speaker 3: you are your fans property. You can't get mad at
Speaker 3: the people that provide us to stand and living.
Speaker 4: That your benefit from.
Speaker 3: Baby. You have to understand the reason why you're driving
Speaker 3: into this because of that person. And I have none.
Speaker 3: I've always told myself when I do not want to
Speaker 3: deal with them, I don't go out.
Speaker 4: That's real ship.
Speaker 3: I owe them that I don't want to put up
Speaker 3: with you you don't want in the house. And yeah,
Speaker 3: because I didn't have plans with my wom men and
Speaker 3: talent were supposed to go somewhere, Like I'm not feeling
Speaker 3: it because I don't want to deal with it with
Speaker 3: cast for me being out and and I don't have
Speaker 3: that pace. And she understand that you have to find that.
Speaker 3: That being said you sir, who you mean? Come on?
Speaker 3: Tell me? No, man, I can't tell your first seller story.
Speaker 3: But no, we're good because he called and shit is
Speaker 3: what it is. So I'm over in Europe performing with
Speaker 3: Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. God damnit lighte Floss like, yes, nigga,
Speaker 3: we we we Oh, it's a highlight, nigga. I'm you opinion,
Speaker 3: I'm international. So I'm feeling good. I'm in the back.
Speaker 3: So he comes in and I see him, and you know,
Speaker 3: mind's work. I come to him and the nigga. You know,
Speaker 3: I don't never assume that a nigga knows me. But
Speaker 3: he's like, great, you're my man. You're the funniest motherfucker.
Speaker 3: I said, Oh, ship, nigga, flattered that this nigga knowed me. Man,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I'm like, yo, man, you're gonna take
Speaker 3: a picture with me, like yeah, yeah, yeah, telling me
Speaker 3: my man. Moving on, We're cool like boom, switch numbers
Speaker 3: and everything. Right. So I'm in La at the crib
Speaker 3: and a friend of mine know that I told him
Speaker 3: the same story I told y'all. He said, your.
Speaker 1: Man is here.
Speaker 3: I said, my man is here. He said yeah. He
Speaker 3: over the pond. He flew over. I said, all right, boom,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come up there and tell this nigga, hi,
Speaker 3: you know, welcome to the country. I think you know
Speaker 3: you're in La. You need anything, I come in there,
Speaker 3: come back in there, walk in the back of lay man.
Speaker 3: What's up your dude? That nigga looked at me like
Speaker 3: I was short. So it's man who was his role?
Speaker 3: Man say.
Speaker 4: You must know somebody, huh.
Speaker 3: I said yeah. He said, yeah, you must know somebody,
Speaker 3: because now nobody suposted to be.
Speaker 4: Back here, all right, Michael Blacksman, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Not might So we sit there. He said, no nobody
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be. I said, oh, man, I just
Speaker 3: came back to say hello someone my man.
Speaker 1: So I said, say my man. So I say to him,
Speaker 1: I say to him. I say, my name is earthquake.
Speaker 1: I just want to say hello to my man.
Speaker 3: So is that? A man said, I know who you are.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, my fault far for coming in on
Speaker 3: the outside. I just want to say hello to my
Speaker 3: man boom. When I left out, I said, oh, we
Speaker 3: don't feel the same mother fucking way. Now, for the record,
Speaker 3: he calls me and he said, hey, man, my fault quake.
Speaker 3: I didn't die this. That said that. We go along.
Speaker 3: We're good people.
Speaker 4: No, no, I think I know.
Speaker 3: I mean and nigga. I was like, okay some overseas comedians. Man, No,
Speaker 3: I mean no, he ain't a comedian. Yeah yeah your
Speaker 3: s London, right, yeah yeah yeah. He recently was doing
Speaker 3: a bunch of stuff over here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Your no.
Speaker 3: But we're good. He want Honted, We want Hounted. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now we want hunt He agreed.
Speaker 6: The wrapping always the niggas won't respect the battles for ship. Nigga,
Speaker 6: we already said, just tell me.
Speaker 3: You got to say see, that's how to gets you.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. I got the nigga saying,
Speaker 6: just tell the story. We ain't got. Now he wants
Speaker 6: you to tell you to figure out, don't stay start
Speaker 6: you know, so I'll take.
Speaker 3: A drink on the take drake on that you're wrong.
Speaker 3: You're wrong now.
Speaker 4: Is performing therapeutic for you?
Speaker 3: Yes, definitely. When I went through my divorces, elbow worse.
Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about the guy he's trying.
Speaker 3: To figure out the first my I'm over looking at
Speaker 3: that nigga. Ain't that nigga?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Look pat worse? No, I was agents man is one hundred.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't do that to me? When I seen he just speak,
Speaker 3: he just wouldn't do that. Was hurt.
Speaker 4: I thought he was from the white London.
Speaker 3: He was the white.
Speaker 4: Is the smoothest nigga in the world.
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 3: That nigga.
Speaker 4: Speaking the queens.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of niggas. That nigga got married,
Speaker 3: got his nigga off the list.
Speaker 4: Nigga, it's the smooth eas wouldn't do that to me.
Speaker 4: But is comedy therapeutic for you?
Speaker 3: Very much? So? Okay? They helped me through a lot
Speaker 3: of ship, right, they helped me through everything. Definitely, my mother,
Speaker 3: my divorce. Uh you said, were you losing my club? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did a lot of ship.
Speaker 3: The first session of her she said, he don't pay
Speaker 3: his taxes. Yeah she did. But she helped me by
Speaker 3: doing that though, Okay, because you paid your nigga. I
Speaker 3: had to go there and see on the side one
Speaker 3: on one and I'm I'm straight now, I'm in appliance.
Speaker 3: That's what they say. We're good. So now she helped
Speaker 3: me out there. But yeah, it's therapeutic for me because
Speaker 3: I'm able to articulate that point of.
Speaker 4: View releasing stuff too on the stage and.
Speaker 3: Motherfuckers resonate with that because they're going through it too,
Speaker 3: because you know, we have our point of view too.
Speaker 3: Some people have unrealistic expectations and you need to be
Speaker 3: articulate that in.
Speaker 4: A comedic form.
Speaker 3: And I'm able to do that, and and it gets
Speaker 3: it off my chest that I can get paid for
Speaker 3: it instandn't laying on the couch paying a nigger for it.
Speaker 3: And that's how I look at it. Okay, it says
Speaker 3: how do you get how did you get back here?
Speaker 3: Earth Craik says, get out star actor Daniel You just
Speaker 3: don't let it go show sunny DVD s trying to
Speaker 3: be He's okay, all right, all right, yeah, but we're good.
Speaker 4: That's my man. Good we're good, but they got me,
Speaker 4: got came out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, told you, damn man, man, he's my man. He
Speaker 3: was always my man. I wasn't his man. I was
Speaker 3: always let me ask you.
Speaker 1: Right one time, I'll say, I'll say his name if
Speaker 1: I have to. But I was in I was in open.
Speaker 3: But I was doing a.
Speaker 4: Reggae Doones show and it was ironic about it.
Speaker 1: It was a reggae doone artist that said I'm not
Speaker 1: going on after Norri because he thought I was bigger
Speaker 1: than him because of America.
Speaker 3: So he said, I'm not going on after Norriy I
Speaker 3: got to go on before Norri. I know comedians don't
Speaker 3: want to go on after you.
Speaker 1: Is that a problem for you? No, I mean because
Speaker 1: you were going any any time of the night. Oh
Speaker 1: you prefer to be the closer.
Speaker 3: No, man, I mean, like again, it's subjective. A show
Speaker 3: should be laid a certain way. Certain people you shouldn't
Speaker 3: put behind certain people because it's a flow of show.
Speaker 4: It's like music.
Speaker 3: You want to raise the show to a level, and
Speaker 3: certain people can't follow that list.
Speaker 4: If I'm in a sum with five or their six.
Speaker 3: Comedians, I'm not trying to be Michael Jackson because my
Speaker 3: mentality is between the five of us, you got your
Speaker 3: money's worth. If you value the money, I'm to value
Speaker 3: the principle of laughter. You know what I mean, I
Speaker 3: know you're gonna laugh. Right, So you paid one hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty whatever your ticket was, you got
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty dollars worth if it came to
Speaker 3: laugh with the five people we got on him.
Speaker 4: So it's back.
Speaker 3: Now. When I'm headlining, I'm the last motherfucker. It is
Speaker 3: my job to take it to the next level. Because
Speaker 3: I'm last, that's that's just my job. But if I'm
Speaker 3: first or second, nigga, you lose that bitch over the
Speaker 3: back because I ain't got to take this up. That's
Speaker 3: this job.
Speaker 4: They're going to close.
Speaker 3: He got to close, you understand, He conversated for I'm
Speaker 3: not being compensated as the closer. So when you're the closer,
Speaker 3: you you're going in with a different motherfucker set.
Speaker 6: I have to.
Speaker 3: Take this ship to a high level than on the
Speaker 3: people that went before me. Right, it's just as something.
Speaker 3: You prefer to be the closer or you don't really
Speaker 3: care if the money right quick there in night, so
Speaker 3: I hosted.
Speaker 1: I go first, I go second, I know third, I
Speaker 1: close this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: But the price is the price. The price say I
Speaker 3: know first, and the price say I go first.
Speaker 4: I have no problem with it.
Speaker 3: The price say last.
Speaker 4: And it's because it's.
Speaker 3: See, I don't need all that bannery shit, because at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, it's about who's funny. That's
Speaker 3: why I say you watch my special. If we're talking
Speaker 3: about funny niggas, put's funny up, you understand, don't don't,
Speaker 3: don't judge me. You know the cutest nigga, the nigga
Speaker 3: that this or this, if they are making their money
Speaker 3: and holding the bad ass, the funniest nigga, where is
Speaker 3: they work?
Speaker 4: See, I believe in the work.
Speaker 3: My work speaks for itself and officially it will get
Speaker 3: to where me and if it don't, my pigs know.
Speaker 3: And that's all I need. So I don't live about
Speaker 3: my means, neither me or my one. We don't live
Speaker 3: beyond our means. So I ain't gonna be on no unsung.
Speaker 3: That's a motivation, speaks like a motherfucker motivation, don't know.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna keep on putting the work out. I see.
Speaker 4: Party in hell later.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do minds. I'm gonna do it. You see
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I'm gonna just keep putting the work
Speaker 3: out and put it in. And that's why my next special,
Speaker 3: what's it called the Pullaser Pulitzer, the Pullaser Pulaser, Yes,
Speaker 3: not the Politicer, the political Yeah, that's the best litle
Speaker 3: just being the best book ever of the year and
Speaker 3: is lyrically molesting the ship.
Speaker 4: Called comedy lyrically.
Speaker 3: But let on, I made my first special called Legendary
Speaker 3: just to put the pressure on myself to meet up
Speaker 3: to an expectation, because if it wasn't legendary, my peers
Speaker 3: would have talked about me.
Speaker 4: This nigga should have named that ship booty.
Speaker 1: But can be because the only my only complaint about
Speaker 1: the beautiful special that you made.
Speaker 4: My only complaint was it was to show the same thing.
Speaker 4: But but that's a compliment.
Speaker 1: Actually, no one goes above hour on Netflix special remember
Speaker 1: HBO specials to be our a half two hours is Netflix?
Speaker 4: Is that the deal is like it has to be
Speaker 4: he said earlier.
Speaker 3: I said this standards. I don't need an hour if
Speaker 3: it's about jokes. Put the niggas whole hour up. They
Speaker 3: ain't got thirty seven minutes.
Speaker 4: Of jokes laughter.
Speaker 3: This is non motherfucking concentrated. This is straight. I understand
Speaker 3: all that other bullshit. I don't need to give you
Speaker 3: no hour. These niggas give you an hour of books bullshit.
Speaker 4: It's true. I'm not saying bullshit.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not just I'm not I'm not. I'm
Speaker 3: not saying this.
Speaker 1: You say, if we're talking about jokes laughter, Yes, that's
Speaker 1: the objective of the job.
Speaker 4: That's why it's called comedy.
Speaker 3: Special. It should be special, long gated, long time without
Speaker 3: not a laugh. Nigga's wrong, just for the sake of
Speaker 3: filling the time, give you thirty seven of it. Keep coming, nigga,
Speaker 3: keep seving. I don't need that hour. Go do something
Speaker 3: else with your twenty three and gave you what you
Speaker 3: needed for the laugh of what it is. I don't
Speaker 3: need an hour of your time to achieve the job
Speaker 3: of you laughing. Fuck this, nigga for an hour, take.
Speaker 4: It up your time. That should be the next.
Speaker 3: It's ludicrous, it's fucking ludicer understand. Don't talking about I'm
Speaker 3: thirty seven. Don't get what you need and gonna leave
Speaker 3: with it. You understand what I'm saying. That's just my prep.
Speaker 3: That's like Dave wrong. That to me, we watched the
Speaker 3: whole special on the right here.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's giddy to you.
Speaker 3: Laugh.
Speaker 4: You had a good time, fulfilled that.
Speaker 3: I don't need an hour of your time for you
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 4: It all that great, it's great. It leaves you wanted more.
Speaker 4: That's one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I got another thirty seven for you. But
Speaker 3: I don't need to say you just.
Speaker 4: Give us thirty eight next time. No, I was like
Speaker 4: fifty nine.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, hold on, I just watched it. No,
Speaker 3: fifty nine out the crush because you already accepted that
Speaker 3: nigga for hour quantity. Look it is, I got quality.
Speaker 3: In fact, if you're gonna take the quality, that's on you.
Speaker 3: I'm selling quality and the quality. What I do only
Speaker 3: take thirty seven minutes.
Speaker 4: You can see the time on it right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know why thirty seven minutes, And that's
Speaker 3: no disrespect to a nigga with an hour.
Speaker 2: Thirty thirty, eh, but most of these hours is fifty
Speaker 2: ninety nine.
Speaker 3: No, it was thirty seven, Okay, I don't do nothing
Speaker 3: but thirty seven thirty seven, yeah, and got in fulfilled you. Yes,
Speaker 3: what was it? A long course, full course.
Speaker 1: Meal, nigg and we said we're doing the next one
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, in Atlanta, lemon pepper wings everywhere.
Speaker 3: Please please, I asked for it.
Speaker 4: I don't ask for much.
Speaker 3: And you live in California, now, yes, some taxes is real.
Speaker 4: It's a month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Republic, I'm taking it. But I told you, niggas,
Speaker 3: this motherfucking don't love us. He loved me for where
Speaker 3: I'm at.
Speaker 4: He don't love us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, California is ridiculous, is crazy. I mean, it's so
Speaker 3: fucking ridiculous. Isn't it hard that it's so good? Everything
Speaker 3: is so fucking twenty five dollars? Omelet nigga, what kind
Speaker 3: of eggs you've got? The fussy talking about Nigga at
Speaker 3: the four seasons?
Speaker 1: No Nigga at the waffle, I do won't put the
Speaker 1: place out, Just stop that waffle.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I got another name with I ain't wanna
Speaker 3: fuck them up, but yeah, twenty five dollars, tatous, Yeah, nigga,
Speaker 3: slice of toast. Let's just forget nigga. Fresh juice nine
Speaker 3: dollars nigga. So it's you gotta make that money out
Speaker 3: there players shoot out a vegan fuck No, I mean,
Speaker 3: but I'm chicken and fish. Read me at a loan.
Speaker 3: I mean, had a low nigga prostate? Good fucking holding good. Now,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna check the heart out and take my body
Speaker 3: to shop like it's my car.
Speaker 4: Nigga, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Your prostate story is very, very funny, but it's very
Speaker 1: very That's what I love about your comedy is you
Speaker 1: can take a real situation and make it funny, but
Speaker 1: it's still a real situation because it's the truth.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: It's did your doctor call you have to see in
Speaker 4: a special?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was like that was funny. Ship.
Speaker 4: I say, listen, you big thumb nigga.
Speaker 3: Your hours of five? Nine to five? Nigga? What you
Speaker 3: call it?
Speaker 4: Six thirty nigga talking on Joe?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's my man, you know, because he told
Speaker 3: me some ship man. The man say, I'm from DC.
Speaker 3: One of mother fuckers give you facts. You have to
Speaker 3: deal with it because I had like spots on my
Speaker 3: mother colon and I wasn't getting it checked like I
Speaker 3: supposed to. He said, you play these games if you
Speaker 3: want to, but it's your colon, nigg not mine, like
Speaker 3: doctor no white yeah yeah, white Jewish Jewish doctor Stein.
Speaker 3: Shout out to you, fakistan Stein. Whenever you got a
Speaker 3: starn in your name, you know, you know you connected? Yeah,
Speaker 3: well you are connected. He was. He was exactly what
Speaker 3: needed to be talked to. Ever since then, this big
Speaker 3: dumb nigga has been in my life and in your
Speaker 3: asshole too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been in there. He't want to make at all.
Speaker 3: We ain't know cheer about a niggai in my ass.
Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of ship your Yeah, but no,
Speaker 3: it was important and U he made me see it.
Speaker 3: Like all he was saying from street wise, it's your life, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: You don't give a fuck about it. I don't given
Speaker 3: about it, but I'm here if you do. And like,
Speaker 3: all right, because every year for your birthday you get
Speaker 3: a physical, physical, cool and everything on.
Speaker 1: And man, I got dermatology, neurologists, I got all them niggas,
Speaker 1: all of them take care of this, man, I mean,
Speaker 1: and I try to tell my people this.
Speaker 4: The least they can do is take care of us.
Speaker 3: Even if you ain't got no healthcare fucking motherfucking medical bill.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see somebody. You ain't just gonna keep me.
Speaker 3: You ain't gonna put all this ship up, urgent cares, hospitals,
Speaker 3: all this new technology to help people live, nigga, and
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna taken advantage of it. If anybody deserves
Speaker 3: this new technologist us ungrateful bastards.
Speaker 1: Did they dead Obama kad once Obama got out of office?
Speaker 3: No, they ain't never care. They can't stop it because
Speaker 3: all of my fuck Yeah, because all the people tell
Speaker 3: me you go Obamacare. I have to tell you that.
Speaker 4: Supposed to share.
Speaker 5: I got money, got something though, I got that acting
Speaker 5: deals I just joined, so I act the sad sad
Speaker 5: shout out. Stay strong, you striker, you strikers.
Speaker 3: Right writer, what the is up with this?
Speaker 4: Right strike?
Speaker 3: You know I got I'm gonna have a TV these
Speaker 3: nerds not getting I'm gonna have a TV show. So
Speaker 3: of these motherfucker come off strike.
Speaker 2: I mean, they gotta be careful writing ship every time.
Speaker 3: It's my turn, So then come off. I'm a huge
Speaker 3: I swear it's always some fuck in the game. When
Speaker 3: it's when they get to the ease, Nigga, nigga, My
Speaker 3: ship was about to drop. These niggas went on strike.
Speaker 3: Your sick home. I'm gonna have a TV show man, Okay, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: you don't know if it's gonna be. I had a
Speaker 3: deal with CBS, but that didn't work. But just new
Speaker 3: on right here, what's perfect? Nigga telling about everything? Right?
Speaker 3: I had a lot of deals with this motherfucker was
Speaker 3: ready as soon as we're about to announce that. These
Speaker 3: niggas got on the picket line and they want to march,
Speaker 3: they want to mark like someone. Now I'm over this
Speaker 3: like a civil rights leader would have donuts shock, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? White people eat these mother fucking
Speaker 3: glades donuts and they don't strike, and they strike. But
Speaker 3: I feel them because what are they not getting? Well,
Speaker 3: they want money from what I heard, you know, I
Speaker 3: don't know that all the issues. What do they want?
Speaker 3: They want? They want more money for residual from the
Speaker 3: streaming ship like next Fix and the rest of it.
Speaker 3: You know what, the union ship rappers are going strike?
Speaker 4: Then, I mean, you got a.
Speaker 1: Union strike, let's let's be rapp Let's do a rapper strike.
Speaker 4: Unless you're a union, you can't really strike.
Speaker 3: I want to see. We're gonna make a union drinks.
Speaker 1: If y'all stay together, nigga, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3: So niggas going strike to stay the other.
Speaker 7: The Lord is coming back to Mallo. Did you hear that, Rappers?
Speaker 7: He said, if y'all stick together. He didn't even say
Speaker 7: if we could do it, He just said to stick together.
Speaker 7: Can we not get this message? We need to stick
Speaker 7: together for.
Speaker 3: You out there. I like you, hopefully you got love
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 1: But we need to stick together because y'all if the
Speaker 1: writers can could stick together and strike because they're not
Speaker 1: getting there, we care.
Speaker 4: That's the thing is to unionize. They got representation, we.
Speaker 3: Got jay Z and we got Chuck Jay.
Speaker 4: I need your help. We got Chuck.
Speaker 3: Help me to give money. You don't let me be
Speaker 3: bro Yes, got that. He just wanted two hundred men
Speaker 3: out of house.
Speaker 4: I want to be there.
Speaker 1: I want to I just want them deals the nigga
Speaker 1: pass on.
Speaker 3: I want the motherfucker too little for him? Can I
Speaker 3: get to jay Z? You don't want it? That's the
Speaker 3: motherfucking deals. I want the mother We got this with now,
Speaker 3: ain't the quake. That's the deal. What I'm saying, that's
Speaker 3: the motherfucking deal. I'm looking for nigga. Two hundred men
Speaker 3: for the cree nigga. Please, you won't hear nothing from me.
Speaker 3: I see your success. Now, that's the nigga that brings
Speaker 3: results right there.
Speaker 4: So what's what's in your iPod right now?
Speaker 3: Hype?
Speaker 4: Talking about what you like?
Speaker 3: Man, jay Z Biggie. I'm earth win and fire nigga.
Speaker 3: It all depends on what mood I'm in so I
Speaker 3: can get ready for these young dudes.
Speaker 2: No, man, I mean before I show you that that
Speaker 2: you listen to get your hype.
Speaker 3: I listened to him with my you know, my son
Speaker 3: when he listened to it, you know, like like little
Speaker 3: baby yeah, d C yeah yeah, wall my man, y'all.
Speaker 3: And I wanted to put that pressure on myself because
Speaker 3: I knew what it meant. If you have the arrogancet
Speaker 3: the name your shit legendary, that's fire.
Speaker 4: If you have to put the work behind it.
Speaker 3: So it would have made me get to that level
Speaker 3: that and I know what level that I'm capable of
Speaker 3: that among my peers. I ain't nigga. If you don't
Speaker 3: like it, where is yours? See, you can't criticize me
Speaker 3: if you ain't got nothing. See, that's why I shut
Speaker 3: the nigga down. This ain't the ship. Well who's the ship?
Speaker 3: And where is your ship? Now? You can't use another
Speaker 3: nigga resume to come at me and say, well, Dave,
Speaker 3: shit is better than yours? Well, where's yours? That might
Speaker 3: be true, but where is yours? Because you're speaking for you.
Speaker 3: They ain't speaking for you, So what you You hold
Speaker 3: them accountable, so you sit back and like, where is yours?
Speaker 3: So when you name it legendary you, it's like a
Speaker 3: marker you put out here and say this is where
Speaker 3: I am at. Comedically and your peers was like, crack,
Speaker 3: that's the ship because we all root for you hate us.
Speaker 3: We're trying to find any other way to come. And
Speaker 3: the motherfuckers that know they're not don't supposed to be
Speaker 3: in this circle. I hate on it and refer other
Speaker 3: people's ship when they don't have no shit. So I
Speaker 3: love it right now, and it makes me a better artist,
Speaker 3: to be quite honest with you, because making this next
Speaker 3: special Pulaser, it's gonna be my best work because I
Speaker 3: needed to get to where I'm trying to be, you know,
Speaker 3: what I mean because David producing this as well. Yes
Speaker 3: anything Atlanta, right, I'm a producer in Atlanta. Atlanta, That's
Speaker 3: where I started my comedy career and I left the military.
Speaker 3: I just went to Atlanta, not as a comedian, just
Speaker 3: to get on and because Atlanta's like baby Waconda, Yes
Speaker 3: it's it's I wouldn't be here sitting with y'all if
Speaker 3: it wasn't for Atlanta, because Atlanta supported me harder than
Speaker 3: any other ever in the beginning of my career soul
Speaker 3: Out Ship. I ain't even had to leave Atlanta, but
Speaker 3: I was getting paid in Atlanta like a motherfucker, so
Speaker 3: I couldn't even be this. My staff, my friends, people
Speaker 3: who knows me, who saw me be that nigga and
Speaker 3: see other motherfuckers who got accolades with all it, and
Speaker 3: my friends and people in Atlanta see me do that
Speaker 3: work like he has the same ability he is that
Speaker 3: and they been with me. So my team I got
Speaker 3: ava star. These are people that started my fucking in
Speaker 3: the beginning of my career in my club from waitress
Speaker 3: always to now that handles in my business. And it's
Speaker 3: our turn old.
Speaker 1: Your team, very professional, we see'll pulled up at one
Speaker 1: was already there having like I said, this nigga professional.
Speaker 3: You know what happened was Ava been trying. We've been
Speaker 3: wanting to do this for a while and appreciate that. No, no,
Speaker 3: we this was a high priority. But things that was
Speaker 3: happening and Aby was hitting with your team and the
Speaker 3: old now say how can we do it? That it
Speaker 3: can make? And we was in Temple last night with
Speaker 3: the tour. I wish I knew I would have went
Speaker 3: to that. Yeah it was fire, said it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: We need to get some beautiful line said, so it's
Speaker 3: a beautiful line up. My birthday part is tomorrow. And
Speaker 3: I m see saying. I'm saying, you gotta go down there,
Speaker 3: say the real motherfucker. No, say no, said believe me.
Speaker 3: Put when he in this point I can speak, said
Speaker 3: to do it. I said, you gotta go down there
Speaker 3: with the mouth. Yes, yes, man, we have fun. So
Speaker 3: did the edible hit you yet? Yeah? Okay, I'm taking
Speaker 3: a shot. Your shot. We won't keep me lined up.
Speaker 4: Okay, you got me lined up, not to say yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna skip on.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 4: That's not the same?
Speaker 3: Huh say that shiit just ripped my whole, grip my
Speaker 3: soul through a whole.
Speaker 2: How about how about acting gigs? What's what's your take?
Speaker 2: Do you like enjoy doing films like that?
Speaker 3: It's the hardest ship in the world.
Speaker 2: Factor, Yeah, because does a comedy translate for you when
Speaker 2: you I'm not.
Speaker 4: An actor, I'm a movie star.
Speaker 3: That was hard.
Speaker 4: Damn that was hard. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I don't need I know because I don't need to
Speaker 3: portray somebody else's image of me. Allow me to do
Speaker 3: what I do, and we can make what we make
Speaker 3: and it'll be profitable. I shouldn't have to conform to
Speaker 3: a writer's perspective of trying to grasp that character when
Speaker 3: you can just take the asses of me and put
Speaker 3: me in a fatistic, ass fucking event and we could
Speaker 3: be funny. What would Chris Rock be if he owned
Speaker 3: a banking this? What was Dave's pair? All great comedians
Speaker 3: has been put in fetitious as circumstances and appel you.
Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy acts of Foley and Eddie Murphy if he
Speaker 3: was a cop in Beverly Hills, right right, right, see
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Why I gotta come over this motherfucking
Speaker 3: play this. Nigga, put Earthquake in this and we'll do well.
Speaker 3: It shows, Nigga, we're Sutherland six thousand tickets without a
Speaker 3: fucking TV show, fucking hold a person fucking attention for
Speaker 3: an hour. You don't think I can hold their interest
Speaker 3: for hour if you put me around comedic actors with
Speaker 3: a fucking storyline, And why should I have to conform
Speaker 3: to that when I don't do respect, I don't respect.
Speaker 3: Why would that do do that?
Speaker 4: Earthquake would never do this. If you want to capture the.
Speaker 3: Ship, let Earthquake do that way and we'll do that way.
Speaker 3: So it's.
Speaker 4: It's the hardest ship in the world, it really is.
Speaker 3: And no for people to understand your strength and for
Speaker 3: a person that's in a power of decision maker and
Speaker 3: say you shouldn't have.
Speaker 4: To take him through that to get to hear.
Speaker 3: Allow him to do this and we'll be profitable because
Speaker 3: it's all about the money, because it's based on it.
Speaker 3: Was it a hundred million dollar movie or not? Period?
Speaker 4: And you put me in the right ship. We can
Speaker 4: make a hundred million dollars off of.
Speaker 3: The Ladies Movie Channel, the Ladies Movie Lifetime.
Speaker 4: Would you let them do a Lifetime movie on you.
Speaker 3: No, no, understod you know life, none of that ship.
Speaker 3: No you'll do a Netflix movie. No, no, no, we
Speaker 3: don't need to do nothing. I'm good. Wow, I'm just
Speaker 3: wanting everything for me. Ain't for Salem. You don't everybody
Speaker 3: that I hope every body that I touched their life.
Speaker 4: No, I touched their life and that's enough for me.
Speaker 3: What I do have sale for sale is some funny
Speaker 3: ass jokes and funny ass situation and the rest of it.
Speaker 3: That's why you never see on my Instagram who I'm dating,
Speaker 3: family is and is on autobiography. I ain't getting you that.
Speaker 3: That ain't for sale. That boy's changed for what you say.
Speaker 3: You're giving me all that humble and no, no this
Speaker 3: for sale jokes and I'm satisfied for whatever revenue come
Speaker 3: from that. I don't need that actually actually extra and
Speaker 3: because for me, for that extra costs too much and
Speaker 3: I'm not willing to sell for that what comes from it.
Speaker 3: Even if I could take it, my son might can't
Speaker 3: take it, might fuck with his life.
Speaker 4: Now that's real.
Speaker 3: So no, So on Twitter a minute, I asked.
Speaker 1: I said, we got you got you got earthquakes questions
Speaker 1: for earthquake. One of the first things they said was
Speaker 1: his famous divorce. Yes, is that something you want to
Speaker 1: talk about? I talk about it all the time. I mean,
Speaker 1: what happened? Tell us if you want to. I mean,
Speaker 1: because I heard you say you still believe in marriage.
Speaker 1: You just didn't believe.
Speaker 3: I'm about to get married again. Really, okay, found no
Speaker 3: one for me. But it's humbling when you find out
Speaker 3: a person.
Speaker 4: Don't love you.
Speaker 3: It's humbling when you come to a realization. Now, all
Speaker 3: the women you have met in your life, you picked
Speaker 3: the wrong one. And not that she's a bad woman,
Speaker 3: she just ain't right for you. Right.
Speaker 1: You understand how long L got three years? We was
Speaker 1: married for three years. Okay, I knew her for a
Speaker 1: long time. You want to make air No, I mean you.
Speaker 3: You. You sit here and you and you. You try
Speaker 3: to be honest with a person, in any person, and
Speaker 3: I try to be that flaws whatever, because we all
Speaker 3: flawed people. You understand, we're beautiful flawed people, and that
Speaker 3: I am. You try to be honest with them to say,
Speaker 3: for whatever reason, this shit ain't working, and based upon that,
Speaker 3: you should be happy. And why I say that you
Speaker 3: deserve to be with the person you're supposed to be
Speaker 3: with and think that you're everything. Should celebrate you, not
Speaker 3: tolerate you. I say that I should celebrate you, should
Speaker 3: think you're the baddest woman in the world, because that's
Speaker 3: what I thought when I fuck with you. I'm no
Speaker 3: longer there, so instill instead of trying to subsidize you,
Speaker 3: put other motherfuckers on here. I'm mad enough to say
Speaker 3: this is it, and I was victimized. This motherfucker came
Speaker 3: at me at every other way, and that's when I
Speaker 3: came to the conclusion it's the occupational hazard that comes
Speaker 3: along with what we do, and you can't take it personal,
Speaker 3: even if you came with the best intention, and you
Speaker 3: can't retaliate and be that same way because it's no
Speaker 3: reason for you not to be a real nigga, even
Speaker 3: if you fuck it with a motherfucker ain't fuck I
Speaker 3: ain't practicing the same personables that you are. So it
Speaker 3: was the hardest motherfucker time in the world because I
Speaker 3: was raising my son and I was like, how can
Speaker 3: I keep the relationship with him and hope that he
Speaker 3: doesn't believe that he was the reason or whatever situation
Speaker 3: and have resistance because the custodian parent don't have my
Speaker 3: best interests. So at the least she's saying he I
Speaker 3: a At the most she's telling them he's the worst
Speaker 3: nigga in the world. And anything else. You gotta pray
Speaker 3: to God that this motherfucker don't see you that way.
Speaker 3: And it's the hardest in the world. And stand up.
Speaker 3: Gave me that because I was able to articulate that
Speaker 3: and not hold it against it. And I would never
Speaker 3: understand why women don't understand you should always be happy
Speaker 3: if a man comes to you and tell you that
Speaker 3: you are not the woman of his dreams.
Speaker 1: Is that why you felt like Jada Pickett don't love
Speaker 1: Will Smith?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Do you feel like that's sincerely.
Speaker 3: Because a woman that loves you will never allow you
Speaker 3: to make that catastrophic decision, even if it was for
Speaker 3: her advantage. She would stop here. That's she's ready.
Speaker 4: She kind of like sick them on them. Right, Well,
Speaker 4: I can't say.
Speaker 3: That, but well, let you know, I mean, not only.
Speaker 4: She endorsed it by not stopping it.
Speaker 3: If you have the capability of stopping it and you don't,
Speaker 3: that's indulsed.
Speaker 4: In my humble opinion, and.
Speaker 3: My woman. Those requirements are necessary for you to be
Speaker 3: my woman. You cannot allow me to make a big mistake,
Speaker 3: even if.
Speaker 4: It was righteous in our eyes.
Speaker 3: That's your responsibility as my woman. But that's your female intuition.
Speaker 3: That's the love you have for me, even if it
Speaker 3: was directed to you, it ain't about you. It's the
Speaker 3: totality of the picture of us.
Speaker 1: Because because I heard you say, he actually didn't even
Speaker 1: talk about her hair.
Speaker 3: He just said.
Speaker 4: A Gi Jane joke.
Speaker 3: It was a joke. You're in entertainment, you get bad
Speaker 3: questions about your wife going down the red carpet. You
Speaker 3: done heard worse from established fucking paparazzi in everything while
Speaker 3: him there at the highest level, when you there to
Speaker 3: get your to get your highest art of that never happened.
Speaker 3: You gotta understand this nigga did something no motherfucker ever did.
Speaker 4: He came from a.
Speaker 3: Rapper to a TV star, to a movie star to
Speaker 3: the highest level of fucking acting. You understand, he whipped
Speaker 3: everybody asks from a rapper standpoint, He went through all
Speaker 3: his studying, the all his method act got smashed. All
Speaker 3: that chat from parents. Don't understand, and you're gonna get
Speaker 3: up there and sit this shit. That Denzel couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: All the great actors that did for men before you,
Speaker 3: Sidney Poitier, And you're gonna go over a joke. Nigga,
Speaker 3: nigga please, And if you did. And I get that
Speaker 3: why he did, because that's the love of a man
Speaker 3: for his woman. I get that.
Speaker 4: He has no fault with me.
Speaker 3: I kid it. When you love your woman, I'll kill
Speaker 3: everybody here for mine. Now it might not be the
Speaker 3: right thing to do, cameras here, police there, but that
Speaker 3: is what it is. But your woman, posts say, no,
Speaker 3: that's what I love. Come in. In my humble opinion,
Speaker 3: this person, Well, what if if Will would have did
Speaker 3: that to you, I would hope Ilway did the same
Speaker 3: thing Chris did. Now I've seen what Chris did. I
Speaker 3: took it. But if I didn't know Chris, I would
Speaker 3: have knocked his ass out. And that motherfucker Chris taught
Speaker 3: us what it's supposed to do. See first of all,
Speaker 3: hitting him back for what you've already been punched. You
Speaker 3: can't get the punch back, but you can't the punch
Speaker 3: is done. Now you gotta think it about well, slap
Speaker 3: punch whatever I see if you want't use for a
Speaker 3: nigga that act and that's been done. There's nothing you
Speaker 3: can take that back. Now. You gotta think if you
Speaker 3: like Chris is is a black man for the first
Speaker 3: time ever producing the motherfucker oscars. The whole night is
Speaker 3: on TV, my kids watching. I got my family boo y'all. Plus,
Speaker 3: if I want to go legality with the legal part,
Speaker 3: I can go that way. On to move on, take
Speaker 3: a joke, it's cool on it. He has taught us,
Speaker 3: and I told him that. I said, thank you. Oh,
Speaker 3: I told Chris that, thank you. You'll show me how
Speaker 3: I will handle that now. But if you come up
Speaker 3: that bitch in the club, i'ma fuck you up. It
Speaker 3: got to be at the will stab you with that
Speaker 3: motherfucking Mike's stand.
Speaker 4: Do you think that.
Speaker 1: Since then Comedians was kind of like a target because
Speaker 1: I mean, like, you know, there was people from that
Speaker 1: week it was it was on Instagram of people running
Speaker 1: up on Comedians.
Speaker 4: Then, yeah, was it David?
Speaker 3: It was someone else? It was I think d Ray Davis.
Speaker 3: I was I was on the show with Dave when
Speaker 3: the motherfucker jumped up that nigga was a ninja crazy
Speaker 3: he was so quick. I was standing on the side
Speaker 3: of this thing because we're suposed to be a curtain call,
Speaker 3: and I was standing there that nick came from nowhere. No,
Speaker 3: most comedians can fight. No with some fighting niggas. No,
Speaker 3: most comedians can fight. And me personally, that's what the
Speaker 3: mike stand is for. You run up that bitch. Let
Speaker 3: me see you run up here with this mike standing
Speaker 3: your I'm gonna show you. I'm from Africas, I'm a
Speaker 3: jabb in yours. I swear to God, I wish you
Speaker 3: would come up that bitch. Iwe spear your ass so
Speaker 3: quick with that bitch nigga. Believe me, it's all for
Speaker 3: you to fight me with the mother mike standing in
Speaker 3: your stomach. No real, I sweart for God. Oh do
Speaker 3: you how would you react to someone was I would
Speaker 3: kill him? I mean I would No, I mean I
Speaker 3: don't have that kind of show. And you can tell
Speaker 3: the room well, you know it builds up to that.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You were like, this is motherfucking out and you hope
Speaker 3: security ll start telling motherfucker to shut up because it'll
Speaker 3: be a badgerman back and forth for them, Like for days.
Speaker 3: This nigga just came out of nowhere. So he came
Speaker 3: there for that. There's no way you can protect yourself
Speaker 3: if my father didn't shut him though. Oh I didn't
Speaker 3: see anything, but he wasn't the same. He was not
Speaker 3: the same. I was gonna jump in, but I ain't
Speaker 3: had that kind of money, said, nigga, you can't put
Speaker 3: me in this suit.
Speaker 1: I remember an interviewing day right after that, right right,
Speaker 1: and I remember like his publicists saying to us, well,
Speaker 1: we can't drop it on this day because my attacker.
Speaker 1: They was like the attacker, like they gave the attacker
Speaker 1: too much props, like they were like they were like
Speaker 1: not scheduling, impressed around it. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: fuck the attacker, like like I don't like like like
Speaker 1: the victims get so much props nowadays, like like.
Speaker 4: Not the victims.
Speaker 1: The aggressive, the aggressive aggresses that lose, that becomes the victim.
Speaker 3: Like I just I just remember that. Maybe i'll edit
Speaker 3: this part out. He said the aggressors, Yeah, I feel
Speaker 3: you were, but really he took a yeah, and he
Speaker 3: should he should. He should have got his asked with no.
Speaker 3: He should have. He fucked up a great night that's
Speaker 3: what I've seen on that the motherfucker from Twitter, Musk.
Speaker 1: Taking Chappelle continue to do the show after that.
Speaker 3: No, the show was really over. It was over.
Speaker 4: No, everybody had performed. It was about That's why I
Speaker 4: was up.
Speaker 3: No, he was introducing a couple of because spelled when
Speaker 3: he do his show. Nig you don't know who's gonna
Speaker 3: be on the show now about people jump on rappers
Speaker 3: that that need to put everything. So yeah, Tyler, all
Speaker 3: of them. And then he jumped on No, all them.
Speaker 3: So we was there for the curtain calls and he
Speaker 3: was doing some of the ship and that's when Nigga
Speaker 3: jumped up. But the show was over. The comic aspect
Speaker 3: of it was over. The comedy show was gone. That's
Speaker 3: why I was on the side of the stage. He
Speaker 3: likes he's motherfucker's good. I'm about to talk to Mike.
Speaker 3: Mike is good. They're really good.
Speaker 4: So what's your favorite toy you ever been on?
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to say this one straight chaser, straight jokes,
Speaker 3: No chaser, because we all get along ow of AC work.
Speaker 4: You know this whole time the AC wasn't working out.
Speaker 3: God damn it. We some cool motherfuckers to be cool
Speaker 3: to down. Yeah, we get along, man, just to be
Speaker 3: with said doing what I'm trying to do. Be on
Speaker 3: a major network for six years and go syndicate it.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, when I get my money, your niggas
Speaker 3: ain't gonna never see me no more. You can tell
Speaker 3: I'm broke because you see me when I get some money.
Speaker 3: Niggers out of here. But said d L.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's the best one right now.
Speaker 3: But because we're all cool and everybody having a good time,
Speaker 3: and we're in arenas and for eighteen thousand people, fourteen thousand,
Speaker 3: it's a beautiful day telling jokes.
Speaker 4: I love that, man, let's make it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we love that.
Speaker 2: That energy of that many people laughing at your words
Speaker 2: has to be intoxicating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can't play with them, right see eighteen thousands?
Speaker 3: Well you can, you can. You can.
Speaker 4: You can be freestyle in the club.
Speaker 3: People maybe even twenty five hundred people for eighteen thousand.
Speaker 4: You got to be Do you ever go off the head?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I do, but it gotta make sense right meaning guay, Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes you can lose it.
Speaker 3: You can go a different way and like fuck it artistically,
Speaker 3: you know, it's abstract, like maybe these motherfucker take the
Speaker 3: joke all the way here abstractly. You don't do that
Speaker 3: with eighteen thousand. You stay, stay to the basis of
Speaker 3: the weedy script. Well you yeah, you're oh yeah, you
Speaker 3: you you make that ship in action. You don't eighteen thousand.
Speaker 3: You lose four thousand of niggas, especially the black their
Speaker 3: boodoo ass. No, really, you don't want to lose that.
Speaker 2: You don't play with eighteen because at that point you're
Speaker 2: not working the materials smaller venues.
Speaker 4: You're probably work in material.
Speaker 3: Exactly right, exactly you go with definite.
Speaker 4: You know this right, knock them up?
Speaker 3: Fuck out?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, because I asked you earlier. Was
Speaker 1: there anybody scared to come on behind you? But has
Speaker 1: you ever been scared to go on behind a serving comedian?
Speaker 1: Shit all the time, like shit, everybody, Bruce Bouce, he's
Speaker 1: some weight too. Yeah, outside looking, Bruce Bru's losing that weight,
Speaker 1: getting in shape. Bruce on there any.
Speaker 3: Competent, all them niggas, that's competent, all of them.
Speaker 9: Listen to me, man, I ain't hear that name. But
Speaker 9: you said though, Bruce Bruce, And after the name Boos.
Speaker 9: There's Jay okay, because he's physical. Okay, I'm gonna jump
Speaker 9: around hit that. We all come back now. You gotta
Speaker 9: be ready for that ship. You around up there and
Speaker 9: just staying there like you're a rapper.
Speaker 3: You've been going that rappers all night? You know what?
Speaker 3: What do you feeling about rappers becoming comedians? I can't
Speaker 3: do it. Niggas. We're the only profession that y'all could
Speaker 3: never come over and dominate having an okay time, Okay,
Speaker 3: he's doing and I'm not knocking my friend. We talk
Speaker 3: all the time. I said, come on, do yes, I
Speaker 3: do talking about dominate. This to be this, nigga, it is,
Speaker 3: it's from God's gifts. This can't be taught. This, this, this, this,
Speaker 3: You don't need a second time to tell a joke.
Speaker 3: It has to be perfect every time it come out.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 3: It's nothing that you can You can't teach this. The
Speaker 3: true one is inherent. Is is God put him down
Speaker 3: as this. So if you that that that that God
Speaker 3: bless you. But you will never come over here and
Speaker 3: be this because to be this from there, y'all and
Speaker 3: very few of this. So you don't think no rapp
Speaker 3: up could become a comedian.
Speaker 4: I don't think no other person who ain't a comedian
Speaker 4: could be the You have to be innately a comedians.
Speaker 3: You have to be it. So if you wrapped over
Speaker 3: there and you feel you was that nigga, you would
Speaker 3: never come over here and be that nigga. This is
Speaker 3: I'm good fund it who Jordan?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he did, man about he was hard, that nigga was.
Speaker 6: He didn't even make the main I forgot he was
Speaker 6: in Birdenham Nigga.
Speaker 4: That Nigga was too.
Speaker 3: Money talking about man, he was gobbish Nigga. After think
Speaker 3: he was on the bus at waffle house the Jordan's baseball.
Speaker 3: That Nigga was terrible. That's what the you talking about?
Speaker 3: Nigga drunk. That nigga was hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I mean he played two sports, is what
Speaker 1: I mean. But I didn't you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not saying you can't play in our field.
Speaker 4: He said, master it.
Speaker 3: He I'm saying dominated to be the main to be
Speaker 3: saying it's never a rapper that of course it's no
Speaker 3: other professional rapper, basketball player, actor. So you you know.
Speaker 1: Right now because take on comedy, no if you to
Speaker 1: me to dominate us. To be a comedian, let me
Speaker 1: tell you. You must be a comedian. There is that
Speaker 1: you to dominate. You must be a commit and we
Speaker 1: can smell you.
Speaker 3: We can see. Somebody wrote that we could see that nigga,
Speaker 3: that is not you. We can see nigga. You're not
Speaker 3: talking about what you experience.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 3: We can tell like right now, nigga, that ain't to
Speaker 3: You'll never beat me coming from a position of who
Speaker 3: I am. Nigga that make it in front of it.
Speaker 3: You ain't never been to the desk where it is.
Speaker 3: That's what it takes to be at that point. We
Speaker 3: look at you say you got a good act, but
Speaker 3: should never be at that table with real comedians. Nigga,
Speaker 3: You a hack, Your motherfucking hack. You understand. But isn't
Speaker 3: that what the kind of said about Dave Chapelle. They
Speaker 3: said that Chapelle the white, of course, and he should have.
Speaker 3: I wish I was over there could have been a start.
Speaker 3: If you drilling for old nigga, why wouldn't you go
Speaker 3: to Texas? I'm the nigga over this drilling for all
Speaker 3: in d C. Ain't no all in d C. Fuck,
Speaker 3: You're gonna hold this nigga because he's smart enough to
Speaker 3: know the decision makers. Damn, we're gonna get his ship.
Speaker 3: The question is is he or is he not? Funny?
Speaker 5: And you know he is?
Speaker 3: Fuck what pattern or what way he got there? He
Speaker 3: went that way? Mines, Wasn't that motherfucking way? Yo?
Speaker 4: And I have nothing against it. I don't.
Speaker 3: I swear I wouldn't change it in the world. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't change it if I could.
Speaker 4: I couldn't you ever watch I felt?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Do you realize that was a whole You can't talk
Speaker 4: like that a white woman.
Speaker 3: Trying to funk around all of them stuff. It was
Speaker 3: a good, wholesome white woman. You won't be every episode
Speaker 3: is he had a new dude? I know what?
Speaker 4: I wonder when she was gonna get to the ease.
Speaker 3: She went through every she ful to yeh, she can't.
Speaker 1: Jerry ain't even tell me. I thought I thought me
Speaker 1: and Jerry was tight. Shamless plug.
Speaker 3: I'm in this new movie called Unfrosted on next Flix.
Speaker 4: See I knew it Netflix?
Speaker 3: Next like it?
Speaker 4: Next Flick?
Speaker 3: I like that cam d.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I want.
Speaker 3: I keep sucking it out. Okay, Damn, you know the
Speaker 3: drink police so you I got side Felt new movie, Yes,
Speaker 3: rosted about that matter. Yeah, he got me some air
Speaker 3: Force one. I thought I had him on, but but
Speaker 3: I had him on last night. Yeah, he saw my
Speaker 3: specially like you did. And he was filming this movie
Speaker 3: and he was like, I need to put you in
Speaker 3: my movie. And so he made me. He made a
Speaker 3: cameo for me, and it's called Unfrosted Jerry type of
Speaker 3: ship Jerry Seinfeld. How did they come up with Potts?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, pots you know you
Speaker 3: back in the back. Yeah, damn is it for now?
Speaker 3: It's just one of them, I see it.
Speaker 4: She went back to one.
Speaker 3: She went back to one, and I get my son.
Speaker 3: I like you.
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, what's your favorite place to perform? Like, whenever
Speaker 1: you get an offer from here, you don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck if it's big money, little money, medium money, you like,
Speaker 1: I love to go there.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie to you. If the money right,
Speaker 3: they got the money got to be right, Well, no
Speaker 3: they got if they got the money. Man, I'm there.
Speaker 3: I mean favorite places because you know favorite places. You
Speaker 3: only make your favorite because you know somebody in that
Speaker 3: city that you can see, like me, for me to perform.
Speaker 3: Philadelphia and Connecticut can get me cheap all the time, right,
Speaker 3: But no, I get them. I get you know, so
Speaker 3: much love, so much love to come out that I
Speaker 3: will never turn down decent.
Speaker 4: It's worth more than money for you.
Speaker 1: It's worth more than money because I feel like an
Speaker 1: artist when I'm in Philadelphia.
Speaker 4: You feel appreciated. They tell you the truth.
Speaker 3: I'm no. He comfortable with just getting compensated based upon
Speaker 3: his art, and that's clear. I'm not there. Yeah, you correct.
Speaker 3: I rather have a great understand you understand. No, but see, no,
Speaker 3: he's it's a mentality. I'm still in the work of
Speaker 3: man's mentality. You understand this is what I need to
Speaker 3: be compensated for my right man, I want to get
Speaker 3: to where he is. Favorite place or do you have
Speaker 3: a fav No, I mean everywhere I go, it's there
Speaker 3: here to see me man, and I got placed. Well,
Speaker 3: d C is where I'm from, Atlanta is the birthplace
Speaker 3: of my talent. Those are some bold but everywhere I
Speaker 3: go they give me the love is and I have
Speaker 3: fans off of it.
Speaker 1: But my mentality ain't that way. You know, certain place
Speaker 1: or there's symbolic with it.
Speaker 3: I haven't got to that point yet because I always
Speaker 3: been behind on my mortgage, so.
Speaker 4: It's been at my fucking job. Understand, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We're going to here and it pays to give him
Speaker 3: a great show, and they love me and I love them,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I haven't been able to
Speaker 3: get to that comfortability that I can just love it
Speaker 3: just for the art, and I'm looking forward to that. Really,
Speaker 3: I am Nigga to the point that I want to
Speaker 3: go down here because they just love me and shit
Speaker 3: off and they that way. I just no, Nigga, I
Speaker 3: want to.
Speaker 4: Get to that point.
Speaker 3: It's a workman's mentality once you you I tell comedians
Speaker 3: all the time and you this this is a blessing,
Speaker 3: but it's still as an occupation. You got to work
Speaker 3: at it.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: You can't sit around here and take this ship for
Speaker 3: granted because Nigga fan only blows when you're hot, and
Speaker 3: you got to stay hot. Nigga.
Speaker 4: That was crazy.
Speaker 3: You want to sit around here, take this love and
Speaker 3: you want to Nigga fucking around. Had four people out
Speaker 3: here better walking that bitch, and they understand. Nigga. You
Speaker 3: old them. You know what I'm stand because they blowing.
Speaker 4: In Germany too, like.
Speaker 3: They can get me for uh.
Speaker 4: A discount?
Speaker 3: Not really because really because I gotta already be out
Speaker 3: there like you. I love it now. I mean, Dave
Speaker 3: and and Chris took me out there and it was beautiful, man.
Speaker 3: I went to We went to London, we wanted to Amsterdam.
Speaker 3: We went uh Paris, we went to uh We're a motherfucker,
Speaker 3: the white dudes that perform uh cold Play. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: performed at the O two Arena. It was beautiful, man,
Speaker 3: and just the cities. Motherfucker saw me because I looked
Speaker 3: out in the crowd and then nobody looked like me,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, And I was like, okay, did that worry that?
Speaker 4: The jokes?
Speaker 3: See what you have to do?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: The truth of the matter is, you have to be
Speaker 3: you if you sit here and try to reach them,
Speaker 3: trying to it to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah they're here for you.
Speaker 3: Well, they here for him. You're just trying to get
Speaker 3: them to say we love him too, and make them
Speaker 3: a part of your coalition, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I mean, I couldn't have never sold eighteen nineteen thousand
Speaker 3: motherfuckers in Europe. So they don't even know I'm gonna
Speaker 3: shut my job is. Let's take the advantage of this
Speaker 3: opportunity that they have given me to make some of
Speaker 3: these motherfuckers an earthquake fan. But I tell comedians all
Speaker 3: the time, don't worry about who the number one comedians
Speaker 3: or the second best comedian The third, fourth, eight niggas
Speaker 3: fifty two week said, Yeah, these niggas can't be everywhere.
Speaker 3: So if they're in Atlanta this week, Kevin and the
Speaker 3: Wine this week, they gonna need comedy next week. Come
Speaker 3: to next week. The nigga can't be in Atlanta for
Speaker 3: fifty two weeks. Think he won't. He opened up and
Speaker 3: have people to come see the ship he's doing and
Speaker 3: then put your version on it and you too can
Speaker 3: get paid off.
Speaker 4: He showed there's a market.
Speaker 3: For it, and that's what I was doing over in you.
Speaker 3: They put me on and man, it was the best
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: I had a great time. But private jets, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That nigga got private jets and everything. Hold on yourself
Speaker 3: on a private jet. I was like, God, damn, that's
Speaker 3: what I got to get next though.
Speaker 4: Who call him me from Puerto Rico picking up?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: This Porto.
Speaker 1: Ain't picking up ship, pick it up. It might be
Speaker 1: it might be that it might be daddy Yankee. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: that'd be a MI tempted to pick it up. Man,
Speaker 1: pick it up, pick it up. If it's a bill
Speaker 1: collect you should have picked get the We make my party.
Speaker 1: You gotta party tonight, No tomorrow, tomorrow.
Speaker 3: We're back in.
Speaker 6: L A.
Speaker 4: Everybody's coming. I hope you could come, but.
Speaker 3: You don't fly. How you're gonna tell me right now? Well,
Speaker 3: you know, I just well I just mentioned today I
Speaker 3: didn't have your n I couldn't steal it out my
Speaker 3: eyes to pull it out my ass. I would love you.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak to you because because I heard
Speaker 1: that you ordered mcallum.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So what I wanted to bring was Pappy van Winkle.
Speaker 1: So I was trying to get your number.
Speaker 6: To see.
Speaker 3: A big comedians cigar. I got cigar. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I was trying to get text with you.
Speaker 1: But then I rolled up here and I seen she
Speaker 1: was already here, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, Ship, I said, amazing. Should I go over there?
Speaker 3: Ask him now? Then I didn't know if you was eating.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to bother you. No, we're good.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, but but yeah, I wanted to
Speaker 1: bring the pappy because I heard you a cigar smoking.
Speaker 4: I see what kind of cigar is that?
Speaker 3: Well? I just used this as a prop. Okay, no,
Speaker 3: really like I got no, I got bronchidess nigga, I
Speaker 3: s whew, I don't smoke no more, nigga animal. I
Speaker 3: just I used it as a problem. Niggas be giving
Speaker 3: it to me. I don't want to like, no, nigga,
Speaker 3: we both thought it was lit. No, I tell it,
Speaker 3: get hard. I don't funk with it.
Speaker 4: But this is the most I do.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: What is bronchus.
Speaker 3: Infection of your lungs when you let smoke going definitely,
Speaker 3: so you can't smoke.
Speaker 4: So you know, I stopped it. I was like, fuck that.
Speaker 4: So edibles came out. So this is how I get
Speaker 4: my weed.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm gonna eat theseus.
Speaker 4: Another one. That's three?
Speaker 3: That's three?
Speaker 4: How many is that for him?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 4: That he had the other edibles that he had already.
Speaker 3: That was he had, he had his own, he had
Speaker 3: his own ship, and he had his own This is
Speaker 3: my birthday week.
Speaker 4: I leave tonight.
Speaker 3: Birthday, Yeah, thank you? Birthday week? Yeah? Seven fly back
Speaker 3: GLA having a party. Everybody gonna be at my joint.
Speaker 4: Man minutes before the party.
Speaker 3: Man, god, damn you got it, nigga, he said, you
Speaker 3: got the you know you got it if you wanted
Speaker 3: to be there, don't you. I gotta do this appointments
Speaker 3: of n we got call edit the next day. I
Speaker 3: got it.
Speaker 4: Definitely went out.
Speaker 8: I'm we go.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're being Saint Louis on the twenty eighth, twenty eighth. Okay,
Speaker 3: in twenty wedding is a Saint Louis. If y'all want
Speaker 3: to come up there, I got you to take care
Speaker 3: of me, said D L D C. Y'all, and we
Speaker 3: don't have a good time. And you know, we kick
Speaker 3: it with saying, you know my boys said make the
Speaker 3: twenty eighth, twenty eight, ye, and I let's see it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now don't be there, oh because you know, you know,
Speaker 3: saying from the Loup. Yes he's from Saint Louis, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's from there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So damn yeah, I think I'm gonna do it. I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna do it. And wa Kwan is getting married.
Speaker 1: Congratulations thirtieth man.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, that's waiting on.
Speaker 1: The reason why I can't do the thirty first. Remember
Speaker 1: if we had something on the thirty first. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Sugar game. Bro, we gotta here.
Speaker 1: We schedule it. Yeah, ran out of Atlanta's uh this week,
Speaker 1: but we do. I' I'm finally doing wild now.
Speaker 4: But whatever. But that's dope. Yeah, that's the reason why.
Speaker 4: Because what days that we're gonna hit all this album?
Speaker 4: What days? Oh it's Friday, this Friday. Yeah, dope in Atlanta,
Speaker 4: in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, man, I think I think rappers getting
Speaker 1: married is dope.
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I mean what that shouldn't be extraordinary?
Speaker 1: No, because you know, for a long time, you know,
Speaker 1: we talk about whoores and and bitches and now very
Speaker 1: old rappers. No, I mean most of us, ninety four
Speaker 1: percent of us. Yes, and I've been married sixteen I've
Speaker 1: been married. No, I've been married twelve years, but I've been.
Speaker 4: Wait, sixteen years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congrats, real niggashn take a shot for me, Take
Speaker 1: a shot for.
Speaker 3: Me, shot for that. This nigga pick the number one
Speaker 3: bit and they got his draft picks. You got a plan,
Speaker 3: you said, you get married again? Yes, mm hmmm, he said,
Speaker 3: take this shot. You know, the world. I need to
Speaker 3: hear about your new marriage. Oh as much as you're
Speaker 3: comfortable with No, No, I'm comfortable. I mean difference maker.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Can coexist with me, but for the least makes me
Speaker 3: a better man. And these are not just words.
Speaker 4: It's come on, guys, Why two three and fuck y'all?
Speaker 3: No, Because I'm a result oriented type dude. You know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's the results on it.
Speaker 3: I believe in that. You know, Like when my previous relationship,
Speaker 3: I used to say, if I meet you and I
Speaker 3: got five million dollars and we break up and I
Speaker 3: got seventy five million dollars, I owe you thirty seven.
Speaker 3: But if I meet you and I got five million dollars,
Speaker 3: I break up with you and I still got five
Speaker 3: million dollars. Oh you ship.
Speaker 4: We didn't prosper. That's a good mask.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't a different it wasn't a difference maker.
Speaker 3: No fault in you. We did not exceed our expectations. Businesses,
Speaker 3: it's bottom line of results, Oregon. It's how you go
Speaker 3: show me your results. Fuck what you say all of me.
Speaker 3: I'm a bad motherfucker on this this. Okay, how do
Speaker 3: you equate to it's better, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm not a nigga that's value pussy the
Speaker 3: way other niggas do.
Speaker 4: Fucking you does not make me a better man.
Speaker 3: It doesn't, It does not, It never have and it
Speaker 3: never will. So I need more than that. Show me
Speaker 3: how you're gonna help me to get here and to
Speaker 3: answer your question. She has and there's nothing that I
Speaker 3: had anything to do with. And that's when you know
Speaker 3: there's a difference. And the record speaks for itself. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get one together. Three years three years. I mean
Speaker 3: I met her eight years ago. Try to get her.
Speaker 3: She didn't take the bait, you know, I try to.
Speaker 4: You know how I was, But how did you meet?
Speaker 4: Hit it with some jokes? No, I was let me
Speaker 4: let me take you to dinner. It was laid out
Speaker 4: to the club.
Speaker 3: And if you live in La, you know about La.
Speaker 3: They have two restaurants. One of them is in the
Speaker 3: Valley and one of them is at the Beverly Center.
Speaker 3: And I said, let me take you to dinner in
Speaker 3: the same restaurant. What is it? What's the name of
Speaker 3: that motherfucker? The mall? Yeah, the mall. It was right there.
Speaker 3: It was. Motherfuckers went there all the time. Skipped my
Speaker 3: mind the name of But the one I wanted her
Speaker 3: to go to was the one that was close to
Speaker 3: our house in the valley. Yeah, So I said, let's
Speaker 3: go to that one. She's like, no, we can go
Speaker 3: to the one that's Jerry's Deli. Jerry, that's my ship. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Jerry Mary Delly. They got one at the Beverly Center,
Speaker 3: and they got one in Studio City. I got one
Speaker 3: in Studio I lived there Studio City. So I said,
Speaker 3: let's go to eat. She's like, yeah, I go out
Speaker 3: to eat. What you were talking? I said, let's go
Speaker 3: to Jerry's Dell and she says sure. She said they
Speaker 3: went on Bellley down like nah, Studio City said, nah,
Speaker 3: nigga is one right down the street. So I try
Speaker 3: to get her, she'd be like she wasn't hearing it.
Speaker 3: So eight years later, but you did go to Jerry's
Speaker 3: Deli in the center. Huh. You did go to Jerry's
Speaker 3: Deli at the Beverly Center. Nah, you went to one
Speaker 3: in the valley. We didn't go to eat, period.
Speaker 4: I didn't go to eat. No turkey and cheese, no, huh.
Speaker 3: No, man, she ain't want to go where I want
Speaker 3: to go. No Pole, So how the hell did this happen? Then? Well,
Speaker 3: I just say, let me get your number. I'll call
Speaker 3: you later. Because my goal I'm gonna feed you. But
Speaker 3: I'm gonna feed you. I want you to eat and
Speaker 3: not going to Roscos. Well, if that what you want,
Speaker 3: if Roscoe's in my house or you want to go
Speaker 3: to you want to eat the restaurants in your house.
Speaker 4: If I'm trying to get you to my.
Speaker 3: Genius, if I'm trying to sleep with you, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: feed you near my house, okay.
Speaker 1: And then if you walk down with restaurants and it
Speaker 1: was a Jerry's near my No, I know where it's opened.
Speaker 1: That near my house?
Speaker 3: Okay, is there mister Charles house? Yeah, okay, mister Charles,
Speaker 3: about fifteen minutes from my house?
Speaker 4: You got the time?
Speaker 3: Okay? There? All right? Ah?
Speaker 4: Is there a Noble near your house?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: It was about nine minutes you want.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I have no more for the questions about there, but
Speaker 7: that let you know she won't be I won't see you.
Speaker 3: I said you thought you won't be with me. She
Speaker 3: ain't won't be with me like that, and then I
Speaker 3: respect that. So, so what restaurant did you actually your
Speaker 3: first date was on?
Speaker 1: Was that? No? Our first date was like eight years later,
Speaker 1: years later. Yeah, oh you could wait. No, he played
Speaker 1: chess like a motherfucker. You want somebody that want you.
Speaker 3: So you you say, I'm doing this show, blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: come out and see it. She came out of show,
Speaker 3: She's like, all right, let's hang out. Said I can't.
Speaker 3: I have to leave, said hello to her, and we
Speaker 3: was all kicking. Then the pandemic hit, so I stopped.
Speaker 3: You know, I had nothing but time, So we started
Speaker 3: kicking and we was good.
Speaker 4: Oh so y'all together during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where it all happened, during the pandemic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what That's what relationships was testing well because.
Speaker 4: You started to hate the motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true if you're with the wrong but you
Speaker 3: also get to define if this really is the motherfucker
Speaker 3: you want to be with. Because you see other ships
Speaker 3: occupying your time. It's been given a waiver to this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Now you have nothing but isolated time with you and her,
Speaker 3: and you get to as a real man, especially if
Speaker 3: your for your fifth you get to evaluate what exactly
Speaker 3: you got. She can't she can't hide none of those flaws.
Speaker 3: Always say, it's only three ways a nood person to
Speaker 3: go to jail with them, jail, to go on toward them,
Speaker 3: that live with them.
Speaker 4: It's all like jail.
Speaker 3: It's all the same, same, all the same, different restrictions. Motherfucker,
Speaker 3: you're gonna learn you didn't like this motherfucker a lie
Speaker 3: because you're gonna see them alive. You go to jail
Speaker 3: with him. There's nothing more that you can do but
Speaker 3: judge him, because that's all you gotta do. That's all
Speaker 3: you gotta do.
Speaker 1: And then if you live with a motherfucker, it's the
Speaker 1: same exact thing. So you you will know that person
Speaker 1: within two weeks, but in two weeks. If you don't
Speaker 1: know them within two weeks, it's because you blind like
Speaker 1: a motherfucker. You are acting Stevie Wonder because everyone knows
Speaker 1: Stevie wanted to see.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows Stevie wanted to see. Yeah, right, not listen, man, Steve,
Speaker 3: I believe he can see true story.
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago. Oh shit, this is the reason. No,
Speaker 4: this's two weeks ago. It's true story.
Speaker 3: I walked by and me and Stevie won his friends,
Speaker 3: and I passed him and I ain't see him. People like,
Speaker 3: thank you, that's Steve Wonder. I said, oh, man missed out.
Speaker 3: I ain't saying what too? My name? Steve won't look
Speaker 3: at me. Nigga, he's just gonna pass me. I saw you.
Speaker 4: He didn't say he smelled you.
Speaker 3: No, that nigga said, I saw you. You're just gonna pass.
Speaker 3: They up. I said, I said, that's fucked up. Stevie
Speaker 3: saw me and I ain't see him. I said that, nigga,
Speaker 3: what kind of life I'm living? Stevie so me and him,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: The story that was told, no shot not to shock.
Speaker 3: But the other one is better.
Speaker 4: What the one about crossing the street? That was brother brothers.
Speaker 1: They see Stevie wanted to cross in the street.
Speaker 3: Somebody gonna get that nigger and run across the street.
Speaker 3: Stevie was crossing the street, but Steve listening, Steve would
Speaker 3: ste I'm gonna talk to Stevie. Come to my club.
Speaker 3: We do Tuesday night and in l A is called
Speaker 3: comedy comedy Chateau. That's where it's located called Earthquake and Friends,
Speaker 3: and Stevie.
Speaker 1: Comes there every Tues. And he told his first joke
Speaker 1: last Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Oh ship.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell him like I'm gonna tell saying,
Speaker 1: I'm putting on my life.
Speaker 3: Please, y'all got you gotta go down there and came up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you gotta went to I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: please say you gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Now we know you got the internet, because we all
Speaker 1: got the internet. Are you seeing what's going on with
Speaker 1: DJ Envy and Rick Ross?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna take a pistol. You're talking about this.
Speaker 4: I'm a different kind of dude though.
Speaker 3: I don't get it. I just don't get it from
Speaker 3: Rick Ross, Park and DJ Mvy the same thing. Man,
Speaker 3: you got a problem with me, call me, you know me,
Speaker 3: I know you. You understand all this back and forth
Speaker 3: on it. So it can't be we upset with each other.
Speaker 3: So that means we can have a conversation. And if
Speaker 3: if it is that we upset with each other, that's
Speaker 3: when I'm totally out the game. So I don't play fight, right,
Speaker 3: I don't. It's either real fight or no fight or
Speaker 3: no fight at all you understand what I'm saying. You
Speaker 3: an enemy or you not nigga? What we're doing now,
Speaker 3: I gotta contemplate. Do I need to take you off
Speaker 3: this motherfucker protect my family? What we're doing. You see
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. So I don't want to understand it,
Speaker 3: especially to establish motherfuckers. If it's a problem, what's the problem?
Speaker 3: Like I just me and you right now? If I
Speaker 3: ever heard I call you a squake? What's up?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: We were good? What's up there? Tell me what? And
Speaker 3: a man enough to say, I'm sorry. If you've seen
Speaker 3: that and I apologize, you will never have that problem
Speaker 3: for me again. Brouh And I think I hope me
Speaker 3: and you are still cool. If you say you don't
Speaker 3: want to fuck with you no more, it's cool because
Speaker 3: the world is big enough that it doesn't determine me
Speaker 3: and you getting along. You ain't Russia, I ain't the
Speaker 3: United States, you understand. But what I'm saying is it
Speaker 3: doesn't determine the existence of man that's not depend on
Speaker 3: me and you getting along. And the world is big
Speaker 3: enough that I can go live somewhere else that I
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck what you do. And I'm still
Speaker 3: good with it. That's why I just don't understand it.
Speaker 3: From G to G, call that nigga, Call that nigga
Speaker 3: up here? What is this all this yapping because you
Speaker 3: ain't both went through fall. No, what I'm saying is, Nigga,
Speaker 3: you know it ain't no consequences to the yapping because
Speaker 3: none of you niggas, if you're smart enough, willing to
Speaker 3: pay the costs to lose everything to end what it
Speaker 3: is man the man. So while we're talking about it, right,
Speaker 3: I don't hate you enough more than I love myself.
Speaker 3: So nigga, I'm not doing that time fucking with you. Nigga,
Speaker 3: i'a let you go. And that's why it's just disappointed,
Speaker 3: especially at that level. And we have to teach these
Speaker 3: young niggas that we have to and if they see
Speaker 3: the top niggas few nover whatever it is, it don't
Speaker 3: bring no resolution to the rest of the motherfuckers on
Speaker 3: how it is period.
Speaker 4: And that's just my humble opinion.
Speaker 3: And it's really over a car show. I don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck. It was over a bitch over we as
Speaker 3: stars as leaders on it because that's the truth, because
Speaker 3: you ain't gonna pay that price what it is to
Speaker 3: do it. If me and you have beef right here,
Speaker 3: motherfuckers don't fight no more. I haven't met a nigga
Speaker 3: yet that can take an ass with it. Usually a
Speaker 3: nigga take an ass with you as a better man.
Speaker 3: We're good, but we have respect and move on. These
Speaker 3: niggas can't take it no more. So, nigga, now I
Speaker 3: got to take you out. Not because I'm afraid of you.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid of that you're not going to take the
Speaker 3: results of me. I'm a better man when you can't
Speaker 3: physically fucking with me.
Speaker 4: And I can't take losses anymore.
Speaker 3: Can't take a al. They can't.
Speaker 4: Exactly can't take a al.
Speaker 3: So now we're dealing with a term of niggas can't
Speaker 3: take a al.
Speaker 4: I got to go ahead and eliminate because I mean
Speaker 4: and finish to both of them.
Speaker 1: They could have both body stopped from the beginning, like
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like I feel like you know again,
Speaker 1: we have respect for them both. And they started on
Speaker 1: drink chaps, which sucks that it started.
Speaker 4: On drink chap.
Speaker 1: But but but I didn't feel like Ross stay the truth,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was just my friends and Ross
Speaker 1: my friend. But when when Ross said it, I didn't
Speaker 1: feel like Ross was being out of the line. I
Speaker 1: feel like Ross was just saying like competitive, and I
Speaker 1: felt like Envy, you know.
Speaker 3: Responded as as he as he should he's supposed to.
Speaker 1: And I feel like when Envy said, Charlomage, would you
Speaker 1: let your daughters.
Speaker 4: Sleep in the house with Eddie Murphy?
Speaker 1: And although he was talking about Charlotte Maine's daughters, I
Speaker 1: felt like Rick Ross took it like he said, you.
Speaker 4: Was talking about my daughter.
Speaker 1: So that's when the thing kind of like spiral her
Speaker 1: out of control. And in my opinion, I could be
Speaker 1: wrong as well, you know what I mean. I could
Speaker 1: be wrong, but this is how I see it. And
Speaker 1: they just kept going and just kept going. But I humbly,
Speaker 1: you know, if you guys are listening to this show,
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast, please brothers. You guys are way
Speaker 1: too important. I think if one of y'alls to pick
Speaker 1: up the phone speak to each other and.
Speaker 4: Too much of an example the other fuck out.
Speaker 1: We love y'all both, and everyone's gonna go to both
Speaker 1: of your car shows.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna pick. We're gonna go to both of
Speaker 3: your car shows. So I'm glad I ain't got them
Speaker 3: kind of cars, and keep them coming, just make fun
Speaker 3: of it. I want no cars. We no right niggas
Speaker 3: in the nineteen fifty. I won't be that slightly though.
Speaker 3: You couldn't even be adding no diner. You couldn't even
Speaker 3: get a slice of pie. Fuck you need a fifty
Speaker 3: two shaffy. You couldn't even ride that bitch down the street.
Speaker 4: Crazy.
Speaker 3: You're not in the old school cars, No man, I'm
Speaker 3: not a car dude player. I'm just fucking with him.
Speaker 3: My friends are Anthony Anderson. They're saying, is my boy
Speaker 3: Maurice says they got them old cars and they put
Speaker 3: money into them because the old car. I don't own
Speaker 3: an old car. I don't want nothing old but money.
Speaker 3: I want this year or last year.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: I'm a least.
Speaker 3: Niggau three years.
Speaker 1: Come get these bitches. No, I'm a financer, No nigga,
Speaker 1: that's a bad finance. I'm probably maybaxo sir. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that doesn't matter. You're still financing, still losing money, man,
Speaker 1: I got the mayback. I'm trying to sell it.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. I ain't losing money, sir,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: Know the baby should going up? Okay, nigga, let me
Speaker 3: let me look at my ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it going up. Like I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 3: My ship. My account had to call me and say,
Speaker 3: nigga could move right out. I saw that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's how you know it's real.
Speaker 3: Your account, say, man, and my watches.
Speaker 1: All every one of my watches, watches, Dude, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch do every one of my watches?
Speaker 4: Like he is how you know I'm ill?
Speaker 3: My account is telling me what what watch you think
Speaker 3: I should buy?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I promise you because like a lot of
Speaker 1: people are investing in stock.
Speaker 3: But gold is so up right now. Every piece of gold.
Speaker 4: That I bought has triples.
Speaker 1: So I bought a piece of gold for twenty six
Speaker 1: thousand that is worth sixty eight thousand right now that
Speaker 1: niggas as nigga, my good jewelers are calling listen, this
Speaker 1: is how bad it is. The jewelers are calling me
Speaker 1: to buy the ship back. They're like, you cannot buy
Speaker 1: that back from you. So he's saying, Jamie Pizza, Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm funking up.
Speaker 4: I don't know who the called me from Moto Rico
Speaker 4: and it's four four Yankee pick up then man boys,
Speaker 4: But listen to spadest music. No got ship over here?
Speaker 4: Everything the.
Speaker 3: Yankee No, Jake Obbins.
Speaker 4: I'm primitive like a motherfucker.
Speaker 3: You ever been to Columbia? No?
Speaker 4: But what did you randomly pick? I looked at has.
Speaker 3: I ain't been none of that. A lot of a
Speaker 3: lot of a lot of what.
Speaker 4: But a lot of people go to Columbia now.
Speaker 3: For all the wrong reason, for all the wrong.
Speaker 1: If you marry, you cannot go to Columbia by yourself.
Speaker 1: If youbot get married, listen, you're gonna suck your ship up.
Speaker 4: Do not go to Columbia.
Speaker 3: I ain't leaving that hill. No mind, she invested.
Speaker 4: The hen take your wife there.
Speaker 3: They want to go to medic Jean and Median is beautiful.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 4: They want to go to Meda Jane. Yeah, medi Yan
Speaker 4: is beautiful. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Poblo basketball town and the Hookahs is twelve off.
Speaker 4: No, don't don't listen to No, don't listen to him.
Speaker 2: Man disrespectful to people may ying, well, the hooks is twelve.
Speaker 4: I well, first of all, they're not twelve dollars, but no.
Speaker 3: Yea day they twelve dollars twenty five.
Speaker 2: Okay, my bad, No, no, listen, shout out to dollars
Speaker 2: on America.
Speaker 4: Place, beautiful place America. It's like Miami in a valley.
Speaker 3: That's still that's that's tweout dollars in my mind.
Speaker 1: Same ship. He thinking about going Columbia. You better stop yeah.
Speaker 3: From saying I.
Speaker 4: Go to Colombia, go to the border.
Speaker 3: We gotta show and I gotta save a little baby,
Speaker 3: save a little bit people going out there to get
Speaker 3: their team done.
Speaker 4: I gotta I'll just get forty dollar hookers.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you come up with Yeah, the baby needs me.
Speaker 3: She's a quake fan. I'm trying to see how I
Speaker 3: can get there without her because she packed soon as
Speaker 3: motherfucker Miami.
Speaker 4: I'm going you need to bring please bring the tour
Speaker 4: down in Miami the next time, y'all.
Speaker 3: We all man, But I'm once I get this TV show, yo. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do TV shows,
Speaker 3: the TV show about Can you tell us? No? I
Speaker 3: can't because strike man.
Speaker 4: What is the family like family.
Speaker 3: No, it's the.
Speaker 1: Perfect ship for me. And it's don't wanner brothers. I
Speaker 1: don't say that brothers.
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to brother's partner. Damn. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: And so you finger popping ship in the TV show.
Speaker 1: No man, it's a be an earthquake. It was intitious world.
Speaker 3: And it's the first time that this one got a shot,
Speaker 3: you know, because you know it's a process. First you
Speaker 3: got to get the show. Then you gotta get it
Speaker 3: on it. They ain't got to stay on it. They
Speaker 3: ain't got to you know. It's it's it's it's a ride.
Speaker 1: But no, I had to deal. We signed the deal
Speaker 1: and then they went on strike. Did you get the advance? No, damn,
Speaker 1: the money ain't com't nothing. Strike stops everything.
Speaker 4: Strike strike.
Speaker 1: You don't want to get you because you don't want
Speaker 1: to announce. You have the show and your partner.
Speaker 3: Crime is your showrunner that showed the right hand man
Speaker 3: and he out there on labor strike. You don't want
Speaker 3: to be on there. So I'm just holding on. So
Speaker 3: soon as he make his deal and they get together
Speaker 3: and we don't get it done after you have to
Speaker 3: set a special in their ass I'll be straight.
Speaker 4: You can't strike with them because then they they know
Speaker 4: because I'm not a writer, but I can support you
Speaker 4: from the crib.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. You go, I feel you.
Speaker 3: But nigga, Now, I'm not in a position to make
Speaker 3: any white man upset.
Speaker 4: I need all of them to be my friend.
Speaker 3: Now, as a friend of Dave Chappelle, one of the most.
Speaker 1: Catastrophic I want to say things is when he walked
Speaker 1: away from like fifty six million or fifty seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that nigga got strength. Tell y'all, nigga like that.
Speaker 3: I went him fifty six soul, then a nigga.
Speaker 4: Strong, and he made it triple over. He believed it.
Speaker 3: But I swear to dollars he got fifty six nigga.
Speaker 3: But essentially, when you first heard that that he turned down,
Speaker 3: what did you think they they got faith? No, I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean he believed in this principles and what it is.
Speaker 3: And that's one thing about comedians, true comedians. They the
Speaker 3: money is just an atherthought. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: If you make anything like you said, you treated me well,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna go there. I'm supposed to get this
Speaker 3: amount of money. But I do it for this because
Speaker 3: everything was so good. That's who were Comedians is. But
Speaker 3: if you.
Speaker 4: Exploreding us and we feel we being explored it.
Speaker 3: There is no money you can give us that we
Speaker 3: would do it because we know, at the end of
Speaker 3: the day were compromising who we are and it's going
Speaker 3: to show up on your stand up. He could never
Speaker 3: be the motherfucker that he is today had he accepted that,
Speaker 3: because it was compromised everything he is. If it's thought patterns,
Speaker 3: how he coming to the to the jokes he's doing
Speaker 3: right now, he couldn't never fought everything else because he
Speaker 3: already took the motherfucking bed early with Comedy Central. And
Speaker 3: that's what people don't understand. So when I saw him
Speaker 3: do it, I was like, yeah, he's to he is
Speaker 3: that dude thought was take a shot for that. It's
Speaker 3: Friday from Solo. Cheers, Cheers.
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna lie. I didn't think he was gonna
Speaker 4: drink to you. Yeah, I tell you he drinking.
Speaker 3: Down down, nigga. You hear about me here, But I
Speaker 3: didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 4: No, man, I find like this for the gun, I find.
Speaker 3: I don't know drink this is.
Speaker 4: This is this is this is mine and I got
Speaker 4: one more. Hold on, I got one more.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We wanna take this shot for Yah, We're gonna take it.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, right now you want to want you ain't
Speaker 3: want to.
Speaker 4: Want up to it. You gotta fight this.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we got eight more minutes with him because
Speaker 3: he said hard out at five o'clock. Right mm hmm, yes, well, earthquake,
Speaker 3: I'm not in that. We got We're good man, you
Speaker 3: are legend, legend man, you know what's dope about you?
Speaker 3: And let me just say this, okay, and I mean
Speaker 3: it's and it's not now hyperbotly for you to say
Speaker 3: that as being the real nigga. I'm good. But I'm
Speaker 3: saying yeah, and that's what matters. I understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We hear from you real motherfuckers in the game saying
Speaker 3: what it is. Yes, you can get the TV show
Speaker 3: you sydingdicate, you could be that. If you don't have respect,
Speaker 3: a room among your peers and other genres who peers
Speaker 3: and recognize your ship, you have nothing. So when I
Speaker 3: hear it, not to interrupt you, this me and you talk,
Speaker 3: so you say that yes, that's stamps it on and long.
Speaker 3: I can take that home and feed my kids with that.
Speaker 3: But but and my woman tells me that.
Speaker 4: But you're one of the only comedians that I know.
Speaker 1: Other comedians like, that's what's beautiful about you, your career,
Speaker 1: your legacy, your plot is you know, a lot of
Speaker 1: rappers don't get respected by other rappers, right, so they'll
Speaker 1: be like, man, fuck him.
Speaker 3: You know he's from such and such, he's.
Speaker 4: He doesn't do this.
Speaker 1: One thing I know about you is when I when
Speaker 1: I said your name, everybody was like, that's the man. Everybody, rappers, comedians,
Speaker 1: ball players, like I sit it on Twitter and everybody
Speaker 1: was like that's motherfucker. Like I was like, yo, anybody
Speaker 1: got questions for earthquake and everyone was like forty he
Speaker 1: gonna drink you under the table. They just was going
Speaker 1: in and I'm looking at all these certified checks, all
Speaker 1: of these stars not and then the regular people, but
Speaker 1: the stars was coming there, like yo, I'm tuning into
Speaker 1: this drink champs.
Speaker 3: This is going to be the drink champ. And that's
Speaker 3: and that's that's warranted to.
Speaker 1: What you did in this community, to what you did
Speaker 1: in comedy, to what you did for us, for us,
Speaker 1: and I just want you to know, face to face,
Speaker 1: man the man, you are one of the love love
Speaker 1: legends of the legends and we will always respect you.
Speaker 3: Brother.
Speaker 4: And I was so excited. I was like, Yo, he
Speaker 4: want to do the show like earthquake.
Speaker 3: I was like what. We was excited, Me and this
Speaker 3: nigga moth like we came here early and you was
Speaker 3: here earlier. We didn't like that. We said, hold on,
Speaker 3: you can't be here before us. We are the people.
Speaker 4: And yeah, but it was so beautiful.
Speaker 3: Man. Do you know how much of a lessond you are?
Speaker 3: Well that first of all, y'all show is so important.
Speaker 3: I have done thirty years of fucking interviews and it's
Speaker 3: the only time my staff the man had to come.
Speaker 3: I love that. They said if they couldn't come, they quit.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Staff of by the way, No, that's good staff, bottle.
Speaker 1: You know, as a rapper man, Yes, the least you
Speaker 1: want to do, the least you want to get respect
Speaker 1: from your peer.
Speaker 3: Yeah you you bro, man the man. Yes, you you
Speaker 3: can't make the motherfucker gatekeepers give you a shot, right.
Speaker 3: I don't give fuck how funny you is? I give
Speaker 3: me the if funny? What's the criteria for making I
Speaker 3: be a superstar ready, it's who you know who want
Speaker 3: to take that chance on you, who want to give
Speaker 3: you the opportunity when they have the ear of the
Speaker 3: decision makers to say, hey, what do you want to do?
Speaker 3: I want to do this, But you know something, know
Speaker 3: somebody you want to talk to, talk to them, You
Speaker 3: need to see him. They want to be with you.
Speaker 1: But if you say him, they'll give him the opportunity.
Speaker 3: Very few of us have that. So when I came
Speaker 3: to the conclusion I can't control that. The only thing
Speaker 3: I can control was be the funniest. So I could
Speaker 3: be and be to my niggas and say, hey, man,
Speaker 3: but come on, if we if anybody be honest with
Speaker 3: the ship, if we judging it on jokes, how can
Speaker 3: you not put my name in the motherfucking game. If
Speaker 3: we basing it on jokes, I have nothing but jokes.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: you ain't gonna dance, I'm not gonna dance. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna fuck fuck with other I'm gonna love. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be a father to my kid. I'm gonna be anything
Speaker 3: it is I'm not gonna put my hands on I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna chase anything that gives me a click that is,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do none of that. I'm not I'm
Speaker 3: gonna even if you do me wrong, magga, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna come back at you. I'm gonna least get an
Speaker 3: opportunity so for me and you to talk and say
Speaker 3: what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna take that bait of trying to fuck
Speaker 1: you over for me to go this other way, I'm
Speaker 1: none of that. I'm just gonna live on a basis
Speaker 1: that I thought y'all are judging who's the funniest nigga?
Speaker 3: And if we having this conversation, if I'm not that, now,
Speaker 3: who is? And tell me where's the ship that put
Speaker 3: with what we have? Now, what you heard, now, what
Speaker 3: you feel? Where's the work? That's all I'm ask and
Speaker 3: wherever it leads, I'm good with it. First, second, third, fourth.
Speaker 1: Seventy eight, ninety eleven, wherever it is. But let's have
Speaker 1: a real fucking goddamn discussion.
Speaker 3: Because I don't see shit about jokes because I'm not
Speaker 3: seeing it. I'm not saying it. But I'm not angry.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep doing what it is. But I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna get angry at none of them. And I hope
Speaker 3: the motherfuckers who have the ear of the industry say, hey, man,
Speaker 3: have you seen my boy Quake? You should see him.
Speaker 3: And I'm not trying to be you. I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to be them. I'm not trying to be nothing, because
Speaker 3: what's for me, it's for me and I can never
Speaker 3: be you, and you damn sure, Kate, never be me.
Speaker 3: God damn.
Speaker 4: Man, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: You are everything I thought you was gonna be, and
Speaker 1: then I ain't gonna lie. I am so over I
Speaker 1: wish you could see. I got goosebumps cause because I mean,
Speaker 1: be honest with you.
Speaker 3: May be so many times that you know, I'm a.
Speaker 1: Fan of somebody, I love them, and then I get
Speaker 1: to meet them in person and the exact opposite of
Speaker 1: what I thought.
Speaker 4: They were, right, it's very disappointing.
Speaker 1: Like and for me to meet you you because I
Speaker 1: never met you, I feel like I know you because
Speaker 1: I know your comedy so like And I said that
Speaker 1: recently because sometimes a fan will come up to me
Speaker 1: in the airport and just start talking to me and
Speaker 1: I'll be looking at this nigga like, Nigga, you don't
Speaker 1: know me, like, but then they do, But then they
Speaker 1: do because I feel like I know you, like because
Speaker 1: I'm your fan.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, so I recently learned to adapt to
Speaker 1: that because fans I'll just being up barked.
Speaker 4: And they be like, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 3: So you know you remember that time and I'm looking
Speaker 3: at this nigga like, nigga, what the fuck is your problem?
Speaker 3: I ain't never met you in no goddamn and he
Speaker 3: does and it's like.
Speaker 1: But that's what it is with a lot of people
Speaker 1: that I'm fans of, and you particularly like I feel
Speaker 1: like I know you.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Even though this is my first time me and you,
Speaker 3: I feel like I know you, and I feel like
Speaker 3: everything about your comedy is real.
Speaker 1: It's everything that you are and you embrace. Is there
Speaker 1: ever been a time that you said a joke that
Speaker 1: embarrassed you or your family?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but damn no, because I tell my family and
Speaker 3: my friends that everything the person who matters already know
Speaker 3: that's God. Fuck. What they think say, I'm a fuck.
Speaker 3: What they think is again, I'm a resort oriented nigga
Speaker 3: who matters is God, so he already knows. So I
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck. If you know you ain't a factor, understand,
Speaker 3: you can't fuck with us. We are laughing a onong
Speaker 3: each other. That was a fuck up ship. Back to
Speaker 3: the premise that we're flawed people. So this was our
Speaker 3: flawship and we laugh about it. You hold on to it,
Speaker 3: you hide from it. My team, we laugh about it
Speaker 3: and we moved going with it. I facilitate that because
Speaker 3: I'm the leader of it. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So if I could say and say this is my
Speaker 3: flawedness of it, then we have no problem with it.
Speaker 3: And that's why I said. So you know, yes, my
Speaker 3: woman said, my brother said, my mother said it. And
Speaker 3: I tell them the same thing. All y'all believe in God.
Speaker 3: They already know and we know.
Speaker 4: Fuck them.
Speaker 3: Fuck them. You know what I'm saying. Let's laugh to
Speaker 3: goevernment in public and standing in the house. You know
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie. Is you manicured up? Of course
Speaker 3: you are. I get the brush. You got to solve
Speaker 3: his heads in the Nebraska. I don't lift nothing but
Speaker 3: mic you he dropped that, not say I don't lift
Speaker 3: mic He never looked at a man and said you
Speaker 3: can smooth. Yeah, you're not a maintenance your you like
Speaker 3: you never worked in your life from that physically, physically,
Speaker 3: I'm not a labor nigga. Are we taking a shot
Speaker 3: for that? All right?
Speaker 2: What this is?
Speaker 3: Last shot?
Speaker 2: Come on, you gotta he gotta take a gonna make
Speaker 2: sure you get all right.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take Let me just tell you something.
Speaker 3: That's how you know you're a real drinker. And you
Speaker 3: see what he just did. He went like this all
Speaker 3: right for the audience that No, this is how you
Speaker 3: down a shot. This is also how you down the
Speaker 3: oyster every time you eat it up. Yes, every time
Speaker 3: you eat an oyster. The proper way is to turn
Speaker 3: that oyster upside down. Because there's a drunk motherfucker in
Speaker 3: your crew is gonna.
Speaker 4: Take a shot out there.
Speaker 1: You might take this shot. They might use a column
Speaker 1: like you didn't too. He won't mean my friend I
Speaker 1: know you know him and his friends shared a condom.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to this guy. He makes up stories.
Speaker 4: You share the car.
Speaker 3: Don't listen to Gemini. We don't share a com.
Speaker 4: So sad, so sad, May twenty eight. Gemini do not
Speaker 4: do things like that, thank you, sir. Okay, but listen
Speaker 4: to this fucking guy with him.
Speaker 3: Man, you want to hear the story, please? All right?
Speaker 1: He used the condom. You can say the story. I
Speaker 1: mean they put on the floor and his boy came in.
Speaker 1: My boy, well, my boy, this is boy. He hold
Speaker 1: my boy. Listen or great, he came in, put on
Speaker 1: the condom, put it on. You don't the floor. You
Speaker 1: acted like you was right there with a cat.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, I know enough people to know the story.
Speaker 1: Let me tell this boy put on his condumn that
Speaker 1: he used, put it on, sucked the bitch and it
Speaker 1: came out and said good looking. And then Evin says
Speaker 1: good looking. Why he goes because like you left me
Speaker 1: the condom.
Speaker 4: That's a lie.
Speaker 3: Story, man, tell your last week he said it was
Speaker 3: come I stayed for court.
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 2: The story is something happened inside the room, came out
Speaker 2: of the room. Somebody went in the room, somebody to
Speaker 2: the other room. High five, said we high five. I
Speaker 2: picked something up.
Speaker 3: That's a Gemini.
Speaker 1: And he also cut caught off his girlfriend because she
Speaker 1: went to the Big Pympier video No.
Speaker 2: I didn't cut her off. Man, we already broke up
Speaker 2: by that times. My girls in the face and she
Speaker 2: was my girl was a big pimp and she was changed.
Speaker 3: Her doll song man, the doll song video video. She
Speaker 3: was a whoshi walk.
Speaker 4: Look see girl anymore?
Speaker 3: She just broke up.
Speaker 2: None of these rounds when you resort that, you don't
Speaker 2: let me throw.
Speaker 3: This ship out the spicy Listen, how did your feel
Speaker 3: you fucking with my girl? No more? I broke up?
Speaker 3: Where did she fucking him?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know he did.
Speaker 3: Years.
Speaker 4: Do you believe she fucking him? Probably?
Speaker 3: Okay, I understand you gotta.
Speaker 1: I mean, if he failed this woman to be up
Speaker 1: on them niggas, I did it pussy out.
Speaker 3: So do you feel that some reflection on you?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Look, I was an active DJ at the time, like
Speaker 2: spinning in the clubs.
Speaker 4: I was doing my things, working in the industry.
Speaker 1: Ma.
Speaker 2: Then she she decided to become a video vixen. I said,
Speaker 2: I it's not gonna work out between us. We mutually
Speaker 2: broke up. See I fucked with this you a Gemini?
Speaker 3: No wrong? He wanted shoot the story old franchise.
Speaker 4: Yo, She's so cool.
Speaker 2: She here's the bullshit story he keeps telling me, and
Speaker 2: she never goes out the pocket and says some crazy.
Speaker 3: Ship because I'm totally freestyling.
Speaker 4: You know, you completely.
Speaker 3: Yes, that the story of every time, every time, do
Speaker 3: the remix to the remix, remix the remix of the
Speaker 3: remix of the remix. That's a fact.
Speaker 4: That is a fact. Holy Morning moning, so so earthquake.
Speaker 1: What is next after the strike writers block, We're gonna
Speaker 1: get the sitcom.
Speaker 4: I'm going to get a TV show.
Speaker 3: Yes, please come see me Live Nation and hooked up
Speaker 3: with a brother.
Speaker 4: I be in d C for my mg M.
Speaker 3: I'm at the MGM September, the first earthquake here. Yes,
Speaker 3: please come seeing me. Yes, get your tickets early.
Speaker 4: I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a TV show and I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: another special. I'm gonna do a couple of commercials. My
Speaker 3: my radio show is number one on a serious I'm
Speaker 3: gonna take i'ma I'm gonna put more on there. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna break it off and work a deal
Speaker 3: with Nextflix to give the comedians that come on my
Speaker 3: show specials the show on there for content for them,
Speaker 3: and then man, I'm gonna try to stay healthy and
Speaker 3: get in shape and fuck real niggas like you. That's
Speaker 3: what I got.
Speaker 1: Well, man, this has been everything I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be a little bit more. So I want that note, Jamie,
Speaker 1: are you here? I want the last shot. I promise
Speaker 1: the last shot. I promise, promise.
Speaker 4: We here two hours later like this is the last.
Speaker 3: Man. This was, This was so go cub good, this
Speaker 3: was keep back, This is so dope earthquake. Man.
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Man. First of all, I'm gonna tell y'all something. It's
Speaker 3: an honor to be here. Thank you so much for
Speaker 3: man to man, it's an honor to be here. My staff,
Speaker 3: you don't understand. I'm gonna give them so shout out
Speaker 3: because they don't. I do interviews everywhere. We're doing the drink,
Speaker 3: we're doing the dream.
Speaker 4: Then motherfuckers came.
Speaker 3: They here, and here they said, and they and they
Speaker 3: the most bottle.
Speaker 9: Right now.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying the dream chair. What I'm
Speaker 3: saying to y'all, man, thank y'all for having us. Anytime
Speaker 3: you need anything for me on this. I support y'all.
Speaker 4: I'm here.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the opportunity for being on your show
Speaker 1: first that we're gonna.
Speaker 3: Tell you anytime you want to.
Speaker 1: I don't even give a you want to promote your
Speaker 1: pink toenails.
Speaker 3: I don't get I don't get exactually hoping you want to.
Speaker 3: I don't care if you're dropping the air ring line.
Speaker 1: We don't give a fuck. You come over here, you
Speaker 1: promote whatever the fuck you want. Anytime you want to.
Speaker 4: Give them pink toes and the earring line.
Speaker 3: I don't know that that's but that's the first thing
Speaker 3: that came to my mom.
Speaker 4: Sorry, so you know I'm special.
Speaker 1: So uh and resource room, yes, Uh, anytime you want
Speaker 1: to promote anything. Man, brother, you are You are hilarious,
Speaker 1: You are a legend, you are icon, and you are
Speaker 1: somebody that we want to want to continue to give
Speaker 1: their flowers to. You know what I mean, because uh
Speaker 1: one meme sent you deserve it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, brother, Thank God God.
Speaker 4: YEP.
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