WEBVTT - Episode 374 w/ Earthquake 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:14.840 He is drinks chants, motherfucking podcast man. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.160 He's a legends every queens rapper. 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:17.920 He ain't agreed. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.080 That's your boy in O r E. He's a Miami 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:22.800 hip hop Mionnaier p up as d J e f N. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.840 Together they drink it up with some of the biggest players, 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:29.040 you know what I mean. And the most professional, unprofessional 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:32.000 podcast and your number one source for drunk. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:34.519 Drink chants most every day is New Year's s E. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:38.880 That's it's time for drink Champions. Drink up, motherfuck mother. 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:46.559 Would it could be hoping these wild should be. It's 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:47.519 your boy in O r E. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.560 What up is d J e FN And it's the 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.159 hottest goddamn room there is today. Hold my cucuse, we 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:55.520 got some special guest today as hot as a motherfucker here. 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.000 This is a drink Champs. Happy y'all make some n. 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:06.080 Now when you're talking about funny, funny, funny, these guy's 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:10.679 gotta be one of the funniest people on the planet. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:16.440 His Netflix special, there's not a moment on that special 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:20.960 where tears wasn't coming out my eyes literally from his 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:28.160 prostate exam to talk about his kids, and then he 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:29.520 said in his special. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:33.119 Fuck them kids, I say, holy shit, I never heard. 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:37.600 That the man is funny funny when Dave Chappelle produced, 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.759 you know, got a chance to produce for something other 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:43.480 than hisself. Dave Chappelle said that was the first person 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:47.480 he thought of. He owned the club and was booking 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.880 Dave Chappelle. The man has been doing this thirty one years, 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:53.720 I want to say, in comedy and has never had 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:55.960 a dull moment that I saw. So, in case you 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:57.800 don't know who the fuck were talking about, were talking 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:05.320 about the one. The only motherfucker God damn, listen, man 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:06.360 was a motherfucker. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:08.560 He ain't get here yet. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:14.240 Yeah, holy shit, oh man, oh man, take it so yeah, 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:15.359 So what's going on earth? 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:15.600 Quick? 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:17.679 Man? I is it thirty one years ago? 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:18.079 Yeah? 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:21.120 Man, I got into this ninety one when I got 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:24.600 out the military, you know, and you know I was 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:29.440 in that motherfucker for about nine years military. Yeah, he 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:31.400 was doing comedy in the Air Force. Well I was, 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.720 you know, doing anything not to work. I'm not you know, 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:38.959 I'm a skater, you know what I mean. I'm not 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:42.240 that physical la you know what I mean. You need 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.240 a man in here to fix something at your nigga. 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.519 I was so ship, you know what I mean, I 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:52.480 ain't that dude, you know what? Then? Yeah, you know 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:54.560 what I'm saying. I picked motherfucker when they first get 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.880 over the ball. Look here, my mother want me to 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.480 clean my room? How much you charge me? I'm that 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:03.280 dude and us a second. Yeah, I was in that 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.640 joint for nine years. I was gonna do twenty years, 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.320 but the war broke out. So I told them niggas, 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:12.840 I don't mind practice of Yeah, niggas was going to 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:16.200 war for real. I say, I could have stayed at 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:20.840 home and got shot. Yeah, just get out my mama, 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:24.320 fuck that. So it was cool. It was one of 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:28.320 the best experiences because coming from DC is segregated, you know, 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:34.320 and you get to see the world as segregate. All black, 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:38.280 anything black, anything black, segregated that way, you know, thank you, 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.320 And so it got me to let me see the 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:45.440 world at seventeen eighteen and on they dime, you know 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.360 what I mean, And that's what I did it, and 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.600 I was like, let me see what's happening, And you know, 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.280 I knew it was a great place to start. They 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.720 ain't say shit about finished. So I was in that 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.280 bitch just trying to find you know what am I 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.080 going to do? And do this for a while, get 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.400 out your mother house paid. She was arguing at you 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.560 for free as well. Go to these niggas at you 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:09.760 for you look at it. No really, my man got popped, 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:13.640 you know, in the game. So you know they was 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:18.240 locking everybody up for the illegal pharmaceuticals. So I just said, 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.080 let me try it out. So I just went in 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:22.360 there and joined dog and say what can I do 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:26.440 to leave today? And I passed the test. They said 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.560 you can be after air traffic control. I said, when 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:32.960 can I be one? Say, well, take about nine months 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.560 for us to get you in the class. I said, 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:36.720 what do y'all got to day that I could leave today? 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.840 The nigga said, loading missiles. I said I'll take it 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:45.280 and loaded missiles. I loaded nuclear weapons. Man, yeah, man 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:50.320 on B fifty two, so hold on, could you drop something? 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:51.480 And they got dropped one. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.200 They gotta be ignited. They got to like make them live. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:01.320 They have to drop from ano to do for the 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.640 kill switch to go. Nucleus nuclear weapons are some of 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:08.880 the most safest munitions that we got, but it does 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.360 give you a different perspective that you get your faith 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:16.560 know that man has the bilty to destroy the world 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:19.520 because everything you you know, we're coming up God, you know, 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:28.240 you know forty days historic bullshit. These motherfuckers got. You know, 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:31.760 I was loading motherfucker missiles and bombs that could drop 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.240 in on Miami kill everybody in this bitch and we 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:35.320 can still I could teach you. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.760 Did you ever use one that? Actually they used that. No, know, 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:41.720 what you do is you know I used to say 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:42.400 this all the time. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:43.880 What they have is they do it. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:45.520 They call it the elephant walk. 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.480 And what you have to do is change all the 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:53.320 munitions in different aircrafts when it's you know that each time, 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:57.080 when it's on alert, it's all our all our planes 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:59.120 are on alert. And what you do you change the 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:04.320 different munitions in them to let different capability in case. 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.600 What you have to do. So what they do is, 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.360 you know they you know, the planes be fifty two 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.880 S B one. They just gold what we call an 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:15.200 elephant won't go up and down the fucking runway, just 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.320 up and down the taxiway. Now, if that bitch take off, 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:21.720 that's your ass. Usually they just taxi back down and 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.839 then you park them. If they take. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:27.480 Offs rehearsal, Oh yeah, it's just if you said it 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:28.479 take off you know what time? 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.560 You know what. That's why you run to a motherfucking girl, like, listen, 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.600 we have forty five minutes the sugar you're waiting on, 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:37.160 but he ain't coming, might as well fuck me, right, 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:38.080 what is that edible? 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:38.960 I got it? 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:45.920 Who else took an edible on the Mike Tyson? 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:51.599 I got the Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:55.000 Mike Tyson dugged us out. Yeah, he had him on 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.800 the show. He forced us to do it. He's like, yeah, 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:01.479 oh yeah, looked at him. I said no, I ain't 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:01.920 gonna say no. 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.360 I was hanging around Dave Now the motherfucker some people 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:08.120 around there was doing shroom. You did it and say no, 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:09.920 let's say you had tried. I said, I'm a little 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:13.800 too old to be starting new drugs. I got minds 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.800 where I'm at me a couple of these and shout 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:21.640 at motherfucker Scotch or on some vodka drink. Yeah, I'm drinking. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.880 Just thirty one years, man, what's what's what's the highlight 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:34.200 of that thirty one years? 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.840 My special that I just did Netflix one, Yes, and. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.440 Especially how it was done. I believe Dave called Netflix 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.120 and for your number. He could have called you directly. Yeah, 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:44.440 he wanted to do it in a professional way. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:47.160 Yeah, he called me, called my agent. Well I thought 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.360 it was. I thought it was you know, motherfucker was 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.920 playing a gag on me, you know, trying to get 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:55.880 me because I like Dave Chappelle. I want you want 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.520 permission to get your phone number. And the reason why 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.600 he wanted because he wanted to produce us special like 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:02.640 stop sucking with me. But I know him, Dave for 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:06.160 a lot timeout your club, right, yeah, when he was 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:08.320 a young dude, and I paid him a lot of money, 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.080 paid him a lot of me because you know, when 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.960 you own a club, you know the budget, a budget 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:18.160 coming like this motherfucker, you know. So I said, nah, 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.320 you know you usually have people go pick him up. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:22.840 I said, no, I'm gonna pick him up. Let me 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:27.640 size this motherfucker up. And I went and picked him 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:31.280 up and he was cool in a fan So still, 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:32.679 you know, you sit in the back and you know 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.920 how you as a rapper, and you see what bars 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:38.840 this motherfucker got. And he came up with the joke, 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:42.240 how did they white people came up the word nigga, 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:46.480 so fucking brilliant. I saw him do that. I'll say, yeah, 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.000 he the truth and we've been cool ever since. 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:53.000 You know what's dope about comedians is I think a 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.959 true comedian never stops being a comedian. No, like you 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:57.599 know what I mean, Like like when we went to 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:00.439 see Dave like off off the camera, he was just 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.800 still just just ranking on us, still was just joking like, 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:08.240 and I was just like, I love that. Like Marlon Waynes. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.480 You have Marl Waynes come here, and Marll Wayns every 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.600 time he comes here, he always joke on my friend Sonny, right, 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.080 but he's not here, Sonny will be here shortly. 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.679 And he always and he always jokes. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.840 On him for both day. He called him both day. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.520 So I just I just love. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:24.520 I just love when. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:29.199 Is that something that you guys practice or or it's 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:30.559 just something that comes out natural. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:33.360 No, that's just naturally who we are, you know what 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:33.679 I mean. 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:37.400 Some people we call him on all the time, you 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.880 know what I'm saying, Like he's trying to win the room. 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.040 But the true comic is it's just who they are, 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:47.000 and that's a part of their personality and to truly 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.360 find that they really like you. They show it to 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.559 you around yeah, joke around the other ones. You know, 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.360 most of us just staying back off of it, you know, 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.960 just looking back scoreless who is but the true ones 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.400 we rank and see each other and it'd be fun. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:02.439 It's real fun. 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.120 So when y'all see each other that that's what happened, like, yeah, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:06.160 mostly when. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.640 The ones that don't have that fu fuckery in the game, 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:12.160 you understand understand that you're dealing with something that's subjective, 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.120 you know what I mean. Only difference between me, Dave 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.520 Cab and the rest of them. And I said all 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:19.800 the time, these motherfuckers got an opportunity and they. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:20.520 Cashed in on it. 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.440 You see what I'm saying, which open up more doors 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.640 cash in and you know that's why you just got 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.800 to keep on, just hoping that you can get through 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.120 the gate keepers that they allow you to go through 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:32.439 to give you the opportunity. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:33.959 And that's what Dave did to me. 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:37.960 What I mind about trum professionists that's different from ours, 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:41.760 that we don't have very few you and rappers and 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:45.319 Jay you could see a rapper and y'all put them on. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:47.920 Y'all go ahead, put them a part on them, put 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.800 them on them, on your your motherfucker, oh. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:54.120 Your remix, something gave you on a remix, put you on. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.520 And comedians don't do that. Really. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.400 Fuck no, I'll tell you what. I'm jealous of comedians though. 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:03.480 I went to a show one time, Ampathy out here 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:07.439 and all the comedians was backstage getting along. I was 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.160 jealous as a motherfucker. I said, ain't nobody gonna stab 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:13.800 each other? Ain't nobody gonna put you comedians? Don't if 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:15.960 y'all have beef, y'all keep it between y'allself. 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:19.040 Well, they don't have beefs All the motherfuckers that know 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:24.160 they ain't gonna make it. Yeah, they already met the 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.760 limitation of their talent, and they hating the other people 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.680 up here. But I said, previlege the will the great 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:34.080 ones understand it's subjective, you know what I mean. It's 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:37.040 not there's no it's no definite. In a joke, somebody 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.360 I tell people all the time, niggas, somebody gonna find 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:40.480 me not funny. 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:42.800 You just hope all the niggas don't show up at 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:43.160 your show. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:47.880 That's so where it is so you know the ones 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.480 that find out they're not gonna make it, or they 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:54.880 need something for themselves to sleep or put themself to sleep, 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:57.520 or able to keep themselves asleep while they're not making it. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.719 It's the ones that have beef but talking, you know, 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:02.080 still cheap in the. 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.520 Version of how you're saying, like the rappers putting on 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.199 people on the remix or whatever. When the version in 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.760 comedy be the opening act the tours. 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:11.000 Where you people, Yeah, but that's limited part. 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:14.000 I'm talking about the upper exel, talking about the motherfucker 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.199 that's already in the end the zone, like I say 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:19.360 for metaphorically, like I have always been in the red zone. 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.439 I just needed somebody to do what Dave did, go 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:26.400 to the gatekeepers and say, yeah, y'all love me, y'all 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.040 need to look at this month right, that's where yes 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.120 it from this. He would say, this is who I 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.400 think is funny. Like I tell all the community, you 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:37.520 ain't got to help me. Help whoever you think it's funny. 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.400 Help the John jat because if they like them, they're 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:40.880 gonna love me when they start to see me. 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:43.160 So it's suspended. But they don't do it. 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.120 They get in the motherfucker room. You know, anybody else, 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:50.120 Funny close the door. No, I'm the last, you know 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:54.440 what I'm saying. And I envy that because you see 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.559 it every time I've been you know, like the rest 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:58.640 of them, old head, underseen hip hop, going to you. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:02.400 This is my new boy. He producers album Drake was 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:06.400 Paul of Cash Money and it said, we don't have that. 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:09.160 You know what I mean. We don't. They don't collaborate 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.679 like that. They don't sit here and build up. We 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:15.120 don't have a Puffy, We don't have a Russell Simmons. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:18.719 We don't have nobody that's facilitated with the gatekeepers that 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:21.120 allow us to be who we are. We got Jamie 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.800 Fox Well, Jamie Fox God, hey man, I hope he 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.400 stayed healthy and everything. You got Fox on it. But 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:30.520 you still need you need. You got Kevin Hart, that's 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:34.400 it too. But a facilitator who ain't a comic. You 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:37.559 see what I'm saying. You know, Russell Simmons never wanted 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:41.920 to rap. He facilitated Jender go with father, you know 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:43.360 what I mean? See him in BALI. I told you, 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.199 you know what I'm saying. You know what I mean. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:49.400 So we don't have that, And so every step I 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.000 get I try to do that. I do it with 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:54.640 my radio show with Quake Sauce for Comedians Together on there. 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.199 I did it with my own comedy club. Every step 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:01.000 I get just to expand it. Because there was a 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.959 comedy club. I thought it was just a club and 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:04.760 no club. 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:07.960 Comedy club. It was Uptown Comedy right. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:11.680 Yeah. We got up to about four clubs in Texas. Yeah, 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:15.199 we had two in Texas. Uhuh, two in Texas to 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.920 in Atlanta. Held a lot of comics that. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:19.880 Yeah, so all the comings that you see from there. 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:22.040 I booked him at my club before the time. 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.680 Is that why you think Dave wanted to pay you 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.800 that respect because he kind of felt like you did 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:27.280 that for him. 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.520 Well, no, he saw me, me and Vlad was going 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:32.920 at it, you know what I mean. And it was 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:38.840 about him, and you know, Vlad was wrong. It was well, 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:43.240 Vlad was under the pressure, you know when when Dave 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:48.800 Chappelle went up against Viacom about uh, Comedy Central and 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:52.960 the rest of him about his show Chapel Show, and 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:57.760 vlad position was as the establishment. You know, he you know, 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:01.400 Viacom paid him for it and they shouldn't have to 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:05.880 pay him anything else based upon you know what the 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:10.080 agreement was. And my shit out your fucking mind. If 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.640 that motherfucker make that, they need to spread that money 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.920 with him. He made them what it is, right, and 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:18.240 then you need to pay him break the bread. And 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.520 then he come with that old shipman glad to cool. 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.680 He's coming to look at all the people that they 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.400 invest in. The shirt don't work. I said, well, then 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.960 again that speaks volumes too. It did work, so he 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.920 should be paid anymore. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.000 Because it works. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.920 He should be given more because it worked. You can't 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.720 hold him account him because you got bad executives, you 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.080 don't know talent. They keep on making these motherfucker shows 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.440 that don't stay on the air. And then when a 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:46.400 brother breaks through and get his on and it's a phenomenon, 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.920 you're gonna still keep him at the basic part and 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:50.040 don't spread the bluff. 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:51.360 Hell, yeay should do that. 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:54.960 And we went with it about twenty minutes, and I said, 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.040 we just gonna have agree to disagree that the fucker 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:59.600 because you got your mind. He said, pose this interview 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.040 with me and you hit it. Would you come back? 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.920 I said, motherfucking right, be right here with this motherfucker. 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:08.560 We need to break that bread and it was just 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:11.320 that simple. So he saw that and he called me 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:15.760 up and Dave Dave Chappelle, Yeah, Dave called me and 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.800 uh and the rest of it was history. And I 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.920 knew this was the opportunity that could change the dynamic 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:25.600 of my career, you know, you know, to get it. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:29.040 So I took that material. I took that mental and 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:33.320 cut thirty seven minutes. No cut on it this period, 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:37.040 no editing that. What you've seen in my special was 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:40.320 what I said, one take, one take quake Wow? Really? 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.520 Oh yeah, because most most specials is several takes. They'll 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:43.680 do it. 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:47.400 Yeah, we didn't. We did the first one and we 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.520 had another show and Day said, you don't even need 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.760 that one, but we're gonna do it. And we did 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.800 it the first time because I underknew it. I understood 0:16:55.840 --> 0:17:00.840 the significance. I understood you know, the eyes one somebody And. 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:01.880 You wrote that material. 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:05.239 Sorry, you wrote that material as soon as you got 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:05.600 the call. 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.320 How is that process? That's the process? 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.800 Is I rotate material every year anyway because I don't 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.680 have a TV show, so I have to go see 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:17.600 my fans once a year, so you can't sell and 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:21.040 like y'all, I can't sing sing the same song that 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:26.119 gave me a hit to you know what I mean. 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:27.879 I love to use some of these jokes from U. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:31.600 But yeah, so I was already now, it was just 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:35.359 I was ready. Only decision is which material I wanted 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:38.520 to use to put it out for. And that's what 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:40.800 it was. Man, damn. 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:42.600 One take one take quick. 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:46.200 It's my name. One take quick, baby wow, one take quick. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:54.320 Yeah, no editing or nothing or nothing we edited this 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:54.840 ship neither. 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:56.880 Yeah. 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:57.080 Man. 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:59.280 Our show is about giving people they flowers r they here, 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:02.320 So we wanted to give you your flowers face to face, 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:04.320 man the man, and show you that luck. 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:06.280 You just got that flower. 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:11.960 Players beware. 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:14.600 Snoop Dogg said, it's like a gram because it comes 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:16.160 from your people, your. 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:20.520 People at my brand new house. That's right. 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:25.280 Yeah, my birthday, that's right, May twenty ninth, so I 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:26.080 May twenty eighth. 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:28.320 Go ahead, man, that's something I like. 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.280 So you know what, Yeah, my wife's birthday is June third, 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:35.280 Gemini too. 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:37.160 With Gemini, my son's June four. 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:41.320 So I know we spoke about it a little bit, 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:45.359 but can you talk about the process of of of 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:51.040 making the timing, like you the material, because when I 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.560 looked at the special again, right, I watched it again today. 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:55.520 I watched this first day came out, you know what 0:18:55.520 --> 0:18:57.840 I mean. I'm so excited about it. But then I've 0:18:57.840 --> 0:18:59.040 watched it again today. 0:18:59.240 --> 0:18:59.960 And it's like your. 0:19:01.400 --> 0:19:04.560 That's like like you you like you like Biggie Smalls 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:07.080 when it comes to timing, like you know that is. 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:07.760 I didn't know that. 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:12.560 I didn't know how big will always hit the perfect 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.159 note at the perfect time. And that's that's how it is. 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.879 So how do you how do you develop that is? 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:19.240 Is it reading the room? 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:22.399 I don't know, No, it's it's a god given talent. 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:26.960 It just comes, you know what I mean. And the 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:30.760 reason you know this wasn't no epiphant me. You know, 0:19:30.880 --> 0:19:33.840 I never thought I knew I would do something, but 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:35.960 I never knew it would it be this, you know 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:36.400 what I mean. 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:40.200 And I tried this one day and nothing better came. 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:45.359 Tried comedy, yes, comedy, yes, thank you, tried comedy and 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:49.440 it never you know it, nothing better has never came. 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:53.520 And I was with Steve Harvey, and you know, Steve 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:55.320 was my man. I said, let me try this. Ship 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:57.000 knocked on this door. 0:19:57.119 --> 0:20:00.399 He and you know, do you have a suit. No, 0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:01.720 that's what he was broken. 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:08.480 Yeah, suits, but he ain't have suits he was. 0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:11.920 I caught him. He was caught, that motherfucker. 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:17.440 Was He just on some jenis back here today? You 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:21.080 know this was Steve became Steve. But Steve always believed in. 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:25.760 Steve most confident man I ever met my life. Knocked 0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:28.639 on the door, and you could tell he where he 0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:30.800 was at in his career because. 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:32.280 Outside the door is the pocket lot. 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:35.119 You know what I mean. I'm knocking doing He had 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:39.360 a knife. I like, So I said, man, my name 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:42.320 is Earthquake, you know, and UH want to do into 0:20:42.440 --> 0:20:45.400 some comedy and uh I was still in the military 0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:49.280 and he uh, He's like, all right, we'll be cool 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:51.800 about it. And then to make the story to get 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:54.840 into it. You know, you go to comics, they write 0:20:54.880 --> 0:21:00.520 their jokes, they punchline line. I was trying to write 0:21:00.560 --> 0:21:03.480 this ship. It wouldn't come. Steve like, no, you are gifted. 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:06.440 That should come out your mouth already, Just let it flow. 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:09.920 Once he gave me that that tool, it's been on 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:13.520 every since. So that's how I do it. Whatever comes 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:17.639 I formulated. It's like a movie and I see it 0:21:17.760 --> 0:21:19.840 and then I interpret what I see with my eyes 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:22.080 and then I tell it to the audience. That's how 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:24.200 I do it. So I have never physically written a 0:21:24.280 --> 0:21:27.960 joke ever. I just take a premise like a Biggie Small. 0:21:33.480 --> 0:21:36.200 That's the biggest. Take a premise, and I elaborate. 0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:38.800 That's why if you ever come to my shows, no, 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:42.400 the joke is told the same way, because you take 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:44.720 it from a premise in line. You know, it's like 0:21:44.800 --> 0:21:47.639 a lie, and you elaborate on and take it from 0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:50.560 a base of truth. Just put more ship to it, 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:53.200 and every time you tell it, they just get bigger 0:21:53.280 --> 0:21:55.639 and bigger and bigger and bigger. And that's how I 0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:57.280 did it, and that's how I do it now. 0:21:57.400 --> 0:21:59.240 When you come up with your material, is it always 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:02.679 real stuff or do you sometimes real stuff? 0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:06.040 I watched seeing in ms N b C Fox News, 0:22:06.359 --> 0:22:11.360 of course, yeah, nigga, I be watching Hannity. You got 0:22:11.440 --> 0:22:13.600 to watch the Twitter. I'm from the military. 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:13.880 Man. 0:22:13.960 --> 0:22:16.040 You can't win the war. Let you get with connoissance. 0:22:17.359 --> 0:22:20.680 But they think everybody one thing about my Caucasian friends. 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:23.960 They gonna tell you what's wrong. They the most complaining motherfucker. 0:22:26.000 --> 0:22:26.159 You know. 0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:31.600 They ain't gonna plait like they ain't gonna bitch for 0:22:31.680 --> 0:22:32.080 a wow. 0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:35.159 Come on, and you got to tell you about him 0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:37.280 one time we both on the plane. I'm in first 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:39.679 class here in the back. The plane ain't take off 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:41.600 for forty minutes. We get off the plane. 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:44.200 He got a five hundred out about you. Yeah, we're 0:22:44.240 --> 0:22:51.080 on the same plane. Yeah, you gotta plain tell my 0:22:51.119 --> 0:22:53.080 white friends all the time. I don't want to be white, 0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:58.000 but I shall want your benefits white and get the 0:22:58.080 --> 0:23:01.439 fuck out here. It's beautiful now. 0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:03.760 Speaking of that, right, we have Burt Kreischer on the 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:06.840 other day. Right, do you think it's harder for a 0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:10.320 black comedian or is it harder, is just as hard 0:23:10.640 --> 0:23:12.399 as a white comedian, or do they have it easier. 0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:17.040 It's harder for a black comedian because they own all 0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:20.560 the establishments. So you got to understand, we don't own 0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:22.800 any comedy clubs. That's what made me want to get 0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:25.440 my own. Probably about two or three left in the 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:30.080 country now. So the major chains are you know, Funny 0:23:30.200 --> 0:23:35.719 Bones and Comedy Improvs and there, which are owned by 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:39.920 my Caucasian friends. So you know, it's easier for them 0:23:40.080 --> 0:23:44.000 because they're the majority, and they have fifty two of 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:45.800 the weeks. We're just trying to get one or two 0:23:45.880 --> 0:23:48.480 of them, so very few of us. I say, it's 0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:53.280 about twelve black comedians, fourteen at the most that works 0:23:53.400 --> 0:23:56.600 regularly in them clubs. Wow. The other one is for us, 0:23:56.680 --> 0:24:00.240 for white dudes, white comedians. And if you if you 0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:03.919 don't have a following and you can't put ass in seats, 0:24:04.359 --> 0:24:06.879 then you won't break into those clubs. And if you do, 0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:10.440 then you have to change your comedy the based upon 0:24:10.920 --> 0:24:14.040 the constituents that come down, you know what I mean. 0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:16.240 So it's easier for them that way. 0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:20.440 I would think, Okay, does every comment comic have to 0:24:20.480 --> 0:24:23.200 go through the chipling circuit or is there ways to 0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:23.840 cut through there? 0:24:24.359 --> 0:24:26.800 No? I mean some of the biggest black comedians did 0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:30.040 never go through the comment chick lit circ Dave Chappelle, 0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:38.680 Tiffany Hatter, Uh, Kevin not, keV keV keV keV. 0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:40.480 Would I see keV Early? 0:24:40.600 --> 0:24:43.760 I did Kav's first movie with Paper Soldiers, Yeah, and 0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:45.280 I went to one of his shows. 0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:48.240 It was like four people there. Yeah in the beginning. 0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:50.320 That's why that's not the. 0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:55.520 Down South. 0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:59.720 If you just just because you got four people, don't 0:24:59.880 --> 0:25:03.840 you on the chicken Okay, my bad smaller is when 0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:06.280 you going here and they playing motherfucking music and they 0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:08.720 stop the music, and then you go do jokes and 0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:14.119 then the music come back on. Motherfucker's playing pool over there. 0:25:16.119 --> 0:25:19.760 Get your old music, child the circus. 0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:23.719 You understand what I'm saying, motherfuckers, and you might might 0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:24.480 not get paid. 0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:28.560 You understand what you understand, motherfucker. Look you in the face. 0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:31.040 You ain't even gonna believe this ship. I thought we 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:33.840 was gonna have it. Got this bitch pit for you 0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:38.440 something to drink That money, nigg we ain't ain't got 0:25:38.680 --> 0:25:42.000 you know what I'm saying. In the motherfucking club with 0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:45.119 four niggas out of town, roll down this bitch nigga. 0:25:45.560 --> 0:25:50.160 So chipler circle is more of But see the benefit 0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:53.080 and the disadvantages of being a chit liler sert the 0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:57.520 benefit you're serving your people. The disadvantage is none of 0:25:57.560 --> 0:26:02.359 your people have TV shows or networks. The way to 0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:05.520 be in the mainstream clubs like you're Dave your Kevin's 0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:08.000 that being catch a rising star in your hometown and 0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:10.920 all that, and comedy store people who can make a 0:26:11.000 --> 0:26:14.639 difference in your career. Be in the audience. So they 0:26:14.720 --> 0:26:17.240 sit there like, oh God, damn, I'm gonna put you 0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:18.760 in this movie. I'm gonna put you in this show 0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:24.600 in regular mainstream, so you'll see it. They be at 0:26:24.640 --> 0:26:27.520 the mainstream circus. We all know who hit the chickling 0:26:27.560 --> 0:26:30.080 certain who don't. I have always been on the quote 0:26:30.160 --> 0:26:34.679 chickling server. I just now I'm more comfortable around our 0:26:34.720 --> 0:26:38.280 own and then I personally speaking, you know, humbly speaking, 0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:41.080 to be quite honest with you, it is we ripe 0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:43.840 below past us man. We do therapy to the community, 0:26:44.119 --> 0:26:47.159 to our community by giving them laughter, to take that 0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:51.159 goddamn stress off to each other. So it's a rewarding 0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:54.879 you know, when you fly them making Georgia in. 0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:58.639 Augusta, Georgia and you see our people, nigga and you 0:26:58.720 --> 0:27:01.280 can see that even like us, but you're giving him 0:27:01.280 --> 0:27:03.960 a great time to sit back, eat some wings, set 0:27:04.000 --> 0:27:05.960 up on some Hennessy, and laugh all night. 0:27:06.600 --> 0:27:09.160 You might have helped save a couple of niggas life. Damn. 0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:16.640 Now now you vaxed up. You got the vaccine immediate 0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:22.520 we're talking about it. You got the vax too. Vibrating 0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:27.440 right now. I'm the black person that think y'all crazy. 0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:32.200 I take more chances in the vacccene. Yeah, I like 0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:34.919 what you said that they living in DC's we want 0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:37.760 you answers in the vaccine. It's a lot more man, 0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:38.119 you know. 0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:40.280 Plus I was in the military. 0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:43.040 Man, it's you know, I didn't have so many motherfucker 0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:45.760 shots taking it for the man for cheaper. Might as 0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:48.119 well take it for myself. So I ain't had no 0:27:48.240 --> 0:27:50.959 problem with it. I ain't do the booster. I did 0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:54.480 the booster right, my girl, trying to get jokeing like 0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:56.480 five of them, who Joe. 0:27:57.000 --> 0:27:58.199 I want to do it at all. But I did 0:27:58.280 --> 0:27:59.920 it for flying, thinking this is what we need to 0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:00.880 go and start moving. 0:28:01.000 --> 0:28:03.879 Yeah, well mine's for working too. I was trying to 0:28:03.920 --> 0:28:06.719 get on set and ship like that. He was stopping 0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:07.480 working when. 0:28:08.440 --> 0:28:10.640 I was filming two movies. I mean that two movies, 0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:12.800 two reality shows. I did Loving hip Hop and I 0:28:12.880 --> 0:28:16.280 did Marriage boot Camp. So I had to test Monday, 0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:17.920 Wednesday and Friday every week. 0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:21.120 Yeah, so I was like it, I ain't got it. Yeah, 0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:21.840 I got it. 0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:23.960 I ain't got it. So you got it. I ain't 0:28:24.000 --> 0:28:24.920 get it. I ain't get it. 0:28:25.160 --> 0:28:29.320 Our first our first episode that we did physically after quarantine, 0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:30.200 but we got it. 0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:34.160 Almost happen the buddy got COVID his half. 0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:38.320 I was, I was laying it on my mask, cod up. 0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:40.280 You know, listen, listen. 0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:45.560 The first time I was, I was, I was like 0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:48.080 built the wall. I was lucky to have expecsive taste 0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:51.880 because everyone who drank champagne didn't get it. Everyone who 0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:53.120 drank beers got it. 0:28:56.000 --> 0:29:00.040 We get into a gas station down the street, take those. 0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:03.160 So half of the crew had it and half of 0:29:03.200 --> 0:29:07.880 the crew didn't have the barrel made us test. He 0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:11.240 made he made us test because he made us test. 0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:14.200 Were back there, were doing the blood. We're doing the blood. 0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:17.160 We're doing testing, and then this another fucker walks in here. 0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:18.880 He don't he won't, he didn't want to get tested. 0:29:18.920 --> 0:29:22.960 I said, motherfuckers, it was hilarious. He could get he 0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:24.400 could gave it, gave us. 0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:26.680 Stuff. 0:29:29.880 --> 0:29:33.320 Okay, go going back to the Steve Harvey story. So 0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:35.160 you didn't know him when you knocked on his door? 0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:39.040 No, No, I didn't. I just went up to see him. 0:29:39.280 --> 0:29:41.600 Did you expect like maybe gonna wall out on me? 0:29:41.800 --> 0:29:45.520 Just I'm from d C. I come in peace, you know, 0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:48.440 if I'm coming at war, coming like hello man and 0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:50.840 you know, you know d C nigga, knock on the 0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:54.600 door and then step back. You know what I mean. Room. 0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:56.959 So I knocked on the door and step back, let 0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:59.400 him know it's cool, and he was, you know, it 0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:01.680 was there, and I was testing because I knew it 0:30:01.800 --> 0:30:03.640 was about time for me to get out the military. 0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:07.120 And I wanted to say, what, maybe this is an avenue. 0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:10.640 I wanted to go in this comedy ship. And he 0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.360 was the man, and so I wanted to talk to 0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:15.280 him because he was only the black comedian that I. 0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:17.160 Seen was doing white rooms back then. 0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:22.360 It wasn't that man. This was down in Mobile, Alabama. 0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:23.920 He was in the mobile because I was stationed in 0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:28.080 Eggling Air Force Base, which is in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, 0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:30.960 down about fifty miles outside of Pensylcola. 0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:32.440 But how do you get his address? 0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:37.480 Well, I heard he was performing there and it ain't 0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:39.080 that many motherfucker hotel. 0:30:40.120 --> 0:30:40.600 The hotel. 0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:43.280 Yeah, So I went by and say you got Steve Hoggy. 0:30:43.360 --> 0:30:48.640 They said, yeah, nigga, I'm thirteen. Yeah that nigga finished 0:30:48.680 --> 0:30:53.440 on that. Yeah, I was knocked on the mother loucking 0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:55.840 dog man. You got you gotta say, this is South 0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:59.320 eighty nine, you know, knocked on his door. He came 0:30:59.440 --> 0:31:03.000 to him, and he was cool with it. And then 0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:06.160 he owned his own club, and I own my own 0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:09.120 and so I just started doing his club. And then 0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:12.120 when my club became the hottest club in Atlanta during 0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:15.960 the time that hip hop was just popping in Atlanta, 0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:18.760 you know, I was down at fucking having a good 0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:22.560 time ninety one ninety two, So I didn't even. 0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:25.160 Try to come out to Hollywood. So freak Nick days. 0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:27.240 I was there the first week. 0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:29.680 That's all you remember, Freaking Nick games Man, That's all 0:31:29.720 --> 0:31:30.240 he remembered. 0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:33.040 The hell the whole thing freaking was his face. True, 0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:36.680 we had our own freaking down here. I mean, I 0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:40.280 mean Luke were doing it. Was freaking Luke is the 0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:40.840 reason why. 0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:45.600 I dropped that motherfucking missile, that nuclear weapon. What trying 0:31:46.520 --> 0:31:48.920 trying to wait? This was Luke first ad the moles 0:31:50.880 --> 0:31:52.560 and he was torn up a street port and I 0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:56.120 told my super my boss, my first I said, Luke 0:31:56.120 --> 0:32:00.120 Wall being town Friday, I'm taking that Friday off it 0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:02.640 in three weeks old bought my ticket. Nigga, I'm gonna 0:32:02.680 --> 0:32:05.800 see these because I never seen black women stripped like this. 0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:07.640 I like she was on They was gonna feel down 0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:09.800 on you and wander the fun your life. Nigga, I 0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:12.360 got to see this. You're in the military. You look 0:32:12.400 --> 0:32:15.680 at these lass women in the military like niggas. This 0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:16.400 is terrible. 0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:19.000 So I'm like, nigga, I'm gonna see these. 0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:21.720 Hosts and do you know these motherfuckers had the audacity 0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:24.360 to mitigated goal to tell me I had to rotate 0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:27.400 the minitious and to be fifty two before I go. 0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:29.920 I like, nigga, I told y'all wantn't be off. He said, 0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:31.600 well do that and then you can leave. Man. I 0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:34.360 went that bitch and try to do that. Ship quick 0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:37.000 off the top of the dome. Put that bitch up 0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:39.120 then and put all the grease fields in. Pull that 0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:46.240 rack off. All you hurt, rampoom, everybody start running and ship. 0:32:47.200 --> 0:32:49.200 I like the fuck y'all niggas running for nigga this 0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:52.560 and just gonna take out the whole state of Louisiana. 0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:58.959 Nigga schooling, don't get fuck who you are. Ain't out 0:32:59.040 --> 0:33:02.560 running now. I'm sitting down. This bitch coming my ass 0:33:02.640 --> 0:33:05.600 by knocker, going through the checklist, putting Marcus saying I 0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:08.960 followed all the procedures and ship making sure these niggas 0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.880 didn't get me bring me that checklist. I did this, 0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:16.520 I did this, I did this, nigga, the base commander came, 0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:20.800 they woke up the motherfucker president Ship said we had 0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:25.480 a motherfucker had a broken we had a broken arrow 0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:26.080 and ship. 0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:28.040 I'm sitting there and all, I'm but. 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:29.840 You said the president. You're talking about the President of 0:33:29.840 --> 0:33:34.040 the United States. Yeah, man dropped the new They woke 0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:37.080 the President up, and I was all I was thinking, 0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:42.440 I ain't gonna get to see the fucking see these 0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:49.800 I'm just sitting there like yeah, and I tell the 0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:52.440 nigga this story anytime. Man. I was like, man, you 0:33:52.600 --> 0:33:55.760 called the man come to sit there, and they drove 0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:58.840 me to the hospital. Of course, make sure I wasn't 0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:03.640 on no drugs and the rest of you had you 0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:06.760 had drugs. Well, court martial, Well they came back. It 0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:09.120 wasn't nothing but in competence in my blood. Nigga, ain't 0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:12.399 get fucked. Them niggas put me on the snack ball. 0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:15.759 They ain't let me touch no more. Yeah, they ain't 0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:19.879 let me touch no more planes. Yeah, you can drop 0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:27.600 a cracker. It's true. Story. What if it fell. No, well, 0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:30.719 you have more chance of going off a detonation with 0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:34.920 a conventional munition ether than a new It's certain things 0:34:35.680 --> 0:34:37.400 fell safe. I have to do it. They have to 0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:41.360 drop a certain altitude for it to fall. The free falls, 0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:44.280 the whole thing. But the fact that bitch just dropped 0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:46.239 and it was a bee fifty that they just hit. 0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:48.120 And when they hit, I swear I hit. 0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:51.680 You know what it is? Yeah, theybody don't know. 0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:54.600 They just started running and I was like, oh fuck. 0:34:56.120 --> 0:35:00.279 All the ambulams came and trucks and anything, and they 0:35:00.360 --> 0:35:02.160 woke everybody, Hey, check for radiation. 0:35:02.280 --> 0:35:02.560 Ain'tthing. 0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:04.960 Well, they sit down and did all that, but they 0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.719 immediately put me and my crew in the back of 0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:11.600 the motherfucker van and we had to go get debriefed 0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:13.719 and they took it over there to test to make 0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:16.359 sure we went on no drugs or anything, and then 0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:20.080 immediately took away our hop secret clearance and put me 0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:24.359 out passing out hot chocolate and donuts because Luke dancing, Yeah, 0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:29.440 fucking went Luke in, I ain't good for you. Try 0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:32.600 to make me feel bad like you passing up donuts. 0:35:32.640 --> 0:35:39.000 I said, hey man, you five get the same money 0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:43.200 as load missiles as passing out motherfucking donuts. So if 0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:46.239 the check ain't fuck up, I pass out donuts. Give 0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.680 a fuck. But yeah, man, it was, it was. It 0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:51.439 was a beautiful thing. But that's me and Luke Shit. 0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:54.840 I talked a little about it, man. Yeah, before we 0:35:54.880 --> 0:35:55.879 do cook Thomas Mie. 0:35:57.200 --> 0:36:00.440 Comedians always have this one night where they had terrible 0:36:00.520 --> 0:36:01.960 night where they bombed. 0:36:02.239 --> 0:36:04.120 Do you remember the first time you bombed or have 0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:07.840 you ever bombed? I have never bombed, but I have 0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:08.640 been frightened. 0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:11.240 Okay, what does that exactly? 0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:11.360 Me? 0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:13.600 Well, frightened this nigga. You ain't gonna get a chance 0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:20.120 to boot me getting the funk about it here, y'all 0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:32.560 gonna get the benefit of doing happened? I heard, good night. 0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:37.399 I gotta funk about it there. Yeah, but no, that's 0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:40.279 why I don't write long jokes, you know what I mean. 0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:43.600 I look at my ship like Aaron Prye. Just keep 0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:47.279 hitting at you, throwing, throwing to the bell ring when 0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:50.520 the time is up, you know what I mean? No, 0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:55.800 I've I then had the right shows whatever, Just bomb bomb, 0:36:56.880 --> 0:37:01.360 not like some of these motherfuckers I seen hero. I mean, 0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:05.799 like nigga tap out some of the motherfuckers stayed didn't 0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:08.360 take it. I'm proud. I can't take that, you know. 0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:10.920 I'm prid for motherfucker. That's why my name is Earthquake, 0:37:11.320 --> 0:37:13.800 because I only name myself Earthquake just in case this 0:37:13.840 --> 0:37:21.600 ship didn't work. Up your name, my name in this 0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:24.920 ship don't work. What's up, Earthquake, I don't know my 0:37:25.080 --> 0:37:27.719 name the thing. Yeah, that kind of ship, you know 0:37:27.760 --> 0:37:30.400 what I mean? So I run that way. So I 0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:33.120 didn't have too much faith. Like I said, I just 0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:35.880 took the ship as a came, you know what I mean. 0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:40.360 Like yeah, yeah, but before we did that because uh, 0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:44.799 what do you feel about Instagram comedians? Right, because one 0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:46.920 time we had Mike Epps here and one of the 0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:50.320 Instagram comedians, and it was like Mike just tore his 0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:52.719 ass up, Like I mean, like, I. 0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.360 Don't think he did it because he's on Instagram. I 0:37:54.440 --> 0:37:57.520 think I think Mike he was like hazing because he 0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:58.920 was just he was. 0:37:58.920 --> 0:37:59.920 Like you Instagram can be. 0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:01.800 I'm gonna show you what a comedian. 0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:03.839 Is in real life. He cut a fraud. The guy 0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:05.920 he told me, he said he was almost a midget. 0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:12.560 You have way there, And but I mind jo I 0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:14.640 could be looking at this in a different way, but 0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:17.200 I looked at it like Mike was teaching them, like, listen, 0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:20.160 we're real comedians, you're Instagram comedian and he. 0:38:20.239 --> 0:38:21.000 Kind of torched them. 0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:24.399 Do you feel like these Instagram commeditis that they get 0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:27.560 man's up followers, but then they'll get on stage and 0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:28.360 it's not like that. 0:38:28.880 --> 0:38:31.279 Well, I tell Instagram comedians all the time, and it 0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:34.640 ain't how many followers you got, is how many comedians 0:38:34.719 --> 0:38:38.319 can you follow and tell you can get up at 0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:43.520 that motherfucker and go behind folk comedians a fashion show, 0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:50.040 their little niece singing show started two hours late. You 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:53.160 ain't a comment. You understand what I'm saying. So I 0:38:53.280 --> 0:38:56.560 have no problem with the process of getting your popularity 0:38:56.719 --> 0:38:59.840 through Instagram, but that ain't the requirement to be a 0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:08.319 media because you don't have instant critique. That's what live 0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:11.920 comedian is. I could say that joke and you instantly 0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:14.560 tell me that shit wasn't working. You don't get that 0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:18.319 as a as an Instagram comedian, you hide behind and. 0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:22.080 Dropping it off here with skits. That's how we get down. Now. 0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:27.920 You can use that to leverish or promote who you are, 0:39:28.160 --> 0:39:31.319 but that doesn't. That does not make you one of us. 0:39:31.400 --> 0:39:34.440 And some of the older g's take it personally because 0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:37.440 they feel that they haven't paid du hey, they do 0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:40.399 or went through the process to being this what's called 0:39:40.440 --> 0:39:42.760 a comedian, And I have no problem with that. Whatever 0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:44.920 way you can do it, get it. But you still 0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:47.480 have to jump on that stage and be able to 0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:51.200 tell that joke. And ain't nothing like being on that motherfucker. 0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:54.080 You know how long a minute is when your ass 0:39:54.160 --> 0:39:56.080 is on that stage, and that joke ain't funny. 0:39:56.560 --> 0:40:00.120 A minute is a long time. It's a long. 0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:01.799 See. 0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:06.359 Y'all got dancers, y'all gotta let the DJ play. 0:40:08.960 --> 0:40:10.680 Y'all can go ahead. And you don't like your song, 0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:14.319 play another nigga song, play his beat? Noah, comic man, 0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:17.120 we have that bitch us by ourself. They don't want 0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:19.359 to hear our best hit. They don't want to hear 0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:21.359 none of that. Ship want to hit newers. You gotta 0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:24.200 touch these, mom and we need the undivided attention. 0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:28.920 How about heckless, I have no problem with them. I 0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:30.120 go to do you handle them? 0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:33.719 I hand them very well. You understand I told him 0:40:33.760 --> 0:40:36.600 the money pays the same. You could watch the show 0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:39.920 to be the show. I get paid the same. I 0:40:40.000 --> 0:40:42.680 get paid the same. Watch the show or the show. 0:40:42.760 --> 0:40:44.040 That's hard, I understand. 0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:46.880 Watched the show, the show. 0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:50.000 Only one nigga leave me here with that check. 0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:53.279 Remember what Bert was telling us about the hecklers. I 0:40:53.400 --> 0:40:54.799 forgot Miami, who remembers that. 0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:03.680 I ain't never had taking this pant. Yeah, this motherfucker 0:41:03.760 --> 0:41:11.640 got some strains. He won't put this dick out. Yeah, 0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:15.200 that motherfucker some thoughts. He just came under the. 0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:18.120 He has some other thoughts. 0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:21.839 You ready when it's playing the games, Yeah, we're gonna 0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:25.520 give you two options. You pick one, and we're good 0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:27.120 if you say both or neither. 0:41:27.200 --> 0:41:28.920 We were all taking a shot, but we took the 0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:30.760 shot with you. Yeah, we all take We don't. 0:41:30.600 --> 0:41:32.480 Leave you out there, Jamie, you got thebigie. 0:41:34.280 --> 0:41:36.000 You ain't You ain't got the hobigie. 0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:43.240 Ad alright, Yeah, I don't feel it, neither feeling the discuss. 0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:46.480 I feel the a a little bit, a little bit. 0:41:46.600 --> 0:41:49.759 Yeah, but they got like this is Miami, this is 0:41:50.000 --> 0:41:54.040 a Yeah, I can't get to and uh and I 0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:55.120 think he's gonna do shots. 0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:57.360 Tobaka right boom, You want me to go first, you 0:41:57.440 --> 0:41:58.120 do shots? 0:41:58.680 --> 0:42:02.360 Yeah, okay, okay, Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock. 0:42:05.640 --> 0:42:06.879 And what's my choices again? 0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:10.400 You can say both if you say bot neither and 0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:13.200 we're drinking, or you say one and then you could 0:42:13.200 --> 0:42:14.680 explain if you want or you don't have this. 0:42:15.640 --> 0:42:17.440 I gotta say both. You got to say both, all right, 0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:21.319 let's get that. I wanted you to say both too. 0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:22.880 I wanted you to say both too. 0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:26.000 I gotta say you got personal relationships of both? Right? Yes? 0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:30.440 But yes, I had Chris at my club too. Okay, yeah, both, Chris, 0:42:30.520 --> 0:42:32.840 we're friends too. Did you hit him Chris after the smack? 0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:33.799 Uh? 0:42:34.360 --> 0:42:38.319 I was went? We went? We did a European tour together, Yes, 0:42:38.800 --> 0:42:40.960 and I was with him me. Matter of fact, me 0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:44.120 and him Dave were together. He took me to Europe 0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:49.000 and certain shiit me personally, you just don't joke about 0:42:49.280 --> 0:42:52.799 and he's my friend, so I let him live off 0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:54.759 of it. But one thing I love what he said 0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:57.520 is you know he said he'll never be on TV 0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:02.440 talking about because he's no victim and so he's not that. 0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:05.120 Do you think do you think that was even a 0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:07.920 special what you mean like did he get you know? 0:43:08.239 --> 0:43:10.920 He went at will Smith in a special Do you 0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:11.680 think that made them? 0:43:11.719 --> 0:43:16.040 Even the fact no, you hit me especial mes. Part 0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:18.640 of it will never be because you assaulted me, because 0:43:18.640 --> 0:43:20.239 I heard you say you was gonna suit everybody. If that, 0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:22.879 I would have sued him. But I would have caught 0:43:22.920 --> 0:43:29.040 him somewhere. Understand, I would have caught him something somewhere, 0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:31.880 you know, I mean somewhere. You know what I mean 0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:35.480 the bathroom. We at the same event. He going the bathroom, 0:43:35.560 --> 0:43:38.440 I going to bath you know, I mean, well, you're 0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:41.120 gonna call as well. Hey man, you cannot left weights 0:43:41.280 --> 0:43:47.399 on your chin. You have all the muscles you want. 0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:50.920 Ain't no chim workout, ain't no chin workouts. Let me 0:43:51.000 --> 0:43:53.799 see how good you your chin is. And then if 0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:56.080 you can take this motherfucker heat I put on. 0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:57.560 Your chin, then you that nigga. 0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:02.400 We're gonna have to see that your muscles a term me. 0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:06.040 You know, well older the shots. We'll just keep going. 0:44:06.200 --> 0:44:13.080 Yeah one, okay, Eddie Murphy or Richard pryor Annie we'll 0:44:13.080 --> 0:44:14.040 explain why you don't have to. 0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:21.520 Danny is the most talented person I have ever met 0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:32.240 in my life solo, I mean, cheers. I met Richard 0:44:32.239 --> 0:44:34.320 Pryor later, but I know Ednie Andnnie. 0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:36.760 Is you met Richard Pryor? 0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:40.000 Yeah, he didn't know I was. He didn't know me. 0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:44.560 He know who he was, but that face, it was okay, 0:44:44.680 --> 0:44:50.440 Richard Prior, Okay. We could have home, not Cocaine, Okay, 0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:57.759 multiple I wanted to meet Cocaine, Richie. Yeah, I wanted 0:44:57.840 --> 0:45:01.160 to too. We could have like I want to meet you. Yeah, 0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:06.439 I know, sorry party motherfucker, I'm sorry. Yeah, but Eddie, 0:45:06.960 --> 0:45:11.600 Eddie coklay his mind. He can remember everything. He know 0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:16.479 my real name. I ain't give it to him. Really, 0:45:16.640 --> 0:45:20.920 you know it's before Google, Yeah, yes, before Google know everything. 0:45:21.560 --> 0:45:26.680 Know every comedian just a sart. He's a bad boy 0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:32.480 and play instruments, saying drop ship totally. And you can 0:45:32.520 --> 0:45:35.680 look at any of his work now and it's still 0:45:36.080 --> 0:45:38.359 first forty eight hours all this ship. 0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:43.000 Yeah, it's still great ship off of me, Superstar Tupac 0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:51.800 or DMX Biggie. So he saying both neither or DMX. 0:45:53.960 --> 0:45:57.400 I know indeed, rest in peace. I have to go 0:45:57.480 --> 0:46:00.960 ahead and say both both. Yeah, we get shot jamis. Yeah, 0:46:01.120 --> 0:46:04.719 both put a couple out, Yeah, put it both got 0:46:04.800 --> 0:46:06.880 to both Like this next one, you want to do it. 0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:11.600 Yeah, yeah, Steve Harvey or Cedric thank you entertainer. 0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:15.920 Oh both, Oh we got two shots too, Yeah, damn it, 0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:16.800 let's do it together. 0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:20.719 We're doing both. Salute salute who know those. 0:46:23.520 --> 0:46:23.680 Man? 0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:25.480 This is my hons game Crazier. 0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:32.680 Tiffany Hattish or some More some More, Jim Carry or 0:46:32.760 --> 0:46:40.320 Rodney Jingerfield, Rodney Dangerfield really coming to America or Harlem 0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:42.840 Knights hallm Knights. 0:46:43.920 --> 0:46:48.680 Take Paul Mooney or Red Fox. That's that's a tough one. 0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:55.440 Red Fox, Biggie or Big Al Biggie in the field. 0:46:56.640 --> 0:47:05.960 Kat Williams or d. L. Hugley. Oh take a shot, 0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:09.480 take a shot, dude, ship share both? 0:47:12.200 --> 0:47:20.360 Oh yeah, Will Farrell or Jack Black, Will Farrell, Monique 0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:21.600 or Wander Sykes. 0:47:22.920 --> 0:47:25.480 Mm hmm Monique. 0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:30.480 Outang Klan or n w A. 0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:37.279 Both. I mean I like that one. I think you 0:47:37.520 --> 0:47:41.719 should always be born too. N w A was important, 0:47:44.719 --> 0:47:48.920 just that alone, salute crazy, that was significance. 0:47:49.480 --> 0:47:50.560 We're still Martian. 0:47:54.760 --> 0:47:55.680 Yeah, yeah, you got it. 0:47:55.960 --> 0:48:03.080 George Carlin or Robin Williams, George Carlin, Kevin Harp or 0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:03.760 Chris Tucker. 0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:12.640 Oh both got okay, goddamn, it's all loose. 0:48:14.960 --> 0:48:16.479 Have you got an these stories with any of these people. 0:48:16.520 --> 0:48:20.239 Please yeah, feel free. Well my club. We had to 0:48:20.320 --> 0:48:21.200 fire Chris Tuckle. 0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:27.200 This before he was y'alld no, Chris Tuckle, this was 0:48:27.239 --> 0:48:27.760 the community. 0:48:28.040 --> 0:48:32.399 Come in, man, Chris. Show starts at seven thirty. Chris, 0:48:32.480 --> 0:48:35.120 get that a thirty. Come on, man, I say, Chris, 0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:37.480 she can I got a white partner. 0:48:37.880 --> 0:48:39.520 He's fired. I say, we can't fire this. 0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:42.439 This is my man. This is Chris. Chris, you gotta 0:48:42.480 --> 0:48:46.239 come on time. Amen. He man, I'm gonna be here. 0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:50.279 I'm gonna be here, quake do the Friday show. He 0:48:50.440 --> 0:48:55.919 was late Thursday, Friday late again, he's five. You can't 0:48:55.960 --> 0:48:59.279 fire Chris. This is my man, Chris, you making me 0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:01.560 look bad. Man. My partner won't get rid of and man, 0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:05.040 he was seeing my man. My girls getting my nerve. 0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:12.479 I say, I said, Chris, Saturday car. Chris laid again. 0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:13.439 Fire. 0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:15.919 I said, Chris, you're off the show, but I'm gonna 0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:19.279 pay you anyway, but you got to come on sign. 0:49:19.600 --> 0:49:21.920 He said, I'm going to Hollywood. Man, you need to 0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:24.440 come on out here with me. I said, nigga, you crazy. 0:49:25.239 --> 0:49:28.719 I just got to Atlanta, just got it is now 0:49:28.760 --> 0:49:31.440 you motherfucker too. Nigga, you've been here living here all 0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:31.959 your life. 0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:33.080 I was low misser for. 0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:37.600 For nine years. Nigga. I mean here with all these 0:49:37.719 --> 0:49:40.799 bad motherfuckers with a club. Did everybody know who I am? 0:49:41.000 --> 0:49:45.160 I'm good. Ide exceeded my expectations. So he wanted me 0:49:45.239 --> 0:49:47.359 to come to La with him, and he left one 0:49:47.440 --> 0:49:52.120 out and got Fridays and then that's history by Rush. Yeah, 0:49:52.960 --> 0:49:55.360 it ain't the same. Since that's my man, that's what 0:49:55.480 --> 0:49:56.680 I love him, that's my man. 0:49:57.120 --> 0:49:59.719 I seen them all one day he had on Nike, 0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.680 Adidas and Kuma. 0:50:02.880 --> 0:50:04.320 I said, you are out of the line. 0:50:04.680 --> 0:50:09.919 Okay. See, I'm that nigga took you ask I ain't 0:50:09.960 --> 0:50:14.520 no walking billboard. I'm not pouring gun. I'm not cordating. 0:50:14.600 --> 0:50:17.480 But none of this ship. This only put this ship 0:50:17.480 --> 0:50:19.640 because my stylars said, we will not put all the 0:50:19.680 --> 0:50:26.480 different shiit on. But when you catch me Puma Marshall's target, you. 0:50:26.600 --> 0:50:31.440 Understand, Nigga, fuck out here, Adida socks, Nigga, whatever th 0:50:31.440 --> 0:50:33.960 in the top tour, hold these niggas snh. 0:50:34.880 --> 0:50:38.120 Then you kiss my hands. I'm looking for some socks now, Nigga, 0:50:38.160 --> 0:50:39.279 who got this name on it? 0:50:39.800 --> 0:50:42.919 Kiss mynyd rappers in here, out of the all core 0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:47.759 da stupid with all shitgel fuck out of here with 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:50.200 that bullshit walking billboards. 0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:51.640 Y'all a walking. 0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:52.640 Motherfucker bill boys. 0:50:53.200 --> 0:50:55.440 Yea, they walking bill boards. We don't give a fuck. 0:50:55.920 --> 0:51:02.800 Half baked on Friday, Oh Friday, that was easy. Damon 0:51:02.800 --> 0:51:11.239 Wayne or Jamie Fox, Jamie Fox fabulous or jadakiss. 0:51:12.520 --> 0:51:12.800 Both? 0:51:13.520 --> 0:51:21.520 Oh shots, shouts to my boy alchemists in the. 0:51:21.520 --> 0:51:23.360 Building, Alchemice. 0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:30.759 Okay, Chappelle show or Key and Peel Show Chappelle get out. 0:51:30.880 --> 0:51:34.360 That was Tracy Morgan or Mike Apps. 0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:47.880 Oh that's a good one. Shots slolo. God damn seeing 0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:51.600 two of you, baby, and I want both of y'all. 0:51:55.120 --> 0:51:58.919 I wasn't ready. I want both of you. I'm saying 0:51:58.960 --> 0:51:59.279 two of you. 0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:01.600 Just bring the real one. 0:52:04.000 --> 0:52:05.920 Charley Murphy or down all rolands. 0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:12.400 Oh man, shot, this makes sure you put me in 0:52:12.440 --> 0:52:13.240 my first class. 0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:20.920 Okay in Living color or Mad TV Living Color Bernie 0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:26.759 Mac or patrise O'Nell. Bernie, Yeah, got it? Next to 0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:32.279 you do the next Deon Cole or d Ray Davis. Ya, 0:52:34.440 --> 0:52:36.720 and the last one is loyalty or respect? 0:52:39.760 --> 0:52:43.120 Lordy, Lordy explain, Well. 0:52:49.280 --> 0:52:50.279 It ain't work this whole show. 0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:53.960 Didn't see the ship come my back lord. T is 0:52:54.000 --> 0:52:59.840 the most essential part of any fucking relationship. Man, we 0:53:00.040 --> 0:53:07.520 respect for me Fluent only respect you because you respect me. 0:53:08.360 --> 0:53:10.719 Once you no longer respect me, I don't respect you. 0:53:11.120 --> 0:53:14.080 It don't matter to me at all. So what you 0:53:14.200 --> 0:53:16.000 say don't matter. You need to say that to some 0:53:16.120 --> 0:53:19.160 motherfucker out here who gives a fuck. 0:53:19.040 --> 0:53:19.719 What you think. 0:53:20.480 --> 0:53:20.680 See. 0:53:20.760 --> 0:53:23.480 Respect is I respect what you think. I give you 0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:24.160 that already. 0:53:24.239 --> 0:53:26.799 But once you show me no respect and only time 0:53:26.880 --> 0:53:29.320 that I don't respect you at you don't exist. But 0:53:29.520 --> 0:53:32.759 loyalty is different. That's a person that's gonna hold you 0:53:32.880 --> 0:53:36.840 down through no matter what situation it is. It doesn't 0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:42.759 it's not fluent, it's steady, it's dare from day one 0:53:42.960 --> 0:53:47.640 to end. Very few people are loyal. If you find loyalty, 0:53:48.600 --> 0:53:53.040 respect comes with it and more. It can't. Those two 0:53:53.120 --> 0:53:56.440 things cannot be saying both to me, I understand that, 0:53:56.640 --> 0:54:00.400 Oh god, damn we just want to drink. Damn it 0:54:00.480 --> 0:54:05.319 I that both to me. That let us off of both, 0:54:05.880 --> 0:54:06.680 let us all to both. 0:54:06.960 --> 0:54:07.840 Okay, I take that. 0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:12.120 Now, me and you got something else in common. I 0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:17.240 believe we both likeded Donald Trump's tax break. Of course 0:54:17.800 --> 0:54:21.440 that was pretty gangster. It was beautiful for me and 0:54:21.520 --> 0:54:27.279 my business. I'm just being honest with because I'm fifty 0:54:27.320 --> 0:54:28.719 to fifty with Trump, like. 0:54:28.840 --> 0:54:31.680 Sometimes I'm not changing it up. Yeah, sometimes I hate them. 0:54:32.120 --> 0:54:34.400 I hate all the racist shit about him, hating racist 0:54:34.400 --> 0:54:38.920 about him. But when it comes to like I have 0:54:39.080 --> 0:54:42.680 broke friends when Trump was in office, My both friends disappeared. 0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:49.200 They got money somehow, right, they are back. Broke, they 0:54:49.239 --> 0:54:49.600 are back. 0:54:49.760 --> 0:54:50.240 I agree. 0:54:52.480 --> 0:54:56.520 I agree that I agree, and we don't talk. 0:54:56.840 --> 0:54:57.360 I agree. 0:54:58.360 --> 0:55:02.800 I was the Republican. You got understandlican independent. 0:55:02.840 --> 0:55:05.680 I'm an independent, but I have always been a Republican. 0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:09.719 You're a Republican cause because of a military background, know, 0:55:10.160 --> 0:55:17.920 because I just we're flowed people. There is no way 0:55:18.000 --> 0:55:21.680 you're gonna help everybody's deficiency. And you can't make a 0:55:22.000 --> 0:55:26.640 fucking program to help everybody. The fic the prime example 0:55:26.760 --> 0:55:42.879 when you was a Republican. Yeah, well well, well way 0:55:43.040 --> 0:55:49.720 back the house was about what I'm saying is self. 0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:53.719 I mean, you have to take care of yourself. You 0:55:53.800 --> 0:55:56.479 can't rely. See if I was president of the United States, 0:55:56.560 --> 0:55:58.200 I say this, I would love for you to be president. 0:55:58.440 --> 0:55:59.880 This is what I was telling my vote for you. 0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:02.600 This is what I say. I says, the United State 0:56:02.680 --> 0:56:08.040 Government gonna give you two things. Healthcare you had Obamacare 0:56:08.640 --> 0:56:11.640 was okay, Yeah, you need your healthcare, nigga. And I'm 0:56:11.640 --> 0:56:15.040 gonna pay for your education. Other than that, nigga, you're 0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:18.879 on your own. You're on your own. You're on your own. 0:56:19.120 --> 0:56:21.360 We're gonna educate you, and we're gonna make sure you 0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:23.799 stay healthy. Now, feed on the. 0:56:23.880 --> 0:56:24.520 Land, niggas. 0:56:25.400 --> 0:56:33.520 That's that's you. That's so everything. Free education, healthcare, whatever 0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:35.480 the way it is, I'm gonna make sure it is 0:56:35.640 --> 0:56:38.680 right here now. If you need some help, we will 0:56:38.800 --> 0:56:41.800 do this. We will give you a base upon what 0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:45.200 your saivic is duty back to the government. So if 0:56:45.280 --> 0:56:48.040 you asked need a welfare check, I need you down 0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:50.719 here stopping busters when the kids go across the street 0:56:51.000 --> 0:56:54.319 to school. Community. If you ain't gonna hunt, you ain't 0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:56.640 gonna come. You ain't gonna do that, nigga, then stay 0:56:56.680 --> 0:56:59.680 over there in stars. But if you got enough, you 0:56:59.800 --> 0:57:01.640 got to be on your feet because some nigga got 0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:02.359 you on your back. 0:57:06.960 --> 0:57:07.520 That was hard. 0:57:08.360 --> 0:57:13.400 This is that truth. I ain't running for them president, 0:57:14.440 --> 0:57:18.000 I'm just what I'm saying is is certain people need help, 0:57:18.080 --> 0:57:23.360 but certain we all have flaws and we all have 0:57:23.600 --> 0:57:26.760 things that's wrong with us, and the government campaign it's 0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:29.920 just like you, a big head, fullhead nigga, like, all right, 0:57:31.760 --> 0:57:34.520 we're gonna help all big fuehead ass niggas. They feeling 0:57:34.560 --> 0:57:38.200 bad about thisself and we're gonna get this program to 0:57:38.280 --> 0:57:43.840 help big fuehead niggas feel better. Instead of the government saying, listen, nigga, 0:57:43.880 --> 0:57:46.680 see how a big fullhead nigga can get paid. You 0:57:46.880 --> 0:57:48.960 just happen to be a big full head ass nigga. 0:57:49.000 --> 0:57:49.520 That's our God. 0:57:50.840 --> 0:57:52.760 Ain't nothing the government can do to help your big 0:57:52.840 --> 0:57:56.440 fullhead ass nigga you was, But we gonna help you 0:57:56.840 --> 0:57:59.960 education and keep you be the healthy, big full head 0:58:00.120 --> 0:58:00.880 his nigga. 0:58:00.680 --> 0:58:04.200 And the educated big head for him exactly. 0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:05.880 Agency for modeling exactly. 0:58:06.520 --> 0:58:09.880 You can't. I mean, And that's what democrats are. They 0:58:09.960 --> 0:58:12.480 want to put a program. We got to help this person. 0:58:13.120 --> 0:58:16.520 This person in here, you don't like. They're both broken. 0:58:16.640 --> 0:58:18.000 Both tho systems are broken. 0:58:18.040 --> 0:58:21.880 I'm talking about the system of especially as black people. 0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:27.200 You know what I mean. We out Obama of course, okay, okay, 0:58:27.480 --> 0:58:30.440 I want to make had to vote for bron You 0:58:30.560 --> 0:58:33.720 had to vote for all. I had to. He earned it. 0:58:34.360 --> 0:58:36.880 He was the best candidate, even if I ain't agree 0:58:36.920 --> 0:58:40.200 with a lot of this month, Yes he was a Republican. 0:58:40.280 --> 0:58:47.320 Still I was in real voter for Yeah, I voted 0:58:47.360 --> 0:58:48.840 for mynd. 0:58:49.000 --> 0:58:51.800 I actually go to the voter boot but I encourage 0:58:51.800 --> 0:58:53.240 everyone else to go to the voting booth. 0:58:53.320 --> 0:58:56.360 But when that niggas four hundred thousand dollars who make 0:58:56.400 --> 0:58:59.600 four hundred thousand dollars a year was rich, they hold 0:58:59.680 --> 0:59:00.800 up there that ain't. 0:59:02.400 --> 0:59:06.320 Let me talk to you, obci put it up theah. 0:59:06.760 --> 0:59:07.280 So now. 0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:11.160 I voted for him, and I would do it again. 0:59:11.960 --> 0:59:12.800 But how about Trump? 0:59:13.400 --> 0:59:16.720 Would you if Trump comes for twenty twenty four? Hold, 0:59:16.760 --> 0:59:21.600 hold on, come on, would you vote with Trump? 0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:23.680 So in twenty twenty four? I mean you got to 0:59:23.880 --> 0:59:24.640 who's against him? 0:59:24.640 --> 0:59:29.600 First of all, I see no way I could vote 0:59:29.600 --> 0:59:32.200 for Trump, even though I benefit from his policies. He's 0:59:33.280 --> 0:59:36.240 in terms of no, I mean, he just don't have 0:59:36.400 --> 0:59:40.600 my best interest. And even if I benefit off the 0:59:40.680 --> 0:59:45.040 policies you give me still equals to nothing, because you 0:59:45.120 --> 0:59:48.880 don't have my best interest with or without money. So 0:59:49.040 --> 0:59:53.280 I could not even I celebrated the tax break, and 0:59:53.440 --> 0:59:56.080 I celebrated the ship that he was able to implement 0:59:56.160 --> 1:00:00.600 to help me personally overall, nigga out left all that 1:00:00.640 --> 1:00:04.640 shit on the table because your fuck ass is you 1:00:04.800 --> 1:00:06.800 would get me if you could, you know what I mean. 1:00:07.040 --> 1:00:11.160 He doesn't. He don't have my best interest, So yeah, 1:00:11.400 --> 1:00:13.320 fuck him on that end. Yeah, but I don't see 1:00:13.440 --> 1:00:15.760 nothing I could. But you can't be feeling sleepy Joe. 1:00:17.000 --> 1:00:21.720 I don't I deal with sleepy Joe because deep, what 1:00:21.800 --> 1:00:26.000 I'm saying is for me, the most strongest creatures that 1:00:26.120 --> 1:00:28.560 I love is black woman, and he I have to 1:00:28.640 --> 1:00:29.640 deal with his record. 1:00:29.720 --> 1:00:30.760 He's the first. 1:00:32.600 --> 1:00:36.680 Man sleep man know. I'm just see I fuck with results. 1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:40.200 I'm a result oriented dude. I don't get caught in 1:00:40.280 --> 1:00:43.680 this shit. A lot of niggas take credit for shit 1:00:43.760 --> 1:00:45.960 they haven't done or they say they would do. But 1:00:46.040 --> 1:00:48.240 you can't do it because you ain't need me achieved 1:00:48.760 --> 1:00:50.360 what it takes to be able to do it. So 1:00:50.400 --> 1:00:53.440 I'm a fuck you're gonna criticize, So I take Joe. 1:00:54.080 --> 1:00:58.720 He's the first man to give may a black woman. 1:00:58.880 --> 1:01:04.920 The Vice President states, He's the first man to a 1:01:05.080 --> 1:01:10.400 point a fucking black judge judge on the Supreme Court. 1:01:10.520 --> 1:01:16.520 That's it. He is putting black women in black minorities, 1:01:16.720 --> 1:01:20.400 I mean minorities in the circuit court of the appeal courts. 1:01:22.680 --> 1:01:25.600 That on it. I have to deal with that. That 1:01:25.800 --> 1:01:28.480 right there. That's a record with me when you had 1:01:28.520 --> 1:01:31.640 the other person who had Trump was putting everybody in 1:01:31.800 --> 1:01:34.800 this motherfucker that was against everything that I view as 1:01:34.880 --> 1:01:38.760 my existence and everything. So yeah, if it between him 1:01:38.800 --> 1:01:41.200 and him and he can be sleepy, he can put 1:01:41.240 --> 1:01:43.160 the taxes high. I'm just gonna have to find a 1:01:43.160 --> 1:01:46.000 way to make more money to pay this nigga if 1:01:46.120 --> 1:01:48.920 I fuck with a nigga that I know is hindering 1:01:49.040 --> 1:01:52.840 my growth of my people, and not even in assaulting 1:01:52.960 --> 1:01:56.160 my women black women, the way you talked to Abby Phillips, 1:01:56.680 --> 1:01:59.560 I just told her on the fucking lawn. She asked 1:01:59.640 --> 1:02:01.880 him a I said, you say, that's a stupid question. 1:02:02.040 --> 1:02:04.720 I've been watching you for a while. You've been asking 1:02:05.240 --> 1:02:09.160 stupid ask question you think you're talking. You know how 1:02:09.200 --> 1:02:10.960 hard that sister had to work to get in that 1:02:11.200 --> 1:02:13.480 grass on the White Hall lawn for you to be. 1:02:13.560 --> 1:02:14.600 Talking to her like that. 1:02:15.560 --> 1:02:17.840 You understand what I'm saying. So when you see that. 1:02:19.560 --> 1:02:23.760 People in Puerto Rico. Yeah, he threw taller paper after hurricane. 1:02:27.840 --> 1:02:32.800 I mean, you go like that, dry yourself off to 1:02:32.840 --> 1:02:35.919 shake it up. He didn't want to shake their hand, 1:02:37.680 --> 1:02:41.040 even if it benefits you personally. You see your brothers, 1:02:41.520 --> 1:02:45.160 You're like, no, I go ahead and fuck with sleeping 1:02:45.240 --> 1:02:47.800 Joe and tax me more. But he is gonna look 1:02:47.840 --> 1:02:50.280 out for my brother in Puerto rican and do that. 1:02:50.440 --> 1:02:52.600 So to make the story, you know what I'm saying, 1:02:52.840 --> 1:02:54.760 I fuck with results, not to talking. 1:02:55.200 --> 1:02:56.000 Talking is cheap. 1:02:56.240 --> 1:02:58.640 My thing with right this moment is the and I 1:02:58.640 --> 1:03:00.080 don't want to get too political, but the issue in 1:03:00.240 --> 1:03:02.840 Ukraine because I know that I don't like Trump, but 1:03:02.920 --> 1:03:04.200 he will take us out of that situation. 1:03:04.400 --> 1:03:05.760 Quicker, what do you mean? 1:03:05.920 --> 1:03:09.040 See that's what you got a problem? Y'all got the 1:03:09.120 --> 1:03:12.640 Ukraine And listen, man, Ukraine is the best thing ever 1:03:12.800 --> 1:03:14.280 happened for us. And I'm gonna tell you why I 1:03:14.800 --> 1:03:17.920 handler rush right. Listen to me. I was in the 1:03:17.960 --> 1:03:20.680 military for nine years. That's a strategic air command. We 1:03:21.240 --> 1:03:25.280 practice everything against the Russians every day. Every money we 1:03:25.360 --> 1:03:28.240 thene gave Ukraine, Nigga, we gave that motherfucking money up 1:03:28.320 --> 1:03:31.040 training for these niggas. We found out these niggas up 1:03:31.080 --> 1:03:35.959 paper camp, paper champions. What they is, Nigga, they can't 1:03:36.000 --> 1:03:39.720 beat Ukraine. They can't fuck with us. We've been waking 1:03:39.760 --> 1:03:42.320 up five o'clock in the morning working twelve dollars against 1:03:42.360 --> 1:03:47.360 these niggas. These motherfuckers are terrible lot to us. Y'all. 1:03:47.400 --> 1:03:51.440 Are not that great motherfucking military lined with China. No, 1:03:52.280 --> 1:03:55.240 they can line with China on you won't Russia and. 1:03:55.280 --> 1:03:59.440 China, yeah, and a dollar right, everything, everything. The only 1:03:59.480 --> 1:04:01.000 good thing is all our enemies are coming out and 1:04:01.000 --> 1:04:02.160 they're saying they together. 1:04:01.960 --> 1:04:02.400 In the open. 1:04:02.480 --> 1:04:04.640 Now, Yes, that's better, Actually that is better. 1:04:04.800 --> 1:04:09.240 And it's best to Ukraine to fight them then for you, me, 1:04:09.680 --> 1:04:14.960 our kids, absolute and all you doing is financing. All 1:04:15.040 --> 1:04:17.640 you doing is financing the war without. 1:04:17.480 --> 1:04:24.560 Your MoU is winning, right Ukraine, Nigga, they shouldn't even 1:04:24.600 --> 1:04:27.680 be holding even they know they really shouldn't. 1:04:27.680 --> 1:04:29.000 They shouldn't the smaller. 1:04:29.960 --> 1:04:31.920 They should have lost the war technically within the first 1:04:31.960 --> 1:04:32.560 few days. 1:04:32.400 --> 1:04:34.040 First two weeks. He thought he was gonna go through 1:04:34.080 --> 1:04:38.840 that bitch slapper around Nigga's ours motherfuckers in that But 1:04:38.960 --> 1:04:44.960 what say said the niggas. He said, Ukraine over there 1:04:45.000 --> 1:04:47.120 fighting them niggas like that white boy from home alone. 1:04:52.280 --> 1:05:00.560 They said, they got toasters popping up. He said, you 1:05:00.680 --> 1:05:08.560 train't over that. Nigga all understanding what I'm saying, that's 1:05:08.600 --> 1:05:14.280 your enemy and your most prized fucking possession is your people. 1:05:15.800 --> 1:05:18.800 You're getting off easy having your enemy fight another. My 1:05:18.920 --> 1:05:22.800 fucking they losing their prize possession, which is damn citizen, 1:05:23.280 --> 1:05:25.680 and you able to just nothing but give money to it, 1:05:26.880 --> 1:05:31.160 especially when you spending millions and triggings for America in 1:05:31.400 --> 1:05:35.080 America all day you were training. I know it. We 1:05:35.400 --> 1:05:39.560 trained two three, four times a month in case the 1:05:39.600 --> 1:05:42.000 they come this way. And that's just the air Force. 1:05:42.280 --> 1:05:45.840 I know what the army is doing. Nay is doing 1:05:46.920 --> 1:05:49.640 billions and billions of dollars, and these niggas winning here 1:05:49.760 --> 1:05:52.280 for the mentioned and getting their ass whooping. You're sitting 1:05:52.360 --> 1:05:54.840 back there like we'll whooped they ass. Now you can 1:05:54.920 --> 1:05:57.720 really talk to them niggas. Man, were just seeing y'all. 1:05:58.040 --> 1:05:59.960 Other than the button that you can push the blow 1:06:00.120 --> 1:06:06.800 up d understand well that's always there instead. But if 1:06:06.880 --> 1:06:08.840 you know, if you push that bitch you gon to 1:06:09.600 --> 1:06:12.080 so you just wish you love your kids as much 1:06:12.080 --> 1:06:14.600 as we love out. That's all you can hope. That's 1:06:14.680 --> 1:06:19.040 always that was heard, no matter whatever the circumstance. So 1:06:19.240 --> 1:06:22.440 now you're saying, Nigga, you know, fist the fists. Nigga, 1:06:23.240 --> 1:06:26.480 you can't even beat this little nigga right here we're 1:06:26.520 --> 1:06:32.360 talking about you wanna talk to Tyson? Nigga, were over this, Nigga. 1:06:32.640 --> 1:06:34.920 We'll wipe o'all niggas out in two days. Nigga, we 1:06:35.000 --> 1:06:39.600 got you some round hit on two more used to 1:06:39.680 --> 1:06:44.040 go around your your parking lot of ass niggas. That's 1:06:44.080 --> 1:06:48.320 what America's like. Nigga had some protists. We really thought, nigga, 1:06:48.400 --> 1:06:51.160 you was ready. You was that nigga and you a 1:06:51.320 --> 1:06:52.160 paper tiger. 1:06:52.920 --> 1:06:55.440 Didn't have that bomb to blow everybody up. Nigga, We 1:06:55.520 --> 1:06:58.080 all know who got that. Seven countries got that. But 1:06:58.240 --> 1:07:01.720 nigga fighting head head our military against your military. 1:07:01.800 --> 1:07:04.520 You can't even beat these niggas right here. S the 1:07:04.600 --> 1:07:08.040 fuck your little homie. Technically, wasn't Ukraine a part of Russia? 1:07:08.120 --> 1:07:10.480 Yea, yeah, Erkley is a big part of Rush. 1:07:10.600 --> 1:07:13.440 Yeah, but they took it niggas against it was the 1:07:13.600 --> 1:07:16.360 U s R. Them niggas just broashed up saying, we 1:07:16.360 --> 1:07:18.040 don't want to be under this ship no more. And 1:07:18.120 --> 1:07:19.760 I said, mad about it. He want to get his 1:07:19.840 --> 1:07:24.320 bitch back. That's what you want to get his bitch back. 1:07:24.360 --> 1:07:26.800 Talks about them, He want his bitch back. He had 1:07:26.880 --> 1:07:27.560 all them holes. 1:07:29.880 --> 1:07:34.240 He was a US Hall people who he said, Nigga, 1:07:34.520 --> 1:07:36.800 we lost the little bit, you know, the hole little 1:07:36.840 --> 1:07:40.920 man going to school, getting her mind right, getting their 1:07:40.960 --> 1:07:42.880 hair FI on Sunday, you. 1:07:44.640 --> 1:07:51.280 Go so well, they're looking at you over here, and 1:07:51.920 --> 1:07:52.480 you mind now. 1:07:53.520 --> 1:07:56.040 I'm taking a shot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry saying that's 1:07:56.080 --> 1:07:58.960 what I'm taking a shot for that. I'm sorry. I 1:07:59.080 --> 1:07:59.880 feel you broke that. 1:08:00.160 --> 1:08:00.640 I'm crazy. 1:08:00.760 --> 1:08:05.280 Oh here, oh man, we trained for every time. Man, 1:08:05.360 --> 1:08:07.960 I got to take a shot I got. Yeah, I'm 1:08:08.000 --> 1:08:08.920 watching your act. 1:08:10.960 --> 1:08:11.720 Man don't know. 1:08:11.840 --> 1:08:19.240 I yeah, it's right back now. So let's talk about 1:08:19.240 --> 1:08:22.519 the Quake Show for a second. Yes, Quake House, right, 1:08:22.720 --> 1:08:26.559 Quake House Serious x SIM Channel ninety six. So Kevin 1:08:26.600 --> 1:08:31.280 Hart's left at live radio. Wow, yeah, Kevin maybe in 1:08:31.280 --> 1:08:35.439 his flagship show. I bring comedians together and we do 1:08:35.680 --> 1:08:37.559 just what y'all doing. We don't have this much liquor, 1:08:38.320 --> 1:08:43.920 you got, so we comedians bringing up different subjects and 1:08:44.040 --> 1:08:47.040 we elaborate on hot topics, that type of thing, and 1:08:47.160 --> 1:08:50.000 it's funny. I mean it's fun it's funny. And it's also, 1:08:50.680 --> 1:08:54.200 like I said previous, a platform for other comedians to 1:08:55.240 --> 1:08:58.120 get a platform to show how funny they are. Because see, 1:08:58.200 --> 1:09:00.400 that's how I used to sell Joe. That's what I 1:09:00.520 --> 1:09:03.000 learned from Steve too. I used to get on the 1:09:03.040 --> 1:09:06.519 morning show and crush it, and then motherfuckers say, who 1:09:06.640 --> 1:09:08.560 was that motherfucker on the radio? We got to go 1:09:08.680 --> 1:09:10.759 see him. Man, he's gonna be at the end problem tonight. 1:09:11.200 --> 1:09:13.240 And then you let your jokes from the radio be 1:09:13.400 --> 1:09:15.840 so funny that it carry over to the club. And 1:09:15.960 --> 1:09:18.400 that's how I used to do it. So I try to, 1:09:18.560 --> 1:09:22.000 you know, see and give comedians a chance to get on, 1:09:22.160 --> 1:09:24.240 and it's called quake house. Kick it in my house 1:09:24.320 --> 1:09:26.720 till you get your yours and bring comedians in there 1:09:27.000 --> 1:09:29.320 and we have a good time and talk about serious 1:09:29.360 --> 1:09:33.760 subjects such as politics all the way down to your 1:09:33.840 --> 1:09:35.240 woman sleeping with your best friend. 1:09:35.360 --> 1:09:41.120 Hold up, wait a minute, yeah, welcome on. I wasn't 1:09:41.160 --> 1:09:42.720 ready go ahead, continue. 1:09:42.600 --> 1:09:44.200 No, really, we talk about all that. 1:09:44.560 --> 1:09:47.240 You know, what would you do if you lost your 1:09:47.320 --> 1:09:49.200 motherfucking woman to your best friend. 1:09:50.400 --> 1:09:53.240 You know. Now, let me ask you being at you 1:09:53.320 --> 1:09:56.320 guys are on Kevin Hart Show. If you have jokes 1:09:56.360 --> 1:09:57.920 about Kevin Hart, do you still use it? 1:09:58.760 --> 1:10:01.640 Yeah? keV got a sense, say human, keV good. You 1:10:01.760 --> 1:10:06.040 can't disrespect the boss. But if it's funny, you know 1:10:06.080 --> 1:10:08.120 what I mean, keV Ain't that kind of keV Is. 1:10:08.800 --> 1:10:12.639 It's a real comedian. He's he's a good dude man. 1:10:12.800 --> 1:10:16.960 So you know, I would never ever let nobody disrespect him. 1:10:17.040 --> 1:10:21.320 But if it's a joke that's funny. No one is 1:10:21.360 --> 1:10:22.280 above a joke. 1:10:22.520 --> 1:10:25.320 Because you know his controversy that he had, right, you 1:10:25.320 --> 1:10:28.120 wouldn't play it like with that because I see Michael 1:10:28.160 --> 1:10:29.720 Blacksman playing with him like that. 1:10:30.200 --> 1:10:33.759 Yeah, but him and Michael Blason is more than jokes. Okay, 1:10:34.040 --> 1:10:37.400 you know what I'm saying. If it's jokes, then it is, 1:10:37.800 --> 1:10:40.479 but we don't do no segment on it. But you 1:10:40.520 --> 1:10:43.920 wouldn't do that like Fox News wouldn't bring up They 1:10:43.960 --> 1:10:48.360 would sue for seven hundred and eighty million. Understand it 1:10:48.600 --> 1:10:51.640 Just that's just not what it is. It's not I mean, 1:10:51.760 --> 1:10:55.520 it's not it's just not common sense you on his platform, 1:10:55.680 --> 1:11:00.479 just respect and loyalty, Like I said, previews, to do that, 1:11:00.880 --> 1:11:04.840 and I can find other things that's funny, more compelling, 1:11:05.240 --> 1:11:07.680 then have to go to that. I'm not limited to that. 1:11:08.520 --> 1:11:10.479 And see that's what I tell them. You don't have 1:11:10.640 --> 1:11:13.080 nothing else than that, then I get it. But if 1:11:13.120 --> 1:11:16.320 you're just doing that because that's that the nigga, you 1:11:16.479 --> 1:11:18.479 have to find another place to hang out at. 1:11:19.920 --> 1:11:23.120 Is there such thing as going too far for the joke? 1:11:23.600 --> 1:11:29.040 No, no, no, once it's not funny, That's what I say. Okay, 1:11:29.200 --> 1:11:34.120 you could tell when you're the only one laughing, then 1:11:35.000 --> 1:11:38.879 ain't a joke no more. I understand. But if everybody 1:11:39.000 --> 1:11:42.320 cracking up there it is so I will say, when 1:11:42.360 --> 1:11:45.360 no one is laughing but you, that's too far. Okay, 1:11:45.720 --> 1:11:48.160 you know what I'm saying. Okay, you you should be 1:11:48.240 --> 1:11:51.080 the last one laughing at it. And if everybody else 1:11:51.200 --> 1:11:53.680 dying in it ain't too far and they should be 1:11:53.720 --> 1:11:54.280 able to take it. 1:11:54.920 --> 1:11:57.519 I'm taking a shot for that. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm 1:11:57.600 --> 1:11:58.080 being honest. 1:11:58.960 --> 1:12:00.439 Okay, that was great, was great? 1:12:00.560 --> 1:12:01.080 That was great. 1:12:04.040 --> 1:12:06.320 Is there such such thing called too soon? 1:12:07.200 --> 1:12:10.680 Like having to Michael Jackson's joke thirteen minutes after he 1:12:10.760 --> 1:12:11.240 passed away. 1:12:12.280 --> 1:12:15.280 Donelle rollins Is, we call that nigga too soon, because 1:12:16.240 --> 1:12:20.120 Donelle don't give a fuck. Donelle, you died in twelve 1:12:20.200 --> 1:12:25.280 oh five, twelve oh six, he got one foot. We 1:12:25.439 --> 1:12:27.960 call that nigga too soon. I see him use the 1:12:28.120 --> 1:12:32.439 F word on stage. He Donelle rollins Is, we call 1:12:32.520 --> 1:12:35.919 that nigga too soon, too soon, But that's the beautiful 1:12:36.080 --> 1:12:38.640 of our art. Nigga, once you give it to it, 1:12:38.680 --> 1:12:42.679 were the third eye. You understand. And if it's factual, nigga, 1:12:42.680 --> 1:12:43.639 who are you to tell us. 1:12:43.640 --> 1:12:44.800 When we should talk about it? 1:12:45.160 --> 1:12:45.200 You? 1:12:46.640 --> 1:12:51.040 Huh, you're making jokes at intervals. I talked about Arifa Franklin. Yeah, 1:12:51.120 --> 1:12:57.559 you said, yeah, a marathon arm funeral three week about 1:12:57.880 --> 1:13:04.560 Caria Franklin's funeral shooting. Trump support us right, saying the 1:13:04.680 --> 1:13:08.759 kids and kids and everybody understands you a rather you understand, 1:13:08.840 --> 1:13:11.240 pick up where you get at that point. It ain't harsh. 1:13:11.880 --> 1:13:14.559 That's where you are from that perspective, So hell yeah, 1:13:16.680 --> 1:13:19.639 hell yeah. If it's a funeral, I'm gonna get it myself. 1:13:22.160 --> 1:13:24.439 I know what's funny, and I'm gonna get you. You're like, 1:13:25.280 --> 1:13:27.760 and then I have the ultimate comeback. Fuck you, that 1:13:27.920 --> 1:13:28.360 was funny. 1:13:29.520 --> 1:13:32.000 That's if it doesn't work well, if you you just. 1:13:32.040 --> 1:13:36.640 Don't want to laugh because you feel it's inappropriate. Fuck you, 1:13:36.800 --> 1:13:39.000 That's what I'm saying. 1:13:39.120 --> 1:13:42.679 You don't just knowing this is probably Mike could go south. 1:13:43.520 --> 1:13:46.519 It's a possibility, all of them are. But you really 1:13:46.560 --> 1:13:51.040 don't care. You really once you start pandamas your orderance 1:13:52.080 --> 1:13:54.559 me myself, I think you're going down the slippery bro 1:13:55.160 --> 1:13:57.679 because you be saying things on your in your special 1:13:57.960 --> 1:13:58.880 like these ain't jokes. 1:13:59.000 --> 1:14:02.920 These ain't joking like you put in the comedians comedic sense, 1:14:03.400 --> 1:14:07.200 but delivery is comedic. But you're actually talking about real 1:14:07.320 --> 1:14:08.759 life situations, right. 1:14:09.520 --> 1:14:13.479 Because we don't feel that. I mean, you elaborate from 1:14:13.560 --> 1:14:16.080 the factual and then of course you blow we ate 1:14:16.200 --> 1:14:18.479 making this ship funny and going over the board on 1:14:18.600 --> 1:14:22.799 it comediateally, but the factual root of it is the truth. 1:14:23.600 --> 1:14:28.559 Like people have long ass funerals, Come on, now, let 1:14:28.640 --> 1:14:28.800 it go. 1:14:29.680 --> 1:14:35.120 He's supposed to be with jes One more song, one 1:14:35.200 --> 1:14:37.160 more mother, He's supposed to be with Jesus. 1:14:38.560 --> 1:14:44.479 The Lord Hella, so long time you got to said 1:14:44.640 --> 1:14:48.960 God gone? He said the preacher, he said he said, 1:14:49.000 --> 1:14:53.760 the preacher preached the whole Bible, the whole to get 1:14:53.840 --> 1:15:03.320 into them. Yeah, when you sit there, you're like, come on, past, 1:15:04.120 --> 1:15:06.360 let it go, and to hold him that long and 1:15:06.520 --> 1:15:09.960 you metaphormally you take it. Actually God waiting for you, 1:15:10.040 --> 1:15:11.840 because you know what we say, He's waiting for you 1:15:11.920 --> 1:15:13.960 at the pearly gates and you get there and they 1:15:13.960 --> 1:15:15.920 ain't even saying God, God on because you went down 1:15:15.960 --> 1:15:16.200 there to. 1:15:17.200 --> 1:15:19.400 He touched you on Thursday next Thursday. 1:15:20.520 --> 1:15:20.720 Yeah. 1:15:20.880 --> 1:15:22.920 Have you ever seen that meme with with like the 1:15:23.040 --> 1:15:25.920 guys walking in into Heaven but Hell sounds like it's 1:15:25.920 --> 1:15:26.880 popping right? 1:15:27.720 --> 1:15:27.920 Yeah? 1:15:29.040 --> 1:15:30.120 No one you see that meme? 1:15:30.600 --> 1:15:32.639 The guy he's like, he's like he's walking into Heaven, 1:15:32.720 --> 1:15:35.280 but it's like, damn man, Hell because he's got a lift. 1:15:36.439 --> 1:15:40.400 What if Hell is it lit like this? Let's just say, 1:15:40.680 --> 1:15:42.680 what if would you take that shot? I don't know, 1:15:50.600 --> 1:15:56.719 you see Heaven? Heaven? What if I hell that there? Papa? 1:15:58.920 --> 1:16:05.880 It's a little happen like club live this motherfucker? What 1:16:06.400 --> 1:16:07.080 what happens? 1:16:07.320 --> 1:16:09.840 What happens if Hell was actually the ship to go to? 1:16:11.600 --> 1:16:13.479 This is the weirdest conversation I've ever had. 1:16:13.880 --> 1:16:19.400 But you go though, that's I don't know, because that's 1:16:19.479 --> 1:16:20.120 your eternity. 1:16:20.960 --> 1:16:23.720 I'll take a shot. I took a shot. I'll go 1:16:23.800 --> 1:16:25.639 ahead and go in there because I know my mom 1:16:25.720 --> 1:16:34.479 made in hell. I say, my mom, let me go 1:16:34.680 --> 1:16:38.800 here with this. That that's the door I take. 1:16:39.560 --> 1:16:44.400 That'd be funny, though, right not really happen is boring 1:16:44.479 --> 1:16:46.320 and you're like, damn, may I should just went to hell. 1:16:46.360 --> 1:16:53.559 And there trying to bribe how. 1:16:53.479 --> 1:17:01.960 You get out of here? Get out? Else coming in there? 1:17:02.000 --> 1:17:06.000 But they're there, but you get out. I think I 1:17:06.120 --> 1:17:08.639 made the wrong choices up all this fluffy ship? 1:17:09.680 --> 1:17:10.320 What is what? 1:17:10.479 --> 1:17:10.800 What? What? 1:17:11.000 --> 1:17:11.040 What? 1:17:11.360 --> 1:17:15.120 Do you get more thrill out doing shows. 1:17:16.400 --> 1:17:22.080 Or making the material, putting it together, or performing the material? 1:17:23.280 --> 1:17:26.439 Performing at this when you get into that creative molde 1:17:26.520 --> 1:17:29.920 like I'm about to do another special special with Dave 1:17:30.840 --> 1:17:37.840 and now next make a walk annoyed. Yeah, we're going 1:17:38.120 --> 1:17:40.479 that means the first one. That means the first one. Yeah, 1:17:40.840 --> 1:17:46.160 Walter Lathum, We're coming forward and do it in Atlanta. 1:17:46.640 --> 1:17:49.080 Walter Latham is that the guy that I mean Walter Uh, 1:17:50.439 --> 1:17:53.080 get drink now. Walter Latham is a dude from King 1:17:53.160 --> 1:17:58.320 of Comic Standing. Yeah, Yeah, he's producer this one. Yeah, okay, 1:17:58.400 --> 1:18:01.720 he produced this shot. That's all guy from Death Comedy Jail. Yeah, 1:18:01.800 --> 1:18:06.400 Death Comedy did all of our Dave Chappelle's special way, Yeah, 1:18:06.560 --> 1:18:09.559 he's there. You're shooting a special and you got stand 1:18:09.640 --> 1:18:13.200 in there man. He Yeah, it was a pleasure. That's 1:18:13.280 --> 1:18:17.040 my man. She had stand been known since Richard prime 1:18:18.800 --> 1:18:23.000 Red Fox stands the Man. So yeah, we're gonna do that, 1:18:23.360 --> 1:18:25.400 and I'm looking forward to it. We're gonna do it 1:18:25.479 --> 1:18:28.600 this time. I'm doing it in Atlanta. That's why I 1:18:28.640 --> 1:18:31.560 started my comedy career. I had to do d C. 1:18:31.720 --> 1:18:33.800 In case this ship don't work again, I could still 1:18:34.000 --> 1:18:37.120 be famous at home, right, That's why I shot d C. 1:18:37.280 --> 1:18:38.600 You're gonna do the HONX. 1:18:39.760 --> 1:18:44.960 The fuck. No, I'm trying to get away from the man. 1:18:45.360 --> 1:18:46.560 I'm rehabilitated. 1:18:47.960 --> 1:18:51.679 If I did any in strip club, we'll be Magic Magic. 1:18:51.800 --> 1:18:55.719 Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Michael Bonnet, that's my friend. 1:18:56.160 --> 1:19:00.400 Matter of fact, I met him the Magic when I 1:19:00.479 --> 1:19:03.880 first came to Atlanta m hm, and we've been friends 1:19:03.920 --> 1:19:04.360 since then. 1:19:04.560 --> 1:19:06.120 But yeah, I'm gonna shoot it in Atlanta. 1:19:07.320 --> 1:19:10.360 In Atlanta talking about Atlanta, the homie new face in 1:19:10.400 --> 1:19:14.400 the question okay, And he's saying, to ask about Spencer Neil, 1:19:14.479 --> 1:19:15.960 how you how'd you pick him? 1:19:20.600 --> 1:19:22.720 Steal shop and steal. 1:19:24.160 --> 1:19:24.200 And. 1:19:25.640 --> 1:19:29.679 I have always picked the hottest young comedians to open 1:19:29.800 --> 1:19:35.720 for me because they keep it relevant when they get 1:19:35.800 --> 1:19:38.479 on that stage and they kill that ship. You know 1:19:38.520 --> 1:19:41.320 a lot of comedians take motherfuckers that they know is 1:19:41.439 --> 1:19:41.920 sorry to. 1:19:42.000 --> 1:19:46.480 Open form mm hmm, they're better. No, just the comfortability. 1:19:46.640 --> 1:19:50.240 It's uncomfortable going behind funny motherfuckers every night. You gotta hurk. 1:19:50.760 --> 1:19:52.360 You know what I'm saying. You would love to just 1:19:52.479 --> 1:19:57.760 leave your motherfucking house flying. Everybody love you. You got 1:19:57.800 --> 1:20:03.200 a motherfucker up thereno, Man, do you real quick if 1:20:03.240 --> 1:20:05.879 you put that funny dog in front of that motherfucker 1:20:06.880 --> 1:20:12.719 he you know when you laying competitive competitor, I gotta 1:20:12.760 --> 1:20:14.280 be on my ship and. 1:20:14.360 --> 1:20:16.799 That helps you, you understand. 1:20:17.000 --> 1:20:20.880 So the reason why to answer his question Spencer Neil 1:20:21.040 --> 1:20:23.920 is because he's a funny young comedian and I know 1:20:24.200 --> 1:20:31.320 every night, you know he's gonna come and be funny 1:20:31.880 --> 1:20:33.280 so much that's gonna make me. 1:20:35.080 --> 1:20:38.680 The minimal. Maintain me and be funny, but raise my 1:20:38.800 --> 1:20:41.080 ship on up, you know what I mean? And I 1:20:41.400 --> 1:20:45.439 have always put the funniest motherfuckers up and told him 1:20:45.479 --> 1:20:48.880 and never restricted him. Some comedian, you can't talk about this, 1:20:49.400 --> 1:20:52.280 talk about that, stepping on this, step it on that, 1:20:53.120 --> 1:20:57.800 and don't do this? Do you do you? Man? Get them? 1:20:58.520 --> 1:21:02.479 They should come seeing me and leave thinking about you 1:21:03.360 --> 1:21:05.800 say yeah, Cui was great, but I gotta see that 1:21:05.840 --> 1:21:07.000 you home motherfuck in the future. 1:21:07.040 --> 1:21:11.320 That is your objective, and that was That is your objective, 1:21:11.400 --> 1:21:14.920 and you're not offending me by having that objective. 1:21:15.000 --> 1:21:17.560 I want that for you. That's the reason why you 1:21:17.720 --> 1:21:18.240 open it for me. 1:21:18.400 --> 1:21:21.680 That's the reason why I'm providing this happened, this opportunity 1:21:21.960 --> 1:21:25.240 for you because I'm gonna be all right no matter 1:21:25.320 --> 1:21:27.160 what you do to them motherfuckers right now. 1:21:27.520 --> 1:21:28.439 QUA gonna be all right. 1:21:28.640 --> 1:21:31.360 I believe that. But it still doesn't stop me from 1:21:31.400 --> 1:21:34.479 giving you that opportunity. And that's the problem we don't have. 1:21:34.600 --> 1:21:34.880 In hour. 1:21:35.160 --> 1:21:43.360 I'm taking a shot for that talent, a young version 1:21:43.439 --> 1:21:45.800 of you, who were the comedians that you looked up 1:21:45.840 --> 1:21:47.000 to that made you really laugh. 1:21:50.880 --> 1:21:53.200 I don't watch a lot of comedians because I don't write. 1:21:54.000 --> 1:21:58.040 So when you don't physically write, you have to keep 1:21:58.080 --> 1:21:59.800 your shit period because you don't want to come up 1:21:59.800 --> 1:22:03.120 with something and you heard it by hearing another motherfuckers. 1:22:03.600 --> 1:22:05.920 But before even you writing, before even this is a career, 1:22:06.040 --> 1:22:08.479 like who made you laugh? I wasn't even in the 1:22:08.600 --> 1:22:11.120 comedy like you wasn't even looking at it at all. 1:22:11.920 --> 1:22:14.040 Your parents, my parents did. 1:22:14.240 --> 1:22:16.200 But Nigga, you don't hang with me. I hang with 1:22:16.320 --> 1:22:21.559 my parents. They say, Richard pride, But when you have now, 1:22:22.000 --> 1:22:24.760 they never educated you on and on here I was 1:22:24.840 --> 1:22:27.560 doing my own little different things off of it. I 1:22:27.720 --> 1:22:30.920 knew who he was, but I didn't indulge in what 1:22:31.120 --> 1:22:34.559 he does it like that. Yeah, it was a part 1:22:34.640 --> 1:22:41.320 of like it was five different ship of entertainment we did, 1:22:41.720 --> 1:22:45.080 but not indulging too that Nigga is a comedian and 1:22:45.240 --> 1:22:47.599 he this, this and this. It was that's the dude, 1:22:47.680 --> 1:22:50.200 tell jokes and today we're gonna listen to music. 1:22:50.280 --> 1:22:52.120 But you didn't have a favorite comedian growing up. 1:22:52.280 --> 1:22:56.920 No, No, this is like I said, This was no epiphany. 1:22:57.080 --> 1:22:59.760 This was just and if I can. 1:22:59.720 --> 1:23:06.280 Say anything on this, motherfucker elver man, this was just. 1:23:06.360 --> 1:23:10.680 The best decision that day. Wow, get on stage and 1:23:10.760 --> 1:23:13.560 see can I see see? Can I do this? And you? 1:23:13.680 --> 1:23:18.880 Nothing better came and That's why I tell my fucker 1:23:18.960 --> 1:23:21.800 fuck and I don't want to fuck with people with 1:23:21.880 --> 1:23:25.280 these goal ship. But live your life, nigga, and make 1:23:25.320 --> 1:23:27.960 the best decision that day, and if a better one 1:23:28.040 --> 1:23:29.840 don't come the next day, stay with the one you 1:23:29.960 --> 1:23:31.640 did yesterday. Keep riding it. 1:23:32.640 --> 1:23:34.160 You understand, because it's life. 1:23:34.960 --> 1:23:37.719 You know what I mean. You if it makes you comfortable, 1:23:37.760 --> 1:23:41.320 then it's right. I didn't know what I was gonna do, 1:23:41.840 --> 1:23:44.240 but I knew I was gonna do something. I never 1:23:44.360 --> 1:23:49.200 imagined it would be this. I never planned this. That's 1:23:49.200 --> 1:23:51.240 why I don't take care of my family. None of mofuckers, 1:23:52.120 --> 1:23:56.680 nobody say you as a kid would have gave me 1:23:56.800 --> 1:23:58.960 some pull me to the side, you know, Nigga, this 1:23:59.080 --> 1:24:01.719 with your pride, Nigga, you got that kind of skill, 1:24:01.840 --> 1:24:03.599 then let me take you. Because you hear all these 1:24:03.680 --> 1:24:05.880 niggas they got stories. My mother took me to the 1:24:05.960 --> 1:24:08.080 comedy club and stayed with me. 1:24:08.240 --> 1:24:10.400 It is and somebody's I ain't getting none of that ship. 1:24:11.120 --> 1:24:12.400 You know what I'm saying. It was the best thing. 1:24:12.560 --> 1:24:15.960 Let me try to ship. See what's popping. You understand 1:24:16.000 --> 1:24:18.120 what I'm saying. I'm not that nigga. For some reason 1:24:18.200 --> 1:24:20.479 it don't roll me. Even with the motherfuckers who I 1:24:20.560 --> 1:24:24.240 have showed promise in this have not supported it. 1:24:24.680 --> 1:24:29.160 Wow, you understand show you got two of the biggest 1:24:29.360 --> 1:24:32.519 dudes that got your back and Dave Chappelle that. 1:24:35.320 --> 1:24:39.960 Is we're taking a shot. Jabelle got that. Yeah, little 1:24:40.320 --> 1:24:44.000 side niggas. They told me, y'all be having niggas in 1:24:44.080 --> 1:24:51.680 here testifying how many shots shots? Yeah, watch it, yeah 1:24:56.040 --> 1:24:59.880 read you now? They all fine. 1:25:02.400 --> 1:25:06.880 Now, have you ever been in a situation where, like 1:25:06.960 --> 1:25:09.559 the first five minutes of the show, people wasn't giving 1:25:09.640 --> 1:25:12.320 you that reaction and you like had to. 1:25:12.640 --> 1:25:14.320 You had to turn it up or turn it around. 1:25:15.320 --> 1:25:17.880 It all depends on where I'm at, Like, if it's 1:25:17.920 --> 1:25:22.320 a club, all right, like we're on tour now it's 1:25:22.360 --> 1:25:29.120 called straight jokes. No, it's me Cedric the entertainer, he 1:25:29.320 --> 1:25:32.880 l Hughley, Mike Epps, DC, Young Fly. 1:25:33.320 --> 1:25:36.680 Wow. Yeah, we was just in Tampa last night. 1:25:37.200 --> 1:25:39.280 I have to tell y'all this is the first interview 1:25:39.320 --> 1:25:41.439 I ever flew in just to do an interview. 1:25:46.400 --> 1:25:46.960 We we. 1:25:48.960 --> 1:25:53.639 No in here. We we're in your hometown, New York 1:25:53.680 --> 1:25:56.440 City when the Barclay Friday. 1:25:57.160 --> 1:26:00.920 Then we're doing St Louis. I'm gonna catch on. 1:26:01.960 --> 1:26:05.200 Yeah, we this is the last week where the dates 1:26:05.320 --> 1:26:09.000 is that I'm gonna fly off. Yeah, it's man said, 1:26:09.040 --> 1:26:13.880 it's so fucking funny set any time. Yeah, Cedrick d 1:26:14.120 --> 1:26:17.360 l you gotta watch DC young fly. That's a brother 1:26:17.479 --> 1:26:25.160 that came through the social media respect because he's putting 1:26:25.200 --> 1:26:28.639 the work in he could have made. He is out 1:26:28.720 --> 1:26:30.760 here fucking when we did about thirty dates and he 1:26:30.920 --> 1:26:33.640 out here with us, and he took the ship so 1:26:33.800 --> 1:26:35.640 he can see how the o g's do it. And 1:26:35.760 --> 1:26:39.240 he's blowing it away. And then Mike Apps, of course 1:26:39.840 --> 1:26:42.479 you got Mike. You got Mike, you got you got 1:26:42.600 --> 1:26:45.599 said and you got me. And we'll be in your hometown, 1:26:45.680 --> 1:26:50.000 New York and St. Louis and uh, it's going end. 1:26:50.560 --> 1:26:53.560 This the last week of the tours. Straight jokes and 1:26:53.760 --> 1:26:56.080 Chase the come and but we're picking it back up 1:26:56.160 --> 1:26:59.280 in November and December, okay and coming back out. 1:26:59.600 --> 1:27:01.760 Yeah I gotta come see us. We'll bring Luke and 1:27:01.800 --> 1:27:02.320 the dancers. 1:27:03.560 --> 1:27:06.040 Yeah, I'm nuclear weapon again. Yeah, I went to look 1:27:06.120 --> 1:27:08.360 heat it all. He used to have one hundred and 1:27:08.360 --> 1:27:13.800 fifty homes. You down at one and a half, I said, 1:27:16.000 --> 1:27:22.559 it was a half of it, said Nigga, I dropped 1:27:22.600 --> 1:27:26.800 the bomb for you. I was that this was in 1:27:26.920 --> 1:27:30.440 there man, in the mom this is what you got. Now. 1:27:30.680 --> 1:27:35.519 I've met people that disappointed me, like I've met them 1:27:35.680 --> 1:27:38.000 and I thought they was a certain person. I remember 1:27:38.120 --> 1:27:43.240 met somebody who you thought here were already smiling. I 1:27:43.320 --> 1:27:45.880 remember met somebody that just disappointed you. 1:27:46.120 --> 1:27:49.760 Was just like, fuck, yeah, but we're good now. 1:27:50.680 --> 1:27:51.599 But who wasn't telling us? 1:27:51.920 --> 1:27:52.960 No? We were good? 1:27:53.120 --> 1:27:53.320 Man? 1:27:53.960 --> 1:27:56.960 No, we talked about it, Okay. 1:27:57.240 --> 1:28:00.880 What happened. I just we were friends. 1:28:04.120 --> 1:28:06.320 You know, you thought the motherfucker knew you, but he 1:28:06.360 --> 1:28:09.880 don't know you. You know what I mean? You mean 1:28:10.439 --> 1:28:14.439 you know you know because in this business, and I 1:28:14.600 --> 1:28:18.559 tell this to my girl, you know the occupational hazard 1:28:18.720 --> 1:28:21.040 of this business is when you walk out your door, 1:28:21.520 --> 1:28:28.479 you are your fans property. You can't get mad at 1:28:28.520 --> 1:28:30.840 the people that provide us to stand and living. 1:28:31.200 --> 1:28:32.240 That your benefit from. 1:28:32.360 --> 1:28:35.639 Baby. You have to understand the reason why you're driving 1:28:35.720 --> 1:28:39.519 into this because of that person. And I have none. 1:28:39.680 --> 1:28:41.880 I've always told myself when I do not want to 1:28:41.920 --> 1:28:43.280 deal with them, I don't go out. 1:28:44.240 --> 1:28:44.920 That's real ship. 1:28:46.320 --> 1:28:49.280 I owe them that I don't want to put up 1:28:49.320 --> 1:28:53.720 with you you don't want in the house. And yeah, 1:28:53.720 --> 1:28:55.400 because I didn't have plans with my wom men and 1:28:55.439 --> 1:28:57.679 talent were supposed to go somewhere, Like I'm not feeling 1:28:57.760 --> 1:28:59.800 it because I don't want to deal with it with 1:29:00.160 --> 1:29:01.880 cast for me being out and and I don't have 1:29:02.000 --> 1:29:04.439 that pace. And she understand that you have to find that. 1:29:05.040 --> 1:29:12.320 That being said you sir, who you mean? Come on? 1:29:12.479 --> 1:29:17.920 Tell me? No, man, I can't tell your first seller story. 1:29:18.439 --> 1:29:22.160 But no, we're good because he called and shit is 1:29:22.240 --> 1:29:26.280 what it is. So I'm over in Europe performing with 1:29:26.439 --> 1:29:30.439 Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. God damnit lighte Floss like, yes, nigga, 1:29:30.520 --> 1:29:34.719 we we we Oh, it's a highlight, nigga. I'm you opinion, 1:29:34.800 --> 1:29:37.679 I'm international. So I'm feeling good. I'm in the back. 1:29:37.800 --> 1:29:41.360 So he comes in and I see him, and you know, 1:29:42.240 --> 1:29:44.280 mind's work. I come to him and the nigga. You know, 1:29:44.520 --> 1:29:46.880 I don't never assume that a nigga knows me. But 1:29:47.000 --> 1:29:50.240 he's like, great, you're my man. You're the funniest motherfucker. 1:29:50.240 --> 1:29:53.080 I said, Oh, ship, nigga, flattered that this nigga knowed me. Man, 1:29:53.120 --> 1:29:55.479 I'm like, oh, I'm like, yo, man, you're gonna take 1:29:55.479 --> 1:29:57.760 a picture with me, like yeah, yeah, yeah, telling me 1:29:57.880 --> 1:30:00.920 my man. Moving on, We're cool like boom, switch numbers 1:30:00.960 --> 1:30:06.280 and everything. Right. So I'm in La at the crib 1:30:07.880 --> 1:30:11.479 and a friend of mine know that I told him 1:30:11.600 --> 1:30:14.360 the same story I told y'all. He said, your. 1:30:14.360 --> 1:30:15.120 Man is here. 1:30:16.040 --> 1:30:18.200 I said, my man is here. He said yeah. He 1:30:18.400 --> 1:30:22.559 over the pond. He flew over. I said, all right, boom, 1:30:23.400 --> 1:30:25.439 I'm gonna come up there and tell this nigga, hi, 1:30:26.560 --> 1:30:29.600 you know, welcome to the country. I think you know 1:30:29.760 --> 1:30:33.280 you're in La. You need anything, I come in there, 1:30:33.439 --> 1:30:35.880 come back in there, walk in the back of lay man. 1:30:35.880 --> 1:30:37.760 What's up your dude? That nigga looked at me like 1:30:37.840 --> 1:30:46.320 I was short. So it's man who was his role? 1:30:46.400 --> 1:30:47.080 Man say. 1:30:48.560 --> 1:30:49.760 You must know somebody, huh. 1:30:51.680 --> 1:30:53.840 I said yeah. He said, yeah, you must know somebody, 1:30:53.840 --> 1:30:55.080 because now nobody suposted to be. 1:30:55.120 --> 1:30:59.800 Back here, all right, Michael Blacksman, No, no, no, no. 1:31:00.439 --> 1:31:03.160 Not might So we sit there. He said, no nobody 1:31:03.160 --> 1:31:05.479 I'm supposed to be. I said, oh, man, I just 1:31:05.640 --> 1:31:09.240 came back to say hello someone my man. 1:31:10.720 --> 1:31:15.200 So I said, say my man. So I say to him, 1:31:15.360 --> 1:31:19.600 I say to him. I say, my name is earthquake. 1:31:20.240 --> 1:31:22.280 I just want to say hello to my man. 1:31:23.040 --> 1:31:25.000 So is that? A man said, I know who you are. 1:31:26.280 --> 1:31:33.080 I said, oh, my fault far for coming in on 1:31:33.160 --> 1:31:35.160 the outside. I just want to say hello to my 1:31:35.320 --> 1:31:38.880 man boom. When I left out, I said, oh, we 1:31:38.960 --> 1:31:41.880 don't feel the same mother fucking way. Now, for the record, 1:31:41.920 --> 1:31:47.559 he calls me and he said, hey, man, my fault quake. 1:31:47.800 --> 1:31:51.759 I didn't die this. That said that. We go along. 1:31:51.880 --> 1:31:52.599 We're good people. 1:31:54.479 --> 1:31:58.320 No, no, I think I know. 1:32:00.200 --> 1:32:06.840 I mean and nigga. I was like, okay some overseas comedians. Man, No, 1:32:07.240 --> 1:32:10.880 I mean no, he ain't a comedian. Yeah yeah your 1:32:10.920 --> 1:32:15.599 s London, right, yeah yeah yeah. He recently was doing 1:32:15.600 --> 1:32:16.519 a bunch of stuff over here. 1:32:16.600 --> 1:32:16.800 Yeah. 1:32:17.280 --> 1:32:18.680 Your no. 1:32:18.840 --> 1:32:22.320 But we're good. He want Honted, We want Hounted. Yeah, 1:32:22.439 --> 1:32:27.000 now we want hunt He agreed. 1:32:29.080 --> 1:32:34.920 The wrapping always the niggas won't respect the battles for ship. Nigga, 1:32:35.000 --> 1:32:36.640 we already said, just tell me. 1:32:37.080 --> 1:32:39.600 You got to say see, that's how to gets you. 1:32:39.680 --> 1:32:41.719 You know what I'm saying. I got the nigga saying, 1:32:41.960 --> 1:32:45.519 just tell the story. We ain't got. Now he wants 1:32:45.560 --> 1:32:48.479 you to tell you to figure out, don't stay start 1:32:49.040 --> 1:32:52.559 you know, so I'll take. 1:32:52.439 --> 1:32:56.559 A drink on the take drake on that you're wrong. 1:32:58.800 --> 1:33:01.679 You're wrong now. 1:33:04.320 --> 1:33:06.320 Is performing therapeutic for you? 1:33:07.360 --> 1:33:15.160 Yes, definitely. When I went through my divorces, elbow worse. 1:33:16.280 --> 1:33:20.559 No, I'm talking about the guy he's trying. 1:33:20.400 --> 1:33:24.040 To figure out the first my I'm over looking at 1:33:24.040 --> 1:33:26.160 that nigga. Ain't that nigga? 1:33:26.240 --> 1:33:26.280 No? 1:33:26.360 --> 1:33:31.840 Look pat worse? No, I was agents man is one hundred. 1:33:32.880 --> 1:33:35.280 Wouldn't do that to me? When I seen he just speak, 1:33:36.200 --> 1:33:37.519 he just wouldn't do that. Was hurt. 1:33:37.600 --> 1:33:39.240 I thought he was from the white London. 1:33:39.600 --> 1:33:40.800 He was the white. 1:33:45.840 --> 1:33:47.679 Is the smoothest nigga in the world. 1:33:48.600 --> 1:33:49.000 I was like. 1:33:51.800 --> 1:33:52.560 That nigga. 1:33:53.920 --> 1:33:54.719 Speaking the queens. 1:33:55.439 --> 1:33:57.639 I know a lot of niggas. That nigga got married, 1:33:57.760 --> 1:33:59.120 got his nigga off the list. 1:33:59.320 --> 1:34:03.519 Nigga, it's the smooth eas wouldn't do that to me. 1:34:05.400 --> 1:34:07.560 But is comedy therapeutic for you? 1:34:08.080 --> 1:34:10.080 Very much? So? Okay? They helped me through a lot 1:34:10.120 --> 1:34:13.120 of ship, right, they helped me through everything. Definitely, my mother, 1:34:13.320 --> 1:34:20.439 my divorce. Uh you said, were you losing my club? Yeah? 1:34:20.720 --> 1:34:21.679 I did a lot of ship. 1:34:21.720 --> 1:34:23.760 The first session of her she said, he don't pay 1:34:23.800 --> 1:34:25.840 his taxes. Yeah she did. But she helped me by 1:34:25.920 --> 1:34:28.360 doing that though, Okay, because you paid your nigga. I 1:34:28.479 --> 1:34:31.360 had to go there and see on the side one 1:34:31.439 --> 1:34:36.680 on one and I'm I'm straight now, I'm in appliance. 1:34:37.400 --> 1:34:40.639 That's what they say. We're good. So now she helped 1:34:40.680 --> 1:34:44.120 me out there. But yeah, it's therapeutic for me because 1:34:44.160 --> 1:34:47.280 I'm able to articulate that point of. 1:34:47.320 --> 1:34:51.040 View releasing stuff too on the stage and. 1:34:51.240 --> 1:34:54.200 Motherfuckers resonate with that because they're going through it too, 1:34:54.880 --> 1:34:59.040 because you know, we have our point of view too. 1:34:59.760 --> 1:35:04.320 Some people have unrealistic expectations and you need to be 1:35:04.680 --> 1:35:05.559 articulate that in. 1:35:05.640 --> 1:35:06.760 A comedic form. 1:35:06.800 --> 1:35:10.439 And I'm able to do that, and and it gets 1:35:10.520 --> 1:35:12.680 it off my chest that I can get paid for 1:35:12.840 --> 1:35:15.840 it instandn't laying on the couch paying a nigger for it. 1:35:16.880 --> 1:35:19.599 And that's how I look at it. Okay, it says 1:35:19.720 --> 1:35:21.920 how do you get how did you get back here? 1:35:22.280 --> 1:35:27.240 Earth Craik says, get out star actor Daniel You just 1:35:27.320 --> 1:35:33.640 don't let it go show sunny DVD s trying to 1:35:33.760 --> 1:35:40.320 be He's okay, all right, all right, yeah, but we're good. 1:35:40.400 --> 1:35:43.240 That's my man. Good we're good, but they got me, 1:35:44.360 --> 1:35:45.639 got came out. 1:35:46.479 --> 1:35:57.320 Yeah, told you, damn man, man, he's my man. He 1:35:57.439 --> 1:36:01.320 was always my man. I wasn't his man. I was 1:36:01.400 --> 1:36:02.720 always let me ask you. 1:36:02.800 --> 1:36:06.559 Right one time, I'll say, I'll say his name if 1:36:06.600 --> 1:36:11.240 I have to. But I was in I was in open. 1:36:12.640 --> 1:36:13.280 But I was doing a. 1:36:13.320 --> 1:36:17.680 Reggae Doones show and it was ironic about it. 1:36:17.760 --> 1:36:19.720 It was a reggae doone artist that said I'm not 1:36:19.840 --> 1:36:22.120 going on after Norri because he thought I was bigger 1:36:22.160 --> 1:36:23.560 than him because of America. 1:36:24.640 --> 1:36:26.360 So he said, I'm not going on after Norriy I 1:36:26.400 --> 1:36:29.720 got to go on before Norri. I know comedians don't 1:36:29.760 --> 1:36:31.040 want to go on after you. 1:36:32.800 --> 1:36:38.360 Is that a problem for you? No, I mean because 1:36:38.400 --> 1:36:40.599 you were going any any time of the night. Oh 1:36:40.800 --> 1:36:42.000 you prefer to be the closer. 1:36:46.120 --> 1:36:50.760 No, man, I mean, like again, it's subjective. A show 1:36:50.880 --> 1:36:54.360 should be laid a certain way. Certain people you shouldn't 1:36:54.360 --> 1:36:58.240 put behind certain people because it's a flow of show. 1:36:58.320 --> 1:36:59.439 It's like music. 1:37:00.200 --> 1:37:03.280 You want to raise the show to a level, and 1:37:03.479 --> 1:37:06.360 certain people can't follow that list. 1:37:06.680 --> 1:37:11.080 If I'm in a sum with five or their six. 1:37:10.960 --> 1:37:14.320 Comedians, I'm not trying to be Michael Jackson because my 1:37:14.439 --> 1:37:17.640 mentality is between the five of us, you got your 1:37:17.720 --> 1:37:22.320 money's worth. If you value the money, I'm to value 1:37:22.760 --> 1:37:25.760 the principle of laughter. You know what I mean, I 1:37:26.000 --> 1:37:29.320 know you're gonna laugh. Right, So you paid one hundred dollars, 1:37:29.520 --> 1:37:32.880 one hundred and fifty whatever your ticket was, you got 1:37:32.920 --> 1:37:35.720 one hundred and fifty dollars worth if it came to 1:37:35.840 --> 1:37:37.800 laugh with the five people we got on him. 1:37:38.240 --> 1:37:38.840 So it's back. 1:37:39.000 --> 1:37:42.200 Now. When I'm headlining, I'm the last motherfucker. It is 1:37:42.320 --> 1:37:46.400 my job to take it to the next level. Because 1:37:46.400 --> 1:37:50.360 I'm last, that's that's just my job. But if I'm 1:37:50.479 --> 1:37:54.960 first or second, nigga, you lose that bitch over the 1:37:55.040 --> 1:37:58.880 back because I ain't got to take this up. That's 1:37:58.920 --> 1:37:59.280 this job. 1:37:59.320 --> 1:37:59.960 They're going to close. 1:38:00.200 --> 1:38:04.679 He got to close, you understand, He conversated for I'm 1:38:04.720 --> 1:38:08.440 not being compensated as the closer. So when you're the closer, 1:38:09.640 --> 1:38:13.240 you you're going in with a different motherfucker set. 1:38:13.400 --> 1:38:13.920 I have to. 1:38:15.640 --> 1:38:17.680 Take this ship to a high level than on the 1:38:17.760 --> 1:38:20.840 people that went before me. Right, it's just as something. 1:38:20.880 --> 1:38:23.200 You prefer to be the closer or you don't really 1:38:23.240 --> 1:38:26.360 care if the money right quick there in night, so 1:38:29.280 --> 1:38:30.000 I hosted. 1:38:30.240 --> 1:38:33.439 I go first, I go second, I know third, I 1:38:33.600 --> 1:38:34.760 close this motherfucker. 1:38:34.800 --> 1:38:38.439 But the price is the price. The price say I 1:38:38.600 --> 1:38:40.880 know first, and the price say I go first. 1:38:41.120 --> 1:38:42.160 I have no problem with it. 1:38:42.240 --> 1:38:43.320 The price say last. 1:38:43.439 --> 1:38:45.000 And it's because it's. 1:38:47.479 --> 1:38:52.080 See, I don't need all that bannery shit, because at 1:38:52.120 --> 1:38:54.479 the end of the day, it's about who's funny. That's 1:38:54.520 --> 1:38:58.559 why I say you watch my special. If we're talking 1:38:58.600 --> 1:39:03.479 about funny niggas, put's funny up, you understand, don't don't, 1:39:03.840 --> 1:39:06.599 don't judge me. You know the cutest nigga, the nigga 1:39:06.640 --> 1:39:09.519 that this or this, if they are making their money 1:39:09.840 --> 1:39:12.439 and holding the bad ass, the funniest nigga, where is 1:39:12.520 --> 1:39:12.960 they work? 1:39:13.920 --> 1:39:15.080 See, I believe in the work. 1:39:16.200 --> 1:39:19.840 My work speaks for itself and officially it will get 1:39:19.880 --> 1:39:22.200 to where me and if it don't, my pigs know. 1:39:23.400 --> 1:39:25.479 And that's all I need. So I don't live about 1:39:25.560 --> 1:39:29.040 my means, neither me or my one. We don't live 1:39:29.120 --> 1:39:31.679 beyond our means. So I ain't gonna be on no unsung. 1:39:33.520 --> 1:39:39.320 That's a motivation, speaks like a motherfucker motivation, don't know. 1:39:39.760 --> 1:39:45.639 So I'm gonna keep on putting the work out. I see. 1:39:47.080 --> 1:39:47.880 Party in hell later. 1:39:50.200 --> 1:39:53.040 I'm gonna do minds. I'm gonna do it. You see 1:39:53.080 --> 1:39:54.960 what I'm saying. I'm gonna just keep putting the work 1:39:55.000 --> 1:39:58.080 out and put it in. And that's why my next special, 1:39:58.360 --> 1:40:06.080 what's it called the Pullaser Pulitzer, the Pullaser Pulaser, Yes, 1:40:06.280 --> 1:40:14.880 not the Politicer, the political Yeah, that's the best litle 1:40:15.520 --> 1:40:19.000 just being the best book ever of the year and 1:40:19.240 --> 1:40:22.040 is lyrically molesting the ship. 1:40:21.880 --> 1:40:23.759 Called comedy lyrically. 1:40:23.960 --> 1:40:28.080 But let on, I made my first special called Legendary 1:40:28.960 --> 1:40:32.000 just to put the pressure on myself to meet up 1:40:32.000 --> 1:40:36.400 to an expectation, because if it wasn't legendary, my peers 1:40:37.240 --> 1:40:38.439 would have talked about me. 1:40:38.840 --> 1:40:40.880 This nigga should have named that ship booty. 1:40:42.680 --> 1:40:45.719 But can be because the only my only complaint about 1:40:45.760 --> 1:40:47.639 the beautiful special that you made. 1:40:47.720 --> 1:40:51.160 My only complaint was it was to show the same thing. 1:40:51.320 --> 1:40:53.519 But but that's a compliment. 1:40:53.600 --> 1:40:58.400 Actually, no one goes above hour on Netflix special remember 1:40:58.600 --> 1:41:02.559 HBO specials to be our a half two hours is Netflix? 1:41:02.720 --> 1:41:04.280 Is that the deal is like it has to be 1:41:05.120 --> 1:41:05.799 he said earlier. 1:41:05.880 --> 1:41:09.559 I said this standards. I don't need an hour if 1:41:09.600 --> 1:41:12.600 it's about jokes. Put the niggas whole hour up. They 1:41:12.600 --> 1:41:14.360 ain't got thirty seven minutes. 1:41:14.080 --> 1:41:16.280 Of jokes laughter. 1:41:17.960 --> 1:41:25.240 This is non motherfucking concentrated. This is straight. I understand 1:41:25.680 --> 1:41:27.680 all that other bullshit. I don't need to give you 1:41:27.840 --> 1:41:31.720 no hour. These niggas give you an hour of books bullshit. 1:41:33.280 --> 1:41:35.200 It's true. I'm not saying bullshit. 1:41:35.280 --> 1:41:41.240 You know, I'm not just I'm not I'm not. I'm 1:41:41.320 --> 1:41:42.160 not saying this. 1:41:46.160 --> 1:41:53.200 You say, if we're talking about jokes laughter, Yes, that's 1:41:53.240 --> 1:41:54.760 the objective of the job. 1:41:54.880 --> 1:41:56.120 That's why it's called comedy. 1:41:56.280 --> 1:42:03.040 Special. It should be special, long gated, long time without 1:42:03.240 --> 1:42:06.960 not a laugh. Nigga's wrong, just for the sake of 1:42:07.080 --> 1:42:11.479 filling the time, give you thirty seven of it. Keep coming, nigga, 1:42:11.600 --> 1:42:14.840 keep seving. I don't need that hour. Go do something 1:42:14.880 --> 1:42:18.320 else with your twenty three and gave you what you 1:42:18.439 --> 1:42:20.760 needed for the laugh of what it is. I don't 1:42:20.840 --> 1:42:23.920 need an hour of your time to achieve the job 1:42:24.120 --> 1:42:28.240 of you laughing. Fuck this, nigga for an hour, take. 1:42:28.120 --> 1:42:32.240 It up your time. That should be the next. 1:42:36.479 --> 1:42:43.519 It's ludicrous, it's fucking ludicer understand. Don't talking about I'm 1:42:43.600 --> 1:42:48.000 thirty seven. Don't get what you need and gonna leave 1:42:48.120 --> 1:42:50.960 with it. You understand what I'm saying. That's just my prep. 1:42:51.120 --> 1:42:54.240 That's like Dave wrong. That to me, we watched the 1:42:54.280 --> 1:42:55.439 whole special on the right here. 1:42:56.080 --> 1:42:57.920 That's that's that's giddy to you. 1:42:58.080 --> 1:42:58.320 Laugh. 1:42:58.439 --> 1:43:00.240 You had a good time, fulfilled that. 1:43:01.160 --> 1:43:03.080 I don't need an hour of your time for you 1:43:03.200 --> 1:43:03.599 to get. 1:43:03.479 --> 1:43:05.960 It all that great, it's great. It leaves you wanted more. 1:43:06.040 --> 1:43:06.760 That's one hundred percent. 1:43:07.040 --> 1:43:09.720 Yes, and I got another thirty seven for you. But 1:43:10.280 --> 1:43:12.240 I don't need to say you just. 1:43:12.280 --> 1:43:15.439 Give us thirty eight next time. No, I was like 1:43:15.560 --> 1:43:16.080 fifty nine. 1:43:16.160 --> 1:43:18.560 It's like, no, hold on, I just watched it. No, 1:43:20.200 --> 1:43:23.720 fifty nine out the crush because you already accepted that 1:43:23.800 --> 1:43:29.879 nigga for hour quantity. Look it is, I got quality. 1:43:30.439 --> 1:43:33.040 In fact, if you're gonna take the quality, that's on you. 1:43:33.520 --> 1:43:38.479 I'm selling quality and the quality. What I do only 1:43:38.520 --> 1:43:39.679 take thirty seven minutes. 1:43:40.000 --> 1:43:41.400 You can see the time on it right there. 1:43:41.680 --> 1:43:47.720 Yeah. I don't know why thirty seven minutes, And that's 1:43:47.880 --> 1:43:50.040 no disrespect to a nigga with an hour. 1:43:50.360 --> 1:43:54.960 Thirty thirty, eh, but most of these hours is fifty 1:43:55.080 --> 1:43:56.479 ninety nine. 1:43:56.560 --> 1:43:59.040 No, it was thirty seven, Okay, I don't do nothing 1:43:59.080 --> 1:44:03.160 but thirty seven thirty seven, yeah, and got in fulfilled you. Yes, 1:44:04.000 --> 1:44:07.520 what was it? A long course, full course. 1:44:07.400 --> 1:44:09.880 Meal, nigg and we said we're doing the next one 1:44:09.960 --> 1:44:13.479 in Atlanta, in Atlanta, lemon pepper wings everywhere. 1:44:14.080 --> 1:44:21.800 Please please, I asked for it. 1:44:21.960 --> 1:44:22.920 I don't ask for much. 1:44:23.000 --> 1:44:25.960 And you live in California, now, yes, some taxes is real. 1:44:26.439 --> 1:44:27.000 It's a month. 1:44:27.160 --> 1:44:31.320 Yeah, Republic, I'm taking it. But I told you, niggas, 1:44:32.760 --> 1:44:36.719 this motherfucking don't love us. He loved me for where 1:44:36.760 --> 1:44:37.120 I'm at. 1:44:38.160 --> 1:44:38.920 He don't love us. 1:44:39.280 --> 1:44:44.560 Yeah, California is ridiculous, is crazy. I mean, it's so 1:44:44.800 --> 1:44:50.960 fucking ridiculous. Isn't it hard that it's so good? Everything 1:44:51.120 --> 1:44:55.960 is so fucking twenty five dollars? Omelet nigga, what kind 1:44:56.000 --> 1:45:02.880 of eggs you've got? The fussy talking about Nigga at 1:45:02.920 --> 1:45:03.639 the four seasons? 1:45:03.920 --> 1:45:08.720 No Nigga at the waffle, I do won't put the 1:45:08.760 --> 1:45:11.439 place out, Just stop that waffle. 1:45:11.560 --> 1:45:15.599 But yeah, I got another name with I ain't wanna 1:45:15.600 --> 1:45:24.960 fuck them up, but yeah, twenty five dollars, tatous, Yeah, nigga, 1:45:25.439 --> 1:45:29.240 slice of toast. Let's just forget nigga. Fresh juice nine 1:45:29.320 --> 1:45:33.920 dollars nigga. So it's you gotta make that money out 1:45:33.960 --> 1:45:39.680 there players shoot out a vegan fuck No, I mean, 1:45:39.800 --> 1:45:42.920 but I'm chicken and fish. Read me at a loan. 1:45:43.120 --> 1:45:48.040 I mean, had a low nigga prostate? Good fucking holding good. Now, 1:45:48.040 --> 1:45:51.040 I'm gonna check the heart out and take my body 1:45:51.040 --> 1:45:52.280 to shop like it's my car. 1:45:52.479 --> 1:45:54.240 Nigga, I ain't gonna lie. 1:45:54.840 --> 1:45:59.320 Your prostate story is very, very funny, but it's very 1:45:59.520 --> 1:46:03.840 very That's what I love about your comedy is you 1:46:03.880 --> 1:46:07.240 can take a real situation and make it funny, but 1:46:07.360 --> 1:46:10.759 it's still a real situation because it's the truth. 1:46:11.000 --> 1:46:11.200 Man. 1:46:11.720 --> 1:46:13.960 It's did your doctor call you have to see in 1:46:14.000 --> 1:46:14.400 a special? 1:46:14.960 --> 1:46:18.599 Yeah? It was like that was funny. Ship. 1:46:19.479 --> 1:46:21.400 I say, listen, you big thumb nigga. 1:46:25.800 --> 1:46:28.240 Your hours of five? Nine to five? Nigga? What you 1:46:28.400 --> 1:46:28.720 call it? 1:46:29.360 --> 1:46:30.960 Six thirty nigga talking on Joe? 1:46:31.520 --> 1:46:35.360 Yeah, but he's my man, you know, because he told 1:46:35.400 --> 1:46:38.479 me some ship man. The man say, I'm from DC. 1:46:38.720 --> 1:46:41.000 One of mother fuckers give you facts. You have to 1:46:41.080 --> 1:46:43.800 deal with it because I had like spots on my 1:46:43.920 --> 1:46:47.439 mother colon and I wasn't getting it checked like I 1:46:47.560 --> 1:46:50.360 supposed to. He said, you play these games if you 1:46:50.400 --> 1:46:53.800 want to, but it's your colon, nigg not mine, like 1:46:54.680 --> 1:47:03.000 doctor no white yeah yeah, white Jewish Jewish doctor Stein. 1:47:03.120 --> 1:47:07.160 Shout out to you, fakistan Stein. Whenever you got a 1:47:07.200 --> 1:47:09.880 starn in your name, you know, you know you connected? Yeah, 1:47:10.080 --> 1:47:14.560 well you are connected. He was. He was exactly what 1:47:14.800 --> 1:47:17.479 needed to be talked to. Ever since then, this big 1:47:17.560 --> 1:47:21.559 dumb nigga has been in my life and in your 1:47:21.600 --> 1:47:22.280 asshole too. 1:47:25.240 --> 1:47:29.479 Yeah, he's been in there. He't want to make at all. 1:47:31.320 --> 1:47:35.439 We ain't know cheer about a niggai in my ass. 1:47:36.760 --> 1:47:43.280 I don't know what kind of ship your Yeah, but no, 1:47:43.479 --> 1:47:47.720 it was important and U he made me see it. 1:47:48.160 --> 1:47:52.400 Like all he was saying from street wise, it's your life, motherfucker. 1:47:52.560 --> 1:47:54.160 You don't give a fuck about it. I don't given 1:47:54.200 --> 1:47:56.519 about it, but I'm here if you do. And like, 1:47:56.600 --> 1:47:58.599 all right, because every year for your birthday you get 1:47:58.640 --> 1:48:02.040 a physical, physical, cool and everything on. 1:48:02.200 --> 1:48:05.599 And man, I got dermatology, neurologists, I got all them niggas, 1:48:06.920 --> 1:48:09.599 all of them take care of this, man, I mean, 1:48:10.240 --> 1:48:11.720 and I try to tell my people this. 1:48:12.000 --> 1:48:13.800 The least they can do is take care of us. 1:48:14.520 --> 1:48:17.479 Even if you ain't got no healthcare fucking motherfucking medical bill. 1:48:17.880 --> 1:48:21.040 I'm gonna see somebody. You ain't just gonna keep me. 1:48:21.160 --> 1:48:25.520 You ain't gonna put all this ship up, urgent cares, hospitals, 1:48:26.680 --> 1:48:31.000 all this new technology to help people live, nigga, and 1:48:31.120 --> 1:48:33.959 I ain't gonna taken advantage of it. If anybody deserves 1:48:34.000 --> 1:48:37.400 this new technologist us ungrateful bastards. 1:48:37.760 --> 1:48:40.880 Did they dead Obama kad once Obama got out of office? 1:48:41.120 --> 1:48:44.360 No, they ain't never care. They can't stop it because 1:48:45.000 --> 1:48:47.160 all of my fuck Yeah, because all the people tell 1:48:47.240 --> 1:48:49.600 me you go Obamacare. I have to tell you that. 1:48:51.600 --> 1:48:52.240 Supposed to share. 1:48:58.600 --> 1:49:01.280 I got money, got something though, I got that acting 1:49:01.560 --> 1:49:08.400 deals I just joined, so I act the sad sad 1:49:08.680 --> 1:49:12.600 shout out. Stay strong, you striker, you strikers. 1:49:13.320 --> 1:49:18.479 Right writer, what the is up with this? 1:49:18.560 --> 1:49:19.000 Right strike? 1:49:19.680 --> 1:49:21.800 You know I got I'm gonna have a TV these 1:49:21.880 --> 1:49:24.080 nerds not getting I'm gonna have a TV show. So 1:49:24.240 --> 1:49:25.639 of these motherfucker come off strike. 1:49:25.920 --> 1:49:28.920 I mean, they gotta be careful writing ship every time. 1:49:28.840 --> 1:49:31.080 It's my turn, So then come off. I'm a huge 1:49:31.600 --> 1:49:34.360 I swear it's always some fuck in the game. When 1:49:34.439 --> 1:49:37.920 it's when they get to the ease, Nigga, nigga, My 1:49:38.000 --> 1:49:40.400 ship was about to drop. These niggas went on strike. 1:49:42.160 --> 1:49:46.040 Your sick home. I'm gonna have a TV show man, Okay, yeah, man, 1:49:48.520 --> 1:49:50.080 you don't know if it's gonna be. I had a 1:49:50.600 --> 1:49:54.439 deal with CBS, but that didn't work. But just new 1:49:54.479 --> 1:49:57.200 on right here, what's perfect? Nigga telling about everything? Right? 1:49:57.400 --> 1:49:59.519 I had a lot of deals with this motherfucker was 1:49:59.600 --> 1:50:02.080 ready as soon as we're about to announce that. These 1:50:02.160 --> 1:50:05.960 niggas got on the picket line and they want to march, 1:50:06.560 --> 1:50:09.240 they want to mark like someone. Now I'm over this 1:50:09.880 --> 1:50:12.880 like a civil rights leader would have donuts shock, you 1:50:12.960 --> 1:50:14.679 know what I mean? White people eat these mother fucking 1:50:14.720 --> 1:50:20.880 glades donuts and they don't strike, and they strike. But 1:50:21.000 --> 1:50:24.479 I feel them because what are they not getting? Well, 1:50:24.520 --> 1:50:27.760 they want money from what I heard, you know, I 1:50:27.800 --> 1:50:29.680 don't know that all the issues. What do they want? 1:50:29.720 --> 1:50:34.640 They want? They want more money for residual from the 1:50:34.760 --> 1:50:37.120 streaming ship like next Fix and the rest of it. 1:50:37.280 --> 1:50:40.040 You know what, the union ship rappers are going strike? 1:50:40.120 --> 1:50:41.960 Then, I mean, you got a. 1:50:42.040 --> 1:50:46.840 Union strike, let's let's be rapp Let's do a rapper strike. 1:50:47.200 --> 1:50:48.840 Unless you're a union, you can't really strike. 1:50:48.960 --> 1:50:50.719 I want to see. We're gonna make a union drinks. 1:50:52.000 --> 1:50:54.960 If y'all stay together, nigga, I'm gonna kill myself. 1:50:57.560 --> 1:50:59.760 So niggas going strike to stay the other. 1:50:59.880 --> 1:51:05.320 The Lord is coming back to Mallo. Did you hear that, Rappers? 1:51:05.720 --> 1:51:08.479 He said, if y'all stick together. He didn't even say 1:51:09.120 --> 1:51:11.799 if we could do it, He just said to stick together. 1:51:12.080 --> 1:51:15.040 Can we not get this message? We need to stick 1:51:15.120 --> 1:51:16.600 together for. 1:51:16.680 --> 1:51:20.360 You out there. I like you, hopefully you got love 1:51:20.439 --> 1:51:20.640 for me. 1:51:20.960 --> 1:51:23.479 But we need to stick together because y'all if the 1:51:23.600 --> 1:51:28.680 writers can could stick together and strike because they're not 1:51:28.760 --> 1:51:30.360 getting there, we care. 1:51:30.479 --> 1:51:33.320 That's the thing is to unionize. They got representation, we. 1:51:33.360 --> 1:51:36.200 Got jay Z and we got Chuck Jay. 1:51:36.320 --> 1:51:38.240 I need your help. We got Chuck. 1:51:40.520 --> 1:51:42.840 Help me to give money. You don't let me be 1:51:42.960 --> 1:51:44.840 bro Yes, got that. He just wanted two hundred men 1:51:44.920 --> 1:51:45.320 out of house. 1:51:45.720 --> 1:51:46.479 I want to be there. 1:51:46.600 --> 1:51:50.200 I want to I just want them deals the nigga 1:51:50.320 --> 1:51:50.720 pass on. 1:51:55.200 --> 1:51:57.640 I want the motherfucker too little for him? Can I 1:51:57.720 --> 1:52:01.320 get to jay Z? You don't want it? That's the 1:52:01.479 --> 1:52:04.880 motherfucking deals. I want the mother We got this with now, 1:52:05.360 --> 1:52:10.360 ain't the quake. That's the deal. What I'm saying, that's 1:52:10.400 --> 1:52:14.760 the motherfucking deal. I'm looking for nigga. Two hundred men 1:52:14.920 --> 1:52:19.600 for the cree nigga. Please, you won't hear nothing from me. 1:52:20.240 --> 1:52:23.080 I see your success. Now, that's the nigga that brings 1:52:23.120 --> 1:52:24.479 results right there. 1:52:25.400 --> 1:52:27.040 So what's what's in your iPod right now? 1:52:27.120 --> 1:52:27.320 Hype? 1:52:27.600 --> 1:52:28.960 Talking about what you like? 1:52:29.400 --> 1:52:34.960 Man, jay Z Biggie. I'm earth win and fire nigga. 1:52:35.000 --> 1:52:36.720 It all depends on what mood I'm in so I 1:52:36.760 --> 1:52:38.800 can get ready for these young dudes. 1:52:39.640 --> 1:52:42.680 No, man, I mean before I show you that that 1:52:42.760 --> 1:52:43.760 you listen to get your hype. 1:52:44.240 --> 1:52:47.439 I listened to him with my you know, my son 1:52:47.560 --> 1:52:51.800 when he listened to it, you know, like like little 1:52:51.880 --> 1:52:58.559 baby yeah, d C yeah yeah, wall my man, y'all. 1:52:58.760 --> 1:53:02.160 And I wanted to put that pressure on myself because 1:53:02.200 --> 1:53:05.680 I knew what it meant. If you have the arrogancet 1:53:05.720 --> 1:53:09.720 the name your shit legendary, that's fire. 1:53:09.640 --> 1:53:12.240 If you have to put the work behind it. 1:53:12.479 --> 1:53:15.400 So it would have made me get to that level 1:53:15.840 --> 1:53:18.840 that and I know what level that I'm capable of 1:53:19.200 --> 1:53:23.719 that among my peers. I ain't nigga. If you don't 1:53:23.800 --> 1:53:27.519 like it, where is yours? See, you can't criticize me 1:53:27.600 --> 1:53:30.760 if you ain't got nothing. See, that's why I shut 1:53:30.800 --> 1:53:34.040 the nigga down. This ain't the ship. Well who's the ship? 1:53:34.920 --> 1:53:37.160 And where is your ship? Now? You can't use another 1:53:37.240 --> 1:53:40.720 nigga resume to come at me and say, well, Dave, 1:53:40.800 --> 1:53:44.000 shit is better than yours? Well, where's yours? That might 1:53:44.120 --> 1:53:47.439 be true, but where is yours? Because you're speaking for you. 1:53:47.960 --> 1:53:51.519 They ain't speaking for you, So what you You hold 1:53:51.560 --> 1:53:54.759 them accountable, so you sit back and like, where is yours? 1:53:54.840 --> 1:53:57.200 So when you name it legendary you, it's like a 1:53:57.360 --> 1:54:01.160 marker you put out here and say this is where 1:54:01.520 --> 1:54:07.120 I am at. Comedically and your peers was like, crack, 1:54:07.200 --> 1:54:10.240 that's the ship because we all root for you hate us. 1:54:10.280 --> 1:54:12.560 We're trying to find any other way to come. And 1:54:12.680 --> 1:54:15.280 the motherfuckers that know they're not don't supposed to be 1:54:15.400 --> 1:54:19.320 in this circle. I hate on it and refer other 1:54:19.400 --> 1:54:22.320 people's ship when they don't have no shit. So I 1:54:22.479 --> 1:54:24.920 love it right now, and it makes me a better artist, 1:54:25.000 --> 1:54:28.599 to be quite honest with you, because making this next 1:54:29.280 --> 1:54:32.960 special Pulaser, it's gonna be my best work because I 1:54:33.120 --> 1:54:36.160 needed to get to where I'm trying to be, you know, 1:54:36.200 --> 1:54:39.160 what I mean because David producing this as well. Yes 1:54:39.400 --> 1:54:42.440 anything Atlanta, right, I'm a producer in Atlanta. Atlanta, That's 1:54:42.440 --> 1:54:45.839 where I started my comedy career and I left the military. 1:54:45.840 --> 1:54:48.000 I just went to Atlanta, not as a comedian, just 1:54:48.120 --> 1:54:52.880 to get on and because Atlanta's like baby Waconda, Yes 1:54:54.400 --> 1:54:57.800 it's it's I wouldn't be here sitting with y'all if 1:54:57.880 --> 1:55:03.360 it wasn't for Atlanta, because Atlanta supported me harder than 1:55:03.480 --> 1:55:06.840 any other ever in the beginning of my career soul 1:55:06.960 --> 1:55:09.480 Out Ship. I ain't even had to leave Atlanta, but 1:55:09.800 --> 1:55:13.800 I was getting paid in Atlanta like a motherfucker, so 1:55:14.880 --> 1:55:19.000 I couldn't even be this. My staff, my friends, people 1:55:19.040 --> 1:55:23.240 who knows me, who saw me be that nigga and 1:55:23.320 --> 1:55:26.640 see other motherfuckers who got accolades with all it, and 1:55:26.760 --> 1:55:29.480 my friends and people in Atlanta see me do that 1:55:29.640 --> 1:55:33.400 work like he has the same ability he is that 1:55:34.000 --> 1:55:36.520 and they been with me. So my team I got 1:55:36.640 --> 1:55:41.760 ava star. These are people that started my fucking in 1:55:41.840 --> 1:55:45.120 the beginning of my career in my club from waitress 1:55:45.200 --> 1:55:48.800 always to now that handles in my business. And it's 1:55:48.880 --> 1:55:51.200 our turn old. 1:55:51.440 --> 1:55:54.920 Your team, very professional, we see'll pulled up at one 1:55:55.480 --> 1:55:57.959 was already there having like I said, this nigga professional. 1:55:58.120 --> 1:56:01.160 You know what happened was Ava been trying. We've been 1:56:01.320 --> 1:56:05.000 wanting to do this for a while and appreciate that. No, no, 1:56:05.360 --> 1:56:08.560 we this was a high priority. But things that was 1:56:08.680 --> 1:56:11.040 happening and Aby was hitting with your team and the 1:56:11.160 --> 1:56:13.680 old now say how can we do it? That it 1:56:13.840 --> 1:56:15.840 can make? And we was in Temple last night with 1:56:16.000 --> 1:56:17.920 the tour. I wish I knew I would have went 1:56:18.000 --> 1:56:21.520 to that. Yeah it was fire, said it's so fucking funny. 1:56:22.080 --> 1:56:25.440 We need to get some beautiful line said, so it's 1:56:25.440 --> 1:56:28.320 a beautiful line up. My birthday part is tomorrow. And 1:56:28.560 --> 1:56:31.240 I m see saying. I'm saying, you gotta go down there, 1:56:31.320 --> 1:56:35.960 say the real motherfucker. No, say no, said believe me. 1:56:37.080 --> 1:56:39.760 Put when he in this point I can speak, said 1:56:39.840 --> 1:56:41.920 to do it. I said, you gotta go down there 1:56:42.200 --> 1:56:44.840 with the mouth. Yes, yes, man, we have fun. So 1:56:45.000 --> 1:56:51.560 did the edible hit you yet? Yeah? Okay, I'm taking 1:56:51.600 --> 1:56:57.680 a shot. Your shot. We won't keep me lined up. 1:56:57.840 --> 1:57:06.120 Okay, you got me lined up, not to say yeah, 1:57:06.120 --> 1:57:06.760 I'm gonna skip on. 1:57:07.280 --> 1:57:07.600 What was that? 1:57:07.920 --> 1:57:08.600 That's not the same? 1:57:08.680 --> 1:57:13.440 Huh say that shiit just ripped my whole, grip my 1:57:13.520 --> 1:57:14.560 soul through a whole. 1:57:15.280 --> 1:57:17.680 How about how about acting gigs? What's what's your take? 1:57:18.080 --> 1:57:21.280 Do you like enjoy doing films like that? 1:57:22.680 --> 1:57:24.200 It's the hardest ship in the world. 1:57:24.920 --> 1:57:28.840 Factor, Yeah, because does a comedy translate for you when 1:57:28.880 --> 1:57:29.240 you I'm not. 1:57:29.320 --> 1:57:30.640 An actor, I'm a movie star. 1:57:32.080 --> 1:57:32.640 That was hard. 1:57:33.040 --> 1:57:35.200 Damn that was hard. You know what I'm saying. 1:57:35.480 --> 1:57:37.960 I don't need I know because I don't need to 1:57:38.040 --> 1:57:42.000 portray somebody else's image of me. Allow me to do 1:57:42.200 --> 1:57:44.640 what I do, and we can make what we make 1:57:44.840 --> 1:57:48.840 and it'll be profitable. I shouldn't have to conform to 1:57:49.560 --> 1:57:53.840 a writer's perspective of trying to grasp that character when 1:57:53.920 --> 1:57:56.960 you can just take the asses of me and put 1:57:57.000 --> 1:58:01.720 me in a fatistic, ass fucking event and we could 1:58:01.760 --> 1:58:04.960 be funny. What would Chris Rock be if he owned 1:58:04.960 --> 1:58:09.400 a banking this? What was Dave's pair? All great comedians 1:58:10.400 --> 1:58:16.960 has been put in fetitious as circumstances and appel you. 1:58:17.360 --> 1:58:22.560 Eddie Murphy acts of Foley and Eddie Murphy if he 1:58:22.680 --> 1:58:26.240 was a cop in Beverly Hills, right right, right, see 1:58:26.280 --> 1:58:28.960 what I'm saying. Why I gotta come over this motherfucking 1:58:29.040 --> 1:58:32.240 play this. Nigga, put Earthquake in this and we'll do well. 1:58:32.400 --> 1:58:35.840 It shows, Nigga, we're Sutherland six thousand tickets without a 1:58:36.000 --> 1:58:40.720 fucking TV show, fucking hold a person fucking attention for 1:58:40.800 --> 1:58:44.200 an hour. You don't think I can hold their interest 1:58:44.680 --> 1:58:51.040 for hour if you put me around comedic actors with 1:58:51.320 --> 1:58:55.240 a fucking storyline, And why should I have to conform 1:58:55.400 --> 1:58:59.560 to that when I don't do respect, I don't respect. 1:58:59.600 --> 1:59:00.920 Why would that do do that? 1:59:01.280 --> 1:59:04.520 Earthquake would never do this. If you want to capture the. 1:59:04.640 --> 1:59:07.520 Ship, let Earthquake do that way and we'll do that way. 1:59:08.120 --> 1:59:10.440 So it's. 1:59:12.320 --> 1:59:14.880 It's the hardest ship in the world, it really is. 1:59:15.120 --> 1:59:19.560 And no for people to understand your strength and for 1:59:19.640 --> 1:59:23.320 a person that's in a power of decision maker and 1:59:23.440 --> 1:59:24.680 say you shouldn't have. 1:59:24.760 --> 1:59:27.320 To take him through that to get to hear. 1:59:29.160 --> 1:59:31.840 Allow him to do this and we'll be profitable because 1:59:31.840 --> 1:59:34.880 it's all about the money, because it's based on it. 1:59:35.080 --> 1:59:39.280 Was it a hundred million dollar movie or not? Period? 1:59:40.720 --> 1:59:42.920 And you put me in the right ship. We can 1:59:43.000 --> 1:59:45.120 make a hundred million dollars off of. 1:59:45.680 --> 1:59:50.120 The Ladies Movie Channel, the Ladies Movie Lifetime. 1:59:50.680 --> 1:59:52.520 Would you let them do a Lifetime movie on you. 1:59:52.760 --> 1:59:57.840 No, no, understod you know life, none of that ship. 1:59:58.600 --> 2:00:02.960 No you'll do a Netflix movie. No, no, no, we 2:00:03.080 --> 2:00:09.280 don't need to do nothing. I'm good. Wow, I'm just 2:00:09.400 --> 2:00:15.760 wanting everything for me. Ain't for Salem. You don't everybody 2:00:15.880 --> 2:00:19.760 that I hope every body that I touched their life. 2:00:20.040 --> 2:00:23.080 No, I touched their life and that's enough for me. 2:00:24.440 --> 2:00:27.520 What I do have sale for sale is some funny 2:00:27.560 --> 2:00:30.480 ass jokes and funny ass situation and the rest of it. 2:00:31.560 --> 2:00:34.800 That's why you never see on my Instagram who I'm dating, 2:00:35.440 --> 2:00:40.800 family is and is on autobiography. I ain't getting you that. 2:00:42.760 --> 2:00:45.920 That ain't for sale. That boy's changed for what you say. 2:00:45.960 --> 2:00:51.040 You're giving me all that humble and no, no this 2:00:51.240 --> 2:00:57.320 for sale jokes and I'm satisfied for whatever revenue come 2:00:57.400 --> 2:01:00.920 from that. I don't need that actually actually extra and 2:01:01.600 --> 2:01:06.240 because for me, for that extra costs too much and 2:01:06.360 --> 2:01:08.960 I'm not willing to sell for that what comes from it. 2:01:09.280 --> 2:01:12.920 Even if I could take it, my son might can't 2:01:13.000 --> 2:01:15.800 take it, might fuck with his life. 2:01:18.320 --> 2:01:19.560 Now that's real. 2:01:19.720 --> 2:01:23.800 So no, So on Twitter a minute, I asked. 2:01:23.840 --> 2:01:28.000 I said, we got you got you got earthquakes questions 2:01:28.040 --> 2:01:30.840 for earthquake. One of the first things they said was 2:01:31.520 --> 2:01:38.080 his famous divorce. Yes, is that something you want to 2:01:38.120 --> 2:01:41.400 talk about? I talk about it all the time. I mean, 2:01:47.520 --> 2:01:51.840 what happened? Tell us if you want to. I mean, 2:01:54.200 --> 2:01:55.960 because I heard you say you still believe in marriage. 2:01:56.040 --> 2:01:56.840 You just didn't believe. 2:01:56.920 --> 2:02:00.600 I'm about to get married again. Really, okay, found no 2:02:00.720 --> 2:02:07.480 one for me. But it's humbling when you find out 2:02:07.520 --> 2:02:08.400 a person. 2:02:09.160 --> 2:02:09.720 Don't love you. 2:02:10.640 --> 2:02:15.680 It's humbling when you come to a realization. Now, all 2:02:15.760 --> 2:02:19.600 the women you have met in your life, you picked 2:02:19.880 --> 2:02:24.040 the wrong one. And not that she's a bad woman, 2:02:24.200 --> 2:02:26.360 she just ain't right for you. Right. 2:02:26.840 --> 2:02:29.680 You understand how long L got three years? We was 2:02:29.760 --> 2:02:32.480 married for three years. Okay, I knew her for a 2:02:32.640 --> 2:02:43.480 long time. You want to make air No, I mean you. 2:02:44.280 --> 2:02:50.080 You. You sit here and you and you. You try 2:02:50.120 --> 2:02:52.840 to be honest with a person, in any person, and 2:02:53.000 --> 2:02:55.520 I try to be that flaws whatever, because we all 2:02:55.600 --> 2:02:59.240 flawed people. You understand, we're beautiful flawed people, and that 2:02:59.480 --> 2:03:03.240 I am. You try to be honest with them to say, 2:03:03.520 --> 2:03:07.640 for whatever reason, this shit ain't working, and based upon that, 2:03:08.480 --> 2:03:11.160 you should be happy. And why I say that you 2:03:11.360 --> 2:03:13.640 deserve to be with the person you're supposed to be 2:03:13.800 --> 2:03:17.560 with and think that you're everything. Should celebrate you, not 2:03:17.760 --> 2:03:22.320 tolerate you. I say that I should celebrate you, should 2:03:22.640 --> 2:03:25.160 think you're the baddest woman in the world, because that's 2:03:25.200 --> 2:03:27.480 what I thought when I fuck with you. I'm no 2:03:27.640 --> 2:03:34.640 longer there, so instill instead of trying to subsidize you, 2:03:35.440 --> 2:03:38.120 put other motherfuckers on here. I'm mad enough to say 2:03:38.200 --> 2:03:43.800 this is it, and I was victimized. This motherfucker came 2:03:43.880 --> 2:03:48.520 at me at every other way, and that's when I 2:03:48.800 --> 2:03:52.720 came to the conclusion it's the occupational hazard that comes 2:03:52.760 --> 2:03:55.960 along with what we do, and you can't take it personal, 2:03:57.040 --> 2:04:00.800 even if you came with the best intention, and you 2:04:00.960 --> 2:04:04.240 can't retaliate and be that same way because it's no 2:04:04.400 --> 2:04:07.360 reason for you not to be a real nigga, even 2:04:07.440 --> 2:04:09.920 if you fuck it with a motherfucker ain't fuck I 2:04:09.920 --> 2:04:15.480 ain't practicing the same personables that you are. So it 2:04:15.600 --> 2:04:18.360 was the hardest motherfucker time in the world because I 2:04:18.560 --> 2:04:25.520 was raising my son and I was like, how can 2:04:25.640 --> 2:04:31.120 I keep the relationship with him and hope that he 2:04:31.400 --> 2:04:37.200 doesn't believe that he was the reason or whatever situation 2:04:37.760 --> 2:04:42.040 and have resistance because the custodian parent don't have my 2:04:42.200 --> 2:04:48.560 best interests. So at the least she's saying he I 2:04:48.680 --> 2:04:51.440 a At the most she's telling them he's the worst 2:04:51.520 --> 2:04:54.920 nigga in the world. And anything else. You gotta pray 2:04:55.000 --> 2:04:57.320 to God that this motherfucker don't see you that way. 2:04:59.200 --> 2:05:01.360 And it's the hardest in the world. And stand up. 2:05:01.440 --> 2:05:03.800 Gave me that because I was able to articulate that 2:05:04.600 --> 2:05:06.920 and not hold it against it. And I would never 2:05:07.960 --> 2:05:12.920 understand why women don't understand you should always be happy 2:05:14.240 --> 2:05:17.440 if a man comes to you and tell you that 2:05:17.720 --> 2:05:19.960 you are not the woman of his dreams. 2:05:20.760 --> 2:05:24.280 Is that why you felt like Jada Pickett don't love 2:05:24.360 --> 2:05:24.840 Will Smith? 2:05:25.320 --> 2:05:25.520 Yes? 2:05:26.080 --> 2:05:27.840 Do you feel like that's sincerely. 2:05:27.560 --> 2:05:30.640 Because a woman that loves you will never allow you 2:05:31.800 --> 2:05:37.120 to make that catastrophic decision, even if it was for 2:05:37.320 --> 2:05:41.960 her advantage. She would stop here. That's she's ready. 2:05:42.080 --> 2:05:43.920 She kind of like sick them on them. Right, Well, 2:05:45.040 --> 2:05:45.800 I can't say. 2:05:45.640 --> 2:05:48.200 That, but well, let you know, I mean, not only. 2:05:49.760 --> 2:05:51.640 She endorsed it by not stopping it. 2:05:54.360 --> 2:05:58.680 If you have the capability of stopping it and you don't, 2:05:59.120 --> 2:06:00.200 that's indulsed. 2:06:02.720 --> 2:06:05.240 In my humble opinion, and. 2:06:07.800 --> 2:06:11.840 My woman. Those requirements are necessary for you to be 2:06:12.000 --> 2:06:16.919 my woman. You cannot allow me to make a big mistake, 2:06:17.800 --> 2:06:18.400 even if. 2:06:18.360 --> 2:06:21.720 It was righteous in our eyes. 2:06:25.840 --> 2:06:30.240 That's your responsibility as my woman. But that's your female intuition. 2:06:30.880 --> 2:06:34.160 That's the love you have for me, even if it 2:06:34.360 --> 2:06:36.840 was directed to you, it ain't about you. It's the 2:06:36.960 --> 2:06:39.520 totality of the picture of us. 2:06:40.040 --> 2:06:42.640 Because because I heard you say, he actually didn't even 2:06:42.920 --> 2:06:43.760 talk about her hair. 2:06:44.080 --> 2:06:44.879 He just said. 2:06:46.760 --> 2:06:47.800 A Gi Jane joke. 2:06:49.080 --> 2:06:54.960 It was a joke. You're in entertainment, you get bad 2:06:55.240 --> 2:07:02.040 questions about your wife going down the red carpet. You 2:07:02.120 --> 2:07:10.360 done heard worse from established fucking paparazzi in everything while 2:07:10.480 --> 2:07:14.160 him there at the highest level, when you there to 2:07:14.280 --> 2:07:17.200 get your to get your highest art of that never happened. 2:07:17.240 --> 2:07:20.560 You gotta understand this nigga did something no motherfucker ever did. 2:07:20.720 --> 2:07:21.360 He came from a. 2:07:21.520 --> 2:07:25.320 Rapper to a TV star, to a movie star to 2:07:25.480 --> 2:07:31.600 the highest level of fucking acting. You understand, he whipped 2:07:31.680 --> 2:07:34.760 everybody asks from a rapper standpoint, He went through all 2:07:34.840 --> 2:07:38.000 his studying, the all his method act got smashed. All 2:07:38.080 --> 2:07:43.080 that chat from parents. Don't understand, and you're gonna get 2:07:43.160 --> 2:07:45.400 up there and sit this shit. That Denzel couldn't do it. 2:07:45.520 --> 2:07:47.960 All the great actors that did for men before you, 2:07:48.360 --> 2:07:51.280 Sidney Poitier, And you're gonna go over a joke. Nigga, 2:07:51.920 --> 2:07:56.240 nigga please, And if you did. And I get that 2:07:56.400 --> 2:07:59.040 why he did, because that's the love of a man 2:07:59.160 --> 2:08:00.560 for his woman. I get that. 2:08:02.040 --> 2:08:04.040 He has no fault with me. 2:08:04.280 --> 2:08:06.840 I kid it. When you love your woman, I'll kill 2:08:06.880 --> 2:08:09.920 everybody here for mine. Now it might not be the 2:08:10.000 --> 2:08:12.520 right thing to do, cameras here, police there, but that 2:08:12.760 --> 2:08:14.680 is what it is. But your woman, posts say, no, 2:08:15.680 --> 2:08:18.160 that's what I love. Come in. In my humble opinion, 2:08:19.080 --> 2:08:28.280 this person, Well, what if if Will would have did 2:08:28.320 --> 2:08:32.760 that to you, I would hope Ilway did the same 2:08:32.840 --> 2:08:35.920 thing Chris did. Now I've seen what Chris did. I 2:08:36.280 --> 2:08:39.880 took it. But if I didn't know Chris, I would 2:08:39.880 --> 2:08:42.920 have knocked his ass out. And that motherfucker Chris taught 2:08:43.040 --> 2:08:45.760 us what it's supposed to do. See first of all, 2:08:46.360 --> 2:08:49.280 hitting him back for what you've already been punched. You 2:08:49.320 --> 2:08:52.240 can't get the punch back, but you can't the punch 2:08:52.360 --> 2:08:56.280 is done. Now you gotta think it about well, slap 2:08:56.480 --> 2:08:59.040 punch whatever I see if you want't use for a 2:08:59.160 --> 2:09:02.000 nigga that act and that's been done. There's nothing you 2:09:02.120 --> 2:09:04.680 can take that back. Now. You gotta think if you 2:09:04.840 --> 2:09:07.120 like Chris is is a black man for the first 2:09:07.200 --> 2:09:11.440 time ever producing the motherfucker oscars. The whole night is 2:09:11.520 --> 2:09:15.760 on TV, my kids watching. I got my family boo y'all. Plus, 2:09:17.000 --> 2:09:19.560 if I want to go legality with the legal part, 2:09:19.640 --> 2:09:21.960 I can go that way. On to move on, take 2:09:22.000 --> 2:09:25.320 a joke, it's cool on it. He has taught us, 2:09:25.400 --> 2:09:28.480 and I told him that. I said, thank you. Oh, 2:09:28.600 --> 2:09:32.320 I told Chris that, thank you. You'll show me how 2:09:32.360 --> 2:09:34.720 I will handle that now. But if you come up 2:09:34.760 --> 2:09:36.520 that bitch in the club, i'ma fuck you up. It 2:09:36.600 --> 2:09:39.840 got to be at the will stab you with that 2:09:39.960 --> 2:09:41.320 motherfucking Mike's stand. 2:09:43.960 --> 2:09:44.600 Do you think that. 2:09:46.440 --> 2:09:49.000 Since then Comedians was kind of like a target because 2:09:49.480 --> 2:09:51.720 I mean, like, you know, there was people from that 2:09:52.000 --> 2:09:56.560 week it was it was on Instagram of people running 2:09:56.640 --> 2:09:57.320 up on Comedians. 2:09:57.400 --> 2:09:59.760 Then, yeah, was it David? 2:10:00.040 --> 2:10:02.720 It was someone else? It was I think d Ray Davis. 2:10:03.480 --> 2:10:05.840 I was I was on the show with Dave when 2:10:05.880 --> 2:10:09.280 the motherfucker jumped up that nigga was a ninja crazy 2:10:09.440 --> 2:10:11.600 he was so quick. I was standing on the side 2:10:11.640 --> 2:10:13.520 of this thing because we're suposed to be a curtain call, 2:10:14.040 --> 2:10:19.440 and I was standing there that nick came from nowhere. No, 2:10:20.120 --> 2:10:27.240 most comedians can fight. No with some fighting niggas. No, 2:10:27.480 --> 2:10:30.920 most comedians can fight. And me personally, that's what the 2:10:31.000 --> 2:10:33.760 mike stand is for. You run up that bitch. Let 2:10:33.800 --> 2:10:35.640 me see you run up here with this mike standing 2:10:35.800 --> 2:10:40.240 your I'm gonna show you. I'm from Africas, I'm a 2:10:40.360 --> 2:10:43.680 jabb in yours. I swear to God, I wish you 2:10:43.720 --> 2:10:48.080 would come up that bitch. Iwe spear your ass so 2:10:48.280 --> 2:10:51.440 quick with that bitch nigga. Believe me, it's all for 2:10:51.520 --> 2:10:54.240 you to fight me with the mother mike standing in 2:10:54.320 --> 2:11:02.160 your stomach. No real, I sweart for God. Oh do 2:11:02.240 --> 2:11:05.080 you how would you react to someone was I would 2:11:05.120 --> 2:11:08.440 kill him? I mean I would No, I mean I 2:11:08.480 --> 2:11:10.480 don't have that kind of show. And you can tell 2:11:10.600 --> 2:11:16.480 the room well, you know it builds up to that. 2:11:17.200 --> 2:11:17.920 You know what I'm saying. 2:11:18.120 --> 2:11:20.080 You were like, this is motherfucking out and you hope 2:11:20.440 --> 2:11:23.480 security ll start telling motherfucker to shut up because it'll 2:11:23.520 --> 2:11:28.440 be a badgerman back and forth for them, Like for days. 2:11:28.600 --> 2:11:31.440 This nigga just came out of nowhere. So he came 2:11:31.560 --> 2:11:34.080 there for that. There's no way you can protect yourself 2:11:35.200 --> 2:11:38.240 if my father didn't shut him though. Oh I didn't 2:11:38.280 --> 2:11:44.240 see anything, but he wasn't the same. He was not 2:11:44.440 --> 2:11:46.320 the same. I was gonna jump in, but I ain't 2:11:46.360 --> 2:11:50.240 had that kind of money, said, nigga, you can't put 2:11:50.280 --> 2:11:50.920 me in this suit. 2:11:55.080 --> 2:11:58.320 I remember an interviewing day right after that, right right, 2:11:58.800 --> 2:12:05.640 and I remember like his publicists saying to us, well, 2:12:07.080 --> 2:12:09.480 we can't drop it on this day because my attacker. 2:12:09.640 --> 2:12:13.240 They was like the attacker, like they gave the attacker 2:12:13.360 --> 2:12:16.400 too much props, like they were like they were like 2:12:16.560 --> 2:12:20.480 not scheduling, impressed around it. And I was just like, 2:12:20.880 --> 2:12:24.840 fuck the attacker, like like I don't like like like 2:12:25.040 --> 2:12:28.720 the victims get so much props nowadays, like like. 2:12:28.920 --> 2:12:29.760 Not the victims. 2:12:29.840 --> 2:12:33.560 The aggressive, the aggressive aggresses that lose, that becomes the victim. 2:12:34.160 --> 2:12:36.840 Like I just I just remember that. Maybe i'll edit 2:12:36.920 --> 2:12:41.360 this part out. He said the aggressors, Yeah, I feel 2:12:41.400 --> 2:12:46.160 you were, but really he took a yeah, and he 2:12:46.160 --> 2:12:49.480 should he should. He should have got his asked with no. 2:12:49.640 --> 2:12:52.000 He should have. He fucked up a great night that's 2:12:52.040 --> 2:12:55.480 what I've seen on that the motherfucker from Twitter, Musk. 2:12:55.840 --> 2:12:57.960 Taking Chappelle continue to do the show after that. 2:12:59.120 --> 2:13:01.400 No, the show was really over. It was over. 2:13:01.760 --> 2:13:04.560 No, everybody had performed. It was about That's why I 2:13:04.640 --> 2:13:04.880 was up. 2:13:06.120 --> 2:13:10.080 No, he was introducing a couple of because spelled when 2:13:10.120 --> 2:13:11.800 he do his show. Nig you don't know who's gonna 2:13:11.800 --> 2:13:15.600 be on the show now about people jump on rappers 2:13:15.680 --> 2:13:20.360 that that need to put everything. So yeah, Tyler, all 2:13:20.440 --> 2:13:22.360 of them. And then he jumped on No, all them. 2:13:22.800 --> 2:13:27.040 So we was there for the curtain calls and he 2:13:27.240 --> 2:13:29.080 was doing some of the ship and that's when Nigga 2:13:29.160 --> 2:13:31.520 jumped up. But the show was over. The comic aspect 2:13:31.560 --> 2:13:34.160 of it was over. The comedy show was gone. That's 2:13:34.200 --> 2:13:36.680 why I was on the side of the stage. He 2:13:36.840 --> 2:13:42.760 likes he's motherfucker's good. I'm about to talk to Mike. 2:13:44.520 --> 2:13:46.640 Mike is good. They're really good. 2:13:47.800 --> 2:13:49.640 So what's your favorite toy you ever been on? 2:13:52.160 --> 2:13:59.839 Oh, I have to say this one straight chaser, straight jokes, 2:14:00.160 --> 2:14:05.560 No chaser, because we all get along ow of AC work. 2:14:05.600 --> 2:14:07.360 You know this whole time the AC wasn't working out. 2:14:08.360 --> 2:14:11.640 God damn it. We some cool motherfuckers to be cool 2:14:11.640 --> 2:14:16.400 to down. Yeah, we get along, man, just to be 2:14:16.560 --> 2:14:22.120 with said doing what I'm trying to do. Be on 2:14:22.720 --> 2:14:26.680 a major network for six years and go syndicate it. 2:14:26.840 --> 2:14:29.400 I'm telling you, when I get my money, your niggas 2:14:29.400 --> 2:14:31.840 ain't gonna never see me no more. You can tell 2:14:31.920 --> 2:14:36.440 I'm broke because you see me when I get some money. 2:14:36.520 --> 2:14:39.200 Niggers out of here. But said d L. 2:14:41.880 --> 2:14:43.960 Yes, it's the best one right now. 2:14:44.240 --> 2:14:47.840 But because we're all cool and everybody having a good time, 2:14:47.920 --> 2:14:53.440 and we're in arenas and for eighteen thousand people, fourteen thousand, 2:14:53.800 --> 2:14:56.240 it's a beautiful day telling jokes. 2:14:56.640 --> 2:14:57.760 I love that, man, let's make it. 2:14:57.840 --> 2:14:58.720 Yeah, and we love that. 2:15:02.040 --> 2:15:06.320 That energy of that many people laughing at your words 2:15:06.440 --> 2:15:07.560 has to be intoxicating. 2:15:08.080 --> 2:15:11.560 Yeah, but you can't play with them, right see eighteen thousands? 2:15:11.840 --> 2:15:13.880 Well you can, you can. You can. 2:15:14.200 --> 2:15:16.200 You can be freestyle in the club. 2:15:17.800 --> 2:15:22.400 People maybe even twenty five hundred people for eighteen thousand. 2:15:23.680 --> 2:15:26.920 You got to be Do you ever go off the head? 2:15:27.640 --> 2:15:27.840 Yes? 2:15:27.920 --> 2:15:31.720 I do, but it gotta make sense right meaning guay, Yeah, Well, 2:15:32.000 --> 2:15:34.800 sometimes you can lose it. 2:15:35.120 --> 2:15:38.720 You can go a different way and like fuck it artistically, 2:15:39.680 --> 2:15:45.120 you know, it's abstract, like maybe these motherfucker take the 2:15:45.280 --> 2:15:47.880 joke all the way here abstractly. You don't do that 2:15:48.000 --> 2:15:51.400 with eighteen thousand. You stay, stay to the basis of 2:15:51.560 --> 2:15:56.720 the weedy script. Well you yeah, you're oh yeah, you 2:15:57.200 --> 2:16:02.280 you you make that ship in action. You don't eighteen thousand. 2:16:02.360 --> 2:16:04.680 You lose four thousand of niggas, especially the black their 2:16:04.720 --> 2:16:08.840 boodoo ass. No, really, you don't want to lose that. 2:16:09.160 --> 2:16:11.160 You don't play with eighteen because at that point you're 2:16:11.200 --> 2:16:12.840 not working the materials smaller venues. 2:16:12.880 --> 2:16:14.600 You're probably work in material. 2:16:14.440 --> 2:16:17.080 Exactly right, exactly you go with definite. 2:16:17.280 --> 2:16:19.520 You know this right, knock them up? 2:16:19.560 --> 2:16:19.920 Fuck out? 2:16:22.480 --> 2:16:24.400 Let me ask you, because I asked you earlier. Was 2:16:24.440 --> 2:16:28.200 there anybody scared to come on behind you? But has 2:16:28.320 --> 2:16:31.400 you ever been scared to go on behind a serving comedian? 2:16:31.680 --> 2:16:38.520 Shit all the time, like shit, everybody, Bruce Bouce, he's 2:16:38.760 --> 2:16:45.040 some weight too. Yeah, outside looking, Bruce Bru's losing that weight, 2:16:45.160 --> 2:16:49.119 getting in shape. Bruce on there any. 2:16:49.080 --> 2:16:53.440 Competent, all them niggas, that's competent, all of them. 2:16:54.600 --> 2:16:56.160 Listen to me, man, I ain't hear that name. But 2:16:56.360 --> 2:16:59.120 you said though, Bruce Bruce, And after the name Boos. 2:17:00.080 --> 2:17:04.520 There's Jay okay, because he's physical. Okay, I'm gonna jump 2:17:04.600 --> 2:17:08.560 around hit that. We all come back now. You gotta 2:17:08.600 --> 2:17:11.560 be ready for that ship. You around up there and 2:17:11.640 --> 2:17:13.120 just staying there like you're a rapper. 2:17:17.080 --> 2:17:22.920 You've been going that rappers all night? You know what? 2:17:23.959 --> 2:17:27.560 What do you feeling about rappers becoming comedians? I can't 2:17:27.600 --> 2:17:32.600 do it. Niggas. We're the only profession that y'all could 2:17:32.640 --> 2:17:37.920 never come over and dominate having an okay time, Okay, 2:17:41.680 --> 2:17:44.480 he's doing and I'm not knocking my friend. We talk 2:17:44.560 --> 2:17:48.520 all the time. I said, come on, do yes, I 2:17:48.600 --> 2:17:54.280 do talking about dominate. This to be this, nigga, it is, 2:17:55.040 --> 2:18:01.840 it's from God's gifts. This can't be taught. This, this, this, this, 2:18:03.200 --> 2:18:05.280 You don't need a second time to tell a joke. 2:18:05.800 --> 2:18:08.280 It has to be perfect every time it come out. 2:18:09.120 --> 2:18:09.160 This. 2:18:10.840 --> 2:18:14.920 It's nothing that you can You can't teach this. The 2:18:15.080 --> 2:18:18.200 true one is inherent. Is is God put him down 2:18:18.320 --> 2:18:22.920 as this. So if you that that that that God 2:18:23.000 --> 2:18:24.680 bless you. But you will never come over here and 2:18:24.800 --> 2:18:29.480 be this because to be this from there, y'all and 2:18:29.760 --> 2:18:32.680 very few of this. So you don't think no rapp 2:18:32.800 --> 2:18:33.800 up could become a comedian. 2:18:33.840 --> 2:18:36.560 I don't think no other person who ain't a comedian 2:18:36.640 --> 2:18:38.920 could be the You have to be innately a comedians. 2:18:39.280 --> 2:18:43.760 You have to be it. So if you wrapped over 2:18:43.879 --> 2:18:45.800 there and you feel you was that nigga, you would 2:18:45.840 --> 2:18:47.240 never come over here and be that nigga. This is 2:18:48.760 --> 2:18:52.600 I'm good fund it who Jordan? 2:18:52.879 --> 2:19:03.040 Yeah, he did, man about he was hard, that nigga was. 2:19:03.120 --> 2:19:06.640 He didn't even make the main I forgot he was 2:19:06.680 --> 2:19:07.920 in Birdenham Nigga. 2:19:08.000 --> 2:19:09.720 That Nigga was too. 2:19:09.240 --> 2:19:13.560 Money talking about man, he was gobbish Nigga. After think 2:19:13.600 --> 2:19:19.480 he was on the bus at waffle house the Jordan's baseball. 2:19:21.400 --> 2:19:24.280 That Nigga was terrible. That's what the you talking about? 2:19:24.400 --> 2:19:28.199 Nigga drunk. That nigga was hard. 2:19:31.320 --> 2:19:38.840 Yeah, man, I mean he played two sports, is what 2:19:38.920 --> 2:19:42.320 I mean. But I didn't you know what I'm saying. 2:19:42.360 --> 2:19:44.840 I said, I'm not saying you can't play in our field. 2:19:44.959 --> 2:19:46.200 He said, master it. 2:19:46.520 --> 2:19:50.600 He I'm saying dominated to be the main to be 2:19:51.800 --> 2:19:54.280 saying it's never a rapper that of course it's no 2:19:54.600 --> 2:20:00.280 other professional rapper, basketball player, actor. So you you know. 2:20:01.920 --> 2:20:06.480 Right now because take on comedy, no if you to 2:20:06.720 --> 2:20:11.520 me to dominate us. To be a comedian, let me 2:20:11.600 --> 2:20:16.560 tell you. You must be a comedian. There is that 2:20:16.800 --> 2:20:19.760 you to dominate. You must be a commit and we 2:20:19.800 --> 2:20:20.480 can smell you. 2:20:21.320 --> 2:20:24.880 We can see. Somebody wrote that we could see that nigga, 2:20:24.959 --> 2:20:28.320 that is not you. We can see nigga. You're not 2:20:28.520 --> 2:20:30.440 talking about what you experience. 2:20:31.480 --> 2:20:31.520 You. 2:20:31.800 --> 2:20:34.280 We can tell like right now, nigga, that ain't to 2:20:34.280 --> 2:20:38.600 You'll never beat me coming from a position of who 2:20:38.720 --> 2:20:40.680 I am. Nigga that make it in front of it. 2:20:41.000 --> 2:20:42.800 You ain't never been to the desk where it is. 2:20:42.959 --> 2:20:46.040 That's what it takes to be at that point. We 2:20:46.160 --> 2:20:48.160 look at you say you got a good act, but 2:20:48.240 --> 2:20:50.560 should never be at that table with real comedians. Nigga, 2:20:50.560 --> 2:20:56.080 You a hack, Your motherfucking hack. You understand. But isn't 2:20:56.120 --> 2:20:58.080 that what the kind of said about Dave Chapelle. They 2:20:58.080 --> 2:21:02.160 said that Chapelle the white, of course, and he should have. 2:21:04.480 --> 2:21:08.560 I wish I was over there could have been a start. 2:21:12.520 --> 2:21:14.720 If you drilling for old nigga, why wouldn't you go 2:21:14.800 --> 2:21:18.760 to Texas? I'm the nigga over this drilling for all 2:21:19.000 --> 2:21:24.199 in d C. Ain't no all in d C. Fuck, 2:21:24.240 --> 2:21:26.200 You're gonna hold this nigga because he's smart enough to 2:21:26.280 --> 2:21:29.720 know the decision makers. Damn, we're gonna get his ship. 2:21:30.920 --> 2:21:33.920 The question is is he or is he not? Funny? 2:21:33.959 --> 2:21:35.040 And you know he is? 2:21:35.800 --> 2:21:39.280 Fuck what pattern or what way he got there? He 2:21:39.440 --> 2:21:43.080 went that way? Mines, Wasn't that motherfucking way? Yo? 2:21:43.560 --> 2:21:46.280 And I have nothing against it. I don't. 2:21:46.440 --> 2:21:49.400 I swear I wouldn't change it in the world. I 2:21:49.440 --> 2:21:50.760 wouldn't change it if I could. 2:21:51.480 --> 2:21:53.560 I couldn't you ever watch I felt? 2:21:54.320 --> 2:21:54.520 Yes? 2:21:55.040 --> 2:21:59.760 Do you realize that was a whole You can't talk 2:22:00.080 --> 2:22:01.560 like that a white woman. 2:22:04.160 --> 2:22:07.200 Trying to funk around all of them stuff. It was 2:22:07.240 --> 2:22:12.000 a good, wholesome white woman. You won't be every episode 2:22:12.040 --> 2:22:14.080 is he had a new dude? I know what? 2:22:15.080 --> 2:22:17.320 I wonder when she was gonna get to the ease. 2:22:17.800 --> 2:22:23.160 She went through every she ful to yeh, she can't. 2:22:24.560 --> 2:22:29.680 Jerry ain't even tell me. I thought I thought me 2:22:29.760 --> 2:22:33.040 and Jerry was tight. Shamless plug. 2:22:33.160 --> 2:22:36.520 I'm in this new movie called Unfrosted on next Flix. 2:22:36.640 --> 2:22:38.680 See I knew it Netflix? 2:22:38.920 --> 2:22:39.640 Next like it? 2:22:40.000 --> 2:22:40.440 Next Flick? 2:22:40.520 --> 2:22:41.560 I like that cam d. 2:22:43.040 --> 2:22:44.480 Yeah, yeah, I want. 2:22:46.080 --> 2:22:50.720 I keep sucking it out. Okay, Damn, you know the 2:22:50.800 --> 2:22:54.880 drink police so you I got side Felt new movie, Yes, 2:22:55.400 --> 2:22:59.040 rosted about that matter. Yeah, he got me some air 2:22:59.080 --> 2:23:03.280 Force one. I thought I had him on, but but 2:23:03.520 --> 2:23:06.400 I had him on last night. Yeah, he saw my 2:23:06.480 --> 2:23:09.520 specially like you did. And he was filming this movie 2:23:09.640 --> 2:23:11.400 and he was like, I need to put you in 2:23:11.480 --> 2:23:14.360 my movie. And so he made me. He made a 2:23:14.879 --> 2:23:18.640 cameo for me, and it's called Unfrosted Jerry type of 2:23:18.640 --> 2:23:21.760 ship Jerry Seinfeld. How did they come up with Potts? 2:23:23.040 --> 2:23:25.680 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, pots you know you 2:23:26.720 --> 2:23:32.440 back in the back. Yeah, damn is it for now? 2:23:34.000 --> 2:23:35.200 It's just one of them, I see it. 2:23:36.640 --> 2:23:37.520 She went back to one. 2:23:37.800 --> 2:23:40.560 She went back to one, and I get my son. 2:23:41.680 --> 2:23:42.280 I like you. 2:23:45.640 --> 2:24:04.879 You, Yeah, what's your favorite place to perform? Like, whenever 2:24:04.920 --> 2:24:06.640 you get an offer from here, you don't give a 2:24:06.680 --> 2:24:09.760 fuck if it's big money, little money, medium money, you like, 2:24:09.879 --> 2:24:10.840 I love to go there. 2:24:11.000 --> 2:24:12.879 I ain't gonna lie to you. If the money right, 2:24:13.000 --> 2:24:15.640 they got the money got to be right, Well, no 2:24:16.040 --> 2:24:18.400 they got if they got the money. Man, I'm there. 2:24:19.000 --> 2:24:23.440 I mean favorite places because you know favorite places. You 2:24:24.160 --> 2:24:26.240 only make your favorite because you know somebody in that 2:24:26.400 --> 2:24:30.240 city that you can see, like me, for me to perform. 2:24:31.040 --> 2:24:35.440 Philadelphia and Connecticut can get me cheap all the time, right, 2:24:37.440 --> 2:24:42.280 But no, I get them. I get you know, so 2:24:42.440 --> 2:24:45.480 much love, so much love to come out that I 2:24:45.520 --> 2:24:47.840 will never turn down decent. 2:24:47.879 --> 2:24:49.040 It's worth more than money for you. 2:24:49.120 --> 2:24:50.880 It's worth more than money because I feel like an 2:24:50.959 --> 2:24:52.439 artist when I'm in Philadelphia. 2:24:52.560 --> 2:24:54.440 You feel appreciated. They tell you the truth. 2:24:54.520 --> 2:24:58.920 I'm no. He comfortable with just getting compensated based upon 2:24:59.080 --> 2:25:04.200 his art, and that's clear. I'm not there. Yeah, you correct. 2:25:04.520 --> 2:25:07.840 I rather have a great understand you understand. No, but see, no, 2:25:08.160 --> 2:25:11.480 he's it's a mentality. I'm still in the work of 2:25:11.560 --> 2:25:14.680 man's mentality. You understand this is what I need to 2:25:14.720 --> 2:25:17.640 be compensated for my right man, I want to get 2:25:17.720 --> 2:25:21.240 to where he is. Favorite place or do you have 2:25:21.360 --> 2:25:26.720 a fav No, I mean everywhere I go, it's there 2:25:26.840 --> 2:25:30.760 here to see me man, and I got placed. Well, 2:25:30.920 --> 2:25:34.119 d C is where I'm from, Atlanta is the birthplace 2:25:34.320 --> 2:25:38.000 of my talent. Those are some bold but everywhere I 2:25:38.160 --> 2:25:41.360 go they give me the love is and I have 2:25:41.520 --> 2:25:42.440 fans off of it. 2:25:42.959 --> 2:25:47.160 But my mentality ain't that way. You know, certain place 2:25:47.400 --> 2:25:49.080 or there's symbolic with it. 2:25:49.680 --> 2:25:52.279 I haven't got to that point yet because I always 2:25:52.320 --> 2:25:53.800 been behind on my mortgage, so. 2:25:55.800 --> 2:25:59.640 It's been at my fucking job. Understand, you know what 2:25:59.640 --> 2:26:00.000 I'm saying. 2:26:00.400 --> 2:26:03.000 We're going to here and it pays to give him 2:26:03.000 --> 2:26:05.680 a great show, and they love me and I love them, 2:26:05.800 --> 2:26:07.640 you know what I mean. I haven't been able to 2:26:07.720 --> 2:26:11.200 get to that comfortability that I can just love it 2:26:11.640 --> 2:26:14.840 just for the art, and I'm looking forward to that. Really, 2:26:14.920 --> 2:26:17.280 I am Nigga to the point that I want to 2:26:17.320 --> 2:26:19.720 go down here because they just love me and shit 2:26:19.800 --> 2:26:23.800 off and they that way. I just no, Nigga, I 2:26:23.879 --> 2:26:24.160 want to. 2:26:24.160 --> 2:26:24.920 Get to that point. 2:26:25.760 --> 2:26:30.480 It's a workman's mentality once you you I tell comedians 2:26:30.480 --> 2:26:34.640 all the time and you this this is a blessing, 2:26:34.720 --> 2:26:37.240 but it's still as an occupation. You got to work 2:26:37.320 --> 2:26:37.520 at it. 2:26:37.680 --> 2:26:37.840 Man. 2:26:38.040 --> 2:26:41.080 You can't sit around here and take this ship for 2:26:41.240 --> 2:26:45.120 granted because Nigga fan only blows when you're hot, and 2:26:45.280 --> 2:26:46.920 you got to stay hot. Nigga. 2:26:47.080 --> 2:26:47.840 That was crazy. 2:26:47.879 --> 2:26:49.760 You want to sit around here, take this love and 2:26:49.840 --> 2:26:52.400 you want to Nigga fucking around. Had four people out 2:26:52.440 --> 2:26:58.240 here better walking that bitch, and they understand. Nigga. You 2:26:58.320 --> 2:27:01.000 old them. You know what I'm stand because they blowing. 2:27:01.200 --> 2:27:02.240 In Germany too, like. 2:27:05.560 --> 2:27:07.280 They can get me for uh. 2:27:08.720 --> 2:27:09.360 A discount? 2:27:09.879 --> 2:27:13.000 Not really because really because I gotta already be out 2:27:13.040 --> 2:27:18.360 there like you. I love it now. I mean, Dave 2:27:18.480 --> 2:27:22.879 and and Chris took me out there and it was beautiful, man. 2:27:24.840 --> 2:27:31.800 I went to We went to London, we wanted to Amsterdam. 2:27:33.440 --> 2:27:40.120 We went uh Paris, we went to uh We're a motherfucker, 2:27:40.280 --> 2:27:45.600 the white dudes that perform uh cold Play. Yeah, we 2:27:45.760 --> 2:27:50.640 performed at the O two Arena. It was beautiful, man, 2:27:51.440 --> 2:27:54.520 and just the cities. Motherfucker saw me because I looked 2:27:54.520 --> 2:27:56.600 out in the crowd and then nobody looked like me, 2:27:57.360 --> 2:28:01.160 oh yeah, And I was like, okay, did that worry that? 2:28:01.280 --> 2:28:01.680 The jokes? 2:28:03.800 --> 2:28:04.800 See what you have to do? 2:28:05.959 --> 2:28:06.360 You know what? 2:28:06.840 --> 2:28:09.520 The truth of the matter is, you have to be 2:28:09.720 --> 2:28:15.000 you if you sit here and try to reach them, 2:28:15.280 --> 2:28:19.440 trying to it to them. 2:28:20.360 --> 2:28:22.560 Yeah they're here for you. 2:28:23.400 --> 2:28:26.120 Well, they here for him. You're just trying to get 2:28:26.240 --> 2:28:29.400 them to say we love him too, and make them 2:28:29.440 --> 2:28:31.959 a part of your coalition, you know what I mean. 2:28:32.720 --> 2:28:36.720 I mean, I couldn't have never sold eighteen nineteen thousand 2:28:36.840 --> 2:28:39.879 motherfuckers in Europe. So they don't even know I'm gonna 2:28:39.959 --> 2:28:44.200 shut my job is. Let's take the advantage of this 2:28:44.720 --> 2:28:47.960 opportunity that they have given me to make some of 2:28:48.000 --> 2:28:51.720 these motherfuckers an earthquake fan. But I tell comedians all 2:28:51.760 --> 2:28:54.600 the time, don't worry about who the number one comedians 2:28:56.280 --> 2:28:59.480 or the second best comedian The third, fourth, eight niggas 2:28:59.520 --> 2:29:02.440 fifty two week said, Yeah, these niggas can't be everywhere. 2:29:03.720 --> 2:29:06.000 So if they're in Atlanta this week, Kevin and the 2:29:06.080 --> 2:29:08.560 Wine this week, they gonna need comedy next week. Come 2:29:08.600 --> 2:29:11.080 to next week. The nigga can't be in Atlanta for 2:29:11.160 --> 2:29:16.520 fifty two weeks. Think he won't. He opened up and 2:29:16.720 --> 2:29:20.360 have people to come see the ship he's doing and 2:29:20.480 --> 2:29:22.640 then put your version on it and you too can 2:29:22.680 --> 2:29:23.440 get paid off. 2:29:24.080 --> 2:29:25.640 He showed there's a market. 2:29:25.400 --> 2:29:27.880 For it, and that's what I was doing over in you. 2:29:28.440 --> 2:29:31.240 They put me on and man, it was the best 2:29:31.320 --> 2:29:32.040 fifteen minutes. 2:29:32.080 --> 2:29:36.959 I had a great time. But private jets, Yeah. 2:29:38.600 --> 2:29:42.119 That nigga got private jets and everything. Hold on yourself 2:29:43.400 --> 2:29:46.160 on a private jet. I was like, God, damn, that's 2:29:46.200 --> 2:29:47.560 what I got to get next though. 2:29:50.560 --> 2:29:52.520 Who call him me from Puerto Rico picking up? 2:29:52.560 --> 2:29:52.680 Man? 2:29:52.720 --> 2:29:53.080 This Porto. 2:29:53.160 --> 2:29:55.400 Ain't picking up ship, pick it up. It might be 2:29:55.800 --> 2:29:59.440 it might be that it might be daddy Yankee. Hey, hey, 2:29:59.480 --> 2:30:03.320 that'd be a MI tempted to pick it up. Man, 2:30:03.879 --> 2:30:06.160 pick it up, pick it up. If it's a bill 2:30:06.200 --> 2:30:10.160 collect you should have picked get the We make my party. 2:30:11.080 --> 2:30:13.760 You gotta party tonight, No tomorrow, tomorrow. 2:30:13.800 --> 2:30:15.039 We're back in. 2:30:16.760 --> 2:30:16.920 L A. 2:30:17.720 --> 2:30:19.640 Everybody's coming. I hope you could come, but. 2:30:19.720 --> 2:30:22.480 You don't fly. How you're gonna tell me right now? Well, 2:30:23.000 --> 2:30:29.360 you know, I just well I just mentioned today I 2:30:29.440 --> 2:30:32.880 didn't have your n I couldn't steal it out my 2:30:33.040 --> 2:30:39.360 eyes to pull it out my ass. I would love you. 2:30:40.680 --> 2:30:43.440 I'm trying to speak to you because because I heard 2:30:43.520 --> 2:30:45.360 that you ordered mcallum. 2:30:45.920 --> 2:30:46.120 Yeah. 2:30:46.240 --> 2:30:48.200 So what I wanted to bring was Pappy van Winkle. 2:30:48.440 --> 2:30:50.560 So I was trying to get your number. 2:30:50.360 --> 2:30:50.800 To see. 2:30:53.400 --> 2:30:57.720 A big comedians cigar. I got cigar. Yeah. 2:30:57.920 --> 2:31:00.520 So I was trying to get text with you. 2:31:00.879 --> 2:31:02.560 But then I rolled up here and I seen she 2:31:02.640 --> 2:31:03.879 was already here, and I was. 2:31:03.879 --> 2:31:06.640 Like, oh, Ship, I said, amazing. Should I go over there? 2:31:06.680 --> 2:31:09.520 Ask him now? Then I didn't know if you was eating. 2:31:09.720 --> 2:31:11.600 I didn't want to bother you. No, we're good. 2:31:11.879 --> 2:31:13.760 I was like, yeah, but but yeah, I wanted to 2:31:13.800 --> 2:31:17.800 bring the pappy because I heard you a cigar smoking. 2:31:17.840 --> 2:31:19.080 I see what kind of cigar is that? 2:31:19.440 --> 2:31:24.360 Well? I just used this as a prop. Okay, no, 2:31:24.560 --> 2:31:31.360 really like I got no, I got bronchidess nigga, I 2:31:31.480 --> 2:31:38.000 s whew, I don't smoke no more, nigga animal. I 2:31:38.200 --> 2:31:40.760 just I used it as a problem. Niggas be giving 2:31:40.800 --> 2:31:43.000 it to me. I don't want to like, no, nigga, 2:31:44.560 --> 2:31:48.120 we both thought it was lit. No, I tell it, 2:31:48.200 --> 2:31:49.880 get hard. I don't funk with it. 2:31:50.320 --> 2:31:51.360 But this is the most I do. 2:31:53.080 --> 2:31:53.120 No. 2:31:54.000 --> 2:31:55.720 What is bronchus. 2:31:56.800 --> 2:31:59.959 Infection of your lungs when you let smoke going definitely, 2:32:00.720 --> 2:32:01.640 so you can't smoke. 2:32:02.240 --> 2:32:05.560 So you know, I stopped it. I was like, fuck that. 2:32:06.280 --> 2:32:09.360 So edibles came out. So this is how I get 2:32:09.440 --> 2:32:09.840 my weed. 2:32:11.080 --> 2:32:14.599 So yeah, I'm gonna eat theseus. 2:32:16.200 --> 2:32:17.280 Another one. That's three? 2:32:18.640 --> 2:32:19.040 That's three? 2:32:20.080 --> 2:32:21.120 How many is that for him? 2:32:21.160 --> 2:32:21.320 Three? 2:32:21.920 --> 2:32:23.560 That he had the other edibles that he had already. 2:32:23.680 --> 2:32:25.920 That was he had, he had his own, he had 2:32:25.959 --> 2:32:27.840 his own ship, and he had his own This is 2:32:27.879 --> 2:32:28.760 my birthday week. 2:32:28.879 --> 2:32:30.320 I leave tonight. 2:32:31.000 --> 2:32:38.879 Birthday, Yeah, thank you? Birthday week? Yeah? Seven fly back 2:32:38.920 --> 2:32:41.800 GLA having a party. Everybody gonna be at my joint. 2:32:41.920 --> 2:32:44.200 Man minutes before the party. 2:32:44.320 --> 2:32:47.560 Man, god, damn you got it, nigga, he said, you 2:32:47.680 --> 2:32:51.600 got the you know you got it if you wanted 2:32:51.680 --> 2:32:54.280 to be there, don't you. I gotta do this appointments 2:32:54.280 --> 2:32:56.520 of n we got call edit the next day. I 2:32:56.680 --> 2:32:57.000 got it. 2:32:57.480 --> 2:32:58.280 Definitely went out. 2:32:58.800 --> 2:32:59.840 I'm we go. 2:33:00.160 --> 2:33:05.240 Oh, we're being Saint Louis on the twenty eighth, twenty eighth. Okay, 2:33:05.320 --> 2:33:08.440 in twenty wedding is a Saint Louis. If y'all want 2:33:08.440 --> 2:33:09.800 to come up there, I got you to take care 2:33:09.800 --> 2:33:14.000 of me, said D L D C. Y'all, and we 2:33:14.080 --> 2:33:15.840 don't have a good time. And you know, we kick 2:33:15.920 --> 2:33:18.360 it with saying, you know my boys said make the 2:33:18.400 --> 2:33:23.200 twenty eighth, twenty eight, ye, and I let's see it. Yeah, 2:33:23.840 --> 2:33:28.680 now don't be there, oh because you know, you know, 2:33:29.400 --> 2:33:33.119 saying from the Loup. Yes he's from Saint Louis, Yeah, 2:33:33.440 --> 2:33:34.560 he's from there. Yeah. 2:33:35.040 --> 2:33:37.920 So damn yeah, I think I'm gonna do it. I 2:33:37.959 --> 2:33:40.040 think I'm gonna do it. And wa Kwan is getting married. 2:33:40.240 --> 2:33:42.039 Congratulations thirtieth man. 2:33:42.600 --> 2:33:45.160 Congratulations, that's waiting on. 2:33:49.720 --> 2:33:51.640 The reason why I can't do the thirty first. Remember 2:33:51.720 --> 2:33:53.879 if we had something on the thirty first. Yeah, because 2:33:53.879 --> 2:33:56.840 I'm gonna be in Sugar game. Bro, we gotta here. 2:33:57.000 --> 2:34:03.200 We schedule it. Yeah, ran out of Atlanta's uh this week, 2:34:03.560 --> 2:34:06.600 but we do. I' I'm finally doing wild now. 2:34:06.720 --> 2:34:09.879 But whatever. But that's dope. Yeah, that's the reason why. 2:34:09.959 --> 2:34:12.800 Because what days that we're gonna hit all this album? 2:34:12.840 --> 2:34:18.120 What days? Oh it's Friday, this Friday. Yeah, dope in Atlanta, 2:34:18.280 --> 2:34:18.840 in Atlanta. 2:34:19.840 --> 2:34:23.600 But uh yeah, man, I think I think rappers getting 2:34:23.600 --> 2:34:24.360 married is dope. 2:34:25.440 --> 2:34:28.960 I mean yeah, I mean what that shouldn't be extraordinary? 2:34:29.520 --> 2:34:31.360 No, because you know, for a long time, you know, 2:34:31.800 --> 2:34:36.960 we talk about whoores and and bitches and now very 2:34:37.120 --> 2:34:42.119 old rappers. No, I mean most of us, ninety four 2:34:42.240 --> 2:34:48.039 percent of us. Yes, and I've been married sixteen I've 2:34:48.040 --> 2:34:51.039 been married. No, I've been married twelve years, but I've been. 2:34:51.120 --> 2:34:52.119 Wait, sixteen years. 2:34:52.240 --> 2:34:55.960 Yeah, congrats, real niggashn take a shot for me, Take 2:34:55.959 --> 2:34:56.400 a shot for. 2:34:56.400 --> 2:35:01.000 Me, shot for that. This nigga pick the number one 2:35:01.120 --> 2:35:07.920 bit and they got his draft picks. You got a plan, 2:35:08.200 --> 2:35:12.720 you said, you get married again? Yes, mm hmmm, he said, 2:35:13.560 --> 2:35:17.880 take this shot. You know, the world. I need to 2:35:17.920 --> 2:35:24.280 hear about your new marriage. Oh as much as you're 2:35:24.280 --> 2:35:38.000 comfortable with No, No, I'm comfortable. I mean difference maker. 2:35:38.800 --> 2:35:39.160 Mm hmm. 2:35:42.480 --> 2:35:54.080 Can coexist with me, but for the least makes me 2:35:54.200 --> 2:35:57.000 a better man. And these are not just words. 2:35:57.600 --> 2:36:04.640 It's come on, guys, Why two three and fuck y'all? 2:36:09.400 --> 2:36:15.640 No, Because I'm a result oriented type dude. You know 2:36:15.680 --> 2:36:16.040 what I mean. 2:36:16.240 --> 2:36:17.360 It's the results on it. 2:36:17.520 --> 2:36:25.520 I believe in that. You know, Like when my previous relationship, 2:36:25.600 --> 2:36:28.200 I used to say, if I meet you and I 2:36:28.320 --> 2:36:31.880 got five million dollars and we break up and I 2:36:31.959 --> 2:36:34.960 got seventy five million dollars, I owe you thirty seven. 2:36:36.040 --> 2:36:38.480 But if I meet you and I got five million dollars, 2:36:39.360 --> 2:36:41.400 I break up with you and I still got five 2:36:41.480 --> 2:36:43.959 million dollars. Oh you ship. 2:36:45.720 --> 2:36:48.240 We didn't prosper. That's a good mask. 2:36:49.080 --> 2:36:52.400 No, it wasn't a different it wasn't a difference maker. 2:36:53.840 --> 2:37:01.360 No fault in you. We did not exceed our expectations. Businesses, 2:37:01.600 --> 2:37:04.040 it's bottom line of results, Oregon. It's how you go 2:37:04.280 --> 2:37:07.920 show me your results. Fuck what you say all of me. 2:37:08.000 --> 2:37:11.280 I'm a bad motherfucker on this this. Okay, how do 2:37:11.560 --> 2:37:17.000 you equate to it's better, That's what I'm talking about. 2:37:18.160 --> 2:37:20.920 I'm sorry, I'm not a nigga that's value pussy the 2:37:21.000 --> 2:37:21.880 way other niggas do. 2:37:22.720 --> 2:37:24.640 Fucking you does not make me a better man. 2:37:26.879 --> 2:37:30.880 It doesn't, It does not, It never have and it 2:37:30.959 --> 2:37:33.760 never will. So I need more than that. Show me 2:37:33.959 --> 2:37:36.920 how you're gonna help me to get here and to 2:37:37.040 --> 2:37:43.400 answer your question. She has and there's nothing that I 2:37:43.560 --> 2:37:48.080 had anything to do with. And that's when you know 2:37:48.440 --> 2:37:54.680 there's a difference. And the record speaks for itself. I'm 2:37:54.680 --> 2:37:59.240 gonna get one together. Three years three years. I mean 2:37:59.440 --> 2:38:03.680 I met her eight years ago. Try to get her. 2:38:03.920 --> 2:38:09.480 She didn't take the bait, you know, I try to. 2:38:10.080 --> 2:38:13.400 You know how I was, But how did you meet? 2:38:13.840 --> 2:38:16.880 Hit it with some jokes? No, I was let me 2:38:17.480 --> 2:38:20.280 let me take you to dinner. It was laid out 2:38:20.320 --> 2:38:20.840 to the club. 2:38:22.120 --> 2:38:27.560 And if you live in La, you know about La. 2:38:27.800 --> 2:38:29.800 They have two restaurants. One of them is in the 2:38:29.959 --> 2:38:32.040 Valley and one of them is at the Beverly Center. 2:38:32.520 --> 2:38:34.160 And I said, let me take you to dinner in 2:38:34.240 --> 2:38:38.840 the same restaurant. What is it? What's the name of 2:38:38.920 --> 2:38:43.040 that motherfucker? The mall? Yeah, the mall. It was right there. 2:38:43.160 --> 2:38:46.000 It was. Motherfuckers went there all the time. Skipped my 2:38:46.120 --> 2:38:48.760 mind the name of But the one I wanted her 2:38:48.840 --> 2:38:50.560 to go to was the one that was close to 2:38:50.680 --> 2:38:53.520 our house in the valley. Yeah, So I said, let's 2:38:53.560 --> 2:38:55.840 go to that one. She's like, no, we can go 2:38:55.920 --> 2:38:59.680 to the one that's Jerry's Deli. Jerry, that's my ship. Yeah, 2:38:59.760 --> 2:39:01.959 Jerry Mary Delly. They got one at the Beverly Center, 2:39:02.240 --> 2:39:05.119 and they got one in Studio City. I got one 2:39:05.240 --> 2:39:08.360 in Studio I lived there Studio City. So I said, 2:39:08.440 --> 2:39:10.920 let's go to eat. She's like, yeah, I go out 2:39:10.959 --> 2:39:13.120 to eat. What you were talking? I said, let's go 2:39:13.600 --> 2:39:15.879 to Jerry's Dell and she says sure. She said they 2:39:15.959 --> 2:39:18.800 went on Bellley down like nah, Studio City said, nah, 2:39:18.920 --> 2:39:21.920 nigga is one right down the street. So I try 2:39:21.959 --> 2:39:23.400 to get her, she'd be like she wasn't hearing it. 2:39:23.600 --> 2:39:28.520 So eight years later, but you did go to Jerry's 2:39:28.560 --> 2:39:31.119 Deli in the center. Huh. You did go to Jerry's 2:39:31.120 --> 2:39:33.800 Deli at the Beverly Center. Nah, you went to one 2:39:33.840 --> 2:39:36.160 in the valley. We didn't go to eat, period. 2:39:36.400 --> 2:39:39.120 I didn't go to eat. No turkey and cheese, no, huh. 2:39:39.360 --> 2:39:40.879 No, man, she ain't want to go where I want 2:39:40.959 --> 2:39:44.600 to go. No Pole, So how the hell did this happen? Then? Well, 2:39:44.760 --> 2:39:46.880 I just say, let me get your number. I'll call 2:39:46.959 --> 2:39:51.600 you later. Because my goal I'm gonna feed you. But 2:39:51.680 --> 2:39:53.600 I'm gonna feed you. I want you to eat and 2:39:53.760 --> 2:39:56.520 not going to Roscos. Well, if that what you want, 2:39:56.560 --> 2:40:00.880 if Roscoe's in my house or you want to go 2:40:00.920 --> 2:40:02.960 to you want to eat the restaurants in your house. 2:40:03.280 --> 2:40:04.520 If I'm trying to get you to my. 2:40:09.879 --> 2:40:12.640 Genius, if I'm trying to sleep with you, I'm gonna 2:40:12.800 --> 2:40:17.160 feed you near my house, okay. 2:40:17.280 --> 2:40:20.720 And then if you walk down with restaurants and it 2:40:20.840 --> 2:40:24.920 was a Jerry's near my No, I know where it's opened. 2:40:24.959 --> 2:40:25.760 That near my house? 2:40:25.920 --> 2:40:30.920 Okay, is there mister Charles house? Yeah, okay, mister Charles, 2:40:30.959 --> 2:40:32.400 about fifteen minutes from my house? 2:40:32.680 --> 2:40:33.480 You got the time? 2:40:33.840 --> 2:40:35.800 Okay? There? All right? Ah? 2:40:37.040 --> 2:40:38.320 Is there a Noble near your house? 2:40:39.840 --> 2:40:39.880 No? 2:40:39.920 --> 2:40:42.400 It was about nine minutes you want. 2:40:43.640 --> 2:40:44.959 That's it. That's what I'm saying. 2:40:45.120 --> 2:40:47.680 I have no more for the questions about there, but 2:40:47.840 --> 2:40:50.920 that let you know she won't be I won't see you. 2:40:51.680 --> 2:40:53.440 I said you thought you won't be with me. She 2:40:53.480 --> 2:40:54.960 ain't won't be with me like that, and then I 2:40:55.040 --> 2:40:58.480 respect that. So, so what restaurant did you actually your 2:40:58.560 --> 2:40:59.400 first date was on? 2:40:59.920 --> 2:41:04.960 Was that? No? Our first date was like eight years later, 2:41:06.120 --> 2:41:10.800 years later. Yeah, oh you could wait. No, he played 2:41:11.440 --> 2:41:16.240 chess like a motherfucker. You want somebody that want you. 2:41:16.560 --> 2:41:21.720 So you you say, I'm doing this show, blah blah blah, 2:41:22.240 --> 2:41:25.520 come out and see it. She came out of show, 2:41:26.320 --> 2:41:28.240 She's like, all right, let's hang out. Said I can't. 2:41:28.280 --> 2:41:32.800 I have to leave, said hello to her, and we 2:41:32.959 --> 2:41:36.240 was all kicking. Then the pandemic hit, so I stopped. 2:41:36.440 --> 2:41:40.039 You know, I had nothing but time, So we started 2:41:40.120 --> 2:41:41.160 kicking and we was good. 2:41:41.440 --> 2:41:43.039 Oh so y'all together during the pandemic. 2:41:43.280 --> 2:41:46.360 Yeah, that's where it all happened, during the pandemic. Yeah, 2:41:46.360 --> 2:41:50.520 that's what That's what relationships was testing well because. 2:41:50.320 --> 2:41:51.600 You started to hate the motherfucker. 2:41:52.000 --> 2:41:56.360 Yeah, that's true if you're with the wrong but you 2:41:56.560 --> 2:41:59.840 also get to define if this really is the motherfucker 2:41:59.840 --> 2:42:02.359 you want to be with. Because you see other ships 2:42:02.680 --> 2:42:06.160 occupying your time. It's been given a waiver to this motherfucker. 2:42:06.560 --> 2:42:10.039 Now you have nothing but isolated time with you and her, 2:42:10.360 --> 2:42:12.880 and you get to as a real man, especially if 2:42:12.920 --> 2:42:18.039 your for your fifth you get to evaluate what exactly 2:42:18.200 --> 2:42:22.040 you got. She can't she can't hide none of those flaws. 2:42:22.240 --> 2:42:25.920 Always say, it's only three ways a nood person to 2:42:26.000 --> 2:42:29.959 go to jail with them, jail, to go on toward them, 2:42:30.440 --> 2:42:32.200 that live with them. 2:42:32.720 --> 2:42:33.560 It's all like jail. 2:42:34.200 --> 2:42:38.800 It's all the same, same, all the same, different restrictions. Motherfucker, 2:42:38.879 --> 2:42:41.640 you're gonna learn you didn't like this motherfucker a lie 2:42:42.200 --> 2:42:44.840 because you're gonna see them alive. You go to jail 2:42:44.879 --> 2:42:47.400 with him. There's nothing more that you can do but 2:42:47.560 --> 2:42:51.000 judge him, because that's all you gotta do. That's all 2:42:51.040 --> 2:42:51.520 you gotta do. 2:42:52.080 --> 2:42:54.200 And then if you live with a motherfucker, it's the 2:42:54.320 --> 2:42:57.040 same exact thing. So you you will know that person 2:42:57.200 --> 2:42:59.880 within two weeks, but in two weeks. If you don't 2:43:00.080 --> 2:43:02.160 know them within two weeks, it's because you blind like 2:43:02.200 --> 2:43:05.039 a motherfucker. You are acting Stevie Wonder because everyone knows 2:43:05.040 --> 2:43:06.000 Stevie wanted to see. 2:43:06.400 --> 2:43:11.240 Everyone knows Stevie wanted to see. Yeah, right, not listen, man, Steve, 2:43:11.280 --> 2:43:13.520 I believe he can see true story. 2:43:14.240 --> 2:43:16.880 Two weeks ago. Oh shit, this is the reason. No, 2:43:17.000 --> 2:43:18.400 this's two weeks ago. It's true story. 2:43:19.200 --> 2:43:21.920 I walked by and me and Stevie won his friends, 2:43:22.440 --> 2:43:26.120 and I passed him and I ain't see him. People like, 2:43:26.240 --> 2:43:29.640 thank you, that's Steve Wonder. I said, oh, man missed out. 2:43:29.640 --> 2:43:31.920 I ain't saying what too? My name? Steve won't look 2:43:31.959 --> 2:43:34.280 at me. Nigga, he's just gonna pass me. I saw you. 2:43:41.560 --> 2:43:42.720 He didn't say he smelled you. 2:43:43.040 --> 2:43:45.600 No, that nigga said, I saw you. You're just gonna pass. 2:43:45.760 --> 2:43:50.240 They up. I said, I said, that's fucked up. Stevie 2:43:50.360 --> 2:43:57.800 saw me and I ain't see him. I said that, nigga, 2:43:58.000 --> 2:44:02.320 what kind of life I'm living? Stevie so me and him, 2:44:02.520 --> 2:44:03.280 Oh my god. 2:44:03.959 --> 2:44:06.560 The story that was told, no shot not to shock. 2:44:06.600 --> 2:44:07.600 But the other one is better. 2:44:08.080 --> 2:44:13.039 What the one about crossing the street? That was brother brothers. 2:44:13.560 --> 2:44:15.480 They see Stevie wanted to cross in the street. 2:44:17.720 --> 2:44:21.840 Somebody gonna get that nigger and run across the street. 2:44:22.120 --> 2:44:28.120 Stevie was crossing the street, but Steve listening, Steve would 2:44:29.000 --> 2:44:32.640 ste I'm gonna talk to Stevie. Come to my club. 2:44:33.080 --> 2:44:37.520 We do Tuesday night and in l A is called 2:44:38.000 --> 2:44:43.119 comedy comedy Chateau. That's where it's located called Earthquake and Friends, 2:44:43.440 --> 2:44:44.640 and Stevie. 2:44:44.320 --> 2:44:48.520 Comes there every Tues. And he told his first joke 2:44:48.680 --> 2:44:49.520 last Tuesday. 2:44:49.800 --> 2:44:50.360 Oh ship. 2:44:50.520 --> 2:44:52.840 So I'm gonna tell him like I'm gonna tell saying, 2:44:52.920 --> 2:44:53.959 I'm putting on my life. 2:44:54.080 --> 2:44:58.960 Please, y'all got you gotta go down there and came up. Yeah, 2:44:59.400 --> 2:45:06.400 I'm gonna tell you gotta went to I'm gonna say 2:45:06.520 --> 2:45:08.160 please say you gotta do it. 2:45:09.040 --> 2:45:11.720 Now we know you got the internet, because we all 2:45:11.760 --> 2:45:14.080 got the internet. Are you seeing what's going on with 2:45:14.200 --> 2:45:15.920 DJ Envy and Rick Ross? 2:45:17.200 --> 2:45:17.400 Yeah? 2:45:17.600 --> 2:45:20.600 Man, I'm gonna take a pistol. You're talking about this. 2:45:23.760 --> 2:45:25.280 I'm a different kind of dude though. 2:45:26.120 --> 2:45:29.720 I don't get it. I just don't get it from 2:45:29.840 --> 2:45:33.520 Rick Ross, Park and DJ Mvy the same thing. Man, 2:45:37.040 --> 2:45:39.960 you got a problem with me, call me, you know me, 2:45:40.160 --> 2:45:44.000 I know you. You understand all this back and forth 2:45:44.120 --> 2:45:46.840 on it. So it can't be we upset with each other. 2:45:47.280 --> 2:45:50.039 So that means we can have a conversation. And if 2:45:50.520 --> 2:45:53.600 if it is that we upset with each other, that's 2:45:53.640 --> 2:45:58.080 when I'm totally out the game. So I don't play fight, right, 2:45:59.120 --> 2:46:02.120 I don't. It's either real fight or no fight or 2:46:02.200 --> 2:46:04.400 no fight at all you understand what I'm saying. You 2:46:04.520 --> 2:46:07.480 an enemy or you not nigga? What we're doing now, 2:46:07.480 --> 2:46:10.120 I gotta contemplate. Do I need to take you off 2:46:10.320 --> 2:46:15.920 this motherfucker protect my family? What we're doing. You see 2:46:15.920 --> 2:46:18.120 what I'm saying. So I don't want to understand it, 2:46:18.879 --> 2:46:23.279 especially to establish motherfuckers. If it's a problem, what's the problem? 2:46:23.840 --> 2:46:25.880 Like I just me and you right now? If I 2:46:26.000 --> 2:46:29.680 ever heard I call you a squake? What's up? 2:46:29.760 --> 2:46:29.920 Man? 2:46:30.000 --> 2:46:32.760 We were good? What's up there? Tell me what? And 2:46:32.879 --> 2:46:34.920 a man enough to say, I'm sorry. If you've seen 2:46:35.000 --> 2:46:38.240 that and I apologize, you will never have that problem 2:46:38.280 --> 2:46:41.000 for me again. Brouh And I think I hope me 2:46:41.040 --> 2:46:42.879 and you are still cool. If you say you don't 2:46:42.879 --> 2:46:45.280 want to fuck with you no more, it's cool because 2:46:45.280 --> 2:46:48.200 the world is big enough that it doesn't determine me 2:46:48.280 --> 2:46:52.280 and you getting along. You ain't Russia, I ain't the 2:46:52.480 --> 2:46:56.560 United States, you understand. But what I'm saying is it 2:46:56.680 --> 2:47:02.120 doesn't determine the existence of man that's not depend on 2:47:02.360 --> 2:47:04.400 me and you getting along. And the world is big 2:47:04.600 --> 2:47:07.200 enough that I can go live somewhere else that I 2:47:07.240 --> 2:47:10.600 don't give a fuck what you do. And I'm still 2:47:10.760 --> 2:47:13.240 good with it. That's why I just don't understand it. 2:47:13.600 --> 2:47:17.480 From G to G, call that nigga, Call that nigga 2:47:17.560 --> 2:47:20.600 up here? What is this all this yapping because you 2:47:20.680 --> 2:47:24.400 ain't both went through fall. No, what I'm saying is, Nigga, 2:47:24.440 --> 2:47:28.360 you know it ain't no consequences to the yapping because 2:47:28.400 --> 2:47:31.600 none of you niggas, if you're smart enough, willing to 2:47:31.680 --> 2:47:35.400 pay the costs to lose everything to end what it 2:47:35.600 --> 2:47:39.840 is man the man. So while we're talking about it, right, 2:47:41.040 --> 2:47:44.680 I don't hate you enough more than I love myself. 2:47:46.720 --> 2:47:49.800 I don't hate you enough more than I love myself. 2:47:49.879 --> 2:47:52.199 So nigga, I'm not doing that time fucking with you. Nigga, 2:47:52.200 --> 2:47:55.480 i'a let you go. And that's why it's just disappointed, 2:47:55.560 --> 2:47:59.000 especially at that level. And we have to teach these 2:47:59.120 --> 2:48:02.840 young niggas that we have to and if they see 2:48:02.879 --> 2:48:08.360 the top niggas few nover whatever it is, it don't 2:48:08.360 --> 2:48:10.920 bring no resolution to the rest of the motherfuckers on 2:48:11.040 --> 2:48:13.039 how it is period. 2:48:13.280 --> 2:48:14.920 And that's just my humble opinion. 2:48:15.560 --> 2:48:18.440 And it's really over a car show. I don't give 2:48:18.480 --> 2:48:23.720 a fuck. It was over a bitch over we as 2:48:24.760 --> 2:48:29.760 stars as leaders on it because that's the truth, because 2:48:29.800 --> 2:48:32.600 you ain't gonna pay that price what it is to 2:48:32.720 --> 2:48:35.200 do it. If me and you have beef right here, 2:48:36.280 --> 2:48:40.640 motherfuckers don't fight no more. I haven't met a nigga 2:48:40.720 --> 2:48:43.800 yet that can take an ass with it. Usually a 2:48:43.879 --> 2:48:45.800 nigga take an ass with you as a better man. 2:48:46.080 --> 2:48:48.920 We're good, but we have respect and move on. These 2:48:49.000 --> 2:48:51.360 niggas can't take it no more. So, nigga, now I 2:48:51.440 --> 2:48:59.520 got to take you out. Not because I'm afraid of you. 2:48:59.800 --> 2:49:02.680 I'm afraid of that you're not going to take the 2:49:02.840 --> 2:49:05.680 results of me. I'm a better man when you can't 2:49:05.720 --> 2:49:06.880 physically fucking with me. 2:49:06.959 --> 2:49:08.800 And I can't take losses anymore. 2:49:08.920 --> 2:49:10.760 Can't take a al. They can't. 2:49:12.120 --> 2:49:14.000 Exactly can't take a al. 2:49:14.480 --> 2:49:16.879 So now we're dealing with a term of niggas can't 2:49:16.920 --> 2:49:17.520 take a al. 2:49:17.920 --> 2:49:20.120 I got to go ahead and eliminate because I mean 2:49:20.200 --> 2:49:21.280 and finish to both of them. 2:49:22.360 --> 2:49:25.120 They could have both body stopped from the beginning, like 2:49:25.320 --> 2:49:29.600 you know, I feel like I feel like you know again, 2:49:29.920 --> 2:49:32.360 we have respect for them both. And they started on 2:49:32.600 --> 2:49:35.080 drink chaps, which sucks that it started. 2:49:34.840 --> 2:49:35.360 On drink chap. 2:49:35.400 --> 2:49:38.080 But but but I didn't feel like Ross stay the truth, 2:49:38.160 --> 2:49:41.400 and I thought it was just my friends and Ross 2:49:41.520 --> 2:49:44.039 my friend. But when when Ross said it, I didn't 2:49:44.040 --> 2:49:46.320 feel like Ross was being out of the line. I 2:49:46.360 --> 2:49:50.280 feel like Ross was just saying like competitive, and I 2:49:50.320 --> 2:49:51.840 felt like Envy, you know. 2:49:52.000 --> 2:49:54.960 Responded as as he as he should he's supposed to. 2:49:55.879 --> 2:50:00.440 And I feel like when Envy said, Charlomage, would you 2:50:00.560 --> 2:50:02.000 let your daughters. 2:50:03.320 --> 2:50:05.160 Sleep in the house with Eddie Murphy? 2:50:05.480 --> 2:50:08.320 And although he was talking about Charlotte Maine's daughters, I 2:50:08.400 --> 2:50:10.480 felt like Rick Ross took it like he said, you. 2:50:10.560 --> 2:50:11.720 Was talking about my daughter. 2:50:12.160 --> 2:50:15.400 So that's when the thing kind of like spiral her 2:50:15.480 --> 2:50:18.600 out of control. And in my opinion, I could be 2:50:18.680 --> 2:50:20.240 wrong as well, you know what I mean. I could 2:50:20.240 --> 2:50:22.080 be wrong, but this is how I see it. And 2:50:22.800 --> 2:50:25.520 they just kept going and just kept going. But I humbly, 2:50:25.959 --> 2:50:29.000 you know, if you guys are listening to this show, 2:50:29.080 --> 2:50:32.000 listening to this podcast, please brothers. You guys are way 2:50:32.040 --> 2:50:33.920 too important. I think if one of y'alls to pick 2:50:34.000 --> 2:50:36.200 up the phone speak to each other and. 2:50:36.280 --> 2:50:38.520 Too much of an example the other fuck out. 2:50:38.840 --> 2:50:41.680 We love y'all both, and everyone's gonna go to both 2:50:41.680 --> 2:50:42.520 of your car shows. 2:50:42.720 --> 2:50:44.240 We're not gonna pick. We're gonna go to both of 2:50:44.280 --> 2:50:47.040 your car shows. So I'm glad I ain't got them 2:50:47.160 --> 2:50:56.680 kind of cars, and keep them coming, just make fun 2:50:56.760 --> 2:51:01.080 of it. I want no cars. We no right niggas 2:51:01.080 --> 2:51:04.240 in the nineteen fifty. I won't be that slightly though. 2:51:06.560 --> 2:51:09.880 You couldn't even be adding no diner. You couldn't even 2:51:09.879 --> 2:51:12.119 get a slice of pie. Fuck you need a fifty 2:51:12.200 --> 2:51:15.279 two shaffy. You couldn't even ride that bitch down the street. 2:51:16.160 --> 2:51:16.560 Crazy. 2:51:16.640 --> 2:51:19.320 You're not in the old school cars, No man, I'm 2:51:19.360 --> 2:51:21.480 not a car dude player. I'm just fucking with him. 2:51:21.520 --> 2:51:25.600 My friends are Anthony Anderson. They're saying, is my boy 2:51:25.760 --> 2:51:28.680 Maurice says they got them old cars and they put 2:51:28.800 --> 2:51:31.920 money into them because the old car. I don't own 2:51:31.959 --> 2:51:34.520 an old car. I don't want nothing old but money. 2:51:34.920 --> 2:51:37.480 I want this year or last year. 2:51:37.560 --> 2:51:37.840 That's it. 2:51:38.480 --> 2:51:38.959 That's right. 2:51:39.360 --> 2:51:40.240 I'm a least. 2:51:40.120 --> 2:51:42.320 Niggau three years. 2:51:42.400 --> 2:51:47.000 Come get these bitches. No, I'm a financer, No nigga, 2:51:47.040 --> 2:51:51.480 that's a bad finance. I'm probably maybaxo sir. Yeah, but 2:51:51.600 --> 2:51:54.480 that doesn't matter. You're still financing, still losing money, man, 2:51:55.080 --> 2:51:56.720 I got the mayback. I'm trying to sell it. 2:51:56.840 --> 2:51:59.400 Let me tell you something. I ain't losing money, sir, 2:51:59.800 --> 2:52:00.840 I don't. 2:52:00.680 --> 2:52:05.760 Know the baby should going up? Okay, nigga, let me 2:52:06.120 --> 2:52:07.080 let me look at my ship. 2:52:07.360 --> 2:52:09.960 Yeah, it going up. Like I ain't gonna lie to you. 2:52:10.080 --> 2:52:12.320 My ship. My account had to call me and say, 2:52:12.400 --> 2:52:17.800 nigga could move right out. I saw that. Yeah. 2:52:17.879 --> 2:52:20.640 Yeah, So that's how you know it's real. 2:52:20.840 --> 2:52:23.679 Your account, say, man, and my watches. 2:52:23.480 --> 2:52:26.560 All every one of my watches, watches, Dude, I'm gonna 2:52:26.560 --> 2:52:28.080 watch do every one of my watches? 2:52:28.520 --> 2:52:31.040 Like he is how you know I'm ill? 2:52:31.400 --> 2:52:33.959 My account is telling me what what watch you think 2:52:34.040 --> 2:52:34.600 I should buy? 2:52:35.160 --> 2:52:39.880 Okay, okay, I promise you because like a lot of 2:52:39.920 --> 2:52:41.160 people are investing in stock. 2:52:41.800 --> 2:52:45.600 But gold is so up right now. Every piece of gold. 2:52:45.440 --> 2:52:47.360 That I bought has triples. 2:52:48.320 --> 2:52:50.119 So I bought a piece of gold for twenty six 2:52:50.200 --> 2:52:53.960 thousand that is worth sixty eight thousand right now that 2:52:54.120 --> 2:53:02.080 niggas as nigga, my good jewelers are calling listen, this 2:53:02.160 --> 2:53:04.680 is how bad it is. The jewelers are calling me 2:53:05.200 --> 2:53:07.240 to buy the ship back. They're like, you cannot buy 2:53:07.320 --> 2:53:16.880 that back from you. So he's saying, Jamie Pizza, Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, 2:53:19.600 --> 2:53:20.240 I'm funking up. 2:53:25.160 --> 2:53:26.840 I don't know who the called me from Moto Rico 2:53:28.879 --> 2:53:41.560 and it's four four Yankee pick up then man boys, 2:53:42.080 --> 2:53:47.200 But listen to spadest music. No got ship over here? 2:53:50.800 --> 2:53:51.400 Everything the. 2:53:54.000 --> 2:53:58.599 Yankee No, Jake Obbins. 2:53:58.280 --> 2:53:59.800 I'm primitive like a motherfucker. 2:54:01.320 --> 2:54:04.280 You ever been to Columbia? No? 2:54:05.520 --> 2:54:08.279 But what did you randomly pick? I looked at has. 2:54:10.480 --> 2:54:12.840 I ain't been none of that. A lot of a 2:54:12.920 --> 2:54:16.320 lot of a lot of what. 2:54:16.879 --> 2:54:19.080 But a lot of people go to Columbia now. 2:54:21.000 --> 2:54:22.959 For all the wrong reason, for all the wrong. 2:54:23.760 --> 2:54:25.959 If you marry, you cannot go to Columbia by yourself. 2:54:25.959 --> 2:54:29.360 If youbot get married, listen, you're gonna suck your ship up. 2:54:29.959 --> 2:54:31.000 Do not go to Columbia. 2:54:31.080 --> 2:54:37.480 I ain't leaving that hill. No mind, she invested. 2:54:38.680 --> 2:54:39.840 The hen take your wife there. 2:54:41.200 --> 2:54:44.800 They want to go to medic Jean and Median is beautiful. 2:54:44.840 --> 2:54:45.160 I love. 2:54:45.640 --> 2:54:48.360 They want to go to Meda Jane. Yeah, medi Yan 2:54:48.560 --> 2:54:49.680 is beautiful. It's beautiful. 2:54:49.959 --> 2:54:52.720 Poblo basketball town and the Hookahs is twelve off. 2:54:53.080 --> 2:54:55.720 No, don't don't listen to No, don't listen to him. 2:54:55.720 --> 2:54:59.800 Man disrespectful to people may ying, well, the hooks is twelve. 2:54:59.840 --> 2:55:02.520 I well, first of all, they're not twelve dollars, but no. 2:55:02.840 --> 2:55:08.240 Yea day they twelve dollars twenty five. 2:55:09.280 --> 2:55:15.240 Okay, my bad, No, no, listen, shout out to dollars 2:55:15.320 --> 2:55:15.800 on America. 2:55:15.840 --> 2:55:18.480 Place, beautiful place America. It's like Miami in a valley. 2:55:18.640 --> 2:55:21.160 That's still that's that's tweout dollars in my mind. 2:55:21.840 --> 2:55:25.560 Same ship. He thinking about going Columbia. You better stop yeah. 2:55:26.840 --> 2:55:27.520 From saying I. 2:55:29.560 --> 2:55:31.200 Go to Colombia, go to the border. 2:55:31.240 --> 2:55:34.760 We gotta show and I gotta save a little baby, 2:55:36.440 --> 2:55:38.840 save a little bit people going out there to get 2:55:38.840 --> 2:55:39.520 their team done. 2:55:39.959 --> 2:55:42.480 I gotta I'll just get forty dollar hookers. 2:55:42.520 --> 2:55:45.560 I'm telling you come up with Yeah, the baby needs me. 2:55:48.400 --> 2:55:51.120 She's a quake fan. I'm trying to see how I 2:55:51.160 --> 2:55:54.240 can get there without her because she packed soon as 2:55:54.520 --> 2:55:57.440 motherfucker Miami. 2:55:57.640 --> 2:56:00.360 I'm going you need to bring please bring the tour 2:56:00.400 --> 2:56:01.720 down in Miami the next time, y'all. 2:56:02.640 --> 2:56:08.119 We all man, But I'm once I get this TV show, yo. Yeah, 2:56:08.400 --> 2:56:12.600 that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do TV shows, 2:56:12.600 --> 2:56:16.160 the TV show about Can you tell us? No? I 2:56:16.320 --> 2:56:22.640 can't because strike man. 2:56:24.600 --> 2:56:26.119 What is the family like family. 2:56:26.280 --> 2:56:27.480 No, it's the. 2:56:27.560 --> 2:56:33.200 Perfect ship for me. And it's don't wanner brothers. I 2:56:33.240 --> 2:56:35.039 don't say that brothers. 2:56:35.720 --> 2:56:42.680 Okay, I want to brother's partner. Damn. Hell yeah. 2:56:42.920 --> 2:56:45.240 And so you finger popping ship in the TV show. 2:56:46.280 --> 2:56:51.240 No man, it's a be an earthquake. It was intitious world. 2:56:52.240 --> 2:56:55.039 And it's the first time that this one got a shot, 2:56:55.280 --> 2:56:57.600 you know, because you know it's a process. First you 2:56:57.640 --> 2:57:00.080 got to get the show. Then you gotta get it 2:57:00.200 --> 2:57:02.800 on it. They ain't got to stay on it. They 2:57:02.800 --> 2:57:06.959 ain't got to you know. It's it's it's it's a ride. 2:57:07.080 --> 2:57:11.360 But no, I had to deal. We signed the deal 2:57:11.400 --> 2:57:15.760 and then they went on strike. Did you get the advance? No, damn, 2:57:17.800 --> 2:57:20.560 the money ain't com't nothing. Strike stops everything. 2:57:20.879 --> 2:57:21.560 Strike strike. 2:57:22.000 --> 2:57:24.520 You don't want to get you because you don't want 2:57:24.520 --> 2:57:26.560 to announce. You have the show and your partner. 2:57:26.720 --> 2:57:30.360 Crime is your showrunner that showed the right hand man 2:57:30.440 --> 2:57:33.520 and he out there on labor strike. You don't want 2:57:33.520 --> 2:57:38.920 to be on there. So I'm just holding on. So 2:57:39.120 --> 2:57:42.359 soon as he make his deal and they get together 2:57:42.800 --> 2:57:47.120 and we don't get it done after you have to 2:57:47.160 --> 2:57:49.199 set a special in their ass I'll be straight. 2:57:50.200 --> 2:57:52.520 You can't strike with them because then they they know 2:57:52.840 --> 2:57:58.520 because I'm not a writer, but I can support you 2:57:58.640 --> 2:57:59.280 from the crib. 2:58:01.320 --> 2:58:04.680 You know what I'm saying. You go, I feel you. 2:58:06.080 --> 2:58:08.760 But nigga, Now, I'm not in a position to make 2:58:08.840 --> 2:58:10.480 any white man upset. 2:58:12.160 --> 2:58:13.840 I need all of them to be my friend. 2:58:15.680 --> 2:58:20.080 Now, as a friend of Dave Chappelle, one of the most. 2:58:21.360 --> 2:58:24.320 Catastrophic I want to say things is when he walked 2:58:24.320 --> 2:58:26.560 away from like fifty six million or fifty seven. 2:58:26.720 --> 2:58:35.040 Yeah, that nigga got strength. Tell y'all, nigga like that. 2:58:35.280 --> 2:58:44.840 I went him fifty six soul, then a nigga. 2:58:44.640 --> 2:58:47.720 Strong, and he made it triple over. He believed it. 2:58:48.800 --> 2:58:51.560 But I swear to dollars he got fifty six nigga. 2:58:51.720 --> 2:58:54.320 But essentially, when you first heard that that he turned down, 2:58:55.480 --> 2:59:03.760 what did you think they they got faith? No, I mean, 2:59:04.240 --> 2:59:06.960 I mean he believed in this principles and what it is. 2:59:07.240 --> 2:59:12.560 And that's one thing about comedians, true comedians. They the 2:59:12.720 --> 2:59:16.080 money is just an atherthought. You know what I mean. 2:59:16.120 --> 2:59:20.600 If you make anything like you said, you treated me well, 2:59:21.080 --> 2:59:24.720 and I'm gonna go there. I'm supposed to get this 2:59:24.840 --> 2:59:26.960 amount of money. But I do it for this because 2:59:27.080 --> 2:59:30.720 everything was so good. That's who were Comedians is. But 2:59:30.920 --> 2:59:31.360 if you. 2:59:33.080 --> 2:59:36.640 Exploreding us and we feel we being explored it. 2:59:36.760 --> 2:59:40.680 There is no money you can give us that we 2:59:40.840 --> 2:59:43.040 would do it because we know, at the end of 2:59:43.080 --> 2:59:47.160 the day were compromising who we are and it's going 2:59:47.240 --> 2:59:49.760 to show up on your stand up. He could never 2:59:49.920 --> 2:59:53.960 be the motherfucker that he is today had he accepted that, 2:59:54.640 --> 2:59:58.400 because it was compromised everything he is. If it's thought patterns, 2:59:58.800 --> 3:00:01.440 how he coming to the to the jokes he's doing 3:00:01.640 --> 3:00:04.960 right now, he couldn't never fought everything else because he 3:00:05.120 --> 3:00:10.440 already took the motherfucking bed early with Comedy Central. And 3:00:10.600 --> 3:00:13.760 that's what people don't understand. So when I saw him 3:00:14.000 --> 3:00:18.040 do it, I was like, yeah, he's to he is 3:00:18.200 --> 3:00:22.039 that dude thought was take a shot for that. It's 3:00:22.080 --> 3:00:24.640 Friday from Solo. Cheers, Cheers. 3:00:27.320 --> 3:00:29.160 I ain't gonna lie. I didn't think he was gonna 3:00:29.240 --> 3:00:32.199 drink to you. Yeah, I tell you he drinking. 3:00:35.320 --> 3:00:40.480 Down down, nigga. You hear about me here, But I 3:00:40.560 --> 3:00:41.440 didn't know. I didn't know. 3:00:41.959 --> 3:00:46.920 No, man, I find like this for the gun, I find. 3:00:49.280 --> 3:00:52.600 I don't know drink this is. 3:00:52.720 --> 3:00:55.520 This is this is this is mine and I got 3:00:55.560 --> 3:00:58.360 one more. Hold on, I got one more. 3:00:59.840 --> 3:01:00.320 I don't know. 3:01:00.400 --> 3:01:04.000 We wanna take this shot for Yah, We're gonna take it. 3:01:04.240 --> 3:01:06.959 Oh damn, right now you want to want you ain't 3:01:06.959 --> 3:01:07.200 want to. 3:01:07.200 --> 3:01:08.560 Want up to it. You gotta fight this. 3:01:08.800 --> 3:01:11.600 Oh yeah, we got eight more minutes with him because 3:01:11.640 --> 3:01:19.720 he said hard out at five o'clock. Right mm hmm, yes, well, earthquake, 3:01:20.640 --> 3:01:27.120 I'm not in that. We got We're good man, you 3:01:27.200 --> 3:01:30.120 are legend, legend man, you know what's dope about you? 3:01:33.080 --> 3:01:35.760 And let me just say this, okay, and I mean 3:01:35.879 --> 3:01:39.240 it's and it's not now hyperbotly for you to say 3:01:39.320 --> 3:01:43.200 that as being the real nigga. I'm good. But I'm 3:01:43.240 --> 3:01:47.160 saying yeah, and that's what matters. I understand what I'm saying. 3:01:47.320 --> 3:01:50.600 We hear from you real motherfuckers in the game saying 3:01:50.680 --> 3:01:53.240 what it is. Yes, you can get the TV show 3:01:53.360 --> 3:01:57.320 you sydingdicate, you could be that. If you don't have respect, 3:01:57.400 --> 3:02:01.640 a room among your peers and other genres who peers 3:02:01.720 --> 3:02:06.600 and recognize your ship, you have nothing. So when I 3:02:06.800 --> 3:02:09.360 hear it, not to interrupt you, this me and you talk, 3:02:09.720 --> 3:02:13.960 so you say that yes, that's stamps it on and long. 3:02:14.120 --> 3:02:16.560 I can take that home and feed my kids with that. 3:02:16.920 --> 3:02:18.800 But but and my woman tells me that. 3:02:20.879 --> 3:02:23.160 But you're one of the only comedians that I know. 3:02:24.840 --> 3:02:28.840 Other comedians like, that's what's beautiful about you, your career, 3:02:28.959 --> 3:02:33.040 your legacy, your plot is you know, a lot of 3:02:33.160 --> 3:02:35.959 rappers don't get respected by other rappers, right, so they'll 3:02:36.000 --> 3:02:37.200 be like, man, fuck him. 3:02:37.360 --> 3:02:39.360 You know he's from such and such, he's. 3:02:39.320 --> 3:02:39.960 He doesn't do this. 3:02:40.400 --> 3:02:43.400 One thing I know about you is when I when 3:02:43.440 --> 3:02:51.320 I said your name, everybody was like, that's the man. Everybody, rappers, comedians, 3:02:51.480 --> 3:02:55.640 ball players, like I sit it on Twitter and everybody 3:02:55.840 --> 3:02:59.320 was like that's motherfucker. Like I was like, yo, anybody 3:02:59.360 --> 3:03:03.440 got questions for earthquake and everyone was like forty he 3:03:03.520 --> 3:03:07.280 gonna drink you under the table. They just was going 3:03:07.400 --> 3:03:11.240 in and I'm looking at all these certified checks, all 3:03:11.320 --> 3:03:15.280 of these stars not and then the regular people, but 3:03:15.440 --> 3:03:18.160 the stars was coming there, like yo, I'm tuning into 3:03:18.200 --> 3:03:18.960 this drink champs. 3:03:19.160 --> 3:03:21.119 This is going to be the drink champ. And that's 3:03:21.280 --> 3:03:23.240 and that's that's warranted to. 3:03:23.400 --> 3:03:26.360 What you did in this community, to what you did 3:03:26.640 --> 3:03:30.200 in comedy, to what you did for us, for us, 3:03:30.800 --> 3:03:32.720 and I just want you to know, face to face, 3:03:32.840 --> 3:03:35.440 man the man, you are one of the love love 3:03:35.720 --> 3:03:39.880 legends of the legends and we will always respect you. 3:03:40.000 --> 3:03:40.240 Brother. 3:03:40.640 --> 3:03:46.840 And I was so excited. I was like, Yo, he 3:03:46.920 --> 3:03:48.760 want to do the show like earthquake. 3:03:48.879 --> 3:03:50.960 I was like what. We was excited, Me and this 3:03:51.080 --> 3:03:53.400 nigga moth like we came here early and you was 3:03:53.480 --> 3:03:56.720 here earlier. We didn't like that. We said, hold on, 3:03:57.000 --> 3:03:59.520 you can't be here before us. We are the people. 3:03:59.840 --> 3:04:01.520 And yeah, but it was so beautiful. 3:04:01.600 --> 3:04:04.000 Man. Do you know how much of a lessond you are? 3:04:04.840 --> 3:04:11.080 Well that first of all, y'all show is so important. 3:04:12.240 --> 3:04:18.640 I have done thirty years of fucking interviews and it's 3:04:18.720 --> 3:04:24.000 the only time my staff the man had to come. 3:04:24.600 --> 3:04:30.040 I love that. They said if they couldn't come, they quit. 3:04:34.320 --> 3:04:34.520 Yeah. 3:04:35.680 --> 3:04:43.320 Staff of by the way, No, that's good staff, bottle. 3:04:44.520 --> 3:04:47.560 You know, as a rapper man, Yes, the least you 3:04:47.760 --> 3:04:50.760 want to do, the least you want to get respect 3:04:50.840 --> 3:04:51.480 from your peer. 3:04:52.120 --> 3:05:00.120 Yeah you you bro, man the man. Yes, you you 3:05:00.360 --> 3:05:10.080 can't make the motherfucker gatekeepers give you a shot, right. 3:05:12.040 --> 3:05:14.039 I don't give fuck how funny you is? I give 3:05:14.080 --> 3:05:19.480 me the if funny? What's the criteria for making I 3:05:19.680 --> 3:05:23.520 be a superstar ready, it's who you know who want 3:05:23.600 --> 3:05:26.440 to take that chance on you, who want to give 3:05:26.440 --> 3:05:30.560 you the opportunity when they have the ear of the 3:05:30.760 --> 3:05:34.560 decision makers to say, hey, what do you want to do? 3:05:35.040 --> 3:05:37.800 I want to do this, But you know something, know 3:05:37.959 --> 3:05:40.760 somebody you want to talk to, talk to them, You 3:05:40.879 --> 3:05:43.240 need to see him. They want to be with you. 3:05:45.160 --> 3:05:49.320 But if you say him, they'll give him the opportunity. 3:05:50.080 --> 3:05:53.360 Very few of us have that. So when I came 3:05:53.480 --> 3:05:57.200 to the conclusion I can't control that. The only thing 3:05:57.280 --> 3:06:00.560 I can control was be the funniest. So I could 3:06:00.640 --> 3:06:04.120 be and be to my niggas and say, hey, man, 3:06:04.760 --> 3:06:10.360 but come on, if we if anybody be honest with 3:06:10.520 --> 3:06:14.120 the ship, if we judging it on jokes, how can 3:06:14.280 --> 3:06:18.560 you not put my name in the motherfucking game. If 3:06:18.640 --> 3:06:21.560 we basing it on jokes, I have nothing but jokes. 3:06:21.600 --> 3:06:24.880 I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna I'm not gonna 3:06:25.080 --> 3:06:28.720 you ain't gonna dance, I'm not gonna dance. I'm not 3:06:28.879 --> 3:06:33.280 gonna fuck fuck with other I'm gonna love. I'm gonna 3:06:33.280 --> 3:06:35.359 be a father to my kid. I'm gonna be anything 3:06:35.480 --> 3:06:38.160 it is I'm not gonna put my hands on I'm 3:06:38.200 --> 3:06:42.760 not gonna chase anything that gives me a click that is, 3:06:43.440 --> 3:06:45.880 I'm not gonna do none of that. I'm not I'm 3:06:45.959 --> 3:06:48.840 gonna even if you do me wrong, magga, I'm not 3:06:48.959 --> 3:06:52.240 gonna come back at you. I'm gonna least get an 3:06:52.240 --> 3:06:54.480 opportunity so for me and you to talk and say 3:06:54.560 --> 3:06:55.040 what it is. 3:06:56.080 --> 3:06:59.160 I'm never gonna take that bait of trying to fuck 3:06:59.240 --> 3:07:02.440 you over for me to go this other way, I'm 3:07:02.879 --> 3:07:06.439 none of that. I'm just gonna live on a basis 3:07:07.640 --> 3:07:12.119 that I thought y'all are judging who's the funniest nigga? 3:07:13.920 --> 3:07:19.040 And if we having this conversation, if I'm not that, now, 3:07:19.160 --> 3:07:23.240 who is? And tell me where's the ship that put 3:07:23.360 --> 3:07:26.440 with what we have? Now, what you heard, now, what 3:07:26.560 --> 3:07:31.320 you feel? Where's the work? That's all I'm ask and 3:07:31.560 --> 3:07:37.439 wherever it leads, I'm good with it. First, second, third, fourth. 3:07:37.920 --> 3:07:42.880 Seventy eight, ninety eleven, wherever it is. But let's have 3:07:43.120 --> 3:07:47.040 a real fucking goddamn discussion. 3:07:47.600 --> 3:07:50.760 Because I don't see shit about jokes because I'm not 3:07:50.920 --> 3:07:56.600 seeing it. I'm not saying it. But I'm not angry. 3:07:58.320 --> 3:08:00.320 I'm gonna keep doing what it is. But I'm not 3:08:00.360 --> 3:08:02.520 gonna get angry at none of them. And I hope 3:08:02.560 --> 3:08:06.640 the motherfuckers who have the ear of the industry say, hey, man, 3:08:07.400 --> 3:08:12.320 have you seen my boy Quake? You should see him. 3:08:12.360 --> 3:08:15.119 And I'm not trying to be you. I'm not trying 3:08:15.160 --> 3:08:18.080 to be them. I'm not trying to be nothing, because 3:08:18.080 --> 3:08:20.920 what's for me, it's for me and I can never 3:08:21.040 --> 3:08:23.520 be you, and you damn sure, Kate, never be me. 3:08:24.080 --> 3:08:24.800 God damn. 3:08:31.360 --> 3:08:32.400 Man, I ain't gonna lie. 3:08:32.480 --> 3:08:35.200 You are everything I thought you was gonna be, and 3:08:35.520 --> 3:08:39.680 then I ain't gonna lie. I am so over I 3:08:39.760 --> 3:08:43.840 wish you could see. I got goosebumps cause because I mean, 3:08:44.000 --> 3:08:44.640 be honest with you. 3:08:45.600 --> 3:08:48.039 May be so many times that you know, I'm a. 3:08:48.080 --> 3:08:51.959 Fan of somebody, I love them, and then I get 3:08:52.000 --> 3:08:54.800 to meet them in person and the exact opposite of 3:08:54.879 --> 3:08:55.600 what I thought. 3:08:55.400 --> 3:08:57.440 They were, right, it's very disappointing. 3:08:57.600 --> 3:09:00.880 Like and for me to meet you you because I 3:09:01.080 --> 3:09:02.720 never met you, I feel like I know you because 3:09:02.720 --> 3:09:07.720 I know your comedy so like And I said that 3:09:07.800 --> 3:09:10.360 recently because sometimes a fan will come up to me 3:09:10.440 --> 3:09:12.560 in the airport and just start talking to me and 3:09:12.640 --> 3:09:14.360 I'll be looking at this nigga like, Nigga, you don't 3:09:14.400 --> 3:09:17.680 know me, like, but then they do, But then they 3:09:17.800 --> 3:09:20.960 do because I feel like I know you, like because 3:09:20.959 --> 3:09:21.560 I'm your fan. 3:09:21.640 --> 3:09:22.240 You know what I'm saying. 3:09:22.320 --> 3:09:24.760 So I'm like, so I recently learned to adapt to 3:09:24.879 --> 3:09:27.480 that because fans I'll just being up barked. 3:09:27.280 --> 3:09:28.480 And they be like, Yo, what's up? 3:09:28.560 --> 3:09:31.039 So you know you remember that time and I'm looking 3:09:31.080 --> 3:09:33.080 at this nigga like, nigga, what the fuck is your problem? 3:09:34.680 --> 3:09:36.880 I ain't never met you in no goddamn and he 3:09:37.040 --> 3:09:38.280 does and it's like. 3:09:38.360 --> 3:09:41.400 But that's what it is with a lot of people 3:09:41.480 --> 3:09:44.560 that I'm fans of, and you particularly like I feel 3:09:44.600 --> 3:09:45.120 like I know you. 3:09:45.680 --> 3:09:46.200 You know what I'm saying. 3:09:46.200 --> 3:09:47.480 Even though this is my first time me and you, 3:09:47.560 --> 3:09:48.840 I feel like I know you, and I feel like 3:09:49.320 --> 3:09:51.400 everything about your comedy is real. 3:09:52.280 --> 3:09:56.000 It's everything that you are and you embrace. Is there 3:09:56.280 --> 3:09:57.960 ever been a time that you said a joke that 3:09:59.000 --> 3:10:00.320 embarrassed you or your family? 3:10:04.160 --> 3:10:12.240 Yeah, but damn no, because I tell my family and 3:10:12.400 --> 3:10:18.640 my friends that everything the person who matters already know 3:10:20.160 --> 3:10:27.840 that's God. Fuck. What they think say, I'm a fuck. 3:10:27.879 --> 3:10:32.440 What they think is again, I'm a resort oriented nigga 3:10:33.400 --> 3:10:38.400 who matters is God, so he already knows. So I 3:10:38.440 --> 3:10:42.840 don't give a fuck. If you know you ain't a factor, understand, 3:10:43.640 --> 3:10:45.960 you can't fuck with us. We are laughing a onong 3:10:46.080 --> 3:10:48.680 each other. That was a fuck up ship. Back to 3:10:48.760 --> 3:10:51.960 the premise that we're flawed people. So this was our 3:10:52.040 --> 3:10:55.520 flawship and we laugh about it. You hold on to it, 3:10:56.040 --> 3:10:59.360 you hide from it. My team, we laugh about it 3:10:59.400 --> 3:11:03.039 and we moved going with it. I facilitate that because 3:11:03.040 --> 3:11:05.720 I'm the leader of it. You understand what I'm saying. 3:11:05.800 --> 3:11:08.080 So if I could say and say this is my 3:11:08.240 --> 3:11:11.560 flawedness of it, then we have no problem with it. 3:11:12.160 --> 3:11:16.160 And that's why I said. So you know, yes, my 3:11:16.320 --> 3:11:19.840 woman said, my brother said, my mother said it. And 3:11:19.959 --> 3:11:23.480 I tell them the same thing. All y'all believe in God. 3:11:23.560 --> 3:11:25.120 They already know and we know. 3:11:25.400 --> 3:11:25.920 Fuck them. 3:11:27.680 --> 3:11:30.920 Fuck them. You know what I'm saying. Let's laugh to 3:11:31.000 --> 3:11:35.000 goevernment in public and standing in the house. You know 3:11:38.760 --> 3:11:42.560 I ain't gonna lie. Is you manicured up? Of course 3:11:42.959 --> 3:11:56.800 you are. I get the brush. You got to solve 3:11:56.879 --> 3:12:03.200 his heads in the Nebraska. I don't lift nothing but 3:12:03.440 --> 3:12:10.760 mic you he dropped that, not say I don't lift 3:12:11.440 --> 3:12:13.320 mic He never looked at a man and said you 3:12:13.360 --> 3:12:23.640 can smooth. Yeah, you're not a maintenance your you like 3:12:23.720 --> 3:12:28.160 you never worked in your life from that physically, physically, 3:12:30.240 --> 3:12:32.760 I'm not a labor nigga. Are we taking a shot 3:12:32.800 --> 3:12:33.400 for that? All right? 3:12:33.520 --> 3:12:34.000 What this is? 3:12:35.800 --> 3:12:36.360 Last shot? 3:12:36.879 --> 3:12:38.760 Come on, you gotta he gotta take a gonna make 3:12:38.800 --> 3:12:39.720 sure you get all right. 3:12:40.360 --> 3:12:41.879 I'm gonna take Let me just tell you something. 3:12:41.959 --> 3:12:43.440 That's how you know you're a real drinker. And you 3:12:43.480 --> 3:12:46.600 see what he just did. He went like this all 3:12:46.680 --> 3:12:49.560 right for the audience that No, this is how you 3:12:49.800 --> 3:12:52.320 down a shot. This is also how you down the 3:12:52.400 --> 3:12:55.800 oyster every time you eat it up. Yes, every time 3:12:55.840 --> 3:12:58.600 you eat an oyster. The proper way is to turn 3:12:58.680 --> 3:13:01.840 that oyster upside down. Because there's a drunk motherfucker in 3:13:02.000 --> 3:13:03.359 your crew is gonna. 3:13:03.120 --> 3:13:03.800 Take a shot out there. 3:13:03.840 --> 3:13:05.600 You might take this shot. They might use a column 3:13:05.640 --> 3:13:08.920 like you didn't too. He won't mean my friend I 3:13:09.000 --> 3:13:12.240 know you know him and his friends shared a condom. 3:13:12.760 --> 3:13:15.560 Don't listen to this guy. He makes up stories. 3:13:17.560 --> 3:13:18.320 You share the car. 3:13:24.040 --> 3:13:27.440 Don't listen to Gemini. We don't share a com. 3:13:30.280 --> 3:13:35.000 So sad, so sad, May twenty eight. Gemini do not 3:13:35.120 --> 3:13:38.080 do things like that, thank you, sir. Okay, but listen 3:13:38.080 --> 3:13:39.200 to this fucking guy with him. 3:13:39.240 --> 3:13:41.760 Man, you want to hear the story, please? All right? 3:13:43.040 --> 3:13:45.560 He used the condom. You can say the story. I 3:13:45.640 --> 3:13:47.760 mean they put on the floor and his boy came in. 3:13:48.360 --> 3:13:52.240 My boy, well, my boy, this is boy. He hold 3:13:52.280 --> 3:13:54.360 my boy. Listen or great, he came in, put on 3:13:54.440 --> 3:13:57.120 the condom, put it on. You don't the floor. You 3:13:57.200 --> 3:13:58.640 acted like you was right there with a cat. 3:13:58.879 --> 3:13:59.039 Man. 3:13:59.760 --> 3:14:01.760 Hey, man, I know enough people to know the story. 3:14:02.080 --> 3:14:05.240 Let me tell this boy put on his condumn that 3:14:05.360 --> 3:14:08.880 he used, put it on, sucked the bitch and it 3:14:09.000 --> 3:14:12.000 came out and said good looking. And then Evin says 3:14:12.080 --> 3:14:14.560 good looking. Why he goes because like you left me 3:14:14.640 --> 3:14:15.160 the condom. 3:14:16.680 --> 3:14:17.280 That's a lie. 3:14:17.360 --> 3:14:20.560 Story, man, tell your last week he said it was 3:14:21.160 --> 3:14:22.720 come I stayed for court. 3:14:22.840 --> 3:14:23.120 I said. 3:14:23.879 --> 3:14:27.400 The story is something happened inside the room, came out 3:14:27.400 --> 3:14:29.240 of the room. Somebody went in the room, somebody to 3:14:29.240 --> 3:14:31.920 the other room. High five, said we high five. I 3:14:32.040 --> 3:14:32.720 picked something up. 3:14:38.280 --> 3:14:39.039 That's a Gemini. 3:14:40.879 --> 3:14:43.160 And he also cut caught off his girlfriend because she 3:14:43.200 --> 3:14:44.680 went to the Big Pympier video No. 3:14:44.760 --> 3:14:46.320 I didn't cut her off. Man, we already broke up 3:14:46.360 --> 3:14:49.400 by that times. My girls in the face and she 3:14:49.600 --> 3:14:53.439 was my girl was a big pimp and she was changed. 3:14:53.200 --> 3:14:58.080 Her doll song man, the doll song video video. She 3:14:58.200 --> 3:14:59.080 was a whoshi walk. 3:14:59.520 --> 3:15:01.440 Look see girl anymore? 3:15:01.840 --> 3:15:04.120 She just broke up. 3:15:05.160 --> 3:15:08.119 None of these rounds when you resort that, you don't 3:15:08.200 --> 3:15:08.720 let me throw. 3:15:08.640 --> 3:15:12.680 This ship out the spicy Listen, how did your feel 3:15:13.320 --> 3:15:15.320 you fucking with my girl? No more? I broke up? 3:15:15.400 --> 3:15:17.360 Where did she fucking him? 3:15:17.879 --> 3:15:20.000 I mean, I don't know he did. 3:15:22.080 --> 3:15:22.320 Years. 3:15:22.720 --> 3:15:24.920 Do you believe she fucking him? Probably? 3:15:25.640 --> 3:15:27.280 Okay, I understand you gotta. 3:15:29.800 --> 3:15:33.039 I mean, if he failed this woman to be up 3:15:33.080 --> 3:15:35.040 on them niggas, I did it pussy out. 3:15:35.520 --> 3:15:37.720 So do you feel that some reflection on you? 3:15:38.080 --> 3:15:38.120 No? 3:15:38.440 --> 3:15:40.880 Look, I was an active DJ at the time, like 3:15:40.959 --> 3:15:41.760 spinning in the clubs. 3:15:41.760 --> 3:15:44.120 I was doing my things, working in the industry. 3:15:44.440 --> 3:15:44.480 Ma. 3:15:44.800 --> 3:15:47.600 Then she she decided to become a video vixen. I said, 3:15:47.640 --> 3:15:50.039 I it's not gonna work out between us. We mutually 3:15:50.120 --> 3:15:53.760 broke up. See I fucked with this you a Gemini? 3:15:54.160 --> 3:16:03.000 No wrong? He wanted shoot the story old franchise. 3:16:11.280 --> 3:16:12.280 Yo, She's so cool. 3:16:12.600 --> 3:16:15.080 She here's the bullshit story he keeps telling me, and 3:16:15.200 --> 3:16:17.519 she never goes out the pocket and says some crazy. 3:16:17.320 --> 3:16:19.959 Ship because I'm totally freestyling. 3:16:20.040 --> 3:16:21.480 You know, you completely. 3:16:22.600 --> 3:16:25.760 Yes, that the story of every time, every time, do 3:16:25.879 --> 3:16:28.680 the remix to the remix, remix the remix of the 3:16:28.720 --> 3:16:30.199 remix of the remix. That's a fact. 3:16:30.520 --> 3:16:33.520 That is a fact. Holy Morning moning, so so earthquake. 3:16:33.600 --> 3:16:36.800 What is next after the strike writers block, We're gonna 3:16:36.840 --> 3:16:37.360 get the sitcom. 3:16:37.360 --> 3:16:38.920 I'm going to get a TV show. 3:16:39.440 --> 3:16:44.400 Yes, please come see me Live Nation and hooked up 3:16:44.440 --> 3:16:44.880 with a brother. 3:16:45.120 --> 3:16:48.960 I be in d C for my mg M. 3:16:49.400 --> 3:16:55.320 I'm at the MGM September, the first earthquake here. Yes, 3:16:55.520 --> 3:16:58.560 please come seeing me. Yes, get your tickets early. 3:16:58.680 --> 3:16:59.160 I'm doing it. 3:17:01.120 --> 3:17:04.080 I'm gonna do a TV show and I'm gonna do 3:17:04.160 --> 3:17:12.240 another special. I'm gonna do a couple of commercials. My 3:17:12.640 --> 3:17:17.119 my radio show is number one on a serious I'm 3:17:17.120 --> 3:17:19.560 gonna take i'ma I'm gonna put more on there. I'm 3:17:19.560 --> 3:17:22.280 gonna I'm gonna break it off and work a deal 3:17:22.360 --> 3:17:25.640 with Nextflix to give the comedians that come on my 3:17:25.840 --> 3:17:30.040 show specials the show on there for content for them, 3:17:31.400 --> 3:17:34.160 and then man, I'm gonna try to stay healthy and 3:17:34.240 --> 3:17:38.800 get in shape and fuck real niggas like you. That's 3:17:38.840 --> 3:17:39.280 what I got. 3:17:42.360 --> 3:17:46.000 Well, man, this has been everything I thought it was 3:17:46.080 --> 3:17:49.200 gonna be a little bit more. So I want that note, Jamie, 3:17:49.240 --> 3:17:51.440 are you here? I want the last shot. I promise 3:17:52.240 --> 3:17:56.680 the last shot. I promise, promise. 3:17:56.720 --> 3:17:58.920 We here two hours later like this is the last. 3:18:00.840 --> 3:18:04.760 Man. This was, This was so go cub good, this 3:18:04.959 --> 3:18:08.600 was keep back, This is so dope earthquake. Man. 3:18:08.680 --> 3:18:09.320 I ain't gonna lie. 3:18:09.640 --> 3:18:13.039 Man. First of all, I'm gonna tell y'all something. It's 3:18:13.080 --> 3:18:16.720 an honor to be here. Thank you so much for 3:18:16.959 --> 3:18:20.920 man to man, it's an honor to be here. My staff, 3:18:21.800 --> 3:18:24.400 you don't understand. I'm gonna give them so shout out 3:18:24.760 --> 3:18:29.920 because they don't. I do interviews everywhere. We're doing the drink, 3:18:30.680 --> 3:18:31.480 we're doing the dream. 3:18:32.560 --> 3:18:33.640 Then motherfuckers came. 3:18:33.840 --> 3:18:38.000 They here, and here they said, and they and they 3:18:38.400 --> 3:18:39.480 the most bottle. 3:18:40.160 --> 3:18:40.480 Right now. 3:18:40.600 --> 3:18:44.440 You know what I'm saying the dream chair. What I'm 3:18:44.520 --> 3:18:48.240 saying to y'all, man, thank y'all for having us. Anytime 3:18:48.680 --> 3:18:52.720 you need anything for me on this. I support y'all. 3:18:52.959 --> 3:18:53.440 I'm here. 3:18:53.840 --> 3:18:56.560 Thank you for the opportunity for being on your show 3:18:57.240 --> 3:18:58.520 first that we're gonna. 3:18:58.360 --> 3:18:59.400 Tell you anytime you want to. 3:19:00.320 --> 3:19:02.040 I don't even give a you want to promote your 3:19:02.360 --> 3:19:03.800 pink toenails. 3:19:03.440 --> 3:19:06.920 I don't get I don't get exactually hoping you want to. 3:19:09.840 --> 3:19:11.720 I don't care if you're dropping the air ring line. 3:19:12.040 --> 3:19:14.400 We don't give a fuck. You come over here, you 3:19:14.440 --> 3:19:16.600 promote whatever the fuck you want. Anytime you want to. 3:19:16.640 --> 3:19:18.360 Give them pink toes and the earring line. 3:19:18.360 --> 3:19:26.440 I don't know that that's but that's the first thing 3:19:26.480 --> 3:19:27.160 that came to my mom. 3:19:27.280 --> 3:19:29.480 Sorry, so you know I'm special. 3:19:30.000 --> 3:19:36.000 So uh and resource room, yes, Uh, anytime you want 3:19:36.040 --> 3:19:39.040 to promote anything. Man, brother, you are You are hilarious, 3:19:39.480 --> 3:19:42.280 You are a legend, you are icon, and you are 3:19:42.400 --> 3:19:44.879 somebody that we want to want to continue to give 3:19:44.920 --> 3:19:47.960 their flowers to. 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