Speaker 1: Why don't you want me here because you can't eat
Speaker 1: anything and you just make noise.
Speaker 2: I think it's funny when she says I make this
Speaker 2: podcast and she didn't. That's the first thing she said
Speaker 2: the whole podcast. Somebody by.
Speaker 1: These two.
Speaker 3: We saw.
Speaker 1: A seal reviewing cereal. Yeah and Danielle Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think we need to change this.
Speaker 1: I think we sure we need to have brody rdius
Speaker 1: one that has you in it. We can use that
Speaker 1: one when we need it.
Speaker 2: Yay, when I come in, I've been coming in a
Speaker 2: lot lately, and I love it.
Speaker 3: I love being here, I love being part of this.
Speaker 3: This is one of my favorite podcasts in the whole world.
Speaker 4: The podcast that fit I doly found one.
Speaker 3: I found one, and I found one that doesn't kick
Speaker 3: me out and one that actually lasts well.
Speaker 1: This podcast. It's Serial Killers. Welcome. I'm Scotty B. That's
Speaker 1: Andrew and Danielle a our special guest. Who's you know?
Speaker 1: She's here all the time now and we love it.
Speaker 1: It's Monday, December twenty third, it's two days from Christmas.
Speaker 1: Who and we're here. We don't get you know what
Speaker 1: the show is off? Screw them, We're here. We still
Speaker 1: came in. Yeah, we're here, we eat cereal. Get used
Speaker 1: to it. That's right, but that's what it is.
Speaker 3: Oh, and Andrew and I are going to be on
Speaker 3: vacation soon together.
Speaker 1: You guys are going to Disney right dancing, We do it.
Speaker 3: This is like our thing. Every every holiday season, we've
Speaker 3: been doing this.
Speaker 1: Their annual Yep, Hi, I'm here.
Speaker 3: You can come next year.
Speaker 1: I would love to go.
Speaker 3: We were going to do matching T shirts this year.
Speaker 1: I'm not going.
Speaker 3: Have we still done you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean we got to order. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: part of that. Why because No, those people are dumb.
Speaker 2: No they're not.
Speaker 1: They are.
Speaker 2: It's one of the biggest things about Disney is the cute,
Speaker 2: funny T shirts and the ears.
Speaker 1: I would completely agree with you, and I need it
Speaker 1: to happen. It's the Smith's Family Trip twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: We're not going to put that on though.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, can we look like we would be this family? Hey,
Speaker 1: let's see Syria?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, So every episode we do one classic, one new,
Speaker 1: sometimes a bonus. You always do have bonness.
Speaker 4: What I was gonna say is when Scottie cut you
Speaker 4: off from talking, that's because he was done with the conversation.
Speaker 1: He didn't want to talk about it anything. That's because
Speaker 1: you're one of us now.
Speaker 2: But one of my favorite things about listening back to
Speaker 2: the podcast is, well, one, I think people think I'm
Speaker 2: crazy because I like spit things out in the car
Speaker 2: because you guys are so funny. But when Andrew does
Speaker 2: his voices, I swear to gosh, I almost choked to death.
Speaker 1: Voices.
Speaker 2: And when he does the old man boys, but he
Speaker 2: does his British.
Speaker 1: Voiceipchapp but I'm not an old man debatable.
Speaker 3: He says, we both are old. We're for crudgeny.
Speaker 1: Whatever that word is, curmudginy, that one. This guy, this
Speaker 1: guy is old. It's the right thing to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fit in. I'm just because he's old. Old, you
Speaker 1: can make fun of him. Because he's old. You don't
Speaker 1: just play sound effects that have no meaning of anything.
Speaker 1: He's old. He's eighty five. Okay, So I'm gonna pull
Speaker 1: a page out of your book. Let's just eat the cereal. Hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna start with classic. So a couple of episodes ago,
Speaker 1: I mentioned that we never did this one before. It
Speaker 1: is a classic one, and it first came out in nineteen.
Speaker 1: Double nickel. Shut up, double nickel is not a thing, Danielle.
Speaker 1: You've heard of that, right, No, you don't know what
Speaker 1: double nickel is?
Speaker 3: Well, what is that?
Speaker 1: Fifty five?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Scotty hears it on the AM stations when he drives
Speaker 4: in in the morning.
Speaker 1: And of course, like the old people and those are
Speaker 1: legitimately old, they're not old. Okay, how old is this guy?
Speaker 1: He's in his forties. Yeah, idea, he's a young dude.
Speaker 1: He was doing birthdays the other day. He's like and
Speaker 1: celebrity chef Bobby Flay hits the double nickel today.
Speaker 4: Anybody who's saying double nickel, we all know radio your
Speaker 4: voice can be very different from who you actually.
Speaker 1: Everybody I know. Okay, I'm not getting into this anyway.
Speaker 3: Double Nichols fifty five?
Speaker 1: Yes, two nickels fifty five by five? All right. So
Speaker 1: here's a certain thing we haven't done yet. We've done
Speaker 1: many varieties. There have been dozens of them, and we've
Speaker 1: done at least a dozen of them. This is the original,
Speaker 1: the first one that came out. Andrew's like, I want
Speaker 1: to try it, but you know, so we'll see. I'm
Speaker 1: going down to this.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, is it special K's, it's the original.
Speaker 1: Special, it's a special k original and this is one
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 3: There's no taste to it.
Speaker 1: There might be a little sweetness to it. We'll see.
Speaker 1: Look look ingredients, rice, wheat, gluten. Wow, there's actually lots
Speaker 1: of gluten in here. Is that well? The second ingredient
Speaker 1: is gluten free? Doesn't No, but that's cool. But usually
Speaker 1: I've never seen the ingredient gluten. It's actually here. Garret
Speaker 1: can't eat this one by Garret? Can I say?
Speaker 3: That box is a little like a weird that's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's very tall. This will not fit in the Cereal show. No, No,
Speaker 1: because it's it hits right about here and.
Speaker 3: It's not as wide as other boxes.
Speaker 1: No, look at my first line. They're all special K's.
Speaker 1: This one is exceptionally tall.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 1: Shut off, Angre.
Speaker 2: I hate you, I love I love the fact that
Speaker 2: it's kind of sexy that Scotty knows so much about cereal?
Speaker 1: Is that sexy to well?
Speaker 3: I gotta tell Amy doesn't. His wife doesn't things.
Speaker 1: So it's quite hates the cereal.
Speaker 3: Where's the bowl for the sound effects?
Speaker 1: Don't encourage him?
Speaker 3: You have to do it the right way.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: Look, and our friends from Maltimeal got us this bowl. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They sent this to us though because it's serial killer,
Speaker 1: although there's no space and they forgot get these out
Speaker 1: of here, thank you. Oh so you're not going to
Speaker 1: pour the special cane to one of the glass bowls.
Speaker 1: I will when we get to the other one. Oh
Speaker 1: if the other one, this one doesn't need sound effects.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's a that's a fast poor Yeah, almost
Speaker 1: like rice crispies.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's because the box is that shape.
Speaker 1: You're the only person I know who like studies the cereal.
Speaker 1: I just kind of learn on my phone. But there's
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars purchase of the dermatologist. Oh I guess
Speaker 1: who's there.
Speaker 3: Hey, we just.
Speaker 1: She's finding the pressure being a podcaster's wife. Very very
Speaker 1: that's right. Well, she gets recognized and shop Right. The
Speaker 1: paparazzi follows him everywhere, speaking of Shop Right bowl and basket.
Speaker 1: Two percent milk, you're right with two percent. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: this is their new store.
Speaker 3: Brood like any milk.
Speaker 1: From Shot Right, that's their new brand. I didn't hear
Speaker 1: of it either, and he yelled at me in the
Speaker 1: last episode. Well, you know they're trying to be a
Speaker 1: trendy that's nice. How is that trendy?
Speaker 3: Because Target has their own line?
Speaker 1: Is Target?
Speaker 3: I forget what targets line?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, that one with a little black circle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should have some of that cerealc You know people
Speaker 1: have been telling us you got to try Target cereals,
Speaker 1: So maybe we will. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't
Speaker 1: really want to do store brands because not all of
Speaker 1: them are national, but I guess Target is. But it's
Speaker 1: running out of cereals. No, we're not. We have hundreds. Okay, Special, Okay,
Speaker 1: the original.
Speaker 3: Let's see.
Speaker 1: I like it. You know what it reminds me of?
Speaker 1: And you can probably say, yes, the rice Krispies.
Speaker 3: But to be honest, I think it has a little
Speaker 3: bit more taste than a rice.
Speaker 1: Krispy, just a little bit. It's good.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 1: I like three balls on a spoon. If I had
Speaker 1: a touch more sweetness, i'd give it a better rating.
Speaker 1: But I'm just going three balls.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give it two bowls on a spoon.
Speaker 1: It needs something added to it.
Speaker 3: Marshmallows would be nice.
Speaker 1: Hello, Special okay with marshmallows doesn't really fit the because
Speaker 1: it's against the whole healthy thing.
Speaker 2: You have to have everything in, you know, a little
Speaker 2: bit of everything balance. Marshmallows are the crappy part, and
Speaker 2: then this this other parts crappy too, But at.
Speaker 1: Least frosted flakes marshmallows will be what you're looking for.
Speaker 4: Oh no, and those are not good. Those are too sweet.
Speaker 4: We do not like those, if I remember correctly.
Speaker 1: All right, we all rated that that's great.
Speaker 3: Tools in that spoon.
Speaker 1: Okay, bowls in a spoon. I liked it. Delicious, not bad.
Speaker 3: I must raisins in there too, that's raisin brand.
Speaker 1: Well not really, because these are not brand flakes.
Speaker 3: I like sweet raisins, or even grapes. I like grapes
Speaker 3: in my cereal.
Speaker 2: What you've never put in whole grapes in your cereal,
Speaker 2: Green grapes with milk.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's so good. I swear to your
Speaker 3: tastes so good. I'm going to bring grapes in and
Speaker 3: we're gonna put them in a cereal. We're not doing.
Speaker 1: That's for your remix podcast, Cereal Remix Remix. Yes, you
Speaker 1: can do that with Andrew. You guys can go do
Speaker 1: your thing. Dress up as furries and do everything.
Speaker 5: That's the.
Speaker 1: This is like the fifth time you've mentioned furries on
Speaker 1: this party.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: Amy gets very concerned when I say that.
Speaker 3: Do you go to the website because you know that
Speaker 3: there is a one?
Speaker 1: No, I've never been to the conventions. No, I've never
Speaker 1: been full one.
Speaker 4: I bet you have a whole animal costume just hidden
Speaker 4: somewhere in the house you have sex with the other one.
Speaker 1: I used to dress up for work one time, a
Speaker 1: long time ago, but it was inflatable. It wasn't furry.
Speaker 1: I was a walkman for another radio station. What Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was a big walkman and I would walk, you know,
Speaker 1: like this. And then one time we were at Christmas
Speaker 1: tree lighting and the wind blew me over because it
Speaker 1: was eight feet.
Speaker 3: Tall, and I was like, I was like, what is walkman?
Speaker 1: Well, that's right, Sorry, it's an old thing. It's a radio.
Speaker 1: But you know I know what it is because I'm old.
Speaker 1: I owned a walkman.
Speaker 4: Born in the nineties, we had walkmen, Okay, I had.
Speaker 3: A stereo walkman or a walkman walkman?
Speaker 1: Well, chloral would be walk men. Yeah, it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: walk man.
Speaker 3: About how bulky that thing was?
Speaker 1: I do. I loved it, the one with the cassette deck.
Speaker 4: I had that and it had a radio FM radio
Speaker 4: built into.
Speaker 1: That's what they were. They were radios. Well I thought
Speaker 1: maybe some of them had just like cassette only yeah.
Speaker 1: And then there was the disc man remember that I
Speaker 1: did have one.
Speaker 3: I had one of those two and.
Speaker 1: You had little cassette thing you had to put in
Speaker 1: your car so you can use it.
Speaker 4: An really stupid but here we go, like when you
Speaker 4: used to run on like a treadmill, how would you
Speaker 4: do it?
Speaker 1: If like you could the CD would skip? So you
Speaker 1: used to like torture yourself. You used to have a
Speaker 1: shock one. Hey, you know what, while we're talking about
Speaker 1: like old eighties things, last time did still hasn't content
Speaker 1: he hasn't. But but speaking of eighties TV shows that
Speaker 1: where we're speaking of it, but you know whatever. So, yes,
Speaker 1: that was a casual. I was going to one. But
Speaker 1: Andrew heard the heard it and he's like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? So Daniel, do you remember that? Do you
Speaker 1: remember this show? Come on call it, Come on maybe
Speaker 1: the world just a little uncharged or just a little
Speaker 1: come on family anything and.
Speaker 5: Comely womday skids.
Speaker 1: Come damn it. Punky Brewster.
Speaker 3: Oh it's Punky Brewster.
Speaker 1: Witch, Punky Brewster. I know who Punky Brewster is. It
Speaker 1: was a Saturday Morning cartoon. Also after that, Punky Brewster,
Speaker 1: I know who she is. She's like a pop culture
Speaker 1: thing Moonfry and her birthday is the same as mine.
Speaker 1: And they're rebooting Punky Brewster.
Speaker 3: When we were kids.
Speaker 2: While growing up watching Punky Brewster, everybody wanted to dress
Speaker 2: like Punky Brewster. I had different colored sneakers because she
Speaker 2: had different colored sneakers. Everybody had crazy mixed match clothes, makes.
Speaker 1: Shes and care.
Speaker 4: It says that it o't cares you, being like we're
Speaker 4: born on the same day and they're rebooting again, and
Speaker 4: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I tweet her every year on my birthday and she
Speaker 1: never even likes it. Oh yeah, Oh how about I
Speaker 1: never thought so free.
Speaker 5: Could be.
Speaker 1: I love when Danielle comes. What show was that, Andrew?
Speaker 1: I don't know the show, but I know the song
Speaker 1: He's a superhero.
Speaker 3: I forget the name of the show.
Speaker 1: What was the song? Actually was a hit. It was
Speaker 1: on the radio. Yes, it was the Greatest American Hero.
Speaker 3: That was a big show.
Speaker 1: He was a clutchy superhero smashing the walls.
Speaker 3: Inable tube man exactly.
Speaker 1: Roy Scotty wearing an eight foot Walkman suit. Could we
Speaker 1: eat some cereal? I forgot what we were. We need
Speaker 1: to do it like we have to do an eighties
Speaker 1: sitcom podcast.
Speaker 3: Can can you bleep out the F word?
Speaker 1: Because I already did? Is a family did it all right?
Speaker 1: Going down on all the kids are Just let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. This cereal is all the rage. Okay
Speaker 1: it is. People have been tweeting, texting, it's been news stories.
Speaker 1: It's all over the place, new story. This is one
Speaker 1: next to Twinkies. This is like the hottest cereal release
Speaker 1: of the year. Are you ready for this? Look at it?
Speaker 1: He's like, everybody, embrace yourselves. This is the hottest item
Speaker 1: on the cereal aisle. Now. I got this from my
Speaker 1: secret squirrel at shop right. He reached out to me.
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, it's in You're ready. He's a furry
Speaker 1: he's talking.
Speaker 3: To squirrels suits.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, Scott. It's from General Mills.
Speaker 1: It's brand new. You're ready Hershey's Kisses cereal.
Speaker 3: Yes, I never even heard of it coming out.
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't You don't know about you don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you think it comes with the tinfoil? See? You
Speaker 1: know how cool would it be of that? If it
Speaker 1: was like a foil thing, that'd be great. This is
Speaker 1: not being released until January. We got our hands on
Speaker 1: a bonus box.
Speaker 5: Here.
Speaker 3: Where did your cereal squirrel get you that?
Speaker 1: Oh, don't worry about it's all the Surrey part. He's
Speaker 1: also the one that got me the Eggo Cereal. My
Speaker 1: buddy joel over there, good guy is going to get
Speaker 1: in trouble. No, Joe's not gonna get in trouble. Shoe
Speaker 1: got fired. I had to go in the bathroom to
Speaker 1: get it. But you know he's our all right, Here
Speaker 1: we go. Now wait, hold on what the pieces look
Speaker 1: so small? They look like little baby hershy kisses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was expecting like full sized kisses. Well, now here
Speaker 1: really full sized kisses? A monstrous okay, monstrous stress. You're dope.
Speaker 1: You can't have a regular sized kisses Cereal. The Eggo
Speaker 1: cereal is the same size as a hershy chocolate. No,
Speaker 1: it's not all right now, can I see some of
Speaker 1: your hands? If I had a guess, since this is
Speaker 1: general Mills, and it's a chocolate cereal. I'm gonna guess
Speaker 1: it is pretty similar to cocoa puffs, but it's just
Speaker 1: a different We'll see.
Speaker 4: We'll see on this episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the sound.
Speaker 3: That's the sound I love.
Speaker 1: I don't like it because it sounds like kibble. It
Speaker 1: looks like does it.
Speaker 3: Sounds like when you're putting your cap dog food?
Speaker 1: Oh, we're scary. Scary was supposed to do this one
Speaker 1: with us because I got heavy cream for him. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I got real quick. I gotta call him real quick.
Speaker 3: Well, they really do. Look they don't look.
Speaker 1: You don't look kisses triangle.
Speaker 3: Look that one.
Speaker 1: They're flat triangles dog food.
Speaker 2: That's a dog food pieces, but they're a little big
Speaker 2: like dog food pieces are lighter.
Speaker 1: This cereals Rover approved. Hey where are you man? We're
Speaker 1: doing her. She kisses cereal with heavy cream. You need
Speaker 1: a meeting to go. He's closing deals, making money, closing deals.
Speaker 3: What what did you just sign? What deal?
Speaker 1: General Mills?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 1: She kisses cereal. He hung up. Oh well, sorry, Scary,
Speaker 1: no heavy cream for you? All right, So you guys do.
Speaker 4: I'll take mine from the book here Scotty would be
Speaker 4: so mad because your spoon was in this one.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Oh my god, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. You know what, Just let it
Speaker 1: sit in the milk for a second, says the man
Speaker 1: that has a squirrel friend. You can look, you can
Speaker 1: hold it any Do you remember Secret Squirrel? Wasn't he
Speaker 1: in the Scholastic The Weekly Reader? Remember? I tell you already.
Speaker 1: I love how this is making the milk look Okay?
Speaker 3: Can I just say something? Do you remember that game
Speaker 3: Trouble Yeah? The Trouble Pieces?
Speaker 1: Okay, except do you remember pet games? Did you have
Speaker 1: a paychan? You guys ready? Or the milk is looking great?
Speaker 2: Milk?
Speaker 1: Here we go?
Speaker 3: Eat it yet, cheater?
Speaker 1: I love it at Coca puff not Coco puffs Count
Speaker 1: chocol up, because there's a difference. Andrew, shut up, man?
Speaker 3: Do you think so?
Speaker 1: Yes, this tastes like Count chocola, no marshmallows.
Speaker 3: Oh it's really good.
Speaker 1: It's very corny. I was gonna say it has a
Speaker 1: very like corn taste. I think that's corn, whole green corn. First, great,
Speaker 1: what's up, dude? This palate knows what's up? Sorry, it's
Speaker 1: got excited. It tastes like corn wait to drink the milk.
Speaker 1: Shout out to our friends in Iowa, Corn City, USA.
Speaker 4: I was just in Iowa. Hi, Stephanie was one of
Speaker 4: our listeners. You were super nice and it was great
Speaker 4: to meet you.
Speaker 3: I love Iowa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was great.
Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite places we go every year.
Speaker 4: Do you know they had a gear Danos, which is
Speaker 4: my favorite deep dish pizza across the street from the
Speaker 4: book Place.
Speaker 1: Wrong podcast that's next door Booklyn Boys. They talk about
Speaker 1: Chicago deep dish pizza. They're talking about pizza over there
Speaker 1: for life. Yeah, that's theirs. Anyway. You know what, I
Speaker 1: don't really love the flavor I do. I'm going to
Speaker 1: give this three bowls. I will say it's the milk,
Speaker 1: all right, good three balls. I like the milk.
Speaker 4: It's like a lesser podcast.
Speaker 2: Say hi, everybody, hold on.
Speaker 3: The milk is good.
Speaker 1: The milk is good. So give it your writing cause
Speaker 1: I know you got to give the hell out. I
Speaker 1: give it three bowls.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to give this Honestly, I the milk
Speaker 2: makes it for me, so.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give it three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: I'm giving it three bowls. It's good on first bite.
Speaker 1: It was way better than Yeah, I'm with you three
Speaker 1: balls too. But you know they're riding the wave of
Speaker 1: the candy cereals because there was a post had Sour
Speaker 1: Patch Kids Cereal. Shut up, Andrew, And there's a Jolly
Speaker 1: Rancher cereal from General Mills coming out as well. Trend
Speaker 1: forecasting looking forward to twenty twenty. But so, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I think they should make eminem cereal skittle cereal. Why
Speaker 1: not they just make little loose skittle skittles. Why it's
Speaker 1: just basically all his tricks.
Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna be the difference between that and Sour
Speaker 3: Patch Kids.
Speaker 1: Skittles to take, all right, So if you got to split,
Speaker 1: we'll move on to the bonus box.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm here for the bonus.
Speaker 4: You are serial killers the bonus.
Speaker 1: We've done two other varieties of this. It's only been
Speaker 1: out for about a year or so. I could have
Speaker 1: used it as a new cereal, but I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a bonus box. Great. One of
Speaker 1: our buddies online sent us one of them. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I forget who it was.
Speaker 4: Oh you don't know her listeners names millennial so preoccupied
Speaker 4: in your phone.
Speaker 1: I had one in the sack and he sent us
Speaker 1: another one on it's pop tart cereal. This one is
Speaker 1: frosted brown, sugar cinnamon. Okay, I like that. We've had strawberry,
Speaker 1: We've had cookies and cream and so this is the uh,
Speaker 1: the cups out. I'm gonna finish my bring it on?
Speaker 1: Are you done with this?
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 4: Scottie and I have this argument all the time. Oh God,
Speaker 4: this man thinks he is so tough.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I could take you both of you. It's
Speaker 1: probably right. Well, because you put like lemon juice onnto
Speaker 1: your nails and you scrape people.
Speaker 3: Right, that was a long time ago. I never did
Speaker 3: that in my friends all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, my bassoline right now, don't test me, scott.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you know about the bassoline?
Speaker 1: There is a show called Bad Girls Club?
Speaker 3: Oh shoot really?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we did that. They used to do that.
Speaker 1: Has never been in a fight in my entire life.
Speaker 1: And this man thinks he could take me, haven't. I
Speaker 1: think my parents always said to me, we paid a
Speaker 1: lot of money for those teeth, don't ever get them
Speaker 1: knocked out. So I never got into a fight.
Speaker 3: Because you can do a fight doesn't mean your teeth
Speaker 3: cant knocked.
Speaker 1: He'd be the one person right.
Speaker 3: Ready, let's see, ready, I just got them.
Speaker 1: Don't use your hand now. It's gonna smell like sour milk,
Speaker 1: like in sex with whip cream.
Speaker 3: A little too much to it.
Speaker 1: It's just like apple, Yes, apples.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, If Greg do you were here, he'd
Speaker 2: go into shock from his allergies.
Speaker 1: But it's just not apples. No, it's not. It's brown
Speaker 1: sugar cinnamon. It tastes like this apple butter in the middle. Right,
Speaker 1: come on, Andrew, you're so over dramatic.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's bad.
Speaker 1: It's too overpowering. I don't like this very rosted brown
Speaker 1: sugar cinnamon.
Speaker 3: It is a little too much of something in it.
Speaker 1: I don't like get I'm gonna give this two bowls.
Speaker 1: There was a Pop Tarts cereal back in the eighties.
Speaker 1: It was a strawberry and there was also a brown
Speaker 1: sugar something or other, and they brought them back. That's
Speaker 1: a great story.
Speaker 3: I like the kisses better.
Speaker 1: There's sprinkles. I didn't even notice that toutch on the
Speaker 1: strawberry one. No, there's sprinkles on this one too. I
Speaker 1: don't see them. Scott, it's right here.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give this two bowls.
Speaker 1: I'll give it three. I like pillow cereals. No marshmallows, No,
Speaker 1: that's milk. That's faked milk. I like cereals that are
Speaker 1: pillows that have things, that have things. And that's the
Speaker 1: technical name of these. They're pillows, that's what they're called.
Speaker 1: So I like cereals to have things inside of them.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give it three balls.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 2: Pillows remind me of pillow cereals, you know, and they
Speaker 2: have the little hide a thing for your pets so
Speaker 2: that they don't detect when you're giving them a pill
Speaker 2: like your dog.
Speaker 1: Greenies makes those don't say what this makes no sense.
Speaker 1: So pop tarts just by themselves are already an on
Speaker 1: the go cereal. They now make no on the go
Speaker 1: breakfast pastry. Yeah it's not as a pop tart's not
Speaker 1: a cereal. You're dope. This is okay cool.
Speaker 4: So, as I was saying, find your way to an
Speaker 4: on the go pop tarts snacking experience, now they make
Speaker 4: pop tarts bites.
Speaker 1: Oh those, yeah, they're great. And the bars also, but
Speaker 1: they're already on the go. Gotta sell more man different shapes,
Speaker 1: different sizes.
Speaker 3: They do taste a little bit different.
Speaker 1: No, but you know what, kids like to take the
Speaker 1: little pouches.
Speaker 3: To school and just pop take the pouches to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do they taste like an actual like soft pop tarts?
Speaker 3: Though now they're a little different.
Speaker 1: Because it's not quite as much filling for the area.
Speaker 3: I don't I love what my area has.
Speaker 1: We gotta go. I don't like. Okay, go ahead, and
Speaker 1: I don't like what go go ahead, go ahead. I'm ready. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you for giving me time on my podcast. You
Speaker 1: can have the floor. I really appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the strawberry ones are really good, but I don't
Speaker 4: like crunchy pop tarts, and that's what I think the
Speaker 4: bites are.
Speaker 1: Like, what do you like? I like? Yeah, the soft ones.
Speaker 3: Do you like pop tarts in the toaster or no microwave?
Speaker 1: Five seconds?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Here we go right? Sorry, wait, do you put in
Speaker 1: the microwave too? Yeah? I would put them in the microwave.
Speaker 3: See I put it in the toaster.
Speaker 4: Get put it in the microwave for five to ten seconds.
Speaker 4: That's all you need.
Speaker 3: Wrap it in a taor towel or no, I thought you.
Speaker 1: Were gonna say, in the tinfoil.
Speaker 3: No, what do I look like?
Speaker 1: Welcome to breakfast pastry Talk.
Speaker 4: Okay, so literally, anytime we deviate from anything, you just
Speaker 4: have to like.
Speaker 1: But when you talk for a long time about.
Speaker 4: It, it hasn't been a full minute, you ch I listen.
Speaker 2: We're actually giving people advice on like because a lot
Speaker 2: of times, if I'm going to put something in the
Speaker 2: microwave so that it doesn't get too soft, I wrap
Speaker 2: it in a paper towel. Or if I have like
Speaker 2: a stale bagel and I want the bagel, if you
Speaker 2: wrap it in a paper towel and you put in
Speaker 2: the microwave for fifteen to thirty seconds, it's soft again.
Speaker 3: Yep, come on, you learning things here?
Speaker 1: No, I do the same thing. Tortillas too. It works,
Speaker 1: you guys done? How you guys did?
Speaker 3: This is good? We're only allowed to talk about that
Speaker 3: on our bread podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, carb lovers, Well, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for listening to Serial Killers. This has been episode sixty
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Speaker 4: You just now throwing things when other people talk? You're
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Speaker 3: Can we get back to cereal?
Speaker 1: Please? I gotta go.
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