1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little Secret sign for your dirty little secret. Remember, 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: if you have a dirty little secret, you can tell 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:07,680 Speaker 1: us on the show. I have to do is text 4 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 1: in four one to six one and you can tell 5 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: us anything, anything you want. You can say whatever you want. 6 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: How many times I'm gonna say that a lot more probably, 7 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 1: But you can say whatever you want because we keep 8 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 1: you anonymous. Nobody knows who your name is. We don't 9 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets 10 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname. And I don't have an idea 11 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: of a name. So English, Evan, do you have a 12 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: fake name? Yeah? Oh you go one A no, no, 13 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: because he's putting on a spot. Oh okay, here we go. 14 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: It is microphone. That was terrible, nothing either way. My 15 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: microphone is on the phone. Hello, microphonephone. Yeah. You know. 16 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: So I've been doing this. We've been doing these for 17 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: a while, the dirty little secrets, and I started keeping 18 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: people's names anonymous with fake, weird nicknames. And I've been 19 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: running out lately because my creativity is an all time low, 20 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: and so I'm having Alex and English even try to 21 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: do it. Alex's couple with some good ones. English seven 22 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: first time I called on you to do it, and 23 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: we said it was a microphone. Microphone. I bet you're 24 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: glad I did it. I am, I'm glad I made 25 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: that decision. Alex, do you have one? I do? Actually, 26 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: anything would be about in what is it the dog 27 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,559 Speaker 1: underneath its owner's downward dog? What dog underneath its owner's 28 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: downward Its owner's doing a downward dog? It's the owner 29 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: person doing yoga with their dog. It's their dog. I'm sorry, 30 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: right that is not as good as well, at least 31 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: it's got levels to it looking up at his own 32 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: down on a story. That's not a nickname on the phone. 33 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 1: Right now, we have the dog of an owner doing 34 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: yoga in the downward dog position with his dog. Hello dog? 35 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: Hell yeah yeah? Can we just say dog? Sure, let's 36 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: just get started with a secret. What's your where's your 37 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I'll take downward? M Well. So I 38 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: was in a relationship for about a year and uh 39 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: with a with a guy, and I thought it was 40 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: going pretty well. And then he has this collection of 41 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 1: hoodies that he loves. It's like every day it's a 42 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 1: different hoodie. It's like, you know, almost like Smurfet's closet 43 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,919 Speaker 1: and we would he had he would sit over here 44 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: all the time, left a bunch of his hoodies over here, 45 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,959 Speaker 1: and you know it was not it was ugly and 46 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: he left his hoodies were ugly. Just disaster. Yeah, the 47 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 1: breakup was ugly. Oh okay, And that was a few 48 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: weeks ago, and he had the nerve to call me 49 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: and ask me if I can send him his hoodies? No, 50 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 1: he wow, Well, I mean I would want my hooks 51 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,959 Speaker 1: back to No. No, if the relationship ends, you don't 52 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 1: get your hoodies back, because what do you do. You 53 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 1: don't give your You don't get the hoodies back. Of course, 54 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: that's your clothes. What else would you ask for back? 55 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: You can't ask for like, oh, say I gave you 56 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: something for your birthday and I'd be like, oh, give 57 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: me that back? Did he say? Because it was not 58 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: his hoodies, it was his It was just his boyfriendsodies. Yeah, 59 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 1: I was your boyfriend's hoodies, right, they were there, they're 60 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: my boyfriend's. Yeah, so they're boy his boyfriend's property that 61 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 1: he left there called from back. It still sucks that 62 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: he called us for him back, but I could see 63 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: I would want my hoodies back even it's fallow because 64 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: you would want your ex to still have your hoodies. 65 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: I think I would. Yeah, So, I mean that just 66 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:23,679 Speaker 1: really ticked me off, and I did something that it 67 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: felt good at the time. I don't know that I'm 68 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: necessarily proud of it, or that I be hooked up 69 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 1: with another dude wearing his hoodie. You wouldn't have the 70 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: hoodie on. That's not a bad idea, it's not a 71 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: bad idea. But he couldn't leave the hoodie on. You 72 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: don't still have your shirt on or before or yeah, before. 73 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: The problem is it's impossible to wear them now because yeah, no, 74 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: but I took all of them and I cut them 75 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: all up and did little pieces. Oh that must have 76 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: taken a long time. It took a few hours. Yeah, 77 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: a few hours. Yeah, I mean that's savage. He's got 78 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 1: a bunch. No, but I was thinking a good way 79 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 1: to tell him. I'm actually looking at it right now 80 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: is I put them in a box and I have 81 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: his address written on it, and I'm considering nailing it 82 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 1: to him. Oh, you definitely should. You should, really, you 83 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: know what, I think I will. All right, Well, thanks 84 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 1: for telling us you a little, dirty, little secret. Whatever 85 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: your name was dog microphone dog. Thanks guy. What's your 86 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: dirty little secret.