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Speaker 1: Okay, it's crunch time. Just a heads up.

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Speaker 2: Every website I've looked at says if you want Christmas

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Speaker 1: Life, so much to buy? I know, that's just my

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Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, we'll just start hand making something now.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Full Show podcast. Thanks so much for

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Speaker 1: being here.

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Speaker 2: We know it's a crazy time of year, and hopefully

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Speaker 2: this just makes you laugh. We've got a lot of

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Speaker 2: fun stuff on the way. We've got your we're counting

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Speaker 2: down actually the second date updates. People don't relaze, but

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Speaker 2: we're at n nine for the best of the year

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Speaker 2: doing that, and then at number five for the best

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Speaker 2: phone tap of the year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got the countdowns on separate wavelengths, but they're

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Speaker 1: And negative one for Alexis's voice right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going down south, down south, before it goes

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Speaker 1: What are our comments?

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Speaker 3: This one is funny and it was on an old

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Speaker 3: podcast that okay, like years ago, because I do see

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Speaker 3: the comments by the way you assue him and Matt said, OMG,

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Speaker 4: COVID twenty nineteen sucks.

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Speaker 5: Nothing could make this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tell you that was a year for our show.

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Speaker 1: Yo time.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, hey, welcome to the podcast, and we

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Speaker 2: hope you enjoy the next hour.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I gotta say, I feel like I've been so selfish lately,

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I like you to

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Speaker 4: say something lately, just these past few weeks, all the dank,

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Speaker 4: delicious gifts that we've been talking about it because they've

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Speaker 4: all been for our listeners, and not one of them

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Speaker 4: has really been targeted towards my co host here. And

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Speaker 4: that's why today Brook, Yes, this is my gift for you,

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Speaker 4: a trend you'd never hear of if it wasn't for

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Speaker 1: You know you're not getting me anything, You're just telling

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Speaker 4: Information is okay? Brook?

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Speaker 5: When does jeff a trend before Brook?

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Speaker 4: Because the latest food hack to go viral on social

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Speaker 4: media is vanilla ice cream doused in red wine. That's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with no creamy red wine.

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Speaker 4: You don't even know how it works. You take a

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Speaker 4: bowl of ice cream and then pour red wine over top.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's what that's actually how I thought it.

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Speaker 4: Ever, you want to put on top, Brook, feel free?

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Speaker 1: Why don't I just eat the ice cream?

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Speaker 4: And that's that's not festive. Okay, you gotta put him

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Speaker 4: watch you pouring cabernet in Apparently the recipe has actually

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Speaker 4: been kicking around the internet for a while, but it's

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Speaker 4: But another TikTok video suggests leaning more into the dairy

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Speaker 4: by making it a red wine milkshake where you take

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Speaker 4: ice cream, red wine, vodka, fresh raspberries, and honey, blend

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Speaker 4: Thicker and put some eggnog in there too. Broke's stopping you.

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Speaker 4: Shots for Christmas this year, we're calling ice cream and

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Speaker 7: It seems like every year Christmas keeps on growing. The

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Speaker 4: Jeff's on the mind.

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Speaker 7: Today we're putting all those years of festive obligation to

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Speaker 7: good use during a special holiday Hoopla edition. By twenty

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Speaker 7: Here's how it works. I have a list of the

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Speaker 1: What did I do last Saturday? Christmas tree farm? What

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Speaker 7: It number one, even baking cookies number six on the list.

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Speaker 4: Is that your diabetic? Do you still bake cookies for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: What about just like a Christmas dinner?

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Speaker 7: Christmas dinner not make this list? Maybe not the meal

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Speaker 1: You, okay. Something that we like to do is read.

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Speaker 4: Family page came. That's number twelve.

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Speaker 7: Wow, oh my god, Brooke said, reading your.

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Speaker 7: Lights number nine, driving around to look at the lights.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey were talking holiday traditions.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so, even though again my family was Jewish, there

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Speaker 4: My parents would go on to the Neeman Marcus website

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Speaker 7: Bread Houses number thirteen. Alexis, you had a silver saved,

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Speaker 7: so you're still in the game opening gifts, opening one

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Brooke, I can't believe.

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Speaker 2: The one family tradition that Jeff's family didn't do was

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Speaker 1: So Santa Photos.

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Speaker 4: Santa Picks is number eighteen did sit on old men's laps.

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Speaker 7: This is a kind of I think this is more

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Speaker 7: old school Christmas caroling. Caroling did not make my list,

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Speaker 7: Jose Jeffrey will get to you.

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Speaker 4: I do remember when I was nine, my mom drive

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Speaker 7: Okay, free lighting did not make the list. That means

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Speaker 7: the ladies of one Today's vision of Alessie of twenty.

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Speaker 7: Some of the things you guys missed in the list

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Speaker 7: putting up outdoor lights, light house Yeah, secret Sannah making

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Speaker 7: and sending Christmas cards, holiday market, reading a holiday story

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Speaker 7: That's just what I do. Holiday concert, donating toys, cookies

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Speaker 5: Era holiday breakfast.

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Speaker 4: Well, the girls got the most right, so they get

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Speaker 4: That was your holiday shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: We got your phones out coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 10: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We've been talking so much about the holidays in the

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Speaker 4: last few weeks, ranking all the hot new gifts out there,

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Speaker 4: like the five speed air Frier Combo Drone Super.

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Speaker 7: I love them.

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Speaker 1: Chicken wings actually fly from the.

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Speaker 4: Scott Brook Wishes. But we really haven't talked at all

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Speaker 4: about next year. Oh right, Like, did you know the

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Speaker 4: Department of Transportation just announced a billion dollar grant to

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Speaker 4: make the experience better in airports?

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Speaker 2: Awesome? If this has to do with pull up bars,

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Speaker 5: Would relax.

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Speaker 4: Well, let's be honest. Some of the airports in this

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Speaker 5: That's good.

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Speaker 1: Those are called germ zones.

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Speaker 4: That's what I always think when I go to the airport.

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Speaker 4: I want more screaming kids in here.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to get kids screaming on a plane

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Speaker 1: It is actually helpful to all of your children.

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Speaker 4: Never get tired. This is just a fact of life. Second,

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not cross fit on the tarmac.

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Speaker 4: Let's do it. Twenty four hour fitness at the airport.

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Speaker 4: you think airports need more sweaty people. In the Laser

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Speaker 5: I really had a great Gramma Mabel who loved.

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Speaker 11: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 4: This first laser story is out of Salt Lake City, Alay.

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Speaker 4: A female DoorDash driver named Courtney with a K was

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Yo, the roast beef sandwich is brick.

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Speaker 4: You were with me on.

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Speaker 1: My kids have never eaten there, but they love screaming.

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Speaker 4: Then she got sick spray. They inspected the food in

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Speaker 4: And as for the customer, he says he's definitely gonna

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Speaker 6: Oh man.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, she works for peppermill.

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Speaker 4: This next lazer story is out of Skegness, England. Eighty

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Speaker 4: six year old Roy Marsh was taking a walk around

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Speaker 4: And that's when some beach grass flew into his mouth.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly what he did, spat it out immediately, and

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh, why, it's not that type of grass, officers.

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Speaker 4: Was a wanted criminal? Yeah, a missing person? None of

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Speaker 1: But it was just it was beach grass, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: That's what Roy tried to explain to them. It was beachgrass.

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Speaker 4: It flew into my mouth. But they were having none

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Speaker 4: He and his wife paid it. But the officers told

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Speaker 4: out of Food News. Say, for the first time ever

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Speaker 4: in the US, Oreo is dropping his zero sugar version.

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Speaker 4: And no, it's not a knockoff that you'd find in

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Speaker 5: God, because I've been eating the triple stuff. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 4: It's nice that you have your your life. With more

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Speaker 4: There's been a strange hole in the snack universe. No

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Speaker 4: true sugar free sandwich cookie that actually tastes like the

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Speaker 2: It says aspartame free, because that's usually the stuff that

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Speaker 4: Like monk fruit, aspertain and with and Nabisco says with

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Speaker 4: a cookie dropping next month, bonus, you can still twist

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Speaker 5: I wonder what's going to change the texture of the frosting.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I think we should do applying taste tests.

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Speaker 5: Let's do it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they claim it tastes exactly like the original, and

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Speaker 4: management made sure the Oreo zero keeps the whole ritual intact.

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Speaker 4: So the big question everyone's asking what do they use

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Speaker 4: instead of sugar? Luckily it's sweetened with all natural multitoll polydextrose,

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Speaker 4: suit gre loose as to ful of tame potassium and

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Speaker 4: I love polydextrosle Go to your final laser story out

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Speaker 4: of Holiday headquarters. Ah right, are you a good gift wrapper?

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Speaker 4: And are we worse at it than we used to?

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Speaker 4: Be probably. Google shared a list of the top gifts

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Speaker 4: that we are struggling to wrap right now.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Number four, how to wrap a candle that.

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Speaker 1: Is called a gift bag. Yeah, amazing, you just discovered over.

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Speaker 4: Very nice round stuff is definitely harder to wrap. YouTube

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Speaker 4: and one expert says, don't bother just like Brooks said,

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Speaker 4: toss it in a gift bag.

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Speaker 4: Number three on the most googled things to wrap, how

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Speaker 4: You can tell the easiest way is to put it

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Speaker 1: It's a big gift. I mean it could be one

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Speaker 5: Talking smaller pieces like that, and then you can just

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Speaker 4: Number two how to wrap power wheels like the little

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Speaker 4: of the box. Maybe don't wrap that one. Just go

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Speaker 4: Although one expert says it's a million times easier if

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Speaker 4: the number one thing we're asking Google to help us

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Speaker 1: Because obvious what it is. Maybe who's giving.

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Speaker 4: Well instead, One gift wrapping expert says, this might surprise you.

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Speaker 4: It's square and flat, so just wrap it normal, okay,

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Speaker 4: or throw it in a gift bag. Yes, square gift back.

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Speaker 2: I feel like after this list, anyone could be a

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Speaker 4: True, Jeff.

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Speaker 5: What do I do when I want to give a

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: In a gift bag, Yeah, gift gift bag inception that one.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of gifts that are hard to wrap, this guy's

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Speaker 4: hoping for a calendar as well for Christmas. Famous footwear

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Speaker 4: from the eighteen hundreds those in Napoleonic military boots with

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Speaker 4: buttons straps. Yes, I don't mind if I do that's

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Speaker 4: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 4: the day. Whoops, there goes my phone.

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Speaker 1: It's over.

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Speaker 4: Somebody's buying me a new iPhone and put it in

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Speaker 4: a gift bag. Do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning after.

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Speaker 4: You get someone's number, How long do you normally wait

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Speaker 4: to go on a date? A couple of days unless

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Speaker 4: you're jose who can be over at your place within

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Speaker 4: the hour with a wedding ring, the minister in both

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Speaker 1: But how did you call my mom and dad?

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Speaker 4: Should we consummate it right here?

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Speaker 7: But recently I'm going to lose my virginity and consummate

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Speaker 4: Loo, good for you, man. But we got a voicemail

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Speaker 4: the other day from a one who wasn't able to

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Speaker 4: really embarrassing that happened to her while she was out

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Speaker 4: roller skating. Oh, you're going to hear her explain it herself.

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Speaker 4: And a brand new Loser line is coming up right after.

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Speaker 10: This a minute. Is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 10: loser line good.

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Speaker 4: If you haven't heard the loser line before. It works

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Speaker 4: like this. Let's say someone approaches you who is slightly

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Speaker 12: if you were a triangle, you'd be a cute what.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever you do, don't mock him in front of

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Speaker 4: Ye hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play on the air. Voicemails like this one. Hi, Danny,

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Speaker 4: this is I was. I was the guy at the

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Speaker 4: coffee shop the other day. I was the guy that.

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Speaker 6: They gave you that dollar because you know you needed

455
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Speaker 6: a dollar, and I just you gave me your phone

456
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Speaker 6: number because you were going to pay me back. And

457
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Speaker 6: I just need to know when that's going to happen,

458
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Speaker 6: because you know, like I've got a budget and that

459
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 6: dollar is part of my budget. I texted my Venmo

460
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 6: information to you. See, you don't even have to talk

461
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 6: to me or see me imperson. But it's been a week,

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Speaker 6: you know, and and at a compacted interest rate of

463
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Speaker 6: thirteen percent. You actually you owe me three dollars and

464
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Speaker 6: fourteen cents now, So yeah, you don't need to call

465
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Speaker 6: me or anything, just just like text.

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Speaker 4: Me when when you make the transfer. Thanks. Next message,

467
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Speaker 4: And ladies, you're always saying you want a guy who

468
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Speaker 4: pays attention to the tiny details in your relationship. Here's

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Speaker 4: your Romeo.

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Speaker 1: I mean I kind of feel that guy. You're on

471
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Speaker 1: a budget. It's a dollar you can throw.

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Speaker 4: Doll break the banks.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it could be we shouldn't have lent it to

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Speaker 1: begin with.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, next message, Hey, Brad, I didn't give you a

477
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Speaker 13: quick call, and just tell you that I'm so so

478
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 13: sorry for not calling you. Back to the last few weeks.

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Speaker 13: Last time we talked, the craziest thing happened to me.

480
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Speaker 13: So the other day I was I was watching my

481
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Speaker 13: favorite show, you know, Ginny and Georgia, obviously, and I'm

482
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,239
Speaker 13: catching up in the new season. And so remember when

483
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Speaker 13: Georgia she was good friends with Cynthia even though they

484
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Speaker 13: weren't friends before, and she went over to Cynthia's house.

485
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Speaker 13: She walked in to the room where Cynthia's dying husband

486
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Speaker 13: is literally in a coma, like how long has he

487
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Speaker 13: been in this coma? For the whole season one? And

488
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Speaker 13: guess what she did. She put the pillow over his

489
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Speaker 13: mouth to stuffocate him. And I was just like, oh,

490
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Speaker 13: oh my god, this shit is so good and it

491
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 13: just gets crazier and crazier. So anyways, I couldn't put

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Speaker 13: it down, so I decided I'm gonna watch it while

493
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Speaker 13: it was whirlerblading, obviously, and then I get hit by

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Speaker 13: a car. I mean technically a parked car. I ran

495
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Speaker 13: into it, but it did end up leaving like a

496
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Speaker 13: lot of damage. And so anyway, the doctor said, I'm

497
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Speaker 13: gonna be out there like five or six weeks, but

498
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Speaker 13: then I'll be ready to hang out against.

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Speaker 1: Next message, that is so good you can't stop watching?

500
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Speaker 1: Is that a real show? It sounded like a soap opera.

501
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: Everything she said is one hundred percent No, No, it's.

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Speaker 4: Show, including hitting a parked car and caring.

503
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Speaker 1: I like she's so addicted she couldn't put her phone down.

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00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. Have you been to our TikTok yet? By the way,

505
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 4: at Brooke and Jeffrey, If you haven't, you should because

506
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Speaker 4: we post the number one loser line of the week

507
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 4: on there. You can like it, share it, show your

508
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 4: grandma and make her teeth fall out.

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Speaker 1: You could use a sound yourself or something.

510
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you'll learn something every time you listen to

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Speaker 4: one of these voicemails. Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 14: One, Marcy, how's it going?

513
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 9: It's your prize?

514
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 12: You know you won me?

515
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 9: Well, you didn't win me.

516
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 14: You bid on me at the charity event.

517
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Speaker 9: The win a eight.

518
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Speaker 14: So we got to make sure that million dollars that.

519
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Speaker 9: You bid on me is words it.

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00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 4: I just messed with you.

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Speaker 9: It's just me.

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Speaker 8: I'm kind of kind of kooky. So let me know

523
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Speaker 8: when you want to do this. Because I got my

524
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Speaker 8: I want to make sure that you know I get

525
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Speaker 8: a babysitter or not.

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Speaker 9: You know what. You could come to my house.

527
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 4: I can cook for you.

528
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Speaker 9: We'll put the sun in the room. I can lock

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Speaker 9: the door.

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Speaker 8: I played Nintendo Switch a lot, so if you want

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Speaker 8: to play some Mario Kart, I'll take you down.

532
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 9: No, I'm kidding, I'll let you win.

533
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Speaker 14: No, I'm kidding.

534
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Speaker 9: I won't. I won't. I will let my son win.

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Speaker 9: Are you kidding me?

536
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 8: That doesn't teach him anything? If I if I let

537
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Speaker 8: him win, you know, like he gets upset sometimes. I'm like, dude,

538
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Speaker 8: you're six.

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Speaker 9: All right, man up, it's time.

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Speaker 4: It's time.

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Speaker 14: You're lucky.

542
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Speaker 9: I don't make you have.

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Speaker 4: A job right now, you know what I mean. Wow,

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Speaker 4: it's nice to hear from a good parent every once

545
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Speaker 4: in a while.

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Speaker 2: On this show, I thought like he's locking the kid

547
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Speaker 2: in the room. At least a kid has a Nintendo switch. Oh,

548
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 2: it's not for the kid.

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Speaker 15: Next message, I wrote a song for you.

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Speaker 14: I don't want to be embarrassed.

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Speaker 16: I am in advand so it's not a big deal

552
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Speaker 16: of it. It's chill and an intimate So if you're ready,

553
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 16: aho you kick me, check me and your.

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Speaker 12: You are.

555
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 13: Yeah, it sounds much better with the guitars behind it.

556
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 4: But bye, I did not expect that her song voice

557
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 4: is a little bit different than her normal speaking voice.

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00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: I want to start playing that song at the station.

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00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 5: Was a metal band.

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00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: I've never heard metal acappella. Yeah, it definitely hits different.

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00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 4: I would judge it, but I've heard people on this

562
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 4: show sing, So I'm just gonna held and call it

563
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 4: really really good.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're talking about yourself.

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00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this

566
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 4: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

567
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel. Just you listen to every

568
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 4: Loser Line secondary and phone tap right on there. That's

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00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 4: your loser Line phone tap is coming up right after this.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We are halfway through the countdown of our top ten

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Speaker 4: phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 15: It is.

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Speaker 4: We're at number five today where we prank a long

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00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 4: time Chicago Bears fan who's been a season ticket holder

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Speaker 4: for the past eleven years.

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Speaker 1: I love this last so yes, he.

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00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 4: Has witnessed some rough times, but it's about to get

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Speaker 4: even rougher because Team Customer Relations is about to tell

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Speaker 4: him a wild new stadium policy change is being put

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Speaker 4: in effect that he might find very surprising. In your

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Speaker 4: number five phone tap of the year. Right now, it's

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffries ten Phone Taps of Christmas, number five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 4: am I speaking with mister Marlin Mack.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Who is this?

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Speaker 4: Hi, sir? Thank you. I work for the Chicago Bears.

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00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 4: I'm vice president of crowd Customer Relations over at Soldier Field.

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00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 14: Really well, yes, sir, what's going on?

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00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 9: What's happening?

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Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I just wanted to reach out

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00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 4: and thank you for being a season ticket holder for

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Speaker 4: the last eleven years. Yeah, yeah, you know that's quite

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00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 4: a run. That's why we're calling all of our longtime

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00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 4: fans just to let them know we're going to be

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Speaker 4: moving towards a more quiet stadium experience going forward.

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Speaker 14: Quiet quiet, Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 11: Man?

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Speaker 9: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: It's part of a new policy where the Bears are

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Speaker 4: testing out a more family friendly fan experience.

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Speaker 14: How does that work?

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00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 4: Well, you can still root for the team, just silently,

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Speaker 4: you know, in a way that won't disturb others, especially

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Speaker 4: the visiting team.

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Speaker 9: Now you got to be kidding me.

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00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 4: Well, sir, sir, No, this isn't a joke. I'm serious.

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Speaker 4: Your section section four to forty five has been designated

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Speaker 4: as a note sir? Can you please stop laughing? Okay, well,

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00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 4: you really do sound like a Bears fan. I'll give

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00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 4: you that.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, man, do you really work for the Bears?

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Speaker 4: I do, sir, and I'm trying to let you know

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Speaker 4: that your section section four to forty five has been

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Speaker 4: designated as a no cheering zone.

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Speaker 14: Oh god, okay, you know I needed this, man.

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Speaker 11: Well, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I know it's been a rough go for us over

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Speaker 4: the years, so I know you needed a laugh, but

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Speaker 4: I'm being very serious with you.

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Speaker 14: Oh oh man, you go give me a heart attack.

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Speaker 9: Man.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you got your laughs out, and you understand that

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Speaker 4: we are changing your section to a no cheering zone.

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Speaker 14: Okay, that's great. I want to come to it. I

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00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 14: want to experience that. Can I drink? Can I bring

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00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 14: a couple of beers in there?

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00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 4: You can drink. But here's what you need to know

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Speaker 4: going forward. You are allowed to clap politely. So what

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Speaker 4: you're doing right, well, sir, it would not fly. This

630
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 4: is too loud. It would violate the no noise policy

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Speaker 4: we're installing.

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Speaker 14: Oh man, you know that's why I would be drinking talking.

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Speaker 4: Calms down, man, Okay, well okay, that's probably highly recommended

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Speaker 4: for you. Okay. In addition to the light clapping, you

635
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 4: are allowed to whisper chance.

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00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 14: Give you an example.

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00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 4: If we're on defense, you could chant defense.

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00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 14: Oh no, that's hey, Look that sounds creepy.

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Speaker 16: Man.

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00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 4: Well it's an option for you, and it'll sound a

641
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 4: lot better when the entire section is doing it. But

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00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 4: yelling or screaming or laughing maniacally will lead to immediate

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Speaker 4: removal and we would have to revoke your tickets as well.

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00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 14: Hey, do your bosses know that you're on the phone

645
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 14: talking like this fan?

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00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 4: They're the ones who came up with this policy. So

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00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 4: my job is to relay it to the fan base.

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Speaker 14: This is a ridiculous fan what part exactly? Oh? But

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Speaker 14: I hey, I give it to you. Man, it's funny.

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Speaker 4: I'm not really sure what's funny here, sir. You're being

651
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 4: told that your section is being redesignated as a no

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00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 4: cheering zone.

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Speaker 14: So if I cheer, am I going to go to jail?

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Speaker 4: All right, sir? Are you mocking me right now?

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Speaker 7: Oh my god?

656
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Speaker 14: Oh man, you wasted my time, buddy, I gotta go

657
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 14: to work. Man, So like, I accept.

658
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 9: THEE and all of that.

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Speaker 14: Okay, you got anything else on me?

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Speaker 4: Actually, one more note? Well, when the Lions come into town,

661
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 4: you are going to have to cheer for them.

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Speaker 9: Now you're talking crazy.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean you can understand that they don't have

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Speaker 4: enough fans. They don't have enough fans to cheer for

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Speaker 4: their team. We need, we need to give them a

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Speaker 4: little bit of support.

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Speaker 14: I've been nice. I listened to all this garbage money.

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Speaker 4: Well you kind of laughed through it. It wasn't very nice.

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Speaker 9: Okay, the joke's over now, buddy.

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Speaker 4: Not according to your wife Kathy. She wants the joke

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Speaker 4: to keep going.

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Speaker 14: Kathy, what oh, buddy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so maybe you're catching on that. You're right. I

674
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Speaker 4: don't work for the Bears. I'm actually from a radio

675
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Speaker 4: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

676
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Speaker 4: prank on you.

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Speaker 7: You know what?

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Speaker 14: You know what you made my day?

679
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Speaker 4: Well you should thank your wife Kathy for it, because

680
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 4: you said that you're a huge Bears fan, so she

681
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Speaker 4: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 14: I know it's kind of creepy, but I had a

683
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Speaker 14: long day. Oh damn, that was nothing like having a

684
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Speaker 14: nice long laugh.

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Speaker 4: Dan, Can I get a whisper chant for defense before

686
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Speaker 4: we go? Say that's super creepy?

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Speaker 10: What was your number five bone tap of twenty twenty five?

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Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Can we just level the playing field here for a

690
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Speaker 4: second and remind everyone that we're all human and we've

691
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 4: all been betrayed by our bodies before. Like just last week,

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Speaker 4: I walked into the break room right after Alexis was

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Speaker 4: in there, okay, and oh I had to bring in

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Speaker 4: an industrial fan just to air that baby. Okay, the

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Speaker 4: glass on the fridge had condensation, the biggest tutor. Okay,

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Speaker 4: but Alexis, don't feel bad, it's okay, don't feel embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: I don't hate your own body. It's okay. It does

698
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Speaker 4: it to everybody.

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00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 5: Everybody does too.

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Speaker 4: And one of our listeners knows your pain because her

701
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 4: date made her laugh so hard that something embarrassing slipped out. Oh,

702
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 4: it's much different than the bomb Alexis throck.

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00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 10: Lie.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't feel embarrassed. Okay, save space,

705
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Speaker 4: safe space here. But our listener is worried this could

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Speaker 4: be the reason that he's not calling her back again.

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Speaker 4: Different from what Alexis did. Okay, you can keep saying that,

708
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 4: but we're going to get the full story in your

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00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 4: second date update right after this second date updated. Brooke,

710
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Speaker 4: your husband is a collector of sports cards.

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Speaker 1: He loves them. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Does that make you more attracted to him? Or super

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Speaker 4: more attracted?

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Speaker 1: When he pulls out that Michael Jordan Rookie card.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if only it wasn't rated A three. I

716
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 2: don't know what that actually I think it's a one

717
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Speaker 2: because he wrote his initials on it when he was.

718
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Speaker 1: Seven years old.

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Speaker 4: That you just rubbed that card.

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Speaker 1: All load, because it doesn't matter as much as.

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Speaker 4: I bring it up because one of our listeners says

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Speaker 4: that the guy that she went out with mentioned that

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Speaker 4: he is a collector of items and it stopped her

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Speaker 4: in her track.

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Speaker 5: Collection.

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Speaker 4: We'll find out more about that in just a second,

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Speaker 4: but first let's talk to Carly here. Carly, you said

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Speaker 4: in your email that the guy's name is Ethan. How

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Speaker 4: did you meet him?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, we met on a dating app.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and whatever he collects part of his profile.

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Speaker 1: No, oh, it wasn't listed.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, a little surprise for you.

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Speaker 1: You don't say it with a smile on your face that, No.

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Speaker 15: It was revealed like midway through the date.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay. Well let's go chronologically then, before we get

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Speaker 4: to the collecting of stuff, tell us more about Ethan

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Speaker 4: and what attracted you to him.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, so initially, his one liner joke to me about

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Speaker 15: he was the world's okayist cook and he had a

741
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Speaker 15: picture of barnt grilled cheese.

742
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Speaker 4: That's really cute the fact that he could cook at all,

743
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 4: even if it is just okay, he's impressive.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's a cute line and it's an

745
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Speaker 2: easy way to then transition to let me cook you

746
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Speaker 2: something mid.

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Speaker 5: Setting a standard.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So did your date involve cooking?

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Speaker 15: He did not?

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Speaker 4: No, okay, all right, So tell us about what happened.

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Speaker 15: So, I mean, you know, we've been dating for like

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Speaker 15: ten eleven days, like not super long me talking right, Yeah,

753
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 15: we were talking texting, you know, ten eleven days okay.

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Speaker 4: Okay, in the build up to the actual first meeting.

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Speaker 4: So what did you guys actually do when you went out?

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Speaker 15: Well, we decided to meet up for dinner and we

757
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Speaker 15: went to Steak and Shake.

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Speaker 16: I love.

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00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 4: Is a fast food.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, shah over there and shakes in front.

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Speaker 2: Because it's like fast food. Was that cool with you

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Speaker 2: or was that a disappointment?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 15: I was okay with that. I mean he burnt girl cheese,

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Speaker 15: so you know, low standards, all right, And how.

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Speaker 4: Was the chemistry between you and Ethan?

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Speaker 15: It was really good. He was super funny, super sweet.

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Speaker 15: He held a door, he was like pulling out my

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Speaker 15: chair that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: No, I'm old school, like I think people.

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Speaker 1: Being polite is probably is pretty well received.

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Speaker 4: I slam the door in their face. We all have

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Speaker 4: different styles of Okay, so.

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Speaker 1: She does that to me this studio honestly, like learn

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Speaker 1: to open the door for somewhere.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to like get in the way

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Speaker 4: of your womanhood and do anything like that. So I'm

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00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 4: just trying to equal. We're equal in the work, I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: So okay. So, but you you thought that he was

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Speaker 4: being a real gentleman on this date with you, Carly?

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Speaker 15: I did for sure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is all sounding great. Was there something

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Speaker 2: like you said, the collection thing?

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Speaker 1: When did that come into play?

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Speaker 15: Well, he just randomly was like, I collect rubber ducker.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's the item that he collected.

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Speaker 1: Owners of those people.

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Speaker 5: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Rubbert ducks are huge right now. There is every type

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Speaker 2: of rubber duck ever.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, how did you feel about it, Carly?

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Speaker 15: I was kind of like weirded out. I was like what,

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Speaker 15: And then he said he keeps them for emotional support,

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Speaker 15: which makes.

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Speaker 1: It less weird.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that you could do that.

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Speaker 1: Was that a joke?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, he was like it was a joke. He was

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Speaker 15: just kidding.

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Speaker 7: Everyone.

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00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 2: Everyone's trying not to judge, we all just blood a

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00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 2: big sigh of all right, okay, although just to be clear,

804
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 2: there's nothing wrong with having emotional support ducks.

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00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 4: If anybody out there, Yes, it is to support okay,

806
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:13,959
Speaker 4: but that was a joke.

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Speaker 1: But the rubber ducks were real.

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00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 15: Yeah, no, he has rubber ducks, all right.

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00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: And so why is this a big part of the date?

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00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: Like you mentioned it?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 15: Yeah? He had some like super funny one liners like

813
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Speaker 15: that one, and I laughed so hard that I snored

814
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 15: in and he kind of looked at me like really

815
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 15: crazy when I did, and I was like, no, but.

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Speaker 1: You can't control it.

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00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like a what does you think? You

818
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 5: think it's too unattractive that it's a deal breaker.

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Speaker 15: I don't know. Listen, he still walked me to my

820
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 15: car and like kissed me and everything. The texting is

821
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 15: just not the same, Like I'm just getting those like

822
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 15: little texts here and there, and he's just kind of

823
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 15: putting no effort to little effort into things.

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Speaker 2: I am obviously biased, but I think storting is quite endearing.

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00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 4: Last, so you're thinking that at the end of the night,

826
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 4: the kiss was a pity kiss, even though like he

827
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 4: didn't approve of your snort. He was like, okay, final

828
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 4: still just you know.

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Speaker 15: I hope not.

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00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 2: You know, people have weird things like I have a

831
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 2: guy friend who won't date women depending on their thumb size,

832
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 2: and like he thinks thumbs are really weird.

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00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: They like creep him out.

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00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,919
Speaker 4: For I think I know that that is very very

835
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 4: personal information to share about somebody on Okay, we're not

836
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Speaker 4: trying to body shame.

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Speaker 1: Anybody, but like some people have weird it.

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Speaker 4: Don't call it weird, it's.

839
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Speaker 2: Yes.

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00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: Well, and if it's that, then he's not the guy

841
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: for you.

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00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 4: Is it possible that he's not calling you back because

843
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 4: you've got dragon thumbs? Brooks theory?

844
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 7: Are you holding the phone with just your It kind

845
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 7: of looks like a big toe, yeah.

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00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 4: Long claw. Let's just okay, enough about the dragon body parts.

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00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 4: Let's call this ethan guy. We'll see if he picks up,

848
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 4: and we will ask him all the questions to figure

849
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 4: out why he's not going out with you one more time.

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00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 4: Carly going to get your second date update right after

851
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 4: this second date update, you're the one. If you're sorry, yeah,

852
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 4: if you're just joining us, I'm playing this song because

853
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 4: our listener. Carly went out with a guy named Ethan

854
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 4: who told her that he collects rubber ducks, and he

855
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 4: made the joke that he keeps them as emotional support pets.

856
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 4: Again just a joke, but he does collect them, which

857
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,399
Speaker 4: begs the question, how bad do you feel when even

858
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 4: the rubber duck guy won't call you back?

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00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,919
Speaker 1: Say it like that, she's a door.

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00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 4: Do you consider this your rock bottom? Carly?

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00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're on this show, I think most

862
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 2: people would say that that's the case.

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00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 15: I feel pretty low, but not as low as you

864
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 15: think I do.

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00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. There is more phone call to come

866
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 4: so we can all.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to hype our listeners up. Carly, you're amazing

868
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 2: and and you deserve a second date.

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00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 4: We see how much she struggled to get that sentence.

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Speaker 4: That was really inspired.

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00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 2: I was going to bring up the snort and maybe

872
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 2: that's the reason he's not calling back.

873
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 4: It is a good point. She did mention that she

874
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 4: laughed so hard during the date that she snorted, and

875
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 4: that could have been a turn off to Ethan, but

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00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 4: we don't know.

877
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 7: Which reminds me nobody'd be too funny during this If

878
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 7: she starts snorting, and then Brooks starts snorting.

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00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, so you guys are funny, but as funny

880
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 15: as him.

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00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 4: All right, well, that's really motivated me to try super

882
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 4: hard for you.

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00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: It's going to back.

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00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 4: I can get one hundred percent effort into this. I'm

885
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 4: dialing his number right now. Let's see if he picks up.

886
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 4: Here we go.

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00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 15: Thank you, guys. I really hope you can get another

888
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 15: date for me.

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00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 4: All right, let's see here we go. Hello, Hey, we're

890
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Speaker 4: looking to talk with Ethan.

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00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 9: Okay, this is Ethan.

892
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: Hey, Ethan, there's a bunch of us here.

893
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 9: Who's this Hello?

894
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a radio show called brook and Jeffrey

895
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 4: in the Morning. We're like a team, very dysfunctional team,

896
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 4: and uh we're doing Yeah, we are together, and we're

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00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 4: here doing a segment called a second Date Update.

898
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Speaker 9: Oh okay, why are you calling me? What this is?

899
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: When people ask that? Yeah, just such a natural transit.

900
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 6: Ye.

901
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 4: Yeah. So it's a segment where we help out listeners

902
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 4: who've gone out on a date with somebody but the

903
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 4: second date hasn't materialized yet. We try and figure out

904
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 4: why if there's a reason. So we're doing that for

905
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 4: one of our listeners that you went out with named Carly.

906
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 9: Yeah, Carly, I know, Carly, what does this mean?

907
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 4: She mentioned you were a funny guy. It's coming across, dude.

908
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: No, I mean, honestly, from your response, it sounds like

909
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 2: maybe you were planning on calling Carly back and going

910
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 2: out with her again.

911
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, I mean are you serious? Am I really

912
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 9: on the air talking about this?

913
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

914
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 5: The whole segment we have based around dating.

915
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: It's you were just gonna say.

916
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, trust us.

917
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 4: I know this is a weird situation to be in.

918
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 4: But Carly is seriously confused because she says she had

919
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 4: a great time with you, but she's not seeing the

920
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 4: same amount of effort from you as she was before

921
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:39,399
Speaker 4: the date.

922
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 5: Kind of like an energy shift.

923
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 4: We're not sure if anything's changed.

924
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,479
Speaker 9: Well, that's surprising because I'm not trying to blow her off.

925
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 9: We got a great time.

926
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 1: Okay, that is so cute to hear. So you really

927
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: liked her?

928
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 9: Yeah? I thought she was great. She has a great laugh,

929
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 9: and we had a great time out.

930
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: She was actually worried about that.

931
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 4: So it sounds like you do want to go out

932
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 4: with her again.

933
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 9: Well, we were texting about when we were going to

934
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 9: try to get together again. I mean, I'm really just

935
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 9: surprised right now that she saw it that way that

936
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 9: I was blowing her off.

937
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: Oh you know how give me and daty like God

938
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 2: to like actually be positive and read everything in that way.

939
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 4: As far she doesn't know you well enough yet.

940
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 5: She doesn't know if you're going to hit her up

941
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 5: immediately or if a full day of not hearing from

942
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 5: you is going to be a horrible thing.

943
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 10: I don't know.

944
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, but everything that we're hearing right now sounds like

945
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 4: you're into her. You want to see her.

946
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I think so. Okay, Actually, uh, you know,

947
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 9: maybe I shouldn't be saying this. Don't don't tell her this.

948
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 9: It's maybe too early. I kind of bought her perfume.

949
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 4: That's interesting.

950
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: That's cute, like a travel size or full size bottle.

951
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:00,959
Speaker 4: Tag you can.

952
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: Attach to it.

953
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 4: Less needs to know, you know, that's interested?

954
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 6: Why?

955
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 9: Yeah?

956
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 4: What made you do that? Is it like a birthday

957
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 4: coming up for her or something?

958
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 9: To be honest, my ex used to wear it and

959
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 9: it kind of drove me crazy wild whoa god?

960
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 4: You bought it because it's the same as your exes.

961
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 15: For bro, I'm on the phone I'm on the phone.

962
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 4: I heard that. Yeah, that's Carly that's on the other

963
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 4: line listening to this. Uh, that's how this works. We

964
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 4: usually call her in.

965
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:32,760
Speaker 1: That is so weird.

966
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 15: He didn't know even the same as your ex. Are

967
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 15: you for real?

968
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 9: I didn't know you were on, Carley, I didn't know

969
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 9: you were on.

970
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, well I am. And that's disturbing, Like why, like, okay, seriously,

971
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 15: Brooke Alexis, can you guys help me out on that?

972
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 2: I mean, it could be worse. He could have bought

973
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 2: it because it's what his mom's spells, Like that.

974
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 4: Would be sweeter.

975
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: My mind did not even do that.

976
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 4: Okay, I think it's a good question. Why why do

977
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,720
Speaker 4: you want Carly to be wearing that same perfume?

978
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, wouldn't remind you of your ex?

979
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 9: I like the sense I thought she would smell grat

980
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 9: with it, honor.

981
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, maybe maybe there could be a different

982
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 2: scent though for Carly. You know, like yes, like my guy,

983
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 2: my husband is a sent guy. He loves sense like

984
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: you just maybe need to explore a different set.

985
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 4: Trump, stop trying to change men with every sentence.

986
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 2: Say, dude, that is disturbing you do not want to

987
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 2: remind it.

988
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm trying to read this and help you out here. Ethan,

989
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 4: you're saying you didn't buy it because it reminds you

990
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 4: of your ex. You buying it just because you like

991
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 4: the scent itself.

992
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 9: That's right, And this is not about my ex at all.

993
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 9: She doesn't own the sense, she doesn't own the perfume.

994
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 9: Anyone could buy it. I love the scent, and I

995
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 9: thought Carl would smell great with an honor. That was

996
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 9: a nice.

997
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 4: Gesture, Carly, are you hearing him?

998
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 15: I'm trying. I'm really trying to be open about this.

999
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 15: But like I also, I feel like when you smell

1000
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 15: a smell, you associate it with whoever was wearing it.

1001
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe you're a more powerful woman and he'll

1002
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 2: start associating it with you instead of.

1003
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: The sense on your body. Have different effects too.

1004
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 4: Literally, it could have been anybody. If his male man

1005
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 4: had been wearing the perfume, it would have driven him mad.

1006
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 12: I mean when I say back to here that like

1007
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 12: the scent is the number one connection to memories.

1008
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 2: Like Okay, but but listen, he was never going to

1009
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 2: tell her that it was the ex's scent.

1010
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I thought I was just talking to you guys.

1011
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: I mean, so technically we set them up for this,

1012
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Carly, like you got to

1013
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: give him a little bit.

1014
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 15: Of I feel you're You're not wrong. I agree with you, guys,

1015
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 15: I do think and when you put a cent on

1016
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 15: it does change like different body chemistries so fair enough,

1017
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 15: So you'll.

1018
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 9: Wear it then? Because I really like it?

1019
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 4: Oh why don't like?

1020
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have heard that question.

1021
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 4: Is that very very important to you if you're going

1022
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 4: to go out with her again?

1023
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 9: Like I said, guys, I really like it.

1024
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 15: You had me up until there. I don't know. Now

1025
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 15: I'm getting like creepy's again.

1026
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,959
Speaker 1: That's our fault. We're piling not Yes, okay.

1027
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 4: We are the weirdos in this conversation. He is totally normal.

1028
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 5: I would spray another before he sprays that few.

1029
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 9: That's a great point. I could wear it so you

1030
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 9: could know it on me first.

1031
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 1: Wait, I don't think men with women's is real hot.

1032
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 4: I'm starting to like this even more. Yeah, I'm very curious,

1033
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 4: just as an experiment to see how the second interaction

1034
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 4: would go between Carly and Ethan both wearing the same scent. Smells.

1035
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 1: She's gonna wear a cologne now, some Georgia HARMANI, but really.

1036
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 15: Were my ex boyfriend's cologne.

1037
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 9: I'll wear it, sure.

1038
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: Okay, getting all fair in love and sense.

1039
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 4: And the whole reason that we called you is to

1040
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 4: ask if you would see Carly one more time for

1041
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 4: a date and we would pay for it.

1042
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to ask a different set.

1043
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 9: I would love to see her again.

1044
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 4: You are okay? And Carly, are you still up for

1045
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 4: this even despite what you've heard?

1046
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 15: I guess so I'll give it.

1047
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a little bit surprised.

1048
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we did a good job. Yeah, I'm

1049
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: thrilled for You've been here on this one.

1050
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 4: Way better than if he had said she had dragon thumbs.

1051
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 4: So that's this was actually a big win for every time.

1052
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: Can't come back from that, No, you can't.

1053
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, man, I'm just really happy that

1054
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 4: she didn't overreact when she jumped in kind of loud.

1055
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 4: At first, I thought like, oh.

1056
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 9: No, this is it.

1057
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,479
Speaker 4: It's over. We're not going to come back.

1058
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 2: You don't say that part out loud, man, Like you

1059
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 2: buy the perfume and then you just leave it there,

1060
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 2: like and I understand he didn't know that she was

1061
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 2: on the phone, but even to us.

1062
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: But let's just keep it to myself.

1063
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 4: It was, like you said, like it was kind of

1064
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 4: our felt because he confessed that he liked her and

1065
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 4: he felt comfortable enough with us to confide that the

1066
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 4: perfume thing was supposed to be a gift, and then

1067
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 4: the ex girlfriend also used to wear it.

1068
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 2: I will say, I bet he would have told her

1069
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 2: just because in the sixty seconds, yeah, talk to him,

1070
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 2: he let it out. Yeah.

1071
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 4: Not like to think that it's more about like how

1072
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 4: comfortable people are around us that they will open up,

1073
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 4: not that he just has, you know, a blabbermouth.

1074
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 5: And also he didn't think it was a problem. He's like,

1075
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 5: oh yeah, I'm just gonna get her the same semixen

1076
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 5: always work as I love it, and then I'll call her.

1077
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: Let's be honest.

1078
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: The only reason any guy ever knows the smell of

1079
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 2: a perfume is because of some woman dated smell like Michelle.

1080
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 4: So then let's give credit to Carle who was able

1081
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 4: to hear him out and separate the X from the

1082
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 4: smell and agree to a very very pungent second date.

1083
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 7: I'm worried about how.

1084
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 5: Pungent it's going to be. Are they both going to show?

1085
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 4: We're going to bathe Yeah, we're gonna be gas masks

1086
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 4: when a meta. But text in to seven eighty five,

1087
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 4: nine to two and email the show. If you ever

1088
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 4: feel like you need a little bit of help in

1089
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 4: your dating life, we can call that person who's not

1090
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 4: calling you back and go check out all of our

1091
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 4: second dates wherever you get your podcast at Broke and.

1092
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1093
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 4: You guys know, my mom loves getting involved in my

1094
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 4: dating life without permission.

1095
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, just lifelike.

1096
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: God, it's so funny. I love it.

1097
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,280
Speaker 4: Is it funny?

1098
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: It is for me?

1099
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 4: Over the years, she set up dating profiles for me

1100
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 4: without my knowledge, put up billboards soliciting me as an

1101
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 4: available single mail God.

1102
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: I love that she's never promoted the show.

1103
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:42,479
Speaker 7: She loves.

1104
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, something on her mind. And there was that time

1105
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 4: where she was secretly recording me for weeks and compiling

1106
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 4: all the footage into an audition tape for ninety day fiance.

1107
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 4: Oh jeff Yeah, I don't know what hurt more learning

1108
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 4: that she was doing that or the fact that they

1109
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 4: didn't choose more technically. But there's one place on the

1110
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 4: internet that's still my safe space where even my mom

1111
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 4: can't freak people out, and that's Craigslist. Oh wow. It's

1112
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 4: just one of the reasons I'd check it every single

1113
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 4: week to make sure she's not impersonating me, but also

1114
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 4: to find brand new misconnections there. We got some new

1115
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 4: ones coming up right after this.

1116
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 10: City Misconnections that was me staring.

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Speaker 4: It's a special holiday edition of Craigslist Misconnections.

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Speaker 1: Today in the spirit I see.

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Speaker 4: And during this time of year, there's only two places

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Speaker 4: to find true love. One is on the ice skating

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Speaker 4: rink next to the hockey players beating each other with

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Speaker 4: frozen Yule logs. Yeah, I think those are you logs.

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Speaker 4: The second is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 4: We scour that website every week and we found the

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Speaker 4: best holiday misconnections that they had to offer us, like

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Speaker 4: this first one titled you.

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Speaker 12: Help Me pick out the Perfect Christmas Tree?

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Speaker 4: Oh I love this line a woman for Man seventy

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Speaker 4: three behind the Strip Mall.

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Speaker 12: She says, I'm kind of a novice when it comes

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Speaker 12: to picking out Christmas trees. My second husband, Gerald god

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Speaker 12: Rest his soul used to cut them down himself by

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Speaker 12: taking them out of other people's yards.

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Speaker 1: Oh you sound.

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Speaker 4: She had a rough life seventy years.

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Speaker 12: When I was tree shopping the other night, you appeared

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Speaker 12: out of nowhere like a pine needle cris kringle, and

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Speaker 12: you told me you knew the secret to picking out

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Speaker 12: the perfect tree.

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Speaker 1: Oh what is it? I want to know?

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Speaker 12: You then plucked exactly three needles from the one I

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Speaker 12: was looking at and placed them on the top of

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Speaker 12: your tongue Nomore. You swished them around in your mouth

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Speaker 12: like a fine wine, and proceeded to tell me what

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Speaker 12: month and day the tree was cut down, and what

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Speaker 12: region too. Was very impressive, and apparently you weren't done

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Speaker 12: for the next five minutes. You got up inside my

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Speaker 12: tree and ran your fingers up and down its wooden trunk,

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Speaker 12: inspecting it for imperfections and holes where small creatures could hide.

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Speaker 1: I think so, I don't think that.

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Speaker 12: After you were done, I went to pay and told

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Speaker 12: the cashier to give you my number. But so far

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Speaker 12: it's been quiet on the home front. But if I'm

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Speaker 12: being honest, the fires are roaring downstairs.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you want anything on fire down there.

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Speaker 12: How about a complimentary house call to water my.

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Speaker 1: Bush, I mean tree.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's signed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah f be.

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Speaker 4: This next misconnection is titled I Know what I wish

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Speaker 4: for this Christmas? It's you Man for a woman forty

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Speaker 4: one Santa's Workshop, he says. I was in line with

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Speaker 4: my five kids looking to get some Santa pics when

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Speaker 4: I spotted you, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Man, the five children.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you had on red tights, a short green mini skirt,

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Speaker 4: and some curly hooker shoes. I think that's when I

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Speaker 4: realized you weren't just another floozy walking around the mall

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Speaker 4: looking for a trick.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that that's what happens at the mall.

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Speaker 4: You were Santa's Elf for the day. When it was

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Speaker 4: our turn, my five little felons ran into the Jolly

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Speaker 4: Guy's lamp. I tried a few pickup lines. They were

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Speaker 4: mostly about gingerbread hardening in the oven. You said you

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00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 4: didn't get it. I said, you will. Before I knew it,

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Speaker 4: my youngest Milo took off Sanna's boot and threw up

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Speaker 4: in it.

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Speaker 1: For Senna.

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Speaker 4: In the craziness, we got separated, and I chased my

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Speaker 4: kids all the way over to the food court. For

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Speaker 4: security escorted us out. Oh wow, but it's all right.

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Speaker 4: I'll see you again next week when I bring my

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Speaker 4: other three kids for a picture.

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Speaker 2: Children that's signed drabberber oh man.

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Speaker 4: He made eight children, at least that we know of Brook.

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Speaker 4: You know he's a casanova at Hooker.

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Speaker 1: That Nick Cannon's cousin.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to your next holiday theme misconnection. This one

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Speaker 4: says you're the new girl man for woman thirty six

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Speaker 4: the office. He says, I met you at one of

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Speaker 4: the lamest company holiday parties I've ever been to ours.

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Speaker 1: We must have been at our.

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Speaker 4: According to the rules, this year's party had to be

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Speaker 4: a dry event, which meant no alcohol. That's why I

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Speaker 4: know I was actually attracted to you, because I wasn't

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Speaker 4: pulling up to Slosh Island.

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Speaker 1: Look at that little bright side to sobriety.

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Speaker 4: You were wearing snowflake shaped earrings and a Christmas sweater

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Speaker 4: with blinking lights that said Bipolar express Ah, so funny.

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Speaker 4: And we were chatting about how boring the party was

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Speaker 4: when I offered a spice things up a little. That's

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Speaker 4: when I showed you my hidden flask and you giggled

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Speaker 4: with delight.

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Speaker 1: Oh the party yeah, you have eyes on her.

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Speaker 4: After we shared a couple swigs, you got a weird

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Speaker 4: look on your face and told me I was an

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Speaker 4: embarrassment to serious drinkers everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 4: He walked away, and I thought I was out of luck.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she was actually just disappointed.

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Speaker 4: But five minutes later you came back and whispered in

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Speaker 4: my ear, so you really want a party? And that's

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Speaker 4: when you chugged a tiny bottle of liquid white out

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Speaker 4: and kissed me on the forehead, leaving a white lipstained.

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Speaker 1: Mama, she's got to have at least ulcers like.

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Speaker 4: After that, I lost track of you in the crowd,

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Speaker 4: but the last thing I saw were paramedics pulling up

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Speaker 4: to the front of the building.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 4: I figured you were involved. Yeah, let me know how

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Speaker 4: things ended up. And to tell the truth, I'm not

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Speaker 4: sure I'm ready for you. But what the hell? This

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Speaker 4: year has been a disaster anyway, Signed Rob Holiday themed Craigslist, Miska.

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You know what, how about a Christmas miracle right now,

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Speaker 4: right now? And by a miracle, I mean Natasha beating Brook. Okay,

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Speaker 4: her record is oh and twenty with one tie. That's

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Speaker 4: hard to do even if you tried to get all

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Speaker 4: the questions wrong.

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Speaker 5: Exactly true, if you tried to get them wrong.

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Speaker 1: Natasha, are you throwing the game on purpose?

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Speaker 16: You know?

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Speaker 14: I just get on here.

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Speaker 15: I just have a good old time.

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Speaker 4: But listen, oh twenty with one tie. That's the past, okay, Natasha,

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Speaker 4: Today is now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is such a beautiful quote that.

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Speaker 4: Is so and now will be gone by tomorrow?

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Speaker 10: WHOA?

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Speaker 1: But will tomorrow ever come?

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Speaker 4: We don't know. Always tomorrow, Natasha, still today, and you're

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Speaker 4: part of the Brook and Jeffrey family.

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Speaker 1: It's not yesterday. It's not yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Now until it doesn't. Wouldn't have it any other way,

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01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 4: wouldn't you? Natasha?

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Speaker 2: Alright, speechless t shirts and have that put.

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Speaker 15: It on it.

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Speaker 4: Yep. You gotta be front and back all the way

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Speaker 4: wrapped around. But Natasha, I feel like I've motivated you.

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Speaker 4: You are ready to make today your day.

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Speaker 14: Today's my day.

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Speaker 4: There we go, Yeah, are you ready to get into

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Speaker 4: the questions? Yep, let's go, let's do it. Good luck.

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Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is Bill of Rights Day.

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01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 4: The Bill of Rights is the first ten amendments of

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Speaker 4: what document.

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Speaker 14: I uh bill right in Winnie the Pooh.

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Speaker 4: What's the name of Kanga's baby? What South American country is?

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Speaker 4: Pop stars Shakira from Bill in The Hunger Games, Jennifer

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Speaker 4: Laurence stars as what character? How many toes do pigs

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Speaker 4: have on each foot?

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Speaker 14: Three?

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Speaker 15: All right, let's not even air this one.

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Speaker 4: I know this is classic Natasha, and we wouldn't want

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Speaker 4: to change you.

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Speaker 10: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 4: All right, now Brook is back in the studio here,

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Speaker 4: and let's talk about something else, Christmas traditions, because it

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Speaker 4: says here, Natasha, you have a holiday tradition that happens

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Speaker 4: every year at midnight. And I want to know about

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Speaker 4: this because I have things that definitely happen after midnight.

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Speaker 4: But Brooke won't let me talk about those on the

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Speaker 4: Let you talk about whoever it is.

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Speaker 1: I had to go to counseling after he told me

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Speaker 1: about that.

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Speaker 4: All right, well, we're going to talk about Natasha's midnight tradition.

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 15: We open all of our gifts at midnight?

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Speaker 5: Yea Christmas?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Okay, yes, no, we don't, you know, I mean we

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Speaker 4: wait all day all year pretty much. So if all

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Speaker 4: the presents are opened at midnight, what happens on Christmas morning,

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Speaker 4: we just relaxed.

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Speaker 1: No, they nurse their hangovers, Jess, that too, that.

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Speaker 15: Too, And we are having a good time on Christmas Eve,

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Speaker 15: a special tradition.

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Speaker 4: That's fun.

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Speaker 1: My Christmas mornings are always my dad going, oh.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have had that last whiskey.

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Speaker 4: All he needs is another one and it'll go away absolutely,

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Speaker 4: Brook Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready?

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Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is Bill of Rights Day.

1295
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 4: The Bill of Rights is the first ten amendments of

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01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 4: what document the Constitution? In Winnie the Pooh, what is

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Speaker 4: the name of Kana's baby? H What South American country is?

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Speaker 4: Pop stars Shakira.

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Speaker 1: From Oh She's Colombian.

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Speaker 4: In The Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence stars as what.

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Speaker 1: Character catnus ever? Catness ever every year.

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Speaker 2: Ever?

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Speaker 4: Moving on? How many toes do pigs have on each foot?

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Speaker 1: Three?

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Speaker 4: All right? Got those in. Now it's time to head

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Speaker 4: on over to the scoreboard and see if there is

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Speaker 4: a true Christmas miracle happening today. With Jose I.

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Speaker 6: Am hotter than a bare butt on a tin roof

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Speaker 6: in August.

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Speaker 1: That sounded like our boss.

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Speaker 5: Natasha, you got zero today? Whoa we know the outcome?

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Speaker 5: And Brooke did say the word green while I was

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Speaker 5: saying clear, So.

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Speaker 7: She got four.

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Speaker 4: Wait now again, green isn't green? Isn't the last?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I say green?

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Speaker 4: Oh, so it's actually three.

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Speaker 2: I wish Jose always talked when I talked, and then

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Speaker 2: he'd always think.

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Speaker 1: I got it right.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Natasha, it was not enough to beat Brooke.

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Speaker 4: But that's just Natasha being Natasha. You know that I

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Speaker 4: love that. Oh and twenty one all time. Let's go

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Speaker 4: over the Answers Bill of Rights Day today. The Bill

1326
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 4: of Rights is the first ten amendments to the US Constitution.

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Speaker 4: The winning of the pood Kenga's baby is named Rue

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Speaker 4: like Kana Rue. South American country where Shakira is from

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Speaker 4: would be Columbia. In Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence stars as

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Speaker 4: catnus ever Dean, Yeah not ever. Green. Pigs on each

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Speaker 4: foot have four toes. Four toes on each pig foot. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: it wasn't enough to beat Brooke, but just for playing,

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Speaker 4: we are giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift

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Speaker 4: card VALLID at any Disney resort park or online in

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Speaker 4: the Disney Store. All right, well, thank you, Natasha.

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Speaker 2: Do you have any tips for people on how to

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Speaker 2: remain so positive in the fate of so much defeat.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know. It's probably the same advice as

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Speaker 4: the dad's on Christmas morning. Just another whiskey. Cheers, Natasha.

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Speaker 4: That's always fun having you on. Come back and play again.

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Speaker 4: Soon we're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.