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Speaker 1: Podcast start now, Sam, So I should just come in

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Speaker 1: Let'll give him room to Bloom. That's that's what's on

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Speaker 1: my T shirt is room to Today says give him

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Speaker 1: to Stradio Lab, the podcast that is a bounce straight

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Speaker 1: culture but also not at all. George, do you believe

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Speaker 1: Well she's here, Meg, how do how did we do

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Speaker 1: And the other thing is we should talk about her

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00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: cover of that book. I always thought that was kind

423
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: of weird. Yeah, no, it's really bad. And again I

424
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: know she's canceled. I think it's from some tweets maybe

425
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: or no, we're not. I don't want to talk about her.

426
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: Maybe something in her show that I haven't seen. Um

427
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 1: maybe Puller is good though, right, Oh, she's so good.

428
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: I mean, if you like, like for us as people

429
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: that underpay our workers, like, okay, fine, she's canceled, Please

430
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 1: don't cancel Will Ferrell, he's perfect. Wait now I want

431
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: to come out when I said I actually not me.

432
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, Mega is editing this Mega. What I

433
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: wanted to do is add random bleeps throughout, so it's good.

434
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: I think we should cut I think we should bleep

435
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: over every name we say, and every time someone whoever

436
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: I don't know who says make a wish, we should

437
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: believe over that whoever says it. But she doesn't bleep

438
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: over that, and believe over the names your your guys

439
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 1: as Argeason, I don't understand the issue around the make

440
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: a wish sue. I thought that was like totally bad

441
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: for people. Okay, maybe maybe just cut out the part.

442
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't just think mentioning make away. It's

443
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: like he doesn't make a wish is a good thing

444
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: because it gives it fulfills wishes. You're right for the

445
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 1: public consumption of people like desperate for I guess the

446
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: joke though, would be that I'd have to be sick

447
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 1: to make a wish. Like that's really sad, and I

448
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: would like you to cut it out. But I think

449
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: like a lot of us, like you know, like if

450
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: we were like it's please no no. I guess now

451
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: that if you leave it in, you realize that my

452
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: heart's full of golden I'm feeling bad about the joke,

453
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: like the way it sounded, and yes, hell, I think

454
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 1: the best thing you can do is keep addressing it. Well,

455
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: what I want to say is the make a wigs

456
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: joke has really hurt me really badly that I said it,

457
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: and I wasn't making fun of the actual foundation. You

458
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: know what my wishes to move on my wishes you

459
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: didn't have a bookshelf and your books were just lying

460
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: around on the floor. To not even have a place

461
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: to put my book. If you can just make a

462
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: wish like that, and you want me to just have

463
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: them all over my floor and step on them every day,

464
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up every day, get on. You know

465
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: the last time you sat down and you said TV

466
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: too boring? I guess I'll be reading now. George, she

467
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: is getting your ass. George found dead. Unbelievable. My bookshelf

468
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: is literally just for show, and all I do is

469
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: watched he when is the last time you cracked open

470
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 1: your biology book from your college? I watched TV all

471
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,479
Speaker 1: day And then Instagram kind of take photos of books

472
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: and say hashtag currently reading. And it's a book next

473
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: to a little coffee mug that's maybe hand painted, maybe

474
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: by a child who's making wish. Wish was to hand

475
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: paint a mug for a famous Brooklyn comedian. Okay, I

476
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: just figured it out though. The reason why the make

477
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: a wish joke worked is because we're not making fun

478
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: of the foundation. We're making fun of the fact that

479
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: someone's wish would be to be on a podcast or

480
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: to make a mug. Yeah, to to shield is bringing

481
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 1: it background. Sorry, it wasn't not time to say so.

482
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: I really want to know when is the last time

483
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: you've said the hell is Netflix. I'm gonna be reading

484
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: and I tell you my biology book. Can I tell

485
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: you what the book is called? Because it's a funny title.

486
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: It's one of those titles where it's like someone's want

487
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: straight about something serious, but they're like, I'm going to

488
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: give it a fun name. Are you ready for it?

489
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Okay, No, wait wait, wait, no, not ready,

490
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: You're not ready. I gotta okay, funny name? Okay, your

491
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: name is I'm laughing already, am Okay. The name of

492
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: the book is why Zebras Don't get ulcers? Oh god,

493
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, that is not funny. That does make me laugh.

494
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: That is annoying. I'm not getting kissed off. I'm p oed.

495
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 1: Oh that really sucks, dude, George, George, I want you,

496
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: while this camera is on, I want you to take

497
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: that book and I want you to put it in

498
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: the fucking garbage. I want to watch as you take

499
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: that book, open your garbage can and throw it in. Wait.

500
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: I have to see the cover. What's it about? Oh

501
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: my god? And they just want this book. The reason

502
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: I've kept this book is because the professor was extremely

503
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: um inspiring and influential in my life. It's the biology book. Then,

504
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: Robert Is acclaimed, Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers combines cutting

505
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: edge research with a healthy dose of good humor and

506
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: practical advice to explain how prolonged stress causes or intensify

507
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: as a range of physical and mental afflictions, including depression, ulcers,

508
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,479
Speaker 1: heart disease, and more. I can guarantee you there's not

509
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: humor in it. Healthy does humor? My ask? Yeah, prove it.

510
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: And in the cover it's Zebras doing in the matife

511
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: dancers formation that is perverted to draw Zebras standing up

512
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: and holding hands like that. They would never do that. Also,

513
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: and you're like light humor book to like L O. L.

514
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: Reference Matisse is like, oh my god, I could just

515
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: picture him going on to his wife. You would never

516
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: believe what I kind of title I thought for looking for?

517
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: You would never believe the tunnel I thought of my

518
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: book today about ulcers. Yeah, do you remember that time

519
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: we're at the zoom we're looking at zebras. That's gonna

520
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: have a lot to do with the title. You know.

521
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: It's awesome is it's going to be like a book

522
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: about like science, but it's actually lightly humorous as well,

523
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: so it kind of flips the whole genre upon its

524
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: Head's gonna find this book at the Library of the

525
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: Bond and Noble and think, what is the heck? This

526
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: is about science? I thought this is gonna be a

527
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: funny book. Well I'm laughing anyway, and worry something about it.

528
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: Grow up, get a life. George is sick. If George

529
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: wrote it, George, should you write this book? I didn't

530
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: write it, but I I pitched the title. Oh no,

531
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: that's actually funny if someone pitched it the title and

532
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: didn't write it, though, because that means they're just kind

533
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: of like joking. Whatever. You don't need to make me

534
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: feel better, Okay, I thought I would bring up this

535
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: book as a kind of joke, and and my hope

536
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: was because I was so insecure, I said, isn't this

537
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: so bad? And then I wanted you guys to be like, no,

538
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: that's actually really smart. So that could be like, well,

539
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: surprised I wrote it, um, But I guess that's not

540
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: really how it played out. Be the name of your

541
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: if you had to write another book about ulcers, or

542
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: if I had to write a book about ulcers, what

543
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: would the name be? That could be better, though, but

544
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: it has to be about ulcers. I mean, it has

545
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: to be about well, what all is the book about?

546
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: Like stress? Okay, it's gonna be about stress, like the

547
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: biology of stress. Okay, it might take me a second.

548
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: I know what mine would be. It would be unclenched

549
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: your asshole, but the ass would have like question mark

550
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: at symbol exclamation point, like you came up with that

551
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: so fast? Is that something you're working on right now?

552
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think if it is something working

553
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: on extracurricularly, like I don't have to talk about it

554
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: until it's ready, Okay, if I have the title of

555
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: my Okay, now that I gave you enough time, to

556
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: think of something. I literally thought of four other titles

557
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: in that time. Life's of Beach, but the cover is

558
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: wait no, no, no, wait yeah, Life's of Beach kind

559
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: of saying lives of bitch. The cover of it's a

560
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: beach and it's somebody who lost their bathing suit and

561
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: they have sunburns so you can see their tan lines.

562
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: They're crossing their their arms. How is that about stress?

563
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: I don't get it. It's like, okay, so it's it's

564
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: saying relax. LIFs of Beach. Well, I don't want to

565
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: put the relax in there. No, I understand what the

566
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: implication it's going Life's of Beach, and then underneath it

567
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: a little letters and it says other stories about stress

568
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: and ulcer related stuff. Then you have the person that

569
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: lost their bathing suit and behind them you see a

570
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: dog that's holding their bathing suit, like the dog just

571
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: ripped the bathing suit off the person. So the person

572
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: is obviously stressed there at the beach with her family missing.

573
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: It's that sunscreen girl, and the dog is pulling down

574
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: her baby area. That's so I think you're actually describing

575
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: a very famous down. It's not just pulling down babe,

576
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: it's actually stole in the whole suit, and it's not

577
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: a baby. It's a woman, maybe me or Cameron Diaz

578
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: standing in the front completely nude but holding her hand

579
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: over her pussy and and her breast, and the dog's

580
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: totally got the bathing suit. And then behind them is

581
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: her husband or wife or whoever her partner. They're just

582
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: what whoever they're married to? You see, the ring is

583
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: kind of under an umbrella being like, what the hell

584
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: why is my wife naked? There's like an air bubble that. Yeah,

585
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: And so that person is getting an ulcer because they're

586
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: stressed because their wife isn't like it. I think that

587
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: would also work as a title, what the hell why

588
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: is my wife naked? Raise about stress, ulcers and others.

589
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: That's good lies of beach and at the end lifes

590
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: of Beach, because then the beach thing doesn't make sense. Yeah,

591
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: it has to say beach on the title, else the

592
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: beach makes no sense. Stories about ulcer, stress and how

593
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: Lifes of beach Okay, stories about stress and ulcers dot

594
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: dot dot, Lives of beach? Okay, okay, Sam, what is

595
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: your okay? Okay? Mine is um? It's um boring biology

596
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: book about stress and animals dot dot dot not? Sorry animals? Yeah,

597
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: like zebras like zebras, So you're just stealing from the title.

598
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: So you're just stealing from the title we've already seen.

599
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: Then I'm literally not because there are and they're supposed

600
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: to steal it. Say can you say it again? What

601
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 1: the original book is called Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers?

602
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: And now Sam's is called what boring book about ulcers

603
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: in animals? Dot dot dot not? Now do you think

604
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: that that dot not not about animals or not boring?

605
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: Not boring? You got to say that in the title,

606
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 1: like you have to act is about the boring part? Yeah? Yeah,

607
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: of beach you could put that into right, I mean,

608
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: actually lives the beach could go on any of you.

609
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: I love that title. I just was confused when he

610
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 1: said not. I was like, well, that it is about ulcers.

611
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 1: Well right, but it's not boring. We'll see that, Okay.

612
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: If I want to kind of go off of your

613
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: what if it is boring book about animals and ulcers?

614
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: Brackets insert joke here? Couldn't could the book come with

615
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: like a little marker and they can write in their

616
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: joke for real, like a dryer race board. Yeah, maybe

617
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: it's like a magnet cover and it comes with all

618
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: those words so you can make your own title every

619
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: single day. Okay, So what if it's not a book

620
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: and it's just a set of magnets with a lot

621
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: of different words. Yes, yes, yes, I would love this book. Yeah,

622
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: it could do. It could actually help you distress. I

623
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: was about to say, literally, if you were to tell

624
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: me what would help more reading a book called why

625
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: Zebras Don't Get Ulcers? Or just kind of being in

626
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: like a pillow padded room with with a bunch of

627
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,479
Speaker 1: magnets around, um, kind of in a facility, I would

628
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: say the latter. I actually thought a really good title

629
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 1: just now cabbage soup and other things our mothers taught us.

630
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: So this just this is different. This is a different book, right,

631
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: it's totally about the same thing on the on the back,

632
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: It'll on the cover, it'll say, flip to the back.

633
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: If you want to know what the books about you,

634
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: flip to the bag and I'll go this book is

635
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: not just about your mom. It's it's about everyone's mom,

636
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: and everyone the mom's stressed, because every unstressed let's talk

637
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: about it. And I'm featuring the totally the covers that

638
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: bowl of soup with the little like alphabet letters and

639
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: it says I'm stressed. Okay, so it's a cabbage soup

640
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: but with the alphabet noodles and stressed and I have

641
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: an ulcer. It's a soup delivery service where every with

642
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: right now, with the meg please, with the purchase of

643
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 1: the book, you also get a soup a month. It's

644
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: a Soup of the Month club. And each of them

645
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: also has psychotropic drugs that decrease stress and ulcers. What

646
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: kind of really now, Okay, that's really so that's what

647
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: we're doing. Now, that's so funny because I went from

648
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: talking about your bookshelf that now we're drugging people. Well cool,

649
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: I guess let's before we're getting some dead air. Maybe

650
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: we should go into our first segment. I'm sorry, I'm

651
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really sorry. I got carried away. I

652
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: was just trying to be funny. Yeah, we're going to

653
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: have to cut that segment. Let's do this, like, I

654
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: just I want to say I'm really sorry for George.

655
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: Just let's let the public decide your punishment. Okay, well,

656
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: I mean for anyone listening, I know it's funny you're

657
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: trying to drug people. I guess I really don't think

658
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: like I just want to say genuinely, like, I don't

659
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: think it's funny to have a Soup of the Month

660
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 1: club where the soups contain drugs. You do think it's

661
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: funny because you think because well you know what, I listen.

662
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes you know you can't control what you laugh at.

663
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: And I think it was a nervous response. Maybe I

664
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: thought it was funny when I first said it, But

665
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: now I realize, like I'm listening, I'm learning, and I

666
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: realized it is actually really really I'm not funny and actually,

667
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: like can be traumatic for some people to think about

668
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: of the turn off Soup of the Month club with

669
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: with drugs. The soups have drugs, total turn off? Are

670
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: you turn off? And I'm just sitting No, I'm not.

671
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm just saying people might be listen. Maybe people have

672
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: a crush on you and they hear that and go,

673
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: oh that's my ick. Do you guys? Do you guys

674
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: have those you know that? Did you see those people

675
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: are talking about having X about people? Have you heard

676
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,959
Speaker 1: of that? So? Okay, it's a TikTok thing. So people

677
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: say like, oh, um, tell me what your ick is.

678
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: And it's basically like something that if someone you were

679
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: interested in romantically would do, you'd be like turned off

680
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: at the very turned off, so that if you think

681
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: about it, you don't even want to date them, or like,

682
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: if you're trying to get over someone, you can think

683
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: of one of their ix and it helps you. It's

684
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: like you can like and it will be like really specific,

685
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: like oh, them following because their shoes are undtied. That's

686
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:48,479
Speaker 1: a big embarrassing I in what I said. Just cut

687
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: this part out. No, I'm kidding. Okay, Yeah, do you

688
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: have a nick? Yeah? Mine is if someone doesn't believe

689
00:39:54,680 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: in social justice. Yeah, totally same, totally sad. No really

690
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean literally yeah, what else can

691
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: you say? That's a huge it. So our first past

692
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: called straight Shooters, and in this segment we ask you

693
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: a series of rapid fire questions to get your familiarity

694
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: with and complicity in straight culture. The way this work

695
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: is that we're going to ask you this thing or

696
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: that thing, and you just have to say what you

697
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: gravitate towards. You have to let your body and your

698
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: spirit decide for you. You're not allowed to ask any

699
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: follow up questions. You just kind of have to go

700
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: for it, so you're not it's not supposed to be.

701
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: What's more straight already questions? UM, I'll start you off

702
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: with simple okay ikea or I robot ikea? Okay, retail

703
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: therapy or electroshock therapy, asymmetrical knitwear or asymptomatic transmission knitwear,

704
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: being a bad bitch or being a bad friend, being

705
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: a bad bit, Californication by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

706
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: or Californication on Showtime, starring David Dukovney. The second one

707
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: The Chronicles of Narnia or the Chronicles of Riddick Narnia

708
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 1: Discreet and Looking for Same or Concrete Jungle where dreams

709
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: are made of the jungle. Wow, there's a uniqueness Nerve

710
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 1: and Talent or Federal Bureau of Investigation. The first one, Wow,

711
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: the fastest we've ever got. I was like, oh my god,

712
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: I'm really smart. I was really answering quickly. But it

713
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: also like I cannot help but feel that's sort of

714
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: the um the joy was sucked out of it. You know,

715
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,959
Speaker 1: I really think I think of you as someone who's

716
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: so good at improv saying something unexpected, and this is

717
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: really two answers. I'm blank canvas. I couldn't improvise that

718
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: you were saying this or this. You know, I couldn't

719
00:41:55,640 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: really think a third answer, to think outside the box.

720
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: You too, are mad at me for not asking questions

721
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: and just doing what I'm told like a good girl.

722
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: You found yourself a good girl. Now you're mad about it.

723
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: You wanted me to be a little bit. I'm not

724
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: answering me. I'm sorry you're singing Jenny Lovato's new song.

725
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: You wanted me to be a little bit, be a

726
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: little bit. You phone what you want to see, and

727
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: now you're mad at this little bit, this little may

728
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: You literally are mad, literally mad at me for playing along.

729
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, me and George were talking about

730
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: this earlier. I don't gonna give you too many details.

731
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm not talking about just podcasts, but live shows.

732
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes people don't want to play right. I like to play.

733
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: So if you tell me you're gonna do a game

734
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: and you don't want me asking questions, I'm not gonna answer.

735
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna my little bitchy lips. I'm not gonna answer

736
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: your questions. I'm gonna play the game. That's what you wanted.

737
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: Have you ever had someone I've had somebody else the

738
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: second single, I'm gonna my little bits and play the game.

739
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: I had someone on my show once where I was

740
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: supposed to be doing a character and they were just

741
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: like making like It's not like they were making fun

742
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: of me, but it's like they didn't play along and

743
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: they didn't have to be a character, but they were

744
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: on the show like Okay, what is she doing? And

745
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: it ruins the bit. So yeah, if you wanted me

746
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: to play again, I'm not gonna ask you any questions

747
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: about it. I'm gonna play the game. You give me

748
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: two answers, I'm gonna give you one of them. Look like,

749
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: we're not accusing you of not playing the game. We

750
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: definitely respect, in fact play the game. You clearly have

751
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: a love of the game. That being said, there was

752
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: sort of a sort of an unreactive coldness to the

753
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: way that you played the game. Well, the other thing

754
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: is I didn't know how many questions there were. They

755
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: would could have been two thousands. Was the speed around.

756
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, now if I if you ask

757
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: me again, I'll think more about if you want. But

758
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: you were mad. I was getting through them, and I

759
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: thought maybe the goal of the game was to do

760
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: it like rapid fire, like whenever first comes to mind. Well,

761
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: you know what I'll say us, I'm willing to move

762
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: past this. And I actually just streamed Demilvato's new song

763
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: Closed my Bitchy Lips and Lips, and it reminded me

764
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: that I don't have to get my validation from other people.

765
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: And if you know, if if you didn't play the

766
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: game in the way that I wanted, that doesn't reflect

767
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: did people really get into it? Oh? No, Ikia, did

768
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: they really go you're absolutely attacking us? No, I love

769
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: the game. I think you hate the game. Can I

770
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: say something? That was the one I just that was

771
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 1: the one that I put last minute because I freaked

772
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: out and didn't have a last one. So the fact

773
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: that that's what you choke the game so much, I

774
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: just didn't know it was a discussion. I didn't know

775
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: that was a big chunk of time you all were

776
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,439
Speaker 1: saving for the game. I thought it was literally speed round,

777
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: speed round, speed round. What comes the first mind? What

778
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: comes to first mind? And then at the end you

779
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: were able to assess how close to a straight culture

780
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: I was. But now you're saying, okay, you gave us nothing. Meg.

781
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 1: We we we really saw out to ask you questions

782
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: that we're going to be conversation starters, and you just

783
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: chase one one one robotic robotic robotic. Yeah, you know,

784
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: it's a it's a balance. Here's my one question. I've

785
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: been opening and shutting this little box the whole time

786
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Have you been able to hear that,

787
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I really can tell that y'all are

788
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: at a beep beep beep stop sign. Now that I

789
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: have ruined the game, do you want to re ask

790
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: me the questions? Because I can. I could probably let

791
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: me just re ask me a question. I'll try to

792
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: give you more. Please just want one question. I could

793
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: show you. I could do it, just one, just to

794
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: drop the you know, Meg, yeah, truly. The entire joke

795
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: of the segment is no one does it. Oh god.

796
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: But having said that this is the worst anyone has

797
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: ever done fuel grocery Store, would you say, do I

798
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 1: ka or blank? Well, I don't know. I Kia's really

799
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: drawn me and you know, straight people go there, So yeah,

800
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: I guess I choose I KA. I mean, okay, man,

801
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 1: you're clearly lashing out because you're upset that we are

802
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: critiquing you. But you know, just we we beg of

803
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: you just to sort of fear us and and and

804
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: and grow and learn. From this moment, I feel like

805
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing the opposite of growing. I'm shrinking down.

806
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: You're making me feel small Sam, especially Sam. Oh, well,

807
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel small.

808
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 1: Did you say that you had an ick that you

809
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: didn't tell us we were talking about X? I just

810
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: said same because honestly, I didn't have one that could

811
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: be so small. One of mine is like certain things

812
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: people say that's just kind of like cringe, you know,

813
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: like I know that's so broad, but if someone just

814
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,959
Speaker 1: like like if someone gives you a nickname too soon,

815
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird. Like you're texting and they're like, okay,

816
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: what plussy girl. I don't know, like I have one.

817
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: What is it when people try when you're like doing

818
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: something already and then they try to make plans again,

819
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: Like when they're like, oh, maybe tomorrow we can like

820
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 1: oh my god, no, you have to give it time. Yeah,

821
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 1: you gotta give it time, like be in the moment

822
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: like this is the fun part, and then if this

823
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: goes well, we'll hang out again. Yeah go ahead, No,

824
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: you said, George, George, part event or a hangout is

825
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: the week following it where you process it. You so

826
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 1: you need a week before you text to make other plans, George,

827
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: isn't really traumatic? Hangout? Is it? Is it? Friends are

828
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: like a romantic Actually I think both. Yeah. I have

829
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: many different therapists that are for like my interactions with

830
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: each of my friends. So if I hang out with Sam,

831
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 1: I go to my Sam specific therapist. Yeah good. If

832
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: I hang out with you, of course, there's an entire team.

833
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: Um oh yeah, what was the team doing when you

834
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: sent that text asking me to we're working overtime? They

835
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: were working over time. You know what? I realized one

836
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: of my real ex is someone trying to make me

837
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: dinner too soon, like someone like someone made me dinner

838
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: on a second date once and I literally cried, Like

839
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: I like cried just because I was like, I'm not

840
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 1: ready for this so much intimacy. But the food was

841
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: really good, but like I cried because I was like, oh,

842
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to date right now. I guess so.

843
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: I think it's just so like their hands have been

844
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: in the food, and it's like it's actually making my

845
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 1: summit crawl right now. Well, occasionally someone will literally pull

846
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: a line on you that is like out of a

847
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: movie about how it's a bad line, and it's truly

848
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: it's like you get whiplash, like for someone to suddenly

849
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: be like, wow, you look, Wow, you look stunning. I'm

850
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:13,479
Speaker 1: just take my eyes off here. Damn did you fall

851
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: from Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because

852
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: you look? Oh, if you really like the person, I

853
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: guess if they were like, oh, you're giving me butterflies

854
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: like you really like them. But then if you don't

855
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: like them, if you are thinking about do I like

856
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 1: this person and they say something like too gushy, it's like, oh,

857
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: gotta go any I've never felt this way about anyone before.

858
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: It's like we're still on honey, buy me dinner first.

859
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: That would be such a funny way. I'm on dates.

860
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: You know, I'm so cold, you have to be, But

861
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: it would be so funny to run the other direction

862
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: and just be like, like, do you ever think that?

863
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: Like we are two people that found each other on

864
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 1: this big stupid rock. And that's what I mean. That's

865
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: exactly what I mean. We're just flying the space on

866
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: this big stupid day one. Here's what I'm going to

867
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm gonna do, Uh next time, if if

868
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: I ever go on a date again, I'm gonna earnestly

869
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: say hey, and as the person is leaving, when the

870
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: date is done, the person go to turn out, and

871
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: I'm going to say a word for word, just wanted

872
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: to get take another look at you. So that would

873
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: make me fall in love with you because I feel

874
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: like you're being so funny. If someone said something like

875
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: that and they weren't being funny, then then yeah. Like

876
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: if someone is like, yeah, turn around, I want to

877
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: be kissing you. Want to be kissing you? That asked

878
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: makes me want to be kissing that as so round

879
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: makes me want to be kissing you. Something about someone

880
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: being like I want to make you dinner makes me

881
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: throw up. Like, but if it was dating dating someone,

882
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: that's sweet. Oh you're making it dinner cool? But yeah,

883
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh I thought, um fuck, what was

884
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: our topic? Um? Well, I thought it was something we

885
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: already talked about which was so we've already started talking

886
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: about it. It counts. I think it does count. I

887
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 1: was like, honest, wait, did you not do that on purpose?

888
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: Because I honestly was like, this is so smooth. You

889
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: were literally bringing up reading like up top, like you

890
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: know what part of me? I did do it on purpose? Unbelievable.

891
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: You can't belive he's taking credit for this totally. You

892
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: had to have like your brain had to have done

893
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: that because it's just so clear. It was so smooth,

894
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: and we talked about it from most of the time,

895
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: so like it had to have been. My brain is

896
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: really evolved, and often I can't keep up with it. Actually,

897
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: hands all the therapists, Haunds, all the therapists, well they

898
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: all you know, they're all useless because I am too smart.

899
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: You are really hey, you really are smart, and I

900
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: know you're trying to be silly right now because you are.

901
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 1: Both of you are very geniuses. Yes, don't say that

902
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: about my friends that they're not, because they are. I

903
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: just want to tell you that out. I'm like, we

904
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: have so many points where we go dead. It's so naturally.

905
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: Have moments where you stopped talking, like you can't just go,

906
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: go go, But it's so funny to point it out

907
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: because it makes the other person panic. Meg, what about

908
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: reading a straight to you? Oh sorry, I was drinking

909
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: some lemonade. Most bisexual thing you can do. I think that.

910
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: I think the act of like posting on Instagram, like

911
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: you said earlier, like I can't wait to dive in.

912
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: I think that's really straight. And it's not like the

913
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 1: act of reading like all of us. It's performative. It's yeah,

914
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: it's the like oh, and it's even I don't want

915
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: to say this. The idea of having a bookshelf, it's

916
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: a little bit little. I don't think all books bookshelves

917
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: are straight. No, I wish I had one. Where do

918
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: you put your books? I don't have that many, George,

919
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: they don't need to go anywhere. I got a couple

920
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: of books. Well. First of all, I feel like I

921
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 1: had more, but moving t l A, I didn't bring

922
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: that much stuff. But I've never had enough to have

923
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: like a book show. If I have bookshelf, I think

924
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: i'd have a lot of knickknacks on there. I don't

925
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: own that many books now. Part of it is because

926
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, I feel like I've really done bad with libraries.

927
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: You know, I used to check out books never return them.

928
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: I'm blacklisted at a lot of libraries. And maybe the

929
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: act of buying books to me scary. You are the

930
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: bad girl the public library scene. Yeah, truly, truly. But

931
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: also you can read online and stuff, not that I do,

932
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: but uh, I think it's so grown up to have

933
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 1: a bookshelf with books on it. So it is cool.

934
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: But when I see when full of books, I'm like,

935
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: where the hell did you steal all those from? I

936
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 1: do think the you are so right that what's straight about?

937
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: It's like the desperate need to let everyone know that

938
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: you're a reader, being a reader, being like, oh I'm

939
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: a reader. Yeah. It's the picture of a book on

940
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: a table next to like a coffee, and you post

941
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: that on Instagram and you're like, yeah, just see having

942
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: a mandate. You know, there was a point when that

943
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 1: used to really mean something. You know, you could post

944
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: a book on a coffee on a table with a

945
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: little succulent by it, and you'd say that person has taste.

946
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: Internet to me of class, And nowadays it's you know,

947
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: we evolve so quickly in our social media use and

948
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: it is I see that, and I say, this person

949
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: is desperate, this person wants to be like the worst

950
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: kind of influencer, and this person is empty inside. It

951
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: used to be you would post a photo of a book,

952
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: a cyculent, and a cup of coffee. It would crash

953
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: Instagram and then the front uge of the New York

954
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: Times and the Washington Post the next day would be

955
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 1: about how someone in Tucson, Arizona read the Goldfinch. Yeah.

956
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: I will say something really embarrassing though, is that there's

957
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: an old Instagram now't and know how to delete. It's

958
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: a different like name. It's me before. It was right

959
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: when I started doing comedy. And there is a picture

960
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: on there that you can go see right now, and

961
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: it's a picture of the book bossy Pants on a

962
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: table and next it's like the a a stroller with

963
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: a kid in it. You can't see the kid because

964
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: I was a nanny and that the like posts said

965
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: like uh, love my job or something like that. I've

966
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,959
Speaker 1: done that. But guess what, I thought it was straight

967
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: when I put said that. That explains it. Yeah, I

968
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: have such a clear vision of myself reading Bossy Pants

969
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: in front of a library on campus when I was

970
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: in college. I remember reading it on the train in

971
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: Chicago and that was like my summer. That summer it

972
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: was I can't remember a single thing that it's said

973
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: in it though. What was it about? Like, I know,

974
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: I know I read it all? Was Tina Fey Yeah, yeah, okay,

975
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: I remember her. There was a chapter about UVA, which

976
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 1: is where I went to college, so at that part

977
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: I remember most of it is about like stress management

978
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: and how to not get ulcers. She actually plagiarized it

979
00:56:52,239 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: from this book Why zebras don't get whoa there? Effortless?

980
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 1: You really, I know, your brains doing a lot during

981
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: this podcast. It's swinging things about That was expert level.

982
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: I mean it really was. That's like watching Tony hawkland

983
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:17,919
Speaker 1: nine D. Yeah. That was really good. Thank you? Oh

984
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: do you like that? I did that sound when I

985
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: didn't have anything to say. Oh. I always catch myself

986
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: doing that. I do it, and it sucks when you

987
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: do it in conversation with like friends and stuff. I

988
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: know you're not It's not like you don't have It's like,

989
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: can I just say, literally, as soon as I made

990
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: the joke about ultras, I swear to God the sun

991
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: came out for the first time today out for me too.

992
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: It's like the place we're in, the same place. I mean,

993
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: my son right now looks has never looked brighter now

994
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: that you bring it up, right, So, I mean, what

995
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: could it mean? I mean it could mean that maybe

996
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: God thinks that you did an incredible riff and he's

997
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: trying He's trying to show you his support. Do you

998
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: think do you get it? You think God's a man? Yeah,

999
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: I think God's man. He goes he he he he.

1000
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 1: I think God's a freaking man with a dong and he's,

1001
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how big is God's don Okay, okay, guys,

1002
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: come on, guys just being boys. If you're with a

1003
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 1: friend and they're like, come on, it's like the worst meg.

1004
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: We decided it during our last episode that the three

1005
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: types of the three archetypes of women are Madonna, whore,

1006
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: and blackjack dealer. Which one are you these three? Are

1007
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: you saying Madonna whore? No? No No, no, Madonna, Madonna, blank

1008
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: black jack dealer? Again, you're going to blink. Who is

1009
00:58:55,120 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: a difference? Yeah, comma even okay, okay, Donna or black

1010
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: jack dealer? And you can do like sun Rising moon. Okay,

1011
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: but I don't know what that means. Yeah, I guess,

1012
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: I guess I'm a Madonna. I'd say sun and moon

1013
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: rising in Madonna and then a little bit of horror

1014
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: and black deck in the background, a black jack. By

1015
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: the way, black jack dealers can be horrors. Yes, what

1016
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: are you guys, I'm a black jack dealer. I'm a horn. Well,

1017
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: so what is the difference between, like, what is it?

1018
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 1: What are you saying Madonna has that a whore doesn't,

1019
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: and what are you saying that a horde has that

1020
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: a black guy? And I've already regretted bringing this up.

1021
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: It was barely even it was barely even a joke

1022
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: in context during That's what I'm telling you. If you're

1023
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: gonna ask me to play, I'm gonna get my helmet

1024
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 1: on and I'm in a bat So if you want

1025
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 1: to make me play a game, I'm gonna be loving

1026
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 1: it and I'm gonna be having follow up question Jens Georgia.

1027
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 1: And to be fair, you know, Menica has already made

1028
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 1: it quite clear that she's a player and that she

1029
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: loves the game, and to just casually bring up the game,

1030
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: it's like, we can't do that because she's gonna she

1031
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 1: is going to give you one percent and she's gonna win. Well,

1032
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: I think Madonna has to be like you got your

1033
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: your of course, you're you dabbling being you know, the

1034
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: romantic sort of horror side and the fun blackjack dealer side,

1035
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: But you're really having such a career and empire on

1036
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: your own? Is that true? Sort of when you have

1037
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: a little bit of starr in you? Are you talking

1038
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: about the pop star Madonna? Wait? Did you know what

1039
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: are you saying? You weren't talking about her like you means, like,

1040
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: you know, like the Madonna horror complex. But no, but wait,

1041
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: but I know once again, Madonna is like Jesus Madonna

1042
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 1: and then horror is not her Yeah, yeah, but the

1043
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: real Madonna does have sex guys. No, sure, the Madonna

1044
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: does not fit into like what if anything, I'm not

1045
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: a Madonna then if anything, if anything, part of the

1046
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: controversy around Madonna was that her name was Madonna and

1047
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: yet she was playing with um, the Madonna horror binary.

1048
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: But if you are you saying, okay, well, you know

1049
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: what's the craziest thing, Madonna herself black jack dealer. I said,

1050
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: Madonna herself black jack dealer. Oh yeah, totally totally huge

1051
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 1: black I think I'm a whore then, I guess I

1052
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 1: think if you're if y'all. Y'all. Now I'm seeing more

1053
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: of the definition you're saying, and I'm thinking, yeah, I

1054
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 1: don't know how you guys took it. So you guys

1055
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: really took it in there. I said it was a Madonna.

1056
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: I guess I'm a whore's were saying? You really sorry? Sam?

1057
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Well, when you were saying that you were

1058
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: a madonna, I was like, I don't think she means

1059
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 1: the madonna in the sense that we mean. But I

1060
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 1: was like, I don't I'm not going to call her

1061
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: out on it because I've been there. I understand that.

1062
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: Do you do you guys, when you say madonna in

1063
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: this game, do you mean kind of virginal? Okay, So

1064
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: when I said that I was definitely Donna, and you

1065
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 1: both shook your heads and smiled. You were going, she's

1066
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: not thinking the right thing. I bet well. I was

1067
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,439
Speaker 1: immediately like, all right, let's get on our level, rave

1068
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 1: light Era. You know, wait until my other thing is

1069
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: you said I'm definitely a black jack dealer. So what

1070
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: do you mean by that? I mean to me, I

1071
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 1: mean black jack dealer to me is like has the

1072
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: most personality, is a trickster? Yes, yes I am that,

1073
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 1: and this is in control, is control and collected. He's

1074
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: not afraid to put you in your place. You guys

1075
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 1: have to have the descriptions before you let someone just

1076
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: make a horrible mistake. And I've now said I'm all

1077
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: of them. I've said I'm the wait So Sam, you

1078
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 1: don't feel, Sam, you were full of personality. You don't

1079
01:02:56,520 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 1: think you're a black jack dealer. I think most people

1080
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 1: we if they would say most people in our lives

1081
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: are black jack dealers, well, I think it's a flawed

1082
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: I think maybe it's a flawed system in that case. Really, know, Georgia,

1083
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: you mean like the our comedian friends are black jack? Yes, yes,

1084
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 1: that's what. Yes, not our mothers, our fathers. Mothers are

1085
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: either Madonna's or horrors and fathers are you know, but

1086
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: you think you're you're a whore, Sam, Yeah, you know,

1087
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: I think I yeah, I think I've got a little

1088
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 1: bit of that in me. Again, blackjack dealers can have

1089
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 1: sex well, and so I guess that's part of my confusion,

1090
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: because if I said I was black Chack Dealer. People

1091
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, so he doesn't have sex. This

1092
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: is one of the and I and it's my fault

1093
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: for bringing it up. And then you know, in other

1094
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: episodes of this podcast, a recurring thing is that we

1095
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: kind of arbitrarely choose three things you can be, and

1096
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: then we're like, Okay, of the three time sisters, which

1097
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 1: is which and this is like one of the worst.

1098
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: Do you have a new one for us today? Well,

1099
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: we can. Usually they come about organically, so I remember

1100
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: at one point one of them was like, the three

1101
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: types of artists are Gwen Stefani, what were they? Vomit artist,

1102
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani or banker. Yeah, the three types of people

1103
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: you can be are Gwen Stefani, banker or vomit artist

1104
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: vomit what's vomit artists? Is not familiar with the art

1105
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:33,439
Speaker 1: pop era, Oh my god. On Gaga's birthday, no, less,

1106
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 1: she's not familiar with the art pop I'm sorry, George, George, George,

1107
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:43,920
Speaker 1: come back, come back, come back. So at south By Southwest,

1108
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga performed with a vomit artist who is a

1109
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 1: woman who uses her vomit in her art. She threw

1110
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: up on Lady Gaga like over and over, and it

1111
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: was it was. It was bad. It was a rough

1112
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 1: time but also iconic totally yeuck. I'm definitely not uh

1113
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 1: um okay wait Sam, Yeah, George No, no you go, no,

1114
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: you go? No, you go? Okay, Wait, should be doing

1115
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: her last time? Is it time? Well? I okay, so

1116
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, it's like kind of time. It's

1117
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: kind of time. And I was starting to feel like,

1118
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 1: like if we're like telling Meg just like about an

1119
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 1: old episode of the podcast, I was like, well, I

1120
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: don't want to have to catch her up, and you

1121
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 1: know what, thank you for saying, because this is something

1122
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:35,320
Speaker 1: I do. And I totally sorry. I could just already

1123
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 1: see you guys talking after I get off Zoom and

1124
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 1: you go. She was not what I thought. She sucks. God,

1125
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 1: Megan was shipped today. She just kept asking about old stuff.

1126
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 1: She lives in the past. Here's what it is, here's

1127
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: what it is. I'm so I really want the podcast

1128
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: to have like a unified yeah, set of like um references,

1129
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 1: and I wanted to be a coherent mythology. And I

1130
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 1: always get tripped up in that where Sam is so

1131
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 1: much more open to everything being new together. Now it's

1132
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 1: it's a it's a river. You can't it's a river.

1133
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: You just have to float back to floats. And I

1134
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: feel so stupid bring up everything I've brought up in

1135
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: the last You do not need to be saying that,

1136
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 1: because I guess what, there's gonna be people listening and going,

1137
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, that sounds so interesting and I'd better

1138
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: go back and listen to the last episode. Yeah, well

1139
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 1: that's the whole It's okay, sad. I tried to pull

1140
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 1: you out of it with like a fun character that

1141
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,479
Speaker 1: would be encouraging mom, but then you know, I didn't

1142
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 1: realize that was a character. Silly hats all right, I forgot.

1143
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 1: You know, I do really believe that though I think

1144
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: it's totally fine reference things in other episodes not. I mean,

1145
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: I know, you're not paying me to be a you know,

1146
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: podcast coach, and hell, what do I know. But if

1147
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,560
Speaker 1: I heard somebody saying funny stuff about a different episode,

1148
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: I definitely want to check out check it out. Until

1149
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 1: he killed the vibe, it's dead silent, No, no, this

1150
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:18,240
Speaker 1: really I think this was an A plus episode. I

1151
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: hope to god, so, oh my god, I think this

1152
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 1: episode really nailed, like the ethos of the pod. Yeah, okay,

1153
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: you know what, let's redo. I'll be a big country

1154
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: bumpkin character taken from the top, and you'd be a

1155
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: country bumpkin character. What's up, listeners and welcome to Stradio

1156
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: lab he Hall, What are you a madonna? I think

1157
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 1: even if we go back, I'm going to do the

1158
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 1: exact same thing, because this is what was meant to

1159
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 1: be said. Yeah, no, it's true. Um, I just want

1160
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 1: to request one thing. I on people to photoshop the

1161
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 1: fake books that we created and also the full track

1162
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 1: list for the Demilovado record that Megan invented. Yes, actually

1163
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 1: feel like there was a lot of what does it

1164
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: zip my bitchy lips? Did I say that? It does

1165
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:22,040
Speaker 1: sound like something I would say, Yeah, yeah, sometimes I

1166
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 1: have to zip your bitchy lips, zip my bit? How

1167
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:31,880
Speaker 1: did I say it? Magic? Yeah, you really can't go

1168
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: your lips. No, I've lost it, but to definitely draw

1169
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 1: that for sure. Yeah, and they will. Let's do our

1170
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 1: final segment before Megan calls out our dead air again.

1171
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: I know since you've been calling out our dinner, I'm

1172
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 1: like very nervous that I'm so aware of its have

1173
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,679
Speaker 1: to have moments where the listeners can pause and take

1174
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,599
Speaker 1: it in. Sure it totally. Why don't we just right

1175
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 1: now be quiet for a second and see how it feels? Okay, okay,

1176
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: it feels really bad. I really can't just knowing someone's

1177
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 1: listening and not hearing anything and they start hitting their

1178
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: headphones and like, is this broke? You know? Yeah? Have

1179
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,559
Speaker 1: you ever done that? Have you ever like there's been

1180
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 1: a break in the podcast and it's like, oh, did

1181
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,599
Speaker 1: I am I like losing service or something good? Mr yawn,

1182
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Were you up all night?

1183
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:27,479
Speaker 1: Part Are you all all night? I'll masked at a party?

1184
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 1: That's another beautiful Demi track. Were you up all night? Partying?

1185
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 1: On parentheses? Partying party? We saw a friend mass at

1186
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: a party. I was hoping someone joining in, but nobody

1187
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,200
Speaker 1: did so that we absolutely after your hanging that was

1188
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:52,880
Speaker 1: really rough and I was like, I guess tell me

1189
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,639
Speaker 1: would have hopped right on that. I don't know why

1190
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 1: you guys aren't just in the room. This is would

1191
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,720
Speaker 1: have made an entire song into that. I don't know

1192
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 1: what you guys just sort of let me flop to

1193
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:09,640
Speaker 1: make the subtext. I just if you were laughing, I

1194
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 1: would have kept going. But it's not only did you

1195
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:13,639
Speaker 1: not jump into the song, but we also weren't laughing

1196
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 1: that I was singing. So I was like, it really

1197
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 1: got I got I'm turning beat red? Do you see

1198
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: how red I'm turning? Actually do get pretty red? And

1199
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,800
Speaker 1: I'm like embarrassed, or when I'm laughing a lot, I

1200
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 1: turned red? Or that so interesting? Blushing? Fair skinned? I'm blushing.

1201
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm a blushing girl, snow white? Where are your dwarfs? Okay,

1202
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,600
Speaker 1: that really got me, That like really got me. I

1203
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: don't know why, not that it wasn't funny. I just

1204
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,680
Speaker 1: like I like laughed like a kid, you know what

1205
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: I mean. Like I've been laughing the whole time, but

1206
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 1: that hit me in a way where it like made

1207
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:59,640
Speaker 1: my inner child laugh because I knew you were just

1208
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 1: doing a joke, like about a joke. Right, No, no, yes,

1209
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:06,519
Speaker 1: I would never. I would never stoop so low as

1210
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: to do a straightforward attempt at a joke. Yeah you

1211
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: were bad on purpose, right, Yeah, that's what you're doing

1212
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: like a dad joke. Or to clarify this entire podcast,

1213
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: than my career, Hey, every joke you've said today has

1214
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 1: been hilarious. That one was a little bit sarcastic, like

1215
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:29,679
Speaker 1: you're doing a dad joke, but I laughed at it earnestly. Well, okay,

1216
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 1: so I've made everyone mad. Everyone's beyond what is this

1217
01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 1: last reading? I'm like, Sam, you got a hot day?

1218
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:51,000
Speaker 1: Where are you doing you? How are you going today?

1219
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 1: He's like, really, I really want to get to this

1220
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:55,719
Speaker 1: last segment before I blow my brains out. He's sitting

1221
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:58,040
Speaker 1: over here on that I'm having the time of my life.

1222
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:00,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've never been more happy on the podcast,

1223
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: and you can't wait to leave. I have to be

1224
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 1: very bad, That's what I want. I always have to

1225
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:09,639
Speaker 1: be during this podcast. It's insane too. I was trying to, like,

1226
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,719
Speaker 1: you know, like somebody has to be the bad host,

1227
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,280
Speaker 1: like somebody has to be like like someone's the fun one,

1228
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:15,600
Speaker 1: and someone has to be like, okay, guys, like I

1229
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 1: actually we should wrap it up because like this is like,

1230
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: you know, getting to a point where we're sort of

1231
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:25,000
Speaker 1: lost and we're sort of yes, wait, another thing is

1232
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 1: and I know I'm keeping this going long. I'm sorry,

1233
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:30,200
Speaker 1: but why can't we just pe our pants? Sometimes? We're

1234
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,639
Speaker 1: in our house. Like, if you just pee right now,

1235
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 1: none of us would know. But no, okay, this is

1236
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:41,720
Speaker 1: the peeing challenge, Sam, you go first. No, I do

1237
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,040
Speaker 1: think Meg, you're bringing up a point. I think it's

1238
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,000
Speaker 1: messed up that we're not just pe outside. I think

1239
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,880
Speaker 1: everyone should be able to be outside. I don't see

1240
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 1: the problem. The problem is now backyard you mean the

1241
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,799
Speaker 1: street in front of people, I mean literally the street

1242
01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: people could see you. But in your house you're a

1243
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 1: loan but if okay, so if there was like some

1244
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 1: sort of device that was like covered your weener, but

1245
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 1: like would like still let the outs out everywhere. But

1246
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:13,200
Speaker 1: it's interesting, I would push back and say the weener

1247
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,160
Speaker 1: part I don't care about. We can all be more

1248
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:21,519
Speaker 1: comfortable with nudity. It's the p that I actually don't want. Yeah, like,

1249
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,719
Speaker 1: I actually prefer the street didn't have was not covered

1250
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 1: and maybe if there were no just puddles of human pitch.

1251
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:32,879
Speaker 1: I just think you should, at least in emergency situations.

1252
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:36,920
Speaker 1: Obviously you shouldn't love it, you shouldn't freak to p outside,

1253
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,800
Speaker 1: but you should be allowed. If that's the problem, people

1254
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 1: would love it too much. And then I guess everywhere.

1255
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,519
Speaker 1: I guess I would preferred if I don't know, we

1256
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:48,680
Speaker 1: had government funded public restrooms. Well, George, I want that too,

1257
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 1: But which, honestly, are that a law that allows you

1258
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,519
Speaker 1: to be outside is going to come before public funded

1259
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,800
Speaker 1: government bathrooms. There is no in hell they can make

1260
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,439
Speaker 1: a law that says you can be in a pea

1261
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 1: device outside, but there's no law against peeing your pants

1262
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: while you're doing a podcast. So you can keep going

1263
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 1: for a little while. Yes, I'm just doing I did

1264
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,560
Speaker 1: have to. I did pee my pants once because my

1265
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:13,320
Speaker 1: roommate was in their bathroom. No, yeah, I don't know.

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01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:18,840
Speaker 1: I said that. So our final segment is called shoutouts,

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01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:22,960
Speaker 1: and we give a shout out to anything we like. Okay,

1268
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 1: sort of in the style of two thousand one year

1269
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:27,559
Speaker 1: in Time Square at TRL and you're just shouting out

1270
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 1: to your squad back home. I love that. Is it

1271
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:35,599
Speaker 1: like shout out to coke slushies? Yes, okay, I've got one. Okay,

1272
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:39,280
Speaker 1: what's up idiots out there? Um? I want to give

1273
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:43,200
Speaker 1: a huge shout out to yup, Lana del Rey. I

1274
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 1: have learned to forgive you in the same way that

1275
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:50,719
Speaker 1: I forgave him many months Ago. I'm forgiving you, Lana

1276
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 1: because look, white dress is so good when you do that.

1277
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:00,679
Speaker 1: Don't a minute music business conference is so good. I'm

1278
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 1: in head bond. You're pushing yourself to the brink. Our

1279
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,559
Speaker 1: producers would be thrilled at your work because you are

1280
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 1: letting your walls down. George could learn a thing or

1281
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:13,000
Speaker 1: two from your girlfriend because you are rushing it. Yes,

1282
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 1: I shout out you, and yes I bring down my

1283
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: co host and friend, George. I love you well. I'm

1284
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:24,639
Speaker 1: learning to love you x xo. Sam wait, I could

1285
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 1: learn from her just because she's like good at what

1286
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:31,160
Speaker 1: she does. Put it that way, really mean, and that

1287
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: was like it wasn't reference to anything. You were just

1288
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 1: saying I could learn from her because she's doing well

1289
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:39,640
Speaker 1: and had her job. No, No, you're twisting this to

1290
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 1: make it sound really really bad to you. What fans

1291
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:45,880
Speaker 1: are vicious? I don't really mean to me. For a

1292
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 1: couple of days, I can't get I actually want to say,

1293
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,160
Speaker 1: as a lay fan, I wish, I wish I could

1294
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 1: go to conversion therapy and and and no longer be

1295
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,840
Speaker 1: a Lanna del Ray fan. But there's nothing I can

1296
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: do about it. I love her stuff her music, and

1297
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 1: yet I was to a part over a parody video.

1298
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 1: I really there. Her fans r her like teenage fans

1299
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:13,879
Speaker 1: are vicious online. You can't actually talk about pop star online.

1300
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 1: It's so weird. I talked about treating Lovado and nobody

1301
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: said a thing. But Lana del Right really attacked over

1302
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 1: Lande del Right really attacked. But shout out to Oh

1303
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 1: what it had? Oh Billie Eilish was gonna be mine

1304
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:32,000
Speaker 1: because she died her hair blonde and I'm loving it.

1305
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: Did I do it wrong? That's perfect? I don't think

1306
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 1: I did it. I just want to shout out to

1307
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:43,680
Speaker 1: this girl. Her name is Addison something, and I just

1308
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:47,000
Speaker 1: watched a video where she was on you know what?

1309
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: This girl I her got her face as soon as

1310
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: I looked at her. But you know what, she's was smiling,

1311
01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:57,040
Speaker 1: and I think more people should be kind of mediocre

1312
01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:01,639
Speaker 1: and just smile. Whoo whoo. That done kind of sounded

1313
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:05,519
Speaker 1: a little passive aggressive, George. I don't know. I just thought,

1314
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,679
Speaker 1: when was the last time you saw someone who truly

1315
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 1: was so forgetful on the screen. Here's the thing she

1316
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 1: Netflix programming, I mean killed me. Now I feel bad

1317
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:27,200
Speaker 1: because I actually I need to Sorry. I know, Sam,

1318
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,160
Speaker 1: you have to pee. We can. I just want to say,

1319
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going your pants, you're in her. I'm trying

1320
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 1: to not like we shouldn't make I should say things

1321
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,960
Speaker 1: like that about men and not women. That is all

1322
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,200
Speaker 1: I want to say. Here's the thing about Addison and right,

1323
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 1: she is so she's like a teenager. I mean she

1324
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:49,439
Speaker 1: is how old she's like eighteen or nineteen? Oh my god,

1325
01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:53,639
Speaker 1: I take it completely back. The opposite of the person

1326
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:55,599
Speaker 1: that said this is what I hate. Actually when people

1327
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:58,240
Speaker 1: go like your friends talking about someone and then somebody

1328
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,200
Speaker 1: else goes, yeah, well they're pretty nice. It's like, shut up,

1329
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 1: let them say what they want to say about the person. Right.

1330
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,599
Speaker 1: And the last time I said this on a podcast,

1331
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:08,320
Speaker 1: I got a comment that said, this just shows how

1332
01:18:08,439 --> 01:18:12,760
Speaker 1: fake comedian and actors are that they would talk bad

1333
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,120
Speaker 1: about people. And I'm like, no, I'm talking about literally

1334
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:17,120
Speaker 1: being mean to your friend for saying what they feel

1335
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: about someone. But um, what I was gonna say was

1336
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,280
Speaker 1: I when with Addison Ray, I kind of had the

1337
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:24,320
Speaker 1: same thought where it's like, oh, she's so young, she

1338
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,600
Speaker 1: blew up and like, oh, she's in a movie. But

1339
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,920
Speaker 1: then I'm like, who cares. She's young, and she seems

1340
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 1: sweet and she's never done anything wrong that I know of.

1341
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:35,760
Speaker 1: It's not her fault that she's like and it's cool

1342
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:38,519
Speaker 1: that she's successful. I personally don't think anyone should be

1343
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:42,000
Speaker 1: famous before thirty, um, just because fame. And I'm sure

1344
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:44,519
Speaker 1: it's hard and I feel like it's terrifying and bad.

1345
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:47,960
Speaker 1: But but I'm on your side, and I had thought.

1346
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:54,040
Speaker 1: My thought is I'm I'm I feel like I struggled

1347
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: a little at first, but now I'm an Addison Raith fan, Okay,

1348
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,680
Speaker 1: And I don't want to say I actually love so

1349
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,840
Speaker 1: you're not on my side, just to be clear, and

1350
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,559
Speaker 1: because what I did was in fact drag her. You

1351
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:07,439
Speaker 1: dragged her, but I would say, I see why you

1352
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:11,679
Speaker 1: dragged her and gonna be interesting at the age of eighteen,

1353
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,519
Speaker 1: and I take everything I said back. If Jimmy Fallon

1354
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 1: had had me on a show when I was eighteen,

1355
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:19,599
Speaker 1: I would have probably been wearing the legalized gay American

1356
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:24,040
Speaker 1: apparel of T shirt. Oh my god. If there was

1357
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:27,200
Speaker 1: footage of you at eighteen on Jimmy Fallon wearing a

1358
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 1: legalized gay T shirt, I would be in literal heaven.

1359
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:35,640
Speaker 1: That would be so funny. It's actually crazy that we

1360
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:38,599
Speaker 1: as a culture have you raised the legalized gay movement

1361
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,600
Speaker 1: because those shirts were every rare. Can I tell you

1362
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 1: something I have kept mind because it's funny to me,

1363
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,360
Speaker 1: like because I'm like, what if at some point it

1364
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,640
Speaker 1: becomes funny to wear it ironically and honestly, it might

1365
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,000
Speaker 1: be the time. Remember the shirt you were the other day?

1366
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 1: That was funny. Yeah, that was a good one. I

1367
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:58,000
Speaker 1: did a show with Megan Virtual show, so you know,

1368
01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:01,640
Speaker 1: put down the pitchfork and yeah, and the shirt it's

1369
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:04,120
Speaker 1: a vintage shirt I bought and it said pro choice

1370
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:06,599
Speaker 1: and then in small letters and willing to vote for it,

1371
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 1: willing to vote for it. So funny. I will really say,

1372
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: I really respect and I'm impressed by you when you

1373
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:16,960
Speaker 1: said that you want to say more things about men

1374
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,439
Speaker 1: like that than women, because it's like, even though I

1375
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:22,080
Speaker 1: agree with what you said, it's like, yeah, eighteen year old,

1376
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,439
Speaker 1: Like it's it's kind of annoying sometimes someone being like

1377
01:20:24,479 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 1: famous on TikTok for like doing like so toxic that

1378
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:30,280
Speaker 1: I said something that could do about Edison Ray and

1379
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:33,719
Speaker 1: I feel genuinely terrible. It really is a good dancer,

1380
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:37,280
Speaker 1: and I think she doesn't. That's even beside the point.

1381
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:40,840
Speaker 1: It's just like the culture that brought her to Jimmy

1382
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:44,439
Speaker 1: Fallon is sick. And in fact, Jimmy Fawn's producers are

1383
01:20:44,479 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 1: the ones that I'm not I would like to completely

1384
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:54,280
Speaker 1: ruin the careers of by posting bad things about them.

1385
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:57,639
Speaker 1: I think that that exactly. I think truly people shouldn't

1386
01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:01,400
Speaker 1: be famous, or I mean, fame isn't. But if you

1387
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 1: are going to be famous ground yes, of course. And

1388
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,439
Speaker 1: but if no one should even experience any of that,

1389
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 1: no one should experience it. But if you are at

1390
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:16,600
Speaker 1: least he's literally looking at us with a frown like

1391
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:20,120
Speaker 1: sort of like are blushing a little like you? I

1392
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 1: feel like you're you're you definitely are struggling. I'm struggling. Yeah, alright,

1393
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:34,439
Speaker 1: toxic shock syndrome from holding my p too long. Alright, Sam, Well,

1394
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,240
Speaker 1: thanks for joining No but I'd love to stick around

1395
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:41,240
Speaker 1: and hear more of the entertainment industry and all the

1396
01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 1: fucking guys. Wow this is wait sound all right? Well?

1397
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:57,920
Speaker 1: Thanks for us the final episode more important? I guess

1398
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,679
Speaker 1: paying is more important to you. He is not more important,

1399
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:04,800
Speaker 1: you know? Again, do you have roommates, because I don't

1400
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:08,160
Speaker 1: see anyone behind you. It's too crazy to pee your pants.

1401
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:14,280
Speaker 1: You have roommates, your partner that's not a roommate. Would

1402
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:16,679
Speaker 1: your partner really care a little pee in your pants?

1403
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 1: I think he actually don't care, because I record this

1404
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:30,160
Speaker 1: in the bedroom and oh right, Oh my god, you

1405
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 1: just sounded like, hey, hey, you just sounded like Ross

1406
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:34,479
Speaker 1: from Friends when you said, oh my god, like that

1407
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:44,600
Speaker 1: for real? Is that true? Yes, yes, that's Gold. I

1408
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 1: sounded just like him in this one episode of this podcast.

1409
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:52,559
Speaker 1: That's so funny. My next character is Ross from Friends.

1410
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,720
Speaker 1: He has to pee his pants and he's like on

1411
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:59,320
Speaker 1: a podcast. I'm sorry, we can I'm like, wait, we

1412
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:04,320
Speaker 1: can go from my for having me, I wrap up. Hey, guys,

1413
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:07,160
Speaker 1: has been the podcast. Thank you so much for having me.

1414
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:10,559
Speaker 1: This is okay. Wait, no, Meg, you should you should?

1415
01:23:11,439 --> 01:23:15,120
Speaker 1: I think you should making a plug. Guys. Thank you

1416
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:23,000
Speaker 1: so much for tuning into Scientists trying to say the

1417
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:26,840
Speaker 1: name of the show, trying to say the name of

1418
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:33,080
Speaker 1: the guys. Thank you so much today to listen to.

1419
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for contuning to buy an buy

1420
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:40,720
Speaker 1: a Nautical Scientists. Um too funny, guys, in the podcast. Uh,

1421
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: pretty funny. This has been. We are torturing you go

1422
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:53,599
Speaker 1: you go, you end it, end it, end it. Okay, Meg,

1423
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,640
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here. You're taking your

1424
01:23:56,720 --> 01:24:01,640
Speaker 1: damn time ending it. You are a psychopath. You are

1425
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:05,800
Speaker 1: the joker. You're being the joker. Meg, you are the joker. Okay,

1426
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:08,559
Speaker 1: go ahead. I was at my lips for real. Zip

1427
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:12,840
Speaker 1: your okay, Meg, thank you for being here. It was

1428
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:16,000
Speaker 1: a true pleasure. Um, and we'll see you in the

1429
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:23,280
Speaker 1: podcast studio. You will, Sam, don't introduce me, premisses sleep.

1430
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:26,439
Speaker 1: You couldn't see me in the podcast studio. Trying to

1431
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,880
Speaker 1: call back to the beginning because you were our intern,

1432
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,400
Speaker 1: but that was two hours ago, so long ago. I forgot.

1433
01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:38,880
Speaker 1: I said it would be like the hell am I

1434
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,320
Speaker 1: supposed to be somewhere. I'm literally trying to find a

1435
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:43,360
Speaker 1: fun way to wrap this ship up and I cannot

1436
01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:47,160
Speaker 1: do it. I don't. I just freak out. Utie goes

1437
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:49,600
Speaker 1: see you later. It's like you are when do we

1438
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:56,920
Speaker 1: see each other? Oh my god, my god again. Okay,

1439
01:24:57,080 --> 01:25:01,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wrap this up. Meg, Thank you for joining us.

1440
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,840
Speaker 1: An absolute pleasure. There's no one I would have read

1441
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:11,080
Speaker 1: rather had I literally just stopped my recording. Okay, okay,

1442
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:16,240
Speaker 1: I'm stopping mine, all right, okay, so good. Oh my god,

1443
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I really