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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two oh eight,

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Speaker 1: Episode three of Didas Like Guys, the production of I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a

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Speaker 1: deep dive into America's shaired consciousness. It's Wednesday, October, four

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Speaker 1: days away from Halloween. But you know, we don't need

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Speaker 1: to be counting down to any particular day because today

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Speaker 1: is of course Navy Day, Black Cat Day. Most importantly

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Speaker 1: of all, National American Beer Day. Oh yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's about time we celebrate the great American beers. Just

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Speaker 1: beer that doesn't taste like beer. The shout out to micros.

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Speaker 1: You know you have. There's this lagunitas non alcoholic thing

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Speaker 1: they make called the hop Fresher or something. Have you

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Speaker 1: had that? No, I've had. I've had hop water and

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Speaker 1: it tasted too much like an I p a for

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Speaker 1: me and it just like, yeah, it was It's like

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I put a little granatine in it

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Speaker 1: and it turned into the greatest soda I've ever made

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Speaker 1: in my life. Wow, Yeah, you're ask here all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien a k so I soaked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just leave it laying inside holes and landing friends move

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Speaker 1: us around that is courtesy of Ko Satan at Jay

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Speaker 1: Music Chicago, and I'm thrilled to be joined as always

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Speaker 1: by my co host, Mr Miles grab I got the

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Speaker 1: toast of the mom said missed me, so I'll try.

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Speaker 1: You got that strawberry popped up that pempus by, got

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Speaker 1: my toaster, dropped that pastry finlains right, got that strawberry

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Speaker 1: pop talk and its by your And look if you

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Speaker 1: know blueberry yum yum, you know what that was. And

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Speaker 1: Christie Almogucci main or Christieamagucci plain in this spooky era

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Speaker 1: of ours, he came through without wonderful a k because

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Speaker 1: you heard about the struggle, my pop tarts struggle with

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Speaker 1: my mother. So yeah, thanks for that one. What is blueberry?

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Speaker 1: That's just a song. You don't know blueberry yumya? Hold

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Speaker 1: on you You had to have heard blueberry yumy because

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Speaker 1: you like you like the Dungeon family. You like enough

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Speaker 1: Elena stuff. That was ludicrous and sleepy brown. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: might have missed. I was I was pretty pretty specific

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Speaker 1: to outcast. Outcast Okay, you weren't for the whole disturbing

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Speaker 1: the piece when two Chains was titty boy era, Okay,

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Speaker 1: citty Boy. What a name. I can't believe he didn't

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Speaker 1: just stick with that. Hey man, he's like Facebook. He knows,

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Speaker 1: he knows. When he got a losing message, I was

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Speaker 1: going to switch it up. Titty Boy isn't quite blown

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Speaker 1: up the charts like I thought it would. Let me

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Speaker 1: take a break and come back. There's two chains, all right, Well, Miles,

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Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat

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Speaker 1: by one of the funniest writers and editors of our time.

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Speaker 1: He was the editor editor in chief of Gawker and

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Speaker 1: Despin when they were Are those the best sites on

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Speaker 1: the Internet. He currently is the founder and writer behind

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Speaker 1: the great newsletter The Small Bow and host the recovery

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Speaker 1: podcast Really Good Shares. Please welcome the brilliant, the talented A. J. Delirio.

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Speaker 1: What's up? I love it? Thank you? Nothing I wish

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Speaker 1: I I don't have to do any of the bubble

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Speaker 1: bubblegum yum yum songs or anything like. No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm so impressed and just like how you guys do this,

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Speaker 1: this is amazing. I have notes, So I'm I'm coming

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Speaker 1: here knowing that you guys are are pros at this,

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Speaker 1: So I don't want to screw up your show. You

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Speaker 1: How was that joke? That's my first note. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like you might have over prepared for our show.

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Speaker 1: But that's great. We love it. Yeah, you might might

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Speaker 1: get us to first rate at some point. Yeah, comfortably

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Speaker 1: a second rate show at the moment. Yes, we we

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Speaker 1: feel good about it. Where are you coming to us

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Speaker 1: from Asia? I'm coming to you to you lie from

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Speaker 1: larch Mont. Hey, the whitest town in Los Angeles, as

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Speaker 1: got it all, got a Panco Tidian, I mean there's

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Speaker 1: there was that sneaker stores, Kicks still on Larch long

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Speaker 1: gone unfortunately, and then they had a so Kicks shut down,

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Speaker 1: tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about today.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the Virginia Governor's race. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about the coming GOP outrage over Thanksgiving prices. It

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Speaker 1: might be our most expensive ever. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: the official top ten most popular Halloween candies and where

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Speaker 1: they rank, and oh we have another ranking. So the

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Speaker 1: take out just put together like the according to I

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Speaker 1: to kind of get you guys thoughts on on Halleen Candy.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about a bunch of Facebook bullshit plenty more.

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Speaker 1: But first, aj, we do like to ask our guests,

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Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? Yeah, and this

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Speaker 1: was a little tough for me because my four year

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Speaker 1: old son costs my phone every time. So it's all

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Speaker 1: about dinosaurs actually, so he keeps asking Google to scan

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Speaker 1: Albertosaurus carna Taurus delapadakis. And then the only thing that

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Speaker 1: was actually from me was will sheba uno reach one cent? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now I know I went down there. I I became

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Speaker 1: a crypto person because I don't do drugs anymore. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you know, so that's what you're doing? Ye? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just I saw that thing where like they were like yo,

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Speaker 1: elon how much sheba coin you holding? It's like none,

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Speaker 1: and then it's like only a little bit. That's when

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Speaker 1: you jump in, right baby, Yeah, you out over your

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Speaker 1: skis on this sheep. But who knows stuff? For what?

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Speaker 1: Tell me what's going on on markets? Man? Upside down?

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Speaker 1: That's what's going on here? No, no, man, I ot

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Speaker 1: But if that thing reaches a cent, then I will

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Speaker 1: have seventy one dollars. Come on, there you go. What

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Speaker 1: are we at one four millions of a cent at

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Speaker 1: the moment? Exactly? Yeah? Yeah, cool? So is our dinosaur

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Speaker 1: is kind of a singular obsession for your your four

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Speaker 1: the dinosaurs are still fascinating because I'm every every time

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Speaker 1: big on Thomas the train. Yeah, Thomas sucks. Thomas have

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Speaker 1: dinosaur phases those kids I was. I was singularly into sharks,

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Speaker 1: skool deep. Yeah. I was also into like sla Sure movies.

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Speaker 1: heroes who save us, all right? Like the police act

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Speaker 1: making people aware of our past. That's just too much,

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Speaker 1: so we need to do everything we can to try

424
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Speaker 1: and just put a sheet over it and then just

425
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Speaker 1: keep moving and say that did That's just some other

426
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Speaker 1: thing that happened eyes ahead. Yeah, you're gonna want to

427
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: cut some eye holes in the sheet too, just to yeah, yeah,

428
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Speaker 1: of course, and so you know your at the top.

429
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Speaker 1: You don't want your torch to like catch other stuff

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Speaker 1: from fire. No no, no, no, no no no, no

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Speaker 1: no no. I think that's a vague thing that I

432
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Speaker 1: think if most people learned learned what this woman was

433
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Speaker 1: speaking about them, like what the fun like, Okay, most

434
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Speaker 1: people if they took that class, about to read that

435
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Speaker 1: book and people don't have nightmares. It's funny because people

436
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Speaker 1: look checked up on her son's he's fine. He had

437
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Speaker 1: a wedding announcement in the New York Times a couple

438
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Speaker 1: of years ago, so I think he's gotten over his

439
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: Tony Morrison induced nightmares. That's a very specific type of

440
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Speaker 1: person who has a wedding announcement in the New York

441
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: Times too. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah. That is amazing.

442
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 1: And what why is this such an important race? Like,

443
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Speaker 1: just catch me up on why I should have been

444
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 1: paying attention to this. I think a lot of people

445
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: look at it, you know, as a somewhat bell Weather

446
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: kind of state, but more than that, like a serious

447
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: sort of gauge of what people think of the parties

448
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: given Biden's approval ratings and things that are happening to

449
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: see if people are going to back a Democrat or

450
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: if they start to see some support slipped towards Republicans.

451
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: It's just it's just the thing to just for people

452
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Speaker 1: for wants to try and sweat over. You know. Some

453
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,439
Speaker 1: people argue it's like not as important, but this is

454
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: this is like the horse racification of politics. So like

455
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: every single like, no, this one man, you gotta pay attention.

456
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: Because I was saying before the recall with Gavin Newsom,

457
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Speaker 1: isn't really an accurate depiction of what's happening in the

458
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Speaker 1: state or like in the national politics, Like that was

459
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Speaker 1: a group of Republicans trying to sort of game the

460
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Speaker 1: system of like recalling a governor to try and get

461
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: someone else in more so than like what do the

462
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: people think of Democrats and Republicans at this moment? Right? Yeah,

463
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Speaker 1: I mean, just like from a narrative standpoint in the

464
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: mainstream media, it seems like the two major narratives that

465
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Speaker 1: are like Biden's approval is like in the shitter, and

466
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: but like the Republicans are still fucked. So it's like

467
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: almost like, so this gives them an opportunity to be

468
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 1: like one is less fucked than the other one. I

469
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: guess yeah, Or maybe it's like do people care that

470
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: there's nothing on the agenda actually being accomplished, so that's

471
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: still warrant support. I don't know, Like, I mean, this

472
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: is a very strange moment, as like most people who

473
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: are like living in the harsh reality of America, like

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00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: things need to happen. And then on the hill, it's like,

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00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: I don't know, should we tax billionaires? Is that popular?

476
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it's certainly not popular with my donors. But

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Speaker 1: from that perspective, would it be better if a Republican

478
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: one so that the Democrats like got scared enough to

479
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: actually everything is so reactionary? I don't either way, Like

480
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't have much confidence in this just

481
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,959
Speaker 1: general political system we have this country to begin with.

482
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Speaker 1: So it's like I I don't know, sure, maybe, but

483
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: I could also see them being like, see, this is

484
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: why we went too far left. You know, there's always

485
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: that there's always that logic too. Well, I will withhold

486
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: my donation to Young Ken for now. All right, let's

487
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: talk about Thanksgiving coming up? Thanksgiving and it's gonna be

488
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: more expensive than past ones, thanks a lot, Biden. There's

489
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: a number of factors making this year's dinner a bit

490
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Speaker 1: price here. You know, there's supply chain ship, there's the

491
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: labor ship, labor stuff going down. What what what's going on? Miles? Inflation, weather, everything.

492
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: It's like an omni crazies. I mean, quick, quick question.

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Speaker 1: Are y'all having Thanksgiving meals? Are you doing something this year?

494
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: I made a lot harder for people, But this year

495
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: are you guys planning on doing something? Are you? Oh? Me,

496
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: you want me to go ok? Yeah? Yeah, and feel

497
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: free to feel free to speak whenever. Yeah, that's fine.

498
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know what order you going? Fine? Poor? Yeah? Absolutely,

499
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: Palm Springs is where we go and Thanksgiving with our family.

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Speaker 1: We're those people nice. Yeah. I don't eat meat, so

501
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: it's basically just yams and cream spin other things for me. Right,

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Speaker 1: No to prodect No, I don't like I don't do

503
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: tur frikey, I don't do like non alcoholic beer. I

504
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: don't do any of that stuff. I mean, I just

505
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: you're not looking for like replacements, No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: What about We're we're still figuring it out because my

507
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: in laws might be coming coming out from the East coast.

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00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: So but see, but different probably than last year. Did

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Speaker 1: you I don't think did you do anything because yeah,

510
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: super local? Yeah I was the same way you have

511
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: to just I honestly think I just like made salmon

512
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: or something that thinks that I got to the store.

513
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Speaker 1: But now I think they say a lot of things

514
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Speaker 1: are happening to they feel that consumers are going to

515
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Speaker 1: be more like spending more money this year to kind

516
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: of make Thanksgiving a more premium experience because last year

517
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: so many people were like not doing anything. So it's like,

518
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: fuck it, let's go big. Let's maybe buy a nicer

519
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,479
Speaker 1: turkey this year than like the typical frozen one. But

520
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Speaker 1: like for example turkeys, they're going to be more expensive,

521
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Speaker 1: mostly because the cost of corn has basically doubled, like

522
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Speaker 1: the corn feed that commercially raised turkeys eat that should

523
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: have just gone through the roof. So again, costs are

524
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Speaker 1: being passed on to the consumer. And again because of

525
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: like this desire to make Thanksgiving more premium, there's also

526
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Speaker 1: just like creating more interest in these sort of like

527
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Speaker 1: other kinds of organic or humanly raised turkeys that people

528
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Speaker 1: are tending to opt for. Then you look at stuff

529
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: like package generals, they'll be higher because basically all of

530
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: the ingredients that commercial bakers use has gone up because

531
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: of supply chain issues. Canned sauces and things like that

532
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: will cost a little bit more because domestic steel plants

533
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: aren't putting up the same output. And then China is

534
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: limiting steel production to like reduce carbon emissions. And there's

535
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: just a ton of these like little things that are

536
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: adding up to just sort of make the costs higher.

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00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: Sweet potatoes, for example, their biggest thing is they don't

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00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: have truckers to get the product off the farms and

539
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: to market, so they're now paying because of the shortage

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00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: and truckers they're they're like moving costs are double too,

541
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: and as everyone says, that's just something that consumer is

542
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: gonna have to literally eat. And extreme weather is another

543
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: thing affecting the you know, coffee in Brazil to sugar

544
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: cane refineries in the South. There's just a ton of

545
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: things that are all coming together to just you know,

546
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: bring the price up a tad bit. And already you

547
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: see shortages like freaking havoc. They're like people say, there's

548
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: like then you wooden pallets to ship stuff with, or

549
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: or like cardboard containers because everything has just become more

550
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: expensive or super scarce. Right, it just goes right to

551
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: the consumer basically, right like that, because that's how that's

552
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: the only way they can make it work. And I'll

553
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: be like, fine, I'll eat this cost so then they

554
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: can still get it from that. It's like, no, then

555
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: everything the cost goes up now, because that's just sort

556
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Speaker 1: of whizzing we're in. I just have one question. The

557
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,959
Speaker 1: corn thing that you said, the corn prices doubled and

558
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: the corn is used to feed the turkeys. Yeah, so

559
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: a lot of commercial Yeah, so their feed has gone

560
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: up in costs to even raise the turkeys. So because

561
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: of that, it's just like, well, ship their food costs more,

562
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Speaker 1: So then this meat is gonna cost more because it's

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Speaker 1: used to fatten the turkeys. Is it is? It? Is

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00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: it like a Fuagra thing there, like a corn mix

565
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,239
Speaker 1: that they shoved down the turkey's throat and then make

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Speaker 1: it back. That is definitely what I'm picturing in my

567
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: mind when I picture like like how they feed, because

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00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: those those things are massive in a in a way

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Speaker 1: it seems no, I mean, I don't think. I I'd

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Speaker 1: imagine there's some hormone stuff going on, because even as

571
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: you've seen with chickens, like there's chickens, there's the breast

572
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: meat is so intense that like they can like they're

573
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Speaker 1: just like they can't walk. But yeah, that's again for

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Speaker 1: most commercially raised factory turkeys. That's why I think, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you're people will be like, oh, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: go organic, then the feed might be different and just

577
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: sort of the praising practices are different, and then those

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00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: costs go up. But I don't know if you've noticed,

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00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: like there there's a lot of just small things like

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Speaker 1: in day to day life that I am seeing become

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Speaker 1: more scarce. Like when I went to the store the

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Speaker 1: other day, normally like the produced bags, like at the

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Speaker 1: one supermarket I go to, they're out of produce bags

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00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: completely and like they've moved on to like using like

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00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: really generic like thank you printed shopping bags for produce. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, what's going on. I was like,

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00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm guessing it's like a supply things

588
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: like yeah, we haven't there like we it's this is

589
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: the best we've gotten. You asked to speak to a manager.

590
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: You said that, let me talk to a manager. This

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00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: is acceptable. I absolutely and I slammed my low walks

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Speaker 1: on the ground discuss. Yeah. I like don't have a

593
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: like fully formed take on this or most things, but

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Speaker 1: I do wonder, like why a lot of these costs

595
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: are being passed on to the consumers and like inflation,

596
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: and like the top story I read it for the

597
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: past twenty four hours is like how much Disneyland tickets

598
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: have gone up and since the year two thousand, it's

599
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: like from to d sixty four. And I feel like

600
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: that that's always something that's like being brought up by

601
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: the like right more than the left, as like you know,

602
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: the rights just like well, you know, it's all these

603
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: prices that like these higher wages that we're paying the

604
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: working class. And I just feel like that's almost like

605
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: we just seed that to right because we're they they're

606
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: the ones who like got economics degrees or whatever, like

607
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, it feels like they're like the people

608
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: who are paying are this are the people who like

609
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: the left is supposed to be you know, working on

610
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 1: on behalf of but like they there's not like an

611
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: aggressive argument about like around inflation and its effects and

612
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: like how that kind of fox people just as much

613
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 1: as a lot of the other ship that we like

614
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: actually call out. Sure, I mean I think there's us

615
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: also too, Like there's an element of you know, like

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00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: you look at Disneyland or other places, they're doing everything

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00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: they can to offset losses from now. So there's just

618
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: like this thing of like gotta make up for that

619
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: because we were not in as the black as much

620
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: as we could be. But yeah, then there are just

621
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: things that generally, because I mean if you look at

622
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: supply chain issues too, there's just like places like Walmart

623
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Speaker 1: and like and like hotel cartels and groups that do

624
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: massive buys of certain items and they essentially can dictate

625
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: to the suppliers like what the cost of something is

626
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 1: because they're buying so much like they are the market essentially.

627
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: So then that creates a bottleneck to or or just

628
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: pressure on suppliers to even say, like, well, now we

629
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: got to move our ship to China because if we're

630
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: gonna do business with Walmart, we need to make better

631
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: margins on like these massive like sort of buys that

632
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: they're making on certain goods. It happens with drugs too,

633
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: like pharmaceutical drugs and things like that. But I mean

634
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: a lot of it too is like we have, you know,

635
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: huge supply chain issues that many people at the beginning

636
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 1: of the pandemics social economies are like, the supply chain

637
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: is gonna get caught out there because everything has become

638
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: overly centralized and there isn't enough support for like small

639
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: business supply chain companies and things like that. Alright, let's

640
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we will be right back

641
00:36:53,239 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: to talk about how holdeen candy and we're back. And

642
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: so the Takeout has been basically ranking and re ranking

643
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: the list of the ten most popular Halloween candies, just

644
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: ranked by sheer volume of sales, I guess. And so

645
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: here here's their list of like the top ten in

646
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: the order that they rank them in terms of deliciousness,

647
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: coming in at the bottom Pop, which I think the

648
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: big surprise there is that it's in the top ten

649
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: of candies. I think that's like probably like Fox News

650
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: is ratings, like it's more of a thing that is

651
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: just a remnant of an older generation that's still hanging around.

652
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: Number nine is Eminem's, which is the original Eminem's. It's

653
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: not there like the regular original brown bag. Eminem's are

654
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: in the top ten on their own. I feel like

655
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: they should of just let Eminem's live as an entire category,

656
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: but you know that, Yeah, okay, let's get through the list.

657
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: I have to wrap my head around the totality before

658
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: I can start getting upset. Eight Jolly Ranchers. Seven Hershey's

659
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: Mini Bars. So this just going back to the Eminem's thing.

660
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: They're letting Hershey's Mini Bars be exist as like the

661
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: little chocolate bars, but also like the Mr. Good Bars,

662
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 1: the special charcoal. Yeah, so they get like the whole spectrum.

663
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: Six sour petch Kids, five Snickers for Starburst, three Skittles,

664
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: two Twigs number one. Of course Reese's Cup m which

665
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: I think they nailed most of it, Like I think

666
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: in the like, Reese's is definitely the first thing I

667
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: count up after I steal a kid's Halloween bag, and

668
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, that's always yeah, I get excited for those.

669
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: I love Reese's pieces. Rees's piece as well. It's weird.

670
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: I have like a weird I'm more chocolate above everything

671
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: because in my mind, that's like the real that's the

672
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: good ship on Halloween. It's chocolate. The fruit candies like

673
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: starbursts and Skittles and things like that. Jolly I hate

674
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: Jolly Ranchers, just put that out there. I think the

675
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 1: apple green apple and stays like absolute ship. The watermelon

676
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: stays like melted plastic. And I don't know, I I

677
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: guess this makes sense. I Reese's at one in TwixT

678
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: at two feels right for me. Question, okay, yeah. The

679
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: only one I disagree with right now is I think

680
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: the the ten, which is the Tutsie Pop. I don't.

681
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: I don't know because it's not Tutsi Roll, right, said

682
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: Tutsie Pop. Yeah, the oh yeah, the owl one right, yeah,

683
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't see that someone had to pay

684
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: someone to get Tutsi Pop in the top ten. I

685
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: think it really is though. The like for instance, they

686
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: they ranked these in a number of different ways, and

687
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: one of the rankings was nostalgia, and Tutsie Pop came

688
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: in at number one, which makes sense to me because

689
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: like that is one that has been It's one of

690
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: the first candies I ever remember eating. Also one of

691
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: the first candies I ever remember being disappointed by. And

692
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: but it like does have the owl that you know,

693
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: it's just kind of kind of iconic, even even if

694
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't deserve to be. I don't think it's even

695
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: iconic though, right, I mean it's iconic twenty years ago.

696
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: It feels right, right, Who were or more iconic? Yeah? Yeah,

697
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: emin M's too. I don't like. I don't think you

698
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: know what? You know what? It makes it And we

699
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: have a lot of em and M's right now in

700
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 1: the house. But and I don't know why this never

701
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: occurred to me. But they're all different colors but in

702
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 1: the same flavor, like the candy colored show exactly right.

703
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just why why even have color if

704
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: they're not gonna taste any different Skittles? Different starbirds taste different.

705
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: They have different personalities though. The green is really horny

706
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: and the green is sexy. I think I guess green

707
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: is sexy. Yellow stupid? Yeah, yeah, stupid, but like well meaning?

708
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: I think, right? Which one is um the teacher from Whiplash?

709
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: He does he play yellow or does he play the wounds?

710
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: Sold doofy? Because like the red ones like man and

711
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: the yellow ones like and then the green ones like

712
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm sexy. You know, I don't know who the J.

713
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: Simmons J K. Simmons, That's what I was talking about. Yeah,

714
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: j K. Simmons is the voice of the yellow eminem. Wow.

715
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:47,240
Speaker 1: I would say he's more good natured miles than than stupid.

716
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: But that's been seeing. That's how I look and see.

717
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: Everyone projects their own traits onto the eminem's. I think

718
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: that's why it's a very powerful marketing tool. But with

719
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: Tutsie pop too, do you ever do that thing like

720
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: when you're a kid, you'd eat you got to a

721
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: certain point where like you were done being patient to

722
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: get to the Tutsi pop, You're just like fucking I'm

723
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: chewing the funk out of this same blowpops too, So

724
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: I really like I would replace blowpops on their blowpops absolutely.

725
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: Blowpops would kick the ship out of Tutop would do

726
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: a fucking back flip. If someone gave me a blowpop

727
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: right now, Like that would truly be like, oh my god,

728
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you in years. That would really do

729
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: it for me. I think there's like big Tutsi pop

730
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: is holding them down because of also because of like

731
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: the you know, just gum like dumb is gross. It

732
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: gets all over the place. It's probably like a swallow

733
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: it if you're a kid. Yeah, but I'd say you

734
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: a blowpop, you chew on it and swallow. I'm thirsty

735
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: and they swallow. I used to do it. I just

736
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: followed so much gum as a kid, I had I

737
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: was had a problem. I did like a Ocean's eleven

738
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: style heist of a bunch of blowpops that our third

739
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: grade teacher kept on his desk like a sure actually,

740
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: I guess it was on the weekend. We went in

741
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: and uh, we're able to steal a bunch of those,

742
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: thus breaking to school on the weekend to steal some blowpops.

743
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: Did you really? Yeah? I mean didn't break in. The

744
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: door was open. They're doing a cleaning, doing the little

745
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: cap of the January eleven. I'm picturing like you're doing

746
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 1: the French guy on a thing underneath all the laser

747
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: lights and basically just like right, yeah. There there was

748
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: some dancing, there was some acrobatics, but it was fully

749
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: for show. There was no no real needs need for it,

750
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: right or the me getting dressed up as an ambulance

751
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: driver and my friend faking a heart attack. You're like,

752
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm Lyman Zega and this is one thing I'm curious

753
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 1: about what about savory snacks on Halloween because I look

754
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 1: at I remember there was like one time someone blew

755
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: up the paradigm and this neighborhood I was tricker treating

756
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: out as a kid and gave like really good like

757
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: chips I had never seen, and maybe they just had

758
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: a chip company that like, maybe they're just trying to

759
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: get rid of some dead inventory. But I remember being like, hey,

760
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: that was cool because I like chips, and I know

761
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: maybe candy is just sort of seen as more of

762
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 1: a luxury good because apparently like don't eat too much

763
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: candy rather than like, fine, he's as much sodium as

764
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: you want. But like I'm always part of me is

765
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: like when can I you know, I'd like a little

766
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: savory treat too. This nes to be sweet supremacy. It's

767
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: a nice ladle of oat meal to go right in

768
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:35,240
Speaker 1: the bag, just right in my mouth. I think, Actually, yeah,

769
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: like yeah, little cans of pringles. Nobody nobody's saying no

770
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: to that, right, no, yeah, And that would you'd lose

771
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: your ship as a kid, like getting those little mini

772
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 1: mini tubes or now they got them in those little

773
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: plastic like sleeve type things. But I don't know, just

774
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: saying folks think about it. So you guys don't funk

775
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: with Eminem's. You're not like the peanut. Eminem's are not

776
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: a fixture on your candy out rushmore. Nope, No, Wow,

777
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: Reese's pieces great. Yeah. I think Reese's pieces basically just

778
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: like that's that's the proper use of the Eminem shape

779
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: and candy coating about what is it's just two colors brown? Yeah, yeah,

780
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: there's brown. Okay, Well that's fine acceptable because just because

781
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 1: you know they're that feels like it's a uniform for

782
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: like Reese's, right, I mean, that's so yeah, that's a

783
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: good point. Eminem's just added another color. What I mean,

784
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: they threw in blue what like fifteen years ago and

785
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: everybody like that was a big deal. But blue taste

786
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: exactly the same as every other Eminem. Yeah, but I

787
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: think that's that's a genius of it too, because I

788
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: almost I was like, fuck, dude, there's blue ones. I

789
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: gotta buy them now, And then I was like, funk,

790
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 1: I'm just eating a bunch of Eminem's stale. It would

791
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 1: be a great magic check or someone can be blindfolded

792
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 1: and then kind of distinguished between the colors of eminem right,

793
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: that is like that that would be a great, like

794
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 1: completely useless superpower that somebody has. Like that you could

795
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 1: taste a commercial food. America's got talent. Yeah, that's yellow five. Wow?

796
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh are you sure about this? Folks? This is yellow five.

797
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm eating, but I like it.

798
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember when this was I think like

799
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 1: thirty years ago when they brought back the red and like,

800
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was urban legend or this,

801
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: if this was like actually true, but like the red

802
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: was gone because it was giving people cancer. You don't remember,

803
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: Maybe that that might have just been something I made up. Yeah,

804
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 1: I thought that red always existed though right now, Red

805
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: was gone for a while. Red disappeared in the eighties

806
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: after a study link to certain red food die to cancer,

807
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: despite Mars not actually using that die. So, uh, Lancaster

808
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: Online never lied to me before because I've never heard

809
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: of it. But so mar zones and and hims Mars

810
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: bar still exist. Mars bars, I think should crack the

811
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: top ten. Actually, I mean very good candy bar. What

812
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: is Mars bar? Right? Actually, I'm not familiar. Mars bar

813
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: is kind of like Snickers, but almost like a little

814
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: more of a sophisticated Snickers. I feel like, I don't know,

815
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,879
Speaker 1: imported caramel, I'm not sure, but might have. I think

816
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: there's new get involved, and there's and almonds. I think

817
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: is the thing that makes it different than the Snickers.

818
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: What's what are the what's the nuts and Snickers? Peanuts? Peanuts? Yeah?

819
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: Is it? Well? Then there's also almond Snickers, but those

820
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: have a weird off color rapper that makes me uncomfortable.

821
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: What do you think of white chocolate reces? I don't

822
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: like it as much as regular recess, but I will

823
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: allow it, for sure, I'll allow it. Not gonna bide,

824
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: but I'm again I'm I'll reach for the original too.

825
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: And now those other ones that they got with the

826
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: potato chips inside, have you had those? I've had the

827
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: pretretels in there. I really chip one that one fucking

828
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: bangs to do the chips steak crunchy. Oh yeah, like

829
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: almost criminally, So yeah, you know that's what like, I'm

830
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: very suspicous. I'm like, either the chip's gonna be saggy

831
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: as fucked, in which case I'm not gonna enjoy it,

832
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: or it's gonna be crispy, in which case, like they've

833
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 1: used some chemical on this that should not be like

834
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 1: is definitely not permitted in the EU, like be made

835
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: of me destic into jail that they used to take

836
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: the moisture out of stuff, because I mean it it is.

837
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 1: It's wild, Like how much you're like, oh, ship, that's crunchy, okay,

838
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: filling lose, But I love the sweeten savor. So the

839
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: Mars looks like it is a Snickers bar, except it's

840
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: got like a layer of just kind of sort of

841
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 1: soft chocolate instead of the peanuts and caramel up top.

842
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm is that what I'm picking up here?

843
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: I guess I'm there's something more special about Mars. It

844
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: is not just soft chocolate whatever that means. Yeah, it

845
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: looks like I think caramel. Yeah, I'm seeing the camel.

846
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: The Wikipedia photograph on the Mars page just sliced it

847
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: with like a very sharp knife. So the caramel is

848
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: not like stretchy at all. They've just it just looks

849
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: like they've surgically bisected it for some reason. Yeah, all right,

850
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: So Jolly Ranchers was one that I was really into

851
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: as a kid. They are a real pain in the

852
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: ass though, if I if I'm being honest with myself,

853
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: like having to have something in your mouth for that long, Yeah,

854
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, yeah, no time for that anymore, because

855
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: then there's like the little wrapped up rectangular prism ones.

856
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: Then they have the ones that just used to be

857
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: like straight up like flat strips sticks like yeah, and

858
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: those are those are like heavily traded in my elementary school. Yeah,

859
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 1: Like I mean, kids would go to like Rice's Flame Market,

860
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: which was like outside of like Jersey, and by huge

861
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: bags of the Jolly Rancher sticks and then come in

862
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: and yeah it was like you know, trading cigarettes in prison,

863
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: but with the sticks I mean yeah, I mean that's

864
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: Jolly Ranchers or Jr's as they were called. Data and

865
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: blow pops were absolutely like fucking currency on the on

866
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: the schoolyard. Yeah. If you and especially if you've got

867
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Speaker 1: like the watermelon Jolly Ranchers and the fire sticks, right, yeah,

868
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 1: the Jolly Ranchers cinnamon fire were incredible. Yeah. I always

869
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: like remember, like that's like the cool kids. They will

870
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: have the sticks will leave the rapper on like they

871
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: were eating a burrito, just peeling it back. As you

872
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: like worked your way down, Like I have a very

873
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: specific image in my mind of like it's the eighth

874
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: graders are all like, yeah, I think that's gonna come

875
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 1: back now that you mentioned it. I think I can

876
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: just say a picture like machine Gun Kelly with like

877
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: the unwrapped halfway wrapped jolly stick on the red carpet,

878
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 1: and people like, oh my god, oh yeah, and I

879
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: believe me. I mean that would just like skyrocket like

880
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: Jolly Rancher sticks would then crack the top five independently easily.

881
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: Do you think the long flat ones are permitted in prison?

882
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: Because I feel like you just inadvertently turned them into ships,

883
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah you could, Yeah you could. You could

884
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: file that down and get a good edge on that problem. Yeah,

885
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: he's a lighter to just kind of harden it. I mean, look,

886
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: so Miles, you're you're ranking would have all chocolate up top,

887
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: including her She's many bars. Yeah yeah yeah, and even

888
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: Eminem's like I'm not like because I didn't I remember, Like,

889
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: starbursts are fine. I like starbursts, but again I'm I

890
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: will always pick the chocolate candy over the fruit candy.

891
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: That's how it is. I really there skittle, starbursts and

892
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: star Patch Kids. I'm I've gotten a new appreciation for

893
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: them as my palette has become more to find, you know,

894
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:06,240
Speaker 1: as an aged not my juvenile only. Did your wife

895
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 1: eat the sour Patch kids when she was pregnant? Did

896
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: you get the ten pound bag of sour Patch kids

897
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: to work with the nausea? Yeah? I invested in that

898
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,240
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, I know. And having that many sour

899
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: Patch kids around it's kind of fun, right, It's just

900
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: like like they're always there to make a little sour

901
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: Patch army. But I mean it's just like, I mean,

902
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: think about like when you get like some sour Patch

903
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: kids and you're basically done with the bag, and this

904
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: year never done. It's like, oh, if I'm in the

905
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: mood for sour Patch kids, I have a good seven

906
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: eight pounds of them. You know, I disposal it anytime

907
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: I could use a ladle to procure something just for

908
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: the fun of it. Like, here's another scoop and when

909
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: you're done with it, is there like two pounds of

910
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: sugar at the bottom. Yeah, it really is. It looks

911
00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: pretty nasty, but not as bad as my old M

912
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: and MS bags. I mean, if you just like have

913
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: like the mini bags of Eminem's, they get like real

914
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: Saggy asked very quickly. And I think that's part of

915
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: the reason I don't like the M and M s,

916
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: because I just feel like they're discarded very easily. Mm hmm, yeah,

917
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 1: especially the brown bags and the Yeah, with the classic Eminem's,

918
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 1: I feel like there is a point that you are

919
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: correct that, like those are the ones that I'll find

920
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: like in a drawer somewhere like two Halloween's later, And

921
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 1: they have like that built in you know, best by

922
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: date in the sense that if you open them in

923
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: they're like white. It's usually a bad sign, but but

924
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: it's weird how quickly they can go from kind of

925
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 1: fresh to looking like they were left out in a thunderstorm. Yeah. Yeah,

926
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: and I don't know that no other candy does that. Yeah,

927
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: I don't even do eminem mcflurry's, you know what I mean. Yeah, No,

928
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: Eminems are not good and ice cream because they get

929
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: too hard and then to break your teeth. Sorry, you know,

930
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying, Eminem. I'm trying to work with you, but

931
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: I think it's out of the top ten by the

932
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: end of this. Do they have like a hazel nut

933
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: like nutella type Eminem. I'm sure they've tried it. Apparently

934
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 1: there's a new Eminem popcorn, chocolate cover popcorn that is

935
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that would look like other

936
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: than just chocolate cover popcorn, and they're calling it Eminem.

937
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: But they really fumbled the Eminem pretzel that could have

938
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: been could have been great. Oh I remember, Jude. I

939
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: remember that came out because I think I saw, like

940
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,720
Speaker 1: in one of the seasons of Hard Knocks, like Rex

941
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,720
Speaker 1: Ryan kept eating them and I was like, oh, ship, dude,

942
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: Rex Ryan is living that fucking life. He's like, I

943
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: think there's like a moment He's like, Dad, I got pretzel.

944
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: Eminem's the best commercial I've ever seen. Even I'm not

945
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: even like a Jets fan or anything. I was like,

946
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: I just like Rex Ryan was just kind of like

947
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: a living meme and like my friend group and we

948
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,439
Speaker 1: were just always like to look at this dude, he's living.

949
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: He's living all right. Well, a j that's been such

950
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: a pleasure having you on the day. He's like, guys, man,

951
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 1: where can where can people find you? Follow you? Hear

952
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff? Yeah, you can go to

953
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: the Small Bow dot com. And that's a bow, you know,

954
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 1: but small and bow the small Bow dot com. But

955
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: it's spelled like the small Bowl sometimes, so I don't

956
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: want to confuse people. And then obviously I mean really

957
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: good shares. We're part of the Heart podcast family and

958
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 1: you can find that wherever you listen to podcasts. Yeah yeah.

959
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some of the work

960
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: of social media you've been enjoying. I think we're at

961
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 1: Instagram as the Small Bow Newsletter, and then at Twitter

962
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: at the Small Bow Okay, yeah, yeah, check it out

963
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: miles where can people find you? What's a tweet you've

964
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: been enjoying? Twitter? Instagram at Miles of Gray. And if

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00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: you like ninety day Fiance, come by check out four

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Speaker 1: ninety day fiance. Um. Now, if we're gonna talk some

968
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 1: tweets that I like. This one is from Langston Kerman.

969
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 1: At Langston Kerman, he says, sometimes I want to I

970
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,720
Speaker 1: want to judge self help Twitter, And then I remember

971
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: how inspired I used to feel from the trash talk

972
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: on and one T shirts. And if you remember the

973
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: and one basketball brand was like the faceless avatar logo.

974
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: The first one that he posted was a shirt that

975
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: says go to church, pray you don't guard me. And

976
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: then another one is like with the and one character

977
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: like dribbling and says my game and your breath the

978
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:38,439
Speaker 1: two strongest things on the court. That's a little complicated,

979
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: but yeah, like there are two more that I like.

980
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: This is from at Sarah Winnifred tweeted, I saw a girl.

981
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 1: I saw a six year old girl at the playground

982
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 1: who caught a sparrow in her hand and her mom

983
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, she does that. I wish she'd stop.

984
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: The most logical explanation is that I'm a supporting character

985
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: in a middle grade off. And then last one at

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00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: J Barrow, in reference to Davis, said I thought quote

987
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: Twitter wasn't a real place. Now outcry is costing you opportunities?

988
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: Is it UCI Wally or one Mike? I'm tired? Yeah, alright.

989
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: Tweets have been enjoying. Kevin Sech tweeted, well, I enjoy

990
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Speaker 1: the French dispatch for reference, I'm a porcelain now figuring

991
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Speaker 1: in a tweet vest that plays the viola when you

992
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: push a button and uh dorothea pass tweeted moms always like,

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Speaker 1: can we tackle the front hall closet today? You can

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Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquare Brian. You can

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Speaker 1: find us on Twitter at daily Zike. Guys were at

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Speaker 1: he post our episodes and our footnotes or a link

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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about today's episode,

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Speaker 1: like the fucking piece of place. Alright. Well. The Daily

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