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Speaker 1: Then jewels show on demand. Feel worse if nobody showed

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Speaker 1: up to your wedding or your funeral. Yeah, definitely my funeral.

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Speaker 1: Your funeral, absolutely, because I don't care if anybody shows

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Speaker 1: up to my wedding, but my funeral, that means that

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Speaker 1: I was a really terrible person. Alex and I am married.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, and that's true, we had

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Speaker 1: like five people at our wedding. Yeah, we whittled down

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Speaker 1: the guest list really far like that though intimate. Ye,

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Speaker 1: it was five though if they didn't show up, you

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Speaker 1: would have felt terrible after inviting. I don't think it'd

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Speaker 1: been nice. Yeah, sweet, nobody's here, it's quiet, this is

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Speaker 1: fun's hang out just me and you and get married

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Speaker 1: to do things we do on the nights we get married. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so a funeral for you, yes, all right, for sure.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about the funeral because I'm gone then,

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Speaker 1: like I don't, I'm not going to be able to

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Speaker 1: see anyone if you could at my wedding though, if

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Speaker 1: there's no one there, I know people wait me, they

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Speaker 1: were busy because that's like supposed to be the best

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Speaker 1: days of your life as well. I mean a funeral

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Speaker 1: is going to be one of the worst. Right you dead,

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Speaker 1: your life has been r family put you in a

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Speaker 1: good outfit. Don't do that, please? Can I be honest?

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Speaker 1: I'm a little torn. Okay, so there could be a

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Speaker 1: good reason if no one's at your funeral. It means

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Speaker 1: you outlived off the people you like. Okay with that,

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Speaker 1: But and also I want people to come to my

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Speaker 1: wedding because I want some gifts. Ya torn, Like, I

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Speaker 1: want people at my wedding because I want gifts. But

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Speaker 1: I also wouldn't mind no one being at my at

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Speaker 1: my funeral because that means I outlived all y'alls you

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Speaker 1: had no friends. We're gonna go with the first one.

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Speaker 1: When I asked the question, my original answer changed. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say that I would be more upset if

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Speaker 1: people didn't show up to my wedding because people didn't

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Speaker 1: show my funeral I was thinking about. I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: that means I probably lived a full life, pissed a

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Speaker 1: lot of people off, and that's a good thing. But

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Speaker 1: then I thought about it, I'm like, wait, I would

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Speaker 1: be disappointed if more people didn't show up to my funeral.

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Speaker 1: I would because my wedding I've got the one person

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Speaker 1: that I want to be at my wedding, and that's

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Speaker 1: my wife. Yeah, that's me. She was at a wedding

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Speaker 1: and it was great. I'm glad she was there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my second it was great. Yeah it was and so

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Speaker 1: that was That's all I needed there. But I would

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Speaker 1: want more people at my funeral because it's going to

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Speaker 1: be a show. I've told you I want to. I

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Speaker 1: forgot that you'll go out. I've got all kinds of

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Speaker 1: plans for my funeral. It's gonna be a great show.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna leave with me if I all live him. Yeah, people,

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Speaker 1: I want Alex to plan the Marionette Show with more.

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Speaker 1: What you want me to do with your ashes? And yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why, that's kind of why I'm doing it, Like

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Speaker 1: after my funeral, Well, at my funeral, it will be

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Speaker 1: unveiled that my ashes have been put into mister potato

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Speaker 1: head and everybody comes. Everybody gets to walk by the

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Speaker 1: mister potato head and change the expression. I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: break it to you because the ashes are going to

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Speaker 1: fall out of like the holes. That's just not a

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Speaker 1: good time. A special mister potato had earned that. It's

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Speaker 1: got to be. Yeah, how about you make it up

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Speaker 1: before you die, and it's going to be It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be huge, way bigger than the It doesn't need to

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Speaker 1: be many as You're going to be in a park

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Speaker 1: somewhere and given to my wife so she can put

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Speaker 1: it somewhere in the house so she can walk by

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Speaker 1: it every day and see me smile or frown. And

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Speaker 1: sometimes I might have a mustache, sometimes I might be

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Speaker 1: wearing glasses. Should go, you look cute today, and I

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Speaker 1: won't say anything because I'll be mister potato ahead. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, Okay, can I die before you? And Julia?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have nobody show up to your wedding

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Speaker 1: or your funeral? I'd be more upset if someone didn't

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Speaker 1: show it to my funeral because I'm sorry wedding. Oh really,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'd already be dead at my funeral, so

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't really care. That was what if? You do? Know?

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Speaker 1: The afterlife is a thing, y'all. You could be watching it,

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Speaker 1: watching from space or something. But you are so funeral like. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm closed minded minded, all right. You're a stone though,

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Speaker 1: so that's why you probably believe it. I disagree, but

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Speaker 1: that's fine. Have a wonderful day. Hey, Garrett, would you

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Speaker 1: be more upset if nobody showed up to your wedding

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Speaker 1: or your funeral? Definitely more upset if nobody showed up

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Speaker 1: to my funeral. Oh my god, I agree. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if it's my wedding, she's happy, I'm happy. Who cares exactly?

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Speaker 1: But at the end of my life, if you know,

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Speaker 1: nobody shows up to my funeral, then that's kind of sad.

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Speaker 1: You would be able to see you would be able

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Speaker 1: to see yourself at your funeral from above. I don't

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Speaker 1: believe that. If there's nobody there, it's like, Wow, I

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Speaker 1: really suck. I mean, do you actually think that that's true?

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Speaker 1: Because Alex is a stoner and that's why she's saying that.

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Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying that, I mean, being a stoner,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna have more people show up in my

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Speaker 1: funeral because I'm cool and he's still being a good movie.

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Speaker 1: Do you believe that you'll be able to see your

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Speaker 1: funeral from above once you pass or below? I sure hope.

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Speaker 1: So it's going to be a big party. So that's

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Speaker 1: why most people that didn't show up at the wedding,

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Speaker 1: then they're not in minded at the funeral. There you go. Oh,

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Speaker 1: your funeral is going to be a party? Is it

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Speaker 1: like jubils because he's going to be in a mister

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Speaker 1: potato head. Is it going to be similar to that?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no no, there'll just be a lot of drinking.

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Speaker 1: I don't get me wrong. I'll be in a mister

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Speaker 1: potato head. I'll have my ashes in a mister potato

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Speaker 1: head at my funeral. It will be drinking, though, like

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Speaker 1: you will be pouring out all on this potato head,

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Speaker 1: like I'll be having a good time to his mouth.

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Speaker 1: My mister potatohoad mouth is gonna be sagging at some

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Speaker 1: point because I'll be hammered. My eyes are put in,

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Speaker 1: but they're both sideways, you know. Then Jewels show on

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Speaker 1: demand