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Speaker 1: to Whoopee Pie Blair, who's in the great state of Maine. Hello,

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Speaker 5: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: It's been a while? Blair? Are you gonna come? I'm

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 5: Ask my mom and it didn't sound too good for going,

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Speaker 5: My mental life hasn't been good because of one app

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Speaker 1: You don't need to you don't need to promote it.

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Speaker 5: I just did yesterday. I'm gonna to do it today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Everyone everyone knew who you were because you called.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you know what you need? You need goals.

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Speaker 5: Your your good old guy from the homeless guy, the

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Speaker 1: Like, listen, I want you to I'm gonna get I'm

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I want you. I want you to write this down

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna touch your mom unless you want me to.

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Speaker 1: But go May eighth, we're gonna do a meet and greet.

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Speaker 1: We don't have a venue. We have announced yet, but

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Speaker 5: have contact with me. So you want to be able

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Speaker 5: to contact my mom and be like, hey, can we

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Speaker 5: get Blair out.

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Speaker 1: To But you don't. You don't. I've called you before.

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Speaker 1: You don't answer your phone. Remember remember that problem I was.

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Speaker 1: Remember I was in I was in I was in May.

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Speaker 1: Do you recall Blair when I was in Do you

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Speaker 1: remember when I did? Do you remember when I did

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Speaker 1: the Meet and Green thing in Portland, Maine? And I

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Speaker 1: called you and I said, all right, where you at

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Speaker 1: I'll come And you didn't answer your phone. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember that?

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Speaker 5: Because I remember that phone.

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Speaker 1: I remember that I called you from a gift shop

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Speaker 1: in Portland, Maine where they had nothing but laps the

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Speaker 1: T shirts, And I said, Blair, I'm here, where do

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Speaker 1: I need to go? And I know you're far. You're

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Speaker 1: like a couple hours in the main right and Waterville

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Speaker 1: is a few hours up or something like that. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I was willing to go, and you didn't answer

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Speaker 1: your phone. I was willing to go. What kind of loser?

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Speaker 1: You know? How big a loser I am? I was

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Speaker 1: going to go to Waterville, Maine. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: anyone other than you, and I was gonna drive all

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Speaker 1: the way up there, and you didn't answer your phone.

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Speaker 5: I freaking missed out because you schmuck.

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Speaker 1: I would have done it. I had nothing to do.

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Speaker 1: I was just driving like losers. I love losers, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Myself.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, you're cheered up now, you sound happy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna move on, but remember you got to call me.

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Speaker 5: Off, and I'm happy. Shame on you. Shame on you,

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Speaker 5: beds because the.

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Speaker 1: Minute I was, I'm always remembering this. Okay, you know what,

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Speaker 1: Let's take it. Let's take some calls, Let's take some

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Speaker 1: coop leave him on. Let's do uh ask a whoopee pie,

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Speaker 1: ask a whoopee pie.

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Speaker 5: I always tell my buddies.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, let's say hello. Now, let's Blair,

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Speaker 1: shut up, shut up, Let's go to blind Sophie. You're

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Speaker 1: on with whoopee pie. Blair Hello, blind Sophie.

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Speaker 3: Blind.

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Speaker 6: Hey Okay, Blair, Hey Blair, how are you doing?

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Speaker 5: I want to ask you something, blind Sophie.

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Speaker 6: Well, I've been waiting on hold for four hours, so

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Speaker 6: can I have it? You set well before you ask

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Speaker 6: me anything, so just shut it off up.

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Speaker 7: Let's do it.

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Speaker 6: So it's actually raining in my apartment right now, Sir Ben,

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Speaker 6: and I think I might have an interview at the

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Speaker 6: Sports Hub on April third. I actually have it scheduled.

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Speaker 6: So I'm thinking that I can get me and Ben

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Speaker 6: and maybe this sexy guy Blair here on the radio together.

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Speaker 6: I have a connect you with Mark Capello and Ben.

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Speaker 6: I've been giving you my dad's phone number, and Blair,

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Speaker 6: you wouldn't believe it. Ben has screwed this up. Dad,

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Speaker 6: If you're listening right now, I gave Ben don't I don't.

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Speaker 1: I do not have I do not have your dad's

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Speaker 1: phone number.

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Speaker 6: I do not well, Rob Well Robin the three twenty

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Speaker 6: one was supposed to give it, but my mom said

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Speaker 6: that we are not allowed to talk. But I guess

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Speaker 6: my dad wanted to talk to me.

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Speaker 7: So Ben, what talk are you are?

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Speaker 1: I will try one more thing.

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Speaker 6: Waiting on hold for four hours let me talk.

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Speaker 1: Well, you, I didn't force you to stand hole for

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Speaker 1: four hours. You're moron. You stayed on hole for four

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell you. You could have hung up at

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Speaker 1: any moment. You could have hung up for five minutes

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Speaker 1: in you didn't have to stay on hold? What do

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Speaker 1: you think this guy will be? Pie? Blair? I want

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Speaker 1: do you think of blind Sophie? Come on?

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Speaker 5: I want to ask him? Why is blind Sophie or whatever?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Why is his name?

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Speaker 1: That I don't know? I don't hear this butt out? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got my back, right, Blair? You when you think

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Speaker 1: tough guy, baby, you would be.

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: Let me let me, let me hold on. Shut up

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Speaker 1: for a second. Let me bring in Loray Lora. Is

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Speaker 1: it fascinating here that I have to talk to Blair's

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Speaker 1: mom and blind Sophie's dad, that this is my job here?

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Speaker 1: I have to be a mediator with the parents of

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Speaker 1: these people and with the fake girlfriends as well. I

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Speaker 1: I just that's right, and Melissa, the fake girlfriend of

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Speaker 1: the dog. You have a lot on your plate, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what is that? Seriously?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: Anything else blind Sophie or I'll check my email. But

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Speaker 1: I didn't get anything it said, al I got.

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Speaker 6: To tell you something, Blair.

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Speaker 7: You live in Waterville.

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Speaker 6: You see trance people every day. I had a gender transition.

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Speaker 6: Who will remember my dog tried to bite you to

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Speaker 6: you you live in the most transgender place in the world, Waterville, Maine.

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Speaker 1: Okay? Is that true? Is that true? Bler?

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Speaker 5: Is that this fool? Because I want to talk to

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Speaker 5: him right now? You want huh huh No, I don't No,

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Speaker 5: I don't fool you know what?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, calm down, let's go move on.

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Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Mike the Leprecaunt. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.

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Speaker 1: It is the Ben Malors Show, Michael Leprechaun. Say hello Mike, Hello, Good.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Blair. I hope he didn't come to Boston.

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00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: It's equal distance either to Boston or Worcester. And Waterville

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Speaker 2: is a fantastic, beautiful city.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, nice, nice keys Key, It's Key country, It's God country,

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Speaker 2: and that's.

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Speaker 6: The planks God.

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Speaker 2: It's winning in his apartment.

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Speaker 7: I mean, what else can you say?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 7: Is it rain in an apartment?

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Speaker 5: Anyway?

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Speaker 2: He's gone, then I have breaking.

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Speaker 1: News, breaking news, breaking news.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I spoke with ninety eight point five yesterday the

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Speaker 2: Sports Hub and they're what I get in contact with you?

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Speaker 1: No, all right, very exciting. What are we doing here?

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Speaker 7: In contact with me?

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Speaker 2: Coop is in contact. Yeah, they'll be in contact with

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Speaker 2: you about connecting. And Coop is getting back to me

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Speaker 2: on the emails that sends you about the details. We're

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Speaker 2: just trying to book your flights.

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Speaker 1: The flights, the flight. So I've taken care of the flights.

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Speaker 1: I'm good on it. So don't worry about that.

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Speaker 2: Well, you you have to come me after the show piece.

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Speaker 2: Come me after the show.

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Speaker 1: I'll let you know. I'll let you an the detail.

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Speaker 1: But it's fine. Don't worrybou. I got everything. I've already

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Speaker 1: booked what I need the book. So yeah, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: I thank you. I feel like this is off the

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Speaker 1: year conversation. Are you still there? Blair? Did you leave? Blair?

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Speaker 1: Are you gone? Blair?

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Speaker 5: I thought maybe it was a real Celtics grew up

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Speaker 5: the con but apparently not book.

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Speaker 1: Yes, no he's not. He's not the Celtic. He's Lucky,

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Speaker 1: the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms. Let's go to Let's

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Speaker 1: go to Jet who fled Jed, Hello, you're on Hello, Jed, welcome.

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Speaker 7: If I identify as having waited on hold for four hours,

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Speaker 7: set that the same thing, or if I identify as

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Speaker 7: I'm the first shown, I can I do that now? Listen.

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Speaker 7: I was just wanting to say, I I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna stop there. I'm gonna stop there as the

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Speaker 7: Lord is good, and I'm gonna Jesus gezful Jesus or

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Speaker 7: not monck Jesus and not mine. I swear to yes

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Speaker 7: where you want. He would want to add show the

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Speaker 7: state he came back in blind Scott did he like

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Speaker 7: Alexay and all of a sudden Blair Blair and Maine

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Speaker 7: got him. Dude, Blair Blairy? Is that a China China?

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Speaker 7: I mean Maine is in with Chinese party, Chinese pots,

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Speaker 7: Chinese pot growers are everywhere in Maine. They buy up

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Speaker 7: super duper powered lightholes. They're bringing in extra electricity and.

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Speaker 3: What what?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing here? What is going on?

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Speaker 7: Right? It's called it's called the Ben Mallor Show. It's

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Speaker 7: supposedly you're the mother eting host. Dude, what are you

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Speaker 7: doing there? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Thank you? I having to move on. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: there is how there?

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Speaker 1: All right? Amazing? How about this? The NFL for years

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Speaker 1: We are putting Commission Roger Goodell on notice. The Rooney

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Speaker 4: With black tools.

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Speaker 1: Touchet? Apparently nothing because I have them. Let's say a

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Speaker 1: lot of Mike in New Hampshire. Hello, Mike, Welcome, Yo,

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Speaker 1: it's number one.

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Speaker 7: I get a golden Jack.

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Speaker 1: I get a golden So Mike's one of the dudes planning,

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Speaker 1: helping plan the big adventure there coming up in May,

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Speaker 1: as you know. Let's say a lot of Rusty, who's

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Speaker 1: in Boston. Hello Rusty, welcome.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Bennet's been a while.

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00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 7: Come one.

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Speaker 6: And how you doing, Buddy?

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Speaker 1: Where you've been Rusty? Okay, I've been tying.

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Speaker 5: Up, but you know you're wasting your time with that

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00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 5: idiot Leprechaun and that guy who win Scott and North

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00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 5: End at that of Boston.

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00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: I got you, all right? Hold on, we've moved on.

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Speaker 1: Chris in the Commonwealth. What's going on? Chris? Welcome? Good morning, Ben?

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 1: If I was any better, I'd be a Giant, but

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Speaker 1: not a San Francisco Giant because they got embarrassed in

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Speaker 1: that baseball opener last night. That was bad?

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Speaker 7: Y did?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the game was over and the fourth inning,

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Speaker 1: let's say, actually the second inning. I think let's sell

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Speaker 1: her to Brandon in Cans City. Hello, brand and welcome

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00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: to Bennie and the Jats.

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 1: Brandon was at the last well, he was at the

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Speaker 1: Kansas City You were at the Kansas City meeting we did,

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Speaker 1: which was over a year ago.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah, we did.

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Speaker 3: We need to do another one, Benny, We need to

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Speaker 3: do another one.

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Speaker 1: Well, maybe next year we'll do one. Who knows? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: hold on right there, and that's all we have time for.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Three stories figure out which of the

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Speaker 1: three is not true, separating fiction from fact. Story number one,

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00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: it's all about that Rice Ben Rice breakout season for

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Speaker 1: the Yankees last year, and now he's landed a sponsorship

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00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 1: and the most appropriate sponsor ship in baseball. They're saying

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00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 1: Rice's partnered with Ben's original formerly known as Uncle Ben's

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00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: until it was canceled because of you wokesters. The Yankees

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00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: stand out and we'll see about that. It's a collab

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00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: and they're donating a bunch of meals and all that

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Speaker 1: he's getting paid. Story number two. Actor Michael B. Jordan

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00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 1: may have the same name as the greatest basketball player

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Speaker 1: of all time, he'll actually be playing one of the

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Speaker 1: greatest football players of all time. Fresh off his Best

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00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: Actor winning the Oscars, Michael beat Jordan let it slip

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00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: over to TMZ that he will be playing the legendary

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00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: Jim Brown in an upcoming bio pick and Story number three.

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00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris passed away last week at the age of

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00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: eighty six. He's still not quite done kicking ass and

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00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 1: taking names, and Norris will be starring in one final

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00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: film called Zombie Playing, and he plays the head of

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00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: a spy agency made up of celebs and the tongue

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00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: in cheek action Flickr part in the film was filmed

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Speaker 1: at a Texas ranch. All right, those are these stories again.

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Speaker 1: Story number one, Ben Rice partnering with Ben's original Rice,

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00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: the Yankee player Michael B. Jordan to play Jim Brown

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00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: in an upcoming bio Pick and Chuck Norris from Across

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00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: the Pearly Gates will be in one final movie, a

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00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: tongue in cheek action flick. One of those stories is

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Speaker 1: not true. The other two are. See if you can

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Speaker 1: separate fiction from fact. Let's go round the room here.

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Speaker 1: We'll start out with Rick in Maryland Morning Time, Rick one,

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Speaker 1: two or three? Ricky, Yeah, I'll never get it right.

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Speaker 1: But number three man, geez, number b three? Alright, you A,

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Speaker 1: you have a defeenist attitude. All right, Mike, get it right,

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Speaker 1: Morning Time A. Mike in New Hampshire, Mikey, Mikey, I

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Speaker 1: get a golden ticket because I still think it's number one,

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Speaker 1: number one, okay, And Rusty long time caller, first time listener, Rusty,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Rush? Number two? Buddy number two, the

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Speaker 1: Michael B. George, Sorry, very good, thank you. Chris in

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Speaker 1: the Commonwealth one Tour three Chris.

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Speaker 7: From Marcellas in honor of Marcello's number two.

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Speaker 1: I see what you did there, Brandon and kids city quickly. Brandon,

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Speaker 1: a big Chiefs guy to the casket, drops one Tour

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Speaker 1: three Brandon number three. All right, we don't have time

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Speaker 1: to run out all the stories to fake, so we

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Speaker 1: do some winners here. Number two the Michael B. Jordan

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Speaker 1: story that was the bogus one this week. Number two

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Speaker 1: Leprechaun