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Speaker 2: Thank God, here it is.

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Speaker 3: When the price is right, offered elephants as prizes incredible.

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Speaker 1: So let's spend the wheel of life and see what

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Speaker 1: happens on this band new episode up Ataners World.

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Speaker 3: Would your mind resilient pieces?

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Speaker 3: Guys, gals, non binary pals, welcome to bananas. Sitting across

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Speaker 3: from me digitally as Scotty landis.

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Speaker 1: And digitally lighting my fons, my bff Kurt brown ole Er, Curty,

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Speaker 1: do you have anything to plug before we get to

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Speaker 3: Well, we do have to say split in the I

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Speaker 3: mean door to shore, door to shore. Listen if you

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Speaker 3: don't know what door to shore is. Scotty and I

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Speaker 3: walk out the doors of our houses. We walk across

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Speaker 2: Off for charity.

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Speaker 3: And this year October eighth, on a Saturday, we're inviting

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Speaker 3: and get information about it and then walk out your door.

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Speaker 1: Have a good walk. We're long walk eyes now.

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Speaker 2: We love long walks. And also remember Toronto.

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Speaker 2: Doing our first society show.

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Speaker 1: Kurt. We have a first on the podcast. Today is

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Speaker 1: our guest's birthday, and I know because I listened to

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Speaker 1: her podcast and she's having a big day to day,

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Speaker 1: a huge day of freebies and that's just not gonna

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Speaker 1: the intro. Curdie Bee.

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Speaker 2: Here it is, folks.

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Speaker 3: Our guest today is a fantastic comedian, actor, writer. You're

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Speaker 3: gonna you're gonna just love her. She's written for the

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Speaker 3: Eric Andre Show.

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Speaker 1: Harold card Reader, She's.

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Speaker 3: She's open for Bikini Kill and is the host of

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Speaker 3: the wonderful podcast Lizzie Cooperman's in Your Hands.

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Speaker 2: Please welcome Lizzie Cooperman.

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Speaker 4: I am beside myself in a positive way, and I

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Speaker 4: was so excited about this. I'm like, do I have

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Speaker 1: Right? You mentioned it? I heard you say, and I'm

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Speaker 1: doing a podcast like around two o'clock. I'm busy from

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you. So this week they were voting.

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Speaker 4: I'm kind of spoiling it depending on when this comes out,

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Speaker 4: Uh huh. Do I spend my birthday going around and

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Speaker 4: the Grand Slam Breakfast. Nice.

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Speaker 4: I've already done that, I will. I wouldn't describe it

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Speaker 4: And I said, I'm probably going to meet some friends

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Speaker 4: The thing is, I don't even think he's twenty one

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Speaker 4: And then he followed. I went out to my car

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Speaker 4: So I took that phone number. I drove straight to

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Speaker 4: Jersey Mike's, where I then acquired what you know, tub? Yes,

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Speaker 4: I'm heading down to BJ's brew House to score myself

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Speaker 2: It's hill it's gross, so funny, like piss and dookie together.

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Speaker 2: Yes, right, yes, you're satisfying the goal.

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Speaker 1: The promise of your podcast is you give your listener

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Speaker 2: So you're doing it, which we love. We love walking off.

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Speaker 3: All right, guys, you want to hear about when the

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Speaker 3: price is right offered elephants as prizes.

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Speaker 3: This is from July thirteenth, twenty twenty two. Here comes

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Speaker 4: They have turtle races there. I actually went to one.

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Speaker 4: It's been wild, absolutely life changing and horrific at turns

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Speaker 3: And then and then after she left, I just had

447
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Speaker 3: two incredibly greasy the elbow down. They were just like

448
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,439
Speaker 3: sticky and greasy, and I was just like I just

449
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 3: felt like I had been violated as well. The whole

450
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 3: time I was asking to stop. And then I think

451
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Speaker 3: I I think I actually had to go then to

452
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Speaker 3: and ATM and get money.

453
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Speaker 2: Good business, great business model.

454
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Speaker 1: Wow, was it.

455
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Speaker 4: Even sunscreen or no, we don't know.

456
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 2: No, it was like it was just like it was

457
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Speaker 2: like moisturizer.

458
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 3: It was like oil and moisturizer and it was just

459
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Speaker 3: like supposed to be a forearm massagic.

460
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Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, like it was Bathom Bodyworks, cucumber melon smell

461
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Speaker 4: of seventh grade.

462
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Speaker 1: Yes, those baskets.

463
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Speaker 4: It was so crazy.

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Has anybody ever walked to you, Lizzie and tried

465
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Speaker 1: to massage your arm?

466
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Speaker 4: That's a good question.

467
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Speaker 2: I am.

468
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Speaker 4: I'm not a fan of the surprise massage. I feel like,

469
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Speaker 4: as someone who's done with a lot of like adult theater,

470
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Speaker 4: I feel like there's a lot of people barefoot wanting

471
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Speaker 4: to do chain massages and stuff. I generally don't like that,

472
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Speaker 4: and it is because I feel that those people touch

473
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Speaker 4: their feet a lot, which I have. I feel like

474
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Speaker 4: theater people tend to be very comfortable with their feet

475
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 4: and very touchy and hands everywhere, and so that that

476
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Speaker 4: might be much respect to theater people.

477
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Speaker 2: Strange, I know.

478
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Speaker 3: I would say stranger massage on Stranger massage in public

479
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Speaker 3: is the most uncomfortable I've I've been in public because

480
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Speaker 3: it was so intimate. She was so close to me,

481
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Speaker 3: and it went to when you don't want a massage

482
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Speaker 3: and you get a massage, nobody nobody.

483
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Speaker 2: Wants, especially relos My goodness so much?

484
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Speaker 4: What did you think was in the bucket?

485
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Speaker 2: At first, I had no idea.

486
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Speaker 3: I was just like, literally, I had sat down thirty

487
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 3: seconds before, I had like sat down with my beer.

488
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 2: Was so excited.

489
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,919
Speaker 4: She comes up, she makes you do the ice bocket

490
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 4: challenge in that moment.

491
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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go, let's acel. It's for ace l, all right,

492
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Speaker 2: give it to us, Scottie.

493
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Speaker 1: This is from Ian Harvey Yap. Great name, Ian Harvey Yap.

494
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 1: I think we're sending stories before. Thank you, Ian, Thank you.

495
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: This was on The Guardian. That's a real one by

496
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Speaker 1: somebody who's often been described as the best at what

497
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Speaker 1: he does. Rupert Neat.

498
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Speaker 2: Oh, he's neat. He's Rupert. He's Rupert Neat. Hard to

499
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Speaker 2: imagine a more British name than Rupert Neat for real,

500
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Speaker 2: I were especially working for the Guardian.

501
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Speaker 1: Japan launches nationwide competition to boost youth alcohol consumption. This

502
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Speaker 1: is wild, pretty fascinating. The contest asks young adults for

503
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Speaker 1: ideas to revitalize the popularity of alcoholic drinks after a

504
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Speaker 1: big fall in tax revenue. Lizzy, do you drink?

505
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Speaker 4: I do?

506
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Speaker 2: I really?

507
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 4: I really enjoy it?

508
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 2: Yes, good, I.

509
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Speaker 1: Do I give it up from time to time, but

510
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: we always come crawling back.

511
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 2: For I started young.

512
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Speaker 3: Im I am off right now, I'm on an I'm

513
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 3: on off a couple months.

514
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 2: Oh really, just to lose some weight.

515
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're having a sober October.

516
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Nice, that's how young were you? You were you

517
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: like an eighth grade drinker.

518
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 4: I did everything bad in ninth grade. I was like,

519
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 4: I'm gonna drink. I'm gonna inhale Scotch guard. I was

520
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 4: like a Hoffer for early years. I'm like, let me just.

521
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 2: It was a big huffer. Really, Oh yeah.

522
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 3: I would call him every morning and in the summer,

523
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 3: in in in high school, every every day, be like,

524
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 3: just tough some gas.

525
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 2: I'm ready to hang out now.

526
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay maybe yeah sorry, no, no, I'm saying

527
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 4: like maybe I was like a lighter huffer because I

528
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 4: was more Scotch guard.

529
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was of a gas. It was crazy.

530
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 4: That is so crazy. It is a weird thing to

531
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Speaker 4: get into. I had no idea. I mean, I'm sure

532
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Speaker 4: in some in some part of my brain I knew

533
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Speaker 4: that it was bad for me. But my friends were like,

534
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 4: just spray it on a sock clean sock. The last

535
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Speaker 4: thing even worse for you, even worse than killing your

536
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 4: brain cells, as inhaling smelled.

537
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: Right, What if the last thing you smelled was the sock?

538
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: Think about that, right.

539
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 4: We would go out of my friend's boat and she

540
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 4: would bring socks and scotch guard and we would spray

541
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Speaker 4: it inhale it, and then we would jump off the

542
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Speaker 4: boat into the lake. This was in Minnesota and wash

543
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Speaker 4: our hair. That was like our big thing that we

544
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 4: did when we were high. We would wash our hair

545
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Speaker 4: on the lake. It was so fun. We didn't do it.

546
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Speaker 4: I didn't do it every day, but I definitely dipped

547
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 4: into it.

548
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: Would the water beat off your face from huffing Scotch

549
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 1: guard is dripping in a way. You guys have weird beards.

550
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 2: Just washing her hair look totally dry. It's so funny.

551
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 4: You know what got me to quit anything that My

552
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 4: sister would always be like, no, you can never run

553
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Speaker 4: for president.

554
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: Oh remember when people wanted to do that? Yeah? Okay,

555
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: Speaking of governments, the Japanese government has launched a nationwide

556
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Speaker 1: competition calling for ideas to encourage people to drink more

557
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: alcohol after a change in attitudes among the young resulted

558
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: in a slide in tax revenue. I mean, this is

559
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Speaker 1: so bad. This is it. I mean, it's drinking's not

560
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: good for you. It's crazy that they did this, but

561
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: they named it something really great. The Sake Viva campaign,

562
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: which is being run by the National Tax Agency the NTA,

563
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: asks twenty to thirty nine year olds to come up

564
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Speaker 1: with proposals to help revitalize the pop hilarity of alcohol.

565
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Speaker 3: Wow.

566
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 2: I mean, this is wowzy, this is crazy.

567
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: Which have fallen out of favor because of lifestyle changes

568
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: during the coronavirus pandemic and among young people in general.

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Speaker 1: The competition, which runs until September ninth, calls for new

570
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Speaker 1: products and designs, as well as ways to promote at

571
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Speaker 1: home drinking.

572
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 2: Promote at home drinking. This is terrible.

573
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 3: The Japanese Castle as a big fan of at home drink,

574
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 3: best bar in town.

575
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,479
Speaker 2: I do not think it should be promoted to people.

576
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: That's right.

577
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 4: What would get you to drink at home more?

578
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: I wonder, yeah, what.

579
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: A bartender rangers?

580
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: A bartender?

581
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: Just at home bartender. The NCAA said alcohol consumption in

582
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Speaker 1: Japan has fallen from an average of one hundred liders

583
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: per person in nineteen nineteen ninety five to only seventy

584
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: five leaders, which isn't that's not that much In twenty twenty,

585
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: the decrease in alcohol sales has hit Japan's budget hard,

586
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: which was already running on a deficit. Taxes on alcohol

587
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: counted for one point seven percent of Japan's tax revenue,

588
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: but it used to be five percent in nineteen eighty,

589
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: so it's actually fallen off quite a bit.

590
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: I gotta you know what I'm looking up, because right

591
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 3: now in my head, I'm trying to do weird math

592
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 3: cool of like who drinks what country drinks the most?

593
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Speaker 2: Leaders of alcohol?

594
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Speaker 4: I cannot imagine a leader right now? Is that a

595
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 4: big jug of soda as a leader?

596
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 3: I can't imagine a bottle of water thirty two ounces?

597
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: I think as a leader. I might be wrong.

598
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 2: Okay, tall boys maybe, Okay, here it is. I got it.

599
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 3: This is alcohol consumption by country twenty twenty two. This

600
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Speaker 3: is coming from World Population Review. Folks average leaders per

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Speaker 3: year Chechia, uh oh Man, they love lot Via Moldova.

602
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 2: Those are the top three.

603
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: Oh they love a BEV.

604
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 2: Germany's number four.

605
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 3: Way to go Germany, then Lithuania number five, then Ireland.

606
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 2: Okay, then Spain and.

607
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,479
Speaker 4: Then Bjay's brew House.

608
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, just Bjay's brew House.

609
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: Come for the Puzuki, stay for a flaming doctor pepper shop.

610
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Speaker 2: I am shocked.

611
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Speaker 3: I would have thought Australia would be up there. That's shocking, right.

612
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's interesting apparently not Japan. I think working

613
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 1: at home it kept people from going out so much

614
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: as we all know, and it became the new normal.

615
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: And as that new normal takes route, that will be

616
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Speaker 1: additional hendwid for tax revenue. They are really concerned about

617
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Speaker 1: these Texas UH sales were down twenty percent and Kieran Brewery,

618
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: which makes Kieran Lager and Ichiban Chibori, said that per

619
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Speaker 1: capita beer consumption in Japan so purperson was about fifty

620
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: five bottles in twenty twenty, which was a nine point

621
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: one percent decline from the year before.

622
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Speaker 2: Interesting, okay, and also a.

623
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Speaker 1: Leader is thirty four ounces. I looked it up, so

624
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: like two tall boys, is that's what they were drinking.

625
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: Japan's Health Ministry said it helped The campaign would also

626
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Speaker 1: remind people to remember drink only the appropriate amount of alcohol.

627
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Speaker 2: I mean, what are you guys got to get on

628
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 2: the same Team Wow one or the actual you know

629
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Speaker 2: what I mean.

630
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Speaker 4: I'm thinking about this time I went to Hawaii and

631
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 4: I was having this really great conversation. I was there

632
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 4: all by myself at the hotel bar talking to this

633
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 4: woman and then I found out she was an alcohol rap.

634
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 2: Uh and she was a rap or rat.

635
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 4: That's an alcohol rap like. She was there promoting some

636
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 4: kind of like blue liqueur you know that probably was,

637
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 4: or some like you know, fluorescent drink that probably had

638
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 4: a Kardashian sponsorship or something.

639
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: And I was like, I think you were really hitting

640
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: it off.

641
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 4: Yes, And then I was like, oh, I've been duped,

642
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 4: like she's just trying to get me to try midori

643
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 4: or whatever.

644
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we really did deep.

645
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 4: I think I put a fuel away that night. I

646
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 4: feel I feel like I went to bed happy.

647
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: I am the perfect target for anytime I'm in a

648
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: bar and the beverage people come in. If they walked

649
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: up to the three, if somebody's at herm CEO and

650
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: they go, do you guys want to try this new shot?

651
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: And I would I just say yes instantly. I don't

652
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: need to know the flavor. I don't I am like

653
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: the perfect person for anything it's like, hey, this is

654
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: beer without alcohol and without carbonation. I'll be like, sure,

655
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: it's free. Yeah. I am a sucker for those.

656
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 2: Types of Oh my god.

657
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am pulled in by any deep conversation. Yes, anyone,

658
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 4: even if I think you're the weirdest person in the world.

659
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 4: Like I was in Nevada City doing shows and I

660
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 4: went to a coffee shop and guy was like, would

661
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 4: you like to join me at my table because the

662
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 4: sun was just like blazing hot and he had the

663
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 4: only table with an umbrella a gent I know, And

664
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Speaker 4: I was like, no, that's okay, as I'm just dripping sweating,

665
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 4: like holding do you ever put your hand on your

666
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 4: head so that sun doesn't burn your scalp? I was

667
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 4: using my hand as a as a hat, and at

668
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Speaker 4: a certain point, I was like, I need to take

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Speaker 4: this guy up on his offer. So I went over

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Speaker 4: he might be listening to this, because he did walk

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Speaker 4: away with a lot of my personal information. Gordon, if

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Speaker 4: you're out there, I hope you're doing great. I hope

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Speaker 4: your grieving period is.

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Speaker 1: Over with Shade.

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Speaker 4: He was going through a lot, it turned out. So

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Speaker 4: I said, I'll come sit by you, but I have

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Speaker 4: to write. I had to do my morning pages for

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Speaker 4: the Artist's way, really serious writing. I've got to clear

679
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Speaker 4: out this top level of my subconscious before ten am hits.

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Speaker 4: So I start writing and then he just pulled me in.

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Speaker 4: He pulled me in, and then I was like, Wow,

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Speaker 4: I had the most amazing conversation today, but then also

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Speaker 4: remembered wow, I also kind of revealed a lot about myself.

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Speaker 4: I also gave him my hotel room number.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm all alone.

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Speaker 1: The lock's broken at my hotel. Hate when the card

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Speaker 1: gets stuck in there.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, all right, I'm gonna tease this into a

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Speaker 2: break here.

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Speaker 1: How's that sounds very fun? I love advertisements.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Here it is Ah Patrick, the pony mayor of Cocklington.

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Speaker 2: Is now barred from his local pub. Oh man, I

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Speaker 2: love this one.

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Speaker 1: This is a fun episode. We'll be back with more

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Speaker 1: drunken pony bananass.

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Speaker 2: Around folks.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to Banana Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Here an shout out. I got four quickies. Ryan Penney

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Speaker 1: wants to shout out his then fiance now wife. I

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Speaker 1: think I'll say partner because I'm not sure Stevie. They

702
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Speaker 1: got married, both started new jobs and moved into their

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Speaker 1: first house, all within two months, so that's a lot

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Speaker 1: of stuff. Congratulations, thanks for being sweet, been animals. Sarah

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Speaker 1: Witchner wants to shout out Carlin. I owed her. This

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Speaker 1: one's from a long time ago, but I found it

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Speaker 1: on my phone and this is how it happens.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Sarah Carlin, I love you guys, care about your happiness.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Hope Currier, who traveled as a fifth

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Speaker 1: wheel to Europe. She says, on the first night in Portugal,

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Speaker 1: one of her friends and one of the introduced her

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Speaker 1: to a drinking game to the movie Ma where they

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Speaker 1: drink every time masas something creepy. And now those two

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Speaker 1: couples are ban animals. So to those couples get drunk

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Speaker 1: watching that movie. I love it. And finally, Billy wants

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Speaker 1: to shout out Kelly, who did a big scary thing

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Speaker 1: for the first time in a decade. You guys want

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Speaker 1: to guess what Kelly did for the first time in

719
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Speaker 1: a decade.

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Speaker 2: First time in a decade. Took a bath.

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Speaker 1: Good guess.

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Speaker 4: Lizzie, Oh my god, got a free sub.

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Speaker 1: And a tub. No, didn't get a free birthday?

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Speaker 4: Can get my mind out of the gutter.

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Speaker 2: Well, also, how was that sub and a tub? It's

726
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Speaker 2: pretty delicious.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know what they do differently than a sandwich

728
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Speaker 4: is they roll, They roll the meat. And I got

729
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Speaker 4: a trainee. It was clearly his first time, and I said,

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Speaker 4: is this your first sub in a tub? And he

731
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Speaker 4: goes it is and I was like, I love that.

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Speaker 4: I'm here for this. He rolled the turkey and the

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Speaker 4: provolone and then they slice it so it comes out

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Speaker 4: to look like these little cinnamon rolls. It sounds disgusting

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Speaker 4: and I, geez makes all those things? Can we all? Yes?

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Speaker 1: The p the number seven sub and a tub from

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Speaker 1: Jeersy micsm No. Billy wants to shout out Kelly for

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Speaker 1: taking a flight for the first time in for a decade,

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Speaker 1: and congratulations for facing your fears. It's a big deal. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Billy, and thank you Kelly. And congratulations. We

741
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Speaker 1: hope you went somewhere lovely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, congratulations. Guys.

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Speaker 3: We are of course here with the wonderful Lizzie Cooperman.

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Speaker 3: Should go, of course listen to Lizzie's new podcast.

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Speaker 2: In your Hands, Yes, please do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. One of your.

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Speaker 2: Topics was what to do gain more followers?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Could he be? Thanks? For gaining for more followers.

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Speaker 1: So bananas, I don't know twenty of you been animals.

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Speaker 1: Go listen, Go leave a five star rate and review.

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Speaker 1: If you like this ours podcast, you're gonna love Lizzie's podcast.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I truly hope you do come

753
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Speaker 4: and vote because I need people to make the right decisions.

754
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Speaker 4: I've been led down some insane paths. Scottie, did you,

755
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Speaker 4: by chance you're the ones with the dresser of the guy?

756
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I did.

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Speaker 4: I played a game called dresser Roulette where I texted

758
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Speaker 4: the last like ten guys in my phone will you

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Speaker 4: build a dresser for me for I Kia? And every

760
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 4: episode I interview an expert on either side so people

761
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Speaker 4: can hear like expert opinions. And I interviewed this guy

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Speaker 4: on you Know. He was supposedly like an IKEA expert.

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Speaker 4: He was great at building the MOLM dresser for my Kia.

764
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Speaker 4: At the end of our call, he goes, well, he goes,

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Speaker 4: I'm single and I would like to be added to

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Speaker 4: the list, And everyone was like, you've got to ask

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Speaker 4: that guy asked that, So I text him, Hey, I

768
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Speaker 4: just drove you know, I'm driving back from Ikia I've

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Speaker 4: got a black brown mom in my trunk and you're

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Speaker 4: the first person on my list. He's like, I'll be there.

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Speaker 4: As he's you know, this is yeah, So we made plans.

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Speaker 4: He was going to come to my apartment, you know,

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Speaker 4: on a Saturday. As he's on his way, I realized,

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Speaker 4: I've just invited a complete stranger into my home for

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Speaker 4: project that's going to take three hours hours.

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Speaker 1: Three hours. Yeah, well he.

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Speaker 4: Said it was going to take him forty minutes, and

778
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Speaker 4: two hours passed. He wasn't done, and I was like,

779
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Speaker 4: I have an appointment at the Genius Bar. So we

780
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Speaker 4: ended up leaving. And then this continued for three episodes

781
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Speaker 4: with his dresser, and it all culminated in me having

782
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Speaker 4: to call a task rabbit because it turned out that

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Speaker 4: expert put the dresser together incorrectly backward. So the task

784
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 4: rabbit comes over and I find out that he's also

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Speaker 4: a fire performer. And while he's at my house, the

786
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Speaker 4: task crabit goes by the way. He goes, I could

787
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Speaker 4: pretty easily set you on fire.

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Speaker 2: Oh set you on fire?

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Speaker 4: Yes, he goes, you're a comedian, And in my mind

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Speaker 4: I'm like, and an episode is born. So the next

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Speaker 4: episode was. The next episode is called This Is Fire

792
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 4: or This Is Us? Do I let this guy set

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Speaker 4: me on fire at a stand up show? Or do

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Speaker 4: I become a tour guide for the TV show This

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Speaker 4: is Us Tour Guide one, and I did secure that position.

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Speaker 4: I am currently an official tour guide. I am going

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Speaker 4: to bring people around angels and go. This is where

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Speaker 4: the croc pop blew up. This is where the kid

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Speaker 4: learned how to play piano. Incredible, right, It's been wild,

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Speaker 4: and I really want people to listen because I'm like,

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Speaker 4: I want people to be a part of it.

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Speaker 2: People are going to listen, Okay, okay, I.

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Speaker 4: Hope that you do and also get a tarot reading.

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Speaker 4: Go to my website and get a reading.

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Speaker 1: Yes, please do you. I was listening a couple of

806
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Speaker 1: days ago and you had Oscar Montoya on and Kurt

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Speaker 1: You remember Oscar from the Pit. Yeah, great improviser. Now

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00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: he's on the Minx and he's an all around great guy.

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Speaker 1: But it was one of those flash stories that I

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Speaker 1: had forgotten. Which was one of my earliest jobs in

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Speaker 1: writing was for MTV. They hired me to write an

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Speaker 1: in house video for their employees to understand what millennials

813
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Speaker 1: were so like, all the staff are gonna have to

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Speaker 1: watch a ten minute video presentation that they were going

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Speaker 1: to produce in the house. And it was like meet

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Speaker 1: the Millennials. And they hired me to write the real

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Speaker 1: world millennials. WHOA okay, So I was pumped. I needed

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Speaker 1: a paycheck. I loved it. Writer TV writers, you have

819
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Speaker 1: very few there's very small power in writing scripts. But

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Speaker 1: a couple of things you can do is you can

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Speaker 1: name characters. You can often pick locations. And I had

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Speaker 1: seen Oscar perform so many times thought he was so funny.

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Speaker 1: He thought he was a cool dude. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tea this guy up for his first

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Speaker 1: writing job by describing a character who is a millennial

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Speaker 1: who is exactly the same as Oscar. So I did.

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Speaker 1: It was like this cool New York kid, Latino origin.

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Speaker 1: He's like gay, hip, cool clothes, everything named the character.

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Speaker 1: Oscar put his name on the list for all the auditions.

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Speaker 1: He didn't book the part. I didn't tell him so,

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Speaker 1: but he shows up and he told I think it

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Speaker 1: was a friend of mine.

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Speaker 2: He was the next girlfriend. I was like, I went

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Speaker 2: in for this audition for MTV.

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Speaker 1: The part was perfect. They didn't pick them. I literally

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Speaker 1: described him and they were agreed. They were excited about

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Speaker 1: the character he went in audition, did not book them.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: That poor. But now he's successful, so you'll be.

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Speaker 4: Pleased to know. Guess he's on banks. He also just

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00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 4: booked a Jack in the Box campaign. I need to

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Speaker 4: see if they have a free offer.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of which, yeah, you gotta get on it. You

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Speaker 3: don't have much time left. All right, here it is, folks.

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Speaker 3: This was sent in by Porsche, Thank you Porsch. This

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Speaker 3: was on Metro by the Fantastic, the Best and the

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Speaker 3: Biz Harrison Jones. Really I'll remind you of this sweet headline. Patrick,

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Speaker 3: the pony mayor of Cocklington is now is now barred

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Speaker 3: from his local pub. I cannot wait to show you

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Speaker 3: a picture of Patrick. They've been they at the at

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Speaker 3: his local bar. They built a tinier bar for Patrick

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Speaker 3: and he has a tiny glass of guinness and it

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00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: says Patrick's bar.

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Speaker 2: This is great.

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00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 3: Here goes the honorary mayor of a town in Devon

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Speaker 3: has been banned from his local pub. But Patrick is

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Speaker 3: no ordinary mayor. He is a Shetland pony with a

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Speaker 3: pension for Guinness. Guzzling and his own special bar at

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Speaker 3: the local boozer.

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Speaker 2: Yet I mean right yes.

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Speaker 3: After an unlikely complaint, the animal has found himself barred

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Speaker 3: from the drum in by Torbay Council, sparking fury among residents.

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Speaker 2: I'm furious already, I'm out.

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Speaker 3: Rachel officials told the pub in Cocklington that they needed

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Speaker 3: planning permission to let Patrick four graze in the garden

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Speaker 3: and sip his little beers. He's the mayor, you can

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Speaker 3: do whatever the fuck he wants, all right, on point

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Speaker 3: of becoming the mayors to do whatever you want exactly.

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Speaker 3: They suggested that the pub garden needs to be categorized

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Speaker 3: as official grazing land.

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Speaker 2: Oh Man tour Que councils getting.

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Speaker 3: His crawl, Guy's tour Bay Council, but far from being

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Speaker 3: seen as a storm and a small cup of beer.

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Speaker 2: This must be a British The move prompted.

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Speaker 4: To a second to even understand what.

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Speaker 2: The move prompted.

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Speaker 3: Outrage from locals blasting the council is petty and unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: We're right on their side absolutely.

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00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 3: Patrick's owners, meanwhile, claim the move has left them traumatized.

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Speaker 3: I think we're throwing around the word traumatized a bit

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Speaker 3: too much.

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Speaker 1: Just a pony.

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Speaker 3: The therapy pony visits recovery groups, hospitals and mental health wards.

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Speaker 2: He's tiny, guys, he is underwaist high.

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Speaker 4: And he ships all over the set of the price

886
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Speaker 4: is right.

887
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 3: Let's see they had to take down the owners. Kirk

888
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 3: and Henry Petrakis have already removed the fencing from Patrick's

889
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 3: quote interaction pen at the pub, Kirk explained that it

890
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 3: was a very emotional afternoon taking down the pen in

891
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 3: the pub guard and the drum in was very upset

892
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 3: as well.

893
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 2: Someone made a complaint to the council.

894
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: Quote.

895
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 3: It just feels very unfair. Hannah added, it's been really traumatic.

896
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 3: We're just shocked by it.

897
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the of us were on vacation together and

898
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: we said, there's a bar that has a pony, that's

899
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: the mayor that drinks guinness there. We would walk in

900
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: and they'd be like that pony's not allowed in.

901
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 2: We'd walk back out. That's the reason you go to

902
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 2: that bar.

903
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 3: I'm saying, if I'm just in Ireland in general, I'm

904
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 3: going to Cocklington and I'm gonna go see Patrick at

905
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 3: his bar, exactly right, And that's exactly what they said.

906
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 3: The rest of the articles just fury from residence, being like,

907
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 3: this is the only reason people want to come to

908
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 3: Cocklington's right.

909
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: That's everyone's like, why the fuck?

910
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 3: And so it's just one person who complained and then

911
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 3: Tour Bay Council's got a bunch of sticks up their ass.

912
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 3: If anybody in Ireland, I'm assuming this.

913
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 4: What does the good hearted but troubled bartender say about it?

914
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 2: He said? Words failed me when I heard.

915
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 4: I've been watching too I've been watching too much Virgin

916
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 4: River hit show?

917
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 2: What's Virgin River?

918
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 4: Oh, Kurt? I actually learned about it from Sarah Schaeffer's

919
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 4: Instagram stories. She just had a screenshot and I was like,

920
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 4: what is that? Smash cut to three days later, I

921
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 4: have my face in my laptop, which I realized I

922
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 4: like watching things on my laptop like close, Like I

923
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 4: can't even get close enough.

924
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 2: But you hate virtual reality strangely enough, you hate me,

925
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 2: but you have strapped your laptop to your face.

926
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 4: The show is it's Hallmark. I describe it as cabin core. Yeah, okay, yeah,

927
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 4: it's very innocent. Even the sex scenes are pretty much

928
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 4: like fully clothed, you know.

929
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 2: I mean you know I love.

930
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 3: That's the one thing I used to try and have

931
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 3: a bit about it and it never worked. But like,

932
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 3: the two complaints I have about all TV shows is one,

933
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 3: when people have sex, nobody takes their underwear off, and

934
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 3: like you never see them take their like shimmy out

935
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 3: of their unders never st no one ever does it.

936
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 3: And two, no one ever says hello. They just pick

937
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 3: up a phone and someone starts talking.

938
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 2: It's on every TV show watch for it, bait.

939
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 3: People just lift a phone to their ear and then

940
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 3: they just people start and they never say goodbye either.

941
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 3: Like people would just be like talk talk talk, and

942
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 3: then they just put the phone down.

943
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 2: It's like over, I talked to you later.

944
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: Yes, I would end a friendship if I called somebody

945
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: and they were silent and I start talking and then

946
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 1: they just hung up without saying all right, see you're goodbye.

947
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: I would be like that person is no longer my contact.

948
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 4: Like right now on zoom, I just hit leave.

949
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:03,919
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, Yes, that's fine, that's absolutely fun.

950
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: That's so funny. What was did you guys have drinking

951
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: traditions in your hometown? I don't think we have one.

952
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 4: Oh my god. By the way, I need to tell

953
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 4: I need to tell your the bananimals. I'm no longer

954
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 4: a huffer. That was one summer.

955
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Kids don't huff.

956
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 2: I am in my.

957
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 4: Mind like, oh my god, I thought, but I'm like

958
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 4: now I drink candlewax. I'm different now I don't. Don't

959
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 4: you ever, I don't do.

960
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 2: It, okay, former you.

961
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 4: Know what we did in Minnesota. We got wasted and

962
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 4: played violent broom ball. This was a thing juniors against seniors.

963
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 4: Oh my god. It is kind of like hockey, but

964
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 4: with a room, like a stiff.

965
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 2: Bruce, like a push broom or like a sweet bird

966
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 2: br That is so funny.

967
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,240
Speaker 4: You mean, like a giant mop, Like we take giant

968
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 4: Janitor mops.

969
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 2: It's so funny.

970
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 4: We ride zambos around an ice.

971
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 3: Get you.

972
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.

973
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like brooms and we would it was

974
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 4: juniors against seniors. We had jerseys made, but that was

975
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 4: like our drinking thing, Like we would rent it out

976
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 4: in the middle of the night, sneak out of the

977
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 4: house and play broomball.

978
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: That sounds very fun, yes, until.

979
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 4: Michelle Quiggle got her teeth knocked out.

980
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she got her teeth knocked out.

981
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 4: She did get great teeth. She got great ones.

982
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: Oh good, that's all that mattered. She could buy great

983
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 1: teeth these days. When I was at Coyleege at UMass,

984
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 1: it's part of five colleges, and there's Smith and there's

985
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: Amherst and there's Hampshire and there's a mountain, Holyoak, and

986
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: they're all private schools and they all have very different personalities.

987
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: And Hampshire was the closest to U mess. Actually Amhurst was,

988
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: but Hampshire was the wildest one, like the most fun one.

989
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: It was a school where they encouraged you to be

990
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: very original and very unique. And I was doing a

991
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: student film there when I was a freshman, and it

992
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: was just making of a a real film on film,

993
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: total chaos. And then one day the director, the guy

994
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: who's going to graduate and his whole degree was in

995
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: making a surreal film, was like, we can't shoot today.

996
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: I forgot. I was like why. He's like, it's the

997
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: easter keg. And I was like, oh yeah, He's like

998
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: it's Easter. And what the Easter cake is is two

999
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: upperclassmen would go hide a keg somewhere on their sprawling

1000
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: wooded campus, and then every single student on campus I

1001
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 1: wanted to participate, would bring some sort of drinking container, mug, cup, whatever,

1002
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: and then you would walk around looking for the one

1003
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: hidden keg and then when you found it, you'd start

1004
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: to party. And I think it started at nine am,

1005
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: I'm pretty positive. At by ten am we were standing

1006
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 1: out in the middle of a field somewhere drinking beer

1007
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, every college should have this tradition.

1008
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: It was fantastic.

1009
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 2: Great.

1010
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 3: That's also not easy to hide a kegg carry heavy.

1011
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1012
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm like we had the passover.

1013
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 2: We rubbed the fingers and oil.

1014
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: Pretty thriller.

1015
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 4: For each plague we dropped a bit of wine onto

1016
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 4: a plate.

1017
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 2: That's right, give us our last one and send us home.

1018
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: Scattie, All right, what have we done? We've done animals,

1019
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: We've done booze. We Well, here's a fun short one.

1020
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,280
Speaker 1: This was sent in by Kelly Glenn. Thank you, Kelly Glenn.

1021
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: It's a great name. Yahoo News. This was written by

1022
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 1: that swing in w h IO staff media. Misted in

1023
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: the biz.

1024
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: A couple arrested for having sex on the Cedar Point

1025
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,320
Speaker 2: Ferris Wheel.

1026
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 1: Oh boy, here it is the point before the internet.

1027
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: You know, a police blotder really used to be so entertaining.

1028
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: It used to be the best. A man and a

1029
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: woman were arrested at Cedar Point after four witnesses told

1030
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: police that they saw the couple engaging in sexual intercourse

1031
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: and other activities on one of the amusement parts.

1032
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 2: The other was one of them eat the sub too, Like,

1033
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 2: what's happening? Else are they doing? They're bowed already.

1034
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. They were just getting their underwear off.

1035
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,720
Speaker 1: Nobody could tell what they were up to. They're stuck

1036
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: on their heels, it's hard to balance. And then they

1037
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: name them, uh David Davis. Who if your name is

1038
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: David Davis and you're not having sex on carnival rides,

1039
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: you have missed your calling in life. And Heather Johnston,

1040
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: both thirty two years old. Yees, such a good detail.

1041
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: This is at sixteen year olds or eighteen year olds

1042
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: like experimenting and being wild. These are adults.

1043
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 3: Thirty two was my experimental time now for really, Yeah,

1044
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 3: it was thirty one to thirty five.

1045
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 2: That was my wife.

1046
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 4: That's when you got into gasoline. Yeah, that's when you

1047
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 4: started hitting the tanks.

1048
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: That's right.

1049
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 2: Woh okay, that's fine.

1050
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, I mean, he's gonna look good on you too, Kurage. Guys,

1051
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: kids will be in high school, you guys, you know

1052
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: you'll have a second calling.

1053
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 4: I dated someone in high school who drove ahearst. This

1054
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 4: is my one vehicle make out. Yeah, he was a

1055
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 4: bit of a show off. He was a ham He

1056
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 4: drove ahears and so I've made out where the coffin goes.

1057
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: Of course you have just like six feet under me.

1058
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that kind of correlates to the story, right, I'm.

1059
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: Not just.

1060
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: Even if it did, isn't just a great story to

1061
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: talk bring it up all the time.

1062
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you did say there was a coffin on

1063
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 4: the ferris.

1064
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 1: Wheel, right, what is an amusement?

1065
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 2: Hey, we're doing other things.

1066
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: They were giving each other their last rites. David Davison

1067
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: Heather Johnson, both thirty two years old, were allegedly seen

1068
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: having sex while aboard the giant wheel. They have good naming,

1069
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: Ohio can name things. The two were confronted by Cedar

1070
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: Point police sergeant and security at the security it was

1071
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: called the group of witnesses included two juveniles. That's I

1072
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: guess that's a problem. Yeah, that's a problem.

1073
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 2: Why they got arrested. Yes, who were in front of children,

1074
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 2: that's correct, And.

1075
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 4: Now they're doing it in juvie. Yeah, like we get

1076
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 4: to go together.

1077
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: In a suckond back for her sup. The group of

1078
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 1: witnesses included two juveniles who were in the cart below

1079
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: the couple on the fares wheel. Witnesses told police that

1080
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: they could feel the cart shaking and sell the man

1081
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 1: and the woman naked on the ride. According to the

1082
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: police report, the couple initially denied the accusations as you

1083
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: should try to get away with it.

1084
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Johnathan, But then an eight year old said

1085
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: he has a birthmark above his pubic bone.

1086
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: That's right. But Johnston eventually told officers, Oh, this is

1087
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: a great This is part of their denial. She told

1088
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: officers she had shorts under her dress and she had

1089
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: dropped a cigarette pa of them, and when she bent

1090
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: over to pick them up, Davis was simply helping her.

1091
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 2: So simply helped picture this.

1092
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, so funny.

1093
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the best sentence of the whole thing.

1094
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: The couple later admitted they were engaged in sexual intercourse.

1095
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 1: They just at some point you just high five each

1096
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: other and let them put the handcuffs on Davis and

1097
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,720
Speaker 1: Johnson were both arrested and transported to Eerie Creek Eerie

1098
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: County Jail, where they were charged with misdemeanor. A misdemeanor

1099
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 1: of the first degree. So she was.

1100
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 4: Packing the cigarettes during sex, she was.

1101
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 2: And other things.

1102
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: She was so damn good. I love it.

1103
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 2: I love that so much.

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Speaker 1: Don't have sex in front of kids. Don't huff, no

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Speaker 1: scotch guard and wash your hair. Don't do it.

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Speaker 3: But I will say, if you're on a relatively empty Farris,

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Speaker 3: We'll do have sex on the Ferris, just not in

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Speaker 3: front of children.

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Speaker 2: Man, Lizzie, thank you so much for being on Bananas.

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Speaker 4: I can't even believe I got to do this. Best

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Speaker 4: birthday of my life, truly, seriously one for the books.

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Speaker 2: I would say, Lizzie's Banana of the Week.

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Speaker 1: Week, Banana the month you own August now and come

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Speaker 1: on back anytime you want.

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Speaker 4: I'm living for it. Thank you so.

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Speaker 1: Much, you guys, go enjoy the Puzuki.

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Speaker 2: Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hertstart

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 3: intern