Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And I'm gonna get to
Speaker 1: so many emails this hour. Why my focus is just
Speaker 1: stay focused because I'm focused. We're gonna talk about saying
Speaker 1: the pledge of allegiance somebody doesn't want to anymore. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do a little history on Nan King here for
Speaker 1: a minute. I'll try to get through that quickly. We've
Speaker 1: gotta do a bunch of great stuff this hour. Now,
Speaker 1: the question was about Nan King. Have I ever talked
Speaker 1: about it on the show? I had before? So let
Speaker 1: me just do. I'm gonna do this story as briefly
Speaker 1: as I can. I find what happened in Nan King
Speaker 1: to be horrific but also fascinating because what happened in
Speaker 1: Nanking was not unique. It was unique for the modern era.
Speaker 1: That's why it shocked people so much at the time
Speaker 1: and why it still shocks people to this day. And
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not. I'm not. I'm not acting like
Speaker 1: what happened there wasn't horrific. I'm not. I'm not making
Speaker 1: small of the misery those people went through. I'm not
Speaker 1: making light of it, but it was not unique. Sacking
Speaker 1: cities is the history of the world. So the setup is,
Speaker 1: Remember we treat the start of World War two as
Speaker 1: when the Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor, or even when Hitler
Speaker 1: invaded Poland. These these are, you know, the traditional times
Speaker 1: when people say that's where World War two started. Japan
Speaker 1: and China were at war for ten years before Hitler
Speaker 1: and Poland ever started getting and on. Japan. They rose
Speaker 1: up from a very backwards country technologically to a very
Speaker 1: modern country. They decided they wanted to expand a bit.
Speaker 1: It was a very militaristic country. The leadership of it
Speaker 1: certainly was they got into Manchuria, an area you've heard
Speaker 1: of before. Manchuria in China started just pretty much occupying it.
Speaker 1: They were just moving in. Okay, well we like it here,
Speaker 1: we run it now. That's kind of moving in. Then
Speaker 1: comes nineteen thirty seven Shanghai. Americans were here and Americans
Speaker 1: died during this. But this is one of the things
Speaker 1: most people don't know about. Shanghai. Obviously then and now
Speaker 1: a major city in China. Japan began attacking it, and
Speaker 1: I'm talking Japanese marines marching through the cities, Japanese planes
Speaker 1: flying overhead, bombs dropping on the city. We're talking craziness.
Speaker 1: It was now a complete hot war between Japan and China.
Speaker 1: Shanghai falls. The Chinese army is as such as it
Speaker 1: was at the time. There were no match for the
Speaker 1: Japanese army, and they were in such disarray that they
Speaker 1: began fleeing Shanghai. This is going to come into the
Speaker 1: rape of Nanking. They began fleeing Shanghai, and many of
Speaker 1: them were fleeing towards Nang King, all right, towards Nang King.
Speaker 1: Nanking at the time was the capital of China. Keep
Speaker 1: that in mind. The soldiers are not only fleeing towards
Speaker 1: Nang King of a couple things are happening, well, many
Speaker 1: things are happening along the way. The Japanese didn't just
Speaker 1: run them out of Shanghai and say, yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: don't ever come back. The Japanese, remember, this was a
Speaker 1: real war of hatred and bigotry. Hated them, the Japanese.
Speaker 1: I've seen interviews from Japanese soldiers back then saying, look,
Speaker 1: we were just taught. These people were less than us.
Speaker 1: These people were dogs, they were rats what they thought
Speaker 1: of them as. And that's always when horrible things happening.
Speaker 1: You're seeing it happen here in America right now with
Speaker 1: people on the right, with Trump supporters, with white people,
Speaker 1: you're hearing this kind of same kind of language. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the Japanese are pursuing them as the troops. The Chinese
Speaker 1: troops are leaving Shanghai, and the Chinese troops who are
Speaker 1: leaving Shanghai have a good reason to do so the
Speaker 1: Japanese are starting to prove to everybody they're not taking prisoners.
Speaker 1: They're killing everyone. They're digging massive ditches and they're killing
Speaker 1: everyone they find. The river that flews through Shanghai was
Speaker 1: full of dead Chinese troops. They just take them down
Speaker 1: to the river and shoot them in a head and
Speaker 1: dump them into water. So the Chinese troops were leaving
Speaker 1: for a very good reason, and they're running towards Nanking
Speaker 1: from Shanghai. The Japanese are in hot pursuit. They are
Speaker 1: killing them every chance they get. They're executing them, burying
Speaker 1: them alive, cutting their heads off. It's really really bad.
Speaker 1: And the road from Shanghai to Nang king was a
Speaker 1: bloody one, which brings us to Nanking. The Japanese show
Speaker 1: up at Nanking and the Chinese were simply unable. They
Speaker 1: had no military capability to withstand japan who is no joke.
Speaker 1: And the Japanese storm into Nanking and seize the town.
Speaker 1: There's a fight for it, there's a fight for it,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't that much of a fight. The Japanese.
Speaker 1: They take Nan King. But the Japanese had a public
Speaker 1: relations problem, and it was of their own making. You
Speaker 1: remember how I told you they were a very kind
Speaker 1: of technologically backwards country. You were talking swords and sandals
Speaker 1: and samurai stuff. Well they were for a long time.
Speaker 1: They were very isolated. They cut themselves off from the world,
Speaker 1: and they were and then they realized they had to modernize,
Speaker 1: so they did. They modernized, but they didn't they didn't
Speaker 1: leave all of the old world behind them. They'd come
Speaker 1: up in an era of samurais and feudal lords and
Speaker 1: feudal fights, and the Japanese brought the old way of
Speaker 1: doing war with them, and in that way of doing war,
Speaker 1: when you conquer a city, you do with it as
Speaker 1: you please. That wasn't a uniquely Japanese thing. What's that
Speaker 1: old saying to the victor, go the spoils. That's an
Speaker 1: ancient proverb about war. When you conquer a place, it
Speaker 1: is yours. You want to be nice, be nice? You
Speaker 1: want to be mean, Be mean. You want to pull
Speaker 1: a Genghis Khan and slaughter every man, woman, child, and dog,
Speaker 1: Go ahead. You want to slaughter just half of them
Speaker 1: and enslave the others, go ahead. Either way. You conquered it.
Speaker 1: It belongs to you. And when they walked in a Nanking,
Speaker 1: that's what they did. They looked at the Chinese as
Speaker 1: being less than them, as being some kind of subspecies,
Speaker 1: and they begin to slaughter these people and slaughter these
Speaker 1: people in unimaginable ways, in ways that I'm not going
Speaker 1: to outline here because I know there are kids listening.
Speaker 1: It's a family show. There are things that are difficult
Speaker 1: for me to read. That's how bad it is. Babies
Speaker 1: and bayonets, that kind of a thing. There are also,
Speaker 1: and I want to call kids, listen to me. Do
Speaker 1: not look this stuff up without talking to your parents first.
Speaker 1: Please you can look at pictures of what the Japanese
Speaker 1: did in Nanking. Chris, please don't do it. I know
Speaker 1: what you're doing right now. You don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: I'm tony, you don't want it in your mind. You
Speaker 1: can look at pictures. It's unspeakable. And so the Japanese
Speaker 1: occupy the city and they just begin to rape and pillage,
Speaker 1: and also their officers didn't hold them back. In fact,
Speaker 1: their officers encouraged them to do so. Also they were
Speaker 1: bored after they conquered the city. Boredom and men is
Speaker 1: a bad formula in peacetime. In wartime, it's disastrous. The
Speaker 1: Japanese troops would routinely get into the booze of the
Speaker 1: local area, and once they got all liquored up, the
Speaker 1: atrocities got even worse. In fact, a lot of areas
Speaker 1: later on in the war that were about to be
Speaker 1: conquered by the Japanese, one of the first things the
Speaker 1: citizens would do is destroy all the alcohol. They would
Speaker 1: destroy all the alcohol in the town, so when the
Speaker 1: Japanese got there, at least they wouldn't get drunk when
Speaker 1: they got there. I don't want to go into any
Speaker 1: more detail. I want to go into ask doctor Jesse
Speaker 1: questions and stuff like that, and the detail you would
Speaker 1: get from here is nothing but dore. It's really really
Speaker 1: really really ugly, but there are valuable lessons you can
Speaker 1: learn from it. And one of the most valuable ones. Look,
Speaker 1: you've heard, You've heard me go over over and over
Speaker 1: and over and over and over again. How dangerous it
Speaker 1: is the rhetoric you hear now constantly about maga Republicans
Speaker 1: and maga this and maga that, extreme Maga Republicans, extreme this, Maga,
Speaker 1: maga maga routinely from the media, from the President himself.
Speaker 1: When you constantly in education media, when society's leaders constantly
Speaker 1: take a group of people, any group of people, bet
Speaker 1: whether it be a political opponent or a religion or
Speaker 1: a skin color, whatever it is, you constantly tell society
Speaker 1: that this group of people's evil, and this group of
Speaker 1: people's evil. Then this group of people's evil. All it
Speaker 1: takes is a spark, and that's that's a path to
Speaker 1: some really really really horrible things. And yeah, enjoying those pictures, Huh,
Speaker 1: Chris told you not to look it up. I told you. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's the story there, all right. Before we get into
Speaker 1: any ask doctor Jesse questions. A woman filmed herself being
Speaker 1: fired went viral all over the internet. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: a little talk about life real quick before we get
Speaker 1: back to politics. You know what else I think about
Speaker 1: when it comes to Nanking? What about the dogs? What, Chris?
Speaker 1: I bet none of those dogs were getting any nutrition
Speaker 1: during all that. Listen, Chris, when you're starving people out,
Speaker 1: the people aren't getting proper nutrition. The dogs are surely
Speaker 1: not going to get any nutrition. Think if you could
Speaker 1: go back and at least get the dogs some rough greens.
Speaker 1: That way, the dogs would have all the vitamins and
Speaker 1: minerals and probiotics they could need to survive Japanese occupation.
Speaker 1: But they didn't have that back then, so the dogs
Speaker 1: died too. Luckily, your dog doesn't have to live through
Speaker 1: nan King. Your dog has rough greens. Pour it on
Speaker 1: your dog's food. Your dog's food is dead. There's no
Speaker 1: nutrition in it, this scarbage. You don't have to make
Speaker 1: him give up his food. I know Muffy likes the food.
Speaker 1: Just pour rough greens on it. Your dog will live
Speaker 1: longer and live better healthier. Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse,
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Speaker 1: All right, Before we get to the pledge of llegiance stuff,
Speaker 1: let's let's deal with just one more tidbit that we've
Speaker 1: talked about before, but clearly I need to talk about
Speaker 1: it again. This is the social media era. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be Grandpa Jesse and complain about that social media
Speaker 1: can be wonderful and can be used for wonderful things,
Speaker 1: and just like anything else, it can be horrible and
Speaker 1: can be used for horrible things. But there's something we
Speaker 1: all have to keep in mind on social media, when
Speaker 1: people are replying to you or liking your post or
Speaker 1: something like that, that's not actually a tangible thing that
Speaker 1: matters in real life. For example, I saw somebody recently.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna name him, but I saw somebody. He
Speaker 1: was talking about the Ron de Santis campaign and how
Speaker 1: it failed, and you know, because his the primary is
Speaker 1: over and Trump's gonna win it, and DeSantis did this
Speaker 1: and on my Life. On my Life, the guy said
Speaker 1: what DeSantis really needed was a better online meme team
Speaker 1: who could make good memes for him online. And I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, man, you really need to get off
Speaker 1: the internet. That has nothing to do with winning or
Speaker 1: losing races. You need to get off of the internet.
Speaker 1: But this is how people think real life works. And
Speaker 1: I thought about this again when I saw a woman
Speaker 1: bag on her employer. I'm not going to give out
Speaker 1: her name. I want to blame anymore, but she was
Speaker 1: being fired. She's a tech lady, and she filmed herself
Speaker 1: being fired and named her employer and all that filmed
Speaker 1: herself being fired. And then in the wake of that,
Speaker 1: she said this. I have received so many messages of
Speaker 1: people telling me I wish I could have stood up
Speaker 1: for myself the way you did. I'm just gonna say
Speaker 1: this again, and I'm gonna keep repeating this without end.
Speaker 1: Do not trash your former employer or former spouse or
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend. Do not blast them online.
Speaker 1: Do not blast them online. And no, I'm not defending them.
Speaker 1: Maybe your ex husband is a piece of crap who
Speaker 1: deserves it. Maybe your ex employer former employer is horrible
Speaker 1: and does nerves it. The reason you don't blast them
Speaker 1: online is not for their sake, it's for your sake. Because, yes, woman,
Speaker 1: I realize you've received so many messages saying you go Caryl.
Speaker 1: Have any of those messages been from another employer wanting
Speaker 1: to hire you? No? Why, Because every potential future employer
Speaker 1: of yours just watched you crucify your last employer online.
Speaker 1: None of them want to be the next one on
Speaker 1: your TikTok channel. Therefore, yes, you got all kinds of
Speaker 1: likes and support. However, you don't have another job and
Speaker 1: you probably won't have another job because you live in
Speaker 1: a social media world where you think everything has to
Speaker 1: be put online. Suck it up and shut up, because
Speaker 1: the best revenge is living. Well. You want to stick
Speaker 1: it to your former employer, go get a job with
Speaker 1: a better employer and kill it one day. You didn't
Speaker 1: teach them a single lesson you, however, I hope are
Speaker 1: learning a valuable one now. Oh, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm sure your Facebook is going gangbusters. You know what's
Speaker 1: not your bank account. This applies in personal relationships as well,
Speaker 1: And I know the temptation. Ah my ex girlfriend had
Speaker 1: smelly feet. Ah my ex husband he was such a
Speaker 1: He was such a mean, mean guy. He used to
Speaker 1: kick the dog. Nobody should date Rob. Okay, well, you
Speaker 1: sure showed Rob, but you also showed the next twenty
Speaker 1: five potential dates of yours that you're a nutcase who
Speaker 1: will blast them publicly if things don't work out. So
Speaker 1: don't complain when the dating scene dries up on you.
Speaker 1: There's something to be said for sucking it up and
Speaker 1: shutting up. I know that goes against the grain with
Speaker 1: everything we hear today, But kids, listen to me. Everything
Speaker 1: doesn't have to go on Facebook or wait, the kids
Speaker 1: don't use that anymore, Chris, Instagram or Snapchat? Is that
Speaker 1: what the kids use? Snat the things don't have to
Speaker 1: go on Snapchat. Okay, some things can stay off of
Speaker 1: the Internet. And remember this, likes and replies or whatever
Speaker 1: they are online, they might make you feel good for
Speaker 1: a moment. They actually they can't pay for your new MyPillow.
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Speaker 1: And this is at a time when my Pillows having
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Speaker 1: Year's sale, we're talking free shipping and everything, even with
Speaker 1: everything so discounted. Even then, the likes on Snapchat. Do
Speaker 1: they have likes on Snapchat? Michael? Is that? Can you
Speaker 1: like things? Whatever? Even then the on snapchat don't pay
Speaker 1: for your MyPillow. You know what does pay for your MyPillow?
Speaker 1: A job. That's what does keep your head down, your
Speaker 1: mouth shut. The best revenge is living well. Also take
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Speaker 1: pick up mattress topper. You're ready to for your bed
Speaker 1: to just hold you like a like a soft cloud,
Speaker 1: although I guess there aren't hard clouds, so that didn't make
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Speaker 1: or call them eight hundred and eight four five zero
Speaker 1: five four four Jesse. I'm a red blooded Colorado and
Speaker 1: I've always sung the national anthems, said the Pledge of
Speaker 1: allegiance proudly. But my outlook has been shifting more and more.
Speaker 1: What am I pledging elite now? Certainly not my government?
Speaker 1: When I sing the national anthem, Land of the Free,
Speaker 1: Home of the brave, now seems more like an empty phrase.
Speaker 1: Please enlighten me on your thoughts about this topic. Okay,
Speaker 1: talk about that. Should you sit out the national anthem
Speaker 1: just because your government is demonic and evil? Let's talk next.
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Speaker 1: The guy asked the question, I said he'd always been
Speaker 1: proud singing the national anthem and the pledge, And he said,
Speaker 1: what am I pledging allegiance to? Now? Certainly not the government?
Speaker 1: When I sing the national anthem, Land of the Free,
Speaker 1: Home of the brave, Now it seems like an empty phrase.
Speaker 1: Please enlighten me on your thoughts on this topic. Okay,
Speaker 1: here are my thoughts. I was present for an argument
Speaker 1: once with a couple of my buddies. I was not
Speaker 1: involved in this argument because they were two Catholics having
Speaker 1: an argument. I am not Catholic, but they're Catholics having
Speaker 1: an argument, and they are both hardcore anti communists, just
Speaker 1: like you. And one of them had left the Catholic
Speaker 1: church he was going to, and the other one had
Speaker 1: left the Catholic church he was going to and didn't
Speaker 1: think he was going to find another one. He was
Speaker 1: done with Catholicism. Now, let's focus on him for a moment.
Speaker 1: The guy who had left the Catholic church he was
Speaker 1: going to and he was done with the Catholicism. He
Speaker 1: cited a couple main reasons in this argum. These are
Speaker 1: his reasons. It's his argument, it's not mine. I guess
Speaker 1: the current pope, which I know enough about him to
Speaker 1: know this. He's kind of a calmy piece of trash.
Speaker 1: And he was really disillusioned with the pope. And then
Speaker 1: his priest had swindled some cash and it really disillusioned
Speaker 1: him badly to the Catholic church. And the guy who
Speaker 1: was leaving but was not stopping becoming a Catholic was
Speaker 1: arguing with him, and this was his defense. And this
Speaker 1: really rang home to me. It really rang true to me.
Speaker 1: It hit home for me, and I think maybe it'll
Speaker 1: help you. Why do I see the pledge of allegiance?
Speaker 1: Why do I sing the national anthem when my government's
Speaker 1: evil and demonic? What the guy who was going to
Speaker 1: stay a Catholic said to his friend who was leaving,
Speaker 1: was this, Okay, so your pope sucks and your priest
Speaker 1: is evil. So because two men were evil while they
Speaker 1: practice the faith, that means the faith is bad or
Speaker 1: the men were bad. I understand our government is occupied
Speaker 1: by soulless, evil demons. I know, I know. I think
Speaker 1: about our government now, and honestly, I know there are
Speaker 1: a million pictures that I could picture. The picture that
Speaker 1: I can't get out of my head is when our
Speaker 1: thirteen warriors return home and caskets from Afghanistan. Joe Biden
Speaker 1: was photographed several times checking his watch when he had
Speaker 1: to meet with the parents. He was so bored, he
Speaker 1: was so aggravated he had to be there. He just
Speaker 1: kept checking his watch. When could we leave? That epitomizes
Speaker 1: the United States government more than anything else I can
Speaker 1: think of. You are not more disillusioned with the government
Speaker 1: than I am. I know. Our government is evil. The
Speaker 1: FBI is evil, Your DOJ is evil. The military is
Speaker 1: quickly becoming evil. The leadership of the military, not the
Speaker 1: people on the ground, the leadership. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: But let's pause for a moment here. You're a United
Speaker 1: States of America's citizen. You're citizen, unless, of course, you're
Speaker 1: one of the twelve million who just got here in
Speaker 1: the last three years. Anyway, you're a citizen of this country,
Speaker 1: a country that has done so much good and more
Speaker 1: than anything else, a country that has provided you in
Speaker 1: your family with the opportunity to succeed. Now, maybe it worked,
Speaker 1: maybe it didn't, Maybe you failed. Maybe you succeeded and
Speaker 1: then failed, Maybe you failed and then I don't know,
Speaker 1: but the opportunities were there. I will always be appreciative
Speaker 1: of that. Whatever this government does with the country they
Speaker 1: took hold of, I am appreciative of the country that
Speaker 1: gave me opportunities, and I'm appreciative of the people who
Speaker 1: died for that flag. I know that sounds really really
Speaker 1: hokey in really right wing radio, but just hear me
Speaker 1: out here that Look, we all know the scene of
Speaker 1: the Marines raising the flag on top of Mount Sirabaci
Speaker 1: in Ewojima, right. Even if you didn't know those were
Speaker 1: the names, you can picture it in your mind. I
Speaker 1: don't even have to say, hopefully you've seen it. Everyone
Speaker 1: has seen it. Everyone knows what I'm talking about. It's
Speaker 1: one of the most famous pictures slash videos in all
Speaker 1: of American history. Even though there wasn't a whole lot
Speaker 1: of video from before anyway, it was one of the
Speaker 1: one of the great ones. When I hold my hand
Speaker 1: over my heart for the pledge of allegiance, for the
Speaker 1: national anthem, I think about the guys who died in
Speaker 1: the black volcanic sand of that island. And then the
Speaker 1: guys got to the top, and they weren't they weren't
Speaker 1: following orders. They were so proud of their conquest, their sacrifice,
Speaker 1: the sacrifice of their friends, and when they got to
Speaker 1: the top, their first instinct was, let's raise the American flag.
Speaker 1: I stand for the national anthem for them, not for
Speaker 1: these scumbags who are running the country now, not for
Speaker 1: people like Jasmine Crawl.
Speaker 2: The Republicans are yelling that states don't have the tools
Speaker 2: to help with migrants, but rather than work with Democrats,
Speaker 2: Republicans are targeting communities of color and democratic cities like Chicago,
Speaker 2: New York, and Philadelphia. And while they say that it's
Speaker 2: about Democrat run cities, I do want to point out
Speaker 2: another similarity that they have. These are cities that are
Speaker 2: run by African Americans. So while I know that they
Speaker 2: love to pretend as if there are no racial undertones,
Speaker 2: it is just striking to me that we specifically are
Speaker 2: going after African American run cities.
Speaker 1: You know what strikes me is how many people are
Speaker 1: in Congress because they talk like that to their constituents.
Speaker 1: How embarrassing is that to your part time radio host?
Speaker 1: Where did you go for the holidays? I did not
Speaker 1: even notice. I was busy listening to the anti Communist
Speaker 1: Manifesto on audible. Before you go off on another worldwide vacation.
Speaker 1: Can you answer one of the greatest questions of our time?
Speaker 1: What did you have for Christmas dinner? Okay, we haven't
Speaker 1: talked about this yet, and I understand that when I
Speaker 1: tell you this story, I'm only going to open myself
Speaker 1: up to criticism from you because you're mean. But we
Speaker 1: actually did do something special for Christmas dinner. You know,
Speaker 1: I told you we went to Europe. We wanted to
Speaker 1: go do Christmas markets. In Europe. They just have these
Speaker 1: wonderful little Christmas markets with great food and the Christmas carols,
Speaker 1: and it was just really really cool. And I'd always
Speaker 1: heard about them. I've never obviously gone, and that's what
Speaker 1: we did this year. But Christmas Day itself, we finished
Speaker 1: in Paris. In Paris obviously, and we're in Paris. We
Speaker 1: had known we were going to go for five six months,
Speaker 1: and we had heard there was a restaurant in the
Speaker 1: Eiffel Tower. And there is the restaurant. I think there's
Speaker 1: two of them, but there's a restaurant in the Eiffel
Speaker 1: Tower called the Jewels Vern, meaning you can eat dinner
Speaker 1: in the Eiffel Tower. Now, I'd never seen the Eiffel
Speaker 1: Tower before and I didn't know anything about jewels vern.
Speaker 1: This is one of those hot ticket item things where
Speaker 1: you have to book it like a year or six
Speaker 1: months ahead of time to get a reservation. And we did.
Speaker 1: We got a reservation, and this had been months and
Speaker 1: months and months and months and months. We get to
Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower. I will tell you this. Our driver
Speaker 1: when he dropped us off at the Eiffel Tower, the
Speaker 1: uber driver warned us. He said, be very careful here.
Speaker 1: This is a dangerous place. They have the Eiffel Tower
Speaker 1: all walled in now, and there's all kinds of criminals
Speaker 1: and scam artists and pickpockets all around the walls on
Speaker 1: the outside. And we showed up at night, so you
Speaker 1: had to be real careful. We got out, I had
Speaker 1: to make sure my whole family was gathered up, yo, right, basically,
Speaker 1: I need you right in front of me. And we
Speaker 1: all gathered up and we walked to the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 1: And I'm starving. I need to clarify this. I did
Speaker 1: make a tactical error. I'm starving at the time. Now
Speaker 1: you understand how I get. When I'm starving, my mood
Speaker 1: does not get the best, right. So I'm really really hungry,
Speaker 1: but I was told this restaurant is really great and
Speaker 1: everything's going to be fine. And so we get up
Speaker 1: to the Eiffel Tower and I'll tell you about the
Speaker 1: rest of our of our dinner. They didn't go that well.
Speaker 1: In just a moment before I tell you that, let
Speaker 1: me tell you this. You know, when we were in Paris,
Speaker 1: did you know why I was still talking to my family?
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Speaker 1: I would love to hear the reason why haven't you switched?
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, switch to puretalk. But he doesn't care if
Speaker 1: you believe him. But he's right, Jesse Kelly. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment at a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 1: And then we are checking out of this place. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna finish up my story here that we're gonna
Speaker 1: gonna get to emails. I didn't get to I'm telling her.
Speaker 1: The guy asked where I had Christmas dinner? All right,
Speaker 1: So we were in Paris for Christmas Day. Shut up,
Speaker 1: it's not that fancy. But we did book a reservation
Speaker 1: at the Jules Verne restaurant in the Eiffel Tower. It's
Speaker 1: way up high in the Eiffel Tower. That's why we
Speaker 1: wanted to go. It was really cool, y'all. It look
Speaker 1: cool at night. I show up hungry. Now, I showed
Speaker 1: up hungry because I didn't make the reservation. The travel
Speaker 1: agent chick, she made the reservation, and what she said
Speaker 1: to me was, it's a great restaurant. The food is amazing.
Speaker 1: I whenever I'm showing up at a restaurant like that,
Speaker 1: like a red lobster, I try to make sure I'm
Speaker 1: showing up really really hungry. So I showed up really
Speaker 1: really hungry. I should have known we were in some
Speaker 1: trouble when there was a line to get up to
Speaker 1: the place. I had a hot chocolate in my hands,
Speaker 1: standing in the line waiting for the elevator to go
Speaker 1: up to the restaurant, and one of the ladies who
Speaker 1: works at the restaurant comes and says, sir, you can't
Speaker 1: bring that in here. And I said, oh, okay, I
Speaker 1: understand that I can't bring it outside. Food and drinks,
Speaker 1: no problem. I said, oh, okay, is there a trash
Speaker 1: can in here? She's like, no, you can go find
Speaker 1: one outside. I should have known right off the end,
Speaker 1: of course, I start. I snapped right back at her.
Speaker 1: Now my wife is horrified because I'm arguing with the
Speaker 1: French restaurant lady, and I'm like, you, siously, don't have
Speaker 1: a trash can in this place. And so here we go.
Speaker 1: So we go up, we get seated. I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: the menu. He brings a menu, but it's not a
Speaker 1: menu where you can pick the things you want to eat.
Speaker 1: It's a menu of the things they're going to bring you. Slowly,
Speaker 1: over the course of the next two and a half hours.
Speaker 1: You're not sitting down ordering some biscuits and maybe a
Speaker 1: steak or maybe mac and cheese. You get brought food. Well,
Speaker 1: now let's talk about the food. Remember how the travel
Speaker 1: agent said it was great food. This is probably going
Speaker 1: to be unfair to wealthier people, but I am white trash.
Speaker 1: A delicious meal for me is craft mac and cheese
Speaker 1: with hot dogs inside of it. That's not just something
Speaker 1: I say on the radio. I love that. That's delicious
Speaker 1: to me. This food quote great food was from some
Speaker 1: Michelin star chef. I'll give you one example of the
Speaker 1: weirdo crap they try to serve you and act as
Speaker 1: if it's good. On my life. This is there. And Chris,
Speaker 1: if you're looking this up, maybe it's on the menu
Speaker 1: as we speak right now. This dish was it had
Speaker 1: duck in it. Duck was part of it, right, And
Speaker 1: I've had duck meat a couple times before. I used
Speaker 1: to go duck hunting with my dad. Duck meat is
Speaker 1: very good. But it had duck in it. And then
Speaker 1: it had some sort of white fluffy apple pudding on
Speaker 1: top of the duck. And he sets down this bowl
Speaker 1: in front of you and it just like just looks
Speaker 1: like this big bowl of apple pudding and they're all none.
Speaker 1: There's duck in it too, and essentially you eat apple
Speaker 1: pudding with kind of shredded duck meat inside of it.
Speaker 1: It was one of the most disgusting things I have
Speaker 1: ever eaten in my life. And I'm sitting there starving.
Speaker 1: And remember, it's not like you can tell the waiter, Hey,
Speaker 1: can we get some extra bread or something? Do you
Speaker 1: have the French onion soupers? There's nothing. You're getting whatever
Speaker 1: they bring you whenever they feel like bringing it to you.
Speaker 1: It was one of the coolest experiences of my life.
Speaker 1: For about the first five minutes we walked in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh look at the windows, look at Paris. Oh that's
Speaker 1: really pretty, and that I was about half dead of
Speaker 1: starvation by the time we leave the place. By the
Speaker 1: time we left the place, I'm serious, it was awful. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that was Pears.
Speaker 2: And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1: Why oh you know, you know the thing emails We
Speaker 1: didn't get to you. And by the way, Chris just
Speaker 1: asked while I was playing that little sound bite, did
Speaker 1: I leave early, Chris, that's a little bit offensive. Of
Speaker 1: course I left early. I did, actually, and the wife
Speaker 1: was mortified by that too. I eventually asked for the check,
Speaker 1: and I just when he brought the check, I didn't
Speaker 1: even look at it. I just handed it in my
Speaker 1: credit card. I was that kind of aggravated him, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds good. Here's my credit card. We gotta go.
Speaker 1: There's sausage downstairs. There's actual food without apple pudding. Anyway,
Speaker 1: to your part time radio host, where are you wait
Speaker 1: a minute? I just read that one, Hey, Jesse, The
Speaker 1: Napoleon movie was probably the biggest waste of money I
Speaker 1: ever spent. It was horrible, way worse than I imagine.
Speaker 1: I've not heard a single good word about this movie.
Speaker 1: All I hear is that they just trashed Napoleon and
Speaker 1: made him look like a useless, weak, perverted dork. And this,
Speaker 1: you know, you know why Hollywood does this. I should
Speaker 1: not remember this. The Communists hate the great men from history.
Speaker 1: That's why they were all That's why you've all been
Speaker 1: taught to hate Andrew Jackson in school. The truly great
Speaker 1: men who accomplished amazing things. And I'm not actually saying
Speaker 1: Napoleon's great. You could look at him as a huge monster.
Speaker 1: I mean how many lives were lost because of his conquests.
Speaker 1: So I'm not saying great as in a good guy,
Speaker 1: but he was a great man, an incredible human being
Speaker 1: who moved the planet. How many people can say they
Speaker 1: reshaped things on the planet Napoleon did. And so of
Speaker 1: course Hollywood would look on that with disgust. Jesse, you
Speaker 1: agree that we should invade Mexico and annihilate the cartels.
Speaker 1: Good idea or bad idea. It's a horrible idea. It
Speaker 1: sounds great on the campaign trail, it sounds wonderful. The
Speaker 1: cartels have operational control over half of the states in Mexico.
Speaker 1: It's not as if you're going to visit one cartel
Speaker 1: house where they're all hiding in the dark out of town.
Speaker 1: They build the roads, they run the schools, they run
Speaker 1: the hospitals. They're ingrained in the society. Not only would
Speaker 1: you have to kill I don't even know how many
Speaker 1: innocent Mexican civilians in a war like that, a lot
Speaker 1: of our guys would die too. You picture these navy
Speaker 1: sales parachuting in and just put pop pop pop, But
Speaker 1: all the cartel guys are dead, and then we get
Speaker 1: off scott free. But in real life. It doesn't work
Speaker 1: like that. It doesn't look like the movies. Now, I
Speaker 1: want you to take your phone and I want you
Speaker 1: to throw it into the ocean. I'm kidding. Don't just
Speaker 1: set it down. Just set it down in a drawer
Speaker 1: or something. It's the weekend. Time to spend time with
Speaker 1: your family and your community, practice with your weapon, go
Speaker 1: for a walk in the sunshine, get away from all
Speaker 1: this crap, and we'll be back to do it again
Speaker 1: on Monday. All right, that's all.