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Speaker 1: there you go, iconic. Okay, three, we got Charlie Michael Jackson,

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Speaker 1: mercuries and retrograde. What we're in retrograde? I see what

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Speaker 1: deeply all the time. And then I'm just really good

423
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 1: at triggering myself. So do you do that? Do you

424
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: do you trigger yourself with with with your own pain

425
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: in order to go there? Yes, and that's probably not

426
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 1: how you act like you're supposed to act. But I'm

427
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I'm supposed to feel this. Let me

428
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: think of something really sad that happened to me and

429
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,959
Speaker 1: put myself back in that place. And then I'm just like,

430
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 1: it's just like fe therapy, but you probably learned like

431
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: actual acting technique. But then also I'm like, well, funk it,

432
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 1: Let's just see how long we could do us until

433
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 1: someone's like, bitch, take a class, right, And like most

434
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was like on like a like

435
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: an actor interview kick of like watching people talk about

436
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: their process, and most of these like these actors who

437
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: we love are like I don't really have one, right,

438
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: that's a process, you know, Like they're like I kind

439
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: of just like it depends project to project. And if

440
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: you're triggering yourself to elicit the appropriate emotion, like that's

441
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: that's that's your that's technique, Like I think you're good.

442
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: It's also the interest sometimes sometimes when I'm playing a

443
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: character and I can understand the emotional situation, and it's like,

444
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: for example, and Fire Island, I have like end bone

445
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: can absolutely wait to watch that, by the way, but

446
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: there's there's emotional scenes for all the characters. But and

447
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: I think that because that was such a meta experience

448
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: of doing that movie, it was not difficult to put

449
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: ourselves in those characters shoes and therefore get to that

450
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: emotional place. So that's one thing. But like Darcy has

451
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: some emotional stuff later in the season and the ship

452
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: he gets upset about. I could never get upset about,

453
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: so trying to conjure up like really really real seeming

454
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,719
Speaker 1: emotion over something that you have no connection to is

455
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: really hard. And so like on days when I had

456
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: to be crying, like I would just be trying to

457
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 1: maintain that all day and the crew was like tiptoeing

458
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: around me, and I was like, guys, I'm not actually upset.

459
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: This is not real emotion. That's what that's That's what's

460
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: so like annoying about it is like trying and like

461
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 1: like really trying to get yourself there. And I was

462
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: trying to trigger myself and I couldn't do it. And

463
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: then I ended up crying because I was so frustrated

464
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: that I couldn't do it. I was like, well, I

465
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: guess I got there, like you got there? Who cares? How? Yeah?

466
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: I was just just so disappointed that I cried, and

467
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, well, I guess this is what

468
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: doesn't work too roll the tape. That's meta, that's meta. Wait,

469
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: was there stuff with beinga this season that you felt

470
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:32,239
Speaker 1: similiarly about Beina doesn't do you do? You don't really say,

471
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: I'm not not in terms of being emotional, but in

472
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: terms of like she's caring about something that I have

473
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: no I don't care about whatsoever or the other way around.

474
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: Um No, she's like very different from me. But that's

475
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: why it's fun, because it's like it's a kind of

476
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: character where it's like those like deep inappropriate thoughts that

477
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: we all have, but like, you know, we're adults and

478
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: we're good people, say she says, um, so in the way,

479
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: it's kind of like scratching and it because we all,

480
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: like I think secretly, we all want to be awful sometimes. Yeah,

481
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: Like you know, like when I first got to college

482
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: and I was like in a lecture hall for the

483
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: first time, like in a history class or something like,

484
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: do you don't have those urges where you just want

485
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: to stand up and yell something like really bad, like

486
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: really bad. Yeah, we canceled bad And then I would

487
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: I would be like scared that I was going to

488
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 1: do it, and then I'd be like, don't don't say that,

489
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: and then I'd be like I'm not gonna say that.

490
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm to say it. I'm gonna do it.

491
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: It's like I think we have is it just me?

492
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 1: Like I think we have those urges, but we're like

493
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: good people, so we don't do it. Yeah, instinct. Yes,

494
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,239
Speaker 1: it's a violent urge, Yeah, we do have it. And

495
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: like so I think, like when you get to play

496
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 1: like someone like bea who's just fully unhinged, I get

497
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: to just do it and I have an excuse to

498
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: do it, and hello, I get paid and rewarded to dream.

499
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: Dream what's the connection? A Bryant so eighty, as you know,

500
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: is a second city. So I like, I was, you know,

501
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: taking costs that second city and always watched her and

502
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: like admired her. And then I got to audition when

503
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: she got hired for SNL. I got to audition to

504
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: be her understudy. Cool. And when even when I was auditioning, um,

505
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 1: it was either when I was auditioning or then when

506
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: I eventually got it, she sent me like the nicest email.

507
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: It was when I was auditioning, because she was like,

508
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: if you have any questions, and I was like, well,

509
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: you just got hired to us, and I don't really

510
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: want to bother you, and she's like no, seriously, like

511
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: you know, I want you to feel comfortable because it's

512
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 1: like all the parts that she wrote for herself and

513
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: I have to do it and I can't, like no

514
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: one can be her, So you have to find a

515
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: way to like make it your own while still honoring

516
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: the work, and she like, I had a couple of

517
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: questions and she sent me back like the nicest, most

518
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: thorough email walking me through every scene was like so sweet.

519
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, this woman, I don't know, just

520
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: got hired to this iconic show, dream job, and she's

521
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: sitting here writing me an email so like an audition

522
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: to be her understudy. She's she's so sweet and her

523
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 1: parts were like so fun to do because she's like

524
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: brilliant and study. And I replaced her and then I

525
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: got to do the like the next two shows where

526
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: I got to like write my own stuff. Then yeah, amazing, No,

527
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: but it was like awesome because that was the first job.

528
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: Also that like took me away from a nine to

529
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: five because up until then I was like working as

530
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: an editor. So I was like, Okay, I'll just like

531
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: do comedy for fun, but I have to make money.

532
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: And the second city offered me a full time job,

533
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: and my dad was like, you're living the life of

534
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: a gypsy. You can't do this was like I gotta go.

535
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: I forget that. It's like that like it's that's so

536
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: different than U. C. B. Which is well there was

537
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: an absolutely no money. There was only paying them. But

538
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: it's it's sort of like more of reviews, though, what's

539
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: the experience of being in the company. They're like, you know,

540
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: Second City is an interesting place for me. I can

541
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: only speak to me personally because yeah, because it's like

542
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: obviously as everyone's heard of, like a lot of comedy institutions,

543
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: extremely problematic. But I still really value my time there

544
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: because it actually gave me the confidence and affirmation that

545
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: I could like perform for a living, whereas I didn't

546
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: know I could before that. But like being pardon of

547
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: ensemble there there's only six of you and then you're

548
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: like writing your show together, and I think the best

549
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: thing that came out of it was like made me

550
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: not precious with any of my work because it's like

551
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: I would write a sketch and sometimes you just write

552
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: an idea and you improvise it, and I was like,

553
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: this is brilliant. It was really funny. Thing. We're gonna

554
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: have to replace the chairs, Everyone's going to pee their pants.

555
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: This is still good. It's gonna give me the hall

556
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: of fame a Second City that doesn't exist. And then

557
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: I would go on to like on stage and it

558
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: would be fucking crickets groans, and then that sketch would

559
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: never see the light of day, so you had to

560
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: just like move on really quickly. So like I feel

561
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: like it makes me now when I like write or

562
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: like improvise something and so doesn't like it or I auditioned,

563
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I'm like, yeah, but I was

564
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: thinking about you talking about working the stage job, like

565
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: being an editor, Like that's another part of the scam

566
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: though for us, Like for I think for all three

567
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: of us, I know, like everyone has to do it,

568
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: like you have to eat somehow, but like I think

569
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: for us to like do what we do now and

570
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: like while like nurturing this like side hustle while also

571
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: having to like balance like this thing that like paid

572
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: your bills. Like I don't know, Like I feel like

573
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: it's a scam, but it's also like it's it takes

574
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: a lot of like mental work to do. I mean

575
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: that in a long time, you know, because because you

576
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: haven't had to. But that was that was that was

577
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: where I think I can speak for myself, like of

578
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: my energy went to trying to maintain like anything having

579
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: to do on a day to day basis, with my

580
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: my aspirations and my like dream career while also needing

581
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: to work in a restaurant all the time. And I

582
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: honestly think what keeps me going and what keeps me

583
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: like honestly like really always wanting the next job is

584
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: because I refuse to go back to working and a

585
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: high volume see food restaurant, right, And I do, I

586
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: do have fears that I will like I will, I

587
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: will still have like stress dreams. Will call them nightmares.

588
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: Actually I'm gonna call it a nightmare that like I

589
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: forgot table twose diet coke, you know what I mean?

590
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: Like it's really it's like and and the refusal to

591
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: go back to that life is something that I don't know.

592
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: I think when when you are a person that's like

593
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: needs to work and doesn't have the privilege of having

594
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: like the money that's always there so you can of

595
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: the time be pursuing, you know, be pursuing your career

596
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: and what you want, like that separates people and Suti

597
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: is the same way, like and you actually put him

598
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: like was part of sudis jfl new Faces. Oh my god,

599
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: that's another connection years ago. Wow, she's she's the best. Yeah,

600
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: And so basically like I think that's something we all share,

601
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: is like the the need to hustle and also like

602
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: have the survival job was yeah, yeah, I mean I

603
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: don't know, like there's something it's it's it's it's weird.

604
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I promise this is not like

605
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: a stoner thought. I'm not stone I'm totally sober, but

606
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, it is weird. How this is like a

607
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: universal like journey into comedy acting, which is you like,

608
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: go through this whole pipeline. I don't know, yeah, yeah,

609
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: And it's kind of just like a it's a risk

610
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: you take, like a huge risk to go act like

611
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot for free, like to go play pretend

612
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: with other adults. And then like, yeah, I found a picture.

613
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: So I moved to l A to do the the

614
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: CBS Diversity Showcase. Yes, no big deal. Um were you're

615
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: making a basement? Honey? Remember what year you did it? Okay, great?

616
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: Was that the year we were supposed to do it?

617
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: But you're supposed we were going to do it a

618
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: couple of years later. Oh my gosh. Well I found

619
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: a picture of me the other day and it was

620
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: like a sketch someone had written about what we do,

621
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: and I was dressed like Velma, but it was like

622
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: makeshift costume, so it was like brown tablecloth tied around

623
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: me as a skirt, an orange ill fitting sweater and

624
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: like literally like like a like a wig that looks

625
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: like a tupe and then flashes and I'm just standing

626
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: there and I'm standing next to do you know Cola Scolay, brilliant,

627
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: one of the greatest for meeting brilliant minds of our time.

628
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: He's standing next to me dressed like Scooby And I

629
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: was just like looking at that picture and I had

630
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: made a gift at the time that said that moment

631
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 1: where you ask yourself what the hell are you doing?

632
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: It happened in that moment on stage, and I was like,

633
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: I feel like, especially as comedians, we have that all

634
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: the time because we're like when we're starting, we're like

635
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: in a basement with filled with asbestos. They're serving blue pictures,

636
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: a blue drink, there's a pizza on the stage, there's

637
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: a dog roaming around. You're like you're doing a problematic accent,

638
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: and you're just like, what are we doing? Yeah? And

639
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: like also the funny thing is like speaking of the

640
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: smells of those places. I will never forget. Bone, do

641
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: you remember finding out remember that smell in the pit underground?

642
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: That pit underground, by the way. One time, Bone and

643
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: I did a show for one person. It was Matt

644
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: and Bowen. We were doing Sluck Luck. We had a

645
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: slutty lip sync dance duo named Sluck And one person

646
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: came and I was my friend of me and I

647
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: remember finding out that that smell was dead rat. What, Yes,

648
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: that smell was dead decomposing rat. And I think it

649
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: was a bartender at the time that was that. I

650
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: was like sort of flirting with there that told me that,

651
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: and he was like, you know what that smell is

652
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: des And I always just thought it was like it

653
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: must be like a cleaner they used or something. But

654
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: do you remember that smell? I remember that smell. You'll

655
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: never forget the smells of these places. Wait, but how

656
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: did the rat pass? No? No, no, not rat rats?

657
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: So what was there? Like rat poison? And they would

658
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,919
Speaker 1: eat in they were just the carcasses were just left there.

659
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: They were like behind this they were like somewhere in

660
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: the walls or something or like because you know, there's

661
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: like thousands of rats everywhere you go in New York City,

662
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: you just don't see them. There's like millions of rats everywhere.

663
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: How do you get them out? You got to break

664
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 1: into the wall. You have to break into the wall. Absolutely,

665
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: But this is well anyway, this is all to say that, like,

666
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: what a beautiful journey to have you all of us

667
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: do this, but then for you guys specifically to end

668
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: up on the show with Suity and then with Vanessa

669
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: and Molly and Jeremy and like all the people who

670
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: work on the show. I'm watching the show and I go,

671
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: this is a perfect show. It feels like it's it's

672
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: made for me in a way where I'm like, it's

673
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: all these people who I love, all like working on

674
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: the same project and oh, it's so it's just so good.

675
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: I did get to watch the first episode with Bowen

676
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: when they when they put it on Showtime, and Bowen said,

677
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 1: this is exactly the kind of show I want to watch,

678
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, I hope, I hope more

679
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: people that are like, you know, have great taste say that.

680
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: I genuinely, I don't know I would imagine that you've well,

681
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: I know you have like you've you've you've booked and

682
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: been around like so you know it feels like a

683
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: special show. No it is, there's not a done in

684
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: the group. The writing is like insanely good. We were

685
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,439
Speaker 1: cackling out loud. I couldn't even memorize my lines because

686
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: I was like saying them out lout to myself and

687
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: I couldn't get through that. But it's so good. It's

688
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: such an all like literally it's stars on stars. Yeah,

689
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: and even my mom likes it and she doesn't like anything.

690
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: It's literally the only criticism she had was like I

691
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: didn't like that sweater you wore or whatever, has like

692
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: opinions about the wardrobe, and like literally once she hated

693
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: my wardrobe on a show so much. But she was like,

694
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: so do they force you to wear those clothes? And

695
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: I was like, like against my will? And she's like yeah,

696
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: like in her mind, like there's no way I would

697
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: have chosen to wear that outfit. It was still bad.

698
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where you can't really explain

699
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: to a parent, like what goes into like this is

700
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: not it's not up to you. So in a way

701
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: she's right, like you are being forced, but also it's

702
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: like day, yeah, it's funny yams are just critical. Yeah,

703
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: you know it's it's there's Darcy wears a suit in

704
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 1: the first episode, which is so tight that my I mean,

705
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 1: we can just say my dick is out, thank you, sweetheart.

706
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: But but like my penis was fully out and I

707
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: could feel my mom like sort of floating around and

708
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, that's suit. I thought you wore it. Well, um,

709
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: it's like, what do you do when you're a mom

710
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: and your son's penis is out? You know what I mean,

711
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: that's a big question I have. What do you do

712
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: when you're a mom? Like I we I did these

713
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: photos for Gay Letter and Thongs that Cole and Joel

714
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: also did, and it was like the one picture that

715
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: my mom and dad did not like, and I know

716
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: they saw. What do you do when your son's asses

717
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: out and dick is on tv? You know you can't?

718
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: And this is what we have to ask ourselves when

719
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: we end up wanting kids. Yes, you you have to

720
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: think ahead and think how am I going to be

721
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: when I see their dick out? Because at a certain

722
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: age it transitions from that's my child's dick to know

723
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 1: that's there, that's there, that's not my butt I'm responsible for.

724
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: That's their book. Now I can't. You can only touch

725
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: there button dick for so long to tuck it back in,

726
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: and then at a certain age, I can't touch them anyway.

727
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: They have to deal with that on their own. I'll

728
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: never forget that one time my dad came in. I

729
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: was like fourteen or fifteen years old, and I was like,

730
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: for some reason, I was taking a shower in his

731
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: bathroom and I know for a fact he came in

732
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: on purpose to see what if I had pubes. And

733
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: I think that was the first time he ever saw

734
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: me with pubes. And I saw him like smirk, like

735
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: my kid has pubs, now, you know what I mean. Like,

736
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: but of course, when I was a little kid, they

737
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: saw me naked all the time, running around and then

738
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: I guess around like five six, you know, that starts

739
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: to be like, you know, I don't want my parents

740
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: seeing me naked, but this was a thing all the time,

741
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: and then I sort of went away to the wilderness

742
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: to go, you know, the wilderness, like being my bedroom

743
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: and shutting the door and like having a puberty moment.

744
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: And then they see you and all of a sudden,

745
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: your kids like a little man. Also, I like how

746
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: your dad thought it would be less awkward to walk

747
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: in on your naked and just like, hey, it's been

748
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: a while since I seen yourn it. I'm wondering what

749
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: the pube situation is now. I know you probably got it.

750
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: Uh show me. He's like, nof, like, I wonder what

751
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: that was. Yeah, you should have just asked you, But

752
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: I guess it's also weird to ask you. Are you

753
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: growing here down there yet? I think I think if

754
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 1: they have any questions about my penis now, they can

755
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: just watch episode one and I love that for you,

756
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 1: and it's like pretty, It's like pretty, it's been pretty

757
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: craftically out there speaking of penises, you know, beginning of life.

758
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: Going back to the beginning and the drawing board, What

759
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

760
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: I think it was, if I'm understanding the question correctly,

761
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: you are you stirl? I think it was like the culture.

762
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: It was like Indian haggling culture. Huh, we can talk

763
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: about this. Yes, it is like haggling and deals and

764
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: stuff like that. It's like a fare a big part

765
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: of being Indian. And I think it used to kind

766
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: of embarrass me, um because it's not just about being cheap.

767
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: Because Indians are going to like Bindy Jeweler's jewelry store

768
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: and buying like thousands of dollars of gold, and they

769
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 1: have a little shitty calculator held together by tape, and

770
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: they're like calculating the price, poking, And then my mom's

771
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 1: grabbing the calculator, She's like, what about this per ounce

772
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: of gold? So they're like buying expensive things, but they're

773
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: still haggling. And then they're also haggling, you know, with

774
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: the guys selling a cucumber at the market. Um. But

775
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: I think it like really enforced this idea of like

776
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: you're not going to get the best interesting. Yeah, and

777
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: not in a paranoid way, but in a way that

778
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: is empowering because even now, like especially as you know,

779
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: like in this industry, like when we first start as

780
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: any marginalized group, we're just like so fucking excited someone

781
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 1: let us in, whether we have to crawl in through

782
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: the window or up in the toilet, we got here

783
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: and we're just like so happy we're here, and we're

784
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: like kick us out if we say anything. And I

785
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: feel like the Indian haggling culture that has been ingrained

786
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: into my DNA didn't allow me though, even from beginning,

787
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: to just accept everything and be in this place of

788
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,959
Speaker 1: like toxic gratitude, because I'm very grateful, but I feel

789
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: like it's now allowed me to be like, no, I

790
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: know we can do better. Yeah, you're right that it

791
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 1: is when you struggle to get your foot in the door,

792
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: because not only is it hard period, but also when

793
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: you are the type of person that only gets offered

794
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 1: a certain thing and you feel like you're in competition

795
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 1: with people like you, um, it's it is like when

796
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: when they decide to hand you an opportunity. I remember,

797
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: like when they first told I got offered a job

798
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: one time and the pay was insanely low, and I

799
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: was so excited about it. I was like, they want

800
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: to bring me five thousand dollars an episode. Oh my gosh,

801
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: that's like that's like dollars for four episode. And then

802
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: you hear like, no, that's a joke, Like you could

803
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: you you can't say yes to that, but it was

804
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: more money than I had ever thought. And and also

805
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: you're just like, well, don't piss them off. Don't go

806
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: back and say that's not acceptable, because then you know

807
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't want them to be mad at me. Yeah,

808
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: well they'll take it away. They'll take it away and

809
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: give it to someone else. So you feel like you

810
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 1: bypassed that, like that moment of like, oh, I don't know,

811
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: like this is I don't want to rock the boat

812
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: too much, you think, like with haggling, like you got

813
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: to skip that. Maybe yes, I mean I feel like

814
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: I'll still if I care about something, I'll still do

815
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: it even for free, because I want to do it

816
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: and I feel privileged enough that I could be in

817
00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 1: that position. But yeah, and also it's like I'm ry

818
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: aware that when you have an agent or a manager,

819
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: you have to give them ten percent. So I'm like,

820
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: if I don't need you, I'm not paying ten percent.

821
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: It's like, and keep it too small until people like

822
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: you have to have a lawyer. You have to do this.

823
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, fine. But also I'm like, well

824
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: they canna ask what some har I'm been asking we're

825
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: supposed to where someone says no, but like I always

826
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: have to at least try. It's like this weird thing

827
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 1: to me. Like today, so I'm in Toronto right now,

828
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: and we're in this little corporate apartment but it has

829
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: like a little bit of corporate apartment smell, and so

830
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what I need like a

831
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: diffuser or something nice. So I was like, you know what,

832
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna treat myself. And I went to like West

833
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: Elm today, like a little rich white lady, and the

834
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: diffusers were like seventy nine dollars for one diffuser, and

835
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: I was like, like the immigrant in me and like

836
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: the cheap Indian to me was like that's ridiculous, and me,

837
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I really like a smell, and I

838
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: want to live in a place of smells good and

839
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: I want to want and also I can afford it.

840
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm feeling a movie like but like even

841
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: when I was up there, I was like kind of

842
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: part time, I'm a student, go online and sign up

843
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: for an email, and then I bought it and it

844
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: ended up being like eighty one dollar Canadian and I

845
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: was like really, And then I came home and then

846
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: I transferred it to like USD and it's like sixty

847
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: three and I was like god him like translating the currency,

848
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: but like that was like but I still got a

849
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: deal because I bought a Canadian but it was only

850
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 1: sixty three, and I thought it was one. Wow, that's

851
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: the journey. I'm that's no. I honestly really admire that

852
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: because I feel like I went the other way. Like, Okay,

853
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: so like my parents growing up, like did that thing

854
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: we're at Like let's say we were at Macy's or something,

855
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: and like I wanted to buy like a pair of shoes,

856
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: they would like borrower with the salesperson. Did they do that?

857
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: Did your parents do this? Yes? And I've done it

858
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: for friends. There's always't that has little coupons in it.

859
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 1: I don't do it as much anymore because I'm trying

860
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: to value my energy and and also I'm like it's

861
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: a show of self worth if I can treat myself

862
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: to nice things. Um so that's something I've learned, like

863
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: by lest stuff but not nice stuff, but nice stuff.

864
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: But no, growing up, we were always like, I think

865
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: there's a little thread coming out here. Can we get

866
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: ten percent? Yes? And guess what, Maze is going to

867
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: be just fine. I'm not doing it when I traveled

868
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: to Columbia with a street vendor who's like selling well

869
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: wooden whistle or something. But Maze is gonna be just fine.

870
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: West gonna be just fine, Okay, totally. I was still mortified.

871
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: I was still like so like just so like not

872
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: like there was some shame with that. I was like, well,

873
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: I don't like like, I don't like this, and like

874
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: when I grew up, I'm gonna make enough money to

875
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: not have to do this. Ever, so I think I

876
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: internalized that, and now I like, spend too much money

877
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: on ship that I have no business mind. But one

878
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: has always been like that. I've always been shocked by

879
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: the amount of money he's willing to pay, Like I'll

880
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: never forget I'll never forget the sweatshirt. And there was

881
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: there was an iconic famous sweatshirt that I can't believe

882
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: he didn't keep and put in a museum because we were,

883
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: like when I tell you we were broke. We were

884
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: truly broke after college, to the point where like like

885
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: whenever we'd go like on the on trips together for

886
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 1: for sketch comedy, like some of us wouldn't even go

887
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: to lunch because we couldn't afford it because the trip

888
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: had cost a couple hundred bucks or whatever. But I

889
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: remember one time Bowen got a Mason Kitsune sweatshirt that

890
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: was just a gray crew next sweatshirt and it said

891
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: the reason it costs more than uh seventy truly, and

892
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: I was at the point where I was like, well

893
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 1: an expensive sweat sure it is, of course forty five bucks.

894
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: I mean that was me at the time. And I

895
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: was like how much was that? And he's like, I

896
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: don't want to tell you. I was like, okay, thinking well,

897
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: that must mean it must have been eighty dollars or something,

898
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: and he goes, he goes, I'll let you guess, and

899
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: I was like, was it eighty dollars? And he was

900
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: like it's more and I was like, oh my god.

901
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: And then I went up. I was like, was it

902
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: two hundred fifty dollars? Like thinking that was the wildest

903
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: drilling I should ever say, and he was like, it's

904
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: worth than that, and it was three thirty dollars, three cotton,

905
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: nothing special about it, and I it's very stupid, but

906
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: that's like, no, I'm not really. At the time, we

907
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: were not worth that. And then I couldn't wrap my

908
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: head out it and I couldn't let it go. At

909
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: the time, I was like, because we were making we

910
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: were fully self producing sketch comedy videos for like three dollars.

911
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: I was like, we could have done a popularlette video

912
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: with that. You know, I really couldn't put that money

913
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: towards the video. I like, I've never been a good

914
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: spender of money. I really have it, and I still

915
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: don't think I am um. I love it about you

916
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: now because I love it. I love it. I feel

917
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: like we both could like meet each other more towards

918
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: each other, maybe because I'm trying to be more like you,

919
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: and I feel like in this past year I've really

920
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: been good about it, as you can tell by my diffuser,

921
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 1: your American dollars diffuser. Yeah, but you know it's only

922
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: with products. With food, it's like money doesn't exist. It

923
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I'm paying for everyone bottle, for the table

924
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: tasting menu. It was in experience, yeah, travel and food.

925
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, I will believe myself dry for it. But

926
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: you know, now, I really wish you had joined us

927
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: for that one. But in that one place we went,

928
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: what was that was It was like the courses. It

929
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 1: was called like ola or something, and it was yeah,

930
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: ten course meal was loved. And that was the night

931
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: we were supposed to meet up with you. I think

932
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: it was we were like having the time of our life,

933
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: like drinking miscal being like we're gonna meet up. Yeah,

934
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. No, it's just I think it's

935
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: because I had lost my voice at that point. So

936
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, I might have COVID,

937
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 1: Like even more than getting it. I have a fear

938
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: of like giving it to someone and ruining their life.

939
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 1: And we were filming, and so I was like, and

940
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: that's not to be quite honest, Matt, I was concerned

941
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: about you, the Bowen. I was like, I can't have

942
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: that be Bowen's first impression that I just I had

943
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: just gotten it. So I was like, com I know,

944
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: but you don't. We just have to go back now

945
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: because I want to go to Pejole. Wait, what's Pejole.

946
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: It's like the most famous restaurant in Mexico City. So

947
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 1: I went to like the more casual place, which was amazing,

948
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: but it's like the stunning it's um Olvera hol don't

949
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 1: let me look it up. And this is so good

950
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 1: place that like everybody goes to and it's so lovely. Yes,

951
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: Enrique Olvera. Enrique Olvera, he's like an amazing chef and

952
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: he owned, or maybe did you go to did you

953
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: go to that like Somente slash Cave restaurant by This

954
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: was my second time in Mexico City. The first time

955
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: we did do the Pyramids as well, and I almost

956
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: went to that place, but then it started breaking. The

957
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: food was bad. Honestly so did our driver. He was like,

958
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: you love the experience. But we went down there and

959
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: going this this was have we done this on the pod?

960
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: This guy literally this waiter walks over and he's like

961
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: so confident. He was like, all right, it's so good

962
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: that you guys are here. You have to get the

963
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: drink and this is the finest drink on the menu.

964
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: This will be the drink you remember from this trip.

965
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: You're like, absolutely, let's get that. We're so excited. We're

966
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: like whoa. And then he brings over what was essentially

967
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: mud in a cup. It was like what was It

968
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: was like a weird like not even her chod at

969
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: trying to be no alcohol in it. And then I

970
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: literally wanted to order like this is so funny, this

971
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: is so good a chicken or something, and then this

972
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 1: wayer goes this Wayer goes to me, No, no, you're

973
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: not getting that, get get this instead. I was like,

974
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: oh about telling me no, it was he was like

975
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 1: I would like this, No that I respect that, especially

976
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: when in another country and they kind of like put

977
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 1: you in there in your place, or when I could

978
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: tell being like hustled in another country, I'm like you,

979
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: I'll let it pass because this is your place and

980
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm on your turf. Yes, I mean I think it

981
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,240
Speaker 1: was a little bit of that, because we fully laid

982
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: down on the tracks and let them run over us

983
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: bad and it was everything was so bad. But there

984
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: the experience was cute. It was a gorgeous cave, beauty cave,

985
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: beautiful cave, and the the food and drink was beautiful. Gowns,

986
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: gorgeous gowns, gorgeous gowns. But like haggling, like what was like,

987
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: is there like a moment besides the golden the calculator

988
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: that you remember? There are moments where I remember my parents,

989
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: like like with shoes being like no, we're gonna scream

990
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: at this lady at Macy's too like to pay like

991
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: lass and like this woman like we we can't, we

992
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: can't do that. I'm so sorry, and me being so embarrassed, mortified,

993
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: oh for sure. I mean it was always peak in India.

994
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: But now when you go shop in India, they literally

995
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: have signs in the clothing stores that are like set prices,

996
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: fixed prices, and it's all bar code, but like back

997
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: then they were writing it by paper and it's like

998
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: full screaming matches a lot of the clothing stores. Also,

999
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: you take your shoes off and you're like sitting on

1000
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,760
Speaker 1: this big padded thing and they're like just throwing around

1001
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: sorrys and stuff, and it's like you make a big

1002
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: pile of off that you're gonna buy and then you're

1003
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: like the right numbers and we're like no this. And

1004
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: then literally I guess to the point where my mom

1005
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 1: will just like, for example, if they're like no pay us,

1006
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: and my mom, I'm only doing twelve for matter of

1007
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: three hundred groupies, which is like, you know, like dollars,

1008
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: that's not the right commotion, but you know what I mean,

1009
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: like at the end, that's like what am I arguing about?

1010
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: But like she'll just take out twelve hundred and then

1011
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: she'll just like put it out and start walking out

1012
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: and start gathering her stuff, and they'd be like no, no, no,

1013
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 1: I really can't, and she's like, they can put it

1014
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: in their hand. And I was like, I love it.

1015
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: It's a boss. That's so cool. It really is. And

1016
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 1: also it's it's about the principle it is, and it's

1017
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: also about yourself interactions. Yes, it's a yeah no, But

1018
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: now I feel like in her older age, she's very

1019
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: much about like living a more like stress free life.

1020
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: And so she's like doing that because she's put in

1021
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 1: the work. She's put in the hour, the work. There

1022
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: you go. Now she has to enjoy. Yeah, you gotta enjoy.

1023
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: It is interesting when you see your parents turn a

1024
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: corner on their personality, you know what I mean. It's

1025
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: like my dad was always very impatient and like he

1026
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: sort of I think he had a temper and now

1027
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: not in a bad way, but he was just very

1028
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: quick to be like, what are you talking about? Like

1029
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: like now I see him more chilled out. Um. But

1030
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: it was such a thing about his personality, his whole life.

1031
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: And it was so funny because his favorite singer is

1032
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: Jimmy Buffett, who's like, you can tell it's just my dad.

1033
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's conscious of it, but like,

1034
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: of course his favorite singer would be like the personification

1035
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: of vacation. But you know what I mean, like literally

1036
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 1: because he needed that to like chill um. But nowadays

1037
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 1: it's it is funny because like so you're saying, your

1038
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: mom is now no longer like this. I think for them,

1039
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: it's not like they had some like spiritual awakening. I

1040
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: think they just got tired and they fired and they're

1041
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 1: like and they like starts and they're like they're just tired.

1042
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you where abouts in Florida? Are

1043
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:10,320
Speaker 1: you from Vero Beach. It's like this little town about

1044
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: like two and a half three hours north of Miami

1045
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: on the East coast. It's like half trash whites, half

1046
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: rich trash whites and the like. Now there's more Indian families.

1047
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: When my parents moved there, there was like five Indian families.

1048
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: And then it's a large cittrus producing county suffers like

1049
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: a large migrant worker population as well. It's an interesting place.

1050
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: It's like kind of feels like one of those places

1051
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: that's been forgotten about when you go there, because it's

1052
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: like I think, like over pandemic. My mom's like big

1053
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: news was like the pizza hut close like they don't

1054
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: even have Pizza Hut anymore, so they have the word

1055
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 1: from Dominoes. Let's have that conversation. Dominos is better. Actually,

1056
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Pizza Hut is better? Are you kidding me?

1057
00:57:55,800 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: That feels like a betrayal you guys personal pan and

1058
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: also like growing up, did you did you? Did you

1059
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: not hit up the buffet at lunch time? The best

1060
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: ranch I've ever had in my life to this day,

1061
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: Pizza Hupafe, Pizzapa fe was like a savior, was a

1062
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: lifeline to immigrant diaspora populations. And the orange soda their

1063
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: best orange. I don't know what the extra fizz bring

1064
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: back orange soda, to be honest, yeah, I would love that.

1065
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: Why why did that? Why did that? Like, honestly go away?

1066
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: You are so right by the way Hansa saying, um

1067
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: can confirmed pizza. Okay, I really thought I was in

1068
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: a Domino's house. I'm not shipped tucking Pizza Hut, and

1069
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put Pizza Hut down because I'm a

1070
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: Domino's girl, you know what I mean? That that's not

1071
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: the type of person I am or whatever want to be,

1072
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: but I will that there are things about Dominoes that

1073
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: people don't even talk about, which are superior, the cheesy bread,

1074
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: the wings. Honey, they have some of the best wings.

1075
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: And it's happening at Dominoes, and it's happening tonight. Actually

1076
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: it is around the country, Matt. I have to remind Matt,

1077
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, one time we were shooting a popuar

1078
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: Lett sketch. We were shooting a sketch in my apartment

1079
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 1: and there was like, you know, a crew of like

1080
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: four people, and I wanted to order like four Domino's

1081
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: pizzas to feed everybody. This was Matt. This was facebook crazy. Yes,

1082
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: I remember this night, but I don't remember this. I

1083
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: want to. I want to say I ordered the Domino's pizzas.

1084
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: It was like five pm. I don't know, it was

1085
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 1: like seven pm. I was like, okay, Max's amount of

1086
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 1: time and a lot is like an hour for those

1087
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: pizzas together. I was like, now I remember this. This

1088
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: was iconic. It was like four blocks away. And then

1089
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: basically it's not that interesting a story, but basically it

1090
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: was delayed for three and a half hour. Was shocking.

1091
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: They didn't they did not competed always get I just

1092
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: just at a charge, but I just didn't recognize. And

1093
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: then after they comped it, I was like, oh my god,

1094
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 1: it's because I bought my cousin's book and it was

1095
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: the press that sold her book. How do you do it?

1096
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: Because I'm I'm too I'm not brave enough to ever dispute.

1097
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: Always dispute. I will dispute for you. If you ever

1098
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: have a dispute, I will take the time and do

1099
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: it for you. Just can we just like role play

1100
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: right now? Like I'm so nice about it? Oh? Really,

1101
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 1: that's how you do it. I always feel like I

1102
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: always kind of tipped the aggression too much and then

1103
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 1: they go, no, no, that, So you have to just

1104
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 1: be confident but nice. So I'll be like, hey, so

1105
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: I was looking through my statement and I noticed this

1106
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: charge from Austin p S. State University. And you know,

1107
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: I live in l A. I haven't been to Austin

1108
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: in years, and I didn't even know that was a university.

1109
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: So I all my statements, I've gone through all my

1110
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: purchases I keep on our sipts live and I live.

1111
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 1: We cannot find this transaction. And so I'm just concerned

1112
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 1: that maybe my information was leaked somehow and I shouldn't

1113
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 1: prevent further charges, so could you, you know, put an

1114
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: alert on that and maybe comp that and just send

1115
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: it hard And they're like, oh yeah, sure, sure. And

1116
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: then after and then my cousin's book came in the

1117
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: mail and I opened it up. And when the press said, wow,

1118
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: small independent pressars, I scammed them out of I feel

1119
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: very bad. That's the one thing I do feel bad about.

1120
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 1: That public apology is yes, okay, but see but you

1121
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: do have to go through the trouble of getting a

1122
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: new card then right, well for that, but other times,

1123
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 1: well yeah, because then they'll put a fraud alert. But

1124
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: I ain't going nowhere. I have multiple credit cards. Well no,

1125
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: of course, saying but like you know, but what I

1126
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: what I love is auto phil my my browser knowing

1127
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: my cards. And it's like one of them greatest inventions,

1128
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: the greatest inventions, one of the most dangerous inventions as well.

1129
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: It's a double edged sword essentially, why they came up

1130
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: with that expression double edged word. That's why they say

1131
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: it's double dangerous. But yeah, I'm not doing it now.

1132
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to give the impression that I'm doing

1133
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: it on charges that I outright no that I but

1134
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 1: I will get a complex if I order something delivery,

1135
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: but I will also always be sure to make it

1136
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: blame it on the company and not the driver, because

1137
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm also not trying to get anyone fired. So I said,

1138
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: the driver was great, he was really communicative. Dada, the

1139
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: app told me this, and that a misquoted so and

1140
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: I pulled this a lot and be like, and I

1141
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: ordered food for a party, and my guests were hungry,

1142
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: as I always ordered, and that is a huge, huge,

1143
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: huge sort of like that language is, yes, and my

1144
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: guests were left hungry and it was so embarrassing and

1145
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: I had to spend extra money to then go out

1146
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: and get more food because your app misquoted me and

1147
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: it is an error on Uber's. And then I explicitly

1148
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: say I want to reiterate that the driver was amazing.

1149
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 1: He was great. He had no part in this error, right,

1150
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: And I wonder if you ever tell them, you know,

1151
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: if if I'm just you know, going back in time,

1152
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: the sketch comedy crew that was at my apartment was hungry.

1153
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 1: And yes, I was there shooting producing sketch comedy with

1154
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: my best friend Matt. Yeah, we when we were tell him,

1155
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: we were tired while we acted. Yes, the camera picks

1156
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: up on everything, especially are very subtle gorgeous acting in

1157
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: the sketch Facebook Crazy, which I believe is still it's

1158
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 1: still up online. I think it's I got a Google

1159
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: someone someone. Okay, now this might be my I don't

1160
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Like, if you have to, if you

1161
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: watch your old acting when you were like, no one's

1162
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: going to see this, but when someone stumbles upon, I'm like,

1163
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 1: oh god, especially when you become Bow and Yang noted

1164
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: legend of sketch comedy. And then they go back and

1165
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: find your old sketches and you're like, oh yeah, back

1166
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 1: here when I wasn't good. But as they leave it up, No,

1167
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: Matty wrote Matt and Duty two people involved, and I

1168
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: loved that for you wrote this sketch Facebook Crazy, and

1169
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: it started myself and it was about get this. This

1170
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: was cutting edge at the time people on Facebook who

1171
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: acted crazy. But at the time it was like it

1172
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: used to cry it used to crazy viral again because

1173
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,919
Speaker 1: of this episode. I mean, the readers will definitely want

1174
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: the readers will watch it, but but you have to

1175
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: understand this is a different time. This yeah, when like

1176
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,120
Speaker 1: being being like unhinged on Facebook or on social media

1177
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 1: was a very specific thing, like in your community, and

1178
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 1: it was not this like societal problem and which is

1179
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 1: which it is obviously not become anyway, did you ever

1180
01:04:56,320 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: get buck wild on Facebook? You know, not as much

1181
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: on Facebook, because I think by the time I hit

1182
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: social media, I was like, oh, the internet is not

1183
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: a safe space. But where I was a hinge where

1184
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 1: I think it's stem from aim away messages, talk about

1185
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: talking about what a typical put away message was, Like

1186
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking dashboard confessional lyrics, ghost of a good thing,

1187
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: emotional lyrics, ghost have a good thing. I'm chasing the

1188
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 1: ghost of a good thing. I was single, I was

1189
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 1: seeing anybody. No one had broken up with me or

1190
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 1: broken my heart because no one had dated me. Oh

1191
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 1: my god, very emotional, very long aim away messages just

1192
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: so people could be like, hey, what's wrong. I'm okay,

1193
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. I used to

1194
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 1: put I used to put dashboard confessional lyrics in my

1195
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: in my profile and all my messages too, And it

1196
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: would literally be like and you kissed me like you

1197
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: meant it, but like vertical like you meant it, and

1198
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 1: then but and Also it was such a thing of

1199
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,560
Speaker 1: trying to seem like you were in her own Manton

1200
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: conflict for like a stressful group, dynamic situation with your

1201
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: friends when everything was fine and like nothing was happening.

1202
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 1: I am so dramatically. You know about song Brandy, have

1203
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: you ever? Have you ever loved somebody? So? I used

1204
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: to listen to that song and cry because my answer

1205
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 1: was no, because I have never loved someone. It was

1206
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: like in high school and I'd be like, no, I

1207
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 1: haven't loved someone. That song is epic and Diane Warren

1208
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 1: wrote it really yes, someone does someone someoney to sample

1209
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 1: on it recently, like like like one of these new

1210
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:56,280
Speaker 1: R and B girls did a sample. We just talked

1211
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 1: about Brandy Um. Actually Boonen was on my HBO Max

1212
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 1: Movie podcast and we talked about how Brandy played Roxy

1213
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: Heart on Broadway in Chicago, and she was like like

1214
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 1: like a few years, three or four years ago, yeah,

1215
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: within the last decade, Um, but she she was iconic

1216
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 1: for adding riffs to the score to that candor at score,

1217
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 1: like the name on Everybody Live, like giving her like

1218
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:34,919
Speaker 1: iconic Brandy vocals and ever rats soundtrack. Have you ever

1219
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: one of the hardest songs to sing. It's so hard

1220
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 1: because there's like there's an epic key changeup when she

1221
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 1: goes have you ever a new and she just makes

1222
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: it sound so effortless because she's so crying. Yeah, the cry,

1223
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 1: the wailing and pain and her voice. And I had

1224
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 1: one of those boom boxes that had a little remote

1225
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 1: control with it. But my boom box was right next

1226
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 1: to my bed, but i'd like lay in bed with

1227
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:14,960
Speaker 1: the remote control just so I could be like repeat, yeah, yeah,

1228
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: remember back in the day to when you there was

1229
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: no Spotify there and you had to either buy the

1230
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:22,040
Speaker 1: album or what I would do, and maybe you guys

1231
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 1: identified with this was whenever my parents and I would

1232
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: like go out for dinner or whatever, I would put

1233
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: a cassette in my radio and put on from radio

1234
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:35,040
Speaker 1: and just hit record, and then when I got home,

1235
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 1: I would listen to the whole thing to see if

1236
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 1: I had happened to catch speaking of Brandy the Boy

1237
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 1: is Mine, you know what I mean? I remember The

1238
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 1: Boy is Mine. I wish it was just was very

1239
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: high placed on the Great Global Song Book, Thank you

1240
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 1: very much. Um it was I I was chasing that

1241
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:58,840
Speaker 1: song as a little fag all over town, Honey. I

1242
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 1: needed it, and I eventually did get it on a cassette,

1243
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 1: and I would just rewind that ship cassette culture cassette. Well,

1244
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: I mean the music video, very historic moment for feminism

1245
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: and video where it opens and then she's there. Then

1246
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: they combined forces because they're like, it's not going to

1247
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 1: turn us against each other. We need to talk about

1248
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 1: this more. We haven't talked about the music video enough.

1249
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:28,680
Speaker 1: We always talk about the music itself on the boys video, right,

1250
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: Can I just quickly talk about though, this teenage thing

1251
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:37,560
Speaker 1: that for our generation was aim away messages being very dramatic,

1252
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 1: pretending you were in love or pretending you were you

1253
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 1: knew anything about a relationship. Like this makes me think

1254
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: now about have you guys watched The Girl The Girl

1255
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:51,719
Speaker 1: from Plain Villiet? No, but I watched the original documentary Okay, okay,

1256
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 1: but great, But first episode like at the end where

1257
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: she's like spoiler alert where she like acts alongside Lea,

1258
01:09:57,240 --> 01:10:01,600
Speaker 1: Michelle and Glee like contend thing to cry like or

1259
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 1: not pretending to but crying saying the same lines as her, Like,

1260
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Speaker 1: that's a different that for like that generation. It's like,

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01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:10,920
Speaker 1: let me like I need to, like, I don't have

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01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 1: the vocabulary yet to really express this, this this kind

1263
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,920
Speaker 1: of feeling I have and I can attach it to

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01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,479
Speaker 1: my own reality yet, And so let me like I

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01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:22,639
Speaker 1: would do that with Graze Anatomy all the time. Yeah,

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01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:24,760
Speaker 1: I don't know that you would. Well, I I used

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01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 1: to it to Lost. I would quote I would quote

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01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 1: it to myself. Yeah, I would do it too, Lost,

1269
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:33,600
Speaker 1: And honestly, oftentimes it was silent the stuff that I

1270
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: was doing. So I remember, I'll never forget when Sun

1271
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:40,479
Speaker 1: was leaving Jim uh and season one, episode six of

1272
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 1: Lost and she is in the airport and that iconic

1273
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:52,720
Speaker 1: scores playing that no No No, and I love the

1274
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 1: score of Scoose for me, this was literally the moment

1275
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,640
Speaker 1: where I decided I wanted to be in television. I

1276
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 1: wanted to write television act on television. Was watching Young

1277
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:03,680
Speaker 1: Jin can him walk away from Daniel Day Kim And

1278
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 1: then she turned over her shoulder and the score was playing,

1279
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 1: and he lifted up the orchid and like it was

1280
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 1: the first nice thing he had done for her in

1281
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:14,400
Speaker 1: like years of them being married, and she decides to

1282
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 1: turn back around and get on the plane, and then

1283
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,839
Speaker 1: the plane crashes and they they're they're marooned on the island.

1284
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:22,679
Speaker 1: But I was like, this wordless thing. And I used

1285
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,320
Speaker 1: to watch it again and again and I would be

1286
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:26,720
Speaker 1: crying and crying and crying, and it was it was

1287
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 1: a way to access emotion for me. Yeah, yeah, now

1288
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,600
Speaker 1: you know what to watch. You know. Sometimes still to

1289
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 1: this day. And one of the things I tried when

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01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 1: I had to get emotional and I love that for

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01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:40,480
Speaker 1: you was I was listening to the Big Fish soundtrack

1292
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:44,720
Speaker 1: because that movie. That's great. John August listens to this

1293
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:49,680
Speaker 1: podcast sometimes and he wrote the movie. And one of

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01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:53,439
Speaker 1: the most one of the most prized things in my

1295
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: life is knowing that he likes this podcast and he

1296
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:58,040
Speaker 1: wrote that movie. I love that movie. And at the

1297
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:02,360
Speaker 1: end when um, when he's telling the story to his

1298
01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:05,679
Speaker 1: father about um, how they get him to the river

1299
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 1: and the music is planning. I sometimes will still trigger

1300
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 1: myself with that and it works most of the time.

1301
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And in the end where we're like,

1302
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:20,519
Speaker 1: he wasn't lying, right, he was just exaggerating. That was

1303
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 1: my first exposure to Helen A. Bottom Carter. I was like,

1304
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 1: who the hell is this woman? She was amazing in

1305
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 1: that and then Tim Burton, you know, used her a

1306
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:32,439
Speaker 1: million times and I don't know, well, we love her,

1307
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I mean, look, she can just

1308
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:39,600
Speaker 1: she can come on my screen. You know what I

1309
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 1: really liked about HBC when I watched the Harry Potter

1310
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: documentary that just came out on HBO, she was so

1311
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,240
Speaker 1: like flirty with Daniel Radcliffe and she was literally she

1312
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 1: basically was making jokes like She's like yeah, and I

1313
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 1: remember when I remember on this dumb this day on set,

1314
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 1: like she was like basically was like making crass like

1315
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:00,040
Speaker 1: sex jokes with Daniel Radcliffe and you can tell you

1316
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,439
Speaker 1: have such like a little cheeky little relationship and like

1317
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 1: she's so much older than him, but like you can

1318
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 1: tell they really get along like a house on fire.

1319
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, she's a she seems like

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01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:13,320
Speaker 1: a blast. Oh yeah, she's like a fun witch. Yeah,

1321
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 1: it's like it's rule culture number eleven is a fun

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01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: She's like a fun which speaking of fun witches, I

1323
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: think the three of us should be fun little bitches. Yeah,

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01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:39,560
Speaker 1: ready for this absolute segment. It's a lost culture is

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01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 1: a staple really happens every time. It's just like her

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01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 1: Domino's What's happening every night and every across the country

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01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:49,400
Speaker 1: every week on last Coltureason as we do. I don't

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01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 1: think so, honey. And this is a sex sixty second segment.

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01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: It's a sexty sixty second segment um where we really

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01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:59,560
Speaker 1: got something in culture that we don't like very much. Yeah. Absolutely,

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01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 1: matthe you have something, sure do Okay, So Matt and

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01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 1: I will go first and then and then we'll be

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01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,639
Speaker 1: put on stern. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, honey,

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01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,000
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

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01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 1: Stamps and the need for them in the year of

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01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:17,479
Speaker 1: our Lord too, I have to say, I have been

1337
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: so late r s v ping to my dear friend

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01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:23,640
Speaker 1: Sam's wedding from high school because I don't have a

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01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 1: stamp and I need to go get a stamp to

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01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: mail the r s v P back And where do

1341
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: you even get them? Where do you get them? And

1342
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 1: I literally went to I literally went out of my

1343
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 1: house and had to walk the streets and say excuse me.

1344
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,680
Speaker 1: I went. I went to girlsons and I said, do

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01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 1: you guys have stamps? And they were like yeah, And

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01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 1: she had to think about it because they don't even

1347
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,040
Speaker 1: know they have them. They had them, But then I

1348
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 1: thought I had to go to the quote unquote post

1349
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 1: office for a step. I never even heard of this

1350
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:54,439
Speaker 1: place before. Then to come to find my good friend

1351
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,559
Speaker 1: sam my dearest had put a stamp on the envelope

1352
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 1: the whole time. So I try to just use my

1353
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 1: fun your eyes how about that the next time? But

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01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,519
Speaker 1: it was a wild goose chase for stamps. And I

1355
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 1: just feel like, how come we can do email, we

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01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:11,680
Speaker 1: can have space satellites, and we still need stamps. I

1357
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 1: don't think that's one minute. Wow. It feels like we

1358
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:19,640
Speaker 1: can do incredible things in this world. Medicine has come

1359
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:22,679
Speaker 1: such a long way. I really think it has. There

1360
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:27,680
Speaker 1: has been so many advancements in technology. The one thing

1361
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,599
Speaker 1: we still need to do which doesn't make any sense,

1362
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 1: it's giving Pony Express, it's giving cassette tape, it's getting

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01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:39,320
Speaker 1: FM radio. Thank you King very much, agree, and its stamps.

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01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:43,799
Speaker 1: I would donate a million dollars to the US Postal

1365
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,760
Speaker 1: Service so that they could stay aflow and so that

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01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,880
Speaker 1: they can go no more stamps for you for the

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01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 1: rest of the year. I just feel like, why can't

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01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,120
Speaker 1: we just I'm really at a loss words, as you

1369
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,439
Speaker 1: can tell. But if you could have those stamps off

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01:15:56,479 --> 01:16:01,519
Speaker 1: of your your mail, would you? Absolutely? And I missed

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01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:04,120
Speaker 1: stamped something before and cut it off and taped it

1372
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:07,719
Speaker 1: onto another envelope because it's not even just that stamps

1373
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 1: are expensive, it's the journey you have to go through

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01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:16,200
Speaker 1: to get them. Yes, and in July a stamp will

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01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:20,640
Speaker 1: be sixty cents. I can't be right. What are you

1376
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: talking about? Get in here? Is this inflation in America?

1377
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:28,320
Speaker 1: In America? No way, dog dog, I'll be sending a

1378
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 1: Marco Polo? Thank you? Where did you hear that? It's true?

1379
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:34,160
Speaker 1: I read the article two days ago and I just

1380
01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:38,240
Speaker 1: looked it up again. Sixty cents starting July? What do

1381
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 1: they used to be? I think it was right? Oh

1382
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:44,679
Speaker 1: my god? What does the article say about the reasoning

1383
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 1: for this? The bad economy? And first stamp covers the

1384
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:51,640
Speaker 1: price of a one ounce letter doesn't say, oh, I

1385
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:56,639
Speaker 1: guess I'm not buying a house this here? Well? Maybe

1386
01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: how about how about this? Don't buy any stamps? Didn't

1387
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:08,920
Speaker 1: budget is all up? My stamp budget? All right, thanks Doug,

1388
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:12,120
Speaker 1: Thanks Doug. Um. Well that was that talking and I

1389
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:14,880
Speaker 1: will say things. Things really are getting more expensive. I

1390
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:17,200
Speaker 1: went down the street the other day and gas was seven.

1391
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:20,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know. You guys do it

1392
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:25,400
Speaker 1: over there and drive you. I do drive, and I

1393
01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: hate it. And then after I'm done driving in l A,

1394
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:32,120
Speaker 1: I like think about my drive and I get like

1395
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:35,120
Speaker 1: anxiety of like, oh my gosh, that was dangerous. I

1396
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:36,880
Speaker 1: did that or answered that text and I could have

1397
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:41,439
Speaker 1: run myself off the road. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's that's

1398
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:43,559
Speaker 1: why I have to. Like the other day, I was like,

1399
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 1: I had my phone in my hand and I was like, oh,

1400
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:48,280
Speaker 1: I have to fucking put this down. And it's not

1401
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:52,120
Speaker 1: like nothing needs my attention as much as the road. Also,

1402
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,920
Speaker 1: our commute to work was long as ship. It was

1403
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 1: very bad. Yeah you guys were where Studio City, Culver

1404
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 1: Culver City. Oh yeah, alright, well stamps not a fan? Now,

1405
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,679
Speaker 1: bon Yang? Do you have And I don't think so, honey,

1406
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:08,280
Speaker 1: that you'd like to do um? I think so I

1407
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,559
Speaker 1: just got and I just got. I keep getting these

1408
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:17,080
Speaker 1: notifications of like, hey, COVID was around you, okay, was

1409
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 1: already so by it was in me to me, all right,

1410
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 1: bon Yang, this is your I don't think so, honey,

1411
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 1: And your time starts now, I don't think so, honey,

1412
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:29,920
Speaker 1: reminding me of a web series I was a part of.

1413
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,559
Speaker 1: I didn't remember what the web series was. That was

1414
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:35,640
Speaker 1: just a dark time in all of our lives in

1415
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: the culture. It was a dark time in sort of

1416
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: content production. This was when we were all being lied

1417
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:45,799
Speaker 1: to and told that um engagement on Facebook was really

1418
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,600
Speaker 1: really amazing when no one was watching them, and so

1419
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,720
Speaker 1: what was it all for? Anyway? Maybe I learned a

1420
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:53,920
Speaker 1: thing or two about being on camera. I don't think

1421
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:57,160
Speaker 1: I learned that much. And now there's this permanent sort of,

1422
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:01,479
Speaker 1: you know, immortalization of my bad acting, and I don't

1423
01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:06,960
Speaker 1: want people to necessarily make any judgments on that. And gosh,

1424
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:12,080
Speaker 1: I really hope that we all fifteen stop posting them

1425
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:15,439
Speaker 1: at least or tagging me in in stories so that

1426
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:17,639
Speaker 1: I had to remember that I did a bad job

1427
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:22,640
Speaker 1: or did a terrible line read in summer. Um, I

1428
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Um me not coming in as

1429
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 1: a fully formed actor from day one, And that's a minute.

1430
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to um say, I hear you, my sister,

1431
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,720
Speaker 1: and I'm going to do exactly what you said not

1432
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,439
Speaker 1: to do and tell you that, you know what was

1433
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:41,000
Speaker 1: actually funny. But the web series that we did that

1434
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:44,240
Speaker 1: Mike Spence did, which was the Couple's Therapy, Couples Therapy,

1435
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 1: that was actually really fun I don't know, Spencer, my

1436
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,560
Speaker 1: my my partner and that with Spencer Novak, and he

1437
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,000
Speaker 1: was funny, but I was not. And my partner was

1438
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 1: one STUDI Green. First of all, that's a lie. You

1439
01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:59,280
Speaker 1: were so good now you and Studio were played a couple.

1440
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:03,200
Speaker 1: There was so Sudie and I played a couple that

1441
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:06,679
Speaker 1: you that met because they were Abcrombie models and then

1442
01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 1: and Sudie had Sudie had decided to not be a

1443
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:13,080
Speaker 1: model anymore and like pivot to like washing her body

1444
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: with like charcoal and stuff, like she became like a

1445
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,800
Speaker 1: vegan like or something like that. And she was so

1446
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:21,800
Speaker 1: funny and it but we were so dumb. But that

1447
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,439
Speaker 1: was actually funny. And sorry, but I I hear you,

1448
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,080
Speaker 1: my sister, I repeat, but I had to. I had

1449
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:30,639
Speaker 1: to bring that one up. I cringe. I cringe. It's humbling.

1450
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 1: Were you a part of web series culture? Yeah? Yeah

1451
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:39,000
Speaker 1: for sure. And you know what really always annoyed me

1452
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: is when people that were my peers were like starting

1453
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,800
Speaker 1: kickstarters for their web series and I'm like, so you

1454
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:47,880
Speaker 1: think you five dollars when I'm also trying to make one,

1455
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:51,600
Speaker 1: and like this is like really cringe ick thing that

1456
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,599
Speaker 1: people would do. There was this these three white, straight,

1457
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:58,000
Speaker 1: white guys that tried to do this web series and

1458
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,320
Speaker 1: I remember, like, you know, because it was like, if

1459
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 1: you donate this much, you'll get this. If you don't,

1460
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:05,000
Speaker 1: it was like, if you donate this much, we'll come

1461
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,000
Speaker 1: watch your improv show and give you notes. And I

1462
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, God, it's like every bad

1463
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 1: thing from that time wrapped up like what it was like,

1464
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:17,160
Speaker 1: if you do this, you can be a featured extra.

1465
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:21,599
Speaker 1: I was like, in your web series featured extra? What

1466
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 1: does that even me? I still don't know. The one

1467
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:26,640
Speaker 1: that gets me the most is one its It was

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01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,679
Speaker 1: it would be like and if you donate this much,

1469
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:31,920
Speaker 1: you can be an executive producer. And it's like, what

1470
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 1: the fund does that even mean? It's like it means

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01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:36,519
Speaker 1: I get like a title card in your web series

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01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,439
Speaker 1: viewed by sixty people. Well, I guess we were all

1473
01:21:39,479 --> 01:21:41,519
Speaker 1: trying our best. We were all trying our best. Yeah,

1474
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:43,960
Speaker 1: we were all trying our best. And also the part

1475
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 1: that scares me about my old work because like we

1476
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:50,479
Speaker 1: used to like record our improv shows and sometimes is

1477
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 1: that like when I first started comedy, I thought like

1478
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:58,000
Speaker 1: accent equals comedy. I think we all, we all would

1479
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,360
Speaker 1: be really shocked and jarred if we were to go

1480
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:03,120
Speaker 1: back in time and listen to the accidents that we like.

1481
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:05,360
Speaker 1: And also I think I was on a team with

1482
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:07,479
Speaker 1: a bunch of like against raight white men who just

1483
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,080
Speaker 1: came out there and talked, so I felt like I

1484
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:11,599
Speaker 1: needed to do so much. It would literally come out

1485
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:14,880
Speaker 1: there's like a hunched over Jamaican man. Yeah, and it's

1486
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:21,759
Speaker 1: like not not a great look, right, and oh God,

1487
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 1: like it's all contextualized by the circumstances whatever that means.

1488
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:31,240
Speaker 1: I'm speaking so generally and broadly anyway. I also think

1489
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 1: there was that there was that time in the beginning

1490
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,760
Speaker 1: when we were all doing comedy where it's like we're

1491
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 1: talking about accent work for gay men that exclusively meant

1492
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:41,400
Speaker 1: talking like a black woman, which which which I don't

1493
01:22:41,479 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 1: even think we realized was something that was insane to

1494
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:50,720
Speaker 1: do until like two were until two recently, And I

1495
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:52,479
Speaker 1: think about how many times I went out there and

1496
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:55,360
Speaker 1: did quote unquote gay voice. But if I really were

1497
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,559
Speaker 1: to think about it, it it was actually like, you know,

1498
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,439
Speaker 1: talking a black woman in a way that chills me

1499
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,559
Speaker 1: to my core, of course, and there was no one

1500
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 1: there to say anything, and I didn't know any better. No,

1501
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 1: we really didn't know any better. Also, my accents were bad.

1502
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:14,360
Speaker 1: They weren't even good accents. They like melded five different

1503
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 1: cultures into one. We couldn't afford an accident coach. No,

1504
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,040
Speaker 1: I did not have a dialect coach when I was

1505
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:23,960
Speaker 1: at Io. No, we couldn't afford lunch. They should hire

1506
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 1: every comedy theater if they return and choose to hire

1507
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:33,000
Speaker 1: dialect coach. Isn't it funny that they're gone most of them?

1508
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:37,320
Speaker 1: It's sad, It's crazy. All right, this is but do

1509
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,799
Speaker 1: you have a nine things? So, honey? I do? Okay,

1510
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 1: this is I don't think so honey, in her time

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01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:47,120
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. High fives, high

1512
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:52,240
Speaker 1: fiving the jarre end even. Do not high five me.

1513
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,680
Speaker 1: If you try to high five me, I'm going to

1514
01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:57,600
Speaker 1: like hold both my hands together in a fist and

1515
01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:59,840
Speaker 1: one may land on your person. I hate high five.

1516
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:03,800
Speaker 1: I've always hated high fives, even before we stopped like

1517
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:07,040
Speaker 1: touching hands during COVID, Like, I don't understand why. Like

1518
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:12,680
Speaker 1: palm to palm impact is like positive. We're like celebrating,

1519
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:16,879
Speaker 1: but hitting each other. It's violence. Also, palms are gross

1520
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:20,080
Speaker 1: and they're like the bottom of your feet. For hands,

1521
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:23,559
Speaker 1: they're sweaty, they're sticky, they're like so too soft. I'll

1522
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,839
Speaker 1: say it hurts. And now I've touched everything you touched.

1523
01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:29,599
Speaker 1: They're just like met for fingerprints, And like, what are

1524
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:32,040
Speaker 1: we Why are we teaching kids and dogs to high five?

1525
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:35,000
Speaker 1: Like what do you get out of it? Almost certainly

1526
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 1: if you're a significant other ever tries to high five,

1527
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:42,200
Speaker 1: you report them to the police. And that's one minute. Wow,

1528
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:44,360
Speaker 1: you're so right. I don't know what what? How did

1529
01:24:44,439 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 1: it happen? Yeah, we got to look into this. It's

1530
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:55,200
Speaker 1: bad dogs. Dogs. Dogs don't know what it means children dogs.

1531
01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:59,360
Speaker 1: Why I think it's cute when a dog puts pop

1532
01:24:59,479 --> 01:25:04,120
Speaker 1: to me. The dog doesn't know what okay, because he's

1533
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 1: a gentleman. It's formal. This dog don't wear shoes. Do

1534
01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:15,800
Speaker 1: you like that's so true? Do you like handshakes? Don't

1535
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:18,720
Speaker 1: love a handshake. Really don't love a fist bump, and

1536
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 1: I don't like this elbow thing we're doing that has

1537
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:26,720
Speaker 1: really risen in prominence and oh god no, and it's

1538
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:29,519
Speaker 1: odd because like my number one love language is physical touch,

1539
01:25:30,479 --> 01:25:33,920
Speaker 1: but not that physical touch. No, it's like give it

1540
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,880
Speaker 1: to me full or don't give it to me at all,

1541
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,640
Speaker 1: or not give me a full hug from behind, like

1542
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:45,559
Speaker 1: hip to hip, something grabbed my shoulders something, but don't

1543
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:50,800
Speaker 1: just like, oh no, no, jerk at me. And it's

1544
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:55,719
Speaker 1: too bro. This is too like bro. And also people

1545
01:25:55,760 --> 01:26:02,240
Speaker 1: don't like they especially when they're excited. It hurts you,

1546
01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:05,920
Speaker 1: honestly that you're so right about that, and I think

1547
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:10,400
Speaker 1: that it's it's really become. I don't know what it

1548
01:26:10,439 --> 01:26:12,760
Speaker 1: is when someone gives a really hard high five, because

1549
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,680
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna high five, I at least want to

1550
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:17,080
Speaker 1: feel like I did it successfully, and that means you

1551
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:21,080
Speaker 1: gotta clean crisp, you know what I mean. And that's

1552
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,360
Speaker 1: another thing about high five culture is if you miss

1553
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:26,000
Speaker 1: it or the high five is bad, it goes you

1554
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:32,640
Speaker 1: know what I mean, It's terrible. It's really terrible. It

1555
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:34,320
Speaker 1: can only be I've only done high fives as a

1556
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:37,840
Speaker 1: bit in the last year. I gotta say, I it's

1557
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:41,599
Speaker 1: just a bit like yeah, like yeah, brother, like that

1558
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:43,519
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, I love to high five a

1559
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:47,679
Speaker 1: straight guy and go all right, brother, here you go yo,

1560
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:50,840
Speaker 1: brother's sick day to day. Brother, Yeah, it's really good

1561
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:55,760
Speaker 1: to see you today, brother. Gross. Well, well listen, I

1562
01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:59,519
Speaker 1: think this wasn't a fabulous episode. I think I'm so

1563
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:04,679
Speaker 1: happy we talked about hagline. I hope you don't still

1564
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:07,720
Speaker 1: feel shamed. Oh no, not at all. Now. I'm like, yes,

1565
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:10,800
Speaker 1: whatever my parents want to do, Like my mom will

1566
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:12,600
Speaker 1: still have a lot at a garage still, which is

1567
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:15,280
Speaker 1: the place to do it, like exct place to do it.

1568
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,320
Speaker 1: She'll do that still. And I'm like, please, God, bless

1569
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,920
Speaker 1: Now I'm like whatever they want, like let them be

1570
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:24,200
Speaker 1: live your life. They've been through too much also, truly,

1571
01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:25,720
Speaker 1: And I'm not just saying this as a bit, like

1572
01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:28,880
Speaker 1: I know the anxiety that can come from like talking

1573
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:31,599
Speaker 1: to customer service and like all that stuff. So I

1574
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:33,760
Speaker 1: really will do it for you, oh my god, Like

1575
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:35,960
Speaker 1: I've done it for friends before because they have such

1576
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:39,080
Speaker 1: anxiety around it, Like I really will do it, or

1577
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,880
Speaker 1: like if we're at a restaurant, you might need to

1578
01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:44,519
Speaker 1: coach me through it. Yeah, because I here's the thing.

1579
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:46,559
Speaker 1: I know. I'm nice about it, and I don't make

1580
01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:48,439
Speaker 1: people feel bad when I do it, So that's why

1581
01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:51,479
Speaker 1: I don't mind doing it. Great, great, as long as

1582
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,880
Speaker 1: and you have a very kind voice too, very kind,

1583
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:57,960
Speaker 1: thank you, but kind, but like clear and like it's it.

1584
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:01,479
Speaker 1: People people understand what you're trying to say. They feel safe.

1585
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:04,000
Speaker 1: I think I kind of like talk around stuff too

1586
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,160
Speaker 1: much and people are like, what is he doing? But

1587
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,080
Speaker 1: I feel like with you there's a safety and I

1588
01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:10,680
Speaker 1: really really love that. I feel like every time you

1589
01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:13,040
Speaker 1: talk to you sound really intelligent, even if you're talking

1590
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:16,240
Speaker 1: about something like dumb. I don't think so. He has

1591
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,479
Speaker 1: a vast vocabulary. We're not doing that. It's one of

1592
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:24,400
Speaker 1: his It's one of his gorgeous traits. I will also say,

1593
01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:26,760
Speaker 1: I will also say, you know what's fun about and

1594
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,040
Speaker 1: we'll circle it back. But and I love that for you.

1595
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:33,720
Speaker 1: We often do hear your voice sort of disemblydic voice,

1596
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:37,839
Speaker 1: because because you're often speaking as the producer into the

1597
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:41,439
Speaker 1: ears of Joanna Gold played by Vanessa Bayer, and so often.

1598
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:43,760
Speaker 1: In fact, I just saw one of the new episodes,

1599
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:49,439
Speaker 1: and it's just a bit about like Joanna is selling

1600
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:51,880
Speaker 1: leatherette pants and you're like, and you don't say leather,

1601
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:55,320
Speaker 1: say leatherette, and she and Vanessa's on and she's like

1602
01:28:55,520 --> 01:28:57,559
Speaker 1: and the thing about leather pants, and you just go.

1603
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:04,920
Speaker 1: You just hear put on his voice go leatherette perfect.

1604
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,920
Speaker 1: And product names are like, what are the best parts

1605
01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:14,000
Speaker 1: of so funny? What was what was the place? Mats

1606
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:20,920
Speaker 1: by the by the by the time I was saying that,

1607
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,519
Speaker 1: like on camera, it had totally faded away from me

1608
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,200
Speaker 1: as something funny. And then when I watched the premiere,

1609
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,320
Speaker 1: like and I said, and we're gonna start your Monday

1610
01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:30,640
Speaker 1: five am with the Genine by Genine placements and tablescapes,

1611
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:33,519
Speaker 1: and I was like that sentence is insane, and people

1612
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:35,559
Speaker 1: were laughing at it, and I was like, oh, that's

1613
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:39,639
Speaker 1: it sounds completely forgotten. Yeah, you're like backyard grill things

1614
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:46,679
Speaker 1: into blasters, Tandy fit Woody blasters, Like what is that? Even?

1615
01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:49,120
Speaker 1: I want to buy it? I want to buy it.

1616
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:55,080
Speaker 1: They are price cutting the plai adelfon margarita makers and

1617
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:59,360
Speaker 1: also the bar in episode three is called stock Canteen.

1618
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:03,400
Speaker 1: Laughed at that at that establishing shot, don't it's talking

1619
01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:06,599
Speaker 1: and then they cut to like like you guys walking

1620
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,599
Speaker 1: in and it's just a neontime that has surveys down.

1621
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, so fun fact about that. That is the

1622
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 1: bar from the L word. We want to and they

1623
01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:19,160
Speaker 1: are decorated it or are directed it to be to

1624
01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:23,200
Speaker 1: be like a like a Mexican themed bars, the bar

1625
01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:26,600
Speaker 1: from the L word. Okay, And that's movie magic. And

1626
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:28,280
Speaker 1: if you want to see more of that and the

1627
01:30:28,479 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: magic that has put up his performance, you can stream

1628
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:34,320
Speaker 1: I Love That for you on Fridays on the Showtime

1629
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:40,880
Speaker 1: app or watch live Sundays at on Showtime. Oh my god,

1630
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:43,360
Speaker 1: thank you for knowing the info. I know all the

1631
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:46,160
Speaker 1: info in what a joy it is to have you

1632
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:49,599
Speaker 1: and what a glorious light you are. Ah, this has

1633
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:52,320
Speaker 1: been so so fun. I've been looking forward to this

1634
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:55,840
Speaker 1: for weeks and we had every episode with the song,

1635
01:30:56,840 --> 01:31:01,439
Speaker 1: and the song is have you had so lie? So

1636
01:31:03,479 --> 01:31:18,720
Speaker 1: you need my baby leave me? He would come all right,

1637
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:28,680
Speaker 1: hennywhere Hi Wow? So listen to that. Listen dude, never

1638
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:31,759
Speaker 1: Seen Never the album Fine Bye