Speaker 1: The Nicki Glaser Podcast Glaser Po. Here's Nikki.
Speaker 2: Hello, here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicki
Speaker 2: Glazer Podcast. It's Thursday for you. I'm in New York
Speaker 2: City at a photo shoot all day. That's not where
Speaker 2: I am now because it's not Thursday, but Thursday. That's
Speaker 2: where I will travel. This is time travel, it really is.
Speaker 2: Podcasting is time travel. But that's what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2: If you're listening to this on Thursday, I'm on set
Speaker 2: all day feeling awkward.
Speaker 3: Are you taking photos for.
Speaker 1: It's a magazine?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can even say that I'm doing,
Speaker 2: But it's an it's a magazine that is you would
Speaker 2: you would recognize the the name of it?
Speaker 1: Are you doing at the interview?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm doing an interview for this magazine and it
Speaker 2: also comes with a photos.
Speaker 3: Wait, I get it. I know what it is. I
Speaker 3: can guess, but is that allowed?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No guessing?
Speaker 3: Yes? Is it highlights? I wish you remember Highlights?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean what where where would highlights be without that
Speaker 3: game on the back cover?
Speaker 1: What was the game on the back cover?
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I think it was a fine search
Speaker 3: the search.
Speaker 2: Thing yeah, yeah, I love Disney Magazine. Oh I never
Speaker 2: remember little they were little Disney Adventures. Of course, yes
Speaker 2: they're little, and they were like your first foray into
Speaker 2: like an entertainment magazine for a child.
Speaker 1: I do you remember.
Speaker 2: I got Entertainment magazine at a very young age, probably
Speaker 2: sixth or seventh grade. I was obsessed with Entertainment magazine.
Speaker 2: And I got a call, uh asking me to do
Speaker 2: a survey about my experience as someone who subscribed to
Speaker 2: Entertainment magazine. And they were interviewing a seventh grader and
Speaker 2: they asked me, what features do you want more of?
Speaker 2: And I said, celebrities like out and about in their
Speaker 2: normal lives. We want we want more like red, like
Speaker 2: the car, not the red carpet stuff, but more like
Speaker 2: them walking like I was on top of what. Yes,
Speaker 2: I want are just like us. I want us US
Speaker 2: magazine like. I want celebrities to be taken down and stalked.
Speaker 2: I don't want them to be applauded and in these
Speaker 2: fake scenarios where they always seem perfect.
Speaker 1: I want the real dirt. I want to feel.
Speaker 2: Connected to my celebrity that I could maybe be one someday.
Speaker 3: I connected that that undercurrent of calling it us Weekly
Speaker 3: is trying to like take these celebrities and bring them
Speaker 3: down into they're just us because at the whole point
Speaker 3: of the magazine is to show them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to continue our conversation from the last episode, this
Speaker 2: like celebrities are like when you're in the same room
Speaker 2: as a celebrity, a shiny person, it is nice to
Speaker 2: remind yourself they're just they like took a dump today,
Speaker 2: and they only are just talented at a thing that
Speaker 2: makes people money. That's the only thing that makes them special.
Speaker 2: Otherwise they're really the same.
Speaker 4: I will disagree, huh, really disagree finger only because they
Speaker 4: are not like us, Because I do feel like when
Speaker 4: they get to that celebrity status, their whole perception of
Speaker 4: reality is like completely different. And it's what we were
Speaker 4: talking about where everyone's nice to them. They never have
Speaker 4: to really lift a finger. They get stuff for free.
Speaker 3: Yes, you have a support staff around you, yea, which
Speaker 3: is not you.
Speaker 2: Look amazing all the time all the time. I've never
Speaker 2: not looked amazing to everyone who works for me. I
Speaker 2: always look like sometimes it'll be like maybe.
Speaker 1: Not those boots, but.
Speaker 2: Like that's the most criticism I'll ever get from someone.
Speaker 1: Who is on my payroll.
Speaker 3: Maybe not those boots.
Speaker 2: That's pretty harsh, and I cry and I fire them
Speaker 2: immediately because I go, what do you mean not these boots?
Speaker 1: I am wearing them, thus they must be perfect.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: And that's why I appreciate people.
Speaker 2: Like Emily gen z m working for me, because she
Speaker 2: we have such a good friendship that I honestly, even
Speaker 2: though she does look up to me, she does work
Speaker 2: for me. She's been able to be like, girl, let's
Speaker 2: not do that. Like we're like, you're better than that,
Speaker 2: like her old stances, You're better than that.
Speaker 1: So it's a compliment.
Speaker 3: We're also been established that she's a huge fan of you.
Speaker 3: It's like if that, if you didn't have that foundation
Speaker 3: of respect, she's a judgment.
Speaker 1: Would she wants you to succeed?
Speaker 2: She yes, absolutely so today I actually sent her. We
Speaker 2: posted new tour dates, new tour dates up right now
Speaker 2: tons new Morelauderdale like, lots and lots of dates added
Speaker 2: and more dates are coming. And I got so many
Speaker 2: messages from comedians that are jealous of my tour schedule.
Speaker 1: It was so funny.
Speaker 2: I woke up from a nap and during that nap,
Speaker 2: my tour schedule got posted, and I got dms and
Speaker 2: messages from comedians who are big that are like, I'm
Speaker 2: so jealous of your tor sked and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't have a light, like I understand looking at at
Speaker 2: my torch schedule being like, wow, she's killing it because
Speaker 2: I am. But I that is that is so much
Speaker 2: work and I don't have a life when that's going on,
Speaker 2: and everyone needs to remember that. But it was just
Speaker 2: interesting to me. I was just like, then, you guys,
Speaker 2: go do this.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't.
Speaker 2: I literally didn't do anything to get it. I just
Speaker 2: said yes to everything, like I wasn't like I.
Speaker 1: Want to go here, and I want to go here, and.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm gonna do, Like I'm not a
Speaker 2: type of person that like has goals like that of
Speaker 2: like and then we're gonna go there and we're like,
Speaker 2: it's just that's just you just say yes. So I
Speaker 2: was kind of perplexed at this, like what the fuck.
Speaker 1: You have so many dates? How are you doing this?
Speaker 2: And it was like I don't, I don't know. The
Speaker 2: demand is high. That's me being not modest. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess people just love me. That's not at all
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. But I just the people that wrote
Speaker 2: me have more demand than I do. And I was like, you,
Speaker 2: but you chose to have a family that you need
Speaker 2: to be there for. I don't have that. I literally
Speaker 2: wrote to this person, I go, but you have dozens
Speaker 2: and dozens of millions of more dollars than I do,
Speaker 2: so you deserve time off.
Speaker 1: I don't have that luxury. The world is ending.
Speaker 2: I need to figure out a plan for when entertainment
Speaker 2: stops and I.
Speaker 3: Which is probably pretty soon, honestly, five.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2: I think it's it's the next five to ten years.
Speaker 2: I'm saying yes to everything I am. It's a cash
Speaker 2: grab for me. Not because I want new go yard bags, Emily,
Speaker 2: It's because I want go bags to stuff with flares
Speaker 2: and flint and jerky and other and gauze other survivals things.
Speaker 3: You're the most important water waterfiltration, water filtration number one
Speaker 3: in an apocalypse situation that we worth see.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, of course, it is. Yes, you're right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: after three days you die with no water.
Speaker 2: And what's the tablets that you can take and kill
Speaker 2: yourself with?
Speaker 1: Well, some guy might come in the most important part
Speaker 1: of the most.
Speaker 3: Important thing is a gun, because you can just shoot
Speaker 3: the person with the water filtration thing and take it.
Speaker 1: Oh, and that will be happening a lot.
Speaker 2: And I, unlike Kamala Harris, would not know what to
Speaker 2: do with a glock and have no desire to.
Speaker 1: I would rather be shot than shoot somebody.
Speaker 3: Not as much as I get that water. What they've
Speaker 3: done studies about this about people assume like I study
Speaker 3: a lot, I watch a lot of zombie movies because
Speaker 3: I love zombie movies. And there is like this new
Speaker 3: era of zombie movies where as soon as the apocalypse happens,
Speaker 3: everyone just starts killing each other and the world becomes
Speaker 3: roving gangs of criminals.
Speaker 2: But it's actually we could we get together and we
Speaker 2: like help each other.
Speaker 3: Exactly historically until things really fall apart, like and it's
Speaker 3: been months and months and months, the only people who
Speaker 3: survive are the ones who are criminals. At the beginning
Speaker 3: of every crisis, everyone is nicer to each other. Like
Speaker 3: think about New York City nine the day after nine
Speaker 3: to eleven, people weren't like running around looting. They were like,
Speaker 3: there was the nicest time ever in New York twelve.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Need another one of those. No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But it did create even like you know, the natural
Speaker 2: disasters that are going on, like people come together.
Speaker 1: It's it really is sweet and it's it's sorry that
Speaker 1: it takes that. But yeah, that's that's my point of working. Sort.
Speaker 2: I'm just I want to coast at some point, or
Speaker 2: I just want to I just want to get as
Speaker 2: much as possible.
Speaker 3: You need to get a compound.
Speaker 2: I just can't buy a three thousand dollars bag. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna do it, Emily, I don't care what you say.
Speaker 2: I literally can't do it.
Speaker 1: Am I to think about that go outer bag.
Speaker 2: When I'm trying to cut it up and eat it
Speaker 2: and be like, can I eat this leather during the apocalypse,
Speaker 2: I'll be so mad at this expensive dyed leather that
Speaker 2: I can't eat.
Speaker 1: Would you say no, so am I? He's encouraging you
Speaker 1: to buy a designer bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's just a good statement piece. It looks chic,
Speaker 2: it's it's a good looking purse. But to me, it
Speaker 2: is just a way to let people know that you
Speaker 2: have money. And I know that there's a lot of
Speaker 2: stuff like that, but like that's why in France no
Speaker 2: one wears labels, like Louis Vuitton is a French company,
Speaker 2: and no one in France. I don't want to say
Speaker 2: no one, but I've heard French people who are no
Speaker 2: fashion do not wear labels because they.
Speaker 1: Think it's tacky.
Speaker 3: It's tacky. America love showing off their wealth. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean yeah, that's also gas Pard. I don't know what
Speaker 3: that means. Actually that's just a name. Well it's a
Speaker 3: cool name, but it feels like uniquely American, or at
Speaker 3: least we established this that like you need to show
Speaker 3: off the brands. If you just show off, you have
Speaker 3: to have a fancy card just to show people you
Speaker 3: have a lot of money. In fact, it bleeds down
Speaker 3: to even like inexpensive things, like things that are branded
Speaker 3: to seem expensive when they're not even like this is
Speaker 3: not that expensive, but it's branded like it's a fancy car,
Speaker 3: and so people poor people, not poor, but middle class
Speaker 3: people buy lexuses to be like, look I have money.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You just reminded me.
Speaker 2: I got asked to do a voiceover audition for a
Speaker 2: luxury car company, and I really want to do it.
Speaker 1: Where is it? When is it. Do Jesus please corrut God.
Speaker 3: A luxury car company. Can we guess?
Speaker 4: Is it you always want to kiss?
Speaker 3: I want to know what it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's it's it's high times. When
Speaker 1: would this be due? Is it a car that you
Speaker 1: would drive?
Speaker 3: Has it been a has it been in a?
Speaker 1: Is it Thursday October tenth?
Speaker 2: Yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: This podcast?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 1: But not in time? Okay?
Speaker 2: Sweet? A couple of days back and and learn how
Speaker 2: to talk about a car like it's a fucking uh
Speaker 2: you know, van go pain you're basically on literally yes,
Speaker 2: like it is a newborn child I just birthed, And
Speaker 2: is it is the second coming of Christ? That this
Speaker 2: new suv hybrid that's literally the tone is so funny.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, oh, you know what, I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: this voiceover, like the joke version of this, Like that's
Speaker 2: the way it's because.
Speaker 3: All that is is sincerity.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all so allergic to sincerity that we can't
Speaker 3: even imagine doing it that even the.
Speaker 2: Serious Can I tell you, like the the the kind
Speaker 2: of notes they give for this.
Speaker 1: Sure, is this going to compromise the job?
Speaker 2: No? I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Tone of the spot is playful and Rye. I like Rye.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Most people probably have to google that word. And then
Speaker 2: the there's another one. Tone of the spot is assertive
Speaker 2: and proud. Tone of the spot is proud. But this
Speaker 2: is a good one. These are so each spot has
Speaker 2: a different tone, and there's like a script and it's
Speaker 2: you know, the script is like a couple of sentences.
Speaker 2: So the first one playful and Rye. Okay, let me
Speaker 2: do playful and Rye. Give me a sentence The fox
Speaker 2: jumped over the lazy dog? Is that the one that
Speaker 2: people type in that? Okay, this is playful and ride
Speaker 2: the fuck? Wait, the fox jumped over the lazy dog. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's playful and Rye.
Speaker 3: In this spot, is it supposed to be like you
Speaker 3: as Nikki Glazer or is it supposed to be just
Speaker 3: like your auditioning.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be I mean, obviously they they ask
Speaker 2: for me to auditions, so I think it's one of
Speaker 2: those things where they want a celebrity's voice where people go,
Speaker 2: I recognize that voice. I respect that voice. Who is that?
Speaker 2: Was that John Hamm?
Speaker 1: Was that that guy from us?
Speaker 2: And L like the Buffalo Wild wings. Buffalo is what's
Speaker 2: his name? From SNL and you recognize it? You go,
Speaker 2: I know this voice, but what is it?
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 2: Okay, assertive and proud. The fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Speaker 2: I'm like, proud of the fox. Okay, and then next
Speaker 2: one is proud but not over the top. The fox
Speaker 2: jumped over the lazy dog.
Speaker 1: Oh I like it.
Speaker 2: Well, they're all you, they're all different. Thank you so much,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: It's a crapshoot. I love voice it on makeup, but
Speaker 2: that'll be fun, I got. I'm so glad you brought
Speaker 2: that up. Like luxury cars though, Yeah, this driving the
Speaker 2: Mercedes that I drive, I feel like I told you,
Speaker 2: I feel like I get more respect everywhere I go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so old that your other car was. You
Speaker 3: weren't getting respect with your other car because it was
Speaker 3: like a shockingly crappy car.
Speaker 1: But it okay, here's the thing. It worked.
Speaker 2: It was safe, it never broke down, so no one
Speaker 2: should be judging me for it. Like if it's you
Speaker 2: shouldn't think I'm a better person because I drive an
Speaker 2: expensive car, and I don't.
Speaker 4: Think anyone was judging you, but because it was oh,
Speaker 4: f car, it wasn't like like your choice, like your.
Speaker 1: No, I understand taste.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to. Yeah, if you were writing
Speaker 3: a scene in a movie where you wanted to introduce
Speaker 3: like an interesting moment for a character who has a
Speaker 3: lot of money, but you wanted to make it interesting,
Speaker 3: you'd have them come out of a car like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're like, what's going on with this person?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's I liked being that person for a while, and
Speaker 2: I'm still that person. I still dress like that, and
Speaker 2: I'm not getting a go yard bag.
Speaker 1: I'll get a fake go yard bag. Sign me up.
Speaker 2: I don't care, but I'm not spending three thousand dollars
Speaker 2: on a handbag people know is three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Because that is the only reason you get is so
Speaker 1: that someone.
Speaker 2: Goes, ooh, she has three thousand dollars to spend, she
Speaker 2: must be better than me, and I want to be
Speaker 2: friends with her, because when people want to be friends
Speaker 2: with you because you have money, disgusting, and everyone who
Speaker 2: has money needs to look into their life and make
Speaker 2: sure like That's why I really liked this weekend. I
Speaker 2: was in Kansas City and around Travis Kelcey's like group
Speaker 2: of people and everyone in his life like everyone I
Speaker 2: met has known Travis for like twelve years. And I'm
Speaker 2: like good guy, alert, right, like wholesome keeping, like I
Speaker 2: love when I meet celebrities who they're entourage is a
Speaker 2: bunch of people that are not that that were there
Speaker 2: in the beginning. And it doesn't always have to me
Speaker 2: that way. It's not like no new friends, but it's
Speaker 2: just it says a lot about someone. And that's why
Speaker 2: I keep mine around so people think I'm humble.
Speaker 1: My strategic.
Speaker 3: Friends monthly to stay around.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I had a great weekend in Kansas City with I
Speaker 2: went to see Kirston and I also started comedy in
Speaker 2: Kansas City. I went to KU like Kansas City. I've
Speaker 2: lived there a lot. I lost my virginity in downtown
Speaker 2: camp I to a guy who will you know, uh,
Speaker 2: will remain nameless. I I auditioned for last Comic Standing
Speaker 2: out of Kansas in Chicago, but with uh, you know,
Speaker 2: I got on TV for the first time I.
Speaker 1: Was in Kansas City.
Speaker 2: I yeah, I fell in love for the first time
Speaker 2: in Kansas City.
Speaker 1: A lot of things.
Speaker 2: Happened in Kansas City, and I love it, and going
Speaker 2: back is awesome, and that city fucking rules. It's so
Speaker 2: good because you compare it to Saint Louis because it's
Speaker 2: like on the other side of Missouri. If you don't know,
Speaker 2: if you, if you, if you folded Missouri in half,
Speaker 2: Kansas City and Missouri would kiss because they're literally on
Speaker 2: the opposite sides, same like, same latitude.
Speaker 3: I guess, so Kansas City is superior to.
Speaker 1: Dude, no offense, Saint Louis. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: But like even Chris, who is like the biggest Saint
Speaker 2: Louis fan, was like, I go, babe, it's not even
Speaker 2: a competition. Kansas City fucking nails it. They've got all
Speaker 2: these cool districts, all these like there's just their stadium
Speaker 2: is amazing. They have an opera house that I saw
Speaker 2: that was incredible. They have the plaza they have I mean,
Speaker 2: I just it's just the airport is gorgeous. They have
Speaker 2: a baseball team and a football team that are both
Speaker 2: the Royals or did well.
Speaker 1: Last night in the playoffs.
Speaker 2: I was at the Chiefs game and during the Chiefs game,
Speaker 2: they started screaming for no reason, and I go, what's happening?
Speaker 2: And it was because the Royals had just won a game,
Speaker 2: and it's like this town just.
Speaker 1: Because I want to go to Kansas City, the.
Speaker 3: Royals famously royal. I don't think the Royals have ever won.
Speaker 2: Yes they did.
Speaker 1: They won the World Series ten years ago.
Speaker 2: Oh god, really, Yeah, and that's when the city kind of,
Speaker 2: like at least I've heard, kind of turned around and
Speaker 2: really became what it is today.
Speaker 1: But it is thry thing and and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to my first Chiefs home gowns the
Speaker 2: Chiefs game last week.
Speaker 1: And it was so fun.
Speaker 2: And I love understanding football now, I fuck like, you
Speaker 2: get it. Do you know what it feels like? I
Speaker 2: told Chris, I was like, it feels like And I
Speaker 2: did post something in my story where something happened on
Speaker 2: the field and I turned to Chris and I go,
Speaker 2: what just happened? And it was a very obvious tackle,
Speaker 2: and I was being funny.
Speaker 1: I knew what was happening.
Speaker 2: I understand football probably four hundred percent more than I
Speaker 2: ever did. I used to watch I don't even know
Speaker 2: what I did at football games. I understood literally none
Speaker 2: of it, which, by the way, in the show, nobody
Speaker 2: wants this. They also talk about how they don't know anything. No, no, no, sorry,
Speaker 2: it wasn't that. Jackie Tone and Chris and Bell are
Speaker 2: best friends. They're both on the show, but they're best
Speaker 2: friends in real life. And they were doing an interview
Speaker 2: about like what would be the worst Jeopardy category, and
Speaker 2: Chris and Bell said sports and they both were like,
Speaker 2: we don't know football at all at all. And it
Speaker 2: made me feel so good. But I'm not with them
Speaker 2: any more. Girls, Sorry, I left you behind. I understand
Speaker 2: it now.
Speaker 3: Didn't dat that long.
Speaker 1: It did for me. I gotta say Brian.
Speaker 2: For me as someone who when I try, I kind
Speaker 2: of kind of get things pretty quickly, it was. It
Speaker 2: was a struggle. It was like learning a new language.
Speaker 2: And I am still in like Spanish two on it,
Speaker 2: but I can. I can figure some stuff out. But
Speaker 2: I will say I learned yesterday. If the ball hits
Speaker 2: the ground, it's done. I thought it could bounce and
Speaker 2: then someone could catch it and run. You know, there's
Speaker 2: little things that pop up that are like very well
Speaker 2: known that I'm like, oh I did I still didn't
Speaker 2: know that?
Speaker 3: Right? That's true in rugby, though, it's another confusing Okay,
Speaker 3: big hit the ground, you can still keep moving.
Speaker 1: But I loved it. It's like you know, you know
Speaker 1: when you realize.
Speaker 2: I remember looking at my mom's cursive handwriting and going
Speaker 2: like when I before I could read, and going, what
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I like the look
Speaker 2: of it, but I don't know what it is. And
Speaker 2: then one day you learn and it all of a
Speaker 2: sudden you can read it. And that's how football felt
Speaker 2: to me. It was like this thing that I could
Speaker 2: look at and it was pretty to look at or interesting,
Speaker 2: but there was no comprehension. It really felt like I
Speaker 2: just learn to read and all and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I'm like understanding most of what's happening.
Speaker 1: It was like it was so fucking fun to like
Speaker 1: no wind to.
Speaker 2: Cheer, and I like, I know last week I said
Speaker 2: I wasn't really sure winded cheer. I am like locked
Speaker 2: into wind to cheer.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Now. Here's the only thing I can't. When you are
Speaker 2: watching a game on the field and Brian you can
Speaker 2: talk to this, you don't really know sometimes if they've
Speaker 2: made first down because it's like right on the edge
Speaker 2: and you can the angle you're watching from on the
Speaker 2: field can it can be hard to see if the
Speaker 2: even we were like right next to the field goal,
Speaker 2: parallel with it, so we couldn't tell.
Speaker 1: To me, it looked like they made.
Speaker 3: Every field goal right.
Speaker 2: You were in the area, yes, yes, which is awesome
Speaker 2: when something cool happened down there, I think ideal area,
Speaker 2: but like when anything was happening on the other side
Speaker 2: of the field, I just I really couldn't understand it.
Speaker 2: But boy, it was so much fun. And Chiefs fans
Speaker 2: are wild. They do a chant that I couldn't really
Speaker 2: join it on because I don't know if it's I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be canceled if I'm photographed doing it, But that
Speaker 2: is beside the point. I don't know if they're not
Speaker 2: they're definitely not encouraging them to do the tomahawk chop,
Speaker 2: but it's not being there's no like, you know, sign
Speaker 2: being like tomahawk chop, but there's no like, we're not
Speaker 2: doing this anymore. Everyone ring the chant.
Speaker 3: They're one of the few teams that just kind of
Speaker 3: maintain their Native American status without anyone questioning it at all. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because their logo is an arrowhead, it's not a head,
Speaker 3: it's not literal, and their mascot.
Speaker 2: Is a gay wolf, is a androgyis it's not even gay,
Speaker 2: he's like a sexual and he's like the guy that's furry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like a furry. It's a really strange mascot. And
Speaker 2: so yes, but I did see a white man in
Speaker 2: a full Indian headdress and was like, oh, it's nice
Speaker 2: to be back in two thousand and four the last
Speaker 2: time that was okay to do. I was just like,
Speaker 2: it almost felt uh yeah. And then if you pause
Speaker 2: everyone doing the tomahawk shop at the right time and
Speaker 2: everyone's doing it simultaneously.
Speaker 3: Back to nineteen forty two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. I kept trying to get it to
Speaker 1: show Chris to be like, look at this, look at
Speaker 1: this group of people.
Speaker 2: All just lest white, mostly white.
Speaker 1: But it was.
Speaker 2: It was so fun And maybe more on that after
Speaker 2: the break.
Speaker 1: After this.
Speaker 2: Giha Stadium is where so I heard Joe say g
Speaker 2: e h a he likes spent. What they're calling it, yeah,
Speaker 2: they they that's what I heard last night is g
Speaker 2: e h a h.
Speaker 1: But it is.
Speaker 3: Beha gay ha yeah gay buck. Fun fact about Joe Buck.
Speaker 3: He went to Indiana University and he's a Hoosiers fan,
Speaker 3: and I went to Indiana University. I really didn't know
Speaker 3: that until last night because during the broad cast, Troy
Speaker 3: Aikman said that he's excited to see the Hoosiers because
Speaker 3: the Indiana football Hoosiers are six and oh, which that's
Speaker 3: the first time I think they've ever been six to oh.
Speaker 3: They're actually good, they're ranked. It's it's a miracle. They've
Speaker 3: never been good at football. And Joe Buck and Troy
Speaker 3: Aikman gave him a shout out last night during the
Speaker 3: broadcast because Joe Buck's in Indiana Hoosier.
Speaker 2: Well, Joe Buck is a friend of mine, as you
Speaker 2: may or may not know, and he he's the guy
Speaker 2: that gave me my sorry, I'm having acid reflex. I
Speaker 2: might need Joe Buck again because he gave me my
Speaker 2: throat surgeon. He hooked me up with doctor ze Tells,
Speaker 2: who you know. Joe had a hair transplant and had
Speaker 2: like a tube down his throat during the procedure and
Speaker 2: it damaged his vocal cord. I remember this, and so
Speaker 2: doctor ze Tell's uh was the one that remedied it.
Speaker 2: And then Joe Buck also, I recently wrote him because
Speaker 2: whenever I'm in sant you know, in Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: If you want the best of something.
Speaker 2: Like, it's hard to like the coasts get people that
Speaker 2: are like, I'm the best at what I do. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go to the coast to make the most money
Speaker 2: doing this thing. And then I think a lot of
Speaker 2: times in the Midwest, yeah, it's like, be good. There
Speaker 2: are great, great talented people in the Midwest. I e
Speaker 2: myself that have stayed, but they're harder to find. So
Speaker 2: I just go to Joe Buck and I go, hey,
Speaker 2: who's a good makeup person, who's.
Speaker 1: A good stylist. Who have you used?
Speaker 2: Who's a good bodywork guy? So he sent my mom
Speaker 2: to a nice body work specialist.
Speaker 1: But Joe Buck is one of the nicest guys. I
Speaker 1: love him so much.
Speaker 2: He's so funny, and uh yeah, I love hearing him
Speaker 2: on Monday night football.
Speaker 1: His voice is soothing to me.
Speaker 2: He uh, he's He's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: And and uh, so you watched the game last night?
Speaker 3: Of course? Yeah, I watched all the games.
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy it? Were you? Did you any good
Speaker 1: moments for you? While I talk about the game.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you noticed, but I saw the
Speaker 2: game and I could talk about This is the first
Speaker 2: time I've ever been to be like I could talk
Speaker 2: about plays and stuff.
Speaker 3: I put a ladder on Rashid Shahid, which a ladder
Speaker 3: is a betting term where you can bet that you
Speaker 3: placed like many different bets climbing a ladder of stats. So,
Speaker 3: for example, for Rashid Shihid, the stats started at forty
Speaker 3: seven receiving yards. He places a bet that'll hit forty
Speaker 3: seven receiving yards, and you place another bet they'll get
Speaker 3: fifty seven, then another one that'll get sixty seven, then
Speaker 3: another one that'll get seventy seven. So if he keeps
Speaker 3: doing amazingly well, you just keep winning over and over
Speaker 3: and over again.
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 3: So I did that, and okay, did amazingly well.
Speaker 2: I didn't even hear his name even once or notice
Speaker 2: that he did anything, so maybe I can't talk about it.
Speaker 3: He caught that touchdown pass, that long touchdown pass that
Speaker 3: he's on the side that was exciting. He caught that
Speaker 3: long touchdown pass.
Speaker 2: That was pretty impressive. It is It's very interesting, you know,
Speaker 2: Like I know this is dumb observation to a dumb
Speaker 2: observation to make, but like the Saints obviously were maybe
Speaker 2: one percent of the crowd two percent of the crowd.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he can't beat out that she fans.
Speaker 1: I mean, no, no, no, there, it's insane.
Speaker 2: But so the Saints would do like something amazing, right
Speaker 2: that if the Chiefs did it the place, the fireworks
Speaker 2: would go off. But then the Saints do it and
Speaker 2: it's dead silent, and I'm like, but can't I still
Speaker 2: want to celebrate the feat of athleticism I just saw
Speaker 2: even as a Chiefs fan. Is that a weird impulse
Speaker 2: to have that? Like when the other team does something
Speaker 2: that you're just still you still want to be like, well,
Speaker 2: good job, well that.
Speaker 3: Was I know it's particularly amazing, like some one handed
Speaker 3: catch or something, but like most of you just anger, Okay,
Speaker 3: how did he let how did your defense let him
Speaker 3: do that? How is he? Like it's almost like disbelief,
Speaker 3: like I can't believe he caught them?
Speaker 1: Okay, football question?
Speaker 2: Do you when you're rooting for a team, isn't it
Speaker 2: less exciting when they are playing defense?
Speaker 1: Or is it equally exciting?
Speaker 2: And I'm just missing something because for me, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I just want to get points.
Speaker 3: I think for most people they would say it's offense
Speaker 3: is more exciting.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, good, But if.
Speaker 3: You're winning and you just need to like dominate the
Speaker 3: other team and not let them score, it's kind of exciting.
Speaker 3: But so here's the most interesting thing that happened in
Speaker 3: the game last night and Taylor Swift related. So do
Speaker 3: you remember the Saint the big fat defenses?
Speaker 1: I love this details.
Speaker 3: Little detail. So a guy like that never ever touches
Speaker 3: the football like that and gets to run with it.
Speaker 3: And so he caught a deflected interception. He ran down
Speaker 3: the field. It was like tipped, like someone hit someone's
Speaker 3: hand and then flew up in the air and then
Speaker 3: laying it in his lap. That guy, First of all,
Speaker 3: he used to be a Chief.
Speaker 1: He used to be a Chief, that's right.
Speaker 3: But second of all, do you want to play?
Speaker 2: Second of all, he is the brother of Tom Saunders,
Speaker 2: who is Taylor Swift's probably most iconic.
Speaker 1: Dancer on Ara's tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Tom or Cam I believe it's com is
Speaker 2: from Saint Louis.
Speaker 3: Wow, I didn't know that, which.
Speaker 1: Is also cool.
Speaker 2: But so Tom is brothers with the guy that used
Speaker 2: to play on the Chiefs that the Chiefs are now playing.
Speaker 2: So Tom was there at the game and that was
Speaker 2: so cool, and his brother had like ran the ball
Speaker 2: as a defense.
Speaker 3: He's a defensive guy. He never touches the ball. Apparently
Speaker 3: in high school he played running back also, so he
Speaker 3: was actually a great as fuck. Yeah, so he carried
Speaker 3: the ball. Troy Aikman was celebrating how good he was
Speaker 3: at actually holding the ball, because as a defensive player,
Speaker 3: you're not known to be able to hold the ball.
Speaker 3: Usually you play defense because you can't catch and you
Speaker 3: can't carry the ball. But you're fast and you're.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're like me with a baby.
Speaker 2: It's just a little bit awkward, don't know what to
Speaker 2: do with it. And people comment if you're good at
Speaker 2: it at all.
Speaker 3: Right, you're better at defense on when it comes to baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I turned Chris on at one point because there was
Speaker 2: a whistle blown right before the play and he goes,
Speaker 2: what is that?
Speaker 1: I go fall start and he was just like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And I didn't think that was that impressive
Speaker 2: because I just know that if the whistle's blown before
Speaker 2: anything happens, it's always a false start.
Speaker 3: I've just like picked up Okay, I A I have
Speaker 3: a real hack for you. This is this is a
Speaker 3: real hack. I don't even want to say it because
Speaker 3: I feel like I impress people with this sometimes and
Speaker 3: now they're gonna know my secret. Okay, okay, but this
Speaker 3: is not It's not some it's a well known secret.
Speaker 3: You can tell fifty percent of the time what penalty
Speaker 3: is about to be called by the refs based on
Speaker 3: where the flag was thrown. Okay, so if the flag
Speaker 3: was thrown, like if you you start the line of
Speaker 3: scrimmage where the ball starts, and then if you go
Speaker 3: thirty yards down, if a flag is thrown thirty yards down,
Speaker 3: nine times out of ten, that's going to be past interference.
Speaker 3: So because just because of where the.
Speaker 2: Flag was, I'm sorry, isn't the idea of football to
Speaker 2: interfere with a pass?
Speaker 1: Why is that a penalty? I don't even.
Speaker 3: Interfere with the past, but not with the person trying
Speaker 3: to cat the past.
Speaker 2: Oh so it just means say, like, then what's holding?
Speaker 2: Is that a type of pass interference?
Speaker 3: Yes, it can be, and that could also be defensive
Speaker 3: or offensive.
Speaker 2: This is always an answer to football. It can be like,
Speaker 2: oh god, is it just yes or no? Well oftentimes
Speaker 2: but not always.
Speaker 3: So watch for where that flag is thrown, flag is
Speaker 3: thrown behind the line of scrimmage, it's almost always holding.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: If the flag is thrown right at the line of scrimmage,
Speaker 3: it's usually a false start. If the flag is thrown
Speaker 3: and it lands. If the flag is thrown after the
Speaker 3: play ends and it's somewhere that the cameras weren't even seen,
Speaker 3: it's almost always a personal foul for like doing something
Speaker 3: like punching someone in the face or something like So
Speaker 3: if you just watch, start watching where the flags are thrown.
Speaker 2: Throwing a flag on this conversation, okay, but I get
Speaker 2: what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Start watching where and.
Speaker 3: Where the penalty is, and you'll you'll know, you'll start
Speaker 3: to be able to say what the penalty is before
Speaker 3: the ref says it.
Speaker 1: It's so fun.
Speaker 2: I just, you know, I think I'm sorry to talk
Speaker 2: about football so much, but I hope that besties can relate,
Speaker 2: and I hope that everyone out there kind of forces
Speaker 2: yourself to maybe get into something that you were always
Speaker 2: really like. I don't it's not for me, but you
Speaker 2: had a kind of like people in your life like it,
Speaker 2: but you always sit out the conversations, force yourself to
Speaker 2: try to get it because when you do. And it
Speaker 2: took me literally a year, you guys, it's been a
Speaker 2: year of trying to understand football.
Speaker 1: Chris bought me a board with the Magnets.
Speaker 2: I've been watching YouTube videos and it's been slow, but
Speaker 2: it's finally here. And I had a fucking blast at
Speaker 2: this game understanding, not even needing to, Like, I have
Speaker 2: never once stood at a football game and wanted to.
Speaker 2: I only did it because everyone else was. I've never
Speaker 2: once given a fuck about anything that happens at a
Speaker 2: football game because I don't care. I do, I'm not
Speaker 2: rooting for a team. And it was so it's just
Speaker 2: so exciting to care about something and it really is.
Speaker 2: I really implore people to like.
Speaker 1: Open your minds and it really Oh.
Speaker 2: I was talking to a woman yesterday who is a
Speaker 2: talent manager shout out to Jen. I met her and
Speaker 2: she was a woman definitely older than me. I don't
Speaker 2: know how old she was. Yeah, she like it works
Speaker 2: with talent, talent, bookting, talent stuff. And she was talking about, Oh,
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to do this thing and entertainment agent.
Speaker 2: She's like, I think it would be a good agent
Speaker 2: and I go do it. And she's like, ah, I'm
Speaker 2: too old, and I go, here's the thing about this
Speaker 2: old thing. You're never too old. All you need really
Speaker 2: is the passion of a young person and the energy
Speaker 2: of a young person, which you probably lack if you're
Speaker 2: in your sixties and you want to start something new.
Speaker 2: But you know what gives you energy is passion. You
Speaker 2: can get the same passion that like a kind of
Speaker 2: reluctant twenty something entering into a business has.
Speaker 1: If you really find a way to love it.
Speaker 2: And that's what can if that's what makes it so
Speaker 2: you can start something new, because it's so hard to
Speaker 2: start new.
Speaker 1: Things when you're this old.
Speaker 2: Like now at forty, I'm just like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to learn tennis. But it's like I got twenty five
Speaker 2: more years of playing good tennis without really injuring myself
Speaker 2: if I learned, And how good could I get in
Speaker 2: twenty five years, I'll never find out because I didn't
Speaker 2: get a tennis court in my backyard and.
Speaker 1: I refuse to learn in front of other people.
Speaker 3: But well, the secret to all of this is that
Speaker 3: it's always manufactured. Like there are some people who like
Speaker 3: have been passionate about something since they were a little kid,
Speaker 3: but it was manufactured at some point. It didn't come
Speaker 3: from nothing. It's not just intrinsic in your soul that
Speaker 3: you're passionate for something, because ultimately I got that. Well,
Speaker 3: ultimately everything nothing matters. Nothing that you do matters. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when the day you die, you're going to look back
Speaker 3: and be like, oh, I was good at tennis for
Speaker 3: twenty years. That doesn't matter. So everything you do needs
Speaker 3: to be forced. At some point, you need to force
Speaker 3: to care.
Speaker 1: And then my position is having an open mind.
Speaker 3: You need to have an open mind, but caring. It's
Speaker 3: about It's about being passionate and caring about things that
Speaker 3: intrinsically do not It's like nerd nerd culture almost, It's like,
Speaker 3: how could it? Why does someone care so much about
Speaker 3: Star Trek? And it's like, because fucking nothing matters.
Speaker 2: Right, But also, I you know what you know, what
Speaker 2: people also need is people who do care about things
Speaker 2: that they have a lot of knowledge about that ever
Speaker 2: other people are behind on. They need to be very
Speaker 2: welcoming to people who don't know and not judgemental because
Speaker 2: I found that that's why I like gen Z. They
Speaker 2: don't seem to judge me. For being interested in learning
Speaker 2: their ways and not being like she's old and she's
Speaker 2: trying to look young, because that's not what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to my mind young.
Speaker 2: Yes, honestly, yes, And I haven't felt any judgment of it,
Speaker 2: which would have been my initial reaction. And of like, ew,
Speaker 2: Nikki's trying to be young or like understand are like
Speaker 2: what Riz means because she wants to use it, so
Speaker 2: people think she's young.
Speaker 1: I just think it's cool.
Speaker 2: I think you guys are cool, and I like that
Speaker 2: the way you talk, and I think that football. I've
Speaker 2: had a lot of compassion from people helping me understand
Speaker 2: the game, and I think that that's what turns people off,
Speaker 2: is because they just don't want to look stupid. But
Speaker 2: I was going to go to some kind of class.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I wanted to like maybe join like a flag football team.
Speaker 2: But I just like, how are there enough people like
Speaker 2: me at forty who are women who don't know anything
Speaker 2: about who've never played because I don't want to play
Speaker 2: with girls that are really competitive and good at sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it depends you and I who like loved I
Speaker 3: played basketball for years and years and years. I couldn't
Speaker 3: join like a Zog Sports because the people are way
Speaker 3: too competitive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need a different rung. There needs to be
Speaker 1: a forty people who are want to cancel most of
Speaker 1: the time, right.
Speaker 3: There needs to be a forty plus half cancel half
Speaker 3: not cancel league where people are like, I'm just here
Speaker 3: to have like a nice time and get some exercise.
Speaker 3: I don't need to win the game to prove that
Speaker 3: I have worth.
Speaker 2: Dude, I like did a workout with Curson this weekend.
Speaker 2: She's a you know, trainer, and she just showed me
Speaker 2: some stuff and I'm in pretty fucking good. I'm probably
Speaker 2: in the best shape of my life because I do
Speaker 2: this plank class every day. It's I thought I was
Speaker 2: getting a full body workout and that is not the case.
Speaker 2: I am so goddamn sore from the stuff she's teaching
Speaker 2: me to do, and I'm I'm like, oh no, I
Speaker 2: have to start doing other stuff. Now.
Speaker 1: I have to do like deadlifts and cross training.
Speaker 2: I have to cross train, and it's my body is
Speaker 2: so sore and I work out every day. I was
Speaker 2: so depressed at how sore I got, and it was
Speaker 2: a it was eye opening that, uh, I have to
Speaker 2: do it. But I think that that's That's another thing,
Speaker 2: like people getting in shape. This plank class I go
Speaker 2: to shout out love you, it's called lagree that that's
Speaker 2: not the name of it. That's like the kind of
Speaker 2: workout I do, and I'm truly obsessed with it. Don't
Speaker 2: walk in there as a novice. You're not gonna have
Speaker 2: a good time. Like I had to go learn pilates
Speaker 2: one on one from people to get fit enough to
Speaker 2: even walk in this class. Because I sometimes I see
Speaker 2: a beginner walk in this class and I go, this
Speaker 2: is not fair.
Speaker 1: She's never gonna come back. This is so overwhelming.
Speaker 2: I would have a panic attack if I were her,
Speaker 2: because I could see that she's doesn't know what she's doing.
Speaker 2: She's definitely can't do a plank hold, and they give modifications.
Speaker 2: But like I, it's it sucks that to even work
Speaker 2: out at places that most people are going, you have
Speaker 2: to like train before you go there. That's how I
Speaker 2: feel about so many things, is that there's not enough
Speaker 2: beginner stuff for adults, Like real beginner we gotta get
Speaker 2: Like if you don't get it in early, you're kind
Speaker 2: of lost. Sure, but that's what duolingos for. I guess
Speaker 2: to get you ready.
Speaker 3: You know what I think is like one of the
Speaker 3: most welcoming exercise situations. And this is coming from an outsider.
Speaker 3: I don't know this for sure, but rock climbing gyms,
Speaker 3: I feel like they want you in there, Like they
Speaker 3: just want you in there.
Speaker 1: They just want to talk to someone.
Speaker 2: They're all like high but also caffeinated, chatty. They want
Speaker 2: to like blay you. They want to teach you about
Speaker 2: the carabiners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're real.
Speaker 2: That does seem like a warm, welcoming community, which to
Speaker 2: me would be an extremely intimidating thing to go in
Speaker 2: and start doing. Yeah, but that does see, they do
Speaker 2: seem friendly.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to do it because I don't want friends.
Speaker 3: Like I want to just go work out alone, listen
Speaker 3: to angry music, and then leave. I don't want to
Speaker 3: have to like socialize every time I go to the gym.
Speaker 2: In a gym, yeah, I heard a really funny bit.
Speaker 2: Joe Zimmerman has a is one of my favorite comedians,
Speaker 2: and he has a special out right now on YouTube
Speaker 2: and it's so funny. You guys, Joe Zimmerman. If you
Speaker 2: want a good new stand up special, but one of
Speaker 2: the jokes that I'm just like, I can't believe this, Like,
Speaker 2: you know, when you come across the joke, you're like,
Speaker 2: why didn't I think of that? It's like right there,
Speaker 2: why hasn't everyone thought of it? But he's like, as
Speaker 2: a kid, all you do want to do is play,
Speaker 2: and the worst thing is when like you get called
Speaker 2: in for dinner because you're like, I gotta go eat.
Speaker 1: I want to play.
Speaker 2: And like then the other worst thing as a kid
Speaker 2: is bedtime. You're like, I don't want to go to bed.
Speaker 2: I want to play. And then you become an adult
Speaker 2: and that's literally all you want to do, Like your
Speaker 2: whole life revolves around the two things. As a kid,
Speaker 2: you were trying to avoid the most so you could play.
Speaker 2: And then when you get together with friends to quote
Speaker 2: unquote play, there's no play anymore. You get together to
Speaker 2: go eat, you're like, let's go do the eating thing.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Or you sit around with your friend and you watch
Speaker 2: a football game and you watch other boys play.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: And it was just such a great Joe Zimmerman amaze.
Speaker 2: That bit like floored me because it was just so
Speaker 2: it came around and like it proved a thesis and
Speaker 2: it was just one of those that you're like, damn,
Speaker 2: that's so true. But and then he just said, you know,
Speaker 2: like going to school, and I've heard people talk about
Speaker 2: like running the mile in your street clothes and then
Speaker 2: you have to go learn math and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But he has a great bit about that where it's
Speaker 2: like you would have you would eat spaghetti and milk
Speaker 2: and then they'd go like go to recess, now go
Speaker 2: run around on a parking lot.
Speaker 3: That was so funny.
Speaker 2: I had a great time watching comedy this weekend. I
Speaker 2: would to see Andrew Santino.
Speaker 3: He was in Can another read comedia.
Speaker 2: Yes is Josian Redhead? I thought, so, oh, he doesn't
Speaker 2: strike me as one? He seems so it was a joke.
Speaker 2: I love redheads, so he's definitely a red headed.
Speaker 3: He's a little ready redhead.
Speaker 1: No, Joe, if you're listening, you don't strike me as one.
Speaker 2: By the way, Joe, one time we were we like
Speaker 2: used to we were like friends for a little bit.
Speaker 2: We're still friends, but like we were hanging out and
Speaker 2: he was going to the Mall of America to perform
Speaker 2: and I told him to go, like, do not go.
Speaker 2: You got to see the seals, like they have indoor
Speaker 2: seals that do a show.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Like I was like, really upset by it.
Speaker 2: I wanted to protest during the thing because these seals
Speaker 2: are just locked in this mall all day long.
Speaker 1: It's like barbaric. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: And he thought I meant ghosts. He bought a ticket
Speaker 2: to go see the seals and he and he wrote
Speaker 2: me after it was I saw the seals and I
Speaker 2: was like, isn't that fucked up?
Speaker 1: And he was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like he messagere and why I wanted him to see
Speaker 2: the seals, Like I just want you to like see
Speaker 2: them and be horrified by it. But it was really funny.
Speaker 2: He's just a great guy. But I loved I'm becoming less.
Speaker 3: See the border, Go see the go see the You
Speaker 3: have to go check out the border. I mean, you
Speaker 3: got to see what's going on down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Because I watched US and L this weekend because
Speaker 2: obviously it's Emil was on, Nate Bargatzi was on Two Friends.
Speaker 1: So much fucking fun to watch that, I like it almost.
Speaker 2: Felt like the way I used to watch it when
Speaker 2: I was like eleven twelve, of like SNL's coming on, Like,
Speaker 2: I love anticipatory television so much fun to see a
Speaker 2: meal again in an actual.
Speaker 1: I didn't see.
Speaker 2: I think maybe he was in a sketch like on
Speaker 2: set last week but his first week. But for me,
Speaker 2: I only saw the taped pieces ones because I didn't
Speaker 2: watch it live. But this time I got to watch
Speaker 2: it live with my sister. We were laughing so hard.
Speaker 2: He was in a scene that I fucking loved it.
Speaker 1: Would we talk to him about how it is?
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, doing He's not gonna blast great. He's
Speaker 2: so cool and like, can you imagine being twenty five
Speaker 2: and being cool and calm about being on SNL and
Speaker 2: being like it'll happen when it happens. Like I'm just
Speaker 2: having a good time now, just freaking out about anything.
Speaker 1: It's so much work. I've seen SNL.
Speaker 4: I think i've seen it twice, and I know that
Speaker 4: they do like the run through and then they do
Speaker 4: the actual show.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. Twice. Yeah, I was in the audience.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant like the show. I was like, Noah, what, Oh,
Speaker 2: so you've been to the show.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yesterday run incredible. Yeah, it's it's insane.
Speaker 2: What they put on every week, and they start writing,
Speaker 2: you know, they I think pitch sketches on Wednesday, and
Speaker 2: then they start producing them on Thursday and shooting stuff
Speaker 2: on Friday, and then then by Saturday, it's like time
Speaker 2: to go, you know, like and they don't do any prep.
Speaker 2: Like if you are hosting the show, your first day
Speaker 2: I think is Monday. They have Sunday off, you know,
Speaker 2: to recuperate, and then Monday you show up at the
Speaker 2: office and I think everyone writes, and then I think
Speaker 2: Wednesday is when you kind of get pitched that the scripts.
Speaker 2: It happens within days. It's incredible what they do.
Speaker 3: And I really hard job.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 3: It says like it's not good or like that. It's
Speaker 3: like like you have to write if every week and
Speaker 3: you have to write a full hour sketch show every
Speaker 3: week that has like all that your sketches of them,
Speaker 3: like you need to like tailor make it to this
Speaker 3: to the host, that is one of the hardest things
Speaker 3: he could possibly do. And the fact that they get
Speaker 3: even just one good sketch per week is a miracle.
Speaker 2: They had so many this week. Nate's monologue was so funny.
Speaker 2: He was so good he's just so he's such a
Speaker 2: great like he would have been a great SNL cast member.
Speaker 2: He's just like made for that show. He's so himself
Speaker 2: in every sketch, but he's a really good actor as himself.
Speaker 2: His line reads are so on point. Everything he says
Speaker 2: is funny. He and you could tell he's actually like
Speaker 2: really trying, you know, like he has this great kind
Speaker 2: of vibe of of not putting in too much effort,
Speaker 2: which makes him very likable. But at the same time,
Speaker 2: I know that he is trying, like he takes it
Speaker 2: very seriously. Some of the sketches that were so good
Speaker 2: was the George Washington one where he's you know, a
Speaker 2: founding father and he has dreams of this country and
Speaker 2: all the dreams are about like the way spell things
Speaker 2: and like this, like the absurdity of how we have
Speaker 2: a name for the number twelve another name doesn't.
Speaker 1: And they're like, sir, will there be any other names
Speaker 1: for other numbers?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Only that one.
Speaker 2: Like he's just he has all these dreams of how
Speaker 2: American spell things, and it's just It's a great sketch.
Speaker 1: And it was the second version they did of it,
Speaker 1: and then they did another one.
Speaker 2: Uh, The final sketch of the night was my favorite,
Speaker 2: where he plays an assistant coach and this team during halftime,
Speaker 2: a high school basket football team is getting a pep
Speaker 2: talk from their coach of like, you.
Speaker 1: Guys gotta want it. It's about focus.
Speaker 2: You gotta go out there, and it's whoever, what dever
Speaker 2: team wants the most, and I don't feel like you
Speaker 2: boys want it.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, you know, kach Wels, do you
Speaker 1: have anything to say?
Speaker 2: And then what Nate comes in and he's like, you know, guys,
Speaker 2: I still need a lot of You sold me twenty
Speaker 2: dollars for the jerseys, if you could ask your parents,
Speaker 2: and so he just keeps harping on this twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: But the brilliant turn I like, you know, it's it's
Speaker 2: it's really hard to end a sketch and and and
Speaker 2: make it hilarious like the ending and that you know that.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of times you just like get
Speaker 2: out on whatever you can, and sometimes they go in
Speaker 2: too long because you can't find an ending. It's really,
Speaker 2: from what I understand about sketch writing, ending stuff is hard.
Speaker 1: Is that correct, Brian?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Endings are probably the hardest part, I would say, right.
Speaker 2: But this one had a great one because so this
Speaker 2: coach keeps talking about the twenty dollars he needs for
Speaker 2: the shirts, and can you guys ask your parents and
Speaker 2: can you please write the check out? You can't write
Speaker 2: coach Allan, it's Alan Welsh. It's wl c h w
Speaker 2: l s c H. There's a C in there back
Speaker 2: to you, coach, And it was so funny. So then
Speaker 2: at the very end, the boys are getting other, you know,
Speaker 2: pep talk from their head coach, and then they're like,
Speaker 2: you know what, we.
Speaker 1: Are gonna go out there and I'm gonna get that
Speaker 1: twenty dollars from my mom. And the other one's like
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: Too, We're gonna go do it, and then like it's
Speaker 2: It was just such a great triumphant ending. It was
Speaker 2: a perfect sketch. There was another one that was a
Speaker 2: waterslide sketch. I mean, I think these are worth going
Speaker 2: through and watching again if you have time. Lonely Island
Speaker 2: is back right, which is so exciting. They did a
Speaker 2: great a song called Sushi Glory Hole, which, like the premise,
Speaker 2: at first, I was like, Okay, I don't know if
Speaker 2: I'm into this. It's kind of grossing me out. But
Speaker 2: then the whole, the whole song becomes it becomes funny
Speaker 2: because it's such an ridiculous idea and they won't let
Speaker 2: it go, and they kept saying, hear me out, hear
Speaker 2: me out, and it just becomes about these guys who
Speaker 2: are insensant about uh, you know, making a sushi glory
Speaker 2: whole happen, and uh, it's just it's just great.
Speaker 1: The cold opens are great with.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, all the the impersonations of the political stuff.
Speaker 2: Like I am just like, it's fun being a fan
Speaker 2: of that show again in such a real way, and
Speaker 2: I look forward to it, uh every week now and
Speaker 2: oh my god, shout out to Heidi Gardner. Everyone needs
Speaker 2: to watch Heidi Gardner do a sketch called like, oh
Speaker 2: what was it called? She so she's I won't give
Speaker 2: it away too much. There's there's nothing to give away.
Speaker 2: Her performance is unngiveawayable because it's an industry. It's the
Speaker 2: level of commitment that you have only seen on Conan's
Speaker 2: Hot Ones in terms of like someone doing something so
Speaker 2: insane just to make the most laughs. And she is
Speaker 2: just I think she is a national treasure of comedy.
Speaker 2: I love her so much. It is she's at they're
Speaker 2: at a very serious dinner where they're like talking about
Speaker 2: someone in their family like needs an intervention. Oh, it
Speaker 2: was like someone in their family has dementia and they're
Speaker 2: ready to like maybe put them in a home. So
Speaker 2: it's a really serious topic. And she orders the Mile
Speaker 2: High Burger and they bring it over and they're like,
Speaker 2: and you have one hour to consume the or you
Speaker 2: have ten minutes to consume this burger, and if you do,
Speaker 2: you get a free meal or whatever, like some kind
Speaker 2: of surprise prize or all expenses paid trip. And so
Speaker 2: she's listening to the serious conversation. She just at first
Speaker 2: she's like, I don't want to do that. This is
Speaker 2: I just ordered a burger. It just sounded good. I
Speaker 2: thought I would have like an egg on it, the
Speaker 2: Mile High Denver. And then she starts eating this burger
Speaker 2: and it is so funny, like no one would have
Speaker 2: gone as far as she did. I can only assume
Speaker 2: she can only assume that she consumed five thousand calories
Speaker 2: during this sketch, Like it was she went fucking buck wild.
Speaker 2: I respect it so much. It really was inspiring to me.
Speaker 2: To like go hard for the joke and if you commit,
Speaker 2: people will come around. There was nothing to come around to.
Speaker 2: It was already a fantastic premise, but it was. It's
Speaker 2: really worth a watch. Heidi Gardner, I just I love
Speaker 2: so much and every week I'm like wowed by her.
Speaker 1: I just really love this cast. I'm loving the show.
Speaker 4: Back.
Speaker 2: It's it always has it, It's always been great. It's
Speaker 2: like it just it feels really relevant and it feels fresh,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, I just I like looking forward
Speaker 2: to watching something and you know, with all the things
Speaker 2: happening in dumps and streaming and and and something live,
Speaker 2: I mean the live element is exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: There was this YouTuber who said, like wanted a question
Speaker 3: that premise that SNL is bad now and that it
Speaker 3: was better back in like the seventies or whatever or
Speaker 3: whatever the hive, and so he went back and he
Speaker 3: watched all the episodes and he's like the reason why
Speaker 3: people think SNL used to be better is because they
Speaker 3: are in their head they are thinking of SNL Best
Speaker 3: of compilations. Every year, SNL comes out with the best
Speaker 3: of compilation and that's what And then even if you
Speaker 3: saw the SNL replays on v H one. They cut they.
Speaker 2: Were pulling best doves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they would cut out like the bottom four.
Speaker 3: It would just be like four of the best sketches
Speaker 3: from that.
Speaker 2: Lie when someone debunks this ship. Yeah, I'm so tired
Speaker 2: of that. Also used to be good, right, We're talking
Speaker 2: about when you were twelve and you like there was
Speaker 2: less things on TV and you had a smaller brain.
Speaker 2: Like it's always been a struggle of a show to like,
Speaker 2: and it's always had amazing moments.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's always had amazing moments. And there was
Speaker 3: you know, there was that famous like when Lauren left
Speaker 3: that cast that was just like irredeemable. But like, besides that,
Speaker 3: they were they always had great sketches. They always they
Speaker 3: were always a cultural touchstone. And they always had terrible sketches.
Speaker 3: You just don't remember them because they're buried and they're gone.
Speaker 3: They're only out that one night.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: I just I'm really excited about being excited about.
Speaker 1: The lore of it now.
Speaker 2: I'm like I want to read all the books and stuff,
Speaker 2: Like I'm super into it. I'm getting a little autistic
Speaker 2: on this shit, Like I'm getting this I need a
Speaker 2: new like obsession and it's it's cranking in. We'll be
Speaker 2: back with more of my obsession before we get back
Speaker 2: up to this. We did a show last week that
Speaker 2: you might have seen on Netflix, my parents, me Coopermany
Speaker 2: live speaking of Tuesday Day Live the Tyler Henry Show
Speaker 2: on Netflix. It was called Live from the Other Side,
Speaker 2: hosted by Amanda Klutz. Tyler Henry is does a reading
Speaker 2: and my parents were both there, and Andrew Colin and
Speaker 2: Lizzie Cooperman were my two friends I brought and.
Speaker 3: So funny one the whole time. And then Tyler Henry
Speaker 3: asked that he said, I'll give you a private reading
Speaker 3: because I feel so bad that I didn't talk to
Speaker 3: you at all.
Speaker 1: Yep, and I knew from that time.
Speaker 2: I knew that he was backed up on these private
Speaker 2: readings because I would see Tyler Henry Live and I
Speaker 2: was like, he gave away seven private reading readings. I'm like,
Speaker 2: he that's seven hours of his time on zoom. Like,
Speaker 2: if he does this every show, there must be a
Speaker 2: long line. And I feel bad for the guy. What
Speaker 2: a sweeteet to give these way. But I was like, Andrew,
Speaker 2: don't expect that anytime soon, and Andrew told me it
Speaker 2: was like eighteen months.
Speaker 1: Booked out right.
Speaker 3: They he posted about that too.
Speaker 1: What did he say, eighteen months?
Speaker 3: Well months away?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And did you did he say the joke? No, it's
Speaker 2: the joke, I guess. He said that like you can
Speaker 2: talk to your alive mother when she's dead now later,
Speaker 2: So they like, like.
Speaker 3: Right by the time I get the reading, I'll be
Speaker 3: the one you're talking to.
Speaker 1: Honestly, yes, So we went in during the day last Tuesday.
Speaker 2: We had to be top seagirt about it because Tyler
Speaker 2: did not know we were coming in and we didn't
Speaker 2: want no one wants anyone to know anything. So that's
Speaker 2: why I posted about it while we were live on
Speaker 2: the show, because I asked the producers like, do you
Speaker 2: want me to post about this? And they're like, you can't,
Speaker 2: And I go, what if it's once the show starts?
Speaker 2: And they're like, I guess, actually, that'd be kind of fun.
Speaker 2: So I did that and it was so fun to
Speaker 2: do the show with my family.
Speaker 4: So you guys brought like family heirlooms. He didn't know
Speaker 4: what you were bringing until we were right around.
Speaker 2: He didn't know it was me until anything. And so
Speaker 2: we walk out first time seeing him, and yes, we
Speaker 2: were told to bring things, not photos, but things, and
Speaker 2: I really didn't have any things of any of the
Speaker 2: dead people I wanted to talk to, unfortunately. But my
Speaker 2: dad had a drawing that my dead cousin had made,
Speaker 2: so he gave me that for my thing. My mom
Speaker 2: had a bracelet from my aunt Linen. My mom also
Speaker 2: had some hair from my mom, but she forgot to
Speaker 2: bring it, as you do with locks of hair from
Speaker 2: your dead mother, she left it at home, which the
Speaker 2: ironic thing is my mom had someone else's hair in
Speaker 2: her hair.
Speaker 4: My mom okay, because Julie had a glow up on.
Speaker 2: That she looked like a real housewife. Yeah, unrecognizable. She
Speaker 2: said that her mom.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't come back because she wouldn't recognize her. She was
Speaker 1: so funny.
Speaker 2: She you know, I got her full hair and makeup
Speaker 2: from my friend Leah, and so she she My mom
Speaker 2: never wears her hair down ever. Ever, Ever, no one's
Speaker 2: ever seen her with it. I haven't even She's insecure
Speaker 2: because it's such fine hair. And she told a story
Speaker 2: that when she was little like her teacher told her
Speaker 2: she had fine hair, and she went home to brag
Speaker 2: to her brothers like I missus sut Key told me
Speaker 2: I had the finest hair, and they're like, you idiot,
Speaker 2: it means your hair's thin and shitty. Everyone so mean
Speaker 2: to my mom My, poor fucking mom.
Speaker 3: That's right. So I mean, I was watching this at
Speaker 3: home live as a skeptic, hoping that Tyler Henry would
Speaker 3: convince me and I he started off so strong. Oh
Speaker 3: the first gay out of the gate, he I mean
Speaker 3: him and his Is that his wife? Who is that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: That was no, he's very gay.
Speaker 2: Uh No, that is Amanda Klutes.
Speaker 1: She is a host on CBS is the Talk.
Speaker 2: She's also a Broadway star.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, it was his mom.
Speaker 2: His mom was there, Oh, his mom, Yes, that was
Speaker 2: something else. Yes, his mom was also sat on the.
Speaker 3: Side out of the gate. He is like, what's that
Speaker 3: restaurant we went to? And then the mom's like it
Speaker 3: was Linz And then like do you have a lin
Speaker 3: And then you guys have a dead aunt Linz.
Speaker 1: Aunt Lynn was our number one that we wanted to
Speaker 1: come back.
Speaker 3: Is insane.
Speaker 2: It was jaw dropping. My jaw did open, and then
Speaker 2: it just got ady d like there were just so
Speaker 2: many different details coming in.
Speaker 3: I did to just unravel.
Speaker 2: In my mind, it's a live show. He's tried his best.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of stuff coming through. I thought
Speaker 2: for me, him describing a guy being pushed and then
Speaker 2: being catapulted into like a wall or something was so
Speaker 2: visually representative of me pushing my dead cousin in a
Speaker 2: car and call when we called him crash Hiller, which
Speaker 2: was like his evil canevil kind of persona that he
Speaker 2: put up was a huge part of our childhood. I
Speaker 2: thought that was very much JD coming through. I believed it.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was inventing that maybe everyone in the world
Speaker 2: can think of some dead person that they've pushed, that
Speaker 2: fell out of a window. There's some story or something,
Speaker 2: but that that from Here's here's my bottom like, because
Speaker 2: everyone like, is it real or not? I have no
Speaker 2: real I'm never gonna get a reading from him again.
Speaker 2: I could burn this bridge and say that it's not
Speaker 2: real if I didn't think it was. I'm fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: Here's what I do know. I don't think that Tyler
Speaker 2: if it's not real. I don't think Tyler knows it's
Speaker 2: not real. I think he is acting on instinct and
Speaker 2: believes right.
Speaker 3: I mean, it could be hearing voices in his head.
Speaker 2: I whatever, I don't think it's that, but I do.
Speaker 2: It's either real or Tyler doesn't know it's not real.
Speaker 2: And here's the other thing. Even if dear Tyler Henry
Speaker 2: is fooling us all and is a complete charlatan, I
Speaker 2: looked at it and I go, what harm is this causing?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find anything bad that is because of
Speaker 2: if this were all based on lies, all he does
Speaker 2: is give people closure, makes people feel like they have
Speaker 2: that there's something after this life, which is so soothing,
Speaker 2: And he tells people that they might have cancer. He
Speaker 2: gets people to google good cancer screenings. He's only putting
Speaker 2: good things out there. And I really racked my brain
Speaker 2: for any reason. If he was completely lying and I
Speaker 2: found out he was a fraud, why I'd rarely have
Speaker 2: a problem with it.
Speaker 1: And I don't.
Speaker 2: I think he's only doing good. He's making it's it's
Speaker 2: I would say that there's not a lot of difference
Speaker 2: between this and organized religion, except that he's not bilking
Speaker 2: people for thousands of dollars and shaming them about having
Speaker 2: premarital sex and being born with sin. So I would
Speaker 2: say that it's he's doing all the things that religion does,
Speaker 2: aside from building a sense of community, which is also
Speaker 2: a good thing about religion, but it's none of the
Speaker 2: bullshit of it. He's giving people hope, he's giving people.
Speaker 1: Closure.
Speaker 2: My sister's can now going to get checked for uterin
Speaker 2: cancer because he told her she probably has it.
Speaker 3: Well, that's question.
Speaker 2: My sister's watching Netflix and like watching her family live
Speaker 2: on air and Tyler Henry says, does your sister struggle
Speaker 2: with any like, you know, below the belt feminine cancers?
Speaker 2: And we were like no, and he's like, she should
Speaker 2: just watch out for that, and we're like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: That to me will be the deciding factor. If she
Speaker 3: goes to the doctor and they go, you got some polyps,
Speaker 3: then I will be more of a believer.
Speaker 2: I won't, uh not, because I think I just think
Speaker 2: that cancer's very regular.
Speaker 1: It's very common, right, And.
Speaker 3: Uh well, that's where he should have started. If he's
Speaker 3: really a charlatan, he should have started off more vague.
Speaker 3: What's impressive about him, and I think why he's so
Speaker 3: successful is because he really takes wild stabs at specifics.
Speaker 4: But I also like that he was like okay. You know,
Speaker 4: like when you said, oh, oh, I think it's my cousin,
Speaker 4: blah blah blah, He's like, no, let's not put this
Speaker 4: into a box. Let's not make something. Let's not make
Speaker 4: it something when it's not. Don't put a circle in
Speaker 4: a square like that. Yeah, try to make it fit.
Speaker 3: That could be all part of his grift though. That's
Speaker 3: why he is a successful version of this because he
Speaker 3: has these two tricks. One of them is taking very
Speaker 3: specific shots, and the other one is when it seems
Speaker 3: like you're giving him a bone, he rejects it. And
Speaker 3: that's just so mind boggling for someone who's trying to
Speaker 3: trick you.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it could be part of the whole thing because
Speaker 2: a lot of times, yeah, people who are tricking will
Speaker 2: do the opposite of what you think because you go, no,
Speaker 2: if they were tricking me, they wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2: And that's what I kept saying afterwards, was like, if
Speaker 2: he was able to google things about me and find
Speaker 2: a bunch of stuff, it would have been a better reading.
Speaker 3: Right now, The reading was.
Speaker 2: Substance, Yeah it did, because maybe that's just what we got,
Speaker 2: you know, final thought, because I sensed the reading was
Speaker 2: lacking substance.
Speaker 1: I substanced it up a little bit because I was.
Speaker 2: Very acutely aware during the show that this was a
Speaker 2: show and people needed to be entertained. So I did
Speaker 2: offer stories and Joe foaks along the way to spice
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 3: About twenty three minutes then NICKI turned it on. That's
Speaker 3: what happened. It was like, you're waiting there, You're waiting
Speaker 3: for some revelations after Lynn, and then I could see
Speaker 3: in your eyes you like perked up and you were
Speaker 3: just like, all right, gonna be a comedy thing now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I dropped a couple of lines that, yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I gotta save this because I
Speaker 2: don't want people to start turning tuning out, being like
Speaker 2: nothing's gonna happen. I wanted to like get some stuff
Speaker 2: going because and I'm I'm constantly I was never trying
Speaker 2: to My dad was like, man the whole time, I'm
Speaker 2: just trying so hard to make him right, And I
Speaker 2: wasn't trying to do that. I was trying so hard
Speaker 2: to be entertaining for people at home right Like that
Speaker 2: was because it was a TV show. I was trying
Speaker 2: to have real moments and keep it real and I
Speaker 2: obviously did that and and told some stories that I
Speaker 2: regretted telling and was kind of like, oh God, why
Speaker 2: to do that? But it was on my mind that
Speaker 2: this is a TV show and people are watching, and
Speaker 2: I can't just if it would have been a private
Speaker 2: reading for my family, I would have just been sitting
Speaker 2: there like, no, that's not really it, you know, And
Speaker 2: I was. I was trying to find funny moments. But
Speaker 2: I do, like people keep texting me like do you
Speaker 2: believe it? And I really am fifty to fifty and
Speaker 2: I think that's the best I can ever could ever give.
Speaker 1: And it's it's how I want to feel like.
Speaker 2: I I don't want to think that there was some
Speaker 2: way that he found out I was on the show
Speaker 2: and went through my Instagram and saw my post about
Speaker 2: my aunt Linn. I don't want to think that that's
Speaker 2: what happens. Could it have happened one hundred percent?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Right? But is there really to find that you have
Speaker 3: a dead ant Linn? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Like my dad said, it took him five minutes of
Speaker 2: scrolling on my Instagram.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it says on your Instagram that you have
Speaker 3: a deceased aunt named Lynn, Yes, Okay, well, I going
Speaker 3: into this, I was ten percent believe, ninety percent disbelief,
Speaker 3: and I think leaving it, I'm now seven percent. Oh shit, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I dropped three percent.
Speaker 2: I I just I'm still I'm fifty.
Speaker 1: I like I and I will say the other fifty.
Speaker 2: I do not think Tyler Henry is a fraud or
Speaker 2: like sche scheming people. I just think that whatever he's getting,
Speaker 2: you know, I think that you know, you know that
Speaker 2: documentary where the woman learned to like was helping the
Speaker 2: nonverbal man talk by holding his hand. Yeah, and and
Speaker 2: she was actually doing what she wanted to do, but
Speaker 2: she thought it was what he wanted to do. She
Speaker 2: really did think that he was spelling those things out
Speaker 2: because subconsciously she was actually saying what she wanted. They
Speaker 2: did test and they determined that people who are helping
Speaker 2: these nonverbal people, they'll show the nonverbal person a picture
Speaker 2: of an apple. They'll show the person who's helping them
Speaker 2: with a hand a picture of a clock, and then
Speaker 2: they'll say, now, now, what did you just see? They'll
Speaker 2: ask the nonverbal person, and the person will spell clock,
Speaker 2: thinking that their nonverbal person saw clock. Now they're not
Speaker 2: doing that because they're they think they're doing it. They
Speaker 2: literally think that that's they they I think people sometimes
Speaker 2: do things that are insincere and they don't know they're
Speaker 2: doing it, right.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a conscious thing. It's also it
Speaker 1: goes back to what Joe Zimmerman was saying.
Speaker 4: It's like, let's just play as adults and see this
Speaker 4: as a.
Speaker 1: Play that's fun, that's really good.
Speaker 2: And it goes back to what I say, where with kids,
Speaker 2: I don't want to play and I can't, and maybe
Speaker 2: I need to get it into that more of being
Speaker 2: like this is a mean guy and he's going to
Speaker 2: get your fork and I'm a mister spoon and we're
Speaker 2: gonna fight.
Speaker 1: Like more of that in my life, right.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting Tyler Henry as a conscious grifter either.
Speaker 3: I'm getting him as like he believes what he's doing
Speaker 3: is happening for whatever reason. He might have some connection
Speaker 3: to the other side, or he might really have like
Speaker 3: some sort of weird pathology that causes him to hear
Speaker 3: voices in his head. Either way, I think he is
Speaker 3: earnest in his appraisal and he believes he's talking to ghosts,
Speaker 3: but is he actually I'm not.
Speaker 1: Convinced he's entertaining, so and.
Speaker 3: That's what it is. Ultimately, it's entertainment.
Speaker 2: I've never wanted my sister to have uterine cancer more
Speaker 2: just to prove Tyler Henry's reel.
Speaker 3: But it just shows you when you're doing when you're
Speaker 3: doing the private readings, like it just shows you how
Speaker 3: much of a handicap it is to have an audience
Speaker 3: of five hundred people and to just throw stuff out
Speaker 3: there that's very specific because someone in the audience is
Speaker 3: going to have something connected. When he did it in
Speaker 3: front of just four people, it's so much more difficult,
Speaker 3: and it showed.
Speaker 2: It definitely showed, But it was really done.
Speaker 3: What he should have been like, you should have said, like,
Speaker 3: does anyone here have like a relative who's like an
Speaker 3: animal or something like that who passed away, And when
Speaker 3: when everyone said no, like a lighting guy should have
Speaker 3: been like, wait a second, I've got a relative.
Speaker 2: They told us that might happen. They don't know what
Speaker 2: could come through. But I will say that my mom
Speaker 2: accidentally sent me a text that she meant for someone
Speaker 2: else that said I didn't even want to.
Speaker 1: Look like that.
Speaker 2: Nikki forced it because she hired this girl and I
Speaker 2: couldn't say what I wanted and then my mom goes,
Speaker 2: uh oh, Julie and I just laughed and laughed. But
Speaker 2: it was so funny because my mom was like, take
Speaker 2: down my eyes. I can't, this is too much I need.
Speaker 2: I don't like my eyebrow. She was very vocal about
Speaker 2: what she did want, but we did force her because
Speaker 2: we thought she looked good to have hair, and I
Speaker 2: think she did feel pretty. And I and she cut
Speaker 2: my extensions that I paid hundreds of dollars for. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'll give them to you.
Speaker 4: Mom.
Speaker 2: She was like, really, so she's got my extensions now
Speaker 2: and now she's sent a text to her friends being like,
Speaker 2: Nikki made me so calling you out.
Speaker 1: Mom.
Speaker 3: We also forgot everyone forgot that she was called pig lady,
Speaker 3: pig woman.
Speaker 4: I was yelling, what the flow, It wasn't the weasel,
Speaker 4: it was the pig.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait a second.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you didn't watch the show, Tyler Henry
Speaker 2: kept saying that our family had we called someone by
Speaker 2: a name like you would call your grandpa. We called
Speaker 2: him bear or we called him right, uh possum, you know,
Speaker 2: like uh someone, And we were just like sitting there,
Speaker 2: just like trying to figure out anyone, and my mom
Speaker 2: was pig woman.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's it.
Speaker 2: I think Tyler Henry would have been like, nope, and
Speaker 2: then we would my mom would have just been sad that.
Speaker 1: We said that, but it would have been hilarious to
Speaker 1: have said that.
Speaker 2: Like, there was a part of me that wanted to
Speaker 2: have my phone so people watching live could text me,
Speaker 2: because when you're out there, you like don't know, you're
Speaker 2: trying to remember every detail of your like childhood with
Speaker 2: these people that you haven't been around with since they
Speaker 2: died in ninety five, and it's vague and it's it's
Speaker 2: like it was. It was really hard. But when I remembered,
Speaker 2: when I remembered the goose thing, I was so excited
Speaker 2: because that was a big part of our childhood, was
Speaker 2: when my aunt got goosed and we thought it was
Speaker 2: the funniest word ever, even though she was sexually assaulted
Speaker 2: in an ace hardware like a man grabbed her vagina.
Speaker 3: That's what goos thing is.
Speaker 2: Well, she came home from going to the hardware store
Speaker 2: and she came home she was like, you won't pull
Speaker 2: I was goosed and she was hysteric. About it because
Speaker 2: she got fucking goosed. It was the funniest thing we've
Speaker 2: ever heard, like, like a way a goose goes like
Speaker 2: honk like a guy like gooster?
Speaker 3: Is that real or is she just saying that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was the last time and first
Speaker 2: time I ever heard that phrase, but it made so
Speaker 2: much sense. But we giggled so hard about it. It
Speaker 2: became like a running joke with us kids, which is
Speaker 2: so cruel looking back. We didn't understand the gravity of it.
Speaker 2: But I was so excited that that might be the connection.
Speaker 2: And then Tyler's like, no.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I just threw my aunt's sexual
Speaker 2: assault out on live TV for no reason. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you idiot, but whatever.
Speaker 3: We should have playful animal names for all sorts of crimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it does work perfectly, because a goose would
Speaker 2: just go honk.
Speaker 3: Now, describe on the doll where the man pelicaned you.
Speaker 2: Well. I also thought it might have been because we
Speaker 2: were talking about my aunt j D or my uncle
Speaker 2: sorry cousin j D at the time, who died at
Speaker 2: the age of thirty two, and he's my best friend
Speaker 2: growing up, and it was very tragic death, which he
Speaker 2: nailed his death. He was like it was organ failure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was looking for his mother and as
Speaker 2: he was dying, we all heard that he was on
Speaker 2: a stretcher, going mom, where's my mom? Like really like
Speaker 2: so sad, I can't even handle it, but JD like
Speaker 2: I didn't even want to say it on the show.
Speaker 2: But one time we were on a speedboat and there
Speaker 2: was this like girl that was a friend of my
Speaker 2: famili's that like we just didn't really know, and she
Speaker 2: was like a girl that was like our age, and
Speaker 2: I was just trying to make my cousin laugh. So
Speaker 2: I just like grabbed this girl's butt and I go hunky,
Speaker 2: like I just like bost this girl on the butt, right,
Speaker 2: And I want to just say, if I could find
Speaker 2: that girl, I would apologize. I would a million times.
Speaker 2: It was so inappropriate. I knew it right away because
Speaker 2: everyone was like, why did you do that? And I
Speaker 2: was just trying to make my cousin laugh. I think
Speaker 2: we had been doing it to each other all weekend
Speaker 2: or something, and I was almost gonna tell that story,
Speaker 2: and I'm almost reluctant to tell it now because like
Speaker 2: people are so quick to be like, that's sexual assault. Nikki'
Speaker 2: sexually assaulted someone when she was six years old, and
Speaker 2: it's like you can be canceled for things you did
Speaker 2: when you were six, I think, but I really didn't know,
Speaker 2: and I thought maybe Jad was bringing that up live
Speaker 2: on air because it was a formative moment for me.
Speaker 2: Do you guys have any moments like that where you
Speaker 2: like impulsively did something and you're like, why did I
Speaker 2: do that? That was so weird and gross and and appropriate?
Speaker 2: Like does anything haunt like that?
Speaker 3: When I was when I was two years old, I
Speaker 3: went in blackface to a prom.
Speaker 1: Or what you got to go to a prom when
Speaker 1: you were two?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I messed up, because.
Speaker 2: I said, it's crazy. Yeah, I mean, like it's.
Speaker 3: What I do. That was.
Speaker 2: You just said something inappropriate.
Speaker 3: There's like thousands of times I did that, thousands, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: That one really stands out to me because I just
Speaker 2: remember being like, oh, and it was like kind of
Speaker 2: sexual and it didn't mean to be, like I didn't
Speaker 2: even see butts as sexual, but the adults around me
Speaker 2: reacted it to it in a way of like you're
Speaker 2: a pervert, and I felt so horrible So if that
Speaker 2: girl's out there, and if anyone knows that that girl
Speaker 2: like has told a story where I went and I
Speaker 2: literally said honk it when I did it, like I
Speaker 2: said a funny voice, and I'm really really sorry, and
Speaker 2: I hope you haven't carried that with you. I will
Speaker 2: make it up to you can have free tickets to
Speaker 2: my shows for the rest of your life. It's kind
Speaker 2: of all like I can give you like a free
Speaker 2: T shirt if you like, we have like a couple
Speaker 2: of extra larges left.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: I honestly I would. I would love to apologize to
Speaker 2: you in person if you're out there. I don't even
Speaker 2: remember your name or who you are. But and also
Speaker 2: to the girl that my sister ran into at the
Speaker 2: park who said that I shoved shit in her face.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that story?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, my sister told her, but like she this
Speaker 2: girl was like, I remember your sister at your birthday party.
Speaker 2: She shoved the shit in my face and like, my
Speaker 2: sister goes actual shit and she was like no, it
Speaker 2: was like icing or some thing. And I'm like, oh fuck,
Speaker 2: I was such an asshole. But I didn't know it.
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't know what I was doing. Please
Speaker 2: forgive me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't talk about it so embarrassed. But I
Speaker 3: did some stuff in like high school even that I
Speaker 3: look back on and I'm like, oh, no.
Speaker 2: No, that I'm sorry for any time I did anything
Speaker 2: inappropriate to anyone it was. I don't want to say
Speaker 2: it was a different time because that'll get you canceled too,
Speaker 2: but it kind of was, I think. But also I'm
Speaker 2: not that person anymore. I've changed. I don't want to
Speaker 2: be that person. We got to go. Thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to the show. We'll have more shows for you
Speaker 2: next week. Don't even think they want a lot of
Speaker 2: tour date's coming up. I have Syracuse this Friday, and
Speaker 2: then I have Hershey, Pennsylvania on Saturday, and a second
Speaker 2: show on Sunday, and those tickets are probably close to
Speaker 2: being sold out, probably some individuals available. I'd love to
Speaker 2: see you there. And then in two weeks I'm going
Speaker 2: to be doing a Florida tour, hopefully if everyone's okay
Speaker 2: there in Fort Lauderdale and Fort Myers. So get those
Speaker 2: tickets now. And tons of new tour dates announced right
Speaker 2: now on Nicki Glazer dot com. Go check those out.
Speaker 2: I love when Bessie's come to shows. I love you
Speaker 2: guys so much. Thank you for listening to podcast. I'm
Speaker 2: so grateful for you. Don't be care bye. The Nicki
Speaker 2: Glazer Podcast is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money
Speaker 2: Players and iHeart Podcasts. Created and hosted by me Nicki Glazer,
Speaker 2: co hosted by Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell,
Speaker 2: Hans Sonny and Noah Avior edited it engineered by Lean
Speaker 2: and Loaf, video production Mark Canton and music by Anya Marina.
Speaker 2: You can now watch full episodes of the Nicki Glazer
Speaker 2: Podcast on YouTube, follow at Nicki Glazer Pod and subscribe
Speaker 2: to our channel