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Speaker 1: The Nicki Glaser Podcast Glaser Po. Here's Nikki.

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Speaker 2: Hello, here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicki

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Speaker 2: Glazer Podcast. It's Thursday for you. I'm in New York

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Speaker 2: City at a photo shoot all day. That's not where

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Speaker 2: I am now because it's not Thursday, but Thursday. That's

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Speaker 2: where I will travel. This is time travel, it really is.

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Speaker 2: Podcasting is time travel. But that's what I'm doing right now.

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Speaker 2: If you're listening to this on Thursday, I'm on set

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Speaker 2: all day feeling awkward.

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Speaker 3: Are you taking photos for.

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Speaker 1: It's a magazine?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I can even say that I'm doing,

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Speaker 2: But it's an it's a magazine that is you would

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Speaker 2: you would recognize the the name of it?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing at the interview?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm doing an interview for this magazine and it

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Speaker 2: also comes with a photos.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I get it. I know what it is. I

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Speaker 3: can guess, but is that allowed?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No guessing?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Is it highlights? I wish you remember Highlights?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean what where where would highlights be without that

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Speaker 3: game on the back cover?

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Speaker 1: What was the game on the back cover?

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Speaker 3: I don't remember. I think it was a fine search

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Speaker 3: the search.

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Speaker 2: Thing yeah, yeah, I love Disney Magazine. Oh I never

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Speaker 2: remember little they were little Disney Adventures. Of course, yes

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Speaker 2: they're little, and they were like your first foray into

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Speaker 2: like an entertainment magazine for a child.

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Speaker 1: I do you remember.

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Speaker 2: I got Entertainment magazine at a very young age, probably

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Speaker 2: sixth or seventh grade. I was obsessed with Entertainment magazine.

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Speaker 2: And I got a call, uh asking me to do

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Speaker 2: a survey about my experience as someone who subscribed to

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Speaker 2: Entertainment magazine. And they were interviewing a seventh grader and

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Speaker 2: they asked me, what features do you want more of?

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Speaker 2: And I said, celebrities like out and about in their

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Speaker 2: normal lives. We want we want more like red, like

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Speaker 2: the car, not the red carpet stuff, but more like

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Speaker 2: them walking like I was on top of what. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I want are just like us. I want us US

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Speaker 2: magazine like. I want celebrities to be taken down and stalked.

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Speaker 2: I don't want them to be applauded and in these

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Speaker 2: fake scenarios where they always seem perfect.

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Speaker 1: I want the real dirt. I want to feel.

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Speaker 2: Connected to my celebrity that I could maybe be one someday.

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Speaker 3: I connected that that undercurrent of calling it us Weekly

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Speaker 3: is trying to like take these celebrities and bring them

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Speaker 3: of the magazine is to show them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to continue our conversation from the last episode, this

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Speaker 2: like celebrities are like when you're in the same room

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Speaker 2: as a celebrity, a shiny person, it is nice to

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Speaker 2: remind yourself they're just they like took a dump today,

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Speaker 2: and they only are just talented at a thing that

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Speaker 2: makes people money. That's the only thing that makes them special.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise they're really the same.

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Speaker 4: I will disagree, huh, really disagree finger only because they

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Speaker 4: are not like us, Because I do feel like when

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Speaker 4: they get to that celebrity status, their whole perception of

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Speaker 4: reality is like completely different. And it's what we were

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Speaker 4: talking about where everyone's nice to them. They never have

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Speaker 4: to really lift a finger. They get stuff for free.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you have a support staff around you, yea, which

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Speaker 3: is not you.

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Speaker 2: Look amazing all the time all the time. I've never

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Speaker 2: not looked amazing to everyone who works for me. I

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Speaker 2: always look like sometimes it'll be like maybe.

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Speaker 1: Not those boots, but.

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Speaker 2: Like that's the most criticism I'll ever get from someone.

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Speaker 1: Who is on my payroll.

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Speaker 3: Maybe not those boots.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty harsh, and I cry and I fire them

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Speaker 2: immediately because I go, what do you mean not these boots?

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Speaker 1: I am wearing them, thus they must be perfect.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I appreciate people.

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Speaker 2: Like Emily gen z m working for me, because she

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Speaker 2: we have such a good friendship that I honestly, even

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Speaker 2: though she does look up to me, she does work

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Speaker 2: not do that. Like we're like, you're better than that,

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Speaker 2: like her old stances, You're better than that.

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Speaker 1: So it's a compliment.

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Speaker 3: We're also been established that she's a huge fan of you.

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Speaker 3: It's like if that, if you didn't have that foundation

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Speaker 1: Would she wants you to succeed?

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Speaker 2: She yes, absolutely so today I actually sent her. We

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Speaker 2: posted new tour dates, new tour dates up right now

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Speaker 2: tons new Morelauderdale like, lots and lots of dates added

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Speaker 2: and more dates are coming. And I got so many

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Speaker 2: messages from comedians that are jealous of my tour schedule.

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Speaker 1: It was so funny.

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Speaker 2: I woke up from a nap and during that nap,

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Speaker 2: my tour schedule got posted, and I got dms and

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Speaker 2: messages from comedians who are big that are like, I'm

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Speaker 2: so jealous of your tor sked and I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: don't have a light, like I understand looking at at

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Speaker 2: my torch schedule being like, wow, she's killing it because

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Speaker 2: I am. But I that is that is so much

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Speaker 2: work and I don't have a life when that's going on,

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Speaker 2: and everyone needs to remember that. But it was just

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Speaker 2: interesting to me. I was just like, then, you guys,

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Speaker 2: go do this.

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Speaker 1: Like I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I literally didn't do anything to get it. I just

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Speaker 2: said yes to everything, like I wasn't like I.

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Speaker 1: Want to go here, and I want to go here, and.

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Speaker 2: This is what I'm gonna do, Like I'm not a

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Speaker 2: type of person that like has goals like that of

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Speaker 2: like and then we're gonna go there and we're like,

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Speaker 2: it's just that's just you just say yes. So I

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Speaker 2: was kind of perplexed at this, like what the fuck.

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Speaker 1: You have so many dates? How are you doing this?

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Speaker 2: And it was like I don't, I don't know. The

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Speaker 2: demand is high. That's me being not modest. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I guess people just love me. That's not at all

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying. But I just the people that wrote

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Speaker 2: me have more demand than I do. And I was like, you,

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Speaker 2: but you chose to have a family that you need

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Speaker 2: to be there for. I don't have that. I literally

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Speaker 2: wrote to this person, I go, but you have dozens

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Speaker 2: and dozens of millions of more dollars than I do,

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Speaker 2: so you deserve time off.

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Speaker 1: I don't have that luxury. The world is ending.

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Speaker 2: I need to figure out a plan for when entertainment

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Speaker 3: Which is probably pretty soon, honestly, five.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 2: I think it's it's the next five to ten years.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying yes to everything I am. It's a cash

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Speaker 2: grab for me. Not because I want new go yard bags, Emily,

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Speaker 2: It's because I want go bags to stuff with flares

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Speaker 2: and flint and jerky and other and gauze other survivals things.

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Speaker 3: You're the most important water waterfiltration, water filtration number one

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Speaker 3: in an apocalypse situation that we worth see.

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Speaker 1: Just kidding, of course, it is. Yes, you're right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: after three days you die with no water.

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Speaker 2: And what's the tablets that you can take and kill

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Speaker 2: yourself with?

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Speaker 1: Well, some guy might come in the most important part

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Speaker 1: of the most.

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Speaker 3: Important thing is a gun, because you can just shoot

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Speaker 3: the person with the water filtration thing and take it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and that will be happening a lot.

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Speaker 2: And I, unlike Kamala Harris, would not know what to

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Speaker 2: do with a glock and have no desire to.

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Speaker 1: I would rather be shot than shoot somebody.

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Speaker 3: Not as much as I get that water. What they've

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Speaker 3: done studies about this about people assume like I study

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Speaker 3: a lot, I watch a lot of zombie movies because

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Speaker 3: I love zombie movies. And there is like this new

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Speaker 3: era of zombie movies where as soon as the apocalypse happens,

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Speaker 3: roving gangs of criminals.

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Speaker 2: But it's actually we could we get together and we

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Speaker 2: like help each other.

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Speaker 3: Exactly historically until things really fall apart, like and it's

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Speaker 3: been months and months and months, the only people who

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Speaker 3: of every crisis, everyone is nicer to each other. Like

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Speaker 3: think about New York City nine the day after nine

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Speaker 3: to eleven, people weren't like running around looting. They were like,

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Speaker 3: there was the nicest time ever in New York twelve.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, we.

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Speaker 2: Need another one of those. No, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: But it did create even like you know, the natural

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Speaker 1: It's it really is sweet and it's it's sorry that

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Speaker 1: it takes that. But yeah, that's that's my point of working. Sort.

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Speaker 2: I'm just I want to coast at some point, or

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Speaker 2: I just want to I just want to get as

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Speaker 2: much as possible.

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Speaker 3: You need to get a compound.

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Speaker 2: I just can't buy a three thousand dollars bag. I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna do it, Emily, I don't care what you say.

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Speaker 2: I literally can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Am I to think about that go outer bag.

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Speaker 2: When I'm trying to cut it up and eat it

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Speaker 2: and be like, can I eat this leather during the apocalypse,

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Speaker 2: I'll be so mad at this expensive dyed leather that

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Speaker 2: I can't eat.

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Speaker 1: Would you say no, so am I? He's encouraging you

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Speaker 1: to buy a designer bag.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's just a good statement piece. It looks chic,

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Speaker 2: it's it's a good looking purse. But to me, it

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Speaker 2: is just a way to let people know that you

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Speaker 2: have money. And I know that there's a lot of

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Speaker 2: stuff like that, but like that's why in France no

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Speaker 2: one wears labels, like Louis Vuitton is a French company,

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Speaker 2: and no one in France. I don't want to say

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Speaker 2: no one, but I've heard French people who are no

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Speaker 2: fashion do not wear labels because they.

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Speaker 1: Think it's tacky.

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Speaker 3: It's tacky. America love showing off their wealth. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: mean yeah, that's also gas Pard. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: that means. Actually that's just a name. Well it's a

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Speaker 3: cool name, but it feels like uniquely American, or at

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Speaker 3: least we established this that like you need to show

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Speaker 3: off the brands. If you just show off, you have

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Speaker 3: to have a fancy card just to show people you

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Speaker 3: have a lot of money. In fact, it bleeds down

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Speaker 3: to even like inexpensive things, like things that are branded

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Speaker 3: to seem expensive when they're not even like this is

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Speaker 3: not that expensive, but it's branded like it's a fancy car,

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Speaker 3: and so people poor people, not poor, but middle class

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Speaker 3: people buy lexuses to be like, look I have money.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: You just reminded me.

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Speaker 2: I got asked to do a voiceover audition for a

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Speaker 2: luxury car company, and I really want to do it.

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Speaker 1: Where is it? When is it. Do Jesus please corrut God.

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Speaker 3: A luxury car company. Can we guess?

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Speaker 4: Is it you always want to kiss?

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Speaker 3: I want to know what it is.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's it's it's high times. When

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Speaker 1: would this be due? Is it a car that you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so old that your other car was. You

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Speaker 2: I understand football probably four hundred percent more than I

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Speaker 2: it wasn't that. Jackie Tone and Chris and Bell are

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I like the look

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Speaker 2: Now. Here's the only thing I can't. When you are

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Speaker 2: You were in the area, yes, yes, which is awesome

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00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,679
Speaker 2: when something cool happened down there, I think ideal area,

447
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 2: but like when anything was happening on the other side

448
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,439
Speaker 2: of the field, I just I really couldn't understand it.

449
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:58,280
Speaker 2: But boy, it was so much fun. And Chiefs fans

450
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:02,080
Speaker 2: are wild. They do a chant that I couldn't really

451
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 2: join it on because I don't know if it's I'm

452
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 2: gonna be canceled if I'm photographed doing it, But that

453
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,199
Speaker 2: is beside the point. I don't know if they're not

454
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,679
Speaker 2: they're definitely not encouraging them to do the tomahawk chop,

455
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 2: but it's not being there's no like, you know, sign

456
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 2: being like tomahawk chop, but there's no like, we're not

457
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 2: doing this anymore. Everyone ring the chant.

458
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 3: They're one of the few teams that just kind of

459
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 3: maintain their Native American status without anyone questioning it at all. Yeah,

460
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 3: because their logo is an arrowhead, it's not a head,

461
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,679
Speaker 3: it's not literal, and their mascot.

462
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 2: Is a gay wolf, is a androgyis it's not even gay,

463
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 2: he's like a sexual and he's like the guy that's furry. Yeah,

464
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 2: he's like a furry. It's a really strange mascot. And

465
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 2: so yes, but I did see a white man in

466
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 2: a full Indian headdress and was like, oh, it's nice

467
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 2: to be back in two thousand and four the last

468
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,199
Speaker 2: time that was okay to do. I was just like,

469
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 2: it almost felt uh yeah. And then if you pause

470
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 2: everyone doing the tomahawk shop at the right time and

471
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 2: everyone's doing it simultaneously.

472
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 3: Back to nineteen forty two.

473
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. I kept trying to get it to

474
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 1: show Chris to be like, look at this, look at

475
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: this group of people.

476
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 2: All just lest white, mostly white.

477
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:25,880
Speaker 1: But it was.

478
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 2: It was so fun And maybe more on that after

479
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 2: the break.

480
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Speaker 1: After this.

481
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Speaker 2: Giha Stadium is where so I heard Joe say g

482
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Speaker 2: e h a he likes spent. What they're calling it, yeah,

483
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Speaker 2: they they that's what I heard last night is g

484
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Speaker 2: e h a h.

485
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 1: But it is.

486
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 3: Beha gay ha yeah gay buck. Fun fact about Joe Buck.

487
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 3: He went to Indiana University and he's a Hoosiers fan,

488
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 3: and I went to Indiana University. I really didn't know

489
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 3: that until last night because during the broad cast, Troy

490
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 3: Aikman said that he's excited to see the Hoosiers because

491
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 3: the Indiana football Hoosiers are six and oh, which that's

492
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 3: the first time I think they've ever been six to oh.

493
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 3: They're actually good, they're ranked. It's it's a miracle. They've

494
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 3: never been good at football. And Joe Buck and Troy

495
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 3: Aikman gave him a shout out last night during the

496
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 3: broadcast because Joe Buck's in Indiana Hoosier.

497
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 2: Well, Joe Buck is a friend of mine, as you

498
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 2: may or may not know, and he he's the guy

499
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 2: that gave me my sorry, I'm having acid reflex. I

500
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 2: might need Joe Buck again because he gave me my

501
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 2: throat surgeon. He hooked me up with doctor ze Tells,

502
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 2: who you know. Joe had a hair transplant and had

503
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,239
Speaker 2: like a tube down his throat during the procedure and

504
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 2: it damaged his vocal cord. I remember this, and so

505
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: doctor ze Tell's uh was the one that remedied it.

506
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 2: And then Joe Buck also, I recently wrote him because

507
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 2: whenever I'm in sant you know, in Saint Louis.

508
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 1: If you want the best of something.

509
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 2: Like, it's hard to like the coasts get people that

510
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 2: are like, I'm the best at what I do. I'm

511
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: gonna go to the coast to make the most money

512
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 2: doing this thing. And then I think a lot of

513
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 2: times in the Midwest, yeah, it's like, be good. There

514
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 2: are great, great talented people in the Midwest. I e

515
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 2: myself that have stayed, but they're harder to find. So

516
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 2: I just go to Joe Buck and I go, hey,

517
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 2: who's a good makeup person, who's.

518
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: A good stylist. Who have you used?

519
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: Who's a good bodywork guy? So he sent my mom

520
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 2: to a nice body work specialist.

521
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: But Joe Buck is one of the nicest guys. I

522
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 1: love him so much.

523
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,399
Speaker 2: He's so funny, and uh yeah, I love hearing him

524
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 2: on Monday night football.

525
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: His voice is soothing to me.

526
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: He uh, he's He's one of my favorites.

527
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: And and uh, so you watched the game last night?

528
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 3: Of course? Yeah, I watched all the games.

529
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy it? Were you? Did you any good

530
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: moments for you? While I talk about the game.

531
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 2: I don't know if you noticed, but I saw the

532
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 2: game and I could talk about This is the first

533
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 2: time I've ever been to be like I could talk

534
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 2: about plays and stuff.

535
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 3: I put a ladder on Rashid Shahid, which a ladder

536
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 3: is a betting term where you can bet that you

537
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 3: placed like many different bets climbing a ladder of stats. So,

538
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 3: for example, for Rashid Shihid, the stats started at forty

539
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 3: seven receiving yards. He places a bet that'll hit forty

540
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 3: seven receiving yards, and you place another bet they'll get

541
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,239
Speaker 3: fifty seven, then another one that'll get sixty seven, then

542
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 3: another one that'll get seventy seven. So if he keeps

543
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 3: doing amazingly well, you just keep winning over and over

544
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 3: and over again.

545
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 2: M hm.

546
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 3: So I did that, and okay, did amazingly well.

547
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 2: I didn't even hear his name even once or notice

548
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,439
Speaker 2: that he did anything, so maybe I can't talk about it.

549
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 3: He caught that touchdown pass, that long touchdown pass that

550
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 3: he's on the side that was exciting. He caught that

551
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 3: long touchdown pass.

552
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 2: That was pretty impressive. It is It's very interesting, you know,

553
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: Like I know this is dumb observation to a dumb

554
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 2: observation to make, but like the Saints obviously were maybe

555
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 2: one percent of the crowd two percent of the crowd.

556
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he can't beat out that she fans.

557
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 1: I mean, no, no, no, there, it's insane.

558
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 2: But so the Saints would do like something amazing, right

559
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 2: that if the Chiefs did it the place, the fireworks

560
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,479
Speaker 2: would go off. But then the Saints do it and

561
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: it's dead silent, and I'm like, but can't I still

562
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: want to celebrate the feat of athleticism I just saw

563
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 2: even as a Chiefs fan. Is that a weird impulse

564
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 2: to have that? Like when the other team does something

565
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 2: that you're just still you still want to be like, well,

566
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 2: good job, well that.

567
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 3: Was I know it's particularly amazing, like some one handed

568
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 3: catch or something, but like most of you just anger, Okay,

569
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 3: how did he let how did your defense let him

570
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 3: do that? How is he? Like it's almost like disbelief,

571
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 3: like I can't believe he caught them?

572
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: Okay, football question?

573
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 2: Do you when you're rooting for a team, isn't it

574
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 2: less exciting when they are playing defense?

575
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 1: Or is it equally exciting?

576
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 2: And I'm just missing something because for me, I'm like,

577
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 2: I just want to get points.

578
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 3: I think for most people they would say it's offense

579
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 3: is more exciting.

580
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, good, But if.

581
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 3: You're winning and you just need to like dominate the

582
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 3: other team and not let them score, it's kind of exciting.

583
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 3: But so here's the most interesting thing that happened in

584
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 3: the game last night and Taylor Swift related. So do

585
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 3: you remember the Saint the big fat defenses?

586
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: I love this details.

587
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 3: Little detail. So a guy like that never ever touches

588
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 3: the football like that and gets to run with it.

589
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 3: And so he caught a deflected interception. He ran down

590
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 3: the field. It was like tipped, like someone hit someone's

591
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 3: hand and then flew up in the air and then

592
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 3: laying it in his lap. That guy, First of all,

593
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 3: he used to be a Chief.

594
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: He used to be a Chief, that's right.

595
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 3: But second of all, do you want to play?

596
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: Second of all, he is the brother of Tom Saunders,

597
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 2: who is Taylor Swift's probably most iconic.

598
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: Dancer on Ara's tour.

599
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Tom or Cam I believe it's com is

600
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: from Saint Louis.

601
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 3: Wow, I didn't know that, which.

602
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: Is also cool.

603
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 2: But so Tom is brothers with the guy that used

604
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 2: to play on the Chiefs that the Chiefs are now playing.

605
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: So Tom was there at the game and that was

606
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 2: so cool, and his brother had like ran the ball

607
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 2: as a defense.

608
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 3: He's a defensive guy. He never touches the ball. Apparently

609
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 3: in high school he played running back also, so he

610
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 3: was actually a great as fuck. Yeah, so he carried

611
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 3: the ball. Troy Aikman was celebrating how good he was

612
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 3: at actually holding the ball, because as a defensive player,

613
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 3: you're not known to be able to hold the ball.

614
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 3: Usually you play defense because you can't catch and you

615
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 3: can't carry the ball. But you're fast and you're.

616
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: Oh, they're like me with a baby.

617
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 2: It's just a little bit awkward, don't know what to

618
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 2: do with it. And people comment if you're good at

619
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 2: it at all.

620
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 3: Right, you're better at defense on when it comes to baby.

621
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

622
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

623
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: I turned Chris on at one point because there was

624
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 2: a whistle blown right before the play and he goes,

625
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: what is that?

626
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: I go fall start and he was just like.

627
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And I didn't think that was that impressive

628
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: because I just know that if the whistle's blown before

629
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: anything happens, it's always a false start.

630
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: I've just like picked up Okay, I A I have

631
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: a real hack for you. This is this is a

632
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 3: real hack. I don't even want to say it because

633
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 3: I feel like I impress people with this sometimes and

634
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 3: now they're gonna know my secret. Okay, okay, but this

635
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 3: is not It's not some it's a well known secret.

636
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 3: You can tell fifty percent of the time what penalty

637
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 3: is about to be called by the refs based on

638
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 3: where the flag was thrown. Okay, so if the flag

639
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 3: was thrown, like if you you start the line of

640
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 3: scrimmage where the ball starts, and then if you go

641
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 3: thirty yards down, if a flag is thrown thirty yards down,

642
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,959
Speaker 3: nine times out of ten, that's going to be past interference.

643
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 3: So because just because of where the.

644
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 2: Flag was, I'm sorry, isn't the idea of football to

645
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: interfere with a pass?

646
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: Why is that a penalty? I don't even.

647
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 3: Interfere with the past, but not with the person trying

648
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 3: to cat the past.

649
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: Oh so it just means say, like, then what's holding?

650
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 2: Is that a type of pass interference?

651
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 3: Yes, it can be, and that could also be defensive

652
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 3: or offensive.

653
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 2: This is always an answer to football. It can be like,

654
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: oh god, is it just yes or no? Well oftentimes

655
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 2: but not always.

656
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 3: So watch for where that flag is thrown, flag is

657
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 3: thrown behind the line of scrimmage, it's almost always holding.

658
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: Okay.

659
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 3: If the flag is thrown right at the line of scrimmage,

660
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 3: it's usually a false start. If the flag is thrown

661
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 3: and it lands. If the flag is thrown after the

662
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 3: play ends and it's somewhere that the cameras weren't even seen,

663
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 3: it's almost always a personal foul for like doing something

664
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 3: like punching someone in the face or something like So

665
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 3: if you just watch, start watching where the flags are thrown.

666
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: Throwing a flag on this conversation, okay, but I get

667
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: what you're saying.

668
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: Start watching where and.

669
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 3: Where the penalty is, and you'll you'll know, you'll start

670
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 3: to be able to say what the penalty is before

671
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: the ref says it.

672
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: It's so fun.

673
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: I just, you know, I think I'm sorry to talk

674
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 2: about football so much, but I hope that besties can relate,

675
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: and I hope that everyone out there kind of forces

676
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 2: yourself to maybe get into something that you were always

677
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: really like. I don't it's not for me, but you

678
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: had a kind of like people in your life like it,

679
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 2: but you always sit out the conversations, force yourself to

680
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 2: try to get it because when you do. And it

681
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 2: took me literally a year, you guys, it's been a

682
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 2: year of trying to understand football.

683
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: Chris bought me a board with the Magnets.

684
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 2: I've been watching YouTube videos and it's been slow, but

685
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 2: it's finally here. And I had a fucking blast at

686
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 2: this game understanding, not even needing to, Like, I have

687
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: never once stood at a football game and wanted to.

688
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 2: I only did it because everyone else was. I've never

689
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: once given a fuck about anything that happens at a

690
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 2: football game because I don't care. I do, I'm not

691
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: rooting for a team. And it was so it's just

692
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: so exciting to care about something and it really is.

693
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 2: I really implore people to like.

694
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: Open your minds and it really Oh.

695
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: I was talking to a woman yesterday who is a

696
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 2: talent manager shout out to Jen. I met her and

697
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 2: she was a woman definitely older than me. I don't

698
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 2: know how old she was. Yeah, she like it works

699
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 2: with talent, talent, bookting, talent stuff. And she was talking about, Oh,

700
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to do this thing and entertainment agent.

701
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 2: She's like, I think it would be a good agent

702
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: and I go do it. And she's like, ah, I'm

703
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 2: too old, and I go, here's the thing about this

704
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: old thing. You're never too old. All you need really

705
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 2: is the passion of a young person and the energy

706
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 2: of a young person, which you probably lack if you're

707
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: in your sixties and you want to start something new.

708
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: But you know what gives you energy is passion. You

709
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: can get the same passion that like a kind of

710
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: reluctant twenty something entering into a business has.

711
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: If you really find a way to love it.

712
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 2: And that's what can if that's what makes it so

713
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 2: you can start something new, because it's so hard to

714
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 2: start new.

715
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: Things when you're this old.

716
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: Like now at forty, I'm just like, I don't want

717
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 2: to learn tennis. But it's like I got twenty five

718
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 2: more years of playing good tennis without really injuring myself

719
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 2: if I learned, And how good could I get in

720
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: twenty five years, I'll never find out because I didn't

721
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 2: get a tennis court in my backyard and.

722
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: I refuse to learn in front of other people.

723
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,239
Speaker 3: But well, the secret to all of this is that

724
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 3: it's always manufactured. Like there are some people who like

725
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 3: have been passionate about something since they were a little kid,

726
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 3: but it was manufactured at some point. It didn't come

727
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: from nothing. It's not just intrinsic in your soul that

728
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: you're passionate for something, because ultimately I got that. Well,

729
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 3: ultimately everything nothing matters. Nothing that you do matters. Yeah,

730
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 3: when the day you die, you're going to look back

731
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: and be like, oh, I was good at tennis for

732
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 3: twenty years. That doesn't matter. So everything you do needs

733
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 3: to be forced. At some point, you need to force

734
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 3: to care.

735
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: And then my position is having an open mind.

736
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 3: You need to have an open mind, but caring. It's

737
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 3: about It's about being passionate and caring about things that

738
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 3: intrinsically do not It's like nerd nerd culture almost, It's like,

739
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 3: how could it? Why does someone care so much about

740
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 3: Star Trek? And it's like, because fucking nothing matters.

741
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 2: Right, But also, I you know what you know, what

742
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 2: people also need is people who do care about things

743
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: that they have a lot of knowledge about that ever

744
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: other people are behind on. They need to be very

745
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: welcoming to people who don't know and not judgemental because

746
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 2: I found that that's why I like gen Z. They

747
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 2: don't seem to judge me. For being interested in learning

748
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 2: their ways and not being like she's old and she's

749
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 2: trying to look young, because that's not what I'm doing.

750
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to my mind young.

751
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 2: Yes, honestly, yes, And I haven't felt any judgment of it,

752
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 2: which would have been my initial reaction. And of like, ew,

753
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 2: Nikki's trying to be young or like understand are like

754
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 2: what Riz means because she wants to use it, so

755
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 2: people think she's young.

756
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: I just think it's cool.

757
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 2: I think you guys are cool, and I like that

758
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 2: the way you talk, and I think that football. I've

759
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 2: had a lot of compassion from people helping me understand

760
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 2: the game, and I think that that's what turns people off,

761
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: is because they just don't want to look stupid. But

762
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 2: I was going to go to some kind of class.

763
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: Oh.

764
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 2: I wanted to like maybe join like a flag football team.

765
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 2: But I just like, how are there enough people like

766
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 2: me at forty who are women who don't know anything

767
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 2: about who've never played because I don't want to play

768
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 2: with girls that are really competitive and good at sports.

769
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it depends you and I who like loved I

770
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 3: played basketball for years and years and years. I couldn't

771
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 3: join like a Zog Sports because the people are way

772
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 3: too competitive.

773
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need a different rung. There needs to be

774
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: a forty people who are want to cancel most of

775
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: the time, right.

776
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 3: There needs to be a forty plus half cancel half

777
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 3: not cancel league where people are like, I'm just here

778
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 3: to have like a nice time and get some exercise.

779
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 3: I don't need to win the game to prove that

780
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 3: I have worth.

781
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,240
Speaker 2: Dude, I like did a workout with Curson this weekend.

782
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 2: She's a you know, trainer, and she just showed me

783
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 2: some stuff and I'm in pretty fucking good. I'm probably

784
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: in the best shape of my life because I do

785
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 2: this plank class every day. It's I thought I was

786
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 2: getting a full body workout and that is not the case.

787
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 2: I am so goddamn sore from the stuff she's teaching

788
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 2: me to do, and I'm I'm like, oh no, I

789
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 2: have to start doing other stuff. Now.

790
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: I have to do like deadlifts and cross training.

791
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 2: I have to cross train, and it's my body is

792
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 2: so sore and I work out every day. I was

793
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: so depressed at how sore I got, and it was

794
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 2: a it was eye opening that, uh, I have to

795
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 2: do it. But I think that that's That's another thing,

796
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 2: like people getting in shape. This plank class I go

797
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 2: to shout out love you, it's called lagree that that's

798
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: not the name of it. That's like the kind of

799
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: workout I do, and I'm truly obsessed with it. Don't

800
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 2: walk in there as a novice. You're not gonna have

801
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 2: a good time. Like I had to go learn pilates

802
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 2: one on one from people to get fit enough to

803
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 2: even walk in this class. Because I sometimes I see

804
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: a beginner walk in this class and I go, this

805
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 2: is not fair.

806
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: She's never gonna come back. This is so overwhelming.

807
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: I would have a panic attack if I were her,

808
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 2: because I could see that she's doesn't know what she's doing.

809
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 2: She's definitely can't do a plank hold, and they give modifications.

810
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 2: But like I, it's it sucks that to even work

811
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 2: out at places that most people are going, you have

812
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 2: to like train before you go there. That's how I

813
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 2: feel about so many things, is that there's not enough

814
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: beginner stuff for adults, Like real beginner we gotta get

815
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 2: Like if you don't get it in early, you're kind

816
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 2: of lost. Sure, but that's what duolingos for. I guess

817
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 2: to get you ready.

818
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 3: You know what I think is like one of the

819
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 3: most welcoming exercise situations. And this is coming from an outsider.

820
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 3: I don't know this for sure, but rock climbing gyms,

821
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 3: I feel like they want you in there, Like they

822
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 3: just want you in there.

823
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: They just want to talk to someone.

824
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: They're all like high but also caffeinated, chatty. They want

825
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,959
Speaker 2: to like blay you. They want to teach you about

826
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 2: the carabiners.

827
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're real.

828
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: That does seem like a warm, welcoming community, which to

829
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 2: me would be an extremely intimidating thing to go in

830
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 2: and start doing. Yeah, but that does see, they do

831
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 2: seem friendly.

832
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to do it because I don't want friends.

833
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 3: Like I want to just go work out alone, listen

834
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 3: to angry music, and then leave. I don't want to

835
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 3: have to like socialize every time I go to the gym.

836
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 2: In a gym, yeah, I heard a really funny bit.

837
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 2: Joe Zimmerman has a is one of my favorite comedians,

838
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: and he has a special out right now on YouTube

839
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 2: and it's so funny. You guys, Joe Zimmerman. If you

840
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: want a good new stand up special, but one of

841
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 2: the jokes that I'm just like, I can't believe this, Like,

842
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 2: you know, when you come across the joke, you're like,

843
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 2: why didn't I think of that? It's like right there,

844
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 2: why hasn't everyone thought of it? But he's like, as

845
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: a kid, all you do want to do is play,

846
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 2: and the worst thing is when like you get called

847
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,439
Speaker 2: in for dinner because you're like, I gotta go eat.

848
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 1: I want to play.

849
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: And like then the other worst thing as a kid

850
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 2: is bedtime. You're like, I don't want to go to bed.

851
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 2: I want to play. And then you become an adult

852
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: and that's literally all you want to do, Like your

853
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 2: whole life revolves around the two things. As a kid,

854
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 2: you were trying to avoid the most so you could play.

855
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,959
Speaker 2: And then when you get together with friends to quote

856
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: unquote play, there's no play anymore. You get together to

857
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 2: go eat, you're like, let's go do the eating thing.

858
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 4: Wow.

859
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 2: Or you sit around with your friend and you watch

860
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 2: a football game and you watch other boys play.

861
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 3: Wow.

862
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 2: And it was just such a great Joe Zimmerman amaze.

863
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: That bit like floored me because it was just so

864
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 2: it came around and like it proved a thesis and

865
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 2: it was just one of those that you're like, damn,

866
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 2: that's so true. But and then he just said, you know,

867
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 2: like going to school, and I've heard people talk about

868
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 2: like running the mile in your street clothes and then

869
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: you have to go learn math and stuff like that.

870
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 2: But he has a great bit about that where it's

871
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: like you would have you would eat spaghetti and milk

872
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 2: and then they'd go like go to recess, now go

873
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 2: run around on a parking lot.

874
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 3: That was so funny.

875
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 2: I had a great time watching comedy this weekend. I

876
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 2: would to see Andrew Santino.

877
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: He was in Can another read comedia.

878
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 2: Yes is Josian Redhead? I thought, so, oh, he doesn't

879
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: strike me as one? He seems so it was a joke.

880
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 2: I love redheads, so he's definitely a red headed.

881
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 3: He's a little ready redhead.

882
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,240
Speaker 1: No, Joe, if you're listening, you don't strike me as one.

883
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 2: By the way, Joe, one time we were we like

884
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 2: used to we were like friends for a little bit.

885
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 2: We're still friends, but like we were hanging out and

886
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 2: he was going to the Mall of America to perform

887
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: and I told him to go, like, do not go.

888
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 2: You got to see the seals, like they have indoor

889
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 2: seals that do a show.

890
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Like I was like, really upset by it.

891
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,240
Speaker 2: I wanted to protest during the thing because these seals

892
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: are just locked in this mall all day long.

893
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: It's like barbaric. It's disgusting.

894
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 2: And he thought I meant ghosts. He bought a ticket

895
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 2: to go see the seals and he and he wrote

896
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 2: me after it was I saw the seals and I

897
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: was like, isn't that fucked up?

898
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: And he was like, what do you mean?

899
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: Like he messagere and why I wanted him to see

900
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 2: the seals, Like I just want you to like see

901
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 2: them and be horrified by it. But it was really funny.

902
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: He's just a great guy. But I loved I'm becoming less.

903
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 3: See the border, Go see the go see the You

904
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 3: have to go check out the border. I mean, you

905
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 3: got to see what's going on down there.

906
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. Because I watched US and L this weekend because

907
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 2: obviously it's Emil was on, Nate Bargatzi was on Two Friends.

908
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: So much fucking fun to watch that, I like it almost.

909
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 2: Felt like the way I used to watch it when

910
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 2: I was like eleven twelve, of like SNL's coming on, Like,

911
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 2: I love anticipatory television so much fun to see a

912
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: meal again in an actual.

913
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: I didn't see.

914
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 2: I think maybe he was in a sketch like on

915
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 2: set last week but his first week. But for me,

916
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 2: I only saw the taped pieces ones because I didn't

917
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: watch it live. But this time I got to watch

918
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 2: it live with my sister. We were laughing so hard.

919
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 2: He was in a scene that I fucking loved it.

920
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: Would we talk to him about how it is?

921
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, doing He's not gonna blast great. He's

922
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: so cool and like, can you imagine being twenty five

923
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: and being cool and calm about being on SNL and

924
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 2: being like it'll happen when it happens. Like I'm just

925
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 2: having a good time now, just freaking out about anything.

926
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: It's so much work. I've seen SNL.

927
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 4: I think i've seen it twice, and I know that

928
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 4: they do like the run through and then they do

929
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 4: the actual show.

930
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: It's incredible. Twice. Yeah, I was in the audience.

931
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant like the show. I was like, Noah, what, Oh,

932
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 2: so you've been to the show.

933
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yesterday run incredible. Yeah, it's it's insane.

934
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: What they put on every week, and they start writing,

935
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 2: you know, they I think pitch sketches on Wednesday, and

936
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 2: then they start producing them on Thursday and shooting stuff

937
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 2: on Friday, and then then by Saturday, it's like time

938
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: to go, you know, like and they don't do any prep.

939
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: Like if you are hosting the show, your first day

940
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 2: I think is Monday. They have Sunday off, you know,

941
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 2: to recuperate, and then Monday you show up at the

942
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 2: office and I think everyone writes, and then I think

943
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: Wednesday is when you kind of get pitched that the scripts.

944
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 2: It happens within days. It's incredible what they do.

945
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 3: And I really hard job.

946
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 2: I love this.

947
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 3: It says like it's not good or like that. It's

948
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 3: like like you have to write if every week and

949
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 3: you have to write a full hour sketch show every

950
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 3: week that has like all that your sketches of them,

951
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 3: like you need to like tailor make it to this

952
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 3: to the host, that is one of the hardest things

953
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 3: he could possibly do. And the fact that they get

954
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 3: even just one good sketch per week is a miracle.

955
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: They had so many this week. Nate's monologue was so funny.

956
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: He was so good he's just so he's such a

957
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 2: great like he would have been a great SNL cast member.

958
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 2: He's just like made for that show. He's so himself

959
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: in every sketch, but he's a really good actor as himself.

960
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 2: His line reads are so on point. Everything he says

961
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 2: is funny. He and you could tell he's actually like

962
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: really trying, you know, like he has this great kind

963
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: of vibe of of not putting in too much effort,

964
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 2: which makes him very likable. But at the same time,

965
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 2: I know that he is trying, like he takes it

966
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 2: very seriously. Some of the sketches that were so good

967
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: was the George Washington one where he's you know, a

968
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 2: founding father and he has dreams of this country and

969
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 2: all the dreams are about like the way spell things

970
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 2: and like this, like the absurdity of how we have

971
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 2: a name for the number twelve another name doesn't.

972
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: And they're like, sir, will there be any other names

973
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: for other numbers?

974
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 2: No?

975
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: Only that one.

976
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: Like he's just he has all these dreams of how

977
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 2: American spell things, and it's just It's a great sketch.

978
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: And it was the second version they did of it,

979
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: and then they did another one.

980
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 2: Uh, The final sketch of the night was my favorite,

981
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 2: where he plays an assistant coach and this team during halftime,

982
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 2: a high school basket football team is getting a pep

983
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 2: talk from their coach of like, you.

984
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: Guys gotta want it. It's about focus.

985
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 2: You gotta go out there, and it's whoever, what dever

986
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 2: team wants the most, and I don't feel like you

987
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 2: boys want it.

988
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: And then he's like, you know, kach Wels, do you

989
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: have anything to say?

990
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: And then what Nate comes in and he's like, you know, guys,

991
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 2: I still need a lot of You sold me twenty

992
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: dollars for the jerseys, if you could ask your parents,

993
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: and so he just keeps harping on this twenty dollars.

994
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: But the brilliant turn I like, you know, it's it's

995
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 2: it's really hard to end a sketch and and and

996
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 2: make it hilarious like the ending and that you know that.

997
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 2: I think a lot of times you just like get

998
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: out on whatever you can, and sometimes they go in

999
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: too long because you can't find an ending. It's really,

1000
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: from what I understand about sketch writing, ending stuff is hard.

1001
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: Is that correct, Brian?

1002
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Endings are probably the hardest part, I would say, right.

1003
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 2: But this one had a great one because so this

1004
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: coach keeps talking about the twenty dollars he needs for

1005
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 2: the shirts, and can you guys ask your parents and

1006
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: can you please write the check out? You can't write

1007
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 2: coach Allan, it's Alan Welsh. It's wl c h w

1008
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 2: l s c H. There's a C in there back

1009
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 2: to you, coach, And it was so funny. So then

1010
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 2: at the very end, the boys are getting other, you know,

1011
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: pep talk from their head coach, and then they're like,

1012
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 2: you know what, we.

1013
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: Are gonna go out there and I'm gonna get that

1014
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: twenty dollars from my mom. And the other one's like

1015
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: I am.

1016
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: Too, We're gonna go do it, and then like it's

1017
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: It was just such a great triumphant ending. It was

1018
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: a perfect sketch. There was another one that was a

1019
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 2: waterslide sketch. I mean, I think these are worth going

1020
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 2: through and watching again if you have time. Lonely Island

1021
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 2: is back right, which is so exciting. They did a

1022
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 2: great a song called Sushi Glory Hole, which, like the premise,

1023
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 2: at first, I was like, Okay, I don't know if

1024
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 2: I'm into this. It's kind of grossing me out. But

1025
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 2: then the whole, the whole song becomes it becomes funny

1026
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: because it's such an ridiculous idea and they won't let

1027
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: it go, and they kept saying, hear me out, hear

1028
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 2: me out, and it just becomes about these guys who

1029
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 2: are insensant about uh, you know, making a sushi glory

1030
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 2: whole happen, and uh, it's just it's just great.

1031
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: The cold opens are great with.

1032
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, all the the impersonations of the political stuff.

1033
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 2: Like I am just like, it's fun being a fan

1034
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 2: of that show again in such a real way, and

1035
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 2: I look forward to it, uh every week now and

1036
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 2: oh my god, shout out to Heidi Gardner. Everyone needs

1037
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 2: to watch Heidi Gardner do a sketch called like, oh

1038
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 2: what was it called? She so she's I won't give

1039
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 2: it away too much. There's there's nothing to give away.

1040
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 2: Her performance is unngiveawayable because it's an industry. It's the

1041
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 2: level of commitment that you have only seen on Conan's

1042
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: Hot Ones in terms of like someone doing something so

1043
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 2: insane just to make the most laughs. And she is

1044
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 2: just I think she is a national treasure of comedy.

1045
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 2: I love her so much. It is she's at they're

1046
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 2: at a very serious dinner where they're like talking about

1047
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 2: someone in their family like needs an intervention. Oh, it

1048
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 2: was like someone in their family has dementia and they're

1049
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 2: ready to like maybe put them in a home. So

1050
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: it's a really serious topic. And she orders the Mile

1051
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 2: High Burger and they bring it over and they're like,

1052
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 2: and you have one hour to consume the or you

1053
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 2: have ten minutes to consume this burger, and if you do,

1054
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 2: you get a free meal or whatever, like some kind

1055
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: of surprise prize or all expenses paid trip. And so

1056
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,399
Speaker 2: she's listening to the serious conversation. She just at first

1057
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 2: she's like, I don't want to do that. This is

1058
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: I just ordered a burger. It just sounded good. I

1059
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 2: thought I would have like an egg on it, the

1060
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,240
Speaker 2: Mile High Denver. And then she starts eating this burger

1061
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 2: and it is so funny, like no one would have

1062
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 2: gone as far as she did. I can only assume

1063
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 2: she can only assume that she consumed five thousand calories

1064
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 2: during this sketch, Like it was she went fucking buck wild.

1065
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 2: I respect it so much. It really was inspiring to me.

1066
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 2: To like go hard for the joke and if you commit,

1067
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 2: people will come around. There was nothing to come around to.

1068
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 2: It was already a fantastic premise, but it was. It's

1069
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 2: really worth a watch. Heidi Gardner, I just I love

1070
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: so much and every week I'm like wowed by her.

1071
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: I just really love this cast. I'm loving the show.

1072
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 4: Back.

1073
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 2: It's it always has it, It's always been great. It's

1074
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 2: like it just it feels really relevant and it feels fresh,

1075
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, I just I like looking forward

1076
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 2: to watching something and you know, with all the things

1077
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 2: happening in dumps and streaming and and and something live,

1078
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 2: I mean the live element is exciting.

1079
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally.

1080
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 3: There was this YouTuber who said, like wanted a question

1081
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 3: that premise that SNL is bad now and that it

1082
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 3: was better back in like the seventies or whatever or

1083
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 3: whatever the hive, and so he went back and he

1084
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 3: watched all the episodes and he's like the reason why

1085
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 3: people think SNL used to be better is because they

1086
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 3: are in their head they are thinking of SNL Best

1087
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:20,280
Speaker 3: of compilations. Every year, SNL comes out with the best

1088
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 3: of compilation and that's what And then even if you

1089
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 3: saw the SNL replays on v H one. They cut they.

1090
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 2: Were pulling best doves.

1091
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they would cut out like the bottom four.

1092
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 3: It would just be like four of the best sketches

1093
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 3: from that.

1094
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 2: Lie when someone debunks this ship. Yeah, I'm so tired

1095
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: of that. Also used to be good, right, We're talking

1096
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: about when you were twelve and you like there was

1097
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 2: less things on TV and you had a smaller brain.

1098
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 2: Like it's always been a struggle of a show to like,

1099
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 2: and it's always had amazing moments.

1100
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 3: It's it's it's always had amazing moments. And there was

1101
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 3: you know, there was that famous like when Lauren left

1102
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 3: that cast that was just like irredeemable. But like, besides that,

1103
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 3: they were they always had great sketches. They always they

1104
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 3: were always a cultural touchstone. And they always had terrible sketches.

1105
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,959
Speaker 3: You just don't remember them because they're buried and they're gone.

1106
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 3: They're only out that one night.

1107
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: Sure.

1108
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 2: I just I'm really excited about being excited about.

1109
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: The lore of it now.

1110
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 2: I'm like I want to read all the books and stuff,

1111
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: Like I'm super into it. I'm getting a little autistic

1112
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 2: on this shit, Like I'm getting this I need a

1113
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 2: new like obsession and it's it's cranking in. We'll be

1114
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: back with more of my obsession before we get back

1115
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 2: up to this. We did a show last week that

1116
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 2: you might have seen on Netflix, my parents, me Coopermany

1117
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 2: live speaking of Tuesday Day Live the Tyler Henry Show

1118
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 2: on Netflix. It was called Live from the Other Side,

1119
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 2: hosted by Amanda Klutz. Tyler Henry is does a reading

1120
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 2: and my parents were both there, and Andrew Colin and

1121
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 2: Lizzie Cooperman were my two friends I brought and.

1122
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 3: So funny one the whole time. And then Tyler Henry

1123
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 3: asked that he said, I'll give you a private reading

1124
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 3: because I feel so bad that I didn't talk to

1125
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 3: you at all.

1126
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: Yep, and I knew from that time.

1127
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 2: I knew that he was backed up on these private

1128
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 2: readings because I would see Tyler Henry Live and I

1129
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 2: was like, he gave away seven private reading readings. I'm like,

1130
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 2: he that's seven hours of his time on zoom. Like,

1131
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 2: if he does this every show, there must be a

1132
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 2: long line. And I feel bad for the guy. What

1133
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 2: a sweeteet to give these way. But I was like, Andrew,

1134
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 2: don't expect that anytime soon, and Andrew told me it

1135
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 2: was like eighteen months.

1136
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: Booked out right.

1137
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 3: They he posted about that too.

1138
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: What did he say, eighteen months?

1139
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 3: Well months away?

1140
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1141
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,879
Speaker 2: And did you did he say the joke? No, it's

1142
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 2: the joke, I guess. He said that like you can

1143
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 2: talk to your alive mother when she's dead now later,

1144
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 2: So they like, like.

1145
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 3: Right by the time I get the reading, I'll be

1146
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 3: the one you're talking to.

1147
00:52:55,040 --> 00:53:01,319
Speaker 1: Honestly, yes, So we went in during the day last Tuesday.

1148
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,720
Speaker 2: We had to be top seagirt about it because Tyler

1149
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 2: did not know we were coming in and we didn't

1150
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 2: want no one wants anyone to know anything. So that's

1151
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 2: why I posted about it while we were live on

1152
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: the show, because I asked the producers like, do you

1153
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 2: want me to post about this? And they're like, you can't,

1154
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 2: And I go, what if it's once the show starts?

1155
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 2: And they're like, I guess, actually, that'd be kind of fun.

1156
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 2: So I did that and it was so fun to

1157
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: do the show with my family.

1158
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 4: So you guys brought like family heirlooms. He didn't know

1159
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 4: what you were bringing until we were right around.

1160
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 2: He didn't know it was me until anything. And so

1161
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 2: we walk out first time seeing him, and yes, we

1162
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 2: were told to bring things, not photos, but things, and

1163
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 2: I really didn't have any things of any of the

1164
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 2: dead people I wanted to talk to, unfortunately. But my

1165
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 2: dad had a drawing that my dead cousin had made,

1166
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 2: so he gave me that for my thing. My mom

1167
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 2: had a bracelet from my aunt Linen. My mom also

1168
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 2: had some hair from my mom, but she forgot to

1169
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 2: bring it, as you do with locks of hair from

1170
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 2: your dead mother, she left it at home, which the

1171
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 2: ironic thing is my mom had someone else's hair in

1172
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 2: her hair.

1173
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 4: My mom okay, because Julie had a glow up on.

1174
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 2: That she looked like a real housewife. Yeah, unrecognizable. She

1175
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 2: said that her mom.

1176
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: Shouldn't come back because she wouldn't recognize her. She was

1177
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: so funny.

1178
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,240
Speaker 2: She you know, I got her full hair and makeup

1179
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 2: from my friend Leah, and so she she My mom

1180
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: never wears her hair down ever. Ever, Ever, no one's

1181
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 2: ever seen her with it. I haven't even She's insecure

1182
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: because it's such fine hair. And she told a story

1183
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 2: that when she was little like her teacher told her

1184
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 2: she had fine hair, and she went home to brag

1185
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 2: to her brothers like I missus sut Key told me

1186
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,760
Speaker 2: I had the finest hair, and they're like, you idiot,

1187
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: it means your hair's thin and shitty. Everyone so mean

1188
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 2: to my mom My, poor fucking mom.

1189
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 3: That's right. So I mean, I was watching this at

1190
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 3: home live as a skeptic, hoping that Tyler Henry would

1191
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 3: convince me and I he started off so strong. Oh

1192
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 3: the first gay out of the gate, he I mean

1193
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 3: him and his Is that his wife? Who is that?

1194
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 2: No?

1195
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: That was no, he's very gay.

1196
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 2: Uh No, that is Amanda Klutes.

1197
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: She is a host on CBS is the Talk.

1198
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 2: She's also a Broadway star.

1199
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,479
Speaker 1: Yes, no, it was his mom.

1200
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 2: His mom was there, Oh, his mom, Yes, that was

1201
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 2: something else. Yes, his mom was also sat on the.

1202
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 3: Side out of the gate. He is like, what's that

1203
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 3: restaurant we went to? And then the mom's like it

1204
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 3: was Linz And then like do you have a lin

1205
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 3: And then you guys have a dead aunt Linz.

1206
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: Aunt Lynn was our number one that we wanted to

1207
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 1: come back.

1208
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 3: Is insane.

1209
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 2: It was jaw dropping. My jaw did open, and then

1210
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 2: it just got ady d like there were just so

1211
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 2: many different details coming in.

1212
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 3: I did to just unravel.

1213
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 2: In my mind, it's a live show. He's tried his best.

1214
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 2: There was a lot of stuff coming through. I thought

1215
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 2: for me, him describing a guy being pushed and then

1216
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 2: being catapulted into like a wall or something was so

1217
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 2: visually representative of me pushing my dead cousin in a

1218
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 2: car and call when we called him crash Hiller, which

1219
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 2: was like his evil canevil kind of persona that he

1220
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 2: put up was a huge part of our childhood. I

1221
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 2: thought that was very much JD coming through. I believed it.

1222
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 2: Maybe I was inventing that maybe everyone in the world

1223
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 2: can think of some dead person that they've pushed, that

1224
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 2: fell out of a window. There's some story or something,

1225
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 2: but that that from Here's here's my bottom like, because

1226
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 2: everyone like, is it real or not? I have no

1227
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 2: real I'm never gonna get a reading from him again.

1228
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 2: I could burn this bridge and say that it's not

1229
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 2: real if I didn't think it was. I'm fifty to fifty.

1230
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 2: Here's what I do know. I don't think that Tyler

1231
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 2: if it's not real. I don't think Tyler knows it's

1232
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 2: not real. I think he is acting on instinct and

1233
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: believes right.

1234
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 3: I mean, it could be hearing voices in his head.

1235
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 2: I whatever, I don't think it's that, but I do.

1236
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 2: It's either real or Tyler doesn't know it's not real.

1237
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 2: And here's the other thing. Even if dear Tyler Henry

1238
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 2: is fooling us all and is a complete charlatan, I

1239
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 2: looked at it and I go, what harm is this causing?

1240
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find anything bad that is because of

1241
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 2: if this were all based on lies, all he does

1242
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: is give people closure, makes people feel like they have

1243
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 2: that there's something after this life, which is so soothing,

1244
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 2: And he tells people that they might have cancer. He

1245
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 2: gets people to google good cancer screenings. He's only putting

1246
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 2: good things out there. And I really racked my brain

1247
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 2: for any reason. If he was completely lying and I

1248
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 2: found out he was a fraud, why I'd rarely have

1249
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 2: a problem with it.

1250
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: And I don't.

1251
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 2: I think he's only doing good. He's making it's it's

1252
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 2: I would say that there's not a lot of difference

1253
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 2: between this and organized religion, except that he's not bilking

1254
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 2: people for thousands of dollars and shaming them about having

1255
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 2: premarital sex and being born with sin. So I would

1256
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 2: say that it's he's doing all the things that religion does,

1257
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 2: aside from building a sense of community, which is also

1258
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 2: a good thing about religion, but it's none of the

1259
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 2: bullshit of it. He's giving people hope, he's giving people.

1260
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: Closure.

1261
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 2: My sister's can now going to get checked for uterin

1262
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 2: cancer because he told her she probably has it.

1263
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 3: Well, that's question.

1264
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 2: My sister's watching Netflix and like watching her family live

1265
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 2: on air and Tyler Henry says, does your sister struggle

1266
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: with any like, you know, below the belt feminine cancers?

1267
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 2: And we were like no, and he's like, she should

1268
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 2: just watch out for that, and we're like, oh my god.

1269
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 3: That to me will be the deciding factor. If she

1270
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 3: goes to the doctor and they go, you got some polyps,

1271
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 3: then I will be more of a believer.

1272
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 2: I won't, uh not, because I think I just think

1273
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 2: that cancer's very regular.

1274
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 1: It's very common, right, And.

1275
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 3: Uh well, that's where he should have started. If he's

1276
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 3: really a charlatan, he should have started off more vague.

1277
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 3: What's impressive about him, and I think why he's so

1278
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,919
Speaker 3: successful is because he really takes wild stabs at specifics.

1279
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 4: But I also like that he was like okay. You know,

1280
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 4: like when you said, oh, oh, I think it's my cousin,

1281
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 4: blah blah blah, He's like, no, let's not put this

1282
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 4: into a box. Let's not make something. Let's not make

1283
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 4: it something when it's not. Don't put a circle in

1284
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 4: a square like that. Yeah, try to make it fit.

1285
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 3: That could be all part of his grift though. That's

1286
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 3: why he is a successful version of this because he

1287
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 3: has these two tricks. One of them is taking very

1288
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 3: specific shots, and the other one is when it seems

1289
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 3: like you're giving him a bone, he rejects it. And

1290
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 3: that's just so mind boggling for someone who's trying to

1291
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 3: trick you.

1292
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it could be part of the whole thing because

1293
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 2: a lot of times, yeah, people who are tricking will

1294
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 2: do the opposite of what you think because you go, no,

1295
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 2: if they were tricking me, they wouldn't have done that.

1296
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 2: And that's what I kept saying afterwards, was like, if

1297
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 2: he was able to google things about me and find

1298
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 2: a bunch of stuff, it would have been a better reading.

1299
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 3: Right now, The reading was.

1300
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 2: Substance, Yeah it did, because maybe that's just what we got,

1301
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 2: you know, final thought, because I sensed the reading was

1302
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 2: lacking substance.

1303
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: I substanced it up a little bit because I was.

1304
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 2: Very acutely aware during the show that this was a

1305
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 2: show and people needed to be entertained. So I did

1306
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 2: offer stories and Joe foaks along the way to spice

1307
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 2: it up.

1308
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 3: About twenty three minutes then NICKI turned it on. That's

1309
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 3: what happened. It was like, you're waiting there, You're waiting

1310
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 3: for some revelations after Lynn, and then I could see

1311
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 3: in your eyes you like perked up and you were

1312
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 3: just like, all right, gonna be a comedy thing now.

1313
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. I dropped a couple of lines that, yeah.

1314
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 2: I was just like, I gotta save this because I

1315
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 2: don't want people to start turning tuning out, being like

1316
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 2: nothing's gonna happen. I wanted to like get some stuff

1317
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 2: going because and I'm I'm constantly I was never trying

1318
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 2: to My dad was like, man the whole time, I'm

1319
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 2: just trying so hard to make him right, And I

1320
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: wasn't trying to do that. I was trying so hard

1321
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 2: to be entertaining for people at home right Like that

1322
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 2: was because it was a TV show. I was trying

1323
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 2: to have real moments and keep it real and I

1324
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 2: obviously did that and and told some stories that I

1325
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 2: regretted telling and was kind of like, oh God, why

1326
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 2: to do that? But it was on my mind that

1327
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 2: this is a TV show and people are watching, and

1328
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 2: I can't just if it would have been a private

1329
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 2: reading for my family, I would have just been sitting

1330
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 2: there like, no, that's not really it, you know, And

1331
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 2: I was. I was trying to find funny moments. But

1332
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 2: I do, like people keep texting me like do you

1333
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 2: believe it? And I really am fifty to fifty and

1334
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 2: I think that's the best I can ever could ever give.

1335
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 1: And it's it's how I want to feel like.

1336
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 2: I I don't want to think that there was some

1337
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 2: way that he found out I was on the show

1338
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 2: and went through my Instagram and saw my post about

1339
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 2: my aunt Linn. I don't want to think that that's

1340
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 2: what happens. Could it have happened one hundred percent?

1341
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: Yes?

1342
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 3: Right? But is there really to find that you have

1343
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 3: a dead ant Linn? Anyway?

1344
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 2: Like my dad said, it took him five minutes of

1345
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 2: scrolling on my Instagram.

1346
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 3: Okay, so it says on your Instagram that you have

1347
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 3: a deceased aunt named Lynn, Yes, Okay, well, I going

1348
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 3: into this, I was ten percent believe, ninety percent disbelief,

1349
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 3: and I think leaving it, I'm now seven percent. Oh shit, yeah,

1350
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 3: I think I dropped three percent.

1351
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 2: I I just I'm still I'm fifty.

1352
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: I like I and I will say the other fifty.

1353
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 2: I do not think Tyler Henry is a fraud or

1354
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 2: like sche scheming people. I just think that whatever he's getting,

1355
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 2: you know, I think that you know, you know that

1356
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 2: documentary where the woman learned to like was helping the

1357
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 2: nonverbal man talk by holding his hand. Yeah, and and

1358
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 2: she was actually doing what she wanted to do, but

1359
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 2: she thought it was what he wanted to do. She

1360
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 2: really did think that he was spelling those things out

1361
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 2: because subconsciously she was actually saying what she wanted. They

1362
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 2: did test and they determined that people who are helping

1363
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 2: these nonverbal people, they'll show the nonverbal person a picture

1364
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 2: of an apple. They'll show the person who's helping them

1365
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 2: with a hand a picture of a clock, and then

1366
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 2: they'll say, now, now, what did you just see? They'll

1367
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 2: ask the nonverbal person, and the person will spell clock,

1368
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 2: thinking that their nonverbal person saw clock. Now they're not

1369
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 2: doing that because they're they think they're doing it. They

1370
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 2: literally think that that's they they I think people sometimes

1371
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 2: do things that are insincere and they don't know they're

1372
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 2: doing it, right.

1373
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a conscious thing. It's also it

1374
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 1: goes back to what Joe Zimmerman was saying.

1375
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 4: It's like, let's just play as adults and see this

1376
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 4: as a.

1377
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: Play that's fun, that's really good.

1378
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 2: And it goes back to what I say, where with kids,

1379
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 2: I don't want to play and I can't, and maybe

1380
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 2: I need to get it into that more of being

1381
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 2: like this is a mean guy and he's going to

1382
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 2: get your fork and I'm a mister spoon and we're

1383
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 2: gonna fight.

1384
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 1: Like more of that in my life, right.

1385
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 3: I'm not getting Tyler Henry as a conscious grifter either.

1386
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 3: I'm getting him as like he believes what he's doing

1387
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 3: is happening for whatever reason. He might have some connection

1388
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 3: to the other side, or he might really have like

1389
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 3: some sort of weird pathology that causes him to hear

1390
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,640
Speaker 3: voices in his head. Either way, I think he is

1391
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 3: earnest in his appraisal and he believes he's talking to ghosts,

1392
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 3: but is he actually I'm not.

1393
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 1: Convinced he's entertaining, so and.

1394
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 3: That's what it is. Ultimately, it's entertainment.

1395
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,800
Speaker 2: I've never wanted my sister to have uterine cancer more

1396
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 2: just to prove Tyler Henry's reel.

1397
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:08,440
Speaker 3: But it just shows you when you're doing when you're

1398
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 3: doing the private readings, like it just shows you how

1399
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 3: much of a handicap it is to have an audience

1400
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 3: of five hundred people and to just throw stuff out

1401
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 3: there that's very specific because someone in the audience is

1402
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 3: going to have something connected. When he did it in

1403
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 3: front of just four people, it's so much more difficult,

1404
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 3: and it showed.

1405
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 2: It definitely showed, But it was really done.

1406
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 3: What he should have been like, you should have said, like,

1407
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 3: does anyone here have like a relative who's like an

1408
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 3: animal or something like that who passed away, And when

1409
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 3: when everyone said no, like a lighting guy should have

1410
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 3: been like, wait a second, I've got a relative.

1411
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 2: They told us that might happen. They don't know what

1412
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 2: could come through. But I will say that my mom

1413
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 2: accidentally sent me a text that she meant for someone

1414
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 2: else that said I didn't even want to.

1415
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 1: Look like that.

1416
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 2: Nikki forced it because she hired this girl and I

1417
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 2: couldn't say what I wanted and then my mom goes,

1418
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 2: uh oh, Julie and I just laughed and laughed. But

1419
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 2: it was so funny because my mom was like, take

1420
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 2: down my eyes. I can't, this is too much I need.

1421
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 2: I don't like my eyebrow. She was very vocal about

1422
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 2: what she did want, but we did force her because

1423
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 2: we thought she looked good to have hair, and I

1424
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 2: think she did feel pretty. And I and she cut

1425
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 2: my extensions that I paid hundreds of dollars for. I

1426
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 2: was like, I'll give them to you.

1427
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 4: Mom.

1428
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 2: She was like, really, so she's got my extensions now

1429
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 2: and now she's sent a text to her friends being like,

1430
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,919
Speaker 2: Nikki made me so calling you out.

1431
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 1: Mom.

1432
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 3: We also forgot everyone forgot that she was called pig lady,

1433
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 3: pig woman.

1434
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 4: I was yelling, what the flow, It wasn't the weasel,

1435
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 4: it was the pig.

1436
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: Yeah wait a second.

1437
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you didn't watch the show, Tyler Henry

1438
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 2: kept saying that our family had we called someone by

1439
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 2: a name like you would call your grandpa. We called

1440
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 2: him bear or we called him right, uh possum, you know,

1441
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 2: like uh someone, And we were just like sitting there,

1442
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 2: just like trying to figure out anyone, and my mom

1443
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 2: was pig woman.

1444
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 1: I don't think that's it.

1445
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 2: I think Tyler Henry would have been like, nope, and

1446
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 2: then we would my mom would have just been sad that.

1447
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,920
Speaker 1: We said that, but it would have been hilarious to

1448
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:20,480
Speaker 1: have said that.

1449
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 2: Like, there was a part of me that wanted to

1450
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 2: have my phone so people watching live could text me,

1451
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,920
Speaker 2: because when you're out there, you like don't know, you're

1452
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 2: trying to remember every detail of your like childhood with

1453
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 2: these people that you haven't been around with since they

1454
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:36,320
Speaker 2: died in ninety five, and it's vague and it's it's

1455
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 2: like it was. It was really hard. But when I remembered,

1456
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 2: when I remembered the goose thing, I was so excited

1457
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 2: because that was a big part of our childhood, was

1458
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 2: when my aunt got goosed and we thought it was

1459
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 2: the funniest word ever, even though she was sexually assaulted

1460
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,720
Speaker 2: in an ace hardware like a man grabbed her vagina.

1461
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 3: That's what goos thing is.

1462
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 2: Well, she came home from going to the hardware store

1463
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 2: and she came home she was like, you won't pull

1464
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:03,959
Speaker 2: I was goosed and she was hysteric. About it because

1465
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 2: she got fucking goosed. It was the funniest thing we've

1466
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 2: ever heard, like, like a way a goose goes like

1467
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 2: honk like a guy like gooster?

1468
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 3: Is that real or is she just saying that?

1469
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was the last time and first

1470
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 2: time I ever heard that phrase, but it made so

1471
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 2: much sense. But we giggled so hard about it. It

1472
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 2: became like a running joke with us kids, which is

1473
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 2: so cruel looking back. We didn't understand the gravity of it.

1474
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 2: But I was so excited that that might be the connection.

1475
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:31,880
Speaker 2: And then Tyler's like, no.

1476
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: It wasn't.

1477
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I just threw my aunt's sexual

1478
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:38,080
Speaker 2: assault out on live TV for no reason. I was like, oh,

1479
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 2: you idiot, but whatever.

1480
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:44,760
Speaker 3: We should have playful animal names for all sorts of crimes.

1481
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it does work perfectly, because a goose would

1482
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 2: just go honk.

1483
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,440
Speaker 3: Now, describe on the doll where the man pelicaned you.

1484
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 2: Well. I also thought it might have been because we

1485
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 2: were talking about my aunt j D or my uncle

1486
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 2: sorry cousin j D at the time, who died at

1487
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 2: the age of thirty two, and he's my best friend

1488
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 2: growing up, and it was very tragic death, which he

1489
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 2: nailed his death. He was like it was organ failure.

1490
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was looking for his mother and as

1491
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 2: he was dying, we all heard that he was on

1492
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 2: a stretcher, going mom, where's my mom? Like really like

1493
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 2: so sad, I can't even handle it, but JD like

1494
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 2: I didn't even want to say it on the show.

1495
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 2: But one time we were on a speedboat and there

1496
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 2: was this like girl that was a friend of my

1497
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 2: famili's that like we just didn't really know, and she

1498
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 2: was like a girl that was like our age, and

1499
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,680
Speaker 2: I was just trying to make my cousin laugh. So

1500
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 2: I just like grabbed this girl's butt and I go hunky,

1501
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,840
Speaker 2: like I just like bost this girl on the butt, right,

1502
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 2: And I want to just say, if I could find

1503
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 2: that girl, I would apologize. I would a million times.

1504
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 2: It was so inappropriate. I knew it right away because

1505
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 2: everyone was like, why did you do that? And I

1506
01:09:58,439 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 2: was just trying to make my cousin laugh. I think

1507
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,759
Speaker 2: we had been doing it to each other all weekend

1508
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:05,400
Speaker 2: or something, and I was almost gonna tell that story,

1509
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 2: and I'm almost reluctant to tell it now because like

1510
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 2: people are so quick to be like, that's sexual assault. Nikki'

1511
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 2: sexually assaulted someone when she was six years old, and

1512
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,720
Speaker 2: it's like you can be canceled for things you did

1513
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 2: when you were six, I think, but I really didn't know,

1514
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:21,000
Speaker 2: and I thought maybe Jad was bringing that up live

1515
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 2: on air because it was a formative moment for me.

1516
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 2: Do you guys have any moments like that where you

1517
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:28,880
Speaker 2: like impulsively did something and you're like, why did I

1518
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 2: do that? That was so weird and gross and and appropriate?

1519
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,679
Speaker 2: Like does anything haunt like that?

1520
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,680
Speaker 3: When I was when I was two years old, I

1521
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 3: went in blackface to a prom.

1522
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 1: Or what you got to go to a prom when

1523
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 1: you were two?

1524
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I messed up, because.

1525
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 2: I said, it's crazy. Yeah, I mean, like it's.

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Speaker 3: What I do. That was.

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01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 2: You just said something inappropriate.

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01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 3: There's like thousands of times I did that, thousands, Yeah, but.

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01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 2: That one really stands out to me because I just

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01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,320
Speaker 2: remember being like, oh, and it was like kind of

1531
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,719
Speaker 2: sexual and it didn't mean to be, like I didn't

1532
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,600
Speaker 2: even see butts as sexual, but the adults around me

1533
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 2: reacted it to it in a way of like you're

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01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 2: a pervert, and I felt so horrible So if that

1535
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 2: girl's out there, and if anyone knows that that girl

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01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,280
Speaker 2: like has told a story where I went and I

1537
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 2: literally said honk it when I did it, like I

1538
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:21,560
Speaker 2: said a funny voice, and I'm really really sorry, and

1539
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:24,320
Speaker 2: I hope you haven't carried that with you. I will

1540
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,920
Speaker 2: make it up to you can have free tickets to

1541
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 2: my shows for the rest of your life. It's kind

1542
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:28,559
Speaker 2: of all like I can give you like a free

1543
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,400
Speaker 2: T shirt if you like, we have like a couple

1544
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 2: of extra larges left.

1545
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.

1546
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 2: I honestly I would. I would love to apologize to

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01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,439
Speaker 2: you in person if you're out there. I don't even

1548
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 2: remember your name or who you are. But and also

1549
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:42,040
Speaker 2: to the girl that my sister ran into at the

1550
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,639
Speaker 2: park who said that I shoved shit in her face.

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01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,440
Speaker 1: Do you remember that story?

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01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 2: No, yeah, my sister told her, but like she this

1553
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:54,960
Speaker 2: girl was like, I remember your sister at your birthday party.

1554
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 2: She shoved the shit in my face and like, my

1555
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 2: sister goes actual shit and she was like no, it

1556
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,759
Speaker 2: was like icing or some thing. And I'm like, oh fuck,

1557
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 2: I was such an asshole. But I didn't know it.

1558
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't know what I was doing. Please

1559
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 2: forgive me.

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01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:13,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't talk about it so embarrassed. But I

1561
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 3: did some stuff in like high school even that I

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01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 3: look back on and I'm like, oh, no.

1563
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:20,759
Speaker 2: No, that I'm sorry for any time I did anything

1564
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:22,840
Speaker 2: inappropriate to anyone it was. I don't want to say

1565
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,760
Speaker 2: it was a different time because that'll get you canceled too,

1566
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 2: but it kind of was, I think. But also I'm

1567
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,080
Speaker 2: not that person anymore. I've changed. I don't want to

1568
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 2: be that person. We got to go. Thank you for

1569
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,599
Speaker 2: listening to the show. We'll have more shows for you

1570
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:38,640
Speaker 2: next week. Don't even think they want a lot of

1571
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 2: tour date's coming up. I have Syracuse this Friday, and

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01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,920
Speaker 2: then I have Hershey, Pennsylvania on Saturday, and a second

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01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:48,200
Speaker 2: show on Sunday, and those tickets are probably close to

1574
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:50,960
Speaker 2: being sold out, probably some individuals available. I'd love to

1575
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 2: see you there. And then in two weeks I'm going

1576
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 2: to be doing a Florida tour, hopefully if everyone's okay

1577
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 2: there in Fort Lauderdale and Fort Myers. So get those

1578
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 2: tickets now. And tons of new tour dates announced right

1579
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 2: now on Nicki Glazer dot com. Go check those out.

1580
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,240
Speaker 2: I love when Bessie's come to shows. I love you

1581
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:07,920
Speaker 2: guys so much. Thank you for listening to podcast. I'm

1582
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 2: so grateful for you. Don't be care bye. The Nicki

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1585
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:21,479
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01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:25,320
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1587
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