WEBVTT - A Pretty Sleepy Bitch with Blair Socci 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:04.120 Hi Catherine, Oh, Hi Chelsea, Welcome back to la. 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:06.600 Oh Hello shallo. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:10.360 Chelsea. I have an update from one of our callers. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:13.560 This is from Emily. She called in on our Joel 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:17.680 Kim Booster episode a while back. She was having some 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:21.520 difficulty getting her writing done and we gave her some advice. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:26.360 Emily says, Hi, Catherine and Chelsea. Update about my no 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:28.960 nonsense writing habits that I've been improving in the last 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:31.440 few months since I talked to you guys. I actually 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:33.680 ended up quitting my job and going back to school 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:37.240 for graduate studies, and not surprisingly, that has really helped 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:39.720 put me back into the writing headspace I was first 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:42.040 in when I started the series back in my undergrad 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:45.480 I took Chelsea's suggestion and I now dedicate the first 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:47.519 hour or two of my day to writing. And you 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.080 were right. Not only does it feel less like a chore, 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.960 but the quality of what I'm putting out is a 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.720 lot better. I'm no proud to report that the first 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.000 three books in my series are done, and the first 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.840 two we'll be ready for beta readers in the next 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:01.000 time four to six weeks. 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:03.560 There we go, Yes, there we go. 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:06.280 My sister and I are trying to budget coming to 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.680 see you soon, So I'm looking forward to seeing you 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.240 live again. Thank you both so much. I really love 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:14.240 the advice and continue to admire and religiously listen to 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:15.160 the show. Emily. 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:20.720 Ah, that's incredible, I know, love it. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:21.319 Well. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.440 Our guest today is already on the line, but she's 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.119 been named one of Variety's ten Comics to Watch, and 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.800 you can watch her first hour long special on the 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:33.440 streamer Veeeps ve EPs and it's hysterical. So shall we 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:34.319 let her on the line. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.680 Hi, Blair Saki Saki Sucki. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:38.720 Hi Chelsea, how are you? 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:44.800 Oh cute, You're so cute. Well, we're happy to have you. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.160 Rosebud Baker texted me. She said, you have to have 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.680 this girl Blair Saki on. I thought it was so chy. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:55.480 So it's Sucki, Suki Sucki. And she's like, you're gonna 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.080 love her and she loves you, and I was like, 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.040 oh my god, I love a young comedian that I'm 0:01:59.040 --> 0:01:59.760 not familiar with. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:01.240 Oh that's so nice. 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:03.840 Yeah, of course. So it's so nice to meet you. 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:08.160 It's so nice. I've been such a fan for so long. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.720 I was like, this is just a thrill for me. 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:13.800 So what's your story? Tell me about yourself. 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.240 I well, first I was reading that you got certified 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:19.720 in a lot of different kind of wellness genres over COVID. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:23.200 So you are certified? What are you a mindfulness instructor? 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:23.920 What are you? 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:24.880 Hush? 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:27.560 You know, how do you identify tell us? 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.720 I guess I identify as comedian. But when we were 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.080 in lockdown in LA, like just things got so weird. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:39.560 I just started taking on like courses compulsively. I took 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:45.160 two levels of breath work. I did TM, I did tapping, 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:46.880 you know, eft tapping. 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:47.720 Uh huh. 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:50.800 I did reiki. I'm still not sure what reki is. 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:51.360 No one. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.200 I've also done raiky and left more confused than when 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:55.760 I arrived. 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:00.000 Yeah, but I just started taking courses I got really 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:03.200 Rosebud was like, we're gonna have to tie you to 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.480 the ground so you don't float away. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.400 So which what was your favorite thing that you got 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.640 that you took a course in or got certified in 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:11.600 over COVID. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:12.200 Uh. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:15.480 I guess breath work was the first one that I 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:18.080 did that sort of started it at all, because I 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.600 didn't know that breath work that you could just your 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.480 body could feel like that just from breathing. It was 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:24.960 really really bizarre. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:25.960 Who did you do it with? 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.320 I did it with these people called Revelation breath work. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.040 They have a lot of classes. But yeah, I remember 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.880 just being so shocked because we have DMT in our 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:39.200 spinal fluid. So I don't know. I know you've done psychedelics. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:43.720 I've dabbled myself, and I was pretty shocked about how 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:44.880 your body felt. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.560 You know, how did it feel? 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:47.600 Oh? 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.400 I mean it just feels like your your whole body's 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:55.960 vibrating like you're high. It's it's bizarre. Ooh yeah, have 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:56.840 you ever tried it? 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:57.360 No? 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:00.000 I'm not good at breathing, so I'm always a little 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.760 put off. Like when I ski, I always notice I 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.440 hold my breath. When I ever got I have to 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.960 get like a chiropractic adjustment. They're like, you're not breathing, 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.280 You're not breathing in your diaphragm. You're not And I'm like, yeah, 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.160 I know, I don't. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.280 I'm not a good breather. 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.640 So breath work always, like even meditation, when I have 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.719 to do like four breaths in and then four hold 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.800 and then inhale for four exhal for four Even that 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.440 for me is challenging, So I probably need breath work 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:24.640 more than the average person. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.520 I have to say, I'm exactly the same way, and 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:31.000 I still resist doing breath work, and every other like 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:34.039 person is always like are you breathing? You know, and 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:38.560 I resist it because it's almost like more laborious to 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.560 me at this point than going to the gym, Like 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.520 you really have to be in the mood to do 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.560 it. It's so physical. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.279 Yes, it is. It is physical. 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.440 Is this breath work like different than what you would 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.840 do typically when you're meditating? Is it more intense? What's 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:53.600 the experience? 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.719 Like, well, meditating is just like sort of regular breathing, 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:01.720 and then like breathwork, is this really physical breathing technique. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:04.160 Where you're blowing in and out right it huge inhales 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:07.560 and huge exhales. So in meditation, like you don't, Yeah, 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.559 you're just supposed to breathe regularly, unless they'll be like okay, 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:13.880 it's because sometimes guided meditations will go through a different 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:17.360 form of breathing exercises. I wouldn't even call it breath work, 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.440 but it's almost just to calm you, you know, it 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.400 calms your whatever that section of your brain is that 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.120 I can't think of right now because of mine isn't 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:24.599 on yet. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.880 Yeah, you know what's sick. I feel like a lot 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:30.839 of it is from just like this lifelong unconscious sucking 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.320 in your stomach. And I'm like, I think that's why 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:37.440 I just don't breathe that much without realizing it, or. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.440 I notice sometimes if I'm in an uncomfortable situation that 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:44.320 I hold my breath, which is actually very funny because 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:47.320 I obviously don't hold very much back. But I find 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:50.080 when I'm in an awkward or uncomfortable I'm my breathing 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.000 is off too. Because I've started to become a little 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.680 bit more aware of my breathing and the hopes that I. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:54.480 Can improve upon it. 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.200 Yet I'm not really willing to do any of the 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:57.760 exercises that would help me. 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.760 I know me too, honestly, I don't do it enough. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.599 I need to do it. 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:06.719 Also, what about when did you do ayahuasca? 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.240 Well? I did it most recently two months ago. 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:12.360 And how many times have you done it? 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.000 I've done it three times. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.919 Oh okay, how about you just one time? I did it? Yeah? 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:19.840 Well I did it twice actually, but it was for 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.440 a special I was shooting for Netflix. Oh yeah, and 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.680 I did it there. We went to Peru and I 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.440 had one night with my friends, and then I did 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:29.479 it the next night alone. So you said three, Like 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:31.880 how different was each experience? 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:36.680 I've done it three weekends, so however, I guess, yeah, 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:41.800 that's six nights. Yeah, I don't know how like I 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.960 they say it fine, you but someone, I guess everyone 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.920 had always say like, don't ever do it in LA 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.479 with white people, you know, And I was like, Okay, 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.440 I guess I'm not doing it till I make it 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:55.120 to you know, Peru. And then someone, a friend of 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.359 a friend, just like had a good experience and I 0:06:57.400 --> 0:07:01.480 went and uh, yeah, It's funny that people always are like, whoa, 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.400 You're like some druggie and I'm like, oh, there's nothing 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:08.159 recreational about it. It is like the most hard core 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.120 it's work. It feels like. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:14.240 And did you were each of the three experiences vastly different? 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:17.920 Yeah? Every single one was different, but all of them 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.640 I was, you know, shot into a different universe. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.040 Tell me about the last one. What was it about, 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:24.480 Like what was the thesis? 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.560 I would say, well, it's gonna get really deep, and 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.920 it sounds whenever you're trying to disteal it down, people 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.720 are like, Okay, cucko. But what I would say is 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:38.880 like I was like, Oh, nothing's wrong with me. That's 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:41.720 what I learned. And it's like, it's not even like 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:44.320 I'm thinking every day something's wrong with me. It's probably 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.000 like an unconscious thing. But then I was like, Oh, 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:50.440 there's so much love, Like that's really what I felt. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:54.000 Yeah, Yeah, you're having this overwhelming feeling of love and 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.280 positivity for sure. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:58.840 Yeah, And I swear like I walked out of there 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:03.080 with a different worldview that I think I had trying 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:05.400 was trying to grasp for a while. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:09.520 It's yeah, it's not even positivity, it's peacefulness that ayahuasca 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.400 gives you. Yeah, you're like you have a sense of 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.320 peace about the world that you didn't have before. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:14.840 I would say, yeah. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.680 Because there's a lot of just letting go and sort 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.720 of acceptance. I think that happens because you go into 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:24.520 these dark crevices and sort of I feel like aspirate 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.520 those wounds, and then you leave and you're like, oh, 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:28.040 I'm good. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:31.280 Yeah, Please don't use words like aspirate on this podcast. Okay, 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:31.720 I'm a. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.880 Medical professional and I'm the only one who can throw 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:35.559 around that kind of vernacular. 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.280 An accident forgive me. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.960 Did you have any like in the previous two sessions 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.400 with ayahuasca. I'm trying to avoid saying journey because that's 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:44.920 another word that I don't want to hear it same. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.280 Did you have any like mind bending like epiphanies? 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:54.200 Yeah, I mean there was crazy things like one aliens 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.640 came in my head and talked to me. One I 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:59.920 was went in my parents' bodies and felt how they 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:06.360 felt about me. That's cool. Yeah, And I was like, whoa, 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:10.479 they love me so much, you know, because you sometimes 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.560 you just have a disconnect with those things, and then 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.360 to be able to feel someone's perspective was crazy. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.320 Did you tell them that? Did you talk to them 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:18.760 about it? 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:19.080 No? 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.120 No, they do not know that I have done ayahuasca, 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.480 and so hopefully no one tells them, but. 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.120 You know, well they'll find out now. So that's what 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:30.640 happens when you talk about it publicly. It gets back 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.679 to the people that you are hiding it from. So 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.240 congrats on that and welcome to my life. 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:40.520 I think they're used to it, you know, with comedy. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:45.679 Yeah, yeah, So tell me about are you single, I'm single. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.840 Yeah, yeah, you seem single. How can you tell the 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:54.640 hat happy? You know, buoyant? I mean people, Yeah, people don't. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.800 Single people don't get enough credit for how fun and 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.440 happy they are, Like they're fun. 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:00.360 Oh thanks, I think. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:02.040 I mean a lot of married people are fun too, 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:05.160 but it's a very distinguishable quality for a single person 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:08.600 because they're just up for more fun adventure, like that 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:09.319 kind of vibe. 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:11.199 I catch that from single people. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:13.760 Yeah, well I feel the same about you. I mean, 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:16.560 I do hope I meet the right person, but I 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.920 have just so far been like I don't need anyone. 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.760 I'm like, I'm not gonna do it unless they're really 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.959 like really really really good. 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:29.840 So unless they add a whole part of your life 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.359 that you don't already have an addition. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:36.200 Yeah, which hasn't yet been I can't say that has 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:40.120 totally been my experience, but you know what. 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.439 Hasn't been your experience a guy adding. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.680 To you to your life or yeah, which I have 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:48.079 to take responsibility for, you know, people that I've chose. 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.520 But now I'm just like, oh, I just yeah, I 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:54.120 just want someone who's like brings peace, fun, you know. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:58.440 Ads, Yeah, and no drama. Yeah, I've been around a 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.359 lot of drama lately and I'm pretty wiped out from it. 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.040 Isn't it so hard in this business? Because like, for me, 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:07.040 I'm always like, I want to date a regular person, 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:09.440 And then I'm like, but when am I going to 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.760 find a regular person when I'm doing comedy every night everywhere? 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:14.960 That's why you have to get out of Hollywood. That's 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.000 where you meet regular people is away. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:19.800 Yeah, it's just like doing stand up all the time, 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:20.120 you know. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.480 I know, I know, and fucking male comedians is just 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:24.200 not on my bucket list. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:25.760 Like that is not gonna work for me. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:29.440 No, no, no, no, that is not hot or alluring 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:30.000 at all. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.720 Yeah, if you find the one who doesn't have gout, 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.160 I mean, I still don't think it's worth it. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.400 Well, they either have gout or they're sober, so two 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.040 things that don't interest me. I don't want anyone with gout, 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.680 which would indicate that you do drink, And I don't 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:44.560 want anyone sober. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:48.120 Yeah, seventy five percent of comedians are sober. Now I 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:53.000 would say, I really, I think that's my estimation. 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:55.280 And I also I'm like, I want to put out 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.760 like a PSA, Like hey, guys, I've gotten away with 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:00.440 using drugs and alcohol all this time and I didn't 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.920 have to get sober. So why are you such a pussing? 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:04.120 Yeah you quitters? 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:05.640 Yeah, twitters. 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:08.120 It's like if you just don't ever let anything, if 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.960 you never ever abuse anything too much, you never have 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.400 to give it up. So just remember that in your 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.760 alcohol and drug use journey, like you have to temper yourself. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.800 Sometimes you can't party, sometimes you can't drink for periods 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.800 of time, or sometimes you have to tone it back. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.400 But always just be open to that and be like, yeah, okay, 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:25.600 I'll take it easy so that. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:28.079 I don't ever have to quit. But you know what, 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:30.720 that's irresponsible to some degree because I know a lot 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:33.719 of our listeners are are sober, and so a lot 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:36.439 of people do have an addiction and a disease, and 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.240 so you know, I want to respect that and also 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:40.640 remind people that I don't have that. 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.160 Yeah, it's an interesting I know, when you're a new 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:49.880 early twenties you're like, oh my god, like I can 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:51.880 never read friends with sober people, and now I'm like, 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:53.480 literally all my friends are sober. 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:53.840 You know. 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:57.280 Yeah, I know it's the world of comedy, so you 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.640 have you dated any comics you don't have to mention names. 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:03.120 Yeah, I have dated comics. Those are sort of my 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:07.160 few long term relationships in the since I started, but 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.400 not for a while. I've been off that train for 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:09.840 a while. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.200 And I is it hard for you to I mean, 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.679 I guess it is hard for you to meet regular guys. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.520 Well, I would say I'm a little shy. I'm also 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.360 like a pretty sleepy bitch, and you know, just being 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:21.959 on the road all the time, It's like, whenever I 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.520 have a day off, I'm not really feeling like corny. 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:29.120 I'm not really being like, wow, I can't wait to 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.560 go meet a stranger and ask him how many siblings 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.040 he has, you know, And then they find out I 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.120 do comedy, and then they ask me if I've ever 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:38.200 heard of Bill Burr. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.400 Oh tell me about it. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.719 I mean, someone just invited me to go see Bill 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.600 Burr at the Rogers Arena in Vancouver because I'm in Whistler, 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.120 and I'm like, know me less. 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.240 I mean, I love Bil Berr. But it's like they 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:55.880 immediately start educating you on your own job and they're like, Okay, 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.600 thank you, but no, I'm trying to date now. And 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:01.280 I've actually been because I try to change my attitude 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.600 about it and I'm trying to enjoy it and like 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.679 put on an outfit. It's been fine, it's been fun. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:08.199 Nice guys, I guess. 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.360 So I was reading that you get trolled a lot 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.719 on TikTok, that the people on TikTok you claim are 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:16.840 very mean, which makes sense because they're all kids, aren't they. 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.600 Yeah, I mean, I just sort of enjoy it now, 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.320 like what people say about my voice, them saying I 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.680 sound like all the Ruggrats at once. But no, I 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.160 wouldn't say I get trolled any more than anyone else. 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:28.560 But I do have fun with it. 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.920 Any more than any regular white girl comedian. And who's 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:35.160 betting exactly? So you started an OnlyFans account? Or is 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:35.680 that a joke? 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.680 Oh no, that's real. It started as. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.000 It I can't wait to subscribe. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:44.000 I only had it for twenty four hours, oh because 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:47.040 my reps made me take it down because I auditioned 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:52.840 for a lot of children's you know stuff. But it 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.440 started as a joke. I wrote on Twitter one day. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.600 It was just like hi or something, I don't know what, 0:14:57.800 --> 0:14:59.720 and I said like, oh no, this was two years 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.600 ago before everyone had an OnlyFans and I was like, 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:04.640 do you have to hang on OnlyFans? You have to 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:07.520 uh can you just do feet or do you have 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:10.640 to show a whole you know, innocent, just having a 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.640 good time. And then and then it somehow got like 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.160 fifty thousand retweets, so I was like, oh, yeah, I 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:18.240 just I had no idea there was a market. I'm 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:22.080 starting one immediately, and I got one within forty five minutes. 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.240 And these people are freaks for feet. I always thought 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:26.200 that was sort of a joke. 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:29.080 Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that goes on on 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:31.400 OnlyFans that I didn't even know was a commodity or 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:34.600 a fetish. So you could basically have it without showing 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.880 your Pikachu or your asshole. You can just show I 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.480 guess you know that's your side boob. Like it can 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:43.920 be as as as niche simple as that, or his 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:44.640 niche as that. 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:45.680 Yes, thank you couching. 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.320 I say this in the bit. But like I made 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:52.120 the title of my Only Fans Blair sack ankles down 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:57.960 no hole, so literally everything was below my ankles and 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:01.120 it was doing quite well, but then all my dreams 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:03.800 and hopes got crashed down when I had to take 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:06.200 it down after twenty four hours a shame. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:09.760 I know, are you fucking kidding me? Who gives a 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.360 shit what anyone is doing on onlyfriends? 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.120 What are we the church? I know? 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:18.120 Yeah, America is getting really really embarrassing and hard to 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:19.280 deal with quite frankly. 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.000 I know. Are you seeing these young kids now that 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.880 say like they don't want sex scenes in movies? I 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:26.400 was like, God, you guys are dorks. 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:28.880 I've heard about that. They want to see like scenes 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:31.720 with friendships and stuff because that's what they don't have, 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.320 Like that that's their porn. It's like they don't you. 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.400 Know, right, So you think they want to see scenes 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.840 with kids because they don't have their own friendship. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:40.680 Well like wait. 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:42.880 What, Yeah, they're like, we don't care about sex scenes 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.920 because they can see it all online. So they're like, 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:47.240 we don't really that's boring and they really want to 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.720 see like deep and meaningful friendships, Like that's what they 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:50.840 really want to see in movies. 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:51.080 Now. 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:55.360 Oh wow, it's so weird, And maybe that's headed. Maybe 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:56.720 that is headed in a good direction. 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:57.800 Then maybe that's right. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.960 If that's what they're craving, maybe that is a good thing. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.640 Maybe all the social media is good because it's taking 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:05.600 us back to where we need to go, which is 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:06.560 not where we are. 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.359 Yeah, I don't know where did you grow up? I 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:11.760 grew up in Orange County. 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:13.680 Oh, sorry about. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.880 And then I started comedy in New York, in which 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:18.920 I didn't know I was gonna start comedy. I moved 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.560 there to become a novelist in grad school and just 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:24.639 like accidentally started comedy. 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:27.280 Who are your friends within the comedy world that I 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:28.480 know besides Rosebud? 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:31.200 Well, yeah, me and Rosebud started together at the exact 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.320 same time. We've been best friends ever since. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:34.880 But oh, you know who else I had up here 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:37.200 this weekend? We're Sydney, Marie and Amina. 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:38.760 Do you know them? Amina, Amani? 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:42.040 Those are all my girls. I started with Sid and 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:42.720