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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up, y'all? It

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Speaker 1: is Sissan. I'm an alpha male from the North. I

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Speaker 1: love to shotgun of white claws. Sometimes I like to

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Speaker 1: Yeah up, I'm Eddie and I know the least about

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Speaker 1: the sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know the who's who's or the what's what's.

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Speaker 1: And I'm still at home because I am still testing

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Speaker 1: positive for the coronavirus. Boys, I'm gonna tell you what.

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Speaker 1: It was a great yesterday watching the golf, the the

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Speaker 1: final round. It was golf. It was I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to finish this sentence, guys, it was a great It

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Speaker 1: was the greatest to talk about. I enjoyed watching the

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Speaker 1: go and on the other channel they were having the basketball.

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Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. No. I was trying

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Speaker 1: to see how I was going to describe it, but

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Speaker 1: us three was just going and it made it so

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Speaker 1: much more enjoyable because I was expecting people to be

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Speaker 1: dropping darts, like people going low, and it was just

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Speaker 1: it was just kind of like nothing major exciting was happening. Well, coach,

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Speaker 1: come on, let's le's let's I think my favorite thing

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Speaker 1: about our text thread is raised swinging votes towards every

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Speaker 1: golfer on the field, like that's what I mean. They

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Speaker 1: they're given up. Up, they're camera champ. He's given up.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't care anymore. I mean he was crowning golfers

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Speaker 1: and he was cutting golfers eleven and right based on

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Speaker 1: Jason Day go night night. I mean, coach, we were

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Speaker 1: funny because the leader would be at minus eleven and

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Speaker 1: Ray be like, minus eleven is gonna win this, right,

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Speaker 1: minus eleven is gonna win it, and and then and

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Speaker 1: then someone else, you know, goes and then they go

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Speaker 1: down to minus ten and he's like, oh, minus ten's

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Speaker 1: feel like, listen, he were. We were all in on

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Speaker 1: Paul Casey. He was our guy. And for ten eleven

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Speaker 1: but good god, moriy Kawa, his nuts were in my

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Speaker 1: to coach. Props to you because you came in Sunday

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Speaker 1: and immediately hit the text threat and go boys, Paul

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Speaker 1: Casey's the winner today. And and I mean you look

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Speaker 1: which is usually unheard of. There's never a stacked leaderboard

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Speaker 1: And then on the podcast Ray they would say, oh,

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Speaker 1: pick up in the evening in San Franz. He's just

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Speaker 1: getting cold in San Francis. Exactly. Baronas took off her

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Speaker 1: was hilarious to hear him after the broadcast the whole

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Speaker 1: are some great tweets from or text from rain Oh

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Speaker 1: don't read them all. Coach d J. Welcome to implosion

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Speaker 1: population you and then and then don't read them all.

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Speaker 1: Matthew Wolf misses a putt night Night Wolf. Then I did,

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Speaker 1: and then the next the next text, watch out, Jason Day.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna win it. Alright, good he was. He was

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Speaker 1: like he finished like an hour before everyone else, did cha, Champ?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for playing? You're done? Ye, Champ came close. He

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Who's talking in the background, Hey, Bryson, calculated son, Bryson,

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Speaker 1: calculate that, you little be coach. Let's not read all

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Speaker 1: those texts, coach. Hey, you know what, though, unanimously if

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Speaker 1: there's one golfer that we all can't stand and just

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Speaker 1: trash the entire text threat like, dude, that dude looks

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Speaker 1: I feel like he's gonna have a heart attack on

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Speaker 1: announcers love the weight gain and what else do they love?

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Speaker 1: Oh he's a mathematician. Oh Bryson calculates those puts unlike

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Speaker 1: Just stop the announcers. That is such a good point.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they make him more of this physicist than

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Speaker 1: he actually mean, sure, maybe he is cool if I

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Speaker 1: talked to him and understand that, but nance saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: He sees numbers and equations. Now do you think Bryson

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that the guy's the generation before I believe

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Speaker 1: that's why he's the only one that has all his

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Speaker 1: the fact that he said that he does mathematical equations

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Speaker 1: never seen him look at these putts longer than thirty seconds.

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Speaker 1: Whoa you give? You give Bryson Deshambou two hours to

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Speaker 1: got a pro tractor cod good god, But I did

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Speaker 1: tell you guys. He falls apart in the back nine,

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Speaker 1: which he tended to do. DJ was in the lead

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Speaker 1: That's the reason he's only won one and kept Keven

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Speaker 1: ripped on him for only winning one. Do we want

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Speaker 1: nine implosion, bryceon, I got my own names. Let's hear

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Speaker 1: Kepta because this is Kepta. After the third round, talking

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Speaker 1: a little bit to Dustin Johnson. Here he goes forty

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Speaker 1: second clip and playing, can you take a look at

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Speaker 1: who's around you on this leaderboard when you're going for

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Speaker 1: such a historic moment of three straight? Amanda baronas chips,

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Speaker 1: what is it going to take out of you tomorrow

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Speaker 1: to get it done? Just golf? Just do what I'm

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Speaker 1: I've been one. I feel like I'm right there. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just need to sell around. And you

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Speaker 1: I don't think of one, or um, I guess the

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Speaker 1: I don't know that the guys are out there, but um,

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Speaker 1: you know it's a lot of experience, I guess is

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Speaker 1: what I can bring to it. And you know that

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Speaker 1: I've been in this position quite a few times over

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Speaker 1: the last couple of years, and um, just play. Well,

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Speaker 1: due but I mean he's so disrespectful to everyone else.

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Speaker 1: It's so disrespectful, and to like, dude, you're you're you're

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Speaker 1: so like the question was just really, what are you

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Speaker 1: you wanted the past, dude, you're sucking this year, so

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Speaker 1: now your new experience is that you just you can't

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Speaker 1: win again. But but you guys have realized though Kepka

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Speaker 1: has put on some pounds as well, like Bryson's weight

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Speaker 1: gain is documented. I don't think Kevin. I think Kevika

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Speaker 1: looks the same coach. Kepka has that Michael Ultra beer commercial. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I want. No, No, Coach, I do you still get

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00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,919
Speaker 1: a little jealous? You're like, WHOA, I don't know if

424
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 1: you could be doing that? Are you in there when

425
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 1: he's doing that? Or is that too awkward? Now? See

426
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 1: now with COVID, I couldn't even get near it. And

427
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 1: the doctor, yeah, yeah, he uses COVID. Now, Ray, Raymond'm

428
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,240
Speaker 1: gonna need you to wait outside. Uh, doctor, that was

429
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 1: a two appointment last summer. He couldn't go in because

430
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,640
Speaker 1: it was a summer sneeze going around. Yeah right, you're

431
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,720
Speaker 1: blaming it on COVID because of COVID. Ray, I'm gonna

432
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 1: need you just drop off your fiance. The doctor is

433
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 1: a true professional. He actually you're not able to do

434
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 1: a face to face. He just called me on the

435
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 1: cell phone. It was some New Jersey phone number, and

436
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell is this a back alley bookie?

437
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,160
Speaker 1: I pick it up. It's the doctor, and I go, man,

438
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,199
Speaker 1: I didn't. I usually don't have people call me from

439
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 1: the East Coast. I thought maybe I owed somebody money.

440
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm your buckie, do you want me

441
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,679
Speaker 1: to put one one dollars on the Yankees tonight? And

442
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 1: so he's a jokes there too. I mean, these doctors guys,

443
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 1: not only are they geniuses, but they're also he joked

444
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: with you, coach, he's got a great personality. He's probably

445
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: I mean he's probably got a great life. Oh yeah,

446
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,400
Speaker 1: he probably does. I mean usually doctors make pretty pretty

447
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: good amount of money. So they're living pretty nice. So

448
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 1: she's telling me jokes. I'm like, listen, that's my job.

449
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 1: I'm the one with a podcast. Let me tell the jokes.

450
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 1: That does he listen to the sore losers? Did you

451
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 1: give us a plug? Couch? Any doctor? He the surgery

452
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 1: started at five am, and I heard that he's booked

453
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: throughout the day. So this dude goes from he finished

454
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:55,360
Speaker 1: at eight am pm pm, he's all day doing surgery.

455
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: I mean their schedules are nuts. I mean, if you're

456
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 1: gonna pay you don't think they listen to a podcast.

457
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: Why they're doing surgery. They gotta have something in their music,

458
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: in their ears or something. No coach, But I mean

459
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 1: if you want to be jealous of somebody makes a

460
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 1: lot of money, Oh I'm jealous of a doctor. Yeah.

461
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 1: They were their asses off. What I realized. I mean

462
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: he he had to schedule that. I'm not talking about

463
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: jealous of him being a doctor, coach and money. I'm

464
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: telling you, because he's with your girl, coach, I can't

465
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 1: give her the boom job. I've got to hand her

466
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 1: off to a professional that's went to school for it.

467
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 1: I was at school in Texas State, pounding Beers coach,

468
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: he was learning how to do book. We know, coach,

469
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: you were playing beer pong with with Billy and South Beach.

470
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 1: We already found that out. And then we found out

471
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: that when you got bad grades on your report card,

472
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: daddy came down to Texas State and you had to

473
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 1: comb his hair. Hey do you think? Do you think? Whatever?

474
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: You think? Whenever, Like they do a pre med or

475
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: whatever and you have to write down, like what what

476
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: medical field do you want to go into? And they

477
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: like people that put in like kind of college or

478
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: like boom implants or whatever, like you think the first

479
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: intro speech to the press, professor does like, all right,

480
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 1: anybody if you anybody in her perverts? Uh like like

481
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: I wonder if they make any jokes about that or

482
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: they keep it profess No, I mean he coach the

483
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: way it's been explained to me. As you realize right

484
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: away what you want to do. Oh you're the botox

485
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: guy that gets pretty old, and you then decide, okay,

486
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm also gonna do some breast reconstruction. I'm gonna venture

487
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: out into other fields. So who says that though I

488
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: wanted to do breast reconstruction since I was a kid thing,

489
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: but you start that's the thing. As a doctor, you

490
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: don't used to watch Baywatch, and I was. I was

491
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: always fascinated, like, how did they develop them into that

492
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: shape and that size and they still got some good

493
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: bunce on the beach. I think I want to do

494
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 1: that as a queer. What I'm saying is they don't

495
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: just do boob jobs. This guy also does botox, he

496
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 1: does fat transfers, he does boob jobs. He also does

497
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: uh for guys, hair transplants. I mean, that's the thing.

498
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 1: So he's branched out. He's like, it's kind of boring

499
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: just sticking a needle and people's foreheads and doing the

500
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 1: boto box all day long? Why don't we start doing

501
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: so then that their practices end up being so many

502
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 1: different facets, coach, And it's not just boob guy. I

503
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 1: mean he's a body guy. He's a he's a damn

504
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: body expert. Knows how to make people look like Kim Kardashian.

505
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: The one thing I want to did your girl did

506
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: your girl get the Kim Kardashian plan? Oh, Coach, Yeah,

507
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: she's directly on plan with that. Um, she got lips

508
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: from him before too, So she she had a lip

509
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: implant or they just got an injection. This is a

510
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: month ago probably, so she did uh inject a lip

511
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: injection and then now she's got the boob job. She

512
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: did have cancer, so this was like necessary. She wouldn't

513
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 1: understand that. She would have never done the boob cosmetic

514
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,959
Speaker 1: thing unless she was forced to. And she was, so,

515
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: so what do you mean they did, like an injection

516
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: of fat into her lip. No, that, but it's something

517
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: difference like Stateley. I don't know what it is, but

518
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: it goes in. The girls like that. It up permanent

519
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: duck face. They like that, and I mean that's the thing.

520
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,679
Speaker 1: I mean she if she was to go straight up.

521
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian looked, then she needs the horse's ass and

522
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: I was like, sweetie, we're not doing that now. Do

523
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: you use them freything? No, that's the place I go

524
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: to get my hair work done. Okay, so that's where

525
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: you get your hair transplant. Yes, coches circle and that's

526
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: what you really want hair because you want your kids

527
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: to be able to comb your hair when they're in

528
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: that that twenty minute hair comb. Bringing that comb, dad, Eddie,

529
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: you had the funniest maybe the funniest comment in the

530
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 1: text thread last night because they I don't even know

531
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 1: who they pan to. They showed a house with a

532
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: bunch of people sitting on a couch and it was

533
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: Jason Day. Okay, well it was very blurry. You couldn't

534
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 1: tell who the people were, so obviously their Internet connection

535
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: is just as good as ours. And this is bad, coach.

536
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: That was the thing, Like, you get the gunshots from

537
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: Eddie's right now because he's using the internet pop pop.

538
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 1: You go to Jason Day's house and you can't even

539
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: see the people and they're like, oh, mab in this family,

540
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,959
Speaker 1: they're so excited when he plays golf. And Eddie texts

541
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: after that and it's CEC said, guys, I don't want

542
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: to sound mean, but whenever they show the wife, why

543
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: do I always feel like she's just stressed out about

544
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: oh my god, if he doesn't make this put, we

545
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: lose money, or what if she's you know, she's already

546
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: made some purchases and she said, oh gods. They sometimes

547
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,239
Speaker 1: you count on money before it's in, you know, in

548
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: the hands, still in the bush. I just always get

549
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: that feeling of whenever they pan to the girlfriends or

550
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: the wives or whatever. They're so stressed out, like all right,

551
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 1: he needs just a two putt to win, and they're

552
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: biting their nails over in the corner, and I'm just like,

553
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: what are you worried about? Because if he loses, it's

554
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: not gonna be like two million, like what. Like, it's

555
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: just weird that they're all like, ohays worried. I feel

556
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: like they should. I don't know, I just get that

557
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: feeling that they're always just worried because it's money that

558
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: they're gonna be yes, And I feel like, Okay, I'm

559
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: with you a little bit, like with like Mori Cowa,

560
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: though his girlfriend didn't look like she even knew she

561
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: was at a golf tournament. I I'm gonna But that's

562
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: exactly saying. I think she's with him because he's young

563
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: and they were together, I guess in college, and so

564
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: they've been together and it's kind of like he was

565
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: she was there before he made money, but at the

566
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: same time she knew he was, she knew he was

567
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: a damn good golfer. Hey, go with it. I love

568
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: I love the headline. I bet they just met in college.

569
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: You know, she already knew him before he was fam.

570
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: So she's not stressed about the money because she liked

571
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: him before the money, whereas like Brooks kept because uh, girlfriend,

572
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: now they met when he was already millions, and she's

573
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: already made her way into the commercials and she's already

574
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: made it into that she's in the golf golf circle

575
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: where she gets to go all these tournaments first class,

576
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: you know, living luxury, and she's like, oh my gosh,

577
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, come on make this. But I'm with

578
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: you ready, I feel your pain because some of them like, oh,

579
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: they like they're so into it, and I'm like, come on,

580
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: can they really be into it? Because because our wives

581
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: aren't into this show, they don't listen to the podcast

582
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: thinking we need to get a home run on this episode.

583
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: So so if you really break it down, if you

584
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: are they really that into them winning a troll, like

585
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: is it does it matter that much to them that

586
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: their husband won that tournament or is it a bigger

587
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: matter that they won three million dollars? Like that has

588
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: to be on their minds. So when you're seeing them

589
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: bite their their nails and they're fretting and worrying, it's

590
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: because there's millions of dollars on the line, not because

591
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: they want that ugly dingy trophy to come home where

592
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: they have to find a freaking shelf to throw it.

593
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: I No, I feel like certain wives are like, you know, oh,

594
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: this is gonna make my husband. He's been working so hard.

595
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: I know how bad he wants it. I'm here for him,

596
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: like support him and all the work that he's put.

597
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: But I think that there's a big chunk of wives

598
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: out there that are just like, this is three million dollars,

599
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: you better make it because please, please please. Yeah. I

600
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: mean they have that same look that I do when

601
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: I'm in Vegas. Okay, this has got a hit. Let's go,

602
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: we go. That's perfect. It's the same look at what

603
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: we're all hovering over the roulette table coach and put

604
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars on red. It's the same look. Now,

605
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: my question is, so Mary Mary cow wins and he

606
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: I mean, if you guys don't know he's from California,

607
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: he's a local boy. He went to cal Guys were

608
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: his parents people don't know that? Would do you want

609
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: to speculate? Well, no, because his parents weren't there because

610
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: of the So then I wondered, are the fog. It's

611
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: a very difficult drive traffic or was it? Are you

612
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: only allowed one guest? Because his girlfriend was there and

613
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: they were sitting on a fountain afterwards, and they faced

614
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: time his parents and they're sitting there talking to him,

615
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: and the another thing that was awkward is he sitting

616
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: there signing his scorecard and then he's standing there talking

617
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: to his caddie and the TV is right there and

618
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: they're just showing replays of him, like the shot on sixteen,

619
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: the uh, the one on eight teen, and then they

620
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,959
Speaker 1: go back to him live and he's just standing there like,

621
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Like they just

622
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: have the camera in his face. He's just standing there.

623
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: And I will say, I agree with you on that,

624
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: and I will say when he was looking at his scorecard,

625
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: he wasn't looking very confident. I was almost imagining a

626
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: scoring issue and there being a playoff or our boy

627
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: Paul Casey moving into the first place. Morikawa, when you

628
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: sign your card, look like a man. I mean he

629
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: kept looking around. I mean, if you had the eraser out,

630
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, we we talked about dumb rules in golf.

631
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,719
Speaker 1: We talked about dumb rule that might be the dumbest

632
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: might rule. We are on national TV and they are

633
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: keeping the score, so why the hell do we need

634
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: him to write it down and turn it in. It's

635
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: the stupidest thing. He score. Dude, he had the number

636
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: too freaking pencil out and he's writing it on. I mean,

637
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: I haven't used a pencil in ten years and he's

638
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: sitting there doing his score on live TV. I mean

639
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: I'd probably screw it up. He probably didn't even sign

640
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: his name correctly. I would put like I don't even

641
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: know what I wouldn't There's no way I would. And also,

642
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: could we get him a mechanical pencil because I can't

643
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: stand normal pencil. It gives me the child. Can he

644
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: not have somebody write it for him? Like the dude

645
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: just finished eighteen holes, he almost hole in one one

646
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: and he's got to then get a little pencil in

647
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: his hand. I mean, give it to the caddy. You

648
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: have somebody, you don't have a side. It's and it's

649
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: so dumb because he had the scorecard that he had

650
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: and then he had to fill out a blank one

651
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: with the like what what difference is if I is so?

652
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: And they with the cameras like, we have nothing else

653
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: to show, there's no fans, so we're just gonna video

654
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: this guy filling out his card his pencil. It was

655
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: such you know what, you know what I want to

656
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: see one day is uh dish right in his scorecard

657
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: and then he gets it off by two strokes and

658
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: you know, the announcers, Oh, it's unlike him to get

659
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: a calculation correct, this incorrect this time. It cost him. Wow.

660
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: But why do we I mean, let's talk about dumb

661
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: like those are. That's just a dumb rule to have

662
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: them fill out a scorecard after we every shot he

663
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: took was on national TV, and you kept the score

664
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: for him. Why do we need him to fill out

665
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: a score Coach, you know what was dumb and him

666
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: hit it. Your your tweet of showing Morika would almost

667
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: dropped the trophy and then the lid falling off. Coach,

668
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: poor guy, this is his this is his major win.

669
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: And you know there's gonna be all of these gifts

670
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: out there of the dumb top falling off of the

671
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: trophy and I don't want to maker did he at first?

672
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: He he? I don't know if Mary cow is just

673
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: not very strong or that trophy is really heavy. He

674
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: couldn't pick the damn thing up, Like he tried to

675
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: pick it up and then he had to use his

676
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: knee to hoist it up, and then he gets it

677
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: up and then the lid flies off. I was like, dude,

678
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: get it together. Is that lid supposed to be latched

679
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: down or is he just supposed to keep it level

680
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: that My wife asked the same thing. She goes, well,

681
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: that's so stupid. Why don't they have that glued down?

682
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: That's so dumb. And then a guy in the background,

683
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: some do in the suit that acted like he was

684
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: very important, then grabs the top like, how dare you

685
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: dropped the top of this trophy? Like he was lifting

686
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: it up. Homie, you should have put something like he

687
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: didn't mean to do. Guys like, I can't believe this

688
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: is on the ground right now. Let me pick it

689
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: up for this boy. Also, how many volunteers do we

690
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: need at a tournament when there are no fans? Hey,

691
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna try and have no fans because of the pandemic.

692
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 1: But there's a hundred volunteers that are all right next

693
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: to each other. I didn't like, what did they do? Oh?

694
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 1: And I love I love the volunteers like with their phones,

695
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: acting like they're not doing anything but recording what's happening.

696
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: They all have their little phones up like they're they're

697
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: instagramming all the shots because you don't need the guy

698
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,280
Speaker 1: that holds up the quiet paddle because there are no fans,

699
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: so I mean, you just need a couple down the

700
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: fairway to mark the like where the ball goes. But that,

701
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: I mean in that pretty much hit well. And they

702
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: didn't even do that great of a job because a

703
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: couple of golfers lost their balls in the tree and

704
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: they said the announcers would even say, oh, that's because

705
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: there's a lack of volunteer. Usually we'd be able to

706
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: find that. But I mean, guys, I mean, yeah, you

707
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: find it because it hits a spectator. That's why you

708
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: find it. Exactly. It hit my um and now she

709
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: has a slight concussion because she was too close to

710
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: the golf course. But hey, what did you say Ray about?

711
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 1: Was it wolf that you love that he played a

712
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: soccer ball? I like that it's a little or I

713
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: guess it looked like a soccer ball one where they

714
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: had that and then Phoenix got little patterns so he

715
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 1: does a soccer ball pen now freaking puts his initials

716
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: on the golf ball. Yeah, he basically does what like

717
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: all the old people do at the That's what I'm saying.

718
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: If I did that at the Muni with you guys,

719
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: you would punch me in the face with your driver.

720
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: I mean that, what a douche move. Who puts their

721
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: initials on their golf ball? And he put like, I'm

722
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: gonna put my I don't. I didn't even look like

723
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: a t if we're really so, we're getting into pencils

724
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: being used, players putting their names on balls, and it

725
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: doesn't even look like to correct initials. Very weird day

726
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: at golf with all this writing and penmanship, guys. Now,

727
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: the one thing that happened on Saturday. I didn't see this,

728
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: but I read about it that I thought was maybe

729
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: the second highlight of the turn. Rory McElroy hit one

730
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 1: in the rough right, and as they're looking for the

731
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: a camera, the cameraman following his group accidentally stepped on

732
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: his ball, and so he calls the rules official over

733
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: and the rules official says, oh, you know, like here,

734
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: you can move it, and he puts it and the

735
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: rules official puts it down and Royal goes, no, no, no,

736
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: it was very deeper than that, and he put it

737
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: deeper yet, yes he did. My hope, Hey, that is honorable.

738
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: They should have given him, you know how you penalize

739
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: people's strokes. They should have given him too. Well. I

740
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: just thought that that is pretty unreal by Rory to

741
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: do that, because you're you're battling for millions of dollars

742
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: a major championship, and you're gonna say, oh, no, no,

743
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: it was deeper in the rough, Like that's not an

744
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: honest lie. Like most people like de Shambo would go

745
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: put it on the damn green Oh keptca too. He

746
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: would have been like, it's a ten club relief, right, okay,

747
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: thank you? I mean, because like I over like our vacation.

748
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: I was playing a board game with my in laws

749
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: and my wife and my sister in law was called screwble,

750
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: and it was called it's called aggravation, and I'm about

751
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: to win the game. Coach, did you come up with that?

752
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: Because that's what you do to us, Coach. I'm just

753
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: gonna tell you, guys. So my mother in law rolls

754
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: it and it goes flying off the table. If that happens. Yes,

755
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: it's a dice. So what happens if you're playing a

756
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 1: game and the dice rolls off the table? What happens?

757
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 1: It's a reroll, Eddie, I'm just going vegas exactly. It's

758
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: a re roll. But no, all of a sudden, we're

759
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: going to decide that we're gonna allow that role because

760
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: it knocks me off the board and I have to

761
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: go start over so that way I don't win. You

762
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: want to how the game gets its name. That would

763
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: be an aggravating moment. No, you want to talk about

764
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: not playing honestly. Rory McElroy is playing for millions of

765
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: dollars and he's honest, and my mother in law can't

766
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: even say, oh no, it's a rebol. Nowhere in the

767
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: world do you let the dice roll off the table

768
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: and count it. It's always a reboll role. It will

769
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: always be a reroll. And I don't know what happened,

770
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: but we're gonna play dishonest and I quit the game. Coach.

771
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: Coach was this is this at home at the cabin?

772
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: Word We were at the cabin in North Carolina. Parents

773
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: went with you. They've they've been in North Carolin they've been.

774
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: So that's a whole new picture. That means there was

775
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: no coach because he doesn't know. He doesn't do that

776
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: when the parents are there. They were they they've been

777
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 1: in North Carolina for months. Wow, hey, coach, So what

778
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: did you do? Hey? What did you do? So? Did

779
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: you punch your mother in law? What happened? Threw the

780
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: dice in the lake and I said, go read those

781
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,919
Speaker 1: you old bag what they lay said? Take this? I said,

782
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: take this dice. And I got so mad. I just

783
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 1: said I could not believe they were gonna She was allowing,

784
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 1: she was trying to say that it was a valid role,

785
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: and she counted as a bout role. Knocked me off,

786
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 1: and I said, you know what, I'm done. I walked away.

787
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm done with the game, not gonna play if we're

788
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: not gonna play by the rules. There is nowhere I'm glad.

789
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: Did your kids see this? Actor? This is when the

790
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: kids are in bed? That we play games when the

791
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: kids are in bed? Like, so, did you did you

792
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: pack the bags and tell your wife we're leaving it? No?

793
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: I didn't do this, but I just went outside and

794
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: I was like, whatever. He tries to pick up the

795
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: board games like, sweetie, where's the board? Where's the little box?

796
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: I put this stuff in trying to I could not

797
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: believe that there was such dishonest play. He throws the

798
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: dice and it rolls the same note. It's like, screw

799
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: this game. It rolls the same number on the fourt.

800
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: She's like, it rolled it again. You lost all she

801
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: had to do. Hey, listen, wait, wait wait wait. He's like,

802
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: this is how you play the game. And he throws

803
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 1: another table that rolls the number that he loses. Okay, good.

804
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: So after all this is said and done, what you

805
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: did was you by to show them how aggravated you

806
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: were by this act that your mother in law did.

807
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it was a dumb act. It was dishonest.

808
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 1: Dishonest dude. He finished last by de quing himself. So

809
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: you d cued yourself and you just went outside and

810
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: just sat there. I got a drink and I went

811
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: outside and looked at the water and just said, I'm

812
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. I'm not I'm started rating. So

813
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: you had to come back inside. I'm not gonna get

814
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: I don't wonder if this god it's rating cats and dogs.

815
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: I gotta go back inside. We had a good couple

816
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: of minutes. He did exchange of I can't believe, Oh no,

817
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 1: you always counted. If it rolls off the table, I

818
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: might know there is never a time in the world.

819
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: And I said, I can't believe you're actually trying to

820
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: judge has to find this, like it's just a board game,

821
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: Like why don't you be honest? And she was like

822
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: what why? Why don't you just move on? Like what

823
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 1: I do you quit the game? I'm not gonna play

824
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: when you're cheating? So why does she feel to see

825
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: the cheat? But if she wanted you guys get over

826
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: all this mother in law wanted to get him back

827
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: at breakfast, she should have taken the scorecard and then

828
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: put the first, second, third place and then put d

829
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 1: Q in his name. And he sees that when he's

830
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: going for the milk for breakfast in the morning. Good,

831
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: what do you? What do you guys get over all this? Like?

832
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: How does this? I made references to it all the

833
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: whole time. She went outside to apologize, and he went

834
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: nice day today, isn't it miss his mother in law? No? No,

835
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: she went outside to apologize. He's like, I'm sorry, I

836
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: have headphones on. No you don't, I can see you.

837
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: I'm listening to music just because our show's name sore Losers.

838
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm not a sore loser. Okay, I don't listen to

839
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: your I mean if my kid would drop something on

840
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: the ground and be like, oh, look, you roll it

841
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: like mother in law. You know what I mean? You

842
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: roll it like needy. I mean, just anything and everything. Oh,

843
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. You can do that. Do you

844
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: want to come inside for dinner? I don't know where

845
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: You're gonna throw it on the floor and count it

846
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 1: as good? Yeah? Are we gonna eat off the floor?

847
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna eat all the plate like we're gonna eat

848
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 1: at the table. We're gonna eat on the floor because

849
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,760
Speaker 1: there's only one place you eat dinner at the table.

850
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: I mean, unreal, unreal. She's like, and what is your

851
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: he even say, goes man, I don't think he should count. Oh,

852
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: he was on your side. Actually he's an honest person.

853
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: He's an honest human. And then I mean, it's your

854
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: mother in law that you don't like. No, no, it's

855
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: not that I don't like her. I didn't like that

856
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: instance where she wants to cheat and not count and

857
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: count the role on the ground. There's just no way.

858
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 1: And I don't understand anybody that plays games that way.

859
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: I couldn't play. I wasn't gonna be a part of it.

860
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: She's like lines, Come in, I have a three course

861
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: meal for dinner. Really the number that you beat me on? Three?

862
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: He just happened to have a three r's meal. Oh lunch,

863
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: I made you eggs? Did your favorite number of eggs? Three? Lunch?

864
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: Come on in. There's only three chairs, Bring one in

865
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: from the patio. Really, three the number that I lost on? Hey, cook,

866
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: are you gonna tell your story? Oh? Yeah, you want

867
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,720
Speaker 1: to hear my story? I have to hear this about

868
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: how I almost got eaten by a black bear coach.

869
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: Bring it. I saw a picture and it didn't look photoshop.

870
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: It actually looked real because the quality was it looks shaken,

871
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 1: like it was taken in movement. It was a semi

872
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: crappy picture, which it looked like a crappy picture, which

873
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,959
Speaker 1: made me believe that it was from your It looked

874
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: like a crappy picture you would take as you were

875
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: running from a bear. So many so, we're in the

876
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: mountains of North Carolina, right outside of Asheville and we're

877
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: by a lake, and so there's kayaks, there's all this

878
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: that we can do. Eddie, it was just for us, Oh, Eddie,

879
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: I do. It wasn't chopping. It was chopping you back.

880
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't say anything that I know. But

881
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: if a truck driver is driving, he's gonna think he's

882
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: being shot from behind. But it's okay, okay. So I

883
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: wake up and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna

884
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: go for a morning kayak. And this is the night

885
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: after the game, okay, this night after the fight or

886
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: the morning after the fight. Still mad, I ended up

887
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: kayak in the whole lake. You never believe. But bear

888
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: only had three toes. So I walk out and there

889
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: the kayaks were on the side of the house, like

890
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: next to the garage. And so I walk around the

891
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: side of the house and I'm getting the blue kayak.

892
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: I grabbed the paddle and I hear something like and

893
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't think the dog came out with me, waldo.

894
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: And I turned around and there he is the big

895
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: black bear. Oh that ain't my neighbor Jeremy or he

896
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: is coming directly towards me from the yard next door.

897
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: Now Now, now, coaches, he charging at you, he's just

898
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: kind of trash in your hand. No, he's just kind

899
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 1: of meandering, coach. And I accidentally dumped honey all over

900
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: my shirt before I went out. I just so happened

901
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: to have a barrel of honey I had. I had

902
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: a red shirt that's really short. It exposed my stomach. No, coach,

903
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: he thought you were winning the poof guys. And I mean,

904
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if we made eye contact or if

905
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: I just felt like we made eye contact. But this thing,

906
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: he made eye contact with you. He looked at you

907
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: in three the dice. He was walking straight towards me,

908
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: just kind of meandering. He wasn't like in a hurry.

909
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: He was just kind of But he was only about

910
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: fifty yards for me. So I had about half a

911
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: second decide what fifty yards like half of football field? Coach?

912
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: The coach, he's gonna get five first downs in the

913
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: time that you're just gonna run inside the yards. You

914
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: could have gone made him something a sandwich come back, Barkley.

915
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: I could run inside real quick before he made it

916
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: fifty yards. It's not when you're twenty from the door.

917
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: So you're telling me you think you could run twenty

918
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: yards in all of a sudden, You're twenty yards from

919
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: the cabin. Why the hell are you that first from

920
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: the door? Because I I came out the garage and

921
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: went around the side of the house to get the KA.

922
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: That's whats are offer. I mean, this is a big house. Coach. Wow,

923
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: if you're it's a garage and you go you I

924
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: went in the garage door like it's at the front

925
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: of the garage. Do you understand? I get it now.

926
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: So I had to make a decision. Do I stand

927
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: there and play dead or do I run for the house?

928
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: And I ran for that house. I was smoking it.

929
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: I will spend time for the picture. No I waited, no, no,

930
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 1: no no. I ran in the house and I wanted

931
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: the beard yards away lunch. I'm pretty sure I just

932
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: saw a human. But then he just fell over and

933
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: he died right for me. I guess I'm gonna go

934
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: eat him, so I wear hey, hey, you can get up. Man,

935
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go kill you. You got plenty of time.

936
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just for a morning walk. I ran

937
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 1: in the house and I watched him from the kitchen window,

938
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: and then when he kind of got up the driveway,

939
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: he came over into the yard and he went up

940
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: the driveway. That's when I went back out there and

941
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: took a picture of him. Was there anybody up at

942
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: this point? Yeah, it's a good because i'd be freaking scary.

943
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: It's just you and anyone else. Yeah. Once I ran

944
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: in there said bear, bear bear who came. The mother

945
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: in law comes out, Oh really, you're the only one. Father.

946
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: Father in law was like, no way, you know, there's

947
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: no bears up here, and boom there was the damn bear. Dude.

948
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: I saw one in the in Gatlinberg. It's crazy when

949
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: you see a bear in person other than the exactly

950
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. This is just out in nature,

951
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: like I mean, my heart, my heart is pounding. And

952
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: you can say, you could say fifty yards is a

953
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: far away, but I've never been that close to a

954
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: bear out in the open, Like, I don't know what

955
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 1: a bear can do. So did you go back for

956
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: the kayak or did you just would you stay inside?

957
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: The rest of the trip went dead for two hours.

958
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: I went kayaking and everything, but I did do some

959
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 1: research and a black bear you do not Play Dead.

960
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: He lost the dice game and then he had a

961
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: fifty fifty with Playing Dead and he luckily the black bear.

962
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: You're supposed to make big noises and make yourself big,

963
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: like put your arms up really high and make yourself

964
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: as big as possible and yell at the bear. That

965
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: way they know you're not you're not pray that you're

966
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: a human. I did. I went on the website. I

967
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: went on these websites, and I was trying to find

968
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: everything out because I was like, if I see a

969
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: black bear, I gotta be I gotta know what to do.

970
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: You gotta put that picture on our Twitter. I will,

971
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: and I'll give it to Eddie. You can put on

972
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: our Instagram because we actually have an Instagram, don't we Eddie.

973
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we haven't posted on that for a while. Yeah,

974
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't have access to that. I don't even know

975
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: the coach. What a great story. And this is all

976
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: early in the morning. You're half asleep, dude. You want

977
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,919
Speaker 1: to talk about your adrenaline going for a little while,

978
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: Like whoa man I was? It was probably, I mean,

979
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: I don't know how big pounds. If you didn't take

980
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: the picture, would you think people in your party would

981
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 1: have believed, you know, they would have thought you made

982
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: it up. That's why if I came here and told

983
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: you guys that I saw a bearing back, where's the picture.

984
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying in today's society is even though

985
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: you risked your life to take the picture, it's good

986
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: that you took the picture. Well wait until it was

987
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: far it was up the driveway to take the picture,

988
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: because I was too scared to go back out there.

989
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: Here here's the deal. If anyone has time to take

990
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 1: a picture of the bear that almost ate them, then

991
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: the bear didn't almost see you. No, I guarantee you.

992
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: Any anyone that almost gets eaten by a bear, guess

993
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: what they're not thinking about getting a picture. No. No,

994
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: When he was up the driveway, then I knew I

995
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: was safe. Like I was like, all right, I'm good.

996
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: So I went back out in the garage and I

997
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: took the picture from the garage and I went back inside.

998
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: That's it, Jick. Can you ever tell you about the

999
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: time that a bear came up to our cabin? Mountains? Now, now,

1000
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: now he's got a story. I'm dead. Cities. My friend Isaiah,

1001
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 1: we went to both of our families and we fried

1002
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: a turkey for this is the same time the fire

1003
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: almost started right outside my cabin, Casmanberg fires coach. Yes,

1004
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: do you have time to restart because you're you're starting

1005
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: to pop a lot. Hey, actually, will you guys call

1006
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: me because the kids are they're getting impatient. Oh yeah, yeah,

1007
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: we'll call you. And he's going from microphone to phone

1008
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: and head you got his phone number. I mean, I

1009
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: feel like we can we're fifty deep right now. Well

1010
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: we I mean, you guys can just we can just finish. No, no, no.

1011
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: I also want to talk about Spurs basketball and how

1012
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: we're going to win the title. Well we're not. We're

1013
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: not gonna win the title. We're not very good. But

1014
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: who's good? Neither the Lakers. I'll tell you who's good.

1015
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: Is Portland is really good? Um, I kind of like

1016
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: what I see from Oklahoma City. Looks good. They're gonna

1017
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: make a run. They're gonna make a run to the

1018
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: first round and they'll lose and it'll be great. Here's

1019
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: a Houston's good, A coach Houston who win it all? Right? Now,

1020
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: you can rule out the Lakers. They're god awful. Stop. Yeah,

1021
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: that was coach, that was a bad call. I don't

1022
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: think the Lakers are gonna. I mean, they just don't

1023
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: look like a cohesive team. I mean, I get you

1024
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: have Anthony Davis, he's awesome, Lebron is a man, but

1025
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: they don't they don't block three pointers and they don't

1026
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: make three pointers. That is the equation for a bad

1027
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: team that gets bounced out of the NBA playoffs. Really,

1028
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: coach the three point of the thing with a three pointer, though,

1029
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, you're gonna have games where you don't

1030
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: make three pointers, but then you also have games where

1031
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: you make a lot of three points. Well, they should

1032
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,240
Speaker 1: be making a lot with green, but they don't make crap.

1033
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: They shoot brick houses from the three point line. When

1034
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: you're watching the NBA, does anybody feel like they're playing

1035
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,439
Speaker 1: in the middle of a sports book. Yes, I watch

1036
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 1: it and it looks like they are in the middle

1037
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: of a Las Vegas sports book. With all the digital

1038
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: screens and the people behind the the the the media

1039
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: behind the glass. It makes me think I'm going up

1040
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: to the ticket window to you know, place a bet

1041
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: on uh four eight two. Yeah, I would agree with that. Actually,

1042
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: I mean it makes me feel like a sports book,

1043
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: and it's pretty interesting, but it's still a pretty good

1044
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: it's pretty fun to watch. It's good. Hey, I haven't

1045
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: watched days, but are they still stepping out of bounce

1046
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: in the corners because you're seeing there's not enough room

1047
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: over there? Yeah. I mean there were a couple of

1048
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: days there where I was watching a lot of basketball

1049
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: and people were just stepping out of bounds over and

1050
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: over and they were saying, because uh, usually the crowds

1051
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: there and they kind of have a sense of how

1052
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: far they are, uh from the from the out of

1053
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: bounce lines. So I don't know if they fix that

1054
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 1: or mentally they kind of figured it out or what.

1055
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: But they were also players saying that, oh, you know what,

1056
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: it may it may not be right. They kind of

1057
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: measured it wrong. And I was trying to get smart

1058
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 1: with it, and you know, kind of from a physics standpoint,

1059
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, are these rims softer in the bubble?

1060
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: Because one of the first games I watched, I'm talking

1061
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: a week ago, and I was watching it and they

1062
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: put up a hundred and fifty points. It was crazy,

1063
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: and I go, these rims are very forgiving, and they

1064
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: just seem to welcome the basketball so easily. But then

1065
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: I watched a game five days later and the teams

1066
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: can't score craps on like maybe the rims are the

1067
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,879
Speaker 1: same as they are and everywhere else. But I thought

1068
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: I figured something out, but I didn't. But what I

1069
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: did learn is the Lakers are not gonna win the championship.

1070
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: I do know that you can go ahead and take

1071
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 1: them off the if we were gonna bet them, forget

1072
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: about it. I was not to bet him because I

1073
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: don't want to cheer for him. I don't want to

1074
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: cheer for him either. But there's there's a team that

1075
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: you can win some money on if you bet them.

1076
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: We just got to figure out that team. And I

1077
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: don't want to leave it up to me. Well, I

1078
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: think it's every team you bet on you can win

1079
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: money because they're I think the best odds are three

1080
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: to one. So no matter what whoever you pick, if

1081
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: they win it, you're gonna win money. Why is my

1082
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: site not even working? I was gonna try. Oh, here

1083
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: we go, coach, we need to pick one. We've really well. Okay.

1084
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: I liked Denver at the beginning of the year, and

1085
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: I like Denver now. You do still you take them,

1086
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: you're on your own, your own. I'm I don't really

1087
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: like Denver at all. That's bad. Um, actual Portland's is

1088
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: gonna be really if this eight nine game, I'm so

1089
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: excited that there's gonna be an eight nine playoff. This

1090
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: is kind of exciting. Like this this this, like this

1091
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: bubble thing is kind of worked because I thought, Okay,

1092
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 1: how lame. If the nine seed is within three games

1093
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: of the eight seed, they're gonna have a playoff and

1094
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: the nine seed has to beat the eight seed twice,

1095
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: but the eight seed only has to win once. And

1096
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: it's happening, and I can't wait. Yeah, I'm already there.

1097
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, they have the lines pulled, so I

1098
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: don't even know what it looks like. But we're learning

1099
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: a lot from the bubble. What we do know is

1100
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 1: that it's Eddie. That's an interesting observation though with the crowd,

1101
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: how they're not able to get a feel for that,

1102
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: And I mean maybe it affects players like Lebron. I mean,

1103
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: does Lebron seem like he gives a rip out there

1104
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: or is it just well, well, then think he does

1105
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: care because you know, whenever he does his interest thing

1106
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 1: with the powder and everything like he can't do that,

1107
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: no one cheers for him. I think Lebron feels literally

1108
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 1: like a king when he walks out on that court,

1109
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: and he's that why he's called King, James, I think so, Coach.

1110
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: All I know is Anthony Davis had something to prove

1111
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: the other day and he actually played well. But the

1112
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: Lakers remind me of the Lakers back fifteen years ago

1113
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: when they had a ton of stars and they weren't

1114
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 1: he good when they had Gary Payton, Karl Malone, couple

1115
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: of Kobe the late go do that. They remind me

1116
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: of that team and they can it's not happening. What

1117
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: do we think about the Clippers? Are we still kind

1118
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,799
Speaker 1: of in with them? And yeah, Clippers are still good.

1119
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,479
Speaker 1: But there's some teams we've learned that are actually pretty

1120
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 1: day and good. Why do you guys not like Denver?

1121
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: I watched him, because they're not they're not winning. They're

1122
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: not winning pie, They're playing like crap and they don't

1123
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: have a lot of time to get better. They really don't.

1124
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: It's almost like their point guard guy looks like, you're right.

1125
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: If a team sucks right now, guys, they're out of

1126
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: the playoffs because there's no time. So people keep saying, oh,

1127
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: the Lakers don't have that chemistry. They're looking a little ice.

1128
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: I mean, Lakers are getting beat by boat race, by

1129
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: twenty two teams and folks. You can't fix that. In

1130
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: two weeks. They'll be out of the playoffs before they

1131
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: figure it out. And the way the Nuggets homey one

1132
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: dude is gained some weight, Jamal Murray, he's put on pounds.

1133
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: Maybe he just has uh, he grew his hair out,

1134
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: and it's like they're they're too Joe kick, He's a

1135
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: big man. Get him under the basket. I don't want

1136
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: to see joking shooting threes. He doesn't know his identity

1137
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: that the Denver team is all you sound just like

1138
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: all the dudes on on two k hey and the joking. Bro,

1139
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: what are you doing, Bro, you're a big bro. Get

1140
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: out of the basket. We don't need to see you

1141
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: shoot threes. Bro, Bro, listen to me on this. The

1142
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: Nuggets used to have an advantage when they were in

1143
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,799
Speaker 1: Denver because of the altitude, and they would always say, oh,

1144
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: it's tough for teams to come here. They run out oxygen.

1145
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 1: There's no advantage if there was one when they were

1146
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: in Denver. I mean, so you can rule that out,

1147
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: hey running an elevation, that there is something to that

1148
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:08,959
Speaker 1: because I was running. I went for a few runs

1149
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 1: up in the mountains. Boy, let me tell you, I

1150
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: couldn't run as far in the same amount of time.

1151
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: Like it's a real thing. It's the real deal, because

1152
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: I usually run about five and a half six miles

1153
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: in the amount of time that I was running, and

1154
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,439
Speaker 1: this time I was only getting four and a half

1155
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the hell is going on?

1156
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: And well, then, oh, well, you know what. I was

1157
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: just gonna make a joke and be like, well, then

1158
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: Miami should be killing it. But they're actually playing pretty good.

1159
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: Miami looks awesome. Ohba dioh he is great down low.

1160
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: It's actually really like the teams that were saying before

1161
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: the bubble are actually doing okay. And then you have

1162
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: some teams that are putting up like one sixty and

1163
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: you're like, holy hell, like Orlando Orlando, Miami actually are

1164
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: winning games. Miami looks phenomenal. They're a team I really

1165
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: really like. Yes, Orlando looks great as well. It's weird, man,

1166
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 1: it's weird, and I mean the Spurs. The Spurs look

1167
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 1: like look okay, but here's the Spurs. I don't even

1168
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: want them to make the playoffs because I'm just gonna

1169
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: because they're just gonna. Yeah, they don't have the team

1170
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: to go all the way. I don't believe they don't.

1171
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't. Let's just be honest. Well, and

1172
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: neither do the Bucks, so we can rule out it's

1173
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: gonna be a crazy champion this year in the NBA.

1174
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm already calling it. It's not the Bucks and it's

1175
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: not the Lakers. So you guys go ahead and pick

1176
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: who it's gonna be, because I'm telling you it ain't

1177
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: gonna be those two teams, and those are the favorites,

1178
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 1: those are the number ones. I'll go with Houston. I

1179
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 1: think Houston's got the best stop. I don't want to

1180
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: hear it. I hate hardening the playoffs and Little Mighty

1181
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 1: Mouse doing. I know you don't want to hear it.

1182
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 1: I get it. I don't like those guys either, But

1183
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: when you look at everyone, I do like Oklahoma City.

1184
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: I just don't think they can pull it off. The Rockets.

1185
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: They may actually be playing better as a team than

1186
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: they have a past. Maybe they pull Harden, hey man,

1187
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: start passing the Rocks something. I might need to watch

1188
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: the Rockets game. I've watched the DC. I'm funny you

1189
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: brought up the heat because I've watched them a decent amount. Ohlick,

1190
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: I mean the dudes looking great. I had no idea

1191
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: that they had. Uh, the big dude from Boston. Um

1192
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: his name is oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Kevin Crowder Crowder,

1193
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: I think his name is Kevin. And then I love

1194
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: I love Hero, I love Dragic or Gorditch whatever his

1195
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 1: name is. I love those guys. And then they even

1196
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: have Butler who knew or h Heat or a damn

1197
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 1: good team. Florida may have COVID and it also may

1198
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: have an NBA champion. And you heard that here first

1199
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: crowding their ass. Huh you cracked me up. I'm serious, dude.

1200
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: We're learning a lot from the bubble and it's that

1201
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 1: hey man. You think teams out of their home arenas,

1202
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: and there are different teams. That is true with with

1203
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: no crowd noise and all that that that it does

1204
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: take a little bit of getting used to a lot

1205
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: againting used to what were you gonna say, Eddie, is

1206
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: it over? The line to talk about last week's raise shenanigans. No, okay,

1207
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: we can talk about the trip he made. Oh well,

1208
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: I can just make it. No, I don't do that,

1209
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: but I can say so I paid for to me,

1210
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: coach of the whole thing to me is just whacked

1211
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 1: like like I still don't believe everything that you told us. No,

1212
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: it's real. So I had a wild hair. I said,

1213
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: what if for the first time in my life, I

1214
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: pay for a pick. So this guy is an expert

1215
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,479
Speaker 1: Parley Travy, and I gave him, I'm not even kidding,

1216
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: a hundred and seventy five dollars for a pick, and

1217
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: he gives me, and he gives a long and he

1218
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: gives me a super favorite glascot. Now the best picture

1219
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: for the most part for Tampa Bay. He's so good,

1220
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: he's amazing, and the team they ended up losing. So

1221
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: guess what. Then the next day, this guy gives me

1222
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: a free pick. He gives me the bucks, the box slow,

1223
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 1: he felt bad, he felt bad that he gave you

1224
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: another key, lost two in a row. And then the

1225
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 1: third day he goes with favorites again and finally hit okay,

1226
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: and so then he's done. Giving me free picks. The

1227
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 1: next day, he picked sure Zer and Sureser gets hurt

1228
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: in the first inning. So the dude literally was I

1229
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 1: only paid for the one pick, but I could still

1230
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: see him throughout. He went one in three in the

1231
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: time that I followed him, and by my calcular great

1232
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: investment in that hundred and si, I might just taken

1233
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: it and throwing it in the Cumberland River, because that

1234
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 1: was so dumb of me. That would have been a

1235
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: more wiser investment. But yes, I paid for picks for

1236
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: the first time, and wow, was that god awful. He

1237
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: gave me favorites that didn't even hit. But yes, by

1238
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: my calculations, he was. He's a whale better coach, so

1239
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 1: by my calculation, you should have hit up cash out King.

1240
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: He literally lost fourteen thousand dollars over the course of

1241
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: the weekend, but he continued to post pictures of money

1242
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: and cars and steak dinners, which makes no sense, which

1243
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: kind of tells me that he's a fraud. If if

1244
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: you lost eleven thousand, how are you still doing the

1245
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: steak dinners in the Vegas trips? But you think you

1246
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: think he's a fraud, but he's not. Only that he's

1247
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: also an idiot because he's rolling around with about twenty

1248
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: thousand in cash and he just takes pictures of it

1249
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: on a table in a hotel room that could get robbed. Yes,

1250
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: what we're gonna say, coach, I would like to propose

1251
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: a little offer here for you. You can pay me

1252
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars for a pick right now, right right.

1253
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 1: I got you ninety nine bucks. I'll give you a

1254
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 1: special and you okay, cut cuts ninety eight and I'll

1255
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: give you a pick right ninety seven. I'll give you

1256
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 1: two picks, guys, guys. The feeling of getting that in

1257
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 1: my inbox, a paid for a pick was just it

1258
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: was a great feeling. Has got to be a dirty few.

1259
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: It was a great feeling until he realized, okay, he

1260
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: picked the best picture in the game against the word

1261
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: team and maybe they were playing the Orioles. That that's

1262
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: literally what he did. The I mean he didn't even

1263
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: give me a fifty fifty. He gave me a money

1264
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 1: line bet, which was you almost had to put three

1265
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 1: times your money down to win one hundred, and you did.

1266
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 1: And I mean so then yeah, he he absolutely killed me.

1267
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 1: Did he hit me with then free picks the next

1268
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: three days. Yes, but the two of the three loss, coach,

1269
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 1: And I told you, and I told you, you sent me.

1270
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 1: You sent me the picture and I looked at it

1271
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Coach, that's not real. It's not real.

1272
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: It's photos. Yeah, what were you saying? So I had

1273
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 1: had a couple What did you mean it was photoshop?

1274
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 1: Because so either he won fourteen thousand or he's photo

1275
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: shopping these betting tickets with different days and different pictures. Yes,

1276
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: so he's literally just making picks. And then I guess

1277
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 1: to make you feel better, he sends you a picture

1278
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 1: that says, look, I'm so confident in this pick. I

1279
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: bet eleven thousand dollars. But what you zoomed in on

1280
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: the picture? What did you pick? Realize from the zoom

1281
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: in you could see under the eleven thousand dollars there

1282
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: is a different color behind Then okay, there is in

1283
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 1: the rest of the picture. Okay, there we go. See

1284
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: I couldn't see that, but now now it totally makes sense.

1285
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 1: So yes, I guess he photo shops his his betting

1286
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: slips and then he'll send you those. So he's not

1287
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: really betting the games. Correct, Well, he could be betting,

1288
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 1: but he's just not betting as much as he says.

1289
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: He's probably betting you. You'll pay for his bet. Is

1290
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 1: basically what happened. Alright, alright, so we gotta do. Hey

1291
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 1: ninety four, coach, I'll give you two locks right now.

1292
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: Leave me alone. That was a low point in my life.

1293
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a genius business that this guy started, though,

1294
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 1: and he has seventy followers on Instagram. Will do video.

1295
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 1: He doesn't coach, but with the one thing, I'll give

1296
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: him props. The next day after a loss, he will admit, hey, guys,

1297
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 1: we lost last night. So, I mean, what they're gonna say.

1298
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 1: He can't he can't go delete his tweeting like he won.

1299
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: But he already tweeted out his pick for the new people.

1300
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 1: What's he gonna say. He's gonna he's gonna come back

1301
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: and be like, all right, guys, you all lost that one.

1302
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 1: I didn't, but you lost it. It was nice that

1303
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: he was at least honest that he lost to the

1304
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: new people that could potentially be going for his business.

1305
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. But yeah, I I had to

1306
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: place the bet. I had to drive to a casino.

1307
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: I just went in with a mask, uh, totally disinfectant

1308
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: and just place the bet. My buddy Brandon O'Brien, he

1309
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: was like, dude, free ride you want to roll? And

1310
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I'll play the sports bet. I paid

1311
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,959
Speaker 1: one seventy five for the pick. How long have you paid?

1312
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 1: What seventy five drove? How far? It's actually under two hours?

1313
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: So two hours there, two hours back, four hours. Spent

1314
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 1: a hundred seventy five dollars on the pick. Then you

1315
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: gambled and you lost. What a hell of a waste.

1316
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 1: And we were listening to him in the car and

1317
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: we got to hear a first inning bet lose that

1318
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: happened in two seconds. And then we also got to

1319
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 1: see the Predators go down with an own goal. They

1320
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: were down three to one before basically the game even started.

1321
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: As we're driving in the car, and I felt like

1322
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: a jerk to coach because I saw the ticket you

1323
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:04,520
Speaker 1: know that that you placed on that game, that that

1324
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 1: you know there was like what I saw on the

1325
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: ticket was first inning run and that's what it said

1326
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 1: on the topic. Would have looked confusing, yes, yes, if

1327
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: I would have looked a little lower. There there's these

1328
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: two letters that was and oh and I was like, okay,

1329
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 1: I didn't see those. So I texted you, like, alright, coach,

1330
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: you got the first one. You're like, no, the opposite,

1331
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: you idiot. Yeah. As we were sitting in the gas

1332
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 1: station getting gas, we had lost our first inning bet

1333
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: and the preads were down three to nothing. Uh so

1334
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 1: the parlay was completely clean, cleaned out. It was a

1335
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: great feeling. It was a low being at a gas

1336
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 1: station all alone. Cold, needed some needed a gatorade, and

1337
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: the bets were done zo and we still had a

1338
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 1: road trip to get home back to Nashville. Oh boy,

1339
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 1: hey boys, I'm gonna have to run here pretty soon.

1340
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 1: The Yeah, I got four bears, coach. They're all stuck

1341
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 1: in the room right now. And just so you know,

1342
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: as of now, college football has not been canceled, guys,

1343
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: that's the good news. But conferences are pulling. I heard

1344
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,959
Speaker 1: not yet. I heard they're pulling out of the MAC.

1345
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 1: The MAC did pull out. The MAC pulled out. But

1346
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: we'll talk more about that on Wednesday. And then I

1347
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 1: don't know, Eddie, we gotta the Cardinals. What the hell

1348
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 1: is major League Baseball gonna do? We're gonna talk about

1349
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, Eddie, I need you to come up with

1350
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: some plan more Corona, dude. They have They've played five

1351
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: games the entire year, the Cardinals because they have Corona,

1352
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: and they had to cancel their series last week, and

1353
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 1: then the weekend series against the Cubs, and then the

1354
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 1: one against the Pirates that was supposed to start today canceled.

1355
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 1: So I don't know when the hell they're gonna play

1356
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 1: do you guys? Do you guys have the baseball package

1357
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 1: if you paid for it? No, it should be freaking

1358
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 1: for the month they're trying to charge me, and I

1359
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 1: just I don't know if I'm gonna do it or not.

1360
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 1: It's not worth it, all right, I mean, I just

1361
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: don't know. Like the St. Louis Cardinals, like you said,

1362
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: with the Marlins, they should just be canceled. I don't

1363
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 1: know how they're gonna take up all these games when

1364
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: they've only played five freaking games. Just makes no sense.

1365
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm so confused. Hey, I saw Juan Soto's back though,

1366
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 1: So that dude tested negative twice again and I still

1367
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 1: can't get a negative test. Interesting. Interesting. I'm just gonna

1368
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 1: leave you with that. Very interesting. I don't know how

1369
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: that works. Man, I'm so confused to know how it works.

1370
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 1: He's important and he needs to get back to playing baseball.

1371
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: Stiles uma test. So they just said that's not a

1372
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 1: real test. They just said he's negative. Yes, come on,

1373
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, guys, the Marlins are in first place.

1374
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: Do you realize that because they're not playing? No, they're

1375
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: back playing, and they have coach the Triple the Triple

1376
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: A teams playing. Yeah? Do you realize that their second

1377
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 1: baseman won a gold medal or silver medal in speed

1378
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:51,519
Speaker 1: skating at the Olympics. He Apollo Apolo Son So no,

1379
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 1: his name Apollo, his poa his name? Olympic speed skating

1380
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 1: silver medalist Eddie Alvarez makes Major League debut with the Marlins. Wow. Well,

1381
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: I do know that they got beat the other day

1382
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 1: by the Mets, but I guess they are in first place.

1383
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 1: Who to thunk it? Coach? I mean, unbelievable. Hey, and

1384
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 1: whatever happened with Cespedas, Oh, he just he opted out.

1385
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: He decided opt out. Oh, he just didn't tell anyone.

1386
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 1: He didn't tell anybody and he just left. And then

1387
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: he did like when when the news story broke or whatever,

1388
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,720
Speaker 1: his agent reached out to the Mets and said he

1389
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 1: was opting out. It's almost like he had a wild

1390
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 1: night out and then he just hey, let's cover this

1391
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,680
Speaker 1: up with COVID. Just say I'm opting out and a

1392
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 1: k A hungover in the hotel room. Yeah, but major

1393
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:35,639
Speaker 1: league makeball you, I don't know. This's just a disaster.

1394
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,000
Speaker 1: I don't know how they're gonna do it. I still

1395
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,599
Speaker 1: don't know if they're gonna get the season in, because

1396
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,599
Speaker 1: when you have the Cardinals that have played five games

1397
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 1: and we are uh supposed to be a quarter of

1398
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 1: the way through the season, that just doesn't even make sense. Well,

1399
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: I think just all what it really just means is

1400
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,680
Speaker 1: that this season just needs to be an asterixk Like

1401
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: it's a huge whoever wins. Yes, yes, just like the

1402
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: Astros a couple of years ago. That's a huge asterisk.

1403
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 1: It's actually not an asterisk as a trash can. So

1404
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 1: coach got him on the way out, All right, let's

1405
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,960
Speaker 1: go home, All right, boys, let's go out. You're already

1406
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:12,639
Speaker 1: homes Oh that's rude, coach, that's true. It's okay though,

1407
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,759
Speaker 1: that's okay though. I get to get up and move around,

1408
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 1: all right. Quarantine in his house for over a month.

1409
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 1: He went on boat rides. Dude, don't let him out

1410
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,600
Speaker 1: like saying, why are you Why are you hating on

1411
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 1: me for going on a boat ride? Coach, I'm not

1412
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,960
Speaker 1: by anyone. I'm on a boat. But you had to

1413
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,800
Speaker 1: go to the place to rent the damn boat, Coach.

1414
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:34,720
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't pay for it. Oh do you

1415
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,040
Speaker 1: think I walked in there and paid for it? Well,

1416
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 1: who did, my wife? It's funny disease. We're still learning

1417
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 1: about this thing. And then people that aren't even in

1418
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,120
Speaker 1: the medical professional field. You shouldn't be able to go

1419
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:53,840
Speaker 1: on a boat, right, So he's still testing positive for corona,

1420
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 1: he can't come to work, and then some poor guy

1421
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 1: high school kid has to clean that boat that is

1422
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: covered in corona. Coach, they said, after a certain amount,

1423
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,240
Speaker 1: he can't even pass it. To this coach ten days,

1424
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 1: they're like, just get you. You don't you can't even transmit.

1425
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 1: Every doctor literally that I've seen, tells me the same thing.

1426
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, your works making you take this test again. Okay,

1427
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: here we go, let me stick it up your nose.

1428
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna come back positive, thank you, all right? And

1429
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm like, so, so what do I do

1430
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 1: is He's like, do you want me to write a

1431
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: note to your work and tell them that you can

1432
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,120
Speaker 1: come back? And you could have come back two weeks ago.

1433
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:33,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, that that won't work because my friend

1434
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,720
Speaker 1: lunch Box thinks I'm still spreading it out. Why why

1435
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:37,240
Speaker 1: is it only mean? Why do you only blame me

1436
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 1: because no one cares that I'm on a boat except you.

1437
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 1: You didn't get anything. According to you, Coach, I got

1438
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 1: corona to the fact I got corona a month ago,

1439
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 1: But according to you, I can't even go outside or

1440
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it to all my neighbors. I mean,

1441
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 1: I mean that's your take on it. Oh my god,

1442
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 1: you left the house? Oh did you tell your neighbors?

1443
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:01,760
Speaker 1: Oh my did you did you track down the person

1444
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:05,360
Speaker 1: that gave it to you? No? Yeah, you don't know

1445
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,640
Speaker 1: how long they had symptoms. I don't really want to

1446
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 1: do that, Coach. I feel I feel like I've thought

1447
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 1: about it and I'm just like, gosh, man, like I

1448
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,720
Speaker 1: really don't know who it could be. But that's just

1449
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,160
Speaker 1: not the way to go. Like, you can't look at

1450
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,599
Speaker 1: this virus and be mad at the people that gave

1451
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,479
Speaker 1: it to you, or be upset at someone who's who's

1452
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:24,439
Speaker 1: not being care like, like you just can't. Like, I

1453
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:27,040
Speaker 1: think there's a lot of virus shaming going on around it.

1454
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: People are being scarlet letter left and right. We had

1455
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,639
Speaker 1: a guy at work a month ago and we made

1456
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 1: him stay out in the garage. I was like, is

1457
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,880
Speaker 1: he gonna go to the bathroom out there in the corner.

1458
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 1: He's not even allowed in the building. Coach. Yeah, it's

1459
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:41,439
Speaker 1: not cool. It's like, no one would ever do this

1460
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 1: with anything else, Like, it's just it's kind of it's

1461
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,920
Speaker 1: kind of mean, and it hurts people's feelings. Yeah. No,

1462
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 1: I understand that people can be super careful and they

1463
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 1: still get it. I'm just saying, like, well, I mean

1464
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 1: we know you guys are super careful. Your wife hasn't

1465
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 1: gotten it. Yeah, that's crazy too. There's been no not

1466
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,000
Speaker 1: not no, no, no, there has been now, that's what

1467
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I mean, she may have it now, but

1468
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:06,960
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like when I had it, Coach,

1469
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 1: I didn't really see her and there was none of that.

1470
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:12,679
Speaker 1: So I mean we were able to escape that. Coach,

1471
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:17,600
Speaker 1: all your symptoms are gone, right, everything, everything's gone. I

1472
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:24,760
Speaker 1: think my smell is probably seventy back. Well, well, the

1473
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,760
Speaker 1: thing is, I can smell. I can smell now, like

1474
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 1: I can smell things, you know. But like usually my

1475
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,840
Speaker 1: neighbor likes to start fires, like on the weekend and

1476
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 1: sit out there and have a campfire. And I sometimes

1477
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: I see it and I'm like, it's weird. I can

1478
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 1: normally smell that, but I can't smell that. It's freaking weird.

1479
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 1: Coch Yeah, but like if I'm drinking coffee, I can

1480
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 1: smell that in the kitchen a coach as soon as you.

1481
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:56,560
Speaker 1: I can smell it. And then I burp and I'm like,

1482
01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 1: I can smell that coach one all right? Yeah, alright, boys?

1483
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 1: Can I let them? Can I let the all the

1484
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,599
Speaker 1: dogs out? Let the dogs out? All right? Boys, come

1485
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,320
Speaker 1: on out. Tell the screen in the room. Tell me

1486
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:14,360
Speaker 1: to yell, come on out, be as loud as you want.

1487
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:19,960
Speaker 1: Come on, Why are they not studying? Don't they have school? There?

1488
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 1: We go, Oh my gosh, they're running yea. Tell me

1489
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 1: to yell. Come on, yell really loud, everybody loud. You

1490
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:34,080
Speaker 1: got coach, you got boys or girls? It sounds like

1491
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: a bunch of screaming they're still a young coach all right. Now,

1492
01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:42,080
Speaker 1: there was one that was getting deep in there. Yeah,

1493
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:47,240
Speaker 1: well he's the older one. That was Eddie coach. Alright,

1494
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:50,360
Speaker 1: alright boys, have a good Monday. Alright, goodbye one