Speaker 1: From Los Angeles, Philton and one and only famous.
Speaker 2: Perez Hilton.
Speaker 1: Hello, friends, Welcome to our php on booker. That, of
Speaker 1: course is Perez. Tell us what's coming up? Y, NICKI
Speaker 1: Minaj upsetting a lot of people?
Speaker 2: Find out why? Eminem upsetting me? Find out why?
Speaker 1: Oh boy?
Speaker 2: Some shocking Real Housewives news? And is Jennifer Lopez up
Speaker 2: to anything? We'll talk about her and a lot more,
Speaker 2: But first, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Good weekend of a lot of nothing?
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. I had a very good weekend of
Speaker 2: a lot. I was sick, but a good kind of sick.
Speaker 2: I had a stomach bug. And I'm like, damn, I
Speaker 2: think I lost five pounds today.
Speaker 1: Devil, where's product meeting your goal weight?
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at it. But I took my son
Speaker 2: to a water theme park. I took the family out
Speaker 2: to eat. I went to see a burlesque show, did
Speaker 2: a ton. All is good. Let's get to it, all right,
Speaker 2: the good news. I want to focus on the positive.
Speaker 2: The good news is over the last few days, Ben
Speaker 2: Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have been spotted out in public
Speaker 2: a lot, so it seems like they are at least
Speaker 2: half in to their marriage. Okay, I don't know what's
Speaker 2: going on. Only the two of them really know what's up.
Speaker 2: They're still living apart, but they're putting in some effort,
Speaker 2: whether it just be for show or whether it be
Speaker 2: for real. Now, let's just get to straight to the negative.
Speaker 2: Am I being hyper critical and overly picky? You let
Speaker 2: me know. The most recent set of photos that I
Speaker 2: saw of Jennifer Lopez. She was with her kid, Emmy,
Speaker 2: and they went to a flea market and she was
Speaker 2: just so done up, hair done, chic, sunglasses, chic outfit
Speaker 2: And is that helping her image right now? It obviously
Speaker 2: felt like a calculated pr moment to be going and
Speaker 2: doing something normal and being with her kid, But she
Speaker 2: couldn't even get out of her head enough to realize,
Speaker 2: maybe I should go in like sweats or something. Maybe
Speaker 2: I should seem a little bit more normal or down
Speaker 2: to earth or humbled or something. But no, she's not humbled.
Speaker 2: She's still full on diva at the fucking flea market.
Speaker 1: I feel you, and I think you make a good point,
Speaker 1: but I will say I saw her with Ben in
Speaker 1: another set of she was wearing.
Speaker 2: The same outfit.
Speaker 1: I think, no, no, no, No, this was like a
Speaker 1: regular brown top and jeans. I mean, this was as
Speaker 1: dressed down as I've ever seen her.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right to me?
Speaker 1: I look at that picture and said, oh, okay, she
Speaker 1: made a concerted effort to look like Jenny's next door
Speaker 1: neighbor from the block, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like did it last very long? Though?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because I didn't see the flea market pictures. I
Speaker 1: feel you because you're right, like, you know, I'm crushed.
Speaker 1: I had to cancel this tour. Did they ever come
Speaker 1: out and say we canceled this tour because nobody wanted
Speaker 1: to fucking see it? Because if they said that, it's
Speaker 1: okay to go out and dress however you want to dress,
Speaker 1: but if you're playing this, I want to be with
Speaker 1: my family and friends and stylist and hairdressers, so I
Speaker 1: could go to the flea market looking, you know, like
Speaker 1: I'm dressed to the fucking nines. That's you got a point?
Speaker 2: Well, I kind of jumped the horse. Is that the
Speaker 2: expression jumped the horse?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think that's the expression.
Speaker 1: Is that an expression you put the cart in front
Speaker 1: of the horse.
Speaker 2: Maybe that that's it? I think there we go. I
Speaker 2: think that's what I was trying to say, obviously without
Speaker 2: saying it, you know, the whole outing and the good
Speaker 2: news and starting with that was in response to not
Speaker 2: just the relationship drama, but also the big news that
Speaker 2: I broke exclusively on Friday about Jennifer Lopez canceling her tour. However,
Speaker 2: a reminder, or maybe you might be hearing it for
Speaker 2: the first time. Have I said it on the Patreon
Speaker 2: I don't remember what episode, but on a recent episode,
Speaker 2: I fucking said there had been discussions to cancel the tour,
Speaker 2: and those discussions materialized, And actually those discussions had been
Speaker 2: had and were continuing for a while, and Jennifer was
Speaker 2: reluctant to cancel the tour. Sure, I guess for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: enough convincing was had and the tour promoter, Live Nation
Speaker 2: said it's not going to happen. They released a statement
Speaker 2: I broke this exclusive, and TMZ like forty minutes later
Speaker 2: said it was their exclusive, and I said, excuse me.
Speaker 2: I posted this like almost an hour ago. No no no no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no, And this is the statement that Live
Speaker 2: Nation released. They said, Jennifer is taking time off to
Speaker 2: be with her children, family, and close fri friends. Did
Speaker 2: you really expect them to say that it's because of
Speaker 2: poor ticket sales.
Speaker 1: No, that's not a reason. I'm taking some time off
Speaker 1: to spend with my family and friends. That's not a reason.
Speaker 1: She could have went on tour and brought her friends
Speaker 1: and her family and whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay to play I'm gonna be you for a
Speaker 2: minute now and play Devil's Advocate. Would you have preferred
Speaker 2: a more vague statement that said Jennifer is taking time
Speaker 2: off for personal reasons. No, I would like the truth, Well,
Speaker 2: is personal reasons not the truth.
Speaker 1: The truth is nobody was buying tickets. That's the truth.
Speaker 1: That's the truth. Okay, So I would have said we're
Speaker 1: pausing the tour to reassess venue sizes or whatnot. Because
Speaker 1: it's honest. I think they get people on your side.
Speaker 1: A little bit of humble pie and honesty helps, and
Speaker 1: I think the real fans and the ones that maybe
Speaker 1: are on the edge of you know, maybe i'll go
Speaker 1: to the show, maybe I won't, don't you know, a
Speaker 1: real blast of honesty I think does a lot for
Speaker 1: your image. I think if she just sat down and said,
Speaker 1: you know, we overshot what we thought what we could do.
Speaker 1: You know, as a show, we were wrong, and we
Speaker 1: still want to put on the best show in the
Speaker 1: best environment. I just think that there is something to
Speaker 1: being honest, and look, this is a dishonest world. Nobody
Speaker 1: does that. I'm just telling you how I feel that
Speaker 1: as a fan. That's what I would have appreciated.
Speaker 2: That was Live Nation statement. I think Jennifer tried to
Speaker 2: be a little more honest. This is her statement which
Speaker 2: she revealed on her website for her on the j
Speaker 2: LO newsletter, which she should have just posted this everywhere.
Speaker 2: The fact that she didn't also share it across her
Speaker 2: socials I think was lame. But what evs on her website.
Speaker 2: On the newsletter, Jennifer wrote, I am completely heartsick and
Speaker 2: devastated about letting you down. Please know that I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do this if I didn't feel that it was absolutely necessary.
Speaker 2: I promise I will make it up to you and
Speaker 2: we will be together again. I love you all so
Speaker 2: much until next time. So the keyword or the key
Speaker 2: phrase in her statement was absolutely necessary. Translation. This was
Speaker 2: not a decision she made. This was a decision that
Speaker 2: was forced upon her. She didn't want to have to
Speaker 2: do this.
Speaker 1: So let's explore this possibility for a second.
Speaker 2: It's the only option. There's no way. She chose to
Speaker 2: cancel the tour.
Speaker 1: Back up the bus a little bit before that, so
Speaker 1: she sees this coming down the pipe right like she
Speaker 1: sees it happening. So her and Ben staged this whole quest.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, do not you know that you think
Speaker 2: Ben Affleck would go along with that? Jeez, I do No.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, this doesn't hurt Ben Afflecks. Go how did how
Speaker 1: does this hurt Ben Affleck?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: They still want to have had canceled the tour? So what
Speaker 2: was the point of the whole marriage troubles sham?
Speaker 1: Because they needed a reason to cancel the tour, and
Speaker 1: the tour is marriage trouble?
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is what you mean?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I can totally see a place where this
Speaker 1: is a thing.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, why no, that's not real.
Speaker 1: By the way, let me ask you a question. Did
Speaker 1: they break up?
Speaker 2: Who knows?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, they're together. You can see them in pictures.
Speaker 1: They're doing things together. They don't have kids together. There's
Speaker 1: no reason that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, listen, this is why they wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: You mentioned kids. They each have kids. They would not
Speaker 2: put their children through all of this.
Speaker 1: The kids are being put through anything. They're going to
Speaker 1: flea markets and fucking plays in basketball. Yeah, but nothing
Speaker 1: has changed for the kids except for the paparazzi narrative.
Speaker 2: You clearly don't have teenagers. They go to school, all right,
Speaker 2: So what the kids are affected by what's going on
Speaker 2: with their parents?
Speaker 1: That's not their parents, there's no they don't share kids.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. But Jalo has kids and Ben has kids,
Speaker 2: so what what.
Speaker 1: They're getting divorced again, They wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Put their kids through this if it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't think it's putting their kids through much,
Speaker 1: is my point. Well, you're wrong, Listen, Why can't it
Speaker 1: be a possibility?
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: They said, we need a reason to cancel this tour.
Speaker 1: Let's make it about the shaky relationship. Why not. By
Speaker 1: the way, they didn't break up. Everybody reported that they did.
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 2: Who cares. Everybody's still mentioning that the real reason the
Speaker 2: tour was canceled because the poor ticket sales. It's just
Speaker 2: the the dumbest theory that it's the dumbest theory.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a dumb theory at all.
Speaker 2: No. Anyways, I want to look forward, and I have
Speaker 2: some thoughts, and you have some thoughts. So the question
Speaker 2: is what can Jennifer Lopez do to make things better?
Speaker 2: You already said, and I agree that she should fire
Speaker 2: her manager. Unfortunately, I don't think taking time off is
Speaker 2: something that she's even capable of doing. Yeah, nor is
Speaker 2: it realistic because even if she were to take some
Speaker 2: time off, she's coming back next year. While she was
Speaker 2: promoting this new movie Atlas on the red carpet, she said, Oh,
Speaker 2: I've got two movies coming out next year, so it's
Speaker 2: already you know, halfway through twenty twenty four. If she
Speaker 2: takes six months off, she's still going to have two
Speaker 2: movies coming out in twenty twenty five. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What of the movies are they through Netflix?
Speaker 2: I don't know. She didn't mention that. Yeah, plans could change. Well,
Speaker 2: that's another issue, right, Actually she keeps making B movies.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this Atlas movie is a d movie.
Speaker 2: Well, the reason is she keeps producing all of her
Speaker 2: movies and she's not clearly working with the best directors
Speaker 2: and the best writers, Like she needs to stop producing
Speaker 2: her own movies.
Speaker 1: Maybe nobody wants her in a movie because she's not
Speaker 1: a box office draw press. I mean, she did TV
Speaker 1: for God's sake, so that show.
Speaker 2: Wasn't even a hit, right, she needs to go away. Well,
Speaker 2: she's not gonna do that. She should.
Speaker 1: I'd move to another country. I'd moved to the south
Speaker 1: of France and say I'm going away for three years
Speaker 1: and I have a great vacation and enjoy yourself and
Speaker 1: make people miss you. I say it all the time.
Speaker 1: Make people go I wonder what Jennifer Lopez is up
Speaker 1: to instead of I already know what she's up to.
Speaker 1: She was at the flea market this weekend dressed to
Speaker 1: the fucking nines.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not doing that. I think she needs to
Speaker 2: humble herself, give an interview that's very humble where she cries.
Speaker 2: People want to see her cry. I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but they do if she cries and she says, this
Speaker 2: year has been really hard. I wasn't prepared for the
Speaker 2: public to turn on me this way. I've made mistakes
Speaker 2: in the past, and I'm sorry. That's not who I am.
Speaker 1: Do you think the public has turned off Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yes, without a doubt.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Now one thousand percent.
Speaker 1: It seems like an online narrative.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's a lot.
Speaker 1: I think the public genuinely doesn't care about her. I
Speaker 1: think that's the truth. I think people are tired of
Speaker 1: being shoveled terrible fucking move I think there's a little
Speaker 1: bit of that, and terrible albums and seeing her out
Speaker 1: promoting garbage. I think you get tired of that. You're like,
Speaker 1: why am I wasting my time with this person? She
Speaker 1: doesn't deliver quality anymore, and that can't be debated. I
Speaker 1: love her, but the music is fucking horrible. The movies
Speaker 1: are terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think give a great interview where you cry
Speaker 2: and it has to be real, no fake tears.
Speaker 1: People will just make fun of that and tear it
Speaker 1: up on them.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's part of a plan. Also,
Speaker 2: stop producing your own films, and you need to be
Speaker 2: in a movie with the Rock, whatever it is, anything
Speaker 2: that the Rock does. Be in a movie with the Rock.
Speaker 1: Get herself in that Fast and Furious franchise somehow, and
Speaker 1: and be good.
Speaker 2: And Diesel too, both work in the Fast and Furious
Speaker 2: and do something with the Rock. And finally she did
Speaker 2: do Saturday Night Live earlier this year, but it was
Speaker 2: such a long time ago. It was February. She needs
Speaker 2: to do an awards show or two and like have
Speaker 2: it be like.
Speaker 1: Greatest Hits, disagree with your whole heart and remind people,
Speaker 1: no reminding anything. Well, all right, anyone knows I have
Speaker 1: one more got it. There's some funny in inside of her.
Speaker 1: People need a rest from her.
Speaker 2: I have one more really good idea, which you might
Speaker 2: think it's shit, but I'm gonna save it for later
Speaker 2: because it's tied to another story.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: In other news, According to multiple reports, if we are
Speaker 2: to believe the Ben and Jen rumors of marital troubles,
Speaker 2: one of the major issues in their relationship is financial. Allegedly,
Speaker 2: Jennifer is worth a lot more money than Ben.
Speaker 1: I doubt that.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: He's produced major blockbusters.
Speaker 2: He's not poor by any means, but she's worth a
Speaker 2: lot more. And I believe that.
Speaker 1: Where's the money coming from. It's not coming from the music,
Speaker 1: it's not coming from the movies. You got a failed
Speaker 1: makeup line and clothing line and everything else. How so,
Speaker 1: and you keep saying she keeps spending her own money
Speaker 1: for these movies that aren't well, all right, well, maybe
Speaker 1: he's not worth Argo was a massive hit air massive.
Speaker 2: Hell, okay, fine, maybe they're worth as much. Maybe he's
Speaker 2: worth more.
Speaker 1: He's worth more. He's an international movie actor, was in Batman.
Speaker 2: According to reports, he doesn't like the way she spends
Speaker 2: and his feeling the need to keep up and spend
Speaker 2: as much as she does. So that's a cause of strain. However,
Speaker 2: let's just end things with a positive again. Started with
Speaker 2: the positive, ending with a positive. Some good news. According
Speaker 2: to reports, this recent if real, which I do believe
Speaker 2: it's real, the recent marital discord between Jalo and Ben
Speaker 2: has brought back together Jennifer Lopez and Leah REMANI they
Speaker 2: were BFFs for decades and then they had a falling out.
Speaker 2: According to reports, they had a falling out over Ben
Speaker 2: Affleck and they're reconnecting and now Jalo has gone back
Speaker 2: to Leah and blah blah blah. That well, they did
Speaker 2: have a falling out. I don't know if it was
Speaker 2: over Ben Affleck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I doubt it was over Ben Affleck.
Speaker 2: Into reports they're friendlier again. Now it's a really interesting
Speaker 2: climate in touring. This was also brought to my attention
Speaker 2: Jalo wasn't the only act recently to cancel a tour.
Speaker 2: The Black Keys also recently canceled their tour, and nobody
Speaker 2: gave a shit though, because it's like, who get they
Speaker 2: get like zero buzz.
Speaker 1: Well in your stupid pop I like Sabrina Carpenter World.
Speaker 2: I do like Sabrina Carpenter. Bitch.
Speaker 1: That song is shit.
Speaker 2: It is not shit. Ninety five percent of our listeners
Speaker 2: love Espresso. I guarantee it.
Speaker 1: Might be higher good. It's a very popular song. It's
Speaker 1: also shit.
Speaker 2: It's not at all Adele loves it. Okay. Anyways, I
Speaker 2: mean do they have Do the Black Keys have one
Speaker 2: single crossover hit, a crossover mainstream hit?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean they have big hits.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know their songs.
Speaker 2: You just don't know that you know their songs?
Speaker 1: Oh the feeling just a matter of.
Speaker 2: They were gonna do an arena tour and tickets were
Speaker 2: too expensive. They were trying to charge like a minimum,
Speaker 2: like a hundred bucks a ticket, is what I read.
Speaker 2: I know, you've got to price your tour exactly. No,
Speaker 2: I hate it already.
Speaker 1: Oh god.
Speaker 2: Stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1: What about this one?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Oh stop?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: What about tight nup. You know this one?
Speaker 2: How about this One's okay? Let me hear that one.
Speaker 2: This was not bad, it was this is interesting. I'm
Speaker 2: into that one.
Speaker 1: Great man, great man.
Speaker 2: So don't feel too bad, j Loo, You're not alone,
Speaker 2: all right. In more music related news, Eminem is back
Speaker 2: releasing a new song that sees him returning to his slim,
Speaker 2: shady persona of the nineties, very jokey, comical type song
Speaker 2: called Houdini. And if I was Dualipa, I'd be a
Speaker 2: little upset because she just released a song called Houdini too.
Speaker 1: I thought it to be weird because there's no Houdini
Speaker 1: in that song. In the Eminem song, he could have
Speaker 1: called it whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't really care for the song.
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1: I hated it at first, like I couldn't even get
Speaker 1: through it. Now I like it a lot more because
Speaker 1: it is so reminiscent. And then you can kind of
Speaker 1: hear the whole megan thee stallion, if I got a
Speaker 1: shot her foot, the whole thing was funny.
Speaker 2: That's not funny to me, all right, let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: Hilarious to me but not me. Let me just say that.
Speaker 1: The one thing about that song that bothers me is
Speaker 1: the vocals are like five percent too low, where most
Speaker 1: Eminem songs the vocals just cut through and you can
Speaker 1: really rap along. You get to the middle of that song,
Speaker 1: you find yourself straining a little bit to like what
Speaker 1: did he say there? And it's the production. It's just
Speaker 1: a little low for my ear.
Speaker 2: Well you like the MEGANI Stallion rap I did not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you have no sense of humor.
Speaker 2: I do too. It's a joke, all right. Let me
Speaker 2: read to you what Eminem said in this new song Houdini.
Speaker 2: If I was to ask for Megan the Stallion, if
Speaker 2: she would collab with me, would I really have a
Speaker 2: shot at a feat feat as in feature double meaning
Speaker 2: the play on words. Whatever. Anyways, back in twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: Megan the Stallion was a victim of domestic violence. She
Speaker 2: was shot in her foot.
Speaker 1: She didn't live her fucking foot. She's fine.
Speaker 2: You're diminishing the trauma that she suffered.
Speaker 1: No sense of humor. I bet Megan the Stallion herself
Speaker 1: found it to be funny at this point.
Speaker 2: Well, I would like to hear that from her, because
Speaker 2: she's said the opposite. Let me just paint the bigger picture.
Speaker 2: It's not funny. I'm not laughing. I am an advocate
Speaker 2: for women. She is a victim of domestic violence who
Speaker 2: repeatedly since then has been mocked for what happened to her.
Speaker 2: I understand that rapp beefs and poking is part of
Speaker 2: hip hop. Just find a new topic, like, why does
Speaker 2: the hip hop community continue to degrade this woman? She
Speaker 2: was shot at by a man. That's not silly to me.
Speaker 2: She could have seriously been hurt.
Speaker 1: It's a piece of comedy. It's making light of a
Speaker 1: bad situation. That's what comedy is. Making light of bad
Speaker 1: situations is the impetus of comedy.
Speaker 2: You clearly don't follow hip hop as much as I
Speaker 2: do so many other artists.
Speaker 1: What I think of hip hop? I think of Perez
Speaker 1: Hilton so.
Speaker 2: Many, So many artists and commentators in the hip hop
Speaker 2: world continue to mock her for that. It's not cool. Whatever,
Speaker 2: What do you all think? Eight hundred seven to one
Speaker 2: one one eight five all right? In other hip hop news,
Speaker 2: Nicki Minaj on one of our recent shows, we discussed
Speaker 2: her drama in Amsterdam. She was arrested for some drug offense,
Speaker 2: she claims because her bodyguard was in possession of pre rolls.
Speaker 2: It might have been just that or more. We don't
Speaker 2: know yet. But if you may not have known that
Speaker 2: Nicki Minaj actually had a second concert scheduled in Amsterdam
Speaker 2: this past weekend and because of what happened last weekend,
Speaker 2: over a week ago, she canceled her second concert in Amsterdam.
Speaker 2: It's not like she was prohibited from returning to Amsterdam.
Speaker 2: She could have.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she's pissed for being arrested and she's
Speaker 1: like taking it out on the fans instead of the country.
Speaker 2: Exactly, like she's making her most loyal fans who spends
Speaker 2: money to see her in concert pay.
Speaker 1: Okay, so if Eminem made a rap about that one.
Speaker 2: That would be hilarious. No, that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1: But it's demeaning.
Speaker 2: No, that's Nicki Minaj behaving like a baby. And she
Speaker 2: wasn't a victim of domestic violence.
Speaker 1: Jesus, all right, you.
Speaker 2: Don't get it anyways, lame of the Nicki Minaj lame
Speaker 2: all right. In other wacky news, but explosive some on
Speaker 2: the reality TV front, This is a rare move. Bravo
Speaker 2: seldomly does this. The season fourteen reunion for Real Housewives
Speaker 2: of New Jersey has been canceled. I think the last
Speaker 2: time this happened, it was the New York cast and
Speaker 2: what ended up happening afterwards was all those women were
Speaker 2: fired and they rebooted and had a whole new Real
Speaker 2: Housewives of New York cast. So now a lot of
Speaker 2: people think the same may happen in Jersey. But Jersey
Speaker 2: had has bigger personalities than the remaining women in the
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of New York did, like Teresa Judice Judici
Speaker 2: Judice is one of the biggest housewives of all time.
Speaker 1: Is she still part of that? Yeah? Oh so she's
Speaker 1: still shooting? Was on the most recent season. Yes, maybe
Speaker 1: there's just no buzz. I'll be honest with you, I
Speaker 1: had no idea she was still part of the franchise.
Speaker 1: Talk about a show that has no heat. To me,
Speaker 1: it just sounds like they're like, no one watched, why
Speaker 1: are we doing a follow up? And to your point,
Speaker 1: we're done with these people anyhow, Why we wasted the airtime.
Speaker 2: That's just what happens. They always have a reunion.
Speaker 1: I think what you're suggesting is more likely Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: done with that cast.
Speaker 2: Well, say goodbye, and I hope they've all saved because
Speaker 2: we've seen it one too many times. A lot of
Speaker 2: these women, the show ends for them, they get fired
Speaker 2: or whatever, and then like financial difficulties. Like Kim Zoziak,
Speaker 2: who continues to make headlines for all the wrong reasons.
Speaker 2: The former Real Housewives of Atlanta star called the police
Speaker 2: and nine one one and the cops showed up to
Speaker 2: her house yet again after another domestic dispute with her
Speaker 2: still husband. They're not divorced yet and yes they're still
Speaker 2: living in the same house that's going through the foreclosure process.
Speaker 2: It's not sold yet either. This time Kim called the
Speaker 2: cops because Roy allegedly stole her phone.
Speaker 1: How'd she call the cops.
Speaker 2: I'm sure her kids have cell phones too, She's got
Speaker 2: multiple kids. Maybe she got a landline still maybe, but
Speaker 2: I think I think her oldest kid might be like
Speaker 2: twelve or thirteen. That's what I'm guessing happened.
Speaker 1: They didn't have those kids. They should sell them both
Speaker 1: right in the can.
Speaker 2: They should.
Speaker 1: They're just wasting so much police forces. Yes, they could
Speaker 1: be out, you know, policing.
Speaker 2: They should have to start reimbursing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with what money? Though? If I was them, I
Speaker 1: just wouldn't show up anymore. But the problem is that
Speaker 1: there's kids there, and that's why they probably have to
Speaker 1: continue to show up, which is horseshit.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is like, if you call the
Speaker 2: police for domestic disturbances, like after X amount of times,
Speaker 2: you should reimburse the city or county.
Speaker 1: I bet that you may have to because like, if
Speaker 1: you have an alarm system, right, and the police respond,
Speaker 1: you get charged for that.
Speaker 2: That's true, So I.
Speaker 1: Can't imagine it would be any different, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know either.
Speaker 2: I'll keep you updated on those two. I'm sure there
Speaker 2: will be more developments. Speaking of reality TV news, convicted
Speaker 2: murderer turned reality TV superstar Gypsy Rose Blanchard is upset
Speaker 2: that people are treating her like a celebrity.
Speaker 1: I'm not for the record, she says in a.
Speaker 2: Post on her social media. Don't ask me to relive
Speaker 2: my trauma for your personal curiosity. Don't demand to know
Speaker 2: the answers to questions that have no relevance in your life.
Speaker 2: Don't expect me to have overcome my past on your time.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me about my mistakes and choices when I
Speaker 2: am who has to live with them on my conscious
Speaker 2: I think she meant conscience. Don't project. Don't to be
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Why you gotta call her out?
Speaker 2: Don't project.
Speaker 1: No one calls you out when you say figure instead
Speaker 1: of figure.
Speaker 2: Don't project what you want me to be because you
Speaker 2: find it more interesting. I am not a celebrity. I
Speaker 2: am a trauma survivor who is healing from emotional, mental
Speaker 2: and medical abuse.
Speaker 1: By the way, you forgot, and has a reality TV
Speaker 1: show coming.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at her for having the reality TV
Speaker 2: show because I get it.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at any of it, even what she
Speaker 1: just said, I'm not mad at I wish she would
Speaker 1: just go away. I can't understand people's fascination.
Speaker 2: That's what I was about to say. You know, she
Speaker 2: wants to collect the bag. I get that. You know
Speaker 2: she's worried for her future. She probably fears that her
Speaker 2: options are limited. She's got this opportunity to monetize, so monetize, monetize, monetize.
Speaker 2: She can monetize without consciously cultivating her celebrity, which is
Speaker 2: what she is doing on social media. If she really
Speaker 2: didn't want the whole celebrity aspect of it, she wouldn't
Speaker 2: be on social media the way that she is. She
Speaker 2: could have the network Lifetime do the whole social aspect
Speaker 2: for her on their channels. But it just seems hypocritical
Speaker 2: to me, and it is what it is, all right.
Speaker 2: I can't believe him talking about this douchebag yet again.
Speaker 2: But here we are another show and Cindy Lauper's grown
Speaker 2: ass son.
Speaker 1: Why do you keep.
Speaker 2: Bringing him up? Who cares?
Speaker 1: He's not famous?
Speaker 2: I nobody's making headlines, so what ignore those?
Speaker 1: All right? He's not interesting. It's like this is like
Speaker 1: become a fast forward feature on our show.
Speaker 2: I never go in death. But yet again, now being
Speaker 2: accused of wrongdoing, a woman has come forward saying she's
Speaker 2: a victim of sexual assault at the hands of Dex
Speaker 2: Lapper and she was terrified for her life and blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. If you want to know more
Speaker 2: infos on my website, I'm sure that'll get many claps.
Speaker 2: It's not all negative, though. Cindy Lapper just this morning
Speaker 2: announced a farewell tour. She's allegedly saying goodbye for the
Speaker 2: last time. But I never really believe farewell tours.
Speaker 1: That's just a ploy. Yeah, j Lo should have a
Speaker 1: farewell tour.
Speaker 2: Actually, I was gonna bring up j Loo again because
Speaker 2: I think the Cindy Lapper farewell tour will do well.
Speaker 2: Dot dot dot. There's two big caveats. One, pricing is important.
Speaker 2: Cindy Lapper better not be charging like Taylor Swift beyond prices.
Speaker 1: Oh, no way, who's gonna pay for that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The rooms are gonna be tiny.
Speaker 2: Oh they're not. She's doing arenas across the country.
Speaker 1: Arena. Yeah, there's that many fans left.
Speaker 2: I would go.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I like, girls just want to have
Speaker 1: fun at Time after Time and the hits. But I
Speaker 1: go into an arena show to fucking see Cindy Lapper.
Speaker 2: Cindy Lauper had at least ten hits. I would say
Speaker 2: Time after Time is true. Colors, girls just want to
Speaker 2: have fun. She bop all night long and I drove on.
Speaker 2: Those are just off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fifth one started to fall off. Whatever, the
Speaker 1: four we're pretty good. I loved shebop. I think that
Speaker 1: was an underrated sheepop.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I want to go, although I'm not going to
Speaker 2: be able to I don't think because there's no Vegas show.
Speaker 2: Hopefully they add more dates. Hopefully they priced it well,
Speaker 2: so the pricing it well is important. That was the
Speaker 2: first point. The second point people from Live Nation need
Speaker 2: to listen to this right now. The concert going consumer
Speaker 2: has changed and become very savvy by necessity. Unless you
Speaker 2: are Taylor Swift or Beyonce, people have wizened up and
Speaker 2: are no longer buying tickets when they go on sale.
Speaker 2: They're waiting for the day before or the day of
Speaker 2: a concert for deals, and they know that if they
Speaker 2: wait the day before or the day of or hours before,
Speaker 2: ticket prices will plummet.
Speaker 1: It's like a price line does with the airlines and
Speaker 1: all these other things. They just get rid of everything
Speaker 1: at the last minute. I mean, when's the last time
Speaker 1: you've been on a flight and there was an empty
Speaker 1: seat next to you. That used to happen all the time.
Speaker 1: Now it never happens. Plus you're flying little jumper flights,
Speaker 1: you know, but still like across country. Forget it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. In other music related news, Adele went viral this
Speaker 2: weekend when she scolded an audience member at her Vegas
Speaker 2: residency for yelling Pride sucks on the beginning of Pride Month.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that at an Adele show?
Speaker 1: At an Adele show, everybody just needs attention. Now, I
Speaker 1: just hope they escorted that person right out.
Speaker 2: Why would they do that? Because this has been really sad.
Speaker 2: There still is a lot of homophobia in this country.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty four, my video I was I think
Speaker 2: one of the first people to post that Adele clip
Speaker 2: on Instagram. It was overwhelmingly supportive, but on Facebook, which
Speaker 2: is an older demographic, the majority of the comments were
Speaker 2: negative about gay people, like I'm so glad that guy
Speaker 2: yelled it. We're sick and tired of having Pride shoved
Speaker 2: down our throat, or I was like one of the
Speaker 2: common comments. The other common was like, why do they
Speaker 2: get a whole fucking month but veterans only get a day? Okay,
Speaker 2: fucking losers. Thank you for all the negative comments because
Speaker 2: you're helping this big homo make more money. All right,
Speaker 2: I'm monetizing on Facebook and I appreciate your hate. Fuck you,
Speaker 2: but it's just it's sad. It's sad that we still
Speaker 2: have a lot of homophobia. Yeah, it's dumb people who
Speaker 2: are sheep and who consume a lot of media that
Speaker 2: tell them what to think. They can't think for themselves. Anyways,
Speaker 2: Speaking of Adele and music news, there was this report
Speaker 2: going around that Adele is in negotiations to replace Katy
Speaker 2: Perry on American Idol. Wow, it's not true. Don't believe
Speaker 2: everything you read.
Speaker 1: I don't see her putting in that kind of time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's a lot of time.
Speaker 2: No shit. Adele herself has said she's lazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she doesn't need the money exactly like wish
Speaker 1: I could find a way to get one hundred million more.
Speaker 1: She could just sign up for another residency. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's already doing the laziest thing possible, a residency in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. You can't get any lazier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's super rich and lazy.
Speaker 1: She could tour the world and ask Taylor Swift prices.
Speaker 1: She's one of the few that can. Yeah, and she
Speaker 1: does it, And that's fine, And I actually absolutely love
Speaker 1: that about Adele. She's not taking every last penny, She's
Speaker 1: not signing up for every fucking reality.
Speaker 2: Her Vegas show is super expensive.
Speaker 1: A worldwide tour would give her a lot more money.
Speaker 1: That's just a tiny room. She could literally be doing
Speaker 1: arenas or stadiums. That's what I mean, like stadium Yeah.
Speaker 2: The source for that article was a British trashy tabloid
Speaker 2: named Heat. They're like Life and Style.
Speaker 1: They're not even on my radar exactly. They have no heat.
Speaker 1: They should call themselves barely have any heat.
Speaker 2: But tying it all back, this story lit up a
Speaker 2: light bulb in my head. No, boy, now, this is
Speaker 2: a good idea. You might think it's not, but you're wrong.
Speaker 2: He's telling you ahead of time. You're wrong because you
Speaker 2: think Jennifer Lopez should go away. Let me say it,
Speaker 2: don't say a thing. When Jennifer Lopez fires her manager
Speaker 2: this week, she needs to get a new manager and
Speaker 2: tell that manager reach out to the people of American
Speaker 2: Idol and tell them I want to go back to
Speaker 2: the show and I will do the first season for free.
Speaker 2: Why because that'll be really good for her career and
Speaker 2: what she needs right now.
Speaker 1: But she can go back if she wanted to go back.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I don't know if they would want her back.
Speaker 2: And Necessaria cares.
Speaker 1: No one watches that show.
Speaker 2: You'd be surprised. It still gets good ratings.
Speaker 1: Well, good ratings for today is five million people. That
Speaker 1: used to be the cancelation line for television shows back
Speaker 1: in the day. Reality TV is just cheaper than it
Speaker 1: is to have a studio and actors and blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. But yeah, I don't think it's the
Speaker 1: greatest look. But if it's a money grab, she's not
Speaker 1: going to do it for free.
Speaker 2: Some sad news. Michelle Obama's mother has passed away, and
Speaker 2: it was surprising to me to see that. She says
Speaker 2: she was heartbroken because her mother was eighty six years old.
Speaker 2: She lived a very full life.
Speaker 1: She's not allowed to be heartbroken when her mother died
Speaker 1: at eighty six.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I would be very sad when my
Speaker 2: mom dies.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be heartbroken when your mom dies at eighty six.
Speaker 2: No, I'd be like fuck, wow, how because my dad
Speaker 2: died at fifty two? Like how lucky was she to
Speaker 2: live to be eighty six?
Speaker 1: Weird dick, But okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a blessing to live that long.
Speaker 1: I think she's allowed to be heartbroken or no.
Speaker 2: I mean it was surprising, but then like wow, Okay,
Speaker 2: I guess there's a few factors at play, like it
Speaker 2: puts your mortality really into questions.
Speaker 1: This is the episode that shows everyone how weird you
Speaker 1: really are.
Speaker 2: I'm weird in the best way. I acknowledge it. I'm
Speaker 2: the best kind of weird. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: like everybody else. I'm not.
Speaker 1: You've been full of common sense? Why would you want that?
Speaker 2: Common sense is overrated?
Speaker 1: Apparently?
Speaker 2: All right? Some lighter news, Lenny Kravitz has revealed that
Speaker 2: he is nine years celibate. I don't believe him. I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna say it. I think he's lying.
Speaker 1: I'm not far off. But nine years. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're over nine years. No, No, since twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: Almost.
Speaker 1: No, we've been doing the podcast for ten years now,
Speaker 1: haven't We are nine to ten years and you haven't
Speaker 1: hooked up the entire time we've been doing this. Unless
Speaker 1: you lied to you.
Speaker 2: No, I did in twenty sixteen before I left New York.
Speaker 2: One last topic, but before we get to that, A
Speaker 2: thank you to some new Patreon subscribers, Jen Quinn who
Speaker 2: signed up for the year Superstar. Thank you to Samantha Spears,
Speaker 2: Anna Apa Rs. Thank you to Ken m Thank you
Speaker 2: to Rachel. Oh, I love this in the uh TO
Speaker 2: UK subscribe new Patreon supporters. Thank you to Rachel and
Speaker 2: Jillian in the UK. Thank you to Miriam Rico and Thomas.
Speaker 2: All Right, and finally, let's end things on a lovely note.
Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner flew to New York City to spend time
Speaker 2: with her boyfriend Timothy Shalomey. They were spotted out and
Speaker 2: about having dinner, and they are still very much together,
Speaker 2: even though they've made the conscious decision to pull back
Speaker 2: the public nature of their relationship and be more low profile,
Speaker 2: which is maybe smart, So kudos to this.
Speaker 1: It's affecting his cue scoring.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a call or two.
Speaker 4: Hypers high Booker and I'm calling regarding Billie Eilish story
Speaker 4: about her comments doing three hour shows. I agree with Booker,
Speaker 4: I didn't interpret this as shade and batch. Back in October,
Speaker 4: Billy called both Taylor Swift and Beyonce out by name
Speaker 4: in an interview with the Los Angeles Times.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, we already heard this one.
Speaker 1: Well, everybody got to hear it. That doesn't have the patriarch. Listen,
Speaker 1: people need to hear oh, stop that you're wrong on
Speaker 1: many many different platforms. If I can get on your
Speaker 1: YouTube channel to tell people that you're wrong, I would
Speaker 1: love to put me on there. I need to talk
Speaker 1: to people about this.
Speaker 2: It's too high tech.
Speaker 3: May. This is Alison from Samaz, California. The point of
Speaker 3: Lady goderforming with no protection of COVID is she's spreading
Speaker 3: it whoever she's dancing with that then spreads to others.
Speaker 3: I mean to compromise, people are not going to be
Speaker 3: attending that type of event, but it's putting in.
Speaker 1: She got cut off. But I think people have the
Speaker 1: right to be upset. And if you didn't hear the
Speaker 1: story about Lady Gaga saying that, you know she performed
Speaker 1: with COVID and told her dancers and everything else, I
Speaker 1: get people being upset about it. Still, she's allowed to
Speaker 1: have her opinion, and unlike Jennifer Lopez, she really is
Speaker 1: telling the truth about everything and her own detriment. It
Speaker 1: doesn't care. I like that an artists sometimes, even when
Speaker 1: they're wrong, they're still like, well, that's what I did,
Speaker 1: That's who I am, and fucking deal with it. You know,
Speaker 1: there's something likable about that to me anyhow, I'm that way. Well,
Speaker 1: I do like you, even though it doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: I do. I love you. Here we go. Hello, my
Speaker 1: name is Ze.
Speaker 2: I have common sense too, by the way.
Speaker 1: In some places you do and parenting you're pretty fucking
Speaker 1: locked down. But these wacky, fucking h opinions on comedy
Speaker 1: and everything else, you're just off your roger.
Speaker 2: I'm sensitive that. Jesus. Hello. My name is Dee, and
Speaker 2: I know Billy, and I'm going to say that.
Speaker 1: Pres is wrong.
Speaker 2: She's just stoked about her music.
Speaker 3: She's not shaty, she's cool, she's.
Speaker 1: Kind, she's fun.
Speaker 3: So I truly believe there is no drama to be
Speaker 3: had in that one.
Speaker 1: No, it's Perez fucking creating drama for clicks. That's all
Speaker 1: that he did there. I can see through it. You
Speaker 1: guys can see.
Speaker 2: So many people agree with me.
Speaker 1: Who are these people? None of them called in. We
Speaker 1: had one comment on our Patreon message board one. Everybody
Speaker 1: else was like, your fucking nuts. You're creating drama while
Speaker 1: you're claiming to love women, and yet you're pitting them
Speaker 1: against one another for no. Well, let's wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Oh I wanted to And speaking of Billie Eilish, I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with hold on. I'm obsessed with this. Uh this
Speaker 1: Birds of a Feather song.
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh god, damn, this is like the best Billie Eilis
Speaker 1: song ever released. I think Birds of a Feather I
Speaker 1: just wanted to give that a plug. Goddamn it. That's good.
Speaker 1: It's like an Ariana Grande song kind of, you know.
Speaker 1: It's got the same sort of singing that she has
Speaker 1: there and I love the beat. Good shit.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we thank you all. Hopefully we'll see
Speaker 2: some more new people on our Patreon this Thursday with
Speaker 2: an exclusive show. Join us at patreon dot com slash
Speaker 2: Perez Hilton. If not, we love you all. See you
Speaker 2: next Monday. Have a wonderful week, Baba,