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Speaker 3: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three oh six,
Speaker 3: Episode four of.
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Speaker 3: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 3: into America share consciousness. And it is Thursday, September twenty eighth,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three. Overheard somebody signing for something and they say,
Speaker 3: what is it? September twenty third, And I just respect
Speaker 3: being like almost.
Speaker 4: A week off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've done that ship before, like signing my
Speaker 3: kids into school and they're like, what do you do
Speaker 3: for a living sir, Like I'm not a banker. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know what the date is. I just have
Speaker 3: a daily podcast where I say the date at the
Speaker 3: beginning every time.
Speaker 4: North National North Carolina Day, National Beer Day, National Strawberry
Speaker 4: Cream Pie Day, and National Good Neighbor Day, which is
Speaker 4: the sketch group that Kyle Mooney was in with Beck Benet.
Speaker 4: Is that really it? No strawberry pie Day? Sure, strawberry
Speaker 4: cream pie. I've never had a strawberry cream pie.
Speaker 3: That feels like a gross thing, that looks like a
Speaker 3: older cousin would tell you what it really means.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cream cheese,
Speaker 4: though baked into a thing. It looks. It doesn't look
Speaker 4: baked cream cheese doesn't always look the best, dar Man.
Speaker 3: It works, It really works for me. That is some
Speaker 3: good down home Midwestern casserole cooking right there. Anything where
Speaker 3: you bit your baking cream cheese in.
Speaker 4: Anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien aka speaking of sexual pies.
Speaker 4: So why why all the hype for AI? I could
Speaker 4: use it for a paper, but then maybe I'd die
Speaker 4: and them good old boys, you know, those silly con guys,
Speaker 4: saying him, won't you fund our killer AI? Won't you
Speaker 4: fund our killer AI?
Speaker 3: Now American Pie at that point not explicitly a sexual pie,
Speaker 3: but it did become one and then and growing up
Speaker 3: Jason Biggs. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined. Oh wait,
Speaker 3: I gotta say who that was from that beautiful eight
Speaker 3: aka that was from Rizik on the discord.
Speaker 4: Shout out to you, sir.
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 3: mister Miles Grass.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, hold on, here we go? Uh back track?
Speaker 4: Oh god?
Speaker 5: Oh well, imagine as I'm reading the news about the
Speaker 5: next election, and I can't help but to read, No,
Speaker 5: I can't help but to read about the newest polls,
Speaker 5: Trump speeding, Joe Biden tarrum speed and Joe Biden says
Speaker 5: a new ball. He's up ten points, he asked, But
Speaker 5: what a shame, what a shame? He's the only option
Speaker 5: we have.
Speaker 6: I chimed in with a hasard DNC he ever heard
Speaker 6: of holding a primary? And h it's much better to
Speaker 6: keep the incombing even though he's lucky popularity.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 7: Shout out to Shanee Pawnee on the Discord for that
Speaker 7: little panic at the disco, actually panic at the discord
Speaker 7: on the discord over that one.
Speaker 3: Shout out to you, hm hmm, Miles. It is a
Speaker 3: full it is we needed We needed this for our system.
Speaker 3: We've been having all these damn experts on lately.
Speaker 4: We needed intelligent guests, thoughtful guests, intelligent thoughtful, intelligent guest.
Speaker 4: We needed a pure chaos episode.
Speaker 3: We are thrilled to be joined in our third see
Speaker 3: by comedian, a writer, an actor, stand up albums. Blake
Speaker 3: album Stuffed Boy Live from the Pandemic All debut Number
Speaker 3: one iTunes Amazon. His album Twelve Years of Voicemails from
Speaker 3: tug Last to Blake Wexler charted on Billboard. Please Welcome,
Speaker 3: the hilarious, the chaotic. He's riding a recumbent bike in
Speaker 3: short shorts and his plumpers are on full display.
Speaker 4: It's Blake. This is Blake Weaxler, AKA.
Speaker 8: I have a special, a stand up comedy special, but
Speaker 8: zite geist my peak. I have two plumpers. What the
Speaker 8: hell am I doing here? I am a wexpert. I'm
Speaker 8: a wexpert.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 9: This is I heart media at its finest. Blake Western
Speaker 9: joined by Jack and Miles thank you so much for
Speaker 9: having me.
Speaker 4: Show now too. Yes, I have data. We're going to
Speaker 4: dive into the data.
Speaker 9: We're gonna talk to people on the ground and we
Speaker 9: are going to say that they're long.
Speaker 3: That we have data that we're diving into. Today we're
Speaker 3: going to bring up the electoral map here and I'm
Speaker 3: going to show you which you know groups are reporting
Speaker 3: as yet.
Speaker 4: Blake, how are you doing, man?
Speaker 9: This is the Electoral Community College. That's right, it's not
Speaker 9: it's a two year associates. I'm doing great, guys, Thank
Speaker 9: you so much.
Speaker 4: For Electoral Online College.
Speaker 9: Phoenix Phoenix exactly. This phoenix will not rise from the ashes.
Speaker 9: It has burnt itself to death. But yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 9: so psyched to be here. As usual, you gotta start
Speaker 9: a little late.
Speaker 4: We're busy integrating the Damian lillar trade into our into
Speaker 4: our beings, into our personhood. Didn't see that coming. It's hard.
Speaker 9: He even gonna play for them, didn't he. He only
Speaker 9: wanted to go to Miami, right, and now this is
Speaker 9: going to the Miami of the North Milwaukee.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I want a.
Speaker 9: Body of water up there, right, one of those one
Speaker 9: of those great lakes. It's like I'll be yeah that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, He's like, you're not going to Miami, but the
Speaker 4: team does have M and I in the first two
Speaker 4: letters of this Yeah, so you gotta read it. You
Speaker 4: gotta read the whole word.
Speaker 3: Paid attention to the opening sound and the ending sound
Speaker 3: of the word city that he was asking to be
Speaker 3: traded to in between me. I think this trade is
Speaker 3: really fun. I know this isn't our NBA podcast, but
Speaker 3: I think it's fun. It brings Damian Lillard, puts him
Speaker 3: on a team that gives him a real chance of
Speaker 3: winning a title. It makes Jannis relevant again. Jannis is
Speaker 3: probably our most fun and lovable celebrity basketball player at
Speaker 3: the moment.
Speaker 4: So I'm I'm.
Speaker 9: Here for James Harden. I think James Harden is the
Speaker 9: most fun you know one. I think we can.
Speaker 3: Take our self hating Sixers fandom off the off the mic.
Speaker 3: But my Miles suggested a good new new line for
Speaker 3: for us. When people ask if we're Sixers fans that
Speaker 3: we we only recognize one team of Sixers. Yeah, Miles,
Speaker 3: you want to tell them what it is, the January
Speaker 3: six Ers. Yeah, that's only That's the only Sixers I recognize.
Speaker 3: And I'm not a fan of them, and I don't
Speaker 3: even know about another another group. Anyways, Blake, I'm thrilled
Speaker 3: to have you here. We're gonna get to know you
Speaker 3: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna
Speaker 3: tell our listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.
Speaker 3: We're gonna take a look at We haven't checked out
Speaker 3: with Jesse Waters in a while since his mom called
Speaker 3: in and was like, we.
Speaker 10: Don't like you.
Speaker 3: Was that his first episode where they're like, Okay, honey,
Speaker 3: we love you, but like you're doing a bad job
Speaker 3: and making the world a worse place. Try not to
Speaker 3: do that so much.
Speaker 4: Love you too. That was like kind of his like
Speaker 4: energy to hold him. Yeah, okay, all right, mom, Yeah sure, yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 4: he sent a producer to Seattle to do a story
Speaker 4: on the liberal hellscape, and it's interesting. I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't know what they were looking for and why
Speaker 4: they thought they found it, but we want we want
Speaker 4: to see what's going on over at Waters. Airbnb is
Speaker 4: doing another one of their fun like you can sleep
Speaker 4: in Barbie's Malibu Dreamhouse thing, but this one centers e
Speaker 4: earwax candle. Oh, so Christ talk about that and we'll
Speaker 4: talk about I guess Donald Trump's found guilty reliable for
Speaker 4: fraud in a two hundred and fifty million dollars civil
Speaker 4: case that is arguing that for the dissolution of his
Speaker 4: entire company. So we're gonna talk about how that came about,
Speaker 4: what that case looks like. I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: going to have any impact. Oh it will. It will
Speaker 4: financially for sure. Financially yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's more
Speaker 4: about like can he recoup that money from like the
Speaker 4: Saudi Arabians that he, like, in a deposition, was like,
Speaker 4: they'll pay whatever I want for something, so it doesn't
Speaker 4: matter what the value is. And you're like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: what was that part? Hold on? Can we rewind that?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't know how much of that's being talked about,
Speaker 4: but that was like one of his arguments and deposition
Speaker 4: that it didn't matter because he's got Saudi buyers that'll
Speaker 4: pay whatever. I say, Wow, I did. I totally missed
Speaker 4: that was that reason? Yeah, it's buried in like a
Speaker 4: lot of the documents. Some people are beginning to sort
Speaker 4: of look at that and be like, hold on, well,
Speaker 4: I mean it makes sense when you look at like
Speaker 4: the amount of money Jared Kushner like absconded with. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so you start to be like, oh okay, so it's
Speaker 4: like buy my over valued property and we'll look away
Speaker 4: when you, you know, do summary executions of American citizens.
Speaker 3: No, it's fucking crazy. I don't know if you know this.
Speaker 3: I used to be the president, so I can just
Speaker 3: tell people what to pay.
Speaker 4: It's fucking great. I mean I don't like to bring
Speaker 4: it up. I hate bringing it up. However, if you
Speaker 4: want us to look.
Speaker 3: Laying it out here, killing it out here, dude, all
Speaker 3: of that plenty more. But before we get to any
Speaker 3: of that shit, Blake Wexler, we do like to ask our.
Speaker 4: Guests, what is something from your search history chistory.
Speaker 9: Search history is my favorite pale ale and it is
Speaker 9: forty percent ABV, which stands for alcohol by volume.
Speaker 4: Of course, it's just Roman. Yeah.
Speaker 9: People keep telling me it was made in the West Indies,
Speaker 9: and I'm like, not with a name like search history. No,
Speaker 9: that was definitely made the greatest Britain search history. I
Speaker 9: recently googled crab walk because I posted a video where
Speaker 9: I was crab walking out of it concert and I
Speaker 9: was unsure a if it was one word or two,
Speaker 9: but b if it was a potentially unsensitive term. And
Speaker 9: I don't know why to Crustacia, which I believe was
Speaker 9: a plane that went down somewhere crust Airlines. But yeah,
Speaker 9: the only it.
Speaker 4: Would only be derogatory towards member of the crypt gang.
Speaker 4: That is, that is derogatory. Crab is derogatory for a crip.
Speaker 4: And then if crip walking, crab walking might be a
Speaker 4: you know, I don't know, I don't know who you
Speaker 4: hang around. If they're all wearing red, No, you're right,
Speaker 4: that's why you got that take. But hey, no, that's
Speaker 4: that's gonna get me in trouble.
Speaker 3: Said that he was crab walking out of a concert,
Speaker 3: he was crip walking. Yeah, and he had a red
Speaker 3: He had a red flag coming out of his pocket.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, damn I was.
Speaker 9: I was wearing a Phillies practice jersey as well, which
Speaker 9: was red too. So No, it's first of all, not
Speaker 9: offensive except to the groups that we mentioned crabs and
Speaker 9: certain crip la based gangs of course. And I mean
Speaker 9: it's a national I believe it's international. I'm so sorry,
Speaker 9: and I'm really in hot water right now. Hot blue
Speaker 9: water with.
Speaker 4: The anti the crip, anti defamation. Everybody needs an advocate. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we do.
Speaker 9: You've proven that, but yeah, no, we're we're all clear
Speaker 9: on that. But it turns out because I remember crap
Speaker 9: walking from like middle school, where it would just be
Speaker 9: a thing like in gym class or maybe in regular class,
Speaker 9: or it's like all right, but it's just a thing
Speaker 9: for kids to do. But I really I think it
Speaker 9: might be a legitimate exercise where you engage your core
Speaker 9: while you do it, and it also it's you know,
Speaker 9: probably your triceps it helps with as well.
Speaker 4: So apparently physical trainers recommend this also your hips too,
Speaker 4: because you got to get those hips up. That's a
Speaker 4: good hip exercise. This is where you're like on all fours,
Speaker 4: but on your back right, let your heel on off
Speaker 4: your heelva correct, yeah, helva hips to the sky Yeah, yes, plumpers,
Speaker 4: I would hope like just a perfect mine all parallel
Speaker 4: to the ground. Yeah, parallel to the ground. Yeah, where
Speaker 4: they belong.
Speaker 9: And because a lot of people use their legs to
Speaker 9: walk straight up, and I find that, Yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 9: did you pull off? Inish statement? I said, I found
Speaker 9: it disgusting. Go ahead, mile did.
Speaker 4: You pull off of Like, how did it feel to
Speaker 4: crab I've and crab walked in the minute? How did
Speaker 4: that feel? Did you feel like you still had it
Speaker 4: or maybe you got held up? Do some more reps?
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, the blake still the body held up and
Speaker 9: I did even slip, which completely defied the purpose of
Speaker 9: the crab walk. Where I was at a concert and
Speaker 9: on a steep hill, and I could have paid for
Speaker 9: nicer seats. I have the money. I just like sitting
Speaker 9: on the ground.
Speaker 4: So I was it was an indoor concert and you
Speaker 4: were on a hill nearby. Yeah, I brought sod with me.
Speaker 9: I brought a hundred square feet of sod for me
Speaker 9: to sit in the mash pit in the middle of it. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 9: I got stepped on rudely, but yeah no, I held up. Well,
Speaker 9: I did it for a long time, and I see it.
Speaker 9: I might just do that just my be how I
Speaker 9: walk now, I might just can continue doing it.
Speaker 4: It feels like, but I'll have to get a handshoes.
Speaker 4: It feels like one of those things like someone has
Speaker 4: I feel like I've seen on the internet someone who
Speaker 4: like crab walked like across America to like raise awareness.
Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, it was November, but before that it was
Speaker 9: U yeah, crab walk March, and.
Speaker 4: I think yeah, the last one they they I think
Speaker 4: the last time crab walk came up came up was
Speaker 4: that guy who escaped prison in Pennsylvania. Oh I know him.
Speaker 4: Did you see that clip He crab walked his way out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because he like found he found like three miles of shit. No, no,
Speaker 4: he had to like get up the prison walls. But
Speaker 4: he did the version where you put like your feet
Speaker 4: on one wall, in your hands on the like an
Speaker 4: opposite wall, and just kind of like inch your way up.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, is that crab walking. I
Speaker 4: feel like we're giving crab walking like because everyone called
Speaker 4: that crab walk all the news. That's I remember. That's
Speaker 4: how crab walking came back into my mind because from
Speaker 4: the BBC to algier Zeera to CNN, they were all
Speaker 4: calling the crab walk. So I'm delibered by the last time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they had that kind of consensus. It's interesting that that
Speaker 4: we we just kind of refer to any sort of
Speaker 4: shimmying moving on all fours in a unorthodox manner as
Speaker 4: crab walking, right, but crabs do crabs do uh walk
Speaker 4: like that? I saw a crab underwater and boy does
Speaker 4: it walks out. They walk all sorts of silly, those things.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's silly. They Yeah, they're just a mess. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's pretty funny. Yeah, shout out to just unorthodox ways
Speaker 4: of walking, like my kids. My five year old is
Speaker 4: learning to skip and skipping is a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know it's not it's not acceptable, but man,
Speaker 3: you can. It's just what do you mean an energetic
Speaker 3: way to get around? It's not acceptable for me to
Speaker 3: skip around miles. You've made that perfectly clear. Well, I've
Speaker 3: only said that ain't skipping you're doing. I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is, but that is skipping.
Speaker 4: It ain't. Have you actually have you seen those clips
Speaker 4: of like older people trying to skip and they can't remember.
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh my god, you can forget how to
Speaker 4: skip hard on your knees. Dude. It's so funny watching
Speaker 4: like people have been like, I can skip and they
Speaker 4: hold on. I gotta play. I just I don't know
Speaker 4: if you can watching watching somebody who does, like watching
Speaker 4: my five year old try to remember how to try
Speaker 4: to figure out She asked him to prove it. He
Speaker 4: didn't realize that got how Yeah, this is this is
Speaker 4: exactly what it's like when my remember started. This is
Speaker 4: so adorable. He's like he's like walking like a little
Speaker 4: wind up toy. They operate independently from the rest of him.
Speaker 4: There's this this like a whole thing of like people
Speaker 4: being like, hey, do you remember how to anyway? It
Speaker 4: doesn't matter if people don't remember how to make kine. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he started doing the gritty at the end, he did
Speaker 4: that hashtag forgot how to skip? Of course follow that.
Speaker 3: Every day I go on these social media platforms and
Speaker 3: it's trending and I'm just like, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 3: we get it. Blake was some of these things overrated.
Speaker 9: Now this is at the risk of Miles saying something
Speaker 9: snide about my palate, and then I let it go,
Speaker 9: and then I think about it for weeks and weeks.
Speaker 4: Fifty dollars worth of taco bell over the weekend I got.
Speaker 4: I got no place coming after people's palate, But go ahead.
Speaker 9: I feel safe that it ordering meat rare, I feel
Speaker 9: like is overrated. I feel like you get shamed if
Speaker 9: you even order it at a medium at a medium situation,
Speaker 9: and I think that I eat meat constantly.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 9: I don't have a good diet by any stretch of
Speaker 9: the imagination, but I do see meat as a delivery
Speaker 9: device for like sauce, you know, like as a platform
Speaker 9: for what I think.
Speaker 4: The sauce is.
Speaker 9: Generally the star to me. So what's the difference. I mean,
Speaker 9: you don't want it tough, like you don't want to,
Speaker 9: you know, hurt your teeth. But I think when people like, oh,
Speaker 9: I want it rare, or if I ask a waiter, hey,
Speaker 9: can I get this medium, they go, well, actually, we
Speaker 9: recommend that it's rare. It's like, well, I recommend that
Speaker 9: you leave it in longer because I want to eat that.
Speaker 9: And that's how I talk to people in the service.
Speaker 4: Well, let me speak to your manager first of all.
Speaker 9: Can we bring out someone of the bourgeoisie please, that
Speaker 9: I can speak to so I can be heard.
Speaker 4: Who is the owner of this business, not the worker.
Speaker 4: I'd like to speak to the owner, yes, and I
Speaker 4: would like to call him mister. So I also feel
Speaker 4: supported around them, kind of like yeah, yeah, eat whatever
Speaker 4: the fuck you want. I think I don't even eat sheer.
Speaker 4: I don't eat I would never order something rare, like
Speaker 4: I just eat medium rare. That's that's pretty much to me,
Speaker 4: the best part where you get the little you know,
Speaker 4: you need a little bit of redness pinkness to your meat,
Speaker 4: because once you cook all that fucking moisture out, then
Speaker 4: it's like you're overpaying for a meat delivery or a
Speaker 4: sauce delivery mechanism at that point.
Speaker 9: That's interesting. That's yeah. Uh in the Yeah, no medium rare.
Speaker 9: It's funny I say medium because then I feel like
Speaker 9: they're just gonna do whatever the fuck they want anyway,
Speaker 9: you know, so medium and then they're gonna bring it out.
Speaker 4: Well, we can do. And that's also you do also
Speaker 4: say that's the server. I'll say, you're gonna do whatever
Speaker 4: the fuck you want anyways. Are no sure? I wave
Speaker 4: my fork around like, no, we actually cook it to order. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but you're probably just gonna probably fucking spit on it
Speaker 4: or do whatever, you know whatever, Just do whatever you're
Speaker 4: gonna do.
Speaker 9: I know what they tell you to say. Yeah, you
Speaker 9: don't value my opinion, do you, Like? I don't know
Speaker 9: why I even came here. I don't even know why
Speaker 9: I go out to eat anymore. And it's always a
Speaker 9: shitty experience. And it's your birthday, and I cooked your
Speaker 9: favorite steak, the one you've loved since you were a boy.
Speaker 9: Open it up, that's what I say. I don't even
Speaker 9: say cut it for me. I say, open up. What's
Speaker 9: inside it?
Speaker 4: Good? Hoop that thing up? Its autopsy? Yeah, what's in it? Yeah,
Speaker 4: crack it over?
Speaker 9: Uh yeah yeah yeah no, spread out suspected. Yeah, no,
Speaker 9: it's so funny. And then I go sit, we don't
Speaker 9: We have one piece of patio furniture outside, and I
Speaker 9: just sit in the chair and I stare until until
Speaker 9: I do come in and apologize, of course, because I
Speaker 9: would never speak to my wife that way.
Speaker 4: Wait, oh, I was playing. I was playing your mother.
Speaker 4: I was your mother in that bit. Actually not your
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah. I don't publicly acknowledge that I have
Speaker 4: a mother. Oh I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean
Speaker 4: to do that. Didn't mean to do that. That's right.
Speaker 4: Until i've uh you fell from this guy. He came
Speaker 4: from the sky, folks, Thank you, thank you. Like pop
Speaker 4: stars don't acknowledge when they're in a relationship, you don't
Speaker 4: acknowledge you have a mother, so that mothers can feel
Speaker 4: like they can be your mother, Yeah, and become fans
Speaker 4: of you. You just have your Your crowds are full
Speaker 4: of mothers, are like God, I would love to be
Speaker 4: his mom. He's just lost thirty percent of his fans
Speaker 4: because I made that comment. They're like, I can't fucking
Speaker 4: I can't ship our ship us says a mother's son relationship. Now,
Speaker 4: and I know that he has a real mom. Nah,
Speaker 4: he already has a mom. He'd never let me be
Speaker 4: his mom.
Speaker 9: I will publicly acknowledge it after I go from seven
Speaker 9: days a week of therapy down to six, and then
Speaker 9: I will acknowledge that I have.
Speaker 4: Good We'll be waiting. We'll be waiting. I know you
Speaker 4: own you're good friends. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll also say there's something like very I don't know
Speaker 3: when people when The thing that people criticize Trump for
Speaker 3: is that he likes his steak. That he gets the
Speaker 3: Blake Wexler and asks for his steak, right, that's well done, Yeah,
Speaker 3: slathered and ketch up. Like that's not a good that's
Speaker 3: not the angle like that. That just ties into the
Speaker 3: thing that like I think historically is going to be
Speaker 3: not on the side of people who like criticize Trump
Speaker 3: which is that they're like there is part of it
Speaker 3: who is just like he's just so like.
Speaker 4: Gross and rude. And I don't like the way he
Speaker 4: liked hawks, like his accent uncouth, doesn't non presidential. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just just focus on the racism. You're still talking about Trump?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, not me, Yes, my accent is focus on.
Speaker 3: The racism and not like what how he likes his hamburgers.
Speaker 3: Who gives a ship how he hamburg hamburgers?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I agree, Like if how what what we thought of
Speaker 3: meat and how he took our meat was the main
Speaker 3: deciding factor, then I would be the biggest Mitt Romney supporter.
Speaker 3: Because his favorite meat is hot dog. That is that
Speaker 3: ship rules. That's the fucking funniest thing anyone's ever said.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and he orders his rare. He has a rare hot,
Speaker 9: rare hot.
Speaker 4: I like a soft, a warm pink center. Yeah. Well
Speaker 4: it's a fucking hot dog. Man. That's kind of what
Speaker 4: it always is gonna be. Here's the one cooked anyway,
Speaker 4: eating cooked. Well, he doubled down on his hot dog
Speaker 4: love over the summer. I don't know if you saw
Speaker 4: this clip, amit round? You walking with a hot dog?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 4: Hot dog hat with a hot dog on This was
Speaker 4: This was viral content for Jamie Loftus's book.
Speaker 12: Well, as you all know, today is National hot Dog Day,
Speaker 12: and perhaps you also know that hot dog is my
Speaker 12: favorite meat. I love hot dogs. I love them in buns.
Speaker 12: I love them outside of buns. I love them with
Speaker 12: baked beans. I just like hot dogs. It's the best,
Speaker 12: you know, mess meat there is? Without question?
Speaker 4: Is this the basically like the best meat there is?
Speaker 3: A walk and talk whose decision was like, nah, you
Speaker 3: gotta walk. You gotta walk while you're doing this viral video.
Speaker 4: And also, don't be a question. Don't bother to hide
Speaker 4: your like Lavalier wire, like Mike. It's like the chords
Speaker 4: are dangling. Everybody's about to trip on it. But hey,
Speaker 4: hot dog is the best meat there is. I can
Speaker 4: see him putting like a napkin like in his shirt, collar,
Speaker 4: forkin knife. Where is he going to become a public
Speaker 4: servant next? Where? What state is he going to move to?
Speaker 4: Because he was what governor of Massachusetts? Now he's a
Speaker 4: senator right in Utah? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I probably. I mean he might become the Senator
Speaker 9: of Milwaukee. And then you have a senator. The city
Speaker 9: itself is a.
Speaker 4: City has a senator famously. Yeah, of course, yeah, fun
Speaker 4: fact he's seventy six. It's pretty strong, pretty together for
Speaker 4: seventy six. Don't have to the hell value of hot dogs?
Speaker 4: The only thing. Yeah, what's my secret hot dog? I
Speaker 4: like dogs. My favorite meets Because he did say my
Speaker 4: favorite meets hot dog, he still said it like it
Speaker 4: is a kind of meat rather than like the idea
Speaker 4: of hot dog. My favorite meat is hot dog. I
Speaker 4: think the first time it was an accident, and now
Speaker 4: he's just playing into it, like because you would say
Speaker 4: steak not steaks.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, or maybe it's yeah, maybe it's just because
Speaker 3: he's a fucking connoisseur.
Speaker 4: And that's just you know, like that's the right way
Speaker 4: to say it. That's the right way to say. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it created it actually has all the meats contained within it.
Speaker 4: That's why I like hot dogs. Yeah, it's a omni
Speaker 4: meat or a Romney meat, as I would that's right.
Speaker 3: There's also a profile to him where like he the
Speaker 3: the person goes to his apartment in DC and he's
Speaker 3: just every night he eats like a frozen piece of
Speaker 3: salmon smothered in ketchup, like like he he cooked the
Speaker 3: frozen salmon. Lisa Rakowski was like, you know, gave him
Speaker 3: just a freezer full of salmon.
Speaker 4: Was like, here you go.
Speaker 3: This is for you forever. You will always have salmon.
Speaker 3: And he he like, out of a sense of duty,
Speaker 3: just like joylessly grinds down a fucking piece of baked
Speaker 3: salmon like smothered and ketch up every night. So man
Speaker 3: has interesting tastes.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's allergic to wild caught by the way, it
Speaker 9: can't happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it has to be shock. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 4: shock to his system. This was this wild cat, not
Speaker 4: can sandwich.
Speaker 3: The joy is taking over my body like an alien symbiote.
Speaker 4: The excitement emanating off this frozen fishing to give you
Speaker 4: a heart attack.
Speaker 3: The sense of freedom, the sense that it had love
Speaker 3: in its heart and knew its mother. All right, Uh,
Speaker 3: let's take a quick break. We'll come back and find
Speaker 3: out what you think is underrated? M And we're back
Speaker 3: in it, in it, We're back.
Speaker 4: Isn't it blake it? And it's underrated? Isn't it it is?
Speaker 4: In't it is underted? Underrated?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Is Cuba, which I bring as a as a place
Speaker 9: to go, and I went there with my wife for
Speaker 9: a one year anniversary and Miles was wow to give
Speaker 9: But I don't actually know how to say this without
Speaker 9: coming off as a total fucking idiot, So I'll just
Speaker 9: say it. I every once in a while, there's something
Speaker 9: that you just accept as truth and then you don't
Speaker 9: do any research whatsoever, or even give it a single
Speaker 9: critical thought or a cursory as as Miles said, a
Speaker 9: cursory Google search, I believe, is what he wrote in
Speaker 9: the text message to be And I was like, which
Speaker 9: was very funny and and earned and earned on my part.
Speaker 9: And yeah, I was like, oh can Americans, Like is
Speaker 9: it safe I think for Americans to go to Cuba?
Speaker 9: And Miles like, yeah, it's all. It's all the United States.
Speaker 9: All the vitriol is one way, you know, and it's
Speaker 9: all coming from the US government, just merely for pettiness
Speaker 9: because they're a communist government where But anyway, I went
Speaker 9: to Cuba to not on for tourism reasons, because that's illegal.
Speaker 9: I went to support the Cuban people and I did
Speaker 9: and I left that country better than when I found it.
Speaker 9: But no, I did go and you can go there
Speaker 9: as an American under one of those designations, I believe
Speaker 9: support the Cuban people is the most popular one because
Speaker 9: well it's vague. And yeah, I went there and was unreal.
Speaker 9: It was really interesting seeing a country like that. All
Speaker 9: the people were incredibly nice and yeah, it was absolutely
Speaker 9: beautiful there. So the food was unreal. It's a three
Speaker 9: hour flight direct from Newark, which is crazy. It's so
Speaker 9: it's so close. I think it's like a thirty minute
Speaker 9: flight from Miami, if that right. Yeah, it's unreal. So, yeah,
Speaker 9: amazing country if you can visit it. I highly What's like,
Speaker 9: what's an annoying food like? You know, whenever I travel,
Speaker 9: I come back with some annoying food thing. What's what's
Speaker 9: like a Cuban food thing that you would like you
Speaker 9: drop some wisdom wisdom on me. Something you ate, something
Speaker 9: you've enjoyed that you wish you.
Speaker 4: Could have in salmon slathered in ketchup. I it was
Speaker 4: I actually nutri grain bar that I melt the chocolate
Speaker 4: over that I brought with me. Actually that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: That's man. You just put them together. Put the nutri
Speaker 4: gray bar and the chocolate bar in your pocket together.
Speaker 9: Boom, and just walk at a brisk pace and my
Speaker 9: legs are so plump that they rub together and create
Speaker 9: friction heat to melt the chocolate. Uh, and I have
Speaker 9: they're in separate pockets and it still works. So I
Speaker 9: love that.
Speaker 4: That's how hot your legs are.
Speaker 9: That's my legs got It's just anything or within a
Speaker 9: foot of my legs warms the hell up.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Food wise, literally, this is gonna be such a simple answer.
Speaker 9: But any like garlic shrimp, like garlic fish, seafood where
Speaker 9: it would be very very simple and absolutely delicious. Fuck,
Speaker 9: there is a very like a braid, like any braized
Speaker 9: you know, beef and stuff was like really good. It
Speaker 9: was just the drinks exactly. The drinks were so like
Speaker 9: were amazing. Yeah, it was just so pared down. I
Speaker 9: mean just like any American traveling. It's like my wife
Speaker 9: has CELIACX and it can be difficult for us to
Speaker 9: eat in other country or you'd think and then we're
Speaker 9: like what's in this and they go, oh, it's just
Speaker 9: four things. The best thing I've ever heard. It's not like,
Speaker 9: oh yeah, I think there's flour in the bone of
Speaker 9: this cow, and it's like, you know, like there isn't
Speaker 9: States somehow. But yeah, no, we went on these excursions.
Speaker 9: We're actually I know we're talking about airbnb today where
Speaker 9: because you can't know American financial institutions or businesses are
Speaker 9: allowed to trade with Cuba or sorry, that's not necessarily true.
Speaker 9: You can't give money as an American to the Cuban state,
Speaker 9: which owns most things in Cuba. So most of the
Speaker 9: things that you have to do is through air B
Speaker 9: and B. And there were a bunch of great excursions
Speaker 9: we did. We went to like multiple beaches, most beautiful
Speaker 9: beaches I've ever been to in my life, and rode horseback,
Speaker 9: went to a cigar and coffee plantation. It was unreal. So, yeah,
Speaker 9: it's a damn it was a damn good trip.
Speaker 4: Did they let you see the sample the sound lasers?
Speaker 11: They so, they didn't let me stay they h It
Speaker 11: was just that's how I feel in general, living in
Speaker 11: my head is like I'm being sound attacked.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So I've been diagnosed with havana syndrome since I was
Speaker 9: at the age of but before you even went there,
Speaker 9: before I even went there, and then it actually just
Speaker 9: even me out. I think that's why I relaxed so much.
Speaker 9: Is that yeah, no, and they and it's really targeted
Speaker 9: to where they don't target anyone else there. It's just
Speaker 9: purely a Americans with the sound the sound weapons, but.
Speaker 3: The idea Americans go there and just blame the symptoms
Speaker 3: of being an American in modern America on CUBEA like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like that depressed and like tired all the time
Speaker 3: and feel like hopeless.
Speaker 4: What the fuck's going on? What is that? I feel guilty?
Speaker 4: It must be your fault, beautiful place.
Speaker 9: Why do I have to bring all this cash with me,
Speaker 9: you fucking people, because I can't use a credit card here.
Speaker 9: Why don't you guys let me use my credit cards here?
Speaker 9: And you do have to travel with all the cash
Speaker 9: that you need for the trip also, which is not
Speaker 9: as harrowing as you think. I think that that was
Speaker 9: another thing I like doing that. I carried a briefcase
Speaker 9: handcuffed my wrist for the as an accessory.
Speaker 4: Amazing. Well, that's very cool. That sounds amazing, And I
Speaker 4: truly I did not know that that was something that
Speaker 4: you could that you could do. I thought that there
Speaker 4: were still things in place to make that very difficult.
Speaker 4: I thought, yeah, I could have sworried when you got back,
Speaker 4: You're like, it's a communist healthscape.
Speaker 9: Right, what it was? I thought it was a liberal healthscape,
Speaker 9: is what I thought. That's the term I use. I
Speaker 9: actually use that term whenever I exit my house. I'm like,
Speaker 9: this is a liberal healthscape out here.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about a liberal healthscape. Seattle.
Speaker 3: Jesse Waters sent producers into enemy territory to see how
Speaker 3: cities are completely falling apart and how the citizens like
Speaker 3: it's it feels like they went and being like, now
Speaker 3: the people who live there are going to ask you
Speaker 3: to take them with you, and you just you have
Speaker 3: to not look at them.
Speaker 4: You'll get stowaways. You'll get stowaways.
Speaker 3: Check your bag, gonna try to check your bags because
Speaker 3: the Seattle residents are going to try to stow away
Speaker 3: in your begs.
Speaker 4: Didn't it doesn't seem like it went that way.
Speaker 3: Instead of what they got were people being like, no,
Speaker 3: it's it's nice. There's just a problem with poverty and
Speaker 3: inequality in our city, like there is in a lot
Speaker 3: of places right in the world in this country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this clip was going around. Shout out Katabu on Twitter,
Speaker 4: who has the mental strength of a granite mountain, as
Speaker 4: she like regularly monitors Fox News to give Twitter like
Speaker 4: these amazing clips. But yeah, let's just watch them, hoping
Speaker 4: that the people in Seattle are just in absolute shambles
Speaker 4: over the state of their lib Healscape.
Speaker 12: Jesse send Johnny to the progressive Hellescape, where residents mocked
Speaker 12: the idea that the city is spiraling out of control.
Speaker 4: I've never seen any crime in Seattle. I've never seen
Speaker 4: any of it. I've seen fun and laughter, and laughter
Speaker 4: and fun. I don't believe that number people there, you know,
Speaker 4: get robbed out here, carjacked. I've never heard of anyone
Speaker 4: getting robbed.
Speaker 7: Prime is a social issue that could be solved by
Speaker 7: giving people their basic needs.
Speaker 4: It's not a thing that happens just on the street.
Speaker 4: People don't just come up and try to rob people
Speaker 4: on the street. Do you walk around every day like
Speaker 4: someone's gonna rob me every second? Seattle decriminalized drug use,
Speaker 4: and then they criminalized it again. Oh my god, who
Speaker 4: are you going to your premany cars? Apparently you're listening
Speaker 4: to the wrong people. I saw a lot of people
Speaker 4: shooting up on my way down here. Did you okay?
Speaker 4: And they were bothering you? I was in a car,
Speaker 4: but you know people, Oh no, you're in a car.
Speaker 5: Oh no, they were.
Speaker 6: Hurting you so bad.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: So yeah, they tried. I think this second you go
Speaker 4: up with that Fox News Jesse Waters, flag, people are
Speaker 4: gonna be like, you think I'm gonna cooperate with whatever
Speaker 4: fucking propaganda you're trying to manufacture. Here, guess what? I
Speaker 4: like the one person's like, never heard of crime, don't
Speaker 4: know what it is? What is that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like I'm not fucking like, what the fuck
Speaker 4: you to say? But yeah, it's just like when you
Speaker 4: watch that, I'm like, why the fuck would they air that?
Speaker 4: I think part of them was trying to say, like,
Speaker 4: these are the facts, this is the data, the statistics
Speaker 4: that say it's a progressive hellscape. But then afterwards, like
Speaker 4: that was judge what's her name, Janieri Piro, Piro, the
Speaker 4: clown Piero, Judge Janine Piro, and she's like, wow, the
Speaker 4: arrogance of those people. And then Jesse Waters was like,
Speaker 4: those people believe that criminalizing crime is racist. That's pretty
Speaker 4: much where those people all come off as. It's like, well, no,
Speaker 4: criminalizing poverty is is fucked up and racist, but anyway,
Speaker 4: that's another episode, Jesse that you won't do yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it just felt like again this was like for the
Speaker 4: confirmation bias of the viewers who are like, yep, whenever
Speaker 4: democrats are in charge of things, it's a hell escape
Speaker 4: with beautiful parks and decent infrastructure except La which we
Speaker 4: have barely any roads. But hey, we're working on it,
Speaker 4: aren't we. Maybe I'll get around to it. We need
Speaker 4: these golf courses, man, yeah, we do, we do, we do.
Speaker 3: I Where else are the deals gonna get done?
Speaker 9: It is funny too that the sweetest woman in the
Speaker 9: world said the most devastating sentence I've ever heard, in
Speaker 9: this devastating tone where she's so sweet, she goes, oh.
Speaker 4: Were you in your car?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Your little car? Oh no, oh my god? Did the
Speaker 4: heroine go through your car?
Speaker 9: And you shut up to but did it come through
Speaker 9: your your recycled air conditioning that you're probably using with
Speaker 9: your windows up?
Speaker 4: I'm sure it did. Yeah, an airborne heroin.
Speaker 3: But it's funny because like I always felt a little
Speaker 3: bed like back when you know, The Daily Show would
Speaker 3: go to a conservative convention and show like conservative people
Speaker 3: just like not being able to like back up their
Speaker 3: beliefs or you know, just saying wild ignorant shit, and
Speaker 3: it's like, well, you know, you can go anywhere and
Speaker 3: find people like the fact that this is their equivalent
Speaker 3: is like going and showing people on their way to
Speaker 3: work just like saying the truth and then them being like,
Speaker 3: I mean those people see weird, right. It's just interesting
Speaker 3: to me that that like it. Yeah, it does, really,
Speaker 3: I guess. I guess part of it is like the
Speaker 3: people that they're showing are like some of them are
Speaker 3: like bike helmets and like they just are you know,
Speaker 3: commuting to work, and maybe they're just like, look at
Speaker 3: these people looking not as good as us. I'm in
Speaker 3: a suit and they and I have these like cherries
Speaker 3: that are statistics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this one's sweating. I think more than that, though,
Speaker 4: I think it just shows the difference in how people
Speaker 4: view crime, right because they're coming with the Fox News version,
Speaker 4: which is like poor people and drugs or whatever, and
Speaker 4: then for other people who have some sense of like
Speaker 4: how a society functions are like, yeah, I mean, like
Speaker 4: those are kind of the failures of our government to
Speaker 4: be able to support people more than like what that
Speaker 4: people like were you try and use it as like
Speaker 4: this talking point. They view it as like people around
Speaker 4: them in need because they're not I think. Yeah. I
Speaker 4: mean one guy I think was being very tongue in cheap,
Speaker 4: but like I never heard of it because he just
Speaker 4: didn't want to give into like the Fox bullshit. But
Speaker 4: I think for the that other person who responded was like, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's it's that you just need to meet, you know,
Speaker 4: make sure people's needs are met, and that's how you
Speaker 4: know you can solve crime. I viewed the people around
Speaker 4: me as people weirdly. Yeah, that sounds like empathy, you know,
Speaker 4: beep it. They bleep it out.
Speaker 9: Anytime someone has any heart for another human being, they
Speaker 9: blur out their face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, person, be humiliate. That was the actually the uncensored
Speaker 4: clip that we just heard, Yeah, the one that went
Speaker 4: on Fox. It was just it was just like that
Speaker 4: sensor tone the whole time.
Speaker 9: Right, It's sounded like a heart monitor of someone who
Speaker 9: had recently deceased, right the entire time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the city of Seattle that just died ri ip
Speaker 4: because all the fucking libs up there. Yeah that's right, great,
Speaker 4: Fries is great. Frid.
Speaker 3: I do feel like part part of the reason we
Speaker 3: got to see that was they you know, they blew
Speaker 3: a big chunk of money on this reporting mission and
Speaker 3: this was the best that they could get, which is
Speaker 3: whi because when you put a team of comedians, try
Speaker 3: that in a small town with just a comedian and
Speaker 3: a camera crew, and what the shit you get is amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like people saying the wildest, most offensive shit ever about
Speaker 3: their fellow human beings. They they're supposed to be an
Speaker 3: actual news organization. They go to the big city to like,
Speaker 3: you know, so many people to choose from. They think
Speaker 3: that it's going to be shooting fish in a barrel,
Speaker 3: and instead they just get people practicing empathy, being like no,
Speaker 3: like actually, if you live here, you like know some
Speaker 3: of these.
Speaker 4: People and you just are you view them as human beings? Yeah,
Speaker 4: or you look at it and go, man, like we
Speaker 4: can be doing better as a city is like a
Speaker 4: government or whatever. But again I think that's the difference.
Speaker 4: Like comedians go and they're like, honestly, the fun is
Speaker 4: just going to be letting people just run their mouths,
Speaker 4: where like they go into this very narrow framework of
Speaker 4: I'm going to a liberal city and I'm going to
Speaker 4: need someone who off rip is going to agree with
Speaker 4: my terribly formed conservative take. It's such a fucking hellscape, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: of course you ran was so bad, But all they
Speaker 4: got was really good b roll of people sleeping in
Speaker 4: the street, So I guess credit to them for that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they spent all the money on first class tickets. God,
Speaker 9: if we sat him and coach with the Liberals, we
Speaker 9: wouldn't have had to show this fucking segment.
Speaker 3: Right, But then they wouldn't have had the that certain
Speaker 3: geno sa quah about them when they were looking down
Speaker 3: on everyone. You know, they wouldn't have had the extra
Speaker 3: money to buy their pipe.
Speaker 4: Tobacco, pipe tobacco, that's true. I don't know, just picturing
Speaker 4: picturing that person lighting up a pipe after he gets
Speaker 4: Jesse Waters kind of has pipe pipe energy, Like I
Speaker 4: could see him pulling out a pipe, really puffing on it.
Speaker 4: Little pipe energy like a corn cop or like a
Speaker 4: full on Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, like uh, I like he's seen one
Speaker 3: too many episode it's of Sherlock Holmes and thinks it
Speaker 3: makes them look distinguished.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, like at home, he's like, you want to
Speaker 4: see something holy? This pipe collection I have, Like you
Speaker 4: haven't even smoked out of these, He's like, I don't
Speaker 4: want I'm scared. I don't violently smells terrible so that
Speaker 4: I have asthma, so I can never smoke cigarettes. I've
Speaker 4: never inhaled my cigarettes. I just don't like that. I
Speaker 4: just like the t Yeah, yeah, all.
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Speaker 3: So Airbnb has this thing that they're doing to distract
Speaker 3: us all from the housing crisis that they contribute to,
Speaker 3: where they do like a cute little fictional location as
Speaker 3: a publicity stunt. This feels like it could I love that,
Speaker 3: like that. This is a well executed publicity stunt. I
Speaker 3: am count me as officially distracted from the housing crisis
Speaker 3: when they do this Barbie's Malibu dream House looks fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, remember when they had the McAllister Home from the
Speaker 4: Hollister and Home Alan, Yes, yes, bring that back.
Speaker 3: Malbou dream House is like legit, Like I think they
Speaker 3: should legit, dude, Dude. There's like a slide coming off
Speaker 3: the second floor down to the that's a legit dream
Speaker 3: house Leni area. Also, if you look, there's a again,
Speaker 3: there's a basketball on the highest fucking veranda of this house.
Speaker 3: There's a fucking hoop like rip if you fucking hit
Speaker 3: the heel of the rim and then you just like
Speaker 3: you bludgeon somebody you know, fifty feet below in the pool.
Speaker 3: But hey, yeah, well executed. But yeah, it's a they
Speaker 3: it's a fun thing, like little pop up houses that
Speaker 3: you can stay in that are like out of fiction.
Speaker 3: It feels like this should be just its own company
Speaker 3: and not something that we let Airbnb do, right, But
Speaker 3: they are now so after the success of Barbie, they're like,
Speaker 3: what else is like hip and coming up and about
Speaker 3: to set the world on fire? Oh yeah, shrek hell yeahs?
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, dude to to echo Loarn Michaels. Why now
Speaker 3: that's that's a random reference to a Bill Hyder story
Speaker 3: that probably nobody knows anyways. Uh, I don't know why
Speaker 3: why they decided to do this now, but they've pinstakingly
Speaker 3: recreated Shrek's tree Stump Tree Stump Home with cartoony props.
Speaker 4: It's in Scotland, right in Scotland.
Speaker 3: Wow, that is offensive attempt at a Scottish accent.
Speaker 4: It's mostly because you're Irish, Jack, That's why it was offensive. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just stay on your side, bro, That's right.
Speaker 3: It looks awesome though, Like I'm I'm not gonna sit
Speaker 3: here and.
Speaker 4: Be like that just dumb fuck this. It looks cool
Speaker 4: as fuck to me. I mean, I guess it looks
Speaker 4: cool in that, Like it seems like a from the pictures,
Speaker 4: like a well executed kind of like film set. But
Speaker 4: I have no interest in staying in some ship that
Speaker 4: looks like a tree stump with like cottage core like
Speaker 4: acid trip vibes on the interior.
Speaker 3: Cottage Yeah, cottage core lsd accented. They say it's starting Friday,
Speaker 3: October thirteenth. Onion lovers, I don't know why onion eat
Speaker 3: a bunch of onions?
Speaker 4: Did he okay?
Speaker 3: Request to book a free two nights day for up
Speaker 3: to three guests in a thrilling looking recreation a thrilling
Speaker 3: looking recreation of Shrek's mossy swamp abode.
Speaker 4: Or ogres are like onions. I think maybe that's what
Speaker 4: he said, ogres are like onions? Anyway, does he eat onions?
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 3: It's not the thing that I would have gone with
Speaker 3: in the first sentence. I wouldn't have said for onion lovers,
Speaker 3: because first of all, it sounds like a slur yeah hunt,
Speaker 3: and yeah, it also is the Welsh.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: For instance, for all you onion loving Welsh Welshman out there,
Speaker 10: don't think about coming up from Cardiff now, uh huh, his.
Speaker 3: Friend donkey, it's airbnb host is house sitting for Halloween.
Speaker 3: According to the listing description, the downsides.
Speaker 4: Sure, like what could they possibly be? There's no kitchen
Speaker 4: or bathroom. Okay, fine, you're gonna stay there for a
Speaker 4: couple of days. You could probably get by, but you
Speaker 4: will also be forced to ship in Shrek's outthouse, which
Speaker 4: are twenty meters from the house. And and don't look
Speaker 4: down into that toilet because there's a guy. Now, yeah,
Speaker 4: the whole thing like there's an onion lover, right, in the.
Speaker 3: The whole thing has stinky vibes, Like, yeah, truly stinky vibes.
Speaker 3: The Malibu dream House looks like it smells like, you know,
Speaker 3: suntan lotion, and this looks like it smells like onions
Speaker 3: and piss.
Speaker 4: But I I just stay home. Yeah, yeah, you could
Speaker 4: stay on onions and pissed. I wouldn't leave my house,
Speaker 4: That's right. I guess, like, is there a cartoon based
Speaker 4: air B and B that any of you? I think
Speaker 4: like for me, it's just missed on me because it
Speaker 4: just feels like sort of juvenile like or I don't know,
Speaker 4: I'm just not as I'm not, you know, in the
Speaker 4: Shrek a verse like that. Yeah, I'm trying to think
Speaker 4: of some like Ninja Turtles probably like I would like
Speaker 4: if I'm thinking of some stinky ship that I'd like, Yo,
Speaker 4: I'll fuck with that. It would probably be like to
Speaker 4: live in the sewers with the Ninja Turtles. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: would be fun.
Speaker 3: Smurf village I think could be fun and is sort
Speaker 3: of in the same oh Shrek genre by this, Yeah,
Speaker 3: fragle Rock.
Speaker 4: Would you go to Fraggle Rock? Oh? Yeah? Oh yeah, Miles, Miles,
Speaker 4: you just want to live underground, and I love that.
Speaker 10: I know you.
Speaker 4: I want to move underground with you.
Speaker 9: Donald Duck's house, it's just a rich guy's house. Yeah,
Speaker 9: exactly like McDuck's house.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with coins you can actually dive in like it's water.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, can you imagine? Do you remember? Do
Speaker 4: you remember the first time you tried to attempt something
Speaker 4: like what you saw on the BNF ducktails of like
Speaker 4: swimming through coins like I remember my grandparents would have
Speaker 4: like this three gallon jug of like change. And I
Speaker 4: remember the first time I looked at him, like watch
Speaker 4: my hand go through this ship like water, and I
Speaker 4: almost broke my knuckles and I was like the hardest, Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is impossible. I'm the fuck they think they're doing
Speaker 4: in that opening, Yeah, the ball pits can can have
Speaker 4: some gift to them, so yeah, maybe like a ballpit.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, go ahead, No, no, you go on. I
Speaker 4: feel like you're starting to make sure this is actually
Speaker 4: really important. I'm glad you came back to me for this.
Speaker 4: Is in Jackass when they put the big anacondas and
Speaker 4: boa constrictors into the ball pit and they were they
Speaker 4: were waiting. It is a level of psychotic, horrible scariness
Speaker 4: of just so, I'm just I'm not going into a
Speaker 4: ball pit again.
Speaker 9: And I would have. I would have found myself in
Speaker 9: a ballpit constantly. But I just don't know when the
Speaker 9: snake is going to bite you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack, do you remember that? Because because the thing
Speaker 4: was they didn't tell them right like they just thought
Speaker 4: they were getting enough ball weirdes ballpill and they're like
Speaker 4: a surprise, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: I would not I I didn't see that one, and
Speaker 3: I would not have gone. I was in like the
Speaker 3: biggest ballpit I've ever been in in my life a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago, and I probably would not have
Speaker 3: felt comfortable going in there.
Speaker 4: That's a first. I check it for snakes. Yeah, what's
Speaker 4: your worlds? I told you about Bubble World. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: Bubble World, Bubble World, World World. Don't don't even worry
Speaker 4: about it, Blake. It's kind of a long story.
Speaker 9: I'm very concerned that I haven't I'm coming out like world.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's an activation, It's an Instagram activation. It's an activation. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like there are opportunities here that are the
Speaker 3: Shrek one, not so much like the Shire from like
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess that's what is intriguing to me,
Speaker 3: is like the shyness of it all. But it was
Speaker 3: like if you could have the whole, like a whole.
Speaker 4: Little town with like where you like run out the
Speaker 4: whole little shire they have that you said, And there's
Speaker 4: like a hobbitin tour. I know in New Zealand. I know,
Speaker 4: if you're trying to get fucking hobbity, you gotta go
Speaker 4: down to New Zealand. You gotta, yeah, Amity Island. I would,
Speaker 4: I would love to go. Where would you stay for
Speaker 4: vacation there? Like if there was his house, Wow, it
Speaker 4: was a house nice or wasn't it didn't kind of
Speaker 4: like a spooky house. I don't think it was spooky.
Speaker 9: It was a shithole. His house was a ship hole.
Speaker 9: His house was coming to him.
Speaker 4: I would I would.
Speaker 3: Sleep in the shack that Quint lived in with all
Speaker 3: the shark jaws and like it looked like the least insulated.
Speaker 3: Uh really bad.
Speaker 4: It does feel like low hanging fruit when you consider
Speaker 4: like how I know, like with the Star Wars star
Speaker 4: Cruiser thing, they had to kind of abandon I'm not
Speaker 4: sure like why I think it may have been like
Speaker 4: the price point or something, but clearly you can you
Speaker 4: can meld the fandom into like a location where people
Speaker 4: can stay. So like if it was Game of Thrones,
Speaker 4: I'm sure if there was some fucking winter Fell Park
Speaker 4: or fucking you know hotel, people would want to go there.
Speaker 4: Or if you're a fan of fucking Ninja Trows, you
Speaker 4: want to go in the sewers with Splinter and shit. Uh,
Speaker 4: but I don't know. I don't know why they're not
Speaker 4: don't know why they're not doing that or fucking back
Speaker 4: to the Future house, like when they're in the future
Speaker 4: having that dinner with all that fucking tech. That was
Speaker 4: like one of I was like, bro, wake me up
Speaker 4: when we're there, please.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go from like nineteen fifty six house, nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty eight house to like future house. Yeah, like that
Speaker 3: you can like skip from one part to the next exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I'd be down for HUT.
Speaker 3: Since we're entering Spooky season a couple where we'll be
Speaker 3: in October in a couple of what what's like A
Speaker 3: I feel I feel like we haven't fully cracked the
Speaker 3: Haunted House yet, Like I feel it. I feel like
Speaker 3: they could do you could do a spend the night
Speaker 3: in the house from Halloween and like the bodies are
Speaker 3: hidden and a Michael Myers figure is kind.
Speaker 4: Of stalking you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole the whole evening sort of. I'd love
Speaker 3: to pay for that longitudinal haunted house where like last
Speaker 3: all night and you're just menaced.
Speaker 4: I mean that that reminds you of like that one
Speaker 4: where the guy was like, it's like people fucking almost
Speaker 4: die when they do that haunted house, but he's really
Speaker 4: just like abusing people, right, Yeah, it's actually just as salt. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 9: They almost die because I put my my hands around
Speaker 9: their neck and see because I believed you may have
Speaker 9: actually were about to kill me, like but I wasn't,
Speaker 9: But I wasn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right. I don't know.
Speaker 9: I would love to just go to mar al Lago
Speaker 9: just for just to spend a night in Marlago as
Speaker 9: a haunted house. That's my haunted house, just stand.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, two billion dollars, as we talked about on
Speaker 4: yesterday's Trending, which is where I got to kick the
Speaker 4: Trump libel for fraud story to trending. But yeah, show
Speaker 4: him how the don't show him how the hot dogs
Speaker 4: are made. Check, yeah, the meat the hot dog arm made.
Speaker 4: Don't show him how the hot dog arm made, but
Speaker 4: the hot is made. There is like, it's funny.
Speaker 3: The value of mar Lago is a big Trump has
Speaker 3: valued it at two billion dollars a building at two
Speaker 3: billion dollars, that makes total sense.
Speaker 4: A judge valued it at like, you know, eighteen million dollars,
Speaker 4: which incident now eighteen million to twenty seven point six million,
Speaker 4: which incidentally way too much money for any one property
Speaker 4: to be worth, right, any any home that has ever
Speaker 4: sold for that much, Like you see how much it's
Speaker 4: sold for the next time, and people are like, whoa,
Speaker 4: you made a big fucking mistake on this one, pal.
Speaker 4: And but then there are other they're like Trump friends
Speaker 4: coming out being like, now I would value it a
Speaker 4: like in the at least in the eight hundred million range.
Speaker 4: I don't know what this judge is talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think it's worth at least the new Sofi Stadium
Speaker 4: in terms of scale.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that is what is at the heart of
Speaker 3: the entire you know, Donald Trump's story that this case,
Speaker 3: but also like the entirety of his rise is so
Speaker 3: much of this shit is just made up money. It's
Speaker 3: just made up numbers that they made up. He told
Speaker 3: everyone he was rich and became rich by telling everyone
Speaker 3: he was rich. That's basically what it comes down to.
Speaker 4: It's dumber. It's kind of cool, you think possible. Yeah cool,
Speaker 4: it's not more complicated than that. It should be, but
Speaker 4: it's not. How'd you get that line of credit? Oh?
Speaker 4: You know my house that's fifteen hundred square feet? I
Speaker 4: said it was seven thousand square feet and worth five
Speaker 4: million dollars. Yeah, so I got that least that easy.
Speaker 4: I'll give you that money too. Yeah all right.
Speaker 3: Well, Blake Wexler as always such a pleasure having you.
Speaker 3: Where can people find you?
Speaker 4: Follow you? All that good stuff?
Speaker 9: Today, September twenty eighth, my first ever hour stand up
Speaker 9: special is coming. Oh it is out or it's coming
Speaker 9: out at premieres at seven pm Thursday, September twenty eighth
Speaker 9: and on YouTube. It's free. And yeah, I'm I couldn't
Speaker 9: be more proud of it. If you know me personally,
Speaker 9: you know me saying that something I did is excellent
Speaker 9: will probably stop my heart in in moments. To have
Speaker 9: that kind of positivity and optimism about something I've done
Speaker 9: but yeah, I think it's a it's an excellent special.
Speaker 9: So if you if you want to laugh, you should
Speaker 9: watch the There's other things to do, but a really
Speaker 9: good thing to do is to watch my stand up special.
Speaker 9: So it's called Daddy Long Legs and it's out on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Amazing see thank you. I love that it's called Daddy
Speaker 4: Long Legs. Thank you. Man knows his brand. It's that
Speaker 4: the legs, folks. It's about him with Daddy with legs.
Speaker 4: That's right. And is there work a media you've been enjoying.
Speaker 9: Yes, uh so, it's at Jeff mcdev on x normally.
Speaker 4: Twitter and talk about it. We just talked about Twitter.
Speaker 4: We don't don't get don't get sucked up. Don't get
Speaker 4: sucked up on you for I already let that crab
Speaker 4: tell you. Yeah. Texts TwixT TwixT formally Twizzler and you're good.
Speaker 4: That is good.
Speaker 9: I should have written that instead of improvised. Can you
Speaker 9: edit your stand up special before if we can grant that?
Speaker 4: In Just Hardcore voiceover dub one of the jokes.
Speaker 9: Just there's completely apropos of nothing in the special of
Speaker 9: just it's a cutaway to the audience. TwixT formally Twizzler
Speaker 9: and then I don't even care, like no, but yeah,
Speaker 9: this is cut to hard, just like just an explosion
Speaker 9: out in the parking lot and comedy club. Yeah, the
Speaker 9: oh so work of media. There was a study apparently
Speaker 9: by Penn State University. It was a four year study
Speaker 9: about the spotted lantern fly, which was positioned as a
Speaker 9: devastating invasive insect to crops in the in the United States,
Speaker 9: and the study found that most trees fully recovered from
Speaker 9: even the worst case scenario of infestations. That's what the
Speaker 9: study said, was a four year study. And then Jeff
Speaker 9: mcdev wrote, did a spottered lantern fly lead? This study? Was?
Speaker 9: Was his tweet, peas so it made me laugh. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: these The whole media campaign was put out to stomp
Speaker 9: and kill.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and stop and kill. We've been talking about it, yeah,
Speaker 4: and I was so confused. We put our listeners to work.
Speaker 4: We said, go find like, make a full time job.
Speaker 4: If you want your children to say, if you want
Speaker 4: to survive, go out and stop and kill those they're
Speaker 4: like between my legs. I'm sorry, go ahead, No, it's
Speaker 4: gonna say those those are the ops. Now just go
Speaker 4: stomp them out.
Speaker 9: Sorry, I didn't hear that, Joe, what was it? Blake said,
Speaker 9: Oh it was I. I could just do it again.
Speaker 9: I would take the lantern flies nest and I would
Speaker 9: put it in between my legs.
Speaker 4: Okay, then smash it with your big strong legs. I
Speaker 4: plump them out.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Got that explains the odor that is would say as
Speaker 4: you did it, I would. I would go towards turn
Speaker 4: the light. That's been our a SMR segment of the
Speaker 4: Daily You're welcome. That's the patreon, our patreon. You look
Speaker 4: at our series of a SMR videos, though our hottest
Speaker 4: one is You're a lantern flag getting squished in Blake
Speaker 4: Wexler's sighs. Three. This time it's free. You're being hooked
Speaker 4: to death. Wow, Jacket is really going in on this
Speaker 4: as m Marsh barely hear it. So I'm making myself
Speaker 4: warning you guys. Yeah, somebody's got to do it. Somebody's
Speaker 4: got to be that lantern fly.
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, Miles, where can people find you?
Speaker 4: What's the work media you've been enjoyed? You find me
Speaker 4: on at Miles of Gray all over on Twitter formally
Speaker 4: x and the rest of it. Also find us on
Speaker 4: our basketball podcastles In Jack on Mad Boosties. We got
Speaker 4: Matt leeb on this week, and then also what else,
Speaker 4: what else? What else? Obviously Fourance and the Good Thief.
Speaker 4: A tweet that I'm liking is from at Enron chairman
Speaker 4: and it said China is using TikTok to steal all
Speaker 4: of our data the data and posted this clip of
Speaker 4: a TikTok video where these women are tying a hot
Speaker 4: dog to their waist and trying to thrust it up
Speaker 4: in the air and catch you with their mouth. It's
Speaker 4: the dumbest shit, but I just love that idea where
Speaker 4: they're like, they're trying to take our data. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: they're watching us try to fucking fling hot dogs into
Speaker 4: our mouth. That's right.
Speaker 3: Let's see, there's a bunch of like white man math man, math,
Speaker 3: girl math and not dja as b said what is
Speaker 3: white math? And Pelavi Ganalin tweeted putting your grandma in
Speaker 3: a home and rescuing a dog.
Speaker 4: Because we don't put them in homes.
Speaker 3: And then at JP Brammer tweeted, they should invent a
Speaker 3: stretch so big and so satisfying that I black out.
Speaker 3: And there are some stretches that I do it's basically
Speaker 3: a flexing of my plumpers, of my upper of my
Speaker 3: thighs that when I stand up from a long sit
Speaker 3: and I give those plumpers a stretch, straighten my legs
Speaker 3: and stretches. Oh my god, that's about as good as
Speaker 3: it gets for this mortal coil us.
Speaker 4: All the blood away from my brain and heart. It's great.
Speaker 4: Oh boy. Also, b I h underscore w Ee tweeted
Speaker 4: a photograph of the Phillies Pirates game. You know, the
Speaker 4: Pirate's logo is P. The Phillies logo is P. The
Speaker 4: score was zero zero, and he said, it's poop night
Speaker 4: in baseball. The scoreboard spells poop. I love it. What
Speaker 4: a treat and somewhat appropriate to the team's playing. How
Speaker 4: are the Phills doing? Did they? This is just clinched, Yeah,
Speaker 4: just clinched the first wild or a wild? Yes, it's
Speaker 4: I follow.
Speaker 3: The Phillies so closely when I'm home staying with my dad,
Speaker 3: like every game is like He's like, you know, I
Speaker 3: find out everything about them. He's we watch every game
Speaker 3: and then I leave and I'm like, I have no idea,
Speaker 3: which is what's what's happening with them anymore?
Speaker 9: Your whole opinion is just that window of three days.
Speaker 9: That one we find the entire one hundred and sixty
Speaker 9: two game season and it's like, that's right. They're on
Speaker 9: a losing streak. They didn't win a single game all year,
Speaker 9: and it's.
Speaker 4: Like another the killing it. Anyways.
Speaker 3: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Obrien.
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Speaker 13: where we link off to the information that we talked
Speaker 13: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 13: almost totally threw me up, as well as a.
Speaker 4: Song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there
Speaker 4: a song you think people might enjoy it? Yeah, there's
Speaker 4: a track by Oscar Jerome. I don't have much information
Speaker 4: about this artist except that it showed up on a
Speaker 4: playlist I was looking at and it's called use It
Speaker 4: and it's got like it's just got kind of you know,
Speaker 4: chill going into your weekend, easy vibes, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. With a live band playing if you like
Speaker 4: an sultry voice. You're gonna like this. So this is
Speaker 4: called use It by Oscar Jeron. All right, well, we
Speaker 4: will link off to that in the footnote for Daily Zait, guys,
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Speaker 3: We're everywhere that is gonna do it for us this morning,
Speaker 3: back this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and
Speaker 3: we will talk to y'all then.
Speaker 4: Byey