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Speaker 1: as always. Yes, very exciting for part two today of

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Speaker 1: We went through a lot. In that lot, we learned

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Speaker 1: What's it all about? I guess making a little avatar

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Speaker 1: a salad leaf thought to be a powerful anti potency

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00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: drug at the time. Oh yeah, let us always turns

424
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: me off. Do you eat it and you're just like

425
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: well like in our our very first episode of this show,

426
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 1: we talked about Celery and how sexy Celery was supposed

427
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: to be as aphrodisia. Really yeah, back with them in France. Um,

428
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: what's her name, Madame de Pompadour, uh, and all them

429
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: they thought salary was was quite the aphrodisiac. Again, I

430
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: don't know why, but whatever works for you, let us

431
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: is the inverse. I guess. Yeah, when leafy one watery

432
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: leafy green to another, I guess, doesn't salary like doesn't it?

433
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: It calorically expend more energy to eat than it provides. Anyway,

434
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: you know, I have I have a theory about aphrodisiacs

435
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 1: based on our last conversation. I think it's all like

436
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: independent marketing from people who are dealing with their own situations,

437
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: you know, like it was was me, baby, it was

438
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: the oysters, you know how I get. Or or maybe

439
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:55,719
Speaker 1: someone's like, you know, I do think you're very attractive,

440
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: very much in love with you. But I just had

441
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: a salard. I just had a sad Maybe maybe it's

442
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: not you. It's not you. Is this when tossing the

443
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: salad comes from? Do you think I always wondered about that? Yeah,

444
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Another day. Perhaps me and my

445
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: silly etymology questions always added to the list. They're always filthy,

446
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: They're always filthy. Those are the fun etymologies to track down.

447
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: To be fair, speaking of filthy, another anti potency drug

448
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: was cream made of mouse droppings that they would spread,

449
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: I guess onto their genitals, which I'm like, just never

450
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: put ship on your dick. No, I just feel like

451
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: that's never always a bad idea. And also honestly, all

452
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: you have to say is cream made for mouse droppings,

453
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: and I'm good you don't need to rub it anywhere.

454
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: You've said it. The images in my head I'm not

455
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: gonna have sex for a month, Well that's that's also

456
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: like I think that's a hard antiprodsack or that's a

457
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: very uh that like a self fulfilling prophecy, right, because

458
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: then it doesn't matter what kind of activity you want

459
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: to get up to. Anybody who is like, what's a

460
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: little mouse mouse poop between you know, between friends, they're

461
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: not going to be the kind of person you want

462
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: to sleep with. I'm just I hope that's not a

463
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: blanket statement. I hope nobody feels judged. But if you're trying,

464
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: if you're trying to like have a romantic partner and

465
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: you keep striking out, it might be the mouse dropping.

466
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, just yeah, Ben is trying to say,

467
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: try something new and just it's the scientific method. See

468
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: if you get the same results. Okay, so much like

469
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: the breadsticks in the episode one, I'm wondering about the radishes.

470
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: Speaking of salads, is you know, oh this salad is delicious.

471
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: It's really turning me off. What's in there? Fresh radishes? Boy,

472
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: fresh out straight from the garden, fresh out of some

473
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: guardens from so not toss the salad radishes as a

474
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: form of punishment, slash abuse anti aphrodez acts. I think

475
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: that brings brings us to one of the one of

476
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: the things that I was wondering about as well, which

477
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: is chastity belts. Right, that's that's an anti Aphrodez act

478
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: for sure. Right, even if you want to, you can't do.

479
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: Everybody loves chastity belts, right, I mean I always think

480
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: of robin hood, men in tights of course, any aspect,

481
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: and the ever last as hilarious. Um big iron underwear

482
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: with a padlock on it. Right, we all remember these,

483
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: this impenetrable guard against scoundrels and ne'er do wells, stopping

484
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: sex and its tracks. The first evidence of chastity belts

485
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: goes all the way back to the eleven hundreds. Um, now,

486
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: ben at all. We we do a segment on the

487
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: show sometimes when we we have our main subject that

488
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: we're talking about, but maybe we're gonna sneak off with

489
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: some announced for just a quick second. Uh, we're gonna

490
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: take a little quick fling with history. Lock him up

491
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: and throw away the key. So the Crusades. We've all

492
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: heard of the Crusades, right, That's where we're going to

493
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: with this one, about a three century period in Europe

494
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: where Christians went out marching across the lands to bring

495
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: the good word of peace and love about Christ by

496
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: um checking my notes here, Uh, lots of stabbing basically

497
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,719
Speaker 1: swords and spears. Crusades, very Jesus like, Yeah, obviously more

498
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: complicated than that. We're not going to get the whole

499
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: history the Crusades here, but the thing that separated the

500
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: Crusades from other Christian religious wars was that the prize

501
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: for participating in one was free absolution, Like you were

502
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: absolved of your sins if you went and fought in

503
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: the Crusades. So there's all these dudes like, what this

504
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: is my chance I've been waiting around for to someone

505
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: absolved me of all my sins a piece of ship

506
00:32:54,680 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: up till now, some some guy, probably like Gregor the Smith,

507
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: is like, I've got to believe I have sinned his

508
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: rules for getting into heaven, but dema broke every single

509
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: one of them. And uh so somebody says to him, hey,

510
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: you know what, come on down, Gregor, sign up for

511
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: the Crusades. You'll be free to go get in to heaven.

512
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is kill a bunch of people

513
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: for us, and everything's all set. But but this guy,

514
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: Gregor the Smith, he's worried while my wife is back home.

515
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: And of course, as we've all learned, wandering uterus women

516
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: can't go but a few months without sex. So if

517
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: he's off for years in the Crusades, how's he going

518
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: to stop this from happening. So he goes off to

519
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: the blacksmith and or maybe he's the blacksmith. I think

520
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: we called him Gregor the Smith, all right, And he

521
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: starts forging and he makes this metal underwear and he

522
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: puts a big old padlock on it, straps it around

523
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: his wife and says, good luck getting railed now. And

524
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: he made a bunch of them passed him out to

525
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: all the other villagers. Yes, I have the key, and

526
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: uh it was like the hottest item of the day.

527
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: Everyone had one, right, Wow, So ladies walking around with

528
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 1: iron underwear just all through the all through the crusades

529
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: so that they wouldn't be cheating on their husbands. The

530
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: thing is, none of that happened. This was all a

531
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: story that was made up in the Renaissance. So there

532
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: was a Rancor article by Genevieve Carlton where I got

533
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: some info on this. She said quote. One of the

534
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: favorite pastimes of folks in the Renaissance was laughing about

535
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: the ignorance of the medieval period. Right. They wanted to

536
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: feel superior. They're like, we're so educated, we have a art,

537
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: but our ancestors, well, they were so dumb and mindless,

538
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: and they came up with dumb stuff like this chastity belt,

539
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: and they invented these stories to make their predecessors sound

540
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: stupid basically, So it was just like this dick ish,

541
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: belittling move through time because they wanted to say that

542
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: these barbaric medieval people were, uh, you know, just insecure

543
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: and incapable of pleasing their wives, and that their wives

544
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: just constantly cheat on them. So they came up with

545
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: this idea for the chastity belt. That's so funny. You

546
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 1: think they'd be like, let's dunk on him by being like, hey,

547
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: you killed a lot of people. I'll say the idea

548
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: goes back earlier than that, because in the Roman times,

549
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: uh there's the Roman women would wear a knotted belt

550
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: that they would wear right up into their wedding day

551
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 1: and then the husband would ceremoniously un not the belt.

552
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: And so later on that belt kind of endured and

553
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: they even started sort of guilding it in metal. So

554
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: they think maybe they found these metal knotted belts that

555
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: survived history and said that's sort where they developed the

556
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: concept for the chat that he belt and the Renaissance.

557
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: So that that checks out. That sounds like the historic

558
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 1: game of telephone, you know, copy right with prejudice against

559
00:35:54,840 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: the past and what have you. But also, didn't this ultimately,

560
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: I don't know how far ahead this is, but didn't

561
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: this ultimately like become a thing that people wanted to

562
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: do or some version of it, Like it's isn't it

563
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: like a fetish? At some point? To some degree in

564
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: the modern era, we've gotten more into that where this

565
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: sort of like forced chastity, uh you know, keeping someone

566
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: under lock and key. From from my research, it's seemed

567
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: that that's more skewed towards penis having individuals that there's

568
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: a cage lock and for your dick, lock up your dick.

569
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: So I guess so that you can't get an erection

570
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: or be stimulated at all, and your partner walks away

571
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: with the key and says not until I say so. Um, well,

572
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: kind of a power dynamic. Yeah, absolutely, when you like

573
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: hurt yourself with natural uh cycles of two essence, you

574
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: can't break a dick. Absolutely. It has been one of

575
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: my biggest questions about these, and I've certainly never tried one.

576
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody in the under our listeners

577
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: can write in and let us know what that's like.

578
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: If we get an answering machine on that, I will

579
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: be thrilled. Yes, what happens? Can you bust out of

580
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: these cages? Can you hulk out? If they're not strong enough?

581
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: It does look like they have a hole to pie

582
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: for for function, And I'll say some of the old

583
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: designs of chastity belts from the Renaissance. There's this guy

584
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: Conrad Kaiser, who wrote a book in fourteen o five

585
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: called The Bellafortis, which is this military technology illustrated classic.

586
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: He just drew all these crazy industrial military machines, and

587
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: he said, any other country that sees this book is

588
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: going to get scared and run away. But he also

589
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: included the first known drawing of a chastity belt, and

590
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: it's got some gaps in the front and back so

591
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: that you know, I guess you can do your business still, um,

592
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: but not enough to actually get penetrated. So the thing

593
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: is his book was also full of jokes, so they're

594
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: pretty sure that he was making this as yet another

595
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: joke in the Renaissance about what medieval people were doing.

596
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: He's got fart jokes in there, like the Onion of

597
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: its time. Yeah, mad magazine or something, Okay magazine, Yeah

598
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: that's funny, Okay. And there's there's Renaissance artwork again, all

599
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: featuring chastity belts. It's always the same thing. It's some

600
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: man locking up his wife. She's always topless, she's always

601
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: tits out, you know, because she's insatiable. Like, yeah, we

602
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: lock up your vagina, but your tits are free to row.

603
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: They like these paintings always have like a guy sneaking

604
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: around in the background because they're trying to show the

605
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: futility of them. Usually the guy in the background has

606
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: is sneakily holding a key up in the shadows, like

607
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: I've already get he made a copy. He made a copy,

608
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: foolish husband, he never knew and made it the key

609
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: of So it's just, you know, just again this perpetual

610
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 1: joke out of the Renaissance, and it it just endured

611
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: through the years to the point where we believed it

612
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: to be history for a long time. In fact, the

613
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: British Museum in the in the nineteen nineties was taking

614
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: down exhibits of chastity belts that they had just assumed

615
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: to be historically accurate, and when they dated the metal,

616
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: they discovered that these things were from like the late

617
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds. But then they said had belonged to Catherine

618
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: de Medici, the Queen of France. Uh, you know, back

619
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: in the sixteenth century. They thought this was her chastity belt,

620
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: and then they dated it. Oh, never mind, this is

621
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: from the nineteenth century. It was probably just a joke.

622
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: So it's like it's like the Iron Maiden, which the

623
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: torture device that turns out to have been mostly fictitious

624
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 1: or doesn't make exactly. There was tons of like uh,

625
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 1: torture museums and exotic you know, uh oddities being sold

626
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: back then, and people literally just bought up some metal

627
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: built chastity belts and said, come see this barbaric invention

628
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: that our medieval people came up with. Okay, totally false.

629
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: In fact, I will say that in the eighteenth century

630
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: Mr Voltaire wrote a poem kind of mocking the whole

631
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: idea of chastity belts. We got another poem very excited.

632
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 1: His whole point in this poem was that it was

633
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Speaker 1: foolish to force fidelity by locking a woman up, and

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Speaker 1: that the whole poem is pretty long. But what pulled

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Speaker 1: out a couple of selections here and I say, we

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Speaker 1: go on down a poetry corner and hear a selection

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Speaker 1: from Voltaire's poem The Padlock. Each coupled soul who during

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Speaker 1: life did all he could to plague his wife then

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Speaker 1: thus declared a Florentine most mighty monarch ido pine for death.

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Speaker 1: For once a wife is dead, she can't defile the

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Speaker 1: marriage bed, but astir an immortal wife can never be

642
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Speaker 1: deprived of life a padlock. Therefore I'd invent which should

643
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Speaker 1: such accidents prevent. She must be virtuous, of course, when

644
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Speaker 1: under the restraint of force, not to be come at

645
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Speaker 1: by her elf. You're sure to have her to yourself,

646
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Speaker 1: which I had thought before I died. Such a convenience

647
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Speaker 1: to provide this sage advice allowed applause from all the

648
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Speaker 1: damned assembly draws I'm gonna do in my bin woism,

649
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Speaker 1: and even Pluto's self some pity felt when spouses virtue.

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Speaker 1: He made fast and said, you will now perforce to

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Speaker 1: chaste this lock, which Hell caught frame alone. Soon to

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Speaker 1: the human race was known in Venice Rome, and all

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Speaker 1: about it. No gentleman or sits without it. Tis always

654
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Speaker 1: though a method. Sure all female oh too secure their husbands,

655
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Speaker 1: though some sneerers mock keep virtue safe and underlock. But

656
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Speaker 1: all his jealous care is in vain. Love always knows

657
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Speaker 1: his ends to gain that God will sure a spouse

658
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Speaker 1: or cause he still protects who keeps his laws. For

659
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Speaker 1: you have given me your heart and can't refuse me

660
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: any parts. Soccer vibes get out get creepy times. I

661
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: do appreciate that He's like, it's clearly an accident. We

662
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: want to prevent these accidents where you trip and your

663
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: dick falls into my wife. So who left that banana?

664
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Speaker 1: Who's cleaning around? But against satire? Yes, exactly, Yes, well,

665
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:57,839
Speaker 1: Taire totally mocking the whole notion um has seemed to be.

666
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: All anyone was ever really doing was kind of teasing

667
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Speaker 1: about it. I'm imagining like a thousand years from now,

668
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Speaker 1: someone unearthing something from Spencer's gifts. I guess they really

669
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Speaker 1: used this, like the do you guys remember the pen thing?

670
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Speaker 1: There was a big on your face in or your

671
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Speaker 1: hands and a shape. Someone's gonna find that and be like,

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Speaker 1: you know what I think people were doing. I think

673
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: they were banging this thing, just like, let's write a

674
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Speaker 1: poem about it. I need to sell some books. Let's

675
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Speaker 1: write a poem about it. The man in the twenty

676
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: one century loved to take a box of three thousand nails.

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Speaker 1: Let just go to some gym rose circus side show

678
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Speaker 1: kind of ship. This is a great spot for a break.

679
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Speaker 1: We'll be right back, all right, welcome back to the show.

680
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Speaker 1: But okay, but Eli, we know that there are physical

681
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: like artifacts like somewhere along the line, despite the story

682
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Speaker 1: being untrue, several people thought satire. No, they were like,

683
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Speaker 1: I'm going to make one though, right, Yeah. And typically

684
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Speaker 1: again these were made mostly four show um, whether it

685
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: being sold off in a museum or sent on one

686
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Speaker 1: of these oddity tours. The idea was that they were

687
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Speaker 1: always made as fakes from history. In fact, historian curator

688
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: Leslie Smith said quote, I have traveled abroad and looked

689
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Speaker 1: at art collections and as yet haven't seen a chastity

690
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Speaker 1: belt that can be proved to be in medieval origin. So,

691
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Speaker 1: as far as anyone can tell, all these manufactured chastity

692
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: belts were made as basically a historical prank. Don't buy

693
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Speaker 1: those vintage chastis belts on Amazon. Not worth it. Uh yeah.

694
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Speaker 1: British Museum, the Cleaning Museum France both have had to

695
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Speaker 1: take down exhibits of chastis belts that they had previously

696
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: said were historical objects and then found out Nope, these

697
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Speaker 1: were totally bogus. That's embarrassing and I love that that,

698
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Speaker 1: Like you mentioned Ben that that that today we've turned

699
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Speaker 1: it all around and we've made them for for pleasure devices.

700
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Speaker 1: Almost the opposite of their original supposed intention. That's true.

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Speaker 1: That is funny. It was originally meant to keep you

702
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Speaker 1: from having sex, and now it's like, this is part

703
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Speaker 1: of the sex. It's super hot and trick. Now your

704
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Speaker 1: sex is ten hours long. So I do wanna. I

705
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Speaker 1: do want to give some shout outs to our our

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Speaker 1: off fair friends who reacted a bit strangely when they

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Speaker 1: heard and no. I don't know if you had this

708
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Speaker 1: conversation too, but I acted a bit strangely when uh

709
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Speaker 1: we were going to hang out and I said, oh, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I gotta We're doing a two part thing on sex toys,

711
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Speaker 1: and and they this is multiple people. They were like,

712
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Speaker 1: you mean like you an OL or getting together to

713
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Speaker 1: talk about sex toys or it was like no, we're

714
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Speaker 1: we're hanging out with some other people too. I just

715
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Speaker 1: made it worse. But are married friends. I'm married friends.

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Speaker 1: Were all going to do sex toys together us into

717
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Speaker 1: their relationships. Very progressive. I love it. I did see

718
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Speaker 1: someone on Twitter be like, I we said it some

719
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: about a two parter, and they were like, isn't that

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Speaker 1: called a double double headed? Shout out to fister, that's

721
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Speaker 1: the thing, unrelated, totally related. I went in researching some

722
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Speaker 1: of the stuff, I found a place that I think

723
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Speaker 1: we should all figure out a way to take a

724
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Speaker 1: field trip to. In San Francisco, there is a museum

725
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 1: uh for sex toys and it is called Good Vibrations

726
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: Antique Vibrator me same specifically. And then of course in

727
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Speaker 1: the New York the Museum of Sex is really cool.

728
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Speaker 1: I've actually been there and they have like all kinds

729
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: of vintage porn and sex toys and all these guys.

730
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's really just fascinating and it's a very

731
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Speaker 1: very naughty and body uh. And they have a gift

732
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Speaker 1: shop at the end where you know, if you can

733
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Speaker 1: imagine what they said there, But I don't have a

734
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Speaker 1: room full of boobs. Yeah. I don't know if it

735
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Speaker 1: was a permanent name, but it was. It was there

736
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Speaker 1: when I was there. It was a bouncy house made

737
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Speaker 1: everybody said, I think finally there's also I think there's

738
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Speaker 1: the Vagina Museum, I believe is in England, probably in London,

739
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: but I follow their Twitter account and it's really awesome,

740
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Speaker 1: isn't it The Fanny Museum in London? There it is,

741
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: but no, I didn't know that. That's why Fanny pack

742
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: is hilarious to all our British friends. Okay, that would

743
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 1: be that also is already its own fanti pack another

744
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: like kind of naughty or I think that fantasy This

745
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: is this sort of slangy but the word minge. Oh yeah, yeah,

746
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 1: it's just so visceral sounding. And yeah, there's while we're

747
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,919
Speaker 1: on tour. While you take the Ridiculous Universe on a

748
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: museum tour, we should also stop by Iceland to see

749
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: the Penis Museum. Oh sure, yeah, I love how open

750
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: we all are. Everybody's like, oh yeah, yeah, I don't

751
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: listen down. I'm down for that. Hey, I'll see a

752
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: museum of anything. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, the weirdo museums are

753
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: really more fun, although the more niche the better because

754
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: it took some real weirdos to curate that stuff. You know,

755
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: like the Museum of Death. I think it's one of

756
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: my favorites of all. There's one in Hollywood, and there's

757
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: one in New Orleans, and there's the Museum. There's like

758
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: the Museum of Murder. There's the Museum of Jurassic Technology,

759
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: which is super cool. I think we can I'll check

760
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: out when the where are on the West coast. But

761
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: I feel you guys, I love like you were saying

762
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: incredibly specific museums. It's why I'm slow on road trips

763
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: because if I if I'm like passing, we did a

764
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: show on this for stuff they want you to know.

765
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: But if I'm like passing just some beat up sign

766
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: that is like the official uh the I'm thinking the

767
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: most ridiculous thing, like the official Museum of left Shoes

768
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: throughout history, guaranteed no writings. Then I'm like, there goes.

769
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: Then you know, I gotta go see. Have you seen

770
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: the Bigfoot Museum? And it's real cool and niche. The

771
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: guy that runs it, David what's the guy's name that

772
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: runs at him? David baraka br He is the quintessential niche,

773
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: interest focused, you know, museum curator. He does such a

774
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: good job. Like the exhibits there are very much just

775
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: inspired by I think, like you know, vintage Disney kind

776
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: of Epcot type vibes, you know, like Hall of President type.

777
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: I mean it's really really well done, and uh, I

778
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Speaker 1: highly recommend anybody passing through check out. I guess the museum.

779
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Speaker 1: I guess. My question is where's the big Foot Sex

780
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: Toy Museum that's that's the natural progression. This should This

781
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: could be our contribution to museum sciences. We could make

782
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: the Bigfoot. Is there is there a bigfoot chast that

783
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: be built? We can make one. We can apparently just

784
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: make them up. So if anyone was gonna hulk their

785
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: way out of a chastity belt, though it's gonna be

786
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Speaker 1: a big foot, you can contain those fellas they are us.

787
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: It's not just you know, big big shoes. Well, this

788
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: has definitely altered I don't know about UNI, but this

789
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: altered a lot of the conversations that I'm having in

790
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Speaker 1: the future. Uh, I am. I've learned a lot. I

791
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: don't know if I wanted to learn all of it. Uh,

792
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: but now I can't. That's our shows, sweet Spot. Stuff

793
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Speaker 1: you made, thought of, you wanted to know about, you didn't. Really,

794
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Speaker 1: I'm starting a nonprofit for goats. This is not it's

795
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: really the things that the stuff we've learned about goats

796
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: on this show. It's unreasonable. Yeah, I think we did it.

797
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: We've talked about every sex toy in history. No, that's

798
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 1: not true. Now there's a whole other episode getting dedicated

799
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Speaker 1: to vibrators. Yes, in pornography, Also I liked all the

800
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Speaker 1: porn and brothel stuff out, but it's also very fascinating. Well,

801
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: very excited about that. Ben and all, thank you guys

802
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: so much again for I'm going to join us on

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Speaker 1: the show giving us your time for two episodes. Here

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Speaker 1: are you kidding? We got to say cocks and pricks

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Speaker 1: and and I mean it fully improvised item. Yes, I

806
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Speaker 1: mean we're like, we're like kids in a in Aronic bookstore,

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Speaker 1: an image I did not mean to act. Thanks first

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Speaker 1: coming by and getting our show canceled. That's what we

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810
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Speaker 1: they can find you, guys. Absolutely, you can just uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: so much. If you would like to see some us,

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Speaker 1: again to Benn and Noll for coming. Bye, Thank you

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