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Speaker 1: You've heard of TMI too much information. Nobody wants that.

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Speaker 1: It is a day ruiner. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning.

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Speaker 2: Really good at it here though not today.

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Speaker 3: Today.

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Speaker 1: We're giving you bi barely enough information with.

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Speaker 3: Our groundbreaking segments.

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Speaker 1: Headlines only, I will read you a giant news headline

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Speaker 1: from somewhere in the media and then give you zero

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Speaker 1: additional details about it.

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Speaker 3: They're never giant news stories.

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Speaker 2: It's like an escaped hamster that you're usually talking about.

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Speaker 1: That's the big stuff right now, Brooke, everybody needs to know.

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Speaker 3: But just barely enough.

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Speaker 1: Your first headline, submarine captain gets fired for making an

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Speaker 1: adult video while in charge of nuclear missiles, and I

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Speaker 1: know what you're thinking. Where they the SCUD one thousands

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Speaker 1: or the FZ twenties.

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Speaker 4: I cannot tell.

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Speaker 2: You that I had so many questions about the scuds.

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Speaker 3: That's too bad. Already, on to our next headline.

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Speaker 1: Starbucks changed their coffee blend in May and no one noticed. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe we were all too busy watching a video of

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Speaker 1: a guy getting freaky when he should have been watching

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Speaker 1: the nuclear missiles.

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Speaker 2: So sorry, Yeah, I think we should get a video

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Speaker 2: of the Burisas with the coffee.

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Speaker 4: No time.

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Speaker 3: We're onto our next headline. Why do you have to

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Speaker 3: yell them? All?

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Speaker 1: Horses are much more intelligent than we previously thought.

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Speaker 2: You know, I literally saw this headline and did not

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Speaker 2: click on it.

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Speaker 1: But I'm sure you wondered are they mensa level? I

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Speaker 1: will never tell because this is headlines only.

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Speaker 2: Remember there's that mister ed He was a talking I

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Speaker 2: don't remember.

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Speaker 3: We're on to our next and final headline.

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Speaker 1: Cinnabon announces a limited time collab with Warheads, So.

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Speaker 2: You can't do headlines only and then provide a picture of.

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Speaker 3: What it.

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Speaker 1: Literally picture fell from the sky.

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Speaker 2: It's a covered in.

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Speaker 3: Headlines. Can you imagine? How would that taste.

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Speaker 5: About him?

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Speaker 3: Well, you ask me that question?

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Speaker 4: Was all the time we have for headlines only, the

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Speaker 4: questions only with Jacob our shot collar question of the day,

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Speaker 4: No headlines, just questions, give it to us.

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Speaker 5: I've had this date circled on my calendar for months.

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Speaker 5: It's a day more festive than Christmas, the fourth of

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Speaker 5: July and WrestleMania combined. That's impossible because today is the

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Speaker 5: birthday of not one, but two legends of history. Talking

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Speaker 5: about Chicago rapper Chief Keif and former French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte.

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Speaker 2: Happen.

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Speaker 5: I know what you're thinking, the big two chief about him. No,

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Speaker 5: they have so much in common, they're practically twins. I

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Speaker 5: bet none of us could even tell them apart. That's

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Speaker 5: why today we're gonna celebrate these two global icons on

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Speaker 5: their birthdays with a special who said it?

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Speaker 3: Chief key for Napoleon edition of plenty of twenty Impossible?

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Speaker 3: I know, Jeff, It's okay.

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Speaker 5: You'll each get a famous quote from history, and you'll

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Speaker 5: have to use your tiny brains to deduce it said

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Speaker 5: by Chicago rapper or French military commander Napoleon Bonapart.

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Speaker 3: That's going to be very hard. We'll start with the

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Speaker 3: woman who actually went to a French school.

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Speaker 5: Buzzy states, that's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready? Here's your quote?

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Speaker 5: So much cash that my pockets look pregnant? They all

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Speaker 5: know I'm knocked up.

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Speaker 3: Now. Who said that? Napoleon or rapper Chief Keith?

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Speaker 2: Because I mean, Napoleon can't be in charge of his

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Speaker 2: own finance.

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Speaker 3: What if he said it in a French accent? Would

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Speaker 3: that changed your mind?

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Speaker 5: So much cash that my polks look pregnant? They all

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Speaker 5: know I'm no, does that help or her own?

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Speaker 3: That makes it really tricky? Alexis said Chief Keith, that

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Speaker 3: is correct.

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Speaker 5: I've got a lot of people listening to their car

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Speaker 5: went Napoleon on that. Great, We'll see how it goes

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Speaker 5: to the next one. Here you go, Brooke, women are

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Speaker 5: nothing but machines for producing children.

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Speaker 3: Who said it Napoleon or Chief Keith? Or did brook

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Speaker 3: say it herself?

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Speaker 2: You know, it's how I feel about myself. I am

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Speaker 2: going to take a stab of the dark and say

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Speaker 2: that was Napoleon.

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Speaker 3: Brooks said Napoleon. That is yeah, that's correct.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that is some all man syndrome talk.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, we're over to Jose. Here's your quote. You don't

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Speaker 3: reason with intellectuals, You shoot them.

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Speaker 5: Who said that Napoleon or a rapper from Chicago?

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Speaker 3: Chief Keith. We're all laughing, but this is the only

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Speaker 3: one that legit could be one of either Napoleon shots

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Speaker 3: of people.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if Chiefs shot any one, but I

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Speaker 5: mean that's.

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Speaker 2: I actually think that's Napoleon.

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Speaker 3: You think it's Napoleon? Yeah? Can I did did you

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Speaker 3: hear the first? Would you like it in French or English?

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Speaker 1: Please? In French. Thank you.

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Speaker 5: You don't reason with intellectuals, you shoot them. Jose said Napoleon.

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Speaker 3: That is yes, there's no lyrical flow to that statement.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how you guys are getting these all right,

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Speaker 5: I almost did it.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jeffrey. Here's your quote.

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Speaker 5: I'm a king and I ain't never bowing down that

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Speaker 5: Napoleon or Chief Key.

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Speaker 2: Napoleon would have been so much more likable if he

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Speaker 2: said things like that, because you're so sure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, give me a Chief Keif on that one. Jeffrey says,

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Speaker 3: Chief Keith. That is.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 5: We're through round one. We're back to Alexis. Here's your quote.

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Speaker 5: I don't trust nobody. Gotta keep that pistol on me.

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Speaker 5: Now listen, now, wait, who said it, Chief Keith, Napoleon

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Speaker 5: or Napoleon Dynamite. I don't trust nobody gotta keep that

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Speaker 5: pistol on me.

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Speaker 2: I mean I obviously have to choose Napoleon dynamite.

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Speaker 3: Alexis said Napoleon dynamite. That is Alexis.

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Speaker 5: I know it was tough. I have to tell you

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Speaker 5: this was Chief Keith surprising. Here's your quote. You ever

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Speaker 5: take it off? Any sweet jumps who said it Napoleon

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Speaker 5: or Napoleon Dynamite.

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Speaker 2: It off any sweet Chumps's definitely Napoleon Dynamite.

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Speaker 5: Napoleon Dynamite. That's correct, all right, Jose, I have one

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Speaker 5: quoto left. You get this right, you Brooke and Jeffrey win.

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Speaker 5: If you get it wrong, only Brook and Jeffrey win.

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Speaker 5: Here's your way win.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 5: Who said this? We are all in the gutter, but

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Speaker 5: some of us are looking at the stars. Was that

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Speaker 5: Chief Keith or Napoleon Dynamite.

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Speaker 2: We're all in the gutter, but some of us are

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Speaker 2: looking at the stars.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what are my options?

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Speaker 5: Your options are Chief Keith and Napoleon Dynamite. Only those

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Speaker 5: two Napoleon. You're confusing me, but I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: Go Chief Key, Jose said Chief Keith. That is yes,

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Speaker 3: that's correct.

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Speaker 5: That means Brook, Jeffrey and Jose have won the Chief

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Speaker 5: Keeper Napoleon edition of.

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Speaker 1: And that means Alexis is left as the only one who's.

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Speaker 3: Open to getting shocks.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna be singing Space Jam by Quad City DJs.

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Speaker 3: This is old school theme song.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, everybody get up, It's time to slam now

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Speaker 5: jam going down.

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Speaker 3: Basketball game. I know we joke all up, but that

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Speaker 3: might have been the worst thing I've ever warned.

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Speaker 1: Severely butchered shock collar Question of the day, Chief Kee.

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Speaker 1: We're going to your phone tapp in just a few minutes,

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Speaker 1: brooking Jeffrey in the morning,