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Speaker 3: Know, they got they got the juice in their kaboos.

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Speaker 2: They got some juice in their kaboos.

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Speaker 1: You know, not many men and or women for that matter,

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Speaker 2: Honestly, it's they had.

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Speaker 3: Some cushion for the pushing, cushion for the pushing, like

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Speaker 3: You sure did. And how did that end with a handshake,

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Speaker 2: A mouthful of genitals. All right.

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Speaker 1: So, my female twenty seven husband male twenty eight, and

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Speaker 1: and this whole story takes place in March of twenty twenty,

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Speaker 1: When the results came back, my GP called me to

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Speaker 2: It'll get you.

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Speaker 2: Because it's not okay getting the class one thing. It

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you're giving chlamydia not only to your wife,

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Speaker 3: Are you sure? Is that the flag you want to stay?

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Speaker 3: Flag that I'm putting right in? You know, Sam is

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Speaker 1: She straight up asked me if our relationship was monogamous,

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Speaker 1: She gave me the rundown of treatments and scripts, telling

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Speaker 1: and I said, how could you do this, you bastard?

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Speaker 1: Well. I mean, he hasn't said that he didn't give

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Speaker 2: For cheating on him. He's sitting an SDD and then

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Speaker 1: Like, uh, I can't believe you would get an SDD

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Speaker 1: has been on Faithful. Okay, so there is So there

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Speaker 1: Little, dirtiest, filthiest, poopiest card, the dirtiest filthiest one. Well,

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Speaker 1: Deserves an Oscar for this Emmy, this Oscar Award winning performance.

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Speaker 2: The Oscar for best faking of.

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Speaker 3: Cheating. On goes to.

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Speaker 1: offense offense. It's a divorce chant defense and the divorce

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Speaker 2: No, no, I think I think the person that you

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Speaker 1: And Adam is scrolling through TikTok when this reel with

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Speaker 2: With a human. He fucked a quality. So this is

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Speaker 1: damn right, those fucking core Koalas, so thirsty, fucking slutty Koalas,

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Speaker 1: of research and find out that, yes, you can catch

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Speaker 3: I am stitchless. The guy actually has a valid He

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Speaker 3: wasn't lying. He wasn't lying. You can catch colemtia from koalapus.

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Speaker 3: Facts you didn't know, you didn't know? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Adam is so fast to make an appointment at our

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Speaker 2: Damn?

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Speaker 3: I feel like I have not been on this much

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Speaker 1: He probably didn't communicate that, but he legitimately thought she

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Speaker 1: It was so vengeful, yeah, which is not a good look.

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Speaker 3: It's just such it's just such a lose, loose scenario

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Speaker 2: The culprit and like it's like, oh so rough, Oh

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Speaker 1: So I guess if you've ever gotten peed on by

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Speaker 1: a Koala ditch tested lydia, get tested. Eighty percent of

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Speaker 2: Really, actually, the actually.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's get some the real facts. We cannot let

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So apparently apparently fifty percent of people get chlamydia by

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Speaker 1: crazy Wow and every quality but yeah, wow, what a

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Speaker 3: We got to let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Oh actually, wait, wait, wait.

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Speaker 3: What one question?

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Speaker 1: One question before we jump into this next story. One

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Speaker 3: Tell us your stories?

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Speaker 2: Tell us your stories.

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Speaker 1: Apparently fifty percent of people aged twenty have had chlamydia.

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Speaker 2: So there's two posts.

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Speaker 3: There's two people here, Actually there's three.

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Speaker 1: I haven't had chlamydia to mine, I haven't had Yeah,

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Speaker 1: mister producer, the odds are against you are the time

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Speaker 1: breaker here.

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Speaker 3: Our producer is clamydia. Let's get into the next story.

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Speaker 3: Next story, My homophobic neighbor is trying to evict me

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Speaker 3: for boning my gay boyfriend. I told him to pound saying,

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Speaker 3: because it's all pound whoever I want, I've ahole.

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Speaker 1: That is honestly a beautiful statement. All pound whoever I'm you,

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Speaker 1: go pound out sand. I want you to remove a

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Speaker 2: Get it off. Come on now, I want it to.

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Speaker 1: Look like a little like dog weiener, you know when

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Speaker 3: It's all like red and like raw looking. I do

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Speaker 3: so a bit of a weird one, so please bear

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Speaker 3: up until now I've had very few issues. The problem

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Speaker 2: SKay.

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Speaker 3: Once he found out that my boyfriend wasn't just a

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Speaker 3: tried to bar him from coming over, literally and figuratively.

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Speaker 3: I told him to pound sand, as the saying goes,

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Speaker 3: love it, gotta love it.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: He sent me a letter stating that effective immediately, there

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Speaker 3: What every time? What?

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Speaker 2: Mmmm mmm?

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Speaker 3: Quote? I commit the sin of homosexuality in my apartment.

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Speaker 1: This guy is about to go down. This is a

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Speaker 1: blessing in disguise. You have receipts and a lawsuit. This

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Speaker 1: is great news. OPI homophobia, paysa oh Man.

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Speaker 3: If I refuse to sign the addendum, he claims that

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Speaker 3: good luck with the legal system, due to breach of

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Speaker 3: the lease, specifically the clause that the premise shall not

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Speaker 2: How is that illegal?

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Speaker 3: My man?

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Speaker 2: Not only is he backwards in many ways, he just

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Speaker 2: needs to talk to a lawyer. Yeah, oh Man's about

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Speaker 3: He cites the Massachusetts state code that criminalizes fornication, sex

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Speaker 1: Some states do have those old laws, though there's no

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Speaker 3: Though cannot be, and crimes against good nature, which he

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Speaker 3: I look them up and they're evidently real crimes. I

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Speaker 3: know they're not enforceable by any stretch, but have I

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Speaker 3: technically done illegal activity in my apartment? I really don't

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Speaker 3: want to move early, lay, Opie. There's no way, No,

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Speaker 3: you have such a countersuit, Like my god, yeah, the

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Speaker 3: least started early in September. The least started in September,

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Speaker 3: or have an eviction on my record. I know this

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Speaker 2: Gives me a little pause. Do I need to take

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Speaker 3: Or can I start coming up with more ways to

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Speaker 3: say pound Sand?

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Speaker 2: How about a freakin signed letter of intent to sue?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: What should I do.

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Speaker 3: If he tries to take any further actions to sue him?

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Speaker 3: So much?

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Speaker 2: This is discrimination right easily?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: On multiple grounds?

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Speaker 2: Is that the end?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: We have an update? All right, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: So, first of all, I just wanted to say, wow,

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Speaker 3: the amount of support I've received, both in replies and

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Speaker 1: Red a community common in hot.

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Speaker 3: Everything from fantastic advice to hilarious commentary. The person who

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Speaker 3: me in stitches. I like that, That's it. I feel

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Speaker 3: like people assumed a much worse picture of my landlord,

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Speaker 3: people telling me to buy cameras, et cetera. He's a

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Speaker 3: nice enough person but has some very problematic views he

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Speaker 3: grew up rural Arkansas, I think that or Alabama, and.

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Speaker 2: Came to Massachusetts later in life.

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Speaker 3: This was his first time being a landlord, so he

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Speaker 1: Oh man, but he doesn't know what he's about to

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Speaker 1: be hit with, about to be hit with all the laws.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if ope, you wanted, I hope you wanted.

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Speaker 1: I hope you could own that house by the end

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Speaker 1: of the day.

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Speaker 3: Literally. That coupled with the fact that up until now

448
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 3: he's avoided even talking with people who are openly gay,

449
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 3: led to a lot of ignorance.

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Speaker 2: Ope, you're given this guy too much credit.

451
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Speaker 1: He's a really nice guy, except he hates a whole

452
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Speaker 1: group of people.

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Speaker 3: He's so wonderful, except he literally won't even look me

454
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Speaker 3: in the eyes and speak to me anymore, except if.

455
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Speaker 2: It's subsuing me, yeah, or taking my money.

456
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Speaker 3: I know some of you were hoping I'd screw him

457
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 3: over for all he's worth, or torment him with daily

458
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Speaker 3: updates of my gay agenda. But alas, I've decided to

459
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Speaker 3: take the calmer approach, and it seemed to work.

460
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Speaker 2: What's the calmer approach?

461
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yesterday, I sat down with him and first laid

462
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Speaker 3: out the various information that you guys helped me find,

463
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 3: everything from sexual orientation being a protected class, trouble damages,

464
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Speaker 3: and the fact that those old laws are one hundred

465
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Speaker 3: percent completely unenforceable. And he realized very quickly that he

466
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Speaker 3: was in the wrong and he fucked up bad. Now

467
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Speaker 3: he knows, Oh my god.

468
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Speaker 2: And there's receipts, there's text messages.

469
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Speaker 3: If he wants to go to courty. This guy's completely fucked.

470
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 3: He's completely done. He also admitted that even he didn't

471
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Speaker 3: know what he defined as the sin of homosexuality. Now

472
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Speaker 3: you're not sure what you mean, Like, oh, I'm so confused.

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Speaker 2: By what I just said. When I think about it,

474
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Speaker 2: What are words hopefully not enforceable in the court of law.

475
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Speaker 3: How do you define these random collection of sounds that escape?

476
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Speaker 1: Please just don't define them? Yeah, don't what's not Let

477
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Speaker 1: me just like, you know, retreat to my house and

478
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Speaker 1: you don't go to court.

479
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Speaker 3: Let's not put any labels on these words so called,

480
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 3: or how he would enforce the fine. He just had

481
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 3: a knee jerk reaction to the shocking news. We ended

482
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 3: up chatting for about two hours then, and it started

483
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 3: with me dispelling a lot of misconceptions about gays. Some

484
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 3: of his notions were comically bad, like if I weren't

485
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Speaker 3: having the conversation with him, I'd think he were a caricature.

486
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Speaker 3: He's a lot older than me, and his kids recently

487
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Speaker 3: moved across the country and he was renting out their

488
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Speaker 3: house for him, so I think he had some notions

489
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Speaker 3: of being a father figure to me and thinking he

490
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Speaker 3: could lay down the.

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Speaker 2: Law or set me straight. Yikes.

492
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Speaker 3: Oooh buddy, wow. He seemed genuine and seemed to be

493
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Speaker 3: legitimately concerned for me and my soul. I reminded him

494
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Speaker 3: to hate the sin and not the sinner, and that

495
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 3: seems to resonate with him. Speak in the language, OHP

496
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 3: is really really empathetic, really empathetic persons. Bill doesn't agree

497
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Speaker 3: with homosexuality or my lifestyle, but he's willing to accept it.

498
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 3: He seemed to be earnestly trying, and in my mind,

499
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Speaker 3: that counts for a lot. He agreed to write both

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Speaker 3: me and my boyfriend a letter of apology, which I

501
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Speaker 3: will be keeping copies of in case this matter does

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Speaker 3: come up again and needs to go to court. Very smart, OP.

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Speaker 3: I would do the same.

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Speaker 2: OP.

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Speaker 1: He still has the card in the back. Yes today, Yeah,

506
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: some insurance. The past few days have been super stressful,

507
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Speaker 1: but it seems to be resolved.

508
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 3: If things go well, I might even potentially renew the

509
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 3: release come September. It'll still be on guard for any shenanigans,

510
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 3: but I think I'll leave the issue where it lies now.

511
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 3: If this was all a ruse or him backpedaling, I'll

512
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 3: go at him with everything I can in the future,

513
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Speaker 3: but for now, I'm satisfied. I'm truly appreciative for all

514
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Speaker 3: the people who offered advice and moral support in the

515
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 3: original thread. Wow wow, wow man, some good stories in

516
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 3: this session.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like the guy became a little less homophobic. Not completely,

518
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but a little less. Here's the thing, like, okay,

519
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 1: there was kind of two as right.

520
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 3: There was one path, which is go to the court

521
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Speaker 3: and sue him out of his brain hole, which I

522
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 3: like that path.

523
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Speaker 2: That's a fun path. That's a mega million doesn't love money.

524
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: It's like when Michael kisses Oscar in the office and

526
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Speaker 1: then he gets like a new car and then Oscar's like,

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Speaker 1: you know what part of me wants them to learn

528
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: their lesson, but part of me wants to say, keep talking.

529
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Speaker 2: I want a home theater. Sometimes it pays the b gay.

530
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 3: They have great recall.

531
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Speaker 2: I've also watched The Office like a thousand times. There

532
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Speaker 2: you go.

533
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Speaker 3: I think, what's like so incredible about this is like

534
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Speaker 3: he's like, Okay, let me sit down and actually have

535
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Speaker 3: a conversation with.

536
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Speaker 2: Him, like almost use it as a learning opportunity.

537
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 3: Very much so. And how much this guy grew and

538
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,360
Speaker 3: learned and understood in that conversation is immense, and it's

539
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Speaker 3: so easy. It's so easy to write him off.

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Speaker 1: I think OP did the most angelic thing that they

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Speaker 1: could have done. So props to UOP for, you know,

542
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Speaker 1: making one person a little less homophobic.

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Speaker 3: That's right, have fun pounding whoever you want, Op, Yeah,

544
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Speaker 3: pound away.

545
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Speaker 1: But what we want to hear right now? Oh God,

546
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Speaker 1: please click ad clack in your keyboards. You're worst landlord stories.

547
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Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot, so many. I don't they

548
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: have good landlord stories. My last landlord would tell us

549
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Speaker 1: stories about like him going over to like Vietnam and

550
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: like it was actually weird. But he would tell us

551
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Speaker 1: stories about like how he would get happy endings in Vietnam.

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Speaker 3: I feel like they could go in the the other category,

553
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 3: if the choice is in the.

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Speaker 2: Eye of the But he was funny while he was

555
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 2: telling those stories.

556
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Speaker 3: He is a comedian.

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Speaker 1: Hope he's okay. He was severely overweight. Hopefully he doesn't

558
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Speaker 1: have the clasp. Yeah, the man does have the clap.

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Speaker 1: The stories he told definitely has the clap. Well, let's

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Speaker 1: get into this next story, so clap away, boo