Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to another episode of Horrid Blood just as
Speaker 1: ylons its bonus.
Speaker 2: Bitch, I feel so professional with a laptop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this looks crazy. It's like I never see
Speaker 1: you look professional.
Speaker 3: Hello, I guess you did on our church episode that
Speaker 3: y'all will here assume.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that looks churchy, not professional. But also me saying
Speaker 1: you look professional while also I'm looking at your titties.
Speaker 2: You're offering under boob kochie lips you are giving you
Speaker 2: see my lips.
Speaker 1: No, but when you bent over on an episode, I said, bitch,
Speaker 1: I saw a coochie lip. Oh yeah yeah, and now
Speaker 1: you got the I gonna hold you. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to watch for a nip slip.
Speaker 2: Your tits are oh, let me try. They are out there?
Speaker 2: You go, okay, okay, we go, there we go. Bitch,
Speaker 2: don a little naked wardrobe. I don't know if y'all
Speaker 2: be going on there. They got their little twenty five
Speaker 2: dollars Tuesday. No, this is you know, this is an
Speaker 2: audio thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, she just wants Okay, yeah, y'all she's saying, and
Speaker 1: she said she is skinny, bitch because she glued.
Speaker 3: That's why. Yeah, I fit this dressed a few weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Well now you're now you're fitting it. Yeah, as you
Speaker 3: guys know, last week, my stomach was all fucked up.
Speaker 3: And it's ironic because I wrote this outline before all
Speaker 3: that happened. But I was like, oh, I want to
Speaker 3: talk my ketchup about body changes.
Speaker 2: Bitch, Okay, we can do that because.
Speaker 3: I almost feel like I'm not as attractive because I
Speaker 3: have so many little hiccups along the way to sex.
Speaker 2: Now like hiccups along the way to sex.
Speaker 3: Just I feel like I can't be sexy the whole
Speaker 3: way through. So you know, we do our monthly date night,
Speaker 3: so I'm just like, oh, I'm gonna make mine like
Speaker 3: super nasty and sexy. So we're talking crazy to each
Speaker 3: other and he was like, yeah, I get on your
Speaker 3: fucking knees and like let me fuck your face.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, hey, hold on, I had
Speaker 2: to get a pillow. Here you go. You just wanted
Speaker 2: to say pill to.
Speaker 3: Make sure I could put my knees on that motherfucker.
Speaker 3: And then why because she's gonna start hurting.
Speaker 2: Not you're gonna be down there at the moment on my.
Speaker 1: Knees hurt Okay, so you're mad that you thought about
Speaker 1: your knees hurting before you It's just a few other things.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 3: So then he's like, no, no, get your ass over here,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, baby, but I need the cushion. He's like, okay,
Speaker 3: and I could see the dick getting soft a little
Speaker 3: bit while I go get the cushion. Okay, now where
Speaker 3: I am the dick sucking champion. I've been getting a
Speaker 3: little bit of lockdown lately.
Speaker 1: Not you're getting worse this age, but your whole body
Speaker 1: falling apart, bitch girl, first of your allergies.
Speaker 2: You now you can't even say you getting locked it away? Dick?
Speaker 1: Are you getting lockedjob because you remove the braces? Do
Speaker 1: you think that has something to do with it?
Speaker 2: I guess I'm like relearning how to use my mouth.
Speaker 3: But basically what happens was I'm holding over my mouth
Speaker 3: for my mouth to get fucked.
Speaker 2: Like while I'm holding the shit open.
Speaker 3: Now it's just opened by the selfwitch, and it got
Speaker 3: fucking stuck.
Speaker 2: Your mouth got stuck open.
Speaker 3: It took I just want to say, three minutes is
Speaker 3: a very long time when you can't mouth breathe.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't close. Bro was so fucking bad.
Speaker 3: And at first I think he was laughing because he
Speaker 3: didn't realize what was really happening. I'm just sitting there
Speaker 3: with to open and I'm drooling. He's like okay, and
Speaker 3: then he's like no, no, no, suck it, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I ran to the bathroom. Bro.
Speaker 3: I start googling like how to and basically like you
Speaker 3: have to actually meditate and like get your fucking brain relax.
Speaker 3: Your brain will talk to your mouth to close. Dude,
Speaker 3: it was fucking now.
Speaker 1: When I had Lockjawn, it ain't work like that. I
Speaker 1: literally had to well, my dorgs was tight. Mine was tight,
Speaker 1: so I had to like stack popsicle sticks and physically
Speaker 1: stretch my mouth.
Speaker 2: So how are you breathing and eating? I mean through
Speaker 2: a straw.
Speaker 1: I was drinking, but my mouth like, but it came
Speaker 1: after adent disappointment and I was like, bit y'all fucked
Speaker 1: up something in my mouth. But they gave me popsicle
Speaker 1: sticks and I had to like literally, while I was
Speaker 1: watching TV, put one popsicle in putting. I was stacking
Speaker 1: popsicle stix to pry my mouth open, and I was
Speaker 1: like talking, I mean, you don't need to open your
Speaker 1: mouth that white Oh right, right, you know what I mean, Like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm not walking around. I put your dick in my mouth. Bro,
Speaker 1: my mouth wouldn't open.
Speaker 2: Mind you. So that whole scenario happens, right.
Speaker 3: So then we trying to have another little bit of
Speaker 3: a sexy moment and I'm on the edge of the
Speaker 3: bed getting fucked and we're having like such good, deep
Speaker 3: intimate sex too, which made it even worse. So I'm
Speaker 3: like half on the edge of the bed and we're
Speaker 3: in the new house and I'm kind of like straining back,
Speaker 3: you know, and he's like, I'm looking at the mountains, baby,
Speaker 3: this is so beautiful. You're so beautiful. Da da da,
Speaker 3: And he's talking to me and shit. But right when
Speaker 3: he's doing this, I realized, like damn, bruh, I was
Speaker 3: a little uncomfortable, you know what I'm saying, because I'm
Speaker 3: in this position yet.
Speaker 2: Now I'm like hold on, so mind you.
Speaker 3: He's like grabbed me, hold on to me because he
Speaker 3: was trying to keep me on the bed, but I
Speaker 3: needed to hold onto my like you know when you.
Speaker 2: Do a crunk and you got to make.
Speaker 3: Sure you secure the back of the head so that
Speaker 3: your shit don't get stuck. Okay, And then he started
Speaker 3: getting soft and he was like, I can tell you're uncomfortable,
Speaker 3: and I was like.
Speaker 2: Please stop acting like I'm no problem. You know what's crazy?
Speaker 2: My body.
Speaker 1: I don't feel it when I'll get it when, bitch,
Speaker 1: I am thirty.
Speaker 2: Five, I don't feel anything until after.
Speaker 1: So like, dear a sex bitch, I'm just wanting you
Speaker 1: to enter all of my orifices. I want you to
Speaker 1: just move me whichever way you think my body could go.
Speaker 1: I let them just do whatever. But after and a
Speaker 1: couple of days after, bitch, I'm in pain, So they
Speaker 1: don't know I'm in pain until I got the no. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think my adrenaline really gets me through
Speaker 1: sex right now, like my body does things that it
Speaker 1: doesn't on its own, Like they need to like move
Speaker 1: my legs all the way back and do all the things.
Speaker 2: But bitch, after bitch, I have to watch my shows
Speaker 2: on a yoga mat. Oh my god, it's terrible. It's
Speaker 2: terrible decisions.
Speaker 3: Then let me tell you how I faked my first
Speaker 3: orgasm with my boyfriend.
Speaker 2: All because this is the clip. This is the clip. No,
Speaker 2: you faking an orgasm with your nigga? That means you bruh.
Speaker 3: It's it was not because anything he was doing wrong.
Speaker 3: It's because I was on top and I needed to stop.
Speaker 3: I was on top and it was like backwards too,
Speaker 3: but tie And you know what makes it worse than
Speaker 3: a nigga be like, yeah, keep sucking me, keep sucking me,
Speaker 3: keep throwing it as nigga. No, I can't keep going.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh my god, how can I
Speaker 3: make this stop? But I'm thinking of a failure. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I get it orgasm, so here it go me. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's sto good on the cone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was so good that I had to. And you
Speaker 3: know what's crazy, I recently didn't even notice. He just
Speaker 3: started telling me around, Yeah, you can't take the road, dick.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, camp, you know what's crazy?
Speaker 2: I am. This is gonna make.
Speaker 1: People be like, who the fuck was the fucker? So
Speaker 1: I just got on top recently, and you know, I
Speaker 1: don't get on top on the couch.
Speaker 2: He said, no, Oh, this was like in the bed.
Speaker 1: So I get on top of I ain't gonna hold you,
Speaker 1: and I do it for like, bitch, not even not.
Speaker 2: Even fifteen seconds. But all I know is that.
Speaker 1: I just went like this, which I just fouled aside
Speaker 1: and had it played dead. It was like, oh, fuck
Speaker 1: me from the side, which I literally fell off that
Speaker 1: dig a dick and just like play dead promise, you're
Speaker 1: just like left my legs open for him to insert me.
Speaker 2: Well, bitch, I was not gonna be all top think
Speaker 2: we gotta hide because they're gonna be like damn these
Speaker 2: holes giving up. Bitch. I was like like I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't care what he was saying.
Speaker 1: I just like fell off the dick, like like literally
Speaker 1: like fell off.
Speaker 2: The dick and was like, nigga, do some shit you
Speaker 2: know what I didn't want you to do recently. And
Speaker 2: I was like, is he fucking high?
Speaker 3: First of all, I was bent over trying to be cute,
Speaker 3: like in the mirror right He's like, damn, you look
Speaker 3: so good, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh do I?
Speaker 3: And he was like stay right there, and I'm like
Speaker 3: stay right here. So now I gotta stay holding.
Speaker 2: My leg I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: This is given forty five dollars tier you were doing
Speaker 1: a lot from holding.
Speaker 3: The back of my fucking calves while standing up and
Speaker 3: needed to balance myself while taking a dick.
Speaker 2: Oh no, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I never let me tell you when I swiped that
Speaker 3: nigga right, never knew it was gonna turn into that
Speaker 3: much work.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, uh, I just had morning sex the other day
Speaker 1: and got a cramp at my in my calf, so
Speaker 1: I had to stop fucking fucking so he could run,
Speaker 1: cause it was like a Charlie horse cramp like where
Speaker 1: it was like you know what you get anywhere young,
Speaker 1: you knew the ones here, Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't move my leg, can't move my leg, And
Speaker 1: he literally had to massage the cramp out of my
Speaker 1: calve in the morning.
Speaker 2: But it was like it's morning. Maybe I need water.
Speaker 3: Maybe when I go through these ships, through these shit,
Speaker 3: it's like little like I don't know, like uncomfortable moments.
Speaker 3: My man keeps talking shit and keeps doing dirty talk
Speaker 3: while he's getting fixed, and I think it's.
Speaker 1: Not for me now because recently, or maybe it's to
Speaker 1: keep his dick hard.
Speaker 2: I think it is. He's like, yeah, you think I'll
Speaker 2: give a fuck while he's like fixing it.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, I will literally have a dick in my
Speaker 1: mouth while you massage my calf muscle out of being.
Speaker 2: Yep, hurt. Now, how are you gonna suck a dick
Speaker 2: and get your leg all the way up?
Speaker 1: First off, his dick could be in my mouth and
Speaker 1: he's reaching down to massage.
Speaker 2: Can you get your leg up there? High?
Speaker 3: Because I get you know, listen, hear me out, Yeah,
Speaker 3: show me, hear me out. Show me how nigga go
Speaker 3: massage playing.
Speaker 1: I'm laying down like this, Oh my leg, his dick
Speaker 1: is right here and he's bit down rubbing my calve.
Speaker 2: It can happen like a sixty nine. Hello.
Speaker 1: No, I better get with the goddamn anatomy and what's
Speaker 1: available to us.
Speaker 2: Oh, actually, you know what if you ain't you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm five to one, all of my names are six
Speaker 2: four plus. They're huge. Their arms can literally actep through
Speaker 2: my whole.
Speaker 1: Body without moving. Oh that's convenient for you, Yeah it is, bitch.
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Speaker 3: There was a clip a few weeks ago and you
Speaker 3: said I'm ready to nigga bull.
Speaker 1: I said, okay them, I'm not gonna hold you. I
Speaker 1: said it in the group chat. Eden counts your fucking
Speaker 1: days the way that he hops in our group chat
Speaker 1: to pick out the fucking worst clips possible. I literally said, Eden,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make people not want to fuck me at all.
Speaker 1: You know what, let's yes edn be like, Hey, ladies, wheasey.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when you said he faked an orgasm?
Speaker 1: Can I make that a clip? I said, Mandy, when you.
Speaker 3: Said you fuck blah blah blah blah blah, and they
Speaker 3: were face chiming and checking off.
Speaker 2: What do you think of that? Bruh?
Speaker 1: Then he said, can I can I tell them how
Speaker 1: you got off the dick?
Speaker 2: In fifteen seconds? I said, you want that to be
Speaker 2: the clip? After?
Speaker 1: I said I need my pussy destroyed and hurting so
Speaker 1: that I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2: The nigga right after them like, no one's gonna wanna
Speaker 2: fuck me? Bro, what are you doing? I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: roal with you. This is not in our best interest
Speaker 2: this show. It's not you know, no, no, bro, hold on.
Speaker 1: When I shared my story, you said, we'll never end
Speaker 1: this show as long as you want your pussy beat
Speaker 1: to smithereens No.
Speaker 2: Really, that's how I felt, but was even crazier y'all.
Speaker 3: I'll say, once a quarter, me and my nigga gotta
Speaker 3: have a conversation about something I said on the show.
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, bitch, yeah, see here I go.
Speaker 2: Once a quarter. I allow it.
Speaker 3: Like we've had some wild ship you know what. It
Speaker 3: just comes across insane.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to tell y'all wish it, but
Speaker 2: there was a clear I'm not gonna lie. Uh.
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Speaker 1: Patreon if you guys want to hear some.
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Speaker 2: Talk the text club whoa.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to call it that, but we'll
Speaker 1: get into that on a Horrible Decisions episode.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh yeah no. It was wild, my god,
Speaker 2: it was wild like much.
Speaker 1: It allowed me to realize all the people that are like,
Speaker 1: what are these amazing.
Speaker 2: Sex clubs you go to?
Speaker 1: Because boy, and I was like, oh, bitch, I've been
Speaker 1: spoiled in New York.
Speaker 2: But I'll let y'all know about that over on the Patreon.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy that how like how the rest of
Speaker 3: sex clubs can yeah, I know, you know. I was
Speaker 3: crazy for random sex club in the city ones just
Speaker 3: for fine, just a Google, which is a just a
Speaker 3: quick reddit or a quick Google. And I was like,
Speaker 3: if I look like I was paid to be here,
Speaker 3: I have to leave.
Speaker 1: We'll get it when I say, bitch ah, y'all got
Speaker 1: to hear about it. Y'all gotta hear about it.
Speaker 2: Some of y'all may be interested.
Speaker 1: I feel like men might be interested in this place,
Speaker 1: but we'll talk about it over on the Patreon if
Speaker 1: you want. If you want to send over a dilemma,
Speaker 1: a problem you're having. If you want us to tell
Speaker 1: you you ain't shit or he ain't shit, go ahead
Speaker 1: and write us at decisions pod at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a Patreon We leading with you. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: she never being shit.
Speaker 1: But go ahead, let's get into this. The title of
Speaker 1: this episode, what did he say?
Speaker 2: We'll get into it.
Speaker 1: First of all, let me say love you bitches down.
Speaker 1: I started listening to you beautiful ladies when see the
Speaker 1: God had y'all on Breakfast Club promoting your book. I
Speaker 1: started listening on Amazon, max out my episodes there and
Speaker 1: started looking for more. I bought the book and now
Speaker 1: I'm on Patreon going through older episodes.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love getting addiction.
Speaker 1: By the way, she shouted out my body bodying over
Speaker 1: on the gram, she said, Okay, okay, the situation I
Speaker 1: needed by so on, here we go. I'm a thirty
Speaker 1: eight year old woman and there was this man I
Speaker 1: would always see that we always locked eyes and smiled
Speaker 1: at when I would be picking up my routes at work. Okay,
Speaker 1: I delivered for ups, and he is a driver as well.
Speaker 1: I never saw anything of it, just casual flirting. By
Speaker 1: the time I saw him for the fourth time, it
Speaker 1: was clear he wanted to talk to me, and I
Speaker 1: just couldn't understand why he didn't have the balls to
Speaker 1: do so. Me being the forward bitch that I am,
Speaker 1: I said fuck it because we had time to kill
Speaker 1: one day while loading our trucks and I shot my shot.
Speaker 1: He just started staring at me and smiling like a goofy.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, whoops, totally read that wrong. Oh no,
Speaker 1: next thing I know, this nigga pulls out a translator
Speaker 1: for me to talk into.
Speaker 2: I said, like, what the nigga don't even speak English?
Speaker 2: Boom Okay.
Speaker 1: He is African and newly off the boat. That sounds bad,
Speaker 1: but whatever. He is twenty nine with no kids and
Speaker 1: legit only been here a little over a year.
Speaker 2: The English that he knows is very, very bad. I
Speaker 2: wonder what he speaks however, Oh, we're getting to that.
Speaker 1: However, I gave him my number anyway because it's easier
Speaker 1: for him to translate via text. Fast forward. This nigga
Speaker 1: is dicking me the fuck down. It's good and the
Speaker 1: stamina is unmatched. But I don't understand shit. This nigga
Speaker 1: be talking.
Speaker 2: About Oh Lork cooks for me like full meals.
Speaker 1: I've met his friends and they don't speak English, so
Speaker 1: I just be there trying to translate when it's just
Speaker 1: us around each other. We are using the hell out
Speaker 1: of Google Translate, and I'm starting to feel dumb.
Speaker 2: He said he is looking for more, and then I.
Speaker 1: Give him the impression this is just sex, but he
Speaker 1: wants wife and kids.
Speaker 2: First of all, I'm old, by the way, she says.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm old Kouchi, and I'm about to
Speaker 1: be closed for babies. She did say at the top
Speaker 1: of this letter, she's thirty eight girl. However, he has
Speaker 1: invited me back home to South Africa and even to
Speaker 1: New York, where his family made it to live. I
Speaker 1: can't help but think how embarrassed would my grown ass
Speaker 1: be telling his mom I'm his girlfriend and don't speak
Speaker 1: a lick of French and almost ten years older than
Speaker 1: her son. Is this tacky? Should I leave it at
Speaker 1: sex or should I get the fuck out of there?
Speaker 1: Knowing we aren't compatible and he wants more baby. The
Speaker 1: only thing that translates she said, baby. The only thing
Speaker 1: that translates correctly to me is them moans. He is
Speaker 1: an absolute sweetheart and it's not like I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: in a relationship, but fucking really, too many are stacked
Speaker 1: against me.
Speaker 2: Anyways.
Speaker 1: I love y'all regardless off y'all go in on me.
Speaker 1: Just really wanted to get this out to someone that
Speaker 1: they too judge you, because my girlfriends definitely don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we would go in on her
Speaker 2: for what I mean, first of all, wheezy, you'd be
Speaker 2: going in on the girls. I don't know. I ain't
Speaker 2: gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: Giving somebody the pussy that you can't even talk to
Speaker 1: is a little crazy.
Speaker 2: Like you literally say, I am so all for that.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you like accents and other language niggas, I
Speaker 1: don't so to me, if I.
Speaker 2: Can't understand you, I gotta be like, huh, I think
Speaker 2: it's hot. Okay. So here's another reason that I kind
Speaker 2: of like what she's doing. Okay, cause to me, he.
Speaker 3: Making a lot of sensing for me because she is
Speaker 3: having a thrill at the fact that like and also
Speaker 3: keep in mind the fact that y'all don't speak the
Speaker 3: same language.
Speaker 2: Is probably why y'all are having great sex too, because
Speaker 2: you don't know all these niggas, this nigga's thoughts.
Speaker 3: He don't have enough time to be able to say
Speaker 3: something stupid. He gotta like, actually be premeditated when he.
Speaker 2: Hits you up. Yeah, you gotta text it.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, we get cozy when we're fucking. We
Speaker 3: get cozy, we get comfortable, We start to feel safer,
Speaker 3: you know, relationships like as if they come, if they don't.
Speaker 3: Once you start fucking somebody you're comfortable with.
Speaker 2: What the fuck else can you do?
Speaker 1: Like I don't even like reading subtitles to movies that
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't even watch I don't even
Speaker 1: like watching dubbed films because what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Like? I don't know if I to me. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: We always talk about letting people have their own choices,
Speaker 1: right yeah, if we want, And now this is about
Speaker 1: to be a toxic taken. I don't care if he
Speaker 1: wan't wipe and kids, And you've let him know that
Speaker 1: the Kuchie shop is closed so he can't get kids
Speaker 1: from you, and you like the sex, but you think
Speaker 1: this is all too complicated to really get into a relationship.
Speaker 2: With him, bitch, leave it up to him.
Speaker 1: He's bad for wasting his time when you can't give
Speaker 1: him what he wants. But I think in the meantime
Speaker 1: you could have fun. But I do think you need
Speaker 1: to make it clear with Google Translate that you can't
Speaker 1: give him a marriage or a baby. And if he
Speaker 1: decides to stay, the same way when bitches decide to stay,
Speaker 1: when the niggas say I'm not looking for nothing serious
Speaker 1: and they just hope it changes, Hey, let him stay
Speaker 1: around so it doesn't work anymore for him.
Speaker 3: Okay, there is another thing I would say as well,
Speaker 3: as long as you've been clear that you're uninterested like
Speaker 3: dating people that want children and even letting them think
Speaker 3: for a second you're gonna change your mind is kind.
Speaker 2: Of fucked up. Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I let niggas know I'll kill they babies, So you
Speaker 1: gotta be say that in Google Translate. Okay, sop state
Speaker 1: lines to suck it out or also, I'm I'm old
Speaker 1: it's baby powder in this uterusm I don't know if
Speaker 1: I could even have babies right now, like, and maybe
Speaker 1: that's even too American to say. You gotta hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: the put is closed. No baby, come out between my legs?
Speaker 2: Oh how are Amanda? What I would say? I agree?
Speaker 2: I think that's admirable.
Speaker 3: Like, I think it's kind of like dating somebody that
Speaker 3: doesn't want a relationship and you're like, well, you know,
Speaker 3: we'll see where it goes.
Speaker 2: That's fucked up.
Speaker 3: But if you flat out, because I mean, I'm only
Speaker 3: guessing from your message, you said this probably shot probably
Speaker 3: gonna close soon, I'm not saying well, also, you don't
Speaker 3: want to have a kid nobody that you can't really like.
Speaker 1: You can't even communicate, I know, without Google transport. Now,
Speaker 1: to me, if you do like this man, this is
Speaker 1: not an ad bit, you better hop your ass on
Speaker 1: Rosetta Stone Like you might need to take the step
Speaker 1: to learn his language a little better, and you may
Speaker 1: need to instead of.
Speaker 2: Just fucking the whole time you're together.
Speaker 1: Maybe teach that nigga some English when he's cooking your meals.
Speaker 1: Make sure he's saying chicken and rice, like, teach him
Speaker 1: the American words for even the foods and shit like,
Speaker 1: teach them something.
Speaker 3: Now do you think it sounds like to me? You
Speaker 3: need to get out there and start fucking with other niggas.
Speaker 3: And here's why I say that.
Speaker 2: Oh God, but you real comfortable right now, and next thing,
Speaker 2: you know, that dick gonna feel so.
Speaker 3: Good, and then you're gonna be like, oh yeah, come
Speaker 3: make me daddy, and he gonna understand that he can understand.
Speaker 1: More diabolical And if he's not looking at aig of raw,
Speaker 1: you can't speak to bro.
Speaker 2: Now that I don't agree with.
Speaker 3: What my chart in lace can be a translated you
Speaker 3: want a dick, you get their dick. But what what
Speaker 3: I'm saying to you is, I do think if you
Speaker 3: got yourself to a position where you were stuck, you
Speaker 3: would feel even worse, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So now I do want to for a fact you
Speaker 3: don't want no damn baby, And I don't know if
Speaker 3: he knows for a fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do want to take the second part of
Speaker 1: this letter that I found interesting. Okay, Now, I've caught
Speaker 1: myself being in the dilemma of right, especially when I
Speaker 1: was dating actor back so and other guys.
Speaker 2: I've literally not dated certain guys because of this.
Speaker 1: I found it interesting that her thought process also went to,
Speaker 1: what is his mother gonna think of me? I'm ten
Speaker 1: years older than him, can't speak their language, like is
Speaker 1: she gonna judge me? And I've felt that way with
Speaker 1: certain people as well, Like I wonder.
Speaker 3: Because I was ten years older than Actorbak, but you
Speaker 3: you know that his mother judgement if you don't want.
Speaker 1: To tell me his family was the sweetest. His family
Speaker 1: was great and love you for their son. But in
Speaker 1: terms of like maybe a super religious man, I would
Speaker 1: be nervous going to a nigga family who go to
Speaker 1: church every Sunday and go Bible study and live by
Speaker 1: the Bible, because that's me.
Speaker 2: I actually wouldn't mind that.
Speaker 3: Like my boyfriend's parents are really religious when we pray
Speaker 3: before meals and him and I don't do any of
Speaker 3: that stuff. But what I would say is I don't
Speaker 3: feel crazy about it because he's.
Speaker 2: Not that person.
Speaker 3: So I feel like, but the problem is you're dating
Speaker 3: a man that wants things you don't want, and I
Speaker 3: am someone that is.
Speaker 2: Very I will fight this to the death.
Speaker 3: I do not think people that have different family plans
Speaker 3: and ideals should be dating each other.
Speaker 2: Shut up, I'm gonna date who the fuck I want
Speaker 2: to date. Damn. I mean, like a lot of these
Speaker 2: niggas won't kid, and it won't be for me. But
Speaker 2: you also have said you're not looking for lifetime. First all,
Speaker 2: stop it why.
Speaker 1: I will be with whoever, however forever long meats whether
Speaker 1: it's lifetime, I'll be.
Speaker 2: You've been with niggas for a long time.
Speaker 3: You basically had a boyfriend and told us on the show, yeah,
Speaker 3: till the wheels fall off.
Speaker 2: That's pretty much I said it.
Speaker 1: Sorry that I'm logical you would say things like I'm
Speaker 1: having a good time right now?
Speaker 2: What is everydings problem?
Speaker 1: We were like, this is how I'm going to explain
Speaker 1: every relationship I get in until this podcast ends. I
Speaker 1: told y'all, I'm looking for a healthy, fun relationship that
Speaker 1: I can create good memories.
Speaker 2: That's it. Wait now, I remember when you said That's
Speaker 2: when I was like, create memory, any memories in a
Speaker 2: healthy fun environment. Chall leave in a nigga. He said
Speaker 2: that shit to me. I just want to create some memory.
Speaker 2: Fuck you nigga? What bro? That's you don't want to
Speaker 2: create memories with your nigga? That's all you want to do?
Speaker 2: What else is there to do? Wipe me up? I'll
Speaker 2: take a ring, kind of I'll take a nice ring. Men, DC,
Speaker 2: you already had a man drop down on his knees.
Speaker 2: Y'all gotta check the Patreon to hear more about that.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I do feel like now I could be like I've
Speaker 1: been proposed to, so said, y'all, bitch, just want to
Speaker 1: talk shit?
Speaker 2: Have you been proposed to? Even though?
Speaker 3: But you know, one of my homegirls got into it
Speaker 3: with a dude she was dating and he said something
Speaker 3: like that, and I was like.
Speaker 2: Ooh, oh, it's the patriarchy, bitch.
Speaker 1: They will make you feel like your value is nothing
Speaker 1: if you ain't got a baby or a nigga ain't
Speaker 1: even popped the question to you.
Speaker 3: They were in an argument and he was like, you know,
Speaker 3: you're thirty nine years old and you've never even been married.
Speaker 2: So I was like, excuse me. She still gave him plissy.
Speaker 3: They were in a fight. I don't know what she did,
Speaker 3: but I just was like, you know what, the bitch is.
Speaker 3: Here's the other thing I would like to say. I
Speaker 3: think what men fail to realize a lot of times
Speaker 3: that kind of is hurting women because we are explaining
Speaker 3: it enough. You don't need to prove your loyalty to
Speaker 3: a nigga if you want to leave a nigga because
Speaker 3: he ain't shit.
Speaker 2: That should be worn like a badge of honor.
Speaker 3: And I was thinking about that a lot during Valentine's
Speaker 3: Day week, Like one of my friends was having a
Speaker 3: hard time because she was recently single of Valentine's d
Speaker 3: and I was like, brot bit, he was cheating on
Speaker 3: you and begging for you back, and you left him because.
Speaker 1: A second, wait a second, what's the update before we
Speaker 1: get out of here? On the mama who was on
Speaker 1: the deathbed for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2: Tell me does she sam? Does she not see?
Speaker 1: We need a quick update on this because it don't
Speaker 1: make sense to talk about Valentine's Day in March.
Speaker 2: We need the update all what happened here one moment?
Speaker 2: What happened? All right?
Speaker 3: I just texted her off and to read a bitch?
Speaker 3: Okay My text February fourteenth, one thirty pm, Thinking about you,
Speaker 3: my girl. I hope you're doing well. You look so
Speaker 3: beautiful on your stories. I hope you're spending your day
Speaker 3: having fun in bed, rotting, eating, watching TV, having fun, whatever.
Speaker 2: Call me if you want to talk. Okay, you can reflection, Okay,
Speaker 2: you can read it. That's good. Not after you don't
Speaker 2: write it, bitch.
Speaker 3: Hey dot dot dot, So I guess instead of telling
Speaker 3: you what I'm doing, I'll just send you this photo.
Speaker 3: The photo is her and his feet together in bed.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, Mom's alive. Question Mark, Hey, you're fatty,
Speaker 3: she said. After he told me the lies which I
Speaker 3: feel that we're about his mom, he called me and
Speaker 3: did say that he had a lot of plans for
Speaker 3: spending time with her, but he realizes this is important
Speaker 3: to me and he decided to show up for me.
Speaker 3: I'm really grateful, but at the same time, I'm not
Speaker 3: letting it go past me that he could have been
Speaker 3: lying about the mom. But if we think about it, weezy,
Speaker 3: what if she really is sick and what it is
Speaker 3: on life? Then I rode back, let's talk on February sixteenth.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you enjoy your weekends, sist.
Speaker 2: Here's the here's the thing. These niggas be play. I
Speaker 2: actually do think his mom is sick.
Speaker 3: What I don't believe is that he needed to go
Speaker 3: see her February twelfth and said that on January thirty, he.
Speaker 1: Uh, he changed that flight from Cabo and said, I'll
Speaker 1: do that another time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, without you, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think and remember Mandy, she cut it, she brought it,
Speaker 3: she cut it off. So then he was like, all right,
Speaker 3: I'm fanna, I guess, but do we know those were
Speaker 3: really his feet?
Speaker 2: It could have been a side nigga. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's him. It was his feet.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, because she know a lot of me about it,
Speaker 3: like she's like, yo, I'm back with this nigga. But
Speaker 3: I think that at the end of the day, niggas
Speaker 3: do see whatever they feel like you will. I got
Speaker 3: a valid being that she is getting cash from the situation.
Speaker 3: You know, this is an athlete we're talking about here.
Speaker 3: I think that's why she succumbed to the bullshit.
Speaker 2: My friend did the same thing this weekend, so I
Speaker 2: can't say shit that went literally called me an excitement.
Speaker 1: She was coming home at eleven am in the morning
Speaker 1: after we went out, and she was like, I said, damn, girl,
Speaker 1: well parties you hit up like la close early.
Speaker 2: She was like, no, girl, he pomped in on me.
Speaker 2: He's supres and I'm like, girl, it's all star weekend.
Speaker 2: He ain't comfort you. He gotta work.
Speaker 1: You did not say that I did say that, but
Speaker 1: she had already tol. Yes, she had already told me
Speaker 1: how like toxic the situation was and how she was healing,
Speaker 1: just to tell me I'm unhealed. I like this toxic shit,
Speaker 1: I said, girl, I don't want to hear about it
Speaker 1: no more because you don'et crashed out over niggas before,
Speaker 1: and this is so unhealthy. I don't support it. But
Speaker 1: get your pay girl, I.
Speaker 3: Guess, y'all, But get your repaid. Okay, girl, but have
Speaker 3: another niggas. You said, what get your repaid? But have
Speaker 3: another nigga, Like that's the thing, Like if you're gonna
Speaker 3: stay with somebody because the situation is beneficial to you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I mean we'll see she's getting flown
Speaker 1: up by someone else this week, so we'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, sure.
Speaker 3: She hose can be happy, Mandy.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that anyways. Guys, thank y'all for.
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