WEBVTT - You've Got Decisions: What Did He Say?? 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:05.080 Welcome everybody to another episode of Horrid Blood just as 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:06.360 ylons its bonus. 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:09.280 Bitch, I feel so professional with a laptop. 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:11.639 Yeah, no, this looks crazy. It's like I never see 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:12.440 you look professional. 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:14.760 Hello, I guess you did on our church episode that 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:15.560 y'all will here assume. 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:23.360 Yeah, that looks churchy, not professional. But also me saying 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:25.799 you look professional while also I'm looking at your titties. 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:31.960 You're offering under boob kochie lips you are giving you 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:33.000 see my lips. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.640 No, but when you bent over on an episode, I said, bitch, 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:37.360 I saw a coochie lip. Oh yeah yeah, and now 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:40.159 you got the I gonna hold you. I feel like 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:42.040 I'm gonna have to watch for a nip slip. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:49.680 Your tits are oh, let me try. They are out there? 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:53.120 You go, okay, okay, we go, there we go. Bitch, 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:54.800 don a little naked wardrobe. I don't know if y'all 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:56.240 be going on there. They got their little twenty five 0:00:56.240 --> 0:01:00.840 dollars Tuesday. No, this is you know, this is an 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:01.760 audio thing. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:05.400 Okay, she just wants Okay, yeah, y'all she's saying, and 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.600 she said she is skinny, bitch because she glued. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:13.560 That's why. Yeah, I fit this dressed a few weeks ago. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:18.920 Well now you're now you're fitting it. Yeah, as you 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:21.280 guys know, last week, my stomach was all fucked up. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.560 And it's ironic because I wrote this outline before all 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.120 that happened. But I was like, oh, I want to 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.280 talk my ketchup about body changes. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.280 Bitch, Okay, we can do that because. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.640 I almost feel like I'm not as attractive because I 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:38.040 have so many little hiccups along the way to sex. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.560 Now like hiccups along the way to sex. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:43.520 Just I feel like I can't be sexy the whole 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.880 way through. So you know, we do our monthly date night, 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:49.400 so I'm just like, oh, I'm gonna make mine like 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:53.680 super nasty and sexy. So we're talking crazy to each 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:54.840 other and he was like, yeah, I get on your 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.760 fucking knees and like let me fuck your face. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.280 And I was like, oh, hey, hold on, I had 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.880 to get a pillow. Here you go. You just wanted 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:02.680 to say pill to. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.720 Make sure I could put my knees on that motherfucker. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:07.720 And then why because she's gonna start hurting. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:09.000 Not you're gonna be down there at the moment on my. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:12.000 Knees hurt Okay, so you're mad that you thought about 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.720 your knees hurting before you It's just a few other things. 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:15.560 Okay, I'm listening. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.200 So then he's like, no, no, get your ass over here, 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:20.000 and I'm like, baby, but I need the cushion. He's like, okay, 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:21.480 and I could see the dick getting soft a little 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:25.160 bit while I go get the cushion. Okay, now where 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:29.120 I am the dick sucking champion. I've been getting a 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.240 little bit of lockdown lately. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.560 Not you're getting worse this age, but your whole body 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:36.040 falling apart, bitch girl, first of your allergies. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.119 You now you can't even say you getting locked it away? Dick? 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:41.600 Are you getting lockedjob because you remove the braces? Do 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:42.880 you think that has something to do with it? 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:44.960 I guess I'm like relearning how to use my mouth. 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:48.120 But basically what happens was I'm holding over my mouth 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:49.559 for my mouth to get fucked. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.280 Like while I'm holding the shit open. 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:57.399 Now it's just opened by the selfwitch, and it got 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.040 fucking stuck. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:02:59.919 Your mouth got stuck open. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.400 It took I just want to say, three minutes is 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.280 a very long time when you can't mouth breathe. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.360 It wouldn't close. Bro was so fucking bad. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.280 And at first I think he was laughing because he 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.920 didn't realize what was really happening. I'm just sitting there 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:20.000 with to open and I'm drooling. He's like okay, and 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:21.680 then he's like no, no, no, suck it, and I'm like, 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:22.239 oh yeah. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.480 I ran to the bathroom. Bro. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.440 I start googling like how to and basically like you 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.280 have to actually meditate and like get your fucking brain relax. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:34.720 Your brain will talk to your mouth to close. Dude, 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:35.960 it was fucking now. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:37.920 When I had Lockjawn, it ain't work like that. I 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:40.680 literally had to well, my dorgs was tight. Mine was tight, 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:44.840 so I had to like stack popsicle sticks and physically 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:45.600 stretch my mouth. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.400 So how are you breathing and eating? I mean through 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:49.840 a straw. 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.200 I was drinking, but my mouth like, but it came 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.000 after adent disappointment and I was like, bit y'all fucked 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:57.600 up something in my mouth. But they gave me popsicle 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.400 sticks and I had to like literally, while I was 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:03.720 watching TV, put one popsicle in putting. I was stacking 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.720 popsicle stix to pry my mouth open, and I was 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:10.280 like talking, I mean, you don't need to open your 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.960 mouth that white Oh right, right, you know what I mean, Like, bitch, 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:15.040 I'm not walking around. I put your dick in my mouth. Bro, 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:16.479 my mouth wouldn't open. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.320 Mind you. So that whole scenario happens, right. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:25.880 So then we trying to have another little bit of 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:29.640 a sexy moment and I'm on the edge of the 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.080 bed getting fucked and we're having like such good, deep 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.800 intimate sex too, which made it even worse. So I'm 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:36.040 like half on the edge of the bed and we're 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.040 in the new house and I'm kind of like straining back, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.839 you know, and he's like, I'm looking at the mountains, baby, 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.200 this is so beautiful. You're so beautiful. Da da da, 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:44.960 And he's talking to me and shit. But right when 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:49.720 he's doing this, I realized, like damn, bruh, I was 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:51.760 a little uncomfortable, you know what I'm saying, because I'm 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.120 in this position yet. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.040 Now I'm like hold on, so mind you. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:57.839 He's like grabbed me, hold on to me because he 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:59.080 was trying to keep me on the bed, but I 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:00.840 needed to hold onto my like you know when you. 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.400 Do a crunk and you got to make. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.000 Sure you secure the back of the head so that 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:08.120 your shit don't get stuck. Okay, And then he started 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.600 getting soft and he was like, I can tell you're uncomfortable, 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:11.280 and I was like. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:15.839 Please stop acting like I'm no problem. You know what's crazy? 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:17.080 My body. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:20.560 I don't feel it when I'll get it when, bitch, 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:21.360 I am thirty. 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:24.880 Five, I don't feel anything until after. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.599 So like, dear a sex bitch, I'm just wanting you 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:31.640 to enter all of my orifices. I want you to 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.400 just move me whichever way you think my body could go. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:40.800 I let them just do whatever. But after and a 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:44.880 couple of days after, bitch, I'm in pain, So they 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:49.080 don't know I'm in pain until I got the no. Yeah, 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.400 I think I think my adrenaline really gets me through 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.320 sex right now, like my body does things that it 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.680 doesn't on its own, Like they need to like move 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:00.679 my legs all the way back and do all the things. 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:03.560 But bitch, after bitch, I have to watch my shows 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.839 on a yoga mat. Oh my god, it's terrible. It's 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.640 terrible decisions. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.000 Then let me tell you how I faked my first 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.039 orgasm with my boyfriend. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:18.159 All because this is the clip. This is the clip. No, 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:22.080 you faking an orgasm with your nigga? That means you bruh. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.520 It's it was not because anything he was doing wrong. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:27.440 It's because I was on top and I needed to stop. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.360 I was on top and it was like backwards too, 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:35.920 but tie And you know what makes it worse than 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.919 a nigga be like, yeah, keep sucking me, keep sucking me, 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.719 keep throwing it as nigga. No, I can't keep going. 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:42.680 So I was like, oh my god, how can I 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.480 make this stop? But I'm thinking of a failure. I'm like, 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:50.039 I get it orgasm, so here it go me. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:51.640 Oh my god, it's sto good on the cone. 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:54.920 Oh my god. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.200 It was so good that I had to. And you 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.120 know what's crazy, I recently didn't even notice. He just 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.040 started telling me around, Yeah, you can't take the road, dick. 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.000 I was like, no, camp, you know what's crazy? 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:04.840 I am. This is gonna make. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.039 People be like, who the fuck was the fucker? So 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.520 I just got on top recently, and you know, I 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:10.600 don't get on top on the couch. 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:16.120 He said, no, Oh, this was like in the bed. 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.760 So I get on top of I ain't gonna hold you, 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:23.360 and I do it for like, bitch, not even not. 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.880 Even fifteen seconds. But all I know is that. 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:31.000 I just went like this, which I just fouled aside 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:35.120 and had it played dead. It was like, oh, fuck 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:39.680 me from the side, which I literally fell off that 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:42.840 dig a dick and just like play dead promise, you're 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:45.680 just like left my legs open for him to insert me. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.200 Well, bitch, I was not gonna be all top think 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:49.880 we gotta hide because they're gonna be like damn these 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:54.360 holes giving up. Bitch. I was like like I didn't. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:55.720 I didn't care what he was saying. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:08:00.480 I just like fell off the dick, like like literally 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:02.000 like fell off. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:06.080 The dick and was like, nigga, do some shit you 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:07.960 know what I didn't want you to do recently. And 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:09.400 I was like, is he fucking high? 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:13.360 First of all, I was bent over trying to be cute, 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.960 like in the mirror right He's like, damn, you look 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:17.000 so good, and I. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:18.560 Was like, oh do I? 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.240 And he was like stay right there, and I'm like 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:24.280 stay right here. So now I gotta stay holding. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:25.040 My leg I'm not gonna lie. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.480 This is given forty five dollars tier you were doing 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:28.880 a lot from holding. 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:32.200 The back of my fucking calves while standing up and 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:34.280 needed to balance myself while taking a dick. 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.320 Oh no, absolutely not. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.199 I never let me tell you when I swiped that 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.320 nigga right, never knew it was gonna turn into that 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:40.840 much work. 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:41.160 Yeah. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:44.600 Well, uh, I just had morning sex the other day 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.360 and got a cramp at my in my calf, so 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:50.199 I had to stop fucking fucking so he could run, 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.319 cause it was like a Charlie horse cramp like where 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.280 it was like you know what you get anywhere young, 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.520 you knew the ones here, Like I was like, oh, 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.800 I can't move my leg, can't move my leg, And 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.680 he literally had to massage the cramp out of my 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.400 calve in the morning. 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:06.280 But it was like it's morning. Maybe I need water. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.680 Maybe when I go through these ships, through these shit, 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:12.280 it's like little like I don't know, like uncomfortable moments. 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.000 My man keeps talking shit and keeps doing dirty talk 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.319 while he's getting fixed, and I think it's. 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.040 Not for me now because recently, or maybe it's to 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:20.800 keep his dick hard. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.280 I think it is. He's like, yeah, you think I'll 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:23.800 give a fuck while he's like fixing it. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:26.520 Oh, no, I will literally have a dick in my 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.079 mouth while you massage my calf muscle out of being. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.000 Yep, hurt. Now, how are you gonna suck a dick 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:32.000 and get your leg all the way up? 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:35.320 First off, his dick could be in my mouth and 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.000 he's reaching down to massage. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.160 Can you get your leg up there? High? 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.880 Because I get you know, listen, hear me out, Yeah, 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:43.920 show me, hear me out. Show me how nigga go 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:44.760 massage playing. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:50.400 I'm laying down like this, Oh my leg, his dick 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.240 is right here and he's bit down rubbing my calve. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.160 It can happen like a sixty nine. Hello. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.880 No, I better get with the goddamn anatomy and what's 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.040 available to us. 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:04.520 Oh, actually, you know what if you ain't you ready? 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.839 I'm five to one, all of my names are six 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:11.000 four plus. They're huge. Their arms can literally actep through 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:11.520 my whole. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:15.360 Body without moving. Oh that's convenient for you, Yeah it is, bitch. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:20.360 You just got a little taste of the horrible decisions Patreon. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:21.640 But why it's up there? 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:25.679 Tap in for the full, uncut and way nastier episodes 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:29.439 over on Patreon. Go to patreon dot com backslash horrible 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:33.480 Decisions and unlock all the messy, t wild stories and 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:38.720 bonus content you won't hear anywhere else. And now here's 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:40.280 You've got decisions. 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.040 If you would like to have us answer your questions. 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:46.520 If you have a terrible job, a terrible boyfriend, or 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:53.160 a terrible throatful guess what You've got decisions? What's up for? Say, asshole? 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.800 Don't know if you know, but you got decision. That's 0:10:56.800 --> 0:11:01.800 not the one select. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.160 There was a clip a few weeks ago and you 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:07.520 said I'm ready to nigga bull. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:12.200 I said, okay them, I'm not gonna hold you. I 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:15.120 said it in the group chat. Eden counts your fucking 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:18.920 days the way that he hops in our group chat 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:24.559 to pick out the fucking worst clips possible. I literally said, Eden, 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.280 you're gonna make people not want to fuck me at all. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:30.520 You know what, let's yes edn be like, Hey, ladies, wheasey. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:32.320 Do you remember when you said he faked an orgasm? 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:34.800 Can I make that a clip? I said, Mandy, when you. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:36.760 Said you fuck blah blah blah blah blah, and they 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:38.280 were face chiming and checking off. 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:40.640 What do you think of that? Bruh? 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.520 Then he said, can I can I tell them how 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:44.280 you got off the dick? 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.080 In fifteen seconds? I said, you want that to be 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:47.800 the clip? After? 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:50.400 I said I need my pussy destroyed and hurting so 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:51.199 that I don't fucking know. 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.000 The nigga right after them like, no one's gonna wanna 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:56.679 fuck me? Bro, what are you doing? I'm gonna be 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.120 roal with you. This is not in our best interest 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:02.360 this show. It's not you know, no, no, bro, hold on. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:05.720 When I shared my story, you said, we'll never end 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.480 this show as long as you want your pussy beat 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:09.080 to smithereens No. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:12.559 Really, that's how I felt, but was even crazier y'all. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:15.000 I'll say, once a quarter, me and my nigga gotta 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.079 have a conversation about something I said on the show. 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.960 And he's like, oh, bitch, yeah, see here I go. 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.160 Once a quarter. I allow it. 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.600 Like we've had some wild ship you know what. It 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:29.960 just comes across insane. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:33.679 I don't even want to tell y'all wish it, but 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.920 there was a clear I'm not gonna lie. Uh. 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.520 You guys have a story coming for you on the 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:45.720 Patreon if you guys want to hear some. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:47.040 Wild fucking shit. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.600 All I need you to do is not only head 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.520 on over to Patreon and patreon dot com back slash 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:56.319 Horrible Decisions, but go ahead and google search Tokyo Valentino 0:12:58.480 --> 0:12:59.880 I on Patreon will. 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.920 Talk the text club whoa. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.079 I don't even want to call it that, but we'll 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:08.920 get into that on a Horrible Decisions episode. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:13.120 Oh my god. Oh yeah no. It was wild, my god, 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.400 it was wild like much. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:19.679 It allowed me to realize all the people that are like, 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:21.559 what are these amazing. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:22.040 Sex clubs you go to? 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.240 Because boy, and I was like, oh, bitch, I've been 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:26.120 spoiled in New York. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.120 But I'll let y'all know about that over on the Patreon. 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:33.560 It's so crazy that how like how the rest of 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:37.160 sex clubs can yeah, I know, you know. I was 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.200 crazy for random sex club in the city ones just 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.360 for fine, just a Google, which is a just a 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.680 quick reddit or a quick Google. And I was like, 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:47.680 if I look like I was paid to be here, 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:48.560 I have to leave. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:55.720 We'll get it when I say, bitch ah, y'all got 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.160 to hear about it. Y'all gotta hear about it. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:13:59.680 Some of y'all may be interested. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.680 I feel like men might be interested in this place, 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:04.679 but we'll talk about it over on the Patreon if 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:08.120 you want. If you want to send over a dilemma, 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:11.160 a problem you're having. If you want us to tell 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.520 you you ain't shit or he ain't shit, go ahead 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:18.199 and write us at decisions pod at gmail dot com. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:22.720 Yeah, you're a Patreon We leading with you. Yeah, and 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:23.920 she never being shit. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:31.240 But go ahead, let's get into this. The title of 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.840 this episode, what did he say? 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:36.240 We'll get into it. 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.240 First of all, let me say love you bitches down. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:42.080 I started listening to you beautiful ladies when see the 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.680 God had y'all on Breakfast Club promoting your book. I 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.880 started listening on Amazon, max out my episodes there and 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.560 started looking for more. I bought the book and now 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.960 I'm on Patreon going through older episodes. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:54.960 Oh, I love getting addiction. 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.080 By the way, she shouted out my body bodying over 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:02.000 on the gram, she said, Okay, okay, the situation I 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:05.360 needed by so on, here we go. I'm a thirty 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.160 eight year old woman and there was this man I 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.840 would always see that we always locked eyes and smiled 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:16.400 at when I would be picking up my routes at work. Okay, 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:20.520 I delivered for ups, and he is a driver as well. 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:26.000 I never saw anything of it, just casual flirting. By 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.440 the time I saw him for the fourth time, it 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.480 was clear he wanted to talk to me, and I 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.720 just couldn't understand why he didn't have the balls to 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.720 do so. Me being the forward bitch that I am, 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.440 I said fuck it because we had time to kill 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.440 one day while loading our trucks and I shot my shot. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.720 He just started staring at me and smiling like a goofy. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:50.240 So I'm like, whoops, totally read that wrong. Oh no, 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:53.120 next thing I know, this nigga pulls out a translator 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.360 for me to talk into. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.800 I said, like, what the nigga don't even speak English? 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.640 Boom Okay. 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:04.320 He is African and newly off the boat. That sounds bad, 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:08.960 but whatever. He is twenty nine with no kids and 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:11.520 legit only been here a little over a year. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:15.520 The English that he knows is very, very bad. I 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:18.840 wonder what he speaks however, Oh, we're getting to that. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:22.600 However, I gave him my number anyway because it's easier 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:28.120 for him to translate via text. Fast forward. This nigga 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:32.280 is dicking me the fuck down. It's good and the 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:36.240 stamina is unmatched. But I don't understand shit. This nigga 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:36.800 be talking. 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:40.400 About Oh Lork cooks for me like full meals. 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:43.880 I've met his friends and they don't speak English, so 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.640 I just be there trying to translate when it's just 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.760 us around each other. We are using the hell out 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.320 of Google Translate, and I'm starting to feel dumb. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.840 He said he is looking for more, and then I. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:58.640 Give him the impression this is just sex, but he 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.640 wants wife and kids. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:05.040 First of all, I'm old, by the way, she says. 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:08.280 First of all, I'm old Kouchi, and I'm about to 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:11.000 be closed for babies. She did say at the top 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:16.000 of this letter, she's thirty eight girl. However, he has 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:19.280 invited me back home to South Africa and even to 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.199 New York, where his family made it to live. I 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:25.879 can't help but think how embarrassed would my grown ass 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:29.399 be telling his mom I'm his girlfriend and don't speak 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:32.360 a lick of French and almost ten years older than 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:36.960 her son. Is this tacky? Should I leave it at 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:41.640 sex or should I get the fuck out of there? 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:45.359 Knowing we aren't compatible and he wants more baby. The 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:49.200 only thing that translates she said, baby. The only thing 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:53.359 that translates correctly to me is them moans. He is 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:56.320 an absolute sweetheart and it's not like I wouldn't be 0:17:56.359 --> 0:18:00.600 in a relationship, but fucking really, too many are stacked 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:01.080 against me. 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:01.800 Anyways. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:03.800 I love y'all regardless off y'all go in on me. 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.520 Just really wanted to get this out to someone that 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:10.640 they too judge you, because my girlfriends definitely don't know. 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:12.600 I don't know why we would go in on her 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:15.879 for what I mean, first of all, wheezy, you'd be 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:20.040 going in on the girls. I don't know. I ain't 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:20.640 gonna hold you. 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:24.919 Giving somebody the pussy that you can't even talk to 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:26.320 is a little crazy. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:30.159 Like you literally say, I am so all for that. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:33.720 Well, yeah, you like accents and other language niggas, I 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:35.520 don't so to me, if I. 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:38.080 Can't understand you, I gotta be like, huh, I think 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:40.920 it's hot. Okay. So here's another reason that I kind 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:44.879 of like what she's doing. Okay, cause to me, he. 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:49.679 Making a lot of sensing for me because she is 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:52.680 having a thrill at the fact that like and also 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:54.399 keep in mind the fact that y'all don't speak the 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:54.919 same language. 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:57.480 Is probably why y'all are having great sex too, because 0:18:57.920 --> 0:18:59.680 you don't know all these niggas, this nigga's thoughts. 0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:02.280