1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to another episode of Horrid Blood just as 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: ylons its bonus. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 2: Bitch, I feel so professional with a laptop. 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this looks crazy. It's like I never see 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: you look professional. 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 3: Hello, I guess you did on our church episode that 7 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 3: y'all will here assume. 8 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, that looks churchy, not professional. But also me saying 9 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,799 Speaker 1: you look professional while also I'm looking at your titties. 10 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 2: You're offering under boob kochie lips you are giving you 11 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 2: see my lips. 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 1: No, but when you bent over on an episode, I said, bitch, 13 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: I saw a coochie lip. Oh yeah yeah, and now 14 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 1: you got the I gonna hold you. I feel like 15 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to watch for a nip slip. 16 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 2: Your tits are oh, let me try. They are out there? 17 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 2: You go, okay, okay, we go, there we go. Bitch, 18 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 2: don a little naked wardrobe. I don't know if y'all 19 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 2: be going on there. They got their little twenty five 20 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 2: dollars Tuesday. No, this is you know, this is an 21 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 2: audio thing. 22 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 1: Okay, she just wants Okay, yeah, y'all she's saying, and 23 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: she said she is skinny, bitch because she glued. 24 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 3: That's why. Yeah, I fit this dressed a few weeks ago. 25 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 3: Well now you're now you're fitting it. Yeah, as you 26 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 3: guys know, last week, my stomach was all fucked up. 27 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 3: And it's ironic because I wrote this outline before all 28 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 3: that happened. But I was like, oh, I want to 29 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 3: talk my ketchup about body changes. 30 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 2: Bitch, Okay, we can do that because. 31 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 3: I almost feel like I'm not as attractive because I 32 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 3: have so many little hiccups along the way to sex. 33 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 2: Now like hiccups along the way to sex. 34 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 3: Just I feel like I can't be sexy the whole 35 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 3: way through. So you know, we do our monthly date night, 36 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 3: so I'm just like, oh, I'm gonna make mine like 37 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 3: super nasty and sexy. So we're talking crazy to each 38 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 3: other and he was like, yeah, I get on your 39 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 3: fucking knees and like let me fuck your face. 40 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, hey, hold on, I had 41 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 2: to get a pillow. Here you go. You just wanted 42 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 2: to say pill to. 43 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 3: Make sure I could put my knees on that motherfucker. 44 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 3: And then why because she's gonna start hurting. 45 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 2: Not you're gonna be down there at the moment on my. 46 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: Knees hurt Okay, so you're mad that you thought about 47 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: your knees hurting before you It's just a few other things. 48 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm listening. 49 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 3: So then he's like, no, no, get your ass over here, 50 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 3: and I'm like, baby, but I need the cushion. He's like, okay, 51 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 3: and I could see the dick getting soft a little 52 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 3: bit while I go get the cushion. Okay, now where 53 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 3: I am the dick sucking champion. I've been getting a 54 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 3: little bit of lockdown lately. 55 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: Not you're getting worse this age, but your whole body 56 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: falling apart, bitch girl, first of your allergies. 57 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,119 Speaker 2: You now you can't even say you getting locked it away? Dick? 58 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: Are you getting lockedjob because you remove the braces? Do 59 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: you think that has something to do with it? 60 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 2: I guess I'm like relearning how to use my mouth. 61 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 3: But basically what happens was I'm holding over my mouth 62 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,559 Speaker 3: for my mouth to get fucked. 63 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 2: Like while I'm holding the shit open. 64 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,399 Speaker 3: Now it's just opened by the selfwitch, and it got 65 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 3: fucking stuck. 66 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 2: Your mouth got stuck open. 67 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 3: It took I just want to say, three minutes is 68 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 3: a very long time when you can't mouth breathe. 69 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 2: It wouldn't close. Bro was so fucking bad. 70 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 3: And at first I think he was laughing because he 71 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,920 Speaker 3: didn't realize what was really happening. I'm just sitting there 72 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 3: with to open and I'm drooling. He's like okay, and 73 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 3: then he's like no, no, no, suck it, and I'm like, 74 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,239 Speaker 3: oh yeah. 75 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 2: I ran to the bathroom. Bro. 76 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 3: I start googling like how to and basically like you 77 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 3: have to actually meditate and like get your fucking brain relax. 78 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 3: Your brain will talk to your mouth to close. Dude, 79 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 3: it was fucking now. 80 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: When I had Lockjawn, it ain't work like that. I 81 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: literally had to well, my dorgs was tight. Mine was tight, 82 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: so I had to like stack popsicle sticks and physically 83 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: stretch my mouth. 84 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 2: So how are you breathing and eating? I mean through 85 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 2: a straw. 86 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: I was drinking, but my mouth like, but it came 87 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: after adent disappointment and I was like, bit y'all fucked 88 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: up something in my mouth. But they gave me popsicle 89 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: sticks and I had to like literally, while I was 90 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: watching TV, put one popsicle in putting. I was stacking 91 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: popsicle stix to pry my mouth open, and I was 92 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: like talking, I mean, you don't need to open your 93 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: mouth that white Oh right, right, you know what I mean, Like, bitch, 94 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: I'm not walking around. I put your dick in my mouth. Bro, 95 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 1: my mouth wouldn't open. 96 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 2: Mind you. So that whole scenario happens, right. 97 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 3: So then we trying to have another little bit of 98 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 3: a sexy moment and I'm on the edge of the 99 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 3: bed getting fucked and we're having like such good, deep 100 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 3: intimate sex too, which made it even worse. So I'm 101 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 3: like half on the edge of the bed and we're 102 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 3: in the new house and I'm kind of like straining back, 103 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 3: you know, and he's like, I'm looking at the mountains, baby, 104 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 3: this is so beautiful. You're so beautiful. Da da da, 105 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 3: And he's talking to me and shit. But right when 106 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,720 Speaker 3: he's doing this, I realized, like damn, bruh, I was 107 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 3: a little uncomfortable, you know what I'm saying, because I'm 108 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 3: in this position yet. 109 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 2: Now I'm like hold on, so mind you. 110 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 3: He's like grabbed me, hold on to me because he 111 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 3: was trying to keep me on the bed, but I 112 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,840 Speaker 3: needed to hold onto my like you know when you. 113 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 2: Do a crunk and you got to make. 114 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 3: Sure you secure the back of the head so that 115 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 3: your shit don't get stuck. Okay, And then he started 116 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 3: getting soft and he was like, I can tell you're uncomfortable, 117 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 3: and I was like. 118 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 2: Please stop acting like I'm no problem. You know what's crazy? 119 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 2: My body. 120 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: I don't feel it when I'll get it when, bitch, 121 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: I am thirty. 122 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 2: Five, I don't feel anything until after. 123 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 1: So like, dear a sex bitch, I'm just wanting you 124 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: to enter all of my orifices. I want you to 125 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: just move me whichever way you think my body could go. 126 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: I let them just do whatever. But after and a 127 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 1: couple of days after, bitch, I'm in pain, So they 128 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: don't know I'm in pain until I got the no. Yeah, 129 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 1: I think I think my adrenaline really gets me through 130 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 1: sex right now, like my body does things that it 131 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: doesn't on its own, Like they need to like move 132 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,679 Speaker 1: my legs all the way back and do all the things. 133 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 2: But bitch, after bitch, I have to watch my shows 134 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 2: on a yoga mat. Oh my god, it's terrible. It's 135 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 2: terrible decisions. 136 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 3: Then let me tell you how I faked my first 137 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 3: orgasm with my boyfriend. 138 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 2: All because this is the clip. This is the clip. No, 139 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 2: you faking an orgasm with your nigga? That means you bruh. 140 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 3: It's it was not because anything he was doing wrong. 141 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 3: It's because I was on top and I needed to stop. 142 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 3: I was on top and it was like backwards too, 143 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 3: but tie And you know what makes it worse than 144 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,919 Speaker 3: a nigga be like, yeah, keep sucking me, keep sucking me, 145 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 3: keep throwing it as nigga. No, I can't keep going. 146 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 3: So I was like, oh my god, how can I 147 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 3: make this stop? But I'm thinking of a failure. I'm like, 148 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:50,039 Speaker 3: I get it orgasm, so here it go me. Oh yeah, yeah, 149 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's sto good on the cone. 150 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 151 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 3: It was so good that I had to. And you 152 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 3: know what's crazy, I recently didn't even notice. He just 153 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 3: started telling me around, Yeah, you can't take the road, dick. 154 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 3: I was like, no, camp, you know what's crazy? 155 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,840 Speaker 2: I am. This is gonna make. 156 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,039 Speaker 1: People be like, who the fuck was the fucker? So 157 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: I just got on top recently, and you know, I 158 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: don't get on top on the couch. 159 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 2: He said, no, Oh, this was like in the bed. 160 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 1: So I get on top of I ain't gonna hold you, 161 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: and I do it for like, bitch, not even not. 162 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 2: Even fifteen seconds. But all I know is that. 163 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: I just went like this, which I just fouled aside 164 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 1: and had it played dead. It was like, oh, fuck 165 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: me from the side, which I literally fell off that 166 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: dig a dick and just like play dead promise, you're 167 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: just like left my legs open for him to insert me. 168 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 2: Well, bitch, I was not gonna be all top think 169 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 2: we gotta hide because they're gonna be like damn these 170 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 2: holes giving up. Bitch. I was like like I didn't. 171 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 2: I didn't care what he was saying. 172 00:07:55,720 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: I just like fell off the dick, like like literally 173 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 1: like fell off. 174 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 2: The dick and was like, nigga, do some shit you 175 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 2: know what I didn't want you to do recently. And 176 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 2: I was like, is he fucking high? 177 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 3: First of all, I was bent over trying to be cute, 178 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 3: like in the mirror right He's like, damn, you look 179 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 3: so good, and I. 180 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 2: Was like, oh do I? 181 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 3: And he was like stay right there, and I'm like 182 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 3: stay right here. So now I gotta stay holding. 183 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 2: My leg I'm not gonna lie. 184 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: This is given forty five dollars tier you were doing 185 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 1: a lot from holding. 186 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 3: The back of my fucking calves while standing up and 187 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 3: needed to balance myself while taking a dick. 188 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 2: Oh no, absolutely not. 189 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,199 Speaker 3: I never let me tell you when I swiped that 190 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,320 Speaker 3: nigga right, never knew it was gonna turn into that 191 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:40,840 Speaker 3: much work. 192 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:41,160 Speaker 2: Yeah. 193 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: Well, uh, I just had morning sex the other day 194 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: and got a cramp at my in my calf, so 195 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,199 Speaker 1: I had to stop fucking fucking so he could run, 196 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,319 Speaker 1: cause it was like a Charlie horse cramp like where 197 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: it was like you know what you get anywhere young, 198 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: you knew the ones here, Like I was like, oh, 199 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: I can't move my leg, can't move my leg, And 200 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 1: he literally had to massage the cramp out of my 201 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: calve in the morning. 202 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 2: But it was like it's morning. Maybe I need water. 203 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 3: Maybe when I go through these ships, through these shit, 204 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 3: it's like little like I don't know, like uncomfortable moments. 205 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 3: My man keeps talking shit and keeps doing dirty talk 206 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,319 Speaker 3: while he's getting fixed, and I think it's. 207 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 1: Not for me now because recently, or maybe it's to 208 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 1: keep his dick hard. 209 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 2: I think it is. He's like, yeah, you think I'll 210 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 2: give a fuck while he's like fixing it. 211 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 1: Oh, no, I will literally have a dick in my 212 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:29,079 Speaker 1: mouth while you massage my calf muscle out of being. 213 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,000 Speaker 2: Yep, hurt. Now, how are you gonna suck a dick 214 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 2: and get your leg all the way up? 215 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,320 Speaker 1: First off, his dick could be in my mouth and 216 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 1: he's reaching down to massage. 217 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 2: Can you get your leg up there? High? 218 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 3: Because I get you know, listen, hear me out, Yeah, 219 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 3: show me, hear me out. Show me how nigga go 220 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 3: massage playing. 221 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 1: I'm laying down like this, Oh my leg, his dick 222 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 1: is right here and he's bit down rubbing my calve. 223 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 2: It can happen like a sixty nine. Hello. 224 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: No, I better get with the goddamn anatomy and what's 225 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: available to us. 226 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 2: Oh, actually, you know what if you ain't you ready? 227 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,839 Speaker 2: I'm five to one, all of my names are six 228 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 2: four plus. They're huge. Their arms can literally actep through 229 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,520 Speaker 2: my whole. 230 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 1: Body without moving. Oh that's convenient for you, Yeah it is, bitch. 231 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: You just got a little taste of the horrible decisions Patreon. 232 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 2: But why it's up there? 233 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,679 Speaker 1: Tap in for the full, uncut and way nastier episodes 234 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,439 Speaker 1: over on Patreon. 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That's 242 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:01,800 Speaker 2: not the one select. 243 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,160 Speaker 3: There was a clip a few weeks ago and you 244 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 3: said I'm ready to nigga bull. 245 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:12,200 Speaker 1: I said, okay them, I'm not gonna hold you. I 246 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 1: said it in the group chat. Eden counts your fucking 247 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: days the way that he hops in our group chat 248 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:24,559 Speaker 1: to pick out the fucking worst clips possible. I literally said, Eden, 249 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,280 Speaker 1: you're gonna make people not want to fuck me at all. 250 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 1: You know what, let's yes edn be like, Hey, ladies, wheasey. 251 00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 1: Do you remember when you said he faked an orgasm? 252 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,800 Speaker 1: Can I make that a clip? I said, Mandy, when you. 253 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 3: Said you fuck blah blah blah blah blah, and they 254 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,280 Speaker 3: were face chiming and checking off. 255 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 2: What do you think of that? Bruh? 256 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,520 Speaker 1: Then he said, can I can I tell them how 257 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:44,280 Speaker 1: you got off the dick? 258 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:47,080 Speaker 2: In fifteen seconds? I said, you want that to be 259 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 2: the clip? After? 260 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,400 Speaker 1: I said I need my pussy destroyed and hurting so 261 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,199 Speaker 1: that I don't fucking know. 262 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,000 Speaker 2: The nigga right after them like, no one's gonna wanna 263 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,679 Speaker 2: fuck me? Bro, what are you doing? I'm gonna be 264 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 2: roal with you. This is not in our best interest 265 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,360 Speaker 2: this show. It's not you know, no, no, bro, hold on. 266 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 1: When I shared my story, you said, we'll never end 267 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: this show as long as you want your pussy beat 268 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,080 Speaker 1: to smithereens No. 269 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,559 Speaker 2: Really, that's how I felt, but was even crazier y'all. 270 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,000 Speaker 3: I'll say, once a quarter, me and my nigga gotta 271 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,079 Speaker 3: have a conversation about something I said on the show. 272 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,960 Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, bitch, yeah, see here I go. 273 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,160 Speaker 2: Once a quarter. I allow it. 274 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,600 Speaker 3: Like we've had some wild ship you know what. It 275 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,960 Speaker 3: just comes across insane. 276 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,679 Speaker 2: I don't even want to tell y'all wish it, but 277 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 2: there was a clear I'm not gonna lie. Uh. 278 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,520 Speaker 1: You guys have a story coming for you on the 279 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:45,720 Speaker 1: Patreon if you guys want to hear some. 280 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 2: Wild fucking shit. 281 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,600 Speaker 1: All I need you to do is not only head 282 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,520 Speaker 1: on over to Patreon and patreon dot com back slash 283 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,319 Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions, but go ahead and google search Tokyo Valentino 284 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: I on Patreon will. 285 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,920 Speaker 2: Talk the text club whoa. 286 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,079 Speaker 1: I don't even want to call it that, but we'll 287 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,920 Speaker 1: get into that on a Horrible Decisions episode. 288 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,120 Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh yeah no. It was wild, my god, 289 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 2: it was wild like much. 290 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 1: It allowed me to realize all the people that are like, 291 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 1: what are these amazing. 292 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 2: Sex clubs you go to? 293 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 1: Because boy, and I was like, oh, bitch, I've been 294 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: spoiled in New York. 295 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,120 Speaker 2: But I'll let y'all know about that over on the Patreon. 296 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 3: It's so crazy that how like how the rest of 297 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 3: sex clubs can yeah, I know, you know. I was 298 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,200 Speaker 3: crazy for random sex club in the city ones just 299 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 3: for fine, just a Google, which is a just a 300 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,680 Speaker 3: quick reddit or a quick Google. And I was like, 301 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,680 Speaker 3: if I look like I was paid to be here, 302 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,560 Speaker 3: I have to leave. 303 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 1: We'll get it when I say, bitch ah, y'all got 304 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 1: to hear about it. Y'all gotta hear about it. 305 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,680 Speaker 2: Some of y'all may be interested. 306 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,680 Speaker 1: I feel like men might be interested in this place, 307 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 1: but we'll talk about it over on the Patreon if 308 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,120 Speaker 1: you want. If you want to send over a dilemma, 309 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,160 Speaker 1: a problem you're having. If you want us to tell 310 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 1: you you ain't shit or he ain't shit, go ahead 311 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:18,199 Speaker 1: and write us at decisions pod at gmail dot com. 312 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a Patreon We leading with you. Yeah, and 313 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 2: she never being shit. 314 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: But go ahead, let's get into this. The title of 315 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,840 Speaker 1: this episode, what did he say? 316 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 2: We'll get into it. 317 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 1: First of all, let me say love you bitches down. 318 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 1: I started listening to you beautiful ladies when see the 319 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: God had y'all on Breakfast Club promoting your book. I 320 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,880 Speaker 1: started listening on Amazon, max out my episodes there and 321 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 1: started looking for more. I bought the book and now 322 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 1: I'm on Patreon going through older episodes. 323 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,960 Speaker 2: Oh, I love getting addiction. 324 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: By the way, she shouted out my body bodying over 325 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 1: on the gram, she said, Okay, okay, the situation I 326 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,360 Speaker 1: needed by so on, here we go. I'm a thirty 327 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: eight year old woman and there was this man I 328 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 1: would always see that we always locked eyes and smiled 329 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 1: at when I would be picking up my routes at work. Okay, 330 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: I delivered for ups, and he is a driver as well. 331 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: I never saw anything of it, just casual flirting. By 332 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: the time I saw him for the fourth time, it 333 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 1: was clear he wanted to talk to me, and I 334 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,720 Speaker 1: just couldn't understand why he didn't have the balls to 335 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: do so. Me being the forward bitch that I am, 336 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: I said fuck it because we had time to kill 337 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 1: one day while loading our trucks and I shot my shot. 338 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 1: He just started staring at me and smiling like a goofy. 339 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 1: So I'm like, whoops, totally read that wrong. Oh no, 340 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 1: next thing I know, this nigga pulls out a translator 341 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: for me to talk into. 342 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,800 Speaker 2: I said, like, what the nigga don't even speak English? 343 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 2: Boom Okay. 344 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,320 Speaker 1: He is African and newly off the boat. That sounds bad, 345 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: but whatever. He is twenty nine with no kids and 346 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 1: legit only been here a little over a year. 347 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 2: The English that he knows is very, very bad. I 348 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 2: wonder what he speaks however, Oh, we're getting to that. 349 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: However, I gave him my number anyway because it's easier 350 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 1: for him to translate via text. Fast forward. This nigga 351 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,280 Speaker 1: is dicking me the fuck down. It's good and the 352 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 1: stamina is unmatched. But I don't understand shit. This nigga 353 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 1: be talking. 354 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 2: About Oh Lork cooks for me like full meals. 355 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: I've met his friends and they don't speak English, so 356 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 1: I just be there trying to translate when it's just 357 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,760 Speaker 1: us around each other. We are using the hell out 358 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,320 Speaker 1: of Google Translate, and I'm starting to feel dumb. 359 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 2: He said he is looking for more, and then I. 360 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,640 Speaker 1: Give him the impression this is just sex, but he 361 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 1: wants wife and kids. 362 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 2: First of all, I'm old, by the way, she says. 363 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,280 Speaker 1: First of all, I'm old Kouchi, and I'm about to 364 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,000 Speaker 1: be closed for babies. She did say at the top 365 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Speaker 1: of this letter, she's thirty eight girl. However, he has 366 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,280 Speaker 1: invited me back home to South Africa and even to 367 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:22,199 Speaker 1: New York, where his family made it to live. I 368 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,879 Speaker 1: can't help but think how embarrassed would my grown ass 369 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,399 Speaker 1: be telling his mom I'm his girlfriend and don't speak 370 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,360 Speaker 1: a lick of French and almost ten years older than 371 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: her son. Is this tacky? Should I leave it at 372 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,640 Speaker 1: sex or should I get the fuck out of there? 373 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,359 Speaker 1: Knowing we aren't compatible and he wants more baby. The 374 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: only thing that translates she said, baby. The only thing 375 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,359 Speaker 1: that translates correctly to me is them moans. He is 376 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 1: an absolute sweetheart and it's not like I wouldn't be 377 00:17:56,359 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 1: in a relationship, but fucking really, too many are stacked 378 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 1: against me. 379 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:01,800 Speaker 2: Anyways. 380 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 1: I love y'all regardless off y'all go in on me. 381 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 1: Just really wanted to get this out to someone that 382 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:10,640 Speaker 1: they too judge you, because my girlfriends definitely don't know. 383 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 2: I don't know why we would go in on her 384 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,879 Speaker 2: for what I mean, first of all, wheezy, you'd be 385 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 2: going in on the girls. I don't know. I ain't 386 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:20,640 Speaker 2: gonna hold you. 387 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,919 Speaker 1: Giving somebody the pussy that you can't even talk to 388 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 1: is a little crazy. 389 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,159 Speaker 2: Like you literally say, I am so all for that. 390 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you like accents and other language niggas, I 391 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 1: don't so to me, if I. 392 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,080 Speaker 2: Can't understand you, I gotta be like, huh, I think 393 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,920 Speaker 2: it's hot. Okay. So here's another reason that I kind 394 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,879 Speaker 2: of like what she's doing. Okay, cause to me, he. 395 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,679 Speaker 3: Making a lot of sensing for me because she is 396 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 3: having a thrill at the fact that like and also 397 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,399 Speaker 3: keep in mind the fact that y'all don't speak the 398 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:54,919 Speaker 3: same language. 399 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,480 Speaker 2: Is probably why y'all are having great sex too, because 400 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,680 Speaker 2: you don't know all these niggas, this nigga's thoughts. 401 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 3: He don't have enough time to be able to say 402 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 3: something stupid. He gotta like, actually be premeditated when he. 403 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,120 Speaker 2: Hits you up. Yeah, you gotta text it. 404 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,159 Speaker 3: I mean, look, we get cozy when we're fucking. We 405 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,159 Speaker 3: get cozy, we get comfortable, We start to feel safer, 406 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:19,000 Speaker 3: you know, relationships like as if they come, if they don't. 407 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 3: Once you start fucking somebody you're comfortable with. 408 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,679 Speaker 2: What the fuck else can you do? 409 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:28,119 Speaker 1: Like I don't even like reading subtitles to movies that 410 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,400 Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't even watch I don't even 411 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 1: like watching dubbed films because what the fuck is this? 412 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 2: Like? I don't know if I to me. Here's the thing. 413 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,760 Speaker 1: We always talk about letting people have their own choices, 414 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,600 Speaker 1: right yeah, if we want, And now this is about 415 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 1: to be a toxic taken. I don't care if he 416 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: wan't wipe and kids, And you've let him know that 417 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 1: the Kuchie shop is closed so he can't get kids 418 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:02,040 Speaker 1: from you, and you like the sex, but you think 419 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 1: this is all too complicated to really get into a relationship. 420 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 2: With him, bitch, leave it up to him. 421 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,480 Speaker 1: He's bad for wasting his time when you can't give 422 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,360 Speaker 1: him what he wants. But I think in the meantime 423 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,679 Speaker 1: you could have fun. But I do think you need 424 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: to make it clear with Google Translate that you can't 425 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 1: give him a marriage or a baby. And if he 426 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:26,120 Speaker 1: decides to stay, the same way when bitches decide to stay, 427 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,040 Speaker 1: when the niggas say I'm not looking for nothing serious 428 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 1: and they just hope it changes, Hey, let him stay 429 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 1: around so it doesn't work anymore for him. 430 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 3: Okay, there is another thing I would say as well, 431 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:41,119 Speaker 3: as long as you've been clear that you're uninterested like 432 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,280 Speaker 3: dating people that want children and even letting them think 433 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,359 Speaker 3: for a second you're gonna change your mind is kind. 434 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 2: Of fucked up. Yeah, I don't do that. 435 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: I let niggas know I'll kill they babies, So you 436 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 1: gotta be say that in Google Translate. Okay, sop state 437 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:02,359 Speaker 1: lines to suck it out or also, I'm I'm old 438 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,640 Speaker 1: it's baby powder in this uterusm I don't know if 439 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,560 Speaker 1: I could even have babies right now, like, and maybe 440 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:14,359 Speaker 1: that's even too American to say. You gotta hey, Hey, 441 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,120 Speaker 1: the put is closed. No baby, come out between my legs? 442 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:28,119 Speaker 2: Oh how are Amanda? What I would say? I agree? 443 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,160 Speaker 2: I think that's admirable. 444 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 3: Like, I think it's kind of like dating somebody that 445 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,080 Speaker 3: doesn't want a relationship and you're like, well, you know, 446 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 3: we'll see where it goes. 447 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,880 Speaker 2: That's fucked up. 448 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,400 Speaker 3: But if you flat out, because I mean, I'm only 449 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,200 Speaker 3: guessing from your message, you said this probably shot probably 450 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,960 Speaker 3: gonna close soon, I'm not saying well, also, you don't 451 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,920 Speaker 3: want to have a kid nobody that you can't really like. 452 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:51,280 Speaker 1: You can't even communicate, I know, without Google transport. Now, 453 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,919 Speaker 1: to me, if you do like this man, this is 454 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 1: not an ad bit, you better hop your ass on 455 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 1: Rosetta Stone Like you might need to take the step 456 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 1: to learn his language a little better, and you may 457 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 1: need to instead of. 458 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,120 Speaker 2: Just fucking the whole time you're together. 459 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,159 Speaker 1: Maybe teach that nigga some English when he's cooking your meals. 460 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: Make sure he's saying chicken and rice, like, teach him 461 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 1: the American words for even the foods and shit like, 462 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: teach them something. 463 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,919 Speaker 3: Now do you think it sounds like to me? You 464 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 3: need to get out there and start fucking with other niggas. 465 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 3: And here's why I say that. 466 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:35,600 Speaker 2: Oh God, but you real comfortable right now, and next thing, 467 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,080 Speaker 2: you know, that dick gonna feel so. 468 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 3: Good, and then you're gonna be like, oh yeah, come 469 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,080 Speaker 3: make me daddy, and he gonna understand that he can understand. 470 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: More diabolical And if he's not looking at aig of raw, 471 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,239 Speaker 1: you can't speak to bro. 472 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 2: Now that I don't agree with. 473 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 3: What my chart in lace can be a translated you 474 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,040 Speaker 3: want a dick, you get their dick. But what what 475 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 3: I'm saying to you is, I do think if you 476 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,920 Speaker 3: got yourself to a position where you were stuck, you 477 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,440 Speaker 3: would feel even worse, you. 478 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:06,920 Speaker 2: Know what I mean. 479 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,600 Speaker 3: So now I do want to for a fact you 480 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,159 Speaker 3: don't want no damn baby, And I don't know if 481 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 3: he knows for a fact. 482 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I do want to take the second part of 483 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,760 Speaker 1: this letter that I found interesting. Okay, Now, I've caught 484 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 1: myself being in the dilemma of right, especially when I 485 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 1: was dating actor back so and other guys. 486 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 2: I've literally not dated certain guys because of this. 487 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,720 Speaker 1: I found it interesting that her thought process also went to, 488 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,920 Speaker 1: what is his mother gonna think of me? I'm ten 489 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,520 Speaker 1: years older than him, can't speak their language, like is 490 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,919 Speaker 1: she gonna judge me? And I've felt that way with 491 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: certain people as well, Like I wonder. 492 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 3: Because I was ten years older than Actorbak, but you 493 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 3: you know that his mother judgement if you don't want. 494 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,360 Speaker 1: To tell me his family was the sweetest. His family 495 00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,199 Speaker 1: was great and love you for their son. But in 496 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 1: terms of like maybe a super religious man, I would 497 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,800 Speaker 1: be nervous going to a nigga family who go to 498 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,680 Speaker 1: church every Sunday and go Bible study and live by 499 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,240 Speaker 1: the Bible, because that's me. 500 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,800 Speaker 2: I actually wouldn't mind that. 501 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,920 Speaker 3: Like my boyfriend's parents are really religious when we pray 502 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 3: before meals and him and I don't do any of 503 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,880 Speaker 3: that stuff. But what I would say is I don't 504 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 3: feel crazy about it because he's. 505 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,359 Speaker 2: Not that person. 506 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,520 Speaker 3: So I feel like, but the problem is you're dating 507 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,760 Speaker 3: a man that wants things you don't want, and I 508 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,960 Speaker 3: am someone that is. 509 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,320 Speaker 2: Very I will fight this to the death. 510 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,439 Speaker 3: I do not think people that have different family plans 511 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,960 Speaker 3: and ideals should be dating each other. 512 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,200 Speaker 2: Shut up, I'm gonna date who the fuck I want 513 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 2: to date. Damn. I mean, like a lot of these 514 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,399 Speaker 2: niggas won't kid, and it won't be for me. But 515 00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:00,400 Speaker 2: you also have said you're not looking for lifetime. First all, 516 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 2: stop it why. 517 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,520 Speaker 1: I will be with whoever, however forever long meats whether 518 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,919 Speaker 1: it's lifetime, I'll be. 519 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,520 Speaker 2: You've been with niggas for a long time. 520 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,840 Speaker 3: You basically had a boyfriend and told us on the show, yeah, 521 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 3: till the wheels fall off. 522 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 2: That's pretty much I said it. 523 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 1: Sorry that I'm logical you would say things like I'm 524 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 1: having a good time right now? 525 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,679 Speaker 2: What is everydings problem? 526 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,360 Speaker 1: We were like, this is how I'm going to explain 527 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 1: every relationship I get in until this podcast ends. I 528 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: told y'all, I'm looking for a healthy, fun relationship that 529 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 1: I can create good memories. 530 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,120 Speaker 2: That's it. Wait now, I remember when you said That's 531 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 2: when I was like, create memory, any memories in a 532 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,480 Speaker 2: healthy fun environment. Chall leave in a nigga. He said 533 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,520 Speaker 2: that shit to me. I just want to create some memory. 534 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,240 Speaker 2: Fuck you nigga? What bro? That's you don't want to 535 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,679 Speaker 2: create memories with your nigga? That's all you want to do? 536 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 2: What else is there to do? Wipe me up? I'll 537 00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 2: take a ring, kind of I'll take a nice ring. Men, DC, 538 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,760 Speaker 2: you already had a man drop down on his knees. 539 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,720 Speaker 2: Y'all gotta check the Patreon to hear more about that. 540 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. 541 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,040 Speaker 1: I do feel like now I could be like I've 542 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,520 Speaker 1: been proposed to, so said, y'all, bitch, just want to 543 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:21,920 Speaker 1: talk shit? 544 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,400 Speaker 2: Have you been proposed to? Even though? 545 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 3: But you know, one of my homegirls got into it 546 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 3: with a dude she was dating and he said something 547 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,360 Speaker 3: like that, and I was like. 548 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,160 Speaker 2: Ooh, oh, it's the patriarchy, bitch. 549 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: They will make you feel like your value is nothing 550 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 1: if you ain't got a baby or a nigga ain't 551 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 1: even popped the question to you. 552 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 3: They were in an argument and he was like, you know, 553 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,120 Speaker 3: you're thirty nine years old and you've never even been married. 554 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,919 Speaker 2: So I was like, excuse me. She still gave him plissy. 555 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,040 Speaker 3: They were in a fight. I don't know what she did, 556 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,639 Speaker 3: but I just was like, you know what, the bitch is. 557 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,439 Speaker 3: Here's the other thing I would like to say. I 558 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,320 Speaker 3: think what men fail to realize a lot of times 559 00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,440 Speaker 3: that kind of is hurting women because we are explaining 560 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:05,159 Speaker 3: it enough. You don't need to prove your loyalty to 561 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,200 Speaker 3: a nigga if you want to leave a nigga because 562 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:07,720 Speaker 3: he ain't shit. 563 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,760 Speaker 2: That should be worn like a badge of honor. 564 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 3: And I was thinking about that a lot during Valentine's 565 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,280 Speaker 3: Day week, Like one of my friends was having a 566 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 3: hard time because she was recently single of Valentine's d 567 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,159 Speaker 3: and I was like, brot bit, he was cheating on 568 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,160 Speaker 3: you and begging for you back, and you left him because. 569 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,040 Speaker 1: A second, wait a second, what's the update before we 570 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,840 Speaker 1: get out of here? On the mama who was on 571 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,880 Speaker 1: the deathbed for Valentine's Day? 572 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,520 Speaker 2: Tell me does she sam? Does she not see? 573 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,040 Speaker 1: We need a quick update on this because it don't 574 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,840 Speaker 1: make sense to talk about Valentine's Day in March. 575 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:43,080 Speaker 2: We need the update all what happened here one moment? 576 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,600 Speaker 2: What happened? All right? 577 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:47,680 Speaker 3: I just texted her off and to read a bitch? 578 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 3: Okay My text February fourteenth, one thirty pm, Thinking about you, 579 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,719 Speaker 3: my girl. I hope you're doing well. You look so 580 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 3: beautiful on your stories. I hope you're spending your day 581 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 3: having fun in bed, rotting, eating, watching TV, having fun, whatever. 582 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 2: Call me if you want to talk. Okay, you can reflection, Okay, 583 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,520 Speaker 2: you can read it. That's good. Not after you don't 584 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,160 Speaker 2: write it, bitch. 585 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:19,719 Speaker 3: Hey dot dot dot, So I guess instead of telling 586 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,399 Speaker 3: you what I'm doing, I'll just send you this photo. 587 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,840 Speaker 3: The photo is her and his feet together in bed. 588 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,679 Speaker 3: I said, oh, Mom's alive. Question Mark, Hey, you're fatty, 589 00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:39,400 Speaker 3: she said. After he told me the lies which I 590 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,880 Speaker 3: feel that we're about his mom, he called me and 591 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,960 Speaker 3: did say that he had a lot of plans for 592 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 3: spending time with her, but he realizes this is important 593 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 3: to me and he decided to show up for me. 594 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Speaker 3: I'm really grateful, but at the same time, I'm not 595 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,760 Speaker 3: letting it go past me that he could have been 596 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,320 Speaker 3: lying about the mom. But if we think about it, weezy, 597 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 3: what if she really is sick and what it is 598 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 3: on life? Then I rode back, let's talk on February sixteenth. 599 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,840 Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you enjoy your weekends, sist. 600 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,200 Speaker 2: Here's the here's the thing. These niggas be play. I 601 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 2: actually do think his mom is sick. 602 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,120 Speaker 3: What I don't believe is that he needed to go 603 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,640 Speaker 3: see her February twelfth and said that on January thirty, he. 604 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 1: Uh, he changed that flight from Cabo and said, I'll 605 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: do that another time. 606 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, without you, I don't know. 607 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 3: I think and remember Mandy, she cut it, she brought it, 608 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,760 Speaker 3: she cut it off. So then he was like, all right, 609 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 3: I'm fanna, I guess, but do we know those were 610 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 3: really his feet? 611 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,800 Speaker 2: It could have been a side nigga. No, no, no, no, 612 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 2: it's him. It was his feet. 613 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,200 Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, because she know a lot of me about it, 614 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 3: like she's like, yo, I'm back with this nigga. But 615 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,440 Speaker 3: I think that at the end of the day, niggas 616 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,440 Speaker 3: do see whatever they feel like you will. I got 617 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,360 Speaker 3: a valid being that she is getting cash from the situation. 618 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,320 Speaker 3: You know, this is an athlete we're talking about here. 619 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 3: I think that's why she succumbed to the bullshit. 620 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 2: My friend did the same thing this weekend, so I 621 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 2: can't say shit that went literally called me an excitement. 622 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 1: She was coming home at eleven am in the morning 623 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 1: after we went out, and she was like, I said, damn, girl, 624 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,200 Speaker 1: well parties you hit up like la close early. 625 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 2: She was like, no, girl, he pomped in on me. 626 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,040 Speaker 2: He's supres and I'm like, girl, it's all star weekend. 627 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 2: He ain't comfort you. He gotta work. 628 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,680 Speaker 1: You did not say that I did say that, but 629 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,520 Speaker 1: she had already tol. Yes, she had already told me 630 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,479 Speaker 1: how like toxic the situation was and how she was healing, 631 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,120 Speaker 1: just to tell me I'm unhealed. I like this toxic shit, 632 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,400 Speaker 1: I said, girl, I don't want to hear about it 633 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 1: no more because you don'et crashed out over niggas before, 634 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 1: and this is so unhealthy. I don't support it. But 635 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,840 Speaker 1: get your pay girl, I. 636 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:06,440 Speaker 3: Guess, y'all, But get your repaid. Okay, girl, but have 637 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 3: another niggas. You said, what get your repaid? But have 638 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,840 Speaker 3: another nigga, Like that's the thing, Like if you're gonna 639 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 3: stay with somebody because the situation is beneficial to you. 640 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,800 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I mean we'll see she's getting flown 641 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,520 Speaker 1: up by someone else this week, so we'll see. 642 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, sure. 643 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:30,000 Speaker 3: She hose can be happy, Mandy. 644 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 1: We're not doing that anyways. 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