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Speaker 3: Nice sure, Martin.

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Speaker 4: Can I get a little excitement? Nice, sure, Martin? Sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 4: a little bit of energy. What happened this morning? You upset?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not upset. I just ate a turkey club

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Speaker 3: with you, as you know. And he was weighing me

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Speaker 3: after which I normally don't. But I've been noticing, actually,

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Speaker 3: I have been so conscious of me sounding like a downer.

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Speaker 3: We recorded, I think yesterday was the last time we

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Speaker 3: recorded yesterday, and I I was editing the footage a

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Speaker 3: bit and I was hearing my voice and it just

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Speaker 3: whole yore, it sounded like e or and I when

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Speaker 3: I was recording it, I thought, are you okay? No,

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Speaker 3: It's it's one thing if it's on purpose, because then

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Speaker 3: you can fix it. But my whole recollection of the

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Speaker 4: Me, ah, yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: I hear it back and I'm like, dude, come.

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Speaker 5: On, there are sometimes where you are like that. So

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Speaker 5: I wonder what maybe, No, I think your body battery

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Speaker 5: bottery battery, body battery.

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Speaker 4: I think your body battery is.

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Speaker 3: Low podcast moment we should milk that make it funny.

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Speaker 4: Lottery battery better body battery. There we go, milk.

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Speaker 3: Buttery you basically with the flaky crust, we just milked it. Really,

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Speaker 3: guys walking in the middle of the video and you.

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Speaker 4: Can't do anything in Ohio, you can't have anything in Detroit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what and what we were saying before

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Speaker 3: they distracted us that.

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Speaker 5: You sound like e or. I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 5: Look sometimes again, you you've made jokes about this.

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Speaker 4: You are the Rick friend. You talk more.

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Speaker 3: But it's not because I'm trying to beat shalan.

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Speaker 4: You are nonchalant. You are very nonchalant.

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Speaker 3: But I want to be chalant.

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Speaker 4: You don't trust me. I'm schalant.

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Speaker 5: You don't want to be schalant. Why the chalant friend

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Speaker 5: is is there's a lot going on in his head.

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Speaker 5: The nonchalant one. I don't care about anything. You want

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Speaker 5: to be the one schalan word?

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Speaker 3: Can I check? Do you mind? I'm not saying. I'm

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Speaker 3: not saying I don't believe anything.

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Speaker 4: I'm schalan.

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Speaker 3: You are schalant.

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Speaker 4: So that's gonna be the new trend. Everyone's gonna want

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Speaker 4: to be chalant.

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Speaker 3: Definition. Yeah, having an air of easy, unconcerned and indifference. No,

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Speaker 3: excuse me? So it might not be I saw something

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Speaker 3: where yeah, well it's probably on the come up.

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Speaker 5: Wait, schalon is not I saw like Webster like alects

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Speaker 5: a word of the year or they like can like

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Speaker 5: they indict or what does it mean when you like

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Speaker 5: bring something into It's.

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Speaker 4: Not indict because Trump got indicted.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Trump's in the peach I heard.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I don't really know anything about politics.

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Speaker 3: Is Trump in a peach? Or I don't know what?

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Speaker 3: How orange cheeto is all about?

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Speaker 4: Seriously though, what what what's the word of the.

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Speaker 3: Year the last year the webster they inaugurated or something

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Speaker 3: So it's somewhat tied to Yes, I know that. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I didn't doubt you. You have it even.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what's really thanks bro?

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, so they indict. It's somewhat tied to the

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Speaker 3: pop culture of it all.

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Speaker 4: So what's this year? Brat?

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Speaker 3: Maybe brat is a lifestyle. It's not exactly a word.

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Speaker 3: It might be gagged, but i'd.

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Speaker 4: No, but I've heard I've heard it like that times

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Speaker 4: before as much hat fitting me? Weird, No, where'd you

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Speaker 4: get that.

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Speaker 3: I found it in a thirst store. What does it.

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Speaker 4: Say, police? Why are you wearing that?

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Speaker 3: What else does it say?

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Speaker 4: Why are you wearing a police hat? Seriously?

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Speaker 3: You know about my my double life, Oh the thrill

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Speaker 3: of a double life, triple life, podcaster, YouTuber friend, police officer.

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Speaker 4: You know being a podcaster is actually considered a real career. Now.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I saw it in a Netflix show. The Netflix

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Speaker 5: show that we me and maybe you have been watching.

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Speaker 5: The main character is a podcaster in la and I

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Speaker 5: can't help but think. And they always do these scenes

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Speaker 5: where they're doing the podcast and it makes me feel

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Speaker 5: like we're the two people. What it's only people who

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Speaker 5: watched the show are gonna laugh at.

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Speaker 3: This because if you say the name or.

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Speaker 4: Not allowed, it's called nobody wants this.

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Speaker 3: Nobody wants this. And it's about a.

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Speaker 4: Rabbi and a podcaster dating.

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Speaker 3: Where's my rabbi? Ken? There's is there girl rabbis?

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Speaker 4: Yes? There is actually really yeah, it's in the show too.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna check because that sounds like something new news.

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Speaker 4: You never never believe me, You never believe me. It's

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Speaker 4: in the show. I saw it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't check, don't check it Okay, it's like JD

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Speaker 3: search it too slow, and it's like Trump when Trump says,

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Speaker 3: why are you fact checking him and not me? So

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Speaker 3: you're acting like Trump right now and that's embarrassing you.

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Speaker 3: In a peach and dicted cheeto rabbi because it might

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Speaker 3: be some of this new age hope. Can a rabbi

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Speaker 3: be a girl? Can a priest be a girl?

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Speaker 4: Just typing rabbi girl, it'll pop up.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to see that sounds like a prom

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Speaker 3: That sounds wrong. Several mainstream denominations of Judaism allow women

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Speaker 3: to be or Dana's rabbis, and you knew you can

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Speaker 3: still celebrate.

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Speaker 5: It though, Yes, I've celebrated a long time ago. Why

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Speaker 5: because it was a big step and you're just late

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Speaker 3: Okay, well that's interesting. And can a priest be it.

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Speaker 4: A priest?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Well, they're getting more and more rights priests, no women,

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Speaker 3: that's good. Yeah, equal in most societies. And but that's

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Speaker 3: just dark humor. We're doing dark humor. Dang, you know

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Speaker 3: it's funny the US apologizing, but the diddy clips. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: this is a side tangent. I fully thought like I

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Speaker 3: I thought I was like, oh, like, nothing nobody saw that.

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Speaker 3: Probably just got a TikTok with one and a half

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Speaker 5: Us apologizing, Oh no, and then everyone probably like, We're like,

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Speaker 5: why did they even apologize?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the whole thing. It just made me

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Speaker 3: laugh so hard because I fully thought I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: just just another day, and then everybody's like, damn it,

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Speaker 3: they got the stand up stand up boys, So this

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Speaker 3: is us attracting it. That was actually really funny joke.

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Speaker 3: Wait could you imagine?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 5: Never mind, never mind, we take it back. We take

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Speaker 5: about Look the only out of character podcast? Will we

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Speaker 5: apologize for something and then take back the apology.

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Speaker 3: And we say funny words. We slip up like tupperware

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Speaker 3: instead of tubberware.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tubberware.

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Speaker 3: Can you say that again? Babe? Have you seen that clip?

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Speaker 4: Babe? Why did I do something to me?

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Speaker 3: No? Sal said that from a practical joke.

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Speaker 4: No, you said that to me? No, So why did

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Speaker 4: I feel something? Well?

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Speaker 5: Actually, I saw a clip of Jacob a Lordie and

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Speaker 5: he was calling people little one.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know all about all that.

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Speaker 5: Like that though, I started calling Mandy little one. Hey,

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Speaker 3: From him, it sounds like a wise big man from you.

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Speaker 3: It's like kind of like my precious vibes.

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Speaker 4: Like call them from my little one. Oh. I've been

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Speaker 4: saying it to Mandy. She likes it. She loves it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if she loves it.

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Speaker 4: Actually she loves it.

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Speaker 3: She lies between her teeth to keep myself no.

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Speaker 4: So I've been saying I've been trying. Because I've been trying.

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Speaker 4: I don't actually do that.

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Speaker 5: I don't do the hey babe like or that's what

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Speaker 5: or baby baby baby this one, Hey babe, hey baby,

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Speaker 3: You're saying it like b e b e hey baby.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to add a little bit of like sexy

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Speaker 5: twang to it. But I've been saying little one. I

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Speaker 3: I just say Snooke coms.

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Speaker 4: Where's my little one?

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Speaker 3: That's awful. Don't say that. Why he can only say

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Speaker 3: that because he's six or five in Australian and whatever

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Speaker 4: He said it to a fan. Could you imagine being

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Speaker 4: the fan being called little one by.

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Speaker 3: She little.

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Speaker 5: You drooled a little, there was that. I freaking love

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Speaker 5: Jacob Alordi my heart. But do you think he knows

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Speaker 5: that he's doing that on purpose? Do you think he

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Speaker 5: does that on purpose?

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Speaker 3: Of course, And that's okay. When a hot person gains sentience,

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Speaker 3: that's one step towards all of us gaining sentience.

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Speaker 5: I don't like that though. I don't because it's like

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Speaker 5: it gives like me, So what that is this?

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Speaker 3: What are you saying?

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Speaker 4: It's male manipulator vibes. I'm talking you.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking like the podcaster in the freaking show like

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Speaker 5: a sex podcast.

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Speaker 3: And they talk about like that's male maniul vibes.

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Speaker 4: They talk like that in the show. I wish you

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Speaker 4: watched it.

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Speaker 3: We should have watched together, but you don't invite me

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Speaker 3: to that that I had to watch.

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Speaker 4: With Mandy Dang. But it is more of a couple

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Speaker 4: of show to watch.

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Speaker 3: That's okay, Well, male manipulator vibes. Can you imagine if

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Speaker 3: there's two guys on the podcast like that is just

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Speaker 3: female manipulator vibes? Like there are those and those are scary,

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Speaker 3: scary because they're always single every time, Like that's the rule.

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Speaker 4: Playing with their little rocks in their freaking home.

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Speaker 3: Imagine how wholesome that would be. A podcast with one

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Speaker 3: girl with a super healthy ten year relationship with her

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Speaker 3: husband and then another man from another couple ten years

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Speaker 3: in his whoa, and they're just they're talking about how

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the problem because talking to someone is like cheating.

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Speaker 5: Well, unfortunately it has come to life with that show. Really,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're saying in real life there no, they're

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Speaker 5: But everyone's like, ooh, they have chemistry. What do you

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Speaker 4: Would you? Would you do? You think?

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Speaker 5: That's just part of show business is just being in

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Speaker 3: That, Hell, no, my girl's not kissing anybody, not even me, honestly,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how would you feel like that? Would I would

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Speaker 5: If I saw Mandy kissing someone else and I'm at

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Speaker 4: Like, I don't like that scene. I would be a

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Speaker 5: Doing it for a while. I think it'd be kind

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Speaker 3: That's his adult film. Well look, I don't actually I

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Speaker 3: But they all sold their soul a long time ago.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they signed the contract, the Winter Art contract, the

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Speaker 5: Holly with an Arc contract, No, the Winter Arc. I'm excited.

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Speaker 5: I'm excited to start it. When are we starting?

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Speaker 3: I've been on and it's embarrassed a little bit. No,

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Speaker 3: I told you to hop on like four or five days ago.

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Speaker 4: Dang it, I'm already late. Might as well just start

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Speaker 4: next year.

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Speaker 3: Bro. No, and I just burbed in a little food

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Speaker 4: Listen, don't touch me.

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Speaker 3: I didn't burb with my catch the bro. It's not

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Speaker 3: even winter yet. Sign the papers. Here are the rules.

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Speaker 3: Number one, Bro, you have to wake up every single morning.

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Speaker 3: Exercise Number two, have faith in God, yes Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: Number three, don't touch your wiener, stop it, let it go,

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Speaker 3: let it free. And number three say no to your

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Speaker 4: Really let her go play with herself.

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Speaker 3: You played in the gym. Let her fucking do whatever

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Speaker 4: And I'm not touching your wiener at all either.

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Speaker 3: You can't touch your wiener.

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Speaker 4: Can I do helicopter spin?

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Speaker 3: If you climax off a helicopter spin and it's then

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Speaker 3: you don't know me.

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Speaker 4: You don't know me because I can do it off

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Speaker 4: of anything.

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Speaker 3: Could you just rub on the edge of a table.

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Speaker 4: That's fully for the girls.

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Speaker 3: If you're able to do.

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Speaker 4: That, I'm gonna tell you something.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's okay, we don't have to go.

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Speaker 4: You know bed frames, you don't have to tell it.

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Speaker 5: You know those old bed frames that have like the

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 5: I wish I could take that back for you guys,

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Speaker 5: see your call. I, like I said, I want to

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Speaker 3: Try is the show the sex positive one in this

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Speaker 3: and that I don't want to be just that's just.

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Speaker 5: Her podcast is They just talk about people they hooked

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Speaker 5: up with and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: So it's just like a collar daddy kind of vibe.

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Speaker 3: Oh nice with Alex Cooper.

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Speaker 4: M hm sick.

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Speaker 3: Well that's not us who sings that song. Let's keep

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Speaker 3: it that way. Alex Cooper says that let's not talk

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Speaker 3: that to ourselves. Well, there was no edging, it was

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Speaker 3: just anyways. Look, I was a silly little kid. I

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Speaker 3: didn't know how my body worked. I had to try

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Speaker 3: Tube talking about how he like humped like a stuffed

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Speaker 4: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's mentioned it like nine times. To be fair,

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Speaker 3: that's bad. That is rough, But that is what it is.

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Speaker 5: Is like you, you the more you say it, the

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Speaker 3: I've definitely had moments like that where I've just blacked out,

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Speaker 3: like literally blacked out, like walking in My parents probably

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Speaker 4: Things that have happened to you.

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Speaker 3: It's self discovery, Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 4: It's the art. I mean, like you know, and is

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Speaker 4: it just guys that have it?

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Speaker 3: No, girls have it too?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope they discover that too.

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Speaker 5: But every time I tell stories like this to Mandy,

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Speaker 3: oh well, because maybe it'll be an uncomfortable she doesn't

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Speaker 3: want to lead that conversation. You may have to leave

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Speaker 3: that conversation with your son, which makes sense. You wouldn't

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how would that go?

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Speaker 3: I'm your son? Imagine i'm your son. You just walked

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Speaker 3: in on me, okay, edging on the door frame. And

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Speaker 3: even worse, it's October fifth, so I should have been

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Speaker 3: signed my winter arc papers about five days ago, and

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Speaker 3: I look at you and disbelief.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and I'll do it with my dad's accent.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you don't have Yeah, you can't.

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Speaker 4: Oh Dad, what the heck did I just see?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: Dad, Ah, it's okay.

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Speaker 5: I'm not disappointed. I did stuff like that when I

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Speaker 4: But it's okay. But what I'm more disappointed about is

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Speaker 4: the fact that it's the Winner Arc.

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Speaker 3: Wait, no, Dad, you really did this when you were

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Speaker 5: Yes, I did put my penis between the bed frames

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Speaker 5: and I tried to climax.

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Speaker 4: But it's fine. Let's not talk about that.

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Speaker 5: Let's talk about Winner Arc and how we can get

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Speaker 3: Okay, Dad, are you mad at me?

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Speaker 4: Do you want to be unrecognizable?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 5: In this moment right now, you probably want to be unrecognizable.

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Speaker 5: So go hit the gym, grow your muscles, and you'll

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Speaker 5: be unrecognizable and you'll get all the women and you

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Speaker 5: won't have to do what you're doing in a bed frame.

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Speaker 4: You'll get all the women. They'll do it for you.

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Speaker 3: Wow. So you're not mad at me?

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Speaker 4: No, of course I'm not mad son. Are you proud

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Speaker 4: of me. No, I'm not proud of you, but I

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Speaker 4: will be after this winter arc. I know for sure.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna sign the paper's dad.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here here's the contract. Sign it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and I get to go to the gym with you.

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Speaker 5: No, Son, I cannot be seen in public review, but

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Speaker 3: Did you have a school gym in high school?

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a there was actually a fitness class. You

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Speaker 4: Like pe uh so so Jim.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Franks training. I had a strength training class.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's like it's like it wasn't mandatory.

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Speaker 5: Gym was a mandatory class before and then if you

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well we had an outdoor.

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Speaker 3: Out doors you want yeah, yeah, like but it looks terrible.

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Speaker 3: I just walk in on people like pretending a canoe

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's crazy.

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Speaker 4: There was one high school that had a pool.

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Speaker 3: Ridiculous.

444
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,160
Speaker 4: That would have been awesome. I could have played water

445
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:37,960
Speaker 4: pool earlier on.

446
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,280
Speaker 3: It's unnecessary though, Like, wait.

447
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:42,199
Speaker 4: There was a swim team. How the heck?

448
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,040
Speaker 3: Where do they probably just go nearby there's open pools,

449
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,240
Speaker 3: you don't or go to the college nearby or only.

450
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,520
Speaker 4: When nearby was some sort of like wave pool where.

451
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:53,080
Speaker 3: They would just have waves against the grain. Yeah, kind

452
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,000
Speaker 3: of a pimple coming.

453
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,320
Speaker 5: You would like practice surfing there and stuff. Whoa, but

454
00:19:57,359 --> 00:19:59,600
Speaker 5: like some kid got killed there or something. Everyone stopped

455
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:03,600
Speaker 5: going Wow. Yeah I went once to whitepool. I didn't

456
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,000
Speaker 5: die though.

457
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,560
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so that's that's the thing.

458
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,719
Speaker 5: It's like those those and I don't understand because I've

459
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,679
Speaker 5: seen those clips on TikTok where there's like a lifeguard.

460
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,919
Speaker 5: It's like spot the kid that's drowning, and I'm always looking.

461
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,480
Speaker 5: I'd be a horrible lifeguard because I never spot them.

462
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 3: There's some dumb trick that they do with their heads.

463
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is that? Like this they go.

464
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a rooster.

465
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 5: It's like, well, they have to because it's the most

466
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,320
Speaker 5: efficient way. And then it's always someone filming them, saying

467
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 5: what's going on with this lifeguard?

468
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 3: He'd been in the sun for too long. No, they're

469
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,600
Speaker 3: saying something like they're like AI.

470
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,280
Speaker 5: They're saying, like, it's like imagine being like a conspiracy

471
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,280
Speaker 5: theorist and filming the lifeguard doing that. You're probably like

472
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,960
Speaker 5: fearing for your life, Like it's like a robot. They

473
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,760
Speaker 5: think it's like I robot coming to real.

474
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:52,240
Speaker 3: Life robot, saying I robot. Where you had peers who

475
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 3: were lifeguards in high school always too young, that was

476
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,280
Speaker 3: far too young.

477
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, and they'd always flex some metals and stuff

478
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,720
Speaker 5: that I didn't even know. They're like, I'm a silver

479
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,520
Speaker 5: level seven.

480
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been doing this and I get nine dollars

481
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,400
Speaker 3: an hour. Get that heat here.

482
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,680
Speaker 5: Nine dollars, dude, it was like twenty. It was actually

483
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,360
Speaker 5: twenty dollars an hours. Really liked money, Yeah, great money.

484
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 3: Oh man. Maybe not. In my neighborhood. We just had

485
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 3: a small public public park where I knew friends who

486
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 3: went there.

487
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 5: I asked him, I asked him. I was like, my

488
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 5: buddy I was like, oh, like, what does it take

489
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 5: to become a lifeguard? Like what was your final test?

490
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,439
Speaker 5: You know what it is?

491
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 3: It's like swimming for the thirty seconds. It's swim like

492
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 3: four laps, Like, oh, is it in deep water?

493
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 4: Yeah? Deep water?

494
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 5: That's that's a lot to become a lifeguard. I want

495
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:35,719
Speaker 5: my lifeguard to be able to freaking I want him

496
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 5: to be like Michael Phelps, like I wanted twenty five.

497
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,200
Speaker 5: I need you how much as a lot? Twenty five meters?

498
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 5: One hundred meters?

499
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 3: One hundred meters?

500
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 4: Swimming one hundred meters?

501
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about that kind of like I

502
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,479
Speaker 3: have no scale in my mind because you are a swimmer.

503
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 3: But you're saying that's easy. How long would that take you?

504
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 4: One hundred meters?

505
00:21:55,520 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 3: Not prime? Not prime? Martin, now Martin, now Martin. When's

506
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 3: the last time you did you swim? And do you

507
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 3: yearn for it?

508
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 5: I used to swim. I used to swim four hundreds.

509
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 5: We used to do four hundreds for water polo. So

510
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to base off four meters.

511
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, I.

512
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 4: Don't know, probably a minute, Hm, that's it sounds fast.

513
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 3: One time I went to a water park and they

514
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 3: had a deep section and they wouldn't let you go

515
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 3: into it unless you did a little test, like ran

516
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 3: in front of them. And I did it and I

517
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 3: failed in front of everybody. I was seventeen. I learned

518
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 3: how to swim completely on my own at hotel at

519
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 3: hotel pools, which is a pretty good place to learn.

520
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 3: But I mean, you've seen my form. It's not fantastic.

521
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 4: Yeah it's okay.

522
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 5: I mean, like that's a form that you can't you

523
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 5: have to have developed it when you were younger.

524
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to learn.

525
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 5: It's hard to unlearn how you like swing your arms

526
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 5: and there's a there's a way to like elegantly swim.

527
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, a rhythm. You've got it.

528
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 4: But I did get better. I haven't seen you swim

529
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 4: in a while, so yay, we'll go swimming together sometimes. Fudge, dude.

530
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 5: Want to know a good tip, dude, always take a

531
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 5: girl's I mean, on the first date. You can see when.

532
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 4: You makeup off because they probably have a lot on.

533
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 3: And you get well, if you did your winter arc,

534
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 3: you also get to show progress.

535
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 5: That's why I hated going to pool parties. I hated

536
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 5: pool parties. I hated pool parties. I would always showup.

537
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 5: I'd always have the goofiest freaking swimsuit. I'd never have

538
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 5: a good swimsuit.

539
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 3: Did you wear a shirt when you swim?

540
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:22,479
Speaker 2: No?

541
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 4: It was not bad. No, I wasn't.

542
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 5: Well yeah that's yeah, that's for not for me. But

543
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 5: I honest honestly wanted one because like I had nothing.

544
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 5: I was rip ribs. You would just see my ribs.

545
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,479
Speaker 5: I was so skinny. It's like a skeleton. Like who

546
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 5: invited skeletor they said that. Yeah, someone actually said that

547
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 5: to me. Yeah, and I was in my speed. I

548
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 5: was like enough, leave me alone.

549
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 3: You were okay, So you set yourself up for this and.

550
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 4: Then I would pencil dive into the.

551
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 3: But then you ate the chips and the sandwich after

552
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: the classic like if you did.

553
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 4: You get that?

554
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

555
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 4: Pool parties always had that.

556
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 3: I had the chips in the sandwich after. Did you

557
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 3: do crunches before you went? I was always essential.

558
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 4: I used to be push ups before going to a party,

559
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 4: just to get the blood flowing.

560
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 3: I have to still do. Yeah, you still do it.

561
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 3: I do when I come to your house.

562
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do any I'm not gonna judge you

563
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 4: I know.

564
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 3: I just like to come in with a little pump,

565
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 3: just so you don't judge me for.

566
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,719
Speaker 5: What though, I don't know, because that part is there

567
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 5: was like girls, like you're trying to impress me, be

568
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 5: a girl, but like, who are you?

569
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 4: What are you trying to do?

570
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 3: It's just for in case anyone's like, because I've been

571
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 3: doing it for so long that if I stopped you

572
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 3: would notice.

573
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 5: It's like so unnecessary. It's like when I used to

574
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 5: shave my pubes when I was like thirteen, thinking that,

575
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 5: like I was, I genuinely had the thought in my head.

576
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, just in case I get a

577
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 5: surprise blow job.

578
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 3: But that's could have had. Your first one was a

579
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 3: surprise though, Oh you see how that works.

580
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 4: It probably I had a girlfriend.

581
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 3: Oh probably, it's still a surprise though you didn't book

582
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 3: off a certain day or something.

583
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 5: No, But I genuinely thought, like in my thirteen year

584
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 5: old mind, I thought someone would walk up to me

585
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 5: and go.

586
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 4: And then just pull down my pants.

587
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 5: Oh oh shit, No, I just didn't know what. Like

588
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 5: I was like, I have to be ready at all times.

589
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 3: It's probably a good hygiene. Though you gave up on that.

590
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 5: Know, how girls probably used to shave their arm hair

591
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 5: before going to a one direction, like you never know,

592
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 5: maybe nihl wouldn't bite you up, and I don't know,

593
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 5: lick your arm in the middle of everyone.

594
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 3: But you're just going to school.

595
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 4: But I was just going to school.

596
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 3: Well, you should keep that habit up. You used up

597
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 3: all your shaves, that's why you don't do it anymore.

598
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 4: Or maybe likes it a natural.

599
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 3: We were just talking about that today. What was the

600
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 3: context of that.

601
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,439
Speaker 5: M Oh, how I have like no hair under my

602
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 5: arm pits? Oh yes, or like well everyone knows actually

603
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 5: what my chest looks like. Yeah, I forgot how much

604
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 5: of my body I reveal online. I should stop doing that. No,

605
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 5: it's okay, I'm embarrassed.

606
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,479
Speaker 3: No, no, no, Well after this Winter arc though, Yeah,

607
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 3: the fact that they've seen it before, they'll be able

608
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 3: to you'll be unrecognized. Okay, this is hypothetically, this is

609
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 3: before we should take our shirts.

610
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 5: I want to do those cool transitions on TikTok where

611
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 5: they like film really far in advance, so they go

612
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 5: before and in film six months later after, but.

613
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 3: You're not taking in between. It's just boom boom.

614
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

615
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 3: I like it, like that too. I don't like a

616
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 3: bunge in between it because I don't even really see it.

617
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 3: So take your shirt or probably not.

618
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 4: I'm not going to do that.

619
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 3: But they've seen it.

620
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 4: They've seen it.

621
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 3: You're gonna be unrecognizable. Really, after your winter arc you

622
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 3: will be really is everyone's gonna be who's that? But

623
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 3: only if you don't touch a wiener because it's the

624
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 3: test to usterone that does a lot for you. You're releasing

625
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 3: your spirit.

626
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 4: And I'll tell Mandy to back off. I'll tell Mandy

627
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 4: to like.

628
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 3: Oh, and you guys haven't touched each other in a while,

629
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 3: so it won't be too hard.

630
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 4: No, she really, that's a healthy relationship. It's too much.

631
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 3: That is a very healthy relationship. Though it's too much, though, really, Yeah,

632
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 3: we do it like eight times a day, a day

633
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 3: in the morning and the night.

634
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 4: Bro, that's just a normal that's a normal relationship for me.

635
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 3: Do you wake up at night and do it?

636
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 5: Yes, in the middle of the night. What do you

637
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 5: talking about? You don't even know what I'm talking You

638
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 5: don't know about any of that.

639
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 3: I was listening to a sex podcast actually yesterday. I

640
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 3: don't know really why.

641
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 4: This is actually a sex podcast this episode, I'm just noticing.

642
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 3: And that's okay because we both have a lot of

643
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: experiences when we could tell. But I was listening to

644
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: one and they were saying about scheduling in your course

645
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 3: and not whether it's a good thing or not a

646
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 3: good thing, because some people just don't have just life

647
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 3: comes at.

648
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 4: You fast, like they pencil it in, and then you

649
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 4: got to just a.

650
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 3: Soft kind of pencil in. So they like Thursday night.

651
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 4: So they just like look at each other and.

652
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 3: They have schedules. People have long shifts, like long days

653
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 3: or whatever, meetings bubble bots like okay, i'll be home here,

654
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 3: you'll be home.

655
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 5: I mean maybe not the actual event of sex. Why

656
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 5: would they just scheduling maybe like a maybe a nice

657
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 5: dinner with some wine.

658
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 3: That's what That's what the person said back, because the

659
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 3: person's worry of scheduling sex was.

660
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 4: A person's just not in it in the mood.

661
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 3: That it would feel robotic or mundane or whatever. And

662
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 3: he'd probably reply the therapist exactly what.

663
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 4: You just said. God, so nice job, I know about.

664
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 3: You said schedule instead a good movie, some wine, whatever

665
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 3: you need to do to lubricates.

666
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 5: It's like yes, because that's the foreplay. Even though the

667
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 5: girls like is the movie and the wine before, they

668
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 5: don't really like this set always like it too, Yeah,

669
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 5: I mean.

670
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, we do.

671
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 3: Okay, we do, we do.

672
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 4: You're right, we do.

673
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: We love it.

674
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 5: We love it, we love that. That's actually yeah. I

675
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 5: couldn't care less about the stuff after Honestly.

676
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 4: We love the fucking touching. You don't have to do

677
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 4: that to me, Okay, you don't have to show me.

678
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, But it's always assumed. It's always put on them

679
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 3: that they like it.

680
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 5: I don't like it too. I will speak from the

681
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 5: bottom of my heart. I'm getting nervous thinking about it.

682
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 4: No, you did in New York or my heart, my heart,

683
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 4: the bottom of my heart. Listen, my heart, listen. I love.

684
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 5: My favorite my stuff. My giddy feeling that I get

685
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 5: is when I the talk.

686
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 3: Oh really, and what's the dynamic there? Is it kind

687
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 3: of talking down at you?

688
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 4: Like?

689
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: No, it's nothing aggressive, boy, It's like a little cute stuff.

690
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 3: It's like it's like you like, play with their hair.

691
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 3: You just talk to them. That's nice.

692
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 5: When they talk back. I like when a girl talks

693
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 5: back to Okay, I can't emulate it right now. Because

694
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 5: it would really get steamy in here.

695
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 3: Just one frame and don't give up as your singers

696
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: keep dust to yourself. Oh no, okay, we're here. No no, no,

697
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 3: not like ok dude, go ahead, I was your day,

698
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 3: little one? Whoa it was good?

699
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can I make it better? Not the gal.

700
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: I don't even think that registered on that put that

701
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 3: on hashtag book talk. No, they don't. The little One.

702
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 3: I'm not. Honestly, whatever works for you, guys, I don't

703
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 3: want to take that away from you.

704
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 4: But I'm all that's a new one. I'm introducing because

705
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 4: of Jacob Loordi because I think it works.

706
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 3: I really have to see the clip and how he

707
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: did it, because uh, it really depends on how he executed.

708
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 4: The little one, and she was especially little because that's

709
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 4: the only way regular height. I think that's why. But

710
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 4: he knows he's doing it. That's that's okay. I like that.

711
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 3: That's okay.

712
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 4: I don't like that, you get there.

713
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 3: I think somebody I like. I like that that Jacob

714
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 3: Alordi has. Okay, no hot person just doesn't know they're

715
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 3: not hot. That doesn't exist. What actually happens is a

716
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 3: hot person knows, but they have developed internally, not to

717
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 3: seek gratification off people's validation of their physical appearance as well.

718
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 3: They have a pureness to their soul. So what his

719
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 3: fashion is too nice? He's to fly. The person who

720
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 3: does it right is Glenn Powell. Unfortunately he doesn't have

721
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 3: as great of a discography or lore Glenn Powell, or

722
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 3: not as hot Glenn Powell.

723
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 4: Oh god, you'd be one of those. If you were

724
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 4: a girl, you'd be one of those. What I mean,

725
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 4: my Zadi is that what he is? You're not the

726
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 4: Zaddy girl? You was not upset Daddy.

727
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 3: He's not Zaddy. Glenn Powell's is Zay.

728
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 4: He's old and no he's not. Yes he is?

729
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 3: How old is Glenn Powell? From Twisters nineteen eighty eight.

730
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 4: Ooh, nineteen eighty eight twelve.

731
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 3: Was twenty four thirty six?

732
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 4: He was in the freaking he was eighty.

733
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 3: He was drafted probably for the military.

734
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 4: He was in the eighties. He but he is.

735
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 3: But that's what I mean. You you just gotta be

736
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 3: a little bit older to have.

737
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 4: This in the freaking club. Yes he was.

738
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's probably hitting it now still he

739
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 3: looks like that. But but you need to be at

740
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 3: that age to be come to that mental maturity and

741
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 3: the emotional intelligence that he has. He is a If

742
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 3: aliens wanted one of us, they wanted the best of us. Glenn, please, honestly.

743
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 5: Like you would send Glenn up to space and like

744
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 5: a floating craft for aliens to discover and be like, oh,

745
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 5: this is what a human looks like.

746
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 3: If they ask, could you send us one of your

747
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 3: prime examples so we could study it, you'd go up there,

748
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 3: big smile, Hello, guys. What would you guys like to know?

749
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that Kade isn't that great? And for the female,

750
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 3: I just put Amy Adams or something.

751
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 5: Or.

752
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 4: A prime example.

753
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 3: By Nara Smith or something that's a good one. Yeah,

754
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 3: that would be solid because then they used this what

755
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 3: you got to think about, they'd probably use those two

756
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 3: to create a subspecies and replicate, duplicate Nara plus Glenn.

757
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 3: I could see that being a good combo. Amy Adams.

758
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 3: Will keep to myself.

759
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 4: Glenn already sounds like an alien.

760
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 5: Name is Glenn from planet X.

761
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 4: Glenn.

762
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 3: It is a rare ub touse name. We don't give

763
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 3: him credit for that, Glenn, Glenn. You don't see a Glenn.

764
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 5: No, you don't that's how you know he's from the eighties.

765
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 5: It was a little a little, just a little bit

766
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 5: in the eighties where they were naming kids Glenn. Yeah,

767
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 5: it was like a spurt, like a little just blue.

768
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 3: If it was one of those like trending name charts,

769
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 3: yea go over time troop.

770
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 5: No, I love the name Glenn. Sorry, if anyone's watching

771
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 5: and listening, name Glenn. Glenn is a great name.

772
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 4: It really is.

773
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 3: And it's omni.

774
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 5: I like four letter names. I'm very bias stellar Ford. Wow,

775
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 5: that's why Fish, Rudy, Carl.

776
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 3: Oh, I never even saw that the whole I love short,

777
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 3: concise name and sweet names. Yeah, okay, so, but your

778
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 3: kid's gonna be a four letter name.

779
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 5: I hope Mona maybe never Manna. Just throw it a

780
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 5: in there, Ammonia.

781
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 3: Moana?

782
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 4: Oh mo Wana. I can't do that. I'm not allowed to.

783
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 3: Moana beautiful?

784
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 4: Why not am I allowed to?

785
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 3: I don't know? Is that a Hawaiian Yeah, Moana name origin.

786
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 3: It's a very beautiful name.

787
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 4: It's like naming your kid Jamaica. Are you allowed to

788
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 4: do that?

789
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: No?

790
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 3: Molana is not a place. Oh yeah, it is a

791
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 3: beautiful Hawaiian given name, meaning Ocean Sea. Where's Polynesian? Oh?

792
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 3: The name has a firm favorite among Polynesian communities for year,

793
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 3: gaining popularity since the Disney's epic animated.

794
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 4: In twenty sixteen.

795
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 3: That was that. Watched it because I was like, oh,

796
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 3: it's so new, I'll give you you haven't seen more. Yeah,

797
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 3: I know, I remember you saying that, And I was

798
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 3: making a clear distinction. This is not part of the

799
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 3: new generation Moana is not.

800
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 4: I Yeah, because I'm not a fan of new gen

801
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 4: Disney stuff.

802
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 3: When they went woke.

803
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is before they went woke. I want like,

804
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 5: I want like for me, it's buzz light Year. And

805
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 5: when did Disney stop? When did Disney stop for you?

806
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 5: Right after Myana think I became an adult. What's the

807
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 5: other one with the Mexican death? Yeah, I skipped that

808
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 5: One's people will say they love it Coco. Yes, you

809
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 5: maybe he loves Coco when people cry. Oh the Toronto

810
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 5: one with the red PANDEA.

811
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 3: Didn't see that one.

812
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 4: I don't know is it really Yeah, it's based in Toronto.

813
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 3: Oh does it have the streets like don Dass Square?

814
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,439
Speaker 4: I think it does.

815
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 3: That was me watching Don't Fuck with Cats. That was

816
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 3: that's why I love that documentary.

817
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 5: So I had like little little yeah, it's like every

818
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 5: what I saw a meme and it's like anyone from

819
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 5: Toronto watching a show, like, oh I know that place.

820
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 3: Yeah it was delayed. Leonardo DiCaprio gift, Yeah it was that.

821
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 4: Yeah.

822
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 3: Have you seen the movie that that's from Once upon

823
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 3: a Time in Hollywood?

824
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 2: No?

825
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 4: I haven't.

826
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 3: That's what that's from. You know. He has a new Wait,

827
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 3: can I just line them up for a gift if

828
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 3: they want to use it? Probably the MIC's not good

829
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 3: for it.

830
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 4: That's good. That's good. Yeah, I want to see that

831
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 4: on Twitter. Probably.

832
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 3: Okay.

833
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 4: He has a new girlfriend though, trying to say.

834
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 3: Congratulations, congratulations to Leonardo DiCaprio and and what's her name

835
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 3: and say happy birthday chore? She just turned eighteen? Ah really, no, nineteen.

836
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 4: So it's all good though.

837
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: My goodness, gracious, Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriend, new girl friend, Victoria Sirettih.

838
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 4: I like that name Victoria.

839
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 3: Okay, she's fourteen. Oh no, she's been modeling since you's fourteen?

840
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, from you mew and stuff. Wow.

841
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 3: She has one point five million Instagram followers. I have

842
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 3: more than her, So we get her not on Instagram,

843
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 3: damn it, but on TikTok that could have been.

844
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you kind of matched up.

845
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 3: Okay, damn There were first link romantically when they Someone

846
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 3: first saw them on an ice cream date in Los Angeles,

847
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 3: according to page six, and eye witness observing them stated

848
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 3: there was a vibe quote.

849
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 5: But they do this with every girl he's ever had.

850
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 5: They always say like, no, there's a vibe between them.

851
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 5: This one's the one hm he's been through.

852
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 3: Like twenty DiCaprio has introduced Soiretti to his mom in photoshop.

853
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 3: On page six. The couple has been seen in Milan,

854
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 3: leaving the museum on September twenty four.

855
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 5: They spent Halloween together. Come on last Holl's Yeah, that's

856
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 5: how you know it's serious? Is this new spending Halloween

857
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 5: when someone is how you know?

858
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 3: The couple were photographed getting frisky at a Halloween party.

859
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't like that.

860
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna open that. See if you can find the pictures.

861
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 4: You're getting frisky with someone at a party.

862
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 3: Unfortunately his face, Oh my goodness, wow, this ad blocker

863
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 3: thing is Why is her hand in his pants on

864
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 3: the side? What the hell?

865
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 5: My hands are in his cannot make this up. Her

866
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 5: hand is reaching into his boxers. I think she has

867
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 5: a finger in his bomb.

868
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 4: What the hell?

869
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 3: And he's got a man bun. God, dang it. This

870
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 3: world is messed up. And they said frisky.

871
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 4: They were not lying. They should have said more than that.

872
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 3: And she's twenty five. Okay, come on, she's not twenty five.

873
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 3: It says here model twenty five. Maybe maybe this is

874
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 3: the old thing. We're getting mixed up.

875
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 4: Oh, this is old. He just broke up with her.

876
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: Her hand is in his pants the whole time. But

877
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 3: real talk, if I was Leonardo DiCaprio and I had

878
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 3: I wouldn't strung. If I was him, I would and

879
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: I had the power he does, you would go in

880
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 3: his pants. This is the ideal situation. No, no, no,

881
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 3: If I was him, oh, I'd be like, put your

882
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 3: hand in my pants, touch my butt. I don't know. No, Okay, sorry.

883
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 3: Wonder whose party this was?

884
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 4: Though?

885
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: It seems like a good time. Yeah, this is the

886
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 3: next thing. It seems like she's got a fun wig

887
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 3: on though, looks like she's dressed up as Maybe what's

888
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 3: the princess who just like fruit snacks? Fruits fruit snacks

889
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 3: spotted with Leonardo deicap.

890
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 4: Can you just double check checking what Leonardo?

891
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 3: He had no costume on, so minus points for that.

892
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 3: His costume is just a guy who likes his finger,

893
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 3: his buttthole finger damn twenty three hours ago. No, this

894
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 3: is a new one.

895
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a new one.

896
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 5: Oh, I feel bad now, Okay, it's getting better, getting better.

897
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 5: Twenty five is fine.

898
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 3: Okay, you feel bad. That's that's how old is you?

899
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 4: Just to make sure?

900
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 3: Oh, I just got an ad.

901
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 4: What the heck?

902
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 3: TMZ presents the downfall of Diddy the indictment on to B?

903
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 3: Watch now to B? Is it waste no time? I

904
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 3: want something on t B? That's my goal.

905
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 4: How do they already make something? How did they already have?

906
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 3: They've been, They've been known, they had. This is sitting

907
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 3: on the back burner, on the back burner.

908
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 4: Tooby, there's a new one now, to be or not

909
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 4: to be? Gooby.

910
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 3: I found out people don't know about Skipped the dishes?

911
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 4: Is that you too? Why do you keep putting it

912
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 4: on me? I'm not ordering off Skip the dishes?

913
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 3: But you know it exists? Yes, okay? I think Americans

914
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 3: don't know ass Okay, so there's door Dash, Uber Eats Skip.

915
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 3: Dang it, we broke the rule. Okay, that's okay. We're

916
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 3: not talking about an ordering story. We didn't not not

917
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 3: talking about an ordering story.

918
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 4: Fine, there's door Dash, Uber Eats, skip the dishes, just eat, just.

919
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 3: Eats, grub Hub, Postmates.

920
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 4: That's all I know.

921
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 3: Dinner time, food to go, yum, yum. Tell it in Turkey.

922
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 4: Ye, there was one in Spain. What was it called?

923
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 4: I forgot? But there's I like when they do something

924
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 4: funny with like, yeah, you don't have to clear no

925
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 4: more dishes. Yeah, that's no clean up.

926
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 3: No more dishes is a good one. Stay home, stay home,

927
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: take home.

928
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 4: Take home.

929
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 3: I like that.

930
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 4: Oh, open door, I'm here.

931
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 3: Five star writing, five star take out. Steakouts another good one.

932
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 3: Family flavors and fun. That one's more on a wholesome vibe,

933
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 3: more wholesale up foods all. There's one for the college monchies,

934
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 3: spreading out.

935
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 4: That's a good one. Munchies. I have ordered on and

936
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 4: I got really high once.

937
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, justitting it's satired. These don't exist. We're doing something

938
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 3: called a bit guys. Keep up. People are good.

939
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 4: So what you just saw was a skit slash bit.

940
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 3: It's basically when two freaking hilarious guys get riff off

941
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 3: each other and they get lost in just what's going on.

942
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 4: And you're really good at riffing though, really do improv?

943
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 5: No?

944
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 3: I thought about it though. I think I would really

945
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 3: stand out or should I say stand up?

946
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've done stand up. Yeah, it's fun. You should

947
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 5: come of my improv. It's me and a couple buddies.

948
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 5: You know, I'm good riff with us. That's okay, riff

949
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 5: with you.

950
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll do a bunch of bits. You're good at

951
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 4: doing bits.

952
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 3: But are your buddy's gonna care if I riff with you?

953
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:45,959
Speaker 3: Do I have to riff it there? No, it's a character.

954
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 3: They're not gonna We're not doing the right accent. This

955
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 3: is a terrible act. This is a This is what

956
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 3: people making fun of it make it sound like these

957
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 3: are the normal people. Why are we sound like frat guys?

958
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 3: Frat boys don't do improv.

959
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to sound like Andrew shoul I feel

960
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 4: like you.

961
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: I know, Oh, you're right, Yes, it's very like. That's

962
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 3: literally what I thought of when I said we're doing

963
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 3: a bit. Because they do it so much, and you

964
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: know it's just exhausting. I think I think I just

965
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 3: had to take a deep breath there therefore, I am

966
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 3: is that another bit?

967
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 5: Really, that's actually something that you should The reason you

968
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 5: know you're alive is because you think you think therefore

969
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 5: you are.

970
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 3: I am beautiful, I am a man, I am kind,

971
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 3: I'm smart, I am well man. I think the bit

972
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 3: stuff is fun and stuff, but it's just it's just

973
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 3: mental energy at the end of the day. As a listener,

974
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 3: and I know many of you are already mentally you

975
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 3: want a low barrier of entry. You want nothing to

976
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 3: be going on. You don't want to piece it together.

977
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 4: Yea. So we're not known. We're not known for our

978
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 4: funny bits and sketches. Okay, trying though, what if I

979
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 4: don't think what if we were the guy?

980
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 3: These two guys can do a funny bit in riff

981
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 3: and sketch.

982
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 5: That's not us, dude. I don't think we're ever gonna

983
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 5: get there to get on SNL. You really think you

984
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 5: get on SNL?

985
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 3: Okay, pretend this I'm on SNL and you want to

986
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 3: be hired. That's how they always start them. Really, Yeah,

987
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 3: we actually did it earlier in the podcast, but the

988
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 3: dad had not been in the coming in and the joking.

989
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 4: Oh, we just did it, we just did it. Oh wow,

990
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 4: bit I remember that bit that we did.

991
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, this is hurting my head. I'm pulling back.

992
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 3: I'm pulling back. Let's starting a topic. So I flooded

993
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: the bathroom. So we got invited to a to attend

994
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,439
Speaker 3: a free workout class of sorts. And it was early

995
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: in the morning. I had drinking my coffee and I

996
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 3: didn't have time to poop at home, so I was

997
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 3: gonna poop there. I normally use wet wipe slash bidets,

998
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,919
Speaker 3: so kind of it's been a while since I used

999
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 3: toilet paper. I poop, I flush. I used toilet paper now,

1000
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 3: as you recommended to me when we were quarterbacking Monday

1001
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 3: morning quarterbacking. That could have flushed between toilet paper kind of.

1002
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 5: If it's one of if you recognize that the poop

1003
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 5: that you're taking right now is one of those runny ones,

1004
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 5: or it's just taking it's a lot coming out, you

1005
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 5: do flushes in between you scissor scissor, so cut the

1006
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 5: poop in pieces, okay, with your you open clothes to

1007
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 5: cut it.

1008
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 3: This is bad.

1009
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's good.

1010
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 3: That you're saying too much, that's good, this is no normal.

1011
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 5: And then you flush, reset, continue, snip, snip, snip snip, flush, snip, snip, snip, flush, snip,

1012
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 5: snip snip, flush, and then nothing bad can happen.

1013
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,720
Speaker 3: I think they haven't seen my face as whole podcast.

1014
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 4: Okay, but you didn't do that, and what happened.

1015
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 3: You were snipping poop as it's hanging out of your anus.

1016
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 4: With your anus. You do that open clothes, open clothes practice. Okay,

1017
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 4: I get it.

1018
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 3: It works now, but I don't have to do that.

1019
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 3: That's not an issue where it's just halfway out. No

1020
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 3: wiping and in and wiping and.

1021
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 4: The pieces is not good though, because it can create trouble.

1022
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 3: I've never pooped enough to just have poop on its

1023
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 3: own cause trouble. You never had a big log that

1024
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 3: blocked it up on its own with no toilet paper,

1025
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 3: a log blocking up the toilet. That's a unique experience.

1026
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 4: Bro, But that's where trouble arises when there's too much.

1027
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,760
Speaker 3: No, I could poop as much as I want now flush,

1028
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 3: then toilet paper is where we need to navigate. Now,

1029
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 3: that's unique, however, and I'm not gonna judge you for that.

1030
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 4: I'm saying, is what happened because of the situation that

1031
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 4: you What had.

1032
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 3: Happened was I let it all loose. Now I'm playing

1033
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 3: in toilet paper, and yes, I use a lot because

1034
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 3: I'm usually like what wipes like three, four go? So

1035
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 3: you're out today, you just hold a button, wipe, You're done.

1036
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 4: You're holding back. Just tell them.

1037
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 3: I kept going. I was playing with myself just for

1038
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 3: not playing myself. Just just kept going, going, going. I

1039
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: got up, I flush, washing my hands, and then I

1040
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 3: just hear flooding and this, and I look back and

1041
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 3: the water is spilling out an unsurmountable rate out of

1042
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 3: the toilet. I run to Martin, I run to our

1043
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 3: private instructor. It's just us three. Thank god, I say,

1044
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 3: I kind of blacked out. If you remember what I

1045
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 3: said verbatim, that would help paint a picture.

1046
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 5: We were talking, I mean the instructor were talking. You said,

1047
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,720
Speaker 5: time out, time out, the toilet's flooding.

1048
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 3: That's what I said.

1049
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 4: And we started laughing because we thought it was a joke.

1050
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 3: Yes you did, and I said, no, no, come, You're like, come, come,

1051
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 3: come quick they come. Everybody's freaking out water everywhere.

1052
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 4: And then my heart dropped because I was like, oh

1053
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 4: my god, Hamsa, is this the poop run?

1054
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 3: And that's all I could be grateful four On hindsight,

1055
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 3: it wasn't poop. It wasn't the hot poop run, but

1056
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 3: it was the toilet paper run.

1057
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 4: So some of them did have a little on it,

1058
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: little stains, but it.

1059
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 3: Was the instructor went in and flushed it again, didn't work,

1060
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 3: went double time, so embarrassed.

1061
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 4: It was flooding from like the bowl.

1062
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 3: From the top of the bowl, but also the back

1063
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 3: or like the top.

1064
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, with all the pipes inside.

1065
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fully busting at the seams. And I

1066
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 3: bring everyone in. Everybody gets out. I'm trying to open

1067
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,919
Speaker 3: the door to get out. We left.

1068
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 4: We left to go get mops.

1069
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 3: As soon as the door closed, I fell backwards.

1070
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 4: All we hear is like a cartoonish sound.

1071
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 3: And I had fell into it a little bit and lost.

1072
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 4: A bunch of aura, but lost your sonic rings.

1073
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 3: All of them fell.

1074
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 4: That's what we should add. It was so bad.

1075
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 3: You guys didn't even help me, let me help clean up. No,

1076
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 3: we sent you to Yeah, because you were just causing chaos.

1077
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 5: I think you were just so embarrassed that everything you

1078
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 5: touched was like breaking, and we just told you to leave,

1079
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 5: and me and the instructor got some mops and just

1080
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 5: mopped it all up, and it was embarrassing. That's okay,

1081
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 5: but it happens, like we respect you as a person

1082
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 5: and we understand that like that happens. We didn't make

1083
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 5: fun of you or anything. I think just the longer

1084
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 5: you would have stayed in that scenario, you would have

1085
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 5: slipped more and hurt yourself in your own water.

1086
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 3: It was clear, though you have to tell them it

1087
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,240
Speaker 3: was clear.

1088
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 4: I don't know, yes it was.

1089
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 3: It was a brown like sewer water. You're getting really

1090
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 3: defensive and like it makes me feel like it was you. Remember,

1091
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 3: I have a video of you mopping it up. You

1092
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 3: filmed us, yes, and you said something along you can

1093
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 3: help clean the freaking water, and you filmed us cleaning

1094
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 3: your yes. So what you're like Jack Dougherty when you

1095
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 3: crash this freaking car. You're just filming the car. Bro Like,

1096
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 3: get off your phone, do not bring Jack Dougherty into this.

1097
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 3: He totals McLaren that thing was his baby. But then

1098
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 3: look what happened after that. We had a great workout

1099
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 3: we did and we felt good. And but that's okay,

1100
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 3: just something to bring up.

1101
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 4: And I've been getting.

1102
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 5: Bigger, so this shirt's not doing me justice here. Winter

1103
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 5: arc brew, dude. Old Asians have always been in their

1104
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 5: winter arc. You ever see them just doing their little workouts. No,

1105
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 5: I was walking today and I and I walked past

1106
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 5: uh and I really could not tell you how old

1107
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 5: they were, but they were just standing in their backyard

1108
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 5: holding their fence and just swinging their feet.

1109
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 4: And I just know that they're going to live in

1110
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 4: extra ten years because of that.

1111
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 3: Well, Asians is a broad term, do you mean?

1112
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just find it's always Asians. I

1113
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 4: don't think I've ever seen like.

1114
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, they have a big stress on mobility.

1115
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 5: Mobility, staying active. I mean Mandy said when she was

1116
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 5: working in a hospital, it was always Asian older Asians

1117
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 5: doing mobility work in their in their rooms in there

1118
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 5: when they had to mension people. Yeah, it's like ingrained

1119
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 5: to like they that's like it's just betwnk green tea.

1120
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 5: They work out, they live longer.

1121
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 4: What do we do when we get old? We give up.

1122
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 4: We give up at like sixty. Did you plan on

1123
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,359
Speaker 4: living past sixty? Yes? I don't think you did.

1124
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 3: Uh huh, what do you mean, did do?

1125
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 4: I don't think you do.

1126
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 3: I do.

1127
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 4: I don't have a plan for after sixty.

1128
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 3: You don't have to plan for it, but you just

1129
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 3: accept your.

1130
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 4: They're going for one twenty. I think it was they

1131
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 4: ole continent Asians.

1132
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 3: Scary me.

1133
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 4: We're not. We're staying. We're giving up.

1134
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 3: What are we going to? I think Canada has a

1135
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 3: longer lifespan than the US at least. Probably the food

1136
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 3: is different Europe processed foods too. They're probably going for

1137
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 3: one hundred. Madagascar, what's their average in Europe? Plague probably

1138
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 3: brought them down. Nice you mean plague or plaque because

1139
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 3: they don't brush your teeth, the stinky Europeans.

1140
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 4: I'm a European. Oh really yeah? Those are my people.

1141
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 3: You're not though. Do you have a Croatian passport? Yeah,

1142
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 3: you're born.

1143
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 4: There, Yeah, but European Union passport you're.

1144
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 3: How you were born there? Though?

1145
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 4: You just got it there. I got it through my connections.

1146
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 3: Dang, niceport.

1147
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 4: I don't even use it.

1148
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 3: All I have is a Yemeny passport. Is it's the

1149
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 3: second most useless passport after Afghanistan.

1150
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 4: It's like, literally, how many countries can you go to?

1151
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 3: Like two.

1152
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:02,280
Speaker 4: Where Yemen like Oman still a country.

1153
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 3: Oman is still a country. That's probably a microaggression to

1154
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 3: some degree. But I'm just gonna I.

1155
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 4: Just feel like no one ever brings it up.

1156
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 3: That's true. It is on the low key, but I

1157
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 3: think so as far as I understand.

1158
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 5: But.

1159
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 4: Oman Oman on a dish, you have Yemen ones? Yeah,

1160
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 4: Man's oh, come on, how quick with it?

1161
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 3: Not that much most people say growing up, it would

1162
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 3: just be like, oh, for like the call of duty map.

1163
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 3: That's as far as that conversation will go.

1164
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 4: What's the map?

1165
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 3: It was just one. There was the only one in Yemen.

1166
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, that's huge for you.

1167
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: It's not huge. It's the opposite of you.

1168
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 4: It's bad.

1169
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 3: You know what that felt like when some dude named

1170
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 3: Isaac tells me that he knows some kid named Isaac,

1171
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 3: damn kid named Cash, oh sick like the call of

1172
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 3: duty map, And I got to wear that on my

1173
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 3: sleeve because that's all they know.

1174
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 4: You're just you were just reduced to a call of

1175
00:51:59,360 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 4: duty map.

1176
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 3: Anyway, twenty five is okay? In terms of a dating

1177
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 3: age for him. I think this is within his grasp

1178
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 3: most of the time.

1179
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 5: How old is how old is Leonardo? He must be

1180
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 5: doing those workouts too, He's probably he's forty eight.

1181
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 3: I think I think he actually looks bad for his

1182
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 3: age as far as I understand. Really, his face just

1183
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 3: continues to swell from all directions. I don't know why.

1184
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, he keeps like shrinking in his face. He keeps

1185
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 4: looking like he's actually.

1186
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 3: Not shrinking's expanding. Well, it's turning his surround, That's what

1187
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 3: I mean. That's how it feels. His like actual features

1188
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 3: stay there and then it's turning into a bit of

1189
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 3: a surf caar here Kirk. Yes, it's like a witch

1190
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 3: cursed him. It feels like a curt echo because he

1191
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 3: was such a handsome young man. But what it actually is,

1192
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 3: from what I understand, is HGH. It's a human growth

1193
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 3: growth hormone, pretty common with like what yeah, the top

1194
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 3: that's how they mostly stay young.

1195
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 4: The hell did take HGH?

1196
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, human growth home?

1197
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,280
Speaker 4: Can I take that? I actually sometimes I would probably

1198
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 4: benefit me.

1199
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 3: Like MESSI took it when he was very young, but

1200
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 3: it was medically administered because he was so short that

1201
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 3: they were like here, oh my god. Yeah, but it

1202
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 3: doesn't know it's it's like it can make.

1203
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 4: Me grow bigger.

1204
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 3: I actually don't know, hgh benefit.

1205
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 5: I would probably be one of those kids like in

1206
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 5: those like Darman ass shows or whatever to take steroids.

1207
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 3: Like I would think this is steroids.

1208
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would. I would definitely be like I just

1209
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 5: never was put in a position. But if I was

1210
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 5: maybe in a gym locker room and some dude pulled

1211
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 5: it out, I would. I would take some.

1212
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 3: Oh this is what it is. Yeah, probably I would.

1213
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,959
Speaker 4: I would be the one who fall into that trap.

1214
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 3: Same, I would. I would do it if it didn't

1215
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 3: cause more hair loss than I already have a murdy

1216
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 3: susceptibles hair loss. Yeah, like any of steroids gives you,

1217
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 3: oh I like my hair. Well, it's usually if you're

1218
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 3: prone to hair loss, then it hits you. Growth hormone

1219
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 3: is produced by your brain's petruliably, and but some people

1220
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 3: abuse synthetic growth hormone in the mistake and belief it

1221
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 3: will help them increase muscle size and growth. Like that's

1222
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 3: not the primary thing, what is it for, It's just

1223
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 3: just keeping younger.

1224
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 4: I believe.

1225
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 3: Growth RMON for adults with growth hormone deficiency deficient. Yeah,

1226
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 3: to be administrative, but or you could abuse it be

1227
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 3: part of the unit percent harvested from children, whatever they do.

1228
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 3: It could be administered people with poor bone density, reduced

1229
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 3: muscle mass, fatigue, depression, poor memory, increased body fat around

1230
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 3: the waist.

1231
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 4: Oh, I got to keep my waist on thinner seriously.

1232
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 3: Sorry, just spit everywhere. I don't know if you just

1233
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 3: saw that, but yeah, like Leonardo DiCaprio before and after,

1234
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 3: that's what that is. When ironically he could have just

1235
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 3: not done it and stayed. There's just so much of

1236
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,919
Speaker 3: these rinky dinky like underground medications, this weird ivy drip

1237
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 3: that way with Gilbert Grape because he was on HGH,

1238
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 3: No idea, who that is? Gilbert Grape?

1239
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 4: Seriously?

1240
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 3: Is that the one he did? Stated surgery to Gilbert.

1241
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 4: Grebe, what's eating Gilbert Grape?

1242
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 3: HGH? With Leonardo DiCaprio, I've never seen this And Johnny Depp.

1243
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 4: This is where he played oh interesting trial.

1244
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 3: I think is this the one where he's like, Mom,

1245
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 3: give me some money.

1246
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: Mom?

1247
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:19,479
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so, oh Mom, I need some money?

1248
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,439
Speaker 4: What is what movie is that. I always see clips

1249
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 4: like banging through the door frame part five, like.

1250
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's banging through the door room always the dude

1251
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 3: in the corner and he's like, oh, yes, like I

1252
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 3: saw one and I'm not even joking.

1253
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 5: He did this in the corner. What he did the

1254
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 5: he did the dance the renegade? Is that the renegade

1255
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 5: or he was doing this one.

1256
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 3: Oh that's fun. Oh for listeners, he did something really cool.

1257
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 3: But yeah, go to the video of time Stamp around

1258
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 3: fifty eight minutes to see it. It's like slow motion.

1259
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 5: Yeah he hit that, and I was like, oh my god,

1260
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 5: why is he hitting this on freaking what's the doctor

1261
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 5: with autism?

1262
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 3: Doctor strange? Good doctor? Good doctor. Yes, people don't do

1263
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 3: the slow mos anymore like they used to.

1264
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 4: No, yeah, that's the one.

1265
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 5: And I'm not even the biggest like consumer of dance

1266
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 5: talk like I don't really, but when it does come on.

1267
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 5: My for you page is number one Apple Dance, number

1268
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,839
Speaker 5: two slow motion dances.

1269
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 3: Like that, you get them.

1270
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 4: Still, I do what I do, but it's scary because.

1271
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 5: They are like five likes and it's like some dude

1272
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 5: in like Minnesota, like some random Yeah, but I want

1273
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 5: people to bring it back because I'm tired of the

1274
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 5: really fast stuff, like I need to slow it down.

1275
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 3: Yeah that in transitions for just transition sake. They don't

1276
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 3: do those anymore, just stack like thirty transitions above each

1277
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,479
Speaker 3: other like Reagan seven seven.

1278
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 4: Yeah those are fun.

1279
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 3: What else? Yeah, just fun ones like the.

1280
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 5: Ones they like spread it and it's like ashek single

1281
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 5: yeah or just like yeah, stuff like that.

1282
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 3: People are too there's too quick to comment like wow,

1283
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 3: can't I like imagine you doing this is probably like

1284
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 3: cringe like setting it up.

1285
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,919
Speaker 4: I saw the bts and actually looks fine.

1286
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 5: It's like they're slamming their head on the table repeatedly,

1287
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 5: like the cameras bond that.

1288
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 3: Wow, that's for one hundred and twenty percent, and then

1289
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 3: they do one hundred and thirty percent Corey three dot

1290
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 3: Corey and macau.

1291
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 4: Wow, guys, but you won't wait for three hundred percent?

1292
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah we should do that.

1293
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, we could be the next Micah.

1294
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 3: Cow Micah Cow and three dot Cory Yeah hell yeah, okay,

1295
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 3: we're posting. Did they start with what percent? Do they

1296
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 3: start out? I think they started ten and they take

1297
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 3: it to one hundred and then one hundred and ten.

1298
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, new new series. Yeah, okay, let's do that. No,

1299
00:57:59,120 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 4: you don't.

1300
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 5: The thing is you go to ninety and you don't post,

1301
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 5: and then everyone comments, where's a hundred?

1302
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 4: Where's one hundred?

1303
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 3: And then you got to laugh. You just tie it

1304
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 3: up with the brando Dorito's or something they could bring

1305
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 3: like no way they yeah, like someone famous.

1306
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 4: Like this is such a me.

1307
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 5: I think this is too deep for so many people,

1308
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 5: and I don't think they're understanding, and they just have.

1309
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 5: All we're saying is dude ninety one.

1310
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 4: Hundred, one hundred and twenty hundred and twenty.

1311
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 3: Dot them some of these people who are there for that?

1312
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 5: Oh, if you were fucking born earlier than the DS,

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Speaker 5: don't talk to me.

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Speaker 3: Whoa later? Younger than the DS? How when was the

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Speaker 3: DS made two thousand and four? You just took that

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Speaker 3: off a comments section.

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Speaker 4: Probably just saw the video before I got on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: What someone saying that if you were born before the DS?

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Speaker 4: But there are people and the Wei.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the we you we you we you.

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Speaker 4: If you're younger than the WE, you don't do not

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Speaker 4: speak to me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, someone born two thousand and four is twenty years

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Speaker 3: old Martin, you're just aging yourself. Really, oh, you're just selling.

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Speaker 4: Like old and bro. If you're freaking younger than this dreamcast,

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Speaker 4: if you're young, if.

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Speaker 3: You're younger than the Plasma TV, do not talk to

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Speaker 3: me death.

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Speaker 4: If you're younger than Pong from nineteen seventy two and

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Speaker 4: talk to.

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Speaker 3: Me just one of our bits that we do.

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Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yay, Hi Karamba.

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Speaker 3: I think we're at the top of the hour. Thank

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Speaker 3: you guys for listening for another great episode.

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Speaker 5: Yea, it was incredible. I had a fun with doing

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Speaker 5: a lot of sketching bitses, bitches and and also a

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Speaker 5: lot of sex positive talk.

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Speaker 3: And overall I enjoyed this podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a good one. This is the one

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Speaker 4: that you would probably want deleted though.

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Speaker 3: After and that week. And that's okay because here on

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Speaker 3: that only out of character proc test. Well, will we

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Speaker 3: do that for you guys, And in return, you guys

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Speaker 3: should go check out patreon dot com slash ocpod for

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Speaker 3: weekly solo episodes by myself. Very fun, very engaging, very

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Speaker 3: tom you are and we're just five stars if you

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Speaker 3: can please On Apple Podcasts.

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Speaker 4: Also go check out the Talk to a Bottlefast as

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Speaker 4: well

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Speaker 3: If you have time, we should probably do by No