Speaker 1: Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2: My favorite murder, the mini minisode where we redo your
Speaker 2: story is that you've so kindly written to us.
Speaker 1: Over the years. Do you want to hear one? Now,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Why don't you go first? Okay?
Speaker 3: The subject line of this which thrilled me when I
Speaker 3: read it is money in Unexpected Places.
Speaker 1: We love those stories.
Speaker 3: Can't wait and it starts, howdy Hi, Hello, I'm listening
Speaker 3: to Minniesoda four oh eight, story about finding fifty dollars
Speaker 3: in a vintage skirt. And assume remember that one that's
Speaker 3: still with me, It's still right in my heart. And
Speaker 3: I assumed you either asked for money and unexpected places
Speaker 3: or the writer had a good idea. Yeah, that I
Speaker 3: am now stealing so I can tell my money an
Speaker 3: unexpected places tail. We definitely want money and unexpected places.
Speaker 2: Stories always any amount of money, and the more unexpected
Speaker 2: the better.
Speaker 3: I had a habit, and I explained this to Adrian
Speaker 3: when we were on vacation in October, because we would
Speaker 3: be in these weird places far away, like in an
Speaker 3: island north of Sicily or whatever, and we would be
Speaker 3: walking by like a cliff, the side of a cliff,
Speaker 3: and then there would be like a little hole. And
Speaker 3: then I go, that'd be a good place to hide money,
Speaker 3: and she kept paying. Sorry, why do you keep saying?
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's just what I think all the time.
Speaker 3: Was like, or if you had a key, you had
Speaker 3: a key, you didn't want anyone to find, put it
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 2: Oh, hiding places? What are just hiding places?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, send hiding places. It's just a list. People
Speaker 1: are like a box. Okay.
Speaker 3: My husband and I used to be very into rock climbing,
Speaker 3: and he, being more a more experienced climber, took me
Speaker 3: on many new adventures and taught me new types of climbing.
Speaker 3: One type he taught me is called crack climbing, where
Speaker 3: you smoke a bunch of crack and go to use sebody. No,
Speaker 3: that's not what it says, and then says dot dot dot.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a big old rock face with
Speaker 3: a thin seam running down it? We use those cracks
Speaker 3: in the rock to go up.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, thank you? Have you seen that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They chalk their fingertips and they just hold on. It's
Speaker 1: so any of that, so that's going to be enough.
Speaker 1: Thank you for me.
Speaker 3: My thing is with my commitment issues. I would get
Speaker 3: like eighty feet.
Speaker 1: Up and I like, what the fuck we am?
Speaker 2: I'm actually interested in doing like one of the indoor
Speaker 2: wall climbing things. Oh yeah, that'd be kind of cool. Sure,
Speaker 2: but I don't think I could do it, like when
Speaker 2: there's actual danger involved.
Speaker 1: Freestyle on yeah, yeah on half dome. Ag broke his
Speaker 1: back recently, no, like a million years ago.
Speaker 3: Shit, I know it's I mean there is a lot
Speaker 3: of risk, yeah, so much reward, Like how search I'll
Speaker 3: tell you right now.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I was nervous to crack climb, but he convinced me
Speaker 3: to try it out because one particular climbing route was
Speaker 3: just too fun, too incredible to pass up. He kept
Speaker 3: saying that the last pitch, and then in parentheses it
Speaker 3: says a portion of the climb was the money.
Speaker 1: Pitch because it was so great.
Speaker 3: He wouldn't stop saying the money pitch, so I wouldn't
Speaker 3: stop making fun of him while we climbed, because who
Speaker 3: describes things as money anymore? Well, lo and behold to
Speaker 3: both of our shock. When we got to the top
Speaker 3: of the climb, over one hundred feet off the ground,
Speaker 3: we discovered tucked right into the crack on this rock
Speaker 3: a twenty.
Speaker 1: Dollars bill money.
Speaker 3: I guess it was the money pitch yep, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then it just says, stay sexy and pay it forward.
Speaker 3: So maybe one day the twenty dollars you hide somewhere
Speaker 3: will end up as a story on MFM.
Speaker 1: Grace, I love that. I'm going to do that. I'm
Speaker 1: going to high twenty dollars somewhere. Yeah, in a weird spot.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, maybe you could have hid twenty dollars on
Speaker 3: a playground.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, handemonium right.
Speaker 3: And wait, there's a ps on this. It says, oh,
Speaker 3: hello Catherine Elizabeth, my best friend slash sister I never had,
Speaker 3: who introduced me to MFM during the Pits of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, all.
Speaker 2: Right, money found story?
Speaker 1: Love it?
Speaker 2: Okay, this is called your classic Florida dad near kidnapping story. Hey, MFM.
Speaker 2: I've been making to write this in for so long,
Speaker 2: and finally I decided it was time. I grew up
Speaker 2: in a small town in Florida with my two amazing
Speaker 2: parents in the late nineties early two thousands. My parents
Speaker 2: raised my sister and I like a classic seventies eighties
Speaker 2: family think latchkeyp parenting with giant house parties on school nights.
Speaker 2: This included my dad taking me to his favorite local
Speaker 2: bar for happy hour when my mom took my sister
Speaker 2: to her ballet classes on Friday night. On this particul
Speaker 2: Friday night, my dad was drinking at the bar while
Speaker 2: I sat by myself in the quote kid's corner in
Speaker 2: the bar where they Yeah, but it's Florida, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yep, and sorry, the eighties in Florida.
Speaker 2: This is the late ninety early two thousands, but everything
Speaker 2: was aged.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you know.
Speaker 3: But that idea, it's like, well, at Lisa, maybe the
Speaker 3: trauma of that would be this lessened by just having
Speaker 3: other kids with you.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, she's alone, and then she says where they
Speaker 2: had an old, basically empty toy claw machine in a
Speaker 2: race car game so the parents could ignore the kids.
Speaker 2: All they wanted. Just threw some shit in the corner
Speaker 2: and they're like, that's a kid's corner. Yeah, I'm minding
Speaker 2: my business driving race cars. When a tall, thin man
Speaker 2: came up to me from the back door beside the
Speaker 2: claw machine, he proceeded to tell me that my dad
Speaker 2: was outside waiting for me and had asked him to
Speaker 2: kindly come collect me to go home. I was probably
Speaker 2: about six years old, and somehow my six year old
Speaker 2: brain told me that this guy was full of I
Speaker 2: looked over at the bar and saw my dad still
Speaker 2: standing with his friends, completely unaware of what was happening.
Speaker 2: I told the man I needed to get my stuffed
Speaker 2: animal at the bar and politely excuse myself to go.
Speaker 2: Ask my then quite drunk dad what was going on?
Speaker 1: Oh shit?
Speaker 2: When I told him, he grabbed the manager and drunkenly
Speaker 2: told her to maybe check out this guy outside. Turns
Speaker 2: out he had corralled another child with him and she
Speaker 2: caught him outside just in time. As far as I know,
Speaker 2: nothing ever came of this, and though I have tried
Speaker 2: to research this many times, there's no record of a
Speaker 2: near kidnapping at the local bar. My dad to this
Speaker 2: day can only vaguely remember almost losing his daughter that
Speaker 2: night and had never followed up about the man who
Speaker 2: tried to take her. Classic Dad. My dad is an
Speaker 2: incredible guy and continues to live life with a live fast,
Speaker 2: die young attitude at the ripe young age of seventy.
Speaker 2: As you can imagine, I have plenty more death secret
Speaker 2: past life stories that I would have to write about
Speaker 2: another day involving this legendary man. And with that, stay
Speaker 2: sexy and don't let your husband take your six year
Speaker 2: old to happy hour, or if you do, maybe sit
Speaker 2: her on the bar like a normal parent. Emma she her.
Speaker 1: Holy fucking shit, I'm a holy shit.
Speaker 2: You got to look at local kidnappings from that like
Speaker 2: from that area and that time, because.
Speaker 3: That guy was such a psycho that he he already
Speaker 3: had a kid and he was getting another kid.
Speaker 1: Like, what in the loving fuck are we talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why did nobody follow up?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Why? Because they're all drunk and it's that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, that's the I feel like, maybe to me
Speaker 3: part of why I am as obsessed with true crime.
Speaker 3: There is a little bit of that the seventies parenting
Speaker 3: where it's like, why is no one paying attention? Am
Speaker 3: I the only one paying attention? Then it's like I
Speaker 3: better fucking pay attention, and I bet I better pay
Speaker 3: attention to all the day shit. So that like, because
Speaker 3: if it's you know, if it's me by myself.
Speaker 2: It's paying attention, then yeah, you're on your fucking own.
Speaker 3: And six year old Emma, the badass who's just like
Speaker 3: she first of all, how brilliant, She's like, not my dad, whatever,
Speaker 3: she goes, excuse me, I would like to go with you.
Speaker 3: That's a great idea. Let me get my stuffed animal
Speaker 3: like a child would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, memento. Let me just go grab the
Speaker 2: and then be like, dad, what is up with this guy?
Speaker 2: She says that he knows.
Speaker 3: You should I go with this kidnapper? Or what do
Speaker 3: you would you like to win? Or are you having too
Speaker 3: much fun? Motherfucker?
Speaker 2: Okay, drink your fucking seven and seven and like, let's
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: Come, I mean, happier Yeah, no, rules, happier Jesus Christ,
Speaker 3: there is some active kidnapper in the building.
Speaker 1: Do you give a shit? Is really? Is the answer?
Speaker 3: Really? No?
Speaker 1: God, damn? Oh, I think you're gonna like this one.
Speaker 3: Okay, It says the power of the magic eight ball
Speaker 3: family drama request and it says, hello, lady, I could
Speaker 3: write a book about my family, but here's the story
Speaker 3: of why my cousin and I no longer speak.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love it already, right, Hell, that's why
Speaker 2: family members don't speak.
Speaker 3: Please the most basic story is still going to be great. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it could be like we fought one time. It's like,
Speaker 3: god damn, yeah, yeah, I can.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't have anyone like I'll never speak to again,
Speaker 2: so it's really nice to hear that I.
Speaker 3: Only have like eight or nine people like that. My
Speaker 3: cousin and I were raised essentially as siblings, and so
Speaker 3: when he got engaged, I offered to help with the
Speaker 3: wedding planning, as I not only work at a wedding venue,
Speaker 3: but I've been a bridesmaid about ten times and have
Speaker 3: friends in the industry. The first time I read this,
Speaker 3: I didn't read clearly that they're saying they work at
Speaker 3: a wedding venue. So when they say I've been a
Speaker 3: bridesmaid ten times and have friends in the industry, it
Speaker 3: made me laugh so hard because I thought they were
Speaker 3: just like bragging that they'd bend to that many weddings,
Speaker 3: that they're.
Speaker 1: Like friends with the caterer. I know they teach everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, their wedding budget was approximately five dollars, so the
Speaker 3: extended family was really trying to chip in to help.
Speaker 3: I was paying for the cake, my parents paid for
Speaker 3: the ceremony venue, and another family member was paying for
Speaker 3: the reception hall. I knew that the couple was stressed
Speaker 3: due to money, so I really tried to make the
Speaker 3: wedding planning meetings fun. And then in parentheses it says
Speaker 3: champagne music, dance breaks, bride and groom sashes, etc. We
Speaker 3: got an argument over family drama. And then in parentheses
Speaker 3: it says his mom doesn't like the bride.
Speaker 2: Ooh, I got a question. This whole fucking wedding. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: this whole marriage, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, So they got an argument about that, and my
Speaker 3: involvement in the wedding stopped. I had tried to meet
Speaker 3: with my cousin on several occasions, and I even wrote
Speaker 3: him a letter, with no luck. The wedding was supposed
Speaker 3: to be in June of twenty twenty three, so in April,
Speaker 3: my cousin called a fifteen person family meeting. If you
Speaker 3: couldn't attend the meeting, then you were disinvited to the wedding.
Speaker 2: I love like a wedding monsters. These are great people
Speaker 2: go crazy, You go crazy fucking crazy, Okay.
Speaker 3: And it's not just like Bridezilla. It's like what happens
Speaker 3: is everyone goes crazy and the bride has to be
Speaker 3: the like middleman for all of it, and then they
Speaker 3: go crazy.
Speaker 2: I love when, like you see those people that like
Speaker 2: pop up online where it's like this is the list
Speaker 2: that the bride sent that you have, like the non
Speaker 2: negotiables if you want to be if you want to
Speaker 2: be invited, Like I love those, and they're like fucking
Speaker 2: nightmares my favorite.
Speaker 3: Well so it's like the non negotables, all right, well
Speaker 3: then I guess I'm out, like you're.
Speaker 2: Then I don't want to come there, fucking web.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine a world we're actually just on principle,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't like, well then, yeah, stand your ground, I'll
Speaker 3: talk to you later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have a great life, you dumb ass.
Speaker 3: Okay, So if you didn't come to this meeting, you
Speaker 3: were just invited from the wedding. The meeting lasted two
Speaker 3: hours and no one was allowed to speak unless you
Speaker 3: were given the magic eight ball. However, no matter how
Speaker 3: many times someone asked for the eight ball, my cousin
Speaker 3: wouldn't give it to anyone. There ended up being physical
Speaker 3: fights plural at this meeting and so much screaming. I'm
Speaker 3: surprised the cops weren't called.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, the.
Speaker 3: Wedding ended up getting canceled just to find out that
Speaker 3: my cousin legally got married a whole year in advance
Speaker 3: and didn't tell anyone.
Speaker 1: So most of this drama was for nothing.
Speaker 2: Send us your stories about people being petty as fuck.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
Speaker 3: And also send us your stories about people who try
Speaker 3: to get their entire family to pay for shit they're
Speaker 3: doing when they already did it privately. Right, Stay sexy,
Speaker 3: and next time bring your own magic eight ball.
Speaker 1: Michelle.
Speaker 3: Oh, Michelle, I think you just kicked off a family
Speaker 3: drama series that I hope everybody can come to because
Speaker 3: truly doesn't take much for a family drama email to
Speaker 3: be great.
Speaker 2: Tell us about your family drama, the pettier the better,
Speaker 2: and you're just sitting pretty within your fucking in your
Speaker 2: non bullshit world.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, I think you could do a subset of
Speaker 3: like family wedding drama, because that alone, for.
Speaker 2: Sure, that alone or just wedding drama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, My next one's.
Speaker 2: Called I Ran Away on the Appalachian Trail at twelve. Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: I love your stories and I'm not a day winner,
Speaker 2: but I heard you're getting lost in the woods. Stories
Speaker 2: and have to tell you mine. I grew up in
Speaker 2: West Virginia and have always been the one gal every
Speaker 2: parent hates. So let's rewind to nineteen ninety six. I
Speaker 2: think here goes. My mother got married to the most
Speaker 2: annoying step dad any thirteen year old could imagine. He
Speaker 2: was a know it all and was a man.
Speaker 1: Of the woods.
Speaker 2: He was a biologist and always trying to impress his
Speaker 2: new wife with some woodsy excursion, irritating well. One particular day,
Speaker 2: he wanted to go on a hike to Rocky Run
Speaker 2: Shelter and thought it would benefit me as a tween
Speaker 2: to go on the hike. So clearly I asked my
Speaker 2: best friend to go, and something snapped in my tiny
Speaker 2: brain and I decided it would be fun for us.
Speaker 1: To run away.
Speaker 2: We hid in the woods until they couldn't see us,
Speaker 2: and then walked until we reached Rocky Run Shelter. Guys,
Speaker 2: in our dumb little brains, we thought we would meet
Speaker 2: hot hikers. Instead, we found an a frame shelter and
Speaker 2: cold woods. As it was the middle of December and
Speaker 2: we were freezing. Any old who after our fire burned
Speaker 2: out and we had one sip of water and fifteen skittles.
Speaker 2: We decided to go to sleep. We heard what we
Speaker 2: thought were farm dogs barking, but no, those were the
Speaker 2: hound dogs. The whole park service people unleashed the hounds
Speaker 2: and used helicopters to find us with infrared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're two twelve year olds out in the fucking woods.
Speaker 1: They would have to in December.
Speaker 2: These kind of men rescued us with foil blankets and
Speaker 2: walked us out to the parking lot. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: if you've ever been in as much trouble as I
Speaker 2: was in that moment, despite a parking lot full of
Speaker 2: fire trucks and ambulances and reporters. My parents knew I
Speaker 2: did that on purpose, and their searing eyes and silence
Speaker 2: said everything, you little shit lit sit. The next day
Speaker 2: at school, I learned I was on the front page
Speaker 2: of all our local papers, and the lunch ladies laughed
Speaker 2: at me. I can send you the newspaper article to
Speaker 2: prove it. Love you and don't be a dumb tween
Speaker 2: and run away on the Appalachian Trail. The guys aren't
Speaker 2: that hot, m am.
Speaker 1: You're a legend ho hiker.
Speaker 3: I think that's so funny and cool and yeah, don't
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: Never do it.
Speaker 1: Don't do it.
Speaker 3: But what a fucking hilarious story to do something so
Speaker 3: oh brady that you end up on the front page
Speaker 3: of the paper.
Speaker 1: He's pretty legendary.
Speaker 2: And your parents aren't even worried about you because they're
Speaker 2: like this little fucking brat. Yeah, I know she's faking.
Speaker 3: They know. Okay, here's my last one. The subject line says,
Speaker 3: I know you love cute old people stories slash missed millionaires,
Speaker 3: and it says hey MFM fan, new slightly obsessed listener here,
Speaker 3: and then there's a little winky sideways emoji thing punctuation emoji,
Speaker 3: my favorite type of emoji. Quick appreciation for you, both
Speaker 3: as a fellow mental health advocate and fellow feeler of
Speaker 3: all the fields. Thank you for your authenticity and for
Speaker 3: simply talking about things that are so stigmatized in our
Speaker 3: society today. One of my favorite things is hearing how
Speaker 3: teared up you two and then a parentheses says, mostly Karen,
Speaker 3: get over sweet old people. And after a recent binge
Speaker 3: of MFM on my commune, I heard a request for
Speaker 3: more stories. Short and sweet story for my very Short
Speaker 3: and very Sweet ninety one and ninety year old grandparents
Speaker 3: aka Nana and Grandpa.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're so lucky.
Speaker 3: I know they made it. Back in the day, Grandpa
Speaker 3: was an architect. In fact, you can still find his buildings,
Speaker 3: homes and apartments in some suburbs of Chicago as well
Speaker 3: as the Sarasota area. And then parentheses it says, sweet
Speaker 3: random fact, my girl cousin Sary and I Cassandra have
Speaker 3: a street named after us in one of those Chicago
Speaker 3: suburb developments. Oh, the street is a combo of her
Speaker 3: and my name's Sarandara.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you live on that street? Tell
Speaker 2: us write us in. I bet someone listening right now
Speaker 2: lives on the fucking street Sarandara Avenue. Yeah, in Oak
Speaker 2: Park or some shit.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: A few years ago, when my family made it to
Speaker 3: Tampa for a visit, Nana's filled the beans on a
Speaker 3: little gem of Grandpa's architectural career. It turned out that
Speaker 3: back in the day, think fifty sixties, when they were
Speaker 3: living in Illinois and raising their family, Grandpa was approached
Speaker 3: with the opportunity and this says it in all caps,
Speaker 3: to design the McDonald's arches. Oh what the company was
Speaker 3: looking for? Something to set them apart in the burger world,
Speaker 3: and they were searching for someone to make their arch
Speaker 3: dreams a reality.
Speaker 1: They asked Grandpa. Grandpa turned them down. No, he thought
Speaker 1: the idea was stupid and not profitable.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you could tell in Nana's voice on
Speaker 3: Grandpa's eye roll when she was telling the story that
Speaker 3: the two of them have had more than a couple
Speaker 3: conversations about the outcome of this career decision. This has
Speaker 3: come up and every time they fight, and every time
Speaker 3: they passed the McDonald's.
Speaker 2: And he refuses to eat a McDonald's and she fucking
Speaker 2: loves it.
Speaker 3: I've my friend Peter Folks has a I can't remember
Speaker 3: it's he nozguy was a relative of his who and
Speaker 3: I'm probably I probably have told you the story in
Speaker 3: these past nine years. In the seventies, it was a
Speaker 3: contest from the new slogan for New York City, and
Speaker 3: you know it's now I love New York like the
Speaker 3: iHeart New York thing. His submission was, I like New York.
Speaker 3: The shrug is the best part.
Speaker 1: He's so close like he was like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: a good slug and I like New.
Speaker 3: York and they're like, we'll go with I love New
Speaker 3: York because it actually sees.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like New York fits the New York
Speaker 2: vibe kind of better.
Speaker 3: Though it does, you know, and it is like you yeah,
Speaker 3: a little doubt, a little shrug.
Speaker 1: I like to not to, don't make a fuss, no
Speaker 1: big do. Oh Okay, here's the end of this email.
Speaker 3: All the love and smooches to two of my favorite people,
Speaker 3: and to Grandpa for sticking it to the man before
Speaker 3: it was even a thing, and before he even knew
Speaker 3: what he was doing. Stay sexy and maybe take a
Speaker 3: beat before rejecting an opportunity.
Speaker 1: Cass she her. Wow, that's and epic fail. So hilarious.
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay.
Speaker 2: My last one's about a grandma. Actually it's called klepto Grandma. Yes, hey, besties,
Speaker 2: My grandma Chris has never been the typical loving, good cook,
Speaker 2: spoiling the grandchildren type. Most holidays consisted of five dollars
Speaker 2: gift cards and scratch off lottery tickets as presents. Yeah
Speaker 2: sounds great.
Speaker 1: Yeah love that.
Speaker 2: As an only child and middle grandchild, too young for
Speaker 2: the older cousins and too old for the younger I
Speaker 2: typically spent my time snooping around my grandparents' house without notice.
Speaker 1: Hell yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing to look at was the display of
Speaker 2: glass collectible cups. The cups have survived decades of air
Speaker 2: hockey pucks, pillows, and various toys flying around the room
Speaker 2: from my cousins. I asked my grandpa Roger if he
Speaker 2: remembers getting all of the indestructible glasses and if there
Speaker 2: were any stories behind them. His response, Oh, all of
Speaker 2: those are from your grandma making them from everywhere we
Speaker 2: went over the years. So it says what apparently any
Speaker 2: slight mention of liking anything from truly anywhere would magically
Speaker 2: end up in her purse. After the realization that my
Speaker 2: grandma is a klepto sunk in, I then started to
Speaker 2: remember all the things that grandma always brought home with
Speaker 2: her cups, utensils, bowls, umbrellas, jello shots. I got her
Speaker 2: way out of it, fucking Tenny's and she grabs the
Speaker 2: umbrella out of the umbrellas doad.
Speaker 1: She likes it, but it's like some other one.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to eat a Moon's over Miami, Miamiami.
Speaker 2: My grandpa also told me that she took one of
Speaker 2: the glasses from the restaurant during their first date. I
Speaker 2: asked what you thought when she whipped out the stolen
Speaker 2: cup and he just shrugged and said, should have been
Speaker 2: a sign. But oh well, it should have been a sign.
Speaker 1: That's good, Dadpa comedy right there, called a red flag.
Speaker 2: Forty eight years later and they're still happily married, and
Speaker 2: my grandma mainly goes to the casino to rack up
Speaker 2: those big ticket items and it says, how many blenders
Speaker 2: does one person need? Stay sexy and hydro valuables when
Speaker 2: my grandma is around Kayla ps. My grandpa also told
Speaker 2: me that my grandma took the tip money as well
Speaker 2: during their first date. Wtf, Christine, don't do that? How
Speaker 2: did she get a second date with this dude?
Speaker 3: First of all, did he take her on a date
Speaker 3: to like a jersey mis Like? Is it a tip
Speaker 3: at the front or was it like the tip on
Speaker 3: someone else's table?
Speaker 2: I think there's like the tip on the table, like
Speaker 2: he put the tip down on the table. She fucking
Speaker 2: took it.
Speaker 1: She took his tip money.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 2: She is spicy.
Speaker 1: She's a true club.
Speaker 3: Do I have to admit I'm not judging in Christine
Speaker 3: because or Kayla, who's you know, who cares? Who actually
Speaker 3: cares about Christine? But when I would get drunk, I
Speaker 3: love to like I would.
Speaker 1: I would be like that with.
Speaker 3: My but it was always my friend's stuff, and it
Speaker 3: was stuff that I would did next day. I'd be like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 3: I stole this, like a Frank Sinatra cassette tape, and
Speaker 3: I'd be like, didn't say like sorry, this is yours.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, just things ending up in your purse.
Speaker 3: It was like that feeling of like I want something,
Speaker 3: Why can't I have something?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Just constant dissatisfaction.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this should be mine, this should be mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, tell us.
Speaker 2: Your klepto stories, tell us your everything stories.
Speaker 3: Literally please, we love them, and thank you for submitting
Speaker 3: everybody on today's show and everybody ever forever. Yeah, in history,
Speaker 3: anyone who's ever written an email, thank you for your service.
Speaker 2: Appreciate you, say sexy and don't get murdered.
Speaker 4: Elvis, do you want a cookie?
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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Alejandra Keck.
Speaker 1: Our editor is Aristotle Oscevedo. This episode was mixed by
Speaker 1: Leona Squalacci.
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