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Speaker 1: handle on that. But when you hand it to me,

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00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: you said, because you're anti gun? How do you know?

421
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: I said, I said, because you're a gangster? Are you

422
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: anti I'm anti gun? I'm not anti gun, but I

423
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: don't have one and I don't or yes, I do,

424
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: I have many. I have many guns. I'm not a

425
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: fan of gun. I shot a rifle when I was

426
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: in camp when I was ten. I was your daughter's age.

427
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: It was an all girls camp in Maine called Fernwood,

428
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: and I think my mother wrote a letter. She was like,

429
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: what's up, because I would write home, I'm shooting a rifle.

430
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: What does that mean when they no, No, we were

431
00:26:56,119 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: lying down on old mattresses and like I was, I

432
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: was like a marksman. Um. You know between shooting rifles

433
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: and macromy Um. I prefer the rifles, as you should.

434
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: But um no, I don't like guns. I think it's

435
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 1: I think it's a tragedy. What's going on. Well, America's

436
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: a little nuttie with it, and I'm sure we'll get

437
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: people that fuck you Peters if you don't like guns

438
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: or America once you get out. I'm like, that's not

439
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,479
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm just saying I think there there

440
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: should be some limits on these guns. Maybe you should

441
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: cut that out. I mean, I don't know there. Well,

442
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some people who will say something about that,

443
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: but that's okay. They say other things. They don't like

444
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: my voice whenever I talk, really say something. Yeah, I

445
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: like when you're chime in. Um uh. The current review

446
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: for those of you watching, if you'd like to leave

447
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: us a good review, um that we get lots of

448
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: good reviews, but they left it's like a four star review.

449
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: It's pretty, it's pretty, like the stars are good, but

450
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: then they just are like I like it. But and

451
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 1: then it's just like gales on a chalkboard. Don't let

452
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: her speak anymore. You know what it is because he hears.

453
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: The difference is whenever Courtney is speaking on the show,

454
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: it's like me and a bunch of rappers or fighters.

455
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 1: So you've got all these alpha male voices going on.

456
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: Then you hear a woman's voice and it's like, yeah,

457
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: and now you got you Me and Wendy. It'll it'll

458
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: just blend right in. It's a concert. So I know

459
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: this is not my interview, Like, I'm not interviewing you,

460
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: but you can't can do whatever you want. Jazzed by

461
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: how well you can dance? Where did you see me dancing?

462
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: You did? It was just like a little clip of

463
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: you doing making fun of yourself dancing in high school.

464
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: When do you know what I'm talking about? My breakdancing?

465
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: When breakdance? Yes, yes, I used to breakdance. What the

466
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: here's the video of your b boy? I probably just

467
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: did some like popping. Yeah, he's making fun of himself,

468
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: but it was talented. Ali is a phenomenal dancer, a

469
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: woman like like I've never been with a woman that

470
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: had like that natural rhythm like that and I've dated

471
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: black women. I'm just saying, um, my girl, when I

472
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: play music and she dances, I actually get a big

473
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: smile on my face because I'm like, microls dope, she

474
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: can dance? Is that her profession? No, No, that's what

475
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: she did when she was trying to make ends meet.

476
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: But um, but it's so much easier without the high

477
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: heels on. You know, I can never wear high heels

478
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: again because I was hit by a car a couple

479
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: of years ago. Did you read about that. I remember

480
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: remember that time, and I don't. I don't. I like

481
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: having the excuse, like because I don't like wearing high heels.

482
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: I don't. You know? It's funny, is I always used

483
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: to be with these women that would always dress up

484
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: in high heels and makeup and all that. And now

485
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: my girl never wears high ols. And I don't let

486
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: her wear makeup. I don't not let her, but she

487
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: doesn't need it. She may put a little something on,

488
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: but you won't notice it. And she boy addressed with sneakers,

489
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm good with that, right, I'm very

490
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: good with that. Like somebody said, during the pandemic, she wrote,

491
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: suddenly all the fancy persons. I have seemed so like

492
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: you don't need a lot of stuff. I got rid

493
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: of so many things to independent. I got rid of cars,

494
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: I got rid of watches, I got rid of houses. Really,

495
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: I got rid of women. I got rid of this

496
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: all happened during lockdow. Oh yeah, it was a good clean.

497
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: A friend of ours said that he's getting a divorce,

498
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: and he said he went to this divorce lawyer who

499
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: was so busy for the pandemic. You know, people realize.

500
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: He went to the office to take a number, had

501
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: the del counter. Basically, I just got rid of so

502
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: much stuff of my husband's I got rid of his

503
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: comic book collection, his baseball cards. Do you really do this?

504
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: That's my pension? Are I know? Um? No, but I did.

505
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: I did. I went through my clothes and I'm pretty

506
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: much haired. I know I don't have I wear the

507
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: same thing every day. I was like, oh, I wonder

508
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: what she's gonna wear today. I was like, weren't you

509
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: just in this last week? Well? This was black, um,

510
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: And I thought very hard, I don't like what I'm

511
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: wearing today, but it's my uniform. I like it. I

512
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: like it. You it is Belieban. Look, you've got thick hair, huh,

513
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: I do, But I'm cutting it. I'm cutting it. I think,

514
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: I don't know that's what I want. I'm funny. I'm funny.

515
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: One of the things I remember about watching on TV

516
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: other than your act obviously, but remember watching going She's

517
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: got really thick hair, like a solid head hair on you.

518
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: It's it's it's deceptive. Is because you have a small head.

519
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: Maybe I have Sarah Jessica park Her faith. Um no,

520
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: but I don't know. If you're obsessed with your hair. Yeah, well,

521
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: I mean, as Russell will tell you, I've dyed my

522
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: hair many times, even just in knowing. It's been pink

523
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: a few times. Been pink. It's been like more of

524
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: like a like on the orange side of red. It's

525
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: been on the natural side of that like strawberry thing.

526
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: It's been blonde. What is your natural hair color? It's

527
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: like a dirty blonde. I mean you can see it actually,

528
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: because I'm growing out my undercut, so I have like

529
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: a ponytail and a mullet right now. You can see it.

530
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: The mullets an honor of Indiana. Yes, my grandmother was

531
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: so ahead of her time. She had blue hair. No,

532
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: now it's in yeah, the original blue hair. She used

533
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: to um my grandmother. She used to put the phone

534
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: in her purse and this was before phones, cell phones,

535
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: in the rotary phone. But I think I missed my

536
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: grandparents anymore. Yeah, I knew, I knew them all well.

537
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: My parents are still alive, so it's really Yeah, they're

538
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: in their eighties and they still do pilates, and I'm like,

539
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: I can't do I did it once. I did one.

540
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: I did pilate. But I think that that's why I'm

541
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: so immature. Because my parents are alive. It's like, you know,

542
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: it's like the succession where you feel like an adult.

543
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: I don't because I'm still the baby. Are you the baby?

544
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: Are you the baby? I'm the baby. I'm the baby,

545
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: and it's you and your brother and my brother, and

546
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: it's me my sister who's two years older than I am.

547
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: And your parents are still and both alive, and they

548
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: live in Manhattan. Really yeah, they like in Rhine Gold Towers.

549
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: They decided they didn't want to go to Florida or Iversona.

550
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: They just wanted they were like too many Jews. I'm

551
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: gonna stay New York. Yeah, they're like going out the party?

552
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: Did they they go out like every day? Did they

553
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: ever go to a studio fifty four your parents? No?

554
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: But um I went to the dance Do you remember

555
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: dance Eteria? And I swear I saw Madonna performed there.

556
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: This is before she was anybody would have been like

557
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: three even before that. Actually, And did you ever go there? No?

558
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: I knew about dance Terry, but I never went. Did

559
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 1: you go to Studio fifty four? I wish? Did you

560
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: live in Manhattan? Never? No? I stayed. I mean when

561
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: I would do New York in the nineties, I would

562
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 1: stay in Woodbridge, New Jersey, at Patrese and Patrese on

563
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: Eil and Keith Robinson's place, and I would sleep on

564
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: their couch. Wow. I just saw Keith on a commercial.

565
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 1: I love Keith. He's so funny talent, He's so funny.

566
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: I think he just turned sixty or almost. I think

567
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: I met him in Montreal and we went like this

568
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 1: with our hands, like just size to see how big

569
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 1: his hands. His hands were, like four times because Keith

570
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 1: is little. Oh, Patresea is dead son. But I met

571
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: them together backstage. Yeah, that would have been all right, probably,

572
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 1: And Kevin Hart yeah, you could. You could probably be

573
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 1: bigger than his hands. I don't think I but I

574
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: tested our feet. Apparently Kevin Hart's got a huge penis.

575
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: Though really I'm not just saying that. It's apparently Kevin

576
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: Hart does have a very large penis. Is that something?

577
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: He's mentioned it on me? Okay, but I've heard somebody

578
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: else mentioned it before, some comic that was talking about

579
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 1: an incident that happened one time, like Kevin Harts had

580
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: a huge dick on him and like what. I was like,

581
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know how you know this? He goes,

582
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how, and he told me and I

583
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: was like okay, And I was like, when you noticed

584
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 1: it like that? He was, yeah, I was one of

585
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: the things. I was like, what what the fuck? No?

586
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: It was a Hitachi and it couldn't have been the

587
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: are white. He's the special edition Hitachi, the Collectors one.

588
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: There was an AC outlet on it. Though. Okay, alrighty,

589
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: then there's really no tone to this podcast. It's just

590
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: we're shooting the ship. We're shooting the ship. Should I

591
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: feel like we need to sing or something? I was, well,

592
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: you know, speaking of that, I feel like you're Um,

593
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you about your your musical. Are

594
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: you still working on that? Are you doing a music?

595
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: I started writing a musical. UM. It's called Home on Tuesday.

596
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: It's about three stand up comedians in Las Vegas over

597
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day weekend, right after Trump was elected, and so

598
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: it's before the pandemic. And then one of the comedians

599
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:15,959
Speaker 1: is very political, the pandemic being Trump or and it's

600
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: there are different love stories and um about comedy and money.

601
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: And I wrote the music. You wrote the music. I

602
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: wrote four of the melodies, and I wrote all of

603
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: the lyrics, and I'm halfway through. I just finished Act one,

604
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: which is like ninety pages, which I know is insanely long,

605
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: but it's my passion thing because nobody knows I'm musical. Um. Yeah.

606
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: She informed me that she could play the piano very well. Well.

607
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: I didn't say very well. I said I could play

608
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: the piano. Well. I can't play at all, so which

609
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: means you can play it very well. What made you

610
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: get a piano? Just long story short was I bought

611
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: it for an X and and when she had moved out,

612
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: she took it with her and then she was moving

613
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 1: back to her mother's like, hey, do you want that

614
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: piano back? And I'm like, yeah, sure, it's gorgeous it

615
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: has been now sitting there and I'm like, I think

616
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: I want to sell it because it really is just

617
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: taking up a lot of space. Well, maybe your daughter

618
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: wants to know, are you musical? Well you want played

619
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: the turntable. That's still being musical. It's still being musical.

620
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: But I don't have to read music. I read wave

621
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: files and now at this point, yeah, so you never

622
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: like played the saxophone. Oh I did actually try sex really,

623
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: I was just picking up in grade school. Really did

624
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: saxophone in eighth grade. And I realized, yeah, that's not

625
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: for me. And what about your brother? I never blew him,

626
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: but my father made me take guitar lessons. I remember

627
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: back and then uh, back in the late seventies early eighties,

628
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: playing the guitar is a good way to get girls.

629
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: It wasn't for me either. You didn't think I have

630
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: to play Happy Birthday on the guitar, but it was

631
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: really Oh wow, so you picked out like individual melodies.

632
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like the you know, I know

633
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: that like seven chords or something, probably less, and then

634
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: you write the songs from those chords. It's her birthday,

635
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 1: it's her birthday, it's my birthday, toy, So is gonna

636
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: have alcohol? Yes, yeah, we're going to cut it in

637
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: the middle of the episode. Oh my gosh. Um No,

638
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: I love that though. That sounds like I just want

639
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: you to know I would watch that musical. Would I

640
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: would watch that musical. I would audition for that musical.

641
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: I would want to be in it. I've my original

642
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: major was musical theater, so that combines. So you're a singer. Yes,

643
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: that's right. I forgot about that part. Yes, So I

644
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: watched all these musicals just to inform myself, and I

645
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: realized there aren't that many that I love. Yeah, what

646
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: do you love? Um? Yeah? And uh, well, when I

647
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: was younger, I loved Pippin. But then I saw it

648
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 1: recently and I'm like, I love him though. But um,

649
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: what I realized I loved about it at the time

650
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: was it was the first time somebody was on stage

651
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: and broke the fourth wall and talked to the audience.

652
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: And so I realized that's what I loved about. Um.

653
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: But and I heard, dear Evan Hampton is great. I

654
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: haven't seen that yet I feel I feel like I

655
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 1: d in a way. It's like because I wasn't actively

656
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: pursuing it anymore. I do feel like I'm not as

657
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: up on the current shows. I mean I saw Hamilton's

658
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: like I saw Hamilton's on Disney Plus. Yes, so did

659
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: I know? I said I saw it. I made it

660
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: a few times. Yeah, I bought tickets. It's going to

661
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: be at the pantages. Actually, so I go to tickets

662
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: for that. I've never been a musical guy. I can

663
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: see that. Yeah. Like I liked Greece. Yeah you know

664
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, yeah, I liked Greece. Um. I

665
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: didn't like Annie, Yeah I didn't. I again all of

666
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: that stuff. When I was a kid, I was like, No,

667
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: what I did love was a chorus line which was,

668
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I think it was Jerome Robin, No, Bob Fosse.

669
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: It was totally about Fosse. Yeah, and I saw the

670
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: original cast. Like that's how old I am. Yeah, but

671
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: you also lived in New York, so that's true you

672
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: had an advantage. Yeah, so um, but what do you like?

673
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like when I was obsessed with it,

674
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: I loved Rent. I still know all the words Rent

675
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: and which makes me so I mean typical and lame

676
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: of the time period everything. Yeah, but you know, so

677
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: I never saw Rent, but Team of Mayor AKA made

678
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: fun of it. Yeah, and that's so I feel like

679
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: I've ever saw Rent. I would be thinking why Team America?

680
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because is that basically what

681
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: it's about? Yeah, like like that we all have aids. Yeah,

682
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: yeah that sounds like it sounds well. It's based on

683
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: Labo M the Opera, which is like, yes, so it's

684
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: like everyone in um La bo Um. You know, they're

685
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 1: all getting tuberculosis. They're all like the sort of um

686
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: an update on Rent and make everybody get COVID. Yes, yeah,

687
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: that would be the modern Rent's what's the thing that

688
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: the moratorium? They'll call it Moratorium on Rent. Yeah, it

689
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: would be such a musical. Is just like all people

690
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 1: in their own rooms, like not leaving and not moving

691
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: across the stage at all, just staying in one place

692
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: in a chair the whole time singing Rent Moratorium. And

693
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 1: never saw the stage play of that, but I on

694
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 1: the movie of it. Yeah, the movie was not good, Okay,

695
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,439
Speaker 1: because I like you like the movie, No, I like them. Yeah,

696
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: the music, Yeah, yeah, it's great. I think the reason

697
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: I never got into it was because of because Indian

698
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 1: movies are so much like that everything is a song

699
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: and a dance, and I was like, no, thank you. Yeah,

700
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: it's like because it it was like it's like Hamilton's

701
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: where like everything is I mean, it's not like Hamilton,

702
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: but as far as like everything being a song, like

703
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: like there's no there's no just plain dialogue. Nobody just

704
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: has a scene where they're talking. Everything is sung that

705
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: It annoys me. My god, I want to try to

706
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: do it with stand up. That's my star acting the

707
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: whole act and never stop good look at you, motherfucker.

708
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, and the fourth throw is leaving,

709
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: everyone is leaving. I did want to try to get

710
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: on stage and do an overture of all my jokes.

711
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: Did I did? I had it written down. I was like,

712
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: and then my father and then school, but I didn't

713
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 1: tell the punch lines. So I just did that as

714
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: a joke. But I thought it was a funny idea

715
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: because you know, at the beginning of West Side Story

716
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: they play a little bit of music. Yeah, Elton John

717
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: movie The Rocket Man, I couldn't stand. I loved it.

718
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: What do you know Elton John I've never met him,

719
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: but his husband's Canadian. Who's the most famous person you

720
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: know other than person I know? Um well, now Rogers,

721
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: who was a very good good friend of my, very

722
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: close friend of mine. Who you know he's gonna do

723
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: your wedding. Yeah, he's going to be the band at

724
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: our wedding. That's so awesome. And um yea the world Leader.

725
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: Friends that are pretty famous. Really, I'm friends with King

726
00:44:54,920 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: Abdolah of Jordan's Wow, and he's a great guy. That

727
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: makes you I feel like that makes you more powerful.

728
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: Like just even what am I going to call him? Go? Hey? This?

729
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: That cut me off in traffic. I mean, you can

730
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: call him though, I can call him, but I'm not

731
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: gonna call with my problems. He's got got world leader problems,

732
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: but he would probably welcome something mundane, like you know,

733
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: we have regular conversations him and I like literally it's

734
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: like two guys talking. Let's that's the first time I

735
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: met him. I think how dark my hair was. I

736
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: got a small my balt spot that was like that

737
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: was the first time we met. That was about twelve

738
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 1: or thirteen years ago. Did you ever try that thing

739
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: with the light where you put it on your head.

740
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: Somebody gave me that once, the hat that has a

741
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: red light. They gave it to you. It's like a

742
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. They're wearing it. They gold try this. Yeah,

743
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 1: I put it on. I don't think what if So

744
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: it's just like lights, red light that stimulates hair grows.

745
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't believe it. Like a laser of space.

746
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: The lasers are there's for everything now, I know I

747
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: have it for um for skin, like a little lazy

748
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,479
Speaker 1: like yeah, everything's like light plastic mask with red lights

749
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, like did we just discover this

750
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: like yeah uv rais Yeah yeah one year it was

751
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: just all copper bedding. Yeah, fad. But anyway, a friend

752
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: of ours used that and it was a woman. She

753
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: said her hair grew back. Yeah. I don't know about this, No,

754
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: I know. I just used the spray paint. Oh that

755
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: yeah that like touch up yeah topics yeah, yeah, the powder,

756
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: the fibers, Yeah, it fills it in really well? Why

757
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: not because all I need to do is just cover

758
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 1: up the light skin parts. Yeah. I mean my friend

759
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 1: was saying that, like for any kind of show where

760
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: you're always like, oh, their hair is so great. Any

761
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: show like sitcoms, especially where they just everybody looks really

762
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: perfect and they don't need any realism. It's like they

763
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: used that for everything to make it look like even

764
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: people who are like young whatever, just to have no. Yeah,

765
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: because I just watched Cheers all eleven seasons and Ted

766
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: Danson in the last season takes off his tupei to

767
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 1: show another character that because she confided in him about

768
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: tup or was that just know? I think he really

769
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: does have a tupe. I didn't know that. He checked

770
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: that Ted dancing as a tupe. I also study had

771
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: great hair. I know. I think unless they like put

772
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: a bald cap on him, and I think that's probably

773
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: what they did. Okay, what's our Ted dancing? Ted dancing?

774
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: Does he have a ball, No, he's got great hair.

775
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: Probably put a bald cap on him. He's so great. Yeah,

776
00:47:56,239 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: he was a new show. Oh yeah, h m hmm. Yeah,

777
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: it looks that looks real to me. Hilarious just lying

778
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: about Ted Dance on telling Cheers. Oh, I see, I see, Okay,

779
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: but I watched that. I watched The Golden Girls. I

780
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: love sitcom I'm are you watching all of the episodes

781
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: of The Nanny right now. I love the man loved dress,

782
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: very attractive. She's so hot. She's so hot. I mean,

783
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 1: it's not even up for debate. I feel like when

784
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: she was in Saturday Night Fever. Oh god, that's what

785
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: she used to do, dramas and stuff. That's right, but

786
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: she did um uh, the one with the fake band

787
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: spinal tap. She was a publicist. Didn't she have like

788
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: a British accent or something? Didn't? Okay? No, I mean

789
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: like in the in spinal Tap, Like I feel like

790
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: she she played around with other dialects. Maybe I'm wrong,

791
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: but I remember that I got to meet her because

792
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: her well and now her ex husband now, but her

793
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: ex husband's Indian. I was out one night at a

794
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 1: function and he was like, hey, it does a bit

795
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: as nice to me, do I'm blah blah blah, it's

796
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: my wife, fran I. God, didn't they just think they

797
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: just got divorced if I'm not mistaken or separated or something.

798
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: Because she was married to a gay man or a

799
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: man who from from the Game manage went to the

800
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 1: Indian man right, remember that he was like a doctor.

801
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: She was married to a gay man. Okay, the Indian

802
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: guy is the guy that um it's I don't know

803
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: if this is it's debatable whether but his claim to

804
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: famous that he was the guy that invented email and

805
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: he said he sent the first email in the seventies.

806
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: Huh to her? No, to her, that sounds like the

807
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: like I invented post. It's from Romeo Michelle's high school,

808
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: and it's it's on there, it's on the internet that

809
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 1: he did started. And then there's the he didn't started

810
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: and he said that the US government stole it from Really. Oh,

811
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: I knew of a guy. He was in my class

812
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: in high school and when he was in college, somebody said,

813
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 1: do you want to go in on this online bookstore?

814
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: It was fucking Amazon, and he said no, no, no.

815
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,760
Speaker 1: This was like a friend of mine from high school

816
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: and Bezos asked him if he wanted to go in

817
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: on online bookstore and he was like, no, thanks. Well,

818
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 1: he might have been rich, but everybody would have hated him.

819
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:38,439
Speaker 1: So yeah, but I don't hate Amazon. I shot there.

820
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: I can't. It's more like Jeff Bezos. That's the That's

821
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:47,479
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's the guy. Yeah, it's the fact

822
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: that He's a billionaire and paid zero on taxes, is

823
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: what it is, right, so unfair going to space like

824
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: just it does feel like the like I'll go, I'm

825
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: the billionaire that will go live in the sky. It

826
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 1: does feel a little bit likes in competition with m

827
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: Chard Branson. Yes, yes, yes, Branson beat him out there? Yeah,

828
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 1: out there too. Well. Ellen's got that car circling the

829
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 1: Earth summer, doesn't he He really did launch a car

830
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: into space. Oh my god, I didn't even know that.

831
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: Was it a test? Yeah, of course it was actually

832
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: a Chevy Chevette. It's like the world doesn't need this anymore.

833
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: I've replaced it. I am. Yeah, I forgot what it wasening. Sorry,

834
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: m hmm. I have something called amazon nisia, and that

835
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: is when I forget. I forget what I ordered. Right. Basically,

836
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, did that happen? More so over the pandemic exactly.

837
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, Jeff, my husband, would say, you got a package.

838
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, hmm, I wonder what that is. Like I

839
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: once had some lip gloss delivered and it came in

840
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: this huge, like a giant box, and then it's like

841
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: shaking around in there. And that's happened to me too,

842
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: and I felt like such an idiot. They should have

843
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: this is what I think they should have. The driver

844
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:17,240
Speaker 1: wait outside for the empty box, for the box and

845
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: also for returns. You go. I bought these shoes over

846
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: the internet. They're a little big, but they fit miraculously.

847
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: They fit you probably. I have very skinny feet, but

848
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: now they they're flat. I have clown feet. You have

849
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: large feet for a small one. I know. My dentist said,

850
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 1: based on my feet and my teeth, I should be

851
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: like five six five too. Like what happened. You've got

852
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,919
Speaker 1: You've got you know, you got lucky in the extra.

853
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: Imagine if you were a guy, you would have a

854
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: Kevin Hard on you. I love sitting here with you, guys.

855
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: I feel very comfortable. I was fanboy with her whenever

856
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: I see why because I've literally been a fan for

857
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: twenty five years. Well, I love that, and I'm such

858
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: a fan of yours. And never time she'd call me

859
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,439
Speaker 1: can you do my show? I'm like yes, and then

860
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: someone I'm like, damn it, I can't. I can't. And

861
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: I always felt bad that I canceled, and then the

862
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: pandemic happens. She never rebooked me. No, I haven't done

863
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: the show again, but I'm going to rebook you because

864
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: I have a little money now from because we're going

865
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: to do it on a weekend. I'll do it as

866
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: soon as I got an open weekend. I'm in there.

867
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: Locally grown comedy. Just let me know. Always great show.

868
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: She always gets a good audience. The room is nice,

869
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: the food is pretty great, pizzas fantastic. Yeah, great place

870
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:59,399
Speaker 1: to take your day before you kill them all. That's

871
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: where Robert Blake shot his wife. She didn't shoot her there.

872
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: He went to dinner there and then shot right because

873
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 1: it happened in the street or something. And it happened

874
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: on the street like right around the corner from where

875
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: we live, which is where I started going to Votelas

876
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: to do my show. So one day I'm just walking

877
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: and they're all these flowers and I go, oh, did

878
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: a dog die? And these two women look at me

879
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: like a dog with Bonnie Jean whatever her name right,

880
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: So apparently he went he had her sit in the car,

881
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: then he went back to the restaurant to get his

882
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: gun that he left check. Yeah, so they were going

883
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 1: to sell the restaurant and then the real estate agent

884
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: was like, no, I can't sell this. I'm going to

885
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 1: buy it myself. So's there's a lot of people into

886
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: true crime. I feel like there's people who probably go

887
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 1: there just because of that. Absolutely, they just morbid, but true.

888
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,959
Speaker 1: I mean, I think people are openly admitting their morbid curi. Hey,

889
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: my buddy Clay Roberts just walked in. Who's your friend?

890
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: That's my buddy Clay Roberts. He uh, him and I

891
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: bonded over cigars. He owns a cigar company called La

892
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: Polina lap Helena and his father Um created Charlie's Angels

893
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: Mission Impossible ironside MANNIX. What else am I missing? Anything else? I? Oh? Yeah?

894
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: And him and his brother Bennett. I just realized that

895
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: there was a loud noise the entire episode. I had

896
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: the filter pump on on the JACCUZZI should we start over?

897
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: Do you know how much quieter it is? Man? Yeah?

898
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: And I was adjusting all the like our headphones and

899
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: stuff the whole time to try to kill That's what

900
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: makes Courtney so great. She's on top of it. I

901
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: thought you would have brought your husband today, being your birthday.

902
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: Now he's home. He took me Disneyland this weekend. That's

903
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 1: how much did you get for you? What's your favorite ride?

904
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: I guess you know what, like Hitachi. I bet there's like, yes,

905
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: some Hitachi motors. I bet they make motors too. I

906
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: can imagine that boom box back in the day. Oh,

907
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: that's right, you were talking about that, and that was

908
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: the first thing I thought of. I had a Hitachi

909
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:31,240
Speaker 1: Hibachi grill. I don't really like a lot of amusement parks,

910
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 1: really like I'll go, but I'm not a huge fan

911
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: because I have motion sickness. So I like that Disneyland

912
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: has more lame us and then has teacups. Yeah. Well

913
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: the teacups actually would make me sick, probably because I

914
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: spent so I didn't do that. But then they had

915
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: this really this room that I really loved that was

916
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: called it was just called the Tiki Room. And have

917
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: you been in there? Yeah, because my father in law

918
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 1: and his brother wrote the Tiki Room song. They didn't

919
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: shut up. I loved it. That's pretty dope, right, that's

920
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: so cool, that's so funny. That was my favorite thing

921
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: for father in law wrote, Um, it's a small world

922
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: of I did read that. I did read that. Yeah,

923
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,720
Speaker 1: and what else did he write? They wrote the music

924
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: for Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, which is

925
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: not Disney, it's Warner Brothers and um bed Knobs and Broomsticks,

926
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: Jungle Book. They wrote the music for all of He

927
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: wrote Necessities. That's the only one they do right in

928
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: the whole movie. That's the only when they necessity. But

929
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: they worked for Disney for many years. Wow and um.

930
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: So my husband came home from school one day when

931
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: he was like seven, and his dad said, what you

932
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: do today? And he said, they gave us the salt

933
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: vaccine for polio and he's his father said they let

934
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: you you let them give you a shot and he

935
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 1: said no, they put it on a spoon some sugar

936
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: and we eat the sugar. And he wrote, spoonful of

937
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: sugar helps the medicine go down. And sugar and a

938
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: flame that's the secret ingredient. And uh yeah. So the

939
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: Tiki Room, that's so cool. I love that ride or

940
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: whatever it is. Experienced the whole time I was at Disney,

941
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like for some of the rides that

942
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: would be considered more lame, like Peter Pan where you

943
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: like fly over the city and everything um, it seems

944
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 1: like an art installation, like you're just kind of flying

945
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: around and you're you're there to experience what that world is.

946
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: But that's that's kind of it. You're there to just

947
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: be immersed in like something different for a little bit,

948
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: and then you're out and that's that's it, you know.

949
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: But I felt like that with the Tiki room and

950
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: then that chandelier of birds that came down. I was like,

951
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: oh my god, if I ever become rich and famous,

952
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to have this replicated. And you don't need

953
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: to be famous to make that. I mean I would

954
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: want it right there you go. I mean I would. Yeah,

955
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: just like if it was just made of like gold

956
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: and feathers, I just feel like it would be ridiculous

957
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: and amazing. I just like that rug because I could

958
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: sit down. Yeah, It's like you go in and you

959
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 1: just sit down. They have like seats, all benches all around,

960
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: and then there's, um, these like little parrots hung everywhere

961
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: and they just look like and parakeets, all kinds of

962
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: birds and they just look like little decorations. But then

963
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: they start singing and there's like spotlights on each of them. Yeah,

964
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: and then the flowers start singing, and the best part

965
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: about it is that as they're singing, you can hear

966
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: the like the plastic clicking, so it's like the flower

967
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: I'll be singing, it's like like in between the melody funny,

968
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: how like lit up you are about that? I loved it. No,

969
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: I love like I love old, like kitchy things like

970
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: Russell knows. I love like themed, weird themed hotel rooms

971
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: and um, like there's a place in Los Alamos, California

972
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: that has like the Madonna No. I love to know.

973
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: I just drove back from Northern California, but I took

974
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: the five. Yeah. It's like I think, Yeah, I've never

975
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: been there. I've seen pictures. It's amazing. What's the best

976
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: hotel you've ever I've had some pretty incredible hotel rooms

977
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: in my life. I've been fortunate enough. One of them

978
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: was the I T. C. Grand Chola in uh In Chennai, India.

979
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 1: The address um and they gave me the presidential suite

980
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: and it had it was massive, and it had its

981
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: own private pool, its own private gym. It was amazing.

982
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 1: And you got a butler, and you got a butler,

983
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 1: a lot of and all these like another like in

984
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: Asia especially you got a nice hotel room, you got

985
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: a butler and a massage from the bellhop eat. It

986
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: like when I turned over, but I did. I um,

987
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: the worst hotel I ever stayed in. Like from where

988
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: you're sitting to me. I opened the front door. It

989
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: was like a motel and where you're sitting were train

990
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 1: tracks and there was blood in the sink. This was

991
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: like early on you know where where was it was

992
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: like in Indiana or something it was. I just said that.

993
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: I just it was like in I don't remember, like Tennessee.

994
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: Maybe I was doing colleges and one time they had

995
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: me stay in a dorm and uh, one time they

996
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: had us all the comedians. They were going to put

997
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: us up in like one room like a dorm, like

998
01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: a dorm, and I was like, I'm not doing this. Yeah.

999
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 1: It was like there were cots all over, Like I'm

1000
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: not a princess, but you and picking mine. And another

1001
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 1: great hotel is the Marina Bay Sands in Singapore. I

1002
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: get this one suite that has two bedrooms, it's got

1003
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: four bathrooms in that, it's got a karaoke room, a

1004
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: massage room, UM massive living room, a grand piano in it.

1005
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: You get a butler there too. Who do you travel?

1006
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: You have? That's the Marina Bay Sands suite. Recognize that

1007
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 1: anywhere in Singapore. Yeah, Oh it's beautiful and you're sitting

1008
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 1: right there in the bay. It's gorgeous. That is really gorgeous.

1009
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 1: Favorite is the spare room, the presidential I want stayed

1010
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 1: in a hotel, tell room. Actually this was in Tennessee,

1011
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,919
Speaker 1: and the night before was the night that um Al

1012
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: Gore conceded his presidency. He was staying in this hotel

1013
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 1: and we thought he was staying on the top floor,

1014
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 1: but room service came and said, no, he was staying

1015
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: in our room. They purposefully didn't put him on the

1016
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: top floor because you know, secret service. And so my

1017
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: husband's checking the fax machine and turning on the radio.

1018
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: What were they listening to anyway? It was there anything

1019
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: left behind a pubic hair? You can cut that out, okay,

1020
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: t M. I cut out her period too. Then let's

1021
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 1: skip her period. Period talk period, end of story. That

1022
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: was a long time ago. Russell, Nothing, I'm washed up. No,

1023
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm just getting started, even though I

1024
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 1: just I know how long you've been married eighteen years

1025
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: and counting the days eighteen years but together for two

1026
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: something like, yeah, you guys met later that Yeah, I

1027
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 1: met him there. I met him when I was thirty eight. What.

1028
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 1: He's a writer. He wrote on Boy Meets World that show, Yeah,

1029
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 1: I know that show, and he is um, that's an

1030
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 1: old picture. He's lost weight. It's always so shiny and

1031
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 1: would be done Johnson and Johnson commercial. I tried to

1032
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:51,960
Speaker 1: get Loreale to sponsor me last year. Yeah, during the pandemic.

1033
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: I even like, I'm so fucking bold. I just right

1034
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: to them and go, do you want to do something

1035
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 1: about my age and my hair? They never responded, But

1036
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 1: why not take chances? Right because with your age you

1037
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: never ended up sending the email? No I did. I did.

1038
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: I asked fran Dresser's X to send for it's still sending.

1039
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 1: This is the first email, says he still has the

1040
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 1: first email to that's a better picture. But I have

1041
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,479
Speaker 1: met him, may have. He does look familiar. So he's

1042
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 1: also a composer like his Jem uncle and he um.

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01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 1: So he's composing your musical. He's going to write some

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01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: of the music. Every episode, every episode, every fucking episode,

1045
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: police phone goes off? What was the are those the Olympics.

1046
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 1: From the Olympics. I have not watched any of the

1047
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 1: Olympic I didn't know it was on right now? Is

1048
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 1: it on already? Yeah? It is, Oh, it must be killing.

1049
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 1: In the writings, I watched King Pong like game of

1050
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: the Olympics. In the bat Minten game, I get. It's

1051
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: like that's just what was on the skateboarding. My friend

1052
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: Vincent said that they should make other things Olympic sports,

1053
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: like lighting your cigarette in the wind good one to

1054
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: do that. I think a cigar would be more impressive

1055
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 1: because they takes more heat, or like crushing a beer

1056
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 1: can on your head. Yeah, that would be like America. Yeah,

1057
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 1: when we have the most douche bags. We have nine

1058
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 1: gold medals. Okay, r o c Russia. Oh really, they

1059
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: can't be Russia because of the scandal, so they're they're

1060
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 1: Russian nothing or whatever. You can just give your building.

1061
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 1: You can just give your country a different name. How

1062
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 1: do you how does that even make sense? That's that's like, um,

1063
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: that's like, you know, there's no thirteenth floor in the hotel.

1064
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean there's So what song do they sing?

1065
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 1: Rara Rascipe teen? You're a boxer? I read I did

1066
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 1: box as a kid. Yeah, you stood up to people

1067
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 1: by boxing. Yeah, well, I got bullied till I was fifteen,

1068
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 1: so I had to box. I can't believe that it

1069
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: was a pretty It was a pretty horrible bullying. I'm

1070
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: so sorry the age of three four years old. Yeah,

1071
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 1: just your parents. Yeah, they were meaniship and they would

1072
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: racially abuse me, which was even worse. That must be

1073
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 1: so hard. You know, I won't eat parsley to this day.

1074
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: There's no there's no joke, because one time these three

1075
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 1: white guys held me down in the grass and kept

1076
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 1: throwing grass in my mouth. And parsley tastes exactly like grass. Wow.

1077
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 1: I literally get flashbacks when I taste parsley. I'm like,

1078
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,720
Speaker 1: what the fuck? I actually get angry when I taste parsley.

1079
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: It's horrible. That is really horrible. How can we make

1080
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 1: that up? Yeah no I can't. That's so if you

1081
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 1: ever want to know a grass test like, I eat

1082
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: some parsley, you douche. I feel so bad. I wish

1083
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: I could take all that pain away. No, I'm glad

1084
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 1: it's not gone, because that's what makes me who I am.

1085
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,959
Speaker 1: It also makes me I could have gone two ways

1086
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:18,600
Speaker 1: with it. I could have gone angry and bitter. I

1087
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: could have flipped it into something good, which I think

1088
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: I flipped it into the better way. I mean, I

1089
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: guess everybody has that. I'm sure you had something that

1090
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:29,920
Speaker 1: bothers you, Like when the family sold Rhyangold you were

1091
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: like a fucking asshole. I mean, and they went into

1092
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:42,560
Speaker 1: the insurance business. Um, yeah, no, I had challenges and adversity.

1093
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 1: Did you have a bot mitzvah? No? But I really

1094
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: wanted one because not for the money, like a lot

1095
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,599
Speaker 1: of my friends just wanted about about mitzvah's, like when

1096
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 1: you're Jewish and come of age and they throw money

1097
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,360
Speaker 1: at you. I didn't want it for the money. I

1098
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:03,639
Speaker 1: wanted it for the stage time. Yeah, but we weren't

1099
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 1: Jewish enough, like no, because German Jews tried to assimilate.

1100
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,799
Speaker 1: So like we had a Christmas tree, we just wanted

1101
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: the presents. But um, now we weren't very Jewish. I

1102
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: know all the Jewish. I read The Idiots Guide to Judaism,

1103
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 1: so I understand is that the Bible? No, there really

1104
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:31,640
Speaker 1: is a book, the Idiots Guide too. And did you

1105
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 1: have a bar Mitzvah Clay. Really you didn't have to sing.

1106
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 1: I feel like my husband knows you, do you know?

1107
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:49,599
Speaker 1: Her husband, Jeff Sherman, Jeff Sherman family founded this place

1108
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:56,600
Speaker 1: called Sherman Oaks. It was actually Jeff Sherman Oaks, and

1109
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:00,600
Speaker 1: they just dropped it. That was Jeff Sherman Oaks. I

1110
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: would want to live in chep Sherman Oaks just because

1111
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: and his cousins were really his cousin is really famous

1112
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 1: for giving out hundred all bills. That's where they got

1113
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 1: the term and sin no, I don't forget to give

1114
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:17,519
Speaker 1: and see stuff they've just changed and oh my god,

1115
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:23,839
Speaker 1: are you a word smith? I just follow my lead. Okay,

1116
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 1: that's enough pictures of me and my husband. I have

1117
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 1: better pictures. Oh okay, oh yeah, um, you know it's

1118
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 1: that whole. Yeah. I feel like the longer I've been

1119
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:45,160
Speaker 1: in l a circumcision when it comes to Juicy, Oh,

1120
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 1: everybody looks familiar. Everybody looks like somebody I think I know,

1121
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 1: or maybe that's just you know, because I'm sixty. I'm sixty.

1122
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,559
Speaker 1: Do you want to be left alone? Now? I'm just

1123
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,599
Speaker 1: like realizing that I still think of myself. I don't

1124
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,760
Speaker 1: ever look at you go. Man, that Wendy Shore is

1125
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 1: sixty Now I feel like year old. There's there's there's

1126
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 1: people like you, Rita Rudner that I don't know. They're

1127
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 1: not there's still they're just Wendy and Rita. Can I

1128
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: just say on the way over here, I was listening

1129
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 1: to Broadway, you know, Seth through Death Keys, um serious show,

1130
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: and he brought up Rita Rudner. Really do you know Rita?

1131
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 1: Do I know? Oh? Yeah, I mean I know her

1132
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:35,759
Speaker 1: because I'm a female comedian. We've met our paths across.

1133
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: I think she's brilliant. I saw her live in Vegas

1134
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 1: and just she used to do a similar not similar style,

1135
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 1: but she would do the left turns with her punch lines.

1136
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but you're the one to me who mastered it.

1137
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: Thank you. Like I have to live with these thoughts.

1138
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,120
Speaker 1: I know they're amazing, and every time you do want

1139
01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,880
Speaker 1: to go, damn it, I wish I thought of that. God, well,

1140
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: just compiled them. I'm trying to get somebody to publish them.

1141
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: That would be amazing to read. They would be It's

1142
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: called that's the tweet, because you know, like I have

1143
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 1: all these thoughts. I had a kid open for me

1144
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:16,679
Speaker 1: last year, young black kid from Houston named Jeff Joe.

1145
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 1: No very young guy, and uh. He had a joke

1146
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 1: in his act that really made me laugh because it

1147
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 1: reminded me of you. He said he's not afraid to

1148
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 1: google anything in front of anybody. If he doesn't understand

1149
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: the word, I'm just I'm just gonna google it or

1150
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,280
Speaker 1: as Siri. And then somebody said that some guy at

1151
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,479
Speaker 1: work came in and goes, who, who was where were

1152
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: you yesterday? Didn't show up at word? Goes oh, I

1153
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 1: had to take my dad to the philebotomist. He goes, hey, Siri,

1154
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:56,959
Speaker 1: what's a dada? That's really funny. Um. So during the pandemic,

1155
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,720
Speaker 1: I kept going, Oh, that's it, that's him, Jeff Joe. Yeah,

1156
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 1: funny guy. How do you find them? I just happened

1157
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:06,640
Speaker 1: to discover them on Instagram. My brother sent me a

1158
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,640
Speaker 1: clip of him, or I think it might have been

1159
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,160
Speaker 1: my brother sent me a clip him, and I was like, yeoh,

1160
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:13,800
Speaker 1: this kid's funny. It's great that you do that. Yeah.

1161
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of funny people out there

1162
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:20,080
Speaker 1: that you know. The game is a is half about

1163
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,640
Speaker 1: talent and half about who you know and who sees you.

1164
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:27,840
Speaker 1: That's true. And I look at everybody like, not just comedians,

1165
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 1: everybody like what's the potential? So like we had I

1166
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 1: had somebody do locally grown. I thought she was great,

1167
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: and now she's one of the stars of the show Hack.

1168
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:49,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, she's ava un hacked. It's it just

1169
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 1: came out Yer Binder. Yeah yeah she Um it's Jean Smart, right,

1170
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,000
Speaker 1: that's unhappening Smart. Yes, the other coach she plays that,

1171
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:08,800
Speaker 1: the smart on what Mayor of Easttown and Designing Women. Yeah,

1172
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, she's great. She's so great. So yeah,

1173
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 1: I love. Yeah, there's Hannah and suddenly like four years later, she's, um,

1174
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: she's a superstar years old. Yeah, it's crazy, right, she's

1175
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 1: um Lorraine Newman's daughter. Do you know the Rain Newman

1176
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 1: from Saturday Night Lives. Oh yeah, well that she's got

1177
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,840
Speaker 1: the pedigree then, but she never used it to get ahead.

1178
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:36,800
Speaker 1: That's fair, yeah, because but I mean her mom is

1179
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: I mean, genetically speaking, she's been been blessed. Yeah, my

1180
01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 1: mom ran a preschool I was made from pre come love. Um,

1181
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:52,320
Speaker 1: when did you feel like, well, that's a question for

1182
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,240
Speaker 1: both of you. I guess, like, well, I guess I know,

1183
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:57,759
Speaker 1: I know your story kind of. But for the listeners, um,

1184
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 1: what was your big break it? So I was in

1185
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: a competition in Boston. It was the Johnny Walker Comedy Search,

1186
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,680
Speaker 1: and Bud Friedman came to the show and it was

1187
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 1: really his wife Alex, who said she's funny Bud. And

1188
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 1: so I went to l A. And while I was

1189
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:25,280
Speaker 1: performing in l A, the improv um Jim mcaulay from

1190
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:27,559
Speaker 1: The Tonight Show was there and asked me why he

1191
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,800
Speaker 1: hadn't seen me before and put me on the Tonight

1192
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,120
Speaker 1: Show with Johnny Carson. So I think that was my

1193
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 1: big break, but I honestly have to say it's all cumulative,

1194
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:45,240
Speaker 1: like there is no big like I back then it

1195
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 1: was a big break though, yeah you over he didn't,

1196
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 1: but he gave me this sign that a okay sign,

1197
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 1: but it wasn't on camera, and I was really depressed.

1198
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 1: I get it because like everything want a celebrity, whatever

1199
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:05,000
Speaker 1: something about whatever they do, no matter how minimal it is,

1200
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 1: you take it the wrong way or the right way. Yeah,

1201
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 1: it was really like, um, his anointment of you if

1202
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:16,120
Speaker 1: you got to sit down many times, did you do

1203
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:19,080
Speaker 1: it just once. That's okay, you still did Carson. I

1204
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,400
Speaker 1: can't believe it. The whole experience still makes me nervous

1205
01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:24,559
Speaker 1: to think about. But I do remember flying back to

1206
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:28,120
Speaker 1: Boston because I had a day job, still thinking to myself,

1207
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:32,559
Speaker 1: I could dine now and be okay with this, because

1208
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,599
Speaker 1: then I did Letterman nine nine. I never did Letterman once.

1209
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 1: What was your big break? Mine was never a TV break.

1210
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:49,160
Speaker 1: Mine was the internet. YouTube was my big break. Really,

1211
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:53,000
Speaker 1: file sharing the year before YouTube it was my big break.

1212
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 1: And then YouTube started in two thousand five, and then

1213
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,280
Speaker 1: somebody dumped my whole special on there and then that

1214
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:01,680
Speaker 1: was it. It was over. After that, Wow, And I

1215
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 1: remember panicking, going, how am I going to do my act?

1216
01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:06,200
Speaker 1: It's just there, it's sitting right there, people gonna see

1217
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 1: my act. I'm gonna know the same when I get

1218
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:11,760
Speaker 1: on stage. Is that what you're gonna do to your

1219
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:15,920
Speaker 1: hair again? My husband would divorce me because then you

1220
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:20,200
Speaker 1: look like a lesbian comic. Yeah, oh god, it was

1221
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:22,839
Speaker 1: just the way my hair was at the time. Nobody

1222
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 1: stopped me, Like, somebody asked me recently, why did you

1223
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: have your hair like that? I'm like, I guess I

1224
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 1: didn't have friends. I don't hate it, and it is

1225
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 1: it is that bad. I mean, I'm not one with

1226
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,200
Speaker 1: a mullet and a ponytail. I don't hate that because

1227
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,679
Speaker 1: that's who I was at the time. Yeah, I think

1228
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,200
Speaker 1: I think you have the right. You have like a

1229
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:45,240
Speaker 1: you have great cheekbones, so you know, like showing them

1230
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:49,360
Speaker 1: off with a like a stylish haircut, I think makes sense.

1231
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,080
Speaker 1: I kind of looked like Sarah Jessica Park. You're just

1232
01:17:52,080 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 1: going to say that when every pingture Sarah Jessica Liebman. Yeah,

1233
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 1: that was a good time. Do you know the guests

1234
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 1: were that night? It was Elma Houston, Don't leave me

1235
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:14,480
Speaker 1: this way. Yeah, and they were applying her with alcohol backstage,

1236
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:18,080
Speaker 1: so she would sing, I don't know, um, they didn't

1237
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:21,160
Speaker 1: know offer me alcohol. They probably got her drunk as

1238
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,639
Speaker 1: she was sitting in her dress room going don't leave

1239
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:28,160
Speaker 1: me this morning. You mentioned Richard Branson before I did

1240
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 1: something called the dess O'Connor show in England, in the

1241
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,080
Speaker 1: Desert Connor Show, and I was on the show with

1242
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:40,640
Speaker 1: Richard Branson and Luther Vandross. Luther Vandross is impressive. He

1243
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:44,920
Speaker 1: was so nervous Luther. He was so apparently he didn't

1244
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 1: do a lot of talk shows. Luther was amazing, and

1245
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 1: he was so nervous and he was like telling me

1246
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:53,479
Speaker 1: how nervous he was, but he was amazing. You know.

1247
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 1: Interesting fact about Luther Vandrows He was a backup singer

1248
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 1: for Nile no way, he was a backup singer. That

1249
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,360
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense, I feel like, and then

1250
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,439
Speaker 1: I'll tell you interesting story. So Nile told me this

1251
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:08,160
Speaker 1: that um Luther was a backup singer for Chic And

1252
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:11,040
Speaker 1: then this guy who was like a producer kind of

1253
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:15,439
Speaker 1: guy who was very jealous of Nile, who figured he

1254
01:19:15,439 --> 01:19:19,400
Speaker 1: could copy Nile sound, took Luther and another backup singer

1255
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:24,559
Speaker 1: and started a group called Change, and Change had some hits.

1256
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:31,920
Speaker 1: They had um ah, Lover's Holiday, they had that. Give

1257
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 1: me a list of Change songs, Eddie. But Luther was

1258
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:37,559
Speaker 1: the singer for them since I saw since the disco

1259
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:41,160
Speaker 1: party there there and they even had a guy that

1260
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:46,880
Speaker 1: looked like Nile in the group. Yeah, Glow of Love.

1261
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:53,759
Speaker 1: That was a big song. I mean, aren't they still

1262
01:19:54,439 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 1: is the music? Do we still hear the music? Like

1263
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: you'll still hear that song Lover's Holiday? You must know,

1264
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:06,240
Speaker 1: oh kind of doom doom doom doom doo doo doo

1265
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:11,479
Speaker 1: doo boom boom, because that's what he Nile does that basic.

1266
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,960
Speaker 1: Now there's the lead guitar. Bernard used to do the basse.

1267
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:19,120
Speaker 1: Bernard was like the but but now it comes up

1268
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 1: with those infectious guitar riffs, which is what he didn't

1269
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 1: get lucky. Oh my god, think thinking, I can't get

1270
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:32,599
Speaker 1: that song out of my head. Yes, since the other night, Yeah,

1271
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:37,759
Speaker 1: since your disco night. Yeah, I loved I love disco.

1272
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 1: I loved that whole era. This is a glow of love.

1273
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:51,920
Speaker 1: I was moving and it does not sound familiar to me,

1274
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:56,720
Speaker 1: but it does sound like Nile songs. But you can

1275
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 1: hear how he's trying to come out ding dinginginging thing

1276
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:15,080
Speaker 1: thing sing it Russell, I love Luther And Richard Marks

1277
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:19,280
Speaker 1: did my father's song. Yeah, the chance with my father?

1278
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:24,439
Speaker 1: I think so? And Um. I follow Richard Marks on

1279
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:29,719
Speaker 1: Twitter and he's so political and funny. Um, a friend

1280
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:33,600
Speaker 1: of mine is his doctor? Really? Yeah? Oh so I

1281
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:40,400
Speaker 1: was at my colleges. Her name is Bonnie Beaver. I

1282
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:44,960
Speaker 1: swear you show you the card I carried in my wall.

1283
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:49,719
Speaker 1: Did you choose her specifically because of that somebody I needed.

1284
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:56,639
Speaker 1: And she calls you. So she's examining me, and she goes,

1285
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,280
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living? And I go

1286
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:05,400
Speaker 1: on a comedian. She goes, do you know, Um, I'm blanking.

1287
01:22:05,439 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 1: Oh this is not good Wendy. Um, do you know

1288
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:13,679
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart? No, it wasn't Kevin. It was another comedian

1289
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:22,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, but she's down there. Um, oh,

1290
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:25,840
Speaker 1: who's the comedian? He did the show with George that

1291
01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:29,880
Speaker 1: one time on at Chelas. No, it wasn't Arsenio. It

1292
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:32,360
Speaker 1: was one night it was you. It was me, you

1293
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:37,640
Speaker 1: George Lopez Arsenio hall. Um, it'll come back to me

1294
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:48,200
Speaker 1: three in the morning. No, he had his own radio show. No. Um, anyway,

1295
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,040
Speaker 1: it was just weird. Her name. I need a new

1296
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:54,280
Speaker 1: a new doctor though, because she retired. Apparently there's also

1297
01:22:54,360 --> 01:23:01,400
Speaker 1: a gynecologist named Dr Hyman in the Vale. Sometimes you're

1298
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:04,559
Speaker 1: calling comes in a name I know and no joke.

1299
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:07,080
Speaker 1: There was a doctor. I don't know if it's in

1300
01:23:07,160 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 1: Canada or if it was the doctor who invented the

1301
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,920
Speaker 1: I'm knowing this up the penis enlargement operation. His name

1302
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:18,160
Speaker 1: is Dr Stubbs. I swear you can probably google that

1303
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:25,320
Speaker 1: doctor Stubbs. And how do you know that? Because I

1304
01:23:25,439 --> 01:23:31,800
Speaker 1: remember Toronto guy. Yeah, Toronto guy, Robert Stubbs. It would

1305
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,320
Speaker 1: have been better for his name was Richard, but you know,

1306
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:39,439
Speaker 1: just photoshop it. That's what I'm thinking. My husband and

1307
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 1: I have. There was a doctor long as well. Yeah,

1308
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:48,600
Speaker 1: you can google Bonnie Beaver. Google Bonny Beaver ready and

1309
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:54,160
Speaker 1: don't ever clear your Google history. She was a good doctor,

1310
01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:56,920
Speaker 1: but she retired, which is really weird. Like my dentist

1311
01:23:57,080 --> 01:24:00,519
Speaker 1: retired this year. I'm getting to that age. No, she

1312
01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:05,600
Speaker 1: was my maybe a little older. She's maybe I should retire. No,

1313
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm just getting started. No, you're just just getting Um,

1314
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:16,400
Speaker 1: what do you think is different about you? Said? You're

1315
01:24:16,439 --> 01:24:18,320
Speaker 1: you're just finding your voice? Like, what do you think

1316
01:24:18,439 --> 01:24:21,920
Speaker 1: is different now between when you started because you you

1317
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,360
Speaker 1: got a lot of attention when you started. I have

1318
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:29,240
Speaker 1: more to say now, I think, And are you going

1319
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:31,640
Speaker 1: down that road? I'm just more. No, I'm not going

1320
01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:33,640
Speaker 1: to be like political or anything. No. No, yeah, not

1321
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:37,560
Speaker 1: a way, just find yourself writing that way. I just

1322
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:42,639
Speaker 1: I'm I feel like I was so set on writing

1323
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:47,120
Speaker 1: making sure the jokes were perfect, like t thank you

1324
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,440
Speaker 1: that Now I just kind of want to have a conversation,

1325
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:55,800
Speaker 1: and so I'm more conversational, I guess. But I haven't

1326
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:59,880
Speaker 1: performed a lot since I've had this epiphany. And part

1327
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:03,280
Speaker 1: it was watching Mrs Mazel. Did you watch Mrs Mais?

1328
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:07,040
Speaker 1: Did watch Mrs Masiel? And although I didn't like completely

1329
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,320
Speaker 1: love her as a stand up, did give me like

1330
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:16,479
Speaker 1: she had so much confidence? Yeah? I watched it. Yeah,

1331
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:20,400
Speaker 1: I mean some people I've talked to people who really

1332
01:25:20,439 --> 01:25:22,599
Speaker 1: didn't like it. I mean I know that it's it's

1333
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:27,559
Speaker 1: a tough call or tough asked to write humor from

1334
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:30,040
Speaker 1: a different time period. I feel like for a show

1335
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:36,360
Speaker 1: now nineties, the forties or fifties, the fifties, Yeah, because

1336
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:38,719
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be like Joan Rivers. Yeah, yeah,

1337
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,960
Speaker 1: and I did. And Lenny Bruce. Lenny Bruce is a

1338
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:45,439
Speaker 1: character on the show too. Yeah, there's somebody playing him. Yeah,

1339
01:25:45,479 --> 01:25:47,519
Speaker 1: they made him into a character. I think you should

1340
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:51,640
Speaker 1: call you a new special epiphany, Hattish, I love it.

1341
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:55,120
Speaker 1: I want to call my next because I'm going to

1342
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:57,679
Speaker 1: do a special. It's going to be called My Big Break.

1343
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,800
Speaker 1: Have you never done a special? I should one called

1344
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:05,880
Speaker 1: Taller on TV. But we shot it showtime. We shot

1345
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:07,639
Speaker 1: it and we sold it to them, so it wasn't

1346
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:10,840
Speaker 1: like they're doing that's what I think that that's what

1347
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:16,120
Speaker 1: I used to do two six, ten and eight and ten.

1348
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 1: I did all my own production, and I was so

1349
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:21,200
Speaker 1: happy with it because you could just do what you

1350
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:25,120
Speaker 1: want with it. Where did you film it? Uh, San Francisco,

1351
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:30,960
Speaker 1: then New York, then London, and you have huge audiences

1352
01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:33,639
Speaker 1: I've read, Yeah, well they got each one got bigger.

1353
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,160
Speaker 1: San Francisco was like, you know, maybe two thousand people,

1354
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:40,599
Speaker 1: and then New York was Maddison Square Garden and then

1355
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:44,400
Speaker 1: London was the O two Arena, So so that's like

1356
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:47,479
Speaker 1: sixteen thousand people. Well, New York was the theater at

1357
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:49,240
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden and we had sold it out for

1358
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:52,439
Speaker 1: two nights, so it equals sixteen thousand, but it's eight

1359
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:55,840
Speaker 1: thousand a night. And then yeah, but O two Arena

1360
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,720
Speaker 1: was sixteen thousand people and we did two nights there,

1361
01:26:57,760 --> 01:27:01,920
Speaker 1: so it was really thirty two thousand people. My biggest

1362
01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:07,160
Speaker 1: audience was five thousand people. Where that was in Indiana. Actually,

1363
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:16,080
Speaker 1: I was opening for Bob Hope Indianapolis outdoor tent. Yeah,

1364
01:27:16,479 --> 01:27:20,360
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I know you know what? No, now that

1365
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:21,840
Speaker 1: you were opening, did he know where he was? He

1366
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:25,840
Speaker 1: came alive on stage. Like it really is one of

1367
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:31,040
Speaker 1: those you know, they're kind of disheveled and then they

1368
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:35,879
Speaker 1: come alive. It's like, that's something about that microphone. I recently,

1369
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:38,200
Speaker 1: about a month ago, I had lunch with Bob Newhart

1370
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:43,040
Speaker 1: really yeah, and it was amazing. How did that come

1371
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:46,679
Speaker 1: to be? I I had met Bob eleven years ago.

1372
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,920
Speaker 1: He had asked me to be part of something that

1373
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:52,760
Speaker 1: he was doing, and I was so like freaked out

1374
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,760
Speaker 1: by like, I was so honored. And then I was

1375
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,760
Speaker 1: telling my manager party, like, and I'd really love to

1376
01:27:57,800 --> 01:28:00,040
Speaker 1: see Bob again because why don't get him on the podcast? Go,

1377
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,920
Speaker 1: I don't really care if we get him on. I

1378
01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 1: just want to see Bob again. And he's nine one

1379
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:09,200
Speaker 1: years old, sharp as attack. Interestingly enough, Clay grew up.

1380
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,840
Speaker 1: You grew up with Bob's kids, right, he grew up

1381
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:19,880
Speaker 1: with them, so it's old hat to him. Yeah. And

1382
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:23,880
Speaker 1: Bob was so gracious and so sharps to ninety one

1383
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:28,200
Speaker 1: years old. Um. And I said to him the same

1384
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:32,080
Speaker 1: way I told you that you are the I say,

1385
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:33,840
Speaker 1: you're the inventor of the person who made the jokes

1386
01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:37,960
Speaker 1: turn left. So I'm sticking to it. And I told

1387
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:40,400
Speaker 1: Bob you, I told his response. I said to Bob,

1388
01:28:40,439 --> 01:28:45,080
Speaker 1: you're responsible for an entire generation of comedians that are

1389
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:48,559
Speaker 1: not afraid to take their time on stage and enjoy

1390
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:51,880
Speaker 1: the silence in a good way. And he said, oh,

1391
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:53,639
Speaker 1: I can't take credit for that. And I said, really,

1392
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:56,360
Speaker 1: He goes, that's Jack Benny. I go, what do you mean?

1393
01:28:56,479 --> 01:28:59,680
Speaker 1: He goes, I saw Jack Benny in nineteen sixty at

1394
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:04,080
Speaker 1: in Vegas and Sammy Davis Jr. Open for him, and

1395
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:07,320
Speaker 1: he said, Sammy Davis in the band just just killed.

1396
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:10,000
Speaker 1: And then Jack Benny walks out. It goes good, even

1397
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,559
Speaker 1: get it up for Sammy and the boys. And oh,

1398
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:17,240
Speaker 1: there I am with Bob Young and spry, fantastic Bob,

1399
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:24,360
Speaker 1: not me and uh. And he said that Jack Benny

1400
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,320
Speaker 1: comes and goes give it out for Sammy Davis and

1401
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:29,560
Speaker 1: the boys. And I was recently doing a movie with

1402
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:40,240
Speaker 1: British actor. His name is um Do you guys want

1403
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:43,160
Speaker 1: to see Sammy Davis again? And he brought out Sammy

1404
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:46,519
Speaker 1: Davis again. Sammy did another song killed and then Jack

1405
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:51,080
Speaker 1: Benny walks back out and goes, oh my god, and

1406
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:55,439
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the best dude. Well, I just um,

1407
01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:59,200
Speaker 1: I wrote a joke like that. I just read a

1408
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:09,560
Speaker 1: book old The Power of Silence. My husband gave it

1409
01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:13,679
Speaker 1: to me. There's a comic from Canada. I'm Stuart Francis.

1410
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,200
Speaker 1: You have ever seen Stewart Francis. He used to do

1411
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:17,960
Speaker 1: a joke on stage, used to go, did I do

1412
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:23,120
Speaker 1: my deja vou? Joke? Yet? That's weird. I always wanted

1413
01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:26,120
Speaker 1: to open my set by saying, um, did I already

1414
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:29,640
Speaker 1: tell you? That's like Kevin Neeling when he walks on

1415
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: as soon as you introduced him. If Kevin Neela gets

1416
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:36,040
Speaker 1: on stage, how am I doing for time? I love him?

1417
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:39,400
Speaker 1: He did your podcast? Did He's so funny? Oh my god,

1418
01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:42,360
Speaker 1: the guy's so funny. I'm lucky, like I get to

1419
01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:47,320
Speaker 1: meet people that I have idolized. I've admired people I

1420
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:52,080
Speaker 1: never thought I would ever meet you, Kevin Neil and

1421
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:54,840
Speaker 1: John Lovett's um, all the rappers I ever grew up

1422
01:30:54,880 --> 01:31:00,360
Speaker 1: with fighters that I admired And did you ever rap? No?

1423
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm terrible at that. Eddie rapped at one point that

1424
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:09,840
Speaker 1: Eddie has Eddie has sixteen songs recorded and they and

1425
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:13,839
Speaker 1: they are awful. Um. The first time I heard anybody

1426
01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:16,840
Speaker 1: wrapping it, I was on a city bus in San

1427
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:21,040
Speaker 1: Francisco and there were just four guys sitting in the back,

1428
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:24,439
Speaker 1: talking to each other and rapping. It was just one

1429
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:27,640
Speaker 1: of these moments where I was like, what is that?

1430
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:30,240
Speaker 1: And then I realized it's wrapped. But what you were

1431
01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:35,360
Speaker 1: saying about Nile and Deaft Punk when that song one,

1432
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:40,320
Speaker 1: that that was the resurgence of disco. Yeah, that blew

1433
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:43,400
Speaker 1: my mind that disco was over until that song came back.

1434
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:51,600
Speaker 1: It only took your thirty years. I never believed that

1435
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:55,840
Speaker 1: disco was dead when they said it died in that

1436
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,080
Speaker 1: very racist event in Chicago. I didn't know about that

1437
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:01,760
Speaker 1: until the other night. Yeah, I didn't know. I've found

1438
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:07,960
Speaker 1: out about it recently. Was it Wrigley Field? Right? I

1439
01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:10,760
Speaker 1: was in Boston. No, that's that's Chicago too. I don't

1440
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:15,439
Speaker 1: know which socks it were, which socks? That's the South team?

1441
01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:18,960
Speaker 1: South Side team? Why there's two Chicago teams. Yeah, there's

1442
01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:22,280
Speaker 1: the Cubs in the White Sox. Oh really, okay, what's

1443
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:27,080
Speaker 1: their field? Oh that's a great documentary. Do you watch that?

1444
01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:30,840
Speaker 1: The bags. I watched half of that. Yeah, I only

1445
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:34,880
Speaker 1: saw the first half. That's great. Great. Another great documentary

1446
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:37,639
Speaker 1: is Linda Ronst. Oh, that's an amazing When I made

1447
01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:39,760
Speaker 1: Eddie watch that on a flight, I love her. I didn't.

1448
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:42,519
Speaker 1: I didn't realize what is that? Oh, it's amazing. And

1449
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:45,120
Speaker 1: she talks about the Spanish album she did, the highest

1450
01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:51,479
Speaker 1: Spanish language record. Yeah, she was just like renaissance. Yeah,

1451
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Speaker 1: she did everything any genre. You know. Jim Carrey dated her, no,

1452
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Speaker 1: h yeah, Jim Carrey dated yeah. Yeah. He met her

1453
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Speaker 1: sad just because none of them seemed happy. They're so

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Speaker 1: fucking rich. Yeah. Well, so I had met Matthew Perry

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Speaker 1: years ago, my agent was sending me out on two auditions.

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1473
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Speaker 1: I was either Monica or Phoebe, I think. So I

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1478
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1479
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1492
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Speaker 1: me oxy code don't and I understood the opioid crisis

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Speaker 1: really yeah. Well they put my leg back on wrong

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that. It was rotated

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Speaker 1: cut it. And anyway, I took opioids for a while,

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Speaker 1: to go, what is the feeling on it? I just

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1560
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Speaker 1: is around in the wrong direction, it's fine, turn around

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Speaker 1: can't sing. Yeah this is your new bit writers. I

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01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:54,040
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. Um so I get the

1564
01:39:54,160 --> 01:39:59,519
Speaker 1: opioid crisis. It is really powerful. I have trouble convincing

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Speaker 1: it once or twice now, but I understood profile immediately.

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Speaker 1: this sucks. Don't ever do that to me again. Straight

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Speaker 1: it's mostly for men that need to do it. No,

1572
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Speaker 1: I do, okay, So Bonny Beaver was like, you don't

1573
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Speaker 1: need to do to trust Bonnie. She's a great she

1574
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Speaker 1: was a great doctor. That's good, Polly. I'm so glad

1575
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Speaker 1: you turned off. Thank you so much. Perfect Um, I

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Speaker 1: got it, Polly. She was like, no, you can just

1577
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Speaker 1: do the one where you ship in the box like

1578
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Speaker 1: a cat you know want you. I think here's the thing.

1579
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Speaker 1: When it's your kind of collegist, you don't everyone to

1580
01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:56,720
Speaker 1: hear ship in the box. Ever, she didn't say that,

1581
01:40:56,960 --> 01:41:00,799
Speaker 1: but it's the one where on the commercial with boxes

1582
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Speaker 1: dancing down the sidewalk, and that has to be the

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Speaker 1: worst job the person who opens the boxes. Do you

1584
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Speaker 1: know Yoshi? Have you had Yoshi on one of your shows?

1585
01:41:13,360 --> 01:41:19,280
Speaker 1: Yoshi Japanese guy. Well, Yoshi was my lawyer who won

1586
01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:24,080
Speaker 1: my case. But he's not a comedian. A comedian friend

1587
01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:26,800
Speaker 1: of mine named Yoshi Personal, and um, he does a

1588
01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:31,320
Speaker 1: lot of medical testing for money. And um, he was

1589
01:41:31,439 --> 01:41:34,400
Speaker 1: doing this one where they're giving some medication and then

1590
01:41:34,439 --> 01:41:37,160
Speaker 1: they needed your stool sample and they paid you, I

1591
01:41:37,240 --> 01:41:41,040
Speaker 1: think fifty dollars a stool sample. And then he had

1592
01:41:41,080 --> 01:41:43,400
Speaker 1: sent them like ten stool samples and they hadn't paid him,

1593
01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:47,479
Speaker 1: and he was so mad they stole my ship. And

1594
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:49,320
Speaker 1: then he said, I'm gonna go give them a bad

1595
01:41:49,439 --> 01:41:52,439
Speaker 1: Yelp review. And I'm like, there's a Yelp review for

1596
01:41:52,600 --> 01:41:55,519
Speaker 1: a ship stool sample? And then he goes and then

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01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:56,720
Speaker 1: he goes, and when I went there, they had all

1598
01:41:56,800 --> 01:41:59,840
Speaker 1: kinds of bad reviews. They didn't pay anybody, they were

1599
01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:02,680
Speaker 1: just dealing people ship. I'm like, this is weird. That

1600
01:42:02,960 --> 01:42:06,599
Speaker 1: is so weird. Yeah, I can't even wrap my head

1601
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,719
Speaker 1: around that. Don't wrap your head around ship. That's weird.

1602
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:13,160
Speaker 1: But people who like do those medical things for money, Yeah,

1603
01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:16,160
Speaker 1: that's scary a little bit. I mean, you know, she's

1604
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:17,920
Speaker 1: one of those guys. He lives life on the edge.

1605
01:42:19,280 --> 01:42:21,000
Speaker 1: He's a very a very dark sense of humor, but

1606
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:26,280
Speaker 1: it's very funny. Um, anybody else I should know about funny?

1607
01:42:26,479 --> 01:42:27,760
Speaker 1: I don't know that he would do well in front

1608
01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:32,240
Speaker 1: of your crowd. You have nice people in the audience.

1609
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:36,120
Speaker 1: I have Tom Papa coming up. Tom Papa is hilarious

1610
01:42:36,840 --> 01:42:41,080
Speaker 1: with special guests. Monica Piper. Who's Monica Piper Oh one

1611
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:46,040
Speaker 1: of the funniest people ever. She she either created or

1612
01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:50,599
Speaker 1: she wrote on Rugrats for many years and is one

1613
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:54,800
Speaker 1: of the voices as well. And she also wrote on

1614
01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:59,760
Speaker 1: Rosanne and Verronica's Closet. She's a phenomenal comedian. She did

1615
01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:03,400
Speaker 1: some thing called um, a one woman show called Not

1616
01:43:03,520 --> 01:43:05,880
Speaker 1: that You Wish, got a lot of attention. But she's

1617
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:10,240
Speaker 1: just one of the best there. She is Monica Piper. Yeah.

1618
01:43:11,040 --> 01:43:18,080
Speaker 1: And then I have coming up Alonzo Bowden. Alonso always

1619
01:43:18,160 --> 01:43:23,679
Speaker 1: kills yea and yeah, that's that's who I have coming

1620
01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:25,880
Speaker 1: up so far. I can't believe I don't know Monica

1621
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Speaker 1: pip Oh. You have to you know who I met

1622
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Speaker 1: at your show was Dear Abbey Dear. She was at

1623
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Speaker 1: your show, Genie Phillips. I met her because I was

1624
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Speaker 1: hosting a very attractive woman. Um, Genie Phillips, A k

1625
01:43:42,320 --> 01:43:44,320
Speaker 1: a Dear Abbey. I met her I was hosting the

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Speaker 1: d D Hirsh mental health benefits. Do you host benefits?

1627
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Speaker 1: I do, Yeah, as long as it benefits me. I

1628
01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:55,680
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1629
01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:58,760
Speaker 1: I met Lisa, the woman that brought me to the

1630
01:43:58,880 --> 01:44:03,560
Speaker 1: disco party. I hosted an event and she was in

1631
01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:06,880
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1632
01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:09,320
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1634
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Speaker 1: What is it like? It's always like something in common?

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Speaker 1: You have something in common? Right, because there were six

1636
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Speaker 1: d people at that convention, and she was the only

1637
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Speaker 1: one that I stayed friends with. Anyway, Jeanie Phillips started

1638
01:44:30,280 --> 01:44:35,719
Speaker 1: coming to Locally Grown every month. I remember meeting and going, God, damn,

1639
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:38,599
Speaker 1: Dear Abbey times. You know who Dear Abbey is? Right? Yeah,

1640
01:44:39,680 --> 01:44:45,760
Speaker 1: she's um, she's iconic. I miss her. I haven't seen her.

1641
01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:49,160
Speaker 1: I guess are you very careful? Over the COVID times

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Speaker 1: But were you careful? I mean, did you go careful

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1650
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1651
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Speaker 1: I don't never got sick. But I've been taking a

1652
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1655
01:45:31,840 --> 01:45:38,200
Speaker 1: autoimmune system helps with that vitamin D vitamin, do you Yeah,

1656
01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:40,680
Speaker 1: I take high doses of vitamin D like ten B

1657
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:43,599
Speaker 1: T U S or something like that a day. That's good. Yeah,

1658
01:45:45,720 --> 01:45:48,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't help me with energy. I don't feel any

1659
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:51,479
Speaker 1: more energetic or anything. But sometimes I think I have

1660
01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:55,120
Speaker 1: COVID because I'm so tired all the time because you're working.

1661
01:45:55,479 --> 01:45:58,320
Speaker 1: That's because I'm working. Every day I'm working, I'm doing

1662
01:45:58,439 --> 01:46:02,760
Speaker 1: something that takes um all my energy. Like when I

1663
01:46:02,840 --> 01:46:06,680
Speaker 1: have my son, that's all my energy. That's literally is

1664
01:46:06,760 --> 01:46:09,880
Speaker 1: his name Russell. His name is Russell. His name is

1665
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:15,280
Speaker 1: Russell Wendy Leeman Peters. It's interesting that you're here because

1666
01:46:15,320 --> 01:46:19,080
Speaker 1: I did name him after you. So cute rolls right

1667
01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:22,880
Speaker 1: off the time. Oh yeah, you met him today, Court,

1668
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:25,479
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've I've met him before. Ye, I've met

1669
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:32,440
Speaker 1: him before. My son, he's he's an actor, Like, seriously,

1670
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:34,920
Speaker 1: have you thought about putting him in His mother wants

1671
01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:37,519
Speaker 1: to put him in modeling and stuff like that, in acting,

1672
01:46:37,680 --> 01:46:40,000
Speaker 1: but I think we would have to wait for him

1673
01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:41,960
Speaker 1: to be able to speak first. Did you ever do

1674
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:44,759
Speaker 1: any acting when you were really little? No? No, nobody

1675
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:50,679
Speaker 1: in my family was ever in the business. Is gorgeous, Yeah,

1676
01:46:51,640 --> 01:47:05,120
Speaker 1: just like her tell her kidding, No, that's me. He's

1677
01:47:05,120 --> 01:47:07,479
Speaker 1: so cute. Every time every time I have seen him,

1678
01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:10,439
Speaker 1: he like cuts brings me like a toy, one of

1679
01:47:10,479 --> 01:47:12,000
Speaker 1: his toys. You'll walk over and give her a toy

1680
01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:14,160
Speaker 1: kind of like come on, let's play. Yeah, but it's

1681
01:47:14,160 --> 01:47:16,720
Speaker 1: also like it feels like a welcome gift. But then

1682
01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:18,400
Speaker 1: I know I'm supposed to give it back. But then

1683
01:47:18,439 --> 01:47:20,880
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, we both we're both nice people. We

1684
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:26,080
Speaker 1: both did that. See, you're teaching him good lessons. She

1685
01:47:26,120 --> 01:47:28,040
Speaker 1: does end up taking some of the toys, like today

1686
01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:30,680
Speaker 1: she's taking it. She's like, yeah, it's my thank you.

1687
01:47:30,960 --> 01:47:33,320
Speaker 1: It's my birthday. I'm gonna take Is it a big birthden?

1688
01:47:34,360 --> 01:47:38,400
Speaker 1: It actually is? I mean it's thirty five. I feel

1689
01:47:38,439 --> 01:47:40,840
Speaker 1: like it's weird. Last year I was like, so okay

1690
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:42,479
Speaker 1: with talking about it, but I was like, and I'm

1691
01:47:42,479 --> 01:47:43,720
Speaker 1: still out with talking about it. But I was like,

1692
01:47:43,720 --> 01:47:45,200
Speaker 1: I guess there's a cut. There might come a point

1693
01:47:45,200 --> 01:47:47,519
Speaker 1: where I don't want to anymore. I started doing a

1694
01:47:47,640 --> 01:47:51,000
Speaker 1: joke when I was twenty three. I'm still doing it now.

1695
01:47:51,200 --> 01:48:00,040
Speaker 1: The joke was I'm two, That's what I said. And

1696
01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:06,800
Speaker 1: now that I'm two, I'm twenty two. For two years now,

1697
01:48:06,960 --> 01:48:09,559
Speaker 1: and I've been telling that joke for five something. Oh yes,

1698
01:48:09,680 --> 01:48:11,800
Speaker 1: I saw I saw you do this. Yeah that was

1699
01:48:11,840 --> 01:48:15,479
Speaker 1: when your America. Yeah, but I still do it, although

1700
01:48:15,520 --> 01:48:17,720
Speaker 1: now I stopped doing it, and now I just say

1701
01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm fifty six, and I keep forgetting things like that,

1702
01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm sixty left turns that's what I love. Yeah. Yeah,

1703
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:35,720
Speaker 1: so um Yeah, age is a weird thing because we

1704
01:48:35,800 --> 01:48:39,160
Speaker 1: don't really we don't have any control over it. Yeah,

1705
01:48:39,400 --> 01:48:41,240
Speaker 1: I mean you do, but the only control you have

1706
01:48:41,360 --> 01:48:46,160
Speaker 1: is ending it, right, that's lily. But I just want

1707
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:50,599
Speaker 1: to tell anybody who's listening that it's never over until

1708
01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:55,000
Speaker 1: it's over, Like you couldn't have as many chances as

1709
01:48:55,080 --> 01:48:58,719
Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, to take as many chances as you want,

1710
01:48:58,920 --> 01:49:01,640
Speaker 1: because it depends what you look and for life. It

1711
01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:04,320
Speaker 1: took me fifty years to find my girl. Yeah, I'm

1712
01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:06,880
Speaker 1: so happy you found her. I'm happy I found her cheese,

1713
01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:11,080
Speaker 1: and she's co hosted this with me a couple of times. Ye. Great,

1714
01:49:11,120 --> 01:49:14,360
Speaker 1: everybody loved her always lots and lots of positive ali

1715
01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:17,479
Speaker 1: comments except from them like her voice is great. Yeah,

1716
01:49:17,479 --> 01:49:21,920
Speaker 1: I know. That's just when I chimed in, Yeah, nails

1717
01:49:21,960 --> 01:49:24,560
Speaker 1: on the chalkboard, So I don't have the nails on

1718
01:49:24,640 --> 01:49:29,240
Speaker 1: the chalkboard response. I have a response to one thing,

1719
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:32,519
Speaker 1: and that is eating off of a wooden spoon. It

1720
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:38,240
Speaker 1: gives me the willies. That's so specific. I know, like spoon,

1721
01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:40,880
Speaker 1: you know, I understand that to a certain degree. I

1722
01:49:40,920 --> 01:49:42,960
Speaker 1: don't like, you know, when you go to get a

1723
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:45,479
Speaker 1: coffee and they give those wooden sticks to stirt with.

1724
01:49:45,880 --> 01:49:48,320
Speaker 1: Hate that exactly. I hate that. I'm like, I can't

1725
01:49:48,360 --> 01:49:51,840
Speaker 1: taste the coffee taste stick. Yeah. I have weird pet

1726
01:49:51,920 --> 01:49:55,919
Speaker 1: peeves though, Like certain things really bother me, like bathroom

1727
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:58,800
Speaker 1: fans drive me insane. And I could walk in that

1728
01:49:58,920 --> 01:50:01,120
Speaker 1: house right now, and if there's a bathroom fan on

1729
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:02,880
Speaker 1: or a fan on in any of the rooms, I'll

1730
01:50:02,880 --> 01:50:06,040
Speaker 1: hear it. Really, But you had no idea the filter

1731
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:09,639
Speaker 1: pump was on in the pool. I knew, Yeah, I didn't. Ironical,

1732
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:12,839
Speaker 1: but it's not a bathroom fan, that's right, but bathroom

1733
01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:15,880
Speaker 1: fan specifically, you know somebody just went in there. No,

1734
01:50:16,080 --> 01:50:19,400
Speaker 1: it's just the sound of it joins me nuts and uh,

1735
01:50:19,880 --> 01:50:23,680
Speaker 1: the sound of a toilet seat whacking down, whack. It's

1736
01:50:23,720 --> 01:50:27,519
Speaker 1: like this, the loudest sound on earth is that. And

1737
01:50:27,640 --> 01:50:30,840
Speaker 1: then it's a California, an American thing when you say

1738
01:50:30,960 --> 01:50:35,840
Speaker 1: thank you and they say, I fucking lose my mind

1739
01:50:35,920 --> 01:50:38,400
Speaker 1: when that somebody does that like a servant, like, oh,

1740
01:50:38,479 --> 01:50:42,280
Speaker 1: thank you? Then does that mean it's very dismissive? Yeah,

1741
01:50:42,320 --> 01:50:43,679
Speaker 1: it's like what do you What do you mean? Yeah,

1742
01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:46,559
Speaker 1: you're supposed to thank me. Are you welcome? You're welcome?

1743
01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:50,320
Speaker 1: That is I feel like there's something someone's trying to

1744
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:52,720
Speaker 1: say something when they do that. Yeah, hey you didn't

1745
01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:57,280
Speaker 1: leave me a tip. Yeah, I have one pet peeve.

1746
01:50:57,520 --> 01:51:00,519
Speaker 1: I have two pet peeves, well three, Like when I

1747
01:51:00,560 --> 01:51:03,240
Speaker 1: don't like when people are mean for no reason, like

1748
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:08,320
Speaker 1: dismiss it. But that's more general. Um. I don't like

1749
01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:12,840
Speaker 1: when the perforation is not on the fold, like on

1750
01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:16,840
Speaker 1: a bill when they have you tear it off, but

1751
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:19,640
Speaker 1: it's not on the fold, so you have to like

1752
01:51:20,640 --> 01:51:23,800
Speaker 1: fold it very careful. It's like you have no idea

1753
01:51:23,840 --> 01:51:27,439
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, like like on those handwritten bills. Yeah,

1754
01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:30,880
Speaker 1: I still do that. I know I'm dating myself. Well,

1755
01:51:30,920 --> 01:51:38,479
Speaker 1: somebody has to so. Um. The other my other pet

1756
01:51:38,520 --> 01:51:42,840
Speaker 1: peeve is when they in a movie or something when

1757
01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:47,240
Speaker 1: they have like a child's handwriting, like lemonade and they

1758
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:51,200
Speaker 1: have the L backwards or whatever, and you know when

1759
01:51:51,240 --> 01:51:57,000
Speaker 1: adult did it, Like you know that bother's like it's

1760
01:51:57,040 --> 01:52:00,320
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing. You couldn't find an actual child, right, Yeah,

1761
01:52:00,920 --> 01:52:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't know why that just bothers me. Do you

1762
01:52:03,760 --> 01:52:06,560
Speaker 1: have any pet peeps? I don't know those are so

1763
01:52:06,880 --> 01:52:10,840
Speaker 1: like specifically, don't I know that I do. I feel like, yeah,

1764
01:52:10,880 --> 01:52:12,680
Speaker 1: I mean they're just they're not They're all like I

1765
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:15,680
Speaker 1: think the pet peeves everybody probably has. Like just like

1766
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:19,479
Speaker 1: when people don't use turn signals to I get really

1767
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:21,920
Speaker 1: angry with that. Yeah, because it's just so. And then

1768
01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:24,200
Speaker 1: when also when you use a turn signal and then

1769
01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:27,160
Speaker 1: they speed up when they don't have to. I hate that.

1770
01:52:28,800 --> 01:52:30,120
Speaker 1: That is an l A thing. They're like, oh, what

1771
01:52:30,240 --> 01:52:32,040
Speaker 1: are you from out of town? You're gonna be polite

1772
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:34,840
Speaker 1: about this. We don't do that here. How long have

1773
01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:40,120
Speaker 1: you lived here? Like, uh, six years? Yeah? So have

1774
01:52:40,200 --> 01:52:44,639
Speaker 1: you been in l a Wendy since person and then

1775
01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:47,320
Speaker 1: like a return ticket? No, thank you? Well no, I

1776
01:52:47,439 --> 01:52:49,240
Speaker 1: did go home, and then I packed up and I

1777
01:52:49,360 --> 01:52:51,439
Speaker 1: moved back, and then I started going on the road,

1778
01:52:51,720 --> 01:52:54,280
Speaker 1: which is that's what you know? Who told me that

1779
01:52:54,360 --> 01:52:57,760
Speaker 1: before I ever moved to America. Harland Williams told me,

1780
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:01,240
Speaker 1: don't move to l just to go on the road,

1781
01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:04,240
Speaker 1: because then you're just renting an apartment for no reason.

1782
01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:07,040
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not going to move anywhere until

1783
01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:10,960
Speaker 1: I can afford to buy something. So I didn't move

1784
01:53:11,360 --> 01:53:13,320
Speaker 1: to the US until I was able to buy something.

1785
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:19,639
Speaker 1: Is Harlan still in Canada? He's so funny too, Oh

1786
01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:23,120
Speaker 1: my god. He once got me up bumped up to

1787
01:53:23,240 --> 01:53:27,000
Speaker 1: first class. This is when nobody gave a ship, so

1788
01:53:27,160 --> 01:53:29,800
Speaker 1: there were all these seats and he goes, my friend,

1789
01:53:30,240 --> 01:53:34,120
Speaker 1: want I want to talk to her. So they were like,

1790
01:53:34,240 --> 01:53:37,920
Speaker 1: go ahead, now it's you can't. You have to sit

1791
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:42,600
Speaker 1: in your assigned assigned. I haven't flown since the pandemic.

1792
01:53:43,080 --> 01:53:45,240
Speaker 1: My husband's a germ of bope, so I know he

1793
01:53:45,280 --> 01:53:50,200
Speaker 1: will never cheat on me. You're all the germs he

1794
01:53:50,320 --> 01:53:56,160
Speaker 1: wants right now. He would never cheat on me because, um,

1795
01:53:57,600 --> 01:54:01,519
Speaker 1: he loves me. There was no out there. I couldn't

1796
01:54:01,520 --> 01:54:04,320
Speaker 1: think of a punch line. Not all of these have

1797
01:54:04,439 --> 01:54:08,680
Speaker 1: to be funny, No, I agree. Have you heard my

1798
01:54:08,720 --> 01:54:14,840
Speaker 1: act so funny? Which is not what I love about

1799
01:54:15,080 --> 01:54:20,040
Speaker 1: your act? When I saw you live, was you talked

1800
01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:22,760
Speaker 1: about stuff that we had just talked about in the

1801
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:27,519
Speaker 1: green room, like you made it in the moment. I

1802
01:54:28,120 --> 01:54:31,080
Speaker 1: like doing that. I think the audience loves that because

1803
01:54:31,200 --> 01:54:34,800
Speaker 1: they see that you're not just remembering a script. It's

1804
01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:38,080
Speaker 1: like you are the funny person. Yeah. I like so

1805
01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:40,320
Speaker 1: present that I couldn't tell, Like Glenn, I just saw

1806
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:42,280
Speaker 1: you like it was hard for me to. I had

1807
01:54:42,280 --> 01:54:43,720
Speaker 1: to think about it afterwards, and I was like, I

1808
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:46,160
Speaker 1: think that was written ahead of time. But I feel

1809
01:54:46,200 --> 01:54:47,800
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean. You knew when to

1810
01:54:48,120 --> 01:54:52,760
Speaker 1: when to incorporate, to blend the crowd, work into the joke. Yeah,

1811
01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:55,720
Speaker 1: I think on this new act that I'm doing has

1812
01:54:55,760 --> 01:54:58,760
Speaker 1: a lot less crowd work than the old ones. There's

1813
01:54:58,760 --> 01:55:01,600
Speaker 1: a lot of material this new one, which I'm even

1814
01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm impressed with. Maybe not the quality of it, but

1815
01:55:04,040 --> 01:55:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm impressed that there is not as much quantity. There's

1816
01:55:07,560 --> 01:55:09,680
Speaker 1: more quantity in this. You sit down and write. I

1817
01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:16,720
Speaker 1: do not have the capacity, the intellectual capacity, or the

1818
01:55:16,760 --> 01:55:19,840
Speaker 1: ability to sit there and focus on writing. And I

1819
01:55:19,920 --> 01:55:23,360
Speaker 1: wish I did, because I feel like I would get

1820
01:55:23,440 --> 01:55:27,320
Speaker 1: far more out of my material. Joe Rogan was giving

1821
01:55:27,360 --> 01:55:30,080
Speaker 1: me ship one night about it. You're fucking lazy. That's well,

1822
01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:33,080
Speaker 1: you're looking lazy. I go, Joe, that's just my process. Well,

1823
01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:35,240
Speaker 1: once you try sitting down out of your comfort zone

1824
01:55:35,640 --> 01:55:37,400
Speaker 1: and write down your act, and I bet you'll come

1825
01:55:37,440 --> 01:55:39,520
Speaker 1: up with a better act. And I go, I bet

1826
01:55:39,600 --> 01:55:41,280
Speaker 1: you I will. But I also bet you I'm not

1827
01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:46,040
Speaker 1: going to do it. Here's another bet. I'm not a gambler.

1828
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:50,400
Speaker 1: I had to follow him once in Boston. Actually it

1829
01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:54,959
Speaker 1: was in New Hampshire, no Rhode Island, in the late eighties,

1830
01:55:55,880 --> 01:55:59,400
Speaker 1: and he was always really funny. I started with all

1831
01:55:59,480 --> 01:56:04,880
Speaker 1: those guys Louis Patrese. No, Patrese was after me, I think,

1832
01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:08,640
Speaker 1: or no, I think he was after me. The Polo

1833
01:56:08,720 --> 01:56:11,560
Speaker 1: was he from out there too, Nick de Polo. I

1834
01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:15,440
Speaker 1: opened for him at his alma mater, the University of

1835
01:56:15,640 --> 01:56:20,120
Speaker 1: Orno Main and um, yeah, I just remember. It was

1836
01:56:20,160 --> 01:56:22,120
Speaker 1: a six hour drive and the whole night I heard

1837
01:56:22,160 --> 01:56:25,680
Speaker 1: him in the next room with his girlfriend. But today,

1838
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:32,200
Speaker 1: but I know all those guys from Lenny Clark and

1839
01:56:32,440 --> 01:56:35,680
Speaker 1: Lenny Clark got to open for him and his brother

1840
01:56:35,880 --> 01:56:41,280
Speaker 1: Ran or runs Giggles. Have you performed there? What about Dane?

1841
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:45,200
Speaker 1: Dane Cook was a little after me, and so Robert

1842
01:56:45,320 --> 01:56:48,360
Speaker 1: Kelly and Robert Keilly started way late. But I've met

1843
01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:51,160
Speaker 1: them all in Montreal and then I did um Dennis

1844
01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:55,560
Speaker 1: Dennis literally was the first comedian I opened for. Really. Yeah,

1845
01:56:55,720 --> 01:56:59,600
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yeah, And um it was in

1846
01:56:59,720 --> 01:57:02,280
Speaker 1: front of like seven people. It was a two and

1847
01:57:02,360 --> 01:57:05,840
Speaker 1: a half hour drive in the rain, seven people and

1848
01:57:06,080 --> 01:57:11,880
Speaker 1: he killed and um, yeah I worked with him. I

1849
01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:15,640
Speaker 1: worked with wasn't Stephen right from Boston to Yeah, but

1850
01:57:15,720 --> 01:57:18,040
Speaker 1: he started a little before me. He was gone, but

1851
01:57:18,120 --> 01:57:19,640
Speaker 1: I did get to meet him and he told me

1852
01:57:19,760 --> 01:57:22,360
Speaker 1: when I did the tonight show, I was like freaking

1853
01:57:22,400 --> 01:57:26,920
Speaker 1: out about it. He said, just make that audience laugh, Like,

1854
01:57:27,360 --> 01:57:30,760
Speaker 1: don't try to entertain people at home. That's what I

1855
01:57:30,840 --> 01:57:33,200
Speaker 1: always say to when I'm doing that. I just need

1856
01:57:33,280 --> 01:57:35,720
Speaker 1: to make this room laugh. Yeah, because even if you

1857
01:57:35,760 --> 01:57:38,160
Speaker 1: think I bombed at home, I know I killed that room.

1858
01:57:39,440 --> 01:57:43,120
Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense. I feel like you're so present

1859
01:57:43,320 --> 01:57:45,840
Speaker 1: so that I don't even know, like would you even

1860
01:57:45,920 --> 01:57:47,920
Speaker 1: be able to think about that what people are thinking

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01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:49,800
Speaker 1: at home, because like, I don't think about it at

1862
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:52,280
Speaker 1: the time. I think about it beforehand and then when

1863
01:57:52,280 --> 01:57:53,880
Speaker 1: I get off, but when I'm on stage, no, I

1864
01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:58,560
Speaker 1: can't because I have a bad poker face. It would

1865
01:57:58,560 --> 01:58:00,480
Speaker 1: be like, oh, you could see it in my face.

1866
01:58:00,840 --> 01:58:02,560
Speaker 1: I remember the first time I did a TV show

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01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:08,520
Speaker 1: in Canada. It was a TV show called Comedy at

1868
01:58:08,520 --> 01:58:11,839
Speaker 1: Club fifty four and they had this I was opening,

1869
01:58:12,440 --> 01:58:14,480
Speaker 1: and then the headliner was a guy named Crazy Lenny.

1870
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:17,840
Speaker 1: You know, Crazy Lenny Schultz. Yeah, you want to see

1871
01:58:17,880 --> 01:58:20,240
Speaker 1: crazy Lenny go crazy? You want to see a crab crazy?

1872
01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:23,440
Speaker 1: That's what he was like. Remember him. I just remember

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01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:26,320
Speaker 1: meeting him. We were doing press and we were both

1874
01:58:26,360 --> 01:58:29,080
Speaker 1: in the hotel lobby in Chicago, but we weren't on

1875
01:58:29,120 --> 01:58:31,600
Speaker 1: the same show he was like in a different club. Yeah,

1876
01:58:32,920 --> 01:58:35,080
Speaker 1: And I went on stage and I drew a blank

1877
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:39,560
Speaker 1: and it was TV and I even went, Ben, I've

1878
01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:42,520
Speaker 1: said it the pretty on stage and go Ben, I

1879
01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:46,160
Speaker 1: can't remember my act. And if you there's a clip

1880
01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:49,480
Speaker 1: on YouTube it's kind of if you just look at

1881
01:58:49,520 --> 01:58:52,280
Speaker 1: the end of the show, you'll see the host Ben

1882
01:58:52,560 --> 01:58:55,360
Speaker 1: guy it and then Lenny schultzon you'll see me and

1883
01:58:55,400 --> 01:59:00,280
Speaker 1: I have this look like what did I just you know,

1884
01:59:00,720 --> 01:59:02,760
Speaker 1: I thought I literally had ended my career right there.

1885
01:59:03,240 --> 01:59:06,280
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. It's all cumulative, like who gives

1886
01:59:06,280 --> 01:59:08,200
Speaker 1: a funk? If you want to go back and do

1887
01:59:08,360 --> 01:59:11,720
Speaker 1: it again, you will, right. Yeah, that's the thing. That's

1888
01:59:11,720 --> 01:59:13,960
Speaker 1: why I explained to people, I go, I watched Quincy

1889
01:59:14,040 --> 01:59:16,880
Speaker 1: Jones documentary and it's, you know, his whole life in

1890
01:59:16,920 --> 01:59:18,960
Speaker 1: front of you, and you look at all the times

1891
01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:21,480
Speaker 1: he thought he was done and he was never done.

1892
01:59:21,680 --> 01:59:23,840
Speaker 1: He only had bigger things ahead of him. But I

1893
01:59:23,880 --> 01:59:26,520
Speaker 1: haven't seen that documentary. But I just watched a documentary

1894
01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:30,080
Speaker 1: on well, actually, my husband has a documentary about the

1895
01:59:30,160 --> 01:59:36,480
Speaker 1: Sherman Brothers really called the Boys. Because it's on Disney Plus. Actually,

1896
01:59:37,160 --> 01:59:40,720
Speaker 1: because of Disney movies, and the story is they wrote

1897
01:59:40,720 --> 01:59:47,400
Speaker 1: all this music together, all this music together, but they

1898
01:59:47,520 --> 01:59:50,560
Speaker 1: hated each other or they just didn't get along. And

1899
01:59:50,600 --> 01:59:53,400
Speaker 1: they were brothers. Yeah, and that's weird when family members

1900
01:59:53,440 --> 01:59:54,960
Speaker 1: don't get along. Do you get along with your sister?

1901
01:59:55,400 --> 01:59:58,200
Speaker 1: I love her, Yeah, I love her. My brother and

1902
01:59:58,240 --> 02:00:02,080
Speaker 1: I are very close. Yeah, he's my manager and I

1903
02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:05,680
Speaker 1: just faced time to him earlier today, like it's my brother.

1904
02:00:06,200 --> 02:00:08,360
Speaker 1: How can you go wrong with your brother. Well, it's

1905
02:00:08,520 --> 02:00:10,960
Speaker 1: like at moments where you're gonna have you know, you

1906
02:00:11,040 --> 02:00:13,600
Speaker 1: know whatever you're going through at the time, and you

1907
02:00:13,680 --> 02:00:16,040
Speaker 1: know whatever may happen. But at the end of the day,

1908
02:00:16,040 --> 02:00:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's all we got, exactly. And but also

1909
02:00:19,480 --> 02:00:22,560
Speaker 1: old friends like I have this Rosalind High school reunion

1910
02:00:22,680 --> 02:00:25,200
Speaker 1: thing going since the pandemic. There are just four of

1911
02:00:25,280 --> 02:00:28,080
Speaker 1: us and we get together every month on zoom and

1912
02:00:28,200 --> 02:00:32,640
Speaker 1: there's just like you trust them implicitly because they knew

1913
02:00:32,680 --> 02:00:35,760
Speaker 1: you before you were Wendy Leeban. They know Wendy. Yeah,

1914
02:00:36,000 --> 02:00:38,720
Speaker 1: but I know them too, the same thing. I feel

1915
02:00:38,800 --> 02:00:43,600
Speaker 1: safe with them. Like my best friend in Canada, Marlin Stacko,

1916
02:00:43,720 --> 02:00:47,960
Speaker 1: the Big Black Wacko um forty four years have been

1917
02:00:48,000 --> 02:00:52,120
Speaker 1: best friends, and we go through these moments where it's

1918
02:00:52,160 --> 02:00:54,160
Speaker 1: never even like we never even had a fight. But

1919
02:00:54,760 --> 02:00:56,760
Speaker 1: I'll hear through somebody else, what did you do a

1920
02:00:56,800 --> 02:00:58,560
Speaker 1: stack On? Like, what do you mean? Would I just Stacko?

1921
02:00:59,240 --> 02:01:00,840
Speaker 1: He's fucking to you, don't hear from you? I go

1922
02:01:01,200 --> 02:01:04,080
Speaker 1: I called him last you know what I mean. But

1923
02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:06,080
Speaker 1: it's like but it's never like, hey, you asked what

1924
02:01:06,720 --> 02:01:08,160
Speaker 1: it is like all this FaceTime, I'm like, what are

1925
02:01:08,200 --> 02:01:11,200
Speaker 1: you doing? He's like, I'm fixing the car and I'm like, okay,

1926
02:01:11,200 --> 02:01:13,040
Speaker 1: I love you by and he'd be like, by I

1927
02:01:13,120 --> 02:01:14,880
Speaker 1: go say I love you, motherfucker say I love you.

1928
02:01:16,480 --> 02:01:19,440
Speaker 1: That's so sweet? Sweet. Yeah. I mean some friends you

1929
02:01:19,560 --> 02:01:21,360
Speaker 1: have and you can just hang out with them and

1930
02:01:21,440 --> 02:01:24,240
Speaker 1: you don't have to say anything, and then other friends

1931
02:01:24,520 --> 02:01:28,160
Speaker 1: like you have to always like with you, I have

1932
02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:32,800
Speaker 1: to always keep talking. I like lulls. Remember I said

1933
02:01:32,800 --> 02:01:36,520
Speaker 1: I'd like to enjoy the silence like the bob near Yeah,

1934
02:01:36,720 --> 02:01:38,720
Speaker 1: you know it's funny. A Stacko called me last year,

1935
02:01:39,600 --> 02:01:40,920
Speaker 1: and this is weird to me. When he did this,

1936
02:01:41,000 --> 02:01:42,200
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fund is wrong with you?

1937
02:01:43,040 --> 02:01:45,280
Speaker 1: He calls me and he goes, hey, I need to

1938
02:01:45,280 --> 02:01:49,600
Speaker 1: ask you something serious. And I go, well, what's up, guy?

1939
02:01:50,160 --> 02:01:53,760
Speaker 1: Are you doing blow? I go, what are you serious?

1940
02:01:55,320 --> 02:01:57,960
Speaker 1: Are you doing cocaine? I go? Am I doing? Are

1941
02:01:58,000 --> 02:01:59,680
Speaker 1: you out of your mind? I don't even smoke weed?

1942
02:01:59,720 --> 02:02:01,000
Speaker 1: What if I'm gonna skip that and go to a

1943
02:02:01,080 --> 02:02:04,240
Speaker 1: cocaine because No, I met this girl and she said

1944
02:02:04,280 --> 02:02:07,560
Speaker 1: that she saw you doing blow? And I go, You've

1945
02:02:07,680 --> 02:02:09,760
Speaker 1: known me since I was seven years old? How can

1946
02:02:09,800 --> 02:02:13,280
Speaker 1: you even ask me this question? I don't I barely

1947
02:02:13,320 --> 02:02:15,280
Speaker 1: get drunk. You're gonna ask me if I do cocaine?

1948
02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:18,920
Speaker 1: He's like seriously, and he's looking at me his FaceTime

1949
02:02:18,960 --> 02:02:20,120
Speaker 1: He's like are you looking at me? Like are you

1950
02:02:20,920 --> 02:02:23,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like are you out of your mind? Like

1951
02:02:23,280 --> 02:02:25,240
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Am I doing blow? What the funk?

1952
02:02:25,280 --> 02:02:27,600
Speaker 1: And I are you joking? He's like, Okay, I gotta go,

1953
02:02:27,680 --> 02:02:29,680
Speaker 1: but I'll call you back. I go okay, and he

1954
02:02:29,760 --> 02:02:31,600
Speaker 1: calls me back and I can't answer, I'm doing blow.

1955
02:02:33,680 --> 02:02:35,360
Speaker 1: I got this rail. Let me finish this rail and

1956
02:02:35,360 --> 02:02:36,840
Speaker 1: I'll call you back. I'm like, what do you mean?

1957
02:02:36,920 --> 02:02:39,880
Speaker 1: Am I doing blow? And I'm like, you know me?

1958
02:02:40,000 --> 02:02:42,000
Speaker 1: This person, I don't even know. How can they say

1959
02:02:42,040 --> 02:02:43,960
Speaker 1: they see me do something? I didn't never do. I've

1960
02:02:44,000 --> 02:02:47,680
Speaker 1: never done in my life. Well, because you're a celebrity,

1961
02:02:48,440 --> 02:02:51,520
Speaker 1: so they endow you with they expect you to maybe

1962
02:02:51,680 --> 02:02:54,960
Speaker 1: change and like, yeah, you moved to California, you're you're

1963
02:02:54,960 --> 02:02:58,160
Speaker 1: doing drugs. I'm like, what I did hookers? And no,

1964
02:02:58,360 --> 02:03:01,280
Speaker 1: I did porn stars. I didn't do drug People have

1965
02:03:01,360 --> 02:03:03,680
Speaker 1: weird ideas about when I first moved here. One of

1966
02:03:03,760 --> 02:03:06,360
Speaker 1: my friends from Chicago was like, did you that thing

1967
02:03:06,480 --> 02:03:11,680
Speaker 1: with yourself? Are you leaving? Hey? Can you drop twoty home? Okay,

1968
02:03:11,960 --> 02:03:15,200
Speaker 1: it's so nice to meet you. I've been on for

1969
02:03:15,280 --> 02:03:19,240
Speaker 1: a long time. Yeah, we have. We're right at that point. Well,

1970
02:03:19,360 --> 02:03:24,160
Speaker 1: Eddie's ended this episode for nice and abruptly. The same

1971
02:03:24,200 --> 02:03:26,200
Speaker 1: way he got to America is the same way he's

1972
02:03:26,240 --> 02:03:34,080
Speaker 1: leaving without permission. Um, I want to thank um. One

1973
02:03:34,120 --> 02:03:37,600
Speaker 1: of my favorite comics of all time, Courtney Blanc question.

1974
02:03:41,480 --> 02:03:43,680
Speaker 1: I want to thank. I want to thank that plain

1975
02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:46,400
Speaker 1: so I can wear something else. I would love. You

1976
02:03:46,440 --> 02:03:48,160
Speaker 1: can come back any time. We don't do just one

1977
02:03:48,240 --> 02:03:50,080
Speaker 1: get one ever. You're like, you can come back any time.

1978
02:03:50,640 --> 02:03:52,720
Speaker 1: Is let's say you're driving the neighborhood. You go and

1979
02:03:52,760 --> 02:03:54,480
Speaker 1: you go, hey, ros do Yeah, come on, over, let's

1980
02:03:54,520 --> 02:03:57,960
Speaker 1: do it, okay, because all my dentists are perfect right

1981
02:03:57,960 --> 02:04:02,880
Speaker 1: around the corner of a good dentist. He's new because

1982
02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:06,320
Speaker 1: my other one't. Yeah, he's good. Dr Shapiro Shapiro, Yeah,

1983
02:04:09,040 --> 02:04:14,920
Speaker 1: that's the other doctor. Cavity is her dentist. No, my

1984
02:04:15,160 --> 02:04:20,480
Speaker 1: dentist retired. Like no. My dentist said, I have to

1985
02:04:20,520 --> 02:04:24,240
Speaker 1: floss every day. He said, I'll live longer, like six years.

1986
02:04:24,520 --> 02:04:27,720
Speaker 1: If you don't floss, you get six more years out

1987
02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:31,560
Speaker 1: of not outs. If you floss more years or that.

1988
02:04:31,840 --> 02:04:33,880
Speaker 1: But I'm like, well, then that's six more years. I'm

1989
02:04:33,920 --> 02:04:39,480
Speaker 1: going to have to floss. Because you're my favorite audience

1990
02:04:40,480 --> 02:04:43,160
Speaker 1: and I just two shows in your backyard. I would

1991
02:04:43,160 --> 02:04:46,240
Speaker 1: watch you all day. Thank you. Oh my god. I

1992
02:04:46,360 --> 02:04:50,920
Speaker 1: love I literally I love watching Wendy. It's it's just

1993
02:04:51,160 --> 02:04:53,160
Speaker 1: it's you know what it is. It's there's like an

1994
02:04:53,200 --> 02:04:56,200
Speaker 1: innocence in it that's so funny to me. That just

1995
02:04:56,800 --> 02:04:59,000
Speaker 1: she's so great. Wendy Lehman was here, ladies and gentlemen,

1996
02:04:59,160 --> 02:05:04,240
Speaker 1: Thank you, and happy birthday Herbert Avor. And I want

1997
02:05:04,280 --> 02:05:07,200
Speaker 1: to thank Clay Roberts for sometimes using a microphone, but

1998
02:05:07,400 --> 02:05:09,800
Speaker 1: just being here. In general, I like when when Clay's

1999
02:05:09,840 --> 02:05:12,000
Speaker 1: here and and PAULI thanks for your phone for sucking

2000
02:05:12,080 --> 02:05:20,120
Speaker 1: up every episode so far. Eddie, you're fired. This was

2001
02:05:20,240 --> 02:05:23,480
Speaker 1: this episode of Culturally Canceled with myself and my dear

2002
02:05:23,560 --> 02:05:26,280
Speaker 1: friend Wendy Lehman and Courtney sat in this time, which

2003
02:05:26,360 --> 02:05:33,440
Speaker 1: is nice. Thanks for listening, guys, Peace, Hey, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed the conversation. If you like the podcast,

2005
02:05:36,800 --> 02:05:38,720
Speaker 1: be sure to rate and review it on Apple Podcast.

2006
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Speaker 1: Some more people can find out about it. And if

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02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:43,920
Speaker 1: you're negative, keep your bullshit to yourself and follow us

2008
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Speaker 1: on Instagram and culturally Canceled and at culturally RP on Twitter.

2009
02:05:48,800 --> 02:05:50,520
Speaker 1: We're also on YouTube if you want to see what

2010
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Speaker 1: some of the backguard looks like. Also, we have a

2011
02:05:54,160 --> 02:05:56,560
Speaker 1: phone line now so you can call and leave a message.

2012
02:05:56,920 --> 02:05:59,680
Speaker 1: You can ask me about hip hop, parenting, food boxing, relationships,

2013
02:05:59,800 --> 02:06:01,680
Speaker 1: mm a, jiu jitsu, I don't care, whatever it is.

2014
02:06:01,960 --> 02:06:03,360
Speaker 1: So you can ask you about things I don't even

2015
02:06:03,360 --> 02:06:05,720
Speaker 1: know about. Let's find out. Just to ask me whatever

2016
02:06:05,760 --> 02:06:07,520
Speaker 1: you want and I'll do my best to answer your question.

2017
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Speaker 1: If you want to leave a message, the phone number

2018
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Speaker 1: is four to four six six six eighty three. That's

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Speaker 1: four two, four, six, six six nineteen eighty three until

2020
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Speaker 1: next week, Keep doing what you're doing, or do something better.

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Speaker 1: Um