1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: The I Am Rappaport stereo podcast Live Get Down with 2 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: Rapp Report. Yes, I am down a Rapperport. Yes I 3 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:19,439 Speaker 1: am a Rapperport. Yes I am down a Rapperport. Yes 4 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: I am at a tune in. I Am rapp Report 5 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: dot com is every single podcast you know we drops 6 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: froms I've seen him on set a season vet with 7 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 1: True Town. Catch him on his way across it rocking 8 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 1: the new Balance. He asked me to do the track 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,239 Speaker 1: because you know, I round the leak. But I'm just 10 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,239 Speaker 1: waiting for the Robert the Neural line of the week 11 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: Rightface the Champions hosted Bagel, Cream, Cheese and Lock. This 12 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: is I Am Rappaport. The show never stopped. Mike catch 13 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: the Mountain Public stretching his knees. But if you don't 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:48,160 Speaker 1: listen to the show, yo, we're gonna pleading. We're gonna please, 15 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: sister Rapport. This is a Michael Rapp Report and I 16 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: am the host. With my co host, we gotta come 17 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: up with some better shift for that Gerald, Yeah, I know, 18 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: we gotta come up with a moniker that that uh, 19 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: that is suffice for g for fucking how do we 20 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: start the show that. Let's let we want to take 21 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 1: suggestions as as the fan base booth. How do you 22 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,399 Speaker 1: think we should start the show? I say, this is 23 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport, and I am what you fucking come up 24 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: with it? And maybe we'll send you an American Giant hoodie. 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: American Giant Hoodie. American Giant is the sponsor of the 26 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: guyant Rappapord podcast. And if you are not familiar with 27 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: the company, get familiar with the company. They are first sponsor. 28 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 1: They make authentic American made clothing, sweatshirts, T shirts, sweatpants, hoodies, 29 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: and it's made very well, it's very comfortable, it's very soft. 30 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: And that the tagline for American Giant is American Giant Champion. 31 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: Can't funk with this show. I'm American Giant Champion, can't 32 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: funk with this YO. So that's our our our number 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: one sponsor. And uh, we're still We're still going after Snapple. 34 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: I will not let up until snapp will says no 35 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: or they say yes. Either they're gonna fucking say yes. 36 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport, We we we appreciate that you are not 37 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: only are you a fan of it, how passionately you're 38 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: a fan and YO, Snapple. Apple is a bad motherfucker. 39 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: I know. I love it no aftertaste, YO sponsor this 40 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 1: show man, Snapple do the right fucking thing right when 41 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: I go to when I go to a bodega, what 42 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: do I get? You get that icy You've been getting 43 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: that ship for a long time. I was like, why 44 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: are you fucking with that? It's so fucking good. It's there, 45 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: I see. I go over my flavors here. Here's Michael 46 00:02:54,360 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: Rappaport's three favorite Snapper flavors. Number one Kiwi sh aberry, 47 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: number two, peach, and number three, I'll go with the 48 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: lime green tea min Go Snapple Apple number one and 49 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: that old lime made ship that they got. They're good. 50 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: They're iced tea is great. This just straight up Snapple 51 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: iced tea. It's great. Now. I want to know, Snapple, 52 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 1: where are you gonna get a more enthusiastic, genuine voice 53 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: than I just gave for you. I don't care what 54 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: kind of marketing people you have. I don't care what 55 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: kind of commercials you have. They have great branding. It's 56 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: old branding. But what I just really what I just 57 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: said about Snapple, and I just poured my heart out 58 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: to them. If if if that was a girl and 59 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: I just I just said I love you and I 60 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: want you to marry me, and I want to be 61 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: with you for the rest of my life, and and 62 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: and if Snapple doesn't respond to this favor favorably, that's 63 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: like the girl laughing in my face, turning away and 64 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: farting while she walked all up in my fucking nosed piece. 65 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: Some motherfucker's would like that, like what farting? And you 66 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: know what, because no, but imagine I go, I love 67 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: you more than anything, I want to be with you 68 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. I think you're the 69 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 1: most beautiful woman in the whole world. And then she 70 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: goes funk out of here and she walks away. Yeah, 71 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 1: you're gonna do So it's up to snap all to 72 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: do the right thing and supply the show with the 73 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:39,119 Speaker 1: necessary nutrients that we need. Send us over a little 74 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: refrigerator and fill us up every fucking month. So we're 75 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: asking so we could talk. I know you're a big company. 76 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 1: We're not even asking for money, but I'll take some 77 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 1: because because I feel like I'm a good spokesperson for 78 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: the drink. We'll take some if you want, Like if 79 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: you're just using our voice on the podcast you got. 80 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: All you need to do is send a little one 81 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: of those Snapper refrigerators, you know how they have them, 82 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 1: and and fill that sh it up. I don't want 83 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 1: any diet flavors and and and let me know what 84 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: the blueprint is, even if you're never gonna name one 85 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: on me. Let me know what I would have to 86 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: accomplish in in my life to have a snap Will 87 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: drink flavor named after me. Now, I know I'm so 88 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: far from doing that. I know that I'm so far 89 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: from doing that. I'm humbly saying that, but I'm saying it. 90 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: Would I have to save babies? Would I have to 91 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: fight in the war? Would I have to cure cancer? 92 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: Would I have to give a limb? Like? Tell me 93 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 1: and and and if it's within doing, I'll try to 94 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: do it. It means that much to me. That would 95 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: be honestly general. If I if I, if you said 96 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: to me, what would mean more to you winning an 97 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: Oscar or getting a Snapple drink named after you? I 98 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: would have to consider that. That's that's a toss. That's 99 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 1: as at the end of the day, I think the 100 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: Oscar would win, but definitely I would think that through. 101 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: This is the Iron Rapp Report Podcast. I'm rocking in 102 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: here with Gerald Moody. Yes, yes, yes, Moody blues and uh, 103 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: we're doing it. We're doing it, We're flowing. I got 104 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: one more question. What is it? Man? We're this is 105 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: a guy like the way this this started. Man, we 106 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: came out hot today, hot, fucking passionate about fucking Snapple. 107 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 1: I fucking love Snapple, man, I fucking love that ship. Man. 108 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 1: You know, I think Snapple should open Snapple stores and 109 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 1: and and like compete with Starbucks. That's how fucking dope 110 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 1: I think Snapple is. I never thought about that, you right, 111 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 1: I would go into it. Fuck you man, Snapple coffee, 112 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 1: Let's fucking do this, Snapple milkshakes, Let's fucking do this 113 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: Snapple all right? You know when you bought my fucking 114 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 1: Snapple business bout it? Well, I'm not. I'm very passionate 115 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: about Snapple. Snapple. New Balance and huts and jeans are 116 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: my ship. That's what I'm sucking talking about New Balances. 117 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:06,719 Speaker 1: Everybody knows I I love New Balance, I love New Balk. 118 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 1: I like New Balance more than Nike, and I fucking 119 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: love Nike. But as I get older and my fucking foot, 120 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: my flat, long white foot, and am fibulous and I 121 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,559 Speaker 1: got them badass fibulous too. You'll notice worker people, people 122 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: that work on their feet that don't have to wear boots. People, 123 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 1: worker people that work on their feet that don't have 124 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 1: to wear boots. They wear the New Balance. And we 125 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: want you as a sponsor. We could boost your ship up. 126 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: We will boost your ship up in a way you. 127 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 1: We will, we will help push it. Now. New Balances 128 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: gives me so much product, so supportive of me. But 129 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: I'm saying New Balance. Here's the thing I'm proposing to 130 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: you too. I'm ready to take things to the next level. 131 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'm saying I might commit completely. If you 132 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Chitching. If you know what I'm saying, chitching, 133 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: will fun will say, fuck Chikey, fuck Nike, fucking Dias, 134 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: the New bees Ki, fuck Puma, Fu, fuck Troop Yo, 135 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 1: fuck Magic Doc, Larry Burning and fuck Converse, l A Gear, 136 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: fucking Didas and Damian under Armor. We'll shut the whole 137 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,800 Speaker 1: ship down, New Bees. I will fucking marry you New Balance. 138 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 1: All right. This is the I M Rappaport Podcast and 139 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: we're in here doing it. I don't know how we 140 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:35,680 Speaker 1: were like, we're like, let me gerald, yo, yeah, what 141 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,840 Speaker 1: is it? Man? What do you remember any commercials about 142 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,560 Speaker 1: viagra when you was ten years old? No? I do 143 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: not remember. So how the fuck all of a sudden 144 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: motherfucker's couldn't get hard? There's a problem. No, maybe they 145 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: couldn't get hard back then, but there was no let no, 146 00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: there was no There was no medicine that was created 147 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: for it. They would do and something else to keep that, 148 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: keep their dick brick, eat them garlic. You know, maybe 149 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: they tried, but maybe even maybe their ship didn't work. 150 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: What's your problem with viagra? Have you ever dropped a 151 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 1: v No? Because it's so much side effects? What do 152 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 1: you know? They're like, oh, if you if it ain't huh, 153 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 1: it's hard for five five hours, then you gotta call 154 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: a doctor. And if you gotta fucking it's all kind 155 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 1: of ship. Yo. Yeah, yo, if you ever had to, 156 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:33,960 Speaker 1: like I've had to, I've had colonoscopy and I've had 157 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: you know, fucking my body looked at and all that stuff. 158 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,640 Speaker 1: But if you have to call a doctor and say, yo, 159 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 1: my ship won't go down and he's like, what the 160 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 1: funk you told about? Like, Yo, my fucking dick. If 161 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 1: you have to make that coal and you gotta show 162 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 1: in show up in there, and your ship is brick hard, 163 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: and the doctors like, okay, show it to me, and 164 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 1: you gotta take out a rock hard dick, and the 165 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,319 Speaker 1: doctor's gotta grab your rock hard dick. Yo. That is 166 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: gonna get fucking weird quick, weird quick, and you're gonna 167 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: be humiliating. The doctor's gonna be, you know, like grabbing 168 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 1: your ship and like, okay, can I touch it? All right? 169 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,439 Speaker 1: Does this hurt? Can you feel this? But what did 170 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: they do? What did they do to I don't know 171 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: what they do. But I never thought about if you 172 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,959 Speaker 1: have to go in there and your ship is brick hard, 173 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 1: and the fucking doctors essentially gonna have to give you 174 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,640 Speaker 1: a hand job essentially to check you up, to check 175 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,960 Speaker 1: you out, he's gonna do that. He's gonna get you 176 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,720 Speaker 1: know what that he's gonna grab your grab your bay. 177 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 1: What the fuck? I never ever thought about that. That's 178 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 1: the fucking problem with what the viagra? Yo? Why my 179 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,080 Speaker 1: ship gotta be brick for five? I know, I know, 180 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not with it either, man, as far 181 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:56,679 Speaker 1: as the sex and and and like yo, when I 182 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,720 Speaker 1: was younger, you'd want to like put in putting work 183 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: like an hour and hour, not even an hour thirty minutes, 184 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:08,680 Speaker 1: and then freak off later though it was like a 185 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 1: big deal. Like Yo, I bust three times. I bust 186 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 1: four times, but in thirty minutes. That's a young man's game. 187 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:20,560 Speaker 1: I'm not with all that ship. And you could say 188 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: that my fun game isn't good. Cool, that's fine. I 189 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,320 Speaker 1: know how I put it down. But I don't have 190 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: time for that ship. Every day I got I gotta, 191 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 1: I gotta get on Instagram. I gotta tweet, ship, I gotta, 192 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,960 Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta you know, I gotta do ship. 193 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: There's games to watch, you know. I gotta have to 194 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: have things to do. I gotta pick up my kids. 195 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 1: It's like a whole sure, there's a whole list of 196 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,559 Speaker 1: things that I have to do. Ain't nobody fucking for 197 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:53,600 Speaker 1: five hours? Motherfucker's is fucking for thirty minutes. I didn't 198 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: check the clock when I was fucking. I didn't check 199 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: the clock. You got about fifteen minute, yo, fifty It's 200 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: not a long that's like sucking being in uh an 201 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,960 Speaker 1: anchor fifteen minutes on screen. It's in a long time. 202 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 1: A fifteen minute fight. That's Oh, you're gonna be tired 203 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 1: if if you if you're fucking for fifteen minutes, you 204 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 1: might as well quate that to a three round fight. Yes, 205 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,079 Speaker 1: that's a long time. So everybody tell you, yo, I'll 206 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 1: be No, don't believe that. I watch myself right, thirty 207 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,200 Speaker 1: minutes tops, and that's and that's that's a long time. 208 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,199 Speaker 1: That's because I'm pausing, I'm taking ship out and I'm 209 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:39,560 Speaker 1: just laying on the side and then it go back in. 210 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:46,319 Speaker 1: But it ain't no, just daddy fucking your body can't 211 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,440 Speaker 1: take it. It's gonna fucking explode. You're gonna break down. 212 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,439 Speaker 1: You're gonna explode and not not not you're not gonna 213 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 1: bust off. He means like you're you're gonna have a 214 00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:02,440 Speaker 1: fucking heart attime. Word So motherucker's yo, that viaggiship. Nobody 215 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 1: wants to be I don't want to do that. I 216 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,719 Speaker 1: don't want to emergency wom man. I don't want to 217 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,120 Speaker 1: do It's uncomfortable. No, I don't want to do that. 218 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,120 Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. It's not that boy. 219 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 1: What what about that boy Stephen Collins on that show 220 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 1: Seventh Heaven? What do he do? Oh? The actor? And 221 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:27,040 Speaker 1: he fucking listen, listen to what is he? Refreshman? This 222 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: is the actor who what? He admitted, child Moleste. He admitted, 223 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:37,640 Speaker 1: this isn't funny ship, This is not funny. He admitted, 224 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: this isn't even wiggo please. He admitted having a female 225 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:52,920 Speaker 1: actress touches loaf like like they were alone, a younger 226 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 1: young this This woman was like not a woman. This 227 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,960 Speaker 1: girl was like eleven. Oh, this guy is a piece 228 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:04,080 Speaker 1: of show. And you see, he could just apologize. He apologized, 229 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,560 Speaker 1: like yeah, and then I had her in the trailer 230 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,240 Speaker 1: and then she touched my loaf. I put her hand 231 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 1: on my loaf. Yo, where the pop sat? For these 232 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: motherfucker I'll be on some ninja ship with him. All black, 233 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 1: don't call. I wouldn't call the cops. I'm at his 234 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:31,320 Speaker 1: trailer and when he come out, I'm lightening his ass. Uh, 235 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 1: you touching my daughter and you just apologize? Why are 236 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 1: you not arrested? Why isn't he arrested already? He just apologized, 237 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: He said, yeah, she touched my loaf and then I 238 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:49,040 Speaker 1: put her hand on my Yo. Fuck this guy seventh Heaven? Yo, 239 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:54,920 Speaker 1: how is that guy not in jail? But the cops 240 00:14:55,920 --> 00:15:00,120 Speaker 1: that shot Michael Brown and choked Eric garner A not 241 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,080 Speaker 1: in jail. And this motherfucker admitted Stephen said, yeah, he 242 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 1: admitted to child molestation and he's not. Now you got 243 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,520 Speaker 1: on the cops and now I want to funk with 244 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,600 Speaker 1: you with that. You know, I don't know how it's 245 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 1: gonna get in check it. The Blasio is the mayor, right, 246 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:24,920 Speaker 1: and his underling is William Bratton. Right. The boss is 247 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 1: the Blasio, right, Bratton is his fucking commissioner. The cops 248 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 1: are turning their backs on the mayor. So if I'm 249 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 1: the mayor, I'm looking at Bratton like, Yo, these are 250 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,640 Speaker 1: your homies, motherfucker. What the fund are you gonna do? 251 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: Why are they doing that to me? See? I fired 252 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,280 Speaker 1: at motherfucker right? Fuck you. See. Giuliani would be or 253 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 1: some ship like that. Right, Julianna would be like, oh 254 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:03,440 Speaker 1: are you you're trying to fuck me? You're my fucking underling. 255 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: Those cops worked for you, and they're turning their fucking 256 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:13,360 Speaker 1: backs on me. I'm firing you. Yeah, get out of 257 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,840 Speaker 1: the building. See de Blasio, it's not up for this job. 258 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,200 Speaker 1: Even at Cots would have been like you fucking think, 259 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: who do you think he would have been on that ship. 260 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 1: They're turning their backs and you're the boss and I'm 261 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: the boss of you get the funk outta here. Fired. Good. 262 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: So you said you asked Juliani. It's a good performance. 263 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: That's good that you're saying. De Blasio is soft. You 264 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:47,360 Speaker 1: see why because he has a black family. But that's 265 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: why he's soft. Ye, Why because he has to Oh 266 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: he has to fucking have compassion. Oh right, Oh, because 267 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 1: he took that because he can't beat Juliani. Gianni showed 268 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:05,440 Speaker 1: his contempt for black folks. That's why they love him. 269 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:10,439 Speaker 1: The Blasio has a black fucking family. He gotta be like, Yo, 270 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,440 Speaker 1: it's value what these motherfucker's is talking about. So you're 271 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: sad posting in direct opposition to that fucking police department. 272 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: That's why they fucking turned back on that mother. That's good, yo. 273 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 1: This is the Iron rapp before podcast. That was good ship. 274 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,439 Speaker 1: That's the moody Blues segment. Yes, sir, yo, but let 275 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:32,120 Speaker 1: me ask you a question. You said that Giuliani has contempt. 276 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: He showed his contempt, he showed his contempt for black people. 277 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,320 Speaker 1: And that's why, that's why he never had no problems 278 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,879 Speaker 1: with the union. Oh, I see what you're saying. I 279 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: see what you're saying. You see they turned their backs 280 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 1: on him on the Blasio But with Juliani, he was 281 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,359 Speaker 1: shut down all that protest. He wouldn't have no press 282 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,880 Speaker 1: conference saying, oh uh, he don't got a black family, right, 283 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:01,720 Speaker 1: I understand, I understand he the blouse. You'll have to 284 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,600 Speaker 1: show compassive. You know what I'm saying. That's a good point. 285 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,480 Speaker 1: That's yo. We're doing good points over here. Those are 286 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: good political points. You gotta put you on fucking Bill Mark. 287 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 1: Take that ship to Bill Mark. That's fucking politics. That's 288 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,199 Speaker 1: a dirty game. We want to get Bill Moore on 289 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,600 Speaker 1: the fucking podcast. We know him since five. Yeah, at 290 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 1: the Improv in l A. We gotta get Bill Moore. Man, 291 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:27,479 Speaker 1: come hang out, man, you know us. Yeah, you know 292 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,280 Speaker 1: what we do over here. I used to be on there. 293 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,720 Speaker 1: I was on the Bill Mars Show on all the time. 294 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 1: Then he got real political on HBO and no more 295 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,400 Speaker 1: Mike Rap. Bring him over to the fucking upp east 296 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,440 Speaker 1: Side getting his ass. Yeah, come to the Upper east Side, 297 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,520 Speaker 1: you fuck now, we like Bill Mark, but we'll come 298 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,720 Speaker 1: up here. We'll get you some subdudo, order some pizza. 299 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,879 Speaker 1: We'll have a good conversation. All right, you can let 300 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,000 Speaker 1: your hair down. He likes to smoke weed. That's not 301 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,040 Speaker 1: my thing, but you know you could do it over 302 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 1: here if you want. Bill Moore. Anyway, this is the 303 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,639 Speaker 1: I Am wrapping poor podcast. Will be right back after 304 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:10,880 Speaker 1: this break. Yo, gee, did you see the uh? There 305 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:15,720 Speaker 1: was a fight? Kevin Garnett went at Dwight Howard. Kevin 306 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: Garnett of the Brooklyn Nets who. I want to walk 307 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,399 Speaker 1: you through my feelings about Kevin Garnett. First, when he 308 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,399 Speaker 1: first came in the league, Kevin Garnett came in the 309 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:27,640 Speaker 1: league as a touted high school player before Kobe. He's 310 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,119 Speaker 1: an O G. Hall of Famer great player. When he 311 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,920 Speaker 1: first came in, I loved him. He had a splash 312 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 1: right into the NBA. And then I noticed that Kevin 313 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:44,360 Speaker 1: Garnett likes to talk a lot of shit, NonStop, ship 314 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:50,240 Speaker 1: all the fucking time. Shall we go into exact quotes? 315 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:54,840 Speaker 1: What does he say to people? To Tim Duncan. Oh yeah, 316 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,400 Speaker 1: what did he say to Tim Duncan, Happy Mother's Day? 317 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 1: And his mom's had just asked away, get the funk 318 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,919 Speaker 1: out of here. And then he was accused of calling 319 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 1: Charlie Villa Nuava a cancer patient and Charlie villain Nuava 320 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 1: for the basketball people that uh, for the for the 321 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,280 Speaker 1: fans that don't know basketball. He has uh al alopecia, 322 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 1: yeah something, so yeah, I think that's we don't fact check, 323 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,800 Speaker 1: but it's the disease. It's a disease where he doesn't 324 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 1: have hair on his body, so he looks, he looks 325 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: fucking bugged out, and he said, you look like a 326 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:34,240 Speaker 1: fucking cancer patient. And Kevin Garnett, he's a fantastic player, 327 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,879 Speaker 1: traded to the Boston Celtics. They won the fucking championship. 328 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,520 Speaker 1: But if you watch him, he he talks to himself, 329 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,120 Speaker 1: he talks to the ref Apparently he talks a lot 330 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 1: of ship to white dudes. That that's one thing. He'll 331 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 1: pop extra ship to white dudes, Like he tries that 332 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 1: punk ship where he's trying to punk motherfucker's But what happened. 333 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,959 Speaker 1: He used to be the kid and then his personality 334 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,919 Speaker 1: got rotten. Yeah, because he fucking won't shut up. And 335 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,639 Speaker 1: and over throughout the year he's been into some some scraps, 336 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 1: but he's oh, he's most famously, how can we forget 337 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,359 Speaker 1: the thing he said to Carmelo Anthony about his wife. 338 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:13,639 Speaker 1: He said, this is, this is apparently, but these things 339 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,879 Speaker 1: just don't come out of nowhere, or they do. We 340 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 1: don't fact check. But he said to Carmelo Anthony, yo, 341 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,640 Speaker 1: your wife tastes like honey nut cheerios, to which Carmelo 342 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,400 Speaker 1: Anthony went after him, and then thirty minutes later went 343 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,239 Speaker 1: after him in the tunnel on the bus. So you know, 344 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:35,560 Speaker 1: he said some some you know, below the belt shit. 345 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 1: So throughout the years, Kevin Garnett has been known to 346 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:44,960 Speaker 1: talk ship to anyone and everyone. Yet yet he's never 347 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 1: fucking had a fight on the court. And a few 348 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:53,720 Speaker 1: times motherfucker's brought it to him live and direct. I 349 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:58,480 Speaker 1: can't remember. There was an ex teammate, Anthony Peeler, in 350 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,680 Speaker 1: in a game. He was talking a lot of ship. 351 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,359 Speaker 1: He popped all that ship. He popped all that ship 352 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,119 Speaker 1: to Anthony Peeler. He used to play with them and 353 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: their friends, and then Anthony Peeler didn't ask any questions 354 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,520 Speaker 1: like what you say. He wasn't talking. He said some 355 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:18,160 Speaker 1: grimy ship. Anthony Peeler hooked off and like a bully, 356 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:24,359 Speaker 1: KG didn't swing, didn't swing back, didn't do anything. That's 357 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:28,080 Speaker 1: his whole deal. He didn't do shit. He didn't do 358 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,400 Speaker 1: ship to Anthony Peeler. Anthony Peeler, and I think Anthony 359 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 1: Peeler carton with a fucking elbow in the face. He did. 360 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 1: John Jones m M A ship and then and then 361 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:44,920 Speaker 1: uh guy, Chris child Chris Childs snuffed him too. No retaliation. 362 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:49,920 Speaker 1: He didn't do shit. He didn't do fucking shit. So, 363 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: Kevin Garnett, you need to cut that bullshit. Well you 364 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 1: don't need to now you're you're gonna retire and this 365 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:00,639 Speaker 1: is gonna be your m all, but you're not about it. 366 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: The other night he was fucking with Dwight Howard, who 367 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,439 Speaker 1: has said publicly Kevin Garnett was one of his favorite players. 368 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,520 Speaker 1: That's why Dwight Howard wears number twelve because Kevin Garnett 369 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,840 Speaker 1: wore number twenty one. He loved him that much. He's 370 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 1: always said that. So and Dwight Howard is I think 371 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: he's soft for a big duty. He's got big fucking shoulders. 372 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 1: He works out. I think he works on his body 373 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,880 Speaker 1: more than he works on his game. But he's soft. 374 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,960 Speaker 1: And Dwight Howard and Kevin Garnett likes to prey on 375 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 1: people that he thinks it's soft. So they were kind 376 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,880 Speaker 1: of locked up. And then and when the ref blue whistle, 377 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,680 Speaker 1: Dwight Howard kind of flung the ball in Kvida Garnett's face, 378 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 1: and and then and then Dwight Howard and then they 379 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,480 Speaker 1: squared off and Kevin Garnett came a little sort of 380 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,800 Speaker 1: head butt type of gesture. And then when it broke up, 381 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,840 Speaker 1: Kevin Garnett I could see what he said. He said, oh, Yo, 382 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill this and I'm a can kill 383 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,479 Speaker 1: his fucking in and and then and then he he 384 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,800 Speaker 1: could have ran after him, because he tried to. He 385 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 1: tried to act like he was so flipped out that 386 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: he was gonna fucking go after him, and he ran 387 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,040 Speaker 1: after him, but he let himself get restrained. Yo, if 388 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,359 Speaker 1: you want to fight Dwight Howard or anybody, meet him 389 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,439 Speaker 1: in the fucking dressing room. Jason Williams, formerly of the 390 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,040 Speaker 1: New Jersey Nets who we both know growing up before 391 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 1: his tragic you know his his career and his life 392 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:31,320 Speaker 1: went in the tragedy and the killing incident. He told 393 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,600 Speaker 1: me before all that that Michael Jordan's he wouldn't he 394 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,440 Speaker 1: wouldn't talk shipped to you on the court. After the game, 395 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 1: he'd meet you in the tunnel and be like, what 396 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,800 Speaker 1: the funk you wanna do? He said that, He said, 397 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,560 Speaker 1: Michael Jordan wasn't we will fight you. But in private, 398 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,040 Speaker 1: Kevin Garnett, you talk all his ship to all these 399 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: guys on the court when there's fifty people that are 400 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:55,199 Speaker 1: gonna hold you back, and you ain't about that, obviously not. 401 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,639 Speaker 1: You need to cut the bullshit because when Anthony Pealer 402 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: hooked off on you, you had your chance. When Chris 403 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:07,439 Speaker 1: Charles two piece you, you had your fucking chance. So 404 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: cut the theatrics, cut the fucking like the talking to yourself, 405 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 1: Cut the bullshit. Yo, there's are grown man. You think 406 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,919 Speaker 1: they're scared of you, They're not scared of you. And 407 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,960 Speaker 1: the reason why they're not scared because number one, they 408 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,560 Speaker 1: know you're not fighting anybody. You're not fighting any fucking body. 409 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 1: It's it's like a joke. It's like a fucking act. 410 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: Even Tim Duncan was laughing in your fucking face and used. 411 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 1: And Tim Duncan is about as passive and docile as 412 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 1: it comes in professional sports. He doesn't talk. He bust 413 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,920 Speaker 1: that ass. And I remember there was an image when 414 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,920 Speaker 1: San Antonio was playing the Timberwolves when Kevin Kevin Garnett 415 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,920 Speaker 1: was in his face, probably saying all kind of ship 416 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,359 Speaker 1: and Tim Duncan's looking at him like, what the fund 417 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,439 Speaker 1: is wrong with you? What the fund is wrong with you? 418 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,320 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna give you this quote and We're gonna switch. Okay. 419 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: In the words of Christopher Wallace, duke you soft soft duke, 420 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,080 Speaker 1: KG you soft duke, and the words of Chris to 421 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,560 Speaker 1: for Wallace, You saw off dude. You know this is 422 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,639 Speaker 1: the I M. Rappaport podcast. 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We're going 432 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,000 Speaker 1: into another thing. You know. You know these fucking guys. 433 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 1: Have you seen these two fucking guys. There's a fucking 434 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 1: set of twins, twin fun identical fucking twins in the NBA. Uh. 435 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,960 Speaker 1: The name is uh, the Morris twins, Mark Kief, Mark 436 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 1: Kief and Marcus. Now I blame the mom first of all, 437 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:07,359 Speaker 1: because Marcus cool name, generic name. But where do we 438 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:12,000 Speaker 1: get the fucking Mark Kief? What the fund is that? 439 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 1: We're gonna do it later. Yeah, we're gonna examine, well, 440 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,400 Speaker 1: what is that name, Mark Kif? How does it? How 441 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,040 Speaker 1: does that get picked? Isn't that in a fucking book? 442 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: Does Markief feel inferior to Marcus? Because like, yo, you 443 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 1: got a regular name and my ship's fucked up. I 444 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,360 Speaker 1: have to When he says my name is Mark Keith 445 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,960 Speaker 1: of the time, people will go like this, huh Markief. 446 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,159 Speaker 1: Like when he goes to Starbucks to order it is 447 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 1: fucking latte, they write Keith. They don't know what the 448 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,879 Speaker 1: funk you're talking about. So I wonder if one of 449 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 1: these identical twins on the Phoenix Suns feels inferior to 450 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 1: the other one because these motherfucker's they got the same tattoos, 451 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,600 Speaker 1: they grow their beard the same and and and they 452 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,359 Speaker 1: just got paid. How much did they get paid by 453 00:27:56,359 --> 00:28:01,399 Speaker 1: the fifty two million between them? And they told Phoenix Suns, 454 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,440 Speaker 1: you know, we're so, you know, just give us the money. 455 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,879 Speaker 1: We'll split it up how we want to split it up. 456 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: And they put it into one bank account. The owner 457 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,159 Speaker 1: probably was like, can you fucking believe these two assholes? 458 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious? They weren't one check, these fucking 459 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,679 Speaker 1: jerk offs. Yeah, sure, guys, Well we'll give it to 460 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 1: you want one check? Now? You want it now? And 461 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:27,120 Speaker 1: and and and they're out there twinning. You're fucking twinning. 462 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,760 Speaker 1: I I just I just don't like it. I don't 463 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,160 Speaker 1: fucking like it. I hate it. Why do you hate it? Gerald? 464 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 1: I hate this ship. It's fucking dumb. You've grown men. 465 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 1: Why just because I'm a twin, we're twins. I gotta 466 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,720 Speaker 1: look like you. I gotta get your tattoos, I gotta 467 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,040 Speaker 1: have my beard like you we get one check, where's 468 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 1: the fucking father? But like yeo, y'ah, some stupid motherfucker's 469 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,400 Speaker 1: he's supposed to pay you and then he pays him. Yeah, 470 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 1: you motherfucker's could he probably gave yourself the short shrift. 471 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,480 Speaker 1: We just want one lump sumber money. That's gonna cause 472 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 1: a rift between these motherfucker's definitely right, and then what's 473 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,960 Speaker 1: gonna happen? Then what is gonna happen? That's what you want. 474 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,400 Speaker 1: You wanted it one check. You're twinnings. You're not twinning. 475 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:22,840 Speaker 1: Where's the mom? Yo, miss miss Mark Keith and Marcus Johnson. Mom, 476 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,960 Speaker 1: you need to intervene because your kids, they're they're sucking up. 477 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,040 Speaker 1: It's not cute. It's not cute. When you were like seven, 478 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,920 Speaker 1: like oh we dress up and we're were to see 479 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,720 Speaker 1: that was cute. You're growing, fucking man, get your own tattoos. 480 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 1: Cut the ship and they're always whispering to each other 481 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,240 Speaker 1: on the court. That ship is not dope. That ship 482 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,959 Speaker 1: does not fly. So we're gonna give you you get 483 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 1: a singular. We can please man fix your ship. And 484 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:54,120 Speaker 1: what about your boy Michael Sam? I know, I know, 485 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,600 Speaker 1: but Michael Sam shot shout out to Michael Sam. Oh 486 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 1: he gett my my man get married. He got married, 487 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 1: Michael Sam got married though it was engaged. I don't know. 488 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,520 Speaker 1: We don't fact check, and I want to say this 489 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:11,520 Speaker 1: to you, Michael Sam. Listen, this is not right or wrong, 490 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 1: but if you have any fucking intentions of playing in 491 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:20,320 Speaker 1: the NFL, you're They're gone. They're fucking gone. I wanted 492 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 1: you to make the team and be in the NFL. 493 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,880 Speaker 1: We've talked about you on this show. We'll support you, 494 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,840 Speaker 1: but you fucked the whole thing up. Whoever lead you 495 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: down this path, whoever is your press person, whoever who, 496 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,640 Speaker 1: or if it was just you, you might have a 497 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,760 Speaker 1: press agent, you might have spoke to somebody who you 498 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,920 Speaker 1: gotta mentor an advisor. Get rid of that motherfucker right now. 499 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,080 Speaker 1: What you should have did? You won the fucking Defensive 500 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,400 Speaker 1: Player a year the award, and then you got drafted. 501 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,320 Speaker 1: You should have fucking wait until you got drafted till 502 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,760 Speaker 1: you made the team. As soon as you made the 503 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,360 Speaker 1: team and signed the contract, then you should have fucking 504 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 1: came out with the bells and whistles and the pink 505 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaker 1: shirts and I'm gay, and then you would have. They 506 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,960 Speaker 1: would have had to keep you, because if they didn't 507 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,239 Speaker 1: keep you, and they didn't fucking play you, then they 508 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 1: would be fucked. Now, you fucking did the whole big thing. 509 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 1: You got your fucking reality show, you got your open ship, 510 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: you got your pink shirt, you kiss you your significant 511 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 1: other on on the on the draft day, again, bringing 512 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,120 Speaker 1: so much attention to yourself, bringing so much attention to yourself. 513 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 1: But he loved this cat. I'm not saying he shouldn't 514 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,840 Speaker 1: love the cat, but you have to understand that. You 515 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 1: have to This is a very sensitive thing. You want 516 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,760 Speaker 1: to be the first openly gay player in the NFL. 517 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:43,479 Speaker 1: You can't just stuff it down people's throats, no pun intended. Okay, 518 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,640 Speaker 1: you can't just stuff it down people's throats, Michael Sam, 519 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,520 Speaker 1: no pun intended. Because now you're never going to make 520 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,640 Speaker 1: the NFL. I'm sorry you never. You might not even 521 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,920 Speaker 1: get a fucking tryout. You're you're not only a gay man, 522 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,680 Speaker 1: you're a gay man. And he was married to another dude. 523 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 1: I support it, but the NFL they're not going for 524 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 1: that ship. You fucked up, Michael Sam. And you know, 525 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm sure I think he graduated in college he's gonna 526 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: have to figure out a whole other plan because that 527 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,600 Speaker 1: football ship it's a rap and it's a shame because 528 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 1: to get as far as he did the amount of 529 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:26,680 Speaker 1: time and hours and sweat and working out and practice 530 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 1: and working out and practice and practice and practice, and 531 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,120 Speaker 1: then you couldn't just fucking wait. You couldn't fucking wait 532 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 1: to tell the world that you're gay. You couldn't make 533 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,960 Speaker 1: the team and do it. You had to do the 534 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 1: whole fucking thing before you made the team, and all 535 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,000 Speaker 1: that bad fucking choice. Whoever told you to do that 536 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,720 Speaker 1: fire there was motherfucker's all right, fire those motherfucker's and 537 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,280 Speaker 1: you're not You're not gonna be a broadcast. The NFL 538 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,959 Speaker 1: doesn't want anything to fucking do with you. Again. I'm 539 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,560 Speaker 1: gonna say it one more time. I don't I don't 540 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,560 Speaker 1: support that. I funk with you, Michael sam No Bruno, 541 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,640 Speaker 1: but I fox with you. Okay, you got the support 542 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,960 Speaker 1: of the Iron Rappapor Podcast. A matter of fact, I 543 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,600 Speaker 1: give you an open invite. Yeah, come up here, come 544 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: up here, and you can bring what's his his husband's name, gino, Yeah, 545 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,440 Speaker 1: somebody what's his husband's name? Something or something like that 546 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,440 Speaker 1: I we don't fact check over here, so we don't 547 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,520 Speaker 1: know what your husband's name is. I think it's some 548 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:28,760 Speaker 1: Italian name like Gino or Dino or some ship. You 549 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,000 Speaker 1: guys are welcome up here, will order some sushi and 550 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,280 Speaker 1: we could do one of these podcasts all right, because 551 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,360 Speaker 1: I don't like they did you greasy no pun intended. 552 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,440 Speaker 1: But Michael Sam, you you you you did it wrong. 553 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,160 Speaker 1: You handled it all wrong. You handled it all wrong, 554 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 1: and there's no cleaning this mess up. Now. You would 555 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,360 Speaker 1: have been in the league. You would have been in 556 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,520 Speaker 1: the fucking league, Michael Sam. But you got too hype. 557 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,280 Speaker 1: You got to fucking hype. Anyway, this is the Iron 558 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:06,760 Speaker 1: Rapper podcast, Yo. You know what? Uh, you know what? Uh, 559 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,440 Speaker 1: I'm digging. Have you seen these, uh the direct TV 560 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,720 Speaker 1: commercials from a man Rob Low? They're funny. He plays 561 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,719 Speaker 1: like different characters, he plays different versions of himself. He's like, 562 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,759 Speaker 1: you know, the the sort of dude Rob Low. And 563 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:26,560 Speaker 1: there's a scrawny arm Rob Low. And that fucking guy 564 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,080 Speaker 1: has not aged and he hasn't done anything. He's just 565 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,279 Speaker 1: one of those dudes. He looks the same. He got 566 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,360 Speaker 1: that big, fucking nice square jaw and that fucking nice 567 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,359 Speaker 1: strong chin and head of hair, nice strong head of hair. 568 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:45,320 Speaker 1: Fucking looks that that same waspy knows those those steely, 569 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,200 Speaker 1: beautiful blue eyes. But the first time, I mean Rob Low, 570 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,120 Speaker 1: when when we were kids, he was a star and 571 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,279 Speaker 1: he's still start So I funk with Roblo. I'm a 572 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,399 Speaker 1: fan of his. I'm glad that. You know, when when 573 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,480 Speaker 1: you work for that long, you go through your ups 574 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 1: and downs, and this guy has went through ups and 575 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:06,680 Speaker 1: downs and in chapters of his career. Because if you remember, 576 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:13,680 Speaker 1: in the eighties, Rob Low was the original ray j Yo. 577 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,120 Speaker 1: That's a good way to put it. Rob Low had 578 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,840 Speaker 1: a funck tape and I don't know it was, we 579 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,759 Speaker 1: don't know, we don't fact check, but if you're not 580 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,960 Speaker 1: familiar with this, Rob Low was a huge star, like 581 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 1: let's say he was Matthew McConaughey, now star, hot, famous, 582 00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:37,759 Speaker 1: on fire, working his ass off, Mega Mega star. And 583 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,720 Speaker 1: then it came out that Rob Low did a fuck tape. 584 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,319 Speaker 1: It was him and his man and they they did 585 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,320 Speaker 1: a fuck tape and it was him and it apparently 586 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,120 Speaker 1: was an underaged girl, think sixteen or seventeen. He was 587 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 1: wearing it, and you Roblo's Fox style. Yo, his fuck game, 588 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,320 Speaker 1: It's insane. And and then the tape aired and it 589 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,840 Speaker 1: was this was VHS tape. So he had one of 590 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,839 Speaker 1: them big jankie old nineteen eighties home video cameras and 591 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,960 Speaker 1: him and his man had the videotape of him and 592 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,800 Speaker 1: this chick and Rob Low. Yo, he had nothing to 593 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,000 Speaker 1: be ashamed of because he he laid it down. He 594 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,759 Speaker 1: he was laying pipe. That's why he came back from that. Yeah, 595 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,000 Speaker 1: that is why he came back from it, because he 596 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,799 Speaker 1: was like a sex symone like yo. I can see 597 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,040 Speaker 1: why he's a sex symbol like the chicks were like Yo. 598 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,800 Speaker 1: Even though it's funked up that he was with the 599 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,879 Speaker 1: underage girl, He's made it through the tundra, He's made 600 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,400 Speaker 1: it through the storm. But let's not forget his fucking 601 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,719 Speaker 1: is official. That's why they don't bring it up. They 602 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,359 Speaker 1: don't bring it up. But that tape, Yo, I don't 603 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,719 Speaker 1: know where it is. I don't know if he got 604 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,960 Speaker 1: the rights, so they they you know, this is before YouTube, 605 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,799 Speaker 1: this is before anything. So when you heard about that 606 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,000 Speaker 1: tape and and you saw it, you were like, yo, 607 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: Rob Low is wild man. I mean it was like 608 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,960 Speaker 1: some it was him and his man. They were they 609 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,560 Speaker 1: were in there doing it, they were doing it. Where's 610 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,840 Speaker 1: his man that I don't know? Where's his dude that 611 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,400 Speaker 1: was in the table. I wonder if they're still in contact. 612 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,239 Speaker 1: I wonder if they still put it down. Yo. But Yo, 613 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,440 Speaker 1: shout out to Rob low I'm a fan of yours. 614 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,920 Speaker 1: Great actor has transformed himself when from a teen heartthrop 615 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:19,120 Speaker 1: to a twenties working actor thirties for I mean, Roblow 616 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,879 Speaker 1: is like an American icon. He's like a corvette. He'll 617 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,239 Speaker 1: never go out of style and and he you know, 618 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,799 Speaker 1: he's done his thing. But Yo, he was dealing with 619 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 1: the tsunami of all tsunamis. When it comes to bad press, 620 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,560 Speaker 1: a funk tape way before. I think that might have 621 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 1: been the first funck tape and it was a male 622 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:42,400 Speaker 1: star laying it down. Yeah, I would love to have 623 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 1: Rob Low on the iron Rappaport Pockets. We won't even 624 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 1: bring up the we don't need you know, your work 625 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,640 Speaker 1: speaks for itself, right, Mr Lowe, bring your ass over. Yeah, 626 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,560 Speaker 1: come over here. Man, Hey, Gerald, you know what I'm 627 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,880 Speaker 1: gonna do, and I'm thinking about documenting it because you know, 628 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,240 Speaker 1: I've had some health problems and I feel like since 629 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,040 Speaker 1: the you know, over the over the break, over the 630 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:06,040 Speaker 1: holiday break, I ate terribly. So I'm gonna fucking uh, 631 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,200 Speaker 1: I've decided I'm gonna go on a juice fast. I'm 632 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,440 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go like seven to ten 633 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:17,960 Speaker 1: days drinking just juices and uh no tails. No, I 634 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Speaker 1: can't have fucking oxtails when I'm uh uh yeah, you 635 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,560 Speaker 1: never juiced. I can only go one day with that ship. 636 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,600 Speaker 1: You need salt. I need, I like salt you need, 637 00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,960 Speaker 1: so after two days you'd be like, funk this ship, yo. 638 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 1: I need to do it though, And you know what 639 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:43,400 Speaker 1: I'm thinking. I'm thinking about doing a juice cleans diary 640 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,960 Speaker 1: and doing it on the podcast like day one, like 641 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,200 Speaker 1: way it wasn't too bad, guys, And I'm imagining by 642 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,480 Speaker 1: day for I'm like, I'm fucking starving. Someone helped me. 643 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,840 Speaker 1: It ain't normal and anybody, but but I'm not with 644 00:38:54,960 --> 00:39:02,280 Speaker 1: all that fucking gluten free, vegetarian vegan nonsense. I'm never 645 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,360 Speaker 1: gonna be on that ship. Are you ever win? Vegetarian? Hell? No, 646 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,399 Speaker 1: Coli Green, I love Coli Greens. If that's what you're 647 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,120 Speaker 1: talking about? No, but just colar greens? No? Why not? 648 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,440 Speaker 1: I got smoked hamhocks in the in the colar greens. 649 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,600 Speaker 1: Oh ship, So you can't eat the colar greens. I 650 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,400 Speaker 1: can eat it, but it has to be with the 651 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,919 Speaker 1: smoked hamhocks. So you're saying you'd only be vegetarian if 652 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,719 Speaker 1: you could have this fucking hamhocks. And that's not vegetarian? 653 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,240 Speaker 1: Then what about gluten? All that ship you funk with gluten? 654 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:38,840 Speaker 1: What is gluten? What the fund is gluten? What is gluten? 655 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,200 Speaker 1: Does anybody out there know exact? And don't look it 656 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,680 Speaker 1: up on the encyclopedia or the internet. These gluten free 657 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:50,320 Speaker 1: fox you've fucking vegetarian vegan illuminati freaks. What is gluten? 658 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,960 Speaker 1: I can't answer that, my friend, you don't know what 659 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,680 Speaker 1: that is. But a lot of people are gluten free. 660 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,919 Speaker 1: And now that these paleo diets and the paleo free 661 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,400 Speaker 1: and the sugar free and dairy Frown'm like, what the 662 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:06,320 Speaker 1: funk else is there to eat? Fake turkey? Tofu turkey? 663 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,480 Speaker 1: I got a friend of mine heeds fake turkey on Thanksgiving, 664 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,480 Speaker 1: but he calls it. You know, we're having turkey, I said, motherfucker. 665 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,520 Speaker 1: Ain't nobody over at his house but him, right, No, 666 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:23,680 Speaker 1: A bunch of vegetarians funk that right. Thanksgiving it Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. 667 00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:28,040 Speaker 1: You need some ham, but you need some fucking turkey, 668 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:33,040 Speaker 1: You need stuffing, you need all that shit. Cranberry, all 669 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,880 Speaker 1: of it. Cranberry works, I think, but it's gonna be 670 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,640 Speaker 1: like cranberry without the cranberry. Think. You know what I 671 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,600 Speaker 1: don't like the other day I had bagel, cream cheese 672 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,799 Speaker 1: and locks, but it was cream cheese that didn't have 673 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,640 Speaker 1: cheese in it. And I was like, then, why are 674 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,480 Speaker 1: you saying, why are you using the word cheese? And 675 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,480 Speaker 1: then and I had some and there's a fucking soy milk, 676 00:40:53,239 --> 00:41:00,759 Speaker 1: almond milk, coconut milk, two milk, non pasteurized milk. I 677 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,400 Speaker 1: like chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is good, strawberry milk is 678 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,959 Speaker 1: or how about just milk, milk, whole milk, regular fucking milk. 679 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,080 Speaker 1: There was never a name on it when I when 680 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,400 Speaker 1: when I was a kid, I had fucking Lucky Charms, 681 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:22,799 Speaker 1: fucking Captain Crunch, frosted flakes, chocola with milk. They were 682 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,000 Speaker 1: in any options. My father wouldn't give a ship what 683 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:29,239 Speaker 1: I was eating. This is the seventies. Now, I grew 684 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,600 Speaker 1: up good. I'm strong, knocking on wood. Now where this 685 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,600 Speaker 1: fucking seventeen kinds of how is there? I'm in milk, milk, 686 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,640 Speaker 1: It's a fucking a'mond. It's a seed, so it's I'm 687 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,440 Speaker 1: in something. But it's not. I'm in milk because if 688 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,040 Speaker 1: you didn't grab that fucking cow by the otter and 689 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,240 Speaker 1: jerk that cow off real proper, jerk him off, real nice, 690 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,640 Speaker 1: then it's not milk if it didn't come from a cow. 691 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:58,560 Speaker 1: Almond milk. I don't get that coconut milk. It's coconut water. 692 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,720 Speaker 1: Coconut doesn't have a milk in it. But you fucking vegan, 693 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,560 Speaker 1: paleo free, gluten free freaks, you think that you're doing 694 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:11,520 Speaker 1: something I want. I want chiplands. Remember your mom caught 695 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,880 Speaker 1: me Gerald's mother. It's a great cook. And I remember 696 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,080 Speaker 1: I'd go over there and and and I remember one 697 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:22,120 Speaker 1: time I had my hand in the pot of chitlands 698 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,759 Speaker 1: and his mom said, boy, what are you doing? I 699 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,520 Speaker 1: never food was you? See? That's food chitlands. I love 700 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:38,280 Speaker 1: maclone and cheese, red rice, uh hamhocks, turkey wings, baked chicken. 701 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,320 Speaker 1: I mean that's food that's tasty. Imagine you're like the 702 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,719 Speaker 1: vegetarians tailgate, Vegans tailgate. How the funk You're gonna go 703 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,920 Speaker 1: to a football game or a sporting event and tailgate 704 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:53,880 Speaker 1: and you bring some fucking to food bacon, barbecue, wheat grass. 705 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,600 Speaker 1: Get the funk outta here, man? How to fund you 706 00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:00,319 Speaker 1: gonna tailgate and be a vegetarian? How a fun? Are 707 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,759 Speaker 1: you gonna watch a fight or or or watch a 708 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,840 Speaker 1: game and you're eating to food something or other. I 709 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,440 Speaker 1: want some fucking buffalo wings when I'm tail game. I 710 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,879 Speaker 1: want a steak. I want some pork chops. I want 711 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,160 Speaker 1: that ship. Yeah. So, how you gonna juice? It's gonna 712 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,640 Speaker 1: be tough because I'm gonna eat my steaks. I don't know. 713 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,560 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I'm gonna try to. I'm gonna 714 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,080 Speaker 1: try to do it. I'm gonna try to do seven 715 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:29,799 Speaker 1: up to ten days of juicing and uh hopefully uh 716 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,080 Speaker 1: I don't fall out. I'm afraid I'm gonna fall out, 717 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,120 Speaker 1: is what I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm like, I'm gonna 718 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:38,399 Speaker 1: literally like juicing. Why do you have? Why did God 719 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,080 Speaker 1: give you teeth? That's a good point. He gave you 720 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:47,239 Speaker 1: teeth to chew right, That's why you have fucking teeth. See, 721 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,040 Speaker 1: you guys thought we were done, but when we asked 722 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,800 Speaker 1: a good question, why do you have teeth? You fuck 723 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,720 Speaker 1: you for that steak, for that cake, for that turkey. 724 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,640 Speaker 1: But at PiZZ oh this is the iron wrapped poor podcast. 725 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,680 Speaker 1: Are we out?