Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week
Speaker 1: was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich
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Speaker 1: as Don King used to rant back in the day, scrutinized,
Speaker 1: de spies, politicized, dramatized, chastised, analyzed, moralized, stigmatized, sensationalized, and criticized.
Speaker 1: That's how we operate here. Well, the one person that
Speaker 1: does say that happens to them all the time time
Speaker 1: is David Gagon that's his nickname, David Gascon, who's with
Speaker 1: us again on the podcast for Better. It's kind of accurate.
Speaker 1: I think there's plenty of female listeners a part of
Speaker 1: your show that are always encouraging and always kind and yeah,
Speaker 1: one of your showering one of your fan girls reached
Speaker 1: out to me and asked for a power hour for
Speaker 1: Gascon that I would put you on the radio show
Speaker 1: and regale and life stories like a trip down your
Speaker 1: life with David guests that would never happen never, nor
Speaker 1: should it happen. You work at the company. This is
Speaker 1: a way to highlight the callers to the show that
Speaker 1: are contributors to the show. But I've worked with you
Speaker 1: for the last fucking six years and you don't know
Speaker 1: what has it been six years? Yeah? And then on
Speaker 1: top of that, like you don't know dick about me personally,
Speaker 1: so like a lot about you. You've never invited me
Speaker 1: to your house. You've never I know that I've invited
Speaker 1: you to my house. You've been to my house a
Speaker 1: few times. Have I been to your house once? Have
Speaker 1: you ever said, Hey, Ben, why don't you come over
Speaker 1: west of the four or five and hang out at
Speaker 1: the ocean? You know you don't like to dry No,
Speaker 1: but I would go, like I'd stop. Like Tito's Tacos
Speaker 1: is opening up June one. I love Tito's Tatoes. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's but only for take out, only for like you
Speaker 1: have to order it on your your app or whatever
Speaker 1: whatever app they have. So Tito's is opening first my
Speaker 1: favorite taco shop, which is not west of the four
Speaker 1: or five. It's just east of the four or five.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat there if it was west of the
Speaker 1: four or five, but I could pick up a big
Speaker 1: box of Tito's and then cruise down because you're west
Speaker 1: of the four oh five not that far away from there,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I could pick some some tacos
Speaker 1: up and we're good. There you go, boom done, have
Speaker 1: a little picnic at the guess Ghana State. But that
Speaker 1: never invited. So does that mean that you want me
Speaker 1: to contribute to a power hour with you for an hour? No?
Speaker 1: I do want to think about it. No, I'm all right,
Speaker 1: I'm all right. It's just odd that some people would
Speaker 1: would want that. I mean, you know, like stranger there's
Speaker 1: you know, it's I mean, I know it's a minor
Speaker 1: any group, but you know, there are some some people
Speaker 1: that listen to that actually like listening to me as well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's alone, but they do like
Speaker 1: listening to me when I'm working with you. So, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's necessarily. I think that's a
Speaker 1: bad thing, right, Uh, I know that on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I know that you can do this along. So I'm
Speaker 1: here for the ride. I'm kind of like in that
Speaker 1: little toy car next to you on the bike. But uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I think it's not a bad thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, and whatever. Just rambling, rambling and rumbling and
Speaker 1: stumbling and and all that. I did want to mention
Speaker 1: before we get into the meat of the fifth Hour
Speaker 1: podcast today. I was very happy, Uh didn't I have
Speaker 1: not yet tweeted out or sent a message out on
Speaker 1: the Facebook or the Instagram about this cameo thing. I
Speaker 1: said I was gonna do it. I lied to you.
Speaker 1: I did not do it. I've only mentioned it here
Speaker 1: on the podcast a few times, and uh got get
Speaker 1: another can be in there. This week a couple of
Speaker 1: people were we're looking out and want a little cameo,
Speaker 1: So that was kind of cool. So that is still
Speaker 1: an option if you're interested in that cameo. Dot com
Speaker 1: slash I think slash Ben Mallory, or just search my
Speaker 1: name on there. I don't know how that all works,
Speaker 1: that quick question, because I did. Uh. I think it
Speaker 1: directed me there once, so I wanted to know, why
Speaker 1: are you priced out differently than like Rob Parker and
Speaker 1: Clay Travis and some of the other people that work here. Um, well,
Speaker 1: I I you can adjust the product. I figured, like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's not to me, it's like whatever,
Speaker 1: it's nothing to do these things. If the the the
Speaker 1: way this will work, like I I could charge five
Speaker 1: dollars for these or you know, like I think of
Speaker 1: some of the people that that charge you know, tons
Speaker 1: and tons. I mean some of these people are like out,
Speaker 1: like Mike Tyson's on there. I mean, I mean, I
Speaker 1: think we mentioned this before. Let me see, Mike Tyson
Speaker 1: is on cameo. He charges five, yeah, five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for Tyson to do a video. But he's not he's
Speaker 1: not available right now because he's training for a fight,
Speaker 1: so he's not temporarily unavailable. But yeah, you can, you
Speaker 1: can change. But now that I'll raise if if a
Speaker 1: bunch of people do this, like this is a get
Speaker 1: in price, you know, buy in price on that the
Speaker 1: cameo thing right now, But if it becomes a situation
Speaker 1: where they're get we're getting tons of them, then the
Speaker 1: price will go up because that's a time commitment. So
Speaker 1: it's a get in price right now. But if you know,
Speaker 1: at some point when I start tweeting the stuff out,
Speaker 1: I'll probably have to raise the price because it'll you know,
Speaker 1: my time is valuable and all that stuff. But so
Speaker 1: now I's like, hey, why not, It's it's great, So
Speaker 1: get in while you can, while supplies last, get in
Speaker 1: before the price goes up. It's like it's a it's
Speaker 1: a sale. And eventually, yeah, I I could match the
Speaker 1: Rob Parker Clay Travis level on that if I wanted,
Speaker 1: I just click a button right now. I got an
Speaker 1: app on my phone. I can click a button. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it, which I think. Let me see that.
Speaker 1: Let me do the math on this one on a
Speaker 1: second and use some mallar math mallor math. Of course,
Speaker 1: guests gun a version of math, but not always accurate,
Speaker 1: so I believe. Let me see here. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of the percentage difference between me and Clay and
Speaker 1: Rob on CAMEO. I think I'm cheaper, is that right? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm forty. You get off off right now, but you know,
Speaker 1: if if you start coming in all of a sudden bump,
Speaker 1: that up I'll match, I'll match Rob, I'll match Clay.
Speaker 1: Now do that. And I think with with doing something
Speaker 1: like this, do you feel more inclined to be different
Speaker 1: than them? Because I got to imagine the messages are
Speaker 1: pretty much the same. Obviously the vocals will be a
Speaker 1: little bit different, but why not, like why not wear
Speaker 1: a robe? Why not do something that's like a little
Speaker 1: like a little more flavor to it, like do you yeah? Listen,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. I usually record these in my studio,
Speaker 1: my my studio here, because I'm in here most of
Speaker 1: the time. But if somebody has a request, like the
Speaker 1: cool thing when you sign up for the cameo thing,
Speaker 1: if you say, hey, you have to give a little
Speaker 1: description of what you want, kind of a point by
Speaker 1: point of what you're hoping to get in the video. Right,
Speaker 1: So you could say, hey, can you do this from
Speaker 1: the beach, or can you do this from the park,
Speaker 1: or can you do this from your kitchen or you know,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I don't care. I'll do the kitchen. I'll
Speaker 1: do it in the living room. But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You want me sitting on the toilet. That might cost
Speaker 1: more than you know, my rate. Right now, I might
Speaker 1: have to raise my rate for that. But I'm open
Speaker 1: to most of those scenarios. Maybe. As I said, if
Speaker 1: you want to see Bella, you know, Bella's got a
Speaker 1: price on her head, I'll pick bell up and show
Speaker 1: you my dog Bella. So sure, I mean all that's negotiable. Sure, Sorry,
Speaker 1: anywaying forward to it, uh and we'll have to get
Speaker 1: you on their guests to your guestc groupies can can
Speaker 1: message you, Jesus. That's all I need is like to
Speaker 1: be bombed by like a blind scott request like every
Speaker 1: like five minutes to do something the blind scott hotties, right,
Speaker 1: the hotties from blind Scottie. Be sure to catch live
Speaker 1: editions of the Ben Maller Show Weekdase It two a'm
Speaker 1: Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app. Alright, so we have study and
Speaker 1: survey this. It's no longer just study this, it's these
Speaker 1: All these studies are about the coronavirus burned out on
Speaker 1: that and they're mostly repetitive. So we'll mix in some
Speaker 1: surveys into that tribute to Penn and Teller, is it
Speaker 1: real or bullshit? We also have pop Quiz, which is
Speaker 1: my favorite favorite part of this particular podcast. So we'll
Speaker 1: start out with study and survey of this. These are
Speaker 1: actual studies, actual surveys that have been conducted recently, and
Speaker 1: then we determine where we believe them or not. You
Speaker 1: know the bit alright. So here's one. Researchers who study
Speaker 1: how pain is processed in the brain. This is from
Speaker 1: Duke University have been searching for a pain center in
Speaker 1: the brain and they have made this last couple of
Speaker 1: weeks eight studying discovery. In the process, they researchers from
Speaker 1: Duke claim that there is no sense her for feeling
Speaker 1: pains since many brain regions are involved in turning on
Speaker 1: painful sensations. However, researchers have identified a single area of
Speaker 1: the human brain that can turn off the feelings of pain.
Speaker 1: Now this is a double edged sword here at GASCUT
Speaker 1: because part of the human experience is to feel pain.
Speaker 1: It's when you touch a hot stove you realize you
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that because you've burned your hand, when you
Speaker 1: touch a sharp knife. But the other side of that
Speaker 1: is there's so many people, and many of them are
Speaker 1: in the Malam militia that listen to me at night
Speaker 1: to say I can't sleep, I'm in chronic pain, and
Speaker 1: I I feel so terrible for these people. And my
Speaker 1: mom and her final years of her life was in
Speaker 1: horrific pain, just horrible pain. Uh. And so if there's
Speaker 1: a way to turn that off for people that that
Speaker 1: really needed, that would be a wonderful breakthrough. That would
Speaker 1: be a aime changer for people. Yeah that on top
Speaker 1: of that, that's huge. That'd be a huge shot to
Speaker 1: the to the pharmacy. Is would be a huge shot
Speaker 1: to the medical industry too, right, because you get so
Speaker 1: many people that it's unfortunate, but they are reliant on
Speaker 1: pills and then some become addicted to pills and pain
Speaker 1: medication whatever it may be, and they overdo it from
Speaker 1: time and time, or if they need to get that high,
Speaker 1: they go pills to drinking like they had the concoction
Speaker 1: they got together. So so so so now I feel like
Speaker 1: you're going down the highway where this is true. The
Speaker 1: study at Duke is correct. But then the New World
Speaker 1: Order is going to step in and say that the
Speaker 1: big farm, big pharma is gonna be like, wait a minute, Uh,
Speaker 1: you guys can't go forward with this because we have
Speaker 1: to sell pain medications and make a lot of our
Speaker 1: profit because of this. It's it's like the conspiracies on
Speaker 1: the internet, if you want to go down this road
Speaker 1: of the global elite and the shadow governments and all
Speaker 1: that stuff, that they years ago figured out a way
Speaker 1: for automobiles to run on something other than oil, like
Speaker 1: a few I'm talking about water, Like this is the
Speaker 1: old Like in the seventies, there were these stories that
Speaker 1: popped up in there that you could ride automobiles on water.
Speaker 1: But the people in charge that were the overlords of
Speaker 1: the oil industry were like, they just bought the patents
Speaker 1: and they killed Yeah, I think. I mean, the pharmaceutical
Speaker 1: industry is a trillion dollar industry and the way that
Speaker 1: it becomes that way is most people. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm included in this, but most people are not educated
Speaker 1: on how to take care of their own body. And
Speaker 1: because that, the body breaks down some faster than others.
Speaker 1: And then on top of that, they go to you know,
Speaker 1: medication for cholesterol, blood pressure, diabetes, like it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what it is, and it's because of pharmaceuticals. You know,
Speaker 1: the industry pushes pills. You see it all the time.
Speaker 1: They're advertising for pills all the funk time. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter if it's whatever I just mentioned, erectile this function,
Speaker 1: like you could fucking name it. But if you did
Speaker 1: something like that to the human brain, I mean that
Speaker 1: would obviously do wonders for people that are are in
Speaker 1: chronic pain. Like you mentioned that your listeners at the
Speaker 1: same time, that'd be a huge gut shot to the
Speaker 1: pharmaceutical industry. I I don't question that at all. Yeah, yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: I I'm curious how this is all gonna play. I
Speaker 1: We'll we'll see what the study, if any comes to
Speaker 1: this or not. But yeah, there's that our old argument
Speaker 1: in medicine that you're supposed to treat but not heal
Speaker 1: all the way, Right, you have always have to be
Speaker 1: a certain number of people that are sick. Otherwise he
Speaker 1: got props, right, They hospitals have to make money. Doctors
Speaker 1: have to make money. And if everyone's if you find
Speaker 1: the magic cure to to all of life's sales, then
Speaker 1: in the medical industries, uh up, ship Creek without a pass.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at our cell phones. I think you
Speaker 1: have an iPhone, so do your iPhone? Our iPhones, we
Speaker 1: we track our battery life, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: your battery life goes from a pent down to nine
Speaker 1: eight to seventy. That breaks down. You gotta get a
Speaker 1: new battery or get a new phone. Your apps don't work,
Speaker 1: you gotta get a new phone. Like I mean, these
Speaker 1: things are built to buy another one. It's like being
Speaker 1: a head coach in the national football like you're hired
Speaker 1: to get fired. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's an accurate way,
Speaker 1: all right. Next up on study or survey this we
Speaker 1: have eating full fat milk or cheese twice a day.
Speaker 1: Could that's a wee word reduce your risk of heart disease?
Speaker 1: According to a new study, your full fat milk guy?
Speaker 1: Or I like cheese, man, I love cheese. I love cheese,
Speaker 1: cheese and burritos, cheese and tacos. Uh. I'll even have
Speaker 1: cheese on top of a salad. But pizza like you
Speaker 1: name it, Cheese on a burger, Chili cheese fries. Chili
Speaker 1: cheese fries are pretty good. It was a pretty pretty good. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no I don't know, there's no way. I don't
Speaker 1: believe that at all. Yeah, it sounds like bullshit. It's
Speaker 1: it's like the study. When one the study is about coffee,
Speaker 1: it'll be a coffee will help you live a long life,
Speaker 1: and then a cup of day I'll kill you, Like
Speaker 1: there's another study about that. So are you a milk
Speaker 1: guy anyway? Like do you know and I don't like
Speaker 1: I like chocolate milk or like strawberry milk. When I
Speaker 1: was a kid. That's the only way I would do
Speaker 1: the milk. I put some powdered chocolate or powdered strawberry
Speaker 1: stuff in there. What about your cereals, Like what did
Speaker 1: you what did you ever eat cereal then as a
Speaker 1: kid or no, uh, yeah you know I had see yeah,
Speaker 1: might have milk in the cereal, but just just a
Speaker 1: little milk, just a little bit, because I didn't like
Speaker 1: my cereal gets Nobody wants their cereal getting soggy. You
Speaker 1: eat that those little what's that cereal with the chocolatetle
Speaker 1: chocolate chip cookies, which is a breakfast cereal cocoa puffs. No, no,
Speaker 1: not cocoa puffs, a little chocolate chip cookies like little minie,
Speaker 1: Like I know what you're talking about. Yeah, not that
Speaker 1: though it is some other name. But there's that. And
Speaker 1: then I used a cinnamon toast crunch. I was a
Speaker 1: big I went through the whole all the big breakfast cereals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you name it. Captain crunch. Love that can eat Captain Crunch.
Speaker 1: It's it's not good to be sure to catch live
Speaker 1: editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am
Speaker 1: Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Al Right, moving on news. These
Speaker 1: are all surveys and studies. A survey says surveys, Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see your survey says that sixty five percent of
Speaker 1: Americans have given up on their workout routine during the lockdown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have you guess gone given up on your workout routine
Speaker 1: during the lockdown? No? I believe that number. But actually,
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. It's funny you bring this up because on
Speaker 1: Wednesday I went through a workout that I normally do do.
Speaker 1: It's it's like multiple circuits of high intensity training, and
Speaker 1: I fucking only did half of it. I was I
Speaker 1: was like I had of gas, I was unmotivated, and
Speaker 1: then on Thursday morning I woke up, I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to do it again, and I hammered it out.
Speaker 1: I just felt guilty, but like I feel like a
Speaker 1: piece of ship if I don't work out because you
Speaker 1: used to it yourself, like you're in your studio fifteen
Speaker 1: hours plus a week, Like I'm not a week, a
Speaker 1: day or a day. Yeah, So like I'm the I'm
Speaker 1: the same one, Like I'm the same way. Like if
Speaker 1: if I'm not going outside of exercise, that I'm indoors
Speaker 1: and I feel like a piece of ship. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: I've changed my workout routine so I'm not doing anywhere
Speaker 1: like I did. Like I'm in the sixty percent. I'm
Speaker 1: still working out. I'm just doing it a lot differently.
Speaker 1: I'm working out like an old person. I'm walking. I'm
Speaker 1: doing a lot of walking in the blistering hot sun,
Speaker 1: which I actually have come around too. I like it.
Speaker 1: It's I feel like I'm a prisoner that gets my
Speaker 1: one hour a day to go out in the prison
Speaker 1: yard and walk around the other prisoners. Now do you
Speaker 1: walk every day? Is that? Is that the routine? Like
Speaker 1: you walk four or five miles every day? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: the goal is over five miles a day, and I
Speaker 1: do it Monday through Friday and then on the weekends.
Speaker 1: If my I can hornswaggle the wife to to go
Speaker 1: with me, I will do it, but she she sometimes
Speaker 1: I was like, let's just stay home, and so I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever. Interesting. Yeah, I mean I I was
Speaker 1: waiting for a phone call earlier in the week when
Speaker 1: you promise you'd call me while you're walking five miles
Speaker 1: and I never got that phone call. So I was
Speaker 1: curious if you skip that day of walking or just
Speaker 1: skipping the day of calling me back. Glad that you
Speaker 1: let that didn't bring that up, and you talk to
Speaker 1: your shrink and you figured everything out there. Right, that's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's good. I like that. So I like
Speaker 1: that you're still frightened by that. I like that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah's not. Seriously, that's solid. That's a that's a wonderful thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: any other things you want to bring up here? Just
Speaker 1: I was just waiting for you to call me back.
Speaker 1: That's all I was asking for. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: text you enough. Okay. My time is very valuable you.
Speaker 1: You know, if you want me to get back to you,
Speaker 1: go on camp. I will make a video, a personalized
Speaker 1: video for you and uh anything you want their gas,
Speaker 1: find any questions you have. Just to feel free and
Speaker 1: don't be shy, don't be bashful. I will be more
Speaker 1: than happy to help you out. Surt down thirty dollar. Listen,
Speaker 1: why not come on, let's I'll help you out. You
Speaker 1: got to use my my influence here, that's my that's
Speaker 1: my bargaining chip right there. You know, I'll cut you
Speaker 1: a deal for you. For you, it's like twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: How about that, guest, only twenty and instead, what I'll
Speaker 1: do is I'll send it to you through Vemo. So
Speaker 1: that way you're not losing any commission from Cameo. Right,
Speaker 1: how about that? There you go? There you go that, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they do get a cut of that. Right. So
Speaker 1: all right, let's see next up on studying servey, this
Speaker 1: forty two of Americans would like to return to their
Speaker 1: monthly habits such as heading the concerts, movies, theaters, sporting events,
Speaker 1: but only about half of those who were surveyed who
Speaker 1: frequented restaurants and gyms would return anytime soon. According to
Speaker 1: this new survey out, so people want to go back
Speaker 1: to sporting events, theaters, movies, and concerts, but they do
Speaker 1: not want to go back to the gym or restaurants.
Speaker 1: I am fine going to restaurants. I would like to
Speaker 1: go to a restaurant. In fact, here in California where
Speaker 1: we do the show from in l A, everything's still
Speaker 1: closed up the restaurants. But in Orange County there are
Speaker 1: restaurants that they are starting to open up. And my
Speaker 1: my dad lives in Orange County, so I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: going down and seeing Pops and the going getting a
Speaker 1: nice meal in a restaurant because a lot of them
Speaker 1: too in that area have the indoor outdoor dining, which
Speaker 1: is which is always nice. But I mean we have
Speaker 1: the luxury here in southern California. We get a lot
Speaker 1: of theaters and ample theaters that have the indoor outdoor
Speaker 1: environments too. I think the the Greek, the Hollywood Bowl
Speaker 1: that come to mind. Of course, you think that people
Speaker 1: are going to Stage coach Um. You know you're going
Speaker 1: to all these events and these festivals that are outside,
Speaker 1: of course, like you got the Great Western Form and
Speaker 1: Staples Center, which you're indoors. But yeah, that's a little
Speaker 1: bit different. Are you cautious about going to the gym though,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not open. I can't go to the gym.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going back to the gym. I'm done.
Speaker 1: And the reason I'm done is. I saw a video
Speaker 1: that describe what the new gym is gonna be like,
Speaker 1: it just doesn't work for me. I'm done, I'm out.
Speaker 1: They're not getting my money. I got an exercise routine.
Speaker 1: I'll do that and then you know, go pound pound
Speaker 1: sand with a ruber mallet. I knocked yourself out. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bother its bull crap. It's we can
Speaker 1: say bullshit here, it's bullshit. So when I say bull
Speaker 1: crap on the radio, I mean bullshit, but I can't
Speaker 1: say bullshit, so I can. I can say bullshit here,
Speaker 1: but I when I say bull crap, it's bullshit. So
Speaker 1: what you're gonna go back to the gym? Guest, you
Speaker 1: gonna run back. You see all the requirements that the
Speaker 1: only thirty minute workouts, not open twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 1: The gym I go tow was twenty four hours a day,
Speaker 1: No longer twenty four hours a day. I mean that's
Speaker 1: horrible because you gotta check in. I think you have
Speaker 1: to go on an app to check in to go
Speaker 1: work out, and then yeah, they they kick you out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I don't know if my
Speaker 1: gym does that. Yet I um, I work out at
Speaker 1: the the UFC, like certain gyms for the UFC, or
Speaker 1: like the the corporate ones. They're they're massive because they
Speaker 1: do like showcase events with the UFC fighters, and then
Speaker 1: the other ones are ones that they bought, so they're smaller.
Speaker 1: They're just like a kickboxing studio or a boxing gym.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're gonna do, but I do
Speaker 1: know that they do a great job of keeping things clean.
Speaker 1: But you just don't know what the fucking people are clean? Right,
Speaker 1: Like you don't like the bathrooms, the saunas like all
Speaker 1: that other ship. No, people are dirty and the disgusting,
Speaker 1: and it's just how people are. People are always going
Speaker 1: to be like, uh, the number one number one thing
Speaker 1: that Americans are spending their stimulus check on is me
Speaker 1: saying like video game apps. I would say, um, I
Speaker 1: think about this, walk through this in your mind. What
Speaker 1: do you think people, the majority, the rank and file,
Speaker 1: what do you think they're doing. I think it's an
Speaker 1: alcohol gonna go booze alcohol. I could say food. You
Speaker 1: could say food. That is right, you could say food.
Speaker 1: It goes along the same lines. Yeah, I'll go. I'll
Speaker 1: go like food and alcohol. Uh No, they're spending on bills.
Speaker 1: They're paying off bills. Thirty percent of people said they
Speaker 1: use their stimulus checks to pay bills. Uh it said.
Speaker 1: Another sign here that Americans are struggling to make ends
Speaker 1: meet guescout because people spending their money to pay What
Speaker 1: did you spend your stimulus check on? Guest? I spent
Speaker 1: it on actually invested it. So you did stock real estate?
Speaker 1: Yea little stock deal. Yeah, it's a little stock. So yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a fan of your show and he's
Speaker 1: he's a pilot. He might appreciate what I invested in.
Speaker 1: I'll just leave it at that. Ah did he give
Speaker 1: you a little tip there? No, he didn't. But but
Speaker 1: I just figured, like with the way that the airline
Speaker 1: industries are right now, um, you know, what goes down
Speaker 1: must come up and vice versa. So long term play. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you're going the long game the macro instead of
Speaker 1: the micro. Yeah. I think that's why. I mean, if
Speaker 1: I had major debt, it would go absolutely to the debt.
Speaker 1: I think that's like number one. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be uh, you don't want to be suffering because you
Speaker 1: got Uncle Sam or somebody else over you hocking and
Speaker 1: you for interest and whatnot. So I get rid of
Speaker 1: that debt, don't be a slave to it. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see here when we have we have one more
Speaker 1: in studying survey this and we'll get the pop quiz.
Speaker 1: According to a new survey, two thirds of Americans said
Speaker 1: they flat out don't remember the last time they wore
Speaker 1: real pants. Does this include you, guess when's the last
Speaker 1: time you wore re youl pants? Actually, the last time
Speaker 1: I wore real pants was the day that we got
Speaker 1: put on on quarantine. If I don't know if you
Speaker 1: remember this, but I was talking to you about booking
Speaker 1: a commercial and oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: were messing around with the schedule because you had a
Speaker 1: commercial you had to do. Yeah. So, like the commercial
Speaker 1: required me to be a sportscaster, and I had to go, well,
Speaker 1: that's that's a stretch. I don't know. Yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to really work as an actor to get to
Speaker 1: a sports guest. Yeah. Yeah, so I had to go
Speaker 1: full suit and time whatnot. So that was the last time. No,
Speaker 1: uh no, I went full commando though, So you could
Speaker 1: appreciate that. I know, I know you're a big fan
Speaker 1: of commando styles, so it's you know, now, I'm a
Speaker 1: fan of cameo, not commando. Confusing those things is a
Speaker 1: bad job by you. Alright, shame on you. Jeez. All right,
Speaker 1: pop quiz. Here we go, pop quiz. These are actual
Speaker 1: quiz questions, and I'm quizzing gas comp but I'm really
Speaker 1: quizzing you. As you listen to this, will you do
Speaker 1: whatever the hell you do? I don't know what you
Speaker 1: do when you're listening to the podcast, but but anyway,
Speaker 1: here it is. Be sure to catch live editions of
Speaker 1: the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern Pacific.
Speaker 1: So of us gascon say they've had this nightmare since
Speaker 1: the pandemics started. What is it? Uh, they've had a
Speaker 1: nightmare of dying, getting sick and dying in the hospital. No,
Speaker 1: the nightmare. People claim they've had a nightmare of being chased. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess that's some kind of loose correlation between the coronavirus,
Speaker 1: trying to avoid it chasing after you're being chased by
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. It reminds me, did you download the new
Speaker 1: iPhone update? You know? I have not, And the reason
Speaker 1: I have not is my phone will not allow me.
Speaker 1: You know how you usually go over there and you
Speaker 1: click there's a I'm gonna go to it right now.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, do you have any music for this?
Speaker 1: I go to the general Update software update, click on that,
Speaker 1: and then it says you can install this update when
Speaker 1: your I phone is finished restoring from the iCloud backup.
Speaker 1: But it never has. I have not been able to
Speaker 1: do it, And there's I can't quickly install now button. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what's going on. It's been like
Speaker 1: this for a couple of weeks. So yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: there's a new tracer on there. Oh yes, so there's
Speaker 1: a tracer on there, so you're you're fortunately you have
Speaker 1: not done that yet. But there's like if you go
Speaker 1: into the tracing COVID nineteen exposure really yeah. So like
Speaker 1: if you go into your iPhone, you go to Privacy
Speaker 1: and then go to the tab which is health, there's
Speaker 1: an icon on there which you could turn on or
Speaker 1: off for enabling let me do s. I'm going to
Speaker 1: uh Privacy, there's a blue hand, and then go down
Speaker 1: to health. You said, yes, the health icon, so like
Speaker 1: you you probably won't have it in there since you
Speaker 1: didn't download it. But there's a new COVID nineteen exposure
Speaker 1: program on there which would log and trace you. Um
Speaker 1: is that right? Yeah, so they say that it would
Speaker 1: be kept private, but yeah, everything's private until it's not private. Yes,
Speaker 1: it says what is your definition to private? Like how
Speaker 1: many people have access to it or just the company itself.
Speaker 1: It actually says when enabled, iPhone can exchange random ideas
Speaker 1: with other devices using Bluetooth. This enables an app to
Speaker 1: notify you if you may have been exposed to COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: So basically your phone is written somebody else out or
Speaker 1: vice versa. Wow. All right, uh, pop quiz here. According
Speaker 1: to a recent pull, eighty one percent of Americans think
Speaker 1: members of this profession are honest. That makes it the
Speaker 1: most trusted group in the United States. What is it?
Speaker 1: I would say medicine, doctors, nurses. Yeah, well not doctors,
Speaker 1: but nurses. Trust the nurse. Nurses do all the work.
Speaker 1: It's seen, not all of it, but I like when
Speaker 1: I go to the doctor, it's like that I feel
Speaker 1: like the nurses are doing everything and then the doctor
Speaker 1: does like, yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like it
Speaker 1: doesn't that's what it feels like to me when I'm
Speaker 1: out at the doctor. But they don't get paid as much,
Speaker 1: but they do so much work there. Yeah, yeah, I can,
Speaker 1: I can relate to that. I don't know what you're talking,
Speaker 1: no idea. Uh did you have? Like that's reminds me
Speaker 1: because you had because you're always with nurses when you
Speaker 1: had your your gallbladder remove right, like the doctor barely
Speaker 1: came in to to check up on. Yeah. Like the
Speaker 1: doctor would come in and say, all right, here's what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do, but then the nurses were Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was mostly with nurses. That's great, Big Ben Mallley with
Speaker 1: the gown on and just on the road to recover
Speaker 1: with a bunch of hot nurses. I'm sure you enjoyed
Speaker 1: that they weren't hot by the way. Anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: A A new report says electronics were the number one
Speaker 1: thing left behind at hotels in the US last year.
Speaker 1: What was number two? Gosh? I was gonna say, like socks.
Speaker 1: Do you think socks? Yeah? Alright, is that your final answer? Yes? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: stuffed animals. Stuffed animals. Yeah, Like you're bringing kids on
Speaker 1: a vacation and the kids leave their stuffed animals behind
Speaker 1: that kind all right? Well you disappointed by that? I
Speaker 1: thought it was something better. I mean, I wouldn't I
Speaker 1: always leave like socks or like boxers behind when I
Speaker 1: check out of hotels. Well, you're a pig clean up
Speaker 1: after myself. Soldiers from Massachusetts fighting in World War Two
Speaker 1: made this food item popular, which is still popular today.
Speaker 1: What is it? I think you know? I didn't do
Speaker 1: this one hot dogs? No, see, the hot dogs was lasting.
Speaker 1: This is chocolate chip cookies. The chocolate chip cookie was
Speaker 1: invented in Massachusetts. Toll how us was a restaurant was
Speaker 1: really good? Yeah? Yeah, it was a restaurant in somewhere,
Speaker 1: and I think it was in Massachusetts. It was somewhere
Speaker 1: in the northeast, then in the New Orleans states, and
Speaker 1: they were the first ones to come up with the
Speaker 1: chocolate chip cookie. Uh. Let's see, thirty three of us
Speaker 1: have purchased one of these since the pandemic began. What
Speaker 1: is it? Guess gon? What is it? Um? That can't
Speaker 1: be a mask? Can it? M Thirty of us have
Speaker 1: purchased a new subscription service like Hulu or Netflix or
Speaker 1: was it the peacock? Is that what they're calling that NBC,
Speaker 1: ESPN Plus. Yeah, yeah, we rotate. We have a little
Speaker 1: system here like you. We might get HBO for a
Speaker 1: month and we'll drop it and we'll pick up something
Speaker 1: else we have, Like we have two. We always have
Speaker 1: Netflix and Hulu, but then the other one. We wrote it.
Speaker 1: You guys don't would take with family members. Uh, that
Speaker 1: would be illegal, guest gon, you should not do that.
Speaker 1: You should never. You know, I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. Maybe we do, maybe we don't. Who knows.
Speaker 1: A new survey says nearly two and five pet owners
Speaker 1: admit that they do this for their pet on a
Speaker 1: daily basis. What is it? Um They walk them like
Speaker 1: they picked them up and walk them like, hold them
Speaker 1: like a child and walk them around, cuddle them and
Speaker 1: all that. That is incorrect. Yes, and you are incorrect.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you do not win the prize. The correct
Speaker 1: answer is they leave a radio on when they leave
Speaker 1: the house of the animal has something to enjoy, some
Speaker 1: nice audio content. Hopefully they leave the Ben Maller Show
Speaker 1: on overnight or the podcast on. That would be great,
Speaker 1: that would be good. Put it on loop. I know,
Speaker 1: we'll leave a light on for for Bella if we
Speaker 1: leave and we're gonna be gone for for kind of
Speaker 1: a nighttime thing. We'll leave a light on for the dog. Good.
Speaker 1: I think dogs all right in the darkness, though, don't
Speaker 1: they have a pretty good vision? Fox Sports Radio has
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Speaker 1: within the I Heart Radio app search f s R
Speaker 1: to listen live. In a questionnaire, people were asked to
Speaker 1: choose one thing to be buried in a time capsule
Speaker 1: for a hundred years. What would you bury in a
Speaker 1: time capsule for a hundred of years? What was the
Speaker 1: number one item? People mentioned? Fuck? Um? They did not
Speaker 1: mention fuck, it's not on the list. The first thought
Speaker 1: was like a driver package that But first thought was
Speaker 1: maybe like a driver's license. Um uh what a picture? Picture? Alright?
Speaker 1: Picture reasonable? Why not put a picture in there? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: The correct answer a twinkie. Why would is this? Because
Speaker 1: the urban legend of twinkie will last forever? It has
Speaker 1: no but it shouldn't You put a jar of honey
Speaker 1: because honey will last forever. If it's sealed properly and
Speaker 1: kept properly, honey will never expire. It if I opened
Speaker 1: a store. I'd open a honey shop because the biggest
Speaker 1: problem when you own a business is, especially in the
Speaker 1: food businesses stuff goes bad, you gotta get rid of.
Speaker 1: You gotta sell. If you don't sell, it goes bad,
Speaker 1: you gotta get you dump it. So if you open
Speaker 1: a shop that only sells honey, the product never goes bad.
Speaker 1: It's great that a good call. Thank you. Uh. This
Speaker 1: food related word was first used over a thousand years ago.
Speaker 1: What is it? It's a food dish that we eat today.
Speaker 1: Millions of people to day eat this. Why millions of
Speaker 1: years ago? It was a thousand years ago, first years,
Speaker 1: thousand years Stu, Yeah, it's not a bad guess. Pizza.
Speaker 1: The phrase pizza was first used thousand years ago. All right.
Speaker 1: New survey asks Americans to name the spring cleaning chore
Speaker 1: they dread doing dusting. You think dusting? No, No, not dusting,
Speaker 1: cleaning the toilet, paper, clean the tyb bowl. Surprisingly, not
Speaker 1: cleaning the toilet bowl. The correct answer cleaning the windows.
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't even bother cleaning the windows, right,
Speaker 1: like blinds up and and all that. It is said.
Speaker 1: The first time this instrument was played in public was
Speaker 1: at Woodstock. What is it? Um is in your generation?
Speaker 1: You're you're a boomer Um electric close air guitar Joe
Speaker 1: Cocker air guitar at Woodstock. Supposedly it's the the legend alright,
Speaker 1: So we used the phrase earlier. Just with with pizza
Speaker 1: was first recorded a thousand years ago. We go back
Speaker 1: even further in time. The first recorded mention of this
Speaker 1: profession was found in an ancient Egyptian tomb. This is
Speaker 1: a profession. Do do do do do? Do? Do do
Speaker 1: do a carpenter? Do do do do? Do? Do Do do do? Nope,
Speaker 1: not carpenter the correct answer at Dennis Dennis, ancient Egyptian tomb.
Speaker 1: Imagine what early dental work must be like. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was in uh Pennsylvania. I went to a Revolutionary
Speaker 1: war museum and they had some of the devices used
Speaker 1: to treat people in the battlefield. Oh my god, Probably
Speaker 1: it looks like torture. Oh it does, it does, all right,
Speaker 1: they say, whoever they are, if you want these to
Speaker 1: last longer, you should keep them in the fridge. But
Speaker 1: it's not a food item. Flowers, no rubber bands. I've
Speaker 1: never heard that before. Have you heard that? Heard it
Speaker 1: with batteries, Oh, batteries, you keep them in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: rubber bands, they say, rubber bands. I don't have any
Speaker 1: rubber bands to do. I can I can't really test
Speaker 1: that out. Thirty of people admit they do this while
Speaker 1: watching television, play on their cell phone. Nope, they yell
Speaker 1: at the television. They yell at Yeah, that's a high percentage.
Speaker 1: Well did you see someone on the news you don't
Speaker 1: like it? Like, oh that's bullshit and you're like screw
Speaker 1: that or whatever. Do people talk back to the radio,
Speaker 1: like when we're talking to people stupid? Why did you
Speaker 1: say that you're an idiot? Ye? Well, yeah, you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: How dare you doare you question me calling me an idiot?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you an idiot? Or if they're singing,
Speaker 1: that can be considered yelling, right, if they're singing while
Speaker 1: they're you know, and driving and listen to music. Oh yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: all right yeah. This up to the game was first
Speaker 1: played about eighty years ago in a church basement. What
Speaker 1: is it? TikTok tell tick tech? Uh? No? Uh? Scrabble.
Speaker 1: The game Scrabble was invented in the basement of a church,
Speaker 1: Great Big scrabble guy, Yeah, I haven't played in a
Speaker 1: long time. No, right now, that's yeah, scrabble, chess, checkers, yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: last pop quiz. Here we go. If someone does this
Speaker 1: at work every day during their life, they will lose
Speaker 1: a hundred and ninety days of productivity over their full lifetime.
Speaker 1: Someone does this at work every day, they will end
Speaker 1: up losing a hundred and ninety days of productivity over
Speaker 1: their life. That more than half a year. Right, almost, yet,
Speaker 1: what is gossip? That is a good guest, but that
Speaker 1: is incorrect. Come down, sorry, correct answer. Make a pot
Speaker 1: of coffee. You make a pot of coffee a day,
Speaker 1: and it adds up to a hundred and ninety days
Speaker 1: of productivity that is lost because you're making your coffee.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because we like at our studios here we
Speaker 1: have a pretty nice coffee and espresso maker that's high end.
Speaker 1: You put these little pockets in there and it shoots
Speaker 1: out the stuff there is. It's like, I think it's
Speaker 1: everything coffee. Uh you got coffee espresso and I think
Speaker 1: t and yeah that's pretty dynamite. So yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: good one. I got you all right there. It is
Speaker 1: pop quiz and again if you want to reach out
Speaker 1: to us and be part of the Big Bafo Sako
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