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Speaker 1: On the twenties. Oh Brian, Hey Brian. Yeah, oh man,

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Speaker 1: you killed it today, dude, that was awesome. Are you

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Speaker 1: talking about. My name is Tim, I'm from account Services.

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Speaker 1: We've never met, but uh, I mean I'm in the

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Speaker 1: morning meetings a lot. Yeah, dude, you were on fire

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Speaker 1: today with your jokes. Oh my god? Sorry, what are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Your jokes? Dude? Like, yeah, okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: give you an example, like you don't know, but uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, you're You're sitting next to some guy in

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Speaker 1: a blue shirt today and you leaned over and you

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Speaker 1: were like, hey, I see you got the memo it's

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Speaker 1: a blue shirt day. You thought that was funny? Huh,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I think it was funny. I've been

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Speaker 1: telling everybody about it all morning long. You know. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I really killed you. Huh yeah. Well, because they don't

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Speaker 1: send memos out like hey, everybody wear a blue shirt today,

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Speaker 1: That's why it was funny, you know. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Nobody does that. That's that's right. Well, look, what are

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Speaker 1: you really calling about. I'm just calling to tell you

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Speaker 1: you're funny. Dude. You're just calling me to tell me

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Speaker 1: I'm funny about this? Are you high? You're smoking some

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Speaker 1: kind of whacked weed. Oh man, you are killing me

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Speaker 1: right now. That's funny too. What what are you like,

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Speaker 1: misusing prescription drugs or something? Oh man? I just look.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and thank you because normally

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Speaker 1: our meetings will last like ten minutes, you know, but

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Speaker 1: because of you and your jokes, those things go like

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Speaker 1: forty five minutes long. It's like, you know, I'm getting

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Speaker 1: a whole full show before I even get to my

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Speaker 1: desk in the morning. It's great. I see what's going

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Speaker 1: on here. You're one of those sarcastic little two things.

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Speaker 1: I'm making the meeting go too long, and you're old

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Speaker 1: pissed off about it? Well off, man, No, hey, not

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Speaker 1: at all. Man, I just wanted to call and give

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Speaker 1: you props for being funny. Do you ever think about

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Speaker 1: getting on stage ever? No, you ever think about getting

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Speaker 1: out of your mom's basement? See another one? Oh man?

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Speaker 1: You got any more jokes left in that? No? I

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Speaker 1: don't have any more jokes, and you better be off

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Speaker 1: the phone in two minutes where I'm gonna come and

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Speaker 1: find you and strangle you. M that wasn't very funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's nothing to be funny. Wait, is that a joke?

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Speaker 1: Which part of that is it? I can't even jelly?

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Speaker 1: Dumb ass? What is your problem for? Christ? Think you

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Speaker 1: don't phone? Shut up already? Hey you got me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You got any good jokes about women or minorities? I dude,

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Speaker 1: I love those. Yeah, I got lots of good jokes

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Speaker 1: about your mom. Would you like to hear some of those? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: give you one. Listen, Weed, I'm gonna call building security.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna march down there and haul your ass out

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Speaker 1: of the building and get you fired. How do you

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Speaker 1: like that? I would love that you are such a

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Speaker 1: corn hole, Brian. This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What your co worker

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Speaker 1: Nina set you up? She says that her meetings last

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Speaker 1: twice is long because of you and your dumb jokes.

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Speaker 1: She said that, yeah, what she doesn't like way jokes?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Apparently not? Well, she doesn't get it because

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Speaker 1: she's a dumb That's what she doesn't. That was wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubil phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties two point five