Speaker 1: Hey, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney Marie.
Speaker 2: Oh guys, hey gang, Hey doing.
Speaker 3: How you doing, Marie?
Speaker 2: I'm doing really well.
Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, you know what people ask you
Speaker 3: how you do it and you just say that, but
Speaker 3: you know you got no money.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you defin don't have any food fresh out
Speaker 1: of snack. I just looked three times, you know. The
Speaker 1: third time You're like, maybe I'll see something that I
Speaker 1: didn't see before. It was like nope, same old cheese,
Speaker 1: just mad space in that.
Speaker 3: But you know what, we could get some cheesecake after this.
Speaker 2: Actually, I mean I have cheesecake in the fridge.
Speaker 3: I mean I brought you a milkshake, so I obviously
Speaker 3: I'm bringing something to the table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, diabetes, shut up.
Speaker 3: I'm doing great as well. I mean I went to
Speaker 3: the dentist again this morning.
Speaker 2: Twice and you haven't been in like ten years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I have to I have sessions, so.
Speaker 2: Damn dude, Like that's how bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they gave me the whole lineup of things
Speaker 3: that I have to do and I have to replace
Speaker 3: nine fillings.
Speaker 2: Yeah I have to re said that on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Well I don't care.
Speaker 1: Hey, I have the white fillings just in case, just
Speaker 1: so I want to know, I don't have that metal
Speaker 1: shit in my mouth.
Speaker 3: I got the what is it, resin? I have resin filling.
Speaker 2: It's good, all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I gotta do that. I gotta have a
Speaker 3: real canal. I gotta get a cap, I gotta get
Speaker 3: a deep cleaning. It's gonna come me like five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I like, how you think that's hilarious. You don't think
Speaker 2: that's funny.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's gonna go to be four thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: actually five.
Speaker 1: But I went back and remember last show, I said
Speaker 1: that the girl who was giving me X rays has
Speaker 1: a hickey.
Speaker 3: It's a birthmark. So I felt, are you you birthmark?
Speaker 3: Shame time I didn't. It looked like a damn hickey.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 3: So I just want to say, she probably a virgin.
Speaker 3: She probably never even seen a dick or vagina. Oh no, no,
Speaker 3: she was leaving right after. She's like, I've got another
Speaker 3: an appointment. Anyway, she didn't have a hickey, and or
Speaker 3: she told you it was a birthmark, and you believed
Speaker 3: her this time because you're dumb. Hickeys go away.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a different hickey.
Speaker 3: Shut up, Marie, do it. When's the last time you
Speaker 3: had a hickey?
Speaker 2: How old am I?
Speaker 3: How old are you? That's a good motherfucking question.
Speaker 2: Divided by nineteen ninety three?
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a hickey before? Yes, Sidney, I'm
Speaker 3: a millennial. I feel like I feel like Canlen Keller
Speaker 3: had hickeys? Okay, I feel like everybody in the history
Speaker 3: of next has had a hickey.
Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder probably got hickey right now. Actually that's kind
Speaker 2: of Gross's come on, who.
Speaker 3: Is sucking on Stevie Wonder's neck? Somebody who has to
Speaker 3: move that one dread to the side.
Speaker 2: Yo, somebody that's moving at one thin left.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, when you die, there's could be
Speaker 1: mad people like, yes it was time.
Speaker 2: It was time for her to die.
Speaker 3: Listen, When I die, I want you to come in
Speaker 3: with like the baby girl T shirts and all that,
Speaker 3: like the airbrushed face stuff.
Speaker 2: And then I want you guys to just like, you know,
Speaker 2: roast the dead. Baddy just want to be a rope.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's the way they chose.
Speaker 2: No, when I die, I want to be buried in
Speaker 2: corn roads. You have I no you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Have irisins underneath that, like you gonna have a wig
Speaker 1: on top and you can.
Speaker 3: I want straight up corn roads and then like maybe
Speaker 3: like a little but at the bottom, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, because that's classic. Well I won't be at that,
Speaker 3: because I won't be at that funeral. Just let you know,
Speaker 3: because that's Haitian.
Speaker 2: No you go there.
Speaker 3: I want to make sure they put a blue eyeshot
Speaker 3: on you and a nice and a nice caty. I
Speaker 3: want you to have a nice cat eye. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I gotta have a cat I want to die otherwise
Speaker 3: the caska gotta be closed. And when I die, I
Speaker 3: just want to make sure you give me a bang.
Speaker 3: That's all I ask. And a bang like a no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I want like a Chinese bang.
Speaker 1: I want like a blunt, very blunt, like okay, all right,
Speaker 1: make sure you take care of it, but I don't
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 3: Do it myself.
Speaker 2: Can it be a clip on bangs? Like a like
Speaker 2: a synthetic bang? Was it gonna be human hair? Is
Speaker 2: what I'm asking?
Speaker 3: Would you give your mother a clip on bang? My
Speaker 3: mom doesn't do bangs. My mom has Senegalese twists. Anyway,
Speaker 3: Maria what the hell were your expert in? That's what
Speaker 3: you start with you, because I'm still thinking about what
Speaker 3: all things I killed this week? I'm an expert in
Speaker 3: wearing white jeans. Okay, deity, Okay, First of all, where
Speaker 3: are these genes from? First of all, I got the
Speaker 3: knees out.
Speaker 2: You do, and it's cloudy af outside.
Speaker 1: Well, Alexa is a damn lie, That's what it is.
Speaker 1: She told me it was going to be like Sonny
Speaker 1: and seventy five.
Speaker 3: She lied. You know, when people tell you what the
Speaker 3: weather is going to be, you can look outside and
Speaker 3: see what it is, right Like, you don't have any
Speaker 3: windows in that terrible apartment.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I have white jeans on, and I have a
Speaker 1: white bodysuit as well. I was about to kill it
Speaker 1: today on a Thursday.
Speaker 2: They wasn't.
Speaker 3: I was like, yoa the weekend is coming up. Let
Speaker 3: me show you all to prelude to the weekend, the prolong.
Speaker 2: The pre regular. Yo.
Speaker 3: Let me show these holes how you went to a
Speaker 3: dentists all in all at eight am, nigga, I was
Speaker 3: there all everybody was looking like yo, what?
Speaker 1: First of all, I wasn't even open. I got there
Speaker 1: at seven point thirty. Why was you so early to
Speaker 1: you really a mad tea? Yeah, any sessions just in
Speaker 1: case they needed to extract some shit. I was like,
Speaker 1: let me get there early. So anyway, I get there
Speaker 1: and it's nothing but poor people in the lobby because
Speaker 1: they can't go to the dentist office.
Speaker 3: Yet we had to wait until like eight ten.
Speaker 1: So I'm in there and I'm telling you, the dustiest,
Speaker 1: the oldest men were just like googling my like looking
Speaker 1: at like my body, like it was the best body
Speaker 1: they ever seen.
Speaker 3: I was like, these niggas got glaucoma. They can't see.
Speaker 3: They think I have an ass like they was looking
Speaker 3: at because I was like standing. I couldn't sit because
Speaker 3: I just pointed out at the dentist. You're trying to
Speaker 3: get them feelings. I was arching out back. I was
Speaker 3: arching out buck you.
Speaker 2: He says, gonna cost five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: You're trying to get some old cor man I wanna
Speaker 3: spend his medicaid. Listen when I tell you, I let
Speaker 3: my Metro card fall in front of me and I
Speaker 3: just dipped it low and.
Speaker 2: Pick it up slow. You bending.
Speaker 3: You're doing the most in these white jeans and so
Speaker 3: then finally I put my jacket down and I sat
Speaker 3: down because I was like, I gotta sit. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be here for a while. And a guy was eating
Speaker 3: a bagel next to me.
Speaker 1: The dude that the dentist was eating a bagel was
Speaker 1: eating a Bold because he's messy, that's Bold. This dude
Speaker 1: took the other half of the bagel and he's like,
Speaker 1: you want it. I was like, that ass, this ass
Speaker 1: is fat enough to get not the whole bagel, but
Speaker 1: the aff of it.
Speaker 2: Was it butter of cream cheese?
Speaker 3: Nope, it was dry as if it was nothing on
Speaker 3: the bagel, nothing on that. He was giving me a
Speaker 3: dry ass. That's why he gave it to you, because
Speaker 3: he was like, this wasn't a mistake. I shouldn't be
Speaker 3: here right here, shut up bitch.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So yeah, people were looking at me left and right.
Speaker 1: I was getting mad compliments in the NYU Dentistry and
Speaker 1: even even one of the student aids was like those
Speaker 1: are cute.
Speaker 3: I was like, thank you everything. Listen, a seventeen year
Speaker 3: old girl told you that your pants were cute, and
Speaker 3: then she cleaned your teeth, like are those being wet seal?
Speaker 2: Are they all those wet seal Oh those Charlotte Ruth.
Speaker 3: I want to tell you right now, your flies down open,
Speaker 3: oh wow exposed.
Speaker 2: Well, our guests don't need to know you.
Speaker 5: That will.
Speaker 3: Well that's why I think they took one hundred dollars
Speaker 3: off my bill. No, they took one hundred dollars off.
Speaker 3: But they was like, Yo, we're gonna make all of
Speaker 3: the money for the year in his mouth, Yo, one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars comp what that what that mouth do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That mouth need to go to the dentist. That's what
Speaker 3: was going on.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, I wore the white jeans, got half a bagel,
Speaker 1: ab say, I didn't eat it, but I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be rude.
Speaker 3: He was an older guy.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: You know when your uncles give you something, you just
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 2: No, some people, he really creepy uncle in his face.
Speaker 3: You know when your uncle give you something, you just
Speaker 3: take it and then you know, hide for like thirty
Speaker 3: years and be like uncle Raymond touched me. Wow, you
Speaker 3: know what, we just gonna shift gears and talk about
Speaker 3: me for a minute. Because Sydney's dealing with some left
Speaker 3: time some left time movie stuff right now, and that
Speaker 3: is I just want to say on the record, my
Speaker 3: uncle's never touched me.
Speaker 2: They just looked. They didn't even there was nothing. They
Speaker 2: just watched.
Speaker 1: Yo, they would listen, there was nothing to look at.
Speaker 1: They always put me on some extra extra large white d's.
Speaker 1: I didn't even get pajamas they put me in. It
Speaker 1: went down to the flow. I had a shirt dress
Speaker 1: on for pajamas.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't want to do that as a kid, though.
Speaker 3: See you didn't have you walking around but ass naked. No, no,
Speaker 3: why would they do that?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Citney, thank you for eating up so much time
Speaker 3: up top. Luckily for you, I wasn't really an expert
Speaker 3: at much this week. I was an expert at networking.
Speaker 3: And what that means is I would go to a show,
Speaker 3: kill it and then tell people to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh there it is. Hopefully all those lovely white women
Speaker 3: are listening right now. There it is Amber, Alison, Katie
Speaker 3: Rosa's a bunch of people that I met the other
Speaker 3: day and and business card did you? I mean I
Speaker 3: left like some on the train just because I was
Speaker 3: like somebody on the train, like what time this and
Speaker 3: listen to it?
Speaker 1: Listen bitched carts two cards. First of all, I've spent
Speaker 1: my heart on money. If you don't put it on
Speaker 1: the train, I dere'serve more than.
Speaker 3: They fell out of my purse and I didn't want
Speaker 3: to miss my step, so I left them on the ground.
Speaker 2: So next time, I'm gonna be better next So.
Speaker 1: You are good at networking, I'll see you out here
Speaker 1: at these clubs or whatever, just taking drinks for free
Speaker 1: and not saying thank you, and be like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: comes to the show.
Speaker 2: That's that's not true.
Speaker 3: I always say thank you when somebody short or ugly
Speaker 3: does be a drink.
Speaker 2: I thank you. You want my phone number so.
Speaker 3: We can be friends, and then I'll give them the number,
Speaker 3: and then the last digit will be wrong. Oh you
Speaker 3: know what, I probably shouldn't say that, because I gave
Speaker 3: the dude the information of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and remember the guy last week that I gave
Speaker 1: the business card to and.
Speaker 3: Then he ended up hitting you up and then saying, hey,
Speaker 3: it was nice to meeting you. Put on my DMS
Speaker 3: and was like so nice to meet you. Oh I
Speaker 3: saw you at checkers and I was like, no, you
Speaker 3: didn't because I don't go there, and he was.
Speaker 2: Like, uh, you know what it was your You had locks, you.
Speaker 3: Were slim, and I was like, no, you're on Instagram.
Speaker 2: You see that. I didn't have a single photo with locks.
Speaker 2: And he was like, oh, you.
Speaker 3: Know it was your homegirl on the couch and I
Speaker 3: was like, you knew it wasn't me and he was
Speaker 3: like no, I really honestly did not know. Like he
Speaker 3: doesn't know how Instagram photos were. Did he slide in
Speaker 3: your dams? I haven't even checked, but I feel like
Speaker 3: shit that, like he'd hit me up. I gave him
Speaker 3: a business card. He's like, you know what, I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm not gonna win with this one. With the
Speaker 3: Lauren hill Lock Photlock's bitch, I'm gonna hit that. Uh
Speaker 3: that natural hair queen of Marie Boo.
Speaker 2: I was like blocked.
Speaker 3: I hope he's listening to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you Rock Sheet shout out to Jarnell. Hey, Darnell Uh.
Speaker 3: I feel like our guest today is somebody who probably
Speaker 3: does not get curved and ever like her. I can't
Speaker 3: see why somebody would, but I mean, your ankles are
Speaker 3: out and I really don't respect. How long can you
Speaker 3: have you introduce this person before you go in on
Speaker 3: his uh his long angles. Yes, our expert today is
Speaker 3: he's a comedian.
Speaker 2: He's uh, he's just an all like.
Speaker 1: He's a film you're a filmmaker too, right, he's you
Speaker 1: got those amateur pornos, the world star pornos.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's a photographer.
Speaker 2: He's a he's a great dude. His name is uh oh,
Speaker 2: and he is our tall experts. Yes, this is give
Speaker 2: it up for the clerk, Andre.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you hear that void. Change that fucking voice. Man,
Speaker 3: don't give me that podcast, give me a real ship.
Speaker 2: That's his real voice.
Speaker 6: This is my room autumn voice.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 3: Is everybody moist listening.
Speaker 2: For you ladies?
Speaker 6: Moist voice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about.
Speaker 6: I think y'all just heard yourselves for so long that
Speaker 6: hearing the man?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 3: Did he say that we're dry? That the push black
Speaker 3: cob webs? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Spoken like a tall so clerk, let's just go.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna critique the outfit from head to toe
Speaker 3: tode head. You have won a Sperry boat shoe socks
Speaker 3: or no socks, no socks, socks, okay, like a dainty ballet.
Speaker 3: So you do have some black friends because you got.
Speaker 2: I thought you didn't have one socks, that's how little
Speaker 2: of them. Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me see your feet. Take it out.
Speaker 2: You're really about to show you.
Speaker 3: Let me see your toes.
Speaker 2: Let me see it. They're good. They're beautiful.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, like I've never seen the light skins. My god.
Speaker 2: Wow beautiful.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 3: Your toes look like fingers, like a nice hand.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Because anybody sucked your toes before, because I wouldn't, But like,
Speaker 3: they're beautiful. I just want to shake your foot right now, like.
Speaker 2: So much foot torn in here right now?
Speaker 3: Yo, let me hold on, Sidney, don't you take it
Speaker 3: out for the rest of the Yo.
Speaker 2: Sidney's creepy one does the feet? She all right? Well
Speaker 2: we lost Sidney.
Speaker 1: Listen, you can you can make some good money on
Speaker 1: a seeking arrangements. My man, there's somebody who would want
Speaker 1: to do some crazy things in them feet.
Speaker 3: And you ain't got no corns on a pinch.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: That mean you wear shoes your size? What Sidney? Let
Speaker 2: me You can't even we can't even get away from
Speaker 2: his feet. He's wearing a distressed uh bleated.
Speaker 3: Wash Yeah no, that's not acid like bleached.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: This is arts and craft jeans you got going on here?
Speaker 2: No, it's like like a cropped pant. What size pants
Speaker 2: do you wear? Like, what's the I don't know how
Speaker 2: men's pans wear work, but like.
Speaker 6: What thirty four?
Speaker 3: Thirty four, thirty thirty four? I feel like that sounds
Speaker 3: I feel like it seems small. No, like a thirty
Speaker 3: four in like your waist and the length is the
Speaker 3: same length.
Speaker 6: It's not. That's not how it works.
Speaker 2: I think that that's how it worked.
Speaker 6: But yeah, my end scene is thirty four or thirty six.
Speaker 6: If I can find him at thirty six, it's hard
Speaker 6: to find you.
Speaker 3: Hear that, ladies, if you can find at thirty.
Speaker 2: Clerk, how told are you?
Speaker 6: I'm six six?
Speaker 2: That lady six six six?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It six six? Like what what I mean?
Speaker 3: We probably should have googled some people who are also
Speaker 3: sixty six, But Michael Jordan's six I was going to
Speaker 3: That was one of my freaking questions, all right, said,
Speaker 3: moving on, who else is six six?
Speaker 2: Uh? I don't know Michael Jordan. You just stopped at
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan.
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm all fit, wait, ch quill on you
Speaker 3: like he's like seven twelve?
Speaker 6: Really is the seventh foot yeah.
Speaker 2: How did anybody have sex with him?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm really desperately. Just please don't crush me
Speaker 2: when you're done. Okay, that's cool. So but does it
Speaker 2: Do you play basketball?
Speaker 6: Or did you play basketball? I wasn't particularly good.
Speaker 1: I mean I could see that you feel like you look,
Speaker 1: you know, like you you don't want any scratches on
Speaker 1: your body.
Speaker 6: I just wasn't trying to get corns on my feet.
Speaker 3: I know you, honestly, And I could tell like you
Speaker 3: don't even play rugby or anything, no lacrosse or nothing.
Speaker 3: He did roll to the studio. The studio is my house.
Speaker 3: He rolled to the studio in a with a longboard.
Speaker 3: He had a longboard on six ' six on a skateboard.
Speaker 2: How does that look on the street.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm living my life.
Speaker 3: I just I feel like I've never seen a tall
Speaker 3: person on a skateboard before.
Speaker 6: Tony Hawk is like six four.
Speaker 3: Tony Hawk, White, Tony Hawk, you know.
Speaker 4: Not to be confused with the Mexican Tony.
Speaker 3: In two thousand and seven, I had a drug dealer
Speaker 3: named Tony Hawk and he was black.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but that was in his real name.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you were and you have like a peach
Speaker 1: colored shirt on as well.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful. His skin looks great.
Speaker 2: You sound like you want the clerk. For those of
Speaker 2: y'all who are listening, micles like the stretched out version
Speaker 2: of a guess that we had. He was our light
Speaker 2: skin expert like you do.
Speaker 3: You guys look like you guys could be related. And
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that until I saw you guys together
Speaker 3: the other day.
Speaker 6: I've never gotten that.
Speaker 3: Well, you guys were standing next to each other and
Speaker 3: I was like, I can kind of see it.
Speaker 2: You guys kind of resemble.
Speaker 1: I mean, if length Ston's was your height and had
Speaker 1: your body, wow, it would be you would gives about to.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop talking about and no more, no more
Speaker 3: shots fired.
Speaker 5: Well I'm going to continue to anyway. So look what
Speaker 5: what're the hell do you shot? You got this long
Speaker 5: ass body where you buy your clothes from? Obviously not Abercrombie.
Speaker 5: I mean, actually maybe.
Speaker 8: Like they might be.
Speaker 5: I don't even know. I love a little zar Man long.
Speaker 9: I'd be careful sometimes they should fall apart.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean it's just a fancy it really is. Yeah,
Speaker 5: what kind of genes do you normally get?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 5: You only have two. Okay, came that seems like it
Speaker 5: would look nice for me, But we're the clerk. Got
Speaker 5: a good back. Where you get this hike from? Is
Speaker 5: your like? Are your parents tall? No? My parents aren't tall.
Speaker 5: My mom is about five five, my dadsy wow, So
Speaker 5: where the hell all is from? My grandma is tall?
Speaker 9: Really?
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know where. I know, like, baldness
Speaker 5: is like a gene from the mother's side. Where does from?
Speaker 5: I don't know, you know what.
Speaker 4: I like to think that my whole family would have
Speaker 4: been tall if they were raised in America.
Speaker 9: My parents from Haiti, so.
Speaker 10: They have all the more patient both into the spectrum.
Speaker 10: It was really black black in the lights. The black
Speaker 10: black in the light skin has perfect jeans, though.
Speaker 5: She does her parents are beautiful as well.
Speaker 11: I mean, I do what I can with what I have,
Speaker 11: you know, and I'm just you know, good old American black,
Speaker 11: and I got great jeans as well.
Speaker 5: Guys, culture being culture though my cultures checkers.
Speaker 11: I'm just fine. Don't worry about me. Then he does
Speaker 11: need a lot of checkers. So you got siblings or
Speaker 11: your siblings tall?
Speaker 9: I got my younger brothers six four, My older.
Speaker 5: Brother damn, the baby is taller than Do you have
Speaker 5: a fu brother's cuter? Na? Do they look like you
Speaker 5: or me? They have.
Speaker 8: Faceless you're not calling your brothers a man attractive clerk
Speaker 8: as an attractive man.
Speaker 5: You can't give another man a problem.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you got your classical souse, so you
Speaker 5: might as well.
Speaker 9: They do, all right, they do?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Let's talk about how you do? Because women love a
Speaker 5: tall man? Right.
Speaker 8: There's a whole song called I wish I was a
Speaker 8: little bit taller? Wasn't the name of the said, there's
Speaker 8: a whole song called was a little bit? I mean
Speaker 8: he starts off of top talking.
Speaker 5: About how short he is speacause short and no they
Speaker 5: don't have what then? But lookay you're a tall man.
Speaker 9: And he said, that's my little brother.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how is he?
Speaker 9: He's twenty nine?
Speaker 5: Okay, he's not little. Thirty one okay, ladies, So he's
Speaker 5: six six, he's thirty one years old. He's got a kid,
Speaker 5: he got no kid. You don't live in his mother,
Speaker 5: He don't live at his clund.
Speaker 9: His apartment.
Speaker 5: You have a nice apartment. It's pre wore dog. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you do have a dog. That's something that dog that
Speaker 5: is not mess. He's like, now, God, he never heard
Speaker 5: shirt dog weigh.
Speaker 9: He weighed sixty five pounds.
Speaker 5: He looked like he weighed a hundred. The quirk had
Speaker 5: the Arthur fist.
Speaker 9: He was.
Speaker 5: Talking about his dog.
Speaker 9: Let I got a good dog.
Speaker 5: He's not loud.
Speaker 8: He's a loud I'm saying. When I say he's loud,
Speaker 8: I mean like he drew like he's he breathes loud.
Speaker 8: He's like, okay, So back to back to how well,
Speaker 8: hold on, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 5: You have that dogs leap in the.
Speaker 9: Bed with you?
Speaker 5: Black? I mean you're black and you almost hit me
Speaker 5: with her dog light skin Black.
Speaker 9: I got white sheets.
Speaker 5: I can't let the dog in my bag in the
Speaker 5: light skin. Hell, why do you have just all your
Speaker 5: sheets are white? The whole play that.
Speaker 9: You got the.
Speaker 8: Like Diddy exclusive to rock version, you got to Shawn
Speaker 8: John sheets.
Speaker 5: Wait, so how do you deal with women? Like do
Speaker 5: you have to come up to them? Do you have
Speaker 5: to spend game? You just stand there looking like a
Speaker 5: tree and they'll be like, Hi, I saw that's not.
Speaker 4: You anyway, what are you doing here?
Speaker 8: Let's get out of here. So you know, talk about
Speaker 8: that women coming up to you and spitting game or not.
Speaker 5: Sometimes but not a lot. I don't get it more
Speaker 5: and I think.
Speaker 8: You know, it's just posting and not getting I only.
Speaker 9: Get a post by girls after shows.
Speaker 5: That's a great thing. Yeah, it's great. I mean you
Speaker 5: know what it is.
Speaker 11: They might be intimidated before you do your set, and
Speaker 11: then you're doing it like this niggas regularly.
Speaker 5: They're like, is that it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: I mean I think you seem more approachable when you
Speaker 8: get off the stack.
Speaker 9: Yeah. I mean you talk about yourself and you're really.
Speaker 5: Nice and like you're you're you are approachable.
Speaker 9: I mean a conversation.
Speaker 11: I mean if what if the girl's like ideous, you
Speaker 11: don't shut it down, but your face she'll read like
Speaker 11: you're not interested. I've seen You've seen that. Yeah, you
Speaker 11: do have a very like kind of like over face.
Speaker 5: That are you? I'm trying to I've.
Speaker 11: Seen you in open mics, like back in the day
Speaker 11: you were like, no, I'm not here for any of this.
Speaker 5: This is terrible. Yeah, you won't even engage, but don't
Speaker 5: be on your phone. But you will also look like yeah,
Speaker 5: what is it that's just in him?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: A lot of times I'm watching comedy. If I'm not
Speaker 4: into it, I'm not into it. But if a person
Speaker 4: is talking to me about me, I'm all the ways
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 8: On you if you put the jokes that you like,
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you like that joke here, that's what real
Speaker 8: thought for what I'm premise.
Speaker 11: So, like, what kind of women are coming to you?
Speaker 5: You know I used to get I used to get
Speaker 5: younger girls. Yeah yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 4: Girls closer to forty. You like that, or I'm running
Speaker 4: a little spectrum right now. You're time like girls over
Speaker 4: thirty one talking.
Speaker 5: Because they say I look young girls.
Speaker 8: I mean you still look young. You look I mean,
Speaker 8: I guess you look about thirty. I would hate to
Speaker 8: bring it to you because when an older woman is
Speaker 8: like hitting.
Speaker 11: On you, it's like because she wants you to get
Speaker 11: something from the top shelf.
Speaker 9: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 9: So they want you to.
Speaker 5: Fix things around the house. They know you could get
Speaker 5: a light bulb. I do change light bulbs. Yeah, that's
Speaker 5: what that's what it's about.
Speaker 9: Well, this is done.
Speaker 5: I got something in the bathroom.
Speaker 11: They know you can put up their curtains and whatnot
Speaker 11: and then blow their back out. So it's like, have
Speaker 11: you ever gone home with somebody and you didn't shit
Speaker 11: on their bed?
Speaker 5: Yes? Was it even a bed? Was it an air mattress? Oh?
Speaker 5: You were homeless? People want beds, are inviting company. You
Speaker 5: got a lot of nerves in New York.
Speaker 9: A lot of people live in Savage. I've been doing
Speaker 9: a lot of houses.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you shouldn't have house guests, should maybe skype.
Speaker 9: With the back the wall.
Speaker 5: What happens in a situation like that? Uh? You like, well,
Speaker 5: we just don't have to use your couch.
Speaker 9: I mean just like going to.
Speaker 5: Sleep all night sleep. I'm not going to try to sleep.
Speaker 5: So you are you going to stand up spoo even
Speaker 5: if you spoon I like to.
Speaker 9: I'm telling you I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: I slept on a twin in college, and I was going.
Speaker 5: Was it a twin extra long? It was a college.
Speaker 8: I didn't know, because you won't go to college you
Speaker 8: in Massachusetts. It was in Massachusetts community college.
Speaker 5: Sleep.
Speaker 8: She got went to Massachusetts to be a phoenix. So
Speaker 8: you so what kind of women are you attracted to?
Speaker 8: Do you like tall girls who like short girls?
Speaker 9: I dated every type of girl.
Speaker 5: You dated a girl who's tall than sixty? Yeah? No,
Speaker 5: I don't even I don't ask, but you know, like.
Speaker 4: I've dated a relatively tall girl. I've never dated a
Speaker 4: girl who's like six to one another.
Speaker 5: So you like all types. I do like all so
Speaker 5: the cold Stone, cold Stone Creamery, thirty one flavors.
Speaker 4: I'm an equal opportunity employer, basket around anybody.
Speaker 5: Okay, what type? But what is your favorite type of girl?
Speaker 5: My favorite type of girl I like.
Speaker 9: I like natural hair, curly.
Speaker 5: Hair, usually m city you.
Speaker 9: I like him to be sturdy.
Speaker 5: I guess we're both. Wait, what do you mean stir
Speaker 5: like they got good knees. Like, what do you mean strong?
Speaker 5: Just like like big legs, you know, like Serena Williams type.
Speaker 9: Not not strong.
Speaker 5: Sturdy weak. You're like, I don't want to be able
Speaker 5: to fight me.
Speaker 4: I don't need to help move my food durable, That's
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: Okay, so wow, sturdy in a wheelchair.
Speaker 5: Okay, cool. I don't really have a type type. I mean,
Speaker 5: like the girls I dated, you want to see any consistent.
Speaker 12: Which is weird because it's like you're you're tall, you're
Speaker 12: good looking, like you can get the best of the
Speaker 12: best if you wanted to, Like I see guys with
Speaker 12: living trash cans and have like some type of type
Speaker 12: of woman.
Speaker 5: You don't, you're not you ain't got no teeth in
Speaker 5: the front of your face, and you're telling me.
Speaker 4: You have a I think that more so speaks to
Speaker 4: like men kind of go after whatever they want.
Speaker 9: Like you've never seen a good looking, uh dude right with.
Speaker 5: The ugly girl? I have, Yes, because I have This
Speaker 5: is Brooklyn and the.
Speaker 9: Over a really good looking dude.
Speaker 5: With a black girl. Yes, it usually you're looking do.
Speaker 4: I see bad broads with white dudes all the time,
Speaker 4: But I've never seen like a dude who has the
Speaker 4: ship together.
Speaker 5: That's half of the NFL. Yes, this is true the NFL.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but they're usually in shape.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I'm saying this guys guys that look good
Speaker 8: who have like a basic chick, like if that's a
Speaker 8: I've seen that.
Speaker 5: But if you've see in the NFL they used to
Speaker 5: came up with her, Yes, when they will stay with
Speaker 5: a high school sweetheart. You don't never see on her
Speaker 5: every dwight of the week, but he came up day one.
Speaker 5: That's the difference. Though.
Speaker 9: You don't ever see dudes who like get money.
Speaker 5: They twenty eight. Now, like, all right, I'm gonna get
Speaker 5: a girl. I guess somebody who's not cute. Yeah, you've
Speaker 5: never seen that. True. Like listening to this right now
Speaker 5: with sitting in somebody, he don't deserve that. Everybody, literally everybody.
Speaker 11: I feel like I don't deserve the person that I
Speaker 11: need to be a better person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but y'all, I mean you don't. You guys. Look,
Speaker 5: you guys about understand you sit down on the same level.
Speaker 5: You guys are the same amount of attractive, relatively right right,
Speaker 5: You guys are a handsome couple too. Little Wayne sitting
Speaker 5: in a tree, two queen, two sevens together on the
Speaker 5: seven train.
Speaker 9: Have you ever dated that? Yes?
Speaker 5: All day? Yeah, I want to see Marie's line up.
Speaker 8: But you know what I'm trying to get around now,
Speaker 8: right because now I only want to date somebody.
Speaker 5: That like, lean here, walk into the room and people gasp,
Speaker 5: just because.
Speaker 8: I've seen couples like that, like real good looking couples
Speaker 8: when the when they come in and I can't stop
Speaker 8: standing at them. When I'm on the bus, I'm like,
Speaker 8: why are y'all on the bus?
Speaker 5: Y'all look so good? That's what I want.
Speaker 8: I want people to like see me and whoever my
Speaker 8: next boot is and just be like, Wow, good.
Speaker 9: Luck, Marie.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna pray pray that. I don't need you to
Speaker 5: pray for me things that you need to pray for.
Speaker 5: Don't worry about what I'm doing mad last Okay. But yeah,
Speaker 5: Like I feel like that's something that women do normally.
Speaker 8: Though, women date down all the time because they're like, well, we.
Speaker 5: Can upgree I can upgrade him, I can fix him,
Speaker 5: make him better.
Speaker 11: I don't know what women always want to do a
Speaker 11: build a bear situation. It's like, no, like he's probably
Speaker 11: gonna stay the same.
Speaker 5: Men don't date down. I don't think that's all Men
Speaker 5: will date down at the ass is fat.
Speaker 8: I maybe she got she looked like peanut butter, but
Speaker 8: her ass like man will.
Speaker 4: Date well, we'll find ways to justify the women that
Speaker 4: we did because like, let's say she's ugly, like yeah,
Speaker 4: but the head is or.
Speaker 9: Like, dudes will make her a final way to justify
Speaker 9: dating whoever.
Speaker 8: I've heard them talk like my brothers one of them,
Speaker 8: dude like the way that he talks about women, it's
Speaker 8: hilariously degree.
Speaker 5: But women do the same thing. Women be like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I know he's fat and this, but he got money.
Speaker 5: So it's like yeah, but when do we really hear that?
Speaker 5: My friend will be like, well, I love it, like
Speaker 5: they legit. That's the first thing. Yeah, yeah, I would,
Speaker 5: I would.
Speaker 11: I don't meet that many people like my age that
Speaker 11: are just dating dudes for money.
Speaker 13: Well, because women, yes, friends that you guys that got them,
Speaker 13: some of them got some question morek boyfriend faces. But
Speaker 13: what women will never say I'm dating him for money.
Speaker 8: They'll be like, he's really nice, he's super sweet, like
Speaker 8: if a woman exactly because and he does because he
Speaker 8: knows what he got. But like, listen, if if you're
Speaker 8: a dude and you was into this and a woman
Speaker 8: has ever called you sweet.
Speaker 5: She would your money. It's super sweet. I mean so nice.
Speaker 11: Yeah. I mean when you say somebody has money, just
Speaker 11: like one hundred thousand dollars money.
Speaker 5: Years, no one is saying that.
Speaker 8: Also, nobody need here, I mean collectively, maybe me and
Speaker 8: the clerk might have.
Speaker 9: Marie.
Speaker 5: You don't say you say you got sixty grand in
Speaker 5: the bank, resord. I mean that's not half.
Speaker 11: She said I got forty. That's what I'm saying right now.
Speaker 11: But I like, you saved money? No, how you doing money?
Speaker 5: I did save money? Yeah? I mean how much do
Speaker 5: that longboard you got over there? The things a cheap?
Speaker 5: Those are?
Speaker 9: I mean they're not expensive? There two hundred bucks?
Speaker 5: I mean he's been in it on sneakers. You know,
Speaker 5: I'm not okay, You've got the bar.
Speaker 9: You got the boat.
Speaker 5: You I'm on pediculas. Yo. What's the craziest thing that
Speaker 5: someone's ever said to you? Anything?
Speaker 8: It was like a direct result of your height, Like
Speaker 8: somebody came up to you on the trend and said something,
Speaker 8: or someone so you want a plane?
Speaker 5: It was like, so you on the Knicks?
Speaker 4: People, I always ask me what team I played for?
Speaker 4: I got that last night, Like what team you played for?
Speaker 5: Do you think that's rude?
Speaker 4: If it could be loaded, Like, if you're a white dude,
Speaker 4: just don't ask people if they played basketball, right, But
Speaker 4: if it's a if it's like a six year old
Speaker 4: black girl, you can ask me how tall.
Speaker 5: It's just it's an innocent question.
Speaker 4: But a lot of people just don't understand the implications
Speaker 4: is assuming that a large athletic black person, you need.
Speaker 8: To just say a name of the team and then
Speaker 8: let them send them free bottles to the table.
Speaker 4: You know, I was thinking of I was thinking about
Speaker 4: actually telling people I just played for the next I would,
Speaker 4: but then they're gonna look it up and then on
Speaker 4: the roster they look, they're gonna send the bottles.
Speaker 8: Back repoppy cork, just like take that check on poppy courts,
Speaker 8: split that bill off and make that nigga pass.
Speaker 5: Thank you? Can we hold the credit card? Can we?
Speaker 5: Have you ever said that you work for a team
Speaker 5: or do you? I've never lied. I've never lied, in
Speaker 5: said want to be a six six in New York City.
Speaker 11: If you're not gonna lie the other perks Okay, yeah,
Speaker 11: that's what I want to know.
Speaker 5: What are the perks of being a tall man dating?
Speaker 5: Besides dating?
Speaker 9: Would I mean when I go out, I never.
Speaker 5: I never have a bad seat, like a concert, but
Speaker 5: everyone behind you did.
Speaker 9: They should have got there earlier.
Speaker 5: Yo, me, I was at a We were all at
Speaker 5: that show that Hidden Fences played.
Speaker 14: Last week and it is such a super good and
Speaker 14: I was standing next to the clerk and you just
Speaker 14: moved my body in front of his body because my
Speaker 14: hair was blocking everybody behind me.
Speaker 5: Look was like, no, you're just gonna slide this rooted
Speaker 5: the side.
Speaker 9: You're not bothering me, you could.
Speaker 5: What about getting into places like nightclubs?
Speaker 9: They probably No, No, I'm not a girl. They only
Speaker 9: do that for girls.
Speaker 5: And with money.
Speaker 8: No, but also like looked like models. That's why you
Speaker 8: need to start lying about the team that you played for.
Speaker 5: No. Yeah, they do it for guys who look like models,
Speaker 5: that look like promotors.
Speaker 9: You look like you could be.
Speaker 5: I've never seen that before. You never seen somebody say
Speaker 5: clean away and you got some pretty niggas coming.
Speaker 9: They man both.
Speaker 5: Shoes comes not usually get had on.
Speaker 11: Come on, I've never seen I don't think I've never
Speaker 11: seen that either.
Speaker 5: I mean i've seen it.
Speaker 9: I've seen it.
Speaker 5: If you just said you're like a promoter, like you
Speaker 5: look like you're stylish, I don't.
Speaker 9: No, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't viget any love at the club from like
Speaker 5: the door, Oh.
Speaker 8: Because you come in and you're taller than the bouncers
Speaker 8: and they're like, he's gonna be a problem, and he
Speaker 8: lets it.
Speaker 5: And then when you have your lother jacket on, they're like,
Speaker 5: you gotta wait. We're all booked up tonight. Private private event,
Speaker 5: private event.
Speaker 11: I mean, even though every time I've been out in
Speaker 11: the club and I've seen you there, you look.
Speaker 5: Like you had no problem. Why I know people, I
Speaker 5: know people.
Speaker 9: I do know people.
Speaker 5: That's what that's the purpose of being a tall man.
Speaker 5: You you probably know.
Speaker 7: To other people who are also like good looking and
Speaker 7: tall as well. You know, there's no tall pretty nigga alliance. Sure,
Speaker 7: there's no fraternity of tall pretty niggas.
Speaker 5: Out there, tall brother brotherhood. No, that doesn't exist. If
Speaker 5: it did, I signed up.
Speaker 8: So you're saying that she got no tall pretty nigga friends.
Speaker 5: No, not one, awesome, really not one. So you're the
Speaker 5: only one.
Speaker 11: I'm the only one, so all of the play all
Speaker 11: you did also say you.
Speaker 4: Only have three friends, but I keep them short.
Speaker 5: That's a good one. You're like, I do have three friends,
Speaker 5: but I keep the crew.
Speaker 9: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Maybe just take a picture of other tall what I mean,
Speaker 4: average people commenting on my pictures? Who's your friend?
Speaker 5: I don't need that in my life.
Speaker 11: Well, we actually took a picture with you our friend
Speaker 11: also and another guy, Ryan Lan, and.
Speaker 5: We had a picture with just you guys that were.
Speaker 11: And another tall guy that was from like Germany, and
Speaker 11: it was it was a beautiful photo.
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, right, so yeah, it was another
Speaker 4: good talk.
Speaker 5: The picture just looked right.
Speaker 8: I'm such I'm such a bad judge of height because
Speaker 8: I'm Ryan. Never seemed tall to me and also never
Speaker 8: seen that tall to me either. I just but you
Speaker 8: know what it is, I have a really big sense
Speaker 8: of self, so I think I'm talld. I feel like
Speaker 8: I'm like me and I was of the same height
Speaker 8: like I feel.
Speaker 5: I just I don't know.
Speaker 8: It's just a complex that I have where I feel
Speaker 8: like I'm just as bidy as everybody else around me, but.
Speaker 5: Like you're like a long tall like you lean, so
Speaker 5: I feel like you seem tall to me right away. Yeah,
Speaker 5: when you're thin, you look taller.
Speaker 8: I don't do that with six six once and he
Speaker 8: was real skinny, and he looked like he was like
Speaker 8: sympathy tall.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so yeah, being skinny it makes you look well.
Speaker 5: Speaking of skinny, what's your workout?
Speaker 9: What you do with your waist?
Speaker 5: Me? How many reps you do in? I keep the
Speaker 5: sample pull push ups, that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 9: I look to the gym, but I go to Planet Fitness.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you're doing a lot of chests and no
Speaker 5: leg down.
Speaker 9: I'm doing a lot of elliptical.
Speaker 5: You I'll ask you only know I'm.
Speaker 4: On the yoga mat. I'm doing a real little key
Speaker 4: ship Planet Fitness. Damn, dude, there's not much you can
Speaker 4: do right overhead.
Speaker 5: Look, I feel like you're too good for plannings.
Speaker 9: Like it's just the closest to me.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but you're like, oh, I won't be on a
Speaker 11: twin but you go to planet. Planet Fitness is like
Speaker 11: the twin matches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything that warm outside, I just do.
Speaker 5: I just go outside and work out. So you do
Speaker 5: like things that just got out of jail, pull up.
Speaker 4: On the stop sign on the stop I go to
Speaker 4: prof part I'm a classic classic.
Speaker 5: He likes, come on, okay, come on now, come come
Speaker 5: on man.
Speaker 9: It's always better to work out outside anyway.
Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, I just I like, I'll use the playground
Speaker 5: by my house. Yes, better.
Speaker 9: I mean I'd rather be outside than.
Speaker 5: In the stem. Who y'all full in the air. In
Speaker 5: this neighborhood, we had a park. We got trees two
Speaker 5: blocks away from your citney, the Saint Bushwick. We got
Speaker 5: trees here. We aren't talking her about we neither. We
Speaker 5: have real trees.
Speaker 2: You might not.
Speaker 5: You might not be able to work out in Bushwick.
Speaker 5: You know, when you're talking to someone just like naturally,
Speaker 5: that's a damn expire.
Speaker 11: When the haters stock, I mean, y'all, they'll stick together
Speaker 11: with your hat girl.
Speaker 5: Your fans are full of honey mustard. And that checker
Speaker 5: that you had this morning for breakfast. Citney had checkars
Speaker 5: for breakfast. Yo. The cort we should die look like
Speaker 5: do you eat a lot?
Speaker 4: I eat a lot?
Speaker 5: I cook a lot. What you're cooking? What you making?
Speaker 5: Like a girl's coming over, she's sturdy and you're trying
Speaker 5: to cooking for the skate.
Speaker 11: Putting some grilled chicken on the George for man, I
Speaker 11: made them want a little season and on it.
Speaker 5: I feel like he might.
Speaker 9: Make like the yeah, salmon chick.
Speaker 5: How do you make the salmon? You put it up
Speaker 5: and throw some lemon pieces in.
Speaker 9: It, you know, get some garlic, some some basil.
Speaker 5: Have you say the words a basil salmon. I've had guys.
Speaker 11: I had a guy Julian some carrots for me, So Julian,
Speaker 11: some cats like in a solace.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 5: I think it's like the way you cut it or something.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 9: He called the.
Speaker 4: Long Way to Wayne, saying, and don't even know what
Speaker 4: they need. I heard the nigga say, Juli, let me
Speaker 4: go ahead and stay down on the podcast.
Speaker 5: I'm like, hopefully she's trying to go. She's trying to
Speaker 5: one up your.
Speaker 9: Julian.
Speaker 15: You know what he said. He was Martha stewarting it.
Speaker 15: So wait, let me let me look at that.
Speaker 5: At the clerk. Some girls come into the house.
Speaker 9: You Julian.
Speaker 5: You want Julian some roast beef or none. Yeah, I cooked.
Speaker 9: I don't cook the girls off, but I cooked.
Speaker 8: You don't cook the girls off, like we don't have
Speaker 8: company over there for food.
Speaker 9: I mean I'll cook if it's like I used to.
Speaker 5: Be mere. Wow, here lad so here like listening for
Speaker 5: the people who are listening to.
Speaker 8: This right now, what advice would you give to somebody
Speaker 8: who's trying to bag a child?
Speaker 5: Dude? What should we ladies be doing?
Speaker 9: Don't open up the house?
Speaker 5: Tall just shredded. We just Julie. Basically, he's falling at Julian.
Speaker 5: He just shredded some carrots. Yeah, Sidney, he didn't He
Speaker 5: did it with a knife, though. I hope you didn't
Speaker 5: give him. I mean you probably gave all your vagina.
Speaker 5: I was like, you don't even care this niggas getting
Speaker 5: the message. Do I put my panty? Okay?
Speaker 8: If I ha my penny, I'm not gonna bring my
Speaker 8: outside pennies in this house.
Speaker 9: Let me tell you.
Speaker 5: He legit.
Speaker 8: He gave you some carrot strips, some carrot fries carried sidney.
Speaker 5: Shut up. These women are waiting with baby breadth. How
Speaker 5: do how do women?
Speaker 4: How are we supposed to approach a tall drink water waits?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: He looked like, look like pro dudes, yes, like what if?
Speaker 5: What if?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 8: How do how does how does a short person low
Speaker 8: to the ground that told you.
Speaker 5: To be like she's thirty? She looked like that's some
Speaker 5: good knees. I think any girl that has a character
Speaker 5: approach to God is right.
Speaker 11: No, man, I've done it, and you know I did it, and.
Speaker 5: And and he was like no, like he was like, no, thanks, sir,
Speaker 5: I'm all good.
Speaker 9: Bro.
Speaker 4: Definitely like I just wanted sticks.
Speaker 9: I didn't come here for your numbers.
Speaker 5: This excuse me, ma'am. I just give him some Julian characters.
Speaker 5: And he definitely was like put off by it.
Speaker 11: And he was like you're like aggressive? And I was like,
Speaker 11: how am I aggressive? I'm just like saying, what's up?
Speaker 9: Like, hey, you don't want if the dude's telling.
Speaker 5: You you're aggressive, you don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 9: That's a dude is easily intimidated by.
Speaker 5: So it was clear. I was like, yo, he like
Speaker 5: flinched when I talk. I was like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: hit you.
Speaker 16: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Okay, Sydney approached me? How you approached him? What did
Speaker 5: you say already? Scene? Yeah, what.
Speaker 9: I took?
Speaker 5: I took a shot up to killow you want to
Speaker 5: you want to fuck? She was like, hey, you know
Speaker 5: how Julian, let's go away from me. He's like no, no, no,
Speaker 5: my character. What's go ahead? Hey, I see you wearing
Speaker 5: Jordan's you probably look at your mother. Come to my house.
Speaker 5: You don't have anything. You want to have your own
Speaker 5: bed for the next you guys? What a dude? And
Speaker 5: he was like, well, I just usually say hey, like
Speaker 5: I'm and he was like, well you are? Did you
Speaker 5: have your handle to it for? It was definitely not
Speaker 5: on the front and he did not have an uber comment.
Speaker 11: He was on his longboard, just like you Okay, I've
Speaker 11: never pushed you guy, saying you could tell.
Speaker 5: I could tell. Yeah, I did it one time. I
Speaker 5: was wasted and I was like, I can do this.
Speaker 11: I can go up to this dude, And the whole
Speaker 11: time he was just looking at me like is this
Speaker 11: really happening? Like what is I feel like I would
Speaker 11: feel weird if I went up to a dude and
Speaker 11: then asked him for his phone number.
Speaker 5: I didn't ask for his phone, n bird. I was
Speaker 5: just talking, chatting him up, you know.
Speaker 4: I started to yeah, which I think more people need
Speaker 4: to do, not just more women.
Speaker 8: No, but don't take that l don't take them mal well.
Speaker 8: In that case, I start random conversations all the time.
Speaker 8: It doesn't mean that I wanted to take like talk to.
Speaker 4: You, yeah, but I just feel like a lot of
Speaker 4: women are kind of stuck in his mindset that like
Speaker 4: this dude has to dude taller girls all the time
Speaker 4: and shrink.
Speaker 5: You have to see that.
Speaker 4: You have seen a nigga melting, like nigga get out
Speaker 4: of there and she's done with you. She was done
Speaker 4: out the gate. Yeah we lost her. Hello, what you
Speaker 4: mean why are you still rap?
Speaker 5: This dude came up to me after a show and
Speaker 5: he had a man bun and he did not melt
Speaker 5: at all.
Speaker 8: If anything, the more we talked, the taller he stood,
Speaker 8: and I was like, dude, your hair is.
Speaker 5: Up and it's taller than mine. And it looked like
Speaker 5: please please. But I understand that it takes some time
Speaker 5: of courage.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I try to be nice.
Speaker 4: Dudes are the worst because we'll tell our boys to
Speaker 4: go over and we'll be laughing the whole time.
Speaker 8: Why do y'all set y'all friends up for failure and
Speaker 8: y'all see a chicken y'all know right away?
Speaker 4: Like her man went to the bathroom, right, that's that's
Speaker 4: one of them up. I bet you can't book that
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 5: I bet you. I can't drink for you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're like, you'll do a bet, and it's like
Speaker 11: you guys are forty years old.
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 5: What are the she's all that? Hell are y'all doing
Speaker 5: y'all betting on vagina for work? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Listen, she she just after and has a good night
Speaker 8: with her man, who may or may not be paying
Speaker 8: for everything.
Speaker 11: I mean, but I've actually I've also seen girls go
Speaker 11: to the club with a man and then somebody.
Speaker 5: Else school her up. I've seen it. Yeah, that person
Speaker 5: probably was taller than her boyfriend. It was a short dade. No,
Speaker 5: it was a short guy.
Speaker 9: I mean she also was a rapper.
Speaker 5: She was a rapper. She was a Rapper's like, when
Speaker 5: you're done with that broke nigga, come over there. We
Speaker 5: got bottles and she was got ace of spade. She
Speaker 5: was like, it's kind of right, Ain't I still got
Speaker 5: that bottle for me? He's like, are you drinking?
Speaker 11: Well, walk over there, come on over here, boo, I'm
Speaker 11: that top shelf. Hey girl, my boy, it's a nineteen of.
Speaker 5: Us, but we got an older space for you to
Speaker 5: stand back trying to loose with me. All we got
Speaker 5: is cran brain left.
Speaker 16: But yeah, yo, when we were in d C, we
Speaker 16: went to this tiny, tiny like after hours spot this
Speaker 16: tiny amar and uh.
Speaker 8: It was like legit, thirty of us and the table
Speaker 8: maybe sat six.
Speaker 4: Remember yeah, it was more like four. Hey you're buying
Speaker 4: tables that after hour.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you who was buying bottles. Amina Imani.
Speaker 11: It was her birthday weekend and she was feeling real
Speaker 11: fly amana hour.
Speaker 8: She was our frugal experts. Oh, she was not scruggle
Speaker 8: save money experts.
Speaker 5: She brought two bottles of hennessee. I was like, I
Speaker 5: was like, y'alling.
Speaker 8: Got nothing clear here, Like it was just two bottles
Speaker 8: of head of se let me tell you. Amina walked
Speaker 8: into the clerk, walked in with her hands in the
Speaker 8: front and just she just walked herself in like the
Speaker 8: person who was at the door looking for.
Speaker 5: One of her ideas.
Speaker 11: She just put her hand was like, excuse me, they
Speaker 11: know me here and she went up, got her own table,
Speaker 11: sat down, sat inself.
Speaker 5: She said herself. There was no tables available, but somehow,
Speaker 5: I mean, I found it in space. And she was
Speaker 5: like two. And then they bought two.
Speaker 4: Bottles of heades over and I was like, and there's
Speaker 4: how many of too many?
Speaker 5: A whole million man marches.
Speaker 8: But then they bring like they bring like orange juice
Speaker 8: and cranberry juice.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you can't mix this with hennes see. That's disgusting.
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm just gonna sit here. These ice
Speaker 5: cubes find a place.
Speaker 11: I was like, the bottle of water over here, thank you.
Speaker 11: And it took it two hours for the bottle.
Speaker 5: While I was like, you know what you said, what
Speaker 5: all looks like a four year old black man. What
Speaker 5: am I drinking? Hennesseee for no, thank you? What's your
Speaker 5: what's your kind of drink?
Speaker 9: I'm not much of a drinker.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, ladies, he does a drink, So we're gonna
Speaker 11: put something in yours.
Speaker 9: Hey, that's also prey.
Speaker 5: Let me buy you a drink. What you haven't like that?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna just you do.
Speaker 8: You having a good chime watching you finish your so
Speaker 8: you don't drink at all.
Speaker 9: I might have a beer or like one drink.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be that weird dude in the social
Speaker 4: environment the only person that I drinking.
Speaker 9: But I'll take it drink.
Speaker 8: See, I don't like that. I think that's terrible. Water
Speaker 8: would have sliced a live I'm put.
Speaker 5: All the.
Speaker 9: Soda.
Speaker 5: I'm liquor their I was not.
Speaker 9: Squitching up my face heavy over there right.
Speaker 5: Like another water for you, like little so.
Speaker 9: For you, yo, the clerk.
Speaker 8: We gotta give you a queens to test your your
Speaker 8: tall expertise if you are.
Speaker 5: I mean, I know, no cousin.
Speaker 8: You know John Andrew Andrews pretty tall. I think John
Speaker 8: is gonna fill out like you.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, we feel that. But I'm saying, like,
Speaker 5: I'm very hungry. How much you weigh?
Speaker 9: I'll wait to five.
Speaker 5: And eighteen pounds. Now, there's no way he could be
Speaker 5: hundred and eighteen. I went one hundred and twenty three.
Speaker 5: And I'm sure you got them long ass bones in
Speaker 5: that body. You heard that, ladies, and your bones.
Speaker 9: Awful.
Speaker 5: Okay, So what was the first question? I didn't write
Speaker 5: one yet, so you gotta go ahead and bang it out.
Speaker 5: Mm hm, I don't think of something real quick.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 5: So you said Michael Jordan is sixt six right, so
Speaker 5: can you name three of the celebrities who are taller
Speaker 5: than six weeks?
Speaker 9: Because Liam Neeson.
Speaker 4: Liam from Taking Yeah, okay, tall as feet yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: they don't.
Speaker 5: Breathe that hard to the mic. Sorry thinking about I
Speaker 5: was thinking, because I've met before. I was like, I'm
Speaker 5: a Google real quick, this is a Google thing. He
Speaker 5: stalled in six feet? Who else? He looks tall? Montell
Speaker 5: Jordan is tall, snoop, uncle uncle snoop. Well, yeah, but
Speaker 5: he looked long and he's very strong. Donald Trump six
Speaker 5: really looked like a troll. He looked real shorty.
Speaker 9: Yeah you look short.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he got a bad he got a bad past.
Speaker 8: Donald Trump looks like he's what you said. He's talled
Speaker 8: in six feet. He looks like he weighed three hundred pounds.
Speaker 4: And his suit stone fit. When you wear baggy clothes,
Speaker 4: it makes you look like he shrink.
Speaker 8: Yes from the Men'shouse recently that Bruce Willis is also tall,
Speaker 8: so he told me that is he.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks he has a short face, he looks
Speaker 5: like a short time.
Speaker 8: He looked like Danny DeVito. Yeah, dude, okay, So I
Speaker 8: feel like that was like four people. Sydney, what was
Speaker 8: your next talk question?
Speaker 5: Who is the tallest person in.
Speaker 9: The NBA, in the history of the NBA or the
Speaker 9: NBA right now?
Speaker 5: Now, how about you give us both? I know y'all
Speaker 5: used to be the tallest person. Yeah, he was like
Speaker 5: seventy six or seven eight. Yeah, tallest NBA player.
Speaker 8: I just agree with that.
Speaker 12: Oh you know who due It says a George a
Speaker 12: Nursian mersh nursham.
Speaker 5: Oh he's Romanian.
Speaker 8: People play the NBA.
Speaker 5: Girl, Yeah, no, no, no no. It says he is
Speaker 5: one of the two tallest players in the history. But
Speaker 5: he don't even look like he really played ball. He
Speaker 5: looked at men be a coach seven feet seven inches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you look at like the super tall dudes
Speaker 4: in the NBA and none of them are American.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And then the second one was a the knees
Speaker 5: player table. Wow, what about the tallest woman like in modeling?
Speaker 5: In modeling? Yeah, would you play at that? A supermodel? Yeah?
Speaker 9: That's not really for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm just saying what you humble ass? Fuck?
Speaker 5: That was a great answer.
Speaker 9: It's like, it's not for me to decide.
Speaker 8: What are you talking about?
Speaker 11: What I would most guys would be like, yeah, you
Speaker 11: know when I'm free, if I was available.
Speaker 4: I feel like models aren't like the traditional beauty that
Speaker 4: we see in models aren't really attracted to noble people.
Speaker 4: I don't look at models and say, oh, she's so bad.
Speaker 4: When I see real girls in life, I think they're
Speaker 4: of man.
Speaker 5: That's what all y'all say.
Speaker 9: That's true.
Speaker 5: It's true. A lot of these models are.
Speaker 8: They don't have conventionally pretty faces looking weird. There are
Speaker 8: because their bodies are bony and.
Speaker 5: Their heads are small.
Speaker 4: That's what I hear.
Speaker 8: But then not be in the places where they're at,
Speaker 8: and everybody's like they're like falling apart and like trying
Speaker 8: to get them drinks and doing that. Well, no, I
Speaker 8: mean it's certain people now, like like what a model
Speaker 8: is now is different than what a model used to be, right,
Speaker 8: Like now you just got to be cute and like
Speaker 8: a jinner or hoodid.
Speaker 5: Like those girls are not ugly, but like like legitimate models.
Speaker 8: Used to look like they had weird faces and weird
Speaker 8: white long mals.
Speaker 5: Exactly. They have that hangar body and like the long
Speaker 5: shoulders and then.
Speaker 9: You wipe their eyebrows off, they look like.
Speaker 5: Exactly.
Speaker 4: I mean, come on, I mean yeah, when I see
Speaker 4: models and I'm like, oh, that's a model, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I will take a chap work.
Speaker 5: That wow for the food that she drinks home after
Speaker 5: her ship.
Speaker 9: And she's thirty.
Speaker 5: She got Yeah, you have These models ain't sturdy at all.
Speaker 5: They real whatever. The episode of sturdy is when.
Speaker 4: These big girls pop up on that Instagram they look
Speaker 4: way better than like the brave girls.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but a lot of these models too, are like
Speaker 8: thirteen fourteen years old, so you shouldn't let anyway.
Speaker 5: The lesson is not said, look at that boom. I
Speaker 5: feel like you just passed all the chests. One more question.
Speaker 5: Alcohol is the ladder.
Speaker 9: A ladder, Yeah, well ladders coming different sides.
Speaker 8: It is true.
Speaker 5: Really, I felt like there was like a no, there's
Speaker 5: a little universal one ladder. We could have edited that.
Speaker 9: Five minutes early.
Speaker 5: Last the standard height of a ladder of.
Speaker 9: A of a standard height of a ladder.
Speaker 5: I don't I can't answer that quest. What's the answer?
Speaker 5: Because do you know you just went to home depot
Speaker 5: dot com. She's about the phone a friend? You want
Speaker 5: to know who you just asked that question? That was
Speaker 5: really down. What's something that I told people that you feel?
Speaker 5: Like most people listening don't know? But the daily like
Speaker 5: do your needs be bothering you? Like?
Speaker 8: But I.
Speaker 5: Think, uh, what if?
Speaker 9: Anything?
Speaker 4: Irks me the most is when people think they can
Speaker 4: open up a conversation talking about your body.
Speaker 5: This is coming from a man, Ladies, do you hear this?
Speaker 8: A man is telling me the thing that irks him
Speaker 8: is when people open up a conversation talking about his body.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean women all the time. It happens, but
Speaker 5: it's not okay what men do the women either? Right?
Speaker 2: No, it's not right.
Speaker 5: No, it never. It's never like people come up to
Speaker 5: you and they.
Speaker 4: Be like, hey, people love talking about your body. And
Speaker 4: also men do this thing where they have to tell
Speaker 4: you what they would do with your body, like if they.
Speaker 5: Had your milicism. Brother, I'll be six six back in
Speaker 5: the day.
Speaker 9: If I had that, you still be working at home.
Speaker 5: Dash.
Speaker 4: You are undisciplined, You're just not a very So people
Speaker 4: love to tell you what they would do with your body.
Speaker 5: If I was as tall as this letter, you find
Speaker 5: out how tall standard letters? Yeah, it's whatever. The first
Speaker 5: she want to climb aboard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people love telling people. But you can't do that
Speaker 4: but other people, right, I couldn't just walk home to
Speaker 4: a girl and ask her how much she weighs or
Speaker 4: ask her questions like that. But people think it's okay,
Speaker 4: you look stupid right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, so you're offended. I'm not offended. It's
Speaker 5: just something I don't entertain anymore. Well. See, that's the thing.
Speaker 8: Like when I was, you know, a couple of years ago,
Speaker 8: I would always put my tallest friend next to my
Speaker 8: shortest friend if we were.
Speaker 5: Out somewhere, like because I had a friend that was
Speaker 5: like four feet and every time we went out there was.
Speaker 4: A tall dude.
Speaker 5: I'm like, joya, joya, come say that to this man
Speaker 5: that we don't know, and then I would just put
Speaker 5: them next to each other and laugh and last.
Speaker 8: And then when I was somebody who was really tall,
Speaker 8: I'd find the shortest person in the room and be like, Andrew, Andrew,
Speaker 8: come say that this lady that we don't know, and
Speaker 8: then I would just last.
Speaker 5: Look like, you're like one of the most humble guests
Speaker 5: that I've been here. I just feel like you're you're
Speaker 5: not very confident, but not like you don't gloat about
Speaker 5: how like awesome we're doing. You know that's the lights
Speaker 5: can tendencies do this tall you'd be.
Speaker 11: I can't wait to interview your roommate. I feel like
Speaker 11: he's gonna be real old.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, he's humble right now. He's a broken man.
Speaker 5: Yeah he's he's handicapped at the moment, but me is
Speaker 5: back in order ship.
Speaker 9: It's not slowing him down.
Speaker 5: He's still that's crazy.
Speaker 8: Listen if that's why I'm not on tender because you
Speaker 8: don't you can't tell ladies if the dude legs are
Speaker 8: broken or not.
Speaker 5: I'm not on gender because I'm bready That's what I'm no.
Speaker 5: I'm just listen, Look like, is this not about me?
Speaker 5: Asking me question. I've never been on gender. I've never been.
Speaker 5: I've never done any of the apps.
Speaker 3: None of them.
Speaker 5: But I mean I was on the chat line when
Speaker 5: I was a kid. You know, chat line was a
Speaker 5: game because you move fast. It was a game with me.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to hear other people voices, like you
Speaker 5: can't go outside either.
Speaker 9: Wait, what's the chat line?
Speaker 5: See? That's how old city is, you know, you know, doll,
Speaker 5: somebody picked up the phone. I feel like the chat
Speaker 5: line is like a nine hundred numbers No, I think
Speaker 5: it was eight. You wan to actually call.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you have to call up, and then you have
Speaker 11: to press what group you're gonna be in, and then
Speaker 11: you a whole bunch of people talking.
Speaker 5: And then you would just talking this group. When you
Speaker 5: said chat line, I looked at that. You met chat
Speaker 5: room like I was on that. I was on that too,
Speaker 5: but not really. It's just the one of people you
Speaker 5: can't see talking over each other.
Speaker 11: And then somebody would be really funny like, hey, you
Speaker 11: you want to you want to talk to her other room?
Speaker 5: I'm not sure? And then how do you get to
Speaker 5: another room? And then you give that person your number?
Speaker 15: Yow.
Speaker 8: I sound like some stone age dating right this, I'd
Speaker 8: rather be on Tinder at least I can see your
Speaker 8: face even.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I used to talk to this one
Speaker 11: dude for like months and his voice was so amazing.
Speaker 5: And then finally somebody was like, Yo, that gropuld probably
Speaker 5: like five hundred house, probably just on a couch. She's
Speaker 5: not even moving you. They scare that and like, yo
Speaker 5: a bit to he looks like ship you missing that
Speaker 5: eye him? Like Yo, you're probably talking to somebody uncle
Speaker 5: right now, Like I'm Sydney. We're learning so much. We
Speaker 5: gotta wrap this up.
Speaker 8: Okay, But clerk got tall things to do or he's
Speaker 8: gonna go home and call it tall.
Speaker 9: People chat.
Speaker 5: The clerk. Where can people find you? What are you doing?
Speaker 5: You got to show what's your Twitter? Instagram for stuff too?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I am the clerk.
Speaker 5: You could just send me up. I think that's the
Speaker 5: same for Instagram. It's just it's I am, like I
Speaker 5: am legends and the clerk e c l.
Speaker 9: Very very hatious.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and if you want to, you can find me
Speaker 5: a project park. I'm doing pull ups. It's a playground.
Speaker 1: And you take photos, so you're also doing like like
Speaker 1: a special if like you know you come with your
Speaker 1: titties out, you get like headshots.
Speaker 5: From I'm not doing photos.
Speaker 8: You're like, okay, so I want you to get in
Speaker 8: a tub with foods roll ups, spread peanut butter on
Speaker 8: your forehead.
Speaker 5: It would be very artistic. And you stop talking of
Speaker 5: these photographers photographers? So do you have anything coming up
Speaker 5: where people can catch you? Where can people catch your
Speaker 5: Like the website?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I'm starting to blog like video series.
Speaker 4: I talked to you about that, and yeah, I should
Speaker 4: be putting up some episodes and I've been working with
Speaker 4: my equipment make sure that if I put it out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think I'm there.
Speaker 9: I think it's good, so I.
Speaker 5: Can check out that in the next two weeks. It
Speaker 5: should be the first episode.
Speaker 4: It's just you or it's gonna be You're gonna watch it,
Speaker 4: so you're gonna find out you watch it, and then
Speaker 4: I'll come back on and.
Speaker 9: Then we'll talk about it again.
Speaker 5: Where can people find this? It'll be on my YouTube channel.
Speaker 5: So I am.
Speaker 8: Beautiful always would be catching me and Sydney, Dash and
Speaker 8: Dick every second Saturday at our monthly show at Carmel
Speaker 8: Lounge the second Saturday of every month. It's a bomb
Speaker 8: ass comedy show. The clerk is on it several times
Speaker 8: and killed it. Probably definitely all the panties in the room. Actually,
Speaker 8: this Saturday is this Saturday Saturday. The show starts at
Speaker 8: eight o'clock and you can catch me on Instagram at
Speaker 8: Greezy r e E e z y and then you
Speaker 8: can catch my YouTube videos at miss Reezy sr ez.
Speaker 11: Why Sydney, where you at, girl girl, I'm on the
Speaker 11: unofficial expert page on Instagram and I'm on Instagram by myself, yes.
Speaker 5: Or no? Just to b Yeah, all right, thank you
Speaker 5: so much, Sydney guys. Go check out them standard heype.
Speaker 8: Ladders and n't get to subscribe and comment on this podcast.
Speaker 5: Baby. We'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 13: Bye.
Speaker 5: Yes