WEBVTT - "The TALL Expert" with Leclerc Andre 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:10.760 Hey, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney Marie. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:13.360 Oh guys, hey gang, Hey doing. 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:15.080 How you doing, Marie? 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:16.200 I'm doing really well. 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:19.360 Actually, you know what, you know what people ask you 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:21.720 how you do it and you just say that, but 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:23.640 you know you got no money. 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:27.200 Oh yeah, you defin don't have any food fresh out 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:30.319 of snack. I just looked three times, you know. The 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:31.960 third time You're like, maybe I'll see something that I 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:35.080 didn't see before. It was like nope, same old cheese, 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:36.560 just mad space in that. 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:38.720 But you know what, we could get some cheesecake after this. 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:40.600 Actually, I mean I have cheesecake in the fridge. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:43.280 I mean I brought you a milkshake, so I obviously 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:44.720 I'm bringing something to the table. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.080 Yeah, diabetes, shut up. 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.920 I'm doing great as well. I mean I went to 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:53.960 the dentist again this morning. 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.080 Twice and you haven't been in like ten years. 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.800 Yeah, well, I have to I have sessions, so. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.720 Damn dude, Like that's how bad. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:05.280 Yeah, well, they gave me the whole lineup of things 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:08.040 that I have to do and I have to replace 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:10.040 nine fillings. 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.000 Yeah I have to re said that on the podcast. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:13.640 Well I don't care. 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.360 Hey, I have the white fillings just in case, just 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:17.720 so I want to know, I don't have that metal 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:18.559 shit in my mouth. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:22.520 I got the what is it, resin? I have resin filling. 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:24.000 It's good, all right. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:25.560 Yeah, so I gotta do that. I gotta have a 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.920 real canal. I gotta get a cap, I gotta get 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:31.760 a deep cleaning. It's gonna come me like five thousand dollars. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.720 I like, how you think that's hilarious. You don't think 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:35.560 that's funny. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:40.280 I was like, it's gonna go to be four thousand dollars, 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:41.000 actually five. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.119 But I went back and remember last show, I said 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:47.040 that the girl who was giving me X rays has 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:47.480 a hickey. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:52.120 It's a birthmark. So I felt, are you you birthmark? 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:55.520 Shame time I didn't. It looked like a damn hickey. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:56.960 Damn. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.080 So I just want to say, she probably a virgin. 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:01.880 She probably never even seen a dick or vagina. Oh no, no, 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:03.760 she was leaving right after. She's like, I've got another 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:08.280 an appointment. Anyway, she didn't have a hickey, and or 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.000 she told you it was a birthmark, and you believed 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.359 her this time because you're dumb. Hickeys go away. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.040 Maybe it's a different hickey. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.240 Shut up, Marie, do it. When's the last time you 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.160 had a hickey? 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:21.519 How old am I? 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:26.600 How old are you? That's a good motherfucking question. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.080 Divided by nineteen ninety three? 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:38.040 Have you ever had a hickey before? Yes, Sidney, I'm 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:41.440 a millennial. I feel like I feel like Canlen Keller 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.200 had hickeys? Okay, I feel like everybody in the history 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.200 of next has had a hickey. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.160 Stevie Wonder probably got hickey right now. Actually that's kind 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.000 of Gross's come on, who. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:53.720 Is sucking on Stevie Wonder's neck? Somebody who has to 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:57.080 move that one dread to the side. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:01.080 Yo, somebody that's moving at one thin left. 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:03.400 Let me tell you, when you die, there's could be 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.639 mad people like, yes it was time. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:07.600 It was time for her to die. 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.400 Listen, When I die, I want you to come in 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:13.160 with like the baby girl T shirts and all that, 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.480 like the airbrushed face stuff. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.520 And then I want you guys to just like, you know, 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.840 roast the dead. Baddy just want to be a rope. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:22.639 I'm like, that's the way they chose. 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.160 No, when I die, I want to be buried in 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:30.359 corn roads. You have I no you're gonna. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:33.480 Have irisins underneath that, like you gonna have a wig 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:34.240 on top and you can. 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.800 I want straight up corn roads and then like maybe 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:38.240 like a little but at the bottom, you know what 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.520 I mean, because that's classic. Well I won't be at that, 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.720 because I won't be at that funeral. Just let you know, 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:43.880 because that's Haitian. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:44.680 No you go there. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.680 I want to make sure they put a blue eyeshot 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:50.760 on you and a nice and a nice caty. I 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:52.560 want you to have a nice cat eye. Oh yeah, 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.080 I gotta have a cat I want to die otherwise 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.880 the caska gotta be closed. And when I die, I 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:58.640 just want to make sure you give me a bang. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:01.440 That's all I ask. And a bang like a no, no, no, 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:02.880 I want like a Chinese bang. 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:07.320 I want like a blunt, very blunt, like okay, all right, 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:10.400 make sure you take care of it, but I don't 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:10.600 have to. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:11.080 Do it myself. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.800 Can it be a clip on bangs? Like a like 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.960 a synthetic bang? Was it gonna be human hair? Is 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:17.480 what I'm asking? 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.400 Would you give your mother a clip on bang? My 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:23.480 mom doesn't do bangs. My mom has Senegalese twists. Anyway, 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:28.680 Maria what the hell were your expert in? That's what 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:30.760 you start with you, because I'm still thinking about what 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.800 all things I killed this week? I'm an expert in 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:39.279 wearing white jeans. Okay, deity, Okay, First of all, where 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:40.760 are these genes from? First of all, I got the 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:41.719 knees out. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:45.040 You do, and it's cloudy af outside. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.000 Well, Alexa is a damn lie, That's what it is. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:49.560 She told me it was going to be like Sonny 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:50.640 and seventy five. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.839 She lied. You know, when people tell you what the 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.760 weather is going to be, you can look outside and 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.640 see what it is, right Like, you don't have any 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.120 windows in that terrible apartment. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.440 Anyways, I have white jeans on, and I have a 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:05.320 white bodysuit as well. I was about to kill it 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:06.440 today on a Thursday. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:06.960 They wasn't. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.320 I was like, yoa the weekend is coming up. Let 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:13.880 me show you all to prelude to the weekend, the prolong. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:19.120 The pre regular. Yo. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.279 Let me show these holes how you went to a 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.480 dentists all in all at eight am, nigga, I was 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.919 there all everybody was looking like yo, what? 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.440 First of all, I wasn't even open. I got there 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.880 at seven point thirty. Why was you so early to 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:36.840 you really a mad tea? Yeah, any sessions just in 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:38.600 case they needed to extract some shit. I was like, 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.920 let me get there early. So anyway, I get there 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.360 and it's nothing but poor people in the lobby because 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.080 they can't go to the dentist office. 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:46.599 Yet we had to wait until like eight ten. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.800 So I'm in there and I'm telling you, the dustiest, 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:54.400 the oldest men were just like googling my like looking 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.440 at like my body, like it was the best body 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:57.159 they ever seen. 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.960 I was like, these niggas got glaucoma. They can't see. 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:01.760 They think I have an ass like they was looking 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.960 at because I was like standing. I couldn't sit because 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:05.760 I just pointed out at the dentist. You're trying to 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.240 get them feelings. I was arching out back. I was 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:10.960 arching out buck you. 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:13.000 He says, gonna cost five thousand dollars. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.520 You're trying to get some old cor man I wanna 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.920 spend his medicaid. Listen when I tell you, I let 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.039 my Metro card fall in front of me and I 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:22.640 just dipped it low and. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.840 Pick it up slow. You bending. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:31.320 You're doing the most in these white jeans and so 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.920 then finally I put my jacket down and I sat 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:35.400 down because I was like, I gotta sit. I'm gonna 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.840 be here for a while. And a guy was eating 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:39.560 a bagel next to me. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:41.920 The dude that the dentist was eating a bagel was 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.440 eating a Bold because he's messy, that's Bold. This dude 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:47.919 took the other half of the bagel and he's like, 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:53.039 you want it. I was like, that ass, this ass 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.200 is fat enough to get not the whole bagel, but 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:55.920 the aff of it. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:57.120 Was it butter of cream cheese? 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.599 Nope, it was dry as if it was nothing on 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.360 the bagel, nothing on that. He was giving me a 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.279 dry ass. That's why he gave it to you, because 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:06.640 he was like, this wasn't a mistake. I shouldn't be 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.239 here right here, shut up bitch. 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:11.480 Anyway, So yeah, people were looking at me left and right. 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:18.000 I was getting mad compliments in the NYU Dentistry and 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.480 even even one of the student aids was like those 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:21.040 are cute. 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.760 I was like, thank you everything. Listen, a seventeen year 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:25.680 old girl told you that your pants were cute, and 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:29.520 then she cleaned your teeth, like are those being wet seal? 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:32.880 Are they all those wet seal Oh those Charlotte Ruth. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.559 I want to tell you right now, your flies down open, 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:36.920 oh wow exposed. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:38.840 Well, our guests don't need to know you. 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:39.200 That will. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.080 Well that's why I think they took one hundred dollars 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:44.400 off my bill. No, they took one hundred dollars off. 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.360 But they was like, Yo, we're gonna make all of 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:51.040 the money for the year in his mouth, Yo, one 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.680 hundred dollars comp what that what that mouth do? 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:54.280 Yeah? 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.160 That mouth need to go to the dentist. That's what 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:56.880 was going on. 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:59.520 So, yeah, I wore the white jeans, got half a bagel, 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.640 ab say, I didn't eat it, but I didn't want 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:02.080 to be rude. 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:03.040 He was an older guy. 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:03.360 You know. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:05.560 You know when your uncles give you something, you just 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:05.960 take it. 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:09.800 No, some people, he really creepy uncle in his face. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.520 You know when your uncle give you something, you just 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:14.160 take it and then you know, hide for like thirty 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:19.160 years and be like uncle Raymond touched me. Wow, you 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:22.040 know what, we just gonna shift gears and talk about 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:25.600 me for a minute. Because Sydney's dealing with some left 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:28.880 time some left time movie stuff right now, and that 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:31.080 is I just want to say on the record, my 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:32.560 uncle's never touched me. 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:36.520 They just looked. They didn't even there was nothing. They 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:37.640 just watched. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.480 Yo, they would listen, there was nothing to look at. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:44.520 They always put me on some extra extra large white d's. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.640 I didn't even get pajamas they put me in. It 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.160 went down to the flow. I had a shirt dress 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:51.520 on for pajamas. 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.319 I mean, you don't want to do that as a kid, though. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:57.000 See you didn't have you walking around but ass naked. No, no, 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:58.200 why would they do that? 0:08:58.200 --> 0:08:58.840 That's what I'm saying. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.679 Anyway, Citney, thank you for eating up so much time 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:05.280 up top. Luckily for you, I wasn't really an expert 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:09.600 at much this week. I was an expert at networking. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.720 And what that means is I would go to a show, 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:13.840 kill it and then tell people to listen to the podcast. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.760 Oh there it is. Hopefully all those lovely white women 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.959 are listening right now. There it is Amber, Alison, Katie 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.520 Rosa's a bunch of people that I met the other 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:26.160 day and and business card did you? I mean I 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.160 left like some on the train just because I was 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.240 like somebody on the train, like what time this and 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:30.840 listen to it? 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:35.040 Listen bitched carts two cards. First of all, I've spent 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.760 my heart on money. If you don't put it on 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.840 the train, I dere'serve more than. 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.679 They fell out of my purse and I didn't want 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.400 to miss my step, so I left them on the ground. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.640 So next time, I'm gonna be better next So. 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.480 You are good at networking, I'll see you out here 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.760 at these clubs or whatever, just taking drinks for free 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.559 and not saying thank you, and be like, yeah, it 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:54.200 comes to the show. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:55.360 That's that's not true. 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:58.040 I always say thank you when somebody short or ugly 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:58.720 does be a drink. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.600 I thank you. You want my phone number so. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.760 We can be friends, and then I'll give them the number, 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.480 and then the last digit will be wrong. Oh you 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.320 know what, I probably shouldn't say that, because I gave 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:11.960 the dude the information of the podcast. 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.600 Yeah, and remember the guy last week that I gave 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.480 the business card to and. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.360 Then he ended up hitting you up and then saying, hey, 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.280 it was nice to meeting you. Put on my DMS 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.600 and was like so nice to meet you. Oh I 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.760 saw you at checkers and I was like, no, you 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.880 didn't because I don't go there, and he was. 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:31.080 Like, uh, you know what it was your You had locks, you. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:34.480 Were slim, and I was like, no, you're on Instagram. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.360 You see that. I didn't have a single photo with locks. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:38.560 And he was like, oh, you. 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:41.600 Know it was your homegirl on the couch and I 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.480 was like, you knew it wasn't me and he was 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.920 like no, I really honestly did not know. Like he 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:49.280 doesn't know how Instagram photos were. Did he slide in 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.960 your dams? I haven't even checked, but I feel like 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.480 shit that, like he'd hit me up. I gave him 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:57.920 a business card. He's like, you know what, I feel 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.160 like I'm not gonna win with this one. With the 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:04.680 Lauren hill Lock Photlock's bitch, I'm gonna hit that. Uh 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:08.440 that natural hair queen of Marie Boo. 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:09.760 I was like blocked. 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:11.680 I hope he's listening to the podcast. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:19.000 Thank you Rock Sheet shout out to Jarnell. Hey, Darnell Uh. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:22.160 I feel like our guest today is somebody who probably 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.680 does not get curved and ever like her. I can't 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:29.079 see why somebody would, but I mean, your ankles are 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.320 out and I really don't respect. How long can you 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.679 have you introduce this person before you go in on 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:41.880 his uh his long angles. Yes, our expert today is 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:43.160 he's a comedian. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.880 He's uh, he's just an all like. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:49.480 He's a film you're a filmmaker too, right, he's you 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:54.720 got those amateur pornos, the world star pornos. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.280 Yes, he's a photographer. 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:59.720 He's a he's a great dude. His name is uh oh, 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:03.560 and he is our tall experts. Yes, this is give 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:04.720 it up for the clerk, Andre. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:09.760 Yeah, you hear that void. Change that fucking voice. Man, 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:11.839 don't give me that podcast, give me a real ship. 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:12.839 That's his real voice. 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:14.480 This is my room autumn voice. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:16.040 Yo. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.400 Is everybody moist listening. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:21.240 For you ladies? 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.520 Moist voice? 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.040 Yeah, let's talk about. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.040 I think y'all just heard yourselves for so long that 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:28.760 hearing the man? 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:29.360 Wow? 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:30.120 Wow? 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.600 Did he say that we're dry? That the push black 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:35.200 cob webs? Is that what you're saying? 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:40.199 Spoken like a tall so clerk, let's just go. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.880 We're just gonna critique the outfit from head to toe 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:47.760 tode head. You have won a Sperry boat shoe socks 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:53.760 or no socks, no socks, socks, okay, like a dainty ballet. 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.360 So you do have some black friends because you got. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.240 I thought you didn't have one socks, that's how little 0:12:58.240 --> 0:12:59.120 of them. Wow. 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.920 Okay, let me see your feet. Take it out. 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:02.959 You're really about to show you. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:04.000 Let me see your toes. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:08.000 Let me see it. They're good. They're beautiful. 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.880 Wow. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.680 Wow, like I've never seen the light skins. My god. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:17.760 Wow beautiful. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:19.000 Yo. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.440 Your toes look like fingers, like a nice hand. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:24.520 Wow. 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:28.760 Because anybody sucked your toes before, because I wouldn't, But like, 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:33.959 they're beautiful. I just want to shake your foot right now, like. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.000 So much foot torn in here right now? 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.760 Yo, let me hold on, Sidney, don't you take it 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:40.240 out for the rest of the Yo. 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:44.240 Sidney's creepy one does the feet? She all right? Well 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:44.839 we lost Sidney. 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.400 Listen, you can you can make some good money on 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:50.720 a seeking arrangements. My man, there's somebody who would want 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:52.440 to do some crazy things in them feet. 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:54.920 And you ain't got no corns on a pinch. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:55.640 Wow. 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:02.040 That mean you wear shoes your size? What Sidney? Let 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:03.800 me You can't even we can't even get away from 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:09.200 his feet. He's wearing a distressed uh bleated. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:11.880 Wash Yeah no, that's not acid like bleached. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:12.440 Uh. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:16.120 This is arts and craft jeans you got going on here? 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.120 No, it's like like a cropped pant. What size pants 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:20.560 do you wear? Like, what's the I don't know how 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:21.920 men's pans wear work, but like. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:22.840 What thirty four? 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:27.720 Thirty four, thirty thirty four? I feel like that sounds 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:31.360 I feel like it seems small. No, like a thirty 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.080 four in like your waist and the length is the 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:35.080 same length. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:37.080 It's not. That's not how it works. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:38.560 I think that that's how it worked. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:41.840 But yeah, my end scene is thirty four or thirty six. 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:43.480 If I can find him at thirty six, it's hard 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:43.880 to find you. 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.200 Hear that, ladies, if you can find at thirty. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:47.400 Clerk, how told are you? 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:48.240 I'm six six? 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:51.840 That lady six six six? 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:52.920 Yeah? 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.920 It six six? Like what what I mean? 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:56.880 We probably should have googled some people who are also 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.840 sixty six, But Michael Jordan's six I was going to 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.120 That was one of my freaking questions, all right, said, 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.320 moving on, who else is six six? 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.760 Uh? I don't know Michael Jordan. You just stopped at 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:08.280 Michael Jordan. 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.760 You're like, I'm all fit, wait, ch quill on you 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.680 like he's like seven twelve? 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:16.640 Really is the seventh foot yeah. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.040 How did anybody have sex with him? 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:19.520 Uh? 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:26.600 You know, I'm really desperately. Just please don't crush me 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.840 when you're done. Okay, that's cool. So but does it 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:30.720 Do you play basketball? 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:33.240 Or did you play basketball? I wasn't particularly good. 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.000 I mean I could see that you feel like you look, 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.760 you know, like you you don't want any scratches on 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:39.240 your body. 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.400 I just wasn't trying to get corns on my feet. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.280 I know you, honestly, And I could tell like you 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.240 don't even play rugby or anything, no lacrosse or nothing. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.600 He did roll to the studio. The studio is my house. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:53.080 He rolled to the studio in a with a longboard. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.520 He had a longboard on six ' six on a skateboard. 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:58.520 How does that look on the street. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:00.600 Okay, I'm living my life. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:02.920 I just I feel like I've never seen a tall 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.160 person on a skateboard before. 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.080 Tony Hawk is like six four. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:10.320 Tony Hawk, White, Tony Hawk, you know. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:18.160 Not to be confused with the Mexican Tony. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.640 In two thousand and seven, I had a drug dealer 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.360 named Tony Hawk and he was black. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.720 So yeah, but that was in his real name. 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:29.400 Okay, yeah, you were and you have like a peach 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:30.960 colored shirt on as well. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:33.800 It's beautiful. His skin looks great. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.840 You sound like you want the clerk. For those of 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:40.800 y'all who are listening, micles like the stretched out version 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:43.080 of a guess that we had. He was our light 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:48.360 skin expert like you do. 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:50.400 You guys look like you guys could be related. And 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.400 I didn't realize that until I saw you guys together 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:53.120 the other day. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:54.360 I've never gotten that. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:56.240 Well, you guys were standing next to each other and 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.120 I was like, I can kind of see it. 0:16:58.560 --> 0:16:59.920 You guys kind of resemble. 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:03.560 I mean, if length Ston's was your height and had 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:13.280