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Speaker 1: Hey, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney Marie.

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Speaker 2: Oh guys, hey gang, Hey doing.

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Speaker 3: How you doing, Marie?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing really well.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, you know what people ask you

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Speaker 3: how you do it and you just say that, but

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Speaker 3: you know you got no money.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you defin don't have any food fresh out

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Speaker 1: of snack. I just looked three times, you know. The

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Speaker 1: third time You're like, maybe I'll see something that I

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Speaker 1: didn't see before. It was like nope, same old cheese,

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Speaker 1: just mad space in that.

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Speaker 3: But you know what, we could get some cheesecake after this.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I mean I have cheesecake in the fridge.

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Speaker 3: I mean I brought you a milkshake, so I obviously

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Speaker 3: I'm bringing something to the table.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, diabetes, shut up.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing great as well. I mean I went to

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Speaker 3: the dentist again this morning.

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Speaker 2: Twice and you haven't been in like ten years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I have to I have sessions, so.

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Speaker 2: Damn dude, Like that's how bad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they gave me the whole lineup of things

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Speaker 3: that I have to do and I have to replace

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Speaker 3: nine fillings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I have to re said that on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Well I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I have the white fillings just in case, just

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Speaker 1: so I want to know, I don't have that metal

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Speaker 1: shit in my mouth.

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Speaker 3: I got the what is it, resin? I have resin filling.

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Speaker 2: It's good, all right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I gotta do that. I gotta have a

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Speaker 3: real canal. I gotta get a cap, I gotta get

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Speaker 3: a deep cleaning. It's gonna come me like five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: I like, how you think that's hilarious. You don't think

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Speaker 2: that's funny.

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Speaker 3: I was like, it's gonna go to be four thousand dollars,

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Speaker 3: actually five.

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Speaker 1: But I went back and remember last show, I said

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Speaker 1: that the girl who was giving me X rays has

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Speaker 1: a hickey.

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Speaker 3: It's a birthmark. So I felt, are you you birthmark?

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Speaker 3: Shame time I didn't. It looked like a damn hickey.

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Speaker 4: Damn.

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Speaker 3: So I just want to say, she probably a virgin.

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Speaker 3: She probably never even seen a dick or vagina. Oh no, no,

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Speaker 3: she was leaving right after. She's like, I've got another

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Speaker 3: an appointment. Anyway, she didn't have a hickey, and or

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Speaker 3: she told you it was a birthmark, and you believed

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Speaker 3: her this time because you're dumb. Hickeys go away.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's a different hickey.

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Speaker 3: Shut up, Marie, do it. When's the last time you

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Speaker 3: had a hickey?

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Speaker 2: How old am I?

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Speaker 3: How old are you? That's a good motherfucking question.

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Speaker 2: Divided by nineteen ninety three?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had a hickey before? Yes, Sidney, I'm

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Speaker 3: a millennial. I feel like I feel like Canlen Keller

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Speaker 3: had hickeys? Okay, I feel like everybody in the history

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Speaker 3: of next has had a hickey.

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Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder probably got hickey right now. Actually that's kind

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Speaker 2: of Gross's come on, who.

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Speaker 3: Is sucking on Stevie Wonder's neck? Somebody who has to

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Speaker 3: move that one dread to the side.

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Speaker 2: Yo, somebody that's moving at one thin left.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you, when you die, there's could be

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Speaker 1: mad people like, yes it was time.

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Speaker 2: It was time for her to die.

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Speaker 3: Listen, When I die, I want you to come in

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Speaker 3: with like the baby girl T shirts and all that,

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Speaker 3: like the airbrushed face stuff.

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Speaker 2: And then I want you guys to just like, you know,

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Speaker 2: roast the dead. Baddy just want to be a rope.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, that's the way they chose.

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Speaker 2: No, when I die, I want to be buried in

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Speaker 2: corn roads. You have I no you're gonna.

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Speaker 1: Have irisins underneath that, like you gonna have a wig

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Speaker 1: on top and you can.

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Speaker 3: I want straight up corn roads and then like maybe

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Speaker 3: like a little but at the bottom, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean, because that's classic. Well I won't be at that,

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Speaker 3: because I won't be at that funeral. Just let you know,

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Speaker 3: because that's Haitian.

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Speaker 2: No you go there.

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Speaker 3: I want to make sure they put a blue eyeshot

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Speaker 3: on you and a nice and a nice caty. I

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Speaker 3: want you to have a nice cat eye. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I gotta have a cat I want to die otherwise

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Speaker 3: the caska gotta be closed. And when I die, I

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Speaker 3: just want to make sure you give me a bang.

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Speaker 3: That's all I ask. And a bang like a no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I want like a Chinese bang.

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Speaker 1: I want like a blunt, very blunt, like okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: make sure you take care of it, but I don't

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Speaker 1: have to.

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Speaker 3: Do it myself.

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Speaker 2: Can it be a clip on bangs? Like a like

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Speaker 2: a synthetic bang? Was it gonna be human hair? Is

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Speaker 2: what I'm asking?

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Speaker 3: Would you give your mother a clip on bang? My

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Speaker 3: mom doesn't do bangs. My mom has Senegalese twists. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: Maria what the hell were your expert in? That's what

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Speaker 3: you start with you, because I'm still thinking about what

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Speaker 3: all things I killed this week? I'm an expert in

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Speaker 3: wearing white jeans. Okay, deity, Okay, First of all, where

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Speaker 3: are these genes from? First of all, I got the

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Speaker 3: knees out.

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Speaker 2: You do, and it's cloudy af outside.

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Speaker 1: Well, Alexa is a damn lie, That's what it is.

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Speaker 1: She told me it was going to be like Sonny

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Speaker 1: and seventy five.

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Speaker 3: She lied. You know, when people tell you what the

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Speaker 3: weather is going to be, you can look outside and

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Speaker 3: see what it is, right Like, you don't have any

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Speaker 3: windows in that terrible apartment.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I have white jeans on, and I have a

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Speaker 1: white bodysuit as well. I was about to kill it

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Speaker 1: today on a Thursday.

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Speaker 2: They wasn't.

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Speaker 3: I was like, yoa the weekend is coming up. Let

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Speaker 3: me show you all to prelude to the weekend, the prolong.

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Speaker 2: The pre regular. Yo.

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Speaker 3: Let me show these holes how you went to a

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Speaker 3: dentists all in all at eight am, nigga, I was

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Speaker 3: there all everybody was looking like yo, what?

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Speaker 1: First of all, I wasn't even open. I got there

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Speaker 1: at seven point thirty. Why was you so early to

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Speaker 1: you really a mad tea? Yeah, any sessions just in

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Speaker 1: case they needed to extract some shit. I was like,

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Speaker 1: let me get there early. So anyway, I get there

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Speaker 1: and it's nothing but poor people in the lobby because

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Speaker 1: they can't go to the dentist office.

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Speaker 3: Yet we had to wait until like eight ten.

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Speaker 1: So I'm in there and I'm telling you, the dustiest,

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Speaker 1: the oldest men were just like googling my like looking

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Speaker 1: at like my body, like it was the best body

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Speaker 3: I was like, these niggas got glaucoma. They can't see.

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Speaker 3: They think I have an ass like they was looking

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Speaker 3: at because I was like standing. I couldn't sit because

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Speaker 3: I just pointed out at the dentist. You're trying to

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Speaker 3: get them feelings. I was arching out back. I was

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Speaker 3: arching out buck you.

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Speaker 2: He says, gonna cost five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to get some old cor man I wanna

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Speaker 3: spend his medicaid. Listen when I tell you, I let

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Speaker 3: my Metro card fall in front of me and I

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Speaker 3: just dipped it low and.

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Speaker 2: Pick it up slow. You bending.

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Speaker 3: You're doing the most in these white jeans and so

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Speaker 3: then finally I put my jacket down and I sat

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Speaker 3: down because I was like, I gotta sit. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: be here for a while. And a guy was eating

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Speaker 3: a bagel next to me.

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Speaker 1: The dude that the dentist was eating a bagel was

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Speaker 1: eating a Bold because he's messy, that's Bold. This dude

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Speaker 1: took the other half of the bagel and he's like,

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Speaker 1: you want it. I was like, that ass, this ass

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Speaker 1: is fat enough to get not the whole bagel, but

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Speaker 2: Was it butter of cream cheese?

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Speaker 3: Nope, it was dry as if it was nothing on

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Speaker 3: the bagel, nothing on that. He was giving me a

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Speaker 3: dry ass. That's why he gave it to you, because

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Speaker 3: he was like, this wasn't a mistake. I shouldn't be

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Speaker 3: here right here, shut up bitch.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, So yeah, people were looking at me left and right.

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Speaker 1: I was getting mad compliments in the NYU Dentistry and

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Speaker 1: even even one of the student aids was like those

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Speaker 1: are cute.

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Speaker 3: I was like, thank you everything. Listen, a seventeen year

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Speaker 3: old girl told you that your pants were cute, and

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Speaker 3: then she cleaned your teeth, like are those being wet seal?

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Speaker 2: Are they all those wet seal Oh those Charlotte Ruth.

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Speaker 3: I want to tell you right now, your flies down open,

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Speaker 3: oh wow exposed.

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Speaker 2: Well, our guests don't need to know you.

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Speaker 5: That will.

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Speaker 3: Well that's why I think they took one hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: off my bill. No, they took one hundred dollars off.

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Speaker 3: But they was like, Yo, we're gonna make all of

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Speaker 3: the money for the year in his mouth, Yo, one

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars comp what that what that mouth do?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That mouth need to go to the dentist. That's what

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Speaker 3: was going on.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, I wore the white jeans, got half a bagel,

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Speaker 1: ab say, I didn't eat it, but I didn't want

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Speaker 3: He was an older guy.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 3: You know when your uncles give you something, you just

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Speaker 3: take it.

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Speaker 2: No, some people, he really creepy uncle in his face.

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Speaker 3: You know when your uncle give you something, you just

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Speaker 3: take it and then you know, hide for like thirty

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Speaker 3: years and be like uncle Raymond touched me. Wow, you

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Speaker 3: know what, we just gonna shift gears and talk about

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Speaker 3: me for a minute. Because Sydney's dealing with some left

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Speaker 3: time some left time movie stuff right now, and that

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Speaker 3: is I just want to say on the record, my

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Speaker 3: uncle's never touched me.

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Speaker 2: They just looked. They didn't even there was nothing. They

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Speaker 2: just watched.

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Speaker 1: Yo, they would listen, there was nothing to look at.

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Speaker 1: They always put me on some extra extra large white d's.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even get pajamas they put me in. It

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Speaker 1: went down to the flow. I had a shirt dress

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Speaker 1: on for pajamas.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you don't want to do that as a kid, though.

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Speaker 3: See you didn't have you walking around but ass naked. No, no,

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Speaker 3: why would they do that?

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Citney, thank you for eating up so much time

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Speaker 3: up top. Luckily for you, I wasn't really an expert

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Speaker 3: at much this week. I was an expert at networking.

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Speaker 3: And what that means is I would go to a show,

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Speaker 3: kill it and then tell people to listen to the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Oh there it is. Hopefully all those lovely white women

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Speaker 3: are listening right now. There it is Amber, Alison, Katie

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Speaker 3: Rosa's a bunch of people that I met the other

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Speaker 3: day and and business card did you? I mean I

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Speaker 2: So next time, I'm gonna be better next So.

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Speaker 1: You are good at networking, I'll see you out here

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Speaker 3: I always say thank you when somebody short or ugly

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Speaker 2: I thank you. You want my phone number so.

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Speaker 3: We can be friends, and then I'll give them the number,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and remember the guy last week that I gave

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Speaker 3: Then he ended up hitting you up and then saying, hey,

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Speaker 2: I was like blocked.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Rock Sheet shout out to Jarnell. Hey, Darnell Uh.

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Speaker 3: I feel like our guest today is somebody who probably

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Speaker 2: He's uh, he's just an all like.

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Speaker 1: He's a film you're a filmmaker too, right, he's you

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Speaker 3: Yes, he's a photographer.

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Speaker 2: He's a he's a great dude. His name is uh oh,

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Speaker 2: and he is our tall experts. Yes, this is give

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Speaker 2: it up for the clerk, Andre.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you hear that void. Change that fucking voice. Man,

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Speaker 3: don't give me that podcast, give me a real ship.

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Speaker 2: That's his real voice.

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Speaker 6: This is my room autumn voice.

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Speaker 5: Yo.

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Speaker 3: Is everybody moist listening.

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Speaker 2: For you ladies?

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Speaker 6: Moist voice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about.

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Speaker 6: I think y'all just heard yourselves for so long that

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Did he say that we're dry? That the push black

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Speaker 3: cob webs? Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 2: Spoken like a tall so clerk, let's just go.

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Speaker 3: We're just gonna critique the outfit from head to toe

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Speaker 3: tode head. You have won a Sperry boat shoe socks

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Speaker 3: or no socks, no socks, socks, okay, like a dainty ballet.

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Speaker 3: So you do have some black friends because you got.

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Speaker 2: I thought you didn't have one socks, that's how little

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Speaker 2: of them. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me see your feet. Take it out.

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Speaker 2: You're really about to show you.

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Speaker 3: Let me see your toes.

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Speaker 2: Let me see it. They're good. They're beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow, like I've never seen the light skins. My god.

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Speaker 5: Yo.

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Speaker 3: Your toes look like fingers, like a nice hand.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Because anybody sucked your toes before, because I wouldn't, But like,

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Speaker 3: they're beautiful. I just want to shake your foot right now, like.

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Speaker 2: So much foot torn in here right now?

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Speaker 3: Yo, let me hold on, Sidney, don't you take it

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Speaker 2: Sidney's creepy one does the feet? She all right? Well

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Speaker 2: we lost Sidney.

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Speaker 1: Listen, you can you can make some good money on

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Speaker 1: a seeking arrangements. My man, there's somebody who would want

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Speaker 3: And you ain't got no corns on a pinch.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: That mean you wear shoes your size? What Sidney? Let

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Speaker 2: me You can't even we can't even get away from

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Speaker 3: Wash Yeah no, that's not acid like bleached.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 3: This is arts and craft jeans you got going on here?

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Speaker 2: No, it's like like a cropped pant. What size pants

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Speaker 2: do you wear? Like, what's the I don't know how

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Speaker 2: men's pans wear work, but like.

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Speaker 6: What thirty four?

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Speaker 3: Thirty four, thirty thirty four? I feel like that sounds

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Speaker 3: I feel like it seems small. No, like a thirty

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Speaker 6: It's not. That's not how it works.

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Speaker 2: I think that that's how it worked.

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Speaker 6: But yeah, my end scene is thirty four or thirty six.

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Speaker 6: If I can find him at thirty six, it's hard

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Speaker 3: Hear that, ladies, if you can find at thirty.

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Speaker 2: Clerk, how told are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm six six?

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Speaker 2: That lady six six six?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It six six? Like what what I mean?

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Speaker 3: We probably should have googled some people who are also

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Speaker 3: sixty six, But Michael Jordan's six I was going to

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Speaker 3: That was one of my freaking questions, all right, said,

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Speaker 3: moving on, who else is six six?

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Speaker 2: Uh? I don't know Michael Jordan. You just stopped at

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Speaker 3: You're like, I'm all fit, wait, ch quill on you

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Speaker 3: like he's like seven twelve?

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Speaker 6: Really is the seventh foot yeah.

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Speaker 2: How did anybody have sex with him?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm really desperately. Just please don't crush me

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Speaker 2: when you're done. Okay, that's cool. So but does it

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Speaker 2: Do you play basketball?

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Speaker 6: Or did you play basketball? I wasn't particularly good.

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Speaker 1: I mean I could see that you feel like you look,

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Speaker 1: you know, like you you don't want any scratches on

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Speaker 6: I just wasn't trying to get corns on my feet.

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Speaker 3: I know you, honestly, And I could tell like you

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Speaker 3: don't even play rugby or anything, no lacrosse or nothing.

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Speaker 3: He did roll to the studio. The studio is my house.

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Speaker 3: He rolled to the studio in a with a longboard.

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Speaker 3: He had a longboard on six ' six on a skateboard.

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Speaker 2: How does that look on the street.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm living my life.

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Speaker 3: I just I feel like I've never seen a tall

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Speaker 6: Tony Hawk is like six four.

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Speaker 3: Tony Hawk, White, Tony Hawk, you know.

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Speaker 4: Not to be confused with the Mexican Tony.

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Speaker 3: In two thousand and seven, I had a drug dealer

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Speaker 2: So yeah, but that was in his real name.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you were and you have like a peach

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Speaker 3: It's beautiful. His skin looks great.

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Speaker 2: You sound like you want the clerk. For those of

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Speaker 2: y'all who are listening, micles like the stretched out version

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Speaker 3: You guys look like you guys could be related. And

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize that until I saw you guys together

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Speaker 3: the other day.

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Speaker 6: I've never gotten that.

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Speaker 3: Well, you guys were standing next to each other and

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Speaker 3: I was like, I can kind of see it.

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Speaker 2: You guys kind of resemble.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if length Ston's was your height and had

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop talking about and no more, no more

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Speaker 3: shots fired.

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Speaker 5: Well I'm going to continue to anyway. So look what

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Speaker 5: what're the hell do you shot? You got this long

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Speaker 5: ass body where you buy your clothes from? Obviously not Abercrombie.

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Speaker 5: I mean, actually maybe.

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Speaker 8: Like they might be.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know. I love a little zar Man long.

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Speaker 9: I'd be careful sometimes they should fall apart.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean it's just a fancy it really is. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: what kind of genes do you normally get?

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Speaker 2: There?

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Speaker 5: You only have two. Okay, came that seems like it

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Speaker 5: would look nice for me, But we're the clerk. Got

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Speaker 5: a good back. Where you get this hike from? Is

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Speaker 5: your like? Are your parents tall? No? My parents aren't tall.

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Speaker 5: My mom is about five five, my dadsy wow, So

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Speaker 5: where the hell all is from? My grandma is tall?

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Speaker 9: Really?

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Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know where. I know, like, baldness

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Speaker 5: is like a gene from the mother's side. Where does from?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, you know what.

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Speaker 4: I like to think that my whole family would have

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Speaker 9: My parents from Haiti, so.

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Speaker 10: They have all the more patient both into the spectrum.

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Speaker 10: It was really black black in the lights. The black

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Speaker 5: She does her parents are beautiful as well.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I do what I can with what I have,

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Speaker 11: you know, and I'm just you know, good old American black,

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Speaker 11: and I got great jeans as well.

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Speaker 5: Guys, culture being culture though my cultures checkers.

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Speaker 11: I'm just fine. Don't worry about me. Then he does

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Speaker 11: need a lot of checkers. So you got siblings or

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Speaker 11: your siblings tall?

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Speaker 9: I got my younger brothers six four, My older.

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Speaker 5: Brother damn, the baby is taller than Do you have

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Speaker 5: a fu brother's cuter? Na? Do they look like you

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Speaker 5: or me? They have.

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Speaker 8: Faceless you're not calling your brothers a man attractive clerk

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Speaker 8: as an attractive man.

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Speaker 5: You can't give another man a problem.

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Speaker 3: I can.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you got your classical souse, so you

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Speaker 5: might as well.

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Speaker 9: They do, all right, they do?

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 5: Let's talk about how you do? Because women love a

451
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Speaker 5: tall man? Right.

452
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,000
Speaker 8: There's a whole song called I wish I was a

453
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,120
Speaker 8: little bit taller? Wasn't the name of the said, there's

454
00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:54,760
Speaker 8: a whole song called was a little bit? I mean

455
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,880
Speaker 8: he starts off of top talking.

456
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Speaker 5: About how short he is speacause short and no they

457
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,560
Speaker 5: don't have what then? But lookay you're a tall man.

458
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,800
Speaker 9: And he said, that's my little brother.

459
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, how is he?

460
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,840
Speaker 9: He's twenty nine?

461
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:17,880
Speaker 5: Okay, he's not little. Thirty one okay, ladies, So he's

462
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,960
Speaker 5: six six, he's thirty one years old. He's got a kid,

463
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,360
Speaker 5: he got no kid. You don't live in his mother,

464
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,119
Speaker 5: He don't live at his clund.

465
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,359
Speaker 9: His apartment.

466
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,000
Speaker 5: You have a nice apartment. It's pre wore dog. Yeah,

467
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,080
Speaker 5: you do have a dog. That's something that dog that

468
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:39,240
Speaker 5: is not mess. He's like, now, God, he never heard

469
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,879
Speaker 5: shirt dog weigh.

470
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,520
Speaker 9: He weighed sixty five pounds.

471
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 5: He looked like he weighed a hundred. The quirk had

472
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Speaker 5: the Arthur fist.

473
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Speaker 9: He was.

474
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,960
Speaker 5: Talking about his dog.

475
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,200
Speaker 9: Let I got a good dog.

476
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Speaker 5: He's not loud.

477
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,360
Speaker 8: He's a loud I'm saying. When I say he's loud,

478
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 8: I mean like he drew like he's he breathes loud.

479
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:06,399
Speaker 8: He's like, okay, So back to back to how well,

480
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 8: hold on, hold on, hold on?

481
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:08,400
Speaker 5: You have that dogs leap in the.

482
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,000
Speaker 9: Bed with you?

483
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 5: Black? I mean you're black and you almost hit me

484
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,280
Speaker 5: with her dog light skin Black.

485
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 9: I got white sheets.

486
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,439
Speaker 5: I can't let the dog in my bag in the

487
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 5: light skin. Hell, why do you have just all your

488
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 5: sheets are white? The whole play that.

489
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:34,919
Speaker 9: You got the.

490
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 8: Like Diddy exclusive to rock version, you got to Shawn

491
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 8: John sheets.

492
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 5: Wait, so how do you deal with women? Like do

493
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 5: you have to come up to them? Do you have

494
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 5: to spend game? You just stand there looking like a

495
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 5: tree and they'll be like, Hi, I saw that's not.

496
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 4: You anyway, what are you doing here?

497
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 8: Let's get out of here. So you know, talk about

498
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 8: that women coming up to you and spitting game or not.

499
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 5: Sometimes but not a lot. I don't get it more

500
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 5: and I think.

501
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,880
Speaker 8: You know, it's just posting and not getting I only.

502
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 9: Get a post by girls after shows.

503
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 5: That's a great thing. Yeah, it's great. I mean you

504
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 5: know what it is.

505
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 11: They might be intimidated before you do your set, and

506
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 11: then you're doing it like this niggas regularly.

507
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 5: They're like, is that it?

508
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 4: No?

509
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 8: I mean I think you seem more approachable when you

510
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 8: get off the stack.

511
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 9: Yeah. I mean you talk about yourself and you're really.

512
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 5: Nice and like you're you're you are approachable.

513
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 9: I mean a conversation.

514
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 11: I mean if what if the girl's like ideous, you

515
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 11: don't shut it down, but your face she'll read like

516
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 11: you're not interested. I've seen You've seen that. Yeah, you

517
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 11: do have a very like kind of like over face.

518
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 5: That are you? I'm trying to I've.

519
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 11: Seen you in open mics, like back in the day

520
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 11: you were like, no, I'm not here for any of this.

521
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 5: This is terrible. Yeah, you won't even engage, but don't

522
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 5: be on your phone. But you will also look like yeah,

523
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 5: what is it that's just in him?

524
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 9: Yeah.

525
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,199
Speaker 4: A lot of times I'm watching comedy. If I'm not

526
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 4: into it, I'm not into it. But if a person

527
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 4: is talking to me about me, I'm all the ways

528
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 4: into it.

529
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 8: On you if you put the jokes that you like,

530
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,959
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you like that joke here, that's what real

531
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 8: thought for what I'm premise.

532
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 11: So, like, what kind of women are coming to you?

533
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 5: You know I used to get I used to get

534
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 5: younger girls. Yeah yeah, I feel like.

535
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 4: Girls closer to forty. You like that, or I'm running

536
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 4: a little spectrum right now. You're time like girls over

537
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 4: thirty one talking.

538
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 5: Because they say I look young girls.

539
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 8: I mean you still look young. You look I mean,

540
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 8: I guess you look about thirty. I would hate to

541
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 8: bring it to you because when an older woman is

542
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 8: like hitting.

543
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 11: On you, it's like because she wants you to get

544
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 11: something from the top shelf.

545
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 9: That's what it is.

546
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 5: I think.

547
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 9: So they want you to.

548
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 5: Fix things around the house. They know you could get

549
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 5: a light bulb. I do change light bulbs. Yeah, that's

550
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,120
Speaker 5: what that's what it's about.

551
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 9: Well, this is done.

552
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 5: I got something in the bathroom.

553
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 11: They know you can put up their curtains and whatnot

554
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 11: and then blow their back out. So it's like, have

555
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 11: you ever gone home with somebody and you didn't shit

556
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 11: on their bed?

557
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 5: Yes? Was it even a bed? Was it an air mattress? Oh?

558
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 5: You were homeless? People want beds, are inviting company. You

559
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 5: got a lot of nerves in New York.

560
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 9: A lot of people live in Savage. I've been doing

561
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 9: a lot of houses.

562
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 4: I'm like, you shouldn't have house guests, should maybe skype.

563
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 9: With the back the wall.

564
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 5: What happens in a situation like that? Uh? You like, well,

565
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 5: we just don't have to use your couch.

566
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 9: I mean just like going to.

567
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 5: Sleep all night sleep. I'm not going to try to sleep.

568
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 5: So you are you going to stand up spoo even

569
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 5: if you spoon I like to.

570
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 9: I'm telling you I'm not doing that.

571
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 4: I slept on a twin in college, and I was going.

572
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 5: Was it a twin extra long? It was a college.

573
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 8: I didn't know, because you won't go to college you

574
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 8: in Massachusetts. It was in Massachusetts community college.

575
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 5: Sleep.

576
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:56,360
Speaker 8: She got went to Massachusetts to be a phoenix. So

577
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 8: you so what kind of women are you attracted to?

578
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 8: Do you like tall girls who like short girls?

579
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 9: I dated every type of girl.

580
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 5: You dated a girl who's tall than sixty? Yeah? No,

581
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 5: I don't even I don't ask, but you know, like.

582
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 4: I've dated a relatively tall girl. I've never dated a

583
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 4: girl who's like six to one another.

584
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 5: So you like all types. I do like all so

585
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 5: the cold Stone, cold Stone Creamery, thirty one flavors.

586
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 4: I'm an equal opportunity employer, basket around anybody.

587
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 5: Okay, what type? But what is your favorite type of girl?

588
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 5: My favorite type of girl I like.

589
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 9: I like natural hair, curly.

590
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 5: Hair, usually m city you.

591
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 9: I like him to be sturdy.

592
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 5: I guess we're both. Wait, what do you mean stir

593
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 5: like they got good knees. Like, what do you mean strong?

594
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 5: Just like like big legs, you know, like Serena Williams type.

595
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,120
Speaker 9: Not not strong.

596
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 5: Sturdy weak. You're like, I don't want to be able

597
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 5: to fight me.

598
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 4: I don't need to help move my food durable, That's

599
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.

600
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 8: Okay, so wow, sturdy in a wheelchair.

601
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 5: Okay, cool. I don't really have a type type. I mean,

602
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 5: like the girls I dated, you want to see any consistent.

603
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 12: Which is weird because it's like you're you're tall, you're

604
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 12: good looking, like you can get the best of the

605
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 12: best if you wanted to, Like I see guys with

606
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 12: living trash cans and have like some type of type

607
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 12: of woman.

608
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 5: You don't, you're not you ain't got no teeth in

609
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 5: the front of your face, and you're telling me.

610
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 4: You have a I think that more so speaks to

611
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 4: like men kind of go after whatever they want.

612
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 9: Like you've never seen a good looking, uh dude right with.

613
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 5: The ugly girl? I have, Yes, because I have This

614
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 5: is Brooklyn and the.

615
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 9: Over a really good looking dude.

616
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 5: With a black girl. Yes, it usually you're looking do.

617
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 4: I see bad broads with white dudes all the time,

618
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 4: But I've never seen like a dude who has the

619
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 4: ship together.

620
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 5: That's half of the NFL. Yes, this is true the NFL.

621
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, but they're usually in shape.

622
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I'm saying this guys guys that look good

623
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 8: who have like a basic chick, like if that's a

624
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 8: I've seen that.

625
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 5: But if you've see in the NFL they used to

626
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 5: came up with her, Yes, when they will stay with

627
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 5: a high school sweetheart. You don't never see on her

628
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 5: every dwight of the week, but he came up day one.

629
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 5: That's the difference. Though.

630
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 9: You don't ever see dudes who like get money.

631
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,719
Speaker 5: They twenty eight. Now, like, all right, I'm gonna get

632
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 5: a girl. I guess somebody who's not cute. Yeah, you've

633
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 5: never seen that. True. Like listening to this right now

634
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 5: with sitting in somebody, he don't deserve that. Everybody, literally everybody.

635
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 11: I feel like I don't deserve the person that I

636
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 11: need to be a better person.

637
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, but y'all, I mean you don't. You guys. Look,

638
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 5: you guys about understand you sit down on the same level.

639
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 5: You guys are the same amount of attractive, relatively right right,

640
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 5: You guys are a handsome couple too. Little Wayne sitting

641
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 5: in a tree, two queen, two sevens together on the

642
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 5: seven train.

643
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 9: Have you ever dated that? Yes?

644
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 5: All day? Yeah, I want to see Marie's line up.

645
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 8: But you know what I'm trying to get around now,

646
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 8: right because now I only want to date somebody.

647
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 5: That like, lean here, walk into the room and people gasp,

648
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 5: just because.

649
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 8: I've seen couples like that, like real good looking couples

650
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 8: when the when they come in and I can't stop

651
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 8: standing at them. When I'm on the bus, I'm like,

652
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 8: why are y'all on the bus?

653
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 5: Y'all look so good? That's what I want.

654
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 8: I want people to like see me and whoever my

655
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 8: next boot is and just be like, Wow, good.

656
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 9: Luck, Marie.

657
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 5: I'm gonna pray pray that. I don't need you to

658
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 5: pray for me things that you need to pray for.

659
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 5: Don't worry about what I'm doing mad last Okay. But yeah,

660
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 5: Like I feel like that's something that women do normally.

661
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 8: Though, women date down all the time because they're like, well, we.

662
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 5: Can upgree I can upgrade him, I can fix him,

663
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 5: make him better.

664
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 11: I don't know what women always want to do a

665
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 11: build a bear situation. It's like, no, like he's probably

666
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 11: gonna stay the same.

667
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 5: Men don't date down. I don't think that's all Men

668
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 5: will date down at the ass is fat.

669
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 8: I maybe she got she looked like peanut butter, but

670
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 8: her ass like man will.

671
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 4: Date well, we'll find ways to justify the women that

672
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 4: we did because like, let's say she's ugly, like yeah,

673
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 4: but the head is or.

674
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 9: Like, dudes will make her a final way to justify

675
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 9: dating whoever.

676
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 8: I've heard them talk like my brothers one of them,

677
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 8: dude like the way that he talks about women, it's

678
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 8: hilariously degree.

679
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 5: But women do the same thing. Women be like, yeah,

680
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 5: I know he's fat and this, but he got money.

681
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 5: So it's like yeah, but when do we really hear that?

682
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 5: My friend will be like, well, I love it, like

683
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 5: they legit. That's the first thing. Yeah, yeah, I would,

684
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 5: I would.

685
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 11: I don't meet that many people like my age that

686
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 11: are just dating dudes for money.

687
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 13: Well, because women, yes, friends that you guys that got them,

688
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 13: some of them got some question morek boyfriend faces. But

689
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 13: what women will never say I'm dating him for money.

690
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 8: They'll be like, he's really nice, he's super sweet, like

691
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 8: if a woman exactly because and he does because he

692
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 8: knows what he got. But like, listen, if if you're

693
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 8: a dude and you was into this and a woman

694
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 8: has ever called you sweet.

695
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 5: She would your money. It's super sweet. I mean so nice.

696
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 11: Yeah. I mean when you say somebody has money, just

697
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 11: like one hundred thousand dollars money.

698
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 5: Years, no one is saying that.

699
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 8: Also, nobody need here, I mean collectively, maybe me and

700
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 8: the clerk might have.

701
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 9: Marie.

702
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 5: You don't say you say you got sixty grand in

703
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 5: the bank, resord. I mean that's not half.

704
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 11: She said I got forty. That's what I'm saying right now.

705
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 11: But I like, you saved money? No, how you doing money?

706
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 5: I did save money? Yeah? I mean how much do

707
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 5: that longboard you got over there? The things a cheap?

708
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 5: Those are?

709
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 9: I mean they're not expensive? There two hundred bucks?

710
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 5: I mean he's been in it on sneakers. You know,

711
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 5: I'm not okay, You've got the bar.

712
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 9: You got the boat.

713
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 5: You I'm on pediculas. Yo. What's the craziest thing that

714
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 5: someone's ever said to you? Anything?

715
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 8: It was like a direct result of your height, Like

716
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 8: somebody came up to you on the trend and said something,

717
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 8: or someone so you want a plane?

718
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 5: It was like, so you on the Knicks?

719
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 4: People, I always ask me what team I played for?

720
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 4: I got that last night, Like what team you played for?

721
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 5: Do you think that's rude?

722
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 4: If it could be loaded, Like, if you're a white dude,

723
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 4: just don't ask people if they played basketball, right, But

724
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 4: if it's a if it's like a six year old

725
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: black girl, you can ask me how tall.

726
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 5: It's just it's an innocent question.

727
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 4: But a lot of people just don't understand the implications

728
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 4: is assuming that a large athletic black person, you need.

729
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 8: To just say a name of the team and then

730
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 8: let them send them free bottles to the table.

731
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 4: You know, I was thinking of I was thinking about

732
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 4: actually telling people I just played for the next I would,

733
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 4: but then they're gonna look it up and then on

734
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 4: the roster they look, they're gonna send the bottles.

735
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 8: Back repoppy cork, just like take that check on poppy courts,

736
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 8: split that bill off and make that nigga pass.

737
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 5: Thank you? Can we hold the credit card? Can we?

738
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 5: Have you ever said that you work for a team

739
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 5: or do you? I've never lied. I've never lied, in

740
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 5: said want to be a six six in New York City.

741
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 11: If you're not gonna lie the other perks Okay, yeah,

742
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 11: that's what I want to know.

743
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 5: What are the perks of being a tall man dating?

744
00:33:59,200 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 5: Besides dating?

745
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 9: Would I mean when I go out, I never.

746
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,239
Speaker 5: I never have a bad seat, like a concert, but

747
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 5: everyone behind you did.

748
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 9: They should have got there earlier.

749
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 5: Yo, me, I was at a We were all at

750
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 5: that show that Hidden Fences played.

751
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 14: Last week and it is such a super good and

752
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 14: I was standing next to the clerk and you just

753
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 14: moved my body in front of his body because my

754
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 14: hair was blocking everybody behind me.

755
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 5: Look was like, no, you're just gonna slide this rooted

756
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 5: the side.

757
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 9: You're not bothering me, you could.

758
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 5: What about getting into places like nightclubs?

759
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 9: They probably No, No, I'm not a girl. They only

760
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 9: do that for girls.

761
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 5: And with money.

762
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 8: No, but also like looked like models. That's why you

763
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 8: need to start lying about the team that you played for.

764
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 5: No. Yeah, they do it for guys who look like models,

765
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 5: that look like promotors.

766
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 9: You look like you could be.

767
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 5: I've never seen that before. You never seen somebody say

768
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 5: clean away and you got some pretty niggas coming.

769
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 9: They man both.

770
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 5: Shoes comes not usually get had on.

771
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 11: Come on, I've never seen I don't think I've never

772
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:16,919
Speaker 11: seen that either.

773
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 5: I mean i've seen it.

774
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 9: I've seen it.

775
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 5: If you just said you're like a promoter, like you

776
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 5: look like you're stylish, I don't.

777
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,439
Speaker 9: No, I don't.

778
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 5: I don't viget any love at the club from like

779
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 5: the door, Oh.

780
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 8: Because you come in and you're taller than the bouncers

781
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 8: and they're like, he's gonna be a problem, and he

782
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 8: lets it.

783
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 5: And then when you have your lother jacket on, they're like,

784
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 5: you gotta wait. We're all booked up tonight. Private private event,

785
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 5: private event.

786
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 11: I mean, even though every time I've been out in

787
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 11: the club and I've seen you there, you look.

788
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 5: Like you had no problem. Why I know people, I

789
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 5: know people.

790
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 9: I do know people.

791
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 5: That's what that's the purpose of being a tall man.

792
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 5: You you probably know.

793
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 7: To other people who are also like good looking and

794
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 7: tall as well. You know, there's no tall pretty nigga alliance. Sure,

795
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 7: there's no fraternity of tall pretty niggas.

796
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 5: Out there, tall brother brotherhood. No, that doesn't exist. If

797
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 5: it did, I signed up.

798
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 8: So you're saying that she got no tall pretty nigga friends.

799
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 5: No, not one, awesome, really not one. So you're the

800
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 5: only one.

801
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 11: I'm the only one, so all of the play all

802
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 11: you did also say you.

803
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 4: Only have three friends, but I keep them short.

804
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 5: That's a good one. You're like, I do have three friends,

805
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 5: but I keep the crew.

806
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 9: That's crazy.

807
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 4: Maybe just take a picture of other tall what I mean,

808
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 4: average people commenting on my pictures? Who's your friend?

809
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 5: I don't need that in my life.

810
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 11: Well, we actually took a picture with you our friend

811
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,959
Speaker 11: also and another guy, Ryan Lan, and.

812
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 5: We had a picture with just you guys that were.

813
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 11: And another tall guy that was from like Germany, and

814
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 11: it was it was a beautiful photo.

815
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, right, so yeah, it was another

816
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 4: good talk.

817
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 5: The picture just looked right.

818
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 8: I'm such I'm such a bad judge of height because

819
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 8: I'm Ryan. Never seemed tall to me and also never

820
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 8: seen that tall to me either. I just but you

821
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 8: know what it is, I have a really big sense

822
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 8: of self, so I think I'm talld. I feel like

823
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 8: I'm like me and I was of the same height

824
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 8: like I feel.

825
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 5: I just I don't know.

826
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 8: It's just a complex that I have where I feel

827
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,959
Speaker 8: like I'm just as bidy as everybody else around me, but.

828
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 5: Like you're like a long tall like you lean, so

829
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 5: I feel like you seem tall to me right away. Yeah,

830
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 5: when you're thin, you look taller.

831
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 8: I don't do that with six six once and he

832
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 8: was real skinny, and he looked like he was like

833
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:50,479
Speaker 8: sympathy tall.

834
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, so yeah, being skinny it makes you look well.

835
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 5: Speaking of skinny, what's your workout?

836
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 9: What you do with your waist?

837
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 5: Me? How many reps you do in? I keep the

838
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 5: sample pull push ups, that's it. Yeah.

839
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,240
Speaker 9: I look to the gym, but I go to Planet Fitness.

840
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 5: Okay, so you're doing a lot of chests and no

841
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 5: leg down.

842
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 9: I'm doing a lot of elliptical.

843
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 5: You I'll ask you only know I'm.

844
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 4: On the yoga mat. I'm doing a real little key

845
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 4: ship Planet Fitness. Damn, dude, there's not much you can

846
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 4: do right overhead.

847
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 5: Look, I feel like you're too good for plannings.

848
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 9: Like it's just the closest to me.

849
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, but you're like, oh, I won't be on a

850
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 11: twin but you go to planet. Planet Fitness is like

851
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 11: the twin matches.

852
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything that warm outside, I just do.

853
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 5: I just go outside and work out. So you do

854
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 5: like things that just got out of jail, pull up.

855
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 4: On the stop sign on the stop I go to

856
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 4: prof part I'm a classic classic.

857
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 5: He likes, come on, okay, come on now, come come

858
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:53,959
Speaker 5: on man.

859
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 9: It's always better to work out outside anyway.

860
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, I just I like, I'll use the playground

861
00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 5: by my house. Yes, better.

862
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,479
Speaker 9: I mean I'd rather be outside than.

863
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 5: In the stem. Who y'all full in the air. In

864
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 5: this neighborhood, we had a park. We got trees two

865
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 5: blocks away from your citney, the Saint Bushwick. We got

866
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 5: trees here. We aren't talking her about we neither. We

867
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 5: have real trees.

868
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 2: You might not.

869
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 5: You might not be able to work out in Bushwick.

870
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 5: You know, when you're talking to someone just like naturally,

871
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 5: that's a damn expire.

872
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 11: When the haters stock, I mean, y'all, they'll stick together

873
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 11: with your hat girl.

874
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 5: Your fans are full of honey mustard. And that checker

875
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 5: that you had this morning for breakfast. Citney had checkars

876
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 5: for breakfast. Yo. The cort we should die look like

877
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 5: do you eat a lot?

878
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 4: I eat a lot?

879
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 5: I cook a lot. What you're cooking? What you making?

880
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 5: Like a girl's coming over, she's sturdy and you're trying

881
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 5: to cooking for the skate.

882
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 11: Putting some grilled chicken on the George for man, I

883
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 11: made them want a little season and on it.

884
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 5: I feel like he might.

885
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 9: Make like the yeah, salmon chick.

886
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 5: How do you make the salmon? You put it up

887
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 5: and throw some lemon pieces in.

888
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,720
Speaker 9: It, you know, get some garlic, some some basil.

889
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 5: Have you say the words a basil salmon. I've had guys.

890
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 11: I had a guy Julian some carrots for me, So Julian,

891
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 11: some cats like in a solace.

892
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 9: No.

893
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 5: I think it's like the way you cut it or something.

894
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 5: I don't know.

895
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 9: He called the.

896
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 4: Long Way to Wayne, saying, and don't even know what

897
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 4: they need. I heard the nigga say, Juli, let me

898
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 4: go ahead and stay down on the podcast.

899
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 5: I'm like, hopefully she's trying to go. She's trying to

900
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 5: one up your.

901
00:40:59,360 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 9: Julian.

902
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 15: You know what he said. He was Martha stewarting it.

903
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 15: So wait, let me let me look at that.

904
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 5: At the clerk. Some girls come into the house.

905
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 9: You Julian.

906
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 5: You want Julian some roast beef or none. Yeah, I cooked.

907
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 9: I don't cook the girls off, but I cooked.

908
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 8: You don't cook the girls off, like we don't have

909
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 8: company over there for food.

910
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 9: I mean I'll cook if it's like I used to.

911
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 5: Be mere. Wow, here lad so here like listening for

912
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 5: the people who are listening to.

913
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 8: This right now, what advice would you give to somebody

914
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 8: who's trying to bag a child?

915
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 5: Dude? What should we ladies be doing?

916
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 9: Don't open up the house?

917
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 5: Tall just shredded. We just Julie. Basically, he's falling at Julian.

918
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 5: He just shredded some carrots. Yeah, Sidney, he didn't He

919
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 5: did it with a knife, though. I hope you didn't

920
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 5: give him. I mean you probably gave all your vagina.

921
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 5: I was like, you don't even care this niggas getting

922
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,479
Speaker 5: the message. Do I put my panty? Okay?

923
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 8: If I ha my penny, I'm not gonna bring my

924
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 8: outside pennies in this house.

925
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 9: Let me tell you.

926
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 5: He legit.

927
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 8: He gave you some carrot strips, some carrot fries carried sidney.

928
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 5: Shut up. These women are waiting with baby breadth. How

929
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 5: do how do women?

930
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 4: How are we supposed to approach a tall drink water waits?

931
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 5: No?

932
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 4: I don't.

933
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 5: He looked like, look like pro dudes, yes, like what if?

934
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 5: What if?

935
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 2: Okay?

936
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 8: How do how does how does a short person low

937
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 8: to the ground that told you.

938
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 5: To be like she's thirty? She looked like that's some

939
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 5: good knees. I think any girl that has a character

940
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 5: approach to God is right.

941
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 11: No, man, I've done it, and you know I did it, and.

942
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 5: And and he was like no, like he was like, no, thanks, sir,

943
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 5: I'm all good.

944
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 9: Bro.

945
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 4: Definitely like I just wanted sticks.

946
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 9: I didn't come here for your numbers.

947
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 5: This excuse me, ma'am. I just give him some Julian characters.

948
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 5: And he definitely was like put off by it.

949
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 11: And he was like you're like aggressive? And I was like,

950
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 11: how am I aggressive? I'm just like saying, what's up?

951
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 9: Like, hey, you don't want if the dude's telling.

952
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 5: You you're aggressive, you don't want to talk to him.

953
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 9: That's a dude is easily intimidated by.

954
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 5: So it was clear. I was like, yo, he like

955
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 5: flinched when I talk. I was like, I'm not gonna

956
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 5: hit you.

957
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 16: Like what the fuck?

958
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 5: Okay, Sydney approached me? How you approached him? What did

959
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 5: you say already? Scene? Yeah, what.

960
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 9: I took?

961
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 5: I took a shot up to killow you want to

962
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 5: you want to fuck? She was like, hey, you know

963
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 5: how Julian, let's go away from me. He's like no, no, no,

964
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 5: my character. What's go ahead? Hey, I see you wearing

965
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 5: Jordan's you probably look at your mother. Come to my house.

966
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 5: You don't have anything. You want to have your own

967
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 5: bed for the next you guys? What a dude? And

968
00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 5: he was like, well, I just usually say hey, like

969
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 5: I'm and he was like, well you are? Did you

970
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 5: have your handle to it for? It was definitely not

971
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 5: on the front and he did not have an uber comment.

972
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 11: He was on his longboard, just like you Okay, I've

973
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,879
Speaker 11: never pushed you guy, saying you could tell.

974
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 5: I could tell. Yeah, I did it one time. I

975
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 5: was wasted and I was like, I can do this.

976
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 11: I can go up to this dude, And the whole

977
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 11: time he was just looking at me like is this

978
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 11: really happening? Like what is I feel like I would

979
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 11: feel weird if I went up to a dude and

980
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 11: then asked him for his phone number.

981
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 5: I didn't ask for his phone, n bird. I was

982
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 5: just talking, chatting him up, you know.

983
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 4: I started to yeah, which I think more people need

984
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 4: to do, not just more women.

985
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 8: No, but don't take that l don't take them mal well.

986
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 8: In that case, I start random conversations all the time.

987
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 8: It doesn't mean that I wanted to take like talk to.

988
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 4: You, yeah, but I just feel like a lot of

989
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 4: women are kind of stuck in his mindset that like

990
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 4: this dude has to dude taller girls all the time

991
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 4: and shrink.

992
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 5: You have to see that.

993
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 4: You have seen a nigga melting, like nigga get out

994
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 4: of there and she's done with you. She was done

995
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 4: out the gate. Yeah we lost her. Hello, what you

996
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 4: mean why are you still rap?

997
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 5: This dude came up to me after a show and

998
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 5: he had a man bun and he did not melt

999
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 5: at all.

1000
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 8: If anything, the more we talked, the taller he stood,

1001
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 8: and I was like, dude, your hair is.

1002
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 5: Up and it's taller than mine. And it looked like

1003
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 5: please please. But I understand that it takes some time

1004
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 5: of courage.

1005
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I try to be nice.

1006
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 4: Dudes are the worst because we'll tell our boys to

1007
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 4: go over and we'll be laughing the whole time.

1008
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 8: Why do y'all set y'all friends up for failure and

1009
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 8: y'all see a chicken y'all know right away?

1010
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 4: Like her man went to the bathroom, right, that's that's

1011
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 4: one of them up. I bet you can't book that

1012
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 4: into it.

1013
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 5: I bet you. I can't drink for you.

1014
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're like, you'll do a bet, and it's like

1015
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 11: you guys are forty years old.

1016
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 8: Are you?

1017
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 5: What are the she's all that? Hell are y'all doing

1018
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 5: y'all betting on vagina for work? Yeah?

1019
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 8: Listen, she she just after and has a good night

1020
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 8: with her man, who may or may not be paying

1021
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 8: for everything.

1022
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 11: I mean, but I've actually I've also seen girls go

1023
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 11: to the club with a man and then somebody.

1024
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 5: Else school her up. I've seen it. Yeah, that person

1025
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 5: probably was taller than her boyfriend. It was a short dade. No,

1026
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 5: it was a short guy.

1027
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 9: I mean she also was a rapper.

1028
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 5: She was a rapper. She was a Rapper's like, when

1029
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 5: you're done with that broke nigga, come over there. We

1030
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 5: got bottles and she was got ace of spade. She

1031
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 5: was like, it's kind of right, Ain't I still got

1032
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 5: that bottle for me? He's like, are you drinking?

1033
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 11: Well, walk over there, come on over here, boo, I'm

1034
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 11: that top shelf. Hey girl, my boy, it's a nineteen of.

1035
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 5: Us, but we got an older space for you to

1036
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 5: stand back trying to loose with me. All we got

1037
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 5: is cran brain left.

1038
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 16: But yeah, yo, when we were in d C, we

1039
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 16: went to this tiny, tiny like after hours spot this

1040
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 16: tiny amar and uh.

1041
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 8: It was like legit, thirty of us and the table

1042
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 8: maybe sat six.

1043
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 4: Remember yeah, it was more like four. Hey you're buying

1044
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 4: tables that after hour.

1045
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 5: Let me tell you who was buying bottles. Amina Imani.

1046
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 11: It was her birthday weekend and she was feeling real

1047
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 11: fly amana hour.

1048
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 8: She was our frugal experts. Oh, she was not scruggle

1049
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 8: save money experts.

1050
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 5: She brought two bottles of hennessee. I was like, I

1051
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 5: was like, y'alling.

1052
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 8: Got nothing clear here, Like it was just two bottles

1053
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 8: of head of se let me tell you. Amina walked

1054
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 8: into the clerk, walked in with her hands in the

1055
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 8: front and just she just walked herself in like the

1056
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 8: person who was at the door looking for.

1057
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 5: One of her ideas.

1058
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 11: She just put her hand was like, excuse me, they

1059
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,760
Speaker 11: know me here and she went up, got her own table,

1060
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 11: sat down, sat inself.

1061
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 5: She said herself. There was no tables available, but somehow,

1062
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 5: I mean, I found it in space. And she was

1063
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 5: like two. And then they bought two.

1064
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 4: Bottles of heades over and I was like, and there's

1065
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 4: how many of too many?

1066
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 5: A whole million man marches.

1067
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 8: But then they bring like they bring like orange juice

1068
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 8: and cranberry juice.

1069
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 5: I'm like, you can't mix this with hennes see. That's disgusting.

1070
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm just gonna sit here. These ice

1071
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 5: cubes find a place.

1072
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 11: I was like, the bottle of water over here, thank you.

1073
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 11: And it took it two hours for the bottle.

1074
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 5: While I was like, you know what you said, what

1075
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 5: all looks like a four year old black man. What

1076
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 5: am I drinking? Hennesseee for no, thank you? What's your

1077
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 5: what's your kind of drink?

1078
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 9: I'm not much of a drinker.

1079
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, ladies, he does a drink, So we're gonna

1080
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 11: put something in yours.

1081
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 9: Hey, that's also prey.

1082
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 5: Let me buy you a drink. What you haven't like that?

1083
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 5: I'm gonna just you do.

1084
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 8: You having a good chime watching you finish your so

1085
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 8: you don't drink at all.

1086
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 9: I might have a beer or like one drink.

1087
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be that weird dude in the social

1088
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 4: environment the only person that I drinking.

1089
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 9: But I'll take it drink.

1090
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,879
Speaker 8: See, I don't like that. I think that's terrible. Water

1091
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 8: would have sliced a live I'm put.

1092
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 5: All the.

1093
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 9: Soda.

1094
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 5: I'm liquor their I was not.

1095
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 9: Squitching up my face heavy over there right.

1096
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 5: Like another water for you, like little so.

1097
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 9: For you, yo, the clerk.

1098
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 8: We gotta give you a queens to test your your

1099
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 8: tall expertise if you are.

1100
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:56,320
Speaker 5: I mean, I know, no cousin.

1101
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 8: You know John Andrew Andrews pretty tall. I think John

1102
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 8: is gonna fill out like you.

1103
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, we feel that. But I'm saying, like,

1104
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 5: I'm very hungry. How much you weigh?

1105
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 9: I'll wait to five.

1106
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 5: And eighteen pounds. Now, there's no way he could be

1107
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 5: hundred and eighteen. I went one hundred and twenty three.

1108
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 5: And I'm sure you got them long ass bones in

1109
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 5: that body. You heard that, ladies, and your bones.

1110
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 9: Awful.

1111
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 5: Okay, So what was the first question? I didn't write

1112
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 5: one yet, so you gotta go ahead and bang it out.

1113
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 5: Mm hm, I don't think of something real quick.

1114
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 9: Okay.

1115
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 5: So you said Michael Jordan is sixt six right, so

1116
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 5: can you name three of the celebrities who are taller

1117
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Speaker 5: than six weeks?

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00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 9: Because Liam Neeson.

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00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 4: Liam from Taking Yeah, okay, tall as feet yeah, okay,

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Speaker 4: they don't.

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Speaker 5: Breathe that hard to the mic. Sorry thinking about I

1122
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 5: was thinking, because I've met before. I was like, I'm

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Speaker 5: a Google real quick, this is a Google thing. He

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00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 5: stalled in six feet? Who else? He looks tall? Montell

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00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 5: Jordan is tall, snoop, uncle uncle snoop. Well, yeah, but

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00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 5: he looked long and he's very strong. Donald Trump six

1127
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 5: really looked like a troll. He looked real shorty.

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Speaker 9: Yeah you look short.

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00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, he got a bad he got a bad past.

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00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 8: Donald Trump looks like he's what you said. He's talled

1131
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 8: in six feet. He looks like he weighed three hundred pounds.

1132
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 4: And his suit stone fit. When you wear baggy clothes,

1133
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 4: it makes you look like he shrink.

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00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 8: Yes from the Men'shouse recently that Bruce Willis is also tall,

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00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 8: so he told me that is he.

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00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks he has a short face, he looks

1137
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 5: like a short time.

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00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 8: He looked like Danny DeVito. Yeah, dude, okay, So I

1139
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 8: feel like that was like four people. Sydney, what was

1140
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Speaker 8: your next talk question?

1141
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 5: Who is the tallest person in.

1142
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 9: The NBA, in the history of the NBA or the

1143
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 9: NBA right now?

1144
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 5: Now, how about you give us both? I know y'all

1145
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 5: used to be the tallest person. Yeah, he was like

1146
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 5: seventy six or seven eight. Yeah, tallest NBA player.

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00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 8: I just agree with that.

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00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 12: Oh you know who due It says a George a

1149
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 12: Nursian mersh nursham.

1150
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 5: Oh he's Romanian.

1151
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 8: People play the NBA.

1152
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 5: Girl, Yeah, no, no, no no. It says he is

1153
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 5: one of the two tallest players in the history. But

1154
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 5: he don't even look like he really played ball. He

1155
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 5: looked at men be a coach seven feet seven inches.

1156
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you look at like the super tall dudes

1157
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 4: in the NBA and none of them are American.

1158
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 5: Yeah. And then the second one was a the knees

1159
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 5: player table. Wow, what about the tallest woman like in modeling?

1160
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 5: In modeling? Yeah, would you play at that? A supermodel? Yeah?

1161
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 9: That's not really for me.

1162
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm just saying what you humble ass? Fuck?

1163
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 5: That was a great answer.

1164
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 9: It's like, it's not for me to decide.

1165
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 8: What are you talking about?

1166
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 11: What I would most guys would be like, yeah, you

1167
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 11: know when I'm free, if I was available.

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Speaker 4: I feel like models aren't like the traditional beauty that

1169
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 4: we see in models aren't really attracted to noble people.

1170
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 4: I don't look at models and say, oh, she's so bad.

1171
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 4: When I see real girls in life, I think they're

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Speaker 4: of man.

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00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 5: That's what all y'all say.

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00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:52,479
Speaker 9: That's true.

1175
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 5: It's true. A lot of these models are.

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00:54:55,520 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 8: They don't have conventionally pretty faces looking weird. There are

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00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 8: because their bodies are bony and.

1178
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 5: Their heads are small.

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00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 4: That's what I hear.

1180
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 8: But then not be in the places where they're at,

1181
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 8: and everybody's like they're like falling apart and like trying

1182
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 8: to get them drinks and doing that. Well, no, I

1183
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 8: mean it's certain people now, like like what a model

1184
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 8: is now is different than what a model used to be, right,

1185
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 8: Like now you just got to be cute and like

1186
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 8: a jinner or hoodid.

1187
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 5: Like those girls are not ugly, but like like legitimate models.

1188
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 8: Used to look like they had weird faces and weird

1189
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 8: white long mals.

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00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 5: Exactly. They have that hangar body and like the long

1191
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 5: shoulders and then.

1192
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 9: You wipe their eyebrows off, they look like.

1193
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 5: Exactly.

1194
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 4: I mean, come on, I mean yeah, when I see

1195
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 4: models and I'm like, oh, that's a model, I'm like,

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00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 4: I will take a chap work.

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00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 5: That wow for the food that she drinks home after

1198
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Speaker 5: her ship.

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Speaker 9: And she's thirty.

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00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 5: She got Yeah, you have These models ain't sturdy at all.

1201
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 5: They real whatever. The episode of sturdy is when.

1202
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 4: These big girls pop up on that Instagram they look

1203
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 4: way better than like the brave girls.

1204
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, but a lot of these models too, are like

1205
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 8: thirteen fourteen years old, so you shouldn't let anyway.

1206
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 5: The lesson is not said, look at that boom. I

1207
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 5: feel like you just passed all the chests. One more question.

1208
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 5: Alcohol is the ladder.

1209
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 9: A ladder, Yeah, well ladders coming different sides.

1210
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 8: It is true.

1211
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 5: Really, I felt like there was like a no, there's

1212
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 5: a little universal one ladder. We could have edited that.

1213
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 9: Five minutes early.

1214
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 5: Last the standard height of a ladder of.

1215
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 9: A of a standard height of a ladder.

1216
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 5: I don't I can't answer that quest. What's the answer?

1217
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 5: Because do you know you just went to home depot

1218
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,879
Speaker 5: dot com. She's about the phone a friend? You want

1219
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 5: to know who you just asked that question? That was

1220
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 5: really down. What's something that I told people that you feel?

1221
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 5: Like most people listening don't know? But the daily like

1222
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 5: do your needs be bothering you? Like?

1223
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 8: But I.

1224
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 5: Think, uh, what if?

1225
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 9: Anything?

1226
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 4: Irks me the most is when people think they can

1227
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 4: open up a conversation talking about your body.

1228
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 5: This is coming from a man, Ladies, do you hear this?

1229
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 8: A man is telling me the thing that irks him

1230
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 8: is when people open up a conversation talking about his body.

1231
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean women all the time. It happens, but

1232
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 5: it's not okay what men do the women either? Right?

1233
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 2: No, it's not right.

1234
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 5: No, it never. It's never like people come up to

1235
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 5: you and they.

1236
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 4: Be like, hey, people love talking about your body. And

1237
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 4: also men do this thing where they have to tell

1238
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 4: you what they would do with your body, like if they.

1239
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 5: Had your milicism. Brother, I'll be six six back in

1240
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 5: the day.

1241
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 9: If I had that, you still be working at home.

1242
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 5: Dash.

1243
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 4: You are undisciplined, You're just not a very So people

1244
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 4: love to tell you what they would do with your body.

1245
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 5: If I was as tall as this letter, you find

1246
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 5: out how tall standard letters? Yeah, it's whatever. The first

1247
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 5: she want to climb aboard.

1248
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, people love telling people. But you can't do that

1249
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 4: but other people, right, I couldn't just walk home to

1250
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 4: a girl and ask her how much she weighs or

1251
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,479
Speaker 4: ask her questions like that. But people think it's okay,

1252
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 4: you look stupid right now?

1253
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, so you're offended. I'm not offended. It's

1254
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 5: just something I don't entertain anymore. Well. See, that's the thing.

1255
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 8: Like when I was, you know, a couple of years ago,

1256
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 8: I would always put my tallest friend next to my

1257
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 8: shortest friend if we were.

1258
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 5: Out somewhere, like because I had a friend that was

1259
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 5: like four feet and every time we went out there was.

1260
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 4: A tall dude.

1261
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 5: I'm like, joya, joya, come say that to this man

1262
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 5: that we don't know, and then I would just put

1263
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 5: them next to each other and laugh and last.

1264
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 8: And then when I was somebody who was really tall,

1265
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 8: I'd find the shortest person in the room and be like, Andrew, Andrew,

1266
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 8: come say that this lady that we don't know, and

1267
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 8: then I would just last.

1268
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 5: Look like, you're like one of the most humble guests

1269
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 5: that I've been here. I just feel like you're you're

1270
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 5: not very confident, but not like you don't gloat about

1271
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,439
Speaker 5: how like awesome we're doing. You know that's the lights

1272
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 5: can tendencies do this tall you'd be.

1273
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 11: I can't wait to interview your roommate. I feel like

1274
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 11: he's gonna be real old.

1275
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, he's humble right now. He's a broken man.

1276
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 5: Yeah he's he's handicapped at the moment, but me is

1277
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 5: back in order ship.

1278
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 9: It's not slowing him down.

1279
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 5: He's still that's crazy.

1280
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 8: Listen if that's why I'm not on tender because you

1281
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 8: don't you can't tell ladies if the dude legs are

1282
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 8: broken or not.

1283
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 5: I'm not on gender because I'm bready That's what I'm no.

1284
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 5: I'm just listen, Look like, is this not about me?

1285
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 5: Asking me question. I've never been on gender. I've never been.

1286
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 5: I've never done any of the apps.

1287
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 3: None of them.

1288
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 5: But I mean I was on the chat line when

1289
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 5: I was a kid. You know, chat line was a

1290
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 5: game because you move fast. It was a game with me.

1291
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 5: I just wanted to hear other people voices, like you

1292
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 5: can't go outside either.

1293
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 9: Wait, what's the chat line?

1294
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 5: See? That's how old city is, you know, you know, doll,

1295
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 5: somebody picked up the phone. I feel like the chat

1296
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 5: line is like a nine hundred numbers No, I think

1297
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 5: it was eight. You wan to actually call.

1298
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, you have to call up, and then you have

1299
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 11: to press what group you're gonna be in, and then

1300
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 11: you a whole bunch of people talking.

1301
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 5: And then you would just talking this group. When you

1302
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,919
Speaker 5: said chat line, I looked at that. You met chat

1303
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 5: room like I was on that. I was on that too,

1304
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 5: but not really. It's just the one of people you

1305
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 5: can't see talking over each other.

1306
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 11: And then somebody would be really funny like, hey, you

1307
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 11: you want to you want to talk to her other room?

1308
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 5: I'm not sure? And then how do you get to

1309
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 5: another room? And then you give that person your number?

1310
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 15: Yow.

1311
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 8: I sound like some stone age dating right this, I'd

1312
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 8: rather be on Tinder at least I can see your

1313
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 8: face even.

1314
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I used to talk to this one

1315
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 11: dude for like months and his voice was so amazing.

1316
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 5: And then finally somebody was like, Yo, that gropuld probably

1317
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 5: like five hundred house, probably just on a couch. She's

1318
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 5: not even moving you. They scare that and like, yo

1319
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 5: a bit to he looks like ship you missing that

1320
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:05,959
Speaker 5: eye him? Like Yo, you're probably talking to somebody uncle

1321
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 5: right now, Like I'm Sydney. We're learning so much. We

1322
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 5: gotta wrap this up.

1323
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 8: Okay, But clerk got tall things to do or he's

1324
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 8: gonna go home and call it tall.

1325
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 9: People chat.

1326
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 5: The clerk. Where can people find you? What are you doing?

1327
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 5: You got to show what's your Twitter? Instagram for stuff too?

1328
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, I am the clerk.

1329
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 5: You could just send me up. I think that's the

1330
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 5: same for Instagram. It's just it's I am, like I

1331
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 5: am legends and the clerk e c l.

1332
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 9: Very very hatious.

1333
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, and if you want to, you can find me

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Speaker 5: a project park. I'm doing pull ups. It's a playground.

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Speaker 1: And you take photos, so you're also doing like like

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Speaker 1: a special if like you know you come with your

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Speaker 1: titties out, you get like headshots.

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Speaker 5: From I'm not doing photos.

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Speaker 8: You're like, okay, so I want you to get in

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Speaker 8: a tub with foods roll ups, spread peanut butter on

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Speaker 8: your forehead.

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Speaker 5: It would be very artistic. And you stop talking of

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Speaker 5: these photographers photographers? So do you have anything coming up

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Speaker 5: where people can catch you? Where can people catch your

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Speaker 5: Like the website?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so I'm starting to blog like video series.

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Speaker 4: I talked to you about that, and yeah, I should

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Speaker 4: be putting up some episodes and I've been working with

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Speaker 4: my equipment make sure that if I put it out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think I'm there.

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Speaker 9: I think it's good, so I.

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Speaker 5: Can check out that in the next two weeks. It

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Speaker 5: should be the first episode.

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Speaker 4: It's just you or it's gonna be You're gonna watch it,

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Speaker 4: so you're gonna find out you watch it, and then

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Speaker 4: I'll come back on and.

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Speaker 9: Then we'll talk about it again.

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Speaker 5: Where can people find this? It'll be on my YouTube channel.

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Speaker 5: So I am.

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Speaker 8: Beautiful always would be catching me and Sydney, Dash and

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Speaker 8: Dick every second Saturday at our monthly show at Carmel

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Speaker 8: Lounge the second Saturday of every month. It's a bomb

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Speaker 8: ass comedy show. The clerk is on it several times

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Speaker 8: and killed it. Probably definitely all the panties in the room. Actually,

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Speaker 8: this Saturday is this Saturday Saturday. The show starts at

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Speaker 8: eight o'clock and you can catch me on Instagram at

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Speaker 8: Greezy r e E e z y and then you

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Speaker 8: can catch my YouTube videos at miss Reezy sr ez.

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Speaker 11: Why Sydney, where you at, girl girl, I'm on the

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Speaker 11: unofficial expert page on Instagram and I'm on Instagram by myself, yes.

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Speaker 5: Or no? Just to b Yeah, all right, thank you

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Speaker 5: so much, Sydney guys. Go check out them standard heype.

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Speaker 8: Ladders and n't get to subscribe and comment on this podcast.

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Speaker 5: Baby. We'll see you guys next week.

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Speaker 13: Bye.

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Speaker 5: Yes