WEBVTT - Pepperidge Farm Cookies

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's scary.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in charge. Scary is on the phone. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Scary?

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<v Speaker 2>Go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Kim, Good morning. So you want to play

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<v Speaker 1>a phone tap on your dad?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear he owns a pepperd farm cookie route.

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<v Speaker 2>That's correct, he owns three and.

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<v Speaker 1>You deliver for him. Yes, what do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do to him?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I drive a truck and I want to say

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<v Speaker 2>that on the way to one of the stores, I

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<v Speaker 2>had forgotten to lock the door at the previous store,

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<v Speaker 2>so all the cookies went all over the highway.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to listen in and you call him right here?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, hello Dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah it's Kim.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a big problem. What happened? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna kill me. Come on, Kim, tell me what

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<v Speaker 2>I must not have locked the door coming from shop

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<v Speaker 2>right so that you do that a lot? No, I don't,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you.

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<v Speaker 4>Do, because I know I know a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 4>How much stuff did you do?

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<v Speaker 2>All but eleven cases? Huh? All the stuff but eleven cases.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on Root fifteen, I'm on a payphone.

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<v Speaker 4>You mean there's stuff all over the street.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all, but there's just eleven cases in the truck. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta be kidding Kim.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I'll get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Kimberly, what do I do? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't anybody beat it you or anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how I found out.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't tell you how many times I've seen you

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<v Speaker 4>do that. You gotta ride back, you, you gotta try and.

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<v Speaker 2>Find that stuff. Oh my god, Dad, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>Dad is right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I came down Virture Valley and I was on going

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<v Speaker 2>up through fifteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Jesus Chryst Almighty. I don't believe this.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably ten thousand dollars worth of product. Sorry, you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta show you use in your head a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Tim, You do that all the time. You just shut

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<v Speaker 4>that door. You don't push that thing down.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad. Is there any way we can get refunded for

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<v Speaker 2>these things?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, we can't, Kim, Nope? Nice today?

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<v Speaker 2>Yo?

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<v Speaker 3>Are these cookies for free?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>The damaged ones?

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<v Speaker 3>That's great? What do you have? You have milanos in here?

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<v Speaker 4>Kim? Kim away?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't be giving a park away? Get that stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Scooped up, so we at least.

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<v Speaker 4>Have account so I know what I can deduct, what

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<v Speaker 4>I can get rid of.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I take a package of sauce? Alito?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, I'm I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not gonna use these, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Call them edd to boss on me, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>get fired if you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>If if he starts taking stuff, yeah, I'm gonna get fired.

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<v Speaker 2>I you really can't take those.

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<v Speaker 3>This case over here is on damage.

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't touch them.

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<v Speaker 3>I got two kids at home.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell them no, we can't have them. Tell you pull

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<v Speaker 4>the cops if it does.

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<v Speaker 2>Put them on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hey, hey, listen. Are these are your cookies?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? They are my cookies, and don't touch them. A right?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I have a package of Milanos?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you can't have a package of Milanos? But they're

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<v Speaker 4>all leaders are off there old cops.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're stealing the stuff and I'm allowed to take it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never seen so many cookies before. I've been following

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<v Speaker 3>her for like ten miles. These cookies are all over

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<v Speaker 3>the road.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then we'll take life and play down world cups.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, get a cookie problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to take them.

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<v Speaker 1>How about Dad?

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<v Speaker 2>Keep been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember how you said you thought.

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<v Speaker 1>They were fake Dad?

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<v Speaker 3>This is scary, Jones.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to tell you what I think. You're

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<v Speaker 4>You're You're absolutely horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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