WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Pastrami Nose Sucker 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.599 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, the Clearinghouse of 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:23.479 Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:29.440 with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:33.400 In the a Everywhere. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:39.680 Welcome into the Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday. Additionally, Fifth Hour 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:46.919 with Me, Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio. As it 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:53.280 is week number eighteen, it kicks off later today. We 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:57.560 have double barrel action Danny in the NFL. 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.640 The Pets, Trailers. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:02.720 The Insers, and the Poets with a backup Poets the Ravens. 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.640 That's the first game today at four thirty Eastern time 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:08.960 one point thirty for those of us that live in 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:12.319 the West. And then the late game the Texans and 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:15.560 the Colts. That's a playing game, the Texas and the Colts. 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:19.399 The winner will be a playoff team. Unless my math 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:22.360 is wrong, the winner of that game will be a 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:23.040 playoff team. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:23.760 At ten. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:27.920 And seven, and there's all kinds of holidays, Danny. Today, 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:30.520 every day is a holiday. I mentioned this the other day. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.800 Is so many dopey holidays and nobody knows about and 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:35.800 people for some reason like these. I got a good feedback, 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:39.040 Danny about dopey We need to mention more dopey holidays. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.280 Oh you mean like the national days. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.680 Yeah, yeah, that's today. You know, this being the sixth 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:49.000 day of January. It is Apple Tree Day today. It's 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:53.240 observed annually on January sixth. It's Cuddle Up Day. That's 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:58.919 Big Epiphany Day, also known as Three Kings Day. It 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:02.840 is Fruitcake cost Day, so if you want to toss 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:05.800 a fruitcake, and if you're you're looking to fart a lot, 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:09.200 it's National Bean Day today. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:12.600 Most of these days are stupid, unless there's some fun 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.800 twist we can have on the radio, like fart sound effects. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.440 Yeah, that could be that could be good. It's a 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.280 National Technology Day today. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:25.720 That's it's great glorying. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:26.679 Yeah. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.720 Oh, this is this is actually relevant National takedown. The 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:35.000 Christmas Tree Day is January. If my wife so paranoid 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.280 because she works in law enforcement, she hears stories about 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.680 people's houses burning up from Christmas trees. We got rid 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:44.080 of that thing. The first sign of that tree starting 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.320 to die, I think was gone. We just said, get 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.239 the f out of here, we're done with you, and 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:51.799 he got rid of that thing right away. 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:53.320 So I think that tree has been gone for a while. 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:54.160 But I guess. 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.760 Today is national take down your Christmas Tree. But on 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:01.240 this podcast, we've got foody Fun Tommy Paradise. Not related 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:02.200 to foody fund men in a way. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.880 It is in the face opposition research. 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.880 And that will likely be all we have time for. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.200 But foody fun. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:12.720 Is where we begin. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:18.200 These are stories about food that caught our attention, and 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:22.480 so he said, why not Red Lobster. They are offering 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.480 twenty dollars lobster and shrimp scampy deal. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.359 Are you a lobster and shrimp scampy guy. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.160 I'm not a big seafood guy, so it really wouldn't 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:31.640 apply to me, but it's true. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:35.360 Yeah, yeah, I'm probably not from Red Lobster. I do 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.440 love their cheddar Bay biscuits, though. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:38.760 I've had those. Those are really good. 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:40.560 That's through tomorrow, by the way, so you have like 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:47.440 today and tomorrow little Caesars slices in stick pizza. It's back, Danny, 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:48.120 It's back. 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:54.720 No, you knowcet about diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea. 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:59.320 Pizza pizza, Pizza Del Taco offering sixty cent snack tacos 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.640 now Del Taco available in the West. That's not a 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:06.320 national chain, it's a regional chain. But that's through March 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:12.720 early March. So there is that Starbucks new iced shaken 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:16.240 hazel nut oatmelk espresso espresso. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.120 Well I saw this. It's only seventy two grams of sugar. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.159 You will literally walk out with diabetes. But that is 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:27.840 the that is the gift. It's an added bonus. It's 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:28.559 an added bonus. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:28.840 There. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.760 What else did I see that was interesting? On Foody Fun? 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:36.320 Here's another one of those stories about fast food items 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:40.640 that you can get cheaper versions of by going to 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:45.760 places like all the Costco and Walmart. We've used a 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:47.960 lot of these, We've gotten some good feedback on them, 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:52.560 and so I guess I'll mention a few of these. Now, 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.880 are you an all de fan? There are all these 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:56.680 where we are. But the problem I have with all 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.280 these you got to put like quarters in to get 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.440 the cart. That's annoying, Like that. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.800 I can use a cart. When I went in, I 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:07.000 had my first all the experience about four or five 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:07.640 weeks ago. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.280 Oh, you you're a newbie to all the I've been 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.119 there before a few times over the years. 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.200 There was no rhyme or reason to where everything was 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:17.360 located in the store. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.039 Yeah, it's a little bunch. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:23.160 Of like leftover stuff, I guess, a lot of discontinued 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:24.400 items and stuff like that. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.400 Yeah, it's it's a cheaper You've got a lot of 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.000 stuff that's on sale, give you a deal. But the 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:33.080 claim is that if you love the McDonald's Big Mac, 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:37.640 you can find double the patties, double the flavor option, 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:41.960 the all the double cheeseburger, and they claim it's all 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:46.640 these versions. They have their own version of the iconic 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:48.559 Big Mac. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:51.839 Is that in the frozen section. 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:59.120 Yes, there's also the white Castle Racist, which I think that's. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.880 From White Castle, So I don't know that that is 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:01.920 I don't think. 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.200 Yeah, yeah, we've seen that in the frozen section. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:08.080 That's not that's not something to get all excited about. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.960 What else Costco they have? Oh, yeah, we've talked about. 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:15.960 This is the Chick fil a Nuggets ripoff version and 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:22.240 the chicken the just Bear lightly Bear, lightly breaded chicken chunks. 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.440 Yeah, We've been buying those here at my house for 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:24.839 a while. 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:27.920 Yeah, those are really good. Those are those are solid. 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:31.599 And then Walmart's got the actually tried that. I think 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.160 we talked about this last we talked about it last week. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:35.120 I don't know I saw it. I don't know if 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:37.479 we mentioned it on the podcast, but that that you 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:45.160 can get rip off Taco Bell taketos at Walmart. And 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.080 I was like, oh, that's you know, that bullshit. You 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.760 know that's not going to taste like Taco Bell. And 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.080 I'm not even a huge Taco Bell fan. I just thought, well, 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.360 I've had the taktos at Taco Bell and I thought 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.200 they were all. They were fine and it's restaurant quality. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:02.680 So I bought bought the box, and I mean it 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:06.960 was pretty pretty much the same. I was like shocked, Like, man, 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:10.360 it was like the Dell mex version of the taketo, 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.520 the chicken and cheese version, and it was pretty right on. 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:18.320 They got the dipping sauces that are dupes, and the 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.400 taketos are just like Taco Bell, the rolled chicken tacos, 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:23.880 and I mean there's a bunch of other stuff, but. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.040 You'll give you a quick hack. You know the Polynesian 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.160 sauce at Chick fil A. Uh huh, it's sweet. It's 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:35.360 almost like a sweet and sour. Yeah. At Costco they 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.600 have those egg rolls that they sell really good and 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:42.920 they're pretty healthy. Get the Polynesian sauce. You can buy 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.400 the Chick fil A Polynesian sauce at any grocery store. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.520 Put that on a plate, a little of that. Put 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.480 a few of those egg rolls in the air fryer, boom, 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.440 You're good your gold. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:55.040 Yeah. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:08:00.240 I felt very plugged in because of this podcast any 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.000 because during the week, I think it was the Friday show, 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:03.560 the end of the show. 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:04.880 At the end of the week show. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:09.240 And Cooper Loop we're talking in our production meeting, which 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.600 is really like a brief conversation off the air, and 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:16.280 Coop said that he went to Costco and they had 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:19.280 chocolate chip cookies and he didn't realize they were going 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.480 to have chocolate chip cookies. So then I got to 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:24.440 explain because of the podcast, and I'd given the story 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.080 a couple of weeks ago, we talked about the chocolate 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:30.040 chip cookie replacing the churro in the Costco food court, 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:33.560 which is really big news for everybody, and Coop said 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:38.240 two fifty for the cookie, and it's their version of 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:41.200 like the Crumble cookie, and it was well made, but 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:42.960 probably not worth two fifty. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:46.440 He felt like, not worth the two fifty. Okay, it's 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:48.240 his movie, but yeah, yeah, it's one of those. 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:51.200 Times with those crumble prices. That's not a bad deal. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.160 Yeah, crumbles like ten bucks probably for the same cookie. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.959 So if you're into it, and kids generally love cookies, 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.760 so I gotta believe they're good. They're banking on kids 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.560 with their parents who go shopping that on the way out, Hey, 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.959 I see a giant chocolate chip cookie. 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:08.280 That's gonna be call in a couple of years, Danny. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:12.000 While we're inside FOODI fun, I should mention that I 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:15.840 got to sample some of Benny's brittle, that peanut brittle 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.640 that you put in the Christmas box you gave me. Yeah, 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.960 it's the first sugar or the first candy I should 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:26.840 say that I have intentionally eaten in the past thirteen weeks. Ooh, 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.560 and man, was it worth it? That brittle is better 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:31.840 than seese candies? 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:32.840 Wow? 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:36.960 Yeah, you I'm not kidding, not just pulling your leg here, Ben, Yeah, 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.120 you can get done with radio, which could be any 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.400 moment after yesterday. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.320 Yeah, with the gift card. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:46.240 Yeah yeah, with you emailing the boss about a phantom 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:51.360 gift card. Seriously, you could call it Benny's brittle. That 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:55.079 peanut brittle you made was so good. I kept sneaking 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:58.440 back to the box and taking pieces out, and I'm 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.640 not supposed to be eating sugar right now. 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.120 I couldn't help myself. I was like a gremlin. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.280 Yeah, well, I'm sorry you fell off the wagon because 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.559 of that. I thought, but maybe you give your kids 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:12.480 or your wife could have so well, no, no, it's good. 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:16.280 I just started futzing around with peanut brittle and I 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.520 was like, because I saw some other people that made it, 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.719 and I was like, well, my brother in law has 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.640 made us, so I thought that can't be that hard. 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.880 But I wanted to, like really really nail it, you know, 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:26.800 I want to. 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:27.480 I want to. 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.280 It's a science to it. It's it's actually just it's 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.240 not hard to make, but to do it right. I 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:35.400 even went out and bought It's what a loser I am. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:40.120 I bought a candy thermometer because. 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:41.120 All right, you mentioned that. 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:44.600 Yeah, yeah, like the whole, the whole secret thing. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:49.560 Is is there's this sweet spot where if you mix 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:52.600 everything together, you got to keep stirring it, but it 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:56.480 has to get to the perfect temperature and then you 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:59.440 have to quickly get you have to pour the brittle 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.560 out and let it kind of set. And if it's 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.280 not the right temperature, and I screwed it up a 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:09.000 couple of times, it's terrible. But if it's the right temperature, 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:13.120 it's it's the quality of like a bakery or a 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:13.880 dessert shop. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:17.760 Maybe a new nickname, the Willy Wonka of late night radio. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.760 Well, thank you, and I'm I'm my next thing, and 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.800 maybe I'll do this today and we can talk about 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:25.400 it later on on the podcast. 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:26.960 If I do, maybe i'll do it tomorrow. But it's 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:31.560 he I'm gonna do a brittle, but macadamia nut brittle. 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:33.640 Yeah, that's Hawaiian style. 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.480 So that yeah, because I had that when I was 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:39.280 a little kid, we went on a family vacation to Hawaii. 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.560 I didn't appreciate Hawaii because I didn't want to go. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:43.280 It was a long flight. I didn't, you know, a 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.640 fat kid at the beach. But the thing my mom 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.240 gave me that I still remember and I loved it 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:52.600 was the Macadamian nut brittle that that was so good? 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.199 Oh my god, it was so amazing. I still remember it, 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.800 and I don't really I haven't had it outside of Hawaii. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:01.920 So that's my new as my grandfather will say, michigos 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:03.880 that I'm gonna mess around with. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:08.559 I am such a radio loser. A couple of the 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:09.560 foody nottes quickly. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:16.360 McDonald's Canada has added new hot honey mccrispy sandwich to 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:21.600 the menu. Hot nuts, yeah, so will that be coming 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:28.840 to a Meca? A Mahka CAFC has introduced new honey 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:33.000 barbecue wraps with a new spicy mac and cheese wrap. 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:33.959 I think I'm good on that. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:38.280 There are five McDonald's pies to try around the world. 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.800 Does that interest you at all? Five McDonald's pies to 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.960 try around the world. In Malaysia they have a banana 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:49.400 caramel pie that actually doesn't sound bad. It could be 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:55.599 all right, Oh this sounds terrible. Japan beef stew pie. Yeah, 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:00.160 what are they doing in Japan? Come on, nasty? This 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.200 one's in the in Ireland. In the UK, you can 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:09.600 get Galaxy caramel pie, crispy deep fried chocolate pastry, pie 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:15.120 filled with caramel sauce. It does look like the original 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.760 apple pie. The crust on it looks like the original 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.640 apple pie. Let's see what else do it? 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:23.319 That kind of stuff all looks so gross to me. Now, 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:26.240 maybe a little bite of it. I can't believe I 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:29.079 used to eat crap like that, like the old dessert. 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:30.640 Yeah, well, you're better not. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:32.720 I'll only give you a brittle like once a year 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.440 unless you want more than again. 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:36.800 Be my brittle pusher. 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:42.160 The ovaltine pie available in Hong Kong. That is one 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.760 of the most disgusting things I have ever recently looked at. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:51.840 Here a chocolate crust, chocolate filling, but it's all like ovaltine. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:53.160 Hard pass on that. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:54.640 I'm good on that, all right? 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:59.760 So that ends the foody fun portion of the podcast, 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:02.480 but there is more to go. For example, this is 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.559 the Saturday part to a Life of Mallard, Life of 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:09.680 Danny G. So we had a staycation last weekend, the 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.040 last weekend of twenty twenty three. Me and the wife 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:15.200 pretended that we were like La tourists that had a 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:20.560 grand time. We were grubbing around La Destination Pastrami paradise, 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.440 which means Langer's Delhi talk about it every once in 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.000 a while. I go there every once in a while 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:27.880 on the podcast A Slice of Delicatess in Heaven. 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:30.200 Right across from MacArthur. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:30.480 Park in LA. 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:35.160 You can get any kind of you know, fake id's 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.760 or drugs or contraband in that park during the and 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:40.680 then if you go back at night, Danny, you can 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:41.440 get shanked. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:42.280 Got a murder. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:44.920 So it's really whatever you need. They got a little 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:45.480 bit of everything. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:48.640 And the way I look at this, if you're going 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:52.320 to charge almost thirty dollars for a pastrami sandwich, it 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:54.880 better be good, right, it better be good. This place 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.680 is amazing. It's better than the New York delis. And 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:02.000 I just learned that last year. We went to the 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:07.000 to New York to visit my my brother for my 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.520 niece's graduation from from high school. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:10.960 So we were there for like. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.760 A week, you know, we went did that whole thing, 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.160 and and we went to the famous Kats's Deli, which 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:19.200 had been my favorite New York Delhi, and it hailed 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:23.240 in comparison to Langers. I don't know what they do 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:24.880 there that's so good now that I'm gonna have to 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.640 go back to New York next time and try some 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:27.680 other delicate testants. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.200 So maybe some of you guys who. 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.920 Are in the New York area, let me know what 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.960 your favorite delicate testant is, and I'll give it a shot. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:35.800 I was always gone to Kats and wasn't that good. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:39.960 But this place in La Is Nuts, it's it's just wonderful. 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.240 And so that's how we started our day. We waited online. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.880 There was a line to get in. You have to 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:48.120 eat lunch there because you can't have dinner. The thing 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.800 closes at four o'clock. It's that bad a neighborhood. They 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:52.640 close at four o'clock. You don't want to be there 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.240 when it gets starting, you know, you just want to 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:59.520 get out of there because it's just terrible. The next 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:06.800 stop was the Neon Lights, and that's Glendale Bro, Glendale Bro. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:07.960 I used to love. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:13.120 Working out at the gym in Glendale. I enjoyed that 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.120 very much, very much back in the day. Sus to 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.560 live not far from there, but they have a Neon museum. 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:21.360 Have you ever been to the Neon Museum, Danny, No, Yeah, 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:22.360 I didn't know about it. 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:24.800 Well, I didn't know, but i'd heard about it. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:28.360 But I'd never gone, and we decided, Hey, we're doing 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:31.160 our staycation. We had a nice pastrami Paradise. Let's go 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:35.280 over to Glendale and there we will right across from 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:39.120 Americana by the way, right across fro Americana and soak 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:42.200 up the ambiance the neon lights as I believe ten 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.880 Bucks if I remember correctly, right across a big mall 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:47.000 in Glendale. If you're in the LA area, you're familiar 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:50.280 with that. If not, if you visit LA. I enjoyed 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:51.680 my stop. Some of the high lights. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.520 Love that mall by the way, the outdoor part of 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:55.800 it with the water fountains. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:58.360 Oh, it's great. Yeah, Americana is a beautiful mall. 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:02.160 So anyway, the the highlights, there's all the stuff's available 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:06.640 on Instagram. Ben Maler on Fox on Instagram and more 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:09.280 on the Instagram page. Tomorrow on the I got a 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:12.239 story I'm gonna say for tomorrow. But after after that 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:13.840 we moved on a little bit. But some of the 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:17.879 signs my favorite was this old this I put it 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.120 right at the front of the I posted some photos 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:22.919 on the Instagram page, which are also available on Facebook. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:28.000 But it was this exterminating company from back in like 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:32.520 the sixties in La and the sign was a guy 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:36.159 wearing a top hat like he was Abraham Lincoln and 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:39.879 a jacket, like a nice dress jacket and running with 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:41.919 a case with his name on it. 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:42.200 Doc. 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:44.560 He's a cartoon character. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.560 Doc kills kills him and it's all the neon and it 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.200 says his patients all die. 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:56.879 It's massive and it's it's urine. Oh it's so good. 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:57.959 I love that. 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:01.639 Some of my my other favorites. There was a horse 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:06.359 that kind of moved a neon win with winning wire. 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.560 It was called There was the La Pama Chicken sign, 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:13.040 which was pretty funny. This is like a bunch of 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:14.800 like random random stuff. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:17.920 That was was pretty cool. So so there was that. 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:24.120 Enjoyed that and from there we are last stop we 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:28.920 we we hung out at the Grand Central Market more 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:33.000 and that maybe later. But it was not in the face, Dan, 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:34.760 I mean, the food was in the face, but that 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:37.040 was about it. That was all that was in the face. 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:39.760 In the face that went down your pie hole is 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:41.920 what that food did. Hello, did you. 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.800 And your wife split the thirty dollars pastrami or you 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:45.720 each had your own? 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.600 Well, you know, I'm a cheap soob So we did 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:50.600 split because and but it wasn't because of that. 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:52.800 Well that's all. I'm not hating on that. That's a 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:53.560 veteran move. 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:57.280 Yeah, it was like it was really expensive and we 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:00.480 were planning on kind of grazing like cattle. So we 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:02.720 figured we were going to eat again. So let's not 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:05.040 spoil our. You know, we want to head. We wanted 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:08.240 to have room, so we did split. That's the way 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:12.320 to go, just to taste of the base exactly. Now 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:17.320 our very first parent fail. Oh yeah, let's back up 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:19.440 the last week of December, a couple of days before 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:24.159 the new year. Baby CoA drooling because he's teething. He 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:27.560 needed a bath, and she's like doing baby talk to him. Oh, 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:29.880 I'm gonna wash her here, I'm gonna clean it. I'm 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:30.800 gonna clean your poop. 0:19:30.880 --> 0:19:35.080 But so she wraps him up, she runs the warm 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:38.760 bath water, gets him in there. I hear him splashing 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:42.200 around having fun. I'm watching some TV in the bedroom 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:44.879 as she's in the bathroom, you know, giving him a bath, 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:46.200 and I hear. 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:50.760 Oh, no, oh, no, oh no. Yeah, you don't want to. 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:54.359 You don't want to never, it's not something you're looking for. 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:57.960 Yeah, I run into the bathroom, the light on, her 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:02.439 phone on and it in his face, and I'm like, 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:03.359 what is going on? 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:04.080 What happened? 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:09.400 She took baby body wash, started by washing his arms 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:13.800 in his hands, and CoA immediately took his hand and 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.720 directly put his hand right into his eye. 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:25.119 Oh no, the face in the face, the face. No, 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:29.359 you don't want to eyes cor Oh boy, man, he 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:30.879 see those things come on. 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:35.000 My mom liked to say everything was a bloody murder scream. 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:36.040 It really was. 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:39.359 Though he had this big red ring around his eye. 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:43.480