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Speaker 1: Okay, podcast starts now.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Today we are in the studio in Hollywood, California.

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Speaker 2: The life updates are NonStop, NonStop. I wish they would stop.

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Speaker 2: I literally wish for one day there were no life updates.

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Speaker 1: I would actually be so grateful for have to have

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Speaker 1: one day where I don't have to text anyone that

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Speaker 1: anything has happened.

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Speaker 2: I swear to God, the way I am fielding phone

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Speaker 2: calls left and right, you would not believe. So first

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Speaker 2: of all, I'm visiting La that's right to do my

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Speaker 2: famous stand up show. So now two nights, baby and

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Speaker 2: I the other day, in the same day, you were

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Speaker 2: in the hospital getting surgery while my sister in law

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Speaker 2: was giving birth. Two hospitals, two coasts, two patients, two

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Speaker 2: and I am I'm feeling like, you know, the carmelo soprano,

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Speaker 2: the matriarch at home, that's like, oh, my boys are

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Speaker 2: are okay, that's my that's Carmelo Southern carmel sopredo. And meanwhile,

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Speaker 2: my mom, who's very invested in both things, like how's Sam,

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Speaker 2: how's the baby, how's Sam calling me? The second I'm

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Speaker 2: you know, entering a work there whatever. Yeah, And then

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Speaker 2: I'm visiting you at the hospital. I'm saying, I need

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Speaker 2: to bring him two pastries. What if he's hungry? What

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Speaker 2: if my boy is hungry? And guess what I was,

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Speaker 2: and you were of course I'm getting a FaceTime to

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Speaker 2: meet the baby while I'm at the other hospital. Then

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Speaker 2: I'm like in the lobby of the hospital, people around me,

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Speaker 2: you know, having god knows what. And then I'm like

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Speaker 2: in the best mood ever, being like she's so cute,

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Speaker 2: and then everyone around me is like in the process

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Speaker 2: of like dealing with some terrible illness.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well you've really held it all together,

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Speaker 1: my rock. You've been the rock to so many people

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Speaker 1: this week. And yeah, I had a surgery and you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm to the point and so many calls, so many texts.

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Speaker 1: My family's like, what's wrong, how are you? And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't have time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there is a I'm there is a sort

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Speaker 2: of munchausen esque thing happening with you where no one

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Speaker 2: knows exactly what they do. Is Well, it's because.

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Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like an easy it's not

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Speaker 1: a quick word. You can't be like, oh, I had

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Speaker 1: an appendectomy, of course, you know, it's sort of it's

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Speaker 1: mine was sort of custom.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and you always go customer.

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Speaker 1: I've never if you're getting your surgeries off the rack,

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Speaker 1: you need to grow up. It's twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in Los Angeles at Oscar's weekend. Like if

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Speaker 2: you're if you're out there literally getting like you're like amputated, Like,

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Speaker 2: grow up up, get a custom surgery.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just know that it's perfectly fine, and was

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Speaker 1: sort of kidney related and yeah, I'm gonna say it.

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Speaker 1: I have a catheterin currently.

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Speaker 2: So we were saying, you know, we'll bring our guests

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Speaker 2: in a second, and I am dying too. But the

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Speaker 2: big debate this weekend was we are having you know,

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Speaker 2: one of our true idols, role models, like she is mother,

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Speaker 2: you know, everyone want to craze. Everyone has voted, and

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Speaker 2: she is the President of the United States. Yes, and meanwhile,

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Speaker 2: you have a catheter and there's no around it. The

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Speaker 2: debate is do We were like, will Kathy find it

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Speaker 2: leave the room to me?

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Speaker 1: To me, it had to be brought up because it

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Speaker 1: is so notable. It is, and I didn't know it

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Speaker 1: I was like, The first thing I thought was like,

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Speaker 1: so I'm going to be in a room with Kathy

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Speaker 1: Griva trying to do a comedy podcast while I.

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Speaker 2: Have a catheter in Okay, we actually need to bring

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Speaker 2: her in because I'm shaking with anticipation. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: please welcome you become literally the president of the United States.

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Speaker 2: Kathy Griffins.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love her. She is a round

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Speaker 3: of applause, all right, first time. I'm so honored because

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Speaker 3: I went on Twitter before it became x which is

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Speaker 3: now just a Nazi playground, but prior to that, when

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Speaker 3: it mattered. I asked my fans, I said, Gaga has

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Speaker 3: her monsters, Nick Minaj has the barbs. What do you

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Speaker 3: guys want to be called? And the number one and

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Speaker 3: vote was they wanted to be called catheters.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow.

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Speaker 3: I am honored, and my catheters support you. I have

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Speaker 3: had a catheter. I found it to be a great

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Speaker 3: which is the doctor word for me, it was so painful.

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Speaker 4: So my question is, how does your dick feel uncomfortable?

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Speaker 1: Okay, it feels uncomfortable, but not it's been getting better

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Speaker 1: every day. And yeah, I've had it since Thursday. How

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Speaker 1: long do we have it till Monday? Okay, but we'll

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Speaker 1: say it feels every time I move.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And the big part of the narrative is Sam's doctor

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Speaker 2: is being very chill about all of this. Sam didn't

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Speaker 2: and the doctor was like, what's the big deal? Right?

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Speaker 1: He was really like, well, most people would even want this,

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Speaker 1: Like why are you being so weird about it?

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Speaker 2: And You're like, well, I have to I have work,

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Speaker 2: Like why be able to go to work? He's like yeah,

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Speaker 3: It's like, okay, well it's a normal letters. Then the

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Speaker 3: doctors acting like none of us don't have a catheter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I also felt gas lip because I

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Speaker 2: told my mom and I was like, isn't it crazy

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Speaker 2: that we're gonna, you know, have to record in Tamo

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Speaker 2: the caather And she's like, what's the big deal. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: why is everyone trying to getting it's normal to.

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Speaker 1: My mom was like, that's horrible, and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: well don't go that hard, like I do have to

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Speaker 3: The baby wish I had one in But I'm also

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Speaker 3: granting that it's horrible and it also could be normalized for.

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Speaker 2: People, normalized, normalized gay guys.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. It's about time.

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Speaker 2: It's about timeout the movement.

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Speaker 1: I'm going out to dinner tonight and I think it's

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Speaker 1: I cannot something about how funny it will be to

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Speaker 1: like be having a martini and a catheters.

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Speaker 2: You can often?

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Speaker 3: Are you going to drain yourself?

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Speaker 1: I think I'm going to go as often as maybe

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Speaker 1: like every hour when the bag feels When I keep

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Speaker 1: saying for some reason, I keep referring to having the

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Speaker 1: catheter as Diva Mode unlocked.

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Speaker 3: Well that's fabulous. That is fabulous, right, turn that front

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Speaker 1: That extra I don't even need to pee, Diva.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, Disa Mode Unlocked would be a great album title

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 3: It would be really good special.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's really genius.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I have to confront about something which is so I'm

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Speaker 2: as everyone every listener knows. I grew up in Greece.

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Speaker 2: My family is Greek, and I happened to see on

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Speaker 2: a social media platform that you went to Madonna with me.

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Speaker 2: Everdalos my number one, the Queen of Greece, literally, the queen.

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Speaker 3: She is the Britney spears of Greece. She cannot go

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Speaker 3: three feet in Greece without being mobbed by fans.

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Speaker 2: Literally, and that's not a joke. And I last summer

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Speaker 3: From my big fact the Empire franchise.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, I was recently watching Curb. She's

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Speaker 2: in a season one episode of Curb. Larry's like doctor

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Speaker 3: That is stranger, That is not appropriate when you could

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Speaker 3: have been with the Queen of Greece.

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Speaker 2: Literally, So how was are you friends with her?

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Speaker 3: I'm friends with her, We've been friends for a long time.

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember how I met her. You know,

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Speaker 3: I call it the charity circuit.

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Speaker 3: I went to a thing last night for the Gay

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Speaker 3: and Lesbian Center, and I ran into Gabrielle Union, who

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Speaker 3: out with Tom and Rita. Oh yeah, oh, I know Rita,

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Speaker 3: the honorary King and Queen of Greece.

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Speaker 2: Honorary excuse you, Rita Will.

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Speaker 3: That's right, that's right, But there are two Greeks queens.

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Speaker 2: When I was growing up, the big thing was Tom

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Speaker 3: Sausage, getting getting sausage from Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 2: And read of course, you know dancing in the corner

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you feel like the Neo Ardalas.

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Speaker 3: When we went to Madonna. I don't know if you

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Speaker 3: And there's a great scene where Sally Field isn't getting

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Speaker 3: lot of hey Kathy, and I was stopping and they are,

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Speaker 3: Paris at least three times and said, you're on your own, bitch,

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Speaker 3: it's my time now. But it was a fantastic night.

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Speaker 3: We had a wild girls evening and I did do

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Speaker 3: You can see it. Because as much as we all

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Speaker 3: worship the Queen Madonna, I did not know she has

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Speaker 3: a strict no air conditioning policy. We chrosey O'donnald said,

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Speaker 3: extends to her life and her homes, Yes, because she

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Speaker 3: thinks it's unhealthy. And so we ended up leaving early

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Speaker 3: because I'm an older gal, and we actually started getting overheated.

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Speaker 3: And even though Paris Silton was dressed up like S

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Speaker 3: and M. Madonna in some little off of Sheet God

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Speaker 3: from Trashy Laingerie that day, Lunelle was in like these

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Speaker 3: I feel very pilty about that. And I would not

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Speaker 3: for her to yell at me and say, who do

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Speaker 4: Album really it's good too. You can see the movie.

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Speaker 3: get out there and vote vote blue, no matter who.

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Speaker 3: Vote down ballot, not just the presidential And Joe is

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Speaker 4: You will say you see.

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Speaker 3: Gay bashing like you've never imagined. It's going to be

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Speaker 3: I have to do as a humble, humble icon.

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Speaker 2: Well, we are in the we'll send you.

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Speaker 3: Can you catch me calling myself an icon?

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen, did you catch me disagreement? Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: didn't blame the ones I said correct. Yeah, But we're

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 4: I will wear it probably incredible.

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Speaker 3: The Daily Mail without makeup anytime.

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Speaker 1: That would be actually groundbreaking for us good.

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Speaker 3: I will absolutely wear it.

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Speaker 2: To do our first segment.

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Speaker 1: I think we should do so eager.

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Speaker 3: I will wear that T shirt until I'm paparazzi didn't.

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Speaker 2: Daily Mail wearing our merch. And it's a it's a

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Speaker 2: positive message, both positive message. That's true. So, Kathy, our

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Speaker 4: I don't need it to.

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Speaker 2: And the one rule is you can't ask any follow

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Speaker 3: You just like I'm barely interested in this conversation.

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Speaker 4: Let's see the second ry.

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Speaker 2: Kathy Ready being best dressed at the Grammys, or being

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Speaker 2: arrested in Miami. Arrested Miami, okay, Kathy.

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Speaker 1: A Fellini film or a Panini press press.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Kathy. Being open to interpretation, or being honest about

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Speaker 2: the allegations.

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Speaker 2: Speeding on the freeway or receding during a freeway receding during.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, government corruption or chocolate mint confection, government corruption.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, seizing the damn day, or teasing that dumb gay

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Speaker 4: Oh, teasing that dumb gay.

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Speaker 3: Melatonin.

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Speaker 2: You know, we rank our guest performance on a scale

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Speaker 3: I say, we go, okay to ever go the doves,

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Speaker 1: We're going into debt.

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Speaker 2: We're going into debts, debt.

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Speaker 4: You may need them at some point. I get it,

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Speaker 2: The one. Once we start selling some merch we'll get

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Speaker 3: It's a throwback, but also at PTSD and we talk

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Speaker 2: A true American hero. Oh yeah, I'm serious.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I have a lot of thoughts.

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Speaker 2: This is a photo from the year two thousand and nine.

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Speaker 3: Very good year for me, very good year, from the

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Speaker 3: book signing of Kathy Griffin Official.

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Speaker 4: Book Club selection.

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Speaker 2: I would say that this was in San Francisco, right

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Speaker 3: Maybe you are maybe maybe you know I need cl

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Speaker 2: It's me and Kathy she's holding up her book official

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Speaker 3: Nine, which I thought by giving that title, I could

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Speaker 3: And then they get turned into movies, and then.

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Speaker 2: They get turned into movies. Yeah, that's the ticket. So

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the book, get the hint.

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Speaker 4: Kathy griff best seller.

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Speaker 3: directors of Weight Watchers because she admitted she's lost all

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Speaker 3: the weight because of ozembic, not because of Weight Watchers.

443
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Speaker 3: But in Oprah fashion, she's going to do a whole

444
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,439
Speaker 3: special about it. And I'm wondering if she's going to

445
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 3: get other celebs to admit they're on it, because I

446
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,280
Speaker 3: feel like, if you're a celeb, who's on it, not

447
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:23,440
Speaker 3: that I'm saying they are Christina Aguilera. Let's just say

448
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,000
Speaker 3: it could possibly be Christina Aguilera, not that I know allegedly.

449
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,840
Speaker 3: I am alleging. This is my opinion. Has covered on

450
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Speaker 3: the umbrella the First Amendment under center.

451
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Speaker 1: They can't put you on the FI list for.

452
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Speaker 4: That, not for that.

453
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:41,199
Speaker 3: Well, Christina's powerful, but I wonder if she's going to

454
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Speaker 3: get anybody else to be like And now Kelly Clark's

455
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 3: we can't talk allegedly. I'm not saying Kelly's on ozembic,

456
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,880
Speaker 3: although we've already discussed that she has. Both of those

457
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,680
Speaker 3: women have killer voices and do lip sync. But I'm

458
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,439
Speaker 3: just telling you, whenever that Oprah ozempic special is, I

459
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 3: am there, I'm I have a screening room. You're invited

460
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 3: and homosexuals. We might let a couple of lesbians in

461
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:08,880
Speaker 3: if they care.

462
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:14,880
Speaker 2: Frankly, I don't know lesbian's care that Oprah's on ozempic.

463
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 2: Please write it and we have really help let us know.

464
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, although Rose O'Donnell, who is a famous lesbian, is

465
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 3: on Maunjaro because she's diabetic and had a coronary rest.

466
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 3: So it's a miracle drug. For her. So I actually

467
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 3: pro Zempic and Manjar I think they get a bad rap.

468
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 4: So there's a controversial tape.

469
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 2: Well from what from what I understand, as long as

470
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 2: there's enough for everyone, because the big deal is like.

471
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 4: What is actual diabetics needed?

472
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,719
Speaker 2: But as long as there's enough forever, as long as

473
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Speaker 2: enough for everyone, it doesn't seem like there are crazy

474
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 2: side effects or that it's I don't know.

475
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 1: It isn't confusing conversation to wait into because sometimes I'm like, wait,

476
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 1: what am I saying about?

477
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 2: Like if I'm like do whatever? Yeah, what is the

478
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Speaker 2: correct doctors?

479
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Speaker 3: That's why I'm here. I thought this like that TV show.

480
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Speaker 2: To no, this is the catheters.

481
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 3: Oh the Cath's fantastic. Then I know how to talk

482
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 3: to you. Yeah, exactly, all right, what's the segment?

483
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, no, no, no, we're just so now this is

484
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 2: the normal you know, the normal episode. So we want

485
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 2: to ask you what straight topic did you bring with

486
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 2: you today? What's straight about it? And then we'll sort

487
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: of get into it and have our little takes too.

488
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Speaker 3: All right, So this one is a little I don't

489
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 3: want to say dark. Yeah, But so as a I'm

490
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Speaker 3: sixty three. I've been, you know, working for decades doing

491
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 3: specials and TV shows and all this other stuff. So

492
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,880
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. I've saved up a nice chunk

493
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Speaker 3: of cha cash. I'm also good with money, which is

494
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 3: my other talent. I only have two. I'm funny and

495
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 3: I'm good with money. And so, by the way, save

496
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 3: your money. There's my advice. Save it, sock it away,

497
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 3: because take it for me, you want it for a

498
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 3: rainy day, because my rainy day was six freaking years long.

499
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 3: But my topic is I think I have yet to

500
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 3: be with a straight well straight guy. I was what

501
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 3: if I just douted to the I can't to be

502
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,199
Speaker 3: with the straight guy?

503
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Speaker 2: Can? I have heard no?

504
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 3: But I think I've yet to be with a guy

505
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 3: that isn't eventually feeling either emasculated or somehow diminished. Because

506
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: I'm a well known person and because I'm technically the breadwinner,

507
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 3: because rich guys tend to not ask me out. They

508
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 3: usually want like the young bimbos. So does that happen

509
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 3: in the gay world? And because of the gender politics,

510
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 3: when you have two men or two women or two

511
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 3: trans folks, is that out the window?

512
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Speaker 1: I think go ahead, no, this is a juicy thing.

513
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 1: This reminds me of like a conversation about height almost. Yeah,

514
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: Like in straight world, height is like the most is

515
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: so important. Tall girls like want taller guys. Guys feel

516
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: like if they're not.

517
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Speaker 4: Tall, they're girls are obsessed with Heightsed.

518
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 3: I'm short, so I've never had to come up, but

519
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 3: my friend like, I'm five to three, but my girlfriends

520
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 3: that are like five to seven, they it's a big deal.

521
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,719
Speaker 3: Plus they want to wear heels. Yeah, so those gals

522
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 3: need a guy that's like five to eleven.

523
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 2: And I've heard a lot of like tall girls be

524
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 2: like it's annoying because tall guys still want tiny girls.

525
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 2: And you're like, and it's like if I'm a girl,

526
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Speaker 2: if I'm a five to nine woman, I want a

527
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: taller man, but then he's dating the five to two women, right, yeah, right.

528
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 1: And I think this is something that I don't think

529
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: happens as much in the gay world. Is like this

530
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: like monetary uh, the monetarym balance meaning something more about you.

531
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Speaker 2: Well, it's complicated because it's almost simpler in the straight

532
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 2: world because there are these established norms and you either

533
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: follow them or you subvert them, and either way, you're

534
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 2: like making a conscious decision. And because there are no

535
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 2: norms in the gay world, it's almost like so much

536
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 2: goes unsaid that resentments can really build.

537
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Speaker 4: Up, right, and you know what I mean paying exactly.

538
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't like I do know I'm not

539
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 2: doxing them, but I do know a gay couple where

540
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 2: like that really became a thing and then one of

541
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 2: them had like kind of a break and was and

542
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 2: was just like woke up when Dan was like, wait,

543
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: I haven't paid for anything in ten years, and like

544
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 2: I don't have my independence and blah blah blah, I've

545
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 2: sort of without realizing given up my career. Like and

546
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: I do think what happened to that couple they broke

547
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 2: up and the other one moved back in with his parents.

548
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: Oh well, you know, I got to start somewhere a job.

549
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think you're right.

550
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean have you ever felt this like I

551
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: there was like especially like starting out, Misha was like

552
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: my long term boyfriend was like making more money than

553
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: me and in a way that I was very self

554
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,679
Speaker 1: conscious of. And I would be sort of like like

555
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 1: really like, well I'm gonna like like I would work

556
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: odd jobs to like pay rent and stuff. But like

557
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,919
Speaker 1: he would be like, well, I want to go to

558
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Speaker 1: a nice dinner and I'd be like, well, I can't

559
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: right split that.

560
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 2: You know what I will say, And I'm sort of

561
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 2: like working through this in real time. So I Matthew

562
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 2: and I were sort of comparable for a while when

563
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 2: the strike happened, and so I had like lost the

564
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: job and then the strike hap and so I had

565
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: like a bad twenty twenty three and during that time

566
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 2: it very much so I was making less money than him,

567
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: like flat out, And that is the year that I

568
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: proposed to him. And I'm like, did I subconsciously was

569
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: I like I need to reclaim back some power by

570
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 2: being the one to propose, right by becoming the man

571
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 2: literally like by initiating. And I do think that might

572
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,959
Speaker 2: be part of part of it or something.

573
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 3: Do you feel like in the gay community, it's something

574
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 3: that's discussed a lot because with straight women. I've never

575
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 3: been this girl, obviously, but I know girls that have

576
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 3: like a list and it's like he's got to have

577
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 3: this kind of car, he's got to make this much money,

578
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 3: and he's got to and I just never thought that way, No,

579
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 3: And I believe my parents fault.

580
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: To answer your question, I do think many gay guys

581
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: do think that way. Yeah, and it's a type, don't

582
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 2: you think.

583
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: No, it's like a it's like a yeah.

584
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 2: It's a very.

585
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 3: Specific type, the twinkie.

586
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 2: Yea, you said it. Yeah, Okay.

587
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 3: I was like, this is take care of me daddy' daddy.

588
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 2: Of course there's this type.

589
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: I even think like this, does.

590
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 3: Daddy daddy then resent the twink? Or is the twink

591
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 3: then resent daddy.

592
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 2: D I think it's actually beneficial situation. And you know what,

593
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: Sam and I talk about this sometimes, like being gay

594
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 2: guys in our thirties, we're in this noman zone or

595
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 2: we can't be young twink, please help me, daddy, And

596
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 2: we also can't be daddy yet. Yeah, and we are

597
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: invisible and like we'll be like in a in like

598
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 2: a party and it's all gay guys and it's like

599
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 2: clearly the older rich guys are looking for a hot

600
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 2: young guy. And then we're sort of like, so what

601
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 2: are you doing later? You guys need a new name

602
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: for just people in.

603
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 3: The middle, your own category, like the bears. There's yeah,

604
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 3: so they've tried to the middles.

605
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: Then the mids. They've tried to make like twunk happen.

606
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: But twink is like if you're like twink and what

607
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: it's like, Yeah.

608
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 3: I thought I was drunk, Twink, I have seen anything. No,

609
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 3: I just would never be inappropriate.

610
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 2: Twunk is am I wrong? The twunk is like more built.

611
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be like a thicker twin.

612
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,479
Speaker 2: A thicker twink, okay, and then of course Otter, as

613
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 2: you know, is a hairy twink.

614
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: But I do think like a twunk is sort of

615
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 1: like like when you're slightly older. Yeah, when you're like

616
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 1: a twink in your twenties, you sort of grow into

617
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: a twunk.

618
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting. I mean it's almost like if you're in

619
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,239
Speaker 2: your thirties, you sort of are like, well, now I'm

620
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 2: taking a break from being gay and I'm basically straight

621
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 2: because I'm invisible.

622
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 3: And then when I take out middle ages in thirties

623
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 3: and exactly, so that's why we can't be the mids mids.

624
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 3: You're too young to be mid should be fifties.

625
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

626
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, So in your relationships, has the money thing always

627
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: yes an issue?

628
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 3: I mean this is I don't know if the guys

629
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 3: would say that, but look, I mean I went on

630
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 3: the then Larry Kings Show and talked to then, you know,

631
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 3: Barbara Walsh is my first husband, you know, stole from

632
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 3: me and mezzled and that was brutal because my trust

633
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 3: issues went out the door. But also I couldn't figure

634
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 3: out why because I really did like provide everything, like

635
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 3: he didn't need to do that. But it's something that

636
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 3: every other female comic that I know who's in my

637
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 3: generation deals with. Maybe the young girl younger girls don't

638
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 3: I know the other thing I should confess, I don't

639
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 3: know that many comics. I know the girls in my

640
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 3: little clique, which is like Wanda psychs, Chelsea ham Or,

641
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 3: Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman, Margaret Chow, but I don't know

642
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 3: like a lot of the young up and coming girls.

643
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 3: So maybe it's a generational thing.

644
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of, like the women we know

645
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 2: in comedy and whether they struggle with this.

646
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of the dynamics I'm familiar

647
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: with are like the woman, especially when it's like two comedians.

648
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: I know a lot of like the woman comedian being

649
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: successful and the males. And now I feel like I'm

650
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: being mean to like a million of my friends.

651
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: I know, we can't know.

652
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: I'm actually I'm not going say that.

653
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: Actually is I think that too? Yeah, it's funny. I

654
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: actually I can think of two instances of people we

655
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 2: know where the man is more successful, and this is

656
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 2: both both of them are comedians and all the rest

657
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 2: of the women is more successful. But then, but Kathy,

658
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: but you you were in dating comedian and you were

659
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 2: in dating.

660
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 3: No, I am not attracted to comics at all. I

661
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: am attracted to regular guys. But I have been, you know,

662
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 3: a woman of means now for thirty years, and so

663
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: I had just I have no longer had an expectation

664
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 3: to meet a guy who has money or power. But

665
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 3: like I said, those guys don't come up to me.

666
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: Usually it's younger guys. But I have fucked every bar

667
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 3: back in Hollywood and Los Angeles and the greater Los

668
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 3: Angeles area and the Inland Empire and Orange County and

669
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 3: San Francisco. Anyway, you get the idea, not so much

670
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 3: conquered Agro country. You know, I skipped to be So

671
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 3: I just maybe it's me because I just don't have

672
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 3: an expectation of meeting like a rich guy.

673
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 4: But I look I have a house that's paid for outright.

674
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 3: I kind of almost can't imagine another guy having a

675
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 3: house and him being like, Okay, who's house we going

676
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 3: to live in? So there might be a part of

677
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 3: me that's going into it with that. Now, what about

678
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 3: what the gays with the houses? Because you know, you

679
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 3: got gays with a pump Springs house in a wee house.

680
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: So this is a confusing thing.

681
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, whose house are we living in? Whose house are

682
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 3: we flipping for more money?

683
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 2: Oh god?

684
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 4: I have the lesbians taken that over?

685
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: No?

686
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 2: No, well who's are doing it ethically? Except for well then,

687
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: and I think the gays like do not care about

688
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 2: Like the lesbians are like they're also reading a book

689
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 2: about gentrification as they're flipping. Yeah, I mean they're trying

690
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 2: to do it tastefully. They're trying to do it tastefully.

691
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: And then the gay guys are literally like with a gun. Yeah,

692
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 2: they're like, we turned this into a vacation. Vacation. Yeah,

693
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 2: did you see that? There is this group of gay

694
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: businessmen that are trying to do a new fire island.

695
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 2: So they found you know, like Europe, Like they are

696
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 2: saying they found like on island they're not saying where

697
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: it is.

698
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 4: Did you guys, is there a gay island?

699
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: Well so not yet, but if you give money to

700
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: these adventure capital you can.

701
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 3: So that is not a bad investment at all. And

702
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 3: I am not a risky investor. But let's tell you

703
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: if I just put the word out to just my

704
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 3: friends alone, by the way, we're building a gay island

705
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: which will turn into a country, like kidding, it's either

706
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 3: they're going to be a principality.

707
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: They're gonna win your a vision every year. Yeah.

708
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so if that's a happening thing, that's actually

709
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 3: a genius idea.

710
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: It's sort of like you know, every other you know,

711
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: Mikono's Fire Island, it happens sort of organically like gay

712
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: and usually how it happened is like it was a

713
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 2: very undesirable you know location.

714
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 3: And you people can then exactly they flipped an entire

715
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 3: island literally. Yeah.

716
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: So it is a fascinating experiment to be like we're

717
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: doing this with intention, We're we're literally going in with

718
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 2: like venture money. Yeah, and an island.

719
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 3: Do we know where in Europe it's going to be?

720
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 2: I think so, I think there's something scammy about this

721
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 2: like I think maybe I think maybe they like are

722
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 2: looking for an island, the Republic of Chad.

723
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: They haven't found it yet, but politically it's.

724
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 3: We're flying a desirable island. It's the goddamn I mean,

725
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 3: it's true, will find one that somehow doesn't have climate change. Yeah,

726
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: there's a mid century furniture shop already on the island

727
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 3: that the indigenous people ran. It's going to be fabulous

728
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 3: in anyway. But it's really kind of a genius idea.

729
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be hard to get there.

730
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: I know that.

731
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 3: Elected we're all going, they're taking me in. I'm insports.

732
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: I never went and we'll see you at the Tricksie

733
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 2: Metel show.

734
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 3: Yep, I'll be there.

735
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: I do think like maybe generationally the housing thing is

736
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: like we're just sort of like, at least I'm sort

737
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: of like, well, I'm never going to have a house.

738
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 2: It is. There is something about like, uh yeah, even

739
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 2: if you.

740
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 3: Have two guys renting places, Pattie decide who's going to

741
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 3: give up their place and who's gonna that's.

742
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: A good point.

743
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: I mean essentially you just go to the bigger place.

744
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 3: In my experience, right, yeah, the nicer one probably the

745
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 3: big one or the one with one.

746
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it is funny like I moved into

747
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 2: my boyfriend's place when we moved in together, and there

748
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: was about one week where I was I felt insecure

749
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: about that, and then I was like, I don't care anymore. No,

750
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 2: you're good at that. Actually, do you help with the rent? Yes? Yes, no,

751
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: we split everything that's.

752
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 3: Very gay in the straight world. It kind of right,

753
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 3: it's weird, like I don't know, like I I never

754
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 3: like asked my husband for rent money because it just, yeah,

755
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 3: felt like I'm just the one with the house and.

756
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: It would not be a big not at all.

757
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: And that's why I'm asking is I just can't believe

758
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty four we're still going through this and

759
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 3: I just don't know where the gays were on the

760
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 3: gender politics when it's the same gender totally.

761
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: Well, I do think it's just like because there are

762
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 2: again no established rules, it's both so liberating, yeah, and

763
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: also so scary because you don't know what rule book default, right.

764
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's a very confusing thing.

765
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 3: What's the government going to look like I'm gay Island.

766
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: That's a great question give the parliament. I think dictatorship, yeah, dictatorship. Yeah.

767
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 2: And also are they electing because the thing with gay

768
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: guys is they don't actually I want to elect a

769
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 2: gay guy. Okay, they want to elect like a tall woman, right.

770
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think there's something too.

771
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 2: It's sort of like with comedy. Actually, I feel this way,

772
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 2: where like gay guys prefer, you know, a really funny

773
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: woman comedian to like a gay guy being on stage

774
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,439
Speaker 2: because they're like, why isn't that me on stage? Yeah,

775
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: I'm a gay guy. I'm funny. I'm funny all the time.

776
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 3: I look at a woman, it's like, oh, I can

777
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 3: just sit back and look at it. Yeah, no, I look,

778
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 3: I would not be I would not have that house

779
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 3: if it weren't for my gay audience. And the places

780
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 3: I'm sold out on my tour are not just blue cities,

781
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 3: but you know, I'm sold out in Long Beach because

782
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 3: you people have taken over that yes, you know how

783
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 3: long it's like congratulations, congratulations and honor. It's near Laguna,

784
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 3: which you people have stamped with your robber stamp. And

785
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 3: the other one that's almost sold out is Palm Desert Shock.

786
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 4: Sure sure, like an old macaw them in Palm.

787
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 3: Desert and honey, that's when you get the homeowning gaze. Yeah,

788
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 3: you get the little older gays there and they have

789
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 3: maybe three houses, like maybe two in Amsprings and then

790
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 3: one and we.

791
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: Are you know, we went's that game that's a juy. No,

792
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 2: you didn't, you didn't, I didn't go Townhouse. No. So

793
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 2: Townhouse is this bar in essentially like the Upper east

794
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 2: Side kind of and it is you know, in the townhouse.

795
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 2: That's what it's called Townhouse, and it is traditionally where

796
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: older gay men intermingle with younger gays and historically also

797
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 2: where a lot of like gay sex work would happen.

798
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 2: And it's one of these places that's sort of frozen

799
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 2: in time because you know, now everything is online and

800
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 2: now everyone meets online. But then you go there and

801
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 2: you really do feel like, oh, we're back in the

802
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 2: hey day.

803
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

804
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 3: I saw a documentary about it.

805
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 4: Yes's reminded me.

806
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I think those gays, like those homeowning gays

807
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 2: are the ones coming to your show. Is the one

808
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 2: that is the ones that.

809
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 4: Go to town and they've seen it before.

810
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 3: And I look out of the audience sometimes and I

811
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 3: see a guy my age and I think, oh my god,

812
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 3: this guy may have seen me for the first time

813
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 3: thirty years ago. I absolutely love that. I love that

814
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 3: I get repeat business. That is good because I change

815
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 3: my act all the time. Every show is different every city.

816
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 3: I start with the local material. Although I have a

817
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 3: show in Huntington, New York on Long Island and there's

818
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 3: a Nazi march across from my show and they used

819
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,959
Speaker 3: my tour poster. Oh no, Nazis are protesting the categ

820
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 3: Griffin comedy show. That's terrified Nazis.

821
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 1: Oh god.

822
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm used to the Fred Phelps people the Kansas.

823
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 3: When I go there, it's the God hates Fags signe.

824
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 3: Although the Fred Phelps people are they're all in bread

825
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 3: and their teeth ops.

826
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 2: Well, that is sort of like it is, honestly punching

827
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 2: down to even Yeah, the.

828
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 3: Gays just end up posing with them, yes, which is

829
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 3: really an insult to me, but I understand it's part

830
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 3: of the exporld.

831
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 2: I have a I mean, I'm not gonna get into it.

832
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: I have a joke right now, and the punch light

833
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 2: is God is a woman and she hates fags. And

834
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 2: I think that's a really fun sign that you can

835
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 2: have as a counter protester, maybe with your face.

836
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still feminists.

837
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: Empowering.

838
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my gosh, I know some marches and the

839
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 4: other way.

840
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 3: The other thing is is keep marching. We kind of

841
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 3: stopped marching with COVID. Let's get back to march. Who

842
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 3: knows we had a close election. I'm getting I'm very

843
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 3: nervous for you people. Kiss those rights goodbye.

844
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: I mean, should we all move to purple states and

845
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 2: vote there?

846
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 3: Yes?

847
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 2: Okay, see you there. I mean you're doing the work.

848
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 3: Should we turn into Florida?

849
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 2: Lass what he's registered to vote in Florida? Okay?

850
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 3: See, that's a.

851
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 2: Smart is literally doing more for democracy than we are.

852
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 2: We need to step it up.

853
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 3: And by the way, can we just talk about how

854
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 3: he looks by far the best out of the instant

855
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 3: reunion for himself. But I mean Justin, first of all,

856
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 3: I think the straits are kind of turning on Justin.

857
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 3: Do guineys care about Justin anymore?

858
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 2: I Mean, here's the thing. Justin is just I hate

859
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 2: to say it, but he's sort of like embarrassing that

860
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 2: Like it's just like he's.

861
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 3: Doing the same dance moves from the.

862
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: Nineties exactly exactly.

863
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 3: He didn't bring sexy back.

864
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 2: He did not bring sex.

865
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 3: He tried. But also I can't forgive him for Janet Andrew.

866
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 3: I'd him for Divas.

867
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: He's a horrible person. But there is this thing that

868
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: I think is a gig guy thing where you like

869
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: see someone flopping and then you want to protect Thunderdog

870
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: starting to become under.

871
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 4: The nostalgia factor is very strong nostalgia factory.

872
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 2: But also it's like when everyone is, oh, he sucksy

873
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: sexy sex, You're sort of like, well, I'm sort of like, well,

874
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 2: he doesn't suck that much.

875
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: Like there's something where I want to be, like.

876
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 3: Where he had Brady say his dick is small, you know.

877
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: Like he's he's I think, I mean, he definitely deserves

878
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: to suffer. Yeah, But then it's like, but I get

879
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: I pushed back when people are like, well, and why

880
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: do people ever like his music? And I'm like hold

881
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: on like that, but he was.

882
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 2: Sort of you know, he was just the chosen one

883
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 2: and he was given everything, like why does he get

884
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 2: to work with Timberland and Nelly for and why does

885
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 2: he get to like be the number one and the

886
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: number one sex symbol all the stuff He also did.

887
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 3: A lot of as they now say, cultural appropriate, yes,

888
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 3: like embarrassing amounts.

889
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 2: I think that is already also called out in.

890
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 3: The book in a hilarious way. I saw that because

891
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 3: I hosted the Billboard Awards one year in like nineteen

892
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 3: ninety nine, and it was the height of him seeing Brittany.

893
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 4: And the way those kids would talk like they were black.

894
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 2: You have about this specialist, Yes.

895
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 3: So uncomfortable, because first of all, what you do as

896
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 3: a white person is, I'm sorry, I just look around

897
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: to see if there's a genuinely black person because I

898
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 3: want to make sure they're okay, while white people are like, yo,

899
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 3: what's up? What's up? And that's why I love when

900
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 3: Brittany did that thing about him seeing genuine and be

901
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 3: like phoshizzle, genuine phoshos.

902
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 4: So funny because it's true.

903
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 3: You know she I'm not saying she wrote that book,

904
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 3: but I'm saying that part's true.

905
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh absolute, I'm like, you was telling that story.

906
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: Even I'm like, I like, it's insane that you were

907
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: just like around them, like around them.

908
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 3: But I mean, I look back and I see either

909
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,280
Speaker 3: pictures of myself with certain people, and I can't believe

910
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 3: I was there. You guys, I've turned into Forrest Gump.

911
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 3: I've never been literally, I've like met everybody, and somehow

912
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 3: I've been in weird situations with like almost everybody.

913
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 2: I think you've done so many things that are genuinely

914
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 2: iconic that people forget, Like the fact that you're in

915
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 2: the slim shaded video is not even the top twenty.

916
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:20,760
Speaker 3: It's yes, are we gonna have a problem here? Attention? Attention?

917
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 3: Are we gonna have a problem here? Yeah, I'm in

918
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 3: a slim shaving video. I got the job because I

919
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 3: went up to doctor Dre who was the director, and

920
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,439
Speaker 3: I said I didn't know him, and I said, look,

921
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 3: I'm just curious, now in the world did you think

922
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 3: of me for this part? And he said, with no hesitation,

923
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 3: he goes snoop said, you're really funny.

924
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 2: I mean, that's come on, that's you. You got me

925
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: a gig that is so crazy. Would you ever run

926
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 2: for office?

927
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 3: I would never because I have too many skeletons in

928
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 3: my closet because of my political places. They're all out.

929
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, when you have Nazis protesting a

930
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 3: comedy show, maybe you shouldn't be running.

931
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 2: For office, or maybe that's exactly who should.

932
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 3: Be Congresswoman Kathy Griffin.

933
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 2: Congressman or can I can I just go to president?

934
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 3: I don't mean to be right, I don't mean to

935
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 3: be rude, but I don't have time. I have half

936
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 3: a long on my left side. I had lung cancer.

937
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 3: I need to go right to.

938
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: You need to go.

939
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 3: You can consider it. It's a medical issue. It's a medical.

940
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,720
Speaker 2: Doctors to be president.

941
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 3: I certainly do.

942
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 2: Although you're not. You're you know, you are all in

943
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 2: for Biden. You're not going to primary him. So maybe

944
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 2: the solution is he elect.

945
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 3: Wings you're like he even that's right, Ambassador to the UN.

946
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 2: Maybe you could be sort of a Dick Cheney figure, like.

947
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 3: To the woman behind the scene I'm in the situation room.

948
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 2: Yes, or sort of like he's making a speech and

949
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 2: you're behind him, and when he says something kind of crazy,

950
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 2: you're like, right, I do like.

951
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 3: A funny look or a good one liner. Yeah, exactly,

952
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 3: hold up a picture slowly of me, Lady Democrats, and

953
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: then I just slowly put it down.

954
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: It's possible that would actually be really, really helpful. I

955
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: think I feel like, Okay, maybe I'm wrong about this.

956
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 2: But it used to be that in every election, celebrities

957
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: would really come out and be like campaign. Is that

958
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 2: not happening as much anymore.

959
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 3: Because we get canceled for opening our mouths about anything

960
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 3: and everything.

961
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 2: There is more scrutiny.

962
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 3: It is so bad. But let me just say this,

963
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,959
Speaker 3: and I do make jokes about her in my act

964
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 3: in a tender and loving way. Taylor Swift, don't come

965
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 3: at me, Swifties, Oh my god, I know. I'm terrified, terrified.

966
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 2: On record, we have a new movement which is being

967
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 2: neutral about Taylor Swift and it is the most controversial

968
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 2: opinion you can have.

969
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 4: Sorry, I can't be seeing that. Did you say neutral?

970
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 2: Because everyone's either like she's a queen or she should

971
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 2: die and we're like, no, we are neutral about Taylor Swift.

972
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 3: Yes, But what I actually do like her as a

973
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 3: change agent and I like that she's the first think

974
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 3: about this. She is the first woman in pop or

975
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 3: rock music. I think of all the divas, Share didn't

976
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 3: get this, Madonna didn't get at this. Stevie Nicks didn't

977
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 3: get this. To have her man who's literally the football

978
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 3: star at her shows, pumping his fist with his dad

979
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 3: and cheering her on. Remember with Share all of her boyfriends,

980
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 3: Oh you're mister Share, like Stevie Nicks never had, like

981
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 3: the dude she was dating also be famous Like, so

982
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 3: I love her as a change agent, and I honestly

983
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 3: think if she stumps for Biden, if she even did

984
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 3: one high profile event, I think she could tip the election.

985
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 2: Oh.

986
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 3: I mean literally, we talk about this whole and that's

987
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 3: so gay to say, because it's true.

988
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 2: There's only you know, there's no mainstream monoculture anymore. It's

989
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 2: there are very few things that are like at the

990
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: level of you know, Justin and Janet at the super Bowl,

991
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 2: you know, like and I'm sure do you find this

992
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 2: when you're touring where you'll say something in people and

993
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: you think it's something everyone will recognize, and then they

994
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: don't because everyone watches different things on their phones and

995
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 2: there's not like, you know, Primetime TV, like just like even.

996
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 3: The Housewise exactly exactly, you know you could make house

997
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: there are let's say there are only two franchises at

998
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 3: the time, everybody knew Teresa Guidi che flipping the tape.

999
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 3: Everybody knew Carolyn Manzell going all I care about this family,

1000
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 3: and now you're trying to keep up with the chicos

1001
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 3: in prison, Salt Lake City and Potomac. I never had

1002
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 3: the time to get into. But yeah, as a comic,

1003
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 3: I find that what I do is I'll set stuff

1004
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 3: up so like, if I want to talk about love

1005
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: is Blind, then I'll kind of tee it up and

1006
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 3: be like, well they meet in these pods and try

1007
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 3: to make that part funny because there aren't those things

1008
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 3: anymore that are necessarily cultural events. By the way, besides,

1009
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 3: will Taylor go to the super Bowl from Singapore it

1010
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 3: to the stadium.

1011
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 2: No, That's why you're so right the cheek and to

1012
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: the skills, because there are so few things. It's like

1013
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 2: this year or last year, what were the what were

1014
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: the big things? Like Taylor Barbenheimer, Yeah, like what was

1015
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 2: a huge I.

1016
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 3: Would say?

1017
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I I honestly think as much as

1018
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 2: I adore beyond saying that album, I'm like, was that

1019
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 2: even too niche to be?

1020
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: Well? This is this is what freaks me out. That's

1021
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: when it's like you look at like the Spotify most

1022
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: played and like Tate McCrae has like double the monthly

1023
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: listeners of Beyonce literally I don't know.

1024
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 3: Because I don't want to.

1025
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: It's a new pop girl, okay, okay, but apparently she's gigantic,

1026
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: and but I've never heard of her.

1027
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: It's very no no, okay, Kathy. Do you know like

1028
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 2: sort of like the young al pop Like do you

1029
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 2: know who Charlie XCX is?

1030
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 3: Yes?

1031
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: Okay, So I feel like Tate mccray's maybe the next

1032
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 2: generation that.

1033
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 3: Nobody throws a phone at her.

1034
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

1035
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 3: Now I see those young pop girls and people are

1036
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 3: taking their telephones.

1037
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane.

1038
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 3: It's insane, I think, anymore ridiculous to sit there and

1039
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 3: enjoy the music and dance a att all do people?

1040
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: Is a phone use out of control at your shows?

1041
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 3: I asked people not to only because so much in

1042
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 3: comedy can be taken out of context. And if somebody

1043
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 3: takes something I did on Tuesday night and puts it

1044
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 3: on YouTube, then my Wednesday night audience thinks it's old

1045
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 3: material when it's not right. So for comedy it's rough.

1046
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 3: For music, I actually think it's a promotional tour. I

1047
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 3: think if you're an artist, a music artist, and you

1048
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 3: have a song, you want people sharing it on the phone.

1049
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 3: For comedy, of course, I want people to just listen

1050
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 3: and be present, you know, and not they're not really

1051
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 3: going to watch the video and they go home. I mean,

1052
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 3: come on. And plus you can just hear like that

1053
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 3: one person laughing too loud three seats now, so it's

1054
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 3: not the best quality.

1055
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: I think Taylor Swift should date Joe and Jill Biden.

1056
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: I think that's how we should do it. Take America

1057
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: all Amoryson Polymaylor Swift.

1058
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 4: I really Polly's and you get the Swifties.

1059
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 2: There you go. I think Paul Amory has reached a

1060
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 2: moment where literally, if there was a presidential debate and

1061
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 2: they were like listen, you know, audience questions, there would

1062
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 2: be a question about polyamory. Someone would raise their hand

1063
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 2: and be like, how do you feel about in legalizing

1064
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 2: polyamory in the future, which.

1065
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 3: I can answer. How Joe Biden won't answer that? Yeah,

1066
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 3: I do not know he would. He would quote something

1067
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 3: from the Senate rules.

1068
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 2: Didn't he say recently that the secret to a long

1069
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: marriage is good sex?

1070
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 3: I hope he did.

1071
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm addicted to like someone asking Joe Biden

1072
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: about polyamory makes me laugh.

1073
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 2: It's so much. I love the idea.

1074
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 3: And yet I feel like Jill would handle it.

1075
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 2: Oh sure, she's a teacher. Oh she's probably got a

1076
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: boy on the side.

1077
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 4: She had a boy the side.

1078
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: And then Trump would do the thing of like he

1079
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 2: would take it to like we need to ban learning

1080
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: about it, and we.

1081
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 3: Need to ban people, Yes, exactly right, people, and.

1082
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 2: Like they're teaching probably amory in schools now, like we

1083
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 2: have to ban the be a hashtag the children's book

1084
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 2: where three platypuses are having a freeway like.

1085
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 3: It's burn it, yeah, it burn it.

1086
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 4: Oh god, let them have a drag brunch.

1087
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 2: I know. Can you believe we're saving drag brunch?

1088
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 4: No, I thought we were done with that.

1089
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 3: I know, it's a long time ally, you know, I

1090
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 3: thought we were. That's when that's when I'm seeing to

1091
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 3: your listeners get out there and vote, because that's it.

1092
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,240
Speaker 3: We can't count on like the normal sort of rules

1093
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 3: and regulations that would somehow write the ship. We are

1094
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 3: out there gaze without a tether. It's scary out there.

1095
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 3: And let me tell you, if Trump gets back in,

1096
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 3: it's not just Trump. It's going to be all those

1097
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 3: like crazy Margie Greens and Lauren Boberts and all those

1098
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 3: nut jobs, and they are not it's okay to say that, No,

1099
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 3: it's okay. I think the is flat people that think

1100
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 3: youan on it. By the way, I just learned that

1101
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 3: there's QAnon gays you got oh, yes, of course, Okay, wait,

1102
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 3: how okay?

1103
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 2: How?

1104
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 4: How where are they?

1105
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 2: You know? How did you know that?

1106
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: George?

1107
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: George.

1108
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 2: I really think that it goes back to the lack

1109
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 2: of mainstream culture because I think people have nothing to

1110
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 2: grasp onto and so they kind of just believe any

1111
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 2: flashy thing they see on the.

1112
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: Some gay guys are Tate McCrae, Some gay guys are

1113
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: Quano exactly, yeah, and how can you believe.

1114
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm on the quote Epstein flight log,

1115
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: which is a list of just Democrats that don't like Trump,

1116
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 3: but the number of people that flood my social media

1117
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 3: saying what was it like on Epstein Island Trump twenty

1118
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 3: twenty whoa, they're not even saying twenty twenty four, by

1119
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 3: the way, but like, how at what point in QAnon

1120
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 3: do you not stop and go okay, not that part?

1121
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 2: Well, you know what are you just all it? I

1122
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 2: think there's a general paranoia. I think everyone feels sometimes rightly,

1123
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 2: so that like there are people in charge that don't

1124
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 2: have their best interests at heart. Okay, I agree with,

1125
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 2: of course, right, And but then and so you want

1126
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 2: easy answers and obviously, like you're not going to go

1127
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: and and learn about like political theory and the ruling

1128
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 2: class and all this stuff. But if someone is like, oh,

1129
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 2: you know, it's a cabal of kidfuckers, right, and Kathy

1130
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 2: Griffin is one of this, you're gonna be like, oh yeah,

1131
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: I never liked her anyway.

1132
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and honestly I know that I'm on that fake

1133
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 3: list because of the Trump picture.

1134
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 4: It's not but okay, so on the list is Hillary Clinton.

1135
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 3: Of course, I mean Killary Hilary, of course, Tom Hanks, Madonna,

1136
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 3: Robert to Nero. There's no point where somebody goes, you know,

1137
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 3: I kind of doubt that Tom Hanks went Depstyn Island,

1138
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 3: but it's amazing to me that people maybe pandemic made

1139
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 3: it worse. Also a computerized really isolation, isolation. But I

1140
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 3: just want the gays that are quton to know if

1141
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 3: you keep going down that path.

1142
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: Kathy's message for gays that are.

1143
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 3: Us seriously is like, let me tell you, gays, Quton

1144
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 3: is not for you. If you keep going down that path,

1145
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 3: you'll find the Qunons want to assassinate you in ways

1146
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 3: that are beyond And remember these are people that think

1147
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 3: all gay men are groomers. Yes, right, right, so please

1148
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 3: be careful of Quton gaze. I know, conspiracy theory is fun,

1149
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 3: but let's just once you start that path.

1150
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 2: You know what, Kathy, we need to come up with

1151
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 2: a new conspiracy theory for gays that is that is safe.

1152
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: And how like I think you know, when people thought

1153
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 2: that Avri Levine was a clone, that's a fun conspiracy. Beautiful.

1154
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 2: She's still doing fine, she.

1155
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: Is probably well that's sort of the earlier conversation about

1156
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: who's lipsinging who's not?

1157
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 2: Those are also that's great, very conspiracies.

1158
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 3: And I wouldn't mind two ever Levines.

1159
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 2: I mean, she hasn't both.

1160
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, are they to Katy Perry's I'm just curious.

1161
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,919
Speaker 2: So what's going on with Katy Perry?

1162
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: And now are you?

1163
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 2: Are you a Katy Perry fan? I do? I like her,

1164
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 2: loves Katie. Well, okay, here's what I missed. The Vegas

1165
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 2: show Me Too was great.

1166
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: I so Katy Perry is sort of on a similar

1167
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: trajectory where she was like so so big that I

1168
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: was a hater, and I was like like I like

1169
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,439
Speaker 1: the songs, but I was like this girl, I can't

1170
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: I can't deal with her personality. And then like now

1171
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: people have like turned on her so much that I'm like, well,

1172
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: come on.

1173
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 2: Like an under she's an underdog now. And now she

1174
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 2: just hasn't released a really great single in a while, okay,

1175
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 2: And I think.

1176
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 3: She's counting that American Idol money.

1177
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 2: Exactly what she cares. I mean, it's like kids are

1178
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 2: probably covering herself what happened with Fani. Like when you

1179
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 2: just like get into that zone where you're like, wait,

1180
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 2: so if I just do American Idol, I make literally

1181
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 2: twenty thousand times more money than if I release an

1182
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 2: album and tour and have to be on.

1183
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 3: A get in the clothing line, Like seriously, once you're

1184
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 3: on a show that big, then the brandy companies come

1185
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 3: to you. But that's why I think it's good that

1186
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 3: Miley only did the voice for a short amount of time.

1187
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,959
Speaker 3: I agree, And she said that was the reason. She said,

1188
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 3: I'm a singer first, and the chair is fun. And

1189
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 3: then of course now she's got her biggest hits.

1190
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 2: But you know she doesn't tour. I think you should

1191
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 2: bring her out as your opener on your tour. I agree,

1192
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 2: And she can do the national anthem and then you

1193
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 2: can talk about everyone has to vote. That's right.

1194
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: That would be a really beautiful to.

1195
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 3: Our platform, do each other's roots exactly. I love her,

1196
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 3: I love it. I just think she's so legit and

1197
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 3: I love that she as older people. National Trolly is

1198
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 3: her actual godmother.

1199
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really.

1200
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, wait, what about Dolly for President

1201
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 3: of the Gay Island?

1202
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,760
Speaker 2: Well, so this is the dictator of the gay Island.

1203
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 2: You know I would love.

1204
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: If she was dictator. Yeah, dictator. I'm tired of elections.

1205
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 3: Just pick one until she goes, and then pick a doology.

1206
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 2: Maybe Miley Miley.

1207
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 3: There's already a line of succession with Dolly and Miley.

1208
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: Dolly Miley, and we can't get anyone else from the

1209
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 2: Cyrus family unfortunately, because there's they can't be in the

1210
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 2: White House. My mom is.

1211
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 4: Banging the sister's old boyfriend.

1212
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is going to date this episode, but

1213
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: I don't care, so I'm in.

1214
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, whether it's true or not.

1215
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 3: And I don't care.

1216
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 2: You know, I like really have sort of gravitated away

1217
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 2: from celebrity gossip in the recent past, and this got

1218
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 2: me back in. I'm like, I am all in on

1219
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 2: the Tyres family drama. Talk about something I want to

1220
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 2: hear you talk about.

1221
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,479
Speaker 3: Even Miley had to make a statement going, I didn't

1222
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 3: even know I met him as my mom's boyfriend. And

1223
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 3: now my little sister, Noah, who's gough. Noah's gone, But I'm.

1224
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 2: Just my friend. My friend Sarah said that she looks

1225
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 2: like the moon emojis.

1226
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 3: Well maybe she just wants to be very different from Miley. Yes,

1227
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,720
Speaker 3: And nothing's more different than having your mother steal your boyfriend,

1228
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,240
Speaker 3: which my mother was so filled with a box of wine,

1229
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 3: I don't think she would have had the presence of

1230
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 3: mind to do. And my mom only would want to

1231
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 3: steal my boyfriend. If my boyfriend was like Don Rickles,

1232
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 3: then my mom would probably go for it. But I

1233
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 3: love I want to know if anybody walked in on anybody.

1234
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 3: I want to know if Noah walked in on mom.

1235
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 5: And they had security, that got security at her wedding

1236
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 5: because she didn't want some of the kids to be

1237
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 5: there and then the other rumor was that Miley was

1238
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 5: the one who hired all of this is allegedly good.

1239
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 3: For me, allegedly is good not for me.

1240
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 4: I don't have time for facts.

1241
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 3: Yea god busy often on this tangent.

1242
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what if the QAnon that we are starting

1243
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 2: is the Cyrus family drama like everyone I think they need.

1244
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 3: That is harmless because it doesn't end with like a

1245
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 3: gay bashing society of people that want to ban books. No,

1246
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 3: the Cyrus conspiracy theory, I think it is one we

1247
00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 3: should go with.

1248
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: Okay, I think it's I think what your point to

1249
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: is there is a lack of celebrity, of juicy celebrity gossips,

1250
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: and that is why people are turning to conspiracy.

1251
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 2: Because none of it is interesting anymore. I don't care

1252
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: about like, I don't know. Sometimes I'll click on a

1253
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 2: page six thing and I'm like, I'm bored, Like I

1254
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 2: don't everyone's like.

1255
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 3: Too smart, But I'm still into Brittey's Instagram. That's because

1256
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 3: she's a big delet Like she'll do something like she

1257
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 3: got mad at Justin and then deleted.

1258
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 2: It and then she was another thing that was like,

1259
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 2: by the way, I support.

1260
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, do you guys ever get the impression she

1261
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 3: just lives in that big house by herself.

1262
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's what.

1263
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 3: I'm worried about. I think we should move in. I

1264
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 3: think someone cares, not conservatorship never not saying that, and

1265
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 3: we could like swaddle maybe.

1266
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 2: You being Britney's a pair. I'm saying to bring back

1267
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 2: my life on the day as Britney's opa, right.

1268
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: I mean that would be groundbreaking.

1269
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Nanny Nanny remake of the Nanny.

1270
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 2: We have thought of like approximately fifteen valid business idea

1271
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 2: as well in the whole country, the government.

1272
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 3: So we've got a lot done.

1273
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 2: There's a lot, there's a lot being done. Wow, should

1274
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 2: we do our final segment? I mean, I think it's time, Kathy,

1275
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 2: this has been a true delight. We are a treaty.

1276
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 4: Let me just brag about where I'm going the rest

1277
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 4: of my day, very gay.

1278
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,439
Speaker 1: I can't wait.

1279
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm I'm a little over dressed for this.

1280
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 3: I'm an adult chingaban a ridiculous pink dress because after

1281
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 3: this I'm going to see his house for a birthday.

1282
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 2: Okay, And this is what we actually have.

1283
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 3: On tonight's Sharon Stone's birthday. You heard me.

1284
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 4: I'm not backing down.

1285
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 2: I'm not back I'm going to confront you about something.

1286
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: Please.

1287
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 2: You know, of course everyone knows about your viral dinner parties.

1288
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 2: Oh the salon. Everyone everyone's attending. I look at those footings.

1289
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 2: They say, where are the gay guys in this gay

1290
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 2: queen's salon?

1291
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 3: We crop them out. The gays are allowed. There's many

1292
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 3: gays there. I've had gay guests of honor, but.

1293
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 2: You know it was your dream gay guest of honor.

1294
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, beautiful question.

1295
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1296
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, I know. Sorry, I keep an pull.

1297
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 3: I'd probably have may.

1298
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 4: Re Pete may Repete, okay, because he's he's been so

1299
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 4: successful in crossing over and he can go on Fox

1300
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 4: and hold his own, which is a talent.

1301
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 3: Our party is not good at, including myself. Like, if

1302
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 3: I went on Fox, I would explode. I'm actually going

1303
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 3: on I'm the MSNBC tonight. I'm gonna quick hit, which

1304
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 3: is which I like to stay a little neosy.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I mean, now, I want to talk for an

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00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 2: hour about your salons, but unfortunately we don't have well

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00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 2: just a little bit, yeah, just a little bit.

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Speaker 3: I had one.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I had one for Monica Lewinsky. That was amazing.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 3: I tend to have them for someone who's either in

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00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 3: town or someone who's been through like been through shit,

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00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 3: so like I had one for Mary Trump, I have

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Speaker 3: one for Stormy Daniels. I had one for Egene, Carol

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00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 3: And by the way, I'm on a daily text chain

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00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 3: with those three girls, the Stormy, Mary, Egen and myself.

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00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 3: And let me tell you, as someone who the FEDS

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00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 3: have actually come after, I really hope they don't have

1319
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 3: a subpoena that text chain me. Don't go easy. We

1320
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 3: do not go easy. We don't even call Trump and

1321
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 3: we call him it. Wow. Yeah, we're hardcore.

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Speaker 1: We need a Sex in the City reboot with the

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00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: four of you as literally yep, I mean that would

1324
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: be better than that.

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00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:13,439
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 3: And I may see a sing in my slots. She

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00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 3: does on CUE and she's always she loves first of all,

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00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 3: she can't stop singing.

1329
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 4: Like I'm moving to her house after this.

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00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 3: She just walks around the house singing either her songs

1331
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 3: or somebody else's. She's writing an album right now with

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00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 3: and for her godmother Shaka Khan, whoa so I went

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00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 3: to a party there about a month ago and Shaka

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00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 3: was there and they were both singing with the choir.

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Speaker 3: You heard me?

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00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 2: What the hell you heard me?

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00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 3: I'm gayer than you.

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00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean literally heard the salons.

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00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 3: Yes, of course she's mandatory.

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00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 2: I mean to me, she is like, talk about mother,

1341
00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 2: I had.

1342
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 3: Such a mother. And also Rosie's so legit, like I

1343
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 3: love her TikTok because it's just her talking in the camera,

1344
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 3: but she's just so compelling being herself, and she's so

1345
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 3: smart and funny and interesting. So she's a great Salon guest.

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01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 3: And like, I had one for this guy, officer Mike,

1347
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 3: Mike Gufenone. He was the guy on January sixth where

1348
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 3: they pulled him into the crowd, tasted him until he

1349
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 3: had a heart attack.

1350
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 4: They almost killed him, like right live.

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01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 3: So I had one for him, and I invited Rosie

1352
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 3: and I said, look, this guy's a former cop. He's

1353
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 3: not going to be like mister Rainbow. Just keep that

1354
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 3: in mind. Don't expect a typical categ effin party. So

1355
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 3: Fanone comes over, I give him a drink and I go, Rosi,

1356
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 3: O'donald's coming. I go, no, she's what's called a lesbian.

1357
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 3: I know you've never met one, but they're real. And

1358
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 3: she's a genuine lesbian, goes down on chicks constantly, really

1359
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 3: does it, lives it. So just don't embarrass me and

1360
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 3: call her like a bad name or something.

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01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 4: And he was so funny. He's drink is shaking, goes.

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01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 3: I know a lesbian. Now you know two he and

1363
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 3: Rosie got on. They were talking sports. She can talk straight,

1364
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 3: like nobody talking us. Who deep dives deep dives into UFC. Wow,

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01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 3: And those two were like the romantic couple of the salon.

1366
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 2: Do you never know?

1367
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 1: You never knowle Let's do our final to it.

1368
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 2: Like I can feel my bag feeling time to drain.

1369
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 2: Time so grossby catheters, Unite Catheters, Unite Cathy.

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01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: Our final segment is called shout Outs, and in this

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01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: segment we pay amash is the grand straight tradition of

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01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: the radio shout out, and we shout out anything that

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01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: we are enjoying. Will go first person place thing idea.

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01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 2: You're shouting out to your squad back home. You're you're saying,

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01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 2: I want to give a shout out to water. I

1376
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 2: want to give a shout out to and we'll go first,

1377
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 2: and we'll go first.

1378
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: And I have one. I have one to It's up

1379
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: freak lusers and perverts. I want to give a huge

1380
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: shout out to my very chill surgeon. This guy is

1381
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,919
Speaker 1: a dramatic actor. The way he walks into a room,

1382
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: and I feel like I'm not in a real hospital,

1383
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: but a set of a hospital. And I think that

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01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: is so la and so powerful. When he said that

1385
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: his wife is in the industry, I said, of course

1386
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: she is. It's la, isn't it. And you know the

1387
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: way that he has rapport with me, the way that

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01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: he makes he's so calm. He's that type of guy

1389
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 1: where you're like, I need you to like me. You

1390
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: have performed surgery on me, and that's not good enough.

1391
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: I need you to want.

1392
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 2: To hang out with camp.

1393
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 1: I need you to care. So every time he enters,

1394
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm on, I'm being charming, I'm I'm smiling, and I.

1395
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 3: Don't know want to newer sitches.

1396
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get fewer stitches. I'm trying to get

1397
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 2: better care.

1398
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 1: And I think it's actually kind of working, and he's

1399
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 1: doing an incredible job. That being said, he did make

1400
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: me wear a catheter all weekend long and I was

1401
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 1: complaining about it, and it might have knocked me down

1402
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 1: a few points, but sometimes you got to make your

1403
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: needs known.

1404
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 3: He had a charming start.

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01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 2: The charming she all right, I haven't what's up, Cheeka's

1406
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 2: back home. I want to give a shout out to

1407
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 2: the film Young Adult, written by Diablo Cody, starring Shirley's Throne. Yeah.

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01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 2: I was in my haunted East Hollywood airbnb two nights

1409
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 2: ago and I said, I need something to get me

1410
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 2: in the mood. I need something to remind me what

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01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 2: art is, what a performance is, what a woman in

1412
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 2: charge looks like. And I said, I'm going to watch

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01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 2: Young Adult, one of the great film performances of the

1414
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 2: last twenty years. Charlie's Thorne should have fifteen oscars. She

1415
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 2: is one of our best. I think they should remake

1416
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 2: every movie starring only her in all the roles, like

1417
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy. I am so happy when she's on screen.

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01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 2: Diablo Cody is a generational talent and they need to

1419
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 2: give her. She basically needs to be like Greta Gerwigg Like.

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01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 2: They need to give her all the opportunities trull yes.

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01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 3: And say you get to be in charge of this

1422
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 3: movie from because and she's got the Academy Ward.

1423
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 2: Right, she's got the Academy Award.

1424
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 3: She's got those goods.

1425
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 2: Talk about someone who's got the goods. Like when she

1426
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 2: bursts on the scene, you were like, oh, she could

1427
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 2: be a one hit wonder would you not know? She

1428
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 2: is a great screenwriter. She's so smart, she's so talented.

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01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 2: And Young Adult is a real underrated movie. I know

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01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 2: everyone likes it, but I'm actually ever seen it. Oh,

1431
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 2: it's so good. Everyone should be watch it every year.

1432
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 2: Patton Oswald is amazing in it.

1433
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 4: Such a good actor, such a good hum for decades.

1434
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 2: He's still funny.

1435
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,919
Speaker 3: He's a comic that he's a really good actor.

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01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 2: Have you seen Young Adult? No?

1437
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 4: But I now I'm so excited.

1438
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin everything anything Patton has like

1439
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 2: a truly heartbreaking dramatic I'm so glad it is oscaroid.

1440
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: No.

1441
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 3: I love when comedians get to surprise you and get

1442
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 3: a great performance.

1443
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 4: Well, I will text, all right, I'm telling me that.

1444
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 2: Well that's my shout out. Okay, Well, Kathy, whenever you're ready.

1445
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I mentioned her once, but I got to give

1446
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 3: the shout out to Egen Carrol because she is the

1447
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 3: only person so far that has actually held Trump accountable

1448
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 3: in a court of law. Now it's to her cases

1449
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 3: where civil cases, no criminal. So shout out to James

1450
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,959
Speaker 3: and what she's doing in Alvin Bragg. But the fact

1451
01:04:54,000 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 3: that Egen actually had Trump or his beneficiaries or factors,

1452
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 3: I should say, give five million dollars an escrow. She

1453
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 3: just won an eighty three point three million dollar judgment

1454
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 3: against him. I want to think there's a time where

1455
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 3: the State of New York actually seizes his buildings and

1456
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 3: has to give that money to Egen Carrol. So shout

1457
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 3: out to Egen for eighty years of age and sitting

1458
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 3: in a courtroom and having to face him, and then

1459
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 3: afterwards saying I was so scared of him all these years,

1460
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 3: but when he was next to me in that courtroom,

1461
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 3: I realized.

1462
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 2: He was nothing nothing juicy.

1463
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.

1464
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 2: We'll talk about a true a pro like just poised

1465
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 2: May years.

1466
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 4: Old and I have got to be shallow.

1467
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 2: Looks great, looks great? Ran that New York Mad cover.

1468
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yep, wow, Well, thank you so much for.

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01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 3: Having episode A thousand doves.

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01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, believe actually and we'll send you those

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01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 2: doves in the mail. Thank you. Some of them will

1472
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 2: die on the way, Yeah, don't package on the lookout

1473
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 2: for our I listened to straight Lab and I vote

1474
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 2: T shirt. We're sending you up.

1475
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 3: You'll be able to look out for it on my chest.

1476
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 2: We'll see on the daily mail. Amazing. All right, Thank

1477
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 2: you Kathy, Thanks you guys. Bye bye podcast and now

1478
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,760
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1479
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01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,680
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