WEBVTT - Why We Square Dance (Spoiler: White Supremacy) 

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<v Speaker 1>School of Humans. Oh, welcome to filth on Fridays. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>pew pew, pew pew. It's a whole new season. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a new season, it's like a new season metaphorically,

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<v Speaker 1>it's literally the same second season. But whatever, did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have to square dance in elementary school? I did,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was absolute hell, an absolute horror. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>why was because our music teacher would always sort us

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<v Speaker 1>by size, so whoever you were dancing with was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be about the same size as you. And when I

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<v Speaker 1>was in elementary school, I was the tallest gal. And

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<v Speaker 1>not only that, I was a little pudgche punch pudge Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I also wore these really ugly bucket hats and I

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<v Speaker 1>would wear three watches at a time. And because I

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<v Speaker 1>was this big, massive girl, I'd always get paired with

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<v Speaker 1>a big, massive guy while all the other teeny tiny

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<v Speaker 1>children dance together. And I hated that. I felt I

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<v Speaker 1>was being so othered, Like why do we have to

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<v Speaker 1>be paired with someone of the same size? No idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Like was my elementary music teacher afraid that I'd do

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<v Speaker 1>Si dough a tiny boy so hard that he'd be

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<v Speaker 1>flung out into outer space or something. So, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was absolutely horrendous having the square dance and music class.

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<v Speaker 1>But instead of blaming my music teacher for my negative

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<v Speaker 1>square dancing experience, I've decided to be the bigger person

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<v Speaker 1>and find even more people to blame. And who's at

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<v Speaker 1>the top of my blame list, why none other than

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<v Speaker 1>automobile mogul Henry Ford. Yeah, it's Henry Ford's fault that

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<v Speaker 1>we had to square dance in elementary school. He loved

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<v Speaker 1>square dancing. He thought square dancing represented the true spirit

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<v Speaker 1>of America. It had fallen out of fashion and he

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<v Speaker 1>was determined to revive the dance. And it wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>that he loved square dancing. He also did this in

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<v Speaker 1>response to all the new types of music and dance

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<v Speaker 1>coming out of the nineteen twenties. Specifically, he hated everything

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<v Speaker 1>that had to do with jazz. Jazz to him was filthy, vile, disgusting,

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<v Speaker 1>needlessly provocative. People were improvising, for Christ's sakes, and when

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<v Speaker 1>people would listen to this music, they would do appalling

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<v Speaker 1>things like the Charleston or they'd just be flapping their

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<v Speaker 1>arms gyrating their pelvises. An abomination and extremely un American,

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<v Speaker 1>and by Unamerican, what Henry Ford meant was that jazz

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<v Speaker 1>was created and made by black people, and many of

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<v Speaker 1>the writers and performers of jazz were Jewish. And Henry Ford, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he spent a lot of time building cars, but he

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<v Speaker 1>also set aside plenty of free time to be a

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<v Speaker 1>white supremacist. Yeah, so we're squear dancing because Henry Ford

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<v Speaker 1>wanted us to be real Americans who do traditional old

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<v Speaker 1>time white ass dancing. He wanted to promenade Americans back

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<v Speaker 1>to the past where we stood in a line and

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that was jiggling was not our asses

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<v Speaker 1>but our toes. Cree the theme song This is American Film.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm Gabby Watts. Every week I tell you a

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<v Speaker 1>filthy story from American history. This week's episode, Why We

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<v Speaker 1>Square Dance spoilers white supremacy. Henry Ford grew up in Michigan,

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<v Speaker 1>and there he spent his time tinkering with equipment, experimenting

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<v Speaker 1>and building his own vehicles. He became an engineer working

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<v Speaker 1>in Detroit, founded a few companies that failed until finally

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<v Speaker 1>he produced the Model T. And what was special about

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<v Speaker 1>that car? It was affordable, so After it came out

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen oh eight, it quickly became the most popular

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<v Speaker 1>car in a man America. Henry Ford didn't just innovate automobiles. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he also innovated work. He implemented the assembly line. He

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<v Speaker 1>proposed the five day, forty hour work week. And some

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys might be like, ough, he makes us

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<v Speaker 1>go to work five times a week, what a bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Well before it was a lot worse. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>six days, seven days a week, and sometimes people were

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<v Speaker 1>working one bazillion hours. So actually he was pretty good

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<v Speaker 1>because he liked people working less. He was like, when

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<v Speaker 1>they work less, they'll be more productive, have higher morale.

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<v Speaker 1>And not only that, if they have more leisure time,

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<v Speaker 1>they will buy more stuff. And Ford he loved when

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<v Speaker 1>people bought stuff. He loved consumerism, not just because he

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<v Speaker 1>was a capitalist who was making a lot of money

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<v Speaker 1>off of his cars. He also thought that consumerism would

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<v Speaker 1>lead to world peace, because if you're buying stuff, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be too busy to start and fight in wars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why women be shopping so much, because we're interested

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<v Speaker 1>in world peace. Ford was a pacifist. He opposed World

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<v Speaker 1>War One, even though his company ended up making a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of wartime vehicles and equipment. But guys, you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>let your morality get in the way of making oodles

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<v Speaker 1>of money. And here's a theory I have. I think

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<v Speaker 1>the reason that Henry Ford was so interested in making

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<v Speaker 1>cars was because he had a lot of people he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to drive away from and or run over. Henry Ford,

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't just races. He was also extremely anti Semitic.

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<v Speaker 1>Men can do at all. One thing that Ford did

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<v Speaker 1>that seemed progressive at the time was that he hired

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<v Speaker 1>thousands of black men to work at his factories in Detroit,

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<v Speaker 1>and when they first started, he paid his black employees

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<v Speaker 1>the same as his white employees. But if you can

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<v Speaker 1>believe it, that didn't last because Ford was super opposed

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<v Speaker 1>to unions, effectively cutting off people from advocating for better

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<v Speaker 1>working conditions rights having any say in the business, and

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<v Speaker 1>the labor was often dangerous, so he didn't listen to

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<v Speaker 1>his employees when they complained, being like, hey, I might

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<v Speaker 1>lose my arm or die in your factory. And he

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<v Speaker 1>especially didn't listen to his employees who were black. He

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<v Speaker 1>also aggressively surveiled his black employees while they were working,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he even hired people to spy on them

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<v Speaker 1>outside of work. If they're getting into stuff he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>approve of, he'd fire them. And throughout the nineteen twenties,

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<v Speaker 1>the jobs for black workers and white workers started segregating,

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<v Speaker 1>and the black employees were disproportionately assigned to more dangerous jobs,

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<v Speaker 1>jobs that also didn't get as much pay as jobs

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<v Speaker 1>white employees were assigned to. And also in general, Ford

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<v Speaker 1>was just really paternalistic to his black employees, like with

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<v Speaker 1>the surveillance, he was like, I tell you what to

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<v Speaker 1>do at work and outside of work. And of course

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<v Speaker 1>Henry Ford was so anti semitic. How anti semitic was he? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Hitler gave him a shout out in his autobiographical manifesto

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<v Speaker 1>Mind comp Now that's someone you want to compliment from.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen nineteen, Ford bought a newspaper called The Dearborn Independent,

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<v Speaker 1>based in a suburb of Detroit. He bought this newspaper

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<v Speaker 1>because he wanted an outlet to express his opinions. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes people write in a diary. Other people need a

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<v Speaker 1>whole newspaper. Have you guys heard of this rich people

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<v Speaker 1>buying newspapers so that they can express their opinions. What's

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<v Speaker 1>up Washington Post? And Ford's main opinions were about pacifism

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<v Speaker 1>and anti Semitism, which you wouldn't think those things would

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<v Speaker 1>go hand in hand, being anti violence but also hating

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<v Speaker 1>a group of people. It's like owning a prius that

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<v Speaker 1>saves the environment but using it to run over people.

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<v Speaker 1>And why did Henry Ford hate Jewish people? Well, nothing

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<v Speaker 1>can actually justify your bigotry, so if you can believe it,

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<v Speaker 1>his reasons were really stupid. First, he was convinced that

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<v Speaker 1>Jewish people were trying to take over the world. Why

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<v Speaker 1>did he think this because of a book called the

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<v Speaker 1>Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which was a fabricated

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<v Speaker 1>text published in Russia in nineteen oh three. So he

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<v Speaker 1>read a fake book and was like, look, the Jews

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<v Speaker 1>are trying to have world domination. So if you're one

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<v Speaker 1>of those people who are like, wow, everyone is so

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<v Speaker 1>media illiterate nowadays, don't worry. We've always lacked media literacy.

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<v Speaker 1>Ford was convinced that the Jews controlled the banks, specifically

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<v Speaker 1>this nebulous idea of the International Bank. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, the international Bank is what's responsible for the

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<v Speaker 1>United States entering World War One and inciting the war

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<v Speaker 1>for their own benefit. So Ford bought The Dearborn Independent

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<v Speaker 1>because he needed to warn the American people, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>specifically people in Michigan about the scourge of the American Jew.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, watch out, they're in kahoots to take over

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<v Speaker 1>the world. And he was not subtle at all about

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<v Speaker 1>his anti semitism. From nineteen twenty to nineteen twenty seven,

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<v Speaker 1>the front page of the weekly paper featured a series

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<v Speaker 1>called The International Jew The World's Problem. Of course, many

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<v Speaker 1>people hated the newspaper, and after he started the series

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<v Speaker 1>The International Jew the World's Problem, a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>started protesting the newspaper. It was removed from libraries and

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<v Speaker 1>people were boycotting Ford automobiles, and very briefly he stopped

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<v Speaker 1>the series, but less than a year later he sneakily

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<v Speaker 1>started it up again. He's like, they're not gonna notice

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm spouting this hateful red rick. But they did,

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<v Speaker 1>and actually his anti semitism led to the downfall of

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<v Speaker 1>the newspaper. Isn't that nice when a bad guy gets

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<v Speaker 1>what's coming to him. I feel like that rarely happens today.

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<v Speaker 1>But what happened was in April nineteen twenty four, the

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<v Speaker 1>newspaper started publishing pieces about this attorney named Aaron Sapiro,

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<v Speaker 1>and Sapiro was like, guys, you know what you're writing

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<v Speaker 1>about me are just full on lies, So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sue you for libel. Dumbasses. That's why you don't go

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<v Speaker 1>after lawyers. They know the law. Henry Ford was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to appear in court, but instead of doing that, because

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<v Speaker 1>there's this whole media circus about it, he just shut

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<v Speaker 1>down the newspaper and agreed to a settlement. Part of

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<v Speaker 1>that settlement was he had to release a formal apology

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<v Speaker 1>to Sapiro, and being the little bitch that he was,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't even write the apology himself, but he did

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<v Speaker 1>have to give Sapiro a lot of money, and you'd think, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>justice has been served. Henry Ford won't be able to

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<v Speaker 1>poison the world with his anti Semitism now. Not exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>because even though he lost his newspaper, he was still

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<v Speaker 1>doing a lot of other stuff to try to prevent

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<v Speaker 1>Jewish people from taking over the world, because he saw

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<v Speaker 1>the threat of the American jew coming from everywhere. He

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<v Speaker 1>blamed all things modern on the Jews, from women wearing

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<v Speaker 1>shorter skirts to the general blooster societal norms of the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the biggest threats out there jazz. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's make Henry Ford's ghost really upset and play some

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<v Speaker 1>jazz music. Oh God, ghost screams, turn that racket off.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what one of those articles in The Dearborn Independence

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<v Speaker 1>said about jazz in nineteen twenty one. Many people have wondered,

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<v Speaker 1>whence come the waves upon waves of musical slush that

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<v Speaker 1>invade decent homes and set the young people of this

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<v Speaker 1>generation imitating the drivel of morons. Popular music is a

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<v Speaker 1>Jewish monopoly. Jazz is a Jewish creation. The mush, slush,

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<v Speaker 1>the sly suggestion, the abandoned sensuousness of sliding notes are

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<v Speaker 1>of Jewish origin. Yes, he thought that jazz was making

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<v Speaker 1>everyone stupid. It was making people sensual and heaven forbid sexual,

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<v Speaker 1>driving good Americans into a frenzy. Jazz must be stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>But the real moron in this situation was Henry Ford,

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<v Speaker 1>Because yeah, he was being bigoted against the Jews, but

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<v Speaker 1>the Jews didn't even create jazz music. Black people created jazz.

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<v Speaker 1>What a dumbass like, Yeah, there are a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>Jewish performers and writers, but there are also even more

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<v Speaker 1>black performers and writers. So Henry Ford, he wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>being bigoted, he was also being real dumb. Henry Ford

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even fact checking his racism either way. He hated it,

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<v Speaker 1>hated that jazz crap. So what did Henry Ford do

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<v Speaker 1>to combat the evils of jazz? Well, he was determined

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<v Speaker 1>to bring us back to the good old days when

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<v Speaker 1>America was great without the filth of that terrible music,

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<v Speaker 1>where people were listening to music that made them dance

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<v Speaker 1>and act appropriate music that would make you dance in

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<v Speaker 1>a square be right back after these soothing advertisements. Henry

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<v Speaker 1>Ford hated modernity. He wanted the country to return to

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<v Speaker 1>a pastoral, good old boy past, you know, before Jewish

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<v Speaker 1>immigration exponentially increased in the late nineteenth century, and perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>even when black people were still enslaved. The fact that

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<v Speaker 1>Henry Ford was thirsty and nostalgic for this old time

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<v Speaker 1>America was really hypocritical because he hated farming. He grew

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<v Speaker 1>up on a farm, and he said in his autobiography

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<v Speaker 1>that the only thing he liked about farming was that

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<v Speaker 1>it reminded him of his deceased mother. He said, I

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<v Speaker 1>never had any particular love for the farm. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the mother on the farm I loved. He's like, oh, Mommy,

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<v Speaker 1>how I miss you. But thank gonna see you're gone

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<v Speaker 1>so that you don't have to see the horrors of

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<v Speaker 1>jazz music. And even though he hated farming, he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's when America was great, you know, that's when ladies

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<v Speaker 1>were wearing long skirts and I only had to hear

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<v Speaker 1>music played by fiddles and shit, none of this jazz

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<v Speaker 1>crap existed. Jazz is so evil, you know. It's music

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<v Speaker 1>that's played in a wide variety of time signatures. People

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<v Speaker 1>were improvising, which we all know. If you improvise, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how the devil gets into your soul. Like, how do

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<v Speaker 1>people come up with those notes so fast? It's because

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<v Speaker 1>their soul is tethered to hell. Hell makes you creative.

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<v Speaker 1>Board started collecting old farming equipment and antiques, and that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't all. He was like, I need to remind people

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<v Speaker 1>how great life used to be when everyone was dancing

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<v Speaker 1>in an appropriate manner. So around the same time he

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<v Speaker 1>was publishing his anti semitic newspaper in Dearborn. He bought

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<v Speaker 1>several historic ends there and made it a hub of

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<v Speaker 1>old time music and dance. He hired a dance master

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<v Speaker 1>an old time dance orchestra. He then paid for old

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<v Speaker 1>time dance to be introduced into surrounding schools and universities.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, hey, guys, you can use this as good, classic,

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<v Speaker 1>pure physical education. He said that square dancing provides quote,

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<v Speaker 1>social training, courtesy, good citizenship, along with rhythm, though nothing

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<v Speaker 1>too complicated. Remember this is white people dancing. He hosted

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<v Speaker 1>fiddle competitions, made an old time music radio series, made

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<v Speaker 1>films about old time musicians, and he and his wife

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<v Speaker 1>even wrote and distributed old time dance manuals. And here's

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<v Speaker 1>another bad thing about working in a Ford factory, besides

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<v Speaker 1>the racism and the paternalism, was he also made his

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<v Speaker 1>employees attend square dancing events. Don't you guys hate it

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<v Speaker 1>when you've been toiling at a factory all day and

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<v Speaker 1>then your boss is like, now you gotta do some

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<v Speaker 1>dosey do promenade. Twirl your partner, but don't twirl her

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<v Speaker 1>too hard. That would be crazy. We don't want anyone

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<v Speaker 1>to get dizzy. Dizziness is bad ergo also created by

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<v Speaker 1>the Jews. So Henry Ford, he thought that consumerism would

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<v Speaker 1>lead to world peace. Ha ha ha ha ha he

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<v Speaker 1>he he he. And he also thought that dancing was

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<v Speaker 1>great for the body and the spirit, and one of

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<v Speaker 1>the dance manuals he and his wife wrote, he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>dancing is great. It has the quote tendency to allay

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<v Speaker 1>nervous trouble. It can improve health. It's an important cultural

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<v Speaker 1>and social diversion. But of course, he was like, it

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<v Speaker 1>has to be a certain kind of dancing. Other dance

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<v Speaker 1>could corrupt you. He called square dancing and other folk

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<v Speaker 1>dances the style of dancing which best fits the American temperament. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Americans should just dance in a square. We should only

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<v Speaker 1>be dancing to beats of four and sometimes three if

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<v Speaker 1>we're feeling naughty and want to do a waltz. But

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<v Speaker 1>nothing else. In the dance manual, he also tried to

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<v Speaker 1>rationalize why this new dancing was bad. He said, dancing

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<v Speaker 1>to jazz, or as he called it, ultra modern dancing,

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<v Speaker 1>has a one on one quality. He said, It begins

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<v Speaker 1>and ends with a single couple, no more as necessary,

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<v Speaker 1>the group's spirit of fun is absent. He was also

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<v Speaker 1>like this, dancing takes place in cramped, crowded, possibly sweaty rooms,

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<v Speaker 1>he said. Dancing that inspires the group's spirit of fun

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<v Speaker 1>requires room. Rooms in cities, especially in cabarets, are expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Hence the form of dancing has been encouraged that enables

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<v Speaker 1>the largest possible number of paining couples to dance together

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<v Speaker 1>in the smallest possible space. The result is that, in

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<v Speaker 1>the modern method, the movement of the dance is mostly

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<v Speaker 1>above the feet. That's right. Jazz dancing and other modern

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<v Speaker 1>dances have people dancing above their dogs, above their toesies,

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<v Speaker 1>above their foots. What a terrible thought. You guys know

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<v Speaker 1>what's above the feet, hips, waists, arms, chests, and worst

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<v Speaker 1>of all, genitals. Henry Ford's like, God, the steaks couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be higher. People are dancing with their pelvis? Is Ford

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<v Speaker 1>believe that the only part of your body that should

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<v Speaker 1>touch another body during dancing was the arms? Anything else

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<v Speaker 1>was inappropriate and Unamerican? Isn't it great when people disguise

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<v Speaker 1>racism and anti semitism with propriety and patriotism. Of the

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<v Speaker 1>many ironies in his square dancing campaign is that what

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<v Speaker 1>Ford thought of as square dancing was actually created by

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<v Speaker 1>black people and Antebellum America often enslaved people were forced

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<v Speaker 1>to dance at white balls as ornaments, you know, but

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<v Speaker 1>usually they didn't have any dance training, so they would

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<v Speaker 1>have to observe, you know, the dances of the time,

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<v Speaker 1>the French quadrille, etc. And then adapt them because they

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<v Speaker 1>had no instruction. Like in square dancing, there's all this

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<v Speaker 1>call and response, and black people were actually the people

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<v Speaker 1>who started doing that. So again, Henry Ford is bigoted

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<v Speaker 1>and also stupid. Another big irony to all of this

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<v Speaker 1>is that he hated modernity, and yet he was the

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<v Speaker 1>one who created an affordable car that people could buy,

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<v Speaker 1>thus propelling everyone into a more modern era where you

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<v Speaker 1>could just scoot around, and if you could scoot around,

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<v Speaker 1>it was easier to get up to all sorts of

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<v Speaker 1>modern business. But Henry Ford was probably like, oh, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted people to use my cars so they

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<v Speaker 1>could drive real fast to like church, or to like

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<v Speaker 1>the barn, or to like, you know, stores that sell

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<v Speaker 1>really long skirts for women. At first, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people saw his square dancing crusade as homie as missionary

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<v Speaker 1>work is innocent, just a guy who wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>some harmless old time cracker barrel style living. And with

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<v Speaker 1>his efforts, square dancing did catch on for a few years,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would have been really embarrassing if it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>because he was funneling so much money into square dance

0:25:11.325 --> 0:25:15.285
<v Speaker 1>education across the country. He was so desperate for the

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<v Speaker 1>square dance. He's like a square dance simp. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>square dancing did catch on for a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately it didn't last. Oh no, no, square dancing could

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<v Speaker 1>not compete with the rhythm and the fun of jazz. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Henry Ford, Maybe you should have introduced some other shapes

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<v Speaker 1>to square dancing. Maybe a circle if you're feeling crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a triangle. Maybe you should have let people shake

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<v Speaker 1>their asses a little bit, like just a hint of jiggle.

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<v Speaker 1>And wouldn't it be nice if that was the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the story, that Ford failed to bring square dancing

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<v Speaker 1>back to its zen in American culture, that his beliefs

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<v Speaker 1>rooted in white supremacy were thwarted. That would be nice

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<v Speaker 1>if it was the end of the story. But unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>for us, and specifically for me, in my elementary school

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<v Speaker 1>music classroom, which, by the way, was not a classroom,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a trailer outside. Ford's crusade for square dancing

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<v Speaker 1>inspired a bunch of other people to get on the

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<v Speaker 1>square dancing bandwagon and try to make it a thing again.

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<v Speaker 1>One of these crusaders for square dancing was this guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Lloyd Shaw. He was also known as doctor Lloyd

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<v Speaker 1>Pappy Shaw. I don't think he was actually a doctor though.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he was a pappy though. And the nineteen thirties

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<v Speaker 1>and forties he traveled across the country with a dance

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<v Speaker 1>show that advocated for square dancing to be part of

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<v Speaker 1>physical education. There are also other folk dancing groups that

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<v Speaker 1>started advocating for square dancing to become the national folk dance.

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<v Speaker 1>But there was infighting amongst the square dance community because

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<v Speaker 1>over the decades a new version of square dancing emerged

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<v Speaker 1>called modern Western square dancing, and the folk purists were like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not real square dancing. They're like, it's a bastardization

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Sometimes in modern Western square dancing they don't

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<v Speaker 1>even have a live fiddle player. If you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a fiddler, how can you even dance? And sometimes with

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<v Speaker 1>modern Western square dancing. They just danced to recorded music.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disgusting to think. If we keep doing modern Western

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<v Speaker 1>square dancing, we won't be able to employ all of

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<v Speaker 1>the fiddlers. The fiddlers need jobs. Despite their differences, the

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<v Speaker 1>square dancer rallied and when Ronald Reagan was president, not

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<v Speaker 1>only did he introduce crack into neighborhoods, he also signed

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<v Speaker 1>a bill that made square dancing the national folk dance.

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<v Speaker 1>The bill said, the American people value the display of

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<v Speaker 1>etiquette among men and women, which is a major element

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<v Speaker 1>of square dancing. It's a traditional form of family recreation

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<v Speaker 1>that dissolves arbitrary social distinctions. Actually, what it was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to do was make everybody white. But unfortunately for the

0:28:35.645 --> 0:28:39.485
<v Speaker 1>square dancers, that bill only made square dancing the national

0:28:39.525 --> 0:28:42.245
<v Speaker 1>folk dance between the years nineteen eighty two and nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety three. But the square dancers couldn't be stopped, and

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<v Speaker 1>they sasheyed their way to the states. They started law

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<v Speaker 1>being legislators at the state level to make square dance

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<v Speaker 1>their official state folk dance. And it was pretty easy

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<v Speaker 1>to do because most states didn't have official folk dance.

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<v Speaker 1>And so today square dancing is the official state dance

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<v Speaker 1>in thirty one states, and so unfortunately, Henry Ford got

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<v Speaker 1>his way and many of us had to grow up

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<v Speaker 1>square dancing, which was humiliating and also originated from white supremacy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this story does illustrate something about racists. They're

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<v Speaker 1>very persistent and sometimes they can be creative in the

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<v Speaker 1>way that they like to legally enshrine white supremacy. Henry

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<v Speaker 1>Ford did it with dancing and also just by having

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<v Speaker 1>a shit ton of money. But something cool that's happening

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<v Speaker 1>right now is I think square dancing line dancing is

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<v Speaker 1>being reclaimed. We're shifting the narrative because recently one of

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<v Speaker 1>my friends, Bushwick, was at a lesbian bar and there's

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of diverse lesbians learning how to line dance

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<v Speaker 1>and square dance. Yes, diverse lesbians. Henry Ford would have

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<v Speaker 1>hated that. He probably couldn't even comprehend the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>diverse lesbians. Every episode of American filth we learn a lesson,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think the lesson we learn in this episode

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<v Speaker 1>is that perhaps it's pretty easy to change the state dance. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from Georgia, grew up there. That's where I had

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<v Speaker 1>to square dance. And I'm thinking it's time for a change.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from Atlanta, the home of krunk music. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to change Georgia State dance from square dancing

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<v Speaker 1>to the Soldier Boy. Because what's really more valuable learning

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<v Speaker 1>how to promenade dosey dough sachet but not in a

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<v Speaker 1>gay way? Or is it more valuable to learn how

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<v Speaker 1>to superman on these hoes? Anyway, any of you guys

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<v Speaker 1>in Georgia let me know if you want to get

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<v Speaker 1>in cahoots to change the state dance. Cue the credits.

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