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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this on Kevin.

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Speaker 1: Yes that Kevin, Yes, I do think we were rather

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Speaker 1: headed somewhere into a handbag. But it's definitely not hell.

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Speaker 1: But I let's meet our alchemists, shall we? No particular

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Speaker 1: order to say? Hellot to Caroline Cott hotter than the

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Speaker 1: other Cotter. Where's the thing on Saturday? Um, it's in

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Speaker 1: my basement and it's gonna be wet. Yeah, stop the clock.

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Speaker 1: It's James Heeney django uheened Is it safe to say

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Speaker 1: that you believe alien life forms have visited our planet?

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Speaker 1: Of course? I mean there really anybody left arguing against it?

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Speaker 1: You used to have dreads, right, well? Yeah, definitely yeah.

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Speaker 1: What does that have to do with? Oh? I think

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Speaker 1: you know? Okay, listen, don't say anything. Have you been

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Speaker 1: abducted more than one? I've never been abducted, but I've

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Speaker 1: been visited by So they just came by and played cannassy.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing is they when they come to town,

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Speaker 1: they aren't bringing a ship big enough to take me away.

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Speaker 1: It's nanobots. Can I tell you my favorite part of

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Speaker 1: all that when they come to town like it's a

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Speaker 1: Western It was like a circus. It was like every year. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet another bear me who uh yeah, check your pulse.

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Speaker 1: There's Chris Alvarado tall, drink of water. Atto, what's tomorrow

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Speaker 1: looking like? Busy busy busy right? Yeah, yeah, with the chance,

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Speaker 1: with the chance of nap. That was that an invitation? Yes,

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Speaker 1: pencils down. It's Jessica Low Low Low. The boat that

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Speaker 1: is not lacest. Which of the following numbers represents the

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Speaker 1: total number of doves released in all of John Wu's

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Speaker 1: films is at six or four thousand and one? Correct?

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Speaker 1: And last, but may or doorstop not stop your door

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Speaker 1: knob from slamming that plaster wall again if you think

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Speaker 1: at least it's Joey Greer Joseph P. Graherman, attorney at law.

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Speaker 1: Well guilty, you're the attorney right guilty. I'm a defense attorney.

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Speaker 1: Assuming we'll all be arrested for murder later today. Which

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Speaker 1: one of us do you know when your heart is guilty?

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Speaker 1: And why? Man? I'll let me just say this, James

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Speaker 1: is not guilty, but I'll do everything I can to

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Speaker 1: sway the court to make him be convicted for the crime.

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Speaker 1: You'll do everything, again, everything I can and I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you why. I'll tell you why because the third thing

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Speaker 1: is warmth, and that's what a prison can offer. That's

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Speaker 1: what I wanted you to have. That's really nice. Yeah, honestly,

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Speaker 1: if at first I thought it was getting thrown unders

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Speaker 1: the bus, but if it's a warm place to stay. No,

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Speaker 1: it's all positive stuff. Guilty, yeah, guilty. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: do a show all of us. Change suggestions got from

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Speaker 1: podcast that your name here, and alco to this dot

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Speaker 1: number one comes from Patreon v I P. Conrade, who

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Speaker 1: wrote Derck Kevin Alchemy This people. I did indeed follow

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Speaker 1: your suggestion some months ago and became a Patreon v

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Speaker 1: I P member, And yet I have not followed up

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Speaker 1: with the prairie scene suggestion on or a probing question

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Speaker 1: of the Alchemist. Let me correct that today. First, my

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Speaker 1: probing question. Now, I love the fact that you all

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Speaker 1: frequently use for food service lingo, for food service lingo

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Speaker 1: in your scenes like eighty six and top two or

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Speaker 1: two top. In my mind, this confirms the stereotype I've

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Speaker 1: always had that in order to be in some kind

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Speaker 1: of show business in Los Angeles, one has to do

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Speaker 1: menial work at restaurant neal work. No, that's it's honest work.

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Speaker 1: It's by the way, it's much more honest work than

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Speaker 1: being an actor, which I'm not sure it's a job.

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Speaker 1: The job is getting the job right. Yeah, true that

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Speaker 1: uh in your fifteen years and actually paying the bills

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Speaker 1: and during the kind of soul crushing self doubt, an

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Speaker 1: existential dread that must certainly result from that, especially as

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Speaker 1: one enters the what happened but I digress, he really

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Speaker 1: went off there? The question is am I right to

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Speaker 1: assume this? Yes? Yes, all of it, even the part

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Speaker 1: I slept through. My scene suggestion is as follows, we

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Speaker 1: didn't get to you yet, believe it or not, we're

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Speaker 1: coming out the back end. Oh my god. An emergency

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Speaker 1: midnight board meeting has been called in corporate headquarters to

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Speaker 1: discuss how to spin a rapidly unfolding public relations disaster

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Speaker 1: and whether it's even possible to do damage controlled this

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Speaker 1: time around. PS tell Joey that I love the album

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Speaker 1: and I've listened to it at least twenty times. It

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Speaker 1: must be getting traction because he's now the fourth leading

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Speaker 1: Google suggestion for people who have typed in Joey g

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Speaker 1: r E. Wow. That's huge, right, I was normally on

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Speaker 1: page eighteen of Google. But this is this is a

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Speaker 1: big step forward. Even if you type in Joey g

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Speaker 1: will say four or four pages. What's much further down

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Speaker 1: if you type in the hole? Oh yeah, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: right there. Who are the other three? Keep up the

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Speaker 1: good work, Conrad? Can we please just everyone take a seat.

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Speaker 1: Can we just tired? Yeah, we're gonna stay here. We're

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Speaker 1: still gonna have to come in at nine. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: be here at nine. There's no running back. I had

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Speaker 1: to call a babysitter in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to babies. Oh God, finger to

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Speaker 1: make sure that everything's okay? Is that what you'd like

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Speaker 1: to do? I mean, I guess, let's do it, okay? Hello,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? I started Kimberly, Kimberly and Kimberly and

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Speaker 1: Janice was my baby. She's fine, Kimberly, just put it down.

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Speaker 1: Can we just put the baby second? Yeah, she's fine.

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Speaker 1: What's up? I'm I was told to call you by

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Speaker 1: my boss. Speak your phone just in front of the

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Speaker 1: whole We're fine, We're not planning. I'm going to like

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Speaker 1: some rave party. Who are you talking to? Somebody? How

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Speaker 1: many people are over there? Just me? I'm just me?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Because they hear two other voices? Get

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Speaker 1: off the phone. We got some dance in the day.

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Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. Look, we're not going to

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Speaker 1: go to a kay. You did not invite your dancing

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Speaker 1: boyfriend over I did not, But yeah, alright, Dave Kimberly,

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Speaker 1: that baby, okay, you know what? Okay, so I called

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Speaker 1: and then my fucking life that stressed me out like

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Speaker 1: five thousand times more than then. You're glad you're here,

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Speaker 1: aren't you? You know? Yeah? I am. I'm glad I

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Speaker 1: didn't waste money on a babysitter. Can we get to

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Speaker 1: the fucking topic at hand? Tim Christ him, damn, you

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Speaker 1: were gonna put together a list of three things that

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Speaker 1: number two whatever. He's like, No, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: go through the list. I want to go through what

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Speaker 1: has happening here. This is a disaster, disaster, so obviously

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Speaker 1: we are though. I'm sorry, I'm sorry interrupted, I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: to clean the room. I didn't know someone's clide. Listen,

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Speaker 1: make sure that this is written down that you tried

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Speaker 1: to come on in here, fresh eyes, fresh airs. Well, honestly,

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Speaker 1: if he's going to be in here, could he clean

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Speaker 1: the area around me while he's How do you make

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Speaker 1: it so dirty here? I had to eat something. I

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Speaker 1: woke up and tipen pigpen, put a sock in. There's bones.

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Speaker 1: There's clean bones around this man. They're chicken bones there.

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Speaker 1: If you want me to leave meat on it. Clyde,

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Speaker 1: have you heard the news? Oh what have you heard

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Speaker 1: from the outside? Well, I mean, I can't believe the

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Speaker 1: Dodgers traded like that. I mean to think that you're

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Speaker 1: I mean, no one knows I know about is that.

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Speaker 1: You know what we do in here? You know this

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Speaker 1: company actually does you buying and sell kids weights. That's right.

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Speaker 1: That's one of the many, many things we do. It's

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Speaker 1: on the pipe charts. It's a kid's health oriented and

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Speaker 1: something blew up. Just what it's been forty five minutes

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Speaker 1: now all over the internet. One of our children who

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Speaker 1: was using our our product, one of your promoted kids.

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Speaker 1: You're one of our promoter kids, right, that's right, one

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Speaker 1: of the fat one. Okay, she had a name. She's dead,

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Speaker 1: she's gone. What happened? She swallowed a weight and it

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Speaker 1: killed her? My god? The candy weights. The candy weights,

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Speaker 1: bad idea. Yeah, why should they be sugary sent for

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Speaker 1: people that need to work out more than some I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to make a shape. We don't need to

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Speaker 1: argue about. It was a bad idea on my part.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry it's happening. I'm finding other bones around this guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm finding what looks like it might be human bones.

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Speaker 1: That's why they're still there. Here's my idea. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: bringing in the second kid. She's a star. She's the

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Speaker 1: a whole social media thing about how you know, weights

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Speaker 1: don't kill kids. Kids, kids kill kids, exactly exactly. This

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Speaker 1: We're here with Chrissie Turkish and she is the she's

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Speaker 1: all that. And so you came on today to talk

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Speaker 1: all that. Here's the thing, so when you have weights,

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Speaker 1: me to school anyway, Let's get security. So, Christie, I

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Speaker 1: understand that the company has been taking a lot of heat.

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Speaker 1: it good. It's past and I'm sorry, said, how are

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Speaker 1: you feeling from that. Well, in my head, I feel sad,

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Speaker 1: So your company is giving you caffeine. Yes, so they're

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Speaker 1: even a five year old enough caffeine. Oh yeah, time

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Speaker 1: I think we're doing good. She did great on that

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's just you know what, gigantic bone. It's fine, listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't listen to alarm anything. But it seemed like

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Speaker 1: when she talked about caffeine, that radio disc jockey asshole

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Speaker 1: guy was really crilling her about it's called the Today Show. Bill. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. I just listened to the table.

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Speaker 1: You thought he was a radio disc job She talked,

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Speaker 1: That's right, you know what, You're right, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 1: You picked up on that. Right. See, maybe there's some

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Speaker 1: gonna clean this up. Thank you. Come into offense. Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking for you. I'm not Where was the man? Oh, Brandon? Yeah, Brandon? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Mind. You should check the fucking dumpster

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Speaker 1: because that's where ship lives. Wow, all right, we'll do Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I I really you guys told me I was out

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Speaker 1: after the you know, after what you tell us after

417
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: you know, the last commercial batch? I did you tell us?

418
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Speaker 1: Tell us where I forced ft Big Max to children.

419
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 1: We're bringing the monopo leo. You know what I mean.

420
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: The gigs up. They've already done a document. What you're

421
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: talking about? That fucking guy? Someone ryany nick nay. Alright,

422
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: let me let me take something bad. You guys don't

423
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Speaker 1: need to stand up and listening. Listen to me right now,

424
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: you get what I mean? All right, this is what

425
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. You're gonna go to school after school

426
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: and you're gonna do your dance and you're gonna do

427
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: your plans. You understand, And you're gonna tell these kids

428
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,719
Speaker 1: in the happy meals they got candy weights, you know,

429
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: candy weights for them. You think the problem is I

430
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 1: just got a new job. So any any anyway, anyway

431
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: money you think we're asking you for your opinion on

432
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: this match? Do you think we're asking you how you

433
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: feel about this? Oh? Sir, don't make me hit me?

434
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: Made him? Oh that looks like it hurt. Make me

435
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: like a piece of gazool him. Sorry, I'm sorry to

436
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: bargin here. She did rent this space. We work, We work.

437
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: How much time do we have? You have ten minutes?

438
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: But I just want to say, every other person here

439
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: is complaining that noises coming. Let's we're creative with a

440
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: little fucking tech startup. Give us a second. What's going

441
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: on in here? In Hello? Hi, So I guess we'll

442
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: bother you. Uh well, I'm just working very hard on

443
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: my first screenplay. Okay, okay, okay, let us help you out.

444
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: Interior or to day desk desk, lonely girl chase his

445
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: dream sad as hell. She probably wants some McDonald You

446
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: want someds McDonalds. It is my honor for the Academy

447
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 1: Awards this year to announce the winner of the Best

448
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: Original Screenplay. Um, so the winners are. Let's open the envelope.

449
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm narrating everything here. I'm the

450
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: presenter here at the I'm in my head. Okay, okay,

451
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: And the winner is the McDonald's boys. We just like

452
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: to thank ourselves. Wait till we get to the mic

453
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 1: to start talking. Don't just say oh that hurt? Like? Okay, Sheldrin,

454
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: who's hungry for lunchtime? Before we go out, we have

455
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: a very special guest. Some of you might not be

456
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: old enough to remember him. Was that anyone else here? Yeah?

457
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: Really scared. I think people are hungry. People are just hungry.

458
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,479
Speaker 1: It's the tummies. What was its coming from the garbage

459
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: can over there? I'm telling you right now, this place

460
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: is current. Oh no, John, here, get that cannabarade here.

461
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: Get the cannarade sprayed into the trash can. Okay, makes

462
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: a noise for Herona McDonald. Everybody, all right, Hi, kids, Uh,

463
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: I want to let you see my friend Grimace in

464
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: the trash can? What kids? Uh? You know what do

465
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: you guys look like? So happy and so innocent. There's

466
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: so much for the world ahead of you. Excuse me, Donald,

467
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: What the heck is going on with that thing in

468
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: the trash can? That's prevous. He's part of a frosty.

469
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: He's part of a frosty, a Wendy's frost that's his

470
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: back story. Actually, I'm not entirely sure what actually what

471
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: was that? Open? Oh? Here, let's let about Hey, what's

472
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: that kids? Nice face? Clown? Grimace is just here to

473
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: make sure that I do my job right? How did

474
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: all that thinside that tiny trash can? Which one of

475
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: view is the audio? That one over there? Ask me?

476
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: Let me see your skills. Let me just connect this one.

477
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: Here we go nights overhead projected? All right, kids, a

478
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: shot of Ron McDonald this morning? What? Yeah, he was sleeping?

479
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: Is the next one? Nice? Three waked up? Yeah, let's

480
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: back it up. Here is this your car that I

481
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: was a visitor at this school? Yeah? We puked in

482
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: a kid spot, So you gotta go. Kids, don't have cars.

483
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: I know, what the hell is the parking spot for

484
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: kids that? Huh? Oh, I didn't know. I those a

485
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: sign posted, buddy, all right, hey, you're fucking freakly. You

486
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: can't stand on this corner. Okay, get the funk out

487
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: of waiting for a lift, are you? Why don't I

488
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,479
Speaker 1: lift you up to fucking that's a nice that's right,

489
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: that's right, this knife, lick it, lick it again. Okay, yeah,

490
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: it's a foot longer six inch. Just you don't have

491
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: a foot long turkey, meatballs, veggi, veggi, just the vegetables, patties.

492
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: Don't even want a little sammon in there. You guys

493
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: have salmon here? Bring myself, Yeah, that's healthy, right, just

494
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: trying to change my life. You don't get your damon

495
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: clamber having. I don't want to eat any more meatballs.

496
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: Who's that in your backpack? He's kind of he's kind

497
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: of watching me. Okay, let me. It's good to get bigger.

498
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: What the grimace? Holy sh it, I haven't seen you

499
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: since the What the Night's campaign with McDonald's. What do

500
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: you think you're huge? What do you think? What I

501
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: think you are? I think you're some purple freak freak. Yeah,

502
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: because that's the thing. You know what, this is crazy.

503
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: I passed by a reflecting devices where you live? What

504
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: do you see what past reflected? I see my talking

505
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: about mirrors. I'm sorry, sorry, I just didn't know, he said,

506
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: You know what, I go to this rave all the

507
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: time and and we're actually kind of looking for a

508
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: mascot pays about two k a night, six nights a week,

509
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: ten years done. All right, I love it, um part

510
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: of me, Miss Wendy. I hate to bug you. You're

511
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: the boss and you're not doing well. I just want

512
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: to say, um, First of all, everyone loves your square burgers.

513
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: People are very happy, but we dare to be square. Thanks. Um.

514
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: It seems that Ronald McDonald is back in the game.

515
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: He's back in the game and I haven't seen him

516
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: since we banged in the eighties. He's coming on hard.

517
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: We don't know what to do, to be honest, do

518
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: you just tell us what to do, We'll do it.

519
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: I think you need to take him out, take him out? Yes, yes, yes, okay, okay.

520
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: Do you want you want to bring want us to

521
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: bring him here? You just want him dead? I just

522
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: need some ice chips. I'll let me call a nurse

523
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: for you. Nurse, yeah, can you get her some ice?

524
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: Chin in a second? What do you need? Do you

525
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: know who the is? That's Wendy. Oh, I know of Wendy.

526
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: I know she has the iconic pigtails. I'm familiar is

527
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: the one he said hot potatoes? Oh my god, you

528
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: coined to happen to Nobody had ever put those two words.

529
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: My god, I hate honestly, I know it. I am

530
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: so sorry. I was so disrespectful before. I I am sorry.

531
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: You those buds, Okay, I'm gonna be your second buds.

532
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: You got it? Yes, yes, ice chips on the way. Now. Look, look,

533
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking note here. I got a note on

534
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: my phone. It's a text. I got a text going on.

535
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: What's going on? I got a note coming through my phone.

536
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: It says, what are you talking about? What that's going on?

537
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: You're so scattered all of a sudden. No, no, no, no, no,

538
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: no nothing. May Look the rap business is going good, right,

539
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: We got ourselves an oscarrow high. Too bad, Wendy's back

540
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: in the game. We dare to be square? What I mean,

541
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: what's these ads playing? I don't know that all these

542
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: elections everywhere that hearing us saying I'm saying, I'm saying, say,

543
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: we gotta be scared. They're coming after Ronnie Jesus Christ.

544
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: We need him in the game. We need there is

545
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: that fucking homeless, fucking dirt back. You don't what I

546
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: tagged him in the back of the neck with the

547
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: GPS located. Very good, All right, very good? So let

548
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: me just I texted you the information, So just check

549
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: your phone. I'm a little afraid of my phone. What

550
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: do you mean, I don't know. It's a weird thing.

551
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: You're waiting for a text from the next We're looking

552
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: to a reflective device. What do you mean, like a mirror?

553
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. What do you see? And the reflective device?

554
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: I see, you know, I see myself as a young man. Yeah,

555
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: I see a lot of hope. Yeah, I see the

556
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: fact that I didn't do exactly what I should have

557
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: been doing here. I think you're good. I'm proud of you,

558
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm proud of you. Hey, I'm

559
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: proud of you. Appreciate I'm proud. I'm proud of you.

560
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: Can't it's me. I'm your I'm your father. Okay, come on,

561
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: you know it's me. It's me. It's hey, it's Jimmy. Hey,

562
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: come on, it's Jimmy to knuckle, Come on minute. I'm

563
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: proud of you. I feel like I'm always doing this,

564
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: but it's just and you wield in your own TV

565
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: that is just blasting ads as well. It's it's really

566
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: who's who's who's complaining? Now? Everyone who's complaining? Out? How

567
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: the tech startup? Out right? All right? Look at this place.

568
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: It's called Tucker two. I don't even know how I'm

569
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 1: produces the dumbassy hello bag? We work, we work? Hello?

570
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: How do you put your dumbass name? Tucka tucka? What

571
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: does it do? Huh? You know sometimes it's like you

572
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: got some stuff and now what took? And it's mine?

573
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: Do you too? Do we blocked? Man? Let me tell

574
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: you somewhere now. The fact that took you that long

575
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: to explain with that your title wasn't me just bad?

576
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: You're not gonna do what I ain't gonna do? What

577
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: do you get out of tight? Tight? Tight? Lot? Change?

578
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: It took it. The first thing with took it was

579
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: what I think, and then I would do a small

580
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 1: eye the letter I I took it. Damn you got

581
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 1: you good. Just cut my ass. Keep it down in

582
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: your room. It's too loud, screw off. Fuck you's liquors

583
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: that this is crazy. This is great. Everybody a greama

584
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 1: you ready gonna get out there? I'm okay, sick. What's

585
00:35:48,440 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: the fun? One cup of soup for you, and you'll

586
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: find bread at the end of the table, and uh

587
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: and uh next to the line. Please, here's soup for you.

588
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, it's us. Oh hey, guys, I'm sorry. I'm

589
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: just doing the soup kitchen work today. We shouldn't drink

590
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: right out of there? Why not? This is some poison. No,

591
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: it's just that there's a lot of people that are

592
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: ranny bad news. Wendy's got to hit out on you. Huh,

593
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: Wendy's got to hit out on you. Can b no,

594
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: this is this is a soup lin come on at

595
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: the bread's down at the end. Wendy put the green

596
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: line on you. Really, But I don't do anything wrong anymore.

597
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: I've really changed my act to Ronny. It ain't about that,

598
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: all right. You made love with her in the ages.

599
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: You probably had some kind of kid with there. You

600
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: never were like you know, I don't know what the

601
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: hell this. I found the bread, I can't find the soup. Oh,

602
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: I give you the soup. The soup comes from here. Okay,

603
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: there you go. Okay, well, I mean maybe I should

604
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: just talk to her and we can work things out.

605
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: Used to be. I don't know. It's your life and

606
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: he sas bread and sacks and bread just ship. Guys,

607
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: all looking off of you right now is a small

608
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: portal that if you jump intill take you directly to

609
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: one d the All right, that's the only thing I

610
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: can offer you got all right, I guess I'll do it.

611
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys could finish well. Um, nurse you see,

612
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: I'm here to see Wendy Thomas. Is this the room?

613
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: Probably not? It's run McDonald. Yes, on the list, summer

614
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: on McDonald that that was a joke. Uh yeah, you're

615
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: on the list. Okay, Can I see her? Yep, you're

616
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: up next. Somebody's in whatever or not? How long you've

617
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: been on the Clowning game? Out of the Clowning Game?

618
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: Are you in it? Still? Double? It depends sometimes to

619
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: go to hospitals, you know, little stuff. You're trying to

620
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: be entertained. No, I'm trying to save my life today, sir,

621
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 1: say you're alive. Yeah, because she's on the last bread.

622
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: She might seem like she's out, but it's really honestly,

623
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: uh she she still has quite a bit of sway

624
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: on the street. Okay, so I'm done. She's just giving

625
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: out coupons, but I got all of them, all right.

626
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: You bet you you're up next running Good luck, Wendy.

627
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: Are you awake? You look good? Oh my god, that

628
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: means that's so that's awesome. You look, uh you look

629
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: um gosh, it's been so long since we've seen each other. God,

630
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: those pigtails are still they still stick out and the

631
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: wow iconic I heard, I heard you put a hit

632
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: on me. I had you had to do good. No,

633
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to do go ahead about two crool.

634
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: It's you know what, it's a it's a different world now, Wendy.

635
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 1: You do to me, I'd not. I didn't do this too.

636
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: You smoked a lot. We're here to lay rest. Wendy Thomas,

637
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: a pioneer on flat burgers and square burgers, can turn

638
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: those TVs off And I'm sorry you can't find the

639
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: off button. Okay, well then just just pull the plug

640
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 1: and pulled the plug out, but it's still going. Okay, Mark,

641
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 1: you not say pulled the plug at a funeral? All right? Okay,

642
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: so um, we have some people close to Wendy, close

643
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: to the franchise. I'd like to say some things. And

644
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: uh first, be foremost, did you want to say somebody

645
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: had a gentleman stand up and Dave grown Yeah? Okay, yes,

646
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 1: no one here probably knows me, recognizes me. No, Dave

647
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: Thomas the third, Uh no, because that would be you

648
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 1: that then you'd be recognizing me. Uh I run Steve Thomas,

649
00:39:54,320 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: I run store to whoa Boys? I all operation. We

650
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: got a lot of heart. Yeah, we're sorry about that

651
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: poison outbreak that happened to your story. That's when things

652
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: went really bad. But when do you herself flew out

653
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: in a jet? Hold on, hold onto that story. So

654
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 1: we gotta list. We gotta list of people. We want

655
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: to guess what's that? We just got a list of

656
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,760
Speaker 1: people we gotta get to and then we can definitely

657
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: add in. You're gonna circle back to Boise. Okay, so

658
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: let Boise talk. Man. Okay, I think I've done, I

659
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: think I was done. No, no, please, we can let

660
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: the Togos, guy, go cross him out the list. Let's what. Yeah,

661
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to take the Togos. Hold on it.

662
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: You aren't even supposed to be here, Togo. Okay, I

663
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 1: love her alright. So she so the poison outbreak. Yeah,

664
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 1: she flew a jet, private jet outs and she said,

665
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: I'm sorry we did. I just really want to get

666
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: just so we're clear. There is a list and that

667
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: there everyone has this. So so you knew there was

668
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: a list, Yes, go ahead, No, I just I feel

669
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 1: dumb now I don't know there's a list. I don't

670
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: want to talk, but I know there's a list, So

671
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: keep going. I didn't know. I didn't know there was

672
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: a list. Ahead, moved by the emotions. Okay. So she

673
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: flies down. So she lands in Boise and everyone's dying, right,

674
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: it's a fucking outbreak. People are fucking dying on the streets.

675
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: This blood. There's flies, there's dogs running around eating human flesh.

676
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: And she lands in her jet and she puts her

677
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: hands out and she says you, I want to save you,

678
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: and I get in her jet. You know, we had

679
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: a romantic flight across the country and um, okay, so uh,

680
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: let's bring up bring up Ronald McDonald. Um, Hi, I'm

681
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: ron You guys probably all remember me from you know,

682
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: when I used to do all the adds for you.

683
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna say it. It's not appropriate to

684
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: try to, you know, market myself on a day like

685
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: this for Wendy. Um. Well, let's just see back and

686
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: I think it was nine. Don't have a speech ready? Oh,

687
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: I honestly didn't really know I was going to get

688
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: calls were emailed about this. I was emailed, but I

689
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: when I when I saw an email come in, I

690
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: thought it was spam. I didn't really read it. But okay,

691
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: I've got a story. I can just just think about

692
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: it for a second. Boys, when you want to say

693
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: something else, I just felt like I wanted to say

694
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you, Wendy, thank you, Frosty's,

695
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: thank you, Fries, thank you putting the idea of Frosty's

696
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: in fries or fed. You know what I mean. That

697
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: was a weird thing. But we all did it. We

698
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: all did it. We all did it. We all did

699
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 1: I got I got a good story now, we all,

700
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: of course we did. I mean, of course, raise your

701
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: hand if you did it in this room, look, we

702
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: all did we all? Did it? Excuse me? This this

703
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: is a church. Yeah, so she's just say it's not

704
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 1: as a room at the hollow grounds. Well, I believe

705
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: Chicken his church. So yeah, what's the burger place? And

706
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: that seems to see three you come from Jovan, who wrote,

707
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: Hey everyone, plus the Kevin Pollock A scene suggestion from

708
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: the odd mind of me. A cooking show where all

709
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: the contestants are asked to provide miniature creations of food

710
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: with no instructions other than a tiny wedge with mucho

711
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: good vibes from Cape Town, jo Vanna and Perot. Alright,

712
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: let's take a look at your creation here. Interesting, love

713
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: the formation, love the colors, beautiful ties. Why don't we

714
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: even describe it? What describe the dish? Because you do that,

715
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: you'd like me to describe this dish creation? Hold on,

716
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: don't ever talk bit to him. I'm sorry, I just

717
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: didn't talk back to him like that. All right? Can

718
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:09,439
Speaker 1: we cut the cameras for a second. I'm sorry, ever

719
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: talk back to them again. I sweet to god, I'll

720
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: kill you. Didn't Oh wow, I didn't realize that. Didn't

721
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: realize that any miniature cooking competition you get them. How

722
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: many people try to come in? Huh, No, you don't.

723
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: You just accepted it, right, you came in. You've got

724
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: a little golden envelope and you're flowing a pray to

725
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: you here. Do you think I'm chosen page? No, No,

726
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 1: you don't have Paul's all right. I don't even know it. Okay,

727
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're sorry for. All right,

728
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just don't even don't even write. You

729
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: need Paul Joys to him near Paul Joys to him?

730
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry you don't all right, excuse me,

731
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: gentlemen were so far behind the scheduling because her temper. Okay,

732
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: so you're just going to have to apologize to them.

733
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to appologize, and then we're going to

734
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: have to keep rolling because I cannot stress. When can

735
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: I describe my dis I want to get to you

736
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: soon the United apologize. I'm a pretty well known chef. Okay,

737
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 1: I'm competing in this this competition. I don't know show business,

738
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: So I am sorry. Listen Island alright, yeah, winner of

739
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: these doesn't die, you understand? Wait, no, what this is

740
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: a Mortal Kombat, but with food. Do you get it? Oh? No,

741
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: I didn't actually let me look at the contract really quick.

742
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: H No, I guess I didn't realize that we're back

743
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: from commercial with three. So I don't need to describe

744
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: the dish. Well, it's got all the flavor of a

745
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: big dish, but I put it into as tiny dish

746
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: as I could, and so all ingredients I used no

747
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: more than a pinch. Or can we cut the cameras

748
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: for a seconds now? It's just realized, didn't realize described

749
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: it trying? Just give me a second, die taken to

750
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: realize what you're gonna go? Alright, Okay, can I just

751
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: say something? Is the executive producer, I'd love all this

752
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: to be on camera because this is the kind of

753
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,479
Speaker 1: drama and the kind of intrigue we need in the show.

754
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: How about when you continue to act as a role

755
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: of director and cut the camera when the good stuff

756
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: is about to happen. We don't get that on film?

757
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: No my fault. Yes, you're literally the one the camera

758
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: Dale you're listening to him. Okay, so let's keep it

759
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: all on film because I love for this to be

760
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: onto Alright, let's get a ship coming. Uh, We're good. Alright,

761
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: Security Protocol X two nines in motion. We're good. Island

762
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: is secure. Kind of just chill. So that's pretty much

763
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: the gig. You just were checking the coastline, making sure

764
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: no other ship's approach. Uh, don't use my binoculars for

765
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: anything to check the coast. Yeah, but when nighttime comes around,

766
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to use them because its

767
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: gonna be dark. Um, what do we do at night? Then?

768
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: We're pretty It's like, I mean, what do we do? Yeah,

769
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: we go one at the time and we kind of

770
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: just like, uh, you know, do a little pacing back

771
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: and forth, a little perimeter thing, and we do that

772
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: for safety reasons, just in case you are attack. Only

773
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: one person get goes attacked. Uh, and one of the

774
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: contestants who's trying to break up island. Um, but usually

775
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: that one happened. We got a lot of concubines. And

776
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: why are we in shorts? Hot? Hot? Did you tell

777
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: me you want to work corduroys? I do, Oh, all right,

778
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: well yeah you can. I mean they're in your dress

779
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 1: and it stands the protocol. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty easy, gig.

780
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: It's super easy, gig. I mean, this is its own

781
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: country in a lot of ways. Uh, it's on by

782
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: the food networks. I don't know. Yeah, so I guess

783
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: like food networks. But uh, don't you get your job?

784
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: I got my job. I was knocked on conscious, Uh

785
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: knocked on, was knocking conscious in Portland, and I woke

786
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: up here and I was in the security. I was

787
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: a bicycle barista, and then here I am. So hey,

788
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: I'm spelling weight. I would like to have the quartado.

789
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm on foot. Earn it? Okay, okay, what do you want?

790
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: A quarta? Okay? Quartato? Do you have soy milk? Soy milk? No,

791
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: I don't have soy milk. Okay, I got real milk.

792
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: Or I got real milk. Okay, what do you want?

793
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: I guess real milk. Okay. This this machine is cold.

794
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 1: That's gonna be taking a second to get this thing in.

795
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: All right, what's up? Um? Not a lot? I's ready, alright,

796
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: that's what I wanted? What you want? I wanted a quartado? Baby?

797
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: I miss you? Have you described your dish? What's our act?

798
00:48:54,040 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: And again we are from from from what I'm going

799
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: to describe my dish? It is, maybe don't describe it

800
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: to me I want to know if you described it

801
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: to the judges and never got a chance. They kept

802
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:18,479
Speaker 1: cutting my hot potato dish, got cold eyes. It wasn't

803
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: the way to eat a mouse bush. Are you going

804
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 1: to die? Probably know I made a little lamb minced meats.

805
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: I did not cook the lamb. Dropping the phone. I

806
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: want to see your face on the FaceTime hold it up.

807
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm embarrassed. No, no, you're going to die. Perhaps,

808
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. I'm just impressed. We have

809
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: enough WiFi band with for us to talk. I know,

810
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: it's nicebine. Yeah, oh, come in, come in, hey honey.

811
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm losing the band your paws, concubine. Do

812
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: you want to pick one or all of us? Or

813
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: let's make a me sandwich? Okay, you're the front or

814
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: the back, let's go. Excuse me. Oh, I'm sorry. I

815
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: don't mean to interrupt whatever you guys are doing in here.

816
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: Why can we just talk in private for a second. Sorry,

817
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: we have to go everywhere with her for the time

818
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: we're scheduled with her. Okay, well, I just kind of

819
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: wanted to have a private conversation. Talk to me as

820
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: they do their things. Did you know that this was mortal.

821
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: That is why I signed up big. I'm sorry that's distracting.

822
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: Um do you know that person looks sick? Well, here's

823
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 1: my question. It's like, how many people do you think

824
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 1: are in competition? I don't know, maybe everybody. I literally everyone,

825
00:50:53,600 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: my raw lamb oh gosh. I I ate that role too.

826
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: So what I'm hoping to do is like, maybe you

827
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: and I could combine forces and try to I heard

828
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: you all were combining forces trying to break out of here.

829
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,479
Speaker 1: How did you hear that? The rooms are pretty tiny?

830
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: Some say they're lettuce thin. That was a private conversation.

831
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: I was borderline whispering and there was concubines everywhere. How

832
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: did you hear that? Well? I heard them, and then

833
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I must be talking about something

834
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: super secret. Listen, okay. On the back of that bon

835
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: I have the times of the guards schedule when they

836
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: will go around on security details. I honestly, this is

837
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: very bad handwriting. Do you know what? Forget? I'm not

838
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: gonna get just hard to know where one line starts

839
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: next one. I'm sorry, I came over. Don't need to

840
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: get off the side. And you know what, I'll just

841
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: figure it out myself. No, I'm sorry. I didn't. You know.

842
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: It looks like between one and one thirty am. That's

843
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: when it's the darkest so you can read it, so

844
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: you can read the butt. But it also kind of

845
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: looks like a level you know what. You gotta apologize

846
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: to me, Yeah, me, don't talk to him like that. Oh,

847
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: you gotta apologize. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you,

848
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: just I was. I was worried that you were gonna

849
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 1: walk away, and I would just apologize. I said, sorry.

850
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: Residents of Food Network Island, there has been an outbreak,

851
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: a bacterial outbreak. Said, I'm pretty sure that that's actually

852
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: the it's I think sal Manila was what came from

853
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: the laft. Uh No, that's going on. Nothing nothing, nothing,

854
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: hide the bunt hunt. Uh nothing nothing. We're just talking

855
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: about that outbreak. And yeah, right, so he's sure there's

856
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: a reason not on your post. Oh yeah, I should

857
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: be going. I'm a security guard and you two are

858
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:51,399
Speaker 1: contestants who are gonna die soon. Okay, So okay, yeah,

859
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,800
Speaker 1: is the reason you're threatening the contestant? No, no, no,

860
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm a security guard. Uh you just said both of them,

861
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: you're going from them. I think we're all gonna die, Okay,

862
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, yeah, of course we are. I mean, yeah,

863
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: I know, I just know. I mean, do you and

864
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: I we went to other psychic? Yeah, I know you

865
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: have to bring up right now I do. Okay, Okay, great,

866
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: everyone knows we should have told us about the psychic

867
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: the island. Well, the psychic said, I'm gonna die if

868
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 1: I try to escape an island and the two people

869
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm with the are gonna getting paled by rocks. The

870
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: hopes there it is. I don't believe in that ship. Okay,

871
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: Now that's very specific to say. Usually they're like, you

872
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: have an aunt? Was a name who started with B

873
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 1: look into the candidate, knew you had an aunt? You

874
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: want me to tell you what I have? Not beat

875
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: this name? Start would be beat this? No backy, nope,

876
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, that's right name and banana yea yeah,

877
00:53:54,360 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 1: uncles through bed. No, you're going to die and we're

878
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: back in the last day competition at the Food Network Island.

879
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: We'll see which of the two contestants will live and

880
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: which one will die. That's right, Frank. It's a really

881
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: exciting day to day this is day your maskcar's running today? Tracy? Weird?

882
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: Is it weird? I mean not weird? For yeah, it's weird.

883
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on in there? What the

884
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: hell is going on in there? Huh? Just hosting the

885
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 1: we'll host it up. Okay, I'm just sad and it's

886
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: hard to host when I'm sad because I also like

887
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: to wear makeup. So it runs, um, okay, I'll do it. Okay.

888
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 1: So so we are excited, right, Tracy, what are you

889
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: looking forward to most today? You want to see which

890
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 1: one dies? Are you falling in love with one of

891
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: the contestants to die? Well, hopefully he's good at describing

892
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: his small dish. I say to see that, all right,

893
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: and I describe your dish. This tiny dish has a regano,

894
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: one leaf of spinach, three shreds of parmesan cheese, and

895
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: it has been toasted to a light brown top. And

896
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: the mommy that comes into your mouth is delicious. So

897
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: what is your dish? It's a piece of spinich orage

898
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: and which you've tasted. That's it. So it's not even

899
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: a dish, it's not even a is a salad. There

900
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: is a very tiny bit of egg and it is kiche.

901
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: It is a very tiny You forgot what it was.

902
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: I didn't realize. You didn't realize you should mention it.

903
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: It's a keach. Maybe we could cut. Is there a

904
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: way with apparently I can't cut anymore. I didn't kill me,

905
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 1: all right, I just please hang it one more time

906
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 1: and it's all right. Wors your dish m eats both.

907
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: You know, there's only limited supplies here. Mine as gbage.

908
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,760
Speaker 1: It's the bomb. I'm just talking to the now, Tracy.

909
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: You can see here there are two laser pointers. I'm

910
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:14,399
Speaker 1: both of the confistant's foreheads. Yeah, trigger will very soon.

911
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: And it's just kind of clear um just from the

912
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 1: audience watching at home, that one is doing really bad, yeah,

913
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: and the other is doing well and just following the

914
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: rules of the show. I hope you're in love with

915
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 1: the one that lives. Okay, don't the polished on. It's

916
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 1: just too tasted for too long. I hear that you're

917
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,720
Speaker 1: talking about. The problem is with such a tiny amount,

918
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: it's hard to maintain. Oh my god, Tracy, which one

919
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: is it? Okay, we'll gold do the outro. Thanks for

920
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: watching the show. We're gonna go to you for the

921
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 1: after show, we're gonna talk to the winner. She's all

922
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: you that we all die and I'm pregnant with this

923
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: baby head sakes to them. It was unprotected and it

924
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: was really fertile. All that after this and we're out.

925
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: Good job Wendays. We turned those TVs off, the impossible

926
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: unplug and that's our show for