1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Then Jubile Show on demand. Hi, everybody, I'm Jimmy wiener Schnitzel. 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: And is that a mirror in your pants? Because I 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: can see myself in them? Oh Ken, Yeah, it's time 4 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: for ridiculous Internet questions. Call us up right now eighty 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one text in 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 1: four one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions, Louie, 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: ask you the question that everybody's debating on the dot 8 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: COM's today eight eight eight three four three one oh 9 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: six one text in four one oh six one. And 10 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: what is today's ridiculous Internet question? I'm glad you asked? 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: What are your worst or best pickup lines in the dms? 12 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: Call us eight at eight three four three one oh 13 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 1: six one text in four one oh six one. And 14 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 1: this is a good one, because every single female in 15 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,559 Speaker 1: the universe has some dude in their DMS who's having 16 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: a conversation with themselves and it said, hey, Hi, how 17 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: are you about one hundred times today already probably and 18 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: you haven't even answered him. So calls up eight at 19 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one text in 20 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: four one oh six one. Christian, what are your worst 21 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: or best pickup lines? Or DM. Okay, the worst one 22 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: that I have ever heard, are you my appendix? Because 23 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what you do or how you work, 24 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: but I feel like I should take you out anything 25 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: that surgical procedure, leave me out of it. You know. 26 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: I actually like that one though, at least it's creative. 27 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: Of course that would get me interested. I'd be like, huh, 28 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 1: we don't know what an appendix does. So if I 29 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 1: said that to you, you you would go out with me? 30 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 1: Definitely awesome, I absolutely would. That would be a good 31 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: pickup line. Call us eight to eight three or four 32 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: three one h six one? Text in four one oh 33 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,919 Speaker 1: six one. What are your best or worst pickup lines 34 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,680 Speaker 1: in the DMS? Alex, I don't have any. You don't 35 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,320 Speaker 1: have any, Alex says, at least, well, there's one guy 36 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: in your DMS who still probably says HI to you occasionally. 37 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: I think, I don't know. I don't know whither because 38 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: I don't check them. Well, there was, at least there was, 39 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: Alex years ago, years years ago. Yeah, it literally was 40 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: just high Hi, Hi, Hey, Hi you really beautiful to night. 41 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: Hi Hi wave emoji? Hi. Yeah, all keep going and 42 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: going and yeah. Then they'll randomly be like, you know what, 43 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: You're not the pretty anyway. I don't know why I 44 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 1: wasted by la Hi exactly. They're back again. Eight and 45 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: eight three, four three one six one text in four 46 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 1: one oh six one. What are your worst or best 47 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: pickup lines? Victoria? So my friend actually we were talking 48 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: about this the other day. She got a d M saying, 49 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 1: I gotta ask, are you currently still uninterested in going 50 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: on a date like sir? If he's not answering yes, 51 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: the status of your being uninterested? Is this still the 52 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 1: same he's still not interested in me? Check? All right? Cool? 53 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: I just forgotta hit you up and ask what did 54 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: the circle back around about? We'll circle back in a 55 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 1: couple of months on that too, Okay, I'll be back 56 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one on six one text 57 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: in four one six one? What are your worst or 58 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: best pickup lines? Somebody texted in and said, if you 59 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: are into Harry Potter, oh my god, you're gonna love this. 60 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: I'm not very into Harry Potter, but I just know 61 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 1: these terms are Harry Potter terms. So I don't love this, 62 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna deliver it. And the Harry Potter 63 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: fans out there are gonna roll over laughing right now 64 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: for sure. Text in four one six one, what is 65 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: your worst or best? Pickup LiLine in the d MS? 66 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,839 Speaker 1: How about hey girl, I know you are a hufflepuff, 67 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: but I love to Slytherin. I mean, it's actually not bad. 68 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: Another I say it out loud, I'm like, okay, I 69 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: guess it would work. We also got another text that said, hey, 70 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: baby girl, my love for you is like diarrhea. I 71 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: can't hold it in that one work on anybody in here. 72 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: Absolute again, bodily functions, body parts, leave them out, but 73 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: at least it's creative. You know, no kind of creativity 74 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: only goes so far. Because if you can take diarrhea 75 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: and make it kind of cute, if you can make 76 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: me smile with diarrhea, there's a chance I would get 77 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: you back. Yeah, definitely call us up. Made a eight 78 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: three four three one six one text in four one 79 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: oh six one. The only person that I've ever met 80 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: a DMS was Alex, who's I'm married to now. It 81 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: did work, but because normally I wouldn't respond to anybody, 82 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: and she sent me a DM that just said follow 83 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: one time, and then I followed, and I said boom, 84 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: and then that was it for a long time. But 85 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: other than that, like, I've never wanted to date anybody 86 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: that was like a fan of the show or a 87 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: fang Like I'm opposite of most dudes that do this job. 88 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: Most dudes they're sleeping with their entire listener base because 89 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: it's easy for him, right I like, yeah, I like 90 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: a challenge, you know, Like I like people to be 91 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 1: into me for me and not for what I do, 92 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: which is ridiculous because things could have been a lot 93 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: easier for me earlier in life, I guess, but but 94 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: it actually turns me off when people are like fan 95 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,919 Speaker 1: boy or girl, you know. So anytime anybody do like 96 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 1: I was on Tender for a hot second. As soon 97 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: as Tender came out, I was single at the time, 98 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: and I downloaded it and the first message I got 99 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,919 Speaker 1: was like, is this jewbile from the radio? I was like, 100 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 1: I'm off Tender now, Like I just can't do it. 101 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,279 Speaker 1: Eight at eight three four three one oh six one, 102 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: text end four one oh six one. What are your 103 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: worst or best pickup lines? It's producer Brad. One of 104 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: my favorites is I have a friend. There's a guy 105 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 1: that's been talking to her for maybe two and a 106 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: half years, and all he ever does is fire emoji 107 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: react to her stories. Yeah, that is over and over, 108 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: always a fire emoji. Like, at what point do you 109 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,919 Speaker 1: give up on that? You don't? You don't. One of 110 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: these days it's gonna be the perfect time fire emoji 111 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 1: and she's finally gonna hand me back Dozel. Social media 112 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 1: are definitely persistent. I will give them that. Call us 113 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 1: eight to eight, three four three, one oh six one. 114 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 1: That was ridiculous Internet questions. The Jewil Show on demand, 115 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 1: it's another Jebil phone frame Mornings twenties. Hello, Hi, my 116 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 1: name is Parker and I'm calling from doctor's office. I 117 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: was looking for Kelsey. Yes, this is she. Hey mama, Hi, oh, 118 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: mom to be I mean you're not a full mama yet. 119 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: I mean you are a mama, but you haven't you 120 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,039 Speaker 1: haven't popped the baby out just yet. My name is Parker. 121 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: I don't think we've met. No, I don't think we have. Yeah, 122 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 1: when you're in here, it is probably my day off. 123 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,840 Speaker 1: But listen, everybody around here has had a great experience 124 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: getting you ready to add a new addition to your 125 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: life and your family. And you have got to be 126 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: ready to pop. Yeah, I'm definitely done. Yeah, I hear 127 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: that all the time. How you how you holding up? Um? 128 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 1: I mean pretty good. I'm having like a few little 129 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,720 Speaker 1: Braxton hicks here and there, but like feeling pretty good. 130 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 1: You know. Have you done anybody painting? Have you done 131 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:31,039 Speaker 1: anybody painting? Yeah? Body painting? Yeah? Like, okay, it doesn't 132 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: sound like it. Well, we got to make sure you 133 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 1: come in for one of your last checkups when I'm working, 134 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: because I love to get some body paint and then 135 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: I paint little faces and stuff on the stomach. I 136 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 1: did a jackal Endern once. It was hilarious. Yeah, wow, 137 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: who'll let you do that? Oh? Which is one of 138 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 1: our clients here? Hey, listen, I'm not calling about that. 139 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: I'm kind of the fun patrol at the doctor's office. 140 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 1: So you do you sound? You do sound real fun? 141 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 1: Do you want me to Did you need me to 142 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: come in for something? One time I was able to 143 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,160 Speaker 1: go in the delivery room you were Yeah, one one 144 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 1: of our patients was given birth. They just went into labor. 145 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 1: And I'm a magician too, and so I went where 146 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: the doctor was supposed to be and I started pulling 147 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: out handkerchief after handkerchief, after handkerchief, after handkerchief, after handkerchief 148 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 1: after handkerchief. They were, yeah, it was funny. Oh and 149 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 1: then a rabbit one time too, hold a rabbit out rabbit. Yeah, 150 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:30,240 Speaker 1: I okay, I don't even know. I mean that was 151 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: somebody's birth plan. I guess it was okay, Yeah, they 152 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: said it was fine. I'm not calling to ask you 153 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: to do any of that. Listen, I'm only calling today 154 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 1: because I wanted to see if you like cupcakes. Oh yeah, 155 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,160 Speaker 1: of course I like cupcakes. Yes, if that's something you 156 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: guys do. No, no, no, no, um. But we did 157 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 1: have somebody deliver a bunch of cupcakes for one of 158 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 1: our patients who had little baby boys. There's some blue 159 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 1: icing and stuff like that, and I figured, since you're 160 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: having a boy, why not call you up and see 161 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: if you wanted some of these cupcakes. That's a fun 162 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: thing to do. Well I'm sorry, what, Yeah, since you're 163 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: having a boy, we have these it's a boy cupcakes, 164 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: and we've got a ton of them. And the staff 165 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 1: here has had two man So I went through and yes, 166 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 1: we have yes, we do, yes, sweet No, no, I'm 167 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 1: having a boy. Yeah, no, no, yes, are you kidding me? 168 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 1: I got ten days before the baby's coming out of me, 169 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: and you're telling me, after thirty nine weeks of me 170 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: not knowing and telling you people that I get it. 171 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 1: It's a boy. Yeah, you keep saying it like a guy. 172 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:44,400 Speaker 1: Get better. I'm a word of congratulations. Oh. I think 173 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: what you're telling me is you didn't. Oh my goodness, 174 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 1: I'm gonna ki Oh my god. So that's a no 175 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:03,719 Speaker 1: on the cupcakes. Oh my god, No, Parker, No, that 176 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,200 Speaker 1: is the no on the cupcake. It's no on the 177 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 1: blue cupcakes, and it's no on the pink cupcake. Co ga. Okay, 178 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: all right, well then I'll let you know that this 179 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: is actually a phone prank and this is Jewel from 180 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, and your brother Caleb's on the phone 181 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:22,199 Speaker 1: and you wanted to mess with you got you got 182 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 1: take a deep breath, girl. He said that you didn't 183 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 1: want to know the gender of your baby and you 184 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 1: wanted me to accidentally reveal it to you in a 185 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,840 Speaker 1: phone call from the doctor's office, and he said you'd 186 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 1: freak out, and Caleb, you were right about that. Okay, Okay, 187 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,120 Speaker 1: nobody knows. I'm not having a boy. Nobody knows, nobody knows, 188 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 1: nobody knows, But I am available for magic tricks if 189 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 1: you want. Oh god, oh my god, No, no, I plan, no, 190 00:09:52,600 --> 00:10:00,160 Speaker 1: Bunny's no nothing. The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome the 191 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 1: J and N The Jewel News Network, where our facts 192 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 1: are so hard. Do you think they have a prescription 193 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:10,560 Speaker 1: for viagra? For Tuesday, October fourth, twenty twenty two, I'm 194 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh and what's in the J and N today, Well, 195 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,439 Speaker 1: who needs a supermodel when you've got eggs to keep 196 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 1: you warm at night? One celebrity couple is headed for Splitsville, 197 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,959 Speaker 1: and not in the fun way. We'll tell you who 198 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,120 Speaker 1: in just a second. I'm Alex Fresh and Kanye West 199 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 1: is doing pretty much anything that he has to do 200 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 1: to keep relevant and seeing the names, and I'll tell 201 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 1: you what he didn't know to do exactly that. I'm 202 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,840 Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow and I'm telling you about a reporter 203 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: who puts the resource in resourceful, even amidst the natural disaster. 204 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 1: More coming up on that my story, that's coming up 205 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,400 Speaker 1: in my story right more on those than just a 206 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: second in the J and N The Jewel News Network. 207 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 1: Some of the facts not at the time, but for 208 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,320 Speaker 1: your first story of the day today. Like I said, 209 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,120 Speaker 1: who needs a supermodel when you've got eggs to keep 210 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 1: you warm at night. Apparently Tom Brady and Jazelle Budden 211 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,679 Speaker 1: are headed for divorce for real. It's not official yet, 212 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 1: but apparently the two of them lived apart most of 213 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,959 Speaker 1: the summer, and there's been an official statement from their people. 214 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: Because that's what happens when you're that big of a celebrity. 215 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,199 Speaker 1: You don't make a comment about your own divorce or 216 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 1: potential divorce. Your people really statements about it. But their 217 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 1: people have said that they lived apart most of the 218 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,840 Speaker 1: summer and they've grown apart. Wow, Tom Brady, that is 219 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 1: such a rich people problem. It's like, you know what 220 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,960 Speaker 1: you're getting on my nerves. Let's just take the summer apart, right, 221 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 1: you say one house, I'll stay in the other. I 222 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,199 Speaker 1: wonder if Tzell and Tom Brady are having problems because 223 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,079 Speaker 1: the flight gate where he made the football software so 224 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 1: he could throw him. Oh, aren't the only ones that 225 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,679 Speaker 1: are deflated in his life? You know what I mean? 226 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,120 Speaker 1: All Right, this is the JNN, the Jubil News Network, 227 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 1: the only network where credibility is a suggestion and not 228 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 1: really mandatory. For our next story, let's send over Alex Fresh, 229 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,040 Speaker 1: who was on location in Paris with Kanye West. Well, 230 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 1: not really with Kanye because would never be caught with Kanye. 231 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,439 Speaker 1: But he showed up to the Blind Siaga fashion show 232 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 1: in Paris covered in what you asked? No, you didn't, 233 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: but he was covered in mud, covered in mud? Yeah? Mud? Cool? Yes? 234 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 1: Why because he's trying to get the news part of 235 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: his outfit. I don't know who Christian, but I didn't read. 236 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 1: I just saw it the headline and I thought it 237 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 1: was crazy. But I don't even know what I'm talking 238 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,720 Speaker 1: about him right now because I was just giving him cloud. Also, 239 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: if I just see a headline that says Kanye West 240 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 1: arrived in mudda but of course he did. At this point, 241 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 1: it would be crazy if Kanye West has showed up 242 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 1: to something. Kanye wet shows up to the met Gala 243 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: and an understated outfit, people like, what what is Kanye thinking? 244 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,160 Speaker 1: Kanye shows up in Ralph Lauren Polo. I don't like 245 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,559 Speaker 1: what Kanye did with Pete Davidson, right. I've always supported 246 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: Kanye until the Pete Davidson thing, because he straight up 247 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: bullied Pete Davidson, who has mental health issues himself, and 248 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: that put me over the edge. Also, so Kim Kardashian 249 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 1: left you, and you can't stop talking about this, dude, like, 250 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 1: get over it. Like the best way to get revenge 251 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: on somebody is to move on and show them that 252 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 1: you're doing great. That's why so many people post Facebook 253 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 1: statuses that are like I'm happy as I've ever been 254 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,400 Speaker 1: and I'm living my best life since you walked out, 255 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 1: Except those are fake, they're really actually said. But anyway, 256 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 1: I've liked him for things like that because my life 257 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,439 Speaker 1: I've always wanted to be successful enough and respected enough 258 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 1: as an artists to show up to some event like 259 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:06,000 Speaker 1: the Valenciaga fashion show wearing mud and they're just like, 260 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,400 Speaker 1: that's amazing, genius, a great job. Yep it golf stops 261 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,079 Speaker 1: all around. Literally, I don't know if I'll ever get 262 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,720 Speaker 1: there because they still ask me to wear pants everywhere 263 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 1: I go, so I don't know, but one day we 264 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,320 Speaker 1: can wear a mud outfit. I love it. This is 265 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,319 Speaker 1: the jn N, the Jubile News Network. When something happens 266 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,599 Speaker 1: in the world, we report on it fourth for the 267 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: next story. Listening to the christ and Gray snow who's 268 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 1: on location. I'm on location in Fort Myers, Florida, where 269 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,360 Speaker 1: Hurricane Ian unfortunately destroyed the area over the weekend. There 270 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: has been a report that the death toll is up 271 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,760 Speaker 1: to eighty seven as of now, which is absolutely horrible. 272 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,839 Speaker 1: But there was one reporter on the ground, which I 273 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: always want to say, kudos to the reporters who actually 274 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 1: stay on the ground and recover, I mean cover this 275 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,839 Speaker 1: type of Are they doing that though you can't you 276 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 1: can't pay me enough? Yeah? No, And I'm like, and 277 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,800 Speaker 1: then you put it on TV. It's like showing the 278 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 1: world that the company doesn't care for their employees, like 279 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,560 Speaker 1: fun in this natural disaster. Yeah, there's no way I'd 280 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 1: be one of those people standing out there in the 281 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 1: middle of a hurricane ode. I'd be reporting from the freeway, 282 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 1: how bad traffic is trying to get trying to get 283 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,200 Speaker 1: out of town. Yeah, look at a look at my room, 284 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 1: m mirror, Look at all the traffic behind me. I 285 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 1: got out of town early, but they're all stuck. Yes, 286 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: but there was one reporter on the ground covering the 287 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 1: situation this weekend, and even in the middle of a disaster. 288 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 1: She brought a little bit of levity to the situation. 289 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 1: Check this clip out. A lot of people phone it is. 290 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,800 Speaker 1: What do you think it is? It's a condom. It 291 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,520 Speaker 1: helps protect the gear. We can't get these mics wet. 292 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: There's a lot of quins, a lot of brain, so 293 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,120 Speaker 1: we gotta do what we gotta do. All this time 294 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,400 Speaker 1: we thought there was only one thing you could put 295 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 1: a condom on. It's here to tell us there there's 296 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: a lot more condom on our microphone, so we can 297 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 1: get wet and stuff. Yes, because they're out there filming, 298 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,000 Speaker 1: there's cameras, there's wires, there's microphones, everything, and they're like, well, 299 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 1: they're already risking it. Let's not get electrocuted. So let's 300 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: put a condomphone work. It worked, and the sound went 301 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,840 Speaker 1: through and every day. Wow. Yeah, her name was Kyla Gaylor. 302 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 1: Someone just send love to her, Send love to the 303 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 1: Southern Florida people who are you know, recovering and after 304 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: this horrible accidents and then y'all goodbye. Not only did 305 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,840 Speaker 1: she go viral for that start the things she would 306 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: viral for it, But then I'm like, well, she had 307 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 1: a condom on her microphone, so didn't go viral actions. 308 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 1: She was protected on them. But yeah, but now she's 309 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,840 Speaker 1: gonna have a very successful only fans with people who 310 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 1: have a very specific fetish like love news reporters at 311 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,160 Speaker 1: Donos on the microphones. I had no idea until that hurricane. 312 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: But thank you. All right, that was the j and 313 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 1: N the Jewil News Network. I'm not your grandma's news network. 314 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 1: Unless your grandma can't read, then it's probably your grandma's 315 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 1: news network. Remember, listen to the JNN every single day 316 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 1: at this time, and follow the show on social media. 317 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: At the Jewels Show, follow all of us individually. I'm 318 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dres, I'm at Christian Grace. 319 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:39,560 Speaker 1: Sound the Jewel Show on demand. It's time four of 320 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Nate is on 321 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,240 Speaker 1: the phone today for War the Roses to catch a cheater. 322 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,240 Speaker 1: And he's been with his girlfriend Kara for two and 323 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 1: a half years, and now he thinks that she might 324 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 1: be cheating on him. So we'll help him get to 325 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 1: the bottom of the problem and see if she is 326 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 1: cheating right now. First of all, Nate, thank you for 327 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 1: your email. It's been two and a half years. You 328 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 1: said and have you ever suspected caraff team for the 329 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: or is this the first time? Yeah, this is pretty 330 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,320 Speaker 1: much the first time. I mean this has been the 331 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,640 Speaker 1: last couple of months that I started to get a 332 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 1: little worried. Okay, so what's going on? Why are you? 333 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 1: Why are you worried? Why are you suspecting that your 334 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 1: girlfrien might be guy? I've been like looking at her 335 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,560 Speaker 1: TikTok and Instagram and she's constantly posting these thirst traps 336 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: and openly talking about her daddy issues, and like, man, 337 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: you don't like her being herself? No, it's okay, not 338 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 1: don't want to come off like that, but like she'd 339 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: be responding to all these dudes that give her a 340 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 1: ton of attention with like a little fire emojis and 341 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 1: then the I don't know what's going on in her dms, 342 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 1: but if what I see publicly is the indication of anything, 343 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 1: I'm real worried. Okay. And as she is this new 344 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,760 Speaker 1: that she started posting like that. And by the way, 345 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,400 Speaker 1: if you don't know what a thirst trap is, the 346 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: thirst trap is posting sexy pictures or photos so that 347 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,120 Speaker 1: thirsty people will get on there and go, wow, you're sexy. 348 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: Is that new though, or as she always posted that way, No, 349 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 1: I mean it's new. It'sh like she started working on 350 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: a lot more, probably about a year ago, and then 351 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,880 Speaker 1: sometime in the last six months she just I mean 352 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,400 Speaker 1: she earned that body, you know, I mean, she looks 353 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 1: really good. But it went from like, you know, kind 354 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 1: of sexy but like clothes to like, where's my daddy yet, 355 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,960 Speaker 1: you know, and like barely wearing anything, or like a 356 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,679 Speaker 1: picture of her back in the bathtub and it's it's, uh, 357 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,879 Speaker 1: they're hot. But the stuff to dudes be saying on 358 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 1: there and she's responding, I'm just like, oh my god, 359 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,640 Speaker 1: like what she's saying in private. So when you say 360 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,679 Speaker 1: daddy issues, is it like daddy with a D or 361 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:43,720 Speaker 1: is zaddy with a Z? As far as I know, 362 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: it's daddy with a D. Okay, Okay, And like, have 363 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:52,600 Speaker 1: you guys discussed those issues in your relationship? Yeah, I'm 364 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 1: not gonna lie to you guys and say that we 365 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: haven't had a little bit of fun with those daddy issues. 366 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,119 Speaker 1: But that's fun for us to have, you know. Okay. 367 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: So wait, just because she's responding to dudes on the 368 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 1: internet doesn't mean that she's cheating. Is there anything else 369 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 1: that makes you think that she is? O, don't. No, 370 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 1: it's just the way she's talking to these guys that 371 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 1: just makes me feel like she might be cheating. I mean, 372 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 1: I understand where you're talking about. I'm not necessarily a 373 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,440 Speaker 1: jealous dude, but I can get jealous. And if it 374 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,800 Speaker 1: wasn't like that, or if the posts were completely different, 375 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 1: or if she just started working out and now is 376 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,400 Speaker 1: like wanting to get attention for that kind of thing, 377 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 1: it might be like, Okay, so is it new body 378 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: knew me? I also want a new boyfriend type of feel, 379 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 1: you know, or she's just proud of what she has. 380 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,520 Speaker 1: Maybe is there anything else going on that makes you 381 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,439 Speaker 1: suspect that she might be cheating? No, you just hit 382 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,199 Speaker 1: it on the head. I mean, that's pretty much my 383 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: worry is like she's got this newfound confidence in this 384 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 1: new found everything, and maybe she wants a newfound dude. Okay, 385 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 1: all right, hopefully that's not it, because you know, obviously, 386 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,119 Speaker 1: we don't want anybody to be getting cheated on. What 387 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 1: grocery store does she shop at? She's a rewards card 388 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,280 Speaker 1: member at? Okay, obviously listened to the show and know 389 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 1: how we do it then, So we'll call her from 390 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 1: there and say that every single month we choose one 391 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:17,359 Speaker 1: Lucky Rewards card member at random to win. Well, since 392 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,160 Speaker 1: it's to a guy, they don't use like flowers as much, 393 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,960 Speaker 1: we'll just say a gift card for something a cactus 394 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 1: is what I say? Cactus? Cactus? Yeah, like a cactus 395 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:30,360 Speaker 1: or succulents like guys seconds. All right, Well, we'll call 396 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 1: her from there and try to figure it out. But anyway, 397 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 1: we'll see if she sends either flowers or gift cards 398 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 1: or succulents to you or gives us somebody else's name, 399 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,320 Speaker 1: and then you'll know if she's cheating. All right, all right, 400 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,439 Speaker 1: sounds good. All right, we'll play us. I'll come back 401 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,920 Speaker 1: and get your War of the Roses to catch a Cheater. 402 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 1: Right in the middle of War of the Roses, to 403 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 1: catch a cheater, if you're just joining us. Nate is 404 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 1: on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of 405 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,679 Speaker 1: two and a half years, Kara, might be cheating on 406 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:57,160 Speaker 1: him because she's been thirst trapping hard on the internet. 407 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,639 Speaker 1: She's been posting a lot about her body and posting 408 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,159 Speaker 1: a lot of her traps on Instagram. And TikTok, and 409 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,960 Speaker 1: that's a new thing for her. Apparently she started working out, 410 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 1: got a new body, new confidence, and she's showing it off, 411 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,119 Speaker 1: talking about her daddy issues and responding to dudes in 412 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,920 Speaker 1: the comments section, and that's making Nate suspicious and thinking 413 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,160 Speaker 1: that maybe she's really enjoying the attention from other dudes 414 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,119 Speaker 1: and she might be cheating or at least starting to 415 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 1: talk to other guys. And Nate wants to find out 416 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: if that's just him thinking that or if that's actually 417 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,760 Speaker 1: going on. So we're about to call her from the 418 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,199 Speaker 1: grocery store that she's a rewards card member at and 419 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,640 Speaker 1: say that every single month, we choose one rewards card 420 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: member at random that wins flowers delivered from our floral 421 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,119 Speaker 1: department as a way of saying thank you for shopping. 422 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 1: And we'll see if she believes that load of crap 423 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 1: and then sends the flowers to Nate or to somebody else, 424 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 1: and we'll see if we can find out if she's cheating. 425 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,240 Speaker 1: All right, Nate, are you ready for us to call her? 426 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,240 Speaker 1: I'm nervous, but I'm ready. Yeah, all right, here we 427 00:20:47,280 --> 00:21:00,960 Speaker 1: go the phone right now. Hello, Hi, my name is 428 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:06,320 Speaker 1: sarar and I'm calling from grocery store. Is this Yeah, 429 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 1: this is me Kara. Congratulations you're this month winner. Okay, thanks, 430 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,760 Speaker 1: I guess I didn't know I entered anything. Every single month, 431 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,560 Speaker 1: we choose one Rewards Card member at random to win 432 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:24,840 Speaker 1: free flowers from our new floral department. Oh cool, and 433 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 1: they can be delivered anywhere in the entire world. Oh 434 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:32,000 Speaker 1: that's really cool. I didn't know you guys are doing that. 435 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,159 Speaker 1: All that we would need to do to get the 436 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:39,320 Speaker 1: flowers delivered is just to get some information from you. 437 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 1: Do you know who you want to send them to? Yeah? 438 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 1: I know who I want to send them to. But 439 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: the problem is he doesn't really like flowers. Oh okay, 440 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,399 Speaker 1: that's fine. Yeah, I can substitute this out for something 441 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,800 Speaker 1: that's a little more manly. Is he kind of a 442 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,600 Speaker 1: manly or man? He's a fun and manly, fun and 443 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:07,160 Speaker 1: manly man. We've got a lot of succulents and cacte Okay, yeah, 444 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: I think that would be great. Okay, great. Yeah. What 445 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,600 Speaker 1: I would need if you know who you since you 446 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: said you already know, is I would need the first 447 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,840 Speaker 1: and last name of the person you want to send 448 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 1: them to. And then anything that you would want to 449 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,440 Speaker 1: write on a card if you want a card, and 450 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,000 Speaker 1: then the address in. After that, put it all in, 451 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,480 Speaker 1: send you an email confirmation. You'll also get confirmation when 452 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: it's been sent out and when it's been delivered. Okay, 453 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:33,320 Speaker 1: So I want to send it to my boyfriend make 454 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,399 Speaker 1: and the card can say for my little for my 455 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:44,199 Speaker 1: little succulent. That's fun. This might be inappropriate for me 456 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,800 Speaker 1: to say, but sometimes I send these out and people 457 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: have multiple people that they're dating, so I don't judge 458 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 1: if you want me to send something to somebody else too. 459 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,199 Speaker 1: So your boyfriend Nate, and then also you know, if 460 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 1: you got any side action or whatever. Why are you 461 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 1: asking mean that? That's so weird? Okay, well I'm asking 462 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: you that because this isn't the grocery store at all. 463 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,440 Speaker 1: This is actually The Jewel Show. It's a radio show. 464 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,280 Speaker 1: My name is Jubel Mind's Alex. I'm Bennett, and we 465 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,120 Speaker 1: do a segment called War of the Roses to catch 466 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,200 Speaker 1: a cheater. And your boyfriend Nate is actually listening and 467 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 1: thought you might be cheating. So we were trying to 468 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,920 Speaker 1: see if we could catch you cheating by you giving 469 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:29,159 Speaker 1: us somebody else's thing. What Nate, Hey, babe, Hey, what's 470 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 1: going on. I'm in the middle of making a mistake. 471 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,000 Speaker 1: I thought that there might be someone else in your 472 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:42,320 Speaker 1: life other than me, and so I called the Jebel 473 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 1: Show or emailed them, and they picked me and we're 474 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,199 Speaker 1: they're trying to help me find out if there was 475 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,159 Speaker 1: I'm really happy or not. I just feel like a 476 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:57,160 Speaker 1: huge idiot right now. I'm so bitter sweet. I mean, 477 00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: I love you, and I obviously just was super insecure, 478 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,359 Speaker 1: but I'm I'm why do you think that I'm cheating 479 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,359 Speaker 1: on you? I don't get it. All this stuff on Instagram, 480 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,840 Speaker 1: like dudes posting emojis and you posting emojis back and 481 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:16,399 Speaker 1: like saying rule talking about that daddy issues and asking 482 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,360 Speaker 1: where your daddy's at, and it's I don't know, I'm 483 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:24,119 Speaker 1: messed up. I messed up. What the no, it sounds 484 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,920 Speaker 1: like you're the one that has issues now, Oh yeah, 485 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,679 Speaker 1: I mean I've clearly made a mistake. I feel like 486 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,040 Speaker 1: an idiot. I mean, I'm I'm thrilled. You were super 487 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 1: sweet and awesome on the call, and I don't really 488 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,959 Speaker 1: know what to say right now. Do you think I've 489 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 1: been cheating on you because I've been responding to people's emojis, Like, 490 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,960 Speaker 1: I don't understand how long have you been thinking this. 491 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,639 Speaker 1: It's probably been like a couple of weeks. I just 492 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,760 Speaker 1: see how how many guys you respond to, and in 493 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaker 1: my mind, I'm like, oh my god, what's the dms 494 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,160 Speaker 1: look like. I mean, if she's flirting with these guys 495 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,360 Speaker 1: in public, I can't imagine who's sliding into those dms. 496 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:07,080 Speaker 1: And you know, just I thought for sure you got 497 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 1: all your new confidence, you're looking hotter than ever, and 498 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,840 Speaker 1: I thought maybe you were like, well it's time for 499 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,120 Speaker 1: a new guy. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were 500 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 1: feeling that way. I like, I just like looking sexy online, 501 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,000 Speaker 1: you know, like I was sorry and I love you. 502 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: But yeah, I was actually thinking about starting an only 503 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 1: fans you know, just because I like looking sexy online 504 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,080 Speaker 1: and I was thinking about starting an only fans so 505 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 1: you know, i'd actually be making money from it instead 506 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,199 Speaker 1: of putting it out there for free, like you know, 507 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 1: so how would you feel about that? Um? Yeah, I 508 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 1: mean I honestly, in this moment right now, I don't 509 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: know how I feel about all that. Well, like, what 510 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,439 Speaker 1: if you had the log in and like, you know, 511 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 1: could see everything. What if what if you paid a 512 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,680 Speaker 1: subscription to follow on Only Fans so you can see 513 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:08,159 Speaker 1: everything everything that she's doing? Charge you? Well, I mean 514 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,919 Speaker 1: if you start an only Fans, I don't think I 515 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,360 Speaker 1: should be a subscriber. I feel like I get Premium 516 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:17,200 Speaker 1: Axis for free. Well, I mean at a certain point, 517 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 1: you could also come on the Only Fans and we 518 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 1: could do stuff together on it. Oh oh, I see 519 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 1: what kind of only fans you kind of start? Yeah, 520 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: all right, all right, okay, so you're interested in that, Nate. 521 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,880 Speaker 1: You know what, babe, you're sexy as hell. I love 522 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,440 Speaker 1: how sex you are and I loved it your mind. 523 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,840 Speaker 1: I think this could be something really great for us. 524 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,160 Speaker 1: Did we make some money? And hell? Yeah? Hell? All right, 525 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,960 Speaker 1: Hey congratulations. Sounds like you guys got a new a 526 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: new hobby. Yeah, a new hobby, a new side hustle. 527 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,520 Speaker 1: And Kara's not cheating. And Kara isn't cheating on you, Nate, 528 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,240 Speaker 1: that's good. When this is the best best roller coaster 529 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,560 Speaker 1: ride ever, that's right, That's how come? I feel like? Yeah, No, 530 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,959 Speaker 1: whendn't the succulents You're not going to get the succulent 531 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,040 Speaker 1: sent you, but maybe Nate, you should buy her some 532 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,680 Speaker 1: succulents since you did this to her. It sounds like 533 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,399 Speaker 1: there might be a planet out on only fans anyway, 534 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:17,040 Speaker 1: So link I'll be your first subscriber The Jewels Show 535 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:32,959 Speaker 1: on demand, Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? 536 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,240 Speaker 1: This is the Jewels Show. And you text it in 537 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,440 Speaker 1: at four one to six one and told us you 538 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,919 Speaker 1: have a they're little secrets. So now we're calling you 539 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 1: back to ask you what your little secret is? Hi 540 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:43,520 Speaker 1: hi hi, hi hi. I definitely do have a dirty 541 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,439 Speaker 1: little secret. Oh my goodness, what kind of secret are 542 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:53,080 Speaker 1: we in for? I'm a millennial. Let's start out there. Jump. No, 543 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 1: I mean to some people, yes, but I have a 544 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:02,200 Speaker 1: TikTok account is secret talk account? No, The secret is 545 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: that I have four additional TikTok accounts that are faith 546 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:12,159 Speaker 1: that I use to just troll on gen zers. You 547 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: troll the younger generation on TikTok. So you're terrorizing young 548 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:20,160 Speaker 1: people like that fact about yourself. I do. I have 549 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 1: so much sick enjoyment from it because they think that 550 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,960 Speaker 1: they're so woke. So I find the woke is post 551 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,120 Speaker 1: and then I comment. Some'm like, I just troll them, 552 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,919 Speaker 1: and then with my other accounts, I like what I 553 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,280 Speaker 1: said and respond to it. So, oh my gosh, So 554 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 1: you're giving yourself engagement. Do you have conversations with yourself 555 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 1: in the comments to make them angry on a very 556 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:47,560 Speaker 1: woke post that's hilarious? Actually sounds like it does. Yeah, 557 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 1: I absolutely have too much time off my head. But 558 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,320 Speaker 1: guess what, it is totally worth. It sounds like I 559 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,960 Speaker 1: see them just spandy and like get all upset, and 560 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,200 Speaker 1: I've bet some people are crying. It makes me feel 561 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: like I've had a successful day. Ever, argue with yourself 562 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 1: in the comments and then you get mad at yourself 563 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:07,719 Speaker 1: later on because it's something you said. Uh no, I 564 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,440 Speaker 1: always support myself. Oh god, it's good. You gotta love yourself. Well, 565 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 1: thanks for your your little secret. Thanks, all right, let's 566 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:23,800 Speaker 1: get another one. Hello, Hey, what's up? You text it 567 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: in a four one or six one? They have a 568 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 1: little secret. So this is the dual show calling you back. 569 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 1: Don't say your name because you need to remain anonymous, 570 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 1: but we want to ask you what you're doing a 571 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:34,080 Speaker 1: little secret? Is? Sorry for the surprise? Hi? Hey? Really? Yeah? Yeah? 572 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: Oh oh God of birds and nobody knows. Don't think 573 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:46,000 Speaker 1: I'm too weird? Okay, okay, uh I when I see somebody, 574 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,520 Speaker 1: like when I first meet them, pretty soon after that, 575 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,720 Speaker 1: I start kind of wondering what they're like in bed. 576 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,720 Speaker 1: That's normal, I think. I think that's I feel like 577 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,880 Speaker 1: everybody thinks that when they meet a person, they're like, hmm, 578 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,920 Speaker 1: wonder where they're like, don't I get Yeah, I just 579 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,280 Speaker 1: kind of like, I just can't help picturing almost everybody 580 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,320 Speaker 1: I meet, like, what are they? You know, what are 581 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,040 Speaker 1: their moves? Are? Who are they with? You know? What 582 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 1: are they you know? I don't what are they? I 583 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 1: don't want get too detailed, but yeah, it's kind of weird. Yeah, yeah, 584 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 1: you ever think about like what weird faces they make? Yeah, 585 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,960 Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, I am, I know. Yeah, 586 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 1: noises and yeah, now you're getting right everything. Ever, wonder 587 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:34,000 Speaker 1: what kind of hats they wear? I never that one 588 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,240 Speaker 1: was about not come across my mind. Oh you don't 589 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:40,800 Speaker 1: wear a hat? I know, well I do, sure, but 590 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 1: I don't know if Well, thanks for telling us your 591 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,760 Speaker 1: little secret. Now I'm wondering what you are like just 592 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 1: based on the sound of your voice, and I gotta 593 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 1: tell you steam. Yeah, the Jewel Show on demand. One word, 594 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,719 Speaker 1: it's a jewel show. That's not one word, that's like 595 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 1: four or seven I'm not sure. But there is one 596 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,680 Speaker 1: word that you can say to any police officer that 597 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 1: will get you out of any traffic I want to 598 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,960 Speaker 1: tell you what that word isn't just a second, but first, 599 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,600 Speaker 1: you know that feeling when you know you're right and 600 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,560 Speaker 1: you're about to prove somebody wrong. That's one of the 601 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,719 Speaker 1: greatest moments in life, the moment somebody thinks that they 602 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,920 Speaker 1: got you, that they have you pegged your backs against 603 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 1: the wall. But you know the whole time that you 604 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,760 Speaker 1: just can't wait until they confront you about whatever it is, 605 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,480 Speaker 1: because you know you're about to be right and they're 606 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,960 Speaker 1: about to be wrong. And Boom goes to dynamite, Boom 607 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,200 Speaker 1: goes to dynamite. It's like when Garrett, your coworker and 608 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,080 Speaker 1: sales calls you out in a meeting trying to put 609 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,840 Speaker 1: something off on you, saying that you never sent him 610 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,640 Speaker 1: an email, and then you say, hold on a second, 611 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: You search your inbox, you find the email, and then 612 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: you casually forward it to everybody in the room. Then 613 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 1: you look at Garrett and go hey, Garrett, what's the 614 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:50,840 Speaker 1: date on that email? And boom goes to dynamite Exactly. 615 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: It's one of those situations happened just last night. And 616 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: because of that situation, I realized that I know the 617 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 1: secret to getting out of any traffic ticket ever. And 618 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,080 Speaker 1: it's just by saying one word. It's not even one word. 619 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 1: It's just like, you just get out of ticket? Do 620 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 1: I need to know the trick? Alex always gets frustrated 621 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,600 Speaker 1: because anytime I get pulled over, I always get out 622 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,440 Speaker 1: of the ticket I've been pulled. It is often because 623 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,600 Speaker 1: he drives like that's also true. So when you drive 624 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: like I do, you need to know how to get 625 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,840 Speaker 1: out of tickets. And I got pulled over last night. 626 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,080 Speaker 1: I deserved it. I was driving terrible speeding or well speeding. 627 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,000 Speaker 1: And then also the moon looks dope, and so I 628 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,200 Speaker 1: was using the cinematic video on my phone to record 629 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,400 Speaker 1: the moon. So I had my hand out the window 630 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: recording them. I had inside and I went at the 631 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 1: sunroof trying to get shots. That way, I'm switching back 632 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 1: and forth between the different zooms on it as I 633 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: didn't even know I was driving for most of the time, 634 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,320 Speaker 1: but I was definitely swerving a bunch. I was approaching 635 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 1: the stop sign it's on the corner of my houses, 636 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,360 Speaker 1: and I had the phone out the window filming the moon. 637 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, this is sweet. And then all of a sudden, 638 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, it's super bright and why is it 639 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,160 Speaker 1: red and blue? Wait a second, I'm getting pulled over. 640 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,720 Speaker 1: I didn't realize it, but there was a cop behind me. 641 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,520 Speaker 1: I pulled around the corner. I was like, crap, he 642 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,440 Speaker 1: just pulled me over because I'm swerving, and he probably 643 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,280 Speaker 1: sees me hanging my phone out the window looking at 644 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 1: my phone when you're not supposed to do that while driving. Also, 645 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,040 Speaker 1: don't do that while driving. And he pulled me over 646 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,160 Speaker 1: right in front of the house, and I'm like, and 647 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,120 Speaker 1: I just ran the stop sign. So this guy's gonna 648 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,960 Speaker 1: get me for like everything. Yeah, So he walked up 649 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,600 Speaker 1: and he started talking to me. And by the way, earlier, 650 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,760 Speaker 1: we had just ridden our bikes back from a restaurant 651 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 1: where we ate dinner. So I just pedaled up hill 652 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,720 Speaker 1: and I was sweaty and out of breath. I looked 653 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,560 Speaker 1: like I was either high on something or hammered out 654 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,360 Speaker 1: of my mind, so I already knew that he was 655 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,040 Speaker 1: looking at me sideways, like this dude is definitely drunk. 656 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,680 Speaker 1: He's swerving around, he's filming the moon, he's on something, 657 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 1: and he doesn't live at this house, that's for sure. 658 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,280 Speaker 1: Then he looked at me and he was like, how 659 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,960 Speaker 1: much have you had to drink tonight? And I was thinking, 660 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 1: is this guy gonna give me a d I test 661 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,960 Speaker 1: in front of my own house? I was like, well, 662 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,000 Speaker 1: I had two drinks at dinner, but that was like 663 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Speaker 1: two hours ago. And I also rolled my bike home 664 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,920 Speaker 1: up hill, and I'm super sweaty and tired from that. 665 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,560 Speaker 1: So if you think I'm drunk, that's what it is. 666 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:59,680 Speaker 1: I'm just exhausted, sir. Also, I got wonky eyes. I mean, 667 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,000 Speaker 1: when i'm hammered, you'll know because they will go opposite directions. 668 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,080 Speaker 1: But my eyes are always kind of walky. So I 669 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,720 Speaker 1: didn't think he was actually gonna give me a d 670 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,080 Speaker 1: Y test because I wasn't drunk. Also, he could have 671 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,160 Speaker 1: got me for like seven other things, so I looked 672 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,120 Speaker 1: super guilty. I also don't talk to cops like most 673 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,560 Speaker 1: people do, so he's like, why were you swerving all 674 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,080 Speaker 1: over the road, and I was like, did you see 675 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,759 Speaker 1: the moon? And he was like what. I was like, 676 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,000 Speaker 1: did you see the moon? He was like what, I 677 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 1: think it was kind of stunned by that. So I 678 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,480 Speaker 1: got him off guard with that, and I was like, 679 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,200 Speaker 1: it's beautiful. And I had my phone out using cinematic 680 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 1: video and I was filming, and I know I was 681 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,360 Speaker 1: driving like a hole and I know I was swerving 682 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,799 Speaker 1: all over the place, but I just wanted to film 683 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,160 Speaker 1: the moon and I'll never do that again. And he 684 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,879 Speaker 1: was like, Okay, hey, can I talk to you over 685 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,399 Speaker 1: here by the front of your car for a second. 686 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,920 Speaker 1: And I was like, this seems gonna try to give 687 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,200 Speaker 1: me for a du right now. Were you nervous? No, 688 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,879 Speaker 1: I wasn't not nervous one bit because I knew there 689 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,480 Speaker 1: was no way I was going to get a duy, 690 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: right even if I mess up and I fall down 691 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,560 Speaker 1: or he thinks I'm drunk and he takes me in, 692 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,640 Speaker 1: There's no alcohol in my system anymore, because I had 693 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,759 Speaker 1: biked it out at that point and I wasn't drunk 694 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,520 Speaker 1: in the first place. So it was a really good 695 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,319 Speaker 1: feeling because I haven't passed a lot of tests in 696 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,759 Speaker 1: my life so I super excited about that. Lord, you know, 697 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,080 Speaker 1: so I was a nervous one bit I feel that 698 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,360 Speaker 1: I am terrified of cops. I start shaking, trembling, crying 699 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,960 Speaker 1: chicken ways, and my head starts just going. Like the 700 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,920 Speaker 1: first time I ever got pulled over, I was in 701 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,960 Speaker 1: a work company car. He's like, I need license in registration. Well, 702 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,480 Speaker 1: I don't even know what the registration looks like in 703 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,080 Speaker 1: my own car, much less somebody else. Yeah, he saw 704 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,439 Speaker 1: me just struggling. He goes, you know what, We're gonna 705 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,359 Speaker 1: let you go and I was like, I was like, 706 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,319 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I promise still the car. So getting a 707 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,000 Speaker 1: field to Brightey test in front of my own house 708 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,359 Speaker 1: when I wasn't drunk at all, he did the thing 709 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 1: where they make you follow the flashlight with your eye. 710 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: My legs were tired from riding a bike. I was like, 711 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,759 Speaker 1: I'm glad he didn't make me do with this down 712 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:42,200 Speaker 1: on one lake thing. I would have fell. Yeah, you guys, 713 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,400 Speaker 1: my husband was taking a field to bridey test in 714 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,400 Speaker 1: front of our home. Yes, yeah, but I passed it 715 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,360 Speaker 1: with flying colors. I wasn't drunk at all. He just 716 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,040 Speaker 1: thought I was because I had ridden my bike and 717 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 1: I was all sweaty and I was driving terrible. I 718 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 1: thought it was funny. Our neighbors already don't know what 719 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,600 Speaker 1: to think of us, right, Oh, I know why they 720 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,160 Speaker 1: won't let their kids come over and play with Mike 721 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,399 Speaker 1: asked them at least seven times. At the last seven 722 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,280 Speaker 1: times when I've asked, he said no for some reason. 723 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,160 Speaker 1: So now I know why jewils getting servested. The Jewels 724 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,280 Speaker 1: Show on demand