Speaker 1: There's this thing that Jack and I we're talking about
Speaker 1: today on the Trends episode where it's like GQ did
Speaker 1: these like etiquette things like how to be a modern gentleman. Oh,
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty five. Just pick a number between
Speaker 1: one and one hundred and twenty five and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you how GQ tells you. Some things are like stick etiquette,
Speaker 1: where it's like, yeah, don't like, don't like give your
Speaker 1: seat up for a person on the train or bus
Speaker 1: who like needs it more than you. I'm like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's just called being like a decent personne eighty nine,
Speaker 1: pobably okay eighty nine. Tip number eighty nine. That is
Speaker 1: in the subsection called parties and events, okay eighty nine
Speaker 1: in social situations dinners, drinks, dinner, drinks, meetings. I don't
Speaker 1: even know how dinner, drinks, meeting your partner's friends are
Speaker 1: the first time? Whatever. Don't be boring or is this
Speaker 1: contributing a joke, a good story, A genuine curiosity about
Speaker 1: another person quote.
Speaker 2: Being genuine curiosity for a man, I don't think so much.
Speaker 1: Quote. Being shy is not an excuse if you're pro
Speaker 1: pull your weight, don't freeload off the energy and hard
Speaker 1: work of others.
Speaker 2: Not be fucking in cells, learn how to talk to people.
Speaker 1: But also like this, like things like social anxiety is
Speaker 1: for bitches. Okay, get over it and contribute. It's like
Speaker 1: that's not helpful, Like sure.
Speaker 2: But hey, uh, contribute to the check even if you're broke.
Speaker 2: No broki is allowed.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's in Picklin. You can number between one and
Speaker 3: one twenty five. Uh one thirteen, one thirteen, I mean
Speaker 3: your closet. This is about fashion one thirteen. Nobody cares
Speaker 3: about the deep meaning behind your tattoos, really dope tattoos.
Speaker 1: That is so funny, Like they talk to me like,
Speaker 1: give a fuck about your dad, Sue.
Speaker 2: It feels like half of this was written by like
Speaker 2: Andrew Tate and the other half was like written by
Speaker 2: just a regular woman.
Speaker 4: Pick one, you want to pick number sixty nine?
Speaker 1: Maybe nine that.
Speaker 2: Don't make the joke sixty.
Speaker 1: Nine the phone and the Internet sixty nine. You'd be
Speaker 1: a better dad, partner and friend if your screen time
Speaker 1: were cut in half.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean not wrong, but that's such a boring
Speaker 4: one for six.
Speaker 2: But also, are they dads at this point when they're
Speaker 2: reading this because like, then we've lost the plot, like
Speaker 2: it's gone too far. If their dad's then they need
Speaker 2: this advice.
Speaker 1: But it just shows like how how fucking backwards most
Speaker 1: dudes are that. It's like the most basic shit is
Speaker 1: in here, like, hey, dipshit.
Speaker 2: Hey deodorant have you heard of it? Hey? Not natural deodorant?
Speaker 1: You know one of the other ones that says, don't
Speaker 1: it's not being weird about condoms.
Speaker 4: Oh, men still to this day are very weird about them.
Speaker 1: What is being weird about not wanting to use them?
Speaker 1: By them on hand? Wear them and don't make a
Speaker 1: big deal out of it. Don't ask if you can
Speaker 1: take them off in the middle of casual sex and
Speaker 1: get them off without asking your party first. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a crime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do rapes. This is the thing that most
Speaker 2: men think, like all the time. I don't know about
Speaker 2: most men, but bro a lot of men.
Speaker 1: My cousin was like, ro I never wear condoms.
Speaker 2: Wait, is this the cousin that I met? I don't
Speaker 2: want to call him out, but at your party.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if that one was there. I
Speaker 1: think you met my cousin with the redlocks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not him. That's not him. He's okay, Okay, he's
Speaker 1: a little more paranoid. He's like me. Whereas like it
Speaker 1: took effort for me to ever stop wearing condoms, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because I was. I was. I was born in the
Speaker 1: aids of like the air of the aids walk, where
Speaker 1: Like in my mind I was like, you have to
Speaker 1: put said you never happen, you never. And my parents
Speaker 1: are always like, you don't want no fucking kid, You
Speaker 1: don't want a kid? Yeah, you better wear a condom. So, yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: I remember being scared to not wear a condom the
Speaker 1: first time.
Speaker 2: You're wearing a condom right now?
Speaker 1: Actually, I am.
Speaker 2: You always gotta if you stay ready, you don't gotta
Speaker 2: get ready.
Speaker 1: Wow, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four oh seven,
Speaker 1: Episode five of the Daily es Eeitgeist production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness. It's Friday, September twenty sixth, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five, and what a wonderful day it is. It's
Speaker 1: also happens to be National Gay Men's hiv AS Awareness Day,
Speaker 1: National Compliance Officer Day, National Situational Awareness Day, National Dumpling Day,
Speaker 1: National Pancake Day, National Shamoo the Whale Day, and National
Speaker 1: Johnny Appleseed Day. Oh, the Lord is good to me,
Speaker 1: and so I thank the Lord Lord forgiving me the
Speaker 1: things I need, the sun and the rain and the
Speaker 1: apple seed.
Speaker 5: The Lord is good.
Speaker 1: That's what Johnny Appleseed is. Anyway, it wasn't Doctor Nate
Speaker 1: all kinds of Christians as a child, and we had
Speaker 1: to sing that shit before we ate the shittiest cafeteria lunches. Anyway,
Speaker 1: my name is Miles Gray AKA. When I'm voting for
Speaker 1: Democratic nominees, Mom, Donny's the one who happens to be blue,
Speaker 1: And on new shows, I'll endorse.
Speaker 5: That nominee in a way that won't disrupt the interview,
Speaker 5: and I would give the right mile and I would
Speaker 5: give the right sum more just to be the damn
Speaker 5: who lost to Donald Trump in twenty twenty for.
Speaker 1: Murder knowledge bull Because Yeah, that icy endorsement Commily gave
Speaker 1: on Rachel Madam just felt like truly the bare minimum
Speaker 1: that you could.
Speaker 2: He then she gave to Gabe yeah right, or even Palestinians.
Speaker 1: To be honest, it wasn't even like she didn't know
Speaker 1: pro way out of it. But hey, look here we are.
Speaker 1: You're selling a book. Drips and drabs are coming out
Speaker 1: and making Joe Biden's team mad. But I could care
Speaker 1: less about him struggling.
Speaker 2: Well, look, he doesn't even know what's going on, so
Speaker 2: why doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He's fine, he's fine. You've seen his ankles. He's doing great.
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined by today's guest co host.
Speaker 1: I don't even got to say anymore. You ard know
Speaker 1: what time it is? Okay, fuck is scientist? Okay, comedic scientists,
Speaker 1: host of the monthly facial recognition comedy show, Okay, fantastic
Speaker 1: human being, and my friend.
Speaker 2: He made it sound like I'm the Patch Adams of scientists.
Speaker 2: I'm like, whoop woop squirting hydrochloric acid on people. Oh wait,
Speaker 2: I want to go back to its Situational Awareness day.
Speaker 2: So it's like, hey, everybody, just like pay attention to
Speaker 2: what's happening.
Speaker 1: It's very like the if you want to see what
Speaker 1: the image is to celebrate this day, it's very much.
Speaker 2: Being a light thing like find the differences.
Speaker 1: No, it's a lady getting mud.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well maybe that's just a gloved person
Speaker 2: handing over a bit hold on.
Speaker 1: This has to be like for people with to have
Speaker 1: a gun or something, because they all in an instant,
Speaker 1: a dangerous situation can develop. How to observe it take
Speaker 1: a situational awareness course. I mean, I get it, man,
Speaker 1: the fucking world's fucked up, but this feels very fear mongery.
Speaker 1: The world's scary enough as it is, okay.
Speaker 2: To my dog. There was a weird dude in my
Speaker 2: neighborhood who I'm not like super afraid of, but like
Speaker 2: he approached me in a creepy way. And my big
Speaker 2: boy knows when to bark.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like well not to tell shout out here,
Speaker 2: but like he knows like not to attack, you know,
Speaker 2: but he just like gives good warning barks when he
Speaker 2: feels me feeling.
Speaker 1: He knows not to put some but he does know
Speaker 1: when to attack is saying? Is that the implication?
Speaker 2: I don't know yet, but he hasn't had to.
Speaker 1: I feel like those clips of like people who like
Speaker 1: train dogs to like walk with their kids and be like,
Speaker 1: my child will never get abducted with this like military
Speaker 1: attack dog by their side.
Speaker 2: But it's like dog abuse to like traumatize them to
Speaker 2: the point of like rabidness.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, to be that violent on
Speaker 1: a dime? Sure, sure, yeah, that's why I like my dog.
Speaker 1: He just laid down.
Speaker 2: He make friends with the.
Speaker 1: Rather he'll invite a vampire into the house.
Speaker 2: Oh, your dog is like gonna be the first to
Speaker 2: go in sinners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 4: That's why I was able to dog sit for you.
Speaker 4: The implications I'm a vampire.
Speaker 2: Yeah get it, Yeah you did. When you came back,
Speaker 2: all the garlic was gone from your home, and we
Speaker 2: thought that's because Caitlin was white. But no, it's too
Speaker 2: Spicy's got a kick to ita.
Speaker 1: Way to just not bury the lead, dig up the
Speaker 1: lead and show everybody who's here. Uh yes, in our
Speaker 1: third seat, we are thrilled to be joined by Look
Speaker 1: a legend of the show. I don't have to give
Speaker 1: I don't have to run down the resume. The resume,
Speaker 1: the bona Fides, the bona Fidus. You know them from
Speaker 1: their fantastic podcast, The Bechdel Cast. You know them from
Speaker 1: being a wonderful teacher of screenwriting, and also they happen
Speaker 1: to have an advanced degree in that subject. People on
Speaker 1: this show have even taken the classes and their lives
Speaker 1: have changed for the better. Okay, that's a pretty good
Speaker 1: I would say that's a pretty good.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, you already know the anagrammable name night Ted Dracula.
Speaker 1: You know, we already know Latin dancer Uti, but to
Speaker 1: us it's Kalenda Hi.
Speaker 2: Latin dancers get a lot of UTI's. Is this something
Speaker 2: that nobody's talking about how Latin dancers?
Speaker 4: No one is, no one except for me. No, I'm
Speaker 4: I don't know, but my name sure spells out Latin
Speaker 4: dance for you.
Speaker 2: T I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, incredible, it's still man, I've bet hall of you.
Speaker 1: You could, you could make you can have a good
Speaker 1: decent amount of Instagram. You gotta have a lot of
Speaker 1: letters in your name.
Speaker 4: Let me get let me get to work on it.
Speaker 1: I only have nine letters in my podcast, my first
Speaker 1: and last name. So it's it's pretty like game.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a like a like a superhero pseudonym, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like pray.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always thought I would be a cool fashion designer.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh that Gray, Oh what's that sweater?
Speaker 2: Threat? Of course it's Miles Gray.
Speaker 1: Of course it was made child labor. Well, Caitlin, thank
Speaker 1: you for coming on. We're gonna just do a quick
Speaker 1: just touch up on what we're going to be talking
Speaker 1: about today. Just a loser democrat, establishment democrat is already
Speaker 1: like weaponizing this like Kirk post Kirk shooting era to
Speaker 1: try and be like political violence with out of control.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about how it's the most disingenuous way. Shame
Speaker 1: on them. Also, Trump just looks guiltier every time he
Speaker 1: talks about Jeffrey Epstein. Somehow, yet there's still a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of like our media outlets trying to
Speaker 1: be as like quote unquote objective as possible and just
Speaker 1: be like, wow, he says a thing like that, Like,
Speaker 1: let's maybe keep talking about what he said and what
Speaker 1: that means.
Speaker 2: Given the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1: Have either of you seen the show nine to one
Speaker 1: one on Fox with Angela Bassett?
Speaker 2: No, but I didn't know Angela Bassett was in it,
Speaker 2: and now I want to watch.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's in a two time Oscar nominee Angela Bassett.
Speaker 2: Yes, check out those arms, Angela Bassett. Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, Have you seen Strange Days, Dude? I fucking love
Speaker 1: that movie. Anyway, that show I saw, like some of
Speaker 1: the early episodes, because like, damn Angela Bassett's doing a
Speaker 1: show on Fox. This show has progressively gotten weirder over
Speaker 1: the years, to the point that this this new season,
Speaker 1: they're like, they're they've beyond Jump the Shark, and I
Speaker 1: don't even know if that means the show's cooked, but
Speaker 1: there's truly no boundaries. I will just say, why is
Speaker 1: someone who's in the lapd somehow in outer space for
Speaker 1: a show I was supposedly serious about emergency like First Responders.
Speaker 4: The Furious Nine, they took them to space.
Speaker 1: It's well, look, we'll get into it, and just sort
Speaker 1: of like the trends over the years that now I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think I love this show and I need to
Speaker 1: be watched.
Speaker 2: I literally am gonna immediately worry.
Speaker 1: Victor just said that show rules. So Victor, I might
Speaker 1: have to I might have to ask you a thing
Speaker 1: or two when we get to that story. But first
Speaker 1: Kaylynn Caitlyn, I would either say, Caitlyn D Toronte, I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I want to know, what's the other one?
Speaker 1: Was it? Lauren Lauren D Titanic Titanic, Lauren D Titanic,
Speaker 1: That's what I was fucking up that other anagram of
Speaker 1: your name, Lauren. What's a search? What's your search history? Lauren,
Speaker 1: research history. That's the thing about who you are.
Speaker 4: Please call me Lauren d Titanic. Lauren is my father.
Speaker 1: Please call me Latin dancer.
Speaker 2: Call me something for.
Speaker 4: My search history is Paddington Afternoon Tea Tour, which.
Speaker 2: There's a damn god, damn it. What do you what
Speaker 2: do you mean now? I'm like, your entire search history
Speaker 2: is Paddington and you're just picking one of them. Yeah, okay, well,
Speaker 2: there is like a ninety percent chance I have searched
Speaker 2: for this thing before and also mentioned it on this
Speaker 2: show as my recent search history, So apologies if that
Speaker 2: is true. But no, it's just that you love Paddington.
Speaker 2: That's I'm like, you couldn't be more Caitlin right now?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the t bus.
Speaker 4: I think you think I probably did mention this before,
Speaker 4: so whoops, my bad, But I did look at it again.
Speaker 1: Becacause what's the follow up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, here's something very important is happening in London
Speaker 4: right now, which is there's a Paddington the Musical that
Speaker 4: I have to go see. There's also the Paddington experience,
Speaker 4: which is.
Speaker 2: Sort of just like.
Speaker 4: You walk through like you mean the really busted horrible one. No, yeah, awesome,
Speaker 4: it's nothing like that. It's really good. Actually, I'm guessing,
Speaker 4: so I have to go to those two things. And
Speaker 4: then I was like, oh, is the Paddington Tea bus
Speaker 4: tour still happening because I'm gonna just like maybe do
Speaker 4: a trip and do all of these Paddington things. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, I had to make sure they're still all available.
Speaker 1: I am so fucking jealous.
Speaker 2: People are like, oh, like, what are you gonna do
Speaker 2: as you get older? This millennial general, this is what
Speaker 2: we do, okay, we take care of ourselves and Paddington.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, this is yeah, this is this is what happens.
Speaker 1: This is like what happened with like a lot of
Speaker 1: gen X Japanese people were like they saw their parents
Speaker 1: work themselves to death and never be happy, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not gonna do that. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna buy all the guitars I want and just like
Speaker 1: just do what I do. And I love the idea,
Speaker 1: like I'm I think I'm just jealous because you love
Speaker 1: Paddington and there's like three dope Paddington things popping off
Speaker 1: right now that you're like, well, I gotta go do
Speaker 1: this shit.
Speaker 2: Oh now the Paddington fandom has got to be going
Speaker 2: crazy right now.
Speaker 1: What the fuck they every what? What the fuck? Is like?
Speaker 2: It looks beautiful?
Speaker 1: What is this? Exactly like I'm seeing children frolicking in
Speaker 1: a fake forest.
Speaker 4: So let me tell you something last year around the
Speaker 4: not well, I was like last May, I was on
Speaker 4: tour with a Bechdel cast doing our Shrek Tannic tour.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I went to something called Shrek's Adventure I think
Speaker 4: is what the name of it was. But it's the
Speaker 4: same area, same vibe. But basically it's just like this
Speaker 4: themed series of rooms you go through. It's like a
Speaker 4: narrative kind of unfolds and there's like kind of audience participation.
Speaker 4: It's sort of like live theater. There's characters, there's like
Speaker 4: people costumes, and then they like take you through room
Speaker 4: by room as this like narrative is unfolding. It's really
Speaker 4: it's for children, and it's because there are moments where
Speaker 4: it's like, now I need a volunteer to stir the
Speaker 4: pot three times, just.
Speaker 2: Like you're the baseball game from the child.
Speaker 4: Yes, so if it's anything like the Shrek Shrek's Adventure,
Speaker 4: it'll be like that. And so that's the Paddington experience.
Speaker 4: And then that's totally separate from Paddington the Musical, which
Speaker 4: is totally separate from Paddington Afternoon Tea. For you to
Speaker 4: experience this, oh my gosh, you can just fend mom me. Everyone,
Speaker 4: please mend mommy some amount if you live in London
Speaker 4: and you want to put me up for a few
Speaker 4: days while I go on this journey.
Speaker 2: This can be a tz thing where you like, review
Speaker 2: it and come back and tell us about it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, how much is a ticket to London.
Speaker 2: Away? Like Paddington get the actual.
Speaker 1: Experience, you can get an dizzy for the Devil's number
Speaker 1: six six.
Speaker 2: Six sixty six.
Speaker 4: That's not too bad from l a fairs.
Speaker 1: I'm six fifty nine. I mean, why am I doing
Speaker 1: ads right now? Okay? Great, so maybe we can figure
Speaker 1: this out. But yeah, the fuck man, I will need
Speaker 1: to make this happen. See look, and maybe I can
Speaker 1: make a thing out of it too, because London also
Speaker 1: calls to me in the form of arsenal.
Speaker 2: And then I'll also be there and we'll just be me.
Speaker 2: We'll I'll go, I'll do comedy. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bugget on the plane. We don't give a full
Speaker 1: Ye Lauren, what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Something is underrated? Uh?
Speaker 4: Buffet style restaurants?
Speaker 2: Oh they But what I mean by this a very
Speaker 2: brave take post covid.
Speaker 1: Okay that what was that sound too? You said it
Speaker 1: like like like a judgmental food critic.
Speaker 2: On Okay, we'll see how the andre goes.
Speaker 4: Here's what I want. There are like I'll go to
Speaker 4: a restaurant and I want to try so many things
Speaker 4: on the menu, a little bit everything, And you can't
Speaker 4: do that unless you want to shout out hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 4: So if everything was like kind of buffet style or
Speaker 4: maybe Tapa's style, you just get a little soul dim
Speaker 4: sum exactly, a little more soul of everything they should have,
Speaker 4: like the way they have like flights of beer or
Speaker 4: whiskey places or whatever.
Speaker 2: You should do that. Why do sliders are the only
Speaker 2: thing that comes in flight? Miniature?
Speaker 4: We need more miniature.
Speaker 1: Appetizer is always the thing that comes with a sampler,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? There's like us like some
Speaker 1: places to be like or you can try them all
Speaker 1: in the sampler when you're.
Speaker 4: Like we need entrace sampler platters.
Speaker 1: But that's also a lot of food, because like every
Speaker 1: time I'll be like, oh that's great, it'll be like
Speaker 1: me and like her majesty or something. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: we can't eat a whole fucking I can't eat like
Speaker 1: half a case of the half Nacho's, okay, don't.
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah, socialist country.
Speaker 4: So take home the leftovers. And then I got left
Speaker 4: It's like, look the problem did.
Speaker 1: You go to it? I mean, okay, I know that
Speaker 1: for you that was a solution to something that you're like, damn,
Speaker 1: this would make my life easier. But have you been
Speaker 1: to a buffet recently? Like this is? This was great?
Speaker 4: You know when was the last buffet I went to?
Speaker 4: I feel like they have become a thing of the
Speaker 4: past post COVID. I used to go to a lot
Speaker 4: of Indian buffets.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like a lung special or if they if
Speaker 2: you order like a thali, which is like a platter
Speaker 2: it's like dim sum but.
Speaker 1: Like a b Yeah. I think the last one I
Speaker 1: went to was in Vegas two summers ago.
Speaker 2: I was going to say the buffets are really yeah, and.
Speaker 1: All eight was prime rib. I'm sorry, God, whoa, I
Speaker 1: know not what I do?
Speaker 2: Uh, Caitlyn, You're like, I'm so sorry, God.
Speaker 1: What did I do? I was not taken in the rapture? Caitlyn,
Speaker 1: what's something you think is overrated? I'm sorry, Lauren, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm Laurent dy Titanic now and forever. Something that's overrated
Speaker 4: is American cheese. And what I also mean by this
Speaker 4: is I don't think people are out here being like
Speaker 4: American cheese is awesome, So I don't think it's overrated
Speaker 4: in that sense, but the fact that it exists at
Speaker 4: all is a travesty. That is, it is the most
Speaker 4: disgusting shit I've ever had. I don't know why it's
Speaker 4: an option. You go to places and it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: do you want your omelet with American cheese?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: You want American cheese on your BURGERA? Why is it there?
Speaker 4: It tastes like plastic. It's horrible, it's disgusting. It's just
Speaker 4: like a slab of like yucky salt, like congealed and
Speaker 4: like it's horrible.
Speaker 2: Why make me feel better about vegan cheese? Because I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's cardboard. I'm eating microblastic. So this makes me feel
Speaker 2: a little bit better that American cheese are both bad.
Speaker 4: I would hazard to guess that every vegan cheese is
Speaker 4: better than Americ, like traditional American cheese.
Speaker 1: Aman, I've had a few, and look, American cheese has
Speaker 1: like the superior melt, you know, because it's just like
Speaker 1: a big little flap of melty ship. But like again, yeah,
Speaker 1: the flavors is not there. It's more of a texture
Speaker 1: than like a flavor to me.
Speaker 4: But the flavor that is there is disgusting.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: I guess if you eat like a straight up raw,
Speaker 1: I call it raw, you're.
Speaker 2: Raw dogging American.
Speaker 1: That's because normally I like to do it safe. I
Speaker 1: eat it with the plastic sleeve on. But if you
Speaker 1: eat it raw and you take the slice out of
Speaker 1: the plastic sleep, yeah, that's a different experience.
Speaker 2: Then do not ask to eat it raw.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't be weird about American about having the single
Speaker 1: slice crafty in the GQ man etiquette list. Okay, the
Speaker 1: only you can't even eat American cheese raw? Please be safe.
Speaker 2: A woman won't even let you eat American anymore one
Speaker 2: of this country coming to with gloves? Now, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Hugged with Gloves. It's my new blog, hug with Gloves
Speaker 1: with Gloves. Yeah, it's amazing. We're getting a lot of
Speaker 1: traffic actually right now. But yeah, American cheese, I think
Speaker 1: it's the only time trying to even think, like I
Speaker 1: just tolerate it, like and fast food, just because I'm like, great,
Speaker 1: it's that texture, but buying it no, Like, even if
Speaker 1: I make grilled cheese, I melts easier. It's better with
Speaker 1: other cheese. You just got to know how to go
Speaker 1: grilled cheese.
Speaker 4: Some Havardi or something like whoa, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like, have you heard of any other cheese?
Speaker 1: Okay, somebody stood back from thirty two windsor lane or
Speaker 1: windsor gardens or whatever.
Speaker 4: And then if you add some marmalade to your grilled cheese.
Speaker 1: We're losing. And you dress like a little.
Speaker 2: Bear marmalade like a big aspect of your diary.
Speaker 1: Blag and wearing toggle coats.
Speaker 4: You know what happened one time for my birthday, some
Speaker 4: one knowing that I left Paddington, gave me like six
Speaker 4: jars of marmalade. And that's a nice gesture and that's
Speaker 4: the thought that counts. But I don't actually like marmalade.
Speaker 4: So I just have like six jars of this condiment
Speaker 4: that I don't know how to eat really or like,
Speaker 4: yeah you.
Speaker 2: Need it with the jar because you're not raw dogging, yeah.
Speaker 1: Glass, yeah safe.
Speaker 4: So I made like a marmalade cake that was like
Speaker 4: horribly executed.
Speaker 2: Oh do you do you bake?
Speaker 4: Not really, I don't. I don't cook or bake in general.
Speaker 2: Let me do two things that I'm familiar with and.
Speaker 1: Maybe it'll turn out five. This has to work, but
Speaker 1: also just shows how expendable the marmalade is, Like fuck it,
Speaker 1: I'll take a punt on baking this cake or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did throw a lot of it away.
Speaker 1: Well, I opening eye opening, y'all. Venmo, Laurendy Titanic, let's.
Speaker 4: Get Yeah, I gotta go to London and Lauren.
Speaker 1: To London the Lorn to London campaign because half begun.
Speaker 1: Because I just want to live vicariously through someone who
Speaker 1: like loves a thing.
Speaker 2: You can't be the girl who didn't go to London?
Speaker 2: Is that a reference you guys get or no? No?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: From the OC or like The Hills or whatever, what
Speaker 2: is it that reality show where that she she didn't
Speaker 2: she stayed instead of going with a boy, instead of
Speaker 2: following her fashion drabble.
Speaker 1: Oh, that was probably that was probably The Hills, The Hills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ristan Cavaleria, I think it was Lauren Conrad.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking about.
Speaker 1: Lauren now making great children's clothing. I might really no hashtag,
Speaker 1: no promo, but someone someone after the fire, someone donated
Speaker 1: some baby clothes to us. That was That was Lauren Conrad.
Speaker 1: Lauren See, okay, LC, I'll be seeing you later. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back and
Speaker 1: you know, news after this and we're back. Just we
Speaker 1: were talking a little bit about like just the state
Speaker 1: of the Democrats. The terrible takes of like like we
Speaker 1: need to bring in more anti choice democrats to widen
Speaker 1: the tent. Many other just takes of like ignore where
Speaker 1: the momentum and the energy is, which is in talking
Speaker 1: about inequality, talking about affordability, and acknowledging that maybe people
Speaker 1: who are you know, backed by corporate interests don't have
Speaker 1: people's best intentions in mind. So there's a congressional race
Speaker 1: coming up for California's twenty second district that's currently held
Speaker 1: by a Republican, David Valadau, and it's going to be
Speaker 1: a tight race. So it only makes sense during a
Speaker 1: race that all the candidates vying for a blue collar
Speaker 1: area like this one in the Central Valley will do
Speaker 1: whatever they can to differentiate. So I just I want
Speaker 1: to get into So they're One of the dem challengers
Speaker 1: is doctor jazz Meet Baines, and she's making a fuss
Speaker 1: about how the other Democratic challenger, a college professor and
Speaker 1: autoshop owner Randy Viegas, is quote attacking her. I just
Speaker 1: I'm going to read her Facebook post before I actually
Speaker 1: tell you what this quote unquote attack was. It's from
Speaker 1: jazz Meet Bain's Facebook quote. Appreciate all of the messages
Speaker 1: of love and warmth. As political violence increases in America,
Speaker 1: I myself have experienced a heightened level of it. What
Speaker 1: gave the world permission to attack a woman of color
Speaker 1: because of her identity? What gave the world permission to
Speaker 1: be rate a physician who spends countless hours taking care
Speaker 1: of the vulnerable. What gave a man the permission to
Speaker 1: resort to spreading lies just because his campaign is going nowhere.
Speaker 1: I think we should all look at the reality of
Speaker 1: how low people are willing to go, because right now
Speaker 1: in America it is pretty low. Campaigns are run by
Speaker 1: spreading lies, not by hard work in showing up. Attacking
Speaker 1: a woman of color does not just attack me, It
Speaker 1: attacks numerous little girls out there who dream of more
Speaker 1: and dream of a future in which they are welcomed.
Speaker 1: Goes on to say, like America needs to think long
Speaker 1: and hard about itself, and I will still stay deadic
Speaker 1: So what did Viegas say? This is from like a
Speaker 1: TV that came up. Quote my opponents, Democrat and Republican alike,
Speaker 1: have taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from the same
Speaker 1: corporations that are ripping us off, making our healthcare, housing,
Speaker 1: and groceries more expensive. That was in this ad. Okay,
Speaker 1: doctor bon.
Speaker 2: Again, I do this almost every week. I apologize on
Speaker 2: behalf of all Indian people.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do that anymore. We have to
Speaker 1: do that anymore.
Speaker 2: We're hit now. I guess I don't know what is happening,
Speaker 2: but it's so bad.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of people point out, this ad did
Speaker 1: not even mention you by name. Bam. But you're out
Speaker 1: here being like, oh the political violence being in this era,
Speaker 1: So unfortunately there re seats don't lie. Okay, both Baines,
Speaker 1: who is currently in the state Assembly and Valido, who's
Speaker 1: the incumbent had.
Speaker 2: And also of Batman origin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have. They basically share the exact same corporations,
Speaker 1: like the same fifty three corporations. I've given them both money,
Speaker 1: including ab V, Amazon, AT and T, Charter Communication, Chevron,
Speaker 1: Exxon Mobile, Eli, Lilly Honeywell, like the list goes on
Speaker 1: Southern California, Edison who allegedly burned my house down, Union Pacific,
Speaker 1: United Healthcare, Walmart, and et cetera.
Speaker 2: Okay, actually listing out the names of these corporations is
Speaker 2: actually very anti Indian. I don't know if you know that,
Speaker 2: but like you really should stop naming corporate.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm sorry, I will stop cultural, you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: My bad, my bad, Pfizer, Pfiser, good good. Flir So
Speaker 1: Vegas is like the son of immigrants his and his
Speaker 1: message is just so clear right now. He's basical saying
Speaker 1: we need less corporate dems in office, and that's where
Speaker 1: I'm coming in. I'm like, I I my singular focus
Speaker 1: is about equity for like, and not even like a
Speaker 1: left right thing. He said, this isn't a left right issue.
Speaker 1: This is a class thing that we're up against. And
Speaker 1: this is interesting because he wasn't the establishment pick to
Speaker 1: try and unseat David Valado. Baines was, and her record
Speaker 1: is abysmal. Okay, as a Democrat in California, this is
Speaker 1: how she was voting only she was the only Democrat
Speaker 1: to vote against an oil price gouging law in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three and lost her committee assignments as a result,
Speaker 1: because again she's got huge oil interests in her distance,
Speaker 1: like she's just willing to entertain oil money. She also voted.
Speaker 2: Against Indians used oil in their hair? How dare you again?
Speaker 2: Culturally many questions.
Speaker 1: Bains voted against to build a limit corporate landlords from
Speaker 1: owning more than one thousand from owning more than one
Speaker 1: thousand single family properties.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's very normal for Indian families get cards.
Speaker 1: Okay, by this way, she voted against stronger ten protections.
Speaker 1: She voted against giving the state Attorney general authority to
Speaker 1: block private equity purchases of medical providers. You think someone
Speaker 1: as a medical provider themselves would know the dangers of
Speaker 1: what happens when private equity comes in and starts meddling
Speaker 1: in people's medical care. I guess not unless they're you know,
Speaker 1: they're sliding minion.
Speaker 2: You know, it's very stereotypical to attack medical things. A
Speaker 2: lot of us are talking, okay, so hard.
Speaker 1: Recently, she voted against AC eight eight, which is the
Speaker 1: bill that put Prop fifty like, which is the ballot
Speaker 1: proposition to rewrite congressional maps, basically in response to what's
Speaker 1: happening in Texas. She was like, no, we shouldn't do that,
Speaker 1: we should stand pat.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's like a rewriting maps. Very wait, so that's
Speaker 2: they were trying to rewrite maps and she said yes, she.
Speaker 1: Said no, don't no more, no more, increase jerrymandering to
Speaker 1: offset what Texas is doing to add more Republican seats
Speaker 1: to Congress.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know what the British they changed the map.
Speaker 1: Okay, subject, okay, you don't have to bring the partition
Speaker 1: into this. Yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 2: Know what it's literally me at every occasion super Bowl,
Speaker 2: are we partitioning the teams? Is that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: So one man is just going to decide the fate
Speaker 1: of a nation.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, it's just again it's wild that a person
Speaker 1: is trying to say that being rightly identified as a
Speaker 1: person that is very cozy with corporate interests is a
Speaker 1: form of violence and a political violence.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also like, I'm sorry, but we got to stop
Speaker 2: using the woman of color thing. There is a huge
Speaker 2: difference between like the richest minority in the US being
Speaker 2: women of color and then like farm workers being women
Speaker 2: of color. You know what I mean, Like, there is
Speaker 2: this it's a class difference, which is what he was
Speaker 2: trying to address in the first place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think, yeah, doing that like actually muddies
Speaker 1: the waters for when people are actually we are denigrating
Speaker 1: people of color, women of color, when it's just like
Speaker 1: uses a blanket defense of like I fucking love the
Speaker 1: utility companies and vote for them every time. That's you're
Speaker 1: actually anti a woman of color. Yeah, but hey, maybe
Speaker 1: we are. I don't know. I just do you have
Speaker 1: anything to say about Lauren a pro or corporate as.
Speaker 2: A woman of color? Do you have any sat.
Speaker 1: You would have to speak as Latin dancer? Uti?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have answer, Uti.
Speaker 4: I do not feel comfortable with what's going on, right,
Speaker 4: So what, Well, here's the thing. I'm a white person,
Speaker 4: and when we are bad, white people were bad. But
Speaker 4: we will consider that. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Of color.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually attacking white women, attacking women in general, political violence.
Speaker 1: I don't want anything to do with it. In fact,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I can go on with
Speaker 1: this episode. Now.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you.
Speaker 1: Know what, Let's move on. Let's move on to something else.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to something else. Donald Trunk. He uh,
Speaker 1: there's a new report in the Wall Street Journal about
Speaker 1: the inner workings of the White House. In terms of
Speaker 1: how the Epstein files are being viewed, it's mostly it's
Speaker 1: mostly that Trump just can't grasp like the why, like
Speaker 1: why why are people like why do they care about
Speaker 1: this so much? This wasn't the New Republic quote, Trump
Speaker 1: complained the AIDS regarding the intense public scrutiny over his
Speaker 1: failure to produce Epstein's so called client list, claiming that
Speaker 1: quote Palm Beach in the nineties was a different time.
Speaker 1: The Wall Street Journal reported late Wednesday, after longtime allies
Speaker 1: whipped up a fearer for fure Fvor over the dismal
Speaker 1: Epstein files roll out on the second day of a
Speaker 1: Turning Point USA Commerce. We talked about them, where Megan
Speaker 1: Kelly and Charlie Kirk were like, what's going on with
Speaker 1: these and like they quickly kind of like switched gears.
Speaker 1: Trump wanted to know, quote why is everyone so fixated
Speaker 1: on this issue? And then as other people quote what
Speaker 1: would make it die down? And I just I think
Speaker 1: it's super wild to me that saying Palm Beach in
Speaker 1: the nineties was a different time. As you know, like
Speaker 1: when people say, oh, like oh, I got caught doing
Speaker 1: something and go, well, it was a different time back then.
Speaker 1: That usually goes along with an admission of guilt, where
Speaker 1: it's like I feel like, yeah, I did it, but
Speaker 1: I'm justified in that it was a different time back then.
Speaker 1: That's why I did the Michael Jackson thriller blackface. Justin
Speaker 1: Trudeau or whatever, whenever he did blackface.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's also like what he was saying
Speaker 2: back then. He's like, it's a different.
Speaker 1: Time now even now.
Speaker 2: Listen, I could be racist against black tenants. It's a
Speaker 2: different time right now.
Speaker 1: As we speak, I'll know that right now is a
Speaker 1: different time that I will use to explain why it
Speaker 1: was a different time now. But yeah, as like as
Speaker 1: in the Night Palm Beach in the nineties, was it
Speaker 1: was okay to be like a lecherous child abuser? Is
Speaker 1: that the It.
Speaker 4: Seems like that's what he's saying, which I would say, no,
Speaker 4: that's not correct.
Speaker 2: White people good again, Okay.
Speaker 1: Let me let me erase one of the tally marks
Speaker 1: I have column. Okay, Okay, go on, Lauren, No, that
Speaker 1: was that's it. Also, like he's asking what would make
Speaker 1: it die down? Speaks to the senility of this man. Also,
Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, probably the truth. You know,
Speaker 1: that's one thing everyone's asking for gonna happen. The thing
Speaker 1: about that a little bit incriminating the truth apparently, and
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, are you attacking me with political violence by
Speaker 2: asking for truth?
Speaker 1: Trump and that whole white right, right wing propages. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be elmer Fudd real quick. The whole white
Speaker 1: wing media machine very quiet, barely quiet. We're hunting wibbwos.
Speaker 1: They basically have been fanning the flames of outrage because
Speaker 1: they figured it's a way to keep the base suspicious
Speaker 1: about like elite liberals. But now like their own base.
Speaker 1: They're at the gates right now and they're demanding answers,
Speaker 1: and like, fuck are they still out there? What do
Speaker 1: they want? They want? They want a resolution to the
Speaker 1: thing you've been dangling in front of them for many
Speaker 1: years as a way that you thought it would never
Speaker 1: come out. And you could just use that as like
Speaker 1: this sort of like conspiracy theory talking point to kind
Speaker 1: of just be sort of like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about Democrats bad because look, everybody, all those names
Speaker 1: should come out, Republican, Democrat, fucking everybody. That's but we
Speaker 1: have a reckoning problem in this country, so I'm not
Speaker 1: too convinced that'll happen. The w Was Street Journal is
Speaker 1: also reporting that Pam Bondi and Cash Matel continue to
Speaker 1: have beef. She told like White House staff that funny
Speaker 1: Cash Betel's FBI was quote trying to destroy her because
Speaker 1: they're like they're like they're leaking stories to the press
Speaker 1: about how the files are being handled. And now the
Speaker 1: MAGA base they want me out, they want me to resign.
Speaker 1: They all hate me. They're making her escapegoat, and she did.
Speaker 1: She complained to like Donald Trump apparently, and according to
Speaker 1: this reporting about like how bad the situation is and
Speaker 1: how she doesn't like all the scrutiny and he just
Speaker 1: told her to toughen up.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm not surprised since Trump views all
Speaker 1: these people as a means to an end.
Speaker 2: I just love the idea of all the escapegoats fighting.
Speaker 2: I think that's fun. They're like like crabs in a barrel,
Speaker 2: just like fighting each other to get out one hundred.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the thing with people who are driven
Speaker 1: by just this like unhinged desire to be powerful and influential.
Speaker 1: They don't They're only doing it in service of themselves,
Speaker 1: so they don't have no idea how to work towards
Speaker 1: a common goal because they're so focused on their own
Speaker 1: shit that, Yeah, it ends up turning into these so
Speaker 1: much infighting. I mean we saw this in the last
Speaker 1: administration too.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they saw what Rudy Giuliani looks
Speaker 2: like and it's like, yeah, I'll take more of that
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be that. I want that.
Speaker 2: Where does he get his ink?
Speaker 1: Like it's actually printer toner. Oh yeah, he cracks op
Speaker 1: in an EPs in printer cartridge and.
Speaker 6: Just kind of He's like me up some magenta. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: he's got the cmy cage. It's just like got yellow, magenta,
Speaker 6: blue black. Wait, that's true, you're doing that's Trump pointing
Speaker 6: it out. Here's the other thing too. We talked about
Speaker 6: how there was that special election.
Speaker 1: In Arizona where the candidate at Alita Grihalvo won her
Speaker 1: her father's seat because he passed away earlier this year,
Speaker 1: so she's going to be sworn in. She said she
Speaker 1: will be that final signature for the discharge petition to
Speaker 1: have the floor vote to release the Epstein files be
Speaker 1: like a real thing that potentially they would release in
Speaker 1: a searchable database for all people to see.
Speaker 2: You know, somewhere Trump is shoving papers into his mouth.
Speaker 2: Tryin of like eat ith, Yeah, I gotta get.
Speaker 1: Rid of Was it naked? Because there's a movie where
Speaker 1: people are doing that and they were shredding documents and
Speaker 1: then putting pasta sauce on it. I feel like it
Speaker 1: was in naked. It was just like a stupid scene
Speaker 1: or they're like we got to get rid of everything,
Speaker 1: and they're just like eating it with.
Speaker 2: Saw that thought it was a documentary.
Speaker 1: Hamburger put American cheese on it and chili and onions.
Speaker 1: I'll eat it. Yeah. The other thing though, now is
Speaker 1: that they're like Thomas Massey, who's like the main Republican
Speaker 1: leading this charge. He's got the support of Marjorie Taylor Green,
Speaker 1: Nancy Mason more In Bobert, who are like the three
Speaker 1: people who are helping tip the scales towards the discharge petition.
Speaker 1: Nightmare blunt rotation. Also, I bet all of them will
Speaker 1: pretend to smoke, which is also a nightmare. There he's
Speaker 1: saying that all of them are under tremendous pressure right
Speaker 1: now from the White House to reverse course. Now, I've
Speaker 1: been saying this from the beginning. I don't know if
Speaker 1: those three are holding out to be like to get
Speaker 1: some shit for themselves, because I don't think any of
Speaker 1: these people are truly interested in the truth. They're probably
Speaker 1: interested in how they can you know, enrich themselves. But
Speaker 1: I don't know. Stand. We just don't know yet. Hopefully
Speaker 1: they for some reason keep it together long enough to
Speaker 1: get to the voting part, and then we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: Then the next bit of confusion will pop up.
Speaker 2: But did you see the I think we talked we
Speaker 2: may have talked about it. The press conference where the
Speaker 2: victims said that they were going to compile their own list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that has like put a pressure on
Speaker 2: them or like, first of all, I hope those women
Speaker 2: are safe and taken care of, but like I wonder
Speaker 2: if that had any effect on them, or like if
Speaker 2: they're stalling to kind of like wait it out or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think they know because a few weeks ago, Thomas
Speaker 1: Massey did call somebody out by name and was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can start saying names too. And I think he
Speaker 1: probably did that as like a warning to be like,
Speaker 1: you know, the Epstein files may be under lock and key,
Speaker 1: but we're talking to people who are the survivors of
Speaker 1: this abuse, and they have memory, like they can tell
Speaker 1: us things that we can look into. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's it's it stands. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: where this ends up. I mean, like the optimistic version
Speaker 1: is like then they vote on it, and then the
Speaker 1: DJ has to put out the unredacted or like the
Speaker 1: versions that are somewhat reacted for like legal purposes.
Speaker 2: What can eagerly publish the shooters text messages? Again, they're
Speaker 2: like oh fuck, wrong, wrong.
Speaker 1: Wrong, yeah, Like draft, they're like, hey, do you think
Speaker 1: someone can make like with AI, make some fscene files
Speaker 1: we can release? Is that the sad of thing? I
Speaker 1: just again, like it's just a really odd moment because
Speaker 1: even Republicans are highly suspicious of the FBI when it's
Speaker 1: like they've fully taken over that thing.
Speaker 2: I also wonder if like Republicans, like obviously they don't
Speaker 2: have genuine intentions most of the time, but I wonder
Speaker 2: if they're also suspicious of the FBI because it's like
Speaker 2: a brown dude in charge like actual.
Speaker 1: Raisons, like hey, probably, I mean there are people who aren't,
Speaker 1: like people who don't like that Charlie Kirk's wife is
Speaker 1: trying to take over Turning Point, Like they're like, why
Speaker 1: is she doing it? And it's clearly like this misogynistic
Speaker 1: shit where they're.
Speaker 2: Like it really feels like Ben Shapiro and like Nick
Speaker 2: Fuenttez are angling for that too, like they're both like
Speaker 2: making the rounds, trying to like fight for the audience
Speaker 2: at least.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, I think it was Stephen Crowder or
Speaker 1: something like I don't know if this is true, but
Speaker 1: his like Twitter bio said that he is like now
Speaker 1: like the number one conservative like commentator on the internet.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. He was still doing his fucking show.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean he's yeah, okay, he had Yeah,
Speaker 1: he changed the bio to say loud of the Crowd,
Speaker 1: the number one conservative daily show because that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was cold blood. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But these people don't they have no common goal aside
Speaker 1: from watching marginalized people suffer and them being at the
Speaker 1: top of a pile. Like that's it's not really a worldview.
Speaker 1: They're they're chasing a sensation of superiority. It's not like
Speaker 1: a system of like actual governance. I mean there is
Speaker 1: a version of that, which is just authoritarianism, but like, actually.
Speaker 2: That's the immersive experience. I'm going to go to a
Speaker 2: sensation of superiority. It's going to be like really.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, and it's probably in London too, Yeah, in London,
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 2: It's at the Lysium.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But they're like, they're like, but don't ask for
Speaker 1: any of our artifacts back. Okay, you're not that superior.
Speaker 1: We're we still will hold onto your history for for
Speaker 1: and we'll stamp it with our stamp. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take another break. When we come back, we may have
Speaker 1: a show that will help us escape the absurdity of
Speaker 1: our reality by going into the absurdity of a scripted show.
Speaker 1: But it sounds pretty fucked a while. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: it right after this and we're back and it's gonna
Speaker 1: get even wackier. Okay. So promo was just released for
Speaker 1: the show's upcoming season nine premiere, which we'll find two
Speaker 1: time Oscar nominee Angela Bassett queen traveling to outer space.
Speaker 4: Okay, well there's an emergency.
Speaker 2: Is a cop Okay, she was gonna shoot the asteroid.
Speaker 2: So you're resisting arrest.
Speaker 1: Stop resisting. We had Yeah, they had a called unhoused
Speaker 1: person in space, so they called the Lapdia.
Speaker 2: Up to what if, Gavin News I'm doing up there?
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just cleaning up, just cleaning up this tent space
Speaker 1: camp doing a podcast. So we just watched that promo
Speaker 1: you've seen. Okay, So you guys got a taste of
Speaker 1: sort of what this show has offered. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I saw the like the first season when it was
Speaker 1: like there were some wacky sort of things happening, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't on the level of like being Nato.
Speaker 2: Okay, I had no idea this show existed, and I
Speaker 2: was like, we live in multiple Americas. It's eight seasons
Speaker 2: in and I have never experienced the Bee Nato that
Speaker 2: they're both. They're like, we are we've gone full like
Speaker 2: past Gray's anatomy bomb in the hospital or whatever. We
Speaker 2: have a b Nato and we're titled that we've experienced
Speaker 2: all of these emergencies with you as an audience.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I mean I
Speaker 1: think this is this is a great bit of writing.
Speaker 1: But also if I feel like they always have the
Speaker 1: most sensational billboards around LA, like nine to one one
Speaker 1: might not waking up?
Speaker 2: Do I think that it's just regular nine one one
Speaker 2: the like, am I just like, oh cool, they're advertising
Speaker 2: for sake?
Speaker 1: Cool, Oh cool. If a cop car drives into my billboard,
Speaker 1: I'll call them. Yeah wait, Caitlin, have you seen the
Speaker 1: nine like the like wacky nine to one one billboards
Speaker 1: that they've had around.
Speaker 4: If I have, I have not perceived them as such.
Speaker 4: I also thought maybe they were just like, hey, do
Speaker 4: you forget what number to call if there's an emergency here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Either that or I'm just not driving you know what,
Speaker 4: I just don't drive very much.
Speaker 2: We're looking at the road, okay, keeping aware of threat,
Speaker 2: we're situational awarenessing the road.
Speaker 1: This was when they had that was a van going
Speaker 1: into the billboard.
Speaker 4: Like, whoa wait, that's no, I have not seen that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they've had like just really wacky things over
Speaker 1: the years. At least they like they know that they
Speaker 1: had to get attention with like sort of like the
Speaker 1: absurd sort of rescue things. But again, if you're curious
Speaker 1: what B NATO is, Okay, there's a B Tornado obviously,
Speaker 1: but it was like a three episode arc.
Speaker 2: These are the are the are the dads, and the
Speaker 2: NATO is the moms. That's why it's being NATO first.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, like aler, it's binomial nomenclature. Yeah, my scientists
Speaker 1: out there. But so the three episode arc starts with
Speaker 1: a truck that is carrying millions of killer bees for
Speaker 1: some reason just crashes downtown quote, threatening the lives of
Speaker 1: a group attending a perfume party.
Speaker 4: Oh and the bees are attracted to the perfume.
Speaker 1: Probably that's just making it a little bit worse and
Speaker 1: making them a cable.
Speaker 2: Perfume were they wearing? Why were they downtown with wearing perfume.
Speaker 1: This shit gets wilder. This three episode our gets wilder. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: at one point, Angela Bassett is in a plane escorting
Speaker 1: a guy who quote killed her fiance back in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety one to testify in court so he can have
Speaker 1: like a lighter sentence for another crime. But the pilot
Speaker 1: quote gets sucked out of a hole and into the
Speaker 1: sky like it's twisters or some shit, and the co
Speaker 1: pilot passed out. So Angela Bassett has to land the
Speaker 1: plane with the help of a quote young aviation obsessed child.
Speaker 2: Okay, And what part of that seems unreal to you?
Speaker 2: I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I just said.
Speaker 2: It seems like everything is every loose end is tied up.
Speaker 4: This happens at the end of Snakes on a Plane
Speaker 4: as well, so it sounds like they're just regurgitating already
Speaker 4: perfect media. I didn't realize this was so I thought
Speaker 4: maybe this would be like more of a serious show.
Speaker 1: But I'm what I was kind of it sort of
Speaker 1: was and wasn't. Like they knew it's Fox, so it's
Speaker 1: not going to be that serious, Like it's still going
Speaker 1: to have a bit of sensationalism, but like it's only gotten,
Speaker 1: it's ramped up over the years.
Speaker 4: Well, it sounds like it's escalating the way that The
Speaker 4: Fast and the Furious movies do. Were the first one,
Speaker 4: they're just humble DVD players steelers, and then and then
Speaker 4: the ninth movie, the ninth season of nine one one,
Speaker 4: Everyone's going to Space Best and.
Speaker 1: Furious nine go to Space y f nine. They drove
Speaker 1: right up there. That's crazy because season two of nine
Speaker 1: to one one they were in Tokyo.
Speaker 2: You mean season three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, season three, my bad two Fast too. Oh that's
Speaker 1: right home.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I fucked that up. I fucked that up. I fucked
Speaker 1: that up about you? Oh my god, I'm so humiliate.
Speaker 1: We also had somebody on Kylie Yu recently who was
Speaker 1: actually in that too.
Speaker 2: Whoa.
Speaker 1: But do you know what's great though? To that episode
Speaker 1: about the I got to get the guy who killed
Speaker 1: my fiance back in nineteen ninety one, episode is called
Speaker 1: when the Boeing Gets Tough. I'm mad? You're mad? Now?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, wait, I love that. I kind of love it.
Speaker 2: I like a punch. Here's the thing, let me write
Speaker 2: on it. Yeah, you're not what would you lose quality.
Speaker 1: No, let me just show you a couple other things,
Speaker 1: or talking about a couple other things. They had one
Speaker 1: at one season that began with a blackout where cyber
Speaker 1: attacker hackers fucked the grid up, which led to Zoo's
Speaker 1: the animals escaping the zoo okay and running a fucking
Speaker 1: muck And apparently a lot of people, just like I
Speaker 1: think sort of critical observers are like, this may just
Speaker 1: be that, like there's just a void that was left
Speaker 1: by the absence of disaster movies, which had bit like
Speaker 1: a staple kind of content that just human beings watch,
Speaker 1: just disaster flicks, and that maybe this is just the
Speaker 1: way that like they're filling this void and they're ramping
Speaker 1: it up because people are watching it, and you know,
Speaker 1: some people have said, like it's potentially like a coping
Speaker 1: mechanism for the disasters we just hear about in real life.
Speaker 1: Also to watch it, like.
Speaker 2: What happened to the Sharknado movies and stuff like is
Speaker 2: that not going?
Speaker 1: Like or I think they can only do so much
Speaker 1: like the brand you kind of it gets it gets yeah, Victor, Victor,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite nine to one one absurd moment? Because
Speaker 1: you you said this, you love this show, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I love the tiktoks on it because the
Speaker 1: best way to observe it is like through ninety second
Speaker 1: clips on TikTok because then you don't have to hear
Speaker 1: any of the characters like talk or do anything. It's
Speaker 1: just like that. The most absurd parts just like all
Speaker 1: the good parts. Yeah, exactly. I think my favorite is actually.
Speaker 2: Watch it for the character development.
Speaker 7: But okay, also that's fair. My favorite is that the
Speaker 7: Lone Star spin off actually did an evil MRI machine
Speaker 7: before Final Destination did like a few years, like a
Speaker 7: good few years before Final Destination did it.
Speaker 1: This year, whoa wow.
Speaker 7: A doctor brought in a metal bed and they're like, no, no,
Speaker 7: that's the MRI room. And then they got stuck into
Speaker 7: the MRI uh and all of the firefighters had to
Speaker 7: stripped down to their underwear to try.
Speaker 1: To release.
Speaker 4: This knows Yeah what good entertainment did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like some have said, they're like no, they it
Speaker 1: knows when a lean into the funny and also knows
Speaker 1: when to talk about it. It's like potentially dying from beastings, like,
Speaker 1: we also know how to be serious about that, so
Speaker 1: it could be like just a fine example of truly
Speaker 1: just well polished writing.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but they shouldn't be villainizing the bees
Speaker 4: of course be such a bad rap. But you know
Speaker 4: you're right about the disaster movie like the dearth? Is
Speaker 4: that the word that I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2: I feel like derth means like the opposite of what
Speaker 2: you think it is, and I always mix it up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I really struggle with this word.
Speaker 4: The you know, the the vacant the vacant scene.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is the world.
Speaker 4: Okay, Thank goodness, because disaster movies really peaked in the nineties,
Speaker 4: I feel like, and then they haven't really except for
Speaker 4: like things like Sharknado, which no one takes seriously. Really
Speaker 4: there you know b movies on the sci Fi channel,
Speaker 4: right or whatever? So uh yeah, I guess nine one
Speaker 4: one is filling the void filling.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about the apocalyty? What was the movie
Speaker 2: with Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis where they Armageddon? Yeah, Armageddon,
Speaker 2: where like they didn't just have the astronauts go to space,
Speaker 2: they had the like not drillers. Yeah, the same. We
Speaker 2: could have the cops go to space. Who cares?
Speaker 1: Why don't we just give this astronauts guns. They're like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, you got to send the pros up there.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm like, What could this is? I mean,
Speaker 1: where off are we from?
Speaker 2: Like the New York NYPD, like having the money to
Speaker 2: go to space?
Speaker 1: Where do you, like, Caitlin, how would you write? How
Speaker 1: would you justify a member of the Los Angeles Police
Speaker 1: Department needing to go to outer space? I am, which
Speaker 1: is completely I'm pretty sure outside of their juristiction.
Speaker 2: Like I'm running for Sharon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't think of a justification for that, aside
Speaker 4: from just shooting all cops into space and leaving them there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think it's like a like a police
Speaker 1: abolitionist message, to be honest.
Speaker 4: But that's the script I'm gonna write.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, stopping risks to like every rocket.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like is it to do police shit?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Like it feels like it's like the only way it's
Speaker 1: justifies Like for some reason, it has to be her,
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, what does she have?
Speaker 4: Maybe her what was it who got shot in nineteen
Speaker 4: ninety one? Her fiance? Yeah, what if he never died,
Speaker 4: he just got sent to space. He's been living on
Speaker 4: a space station since nineteen ninety one, and.
Speaker 2: So she has to go back. Oh wow, and he
Speaker 2: wrote a way better episode than they thought of. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Wait, so then maybe that's like what's her face?
Speaker 2: Take Caitlin's screenwriting class.
Speaker 1: What's the Homegirl in Greece?
Speaker 4: Olivia Newton John?
Speaker 1: Olivia Newton John like how her husband faked his death?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, is that a thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, her husband faked his death and he's living in Mexico.
Speaker 2: WHOA, I did not know about that? Is it like
Speaker 2: a tiger king thing?
Speaker 1: It says her ex boyfriend Patrick Dermott may have faked
Speaker 1: his own death. He disappeared on a fishing fishing trip
Speaker 1: and then people are like, bro, we spotted this dude
Speaker 1: in fucking Mexico.
Speaker 4: So you think maybe he faked his death and went
Speaker 4: to space.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean like like there's like a
Speaker 1: real life quarrel, Like maybe there's some a parallel story
Speaker 1: that you could be like, well, did I mean Olivia
Speaker 1: Newton John's boyfriend at the time said said deuces And
Speaker 1: then people were like, this guy is still alive in Mexico.
Speaker 1: They're unsubstantiated claims, but I just like this idea.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, well, the beautiful thing about fiction is
Speaker 4: that you can just write it and that's the exactly
Speaker 4: show now, So that is what I would do, and
Speaker 4: then the end of that episode would be Angela Bassett
Speaker 4: also gets stuck in space. I mean obviously I love her,
Speaker 4: but like, yeah, if she's a cop, like we don't.
Speaker 1: So this is from the Dayline NBC story about this
Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend since the airing of the because they
Speaker 1: went they were like, we need to fucking see if
Speaker 1: Olivia Newton John's boyfriend really faked his own death. So
Speaker 1: they went down to Mexico. Since the this from Dayline NBC.
Speaker 1: Since the airing of the Dayline NBC story that coverage
Speaker 1: with the story from around the world, we the investigators
Speaker 1: in this case, would like to say thank you blah
Speaker 1: blah blah who have helped us track mister McDermott down.
Speaker 1: Our team cannot ever say thanks, but okay. So on
Speaker 1: February tenth, two thousand and nine, our firm received of
Speaker 1: facts from a small city in Mexico and your Alcopolco
Speaker 1: in the state of Geetol of the Pacific Coast. After
Speaker 1: investigating the letters sent to us by Facts, we began
Speaker 1: to investigate its origin. Since that time, we have been
Speaker 1: in phone contact with a quote representative of McDermott. We
Speaker 1: find this quote representative credible. We're currently in negotiations with
Speaker 1: this representative and will make an announcement when necessary. Please
Speaker 1: understand that we were using all caution due to the
Speaker 1: current issues Mexico's facing, the safety of staff, etca, et cetera.
Speaker 1: And you know, they said, they keep saying like I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure we found them.
Speaker 4: So the lesson here is that men are so unable
Speaker 4: to commit that they'll fix their own day and move
Speaker 4: to Mexico about it.
Speaker 2: But it also said like he had overdue child support,
Speaker 2: so like, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's how you do it. It's how you do it,
Speaker 1: they said, the claiming mcdernal is alive like a lot
Speaker 1: of slop sloppy. Everyone goes like in America's like and
Speaker 1: then I'll go down to Mexico and just duck it out.
Speaker 1: You know, nobody will notice me. Like I'm not famous guy, yeah,
Speaker 1: person not from Mexico in Mexico, trying to keep a
Speaker 1: low profile. And he's like, yeah, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I used to date Olivia Newton John. You know, I
Speaker 1: had to take my own death though to come down here.
Speaker 2: That's nuts, I would feel. So I'd be like, you
Speaker 2: couldn't just a phone call? You're really ghosting me like this.
Speaker 1: Bro, that is a true sign of like the absolute
Speaker 1: worst communication skills and lack of respect for somebody. And
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm gonna have to just fake my own
Speaker 1: fucking death here, man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did she died?
Speaker 2: But also kind of baller.
Speaker 1: Yeah way yeah.
Speaker 4: Well so he can come back then, right, and that's
Speaker 4: a really horrible joke.
Speaker 1: He comes back, He's like, whew, all right, boys, where
Speaker 1: are we going out tonight? God? Finally go back to
Speaker 1: my favorite chili's And that'scanddo all right Well, Caitlyndrante, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us on the Daily Geist.
Speaker 1: Today has been a pleasure and an honor, a privilege
Speaker 1: and an honor playing with you gentlemen this evening. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Uh?
Speaker 4: You can find me on Instagram at Caitlin Toronta. You
Speaker 4: can listen to the Bechdel Cast uh that I co
Speaker 4: host with Jamie Loftis of course. Uh, you can catch
Speaker 4: me at a show in State College. I believe this
Speaker 4: is happening. We're still hammering Pensylvania. That is Pennsylvania, Okay,
Speaker 4: and this is on Friday, October third, Okay, so like
Speaker 4: a week from now where it's gonna be a comedy
Speaker 4: variety show that I'm headlining. I think again, we're we're
Speaker 4: we're figuring it out.
Speaker 1: Is it so?
Speaker 4: Because I'm talking to the venue, which is Manny's in
Speaker 4: State College, Pennsylvania, and we just like have solidify the
Speaker 4: details yet. But if you want to know more.
Speaker 1: It's just not contentious. It's just kind of like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's just put together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a very kind of last minute thing. I
Speaker 4: like told a friend of mine I was going to
Speaker 4: be in town visiting people, and she's like, oh, do
Speaker 4: you want to do a show? And I was like sure,
Speaker 4: And so we're just like still ham.
Speaker 2: Caitlin off the cuff. You know it's going to be great,
Speaker 2: So you all should go. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'll you know, post about it on my
Speaker 4: website slash Instagram if you are interested in going and
Speaker 4: you want to like DM me and I'll send you details.
Speaker 1: And what's your VENMO for the Lauren to London campaign,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: It's at Caitlin dash Durante, but.
Speaker 1: It is going to Lauren do Titanic just so you know, correct,
Speaker 1: Kitlyn Durante on Venmo is for the Lauren to London campaign.
Speaker 1: If you do contribute, but hashtag Lauren to London ziking
Speaker 1: so we know. Bless you all. I wish you well
Speaker 1: on on your on your journey to.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Is there of media, social or otherwise that you're enjoying.
Speaker 4: Uh, well, I'm always going to recommend a movie which
Speaker 4: is a Twinless Okay. I don't know if it's still
Speaker 4: in theaters, probably not, but it was this great indie
Speaker 4: comedy that I enjoyed very much. So if you get
Speaker 4: a chance to watch Twinless, please do. There's a famous
Speaker 4: guy in it who I like, don't remember his name
Speaker 4: because I like don't know any of the things that
Speaker 4: he was in. Maybe Colin O'Brien. No, not calling Dylan O'Brien.
Speaker 4: Dylan O'Brien O'Brien the famous guy.
Speaker 1: It is Dylan O'Brien, Dylan o's and Team Wolf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd like a huge Everybody on the internet is
Speaker 2: like horny for him.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, he's a good looking guy the maze runner
Speaker 4: as well. So yeah, Twinless was great and I enjoyed
Speaker 4: it very much.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, paulave been on. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: joining me today. Where did the people find you? And
Speaker 1: what's the work in media? You lie?
Speaker 2: I'm at Paulaviganala and p A L l A v
Speaker 2: I g U n A l A n everywhere except
Speaker 2: Blue Sky where I got pulla y. We have facial
Speaker 2: recognition comedy at the Comedy Store next month on the
Speaker 2: seventeenth at ten pm, please be on time, my brown brethren.
Speaker 2: And then a work of media I've been enjoying is
Speaker 2: I've started reading smut and it's amazing. I'm reading Crowns
Speaker 2: of Niaxia, which is like it's like a thick ass
Speaker 2: book and it's mostly like it's world there's a lot
Speaker 2: of world building and stuff, but then there's some really
Speaker 2: fun romantic scenes in it. It's a fantasy series with
Speaker 2: some sexy as vampires, and it's just a fun.
Speaker 1: Read you need to read. Next. What hollopen? What is
Speaker 1: that all?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 1: My homegirls? He loves She's She's like a smut reading machine,
Speaker 1: Like the amount of smut books she gets through.
Speaker 4: A play on Halloween.
Speaker 1: But it's yes, yes, object romance follows two friends who
Speaker 1: tempt fate deliciously and end up having a legendary time
Speaker 1: with look urban legends.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Well it like like Kalapenno, kind of like Kalipo.
Speaker 1: No, it's like a dude with like a dick made
Speaker 1: of rock candy and ship.
Speaker 2: Whoa. It sounded like hollow and I was like, that
Speaker 2: doesn't sound fun.
Speaker 1: No like Halloween. Yeah, yeah, it's wild because I just
Speaker 1: remember it like the Headless Rider, like the Headless Dick.
Speaker 1: It's so wild. I like, I gotta find the excerpts.
Speaker 1: I'll send you some of the excerpts that my friend
Speaker 1: showed me that I was like, this is okay, Mine's.
Speaker 2: Not like so crazy. There's like one or two sex scenes.
Speaker 1: Any Sorry, I jumped like I jumped straight into the nonsense.
Speaker 2: I need to. I like the fantasy too, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. But if there's a hallow pen, why not?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: Or you read Fourth Wing? You know, like everybody else
Speaker 1: to what are you gonna do? That's your Okay, that's
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