WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Literally On Fire" Mail Bag 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:01.600 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:05.520 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:09.320 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:12.640 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:15.640 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:19.720 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:23.640 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:30.840 with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:36.839 In the air everyway, and welcome in to the extra crispy, 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:41.760 extra spicy Fifth Hour, every f and day here at 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:45.760 the Sweatshop, the audio sweatshop that we hang out at. Myself, 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:49.200 Big Ben, and my radio brother from a different mother, 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:51.839 Danny G Radio. You hear him with Covino and Rich 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:55.040 during the week. You hear me on the original recipe 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.800 Ben Mahler Show, which is going to be back later tonight. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:02.920 This the eighteenth day of August, this Sunday, Happy National 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:06.480 Faheata Day. I will put my fijetas up against anyone's 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.600 fihetas on the Mallard griddle. A lot of work to 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:14.000 make proper fihetas, but when done right, wonderful, absolutely wonderful. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:20.120 It is also bad Poetry Day. So celebrate appropriately. Isn't 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:25.440 all poetry bad poetry? Is that shot? Is that unacceptable? 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:29.880 Yeah, that's unacceptable because Tupac wrote a book of poems 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:33.759 and there's some poetry that's turned into some great music 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:34.520 over the years. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:40.800 Everything with you goes back to Tupac. It's always back 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:41.479 to Tupac. 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:42.920 It is are you're going to be. 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:46.120 Tupac again when Halloween comes around? Your wife retired that 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.600 Tupac mask, right, that was always your go to. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.080 Oh, she didn't have anything to do with that. Going away. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:55.960 Last Halloween, I couldn't find the mask because I wrap 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:58.440 it up and bubble wrap to protect it and hide 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.480 it in the garage, and Halloween I couldn't find where 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:01.880 I hit it. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:04.800 Okay, that was what happened. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.760 Do you ever do that where you want to keep 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:11.160 something safe so you hide it so well that you 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:11.920 can't find it. 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.239 Yes, And I have moved a couple times in the 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:19.840 last ten years, and it I still haven't found things. 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:23.280 There are things I remember packing up and making a 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.160 big deal about it so I wouldn't lose it. And 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:28.960 I need to find a treasure map to find it 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:30.280 because I don't know where it is. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:35.000 It's the worst effing feeling, because the whole reason you 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.520 go to such great lengths you don't want anything to 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:41.160 happen to it, and you wind up losing it. Yeah, 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.200 it sucks. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.160 Well, roses are red virus of blue, and I can 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:46.320 find stuff better than you. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.440 Is that I thought you were going to bumst out 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:52.959 a Tupac poem, the Rose that grew through the concrete. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.320 Well, I will tell you my favorite story with poetry 0:02:56.960 --> 0:03:00.920 does involve does involve Steve di Seger, And you know 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.880 that story. It's one of the all time great stories. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:06.760 I don't know, do we want to get into it here. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.959 But it involved a quick version. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:10.520 Yeah, I'll give you the quick version. So we had 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:14.400 this great caller, like the male Genie meant for Jimmy 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.640 Ray from Tampa Bay. Oh, I love that man, Rest 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:20.880 in piece, Jimmy Ray. So, Jimmy Ray died years ago, 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:25.120 and a friend of his emailed me and said, listen, 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.960 Jimmy loved your show. And you know he's really sick, 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.799 and he had an alcohol problem the last couple of 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.680 years of his life, and you know, you give this 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.280 a really wonderful message about how the show really kept 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:35.920 him going. He loved the show, and he was a 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.320 character on the show and made me feel really good. 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.720 And he said, you didn't know this about Jimmy, but 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.640 Jimmy liked to write little poems, and so we thought 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.600 it would be a great tribute if you could read 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:50.200 some of his poetry on the air as a tribute. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:52.880 So I'll give you the rest of the story in 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.560 a minute, as Paul Harty was saying, but I read 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:59.040 the poetry on the air, and I think Jimmy would 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.760 appreciate this. If there's if he's behind the pearly gates, 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.120 if there's an afterlife, and somehow hears about this. So 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:09.320 I read the poetry. Was it was absolutely horrible. It 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:10.840 was my God, was it bad? 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:11.080 Right? 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.320 But I knew that this was I knew this was 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.960 important to the friends of Jimmy Ray. So I read it. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:21.440 And in the middle of me, in the middle of 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:26.360 me reading the poetry, I was working with the great 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.679 Steve de Seger. I love to sega when my great 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:33.440 radio people, wonderful person. So in the middle list the 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:37.880 saga interrupts and he he does the old Broses are 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.760 read by this of blue. And I can write poetry 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.280 better than Jimmy Ray from Tampa Bay. Uh. Well, the 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.120 rest of the story is the reason the friends wanted 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.920 me to read the poetry is because they were recording 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.320 the show to play at Jimmy Ray's funeral. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:05:02.800 Oh, I don't feel bad now about that time we 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:06.960 got called to the principal's office for talking about Steve Disager. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:10.680 I don't know what you're talking about, but uh, Danny, 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:14.400 I I kept trying to sell. I was like, Steve, 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:16.720 you know, but I to say. He's like, in his defense, 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.480 he said, well, you didn't tell me that before. I 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:19.880 was like, well, I did, just I was kind of 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:21.320 why would. 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:21.520 I read this? 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:24.480 It's you know, it's like anyway. But uh, I can 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.159 only imagine what it must have been like at that 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.400 memorial service when they played. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.560 You think that anybody in the family was good at 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:32.479 editing audio? 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:34.560 Uh, I don't. 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:35.200 I don't know. 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:39.280 I just oh my god, it was that's my that's 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:40.479 bad poetry right there. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.840 That is uncle had one of the early versions of Adobe. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:49.880 Yeah, exactly, Oh, Danny, one of those I want to 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:52.760 get away moments, you know Southwest Airlines want to get away, 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:56.839 want to get far, far far away. Oh, before we 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.440 get into the mailbag. A programming note. I I said 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.640 last week, Hey, I'm back for the long haul. The company, though, 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:06.479 has other ideas. They have other ideas. So I will 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.159 be back tonight in the audio Dojo. I will be 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.320 on Tomorrow night, Monday into Tuesday on the Audio Dojo, 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:15.640 and then Tuesday and Wednesday I will not be on 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:18.719 because we are going to do a cross promotion. I 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.360 have been called in out of the bullpen the rare 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:25.240 and appropriate, rare and appropriate Maler fill in. I will 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:29.760 be working with my friend Rob Parker sound the Alarm. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.680 I'll be in the Chris Broussard chair, and that'll be 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:38.440 on Tuesday, so I will be in there much. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.240 Earlier, balling on a budget Brothers. 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:46.280 Yeah, Benny the brother Racist. What time is that is that? 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:49.120 What time is that show? Seven o'clock Eastern? I don't 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:49.440 even know. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.080 It comes on right after Covino and Rich. 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.800 Okay, so like seven to ten? Is that? Am I 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:57.159 correct on that? Seven to ten eastern, four to seven Pacific? 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:58.000 I think I'm right on that. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.480 Yeah, I think I'm right. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.640 So that'll be Tuesday. Robbie the Mark at three hours, 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:04.599 Robbie the Marina Fan is supposed to be in on 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.640 Monday hanging out with us. So yeah, this week and 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.479 then I'll be back the next day on the Overnight show. 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:14.280 So just one day cameo with Rob Parker, Rob Parker, 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:15.520 so that'll be. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:18.080 Coming to park Sports Radio logo on it. 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.640 And you're you hear the podcast. You're getting that. No 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.480 one else has it. I didn't announce that. I didn't 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.640 say that on the Overnight show. So you're getting that 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:25.640 because you're a pee wow. 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.200 And now are you coming into the studio? Are you 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.040 going to do this from your home studio. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:34.200 The remote studio? That's a game time decision. I do 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:36.920 not know, but I'm thinking about going in there. But 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:38.680 then I'm also thinking about, well, wait a minute, what's 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.120 the traffic situation and and all that. So we'll see. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.240 We'll see what the traffic is, and then if it's reasonable, 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:47.560 I might come in. If not, I'll just crank on 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.440 the remote studio and we'll be on our way. Let's 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:59.320 get to the mail bag. Ohio Wow, it's this mail 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:08.239 bag all right, thank you very much, the great Ohio. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:08.400 Al. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.440 These are actual letters by actual listeners who want to 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:14.760 send a question to the esteemed panel. On the fifth 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:16.840 Army and Danny g you can send that to Real 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:21.120 fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour at 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:25.480 gmail dot com. Alf from the Malard Militia headquarters. Right sin, 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.280 he says, is there any truth of the rumor Gagon 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:32.240 decided to update your computer during the Mailbag podcast recording 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:36.760 session from Las Vegas. That's right, Danny, we had a 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:44.880 podcast catastrophe that took place. Very unfortunate, Danny, very unfortunate. 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:48.720 Well, I wouldn't call it a catastrophe because I received 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:54.480 several messages saying listeners loved the great moments in Malor's 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:58.880 show history. In fact, in its entirety, I played the 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:03.080 Malor Mountain of Money where your boy from Fremont, California, 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:14.160 Andrew killed two people. As Carson Palmer, your natural hysterical 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:17.760 laugh is one of the best ever on radio, and 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:19.640 you were hysterically laughing. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.640 Yeah. I had another one of those moments this week, Nanny, 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.200 and I hope we can play that on the podcast here. So, 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:28.920 I don't know if you heard about He's probably didn't 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:30.800 because you're you know, you're working a different shift. But 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.640 Dick and Dayton calls up the last Hour. Now, the 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.679 great thing about dick. That sounds dirty. But the thing 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:39.560 that I enjoy about his calling the show the Dixter 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.720 is he doesn't listen to the show, but he loves 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.680 the show. It's fascinating. He loves being a character on 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.080 the show, but he does not like like actually listening 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:52.840 to the show. So we've been kicking around is Mallard 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:57.920 Meet and Greed? And in fact, on this podcast we 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:01.600 have been given an all offer to have a Mather 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:07.439 Meet and Greed in in Ohio. We've we've talked about 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:13.040 this and a gentleman and his his girlfriend this this 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:16.719 bar in Columbus. Zach has offered the hostess. He's like 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.280 a big shot there at the bar and it's a 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.960 it's a hockey bar for the Blue Jackets and they 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:27.880 do very well, and so it's it's really colose. He 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:31.679 offered to host it and nothing scheduled, but we were 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.440 like twenty twenty five fact, I told my wife this 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:38.040 was Jack contacted me before the Charleston Meet and Greed 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.920 and he's he's the guy that he told us the story. 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.600 But I remember he was sleeping and in the dark, 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:49.320 and he like he was walking around with naked and 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:52.880 his wife, sisters saw his twigging berries and all I 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:53.240 remember that. 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:55.520 I remember that, Yeah. 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.440 Yeah, quite quite the characters that I like this guy. 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.960 So he offered to host it, and I'm like, I'm in, Zach, 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.360 I want to do it. I just if football season's 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:05.599 very difficult to get to Ohio, so probably have to 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.720 do it either in the spring of twenty twenty five 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:11.079 or somewheer in the summer, depending on other things. So 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:12.400 we were talking about on the air, and I was like, 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:14.600 you know, we were kicking around after we were talking 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:16.200 about Vegas, like what should we do the next meet 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.600 and reading. In the course of the conversation, Ohio came up, 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:25.720 and so then Dick in Dayton's on around that time, 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:30.199 and Coop and some of the guys were like, I 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:31.559 don't know, what do you want to go to Ohio? 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:33.959 You know, there's nothing to really do in Ohio. So 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:35.559 I'm like, what are you talking about? There's stuff to 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.559 do in Ohio. I believe there's stuff to do everywhere. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.280 So I'm talking to Dick and date. I hope Zach 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:42.840 heard this. I don't know if here it. We're probably 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:46.760 hope we can play it again here Danny. So I 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:49.520 in my head. I said, Okay, Dick and Dayton loves Ohio. 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:51.600 He thinks of it like a country and that you 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:54.160 need a passport to leave Ohio. Like he never goes 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.959 anywhere other than Ohio. So he would be the perfect 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:00.880 guy to sing the praises and be part of the 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:05.840 marching and Chowder Society for Ohio. So I was like, Dick, 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:09.440 tell I forget exactly what I said, was like talk 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:13.000 about all the great things in Ohio. And at that 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:16.480 very moment, without missing a beat, Dick and Dayton, without pausing, 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.120 all right, have a good night or something like that, 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:24.480 he ends the call. It was it was hilarious, dying. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:29.880 It was so so wonderful. I want to we can 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.559 play that. He would be wonderful because it's one of 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:35.800 the great moments. I want to say, either Sunday or Monday, 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.120 the last hour of the show, in near the middle 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.480 part of the last hour, Dick and Dayton just just 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:43.280 just absolutely great. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:44.319 I will find that. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:49.000 Alf also says, I need to preface my second question 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:52.320 with an apology to Danny g Radio. Some high ranking 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.800 officials and the militia have questions regarding the total number 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:59.280 of your nicknames. So can we get a rundown of 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.800 your entire list of your nicknames and the total number 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.480 to celebrate your new affiliate. 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.720 Oh oh crap, Ben, you're breaking up just like you 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:09.520 did in Vegas. 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.960 No no, I think. I think we're good and we're 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.320 on now the FM dow the fan in Kansas City, 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.160 our newest affiliate, and in honor of that, I am 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.880 known as the spin breaking No no no, the spin 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:23.319 Master of misinformation, the banning broadcaster. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.560 This isn't that the number one station anymore? 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:25.800 Is it? 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.080 I've been called the Beethoven of BS, Tremussion of commentary, 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:33.280 the Chasm of sarcasm, the Czar of zany. They could 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:38.400 stop the Dark Knight, a weak night radio, Mogo of mischief, 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.880 Benny the brazen King of zaying moneyball Maller, Benny the bopper, 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:42.880 that's when I play baseball. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.520 No one has ever called you moneyball Mallard. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:49.880 Oh no, they have assaulted of insultant, the Shaman of Schotenfreude, 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:55.520 sensitive sniffer, jumping jack of wisecrack, insight of overnight medicine 0:13:55.559 --> 0:14:04.559 man Mallard. Wow, Oh my Neighbob of negativity, Sage of outrage, 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:09.559 the pinnacle of Cynical, the Prince of preposterous, Professor of propaganda. 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:13.880 His are hyperbole, the floating turd of the spoken word, 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:18.200 and the mad Hatter of sports chatter. Now that's only 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:19.080 half my nicknames. 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.440 Now that floating turd one is actually pretty good. You 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:21.760 like that? 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:23.880 The floating turd of the spoken word? Yeah, all right, 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.320 So I see you're approving, You're you're coming around. You're 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:27.200 warming up to that. 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:29.440 I don't think so. I liked one out of one hundred. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.280 Okay, well here, but wait, there's more. There's a weight, 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.240 there's more. Remember the guy were you with me? 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.800 I tell you what. Why don't we do the rest 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.040 of the nicknames on the six hour? No? 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.000 No, no, no? Were you with me when we tried 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.240 to get Rompo peel on? And then he? Were you 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.120 with me at that time? And then he blew? And 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.800 then he dropped dead? Anyway, but wait, there's more. 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.760 Uh are you saying we're all gonna drop dead for 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.000 hearing the names? 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:55.520 Well, eventually we will all drop it. A Baron of Baldadash, 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:59.480 big gall Bladder, Venice, the Menace, Captain knee Jerk, the 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:03.520 Duke of the north Woods, General of Degenerates, Tycoon of Tea's, 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:08.840 Master of Disaster, Hustler of filibuster, night Light of Nightlife, 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:15.520 Humbler of producers, Benny Brightside, Manatee of insanity, Marconi Maller. 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.280 I was impressed by the size, but I'm not gonna lie, Danny. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:23.320 That was a big cock moneyline. Mallard, masshole, mallar a 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.680 mass whole. Mickey gave me that nickname. Emissary of Embellishment, 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:31.440 weak Night, Windbag, Wizard of Wacky, Slayer of Naysayers, Grand 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:35.400 Goober of gab the Ola, Dark of Dark, Tower of 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:41.760 babbel On, honest to Donnis, Nocturnal Colonel, the Underdog of monologue, 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:46.280 and the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:49.760 You get away from me. Oh look at that, the 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:50.440 show's over. 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.040 Good night everybody. 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:54.720 Yeah that was brief. 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:59.120 Yeah, I lost track. I stopped counting alf so you'll 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.360 have to go back and play that back and count 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:05.760 how many they are. Barry in South Carolina and this 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:07.160 is the guy he used to live in Nashville. I 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:10.320 met Beret the Charleston meet and read. Very nice man, 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:15.400 he says, Yo yo Ma. Benny and Danny g was 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:20.360 away all last week in London, found the real Big Ben. Actually, 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:24.280 I found out that Big Ben is the bell which 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:27.520 you can't see. The tower that everyone refers to as 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:32.440 Big Ben is actually the Elizabeth Tower. There's a fun fact. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.000 It is a fun fact. Did you know that? 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.360 Never never even heard that I had not. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:41.560 That's good information and that proves what we talked about 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:45.440 the man that shot Liberty Balance Danny. When the legend 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:47.800 becomes the fact, you go with the legend. And the 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:50.840 legend is that building, for those of us around the world, 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.520 is Big Ben. The fact that it's actually the Elizabeth 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:57.480 Tower does not matter because for our purposes it is 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:00.960 Big Ben. That's the legend. It is become the fact. 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:04.680 And when the legend becomes the fact, you go with. 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:08.160 So. Yeah, like in the nineties when all my coworkers 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:11.040 spread a story about me banging some chick in the studio. 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.240 I'm not sure that happened or not, but it became 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:19.480 a fat And yeah, those those people, I hear from 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:22.399 them on Facebook sometimes and they're like, remember what you 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:26.040 did in the studio, And I was like, remember nothing 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:29.080 about what I did talking on the radio, only about 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:31.760 what they thought I did behind the scenes in a studio. 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.480 Yeah, And you'd also do it. Well, if it didn't happen, 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:38.960 it probably should happen. You know, it might not have happened, 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:42.280 but it probably should have happened. So whether it happened 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.760 or not, you know that year there was. 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:46.920 A blondie there, but I just gave her a tour 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:47.919 and then she left. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.400 Yeah it was plutonic or platonic or whatever. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.399 There you go. So it dropped off some bottled water. 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:59.080 Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket, right, that's the ticket. 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:02.760 What else? Barry also says I raised the question what 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:07.000 international city is on your most want to visit list? 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:10.280 Barry says, I highly recommend London was fabulous and the 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:16.960 museums are free and amazing. That sounds good. I really 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:21.800 had never wanted to go anywhere other than America, But 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:26.720 as I've gotten older, I'm like, I'm more. My wife 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:30.840 really wants to go to Italy and the Netherlands and whatnot, 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:33.720 so and she would like to do it the next 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:39.480 couple of years. So is there anywhere in particular? Not really. 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:43.040 Part of me wants to go to New Zealand because 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:45.040 I did radio there for a long time. I have 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:48.000 a friend Darcy walder Grave who's a big talk show 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:49.440 host in New Zealand. So it would be kind of 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:52.840 cool to hang out with Darcy and have him show 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:56.000 me around as a native of New Zealand. That would 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:58.040 be cool. But then I think, like, why would you 0:18:58.040 --> 0:18:59.800 fly all that time in New Zealand's probably just like 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:01.840 going into like Malibu or something, and I can drive 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:02.400 to Malibu. 0:19:02.680 --> 0:19:03.200 What are you doing? 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:07.040 You know and all that. But I've loved these malle 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:09.800 meet and greets. You know Dale, the guy, the great 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.640 listener Dale in South Carolina who put together the Charleston 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:16.040 Meet and greet. It was great meeting him, and I wondered, like, 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:17.760 could we get a meet and beat? Do we have 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.480 enough listeners? And you're in like London. We have a 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.440 fair amount of people that contact me from London. Cand 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:24.399 we have a meet and greeting. That'd be crazy to 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:26.199 do one in London. And but then it'd be just 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:27.960 nice to see other parts of the world, like Italy. 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:31.000 Although I don't think i'd like the authentic Italian food. 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:32.879 I like the American version of Italian food, so I 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:36.520 don't know that I like real Italian food, but it 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:40.480 may cool. My my wife's grandfather who passed away a 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:42.920 couple of years ago. It was named Luigi from from Italy. 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:45.960 Authentic Italian dude. It'd be kind of cool to see 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:47.920 where he grew up because we became friends near the 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:49.879 end of his life, and so that would be that 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:54.440 would be neat. So yeah, verry the food and how's 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:56.240 the food in line after the Food's not very good, 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:59.600 but I'd probably love it because it's my kind of food. 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:03.200 It's like, yeah, fish and I was just going to say, 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:05.920 you like chicken tenders, so I could see you eating 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:06.840 fish and chips. 0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:11.280 Yeah, probably, so probably, So Ozzie was speaking of international 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:14.200 Ozzie was right. Sin from Western Australia says my mate's 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:16.520 big men and Danny gees. Sorry, I have not interacted 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:19.480 with you guys for a bit. Still listening. Just super 0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:23.960 busy with work, doing thirteen hour days and home life, 0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:27.320 so let's get into it, says living where we do, 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:30.199 it's about an hour away from a big supermarket. We 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:35.440 do a monthly shop for groceries. Think about that. We 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:39.800 do get all of our meat like pork, lamb and 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:43.520 beef fresh from the farm. So we have two freezers 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:47.680 and three fridges and yes, one is a beer fridge. 0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:50.320 You got to live up to the Australian lifestyle. Ozzie 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:52.160 was all the way. You can't be called Ozzie Wash 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:54.560 if you don't have a refrigerator just filled with beer. 0:20:54.960 --> 0:20:57.959 You cannot have that. You can't have that name if 0:20:58.000 --> 0:21:01.000 you don't have that. He says, how many do you 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:04.040 guys have in the Malar Mansion and the Danny g Castle. 0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:10.000 So we actually have We have a few. We don't 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:13.480 need them. We have a freezer we got for long 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:17.800 term frozen meats and stuff, like one of those black 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:20.920