1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:01,600 Speaker 1: Kabbooms. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 8 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now. 9 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: In the air everyway, and welcome in to the extra crispy, 10 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: extra spicy Fifth Hour, every f and day here at 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: the Sweatshop, the audio sweatshop that we hang out at. Myself, 12 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 1: Big Ben, and my radio brother from a different mother, 13 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: Danny G Radio. You hear him with Covino and Rich 14 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: during the week. You hear me on the original recipe 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: Ben Mahler Show, which is going to be back later tonight. 16 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: This the eighteenth day of August, this Sunday, Happy National 17 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 1: Faheata Day. I will put my fijetas up against anyone's 18 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: fihetas on the Mallard griddle. A lot of work to 19 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: make proper fihetas, but when done right, wonderful, absolutely wonderful. 20 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: It is also bad Poetry Day. So celebrate appropriately. Isn't 21 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: all poetry bad poetry? Is that shot? Is that unacceptable? 22 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's unacceptable because Tupac wrote a book of poems 23 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,759 Speaker 3: and there's some poetry that's turned into some great music 24 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 3: over the years. 25 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: Everything with you goes back to Tupac. It's always back 26 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 1: to Tupac. 27 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 3: It is are you're going to be. 28 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: Tupac again when Halloween comes around? Your wife retired that 29 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: Tupac mask, right, that was always your go to. 30 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 3: Oh, she didn't have anything to do with that. Going away. 31 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 3: Last Halloween, I couldn't find the mask because I wrap 32 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 3: it up and bubble wrap to protect it and hide 33 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 3: it in the garage, and Halloween I couldn't find where 34 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 3: I hit it. 35 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: Okay, that was what happened. 36 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 3: Do you ever do that where you want to keep 37 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 3: something safe so you hide it so well that you 38 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 3: can't find it. 39 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,239 Speaker 1: Yes, And I have moved a couple times in the 40 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: last ten years, and it I still haven't found things. 41 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: There are things I remember packing up and making a 42 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: big deal about it so I wouldn't lose it. And 43 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: I need to find a treasure map to find it 44 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: because I don't know where it is. 45 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 3: It's the worst effing feeling, because the whole reason you 46 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 3: go to such great lengths you don't want anything to 47 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 3: happen to it, and you wind up losing it. Yeah, 48 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 3: it sucks. 49 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: Well, roses are red virus of blue, and I can 50 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: find stuff better than you. 51 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 3: Is that I thought you were going to bumst out 52 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 3: a Tupac poem, the Rose that grew through the concrete. 53 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: Well, I will tell you my favorite story with poetry 54 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 1: does involve does involve Steve di Seger, And you know 55 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: that story. It's one of the all time great stories. 56 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: I don't know, do we want to get into it here. 57 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,959 Speaker 3: But it involved a quick version. 58 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give you the quick version. So we had 59 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 1: this great caller, like the male Genie meant for Jimmy 60 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: Ray from Tampa Bay. Oh, I love that man, Rest 61 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: in piece, Jimmy Ray. So, Jimmy Ray died years ago, 62 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: and a friend of his emailed me and said, listen, 63 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: Jimmy loved your show. And you know he's really sick, 64 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 1: and he had an alcohol problem the last couple of 65 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: years of his life, and you know, you give this 66 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: a really wonderful message about how the show really kept 67 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: him going. He loved the show, and he was a 68 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: character on the show and made me feel really good. 69 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: And he said, you didn't know this about Jimmy, but 70 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: Jimmy liked to write little poems, and so we thought 71 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: it would be a great tribute if you could read 72 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: some of his poetry on the air as a tribute. 73 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: So I'll give you the rest of the story in 74 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: a minute, as Paul Harty was saying, but I read 75 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: the poetry on the air, and I think Jimmy would 76 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: appreciate this. If there's if he's behind the pearly gates, 77 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: if there's an afterlife, and somehow hears about this. So 78 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: I read the poetry. Was it was absolutely horrible. It 79 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: was my God, was it bad? 80 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 3: Right? 81 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: But I knew that this was I knew this was 82 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: important to the friends of Jimmy Ray. So I read it. 83 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: And in the middle of me, in the middle of 84 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: me reading the poetry, I was working with the great 85 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,679 Speaker 1: Steve de Seger. I love to sega when my great 86 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: radio people, wonderful person. So in the middle list the 87 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: saga interrupts and he he does the old Broses are 88 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: read by this of blue. And I can write poetry 89 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: better than Jimmy Ray from Tampa Bay. Uh. Well, the 90 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: rest of the story is the reason the friends wanted 91 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: me to read the poetry is because they were recording 92 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: the show to play at Jimmy Ray's funeral. 93 00:04:53,880 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 3: Oh, I don't feel bad now about that time we 94 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 3: got called to the principal's office for talking about Steve Disager. 95 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, but uh, Danny, 96 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: I I kept trying to sell. I was like, Steve, 97 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,720 Speaker 1: you know, but I to say. He's like, in his defense, 98 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 1: he said, well, you didn't tell me that before. I 99 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: was like, well, I did, just I was kind of 100 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: why would. 101 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 3: I read this? 102 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 1: It's you know, it's like anyway. But uh, I can 103 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,159 Speaker 1: only imagine what it must have been like at that 104 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: memorial service when they played. 105 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 3: You think that anybody in the family was good at 106 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 3: editing audio? 107 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: Uh, I don't. 108 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 3: I don't know. 109 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 1: I just oh my god, it was that's my that's 110 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,479 Speaker 1: bad poetry right there. 111 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 3: That is uncle had one of the early versions of Adobe. 112 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Oh, Danny, one of those I want to 113 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 1: get away moments, you know Southwest Airlines want to get away, 114 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 1: want to get far, far far away. Oh, before we 115 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: get into the mailbag. A programming note. I I said 116 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 1: last week, Hey, I'm back for the long haul. The company, though, 117 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 1: has other ideas. They have other ideas. So I will 118 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: be back tonight in the audio Dojo. I will be 119 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: on Tomorrow night, Monday into Tuesday on the Audio Dojo, 120 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: and then Tuesday and Wednesday I will not be on 121 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,719 Speaker 1: because we are going to do a cross promotion. I 122 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: have been called in out of the bullpen the rare 123 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: and appropriate, rare and appropriate Maler fill in. I will 124 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 1: be working with my friend Rob Parker sound the Alarm. 125 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 1: I'll be in the Chris Broussard chair, and that'll be 126 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: on Tuesday, so I will be in there much. 127 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 3: Earlier, balling on a budget Brothers. 128 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:46,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, Benny the brother Racist. What time is that is that? 129 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: What time is that show? Seven o'clock Eastern? I don't 130 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: even know. 131 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 3: It comes on right after Covino and Rich. 132 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: Okay, so like seven to ten? Is that? Am I 133 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 1: correct on that? Seven to ten eastern, four to seven Pacific? 134 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: I think I'm right on that. 135 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm right. 136 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: So that'll be Tuesday. Robbie the Mark at three hours, 137 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 1: Robbie the Marina Fan is supposed to be in on 138 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: Monday hanging out with us. So yeah, this week and 139 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,479 Speaker 1: then I'll be back the next day on the Overnight show. 140 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: So just one day cameo with Rob Parker, Rob Parker, 141 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: so that'll be. 142 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 3: Coming to park Sports Radio logo on it. 143 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,640 Speaker 1: And you're you hear the podcast. You're getting that. No 144 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: one else has it. I didn't announce that. I didn't 145 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: say that on the Overnight show. So you're getting that 146 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: because you're a pee wow. 147 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 3: And now are you coming into the studio? Are you 148 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 3: going to do this from your home studio. 149 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: The remote studio? That's a game time decision. I do 150 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: not know, but I'm thinking about going in there. But 151 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 1: then I'm also thinking about, well, wait a minute, what's 152 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: the traffic situation and and all that. So we'll see. 153 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 1: We'll see what the traffic is, and then if it's reasonable, 154 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: I might come in. If not, I'll just crank on 155 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 1: the remote studio and we'll be on our way. Let's 156 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: get to the mail bag. Ohio Wow, it's this mail 157 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:08,239 Speaker 1: bag all right, thank you very much, the great Ohio. 158 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 2: Al. 159 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: These are actual letters by actual listeners who want to 160 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 1: send a question to the esteemed panel. On the fifth 161 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: Army and Danny g you can send that to Real 162 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 1: fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour at 163 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Alf from the Malard Militia headquarters. Right sin, 164 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,280 Speaker 1: he says, is there any truth of the rumor Gagon 165 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: decided to update your computer during the Mailbag podcast recording 166 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: session from Las Vegas. That's right, Danny, we had a 167 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: podcast catastrophe that took place. Very unfortunate, Danny, very unfortunate. 168 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't call it a catastrophe because I received 169 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 3: several messages saying listeners loved the great moments in Malor's 170 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:58,880 Speaker 3: show history. In fact, in its entirety, I played the 171 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:03,080 Speaker 3: Malor Mountain of Money where your boy from Fremont, California, 172 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 3: Andrew killed two people. As Carson Palmer, your natural hysterical 173 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 3: laugh is one of the best ever on radio, and 174 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 3: you were hysterically laughing. 175 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. I had another one of those moments this week, Nanny, 176 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,200 Speaker 1: and I hope we can play that on the podcast here. So, 177 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard about He's probably didn't 178 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 1: because you're you know, you're working a different shift. But 179 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton calls up the last Hour. Now, the 180 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,679 Speaker 1: great thing about dick. That sounds dirty. But the thing 181 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,560 Speaker 1: that I enjoy about his calling the show the Dixter 182 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 1: is he doesn't listen to the show, but he loves 183 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,680 Speaker 1: the show. It's fascinating. He loves being a character on 184 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,080 Speaker 1: the show, but he does not like like actually listening 185 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,840 Speaker 1: to the show. So we've been kicking around is Mallard 186 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:57,920 Speaker 1: Meet and Greed? And in fact, on this podcast we 187 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 1: have been given an all offer to have a Mather 188 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:07,439 Speaker 1: Meet and Greed in in Ohio. We've we've talked about 189 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 1: this and a gentleman and his his girlfriend this this 190 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,719 Speaker 1: bar in Columbus. Zach has offered the hostess. He's like 191 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 1: a big shot there at the bar and it's a 192 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,960 Speaker 1: it's a hockey bar for the Blue Jackets and they 193 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:27,880 Speaker 1: do very well, and so it's it's really colose. He 194 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,679 Speaker 1: offered to host it and nothing scheduled, but we were 195 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:34,440 Speaker 1: like twenty twenty five fact, I told my wife this 196 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: was Jack contacted me before the Charleston Meet and Greed 197 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 1: and he's he's the guy that he told us the story. 198 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: But I remember he was sleeping and in the dark, 199 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:49,320 Speaker 1: and he like he was walking around with naked and 200 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 1: his wife, sisters saw his twigging berries and all I 201 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 1: remember that. 202 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 3: I remember that, Yeah. 203 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, quite quite the characters that I like this guy. 204 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,960 Speaker 1: So he offered to host it, and I'm like, I'm in, Zach, 205 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: I want to do it. I just if football season's 206 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,599 Speaker 1: very difficult to get to Ohio, so probably have to 207 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:07,720 Speaker 1: do it either in the spring of twenty twenty five 208 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,079 Speaker 1: or somewheer in the summer, depending on other things. So 209 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: we were talking about on the air, and I was like, 210 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: you know, we were kicking around after we were talking 211 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,200 Speaker 1: about Vegas, like what should we do the next meet 212 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,600 Speaker 1: and reading. In the course of the conversation, Ohio came up, 213 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:25,720 Speaker 1: and so then Dick in Dayton's on around that time, 214 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,199 Speaker 1: and Coop and some of the guys were like, I 215 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,559 Speaker 1: don't know, what do you want to go to Ohio? 216 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,959 Speaker 1: You know, there's nothing to really do in Ohio. So 217 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,559 Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking about? There's stuff to 218 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,559 Speaker 1: do in Ohio. I believe there's stuff to do everywhere. 219 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 1: So I'm talking to Dick and date. I hope Zach 220 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,840 Speaker 1: heard this. I don't know if here it. We're probably 221 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: hope we can play it again here Danny. So I 222 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,520 Speaker 1: in my head. I said, Okay, Dick and Dayton loves Ohio. 223 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 1: He thinks of it like a country and that you 224 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 1: need a passport to leave Ohio. Like he never goes 225 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,959 Speaker 1: anywhere other than Ohio. So he would be the perfect 226 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,880 Speaker 1: guy to sing the praises and be part of the 227 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:05,840 Speaker 1: marching and Chowder Society for Ohio. So I was like, Dick, 228 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,440 Speaker 1: tell I forget exactly what I said, was like talk 229 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 1: about all the great things in Ohio. And at that 230 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,480 Speaker 1: very moment, without missing a beat, Dick and Dayton, without pausing, 231 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: all right, have a good night or something like that, 232 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,480 Speaker 1: he ends the call. It was it was hilarious, dying. 233 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 1: It was so so wonderful. I want to we can 234 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,559 Speaker 1: play that. He would be wonderful because it's one of 235 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: the great moments. I want to say, either Sunday or Monday, 236 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: the last hour of the show, in near the middle 237 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 1: part of the last hour, Dick and Dayton just just 238 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: just absolutely great. 239 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,319 Speaker 3: I will find that. 240 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 1: Alf also says, I need to preface my second question 241 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,320 Speaker 1: with an apology to Danny g Radio. Some high ranking 242 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 1: officials and the militia have questions regarding the total number 243 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: of your nicknames. So can we get a rundown of 244 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 1: your entire list of your nicknames and the total number 245 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 1: to celebrate your new affiliate. 246 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,720 Speaker 3: Oh oh crap, Ben, you're breaking up just like you 247 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 3: did in Vegas. 248 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,960 Speaker 1: No no, I think. I think we're good and we're 249 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 1: on now the FM dow the fan in Kansas City, 250 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: our newest affiliate, and in honor of that, I am 251 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 1: known as the spin breaking No no no, the spin 252 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,319 Speaker 1: Master of misinformation, the banning broadcaster. 253 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,560 Speaker 3: This isn't that the number one station anymore? 254 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:25,800 Speaker 2: Is it? 255 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:29,080 Speaker 1: I've been called the Beethoven of BS, Tremussion of commentary, 256 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: the Chasm of sarcasm, the Czar of zany. They could 257 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: stop the Dark Knight, a weak night radio, Mogo of mischief, 258 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 1: Benny the brazen King of zaying moneyball Maller, Benny the bopper, 259 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 1: that's when I play baseball. 260 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 3: No one has ever called you moneyball Mallard. 261 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:49,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, they have assaulted of insultant, the Shaman of Schotenfreude, 262 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: sensitive sniffer, jumping jack of wisecrack, insight of overnight medicine 263 00:13:55,559 --> 00:14:04,559 Speaker 1: man Mallard. Wow, Oh my Neighbob of negativity, Sage of outrage, 264 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:09,559 Speaker 1: the pinnacle of Cynical, the Prince of preposterous, Professor of propaganda. 265 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,880 Speaker 1: His are hyperbole, the floating turd of the spoken word, 266 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,200 Speaker 1: and the mad Hatter of sports chatter. Now that's only 267 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 1: half my nicknames. 268 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 3: Now that floating turd one is actually pretty good. You 269 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 3: like that? 270 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 1: The floating turd of the spoken word? Yeah, all right, 271 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 1: So I see you're approving, You're you're coming around. You're 272 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 1: warming up to that. 273 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,440 Speaker 3: I don't think so. I liked one out of one hundred. 274 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 1: Okay, well here, but wait, there's more. There's a weight, 275 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,240 Speaker 1: there's more. Remember the guy were you with me? 276 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 3: I tell you what. Why don't we do the rest 277 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 3: of the nicknames on the six hour? No? 278 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 1: No, no, no? Were you with me when we tried 279 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,240 Speaker 1: to get Rompo peel on? And then he? Were you 280 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 1: with me at that time? And then he blew? And 281 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,800 Speaker 1: then he dropped dead? Anyway, but wait, there's more. 282 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,760 Speaker 3: Uh are you saying we're all gonna drop dead for 283 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,000 Speaker 3: hearing the names? 284 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: Well, eventually we will all drop it. A Baron of Baldadash, 285 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,480 Speaker 1: big gall Bladder, Venice, the Menace, Captain knee Jerk, the 286 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 1: Duke of the north Woods, General of Degenerates, Tycoon of Tea's, 287 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: Master of Disaster, Hustler of filibuster, night Light of Nightlife, 288 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 1: Humbler of producers, Benny Brightside, Manatee of insanity, Marconi Maller. 289 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: I was impressed by the size, but I'm not gonna lie, Danny. 290 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: That was a big cock moneyline. Mallard, masshole, mallar a 291 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 1: mass whole. Mickey gave me that nickname. Emissary of Embellishment, 292 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:31,440 Speaker 1: weak Night, Windbag, Wizard of Wacky, Slayer of Naysayers, Grand 293 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:35,400 Speaker 1: Goober of gab the Ola, Dark of Dark, Tower of 294 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:41,760 Speaker 1: babbel On, honest to Donnis, Nocturnal Colonel, the Underdog of monologue, 295 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 1: and the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope. 296 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 3: You get away from me. Oh look at that, the 297 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,440 Speaker 3: show's over. 298 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,040 Speaker 1: Good night everybody. 299 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,720 Speaker 3: Yeah that was brief. 300 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I lost track. I stopped counting alf so you'll 301 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,360 Speaker 1: have to go back and play that back and count 302 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: how many they are. Barry in South Carolina and this 303 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 1: is the guy he used to live in Nashville. I 304 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,320 Speaker 1: met Beret the Charleston meet and read. Very nice man, 305 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 1: he says, Yo yo Ma. Benny and Danny g was 306 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:20,360 Speaker 1: away all last week in London, found the real Big Ben. Actually, 307 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: I found out that Big Ben is the bell which 308 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 1: you can't see. The tower that everyone refers to as 309 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 1: Big Ben is actually the Elizabeth Tower. There's a fun fact. 310 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,000 Speaker 1: It is a fun fact. Did you know that? 311 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,360 Speaker 3: Never never even heard that I had not. 312 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:41,560 Speaker 1: That's good information and that proves what we talked about 313 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: the man that shot Liberty Balance Danny. When the legend 314 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,800 Speaker 1: becomes the fact, you go with the legend. And the 315 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,840 Speaker 1: legend is that building, for those of us around the world, 316 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 1: is Big Ben. The fact that it's actually the Elizabeth 317 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,480 Speaker 1: Tower does not matter because for our purposes it is 318 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 1: Big Ben. That's the legend. It is become the fact. 319 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,680 Speaker 1: And when the legend becomes the fact, you go with. 320 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 3: So. Yeah, like in the nineties when all my coworkers 321 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 3: spread a story about me banging some chick in the studio. 322 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 3: I'm not sure that happened or not, but it became 323 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 3: a fat And yeah, those those people, I hear from 324 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,399 Speaker 3: them on Facebook sometimes and they're like, remember what you 325 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 3: did in the studio, And I was like, remember nothing 326 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 3: about what I did talking on the radio, only about 327 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 3: what they thought I did behind the scenes in a studio. 328 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, And you'd also do it. Well, if it didn't happen, 329 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: it probably should happen. You know, it might not have happened, 330 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,280 Speaker 1: but it probably should have happened. So whether it happened 331 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 1: or not, you know that year there was. 332 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,920 Speaker 3: A blondie there, but I just gave her a tour 333 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:47,919 Speaker 3: and then she left. 334 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,400 Speaker 1: Yeah it was plutonic or platonic or whatever. 335 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 3: There you go. So it dropped off some bottled water. 336 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket, right, that's the ticket. 337 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 1: What else? Barry also says I raised the question what 338 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:07,000 Speaker 1: international city is on your most want to visit list? 339 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: Barry says, I highly recommend London was fabulous and the 340 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 1: museums are free and amazing. That sounds good. I really 341 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,800 Speaker 1: had never wanted to go anywhere other than America, But 342 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: as I've gotten older, I'm like, I'm more. My wife 343 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,840 Speaker 1: really wants to go to Italy and the Netherlands and whatnot, 344 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: so and she would like to do it the next 345 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:39,480 Speaker 1: couple of years. So is there anywhere in particular? Not really. 346 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: Part of me wants to go to New Zealand because 347 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,040 Speaker 1: I did radio there for a long time. I have 348 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:48,000 Speaker 1: a friend Darcy walder Grave who's a big talk show 349 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: host in New Zealand. So it would be kind of 350 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,840 Speaker 1: cool to hang out with Darcy and have him show 351 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,000 Speaker 1: me around as a native of New Zealand. That would 352 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,040 Speaker 1: be cool. But then I think, like, why would you 353 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: fly all that time in New Zealand's probably just like 354 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: going into like Malibu or something, and I can drive 355 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,400 Speaker 1: to Malibu. 356 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 3: What are you doing? 357 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 1: You know and all that. But I've loved these malle 358 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 1: meet and greets. You know Dale, the guy, the great 359 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,640 Speaker 1: listener Dale in South Carolina who put together the Charleston 360 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:16,040 Speaker 1: Meet and greet. It was great meeting him, and I wondered, like, 361 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,760 Speaker 1: could we get a meet and beat? Do we have 362 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 1: enough listeners? And you're in like London. We have a 363 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,440 Speaker 1: fair amount of people that contact me from London. Cand 364 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,399 Speaker 1: we have a meet and greeting. That'd be crazy to 365 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,199 Speaker 1: do one in London. And but then it'd be just 366 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 1: nice to see other parts of the world, like Italy. 367 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: Although I don't think i'd like the authentic Italian food. 368 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,879 Speaker 1: I like the American version of Italian food, so I 369 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: don't know that I like real Italian food, but it 370 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: may cool. My my wife's grandfather who passed away a 371 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,920 Speaker 1: couple of years ago. It was named Luigi from from Italy. 372 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 1: Authentic Italian dude. It'd be kind of cool to see 373 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,920 Speaker 1: where he grew up because we became friends near the 374 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 1: end of his life, and so that would be that 375 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:54,440 Speaker 1: would be neat. So yeah, verry the food and how's 376 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 1: the food in line after the Food's not very good, 377 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 1: but I'd probably love it because it's my kind of food. 378 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,200 Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, fish and I was just going to say, 379 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,920 Speaker 3: you like chicken tenders, so I could see you eating 380 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 3: fish and chips. 381 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, probably, so probably, So Ozzie was speaking of international 382 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 1: Ozzie was right. Sin from Western Australia says my mate's 383 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 1: big men and Danny gees. Sorry, I have not interacted 384 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,480 Speaker 1: with you guys for a bit. Still listening. Just super 385 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: busy with work, doing thirteen hour days and home life, 386 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 1: so let's get into it, says living where we do, 387 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,199 Speaker 1: it's about an hour away from a big supermarket. We 388 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:35,440 Speaker 1: do a monthly shop for groceries. Think about that. We 389 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 1: do get all of our meat like pork, lamb and 390 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: beef fresh from the farm. So we have two freezers 391 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,680 Speaker 1: and three fridges and yes, one is a beer fridge. 392 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,320 Speaker 1: You got to live up to the Australian lifestyle. Ozzie 393 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 1: was all the way. You can't be called Ozzie Wash 394 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,560 Speaker 1: if you don't have a refrigerator just filled with beer. 395 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,959 Speaker 1: You cannot have that. You can't have that name if 396 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Speaker 1: you don't have that. He says, how many do you 397 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,040 Speaker 1: guys have in the Malar Mansion and the Danny g Castle. 398 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: So we actually have We have a few. We don't 399 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 1: need them. We have a freezer we got for long 400 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 1: term frozen meats and stuff, like one of those black 401 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: you know, the small freezers that you can get. You 402 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,400 Speaker 1: uould be able to get them for like one hundred bucks. 403 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,719 Speaker 1: Now they're probably two hundred bucks. 404 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:24,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, one of those. 405 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,400 Speaker 1: We have a refrigerator, and then when my father passed away, 406 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:33,919 Speaker 1: we inherited his refrigerator. So we have three, well two refrigerators, 407 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 1: and then that's like a combo with the freezer, and 408 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 1: then we have one just freezer. But yeah, we have three. 409 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,760 Speaker 1: What about you, Danny? 410 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,880 Speaker 3: So my eight oh five beer is in the fridge 411 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 3: downstairs in the garage that is like the flow over 412 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,840 Speaker 3: freezer slash fridge. The older refrigerator and then the new 413 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,879 Speaker 3: refrigerator is in the kitchen. Okay, so you got a 414 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 3: couple may sure too that because I'm not fancy like 415 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,399 Speaker 3: you with your ice cube machine or ice maker. 416 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 1: Gotta get it. 417 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,160 Speaker 3: The one thing from your mansion I was most jealous 418 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,200 Speaker 3: of was your ice machine. This new fridge we got 419 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 3: has an ice maker, which is nice, but it's no 420 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 3: Sonic and Chick fil A. 421 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,640 Speaker 1: You have that in the kitchen, Yeah, it's It is 422 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,080 Speaker 1: one of the great things in life. It's one of 423 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:20,919 Speaker 1: the little joys in life you should get. They're not 424 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: that expense if you use it all the time. I 425 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,440 Speaker 1: use that thing. I love ice water, so I'm drinking water. 426 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,119 Speaker 1: I don't eat a lot, so I drink the water. 427 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,560 Speaker 1: I'm all about the water. But it's pretty pretty cool. 428 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,320 Speaker 1: Ozzy Was also says, ps, do you still want a 429 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,200 Speaker 1: pig to go head to head with Poppy or is 430 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: he calls him Poopy? I can probably arrange that, yeah, 431 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,960 Speaker 1: Ozzy Was. If you're willing to commit, it's a long commitment. 432 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,760 Speaker 1: It's a twenty twenty weeks of NFL football, actually longer 433 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: than that with the playoffs and all. But if you're 434 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 1: down for it, we can set that up. We have 435 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: to come up with a creative name. Ozzie was his 436 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,479 Speaker 1: pig and Poppy. Yeah, absolutely, if you're serious about that, 437 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,879 Speaker 1: let us know. It sounds like you're letting us know, 438 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,200 Speaker 1: Ben and Danny. This one comes from Reggie from Detroit, 439 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,600 Speaker 1: says Ben. What was the fallout from the Pizzagate scandal 440 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,920 Speaker 1: on the show? Did Coop really eat pizza and leave 441 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 1: the studio during the show or was that a bit 442 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:24,440 Speaker 1: that's from Reggie. Reggie, first of all, your airport is insane. 443 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 1: There We talked about that running through the Detroit airport 444 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:33,040 Speaker 1: this weekend. But yes, we had a Pizzagate scandal, not 445 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:37,480 Speaker 1: like the one in DC. So we time shifted Mallard 446 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,679 Speaker 1: of the third degree, Danny, and I'm not making this up. 447 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,399 Speaker 1: We didn't do this as a bit, it was it 448 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,120 Speaker 1: happened organically. So the way it works when you time 449 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 1: shift Mallard of the third degree for ratings purposes, you 450 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 1: probably know this Reggie from being a listener. So we 451 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,800 Speaker 1: shifted to after the monologue the following out. So I 452 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,600 Speaker 1: will finish the monologue. I will then toss to the 453 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 1: third degree. I will and be asked a series of 454 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 1: questions by Coopoloo that's how we do it. So I 455 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,399 Speaker 1: finished the monologue. I've got these bright lights on me 456 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: because they're recording the show for YouTube. I'm a YouTuber influencer, so, 457 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,480 Speaker 1: you know, with the monologue and I just you know, 458 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,840 Speaker 1: muscle memory, I'm like, all right, let's get the mallet 459 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,200 Speaker 1: of the third degree with the kopoloo and the open plays. 460 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,639 Speaker 1: And I look over to the producer's station in the 461 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:30,280 Speaker 1: other room across the glass and there's no one there. 462 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,239 Speaker 1: It's it's it's just a chair. And then I look 463 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,719 Speaker 1: over the rain as standing where she's supposed to be, 464 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:42,440 Speaker 1: and there's there's no coup And I'm like, Okay, did 465 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,200 Speaker 1: he have a heart attack. Maybe he's on the floor. 466 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,560 Speaker 3: What happened? 467 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,960 Speaker 1: And I think you heard what happened? Reggie Coop had 468 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:54,480 Speaker 1: left because he was heating up some pizza. He wanted 469 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:59,160 Speaker 1: to get the pizza, and uh, I guess an extra 470 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,159 Speaker 1: two minutes would have ruined the pizza. That's it. My 471 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,680 Speaker 1: favorite part of this is his response when I said, 472 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,119 Speaker 1: you know, Coop, you maybe should have just left the 473 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 1: pizza in and done the bit, but I want to 474 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:15,920 Speaker 1: mount it. And he said, Danny, he deadpanned, it would 475 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,359 Speaker 1: have burned. 476 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 3: It said when if you have taken your fire compliance, 477 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 3: your safety compliance online for our building, you would know 478 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 3: that They tell us we have to stand there with 479 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 3: our microwave or meal in the toaster oven, whatever we're 480 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,480 Speaker 3: doing in that big, bad blue kitchen. It says that 481 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,879 Speaker 3: you should not ever leave your food unattended while it's cooking. 482 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, that training did. Now when did you tell I 483 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,560 Speaker 1: just took it like the other. 484 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 3: Day, like three days ago. 485 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,120 Speaker 1: This is should I should I say the quiet part 486 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,640 Speaker 1: out loud? Should I say the quiet part out loud? 487 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 3: Or should I no? Do it? Do it? 488 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,000 Speaker 1: Management doesn't listen to this podcas yes, right. So the 489 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 1: way the training is, they have like an eight or 490 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: a nine minute video and then they have a quiz 491 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 1: and you have to get one hundred percent right to 492 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:13,440 Speaker 1: pass the quiz. But I hope you realize what I realized. 493 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,960 Speaker 1: All of these quizzes are for liability. The only reason 494 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,520 Speaker 1: they do that is because you know, if the building 495 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,560 Speaker 1: burns up and we die, you can't sue us because 496 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 1: you took training and you did the wrong thing, and 497 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,040 Speaker 1: you know it's on you. You're responsible. But I know 498 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:31,000 Speaker 1: why they do so knowing that, and then I realized 499 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,520 Speaker 1: after the first video, which took eight minutes or whatever 500 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,440 Speaker 1: it is, to play about what they do during an earthquake. 501 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:41,440 Speaker 1: The next chapter of the training, I didn't watch the video. 502 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 1: I just went to the quiz because ninety five percent 503 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,320 Speaker 1: of the questions are just obvious, you know what I mean, Dan, 504 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,920 Speaker 1: It's just common sense. I know common sense isn't common, 505 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 1: but it's just common sense answers. And I got on 506 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,919 Speaker 1: the quiz. I got all all of them right except 507 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,680 Speaker 1: for two. But here's the thing. They told you which 508 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,600 Speaker 1: ones you got wrong, So then you just go back 509 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,920 Speaker 1: and you correct those two and then you're good. And 510 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,720 Speaker 1: so yeah, I didn't I didn't watch any of the 511 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,480 Speaker 1: videos other than the first one, and I got all 512 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,679 Speaker 1: of the quizzes one hundred percent, So. 513 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, well you didn't do bad. Then I half watched 514 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,200 Speaker 3: and I only got one incorrect. But you're right. It 515 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,520 Speaker 3: self corrects tells you you have to go back and 516 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,640 Speaker 3: do it over again, but you just repeat all your 517 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 3: same answers and fix the one you boo booed on. 518 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're fine. So what's the point again, It's 519 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,320 Speaker 1: just for liability, that's why they do it. Wayne from 520 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,639 Speaker 1: Cansauh City Rights and he says, Ben, your show is 521 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,800 Speaker 1: now on ninety six point five FM, the Fan in 522 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: Can's I think I did I say that. 523 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:47,639 Speaker 3: I think. 524 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,560 Speaker 1: This whole weekend's a blur. Anyway, when he says you're 525 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 1: on the You're now on ninety six point five the 526 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,919 Speaker 1: Fan in Kansas City rather than six ten sports. It 527 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,119 Speaker 1: is the home of the Royals and the Chiefs. Is 528 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: this a game changer, it says Winn No. I mean 529 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 1: it's you know, it's a game changer. It's a game 530 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,679 Speaker 1: changer for my my friend Bob Fesco, who does the 531 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 1: morning show, because I said this, I was the first 532 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,240 Speaker 1: guest on ninety six point five FM the Fan there 533 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 1: in Kansas City, which was cool on his morning show. 534 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,359 Speaker 1: It's a much bigger deal when you're on FM as 535 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 1: opposed to AM, and so that's really cool. It doesn't 536 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,240 Speaker 1: change our show because we do the same show whether 537 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,800 Speaker 1: we're on AM or FM, or we get covered up 538 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,879 Speaker 1: because of the Royals or the Chiefs or Kansas or 539 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,360 Speaker 1: Missouri or whoever's on there. So yeah, it's good for them, 540 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,080 Speaker 1: but I don't know game changer. I hope the station 541 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,280 Speaker 1: does very well. I have some friends that work there, 542 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,240 Speaker 1: and yeah, for us, it doesn't really change much other 543 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,160 Speaker 1: than hopefully we have more people that can hear the show. 544 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,200 Speaker 1: In the Kansas City market, there are more people listen 545 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,240 Speaker 1: to FM than AM. But a lot of this these days, 546 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,800 Speaker 1: Danny is based on streaming anywhere. They'll spend some more 547 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 1: money because it's a new branded station. So I would 548 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,160 Speaker 1: imagine the people over at Odyssey who own that station 549 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: will end up spending more money for billboards and things 550 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: like that, which will trickle down, as Ronald Reagan taught us, 551 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,880 Speaker 1: trickle down economics, and then we'll benefit from some of that. 552 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 1: Mike and Fullerton rights and he says, how do you do? Ben? 553 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 1: And Danny g He says, Ben, if you're looking for 554 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:26,400 Speaker 1: good barbecue in the area, head over to Fullerton. Mike 555 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,239 Speaker 1: and Bulletin says, over the past five years, more than 556 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,920 Speaker 1: thirty new restaurants and bars have opened in Fullerton's so 557 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 1: Co district. It's been dubbed Bourbon Street West. You ever 558 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,600 Speaker 1: heard that, Danny, Bourbon Street West isn't Fullerton now, he said, 559 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: OC Weekly called it Bourbon Street West. I'm sure you'll 560 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,720 Speaker 1: find what you're looking for there. Notice that Mike did 561 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,080 Speaker 1: not do the legwork to try to find a restaurant 562 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 1: that serves barbecue. He just said just to go there. 563 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 1: And then here's the question, he says, And if you 564 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 1: want to play miniature golf, you don't need to drive 565 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 1: all the way to Myrtle Beach. We've got that here too. 566 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,560 Speaker 1: Just go to Camelot Golf Land in Fullerton's sister city, Anaheim. 567 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 1: You're welcome, And he says, do you guys been and 568 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:17,200 Speaker 1: Danny enjoy playing golf or miniature golf more? I haven't 569 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 1: done either in a long time. I feel more grown 570 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,080 Speaker 1: up playing golf, but I have more fun playing miniature golf. 571 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Yeah? 572 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 3: Did you hear about the new place called Swingers that's 573 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 3: opening at Mandalay Bay in Vegas? 574 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:30,840 Speaker 1: No. 575 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:37,480 Speaker 3: Three stories, forty thousand square feet, thirty six holes, and 576 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,200 Speaker 3: there's going to be bars. It's adults only. It is 577 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 3: like miniature golf on steroids. It's going to open in November. 578 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: Nice. Where did they put was that behind Mandalay Bay 579 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 1: where they. 580 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 3: I don't know it did not say that in the article. 581 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,120 Speaker 1: That's cool. Oh, I didn't get to this in Foody Fun. 582 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: But this will be something that only you and I 583 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 1: will appreciate. Remember that famous Arby's that closed in Hollywood. 584 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,200 Speaker 1: I used to go there when I lived in Hollywood, 585 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:11,720 Speaker 1: the iconic Arby's on it Hollywood Boulevard there. So it closed, 586 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 1: and it has reopened as LA's first drive through pizza place. 587 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,720 Speaker 3: Drive through pizza. Yeah, that's a good idea. 588 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,640 Speaker 1: Actually, it is a good idea, right. And I looked 589 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,280 Speaker 1: at this place and it looks like the food is 590 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,440 Speaker 1: absolutely as the kids say on fire. It just looks 591 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,200 Speaker 1: really good. So next time I'm in Hollywood, I told 592 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,479 Speaker 1: the wife, I said, we got to go. It's called 593 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,520 Speaker 1: Prince Street Pizza. I've not been there, but these mazzarella sticks. 594 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,120 Speaker 1: If anybody listening in LA has been there, they have 595 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 1: smoked mozzarella sticks. And it's in that old Arby's. They 596 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,640 Speaker 1: still have the Arby's sign in front. But it's called 597 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 1: Prince Street Pizza and it looks just freaking awesome, just 598 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,440 Speaker 1: freaking awesome. Dummy, I will do a few more Mike 599 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:06,120 Speaker 1: in Northern Wisconsin, says Ben and Danny. Ben, how ups everyone. 600 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: Everyone wants to ask about the drama on the show. 601 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,520 Speaker 1: We had a Pizzagate question. This one's from from Mike. 602 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:15,080 Speaker 1: He says, how upset you get when the sound doesn't 603 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 1: get played during your monologue? He said, listening, it sounded 604 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,880 Speaker 1: like your your head was ready to explode. That's from 605 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 1: Mike in Wisconsin. Yeah, I get, I get, I get 606 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,920 Speaker 1: a upset. There's very little I can't control. You know, Danny, 607 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,000 Speaker 1: you work with me. You know I'm a bit of 608 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Speaker 1: a control freak, right, you know that. But you know 609 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 1: I like to be in control. I like to be 610 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 1: in the driver's seat as much as I can, and 611 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,960 Speaker 1: not to get too much into how we make the 612 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:50,600 Speaker 1: hot dogs. However, there's a cadence. I spent a lot 613 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,320 Speaker 1: of my time getting ready for the show. I spent 614 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 1: hours trying to find things I think are interesting enough 615 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,480 Speaker 1: to put in a monologue, then try to form ideas 616 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: and put bullet points down for the monologue. I'm always 617 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,920 Speaker 1: trying to come up with different ideas for segments that 618 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,560 Speaker 1: we can talk about on the show. So it's a 619 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,160 Speaker 1: lot of my day. It's my life's work. I am 620 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 1: such a radio loser. I even find the sound. A 621 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: lot of people don't realize this. I'm the one that 622 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 1: finds Coop doesn't do any of that I find all 623 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,760 Speaker 1: the sound that we plan on the show, and that's it. 624 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,520 Speaker 1: I mean, there are many reasons for that. I don't 625 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,080 Speaker 1: want to get into that here, but I have to 626 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 1: find the sound. Normally in big market radio, that's not 627 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,840 Speaker 1: how it works, but I have to do it, so 628 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,560 Speaker 1: fine whatever. You know, most shows it's not like that, 629 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,880 Speaker 1: but that's what I have to do. So to do 630 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:38,000 Speaker 1: all the legwork to you know, it's my job, but 631 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,840 Speaker 1: to get ready for the show to in my head 632 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,200 Speaker 1: say all right, I'm gonna go from I have a 633 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,640 Speaker 1: point I want to make and then I'm going to 634 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,360 Speaker 1: play off this audio and the key to the monologue 635 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,800 Speaker 1: is the audio, and then I'm going to react to 636 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 1: the audio and that that's how we're going to do it. 637 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,520 Speaker 1: And I'm going to craft It's like a craftsman, crafting, 638 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,680 Speaker 1: crafting the money monologue. And in my head it just 639 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 1: plays out perfectly. And yeah, Mike, I was. I was 640 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,920 Speaker 1: pretty upset because I had some sound that I needed 641 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,640 Speaker 1: and I had sent it to Coop, you know, so 642 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,840 Speaker 1: i'd do the legwork. All he has to do is 643 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,799 Speaker 1: give the number to Loraina and then she plays the 644 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,480 Speaker 1: audio and that's how it works. And I tossed to 645 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,840 Speaker 1: the audio. I thought it was pretty good toss. I 646 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,640 Speaker 1: thought I nailed the toss. And I don't hear it, 647 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:29,359 Speaker 1: and I'm on camera and I look over and to 648 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,600 Speaker 1: my right, in my peripheral vision, I see Lorena, I 649 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 1: see Coop and Eddie had walked over from his his booth, 650 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,359 Speaker 1: and they're having a really good conversation. I mean, they 651 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,760 Speaker 1: seem like they were really enjoying whatever they were talking about. 652 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,279 Speaker 1: And I felt kind of rude interrupting what they were 653 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,640 Speaker 1: doing because it seemed like they were really enjoying it. 654 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,319 Speaker 1: But then I was like, wait a minute, didn't I 655 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,000 Speaker 1: just throw to a SoundBite and they're talking, they're playing 656 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,520 Speaker 1: grab ass, and so yeah, I got a little I 657 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,200 Speaker 1: got a little upset. 658 00:34:59,239 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 3: Danny. 659 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,600 Speaker 1: I apologize, you know, heat of the moment, right, Danny, 660 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,240 Speaker 1: you know these. 661 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,600 Speaker 3: Things, did you call them some names on the air. 662 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 1: Might have said a few mean things, you know, I 663 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,319 Speaker 1: might have might have stormed out after the show, and uh, 664 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,680 Speaker 1: you know, so I didn't say anything I would regret 665 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,320 Speaker 1: that would be involved in hr. 666 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,120 Speaker 3: Lebron Mallard, Oh me. 667 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,239 Speaker 1: Oh no, not at all, not at all. I took 668 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,839 Speaker 1: my purse and I walked off, and I said that's it. 669 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:32,200 Speaker 1: And yeah, so anyway, thank you, thank you, Mike, I Reagie. 670 00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,480 Speaker 1: Also thank you for bringing up all all the weak moments. 671 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,359 Speaker 3: On the show. Thank you for making Ben relive all 672 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,359 Speaker 3: of the tragic. 673 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:46,160 Speaker 1: Moments PTSD from some of these moments. That's quite the story. Anyway. 674 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,759 Speaker 1: A couple more quotes Mike and San Diego says, Hey, 675 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 1: Ben and Danny, Ben, when you worked in San Diego, 676 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,720 Speaker 1: do you ever get a chance to meet Ted Lightner 677 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:58,200 Speaker 1: and the Colonel Jerry Coleman. Yes, I didn't. I was 678 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,439 Speaker 1: around Jerry Coleman actually more then Ted Lightner, Teddy Ball Game. 679 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,399 Speaker 1: I worked for Hacksaw. Ted Lightner was doing an afternoon show. 680 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,160 Speaker 1: He was a rival of Hacksaw and Ted was on 681 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,439 Speaker 1: I think Channel eight in San Diego is the sports guy. 682 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,319 Speaker 1: And I always liked Ted because he was a bullshit guy, 683 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,799 Speaker 1: like I thought, you know, I he is the East 684 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,839 Speaker 1: Coast guy, but I liked his style and he'd say 685 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,400 Speaker 1: my podres and all that. But I was around Jerry Coleman, 686 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,160 Speaker 1: the Colonel many more times. I have some great stories. 687 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,360 Speaker 1: We don't have time to get to them now, but 688 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,239 Speaker 1: there's a story with Jerry Coleman when he was doing 689 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,080 Speaker 1: CBS Radio sports play by play. That is one of 690 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,640 Speaker 1: my top five all time stories in the business and 691 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,520 Speaker 1: involves Jerry Coleman and Jerry couldn't been cool one of 692 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,640 Speaker 1: the old guys at the mighty sixth ninety. Dave Marcus 693 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,560 Speaker 1: is the radio engineer for the San Diego Padres and 694 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,399 Speaker 1: has traveled with the Podreys for like thirty five years 695 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,560 Speaker 1: or something like that, and probably not that one about 696 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,359 Speaker 1: thirty years. And when he used to go to games 697 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,120 Speaker 1: all the time, I'd go out and hang out with 698 00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,319 Speaker 1: Dave and sometimes I'd be in the Podres booth. And 699 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,440 Speaker 1: Jerry Coleman could not have been nicer played for the 700 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,520 Speaker 1: New York Yankees back when it matted to play for 701 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,160 Speaker 1: the New York Yankees. And he saw a thing or 702 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,919 Speaker 1: two in his life. And you can hang a star 703 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,640 Speaker 1: on that one, baby, Jerry Coleman. But yeah, I have 704 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,520 Speaker 1: fond memories of that. And also Ted Light. Ted was 705 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,560 Speaker 1: a legend in San Diego too, voice of the He 706 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,640 Speaker 1: was what's the Padres as well, and also San Diego State. 707 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,239 Speaker 1: All right, last one wild Man of Morgan Town. He says, 708 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,200 Speaker 1: Ben and Danny g I was in the Navy for 709 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 1: twenty two years. When I was in boot camp, I 710 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,439 Speaker 1: remember getting leg cramps at night, and all I could 711 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,759 Speaker 1: do was extend my legs and hold it until it 712 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,360 Speaker 1: went away. Later, I was told to keep yellow mustard 713 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 1: packets close by if I ever got a cramp, it 714 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,440 Speaker 1: would bring relief. Is there anything to that? Do you 715 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,520 Speaker 1: guys like mustard? 716 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:42,800 Speaker 3: Okay? 717 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 1: Now do you run My question to you a while, man, 718 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,040 Speaker 1: is do you rub? I've not heard of this. Do 719 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,960 Speaker 1: you rub the mustard on your leg? Or do you 720 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 1: eat the mustard? I've not heard about that, so I 721 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,239 Speaker 1: can't answer the question. Do I like I don't like 722 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,360 Speaker 1: mustard as a grown up, I'll eat it on a 723 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,840 Speaker 1: hot dog. I'll do ketchup mustard. Ketchup mustard one of 724 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,239 Speaker 1: my costco so I'll eat it like that. 725 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 3: I looked it up for you. Says there isn't much 726 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,120 Speaker 3: scientific evidence that eating mustard can help prevent or treat 727 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,399 Speaker 3: leg cramps, but some people claim that it can. 728 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,880 Speaker 1: Well some people. That's weasel termino. That's enough, we have 729 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,000 Speaker 1: other Listen to me. I didn't get your question. Send 730 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,839 Speaker 1: it in resubmitted for next week. Hopefully we'll have time 731 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,840 Speaker 1: next week a real fifth hour at. 732 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,800 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go rub some gray poupon on my ass. 733 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,480 Speaker 1: Right, you're tushy, I might sting a little bit, all right, Danny, 734 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,719 Speaker 1: thank you. Been a fun weekend and good luck with 735 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,799 Speaker 1: the week here. Any changes I mentioned I'm with Rob 736 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,040 Speaker 1: Parker on Tuesday this week? Are you doing the normal 737 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,320 Speaker 1: strow with Cavino and Rich Any changes this week? 738 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,280 Speaker 3: We are back to our regular programming in the afternoon 739 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,360 Speaker 3: slash early evening. 740 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,239 Speaker 1: All right, very good. I have a wonderful rest of 741 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,680 Speaker 1: your Sunday. I'll be on tonight, back in the audio 742 00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,560 Speaker 1: dojo full week, and I'll just be on a little 743 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,879 Speaker 1: different time on Tuesday. But we'll talk to you then. 744 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,480 Speaker 3: A Plasta got a murder. I gotta go.