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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's going green this.

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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving, encouraging you not to throw out your old turkey carcass.

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Speaker 2: Instead watch a quick YouTube video on how to turn

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Speaker 2: that bird and do a cat house for your feline friend.

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Speaker 3: Lets people go with a turkey stock.

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Speaker 1: But okay, yeah, that's right. It's green and it's laser stories.

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Speaker 2: It's said you read weird news stories around the globe

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Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

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Speaker 2: and there's other gobble gazebos just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Youngstown, Ohio.

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Speaker 2: A thirty two year old man named Jermaine Young went

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Speaker 2: to a Denny's recently and asked a server about the

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Speaker 2: law enforcement discount. Oh, slashed a detective badge and got

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Speaker 2: his bill reduced.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, I used to work at Denny's. I don't remember that.

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Speaker 3: That must be a new thing.

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Speaker 1: Or maybe it's new. Yeah, I haven't worked a long time.

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Speaker 1: And then he left two twenties on the table and

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Speaker 1: walked out. That's great.

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Speaker 2: The employees later discovered that the bills Germaine left were counterfeit.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and they called the cops.

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Speaker 3: And then he answered the cops he well, They looked

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Speaker 3: into it and determined the money was indeed fake and

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Speaker 3: that Germane was actually not.

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Speaker 1: Employed as a cop.

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Speaker 2: In fact, one of the waiters at Denny's fell for

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Speaker 2: his fake badge, which was purchased at a local ninety

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Speaker 2: nine cent store.

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Speaker 1: I mean, why go to all that trouble just to

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Speaker 1: din and dash? Do you know what law enforcement?

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Speaker 2: Yes, but nine cent stores selling pretty realistic looking police badges.

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Speaker 1: Let's give them some credit.

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Speaker 3: Watch out for all the five year olds out there

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Speaker 3: that maybe flashing a badge toward you, so very realistic.

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Speaker 2: Cops tracked Jermaine down and he's now facing multiple charges.

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Speaker 2: Detectives were unclear why he asked for the discount when

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Speaker 2: he was paying with counterfeit money.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, great question. Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 2: But once in custody, Remain told him he was running

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Speaker 2: low on his fake cash stash.

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Speaker 1: You have to save money somewhere, even fake cash, you

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Speaker 1: run out of that. I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 1: This economy, I'll tell you. Yeah. This next laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Massachusetts.

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Speaker 2: If anyone mentions the children's book Goodnight Moon, the image

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Speaker 2: of the great Green Room immediately comes to mind for

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Speaker 2: most people. And now you can officially sleep inside that

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Speaker 2: iconic space because the Sheraton Boston Hotel teamed up with

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Speaker 2: the estates of good Night Moon So Cute to recreate

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Speaker 2: the nineteen forty seven picture book classic.

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Speaker 1: To a t dude, it's wild.

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Speaker 3: It looks like a three dimension version of the drying Yeah.

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Speaker 1: On the ground, they've done it all.

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Speaker 2: They've completely revamped it with of course green walls, a

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Speaker 2: big red carpet, a glowing led fireplace, a floating red balloon,

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Speaker 2: stuffed toy kitten, and even a working dollhouse.

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Speaker 3: Wow. And then they can use the balloon later for

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Speaker 3: their it themed room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's perfect.

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Speaker 2: You can see it on the Brook and Jeffrey instant

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Speaker 2: stories and it is actually pretty impressive.

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Speaker 1: That's really cool.

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Speaker 2: The sweet accommodates two adults and two children with a

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Speaker 2: queen bed tucked into the great green room.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, my kids don't get asleep in the bed.

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 2: If you're one of the lucky families to rent it,

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Speaker 2: each child will be given a plush bunny, a good

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Speaker 2: Night Moon book themed cookies, and even a bowl full

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Speaker 2: of mush. However, there's no details if there's going to

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Speaker 2: be an old woman whispering hush in the corner.

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Speaker 1: But Brook could probably do that for a small feat.

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Speaker 1: Did I'll walk back and forth for the night, I said,

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Speaker 1: shut up kid?

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer stories Out of Holiday Headquarters, Coca Cola

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Speaker 2: is in the Christmas spirit early this year. They always are,

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Speaker 2: and to celebrate the most wonderful time of year, the

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Speaker 2: company has announced its first limited time holiday flavor in

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Speaker 2: five years, Coca Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla sounds so good.

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Speaker 3: It sounds kind of like an ice cream float y.

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Speaker 1: Coke too. Yeah, this is holiday cream.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't know I was gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, different soda heads over at Coke say it infuses

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Speaker 2: Classic Cola with vanilla flavor to deliver a smooth wintery SIPs.

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Speaker 1: Literally, just don't say it. Otay, they're going to get it.

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Speaker 3: They probably use chat GBT to write that out for

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Speaker 3: the press release, since they've been using AI for all

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Speaker 3: their commercials. Not happy Okay, Oh it's a big controversy.

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Speaker 1: Nobody cares, they do, Literally, no cares.

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Speaker 2: It'll be sold exclusively at Walmart and to coincide with

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Speaker 2: the release, Coca Cola will premiere its newest Christmas commercial,

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Speaker 2: called a Holiday Memory.

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Speaker 1: The Terrible AI song in it.

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Speaker 2: Brooke earmuffs for this one because the company's chosen to

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Speaker 2: use AI to produce the entire commercial. So the ad

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Speaker 2: will follow a busy mother who transforms holiday stress into

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Speaker 2: a moment of magic by using a bottle of creamy

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Speaker 2: vanilla coke to bribe her children into five consecutive minutes

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Speaker 2: of silence, a holiday miracle, a previously believed impossible by science.

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Speaker 1: Ah, you wrote that part right, That's a joke that's.

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Speaker 3: Into silence.

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Speaker 2: In the commercial with coke, you keep them quiet by

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Speaker 2: them drinking coke so they don't raise a rock where

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Speaker 2: you're like, like it slows everything down.

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Speaker 1: You're enjoying your You're not enjoying your children.

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Speaker 2: That it sounds like, let's go to your final laser story.

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Speaker 2: Out of the highway. High tech high.

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Speaker 1: Tech highways would have been a better way to say that.

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Speaker 2: Luxury Bathwhear brand in Japan is working on a new

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Speaker 2: human washing machine to replace bathtubs.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've always wanted to walk through a car

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Speaker 1: wash because that would you know, it's not unlike that.

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Speaker 1: It's called your eyes.

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Speaker 3: I wish people could see what his eyes light up

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Speaker 3: at the thought.

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Speaker 1: Of she's really into it.

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Speaker 2: This is called the mir Ninjen Senta kook okay, and

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Speaker 2: in English that name literally means human washing machine of

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Speaker 2: the future. An early version debuted at an XPO in

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Speaker 2: Japan in nineteen seventy.

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Speaker 1: But this one's more high tech. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It does look like kind of almost like a tanning

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Speaker 3: bed that has a big bubbled clear pace on the

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Speaker 3: top of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Some say it looks like the cockpit of a

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Speaker 1: fighter jet. Okay, that's where it's is, and then it

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Speaker 1: fills up with water, so it's kind of like an

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Speaker 1: enclosed tub. Oh yeah, trust that no one's gonna drown.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure who doesn't go all the way to the top.

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Speaker 3: Tell the robots want to take over the world, and

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Speaker 3: they're like, let's off of one.

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Speaker 1: At a time. Pipe.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they haven't revealed a ton of details on it,

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Speaker 2: but it apparently uses microscopic bubbles to blast the filth

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Speaker 2: off you.

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Speaker 3: I don't like this.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Brook, you're not gonna like this.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: AI tracks your vitals to make sure that you're comfortable

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Speaker 1: in there and the temperature is just right, or to

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Speaker 1: do you in Okay, we're here to drown you exactly,

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Speaker 1: but you'll be clean when you're drowned.

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Speaker 2: It also drives you off with multiple blower fans going

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Speaker 2: eighty miles per hour now and the whole process takes

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Speaker 2: a total of fifteen minutes. So it's actually faster than

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Speaker 2: a nice soothing bath, is it. But it would still

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Speaker 2: be quicker to just hop in for a quick shower. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: good shower at the.

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Speaker 1: Same time, probably cheaper.

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Speaker 2: No word on how much they cost, but I do

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Speaker 2: know one guy who already's put in one order and

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Speaker 2: he's looking to make it a full time terrarium. Oh

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Speaker 2: as long as the door dash size is willing to

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Speaker 2: get inside.

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Speaker 1: Of it with him every once in a while, just

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Speaker 1: for a little bit of fun and sal means Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end of the day. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it again at the same time on Wednesday, Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.