Speaker 1: I hit it.
Speaker 2: Oh you did hit it. Okay, good. You're a little
Speaker 2: faster than I am. But that's okay. I'll just stop
Speaker 2: watch stop watch start. Just think we're about five seconds behind.
Speaker 2: That's all I'll know. It's a good day.
Speaker 1: It looks like I got Big Ben on this computer
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 2: Oh big Ben? What's he doing? No?
Speaker 1: Not him? Oh the city and the tower.
Speaker 2: Oh the National Park, big Bend, No London, Oh, big Ben?
Speaker 2: The clock? Got it? Ah? I never knew it was
Speaker 2: called that until a couple of years ago. I had
Speaker 2: no idea, and I couldn't if you showed me it,
Speaker 2: maybe I know what it was, but I don't. It's
Speaker 2: just a clock like in the town square or whatever.
Speaker 3: And what I've always wondered, do they know as much
Speaker 3: about America as we know about over there, because dude,
Speaker 3: we don't know crap. Uh. You couldn't even name one
Speaker 3: of the most famous things there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I doubt they do, because what do we have.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe they know what the Statue of Liberty is.
Speaker 2: I want that's a great question. We should have asked
Speaker 2: our boy Troy, why not that that's an amazing guy, Like,
Speaker 2: what kind of monuments do you know about in America, Like,
Speaker 2: there's no way they know about Mount Rushmore, right, because
Speaker 2: it's correct our president.
Speaker 3: I've heard that it's they know New York, they know Miami,
Speaker 3: they know uh la.
Speaker 2: La because of Hollywood in Vegas.
Speaker 3: And then they know Cowboy whenever they always know that crap.
Speaker 3: They'll go to Texas yeha, and they know Nashville yeeha too.
Speaker 2: Hmm, yeah, maybe I do when I like it kind of.
Speaker 3: Actually, when we go on vacation, we always ask him
Speaker 3: and they go Nashville yeeha.
Speaker 2: Okay, See, I never really even ask people. I don't
Speaker 2: even think about it. I always assume because I'm from America.
Speaker 2: This is me being ignorant that they all know America,
Speaker 2: big dumb American, big dumb American.
Speaker 1: Way to perpetuate, perpetuate the stereotype.
Speaker 2: I mean, I should have asked people. That is so dumb,
Speaker 2: Like when I went to Iceland, I should have said, hey,
Speaker 2: do you know about America? Like what do you know
Speaker 2: about America? But I guess really I didn't talk to
Speaker 2: that many Icelandic people. It was all tourists. It's all tourists.
Speaker 2: That's a great point in her mind. Now that would
Speaker 2: have been stupid too. Okay, now I got a question
Speaker 2: for you. Started the show.
Speaker 1: We just disrespected the entire globe.
Speaker 2: No, no, I want to start the show because I mean,
Speaker 2: we got to get to so much stuff. There's so
Speaker 2: much to talk about there is. Yeah, all right, we're
Speaker 2: gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Large.
Speaker 2: Arnold is flying back from King Kon.
Speaker 3: He was there with Bonnie Blue, the girl that slept
Speaker 3: with over a thousand guys. And Arnold told me he
Speaker 3: has got a story to tell us when he gets back.
Speaker 3: The last voicemail I got from him, verbatim, was pretty short.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Not pretty harder talk to you and lunch. I've got
Speaker 2: a story about Bonnie Blue. No, I didn't cheat.
Speaker 3: Sit and then it cut off. So he had a
Speaker 3: heck of a week.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. I'm a little jealous. I need a
Speaker 2: week in Cankon. I know we need a week somewhere.
Speaker 3: But we went to Coon. We went in August. During
Speaker 3: that vacation, we were up. We were actually down. We
Speaker 3: were in the non hotel zone, whereas Bonnie Blue and
Speaker 3: them were in the hotel zone.
Speaker 1: Wow, prettier water.
Speaker 3: But they did choose one of the mega resorts.
Speaker 1: We were at one. They just picked a different one.
Speaker 2: Where they at the one where the people stormed the
Speaker 2: beach and shot everybody on jet skis.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that that one?
Speaker 3: Yes, but that was I believe, more towards the city
Speaker 3: and out of the hotel zone.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2: Oh the one? Two? Three? Sol losers? What up, everybody?
Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
Speaker 2: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
Speaker 2: I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all. It's Sissan Raymundo.
Speaker 2: I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 3: I met a Broadway girl back about seven eight years ago,
Speaker 3: ten years maybe time flies.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: We live in the country, far from town.
Speaker 3: It only takes me about twenty minutes in the morning though,
Speaker 3: I go about eighty five miles an hour, and it's
Speaker 3: a beautiful life. Two acres, white picket fence, no kids,
Speaker 3: soon to be two point five, and also no dogs.
Speaker 3: Over to you, coach, Why are you such a drama queen?
Speaker 3: I know you have two crazy things that you want
Speaker 3: to talk about. I actually have massive I have the
Speaker 3: crime scene music I need for two different things. So okay,
Speaker 3: probably can't even fit it in.
Speaker 2: Well, we know we can fit it in, because I
Speaker 2: just want to know why you're such a drama queen
Speaker 2: like you are so like, oh my gosh. Last night
Speaker 2: there's a text thread going on between Justin coach coacher,
Speaker 2: Ray Moon, note me and we're trying to figure out
Speaker 2: golf for today because Ray had talked about going to
Speaker 2: the SEC tournament and I am like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to pay that much money to go watch teams in
Speaker 2: the in this little arena right down the road and
Speaker 2: have my back against the wall. And then we start
Speaker 2: talking about golf, and Ray says, hey, I could skip
Speaker 2: the SE tournament if we can find some golf. I said, okay,
Speaker 2: And I start throwing out some times and I throw
Speaker 2: out one course in Ray gos. I mean, there's only
Speaker 2: twenty four times you can throw out, I understand, but
Speaker 2: I throw out a time and everybody's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that looks good. And then I'm like, what about this
Speaker 2: course in Ray goes, I'm not seeing anything for that course.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if that was your way of
Speaker 2: saying I don't want to play, or I don't know
Speaker 2: what it was, because I am sitting there looking at
Speaker 2: twenty tea times for that one course. So I take
Speaker 2: a screenshot of the tea times and Ray's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I guess we could book one of those. Then Justin
Speaker 2: chimes in, hey, guys, I don't have Friday off, so
Speaker 2: I don't know what time I'd be able to play.
Speaker 2: And then Ray says, just book one of those times.
Speaker 2: And I come back with, all right, I'll wait until
Speaker 2: the morning when we hear from Justin what his work
Speaker 2: schedule is gonna be. And Ray, mister drama, can you
Speaker 2: queen from the top rope? From the top rope, he
Speaker 2: comes with, my lord, this is why I don't play
Speaker 2: golf with people. And I go solo wha, And it's like, dude, sorry,
Speaker 2: you have to wait to find out if your friend
Speaker 2: has to work all day, if he only has to
Speaker 2: work half a day, or if he only has to
Speaker 2: work a few hours. It's not gonna kill you. Just
Speaker 2: put it in your mind you're gonna play golf on
Speaker 2: Friday after work and it'll be great. But the whole oh,
Speaker 2: this is why I go play golf by myself. Valid
Speaker 2: why because you can't accommodate someone's schedule.
Speaker 3: And also you must have been on golf now because
Speaker 3: I went to the actual courses website and their app.
Speaker 3: It's not an app, it's called a website. Yeah, is
Speaker 3: it bad? I was scrolling and filtering and it showed
Speaker 3: me only three pm. It may have been on me
Speaker 3: fat finger in it, but I couldn't see what you saw.
Speaker 3: So yeah, said, that's a me on me for that one. Guys,
Speaker 3: that one's on me. Okay, that's on you. Now, what
Speaker 3: about the drama Queen. The drama queen is we didn't
Speaker 3: know Justin's specific time, but I thought we had narrowed
Speaker 3: it down to the afternoon hours.
Speaker 2: I understand that, but I wanted to make he goes,
Speaker 2: I don't know how many cases I'm gonna have tomorrow,
Speaker 2: so I can't commit to a certain time. And here
Speaker 2: the problem was that one course we were looking at
Speaker 2: it was pre pay, so if I was gonna book it,
Speaker 2: I had to pay for all three. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I am not ses. Yeah, I'm not booking it. I
Speaker 2: am not booking this. If all of a sudden in
Speaker 2: the morning, Justin's gonna text us to be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: looks like I'm slammed all day I'm not gonna be
Speaker 2: able to make it, so why not wait until the morning.
Speaker 2: But Rey, oh, that is so inconvenient for Ray. Oh,
Speaker 2: mister d So that made me think, does Ray really
Speaker 2: just want to go to the SEC tournament and he
Speaker 2: just doesn't want to say it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to go. I got to thinking
Speaker 3: about it. I drove through Broadway. It's so dirty down there.
Speaker 3: There's it's overcrowded. I would have a seat, as you said,
Speaker 3: back against the wall, which means those bleeds, which means
Speaker 3: we could probably touch the top of the stadium. Guys,
Speaker 3: it's better on TV.
Speaker 2: It's a lot better on TV. And we don't have
Speaker 2: the suite.
Speaker 3: We used to have the iHeart suite we sneak into
Speaker 3: and steal twenty beers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have that anymore. We don't have the hookup.
Speaker 2: I forgot to ask our contact at the Grand Hyatt
Speaker 2: if they were using their suite, which I assumed they were,
Speaker 2: because such a big day, they have to have clients
Speaker 2: that are coming into town staying at the Grand Hyatt
Speaker 2: and they put them up in their suite. So that's
Speaker 2: just a lot of hassle. And I'm gonna be watching
Speaker 2: so much basketball next week that I mean, I'm doing
Speaker 2: a little research this week, just watching to see who's
Speaker 2: in top tip top shape and form. But pretty much
Speaker 2: you already have your mind made up who you're gonna
Speaker 2: take to wear in the bracket. I would assume, even
Speaker 2: though you haven't even seen the bracket, but I would
Speaker 2: assume you kind of have your Okay, you know UCLA
Speaker 2: is gonna be in the Elite eight. What am I
Speaker 2: gonna do with the teams from the Big East? I
Speaker 2: don't know. Is you know Saint John's really that good?
Speaker 2: Rick Patino's done so I don't need to watch too
Speaker 2: much Moneies. But yes. And then I was talking to
Speaker 2: cousin Andrew last night and we were discussing. He was like, so,
Speaker 2: are you guys going to the SEC tournament? See he
Speaker 2: wanted to know because he heard the pod.
Speaker 1: No, we live here, but don't go.
Speaker 2: Thanks, right, I said. The problem is it's expensive to
Speaker 2: get in, I said, but we could do raise method.
Speaker 3: Tickets are down to one hundred and sixty nine dollars,
Speaker 3: not bad. They dropped fifty over the last three days.
Speaker 3: I said, we could do rays for two sessions sneak
Speaker 3: in approach, which is actually a really smart approach, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Man, No, no, I'm not going to tell people how you
Speaker 2: do it. Oh I'm just going to say that you
Speaker 2: do do it without paying for a ticket. You have
Speaker 2: a way to get into the buildings that has been
Speaker 2: working for the last dozen years.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I mean Stanley Cup, Luke Bryan, nhr, NPR hockey, basketball, football,
Speaker 3: any country music concert, you can name any CMA awards,
Speaker 3: anything that has happened at that arena in ten years
Speaker 3: I've been, which is amazing.
Speaker 2: Then cousin Andrew had a I mean, I don't know
Speaker 2: why I didn't think about this in the last dozen years.
Speaker 2: He goes, of all people, of all people, I cannot
Speaker 2: believe Ray does that. She was like, how anal Ray
Speaker 2: is about everything, and how nervous he is about everything
Speaker 2: in life, parking, this, that anything against the rules, but
Speaker 2: he's okay and comfortable sneaking into an arena to watch
Speaker 2: an event.
Speaker 3: He goes explain it to me. Yeah, that's a great,
Speaker 3: that's great. Sometimes things are unexplainable. And I will say
Speaker 3: I met a guy at Rippy's ten years ago and
Speaker 3: I said, we were looking for tickets to a Predators game.
Speaker 3: And he told us me and Baser, I don't have tickets,
Speaker 3: but for thirty dollars, I'll show you how.
Speaker 1: To get into the arena.
Speaker 2: And I paid him thirty dollars.
Speaker 3: Baser, doubting Thomas, stayed at Rippy's and said, meet me
Speaker 3: back here.
Speaker 1: I know it's not gonna work.
Speaker 3: That man took me into that arena and since that
Speaker 3: day it was the best thirty dollars I have ever
Speaker 3: spent because he used to work there. So he said
Speaker 3: he knew a flaw in the system. He knew chinking
Speaker 3: the armor, he knew the way to do it.
Speaker 2: That is how you found out is because of Thomas.
Speaker 2: Have you kept in touch with Thomas?
Speaker 1: Does he deal with the dude to his borderline homeless?
Speaker 2: And I paid him thirty dollars.
Speaker 3: I was walking with my new best friend to go
Speaker 3: to a hockey game on a Saturday night.
Speaker 2: I wonder where Thomas is now, And he does not
Speaker 2: realize what kind of difference he has made in your life,
Speaker 2: Like he has given you so much happiness and so
Speaker 2: much pleasure and access to so many events for that
Speaker 2: thirty dollars, Like Thomas really did change your life.
Speaker 1: And to take friends and for them to be able
Speaker 1: to experience it.
Speaker 3: Billy on his bachelor party to the whole bachelor party
Speaker 3: into the suite, their.
Speaker 1: Eyes just glowing that we're in a hockey game for free.
Speaker 3: Eddie, I took him the late Wop and he got
Speaker 3: to see in March Madness it that people to see
Speaker 3: my buddy BJ.
Speaker 2: That they hit him. Oh.
Speaker 3: BJ thought he had to add sprinkle stuff on. He goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: we went to get the diapers. The guy goes, BJ said,
Speaker 3: we got kids. We had to go the car get diapers.
Speaker 3: The guy goes, yeah, well your arms are empty, where's
Speaker 3: the diapers. I'm like, great job, BJ, we made to
Speaker 3: make up a story that we don't have diapers in
Speaker 3: this real life story.
Speaker 1: It's like, I.
Speaker 2: Forget which one. You try to say, I'm a real
Speaker 2: big fan of whatever team, and the guy asked you, oh,
Speaker 2: well what about that? You're like, Eddie, hey, biggie. He
Speaker 2: tried to get cute with it.
Speaker 3: And so he starts talking to a guy about Georgia's
Speaker 3: Southern basketball because this was a part of March Madness.
Speaker 3: The one time we had a quadrant in Nashville and
Speaker 3: So Bigie is talking to guy about Georgia and Southern
Speaker 3: and the guy goes, oh, I'm a huge fan. Well,
Speaker 3: Eddie was just making crap up and goes, yeah, we're
Speaker 3: a fan of Georgia Southern. Well, well you have no material, dude,
Speaker 3: you're about to out us Suddy.
Speaker 2: Oh the guard Yeah he's real.
Speaker 3: I mean, who knew the gatekeeper was a massive fan
Speaker 3: of Georgia Southern.
Speaker 2: Just stop trying to get cute. Just get in the
Speaker 2: tamp building. Don't make side conversations. That is when you
Speaker 2: raise the red flag. So there you go, Because Andrew,
Speaker 2: the answer is it's unexplainable. It's all because of Thomas.
Speaker 2: So you went to the hockey game and just left
Speaker 2: bay No no, no.
Speaker 3: I got in and then went back to Baser because
Speaker 3: I knew she's gonna kill me, and I just said, hey,
Speaker 3: he showed me the way in. This is going to
Speaker 3: change our lives over the next decade.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing. Black Hawks, Blackhawks Predators.
Speaker 3: He I was into the third deck and just stood
Speaker 3: there for five minutes thinking to myself.
Speaker 2: Holy crap, this was free. It actually worked.
Speaker 3: Okay, I need to go find Baser before she kills
Speaker 3: me and throws me in the Cumberland.
Speaker 2: Cousin Shrew just we sat there and we were on
Speaker 2: FaceTime last night because we were doing a mock draft
Speaker 2: for our fantasy baseball team that drafts this Sunday. And Oh,
Speaker 2: I wonder what time the draft is. I hope it's
Speaker 2: not when the bracket reveal is. That's terrible planning by
Speaker 2: who whoever does the baseball Yep, but he's gonna go
Speaker 2: over to Stu's house. They'll be having some bruskis and
Speaker 2: I'll be sitting on my couch my three kids and
Speaker 2: they'll be jumping all over me trying to guys, I
Speaker 2: got a draft. I got a draft.
Speaker 1: Tell him to draft Blackman. He retired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he told me. I didn't know that, but he did.
Speaker 2: He went out. He was at spring training this past
Speaker 2: week and he was checking out some of the talent,
Speaker 2: like making sure who's good, who's got tight muscles, and
Speaker 2: who was you know, not throwing as well. So he
Speaker 2: has inside information. He was at the Reds camp.
Speaker 3: I will say we went to spring training with my dad,
Speaker 3: mom and Phoenix year or two ago and Stephen Kwan
Speaker 3: was amazing played for the Guardian. Still does he hit
Speaker 3: the crap out of the ball. It translated. He was
Speaker 3: one of the top five hitters in all of baseball
Speaker 3: last year.
Speaker 2: Yes, Kwan and our mock draft last night. He was
Speaker 2: still there in like the late late rounds. And the
Speaker 2: problem with Stephen Kwan is he's a great baseball player,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't really fill up the stat sheet a
Speaker 2: great when it comes to fantasy baseball Ray.
Speaker 1: He doesn't hit the long ball, and that's what chicks
Speaker 1: did well.
Speaker 2: No, it's not the long ball. He didn't get RBIs.
Speaker 2: He just is. He's just a he's a good player.
Speaker 1: The stadium sucks.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been. No, it's just not a hitter's park.
Speaker 3: You want a guy that's gonna play a coors Field,
Speaker 3: you want Kaufman's pretty good because it's in run.
Speaker 1: It's a thousand and run's not great.
Speaker 2: They tell me, yeah, right, you hit him in the
Speaker 2: Crawford boxes. I get it.
Speaker 3: But the top stadiums for hits is gonna be your
Speaker 3: coors Field. It's gonna be Kaufman. It's gonna be in
Speaker 3: Arizona Chase Field. It's surprisingly as well packed bell At
Speaker 3: and T stadiums high up there. But it's it's one
Speaker 3: of those that you want to go for. But Kaufman
Speaker 3: elevation wise it one thousand, coors Field is at two thousand.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break and now you're gonna bring
Speaker 2: the crime music because you said we got two cases
Speaker 2: to solve. So uh yeah, that was my uh my opening.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to talk about Ray being a drama queen.
Speaker 2: But we're gonna play golf today one thirty. We settled
Speaker 2: on it. We booked it. Justin is in, I am in.
Speaker 2: Ray is in, and we'll we will be playing eighteen holes. Guys,
Speaker 2: we're not playing nine yep, right, yeah, okay, we'll be
Speaker 2: right back.
Speaker 3: I'll go with the quick when first you've seen the
Speaker 3: Dominican Republic, the girl went missing.
Speaker 2: Oh man, this is not good.
Speaker 1: Did you see the story came out though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that the wrestler dude. He was kissing her. They
Speaker 2: were smooching in the water. The wave overtook them, swept
Speaker 2: him out. He used to be a lifeguard. He was
Speaker 2: able to grab her, he was able to come back
Speaker 2: to the shore. He swallowed a lot of water. He
Speaker 2: was vomiting, and then he laid down on the beach
Speaker 2: and passed out and that's the last he sliver.
Speaker 1: Sounds like she drowned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's just very weird. I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: I kind of believe the dude because his timeline matches up,
Speaker 2: like they see him coming back to the room at
Speaker 2: like nine in the morning. So I really do believe
Speaker 2: he may have fell asleep on the beach.
Speaker 3: Right, they were pretty drunk, and the way he explained it,
Speaker 3: it sounded like he was a little fuzzy. He remembers
Speaker 3: seeing her kind of come out of the water, but
Speaker 3: then still being in the water a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he says he remembers vomiting and then turning
Speaker 2: around not seeing her. So he assumed that she went
Speaker 2: back to the room and he laid down on the
Speaker 2: beach and passed out, and he woke up because of
Speaker 2: the sun and the mosquitoes, and that's when he headed
Speaker 2: back to the room to go to sleep.
Speaker 3: And the story that it did kind of sound. Oh,
Speaker 3: he's being a little something's fishy with how he's explaining this. Guys,
Speaker 3: when you're drinking, you remember her and water, you throwing up,
Speaker 3: you passing out, You're just gonna remember images that kind
Speaker 3: of are a little sporadic and don't actually make a puzzle.
Speaker 3: So it kind of does add up in my opinion.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I mean when you're down there and the Dominican,
Speaker 2: there is no drinking. There's not like a public I mean,
Speaker 2: you're just drinking. You're probably just pounding, pounding, pounding, because
Speaker 2: you're on your last spring break. I think the dude
Speaker 2: is a senior and he's just having the time of
Speaker 2: his life. He meets this chick that he thinks is
Speaker 2: a hottie. He's got his arm around her. They're all
Speaker 2: going to the beach. Most of the people went back
Speaker 2: to the room and them two stay because they're gonna,
Speaker 2: you know, do their thing on the beach. They think, oh,
Speaker 2: it's fun, innocent waves, let's stand in the water, and
Speaker 2: it's scary.
Speaker 1: We've stayed at resorts two miles from that one.
Speaker 2: WHOA.
Speaker 3: So I will tell you these all inclusive ones, there's
Speaker 3: a lot of booze access to it, especially in high school.
Speaker 2: Know your limits before you go on these trips.
Speaker 3: I hate to say it after the fact. And also
Speaker 3: the waters this pales in comparison to a lost human being.
Speaker 3: We've lost sunglasses, we've lost sandals. I remember Baser. We
Speaker 3: came back from an excursion. Baser went into the waves.
Speaker 3: Within two seconds, she lost her Gucci sunglasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit different. It's sort of like when
Speaker 2: we went to Puerto Rico, my wife and I and
Speaker 2: we went to the beach and she lost her sunglasses
Speaker 2: and she's like, look for him, look for them. I'm like,
Speaker 2: there's nowhere to look once they go in the like
Speaker 2: just look by my feet. They got to be around
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, no, the wave grabbed them and like
Speaker 2: they're already halfway across the ocean. Like there's no way
Speaker 2: someone may find those in twenty years. But they're not
Speaker 2: going to be right. They don't just fall right down
Speaker 2: in the ocean. It's not like a swimming pool. But
Speaker 2: my question is if she got I guess the body
Speaker 2: could get taken out to.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it launches you out there. We talk football field.
Speaker 3: You can go in five minutes with some of these
Speaker 3: undercurrent riptides.
Speaker 2: See, that's what scares me about the ocean is these riptides.
Speaker 2: They talk about that just riptides. I'm like, why would
Speaker 2: people want to get in an ocean if there's riptides?
Speaker 3: Because it looks like calm at one point, which it is,
Speaker 3: but as you first enter sometimes that's when it's slapping
Speaker 3: the sand, and then it calms down a little bit,
Speaker 3: and then out there you're not even seeing the stuff
Speaker 3: that's doing under the water. Dude, there's some of them
Speaker 3: in Costa Rica. I wouldn't even go in the water.
Speaker 3: Dominican Republic. I think we always at least put a
Speaker 3: toe in the water, but I'm not saying we were
Speaker 3: far out. One year, I had an inn or tube
Speaker 3: out there and it slapped that inner two pop that
Speaker 3: my beers were dumped everywhere. I was sun burnt. That
Speaker 3: those waves don't give.
Speaker 2: They don't they don't discriminate. Man, they will not. You're
Speaker 2: gonna be a good swimmer, bad swimmer, not a swimmer.
Speaker 2: They will kick your at And it sounds like that's
Speaker 2: what they did, because he said he was struggling.
Speaker 1: And he's tough, he's a wrestler, used to.
Speaker 2: Be a lifeguard, but he said I was a lifeguard
Speaker 2: in a pool, not in the sea.
Speaker 3: Then the sad thing about alcohol is it sounds like
Speaker 3: they almost drowned. He saves her, and then alcohol just
Speaker 3: messing with your mind. He ended up passing out instead
Speaker 3: of realizing these waves are dangerous. I need to get
Speaker 3: her to safety right now. And his body just overtook
Speaker 3: his thoughts and that's when he passed out mosquitoes and
Speaker 3: beer and sunburned later.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's rough. That's like man, my neighbor, one
Speaker 2: of the parents that lives in my neighborhood. He was
Speaker 2: on the trip to Aruba.
Speaker 1: Natalie Holloway, Yeah, he was on that trip. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: went on our honeymoon to Aruba.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's before I told you about him being there.
Speaker 1: And he asked the boat driver about Natalie Holloway.
Speaker 2: You did not no, no, no, did you really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And they're like pod because Americans have been bringing up
Speaker 3: for twenty years and they don't want to be known
Speaker 3: for that, and it's frowned upon not to even ask
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: I would assume it's pretty frowned upon because they don't
Speaker 2: want their beautiful I guess it's an island. Is it
Speaker 2: an island? Yeah, okay, they're beautiful island to be remembered
Speaker 2: for that because there was one bad person that did that,
Speaker 2: Because didn't that Vanderslute dude, he now admitted that he
Speaker 2: did do it. Is he in jail in America, Peru.
Speaker 2: Maybe he'd better be jailed, because I know he went
Speaker 2: somewhere else and I think he killed another woman allegedly,
Speaker 2: and then he went to prison. But then why did
Speaker 2: he agree to finally admit what he did to Natalie Hall.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe because the laws in other countries are very lax,
Speaker 3: and if he admitted, he didn't get he still was
Speaker 3: only going to serve a couple of years or something.
Speaker 3: There's never really any proof. So maybe another country you
Speaker 3: don't serve that much time. He had family members too
Speaker 3: in the government and Paul.
Speaker 2: Yeah, high up, Yeah, yeah, did we have another one? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we haven't to go back to back. We can go
Speaker 2: back to back and go back to back.
Speaker 3: Man, dude, there was a car accident on Broadway last
Speaker 3: night at three am.
Speaker 1: Watched the whole thing from three am to four am.
Speaker 3: WHOA two cars. I tried to piece it together. One
Speaker 3: of them ran a red light. Oh that intersection McDonald's mackers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it was a taxi and it was
Speaker 3: say four runner.
Speaker 2: Four runner ran the red light.
Speaker 3: So I was trying to piece together. The taxi flew farther.
Speaker 3: Both ended up on their tops. Whoa, dude, it's an
Speaker 3: intersection where you're going thirty five miles an hour.
Speaker 2: You know what that tells me? This is just me
Speaker 2: going on pure speculation. Is that the four Runner was
Speaker 2: leaving after a night of Broadway and you're moving because
Speaker 2: there's no one on the road, so you're gunning it
Speaker 2: a little bit. You're going a little faster than you should.
Speaker 2: Runs the red light. The taxi cab is coming from
Speaker 2: the side street, hits the side of the cab, flips it,
Speaker 2: and it causes the fore Runner to flip.
Speaker 3: All that makes sense except for where the fore Runner
Speaker 3: was placed. Four Runner was in the middle of the intersection.
Speaker 3: Taxi was thrown almost in front of mackers. WHOA, So
Speaker 3: it what you said would have added up, but it
Speaker 3: just it just doesn't make sense where the car flipped
Speaker 3: to the intersection. So it's almost like the car was
Speaker 3: going down the wrong way of a one way and
Speaker 3: then the taxi ran a red light. Maybe I gotta
Speaker 3: find the report and see if I'm right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you tell me, like, what was this scene? Like?
Speaker 2: Was there a lot of cop cars, fire, ambulance everything?
Speaker 2: What all responded? Nobody died?
Speaker 3: Two ambulances, driver in the taxi ambulanced off. Driver in
Speaker 3: the fore Runner sent off. They're both fine, just stretchers.
Speaker 3: Any handcuffs, No handcuffs. The taxi guy wasn't drinking. He
Speaker 3: did have a lot of s in his car. They
Speaker 3: have a passenger in his car.
Speaker 1: Can't tell you. I was minute too late on that one.
Speaker 3: But the taxi drivers apparently they have a posse because
Speaker 3: there was fifteen other taxi.
Speaker 2: Drivers all parked their cars.
Speaker 3: It's a free Once there's a car accident, they must
Speaker 3: just tell their boss, oh, stuck in traffic, car accident.
Speaker 3: There were fifteen drivers for an hour, just chilling out
Speaker 3: there on the corner. All their cars were parked in
Speaker 3: the turning lane with their blinkers on.
Speaker 2: Well, they have to do. It's sort of like when
Speaker 2: someone in the line of duty, you know, you line
Speaker 2: the highway. That's what taxi cabs do. No, they have
Speaker 2: a code man like, they have to go and support
Speaker 2: their own because if you're ever in a taxi cab,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but
Speaker 2: when they drive by another taxi cab they honk and
Speaker 2: I'm like what, Or they pull up in the stop
Speaker 2: light and there's a cab next to them. They start
Speaker 2: talking to the other driver. I'm like, oh, is that
Speaker 2: your rival? No, my buddy. And they all know each other.
Speaker 2: They all like friends. They're like compatriots. And so it's
Speaker 2: sort of like the fire department. It's you are one
Speaker 2: and so when one of your taxi trap drivers goes down,
Speaker 2: you come and pay your respects.
Speaker 3: There were so many of them. Cop at one point
Speaker 3: get on the curve. They're all out in the intersection
Speaker 3: looking taking pictures. And they had shovels. There was so
Speaker 3: much crap in that taxi cab. Must have been people's
Speaker 3: business cards, fountain drinks from restaurants, shovel loads, ten of
Speaker 3: them out of that car.
Speaker 2: The tow trucks rolled up. Howdy, get them back over.
Speaker 3: The tow truck was able to strap them from almost
Speaker 3: the middle of it and with one pole flipped it.
Speaker 2: And then put it up on the bed. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was one of those flatbed tow trucks. But there was two.
Speaker 3: Ambulances, two flatbreads, twelve cop cars, one fire truck, no
Speaker 3: big fire trucks, one small fire truck, and the tow truck. Guys,
Speaker 3: they have a big responsibility. Not only did they have
Speaker 3: to flip the vehicle. Bro they were the ones out
Speaker 3: there broom and the whole thing. They cleaned up the
Speaker 3: whole mess, and they shoveled all that guy's s and
Speaker 3: threw it back in his taxi cab.
Speaker 2: Who's the one responsible? Like, if there's like liquid leaked
Speaker 2: on the ground, I think the fire department takes care
Speaker 2: of that. I think they have like some salt or
Speaker 2: something or some formula that they throw on top of it.
Speaker 2: It absorbs the crap. I'm glad you asked incorrect.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the toe truck company comes out with cat litter,
Speaker 3: what it pours it all over. It's their responsibility to
Speaker 3: do that as well. Humh and so so didn't.
Speaker 2: Now, Now, after he throws the cat litter down, he
Speaker 2: lets it sit for a minute and then he scoops
Speaker 2: it or he just leaves it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's cat litter. Maybe it just
Speaker 1: blends in.
Speaker 2: No. No, but it looks I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 2: It looks like catler. We're going there's not gonna be
Speaker 2: damn cat litter on Broadway right now. No, No, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm asking. Did he scoop the cat litter and does
Speaker 2: it send in the wrong message. It can't be cat
Speaker 2: litter because a cat maybe walking by smell it. I
Speaker 2: think it's gonna be there, and then boomb, it gets
Speaker 2: hit and we got to shut down Broadway again. Damn.
Speaker 3: The crime isn't over yet. Oh so they got people,
Speaker 3: got safe, guys. So that's why I felt all right.
Speaker 3: I took a picture, made it a little blurry. I
Speaker 3: don't like taking pictures of accidents. Didn't at the time
Speaker 3: know if anybody was injured. But now I know it's fine.
Speaker 3: We can post it again. I was very respectful, guys.
Speaker 3: I was in the bill, but nosy Nate. I went
Speaker 3: down on the parking garage. Dude, I was outside watching
Speaker 3: it for an hour.
Speaker 2: Was there any passengers in the fore runner? Just one dude?
Speaker 3: Just one driver and one driver in the taxi, so
Speaker 3: maybe one out drinking.
Speaker 1: We're about to get to that.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: So as the cops set up the barricades, you know
Speaker 3: how cars you don't go that direction, but me to
Speaker 3: get on the interstate, I make that right right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's people coming from Broadway.
Speaker 3: Well, the cops got it blocked off my mackers in
Speaker 3: front of our building, in front of the brand new
Speaker 3: skyscrapers just went up there, the whole streets blocked off.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 2: When you're leaving the parking garage, you take a right
Speaker 2: and right. Yeah, you don't take the shortcut. Huh.
Speaker 1: What's the shortcut? Huh huh.
Speaker 2: You get the bottom of the ramp, take a left,
Speaker 2: right through the alley, straight out to the freaking highway.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Saves you two stoplights. But there's still a stop light.
Speaker 2: There's no stoplight. It's literally you get to the bottom
Speaker 2: of the ramp immediate level, you go behind the building
Speaker 2: in the alley, and it comes out comes out between this,
Speaker 2: It comes out between the gym and the building. You
Speaker 2: are a genius, and I shoot right over to the highway.
Speaker 2: Never sit at the stop like mana, what are you
Speaker 2: a taxi driver? I know that. I'm like Vegas dude.
Speaker 2: You know they take the backways through the hotels. That
Speaker 2: is exactly what I do. It saves you minutes every
Speaker 2: day of sitting in Broadway traffic. Geshsh that was genius.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Now go back to the barricade.
Speaker 3: So barricades are up and everything's calming down. I got
Speaker 3: to get back up here.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: We got the big show about to start, and so
Speaker 3: I'm winding down.
Speaker 1: All the sudden.
Speaker 2: I hear stop, stop, stop, stop.
Speaker 3: Cars trying to make that right. Went through the barricades
Speaker 3: in the car and the cops.
Speaker 1: Coming right up to him. He's about fifteen feet away.
Speaker 2: Kind of car.
Speaker 1: Crapper. Okay, I had a different term, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to say it.
Speaker 2: Junker got it?
Speaker 3: Okay, Ray, good thing you didn't say it. And so
Speaker 3: the car can either go right or stop for the cop.
Speaker 3: There's no barricades on that side because it's a one way,
Speaker 3: so he could just bust to right.
Speaker 2: Hope the cop doesn't get his license plate? What does
Speaker 2: the cop do? Jumps on the hood?
Speaker 3: What does the car do? Does he go or does
Speaker 3: he stop and wait for the cop?
Speaker 2: Stops and waits.
Speaker 1: He stops on that corner and waits for the cop.
Speaker 3: Cop comes over for the next twenty five minutes, gets
Speaker 3: his license, gets his registration, gets his ID, takes him
Speaker 3: out of the.
Speaker 1: Car, calls over six other cop cars.
Speaker 3: Buddy got a dui going through the barricade and not
Speaker 3: listening to the cop.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me. They pulled him out of the
Speaker 2: car and did the field sobriety tests right there on
Speaker 2: the street.
Speaker 3: He failed it worse than Tiger oh man, he could
Speaker 3: have made that right. He listened to the cop and
Speaker 3: then a guy co worker in the building. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: cops had all shut down what happened there and told
Speaker 3: him this whole story of more boring version. And then
Speaker 3: he goes, yeah, there was cops pulling over another card
Speaker 3: and I was like a dui. He goes, interesting because
Speaker 3: I saw the barricade and I asked the cop, Hey,
Speaker 3: can I go through the barricade? I work right there.
Speaker 3: What did the cops say? Sure, thanks for asking.
Speaker 2: That's what you have to do. You can't just plow
Speaker 2: your way. You gotta be gentle with it.
Speaker 3: Buddy got a dui because he didn't ask a cop
Speaker 3: can I go through the barricade.
Speaker 2: Guys always express pleasantries. You always have to ask. Guys.
Speaker 2: You got a girl? Can I take your top off? Ha? Yes?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Do you mind if I unhook this brawl?
Speaker 2: Do you mind if I nibble on your ear? Thank you?
Speaker 2: You always have to ask. That is how you don't
Speaker 2: get in trouble. Jez go, wow, I told you I
Speaker 2: had crimes. You did have crimes. We'll take a break.
Speaker 2: I'll right back.
Speaker 3: Ray.
Speaker 2: What if I told you, okay, this is I'm one
Speaker 2: loss away from being done with this Kansas Jayhawk team.
Speaker 2: That's a great way to look at it.
Speaker 3: I am people say six wins to win it all,
Speaker 3: you say one loss to be done with this.
Speaker 2: I am one loss away from being done with this
Speaker 2: Kansas Jayhawks basketball team. Because I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2: He played UCF on what night was at Wednesday night?
Speaker 1: We looked terrible.
Speaker 2: We couldn't guard anybody. They look so athletic. They were
Speaker 2: just scoring at will, drain in threes, we go to overtime.
Speaker 2: If there's one thing we're good at, it's blowing a lead.
Speaker 2: We do not know how to execute down the stretch.
Speaker 2: We turned the ball over. We did it against Houston
Speaker 2: at home when we were up by six a couple
Speaker 2: months ago, and it just our season went downhill from there.
Speaker 2: Baylor Baylor another one, We're up by twenty, and we
Speaker 2: lose the damn game by like twenty. Hawkins Dickenson, boy,
Speaker 2: I watched last night as we play the University of
Speaker 2: Arizona Go Cats. I don't know if that's what they say.
Speaker 2: Lot Holtz, No, lout Olsen, they still got him. No,
Speaker 2: he's I think he's dead. Rest in peace, man. They
Speaker 2: have Tommy Lloyd or Floyd or Goyd, he's some guy
Speaker 2: that came from Gonzaga whatever. It doesn't matter who they
Speaker 2: have his coach. It matters who we have on our team.
Speaker 2: We actually played well last night. I watched the game
Speaker 2: and I started getting my emotions my feelings, like, oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, this is the team we're supposed to be.
Speaker 2: And I'm in my house clapping when we're draining into three,
Speaker 2: clapping when we get a dunk, clapping when we get
Speaker 2: a block, and I'm like, this is the Kansas Jayhawk
Speaker 2: team I've been looking for all freaking season.
Speaker 1: Would this have improved your seeding or why did this
Speaker 1: game matter?
Speaker 2: I think we could have improved our seating a little bit.
Speaker 2: I still don't know. I mean, I'm guessing we're like
Speaker 2: a seven seed at the best. At best, maybe we're
Speaker 2: a playing game. I don't know.
Speaker 3: That'll be interesting to see if you're right or wrong.
Speaker 3: The beauty or the interesting thing about this is Baser
Speaker 3: she goes, why did these games matter if if they
Speaker 3: win or lose, some teams are still in the tournament'd
Speaker 3: be like, great question. Maybe it's true, she goes, So,
Speaker 3: I thought the team that wins the has ThEC tournament
Speaker 3: makes it in the tournament. And I go, they do
Speaker 3: automatic bid, but eighty percent of these other teams will
Speaker 3: make it in as well.
Speaker 2: Correct, And it's really weird. It's it's funny. It's it's
Speaker 2: a strange thing. It's funny that one and your kids. Dude,
Speaker 2: so wait, so if they make it, if they lose,
Speaker 2: they're still in, but if they win, they're in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's kind of how it works. It's a little weird
Speaker 2: and strange. So I'm watching Kansas and we're playing great
Speaker 2: and then with about six minutes left, I think it's
Speaker 2: a tie game. We're up by one, down by one,
Speaker 2: not sure exactly what it was. We proceed to come
Speaker 2: down and have three turnovers in a row and they
Speaker 2: blow us out by ten or eleven points. They go
Speaker 2: on a little twelve to one run because we turn
Speaker 2: it over three times in a row, and that exactly
Speaker 2: summed up our season. It was me watching them, going,
Speaker 2: that's the problem. We in crunch time, cannot make the play.
Speaker 2: We are not disciplined, we cannot dribble the ball, we
Speaker 2: make bad passes. Are we know how to blow games
Speaker 2: and it's been all season. If it's a close game.
Speaker 2: We can have close games with good teams, but we
Speaker 2: never win them because we don't know how to execute.
Speaker 2: Arizona last night executed everything to perfection. They ran their plays.
Speaker 2: They would run the screen, run the screen wide open,
Speaker 2: dunk us in the last six minutes, run the screen,
Speaker 2: throw it over their head, out of bounds, run the screen,
Speaker 2: dribble it out of bounds. Oh, throw it over, oh
Speaker 2: zeke bail. He tries to shoot it before he catches
Speaker 2: it off his hands, out of bounds. Travel. It was
Speaker 2: just that is the problem with this Kansas team. We
Speaker 2: are not disciplined, we are not fundamentally sound, and we
Speaker 2: do not know how to close out games. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be a four minute stretch in the last eight minutes
Speaker 2: of the game where we're gonna have three or four
Speaker 2: turnovers and absolutely blow it. If it's a close game,
Speaker 2: they cannot win. What was the most Kansas was up
Speaker 2: by h maybe four or five, four or five. They
Speaker 2: lose by ten. That is a fifteen point swing. But
Speaker 2: we were also down by twelve and we came back
Speaker 2: and took the lead.
Speaker 1: For that reason, I don't bet anymore.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: These ebbs and flows and swings are insane in college basketball.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have a damn heart attack, especially if you
Speaker 3: live bet. I watched the Arkansas Old Miss game. Ole
Speaker 3: Miss would be up by ten in total control, Arkansas
Speaker 3: would be up seven in total control. Game ends at
Speaker 3: the last second three points Miss. But guys, you can't
Speaker 3: live bet. It is the most dangerous thing. At one point,
Speaker 3: oh Miss, Holy crap, they're killing him. What Arkansas is
Speaker 3: ahead by seven? It makes no sense. You're gonna have
Speaker 3: a damn heart attack if you live. Bety's and I'll
Speaker 3: hang up and listen.
Speaker 2: I was sitting there, and what's crazy. I started getting
Speaker 2: my hopes up, Like I start thinking, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is the Kansas team. We want it all year shine, No, no,
Speaker 2: we have no chance to win it all. But I
Speaker 2: was like, we can actually be competitive in the tournament.
Speaker 2: We can't be. Dickinson played okay, but then he still
Speaker 2: does this a.
Speaker 3: Couple bite your tongue right now. Can you win the
Speaker 3: first game. Yes, yes, So then you have five games left.
Speaker 3: We can't win five We cannot win six games in
Speaker 3: a row.
Speaker 2: We are not The first one is gonna be simple. No,
Speaker 2: it's not. You're a seventh seed. You're gonna play Drexel, Drake.
Speaker 1: Actually, I heard Drake's real.
Speaker 2: I don't play Drake. I don't want to play Drake.
Speaker 2: I don't want to play Drexel. I don't want to
Speaker 2: play Brown. I'm gonna play the Sisterhood of the Poor.
Speaker 2: I don't want to play five games. You have to win.
Speaker 2: I don't want to play butt.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: We can't win five games. And I'm telling you we
Speaker 2: can't win six games in a row as a seventh seed.
Speaker 2: We have to play a ten seed. We there is
Speaker 2: no easy game for Kansas. There is no such thing.
Speaker 2: This year is an easy game for Kansas. We aren't
Speaker 2: that good. Have you watched the mid Majors? They got
Speaker 2: four short guys in one transfer. Yeah, And I watch
Speaker 2: those mid Majors and they do good every single year.
Speaker 2: You know why, because they've been a team for the
Speaker 2: last five years. They've all played together, and they have cohesion,
Speaker 2: they have chemistry, and they know everything about each other
Speaker 2: and they have grit. We are a bunch of freaking
Speaker 2: parts thrown together and hoping the car is gonna run,
Speaker 2: and it's not working. The car has flat tires. We
Speaker 2: are leaking oil, we don't have coolant.
Speaker 1: We're flipped on our top.
Speaker 2: We are almost about to flip over on our top
Speaker 2: with a taxi cab. We have one more loss and
Speaker 2: it is over, and I will never be able to
Speaker 2: see kJ Adams play basketball again. He's the one bright
Speaker 2: spot that I enjoy watching because he is all out effort. God,
Speaker 2: he loves Kansas basketball. Is Dickinson going to the league
Speaker 2: at no chance? The only league he's going to is
Speaker 2: the YMCA League. He might play overseas. There is no zero, zero,
Speaker 2: zero points zero percent chance he gets drafted. Dude.
Speaker 3: My favorite scenario would be Hunter Dickinson gets drafted by
Speaker 3: the Spurs.
Speaker 2: He is not getting drafted like like they had the
Speaker 2: Arizona guy and they had a Vespa guy, a tall
Speaker 2: white guy. You want to know the difference when him
Speaker 2: and Hunter Dickinson. The dude can move. He's athletic that
Speaker 2: he would set a screen roll to the rim dunk.
Speaker 2: You know why because when they set the screen Hunter
Speaker 2: Dickinson can't move and he can't get back there in time.
Speaker 2: There was one time Hunter Dickinson is wide open at
Speaker 2: the rim and we throw it up to him. All
Speaker 2: he has to do is catch it and then lay
Speaker 2: it in. He tries to go for the alleyup, He
Speaker 2: tries to go for the allup, and he can't even
Speaker 2: get his hands above the rim and he hits the
Speaker 2: damn ball in the rim him and he missed it.
Speaker 2: All you do is catch it land and put it
Speaker 2: off the backboard. And said he tried to do an allyute,
Speaker 2: but he can't jump high enough.
Speaker 3: Go teams that are playing for their lives right now,
Speaker 3: Texas and North Carolina.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Ohio State not gonna get in. Oh
Speaker 2: they're not getting in. We're gonna take a break and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on a rant. Well, and then I
Speaker 2: also looked it up.
Speaker 3: Ohio State hasn't even made it in three years actually,
Speaker 3: so maybe I just think because they're good at football
Speaker 3: won the national championship that they were also good in basketball.
Speaker 1: They haven't been good ever.
Speaker 2: I don't even know who Ohio State's coaches trestle.
Speaker 1: That's football. Oh, oh Urban Meyers, Urban Meyers.
Speaker 2: That's it, John Day, John Day, We'll take a break.
Speaker 2: We're right back. Here's my thing. Texas should not be
Speaker 2: in the NC DOUBLEA Tournament.
Speaker 1: They'll win the tournament.
Speaker 2: Oklahoma should not be in the NC double Tournament. Arkansas
Speaker 2: should not be in the NC Double A Tournament.
Speaker 1: I heard Oklahoma as some star player. He's worth watching.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. Here is my rule, and this should
Speaker 2: be the rule forever.
Speaker 3: If you have a redneck fan base, you get one
Speaker 3: seed the tournament.
Speaker 2: If you aren't five hundred or better in your conference
Speaker 2: regular season, you cannot get in that large bid period.
Speaker 2: I don't want like they are talking about the Georgia
Speaker 2: Bulldog or the Texas Longhorns. They're saying the Texas Longhorns
Speaker 2: should be in the NC DOUBLEA tournament. They were six
Speaker 2: in twelve in SEC play, so they've won two games
Speaker 2: in the SEC tournament. Okay, so that makes them eight
Speaker 2: in twelve in your conference. Sorry, you do not belong
Speaker 2: in the NC DOUBLEA tournament. Go to these mid majors
Speaker 2: and get one of the teams that is like second place.
Speaker 2: Go get me the Buttonell Bison over the Texas Longhorns
Speaker 2: or the Oklahoma Sooners or the Ohio State Buck. Guys,
Speaker 2: anybody under five hundred in your conference does not deserve
Speaker 2: to be in. I don't care if your conference is
Speaker 2: hard and you get credit for playing good teams, You've
Speaker 2: got to beat good team squad one. Oh. I was
Speaker 2: watching george the other night, and let me tell you
Speaker 2: their record. They are terrible, terrible. Where'd go? I've got
Speaker 2: busy scrolling. Here we go. Georgia was eight and ten
Speaker 2: in the SEC. Right, they lost the SEC tournament, so
Speaker 2: make that eight and eleven. The announcers were like, this
Speaker 2: team played eight games against top ten opponents, lad one,
Speaker 2: So are they gonna beat any of them? Or they
Speaker 2: just played them? That has never been done before. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't care if they played them. You don't get
Speaker 2: credit for playing people. You gotta beat people. I thought
Speaker 2: the whole point was the win. If you can just
Speaker 2: play good teams and get credit for playing good teams, fine,
Speaker 2: but man, give me the mid majors and give me
Speaker 2: two bids out of there instead of these Oklahoma Sooners
Speaker 2: six and twelve in SEC. Play bye, go to the
Speaker 2: it get lost.
Speaker 1: But think about it.
Speaker 3: There's one hundred and twenty five give or take fifty
Speaker 3: d one colleges in the country, sixty eight of them.
Speaker 2: They get to the tournaments, right, I mean pretty much. No,
Speaker 2: but we don't give me like I will. I would
Speaker 2: rather have the Chattanooga Moncks and the UNC Greensboro Spartan.
Speaker 3: Don't sleep on Tennessee Tech. Those boys play the doors
Speaker 3: off the ball.
Speaker 2: Are Tennessee Tech in here?
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they have a basketball team.
Speaker 2: I'm no idea. I don't see them. Texas State needs
Speaker 2: to get in.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, give.
Speaker 2: Me the Southern Give me the Jackson State Tigers. I mean,
Speaker 2: they're in second place in their conference.
Speaker 3: Give me them Middle Tennessee State basers alma mater, get
Speaker 3: them in now.
Speaker 2: Do I think Jackson State has a chance to win
Speaker 2: it all? No, but if they go fourteen to two
Speaker 2: in their conference, put them in over six and twelve
Speaker 2: Oklahoma and six and twelve whatever. Mississippi State get out
Speaker 2: of here. You were eight and ten, Arkansas eight and ten,
Speaker 2: you're out out. They say there is they shouldn't be in.
Speaker 1: They're in.
Speaker 2: Arkansaw is in. They shouldn't be in. I do not
Speaker 2: want anybody that's under five hundred in your conference get lost.
Speaker 2: I can't have it, say the.
Speaker 3: SEC man, the final four teams are gonna be all
Speaker 3: from the SEC.
Speaker 2: Now, that's just stupid. Is flag playing? I don't know
Speaker 2: he's doctologists. And then they got that other kid.
Speaker 1: I guess they got a guy named Nip Cannet.
Speaker 2: So they're telling me one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
Speaker 2: fourteen SEC schools are gonna get it. That's the stupid
Speaker 2: Let them in fourteen out of sixteen, and that is
Speaker 2: the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 3: And if Tennessee because they are shoot so ice cold
Speaker 3: and Texas is so hot right now, after a triple
Speaker 3: quadruple overtime win, Texas probably gonna beat the balls.
Speaker 1: Then they got it.
Speaker 3: They'll lose to Auburn. Stop Texas then gets if Texas.
Speaker 2: This is in supposedly according to Lenardi, and they don't
Speaker 2: even have to win the tournament. Here's my thing. They
Speaker 2: should have to win their conference tournament to get in. Vanderbilt, Vanderbilt,
Speaker 2: you gone, no, Vandy's in. No, they should not be in.
Speaker 2: They were eight and ten in their conference. Dude, Vandy
Speaker 2: beat some big time schools. If Vandy's not in. I'm
Speaker 2: not watching bandy go to the n see you later,
Speaker 2: checkulator see you. On the other side, Vandy's in. Why
Speaker 2: I told you?
Speaker 3: Do you know how many times they stormed the court
Speaker 3: Anchor down, dude, they got that.
Speaker 2: Was football coacher. No, they stored. They beat number ones,
Speaker 2: number one.
Speaker 1: They beat two teams.
Speaker 2: On their home court. They beat Kentucky. Yes, they beat Tennessee. Yes,
Speaker 2: Vandy is in Anchor Down. That's who they beat. Those
Speaker 2: are their two and they beat Texas A and M.
Speaker 2: They beat Missouri, they lost to Arkansas, they lost to Georgia,
Speaker 2: they lost to Texas, they lost to Oklahoma. They don't
Speaker 2: deserve to be in. It's great to beat the bad
Speaker 2: good teams. Gotta beat the bad teams too. Sorry, you're
Speaker 2: under five hundred conference. Goodbye and goodbye, goodbye. Guys all
Speaker 2: this just barely got in. We were eleven and nine
Speaker 2: in conference five hundred or better.
Speaker 3: That's my rule, guys on our Facebook page, let's limit
Speaker 3: the squares pools. I mean, we look like a borderline
Speaker 3: Vegas casino sports book.
Speaker 2: Like good gosh, I kind of like it.
Speaker 3: Everybody's like, hey, my t ball team's doing a squares pool.
Speaker 1: You guys want what that was that legal?
Speaker 2: Yeah? North Carolina. Let me go check out their what
Speaker 2: their their record is. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just go look and maybe that maybe they're
Speaker 2: allowed in I'm not sure. Let me go look what
Speaker 2: their conference record was. Hold on, hold on, we're pulling
Speaker 2: it up man.
Speaker 1: Uh no, nope, No, truckers want to hear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm about to get there early to
Speaker 2: the golf course, get on the driving range because my
Speaker 2: my golf game is in shambles right now.
Speaker 3: Well, you didn't even say the final story of the
Speaker 3: golf story that made it even interesting.
Speaker 2: Okay, North Carolina's thirteen and seven in conference.
Speaker 3: What did you guys do this morning about the time
Speaker 3: that I flipped out about you didn't even bring that
Speaker 3: point of the entire argument up?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I thought we were shooting for the afternoon and then
Speaker 3: Justin goes, hey, let's go golf at eleven am.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he did say that.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry when we make a time in
Speaker 3: the afternoon, my wife's got me filled up with honeydews.
Speaker 2: I gotta go get barbecue for my parents. I gotta
Speaker 2: go get coleslaw. I gotta go get beans. And you
Speaker 2: know what, I gotta take a shit. Yeah, I understand
Speaker 2: I and and Justin's I never said I could only
Speaker 2: play at twelve or later. Check the text thread. Thanks,
Speaker 2: why golf on my own? Sorry, it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: great afternoon, man.
Speaker 1: At least I kept us away from that one course.
Speaker 1: Went there the other day to chip.
Speaker 2: It was a dirt pile. Yeah, I'm glad you told
Speaker 2: us that. Glad you left, I really do. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: And the reason being, guys, the margin for air when
Speaker 3: you're golfing, you want at least a little bit of grass,
Speaker 3: so there's more of a margin. If you're golfing on dirt,
Speaker 3: you realize it's a tenth of a centimeter that you
Speaker 3: have to hit the ball cleanly.
Speaker 2: That's what she said, all right, selection Sunday man, I
Speaker 2: hope all those teams that are under five hundred in
Speaker 2: their conference they're out. Get him out of here. Don't
Speaker 2: want to see him in the tournament. Sorry, win some games.
Speaker 2: Just playing good good teams doesn't matter. Beat the good teams.
Speaker 1: This can be a great march madness.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fantastic. There's gonna be upsets everywhere. There's
Speaker 2: no number one team, there's no dominant team, no unbeatable team.
Speaker 2: Everybody's gonna have a different champion. It's not gonna be
Speaker 2: like a year's past where everybody picks a Yukon in
Speaker 2: your bracket. Brackets are gonna be wide open.
Speaker 1: It's a great point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will see you on Monday. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 2: Four A.
Speaker 3: Yukon won it last year. Yukon won it the previous year.
Speaker 3: The year before that, it was the Late Kansas. The
Speaker 3: year before that it was Baylor. The year before that
Speaker 3: it was COVID won that tournament.
Speaker 2: Oh it's terrible, man, hey, but let's not do this.
Speaker 2: Golfer forty four is left blind after wayward shot from
Speaker 2: Feller players smashes into his face, shatters his eye. It
Speaker 2: had to have happened on Immuni. That ain't happened in
Speaker 2: a country club. He's been a golfer for more than
Speaker 2: twenty years and was knocked out for more more than
Speaker 2: five minutes, even players thinking he was dead. Nope, it
Speaker 2: was just a shattered eye and he is now blind.
Speaker 2: And that I.
Speaker 1: Probably a Vandy bro that hit the ball
Speaker 2: Gosh