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Speaker 1: Somebody asked me last night, Hey, what is your what's

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Speaker 1: the process for you know, choosing what you guys are

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Speaker 1: going to talk about on the program every day? And

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Speaker 1: I see, you know, it's really kind of a choose

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Speaker 1: you own adventure as I look at today's ideas, because

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Speaker 1: everyone pitches ideas, different things going on in your lives,

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Speaker 1: different things happening, and we could talk about. And so

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Speaker 1: here here are the choices, just just off the top,

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Speaker 1: just right here. We can do braces, we can do colonoscopes,

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Speaker 1: we can do babysitters, we can do nostalgia from your upbringing.

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Speaker 1: We can do all of it. I mean, where do

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Speaker 1: we even begin. Pauline is obsessed with my booty hole.

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Speaker 1: She who every Yeah, no, she is every single day.

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Speaker 1: It's some kind of comment about I scheduled you a kolonoscopy.

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Speaker 1: What are your kolonoscopy results? Have you had a kolonoscopy? Way, so, Paulina,

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Speaker 1: you recently had one. I did.

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Speaker 2: I had my first kolonoscopy. It was not as bad

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Speaker 2: as you guys make it seem. I think everybody should

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Speaker 2: be doing this as soon as you can. It's not

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Speaker 2: that big of a deal. I don't know why everyone

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Speaker 2: Like I want to go right now.

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Speaker 1: Yes, let's go. Yes, he says, only Caylin is my

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Speaker 1: favorite thing.

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Speaker 2: No, no, but you want to It's the best nap

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Speaker 2: of your life.

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Speaker 1: Like what I wouldn't give to have that nap again.

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Speaker 1: So here's my thing. And I don't want to get

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Speaker 1: like too into it, one because I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get too much into your business falling. And then two

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Speaker 1: I don't we don't need to get into the details

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Speaker 1: of it. But I am around the age where it's

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Speaker 1: going to become appropriate, like now or soon and there is.

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Speaker 1: You know, my grandfather did have colon cancer, so it's

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Speaker 1: something we're all very aware of. Uh, you know, the

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Speaker 1: just taking a camera on my butt is not something

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Speaker 1: that I'm really looking forward to, but but I'll do

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Speaker 1: it because if it's you know, appropriate, then it's gonna

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Speaker 1: mean that I can live a little bit longer. Some

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Speaker 1: of the textures would prefer I didn't, but I'm going

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Speaker 1: to and I'll do it, and I'm gonna go to

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Speaker 1: the doctor. I gotta go to the doctor, you know,

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Speaker 1: in the next couple of months, like I do every year.

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Speaker 1: And if the guy says, go do it, then I'll

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Speaker 1: do it. But I didn't. You have some reasons because

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Speaker 1: you're much younger than I am. You had reasons to

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Speaker 1: go do it like I don't. Fortunately not gonna. I

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Speaker 1: don't have the reasons, like I don't have the signs

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Speaker 1: or symptoms that it's necessary now. But you really want

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Speaker 1: me to go do it? I really do.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like I believe you share some family history

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Speaker 1: I know I do in my family.

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Speaker 2: Plus, like, yeah, a couple of months ago I had

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Speaker 2: I had a little situation there and the doctor was like,

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Speaker 2: you know what I think you should go, And I

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Speaker 2: was like, say less, say less, I don't understand, Like

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Speaker 2: what truly, I'm not gonna be funny, Like what the

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Speaker 2: big deal is about going?

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Speaker 1: Like it's not that hard. You prep for a day.

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Speaker 2: I actually fasted, which, if I could be honest, you

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Speaker 2: off as for a second. Really doesn't get the credit

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Speaker 2: she deserves. I feel like she really reset my body.

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Speaker 2: I felt really not only just like really skinny that day,

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Speaker 2: but I felt like I had discipline, Like wow, I

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Speaker 1: No, I can see you. I can see that. I

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Speaker 1: can see a world and I hear that prep is her.

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Speaker 1: I heard the prep is the worst part of the

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Speaker 1: whole thing. But I I could see a world where

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Speaker 1: I had like a nice naked photo shoot after the

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Speaker 1: Afterwards you go do it. But yeah, I could see

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Speaker 1: or we'll do what some of you guys have done,

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Speaker 1: some of the ladies on the show have done, and

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Speaker 1: have my friends come over and take take nudes for

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Speaker 1: me so that I'm I have them, you know, stockpiled,

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Speaker 1: which is something I only I learned from you guys

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Speaker 1: that friends. I don't think. I don't know any dudes

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Speaker 1: who have done this for other dudes, but I you know,

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Speaker 1: my understanding is that you leave, ladies have volunteered and

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Speaker 1: the Maybe the time for this is now. All of this,

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Speaker 1: I think it's your time. And I feel like it's

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Speaker 2: You guys know, I love a laxative, So it's not

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Speaker 2: that this was nothing new to me. This is not

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Speaker 2: like this was another Tuesday for Yeah, Like I I

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Speaker 1: Isn't that bad.

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Speaker 2: And then I went in and, like Caitlyn said, the

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Speaker 2: and two hours later my best friend picked me up,

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Speaker 2: but we were at.

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Speaker 1: Hooters having a nice lunch.

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Speaker 2: I did I hate so much because I actually I

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Speaker 2: I messed up because I guess you're not supposed to

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Speaker 2: drink anything two hours before the procedure, and I walked

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Speaker 2: in sipping a nice coffee thinking I'd be, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Stop it right now.

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Speaker 1: You're not drinking coffee before oscar.

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Speaker 2: You cannot follow a rule if it saved your life,

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Speaker 2: like sorry, no, I was like, depended on it.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm so sorry, Like I know I'm

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Speaker 1: This happens all the time.

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Speaker 2: They were trying to do some math didn't work out

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Speaker 1: And they're like, but you gotta.

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Speaker 1: What, I'm disciplined now. I don't know. I could not

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Speaker 1: eat for a whole day, so let's make it two days. WHOA, Helena.

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Speaker 1: I know it was bad.

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Speaker 2: It was bad.

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Speaker 1: Don't anything would also mean don't drink liquid essentially liquid lax.

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Speaker 1: It's that's what coffee is a diarretic. What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: And then she had to write the directions out for

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Speaker 2: me like a child, like literally she wrote it out.

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay, no eating, no this two hours

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Speaker 1: This is actually the least surprising information I've heard all

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Speaker 1: day today? Is it? Paulina drink coffee on her way

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Speaker 1: to her coldoscopy? Walking in with it is insane, like

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Speaker 1: right in front of her. Well, look, I appreciate your

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Speaker 1: concern and I will report back in a few weeks

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Speaker 1: when I go Because you know, I go to the

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Speaker 1: then I gained a little bit back over the holidays

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Speaker 1: as some do, eating the all the whatever, drinking and

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Speaker 1: So I can't go to the doctor in January because

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Speaker 1: I need to lose the weight. I want full credit

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Speaker 1: for the work that I did in like Q four.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, if I go in

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Speaker 1: there now, they're gonna be like, hey, you're five, you

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Speaker 1: know you need to lose some weight, and they're gonna

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Speaker 1: tell me more than I need to lose, but it's

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Speaker 1: like I need all the credit I can get, so

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Speaker 1: I need to It's like a I prepare for my

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Speaker 1: then you go in there and they're like, you gotta

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Speaker 1: I'd rather say fifteen mm the math girl mask. So

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Speaker 1: I need to prepare for the medical visit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done that before. I postponed my medical like

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Speaker 1: No, give me like another week. I'm gonna lose this

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Speaker 1: and starve myself. I mean, I really got to go

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Speaker 2: Din't just know or something that ate a big mag

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Speaker 2: like a couple of days ago.

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Speaker 1: That's like when you floss like feverishly three or four

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Speaker 1: days before you go to the dentist and they're like,

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Speaker 1: I've been flawsing eight times a day for the last

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Speaker 1: three days. That you don't find anything. But I will go.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate your concern. I'm glad all is well. You

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Speaker 1: But let's remember like you had some stuff that they

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Speaker 1: needed to look into. Fortunately, knock on wood, I don't

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Speaker 1: have any stuff that I'm aware of that they got

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell them, you know, and see what they say.

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Speaker 1: If they want me to go, I'll go and and

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Speaker 1: you can drive me and and we'll stop and get

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Speaker 1: a nice coffee on the way. You should go.

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Speaker 2: You should make the executive decisions to go.

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Speaker 1: I'm the scariest, most dangerous part of the entire process

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Speaker 1: will be you driving me to it. That'll be the

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Speaker 1: worst part of that. I'll get you there. I will

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