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Speaker 1: Gorgos boy, listen to The Black Guy Who Tips podcast because.

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Speaker 2: Rawt and Karen are hort.

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Speaker 1: Hey. Welcome to another episode of The Black Guy Who

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Speaker 1: to his podcast. I am your host right, join us

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Speaker 1: always by my co host Karen, and we are live

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Speaker 1: on a Sunday morning, bright and early, ready to do

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Speaker 1: some podcasting.

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Speaker 3: We're not alone. We got friends.

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Speaker 1: Today's guest are the award winning podcasting duo from Keith

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Speaker 1: and the Girl. They've been podcasting for damn near twenty

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Speaker 1: years and their authors comedians friends in my head and

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Speaker 1: in real life, Keith Malley and him Da Khalili. What's

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Speaker 1: going on y'all?

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Speaker 2: Hello, damn it?

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Speaker 4: Hello? This this church?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 4: This is what church is?

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Speaker 3: Amen?

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Speaker 1: Okay, past the collection played around in the chatroom.

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 3: My first of all, how are y'all doing?

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Speaker 1: Okay, we have a little segment we've been doing lately

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Speaker 1: because we're a professional podcast now. It's called banter. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we like to do a little banter before we

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Speaker 1: get into the show proper.

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Speaker 3: Uh So, how are y'all been doing? What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Well? Well, I'll start with a little banter. I saw

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Speaker 2: this this, Madam Webb. Are you guys really pretending you're

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Speaker 2: not gonna see it? Oh? Are you fucking Keith?

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Speaker 3: I noticed?

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 5: I didn't see morebious. I didn't see morebious either. Now

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Speaker 5: because Keith, this is the thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I saw it the second time after more than time.

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Speaker 2: You guys my bad.

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Speaker 4: I went on a bike ride and lived my life.

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Speaker 1: You're not a nerd.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you're trying to say.

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Speaker 4: You got to realize I I came in salty because

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Speaker 4: I don't know how else to have this conversation because

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Speaker 4: I'm so ignorant. All the information that you're about to

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Speaker 4: talk about you get in my little five cents, and

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Speaker 4: now I'm gonna I'm gonna step into the back like

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Speaker 4: I deserve.

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Speaker 1: First of all, that's some good band. Okay, you did.

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Speaker 1: You went out the house and rode a bike. That's

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Speaker 1: that's I'll get that ten out of ten. Keith, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I can't say I'll never see it, because that's not

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Speaker 1: you know. I I just it'll have to be like convenient,

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Speaker 1: like you know, you're watching football but it's not on yet,

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Speaker 1: and then you turn it to the channel early and

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Speaker 1: you'll see.

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Speaker 2: Then you guys specifically will see it in the theater.

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Speaker 1: No way, we didn't see more. I refuse I didn't

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Speaker 1: see Venom two in the theater. Those are the gobots

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Speaker 1: of Marvel. Those fucking movies are not real, and I

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Speaker 1: refuse to acknowledge them as such. Every time you go,

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Speaker 1: you encourage them to make the base.

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Speaker 2: I hope you're right, I'm saying, I hope you're right.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying by doing this, I'm doing you a favor.

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Speaker 2: Every time you don't go, you're like you Keith, No,

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Speaker 2: you're welcome, thank you, thank you, you so.

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Speaker 1: So we don't have to.

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Speaker 5: And my thing about it, and I have expressed this

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Speaker 5: and enough times I won't marveled by all they ship back,

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Speaker 5: buy it back, because this is what happens, because we know,

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Speaker 5: well well not everybody, but we know that ship is

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Speaker 5: not Marvel. Marvel is imitation Marble, and that's why the

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Speaker 5: ship comes out and it sucks, and then people go,

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Speaker 5: Marvel put out a flop.

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Speaker 3: You know the fuck Marvel didn't put out a flop.

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Speaker 4: It's Vegan Marvel, our friend Marvel.

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Speaker 2: It's not just instead of chicken wings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like raw vegan Marvel. Yes, Like, what why

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Speaker 1: is he in spaghetti cold. Why is that happening right now?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: Who made this ship?

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Speaker 1: Why is this meat? Don't taste like meat? Here lied

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Speaker 1: to me? Here's here's a silver Lina. Though I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about this all we can. I like when these

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Speaker 1: have now turned on the Marvel ship to where they

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Speaker 1: can put out something that's decent, and we treated like

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Speaker 1: as ship were like Marvel, fuck you. You know, they're

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Speaker 1: like they're like the divorce mom that does raise you,

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Speaker 1: you know, and you're like, I don't appreciate this breakfast bitch.

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Speaker 1: Daddy takes me to McDonald's the one time a month

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Speaker 1: he shows up, I get McDonald's. And then they finally

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Speaker 1: kept making these ship movies. And now Marvel because of

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Speaker 1: the writers striking all it, they gotta take a year off.

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Speaker 1: Basically they only gonna put out like one movie this year, right,

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Speaker 1: and so I feel like this whole year of ship movies,

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Speaker 1: we get to be like.

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Speaker 3: Man, I kind of miss Marvel. I miss moms.

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Speaker 1: Mom used to make you know, she used to make

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Speaker 1: like me scrambled eggs with cheese every morning.

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Speaker 5: Then like you know, Mama actually cared you know when

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Speaker 5: dad say I have to get up on my own, Mom,

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Speaker 5: she wakes me up and make sure I get to school.

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Speaker 4: Marvel sounds like a manipulative bitch. Can I say.

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Speaker 1: That I love I love Marvel?

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Speaker 4: I do give you're a little this year, and you're

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Speaker 4: gonna want some more even though you didn't like it.

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Speaker 4: I'm a narcissist. Here's a love bomb. This is the

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Speaker 4: greatest movie you've ever seen. I'm never gonna do that again.

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing you're ready to go and then I'm back.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I's missing from the mark, from that party equation.

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Speaker 1: We spent like three years being like Mama, I don't

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Speaker 1: like splaying on eggsy cheese. You make some pancakes to

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Speaker 1: go with this gram with the eggsy cheese, you bitch.

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Speaker 1: And then Marvel said, you know what, fuck it man.

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Speaker 1: You gotta go ahead, y'all, each of daddy's McDonald's once.

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Speaker 3: A month, you get your own self to school.

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Speaker 4: Lost.

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Speaker 1: He bought that McDonald's yesterday, by the way, but sure

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Speaker 1: he'll show up with it this morning, and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: eat that leftover egg and muffing like it's fucking good.

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Speaker 1: And now and I see Keith. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you see this too, but I see my fucking movie

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Speaker 1: critic friends, and they're doing this contrying bullshit where they

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Speaker 1: try to pretend like there's something redeemable about these bad

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Speaker 1: movies that they're like, oh, you know, I just appreciate

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Speaker 1: that they're you know, having fun again.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, it's bad, and you know it's bad.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know what. We all love Mike Lawrence,

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Speaker 2: but you don't got to act like the beauty of

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Speaker 2: this movie was that it was laughable. No, suck, It sucked.

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Speaker 2: They didn't want it to be.

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Speaker 1: And what is good?

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Speaker 2: If it's all good, what is good? I go to

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Speaker 2: the movies literally all the time. I see literally no

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Speaker 2: exaggeration every movie ever fucking made. I'm not even joking,

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Speaker 2: literally every I'm at the theater right now, what's that

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Speaker 2: I'm on the podcast? Okay, sorry, guys. Anyway, The point is, no,

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Speaker 2: I don't like most of it, but when it's good,

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Speaker 2: it's good, so be honest, right, yes, And then it.

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Speaker 1: Is like, uh, the like Mike Lawn is like, this

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Speaker 1: is good to see people get together put on.

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Speaker 3: I bet I looked.

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Speaker 2: Both ways before I crossed the street. Is it good?

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Speaker 6: Mic?

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Speaker 2: Is it not good? And I have pineros.

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Speaker 1: Good.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you're having My dad happened to call me, Mike,

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Speaker 2: look for you. But that doesn't mean the movie was good.

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Speaker 2: It was a day and we're I'm trying to get by.

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Speaker 1: But the fuck?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well his dad died. So if a movie is

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Speaker 3: Well he's mom died. He's mom dies.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, yes, people died. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: the movie sucked. You don't got to make ship up.

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Speaker 2: I forget what my mom is doing.

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 2: What was the question when a movie is bad and

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Speaker 2: then just come all over the place when it's good.

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Speaker 2: You're doing yourself at disservice with these lies. Mike Lawrence.

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Speaker 3: You gotta have Mike on now. It's like a club.

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Speaker 3: It's like club. You have one person they talked ship

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Speaker 3: and all right, the other guy I gotta come.

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Speaker 2: I go back to like, uh, you know, gone with

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Speaker 2: the wind, and I'll tell you something else.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, for real, Key, Karen, are

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Speaker 1: you crazy for this one? No, I'm not. I'm not

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Speaker 1: fact checking any of this, but wow, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: I'm just.

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Speaker 2: Gonna have it going off and continue.

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Speaker 1: You're speaking your truth. I'm gonna have to edit this

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Speaker 1: and put it out on the internet. This is crazy

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Speaker 1: to me. Wow, nothing that crazy.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna edit it. I'm just gonna put it out. Karen,

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Speaker 2: Can I give you more drugs? You're not? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Drinks some drink some more.

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Speaker 1: Here you go, Karen?

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Speaker 3: What uh do you have?

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Speaker 1: Any banter?

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Speaker 5: The only banter I have is that I'm so proud

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Speaker 5: of myself. I've actually been doing the peloton for like

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Speaker 5: three weeks in the row because me and Roger had

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Speaker 3: On and I and I and I admit it's my fault.

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Speaker 5: You know, in the pandemic happines stuff, everybody got a Pedoton,

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Speaker 5: so I was like, I want a Peloton, but I

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Speaker 5: stopped using that. Roger was like, this ship is too

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Speaker 5: much and it costs too much for active service for

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Speaker 5: nobody in this house to be using it. So every

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Speaker 5: full twenty four hours and then I'd be like, all right,

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Speaker 5: that's enough.

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Speaker 1: So he called me out of my bullshit. He was like, look,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonn, You're gonna keep stop doing this to

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Speaker 1: try to pove me wrong.

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Speaker 5: So what I've been doing is I've been doing the peloton.

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Speaker 5: We've been lifting weights and stuff.

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Speaker 4: This is great. It's a new fad called revenge workout.

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Speaker 4: And then where I spend too much money. My spouse

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Speaker 4: is about to divorce me. But then I use it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, that's the gimmicks.

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Speaker 4: What am I doing now?

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Speaker 3: Love with my life?

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Speaker 1: Right, I'm over here like, oh man, we can save

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Speaker 1: a we can save one thousand dollars a year. We

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Speaker 1: just get rid of this thing. And she's like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'll be using it now. Yes, too late, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to really use it this style.

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Speaker 5: So I've been using it and doing and doing the

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Speaker 5: classes that got this thing called entertainment.

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Speaker 1: Well, you can basically.

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Speaker 2: Go in where you put your you put your laundry

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Speaker 2: on it.

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Speaker 5: And that's what it was being useful before to try

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Speaker 5: to close the ship.

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Speaker 2: Entertainment movie.

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Speaker 1: It's stupid.

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Speaker 3: It's the same thing I could have did in the TV.

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Speaker 1: So it has like this monitor on it.

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Speaker 5: So I go in, I log in Hulu, log in

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Speaker 5: the Netflix, and paddle while I catch up on all

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Speaker 4: Let's just do it that. How do you think words work?

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Speaker 4: What do you think we've been saying cool as like.

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Speaker 1: It means not literal right, listen, dogmatic, I'm making t shirts.

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Speaker 1: I got y'all coming to the store near you soon.

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Speaker 2: I'm not reading this in chat. I made it up

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Speaker 1: Correct, that is correct?

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Speaker 3: Take them all right.

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Speaker 1: We've had some good banter, everybody.

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Speaker 2: That was good banter. Can I ask you who what's

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Speaker 2: like the second place banner you guys recently had, because

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Speaker 1: Honestly, this is the best this. I think this might

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Speaker 1: we got bike It's crazy.

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Speaker 4: This is why I need a smug mug and that

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Speaker 4: and that was the best banter.

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Speaker 8: Hm.

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Speaker 1: These other podcasts can't do like the black out tips everybody.

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Speaker 4: And the thing is is like not all life is visual.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a sound effect to my smug muggedness.

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Speaker 1: It's like an anime when they call out the move

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Speaker 2: But I'm a woman, but I'm a spider man.

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Speaker 1: I do I do love the point he's made about

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Speaker 1: And you're hot, you're not you're hot, and Spider, you're

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Speaker 3: People need to fucking know.

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, Halloween comes every year. You can't fuck around.

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Speaker 4: You got to give people ideas. You gotta get sexy

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Speaker 4: You gotta get battie and sexy. You gotta get you know,

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Speaker 2: Yes, I don't mean to jump back into banter. Yeah. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I feel like Sidney Sweeney is the new like it

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: And that's how you do it, That's how the big

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: There's two things I want to talk to you guys about, mainly,

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Speaker 3: Another books like.

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Speaker 1: That fourth or fifth book, guys, It's fucking insane.

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Speaker 3: It's called the dad Emails.

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Speaker 1: I believe last time we had him on we talked

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Speaker 1: Now this book is signed to Rod and Karen.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for being thanks for being part of the adventure.

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Speaker 3: I think we got him.

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Speaker 1: Love Keith. And I also bought it on Kendle because

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Speaker 1: I read my books on Kendle, to be honest, but

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Speaker 3: I mean, come on now, mm hmmm, so that'll go on?

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Speaker 1: And I've been reading it on Kendo and it does

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Speaker 3: I left a review already, but like I was. The

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Speaker 1: I was like, let me just read a couple pages

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the page is so fucking gross. What second, guys,

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Speaker 2: I'm busy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually the best diet book. You won't want

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Speaker 4: to eat your anxious it's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to do anything. And so uh

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Speaker 1: to the premise of it is on the first page,

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Speaker 5: This is known and when you say, hey him to explain,

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Speaker 4: Well it's actually called the dad emails, or how I

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Speaker 4: can't fished my father for a year. So Keith had

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Speaker 4: I pretend I'm you, and he thought it would be

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Speaker 2: Could have got a fucking week and then I'd be like, Dad,

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Speaker 2: What are you doing? I thought it'd be a fucking

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Speaker 2: week or two. Hey. He keeps pushing it and writing

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Speaker 2: I sent from me and from send me Keith Malley,

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Speaker 2: and I sent from the fake account of Catherine Laverry,

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Speaker 2: He writes, He reads back fake cat, my fake ex me,

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Speaker 2: wouldn't you write to me the safe one please? Nigerian scammer,

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Speaker 2: tell me, you know, fucking me that you know what's

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Speaker 2: that movie the Pat and was Wald movie. I seen

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Speaker 2: that's like if it was nice that this wasn't bullshit,

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Speaker 2: that was nice. That's a that's like a love story

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Speaker 1: And and it didn't stop then, like it kept going,

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Speaker 4: By the way, that that that movie Pat Wald movie,

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Speaker 4: I Love You Dad, it's the exact opposite.

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Speaker 2: This is Keith.

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Speaker 1: Uh and so while this is hapening, Keith and him

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Speaker 1: Like it's honestly, it's a list of who's who being

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you something that if I put out

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Speaker 2: but is it good? There's something about this book because

441
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 2: it's not just me, because it is a bunch of

442
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,360
Speaker 2: other people and my dad's emails that I can honestly

443
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 2: say it is so fucking good. This book is fucking crazy.

444
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 2: It's good. And and you mentioned Mike Caplan. I'm like, oh,

445
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 2: that chapter is so good. And then I'm like the

446
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 2: whole thing is so fucking crazy and good. Yes, Mike

447
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 2: Caplan tries to play Devil's advocate for a second, and

448
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 2: I'm like to give up.

449
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 3: What are you doing with Mike Caplan?

450
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: Positive and everything.

451
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 3: Mike Caplan is the Mike Lawrence of people.

452
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, he's dangerous that way. Mike Lawrence is

453
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 2: just Mike Laurence seeing movies and loving everything. But Mike Caplan, yeah.

454
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: You gotta watch out because Michael be like, uh so

455
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: is it wrong to want to fuck a tree? Don't

456
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 1: we all fall in love with who we falling? How

457
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: the person? How's a person that different from a tree?

458
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: We all grow we like sunlight. I'm like, Mike, that's

459
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: not that's weird and it's not normal. We can't make

460
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: that normal. We can't let that be.

461
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Mike.

462
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: But and then the reviews for the Book of Men

463
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: and been good. I'm seeing Uh I left one on Amazon,

464
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: but there were already reviews before mine. Uh, it's such

465
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,439
Speaker 1: a My review was great. It was like, hold I

466
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: don't look it up real quick, I.

467
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 2: Want to give your review.

468
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 3: Let's get the exact.

469
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: Word it was. It was something to the effect of

470
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: how badshit crazy it was? But oh, great two factor identification.

471
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: You know how we loved that. Guys, that's not.

472
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, but he proved who he is?

473
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you who you say you are?

474
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 3: Can't just set up a pass key? No, just keep

475
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 3: using the password. It was wasn't that difficult?

476
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 4: This is definitely it was definitely your review. You're now.

477
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 2: Right right right, And.

478
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 4: It wasn't just yeah you had to log in twice

479
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 4: to go like you know what I threw up? Thank you, Keith.

480
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 3: I'm now googling, like, how to see my reviews.

481
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: That's what just okay, So here it is five stars.

482
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,719
Speaker 1: So thankful for my dad, that's the title.

483
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 3: I can't I can't.

484
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 1: I can't imagine being raised by a social path like this.

485
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 3: But I'm glad it gave us this book.

486
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: So that's my review.

487
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 2: There was there was a point I think it might

488
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: be at the end of this book. I think so

489
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 2: there was there was a point where I'm like, hey, Dad,

490
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 2: go fuck yourself. Love Keith. If you do love me,

491
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 2: you like, motherfucker. W Well, You're like, he's just grabbing

492
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 2: at bullshit, Like what if you Let's see, if you

493
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 2: do love me, you would I don't really.

494
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 3: Love you an amazing father. Guys, this is just a

495
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 3: tip of the ice.

496
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: Okay. This man has so many stories about himself. He's

497
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: he's found gold. He knows what the secret gold is hidden.

498
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 7: Uh.

499
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 3: This man used to be a magician.

500
00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: Uh he got he was going that magic. He wasn't good.

501
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 2: He was a he was a magician. He was a

502
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 2: he was a Catholic priest. Then he's a magician. Surprise, surprise, right,

503
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: no joke, no pun, no joke. He was the worst

504
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 2: fucking magician, like ever it was so sad to see.

505
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 2: I saw it as an adult. I'm like, here's something

506
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 2: this fake fucking do. Is it okay? A curse? Here

507
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 2: his piece of dog ship? You can dude, let me

508
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 2: watch it. It was the saddest ship, like even know what,

509
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: Like I don't pick a card, but the card he

510
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: hands it to you, you know, I'm like, oh my god,

511
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 2: just the worst. What's the point I'm gonna throw up.

512
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: Revisited?

513
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 2: It's a in shirt. Oh my god. He sold the

514
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 2: insurance because that's, you know, on the offence, the good salesman,

515
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 2: I guess, but you know.

516
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 4: No, he sold insurance because he could say he's at

517
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 4: work when he's doing nothing.

518
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 2: Yes, we would be in tolling back to Banter if

519
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: I may first. Yeah, yeah, we'd be in the Is

520
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 2: that okay to bring? We'd be in a fucking movie theater?

521
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 2: And and when we leave, my dad would go, excuse me, sir,

522
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 2: myself remember how they died in the movie. No, like what, yeah, yeah,

523
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 2: well you'd hate for that to happen to you and

524
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 2: you not have insurance? What the fuck? Wow?

525
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: Wow?

526
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 2: And of course they're like all right, goodbye, and then

527
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 2: he's like I prospected that day, Well put him out

528
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 2: eight hours.

529
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 1: That was it.

530
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then and then he can expense that movie

531
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 4: trip somehow, right, Yeah, but there's nothing to expense because

532
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 4: he hadn't made money. It was just odd, my.

533
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 2: Mom rest in heaven. What thinking like like Christmas or

534
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 2: a birthday? You know what he would He would find

535
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 2: like a a cute little chest, like you know, like

536
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: what do they call that for women?

537
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: Vanity box or something?

538
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, anything like that. So ain't everywhere When I say everybody,

539
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 2: I mean you know, yeah, everything you put in the

540
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: carrying right, a little chest and he filled it up

541
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 2: with pennies and gave it like a gift, like, oh

542
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: all my treasures are. I'm like, that's that's not clever,

543
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: that's lazy. It's anyways right next thing, you know, uh,

544
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 2: we go the movie theater as a kid. He takes

545
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: the pennies, dumps all the pennies on the fucking counter

546
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 2: in front of this poor poor girl. It was et

547
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: by the way, but like pours it out and she goes,

548
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: is it is it all here?

549
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

550
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: Because who's counting?

551
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: Am I going to count that? The three of you? Whatever?

552
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,239
Speaker 2: A movie costs four dollars at the time. I'm not

553
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: counting twelve hundred pennies. He's like, yes, it is here.

554
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, so that's the other eight hours that you did.

555
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: You counted the pennies at home but didn't roll them.

556
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 3: Right, wow, psychopath. Oh my god, I go path.

557
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 2: Now I'm an adult and I see every movie ever made.

558
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 2: How's that related somehow?

559
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

560
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's why we got the book, guys. Okay,

561
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: that's that's that's how right. The dad emails, guys, it's

562
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: not just about emails, Okay, it's a lot about trauma,

563
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: life and lives.

564
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 4: You know what. I would definitely I would get it

565
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 4: for myself for Father's Day to go like, yeah, it

566
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 4: was never this bad.

567
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: Honestly, you know you're kind of a bad dad. Buy

568
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: the book, give it to your kid, and be like, yeah, hey,

569
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: come on now, I bring Cole McDonald's every other mom.

570
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 3: Like this ship could be worse.

571
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 5: At least I'm not that Oh, and his dad invaded

572
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 5: a new world. I will never forget jingling. Libido is long.

573
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't think that's a word. That's

574
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: why I made it up, Like.

575
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 2: Dad's on my ex meaning me. You do make this

576
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 2: old man's libido.

577
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 4: Jingle and then we put it in a coloring book.

578
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 2: So that is right, right, that is not by the

579
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: way you make this old man's your desirous woman. You

580
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 2: make this old man's libido jingle. That is not one

581
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: third into this book. That is not one third into

582
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: this Oh man, amazing.

583
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 4: I think we're killing tray? Is it okay? If I

584
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 4: read the feedback for sure? Screaming, howling. This person's falling

585
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 4: all over their keyboard. Check on tray. If you know.

586
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 5: Somebody says that the Keys book is gonna be banned

587
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 5: in Florida. Yeah, they're gonna try to put in the library,

588
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 5: but I nope.

589
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't.

590
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 4: Identified way too much.

591
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 3: Florida, like keep this.

592
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 2: I'm nervous. So it's called the Dad emails. I'm nervous.

593
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: My dad's gonna cross off Dad and called the Keith emails.

594
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: He gets all the money. So if you're getting the

595
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: book by it now before he hires a lawyer, I'm

596
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: from the lawyers close to where he lives, and I

597
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 2: paid him a dollar just for a consultation, so legally

598
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: he can't even lawyers anymore.

599
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 3: Conflict of interest. That's smart. That's not like something he

600
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 3: would do.

601
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 9: Uh.

602
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 2: As I was saying it, it sounds like bullshit, right.

603
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: It sounds like something he lines that he did. But uh,

604
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna study that too far. And then of

605
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: course the other thing that I want to talk about

606
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: is him to we are now like.

607
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 2: Absolute yes, keithan thegirl dot com slash Dad book keeping

608
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 2: thegirl dot com slash Dad book. I think you'll dig it,

609
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 2: and if you don't dig it, I'll give you your money back.

610
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: There I said it only here. Only here, I'm saying that.

611
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll put it in the show notes slash Dad

612
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: book by now I'll get it, buddy, get rich free

613
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: book Singing Singing a free book. You said this on

614
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: the show. You mailed the book internationally. But Keith was

615
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: doing a cute thing. Uh, this happened when you sent

616
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: me my free copy. He's like, hey, you want your copy,

617
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: use his code and I'll go use this link. I

618
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: click on the link and says, but Dad emails but

619
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars Like the fuck kind of Nigerian scammer?

620
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 3: Ass?

621
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: Bullshit is this? I thought we were friends and now

622
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: you talked to me a thousand dollars of your book.

623
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 6: That's no is get four people to buy it that

624
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 6: you click on the link and once you say buy,

625
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 6: it goes into your shopping car and it's like free

626
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 6: book excut and you're like, Okay, my head.

627
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: Got hot for a second. I was like, am I

628
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: a bad friend? And I'm not giving him a thousand

629
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: dollars for book because I'm not.

630
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 4: My goodness, I did it.

631
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 2: To seven close people. Yeah, you're supposed to give me.

632
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 2: You're supposed to give me one thousand dollars. It was

633
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 2: related to a kickstarter, So we don't want people to

634
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: buy it, right, We want to give it to them first.

635
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 2: So we did a thousand. Then I give you a

636
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 2: code and rit.

637
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 4: In case you come upon it, you know, because links

638
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 4: are you know, we didn't post it openly, but we

639
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 4: have to. Yeah, so in case you come upon it,

640
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 4: if you really want to buy it, it's a thousand

641
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 4: dollars yea.

642
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: Otherwise you only got to sell one book, you know that,

643
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: I get it.

644
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 4: We need the New York City just one thousand dollars.

645
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 2: Good to go, right, And next thing, you know what

646
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 2: Rod is saying is we had a couple of international

647
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 2: people and their international laws somehow read it like they're

648
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 2: getting a book that's a thousand dollars. That means custom

649
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 2: charges them three hundred. It doesn't take it from their

650
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: account out of nowhere. But they're like, yeah, they're at

651
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 2: their post office. Do they call post office in Canada

652
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, I don't think I can accept this.

653
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah right, you got a three hundred dollar bill for

654
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: your free book? Oh oh oh.

655
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,439
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.

656
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 5: Then you say somebody got there book and it was

657
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 5: already open, because sometimes like a thousand dollars book, yeah

658
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 5: this yeah.

659
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like am I the worst criminal ever? Like whatever

660
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 2: I'm doing that, I'm acting like it's a book somehow

661
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,919
Speaker 2: it's written on the posters. I'm acting like it's a book,

662
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 2: but it is worth a thousand dollars. We gotta see

663
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 2: what this is.

664
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: Customs is researching. Like I'm on Amazon, it's nine ninety nine.

665
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: What do you think the page is made of cocaine?

666
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: Or what do you think we got to do there?

667
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 2: Mary? Mary and Chet just wrote Wait, it's really free.

668
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: I just bought it in I'm like that's probably something

669
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 2: we fucked up.

670
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 3: Some people got to business school.

671
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 4: Oh my God, what, I'm like, nervous. Now I'm going

672
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 4: to other browsers to check. What the fuck?

673
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 2: So I went to Amazon and was completely free. I'm like,

674
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 2: what the fuck?

675
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: Is there a cole? One of us put in here

676
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: and didn't know?

677
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 3: Oh?

678
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: She says for really, it says zero dollars. Y'all are

679
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: the best worst business people?

680
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 2: Yes, y'all are. Where is it?

681
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 3: Where's the link suit? The link of the chest?

682
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 2: I'm scared, like this could be the laziest and I

683
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 2: really think we funked up.

684
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: I paid for the candle, I know the money came

685
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: out of my account. I can't I don't know.

686
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 4: I just went to Amazon to check, and we finally

687
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 4: did it. We got where when you buy the Dad emails.

688
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 4: Underneath it, it says frequently bought together and it's Keith's

689
00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 4: other books.

690
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 2: That's awesome. F the Great American Novel and the Dad Emails.

691
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm on.

692
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: Free, so get it now. I don't know.

693
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 3: Maybe she bought your real dad's emails, Like.

694
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe your dad is selling it for zero, right,

695
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 4: that's how he's getting you back.

696
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: He's photo copy in one book at a time, like

697
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: all rights free. Fuck him?

698
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: But I did I send it. I sent it to

699
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: my dad and he signed for it. That how sexy

700
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 2: is that?

701
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: Still?

702
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 3: No no response?

703
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 2: Now there won't be. I don't think. I think there's

704
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 2: something about a physical book as opposed to talking about

705
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 2: on the podcast Keith and the Girl, as opposed to

706
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: I sent him the PDF so that he literally hands

707
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 2: the final word in this book. Something about it fucking

708
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 2: physical in your hands, with this disgusting cover of a

709
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 2: man jacking off to his computer with kid joke raised

710
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: on the cross anyway, you guys get it. There's something

711
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 2: where I think he's like, Okay, I'm starting to think

712
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: everything's gonna be fodder. Okay, starting to think that's what

713
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 2: I picture.

714
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 3: He don't want to help you right hard too, So

715
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 3: he's just done.

716
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Well the other, the other really important

717
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: thing I want to talk about is Himda, you only

718
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: have like maybe two or three weeks left of being

719
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: a podcaster for real, for real, real, for real.

720
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 2: I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Let's go

721
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: back to banter.

722
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, your podcast is crazy.

723
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: Timda after twenty years, is hanging up the podcast Mike

724
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: and leaving Keith and the Girl, which she's the girl everybody, and.

725
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 3: You don't know. It's a big deal.

726
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: She's fifty percent of of of of everything that Keith

727
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: and the girl.

728
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 2: Is jewelry box. I was thinking of jewelry box.

729
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: That's it.

730
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 3: That's it. You got it, and.

731
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 4: I mean anything. Cannot talk about this.

732
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 3: I know, Yeah, He's like, I look over there, squirrel.

733
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 2: He said, who's the Who's the girl? And now I

734
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: don't like this at all. I know what you're saying, Rod.

735
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 2: That kind is over comedy and ever having laughter or joy.

736
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: I don't like it.

737
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: He's done, She's done him the like how you First

738
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: of all, how are you feeling with three weeks out?

739
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like it really seeking in now.

740
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: I know one of your big fantasies is to be

741
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: able to have a funeral and see everybody at the funeral.

742
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: And this feels kind.

743
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 3: Of like like that. Yes, So like, how how are

744
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 3: you feeling?

745
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 4: I feel like podcasting has given me so many funerals.

746
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 4: It's really nice, like I have been. I have come

747
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 4: to Jesus in the sense that I rebirthed. It was

748
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 4: really when I in twenty sixteen I found out I

749
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 4: had a tumor, it was like going to my own

750
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 4: funeral now leaving it's it's very very similar. It's it

751
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 4: has been so overwhelming, I can't even tell you it's

752
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 4: and it's not necessarily like always good overwhelming or bad

753
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 4: overwhelming to leave a company is this is the most

754
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 4: boring part, Like it's, oh, you know, like in three weeks,

755
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 4: I won't be nobody will care about what I think

756
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 4: about Spider Man when I never watched it. You know,

757
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 4: in three weeks, I won't learn the news via some

758
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 4: white guy every day. In three weeks, I really have

759
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 4: to figure out some shit, like who am I gonna

760
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 4: tell my sassy stories to? Like will Xerxes have enough

761
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 4: after like two days? Like here's a mic, just record

762
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 4: something I don't know. But it's just not just that,

763
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 4: it's the boring stuff. It's wrapping up nineteen years of

764
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 4: a messy business.

765
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 2: You know that.

766
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 4: We we didn't know we were going into business, so

767
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 4: it got cobbled together and then you know, taped over

768
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 4: the years. So now I'm trying to, you know, put

769
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,959
Speaker 4: that stuff together. That stuff is boring, trying to start

770
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 4: a new career while ending another career. Then I found

771
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 4: out I have to move, so packing in the same time,

772
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 4: like so all of this stuff while trying to keep

773
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 4: like mental and physical health. I think like regular life

774
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 4: for a human being is a lot. I totally get

775
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 4: why my parents didn't like me. It was like, look,

776
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 4: we got to be adults. Plus you like, oh my god,

777
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 4: so I you know, shout out to people with kids.

778
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 4: I don't know how you take care of yourself and

779
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 4: other humans either. So in terms of that, it's been

780
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 4: a lot.

781
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: Got you Dad, Well, he didn't.

782
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 4: He didn't take time, you know, he just was living

783
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 4: his life.

784
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: And you're like, I feel like you preparing for this

785
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: in some ways, like for a while, because I know

786
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: y'all had that like time where you as Zerxeans are traveling,

787
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: y'all kind of be like digital nomads, and like you've

788
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: been talking about that. I know you're talking about like,

789
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: you know, being in a country, you know, like.

790
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 2: Going I'm so stupid that I'm just like, I guess

791
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 2: she's finding other countries.

792
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm hmm. You had a slow walk, Keith. Yeah,

793
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: when did you do? Keith? You're making her leave the

794
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: country on the on the on the next the first

795
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: podcast about him, that is gonna be like's gonna be

796
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: like the end of sixth sense.

797
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 3: Uh, it's like putting.

798
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 2: Together everything was red.

799
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 3: Oh fuck. She was always telling me she was out.

800
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 4: But you was wearing this sweater. The whole.

801
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 3: Himda was never there.

802
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 4: But so I purposefully wore this sweater first of all,

803
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 4: because it's the sweater I'm wearing right now, because you

804
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 4: mentioned it last week. I'm Keith and the Girl the

805
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 4: other day and it's like, and you'll wear that sweater,

806
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know what, let's stay on brand.

807
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 4: Here's the sweater. This is the twenty twenty three slash

808
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 4: twenty twenty four sweater. Just know, every time you see

809
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 4: this sweater, you know what year it is. It doesn't

810
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 4: matter how much this is, this is the year.

811
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: It's like it's like how cartoons like Peter Griffin has

812
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: the same thing every time.

813
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.

814
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 2: So I do like the way you're saying. I listen

815
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 2: back to Keith and Girl. It's welcome to Keith and Girl.

816
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 2: I'm Keith Madley and it's just a pause. Yeah you

817
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 2: see venom. Yeah, another long time. Everybody's downloading. Just so

818
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 2: I don't cry.

819
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: You're arguing, you're arguing with yourself. Get the fuck out

820
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: of here to know that movie sucks. You didn't even

821
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: see the movie. No, it's not time cruise.

822
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 4: He just every every five minutes and thirty one second,

823
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 4: he goes, that's dumb.

824
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, doubt it.

825
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 2: You don't mean.

826
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: But so like that's a big thing, because it's not

827
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: just leaving the show that you've done forever, the job

828
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 1: you've done forever, but going to another country, uh other

829
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: countries to to to like live this new life and swear.

830
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, just quit or don't country?

831
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: Is there a warrant out for your arrest? Just be

832
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: the truth. We won't be mad at you. It's cool.

833
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 1: I didn't come to get you.

834
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 4: Why do you think I don't take the subway anymore.

835
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 4: That's how I got at last time. Come on, I

836
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,479
Speaker 4: don't know there's anything on my name.

837
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: It could be I.

838
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 4: Did read I'm so criminal.

839
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: I didn't read an article about a person who uh

840
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: is was squatting in a hotel in New York and

841
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: figured some type of loophole where he could stay there

842
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 1: without for free, but then got arrested because he tried

843
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: to say he owned the building, and that's when the

844
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: police showed up. But I'm like maybe him, they could

845
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: just stay in the hotel for free and listen.

846
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 4: When you're doing crimes, Okay, you get one crime at

847
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 4: a time, and come on, you know that. How do

848
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 4: you think people will get caught while you're doing up

849
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 4: crime focus?

850
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 2: Is this the latest shrump news? It's like my name's

851
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 2: on the building.

852
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: So also, like you're not necessary playing on stand in

853
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: just one place. You're talking about visiting all kinds of

854
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: places and stuff. What are the places on your list

855
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: of places to go see and and be at.

856
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 4: So that's the thing is I'm not just going to

857
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 4: go to countries and be a digital nomad. I will

858
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 4: have in three weeks, I will have become a digital like.

859
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 4: I will have a digital nomad kit. I will have

860
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 4: like the small twocase, the backpack and and you know,

861
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 4: three pairs of everything, and that's it. Like, so I

862
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 4: will be ready to go. We're going to Vietnam. We're

863
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 4: going to Thailand so far, but then we might Vietnamese.

864
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 4: That was your war, not mine. We don't don't be

865
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 4: don't bring me into your white chit. We have plenty

866
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 4: of wars we can talk about. But uh, that's it's

867
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 4: it's not that after that I will find yet another cut.

868
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 4: My goodness, it took hours and hours. I in doing this,

869
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 4: I fully fully understand why families go on a cruise

870
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 4: every year or go to the same lake house or

871
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 4: whatever people do. Like I always thought that it was

872
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 4: kind of lazy and boring, Like why would you want

873
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 4: to go to the same place because it's relaxing. It's

874
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 4: because because when you're on vacation, you're like, I know

875
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 4: where this food is, I know where this lake is,

876
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 4: I know how to relax here. In order to get

877
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 4: just tickets and just places to stay, you got to

878
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 4: research what's safe. You got to put the little Google

879
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 4: map person there and walk around like you're there and

880
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 4: go like, is this regular graffiti or is this the

881
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,919
Speaker 4: kind of graffita I have to worry about? Is this

882
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 4: and a lot of things like in Thailand or Vietnam, Uh,

883
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 4: they have like these really strange alleys and then all

884
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 4: of a sudden you're like in this amazing restaurant, but

885
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 4: you just have to fearlessly walk through something because you

886
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 4: don't know. It is literally twelve hour time difference. It

887
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 4: is everything culturally that is different than the United States.

888
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 2: I agree in jail, the movie.

889
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 4: And then there's a fucking movie that scares the hell

890
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 4: out of me. What is that movie? Broke Back?

891
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: Not Mountain, I never saw that Palace, Palace, broke down,

892
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 1: broke down.

893
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 4: The watch that before you travel internationally, do not. I

894
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 4: will be checking no, I will be checking my luggage

895
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 4: in the bathroom. I will like the whole It's so nervous.

896
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: What's happening here?

897
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 4: So yeah, So that's it's it's it's not like after that.

898
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 4: Who knows? After that? Actually, who knows. I'm not really sure,

899
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 4: but it might not be like so international or so different.

900
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 4: But eventually I do want to spend maybe like six

901
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 4: months in South America. We lost Karen, Karen, what is happening?

902
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: By accident?

903
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 5: I was trying to make it rain and stuff like

904
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 5: him done, and all of a sudden, this.

905
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 3: Baby put me back on, put.

906
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: Me back right, like how she just did that? She's like,

907
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 1: I'll fix it. I don't know how to fix this.

908
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 2: So there's weird video shit going on. Guys. You got

909
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 2: to catch the black Eye? Who tips live?

910
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god?

911
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: What I don't even see us any What the fuck? Now?

912
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: Me and Keith out is a woman only show? Yes? Oh,

913
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: my god, Karen, I just.

914
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: Went jewelry box. Now all of a sudden, we're not even.

915
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 3: Okay, did that work?

916
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: Okay?

917
00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 3: Why what are you doing over here?

918
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: What are you doing bare listening to the story. I

919
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: did it for you, Keith.

920
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 3: I did it for you.

921
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be distracted you.

922
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 2: I appreciate that you. I don't want to think about

923
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 2: the truth. Thank you. What uh so Vietnam now you're

924
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: saying Vietnam.

925
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 4: No, it's the first. The first trips are booked, Vietnam

926
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 4: and Thailand.

927
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 2: All the booked already.

928
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, that just happened. It took hours and hours and

929
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 4: hours and hours and hours.

930
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 3: Keith hasn't even booked the first guest for when she's

931
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: fucking Keith.

932
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 1: Is still like, I don't know. It's really having it, Keith,

933
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: It's really going to have it, not a joke. I

934
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: believe in you, Keith.

935
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 3: I said you'll be ready.

936
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 2: I'll be ready because they have to be ready. But yeah,

937
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 2: I'm very excited for kind. She she has a thing

938
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,439
Speaker 2: called the Oh Matt one minute at a time, and

939
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 2: it's just it's like a self help thing. Am I saying? Right?

940
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: When I say self help? And it's one minute physical exercise,

941
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 2: one minute journaling, one minute meditation, and in eight minutes

942
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: you're done. You do it daily and your life is better.

943
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: And that was part of it, and it's great. So

944
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 2: she's over comedy and laughing like I said, and she's

945
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 2: working on this now.

946
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's like I said. In twenty sixteen, I

947
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 4: found that I had a really giant tumor. I needed

948
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 4: open heart surgery. I got some autoimmune diseases because of

949
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 4: what's the main one, the autoimmune disease, ye.

950
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: Gras, no joke, going back to banter. I'm being completely serious.

951
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 2: In the Spider Man movie, Madam Webb, they just bring

952
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 2: up that if she wasn't bitten by a spider, she

953
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 2: would have Gravis forever. Wow, it never brought up again.

954
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 2: I'm being dead serious. And in the theater I go,

955
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 2: I know, you're making a face like it's Keith being serious.

956
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 2: I'm being dead serious. In the movie, I go all

957
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 2: ship and I think other people were like, we supposed

958
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 2: to catch something's up from the.

959
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 1: Comers, Like I've heard that word before.

960
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 2: I just felt like it was weird that you shoved

961
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: it in there.

962
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 3: I felt like, you're just trying to trick me and

963
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 3: Karen and seeing it.

964
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: Just like she also loves Charlotte Horners and for no

965
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: reason she goes lamellow ball and then she it's crazy and.

966
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 5: She has a football and yeah, kill lot of panthers.

967
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: You won't trick me. Keep Yeah, she's a big big

968
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: it's everything you guys like you had the tumor.

969
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 4: But everything really is a Marvel movie. I gotta watch movies.

970
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: That's what she's really going to do. She's she's not

971
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: leaving the country. She's got forty years of movies to

972
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: catch up on.

973
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 4: Honestly, the day that I was going into open heart surgery,

974
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 4: I thought I was just going to see a movie.

975
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 4: And I thought they were saying like, don't eat, will

976
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 4: eat so much popcorn, you know, hold on. So so yeah,

977
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 4: I found out I had this toomor. I found out

978
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 4: about open open heart surgery. I also found out that,

979
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 4: you know, my husband was not behaving my husband, I

980
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 4: had to get a divorce and you know, all of

981
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 4: this shit. And I thought to myself, like, in my life,

982
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 4: I have been like the happiest person people have ever met.

983
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 4: And in my and and the darkest times have been

984
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 4: in my brain as well, and I go, oh my god,

985
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 4: but nothing bad has really happened to me in my life.

986
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 4: Now all this bad stuff is kind I got bad news, healthwives,

987
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 4: romantic white like all of this stuff, and I had

988
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 4: to take a break from work. Everything was kind of crashing.

989
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 4: I'm like, if I found a way to get dark

990
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 4: in my head over nothing, what's gonna happen to my

991
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 4: head when actual bad news is being told to me

992
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 4: for real and I have to take care of it.

993
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 4: So I started researching for real how to be happy?

994
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 4: Like how are people doing it? Is there a way

995
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 4: to be happy? And it turns out like it is

996
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 4: for me after all the things that I've read, and

997
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 4: I've really every morning I research this stuff. Every day.

998
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 4: I look through you know, how to what is a

999
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 4: good routine? How do you how do you interrupt your

1000
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,919
Speaker 4: brain so that you can have useful thoughts? Things like that,

1001
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 4: and I put it into one minute at a time.

1002
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 4: So these eight exercises are the eight exercises that I

1003
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 4: found essential to creating. You can't just be happy, that's psychotic,

1004
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 4: Like that was my problem is when I'm not happy,

1005
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 4: I'm like, why am I not happy? Why amight. You

1006
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 4: have to be a range of emotions and learn how

1007
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 4: to use them properly, manage them well, and still associate

1008
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 4: with actual life. So these eight exercises, even done one

1009
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,319
Speaker 4: minute a day, even done one at a time, can

1010
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 4: really focus hone in on how to just manage that

1011
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 4: thing that's managing the rest of our body. I'm moving

1012
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 4: my hands because my brain is doing it. Everything goes

1013
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 4: to the brain. So I learned so much about it,

1014
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 4: broke it down to the smallest possible things that we

1015
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 4: can do to get that win to keep going because

1016
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 4: it's an anxious filled world right now, and.

1017
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: I get it, especially coming out of the pandemic, Like

1018
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: I feel like the p if you didn't have some

1019
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: level anxiety, I don't congratulations.

1020
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 2: It fucked with all of us. Everybody recognized that it

1021
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: fucked with all of us. Any fucking age.

1022
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. So right now it's at keithanthegurl dot com slash

1023
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 4: oh Matt, and it's free because in the choice.

1024
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 2: By the way, that part that's not a promotional credit.

1025
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah.

1026
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: Just for the record, Mary sent me the email screenshot

1027
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: and she had a promotional credit, which is why she

1028
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: got it free. But yeah, not.

1029
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 3: Everyone gets it free, but go ahead ahead.

1030
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 4: Sorry okay, so oh yeah, so right now it's there,

1031
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 4: and in the background, I'm working on building more of

1032
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 4: the program so that people can have that. Right now,

1033
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,879
Speaker 4: we're meeting at ten am. I'm hoping to be able

1034
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 4: to give this to people no matter what time they're

1035
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,720
Speaker 4: able to do it, and just just kind of judging

1036
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 4: it in the background, and then keithanthegirl dot com slash oh,

1037
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 4: Matt will go to the latest program once I release it.

1038
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 1: All right, Well, look, I'm looking forward to either you

1039
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: going overseas and getting locked up or starting to code,

1040
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: or like wherever your life takes you. You know, don't

1041
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: be a stranger. I hope they still have social media

1042
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: and the place to go.

1043
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 2: You know what's gonna be the thing is that you know,

1044
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 2: hopefully I can get her as a guest every every

1045
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 2: once in the blue moon. But I bet you her

1046
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 2: podcast quality overseas is gonna be better than comedians in

1047
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 2: New York City.

1048
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 3: No delay, that's the thing.

1049
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 1: You know, She's gonna be prepared.

1050
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 3: She's not gonna come out with no mike.

1051
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're if you're a comedian or anything, or

1052
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 2: a performer, get a fucking microphone. It's twenty twenty four,

1053
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 2: where we just had COVID. By the way, speaking of

1054
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 2: going back to banter, yeah, yeah, of course, this this

1055
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 2: Thanos that paused the world for you know, five years,

1056
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 2: for have the population. Man, they got lucky on that storyline,

1057
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,240
Speaker 2: didn't they. That makes so much sense.

1058
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if you know behind the scenes.

1059
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, i don't know if you know behind the scenes.

1060
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: But for a Falcon in the Winter Soldier, they had

1061
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: to take out a storyline about a disease that was

1062
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 1: basically COVID, but they wrote before COVID happened, so they

1063
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: had to like there's entire swass of the storyline and

1064
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: plot that just seemed not.

1065
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 3: And don't make sense.

1066
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: And it's because they were like gods, who can't have

1067
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: a disease that's killing half the people? Like like we

1068
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: just so now so like the there's like a mention

1069
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: of like, well, what about the virus, and then like

1070
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: two episodes later like thank god we took care of

1071
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: that virus. I'm like, when the fuck did that?

1072
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, no, that's her. She's She's always been

1073
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 2: what I'm looking for. Ironically, h no knows the mo

1074
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 2: nose is the caring one is the et cetera, et cetera.

1075
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 2: I'm very happy for you and and you know your ship.

1076
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 4: Thank you. Check on your strong friends.

1077
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 3: Check it on your strong friends.

1078
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 1: Make sure also make sure you're keeping a list ranked

1079
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: the order of strength of your friends emotionally, because how

1080
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 1: do you know the strong friend? Like, you know, people

1081
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: don't check on me. I'm like, y'all think I'm the

1082
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: weak friend that's fucked up. I wouldn't even I didn't

1083
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,879
Speaker 1: know on scale of one to ten. Uh, But yeah,

1084
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 1: I mean it's you know, I'll say talk about a

1085
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 1: little bit later, but yeah, it's it's absolutely like a

1086
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: huge deal. Him has been a voice in my head

1087
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: since I mean I can't remember. I remember sitting in

1088
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 1: the cubicle listening to you guys just be two people

1089
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 1: on the microphone in an apartment bedroom and being like, wait,

1090
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: you can do this.

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Speaker 3: You know, like, you ain't got to be famous.

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00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 1: You don't need to go to a radio station and

1093
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: job like please some people and get a check before

1094
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,720
Speaker 1: you're allowed to just have opinions and read the news

1095
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: and tell people about your life. And so uh, I said,

1096
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: all the time when people ask us about our show

1097
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 1: and how it started, we would not have started if

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00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: not for Keith and the Girl. Literally, you guys had

1099
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,919
Speaker 1: feedback from some asshole who was like, you just weren't

1100
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: an hour and dang, anyone can do it, and you're like, well,

1101
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: then fucking do it. Then everybody can do it. Go

1102
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,959
Speaker 1: make another Keith in the Girl. Go make a better

1103
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: Keith and the Girl that everyone loves, and they never

1104
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:36,439
Speaker 1: did that we love and that person was Joe Rogan. Guys,

1105
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: it's crazy, but he got inspiring the world.

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00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 4: But no, I this is when Rod admit to Tim

1107
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 4: and he's like, now I have the black guy.

1108
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: He did finally destroyed Keith and the Girl.

1109
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 3: I knew we played the Long Day.

1110
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 2: But anyway, I'm just leaving the new podcast. Is I

1111
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 2: tip regularly, no no.

1112
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: Competition the white guy who is even more Oh no,

1113
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: we lost all of them.

1114
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 9: Go him.

1115
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know.

1116
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 5: I remember the first time we would we got to

1117
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 5: see you in New York. I was very scared to

1118
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 5: see you because I know you too emotions right, So

1119
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 5: I was like, am I gonna meet him? And him

1120
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 5: that is like gonna read all of my feelings bubbling

1121
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 5: out of me, like.

1122
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: Like not tell me funny. So I didn't know. I

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00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: was like, oh my.

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00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,919
Speaker 5: God, am I gonna go and and and and I'm

1125
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 5: gonna be like, oh my gosh.

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00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 1: How did she know? Is she reading my mind?

1127
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 3: Like I gotta sounds crazy.

1128
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to expect.

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00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 4: I wasn't did they do any of that?

1130
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: No, you did not or a person, That's what I say,

1131
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: because that would be weird and not on a podcast.

1132
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 3: People don't normally do that.

1133
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: Because what I've listened to, you talked for years and

1134
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: you to go.

1135
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 3: You kind of hit a lot of things and they'd

1136
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, yeah. I was like, okay, and.

1137
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 5: I have a conversation hu, and I'm be like, you

1138
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 5: know what, that's right, that's right, that's right. But no,

1139
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 5: it didn't happen like that. You're a beautiful, wonderful person.

1140
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 5: And I was in my own brain.

1141
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 2: So I did you practice like in the like in

1142
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 2: the shower, did you practice like what emotions? You'll tell her?

1143
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: I figured I should just pick him up. I just

1144
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: kept I just kept picturing a picture of a barn

1145
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: in my brain so that she couldn't read my mind.

1146
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 3: That's the key.

1147
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: And then when she tries to read your mind, she's like,

1148
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: what the fuck is he a farmer?

1149
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 3: I should get out of his mind.

1150
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 1: I should leave this area. Picture the grossest, weirdest like

1151
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: porn you can imagine. And then she'll just be like,

1152
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: oh god, gotcha, you're in my brain worches.

1153
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 5: See see think about Tom Cruise. She'll get in there

1154
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 5: and she'd be messing marized.

1155
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, honestly, it's been quite a journey

1156
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 1: for him to keith. Now you have to keep going

1157
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: without him that in three weeks. And I know you

1158
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: get asked this a lot and the answer seems to

1159
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: be the same, but at some point it has to

1160
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: not be the same, or else there won't be a show.

1161
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 1: What what are you thinking about as a plan for

1162
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: when when him is gone?

1163
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 4: Do you mind?

1164
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 2: If I really don't know, I got pen and paper,

1165
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:27,959
Speaker 2: tell me. Yeah. The the answer that sounds the same

1166
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 2: so far is I do what a co host? I'm

1167
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 2: going to keep the name. I'm very proud of what

1168
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 2: men can to have done. I think it'll be not

1169
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 2: a dude somebody who knows what a jewelry box is.

1170
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 2: But no, I don't know I don't know just yet.

1171
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 2: And yes again it's three weeks. I should know. I

1172
01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 2: do have some fun guests that I think jail with me,

1173
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 2: very nice saying raight away, I'm looking up at a

1174
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 2: well calendar. Uh yeah, I don't have an answer, a

1175
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 2: real answer that people would like, but yeah, it's gonna

1176
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 2: get done because it has to.

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01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 4: Ye, I think, for the for the if you're asking me,

1178
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 4: thank you. This is why I'm leaving, because like, we

1179
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 4: have not been asking you for nineteen years. But if

1180
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 4: you're asking me, if I'm asking me, it should be like,

1181
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 4: welcome to Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith Malley and

1182
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 4: today's girl is And then this way you can see

1183
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 4: how easy it is to identify as a girl for

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01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 4: one hour.

1185
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. Maybe you could even have dudes

1186
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 1: like Keith and the Girl, because I feel like at

1187
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: some point girl kind of became a bit gender inclusive,

1188
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: you know, because you know, because I got my friends

1189
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,959
Speaker 1: that whenever they want to tell me some spicy shit,

1190
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 1: I've checked the text and they'd be like, girl, and

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01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, what what's happening? No, don't don't try to

1192
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 1: correct it. Just tell me to tea What's what? What

1193
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: the fuck did they do?

1194
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1195
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 4: And I think and I think, you know, if it

1196
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 4: is a dude, he shouldn't do that, like, Hi, I'm

1197
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 4: a girl, especially because my voice has been deeper than

1198
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 4: Keith's this whole time.

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01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 5: Your voice range has kind of came down like like

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01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 5: like if you listen, it was yeah, and it just

1201
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 5: like slowed like.

1202
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: Seven real voice thousand five.

1203
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 3: Him to did kind of have like a high pitch

1204
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 3: voice and.

1205
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: The high pitched yeah, and then at some point she

1206
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: was like fuck that. I was like, dude, I will

1207
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: kill you Keith.

1208
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 2: No, it's a complete sentence.

1209
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: That's what happens when m pass learned boundaries, guys, our

1210
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: voices coming down.

1211
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 2: I used to talk like even vocally.

1212
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 4: He los a lot of jobs, I guess.

1213
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 7: No.

1214
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 1: I used to talk like Mickey Mouse at my old jobs.

1215
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 3: Okay, can I have.

1216
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 4: A job.

1217
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: Right away?

1218
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it.

1219
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait for the weekends.

1220
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 4: Boss.

1221
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 1: I do want to talk news with you guys, So okay,

1222
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: because things are happening, we're all caught up. Okay, get

1223
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: your that email's book joint, Oh, Matt, follow the chaos?

1224
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 3: What you got to kind of get new listeners after March.

1225
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 2: You can like.

1226
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 3: I took a few years off, but I need to

1227
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 3: know what's happening.

1228
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 4: Can I say? I am so excited to have you

1229
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 4: guys as a guest on the final episode that I'm on.

1230
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 4: That was really important to me.

1231
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 7: Uh.

1232
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 4: We normally recorded three when Karen can only be the

1233
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 4: studio audience. Yeah, I moved the sixth. We moved went

1234
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 4: to the host seat. We're gonna have like the Keith

1235
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 4: and the girl hosts on the final episode, and that's

1236
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 4: very exciting.

1237
01:03:58,640 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 2: I can't It's hard.

1238
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 4: It's hard to go like, well, and this will be

1239
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 4: my final words. I don't really want to come to

1240
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 4: my funeral. That means I have to give a leg up.

1241
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 4: So I'm hoping we can keep it late and have

1242
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 4: like a moment and just keep going. And then you know,

1243
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 4: I've been thinking about it, you know, like my final

1244
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 4: words are so funny and poignant.

1245
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: You're like them to remember how Jerry Springer every day

1246
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: half final words like you just right?

1247
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 2: Hey, I put these people on that will fight each other,

1248
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 2: piss on each other, ship on each other, be kind

1249
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 2: to each other. Thoughts. We can all look, that's.

1250
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 4: What I should do for the next three weeks, and

1251
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 4: my final thought is and then it'll just be another

1252
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 4: final thought.

1253
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 2: You can't artwork the final show whatever, Like let's say

1254
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 2: it kind of stumbles on a word or something close

1255
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 2: to the end. That's when I'm cutting the show off.

1256
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 2: She will not be happy about her last sentence, I promise.

1257
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: I like, how in mom mind, this is all a

1258
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: great time. But then it's like three weeks from now

1259
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: we could all be crying, like no, for for real

1260
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: him that don't leave? What's happening?

1261
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like we're gonna have a fun What are you doing?

1262
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 3: What do we do?

1263
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about some news, and I get

1264
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 1: to play a snazzy beat. Okay, over here, we have

1265
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: a lot of production guys, okay, have a lot of

1266
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 1: talent people sending us beats. But also it's a reminder

1267
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 1: of where to put commercials in the upload.

1268
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 3: So let's here's twenty five seconds of a beat. Every right,

1269
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 3: drink the water?

1270
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, let's talk about news.

1271
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Donald Trump has been ordered to pay over three

1272
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million dollars in bank fraud penalty. Were

1273
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 1: fake news?

1274
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 4: I personally think the KKK can afford it, So he's.

1275
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:23,640
Speaker 1: He's gotta pay three hundred and fifty million dollars he was. Now.

1276
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 1: The thing is that's funny about this is he has

1277
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 1: to pay the money because he's been lying about having

1278
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 1: more money than he does have.

1279
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 2: It is funny, which means you.

1280
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 1: Probably don't have this money either. I don't even know

1281
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 1: how to get this money.

1282
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 2: Can you can you pay this? I can pay it double?

1283
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let me let me all write your check. No, no,

1284
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 1: no checks from you anymore. That's kind of how you

1285
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: got here. Uh, what if I give you one of

1286
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: my huge apartments. Yeah, you were saying the apartments were

1287
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: huger than they were.

1288
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 3: Remember, we can't use that either.

1289
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 4: But yes, I have really important files in the bathroom

1290
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 4: that they're worth a while.

1291
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 3: You won't know how many nukes. You don't know how

1292
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 3: many Iran make a little hell.

1293
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:11,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1294
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: And also, like this motherfucker owes all this money, people

1295
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 1: still like, let's just put them back in charge of

1296
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 1: the country.

1297
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 3: What the fuck do you think?

1298
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 1: He What would you do if you owed a lot

1299
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: of people money and then we put you in charge

1300
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 1: of the country, Like I would be absolutely I'd be

1301
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 1: selling missiles would.

1302
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 4: You do if you found out your spice, your spouse

1303
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,280
Speaker 4: racked up your credit card bill? Would you put them

1304
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 4: in charge? No? They get a time out. You're you're

1305
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 4: the leader in this section for a moment while you

1306
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 4: get your ship right.

1307
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 5: Right.

1308
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 1: My god, I can't believe let this happen. But hey, listen, okay,

1309
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's.

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Speaker 3: Oh so that's auto matic.

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01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 1: He's the end TV.

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01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 3: You know, you know it's you.

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01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 2: Know how skateboarding old.

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01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:02,920
Speaker 3: They're yesterday? You know how scared we are?

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01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:03,840
Speaker 4: Is uh?

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01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't really a big deal because it's

1317
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 1: been a week and no one gives a fuck. But

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01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 1: when Biden tweeted during the Super Bowl, was like what

1319
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: the no, No, like everyone's like this, this is losing.

1320
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:19,720
Speaker 2: This this the thing when he said when he said,

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01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 2: what like this Taylor together and Taylor.

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01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like he's like he's a his you know,

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01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 1: it ain't him. It's of course that motherfucker was sleep

1324
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 1: at five. It's no fucking way he was up at

1325
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 1: ten the clock tweeting on Twitter. He's not on Twitter,

1326
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: but he was getting the early bird soup.

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01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.

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01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,759
Speaker 3: His social media team was like, this will be funny.

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01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:41,679
Speaker 1: We're gonna embrace the what is it that the Joe

1330
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 1: Biden meme of him dark Joe whatever they're calling it, Yeah,

1331
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 1: and they tweet that, but it's but the reaction on

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01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,240
Speaker 1: my timeline was just everyone was like, what the fuck

1333
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: are you doing, Joe, don't do this. We're gonna lose

1334
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 1: the election model one tweet it's gonna be you.

1335
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,679
Speaker 3: And then this motherfucker's like, I'm.

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01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,639
Speaker 2: Right, we did think it can't be good though, yeah,

1337
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 2: Trump still whatever, we didn't think it could be good, Like, hey, guys,

1338
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 2: we fucking rigged it after all. It's like no, but.

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01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:10,479
Speaker 4: Everybody's so dumb, right because Joe Biden feels like the

1340
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 4: father and where the teenager being dropped off, and it's like,

1341
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 4: can you just a block away? Just I'm stop saying

1342
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:18,120
Speaker 4: busting at me.

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01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 1: I can't.

1344
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 4: Nobody uses the word fly mom, Please stop yourself.

1345
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:24,640
Speaker 2: I get it.

1346
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,479
Speaker 4: You made a black friend and your second black friend

1347
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:30,720
Speaker 4: a couple of years ago. Amazing. You do not get

1348
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:34,599
Speaker 4: cool points. Father, Oh two blocks away?

1349
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 2: I am not capping you.

1350
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: Off that day, oh man. But yeah, that's all very

1351
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 1: we are. But yeah, this motherfucker owes money. Speaking of

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01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:53,280
Speaker 1: owing money, yes, this is exciting. Yes, Cameron the rapper.

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01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 1: You guys know Cam, Yes, Okay, of course I know Camera.

1354
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 1: Well I don't know.

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01:09:57,439 --> 01:09:58,720
Speaker 3: You didn't know a lot of usher hits.

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01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's I gotta I thought he I

1357
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 2: thought I was sure was gonna play yeah five times

1358
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:03,720
Speaker 2: in a row.

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01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,559
Speaker 1: Right, He's the person that's excited for that. Oh my god,

1360
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 1: so that the rest of us hate. He's like, oh,

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01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,600
Speaker 1: the one I know. Oh yeah, I remember, that's the

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01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 1: one wherever I thought he sold out.

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Speaker 2: Now you're talking, you're talking about Cameron Giles, right.

1364
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,599
Speaker 3: Of course, Yeah, kill a can.

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01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, of dip set. He's met the diplomats, children.

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01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 3: Of the corn you and you know what, you know what?

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01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 7: Yeah.

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01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,799
Speaker 2: Other other relatable acts include, yeah, I know this guy.

1369
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 3: He's a walking encyclopedia of knowledge over there.

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01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 1: So he has to pay fifty thousand dollars for utilizing

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01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:46,720
Speaker 1: a public copyright image of himself on his merchandise of

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01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,000
Speaker 1: the petty images of something.

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01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:51,360
Speaker 3: Someone took a picture of him. He put that picture

1375
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 3: on his own mirth.

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01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: Fuck, and now he owes fifty thousand dollars because he

1377
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 1: he did that.

1378
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 3: And you know what, everybody get pissed that Beyonce. But

1379
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 3: what Beyonce does.

1380
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,479
Speaker 5: She actually does a photoshoot of all her outfits prior

1381
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 5: to going out in public, and then she posts them

1382
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 5: all on Instagram and people and like the photo photography.

1383
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 5: People get pissed because now she takes her own photos,

1384
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 5: use her own images, so they can't put them and

1385
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,400
Speaker 5: put them images and do that.

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01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 3: What's crazy.

1387
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 1: It's like they're mad at her, but then they also

1388
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 1: sue you when you use their pictures on your Instagram.

1389
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,759
Speaker 1: You can't have it both ways. Either don't sue people,

1390
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: or you can sue people. They just don't have to

1391
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 1: use your work, and you can't be mad both ways. Right, Yeah,

1392
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: Cameron gotta pay fifty k.

1393
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 3: For that shit.

1394
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 5: That's why a lot of them do that, do professional

1395
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 5: photo shoots before they step out the house.

1396
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:43,479
Speaker 2: I'm on his website.

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01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 1: Not that good a picture, right right, he has more

1398
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: iconomic pictures, I think, but uh, you know that's the

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01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 1: one people wanted to buy.

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01:11:54,200 --> 01:12:01,360
Speaker 3: So yeah, Cameron fifty k speaking of own people money. Okay, okay,

1401
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 3: this sounds like a theme. SeGW uh.

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01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is selling three hundred and ninety nine dollars

1403
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 1: shoes at he went to sneaker con, uh, which no

1404
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:18,639
Speaker 1: one seemed to want. That's a sneaker con, right, Yeah,

1405
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: sneaker convict is.

1406
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:23,160
Speaker 5: What he I didn't even know sneaker con was the thing.

1407
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm if I go sneaker con, he

1408
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,160
Speaker 5: show up, I'm pissed. I'm here for the latest sneakers.

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01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,759
Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck about you, sir.

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01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 2: Well you gotta bring politics into everything.

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01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 5: I'm gonna talk about shoelaces and here your orange ass come.

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01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 1: First of all, every kind of con is a thing,

1413
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 1: like at this point, don't we have like like make

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01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 1: up a thing anime con sneak shoes. So of course

1415
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,720
Speaker 1: there's a sneaker con. But he so he goes a

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01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:54,559
Speaker 1: sneaker con to unveil these shoes. Number one, the guy

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01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,839
Speaker 1: who seems to run sneaker con, who I believe is Latino.

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01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 7: Dude.

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01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:01,360
Speaker 3: I saw him in the with Trump and these shoes.

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01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 1: But in that guy's like next tweet, he was saying like,

1421
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 1: I don't know how many Latino's gonna unfollow me for

1422
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: this one.

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01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 3: I was like, what, why? Why is that a good

1424
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 3: thing to you?

1425
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:16,360
Speaker 1: Like I'm hanging out with Donald Trump guys, and I

1426
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:19,200
Speaker 1: know he hates us, but uh, I guess y'all gonna

1427
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,720
Speaker 1: have to unfollow. Like then it's not a flex isn't

1428
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 1: the purpose of this platform to get follows? I was

1429
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,600
Speaker 1: having the guy everyone hates with his shoes there, but.

1430
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 4: Because because he knows. That's like when when you say

1431
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:34,560
Speaker 4: bless your heart, you know something bad is happening, but

1432
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 4: you're excused from it, right Yeah, So it's like, I

1433
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,479
Speaker 4: know you're gonna hate me, but this will actually get

1434
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,600
Speaker 4: me follows. I'm gonna call it canceled, but we know

1435
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 4: what that means.

1436
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:50,040
Speaker 3: Here's Trump unveiling his shoes. Wow, a lot of emotion.

1437
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:55,760
Speaker 1: There's a lot of emotion and then thank you.

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01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,800
Speaker 3: Really nice thing is we have lines.

1439
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 1: And I want to thank Chase and I want to

1440
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 1: thank Allan.

1441
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 5: But so he's getting boomed, right, I told you I

1442
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,600
Speaker 5: can't for fucking sneakers.

1443
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 3: The fuck is you're doing here? He goes.

1444
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: There's a lot of emotion, A lot of it, like

1445
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:17,640
Speaker 1: because also it's like you.

1446
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 2: Know, say that when somebody yells at me. A lot

1447
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:22,640
Speaker 2: of emotion coming from me right now, Kenda.

1448
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:27,920
Speaker 4: You're not in your space like you are a character

1449
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:31,639
Speaker 4: and now you're peddling sneakers. When was the last time

1450
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 4: you wore sneakers? What are sneakers used for? Define sneakers?

1451
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,800
Speaker 4: You just you're just here going like, I know you

1452
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 4: guys will buy sneakers. I know you guys will want

1453
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,800
Speaker 4: to support me or whatever it is. But it's like,

1454
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 4: what are you talking about now? Do you have a

1455
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 4: fragrance line like.

1456
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:53,360
Speaker 3: A him?

1457
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:56,040
Speaker 5: And you know they're probably extra man because all these

1458
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,600
Speaker 5: cons you don't get them bitches for free. So I

1459
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,280
Speaker 5: paid to come in. Is got am Khan to talk

1460
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:04,400
Speaker 5: about how a sole of a shoe was made. And

1461
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 5: I look up and I see you. Yes, I got

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01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:09,599
Speaker 5: the right to boo you right, And here are the shoes,

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01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:10,280
Speaker 5: by the way.

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01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 2: On it. I wish I could have guessed. I wish

1465
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 2: you asked me to guest. First, it's the American flag

1466
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,599
Speaker 2: on the top of the shoe. The rest is gold

1467
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:26,880
Speaker 2: with the tea on the side, and the bush would

1468
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 2: be what the fun?

1469
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,680
Speaker 4: The stars on the American flag there's five of them

1470
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,960
Speaker 4: and they're also gold, because that's how you make America

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01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:35,559
Speaker 4: great again.

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01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 5: And the people that he's quote unquote promoteness too didn't

1473
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,600
Speaker 5: come to fucking sneak a Khan, I guarantee you that

1474
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:44,240
Speaker 5: those people are at this time.

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01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 1: Honestly, they probably sold out already, I'm sure because either

1476
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:49,680
Speaker 1: it's like people.

1477
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 3: That you know, these people that love Trump and just

1478
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,240
Speaker 3: want to give.

1479
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:55,559
Speaker 1: Them everything, or there's some type of weird dark money

1480
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:56,559
Speaker 1: exchange people.

1481
01:15:56,439 --> 01:15:59,120
Speaker 4: Being like, oh, you know what, maybe Kanye is behind this.

1482
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 1: May well, Kanye would be there. He don't like Trump

1483
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:04,240
Speaker 1: no more, but he would be there.

1484
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:04,800
Speaker 4: Oh he doesn't.

1485
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:05,800
Speaker 2: Okay, they fell out.

1486
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,840
Speaker 3: They fell out because he also felt the need to

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01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 3: run for president.

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01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:08,680
Speaker 7: What.

1489
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 4: Oh I see.

1490
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,000
Speaker 1: I can't believe.

1491
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 3: I can't believe. He was like Trump should be my

1492
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,720
Speaker 3: vice president. I'm like, what, but I do?

1493
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 8: I do?

1494
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,160
Speaker 4: Feel like you know, and and your chat is saying

1495
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,559
Speaker 4: this too, it's probably sold out people. He has an audience.

1496
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 4: He has an audience with money ready to give to him.

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01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:28,840
Speaker 4: I really think the sneakers could have been anything. He

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01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,719
Speaker 4: could have said I have sneakers and then offered perfume.

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01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:35,320
Speaker 4: It really doesn't matter. Like they said, the KKK and

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01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 4: their wonderful snow slogan make America great again. You know,

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01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:43,960
Speaker 4: it's it's it's theirs and he's using it and no

1502
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:47,960
Speaker 4: matter how much funds he will need, he will get funded.

1503
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:51,679
Speaker 1: And when I saw the shoes, I said, they look

1504
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 1: and Keith, you'll get this him.

1505
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 3: He probably won't, but it's okay.

1506
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:55,320
Speaker 4: Uh.

1507
01:16:55,439 --> 01:16:57,960
Speaker 3: They look like the Air Homelanders.

1508
01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:01,600
Speaker 1: Like if you watch the Boys, it looks like what

1509
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:04,000
Speaker 1: if they don't show his feet? But I feel like

1510
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 1: if they cut to his feet, I'd be like, yeah,

1511
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:07,559
Speaker 1: that's what he would wear.

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01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:12,320
Speaker 3: That that fucking weird shit. Oh my god, oh my god.

1513
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,680
Speaker 4: I wrote Air Homelanders in my Google. It all came

1514
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,160
Speaker 4: out as one name by mistake, and Rod, your Twitter

1515
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:19,680
Speaker 4: came up.

1516
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,519
Speaker 1: What oh that I did make that joke on Twitter?

1517
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,200
Speaker 4: Damn the first thing.

1518
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:26,880
Speaker 2: Wow.

1519
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:29,800
Speaker 1: Shout out to the person that tagged me on that

1520
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:31,960
Speaker 1: joke and was like, actually, they should be called the

1521
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,880
Speaker 1: homelander Ones. That's why I write jokes. Okay, stop, leave

1522
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 1: my perfect jokes alone. That has nothing to do with you.

1523
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:41,600
Speaker 1: They punching you down jail, honestly caring, I sent it

1524
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 1: to jail.

1525
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:42,280
Speaker 2: Come in.

1526
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,400
Speaker 1: We do that in our spare time whenever someone punches

1527
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 1: down on our jokes. Instead of going off on Twitter

1528
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,680
Speaker 1: and yelling at them, we send it to each other

1529
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,719
Speaker 1: and go look at this fucking idiot that's not funnier

1530
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:53,639
Speaker 1: than what we wrote.

1531
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,439
Speaker 2: Then and then he does like a Trump impression to

1532
01:17:57,560 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 2: judge it. Yeah.

1533
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, the most beautiful tweet Chris Brown, speaking of people.

1534
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:07,639
Speaker 2: That's Brown. I know, Chris Brown.

1535
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 1: Did he be Uh?

1536
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:11,760
Speaker 2: He beat up Marianna, Yeah, and she forgave him, but

1537
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:12,439
Speaker 2: I didn't.

1538
01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,400
Speaker 1: Right, And I feel like it's you and I and

1539
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 1: everybody else basically, uh, because speaking of going places you're

1540
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:21,800
Speaker 1: not wanted, Chris Brown was uninvited from the NBA All

1541
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:22,760
Speaker 1: Star Weekend game.

1542
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 2: Good, and he's to.

1543
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 4: Come as an audience member. He's not allowed to perform, So.

1544
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 2: I wait to watch basketball. Why don't you punish him

1545
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 2: and let him come in? No love?

1546
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 1: He lost the audience. Okay, book sales. So the n

1547
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,640
Speaker 1: b A has a celebrity game on Friday night of

1548
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:53,920
Speaker 1: the All Star Weekend, right and yeah, and so different

1549
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:57,640
Speaker 1: celebrities come and play in it. He was invited to

1550
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,760
Speaker 1: be one of the celebrities. And then whoever invited him

1551
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 1: told other people, and then those people went, what the fuck?

1552
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,960
Speaker 1: And then he went back. They went back to Chris

1553
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,480
Speaker 1: Brown said Chris, actually, you're not invited.

1554
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,760
Speaker 5: And they didn't actually talk to a group of people

1555
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 5: that would have told them no before they even sent

1556
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:15,559
Speaker 5: the invitation out, and.

1557
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,400
Speaker 1: They said the sponsor Roff, like sponsors such as Ruffles,

1558
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:22,400
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, we don't want to sponsor a game

1559
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,680
Speaker 1: where Chris Brown is playing fucking celebrity basket, right.

1560
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:27,200
Speaker 3: They don't want to deal with it because that my

1561
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:28,639
Speaker 3: name is plasted everywhere.

1562
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 1: No thank you.

1563
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:32,719
Speaker 3: And so he went on his Twitter, on his Instagram.

1564
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 1: He's very upset, he said, I was asked by the

1565
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:37,160
Speaker 1: NBA to play in the All Star Game this year.

1566
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 3: Uh what an exclamation point that.

1567
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,760
Speaker 4: I think he's right. The NBA has the history of

1568
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:52,000
Speaker 4: whatever it is, they actually don't care. And they the NBA, NFL,

1569
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:56,920
Speaker 4: they all have. Uh you know, people who have done

1570
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:00,600
Speaker 4: criminal activity, have beat up their wives, have reade to

1571
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:03,600
Speaker 4: like the NBA, the NFL, all of these, Like the

1572
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 4: leaders of the groups, they don't care.

1573
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:09,479
Speaker 1: I feel like what they do for a living, I

1574
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:12,599
Speaker 1: feel like they care the same way for those guys

1575
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:15,040
Speaker 1: they care about Chris Brown. Like if enough people were

1576
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 1: like angry, this person is disgusting and I won't watch

1577
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:21,080
Speaker 1: them play a sport or whatever, then they'll be like, oh,

1578
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 1: that guy's he's gotta go because there's guys they've gotten

1579
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,760
Speaker 1: rid of. But there's a bunch of other times where

1580
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,200
Speaker 1: people weren't that way. They were like, I mean, well

1581
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,280
Speaker 1: you gotta look at both sides whatever, and then they're like,

1582
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:31,400
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that guy can.

1583
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:33,519
Speaker 4: Play or he seems to get a lot of that.

1584
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 4: Mike Tyson, Yeah, yeah, he's just like he For some reason,

1585
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:40,760
Speaker 4: everyone's just cool with putting them in.

1586
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:42,240
Speaker 3: Think I heard him.

1587
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,360
Speaker 1: I think I heard him as the voice for a

1588
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 1: commercial the other day. Like now, he's not even in

1589
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,720
Speaker 1: the commercial. It's just like, you know, he has an

1590
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:51,519
Speaker 1: iconic voice.

1591
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,880
Speaker 4: You gotta sell.

1592
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,320
Speaker 2: It was some type of like you can't see chips.

1593
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,160
Speaker 1: There was some type of motiveation like you know, like

1594
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:03,120
Speaker 1: you need to do this with your focus in your mind.

1595
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 1: And I was like, but yeah, yeah, so Chris Brown's upset.

1596
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:11,360
Speaker 1: He said only for them to call later and they

1597
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,800
Speaker 1: couldn't do it because their sponsors like Ruffles. At this point,

1598
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm sick of people bothering me and I'm tired of

1599
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:19,680
Speaker 1: living in the fucking past. I posted the email so

1600
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,680
Speaker 1: y'all can see the NBA still was trying to get

1601
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:24,640
Speaker 1: me to come and sit courtside not fucking happening. He

1602
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:28,040
Speaker 1: concluded his statement with only I only go where I'm appreciated.

1603
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:32,519
Speaker 1: The emails also appreciated included mockups of uniforms for Brown

1604
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,280
Speaker 1: celebrity team, which would have been coached by the rapper

1605
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:36,000
Speaker 1: Lil Wayne.

1606
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:41,240
Speaker 2: He should do a meme where it's, uh, it's a

1607
01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:44,360
Speaker 2: picture of a woman's head getting smashed by a card

1608
01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:48,240
Speaker 2: door and it's and then it says him, and then

1609
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,360
Speaker 2: the woman's face says Ruffles.

1610
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:57,240
Speaker 1: He also like his I think his biggest sin was

1611
01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:59,960
Speaker 1: he beat up a famous woman because everyone always brings up.

1612
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:04,360
Speaker 1: But he also like stock that harassed like four women

1613
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:08,320
Speaker 1: after that, and then you ever see you ever see takers?

1614
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 1: It is pretty fucking goods.

1615
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:14,600
Speaker 4: But also, you know, you don't get hired to that

1616
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:19,400
Speaker 4: game because you're great at basketball. Let's get real about

1617
01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:22,479
Speaker 4: getting real right, Like you got hired because people will

1618
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:25,000
Speaker 4: come to see you, and Ruffles will pay for that.

1619
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 4: Once those things don't happen because you don't have basketball credits,

1620
01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:33,720
Speaker 4: you don't get to be in this. You're only in

1621
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:36,720
Speaker 4: this because people like you. So when people don't like you,

1622
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:39,000
Speaker 4: you get to go somewhere else. Well, people do like you.

1623
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:44,760
Speaker 4: This isn't this isn't this isn't like so personal to you.

1624
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:48,400
Speaker 4: It was personal to start, like, we're hiring you because

1625
01:22:48,439 --> 01:22:51,439
Speaker 4: you did something that made people feel good. Oops, are bad.

1626
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:54,120
Speaker 4: It turns out you didn't, so we're not hiring you

1627
01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:57,280
Speaker 4: for the feel good game. What's gonna happen in that

1628
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:01,320
Speaker 4: basketball game? Dunks? No, why are you watching?

1629
01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:05,600
Speaker 1: He's also the guy that fucked up that today like

1630
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:09,800
Speaker 1: guest room or whatever, like the green room, backstage, like

1631
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:12,280
Speaker 1: he's had stuff, like he's.

1632
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:13,960
Speaker 3: Making it Like, why y'all bring it up?

1633
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 4: Oh?

1634
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,760
Speaker 1: She was like, it's not that old Chris. You did

1635
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,400
Speaker 1: other ship after that ship that and.

1636
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:23,439
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. Anyone in recovery will say, yeah, I'm

1637
01:23:23,479 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 4: sorry that I did that in my past. I'm trying

1638
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,720
Speaker 4: to live a different life. But until you all can

1639
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,040
Speaker 4: feel that, I'm gonna sit on the sideline and.

1640
01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:32,160
Speaker 2: Do what I get to do.

1641
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:36,840
Speaker 4: That's it. It's not like he's in jail. We can't

1642
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:40,800
Speaker 4: look at these people like we're hurting them so fucking bad.

1643
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:43,479
Speaker 4: Nothing's happening right, and they.

1644
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:47,160
Speaker 1: Will still be able to do his concerts. People will come, yeah, yeah,

1645
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:48,800
Speaker 1: he's absolutely fine.

1646
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,160
Speaker 3: But yeah, it does. He is saying, look, y'all, did

1647
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:52,679
Speaker 3: me dirty?

1648
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:56,560
Speaker 1: Naw, I did see this mock up of his I

1649
01:23:56,600 --> 01:24:00,960
Speaker 1: guess his uniform, which is I guess that's what they

1650
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:02,080
Speaker 1: expected him to look like.

1651
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:08,400
Speaker 3: Some that's some good photoshop, you know. That's that's okay.

1652
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:12,960
Speaker 1: That's the twenty seventeen b ET celebrity Basketball so he

1653
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,640
Speaker 1: could have been there and done that. And uh, I

1654
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:19,320
Speaker 1: gotta say the celebrity Basketball game was amazing. We didn't

1655
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:22,120
Speaker 1: watch it. It didn't need Keith Chris Brown.

1656
01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:22,880
Speaker 5: Uh.

1657
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:26,920
Speaker 1: And it was they were just the floor is l ed,

1658
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:31,800
Speaker 1: meaning there's no lines or painting anything on the floor.

1659
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:34,400
Speaker 1: It's all digital. It was neat, and then they can

1660
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:36,439
Speaker 1: change the rules in the middle of the game. They're

1661
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:38,400
Speaker 1: just like, hey, if you shoot from here, you get

1662
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 1: six points. And then if you shoot from here it's

1663
01:24:41,439 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 1: a four pointer. Oh, next time, everything's worth double. It

1664
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:45,800
Speaker 1: was fucking insane.

1665
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:48,040
Speaker 2: They did.

1666
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:51,160
Speaker 1: They did that. Yeah, where as they ran around the

1667
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,160
Speaker 1: corner flames.

1668
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:58,960
Speaker 5: Flames, it was like live NBA Jams asked Twitter because

1669
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:01,439
Speaker 5: I was like, Hey, if people at the game, do

1670
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,640
Speaker 5: they see what I'm seeing at the house because I just.

1671
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:05,280
Speaker 3: See all it up.

1672
01:25:05,479 --> 01:25:09,920
Speaker 1: The only problem is that the celebrities they're not real

1673
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 1: basketball players anyway, and the and the rules are changing,

1674
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:15,280
Speaker 1: like I swear to God, like every two minutes, a

1675
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:18,240
Speaker 1: new thing happens. They couldn't keep up, so they didn't

1676
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:20,120
Speaker 1: even know like what they were like.

1677
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:21,720
Speaker 3: It was like, no, shoot from there, dn't mean.

1678
01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:23,599
Speaker 1: You can get more points. And they're just like, I'll

1679
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,639
Speaker 1: just shoot a regular shot because I don't know. It's

1680
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:27,639
Speaker 1: all overwhelming to me. I'm just a regular person that's

1681
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:28,040
Speaker 1: an actor.

1682
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:30,800
Speaker 2: What can you do me a favor?

1683
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:37,479
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey, that's what they need. A celebrity All Star game.

1684
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:43,200
Speaker 1: It's just people we hate, you know. Also, in addition

1685
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:48,760
Speaker 1: to that news, there's a lawyer for y s L

1686
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:54,000
Speaker 1: Young Slime Life, young thug. You guys may know as

1687
01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:58,559
Speaker 1: a rapper. I just say young yeah, because you're woke.

1688
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,360
Speaker 1: You know my business, you see through it.

1689
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:03,120
Speaker 2: Well.

1690
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:09,040
Speaker 1: One of the lawyers, Nicole Svegan, was arrested on gag

1691
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:17,240
Speaker 1: charges because she was allegedly racket She was allegedly calling

1692
01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:21,479
Speaker 1: defendants and stuff and letting people know, like the police

1693
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:23,000
Speaker 1: after you, you need to get out of there.

1694
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:26,360
Speaker 3: Uh, they're coming to arrest you and stuff. People.

1695
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:29,920
Speaker 1: She wasn't even representing just like other folks. And so

1696
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:33,280
Speaker 1: now we're going down the rabbit hole of this woman's life.

1697
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,120
Speaker 2: What's your name again, Nicole Vegan?

1698
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:39,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you out her instagram and we're now

1699
01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:42,719
Speaker 1: seeing like who this lawyer was, what she was about?

1700
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:43,360
Speaker 5: Uh?

1701
01:26:43,439 --> 01:26:49,720
Speaker 1: Her her instagram is Vegan's law and uh right, Like

1702
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:54,639
Speaker 1: she just looks and she's constantly giving advice. Is weird?

1703
01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:56,559
Speaker 2: That is weird.

1704
01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:00,840
Speaker 1: People play gangs sam police hands at the same time,

1705
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,439
Speaker 1: people play gangster and police games at the same time.

1706
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:04,320
Speaker 1: That shiit is weird.

1707
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:06,080
Speaker 3: Sometimes she's rapping along.

1708
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:08,120
Speaker 9: You know, there is nothing better than when you walk

1709
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:10,160
Speaker 9: out of the gas station and somebody be like, are

1710
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,040
Speaker 9: you Nicote? And you know, real ship the world I

1711
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:15,920
Speaker 9: live in I don't even be one to claim myself sometimes.

1712
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:18,599
Speaker 9: But then when he's like you might not remember because

1713
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:20,200
Speaker 9: it was a long time ago, but you got me

1714
01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:20,800
Speaker 9: out of jail.

1715
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:24,519
Speaker 2: That makes you feel good. I'm not trying to be funny.

1716
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:25,280
Speaker 2: Are those words?

1717
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:26,280
Speaker 1: Uh huh?

1718
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:26,599
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1719
01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:31,360
Speaker 3: You know she's straight busting, Like she's straight busting.

1720
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:32,439
Speaker 2: No cap.

1721
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:37,000
Speaker 1: She's wearing. She's wearing a blinged out watch. She's got

1722
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,800
Speaker 1: the essential fear of Godhoodie.

1723
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,560
Speaker 4: On and I.

1724
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:47,840
Speaker 1: She sounds to me like if you put uh aa

1725
01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:50,880
Speaker 1: ve you know slang, hip hop rap, black people talk,

1726
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 1: if you put that into the TikTok white girl voice, Yes,

1727
01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:58,560
Speaker 1: she sounds like an amalgamation of those things. She's like

1728
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,920
Speaker 1: people be busting straight up, no cap like where you're

1729
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,719
Speaker 1: like what wait what you're the lawyer for these people?

1730
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:08,360
Speaker 1: And so, yeah, she got busted, but you know, her

1731
01:28:08,439 --> 01:28:11,680
Speaker 1: Instagram page is giving Okay, we love to see it.

1732
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:14,160
Speaker 4: But what what did she get busted for?

1733
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:16,800
Speaker 1: So she got busted for.

1734
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:21,360
Speaker 4: For telling people when the cups are coming.

1735
01:28:21,439 --> 01:28:24,320
Speaker 1: Charging her with the criminal solicitation to commit offense and

1736
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:27,799
Speaker 1: tampering with evidence and participating in criminal street gang activity

1737
01:28:28,479 --> 01:28:32,600
Speaker 1: she was. She got busted for allegedly cold calling the

1738
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:36,880
Speaker 1: suspect in September twenty seven, twenty two double deadly double

1739
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:41,599
Speaker 1: shooting in northwest Atlanta. The suspe Vegan told the suspect

1740
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:44,040
Speaker 1: she learned in a preliminary hearing related to the shooting

1741
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:47,000
Speaker 1: that there were active warrants for his arrest. She's accused

1742
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,800
Speaker 1: of telling the unnamed person who she was not representing,

1743
01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:52,120
Speaker 1: to dispose of his phone as police were going to

1744
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:52,760
Speaker 1: arrest him.

1745
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:53,439
Speaker 7: Uh.

1746
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:56,120
Speaker 3: She was taken into custody and brought to the Fulton

1747
01:28:56,160 --> 01:28:56,679
Speaker 3: County Jail.

1748
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,839
Speaker 2: Is she trying to get clients?

1749
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:04,040
Speaker 4: She's sloppy? She just she's she's showing how she could

1750
01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:06,120
Speaker 4: be sloppy and still get herself off. And this is

1751
01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:07,840
Speaker 4: the best commercial ever. Let's find out.

1752
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, did y'all go to an instagram?

1753
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:11,280
Speaker 2: Y'all?

1754
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:16,479
Speaker 1: On her instagram, she has merch. She has amazing merch.

1755
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,839
Speaker 1: By the way, this is a picture she took inspired

1756
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:23,759
Speaker 1: by fifty When fifty was when he lost the judgment

1757
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:25,800
Speaker 1: and was like ordered to pay a bunch of money

1758
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:29,200
Speaker 1: and to taunt the victim that he owed the money to.

1759
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:33,000
Speaker 1: He declared bankruptcy, but then took a picture that said

1760
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:34,400
Speaker 1: broke in cash.

1761
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:35,560
Speaker 3: And she's done it.

1762
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:37,640
Speaker 1: She's this is the inspiration.

1763
01:29:39,479 --> 01:29:39,639
Speaker 4: Uh.

1764
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:43,519
Speaker 3: She also has shirts like got proved?

1765
01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:44,320
Speaker 4: This just tacky.

1766
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:48,000
Speaker 2: She looks insufferable. She does like At first I saw

1767
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:51,080
Speaker 2: three pictures, I'm like, okay, cute, you know, just judging looks.

1768
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:54,360
Speaker 2: But now I hate her. Yeah, man, like you show

1769
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:56,720
Speaker 2: meet eleven pictures and I'm like, fuck off.

1770
01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:01,160
Speaker 4: If your man's name holds Wait, you can't just be

1771
01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:03,240
Speaker 4: out here acting like a regular.

1772
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:09,200
Speaker 1: Bitch holding a gun. Yeah, we're also holding a gun,

1773
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:10,080
Speaker 1: which I don't know.

1774
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:12,720
Speaker 5: And me and Roger got a joke that most of

1775
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:16,120
Speaker 5: her clients found her on Instagram by just stipping in

1776
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 5: at a lawyer or as they'd like to say, at

1777
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:19,599
Speaker 5: a whole.

1778
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:21,000
Speaker 3: I think she just hopped up.

1779
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:24,080
Speaker 1: People find her by butting like lawyer near me and

1780
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:28,400
Speaker 1: and on Instagram. She that's how she gives her clientele

1781
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:32,800
Speaker 1: a lot of fashion picks. I have a theory, okay,

1782
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:33,280
Speaker 1: because I.

1783
01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:36,000
Speaker 4: Go, she's at the whitening teasting every week.

1784
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:39,120
Speaker 3: A lot of filters.

1785
01:30:39,479 --> 01:30:42,160
Speaker 2: There's a lot of also.

1786
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:46,920
Speaker 1: A lot of filters on me. Here's her with her

1787
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:51,160
Speaker 1: gout proof hoodie on Okay. So my theory is this

1788
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:52,719
Speaker 1: because the first.

1789
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:54,760
Speaker 2: Judy is like, that's a lot of filters. Yeah.

1790
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:56,479
Speaker 8: Uh.

1791
01:30:56,680 --> 01:30:59,760
Speaker 1: Because the further you go back on Instagram, the more

1792
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:04,000
Speaker 1: like just normal regular white go to a cotillion looking

1793
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:07,600
Speaker 1: white girl ship there is. I think she must have

1794
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:10,960
Speaker 1: been like struggling as a regular lawyer, and at some

1795
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:13,360
Speaker 1: point it was like, I need to switch my image

1796
01:31:13,439 --> 01:31:16,559
Speaker 1: up to appeal to the hip hop community in Atlanta,

1797
01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:20,280
Speaker 1: which is currently being like you know, targeted by the police.

1798
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:24,639
Speaker 1: And ship, I'm gonna basically fake like I'm so down

1799
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:28,720
Speaker 1: in hip hop because her life's not really that hip hop.

1800
01:31:28,960 --> 01:31:32,280
Speaker 1: Like at the even her latest pictures, like she's dressed

1801
01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:36,240
Speaker 1: like a flintstone with her baby, Like that's that's a

1802
01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:37,120
Speaker 1: lead white people.

1803
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:40,040
Speaker 3: Ship, that's not that's not that.

1804
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:46,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you just that's just you're just like she's

1805
01:31:46,479 --> 01:31:50,080
Speaker 6: raising you know, these these puppies, like French puppy.

1806
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:53,880
Speaker 3: Like she's not she's not like down. She just took

1807
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:56,080
Speaker 3: pictures with guns, and then she takes pictures with her.

1808
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,000
Speaker 1: Black clients and raps to hip hop music and and

1809
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:01,760
Speaker 1: everybody's like she the hood lawyer. And I'm like, I

1810
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:04,040
Speaker 1: think she's a regular white Look at this post. That's

1811
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:10,439
Speaker 1: a white woman posed. We did do that. Yeah, yeah,

1812
01:32:10,479 --> 01:32:12,080
Speaker 1: she do the one where she kicks the leg up.

1813
01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:14,960
Speaker 1: That's my favorite one. Yeah, hand on the hip, you

1814
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:17,360
Speaker 1: know hand on the hip is is white girl had

1815
01:32:17,439 --> 01:32:21,280
Speaker 1: peace that? Yeah, Like, I think she's a regular white

1816
01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:24,439
Speaker 1: woman masquerading as a hood lawyer. But good for her,

1817
01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:28,160
Speaker 1: you know, we love to see clientele people get business.

1818
01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:32,120
Speaker 1: Good luck on her trial. Won't defend herself.

1819
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:38,280
Speaker 11: I hope notches in court, Oh for sure, that's why

1820
01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:39,120
Speaker 11: you hire her.

1821
01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:41,799
Speaker 4: You don't think she'd be telling the judge shit.

1822
01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:43,560
Speaker 2: Not like that, not like that.

1823
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:46,599
Speaker 3: I think when you're back there, you're no double negatives.

1824
01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:49,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're back there in your consultation, she's like,

1825
01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,680
Speaker 1: don't even work, don't even trip dog, We're gonna go

1826
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:54,040
Speaker 1: out there. We're gonna straight up you know, we're gonna

1827
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,720
Speaker 1: get keeping one hundred, all right. And then when she

1828
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:58,920
Speaker 1: gets in there, she's like, writ of habeas corpus your honor.

1829
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:00,679
Speaker 3: Number one.

1830
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:11,960
Speaker 11: I'd like the foully motion, like, okay, all right, let's

1831
01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:13,240
Speaker 11: move into some other stuff.

1832
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:16,639
Speaker 1: All right, we got seriously, let's do another segment over here. Okay,

1833
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:19,960
Speaker 1: we love segments, that's what we do, like our tips.

1834
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:26,479
Speaker 1: And I think we'll go with White People News because

1835
01:33:26,479 --> 01:33:29,080
Speaker 1: we got got some people here that might know we.

1836
01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:30,760
Speaker 2: Can skip it this time.

1837
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:33,360
Speaker 3: We never know, We don't know, like maybe you can

1838
01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:33,840
Speaker 3: help us.

1839
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:41,719
Speaker 1: We might.

1840
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:53,880
Speaker 4: Bring the mail.

1841
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,559
Speaker 3: White people news, all right, but.

1842
01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:01,519
Speaker 4: After this is Middle Eastern news, right, I just absolutely

1843
01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:02,080
Speaker 4: not never.

1844
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:03,880
Speaker 1: I'm scared.

1845
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:07,280
Speaker 2: I've seen Wait, the maker of that song is that

1846
01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:07,960
Speaker 2: her buddy Rick?

1847
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:12,160
Speaker 3: That is that is a Chicken Shack studio made for us.

1848
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:18,960
Speaker 1: YEP. It's amazing. No one knows the real words, but yeah,

1849
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:24,400
Speaker 1: it's vibes over here. I made up the words. So

1850
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:27,880
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift my girl, Okay, now I know who that is.

1851
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:32,920
Speaker 1: She nearly falls off a chair during Steamy Vigilante Ship

1852
01:34:33,320 --> 01:34:40,519
Speaker 1: performance at Aerostour in Tokyo. Yeah, she's I think she's okay, Okay,

1853
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:42,479
Speaker 1: I think I think it worked out.

1854
01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:46,439
Speaker 4: We hate to see it because because you said she

1855
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:50,439
Speaker 4: almost fell and it's in the news. She doesn't even

1856
01:34:50,479 --> 01:34:52,240
Speaker 4: have to fall something.

1857
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:54,719
Speaker 3: That's how much we care about white women.

1858
01:34:54,520 --> 01:34:55,160
Speaker 1: In this country.

1859
01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:58,719
Speaker 4: Almost happened to her. That was kind of bad.

1860
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:06,640
Speaker 1: Well, right, we've already moved on from the shooting at

1861
01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:07,200
Speaker 1: the super Bowl.

1862
01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:09,479
Speaker 3: We're like, we're over that. But trying to Swift almost

1863
01:35:09,479 --> 01:35:10,160
Speaker 3: fell off a chair.

1864
01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:12,720
Speaker 4: And I heard she gave I saw a think when

1865
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:16,320
Speaker 4: she gave one hundred thousand to the victims or something

1866
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:16,560
Speaker 4: like that.

1867
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:19,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, family of the woman who was killed.

1868
01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:20,920
Speaker 3: Who is a DJ?

1869
01:35:21,880 --> 01:35:24,400
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a that's a popular DJ.

1870
01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:31,040
Speaker 3: H And and Taylor Taylor say that again, I'm sorry,

1871
01:35:31,080 --> 01:35:31,479
Speaker 3: say it again?

1872
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:37,280
Speaker 4: Was Lisa Lopez? Yeah it was, Yeah, she's a popular DJ.

1873
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:39,240
Speaker 4: She just caught as straight.

1874
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:43,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, literally, and and.

1875
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:47,720
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift couldn't even go to the parade because the

1876
01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:51,600
Speaker 1: police said her attending the parade would make it a

1877
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:52,400
Speaker 1: security risk.

1878
01:35:52,479 --> 01:35:55,280
Speaker 3: They could not fair do security.

1879
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:58,840
Speaker 1: That's how popular is more than the fucking team that

1880
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:03,280
Speaker 1: won the Super Bowl. So when people say, like Taylor

1881
01:36:03,280 --> 01:36:07,360
Speaker 1: Swifts bigger than super Bowl, she kind of super Bowl.

1882
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:10,639
Speaker 5: She showed out football stadiums. Did some of the teams

1883
01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:11,799
Speaker 5: that actually play at the stadium.

1884
01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:16,040
Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns can't steal out their own safty Taylor Swift club.

1885
01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:20,080
Speaker 1: That bitch is sewed out, all right. Yeah, so she

1886
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:23,960
Speaker 1: was doing this dance on this chair and uh, this

1887
01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:27,720
Speaker 1: is hopefully you guys are I hope everyone.

1888
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:33,160
Speaker 3: Sitting Okay she is, yeah, trigger warnings. She may almost

1889
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:33,680
Speaker 3: fall here.

1890
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:35,160
Speaker 1: I don't know about the sickness.

1891
01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:37,559
Speaker 3: This is our long national nightmare.

1892
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:38,080
Speaker 2: But here we go.

1893
01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:41,320
Speaker 3: Oh wait, that was it? Okay, wo.

1894
01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:43,960
Speaker 4: Geez.

1895
01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:47,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, she's sitting in a chair, but man spreading, you

1896
01:36:47,240 --> 01:36:47,880
Speaker 2: know how we do it.

1897
01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:52,240
Speaker 1: If she was on the subway, people will be very upset.

1898
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:54,040
Speaker 2: That was it.

1899
01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:56,640
Speaker 4: That's how she Oh, so someone's getting fired for not

1900
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:57,519
Speaker 4: putting it exactly.

1901
01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:59,880
Speaker 3: You know, somebody lost their job off of that.

1902
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:03,040
Speaker 1: That is good things she knows how to shake it off.

1903
01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:05,240
Speaker 1: I don't know who left that quote, but that's why

1904
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:06,639
Speaker 1: they get paid the big dollars.

1905
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:10,559
Speaker 4: That was a whole That was a whole news article.

1906
01:37:10,760 --> 01:37:11,320
Speaker 3: Yes, it was.

1907
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:16,880
Speaker 4: Videos because she almost but didn't.

1908
01:37:17,560 --> 01:37:19,240
Speaker 2: But and you know, and I don't know if you

1909
01:37:19,280 --> 01:37:21,519
Speaker 2: saw that they were going for word count. We all

1910
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:25,480
Speaker 2: have cheers in our house and sitting down is sometimes pumfortable.

1911
01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:27,400
Speaker 2: Not in this case.

1912
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:29,800
Speaker 1: The chair was invented in ancient Greece.

1913
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:34,400
Speaker 3: You know, they blaming the chair for not scooching up.

1914
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:36,280
Speaker 3: This is why a lot of white people.

1915
01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:39,160
Speaker 1: Knew though, man, because like, isn't that refreshing?

1916
01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:41,000
Speaker 3: Isn't that cool?

1917
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:44,360
Speaker 1: Like that's what white people be worried about. She almost

1918
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:46,160
Speaker 1: fell off a chair. You look at the clip, You're like,

1919
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:47,639
Speaker 1: I didn't even see her almost fall.

1920
01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:51,240
Speaker 2: Fine, if things like that aren't serious, then what is serious?

1921
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:51,439
Speaker 8: Right?

1922
01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:54,240
Speaker 2: What I mean? Then everything's a joke. Yes, and she's

1923
01:37:54,439 --> 01:37:55,640
Speaker 2: she's well. By the way, a.

1924
01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:59,080
Speaker 3: Man almost licked to death by his pet chihuahua.

1925
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,639
Speaker 2: That could happen. That could happen.

1926
01:38:04,120 --> 01:38:06,400
Speaker 4: We can how many links does it take to get

1927
01:38:06,439 --> 01:38:08,280
Speaker 4: in the center of his death?

1928
01:38:09,479 --> 01:38:20,280
Speaker 2: A pensioner, Yeah, we kiss her dogs in the mouth.

1929
01:38:20,479 --> 01:38:21,200
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that.

1930
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:26,719
Speaker 1: There's video evidence. Go to any dog on his Instagram

1931
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:27,599
Speaker 1: for as a white person.

1932
01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:28,679
Speaker 2: They yeah.

1933
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:32,960
Speaker 1: A pensioner narrowly escaped death after an innocent lick from

1934
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:36,280
Speaker 1: his dog let him struggling to breathe. Doctors believed the

1935
01:38:36,439 --> 01:38:38,760
Speaker 1: seventy one year old from the Canary Islands may have

1936
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:42,080
Speaker 1: caught a rare bug from being licked by his chihuahua.

1937
01:38:43,439 --> 01:38:46,479
Speaker 2: They say, the dog's mouth is cleaner than your own

1938
01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:49,719
Speaker 2: asshole if you've heard that, but still.

1939
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:52,280
Speaker 3: Right, it's not like I'm kissing my own asshole.

1940
01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:57,320
Speaker 1: The who has not been named, spent three weeks in

1941
01:38:57,400 --> 01:39:00,000
Speaker 1: the hospital was given an oxygen mask to help him breathe.

1942
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:03,559
Speaker 3: He eventually developed sepsis as a reaction to the infection.

1943
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:07,840
Speaker 2: That's when you ship in your own body, right, yep.

1944
01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:12,160
Speaker 1: He suffered days of diarrhea and a high fever before

1945
01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:13,120
Speaker 1: seeking help.

1946
01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:20,519
Speaker 5: Right, taking regulass, pepto bismol. And it's like, I've done

1947
01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:24,000
Speaker 5: my job. Whatever this is, it's beyond the pink coat.

1948
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:27,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, shouldn't have had those onion rings. Fuck.

1949
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:32,080
Speaker 1: You know what makes me feel better when my dog

1950
01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:34,679
Speaker 1: comes over and leaks me on the face. Oh, thank

1951
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:37,760
Speaker 1: you dog. It took him a week to go to

1952
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:39,760
Speaker 1: the hospital, by which point he was shorter breath and

1953
01:39:39,880 --> 01:39:41,920
Speaker 1: coughing up yellow mucus.

1954
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:44,719
Speaker 3: He's a former smoker.

1955
01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:47,000
Speaker 1: He has type two divey, he's high blood pressure and

1956
01:39:47,120 --> 01:39:47,920
Speaker 1: a lung disease.

1957
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:51,160
Speaker 4: But where is the hip hop in this? Why are

1958
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:54,880
Speaker 4: they telling you don't have to take auth medications?

1959
01:39:56,520 --> 01:39:58,200
Speaker 2: Also dessert in the middle of the night.

1960
01:39:59,280 --> 01:39:59,719
Speaker 4: Criminal?

1961
01:40:00,439 --> 01:40:03,479
Speaker 3: What is his breath kind of stinks when he sleep.

1962
01:40:04,160 --> 01:40:05,479
Speaker 3: His big toe right.

1963
01:40:06,520 --> 01:40:08,240
Speaker 4: He never really did well with the ladies.

1964
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:10,560
Speaker 1: He actually enjoyed the last two seasons of Game of

1965
01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:11,519
Speaker 1: Thrones and he didn't give.

1966
01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:16,320
Speaker 2: He was like, you can see she's getting angry and angrier.

1967
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:24,640
Speaker 1: He was diagnosed with pneumonia complicated by septic shock and

1968
01:40:24,720 --> 01:40:28,439
Speaker 1: giving an oxygen mask and regulators breathing. He told doctors

1969
01:40:28,479 --> 01:40:30,439
Speaker 1: he had been scratched or bitten by his dog, but

1970
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:36,840
Speaker 1: blood test revealed he had contracted pasturilla molto sieda, which

1971
01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:42,400
Speaker 1: is which is back to from a dog's mouth. Yeah,

1972
01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:45,880
Speaker 1: but it sounds like he's okay. Medics say, sharing your

1973
01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:48,360
Speaker 1: bed with a dog, letting him lick you, and kissing

1974
01:40:48,439 --> 01:40:54,040
Speaker 1: them are risky behaviors. So the way, Yeah, I put

1975
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:56,920
Speaker 1: my dog in a condom and then they can sit

1976
01:40:56,960 --> 01:41:03,200
Speaker 1: on the bend. But he turned out to be okay,

1977
01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:04,080
Speaker 1: he just didn't.

1978
01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:04,479
Speaker 2: He didn't.

1979
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:09,559
Speaker 1: We love to see that. Uh, Michael Bublay, I'm proud

1980
01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:11,519
Speaker 1: of that name before me too.

1981
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:12,519
Speaker 4: I'm looking it up.

1982
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:19,800
Speaker 3: Okay, actor singer go to Canadian singer Yep, he claimed.

1983
01:41:19,479 --> 01:41:23,040
Speaker 1: He does, like uh like Sinatra ship right, Yeah, he's

1984
01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:25,439
Speaker 1: a he's a very star spreading the news ass singer,

1985
01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:25,720
Speaker 1: you know.

1986
01:41:26,320 --> 01:41:29,360
Speaker 2: Okay to the moon.

1987
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:32,639
Speaker 1: He's one of the Honestly, if you can't sing, why

1988
01:41:32,760 --> 01:41:35,920
Speaker 1: not just going to that genre. Everyone to do that genre.

1989
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,000
Speaker 1: It's the easiest one.

1990
01:41:38,439 --> 01:41:42,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna talk like that the rest of this show.

1991
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:43,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the yea.

1992
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:47,360
Speaker 4: I have a song, don't you know? It's a flow.

1993
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:51,240
Speaker 1: There's never a right, there's never a run in it,

1994
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:54,400
Speaker 1: you know, like there's no Mariah Carey note, there's it's

1995
01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,519
Speaker 1: just all this one fucking like, Hey, we're having a

1996
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:58,160
Speaker 1: good time playing piano.

1997
01:41:58,479 --> 01:42:00,880
Speaker 3: An hour later I get a check. Fuck it. I

1998
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:01,840
Speaker 3: love this for him.

1999
01:42:02,920 --> 01:42:06,360
Speaker 1: Well, he claims he was on mushrooms at the NHL

2000
01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:09,599
Speaker 1: All Star Game Draft and thought he was in blades

2001
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:10,120
Speaker 1: of glory.

2002
01:42:11,240 --> 01:42:14,640
Speaker 4: Oh, this is awesome once again, I'm reading this in

2003
01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:20,200
Speaker 4: the news. Yes, like your your regular afternoon of you

2004
01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:23,120
Speaker 4: know what, I took my pill this morning. Is everybody.

2005
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:30,639
Speaker 1: A five hundred? He said this at the press conference

2006
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:35,360
Speaker 1: for the NHL All Star Game. Oh no, I.

2007
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:39,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe you. Then, Yeah, I kind of funk

2008
01:42:39,160 --> 01:42:39,360
Speaker 3: with it.

2009
01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:41,760
Speaker 1: Though, Like this is the this is how you tap

2010
01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:44,400
Speaker 1: into that white privilege because I feel like they regulate

2011
01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:49,080
Speaker 1: drugs on the athletes all the time. Mushrooms is one

2012
01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:51,840
Speaker 1: of the weird drugs that people aren't really sure where

2013
01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:54,720
Speaker 1: they want to place it. You know, there's what is

2014
01:42:54,880 --> 01:42:57,200
Speaker 1: too much? Is it not enough? And to be like

2015
01:42:57,680 --> 01:42:59,880
Speaker 1: such a secure white man, you'd be like, man, I also,

2016
01:43:00,120 --> 01:43:07,040
Speaker 1: I fucked last night. I thought I was in glory. Yeah, Michael, right, Michael,

2017
01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:10,240
Speaker 1: you're crazy now when we suspend any athlete for a

2018
01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:14,160
Speaker 1: year for that, yes, but you keep singing your song

2019
01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:16,960
Speaker 1: when they get when they go, isn't that illegal?

2020
01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:21,080
Speaker 3: He goes, fly me to the moon. Hey, right, have

2021
01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:21,639
Speaker 3: a good.

2022
01:43:21,560 --> 01:43:24,200
Speaker 2: Time on the moon.

2023
01:43:24,439 --> 01:43:29,280
Speaker 5: Yes, this is just a microdosa mushrooms. And he was light.

2024
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:32,920
Speaker 2: So I'll be honest, I thought I was in.

2025
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:34,800
Speaker 4: Lays of glory for most of the time that I

2026
01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:38,519
Speaker 4: was out there until it sort of settled down and

2027
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:38,800
Speaker 4: then I.

2028
01:43:38,840 --> 01:43:42,320
Speaker 1: Realized Holy time at the NHL All Star Game.

2029
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:44,720
Speaker 7: You know, it just occurs to me that all I threw,

2030
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:47,920
Speaker 7: all the incredible songs and that you've done over the years,

2031
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:51,880
Speaker 7: and all the hearts of women you won over around

2032
01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:55,920
Speaker 7: the world with all that talk about fantasy hockey, you

2033
01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:56,519
Speaker 7: lost them.

2034
01:43:56,439 --> 01:44:01,200
Speaker 2: All in one sentence and all just evaporated, building it

2035
01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:05,719
Speaker 2: up and it just gone, well, will Yeah, will our Nets?

2036
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:07,120
Speaker 1: Like, uh, you don't don't.

2037
01:44:06,920 --> 01:44:11,240
Speaker 2: Even know how to respond. You get laid sometimes and

2038
01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:13,080
Speaker 2: you sound like a do work. I guess I don't

2039
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:15,599
Speaker 2: even know what to will like dumb as ship.

2040
01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:18,479
Speaker 4: I don't know how to say will our nets when

2041
01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:20,600
Speaker 4: BoJack is like, you did what.

2042
01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:23,360
Speaker 1: You know bad?

2043
01:44:23,439 --> 01:44:23,960
Speaker 3: Don't yet?

2044
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:24,160
Speaker 4: Will.

2045
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:28,160
Speaker 2: I don't think people know what microdose means. I didn't

2046
01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:29,879
Speaker 2: do anything necessarily illegal.

2047
01:44:32,200 --> 01:44:34,360
Speaker 1: It's just a little bit of illegal stuff.

2048
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:38,760
Speaker 3: Also, I was high as a kite, right right.

2049
01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:41,759
Speaker 2: Keep an eye on micro dosing everybody.

2050
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:42,200
Speaker 4: Why are you.

2051
01:44:42,320 --> 01:44:46,720
Speaker 1: Telling us this? I know people who still are like

2052
01:44:47,560 --> 01:44:51,160
Speaker 1: secret about weed, like it's legal, and they're like, don't

2053
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:54,080
Speaker 1: don't tell everybody. We smoke weed in the park, man,

2054
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:56,479
Speaker 1: that's us, Like, but we can.

2055
01:44:56,520 --> 01:44:59,080
Speaker 4: Do that, And I think I think I think we're

2056
01:44:59,080 --> 01:45:01,320
Speaker 4: showing age. I think we're showing age, right.

2057
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:02,080
Speaker 2: I think.

2058
01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:06,479
Speaker 4: Our generation was like, this is your brain on drugs.

2059
01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:09,040
Speaker 4: All drugs are the same. They're all going to lead

2060
01:45:09,080 --> 01:45:12,240
Speaker 4: you down this terrible path. There's no such thing as

2061
01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:15,160
Speaker 4: dose because it's just all a bad dose. Like I

2062
01:45:15,240 --> 01:45:16,880
Speaker 4: think we're a little showing our age.

2063
01:45:16,920 --> 01:45:19,080
Speaker 1: Maybe that's it. I just I mean, I'm not a

2064
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:21,360
Speaker 1: huge drug person, so I don't know, and I'll just

2065
01:45:21,439 --> 01:45:22,439
Speaker 1: admit to being ignorant.

2066
01:45:22,520 --> 01:45:25,720
Speaker 4: But we'll consider. Consider the morning shows that are like

2067
01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:30,920
Speaker 4: HiT's Tuesdays with Margarita's, Like that's been normalized. Consider you know,

2068
01:45:31,240 --> 01:45:34,120
Speaker 4: the commercials that we have for beer and how everyone

2069
01:45:34,280 --> 01:45:36,080
Speaker 4: is just fit happy.

2070
01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:39,040
Speaker 1: Drug Camda.

2071
01:45:39,200 --> 01:45:42,000
Speaker 3: You didn't know the government supports that drug and can

2072
01:45:42,080 --> 01:45:43,440
Speaker 3: tax although.

2073
01:45:43,240 --> 01:45:45,920
Speaker 1: Also though every and you guys will never see it

2074
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:49,360
Speaker 1: the same because after I tell you this, every beer

2075
01:45:49,439 --> 01:45:52,200
Speaker 1: commercial is a commercial for drugs. And I don't mean

2076
01:45:52,280 --> 01:45:57,240
Speaker 1: out yeah, I mean drug drugs like LSD, mushrooms. It's

2077
01:45:57,320 --> 01:45:59,880
Speaker 1: all like we drank beer and in a fucking train

2078
01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:03,400
Speaker 1: and came out of the sky and it started over

2079
01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:07,120
Speaker 1: the world and everyone started dancing and seeing colors and

2080
01:46:07,439 --> 01:46:10,760
Speaker 1: people were fucking floating, and it's like that beer does

2081
01:46:10,880 --> 01:46:13,760
Speaker 1: not do that, but there are drugs that do that.

2082
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:20,200
Speaker 3: Seem highly interesting now, yeah, that's what they like.

2083
01:46:20,360 --> 01:46:22,600
Speaker 1: If they've showed, like every beer commercial to have like

2084
01:46:22,760 --> 01:46:25,439
Speaker 1: a brief one second clip before the commercial where it's like, oh,

2085
01:46:25,479 --> 01:46:28,439
Speaker 1: we popped acid and then we drank beers and then

2086
01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:31,760
Speaker 1: the fucking courses started coming out of the snow and

2087
01:46:31,840 --> 01:46:34,479
Speaker 1: they were bringing a carriage and they were fucking yeah.

2088
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:36,960
Speaker 4: Could it be that commercials are the gateway not?

2089
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:38,040
Speaker 3: I think.

2090
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:41,200
Speaker 1: I think that's why they are afraid to legalize the ship,

2091
01:46:41,240 --> 01:46:43,800
Speaker 1: because it's better than the beer. Then what they're gonna

2092
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:46,519
Speaker 1: do beers beer is over. If mushrooms go legal, it's

2093
01:46:46,520 --> 01:46:46,840
Speaker 1: a wrap.

2094
01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:48,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because and that's why they fight it too,

2095
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:50,920
Speaker 5: because they're like, hey, if we you start doing like

2096
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:53,120
Speaker 5: weed and some of these other drugs a sudden, they're

2097
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:54,040
Speaker 5: not gonna buy the beer.

2098
01:46:54,280 --> 01:46:56,439
Speaker 3: They're not gonna buy the alcohol, they gonna buy these

2099
01:46:56,479 --> 01:46:57,040
Speaker 3: other things.

2100
01:46:57,160 --> 01:46:57,360
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2101
01:46:57,800 --> 01:47:01,160
Speaker 4: I think I think every rug is gonna be okay.

2102
01:47:01,479 --> 01:47:05,320
Speaker 4: All the drug companies are gonna do just fine. Beer

2103
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:09,000
Speaker 4: still has its clients. Lyric Keith tried acid. He we

2104
01:47:09,120 --> 01:47:12,200
Speaker 4: heard him giggling all night to his friends and he's

2105
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:18,000
Speaker 4: still like, nah, man, here's the ship. It's taking the

2106
01:47:18,120 --> 01:47:21,760
Speaker 4: drug for your system. It hits everybody differently, do the

2107
01:47:21,880 --> 01:47:22,400
Speaker 4: drugs for you.

2108
01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:28,800
Speaker 1: Bobby Altoff's husband files for divorce months after podcasts shut down,

2109
01:47:28,920 --> 01:47:31,639
Speaker 1: Drake Podcaster shut Down, Drake Hookup.

2110
01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:37,360
Speaker 2: Okay, so then, so I do know this, Bobby, I

2111
01:47:37,439 --> 01:47:38,479
Speaker 2: think I'm sorry.

2112
01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:41,640
Speaker 4: Did they just really sincerely fit the entire article in

2113
01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:44,840
Speaker 4: that line? Because I and then I need a second.

2114
01:47:45,080 --> 01:47:45,920
Speaker 4: What did you just say?

2115
01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:52,519
Speaker 2: She's a podcaster that is really really dry and makes

2116
01:47:52,560 --> 01:47:55,880
Speaker 2: fun of people, but nobody seems to know that what

2117
01:47:56,040 --> 01:47:57,200
Speaker 2: show they're on? Is that right?

2118
01:47:57,479 --> 01:47:57,679
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2119
01:47:57,760 --> 01:48:02,559
Speaker 1: She does the her it's the millennial Like, I'm non plus,

2120
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm not oppressed. I actually don't know anything about you.

2121
01:48:06,640 --> 01:48:09,120
Speaker 1: You need to prove to me why you're here now.

2122
01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:11,479
Speaker 1: It's allid nact behind the scenes. Obviously, you have to.

2123
01:48:11,880 --> 01:48:13,640
Speaker 2: Do you think they know? Do you think the guests know?

2124
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:17,760
Speaker 2: Because nobody knows how to be funny because the guests

2125
01:48:17,800 --> 01:48:20,360
Speaker 2: don't know, they do know, they sound stupid.

2126
01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:24,040
Speaker 1: They do know, and it's part of the bit. It's

2127
01:48:24,080 --> 01:48:28,160
Speaker 1: like when you go on the Eric Andre Oh yeah

2128
01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:30,599
Speaker 1: two first two two first too. That works too when

2129
01:48:30,600 --> 01:48:32,880
Speaker 1: you go on that show, like maybe the first guy

2130
01:48:32,960 --> 01:48:35,720
Speaker 1: in No, I don't know, but the reputation now is

2131
01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:37,360
Speaker 1: like famous person goes on here.

2132
01:48:37,439 --> 01:48:38,280
Speaker 3: She acts like you're not.

2133
01:48:38,439 --> 01:48:41,920
Speaker 1: Famous and like what are you doing here? And then

2134
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:42,920
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm.

2135
01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:44,479
Speaker 3: Little Wayne, baby, That's why I'm here.

2136
01:48:44,760 --> 01:48:48,559
Speaker 1: And then she's like little Wayne, is it because you're

2137
01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:50,920
Speaker 1: small and they have to know?

2138
01:48:51,439 --> 01:48:53,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have to know.

2139
01:48:53,280 --> 01:48:55,519
Speaker 2: But when they try I think I think it's they

2140
01:48:55,640 --> 01:48:58,439
Speaker 2: try to be funny, I bet right, and then it

2141
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:02,040
Speaker 2: comes off like you're stupid, like Jimmy Gla I loved

2142
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:06,280
Speaker 2: the worst one I ever saw was Jay Leno because

2143
01:49:06,320 --> 01:49:09,400
Speaker 2: he was trying to be funny. Yes, like, don't try,

2144
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:10,479
Speaker 2: you moron.

2145
01:49:10,840 --> 01:49:13,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, her shit got too big and now everyone knows

2146
01:49:13,680 --> 01:49:15,439
Speaker 1: the bit and they came in wanting to do it

2147
01:49:15,520 --> 01:49:18,960
Speaker 1: with her. The first ones I think was when no

2148
01:49:19,040 --> 01:49:21,599
Speaker 1: one really knew the point they were going viral.

2149
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:22,160
Speaker 9: But then.

2150
01:49:23,760 --> 01:49:27,120
Speaker 4: Black Twitter's she's doing silent trailers as if it was

2151
01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:27,759
Speaker 4: an interview.

2152
01:49:28,040 --> 01:49:29,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically, so you have.

2153
01:49:29,479 --> 01:49:33,720
Speaker 4: A movie, you do movies? How did you you memorize things, right,

2154
01:49:34,560 --> 01:49:35,839
Speaker 4: what's your name in movies?

2155
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:39,600
Speaker 1: Right? She's never impressed with it. So you're like, I

2156
01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:40,439
Speaker 1: want to osk her for.

2157
01:49:40,479 --> 01:49:43,400
Speaker 4: That, and she's like, I hear you run a lot?

2158
01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:46,600
Speaker 4: Did you win? Did you win? K? Is that?

2159
01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:48,080
Speaker 1: Is that why you're here?

2160
01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:49,920
Speaker 2: Well? So what happened?

2161
01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:55,320
Speaker 3: So her husband Corey filed for divorce from her months after.

2162
01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:57,400
Speaker 1: She was forced to shut down rumors that she looked

2163
01:49:57,439 --> 01:50:00,000
Speaker 1: up with Drake because Drake was a guest on the podcast,

2164
01:50:00,240 --> 01:50:02,120
Speaker 1: which is how it kind of made it into the

2165
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:04,640
Speaker 1: black Twitter spear. She started interviewing on the rappers and

2166
01:50:05,720 --> 01:50:07,400
Speaker 1: and this is this weird thing on black Twitter where

2167
01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:09,880
Speaker 1: black people will only share the ones she does with

2168
01:50:10,040 --> 01:50:10,679
Speaker 1: black people.

2169
01:50:11,240 --> 01:50:13,360
Speaker 3: But then they'll be like, this racist bitch doesn't even

2170
01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:13,960
Speaker 3: know who Drake is.

2171
01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:18,360
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she doesn't know who anybody is, but

2172
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:20,920
Speaker 1: she has fucking like Jenner Anderson on there not knowing

2173
01:50:20,920 --> 01:50:21,439
Speaker 1: who she was.

2174
01:50:21,880 --> 01:50:26,200
Speaker 3: Just stop sharing only the black ones, guys, It's fine, but.

2175
01:50:26,920 --> 01:50:29,080
Speaker 4: With Drake, she doesn't know who Jews are either, right.

2176
01:50:29,160 --> 01:50:31,760
Speaker 3: She's listen, she don't know Canada. Okay, she don't know.

2177
01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:35,400
Speaker 4: Child actors, wheelchairs?

2178
01:50:36,520 --> 01:50:37,599
Speaker 2: Do we think they fucked?

2179
01:50:38,160 --> 01:50:42,560
Speaker 1: I don't know or care, but let's say yes for

2180
01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:46,639
Speaker 1: the sake of their marriage being dissolved. It's interesting rumors

2181
01:50:46,760 --> 01:50:48,559
Speaker 1: you shut down, rumors that you looked up with them.

2182
01:50:48,640 --> 01:50:52,240
Speaker 2: It's interesting you just right. It's interesting that it happens

2183
01:50:52,280 --> 01:50:52,800
Speaker 2: to be Drake.

2184
01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:58,240
Speaker 1: Right. According to the dissolution of marriage obtained by page six,

2185
01:50:58,400 --> 01:51:01,360
Speaker 1: Corey cided irreconcilable different as the reason for the split.

2186
01:51:02,320 --> 01:51:05,040
Speaker 1: They tied it not January twenty twenty and went on

2187
01:51:05,120 --> 01:51:07,519
Speaker 1: to welcome two daughters, a three year old named Luca

2188
01:51:07,680 --> 01:51:09,000
Speaker 1: and a one year old named Isla.

2189
01:51:09,840 --> 01:51:11,760
Speaker 3: Uh, and Corey is asking for.

2190
01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:14,519
Speaker 4: You been in a pandemic their whole life? Holy shit?

2191
01:51:14,880 --> 01:51:18,519
Speaker 1: Right, that's what I think is really happening, is pandemic marriage.

2192
01:51:19,120 --> 01:51:21,599
Speaker 1: We can go outside again. You know, you're way more

2193
01:51:21,640 --> 01:51:25,240
Speaker 1: famous than you were before. Right, you know, She's like,

2194
01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:26,519
Speaker 1: I gotta get out in these streets.

2195
01:51:26,560 --> 01:51:28,240
Speaker 3: Okay. Drake is given out Dick.

2196
01:51:31,120 --> 01:51:34,600
Speaker 1: Interestingly, the Tech Executive listed the date of separation is

2197
01:51:34,680 --> 01:51:37,919
Speaker 1: July fourth, twenty twenty three, the same month.

2198
01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:41,760
Speaker 3: That Drake was a guest on Bobby's Really Good podcast.

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01:51:42,520 --> 01:51:49,439
Speaker 4: Hello, m yep, that's how fast divorce happens. I would

2200
01:51:49,720 --> 01:51:53,920
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of a divorce. Here's the paperwork, yep, yep.

2201
01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:56,720
Speaker 4: As a person who's been through divorce totally, how it

2202
01:51:56,800 --> 01:51:59,160
Speaker 4: happens is that fast?

2203
01:51:59,520 --> 01:52:02,200
Speaker 3: Oh we need facts for white people news. I don't

2204
01:52:02,200 --> 01:52:03,840
Speaker 3: think so look up.

2205
01:52:03,760 --> 01:52:06,000
Speaker 4: A lawyer and then you're gonna find that way. Lady,

2206
01:52:06,080 --> 01:52:13,200
Speaker 4: we talked about like looking for a lawyer's.

2207
01:52:11,120 --> 01:52:15,240
Speaker 2: Longer than July for legal zoom slash white.

2208
01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:19,719
Speaker 1: Honestly, I hope she gets that woman for her lawyer.

2209
01:52:20,080 --> 01:52:23,439
Speaker 1: I want to see that the best. Honestly, it wasn't

2210
01:52:23,560 --> 01:52:28,439
Speaker 1: giving your honor and he was. He was straight up

2211
01:52:28,560 --> 01:52:30,680
Speaker 1: not about it. So we would like to file for

2212
01:52:30,760 --> 01:52:34,760
Speaker 1: joint custody. At the time, the media personality know for

2213
01:52:34,760 --> 01:52:38,120
Speaker 1: her incredibly awkward and dry celebrity interviews, took their Instagram

2214
01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:41,280
Speaker 1: story to share an uncensored DM exchange she had with

2215
01:52:41,760 --> 01:52:45,720
Speaker 1: the Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy. My girlfriend says you

2216
01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:48,320
Speaker 1: hooked up with Drake and got divorced. I'm saying that

2217
01:52:48,439 --> 01:52:54,120
Speaker 1: it's not true. Okay, what kind of DM is that?

2218
01:52:54,760 --> 01:52:54,800
Speaker 7: Like?

2219
01:52:55,200 --> 01:52:57,519
Speaker 1: Hey, if I heard this ship, I mean, I don't

2220
01:52:57,600 --> 01:53:00,360
Speaker 1: believe it, but would you like to let me know?

2221
01:53:00,560 --> 01:53:03,960
Speaker 1: And she replied, I'm not commenting publicly but off the record,

2222
01:53:04,040 --> 01:53:08,360
Speaker 1: you're right that it's not true, she added a top

2223
01:53:08,400 --> 01:53:10,719
Speaker 1: to screenshot. I did not want to do this podcast

2224
01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:13,439
Speaker 1: in the first place, and now so much negativity is

2225
01:53:13,520 --> 01:53:16,720
Speaker 1: coming from it. She's twenty six, and she vowed to

2226
01:53:16,800 --> 01:53:19,400
Speaker 1: leave it alone after this, after elaborating on gossip that

2227
01:53:19,479 --> 01:53:22,559
Speaker 1: she and the rapper thirty seven years old, were feuding

2228
01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:27,040
Speaker 1: during the on conversation, which is conducted in the hotel bed,

2229
01:53:27,360 --> 01:53:30,080
Speaker 1: after she dropped everything to fly to Memphis to accommodate

2230
01:53:30,160 --> 01:53:31,559
Speaker 1: Drake's tour set everything.

2231
01:53:31,800 --> 01:53:34,160
Speaker 2: Okay, she's very busy.

2232
01:53:35,280 --> 01:53:37,880
Speaker 1: Also doesn't also sound I mean, she could be busy

2233
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:41,240
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, but when your personality on the screen

2234
01:53:41,479 --> 01:53:43,600
Speaker 1: is a very like I'm lazy and I don't do

2235
01:53:43,720 --> 01:53:45,720
Speaker 1: research and I don't give a fuck, being like I

2236
01:53:45,800 --> 01:53:49,559
Speaker 1: had to drop everything to do this interview, fly to Tennessee,

2237
01:53:50,439 --> 01:53:52,479
Speaker 1: lay in my bed to do the interview, which shows

2238
01:53:52,520 --> 01:53:53,559
Speaker 1: I definitely don't give a fuck.

2239
01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:56,160
Speaker 3: Also I had to pretend to not give a fuck

2240
01:53:56,160 --> 01:54:00,560
Speaker 3: about Drake. That's hard work, guys. Okay, so you like

2241
01:54:00,880 --> 01:54:01,839
Speaker 3: rap or something?

2242
01:54:04,080 --> 01:54:04,160
Speaker 1: Uh?

2243
01:54:04,320 --> 01:54:06,759
Speaker 3: She said she missed her youngest child's first birthday.

2244
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:10,840
Speaker 1: A seemingly disinterested Bobby hit the Grammy winner with the

2245
01:54:10,920 --> 01:54:14,519
Speaker 1: multiple dad pad questions. She then posted on Instagram reels

2246
01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:16,960
Speaker 1: showing her having a miserable time at one of his

2247
01:54:17,120 --> 01:54:20,240
Speaker 1: concerts and making sure to keep a persona consistent Yeah,

2248
01:54:20,240 --> 01:54:23,360
Speaker 1: that's another thing she does. She goes to the concert,

2249
01:54:23,439 --> 01:54:25,479
Speaker 1: everyone's dance, have a good time, and then she's like,

2250
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:28,400
Speaker 1: oh god, I'm so over this. I can't believe I

2251
01:54:28,439 --> 01:54:29,679
Speaker 1: have to be at this Drake concert.

2252
01:54:30,560 --> 01:54:33,320
Speaker 2: This had nothing to do with Drake's penis, right, No.

2253
01:54:33,880 --> 01:54:37,040
Speaker 1: Totally different, totally different, completely, completely different event.

2254
01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Drake's penis apparently leaked no pun on Twitter?

2255
01:54:46,960 --> 01:54:52,880
Speaker 1: Yes, well, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry guys. You guys,

2256
01:54:53,600 --> 01:55:03,240
Speaker 1: that's half white people knew then on topic, However, shortly after,

2257
01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:07,000
Speaker 1: Bobby scrubbed the Drake interview from all her platforms and

2258
01:55:07,160 --> 01:55:11,000
Speaker 1: even unfollowed the musician, who then unfollowed her that he's

2259
01:55:11,120 --> 01:55:15,840
Speaker 1: never publicly addressed to what happened. So I don't know.

2260
01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:18,040
Speaker 1: It's getting spicy over here.

2261
01:55:18,680 --> 01:55:21,720
Speaker 2: There's something. There's something like, even if it's all it's

2262
01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:23,840
Speaker 2: not all fake, there's something.

2263
01:55:24,240 --> 01:55:27,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go through that much trouble. Something happened.

2264
01:55:29,200 --> 01:55:31,640
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like something fun like sex though.

2265
01:55:32,520 --> 01:55:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely don't. Yeah, I don't know how people got

2266
01:55:35,080 --> 01:55:38,480
Speaker 1: hooked up out of that, but God bless them, you know,

2267
01:55:39,160 --> 01:55:45,000
Speaker 1: because them, Yeah, maybe that's I guess Drake is supposed

2268
01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:45,520
Speaker 1: to be into that.

2269
01:55:45,640 --> 01:55:47,840
Speaker 3: I don't know. I've seen the women Drake is fucking

2270
01:55:47,880 --> 01:55:49,360
Speaker 3: and she don't fit the profile.

2271
01:55:49,480 --> 01:55:52,680
Speaker 1: But maybe none of them, maybe none of them have

2272
01:55:52,760 --> 01:55:54,720
Speaker 1: ever talked down to him in that way that turned

2273
01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:56,640
Speaker 1: them on so much that he had to have sex.

2274
01:55:56,720 --> 01:55:58,680
Speaker 1: And then Une followed them on social media and scrubed

2275
01:55:58,680 --> 01:55:59,400
Speaker 1: the interview. I don't know.

2276
01:56:00,360 --> 01:56:02,360
Speaker 2: You just get there fucking and he's like, you know

2277
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:03,120
Speaker 2: who I am?

2278
01:56:03,440 --> 01:56:07,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's thinking his songs, Kiki, do you love me?

2279
01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:14,240
Speaker 1: Panera Bread removes charge lemonade from the menu following lawsuits

2280
01:56:14,280 --> 01:56:15,280
Speaker 1: over deaths about what.

2281
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:19,840
Speaker 2: Dad, time the fuck this charge lemonade is? What is

2282
01:56:19,960 --> 01:56:25,520
Speaker 2: it worth? You're killing people, right tip, that's not fucking

2283
01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:28,680
Speaker 2: worth it. Good for them people could have been, don't

2284
01:56:29,080 --> 01:56:32,520
Speaker 2: it's eighteen times the legal limit. Just no one gives

2285
01:56:32,560 --> 01:56:35,360
Speaker 2: a ship. It's not worth it. A girl died the

2286
01:56:35,560 --> 01:56:42,520
Speaker 2: end their fucking problems. I like that.

2287
01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:43,880
Speaker 3: I had never heard of this ship.

2288
01:56:44,400 --> 01:56:46,240
Speaker 1: It's been out for a long time, but I've never

2289
01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:49,480
Speaker 1: heard of it till that white lady died, and within

2290
01:56:49,600 --> 01:56:52,680
Speaker 1: three months white people got this ship canceled. They got

2291
01:56:52,760 --> 01:56:55,280
Speaker 1: on the case. They're like, get this ship out of here,

2292
01:56:55,360 --> 01:56:57,440
Speaker 1: Panera bread. You know, we love you, we love your

2293
01:56:57,480 --> 01:56:59,320
Speaker 1: bread bowls, but we don't.

2294
01:56:59,360 --> 01:57:02,200
Speaker 3: We're not trying to do off the fucking lemonade it is.

2295
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:05,480
Speaker 4: I think it would turn it into part Remember for loco,

2296
01:57:07,160 --> 01:57:08,720
Speaker 4: I have to increase.

2297
01:57:08,400 --> 01:57:11,120
Speaker 1: The But once white people got a hold of it,

2298
01:57:11,320 --> 01:57:14,120
Speaker 1: their parents got that for local formula change.

2299
01:57:14,400 --> 01:57:17,120
Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. It is offensive. What we're able

2300
01:57:17,160 --> 01:57:19,000
Speaker 2: to cancel it doesn't.

2301
01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like if white people got mad and were like,

2302
01:57:21,200 --> 01:57:23,280
Speaker 1: you know what, we really need to do this reparations thing.

2303
01:57:23,360 --> 01:57:25,960
Speaker 1: Three months later, black people have checks. But no, it's

2304
01:57:25,960 --> 01:57:29,320
Speaker 1: from we can't give everybody a mule.

2305
01:57:29,760 --> 01:57:30,480
Speaker 2: But if it's.

2306
01:57:33,120 --> 01:57:34,720
Speaker 1: Get this ship out of here, We're like, what about

2307
01:57:34,760 --> 01:57:37,040
Speaker 1: the cops killing people? Let's hear them out, let's hear

2308
01:57:37,040 --> 01:57:39,480
Speaker 1: them around. That's that's not that all right, body cameras,

2309
01:57:39,520 --> 01:57:41,520
Speaker 1: all right, we put some cameras on the killing, all right,

2310
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:42,240
Speaker 1: what about that?

2311
01:57:42,400 --> 01:57:45,640
Speaker 2: And the cop can turn it on and off at Yeah, what.

2312
01:57:45,680 --> 01:57:46,360
Speaker 3: Do you think about that?

2313
01:57:46,680 --> 01:57:48,160
Speaker 1: And then they can show it to you if they

2314
01:57:48,280 --> 01:57:49,840
Speaker 1: feel like complimise.

2315
01:57:51,080 --> 01:57:53,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Roger had the original full local. You

2316
01:57:53,480 --> 01:57:54,760
Speaker 3: don't want that ship, you don't want that.

2317
01:57:54,840 --> 01:57:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not worth it. I don't know what the

2318
01:57:57,040 --> 01:58:00,840
Speaker 1: fuck that was about that. I'm Michael blue off.

2319
01:58:00,720 --> 01:58:04,040
Speaker 3: The local child. Yes, I don't know what was happening,

2320
01:58:04,080 --> 01:58:05,400
Speaker 3: but yeah we got a can mic.

2321
01:58:08,080 --> 01:58:11,960
Speaker 1: I thought I was Mario whatever Micro said that then

2322
01:58:12,520 --> 01:58:15,000
Speaker 1: macro my face. It was bad.

2323
01:58:16,400 --> 01:58:18,840
Speaker 3: All right, we'll do one more white people knows all.

2324
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:20,600
Speaker 2: Right, it's getting offensive.

2325
01:58:20,880 --> 01:58:26,360
Speaker 1: Well I listen, Okay, we need these. This is what

2326
01:58:26,480 --> 01:58:29,880
Speaker 1: white people have going on. Okay, let's see who's a

2327
01:58:29,960 --> 01:58:31,560
Speaker 1: good white person to talk about.

2328
01:58:32,880 --> 01:58:35,760
Speaker 4: I heard this one guy, Catfish is down for a year.

2329
01:58:36,560 --> 01:58:43,840
Speaker 4: I mean, guess the fucking race. Then he wrote a

2330
01:58:43,920 --> 01:58:45,800
Speaker 4: book about it. Because white people can just do whatever

2331
01:58:45,840 --> 01:58:46,720
Speaker 4: the fun they want.

2332
01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:50,200
Speaker 2: People find it charming. Yeah.

2333
01:58:53,280 --> 01:58:58,840
Speaker 1: Jason sudeikis okay, yes, actor, he is an actor, correct

2334
01:58:59,280 --> 01:59:03,280
Speaker 1: to dokupa oh so close, but not you missed it,

2335
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:03,840
Speaker 1: you missed it?

2336
01:59:04,480 --> 01:59:05,400
Speaker 3: Uh forty eight.

2337
01:59:06,680 --> 01:59:09,520
Speaker 1: He can't keep his hands off of his twenty seven

2338
01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:12,360
Speaker 1: year old action of twenty seven year old actress Elsie

2339
01:59:12,520 --> 01:59:16,400
Speaker 1: Hewitt as they're scene hugging outside of West Hollywood nightclub,

2340
01:59:16,840 --> 01:59:21,680
Speaker 1: three years after he split with Olivia Wild, another actor,

2341
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:23,400
Speaker 1: And I do.

2342
01:59:23,600 --> 01:59:30,560
Speaker 2: Like Jason Sedakis, Yeah, from SNL forty eight twenty seven,

2343
01:59:30,600 --> 01:59:31,320
Speaker 2: that's too much.

2344
01:59:32,960 --> 01:59:34,520
Speaker 4: You called it too much.

2345
01:59:34,680 --> 01:59:37,080
Speaker 3: Sorry, he's the one, He's the one.

2346
01:59:37,120 --> 01:59:38,560
Speaker 1: He went too far east.

2347
01:59:38,960 --> 01:59:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder.

2348
01:59:40,960 --> 01:59:43,640
Speaker 1: I feel like in Hollywood they must never get called

2349
01:59:43,640 --> 01:59:46,000
Speaker 1: out because all of them are doing it. It's just

2350
01:59:46,160 --> 01:59:48,240
Speaker 1: us regular people being like, that's kind of weird, right,

2351
01:59:48,280 --> 01:59:50,000
Speaker 1: And they're like, I don't know, it's hanging out with

2352
01:59:50,080 --> 01:59:50,760
Speaker 1: Leonardo Cappro.

2353
01:59:50,880 --> 01:59:55,320
Speaker 3: He thought it was cool, Like, yeah, it's probably weird.

2354
01:59:55,760 --> 01:59:58,920
Speaker 2: You gotta be kind of be like we're the same age,

2355
01:59:58,960 --> 02:00:02,040
Speaker 2: me and Jays right, you gotta be. You gotta be

2356
02:00:02,120 --> 02:00:04,280
Speaker 2: in your fucking thirties for me to even look at you.

2357
02:00:04,600 --> 02:00:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like Ben Afflecks the widow in Hollywood,

2358
02:00:08,160 --> 02:00:09,760
Speaker 1: they're like, why are you back with j Low?

2359
02:00:09,880 --> 02:00:10,120
Speaker 8: Dude?

2360
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:11,400
Speaker 2: What right?

2361
02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:14,160
Speaker 3: That's that she's old enough to be your wife?

2362
02:00:19,040 --> 02:00:21,120
Speaker 1: You gotta give somebody old enough to be your daughter,

2363
02:00:21,280 --> 02:00:23,840
Speaker 1: not what the fuck she's old enough to be she's

2364
02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:24,960
Speaker 1: old enough to be your sister.

2365
02:00:25,080 --> 02:00:26,120
Speaker 3: Man, that's disgusting.

2366
02:00:30,560 --> 02:00:34,720
Speaker 2: It is, like, I I guess right, hollyweird and they're

2367
02:00:34,760 --> 02:00:37,320
Speaker 2: all doing it. Yeah, they're not talking about it.

2368
02:00:37,600 --> 02:00:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the opposite.

2369
02:00:39,080 --> 02:00:40,920
Speaker 2: I don't see how. I don't see how. I don't

2370
02:00:41,520 --> 02:00:44,080
Speaker 2: I don't see how, like a Leonardo DiCaprio, how you

2371
02:00:44,160 --> 02:00:46,440
Speaker 2: could be friends with him on his yacht and be

2372
02:00:46,560 --> 02:00:50,280
Speaker 2: like that's normal. Yeah, he's twenty two and you're fucking her,

2373
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:53,640
Speaker 2: and that's, I guess, is fun. So you don't say nothing.

2374
02:00:53,720 --> 02:00:57,320
Speaker 4: But I think they're only in spaces that are fun

2375
02:00:57,440 --> 02:01:00,920
Speaker 4: and young. They only do fun and young things. Are

2376
02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:05,880
Speaker 4: you on a yacht, Keith? Okay, who do you think

2377
02:01:05,920 --> 02:01:08,080
Speaker 4: when you go like, hey, want to come on my

2378
02:01:08,280 --> 02:01:10,600
Speaker 4: yacht tod day? Who do you think has time for

2379
02:01:10,680 --> 02:01:12,960
Speaker 4: that shit? Karen? You want to drop everything? Just come

2380
02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:16,000
Speaker 4: on my yacht, possibly blow me if I feel like it.

2381
02:01:16,320 --> 02:01:18,960
Speaker 4: And you get steak and like some champagne. Would you

2382
02:01:19,080 --> 02:01:21,000
Speaker 4: like to do that? Do you have time to do that?

2383
02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:23,880
Speaker 4: Or are you a twenty two year old model and like,

2384
02:01:24,560 --> 02:01:26,680
Speaker 4: come on over. You'll probably get a job from this. Also,

2385
02:01:26,800 --> 02:01:29,879
Speaker 4: I mean this is so regular that it's regular. Leonardo

2386
02:01:29,960 --> 02:01:32,680
Speaker 4: DiCaprio is not doing O Matt in his spare time.

2387
02:01:32,960 --> 02:01:36,080
Speaker 4: He's not looking for how to be happy. He knows

2388
02:01:36,160 --> 02:01:38,080
Speaker 4: how to do it. He knows what fun is, and

2389
02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:41,120
Speaker 4: this is fun. What's fun. When most people think about fun,

2390
02:01:41,320 --> 02:01:45,200
Speaker 4: you think about high school, college, their twenties. So when

2391
02:01:45,280 --> 02:01:48,400
Speaker 4: they go and have fun, sex is in that category.

2392
02:01:48,840 --> 02:01:53,040
Speaker 4: And that category is found on their yacht, in their mansion,

2393
02:01:53,720 --> 02:01:57,120
Speaker 4: by the pool, on the beach in the Maldives. When

2394
02:01:57,200 --> 02:02:00,200
Speaker 4: you go visit fun, you don't find forty eight your

2395
02:02:00,200 --> 02:02:02,560
Speaker 4: old Kimda and go like I knew she'd be here.

2396
02:02:03,240 --> 02:02:07,720
Speaker 4: I know it, sip and champagne dancing in her peap Vietnam.

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02:02:08,000 --> 02:02:10,480
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, she wants to go look

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02:02:10,520 --> 02:02:14,120
Speaker 4: at temples. That's what I want to do. I'm Leonardo DiCaprio.

2399
02:02:14,720 --> 02:02:17,760
Speaker 4: This is different kind of fun. They're still engaging in

2400
02:02:17,880 --> 02:02:21,640
Speaker 4: that kind of fun. So I don't to me, that's regular.

2401
02:02:21,760 --> 02:02:24,640
Speaker 4: To me, a lot of guys that age, if they

2402
02:02:24,800 --> 02:02:28,360
Speaker 4: could visit that fund that they have. No they got

2403
02:02:28,480 --> 02:02:32,480
Speaker 4: to have super Bowl parties, invite regular people who bring

2404
02:02:32,640 --> 02:02:35,360
Speaker 4: nice things like a bottle of wine, and they call

2405
02:02:35,440 --> 02:02:40,960
Speaker 4: it a party. Okay, that's not a party. People partying

2406
02:02:41,520 --> 02:02:45,000
Speaker 4: in different spheres than us don't go like, how old

2407
02:02:45,040 --> 02:02:49,480
Speaker 4: are you gonna get? Your idea was checked. My lawyer said,

2408
02:02:49,760 --> 02:02:52,040
Speaker 4: I get to have sex with anybody on this boat.

2409
02:02:52,120 --> 02:02:53,320
Speaker 4: That's what I call fun.

2410
02:02:53,680 --> 02:02:54,120
Speaker 1: The end.

2411
02:02:54,200 --> 02:02:56,320
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do? Take me to court? You can't.

2412
02:02:56,520 --> 02:03:00,480
Speaker 4: My lawyer's having fun with me on this boat. Also, Gabrio,

2413
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:04,760
Speaker 4: every fucking thing I play is the most despicable human being.

2414
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:08,840
Speaker 4: And I'm always the good guy. In the movie. What

2415
02:03:09,840 --> 02:03:13,680
Speaker 4: was that movie where he just everybody?

2416
02:03:13,960 --> 02:03:14,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

2417
02:03:14,520 --> 02:03:19,920
Speaker 4: Well, no, any movie Wolf of Wall Street, Wolf of

2418
02:03:20,000 --> 02:03:22,640
Speaker 4: Wall Street. He's the coolest guy. And in every scene

2419
02:03:22,680 --> 02:03:26,160
Speaker 4: he's fucking over some woman, He's fucking over you. He

2420
02:03:26,440 --> 02:03:30,120
Speaker 4: is literally putting fingers. He's like, fuck this guy. He's

2421
02:03:30,200 --> 02:03:33,200
Speaker 4: just a regular post office worker. There's a post office

2422
02:03:33,240 --> 02:03:36,400
Speaker 4: worker in the theater going like, yeah, fuck that guy.

2423
02:03:37,200 --> 02:03:39,920
Speaker 11: Fout have the most fun way out.

2424
02:03:40,200 --> 02:03:44,080
Speaker 4: That's how we have fun. Yeah, it's drugs, it's cars,

2425
02:03:44,280 --> 02:03:47,000
Speaker 4: it's women who are not over thirty. What is what

2426
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:50,960
Speaker 4: is wrong with you? It's it's steak, it's shrimp, it's lobster.

2427
02:03:51,280 --> 02:03:54,280
Speaker 4: Even if you're allergic, you're not gonna die. You don't

2428
02:03:54,440 --> 02:03:57,280
Speaker 4: die when you're having fun like this, and if you do,

2429
02:03:57,800 --> 02:04:01,320
Speaker 4: we don't talk about it. Right, It just keeps going.

2430
02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:05,040
Speaker 1: I like to picture him and his crew having like

2431
02:04:05,480 --> 02:04:09,200
Speaker 1: opposite conversations with other people, Like, so you're dating somebody

2432
02:04:09,240 --> 02:04:12,080
Speaker 1: else like your age, Like, what do y'all fucking talking?

2433
02:04:12,200 --> 02:04:13,920
Speaker 4: What do you do talking? Sip tea?

2434
02:04:14,880 --> 02:04:18,440
Speaker 1: What do you is that? What you bird special?

2435
02:04:18,760 --> 02:04:21,560
Speaker 3: What do you what do you explain to her? What

2436
02:04:21,680 --> 02:04:23,200
Speaker 3: do you do together?

2437
02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:25,640
Speaker 2: Explain?

2438
02:04:27,160 --> 02:04:29,360
Speaker 4: How do you find yourself being smart around?

2439
02:04:30,440 --> 02:04:33,200
Speaker 1: What is that like? So like when you're in a

2440
02:04:33,400 --> 02:04:36,320
Speaker 1: at a dinner there's not loud techno music and you

2441
02:04:36,440 --> 02:04:37,400
Speaker 1: keep going huh.

2442
02:04:40,080 --> 02:04:42,200
Speaker 4: Yeah micro dohosting anything.

2443
02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:46,200
Speaker 2: So you heard her talk and now you have to

2444
02:04:46,280 --> 02:04:50,160
Speaker 2: remember that, right, you don't have like an assistant that

2445
02:04:50,280 --> 02:04:51,040
Speaker 2: knows her birthday?

2446
02:04:51,160 --> 02:04:52,240
Speaker 1: Y'all go out and do ship?

2447
02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:52,680
Speaker 2: Wow?

2448
02:04:53,240 --> 02:04:55,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean have you into that? And it's kind

2449
02:04:55,680 --> 02:04:56,160
Speaker 1: of weird to me?

2450
02:04:57,720 --> 02:05:00,320
Speaker 2: Would you win? Like the newly went game? What the fuck? Yeah?

2451
02:05:02,960 --> 02:05:04,960
Speaker 3: I don't know her last name, that's the point.

2452
02:05:06,120 --> 02:05:09,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, So he was hugging up on this young

2453
02:05:09,400 --> 02:05:13,320
Speaker 1: actress he look too cool for school and a sizzling

2454
02:05:13,440 --> 02:05:14,560
Speaker 1: black leather number.

2455
02:05:14,920 --> 02:05:16,120
Speaker 3: They're even on the town.

2456
02:05:16,600 --> 02:05:18,480
Speaker 1: During their evening on the town, while Jason opted for

2457
02:05:18,600 --> 02:05:21,520
Speaker 1: a casual look varsity style jacket.

2458
02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:25,600
Speaker 4: Once again, White people news, you guys, thank.

2459
02:05:25,440 --> 02:05:28,480
Speaker 2: You just don't think. Don't they know the picture tells

2460
02:05:28,520 --> 02:05:30,040
Speaker 2: a thousand words. They could just show the.

2461
02:05:30,120 --> 02:05:33,280
Speaker 3: Picture, but they got a thousand word account, so you gotta.

2462
02:05:35,560 --> 02:05:35,600
Speaker 2: Go.

2463
02:05:36,520 --> 02:05:37,760
Speaker 1: In other news, a.

2464
02:05:37,880 --> 02:05:40,400
Speaker 4: Fifty year old is really hot for a twenty five

2465
02:05:40,480 --> 02:05:43,760
Speaker 4: year old finds her very very sexy. Look at this picture.

2466
02:05:44,040 --> 02:05:46,480
Speaker 4: We had to catch them real quick because it's very

2467
02:05:46,640 --> 02:05:49,520
Speaker 4: rare to see someone who likes someone half their age

2468
02:05:49,720 --> 02:05:51,880
Speaker 4: and wants to feel them on.

2469
02:05:51,960 --> 02:05:54,760
Speaker 2: A TV show about soccer. It looks like his jacket

2470
02:05:54,880 --> 02:05:56,040
Speaker 2: is based in basketball.

2471
02:05:57,440 --> 02:06:00,520
Speaker 1: Well, it was a high school varsity jack. The way

2472
02:06:00,600 --> 02:06:04,240
Speaker 1: he wants the way it's aspirational for his lifestyle.

2473
02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:08,600
Speaker 4: How many ads are around this picture? There's video ads,

2474
02:06:12,440 --> 02:06:14,120
Speaker 4: maps are coming up. Holy ship?

2475
02:06:14,400 --> 02:06:16,240
Speaker 1: Was she going to the Madam Web from there?

2476
02:06:19,800 --> 02:06:21,000
Speaker 3: She's targeting audience.

2477
02:06:21,080 --> 02:06:22,440
Speaker 1: She's also a Madam Web.

2478
02:06:22,960 --> 02:06:25,760
Speaker 2: Madam Webb by the way, totally not a porn And

2479
02:06:25,880 --> 02:06:30,200
Speaker 2: I thought the pictures when they promoted it, I thought

2480
02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:32,480
Speaker 2: they were scissoring and ship, but not at all, not

2481
02:06:32,600 --> 02:06:32,880
Speaker 2: at all.

2482
02:06:33,120 --> 02:06:35,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there they go walking into the restaurant, you know,

2483
02:06:36,520 --> 02:06:37,040
Speaker 3: being cool.

2484
02:06:37,200 --> 02:06:39,040
Speaker 4: Well, they did so many things that day.

2485
02:06:41,040 --> 02:06:42,800
Speaker 2: And then they had to wait for the car.

2486
02:06:42,960 --> 02:06:45,680
Speaker 4: I guess how did the photographer. Keep up, Look that's

2487
02:06:45,760 --> 02:06:48,600
Speaker 4: him looking at her again. Wow, hands in the pocket

2488
02:06:48,680 --> 02:06:51,840
Speaker 4: this time they're diversifying. Okay, how does.

2489
02:06:52,200 --> 02:06:55,160
Speaker 1: How does he not know? This is relations when they

2490
02:06:55,280 --> 02:06:59,040
Speaker 1: take all these pictures, because when he's hanging out, when

2491
02:06:59,080 --> 02:07:02,640
Speaker 1: he's hanging out with like a age appropriate friend, the

2492
02:07:02,840 --> 02:07:05,680
Speaker 1: propriizing is they're just like, ah, fuck no, but we

2493
02:07:05,800 --> 02:07:06,560
Speaker 1: wasted guys.

2494
02:07:06,640 --> 02:07:07,800
Speaker 3: Let's go waste of a.

2495
02:07:07,880 --> 02:07:10,360
Speaker 1: Day, wrap it up. Everybody's the same age.

2496
02:07:10,280 --> 02:07:13,320
Speaker 3: Nothing to see here. Fucking this guy's boring.

2497
02:07:13,800 --> 02:07:16,680
Speaker 1: They're gonna talk about that, riders, Let's go, guys up.

2498
02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:19,400
Speaker 1: The only people they ever take pictures of being with

2499
02:07:19,520 --> 02:07:22,240
Speaker 1: some on age appropriate is literally j Lo and Ben Affleck.

2500
02:07:22,680 --> 02:07:25,120
Speaker 1: And it's because ben Affleck has rest in bitch face,

2501
02:07:25,240 --> 02:07:28,160
Speaker 1: and it's like they can always pretend they're fighting. They're like, oh,

2502
02:07:28,280 --> 02:07:30,640
Speaker 1: ben Affleck must hate he must hate being with this

2503
02:07:30,720 --> 02:07:32,280
Speaker 1: super high woman everybody loves.

2504
02:07:32,320 --> 02:07:33,400
Speaker 2: He must hate it.

2505
02:07:35,800 --> 02:07:38,480
Speaker 4: And like Jalo really seems to have her shit together.

2506
02:07:38,640 --> 02:07:41,520
Speaker 4: She's never in the tabloids for shitty things. She's she's

2507
02:07:41,640 --> 02:07:44,360
Speaker 4: in newspapers because she still has like you could still

2508
02:07:44,400 --> 02:07:48,600
Speaker 4: see her stomach muscles, right she I remember, Like there's

2509
02:07:48,720 --> 02:07:50,640
Speaker 4: not a lot that you hear about her. One time

2510
02:07:50,720 --> 02:07:54,200
Speaker 4: I heard that she her her dinner bill was like

2511
02:07:54,600 --> 02:07:57,000
Speaker 4: a few thousand dollars and she doesn't even drink, but

2512
02:07:57,120 --> 02:08:00,200
Speaker 4: she bought a you know, a five thousand dollars out

2513
02:08:00,280 --> 02:08:02,000
Speaker 4: of something something I don't I'm not even getting the

2514
02:08:02,080 --> 02:08:05,800
Speaker 4: numbers right. And I'm like, yeah, that is a business person.

2515
02:08:06,080 --> 02:08:06,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't.

2516
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:11,840
Speaker 4: You're you're doing things. So I never I never really hear.

2517
02:08:12,320 --> 02:08:15,800
Speaker 1: She was in the news lately for io Eeda Berry

2518
02:08:16,120 --> 02:08:20,040
Speaker 1: apologizing to her for making jokes about Jlo not being

2519
02:08:20,080 --> 02:08:23,000
Speaker 1: able to sing on a podcast, Like that's how she

2520
02:08:23,120 --> 02:08:25,960
Speaker 1: makes the news. Is someone being like I was, I

2521
02:08:26,120 --> 02:08:28,840
Speaker 1: just saw you rehears and my bad. I said you

2522
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:32,240
Speaker 1: were trash and uh, we're on SNL together, and I'm sorry,

2523
02:08:32,680 --> 02:08:33,680
Speaker 1: that's Jlo news.

2524
02:08:33,800 --> 02:08:35,560
Speaker 4: She's not. You know what kind of news I want

2525
02:08:35,560 --> 02:08:36,320
Speaker 4: to hear from Jalo?

2526
02:08:36,760 --> 02:08:39,200
Speaker 2: Yes, chef a fly Girl reunion.

2527
02:08:39,720 --> 02:08:43,840
Speaker 3: Oh what are they up to? I would love that.

2528
02:08:44,320 --> 02:08:47,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, we got to bring back in Living Color

2529
02:08:47,960 --> 02:08:48,920
Speaker 3: for one episode.

2530
02:08:49,240 --> 02:08:52,960
Speaker 2: Oh and it's just then dancing for thirty minutes.

2531
02:08:53,040 --> 02:08:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if they do any of the comedy skits,

2532
02:08:55,280 --> 02:08:57,120
Speaker 1: they're getting canceled, Which is why I can only be

2533
02:08:57,200 --> 02:09:00,200
Speaker 1: a one episode special. It's like, we're gonna do men

2534
02:09:00,280 --> 02:09:02,800
Speaker 1: on films, guys, and yet don't worry, we're pre canceled.

2535
02:09:03,000 --> 02:09:04,680
Speaker 1: We know there's no episode too.

2536
02:09:04,800 --> 02:09:09,280
Speaker 3: It's it's already offensive, all right, just kidding here they are.

2537
02:09:11,880 --> 02:09:14,720
Speaker 4: They should do men on films, but like not the

2538
02:09:14,840 --> 02:09:16,400
Speaker 4: original it was the Wayne's brothers.

2539
02:09:17,720 --> 02:09:22,160
Speaker 3: It was Dave, it was Damon and Alan Grid David

2540
02:09:22,200 --> 02:09:22,560
Speaker 3: Allen here.

2541
02:09:23,400 --> 02:09:26,240
Speaker 4: Yes, so, but they should they should not do it.

2542
02:09:26,520 --> 02:09:29,000
Speaker 4: They should get people who actually dressed like that and

2543
02:09:29,120 --> 02:09:32,160
Speaker 4: stuff like that, and that will be the woke segment of.

2544
02:09:32,280 --> 02:09:36,440
Speaker 1: The non Yeah, there's like flipping that they couldn't do

2545
02:09:36,480 --> 02:09:38,240
Speaker 1: it today, ship to being like, oh, they could do

2546
02:09:38,280 --> 02:09:38,640
Speaker 1: it today.

2547
02:09:38,720 --> 02:09:39,960
Speaker 3: You just have to get some different people.

2548
02:09:40,080 --> 02:09:46,080
Speaker 2: There you go if you like, they're called people Republicans

2549
02:09:46,120 --> 02:09:47,640
Speaker 2: are the ones that get mad and ship they're like,

2550
02:09:48,040 --> 02:09:50,000
Speaker 2: this is woke, d eye, bullshit.

2551
02:09:50,720 --> 02:09:52,920
Speaker 3: I came to be offended. I came to see gay

2552
02:09:52,960 --> 02:09:53,800
Speaker 3: people be offended.

2553
02:09:53,960 --> 02:09:54,240
Speaker 4: Guys.

2554
02:09:54,440 --> 02:09:58,240
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, last thing, we all talk about sword

2555
02:09:58,360 --> 02:09:59,600
Speaker 3: ratchetess and then we'll get out of here.

2556
02:10:01,200 --> 02:10:02,480
Speaker 1: P s A to the world.

2557
02:10:02,760 --> 02:10:05,440
Speaker 3: Let me play the longest sound effect in a long time.

2558
02:10:12,520 --> 02:10:14,960
Speaker 4: This sounds like that song is it real, son, Is

2559
02:10:15,000 --> 02:10:18,600
Speaker 4: it really real? So let me know it's real. Something

2560
02:10:18,600 --> 02:10:26,240
Speaker 4: that can feel so loaded up and kill all right.

2561
02:10:27,720 --> 02:10:31,960
Speaker 1: A Myrtle Beach man is accused of stabbing someone with

2562
02:10:32,080 --> 02:10:34,000
Speaker 1: a sword after a food argument.

2563
02:10:34,600 --> 02:10:39,960
Speaker 2: We get out of white people news, white.

2564
02:10:39,720 --> 02:10:42,200
Speaker 3: People news, that what we think? Is that what we think?

2565
02:10:42,320 --> 02:10:46,360
Speaker 1: Well, surprise everybody, it's a black dude.

2566
02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:49,720
Speaker 3: Oh no, I didn't see it coming either.

2567
02:10:51,360 --> 02:10:57,000
Speaker 4: It is so talented to in the streets stab someone

2568
02:10:57,080 --> 02:11:00,040
Speaker 4: with a knife like they see you coming you. You

2569
02:11:00,080 --> 02:11:05,440
Speaker 4: got to wave it really sincerely and specifically focused. It's

2570
02:11:05,640 --> 02:11:05,960
Speaker 4: a lot.

2571
02:11:06,280 --> 02:11:08,480
Speaker 1: They just folding the minimum rage too. We got a

2572
02:11:08,520 --> 02:11:09,800
Speaker 1: two for one. What's happening to here?

2573
02:11:10,280 --> 02:11:11,120
Speaker 3: Let's see here, they got a.

2574
02:11:11,120 --> 02:11:15,120
Speaker 8: News stabbing someone with a sword after an argument over food.

2575
02:11:15,600 --> 02:11:18,840
Speaker 8: Arrest warrant State. Myrtle Beach police officers responded Thursday night

2576
02:11:18,920 --> 02:11:22,200
Speaker 8: to Little River Road, Warrant State. After an argument, Fabian

2577
02:11:22,320 --> 02:11:25,240
Speaker 8: Brown went into his room and closed the door. They say,

2578
02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:27,760
Speaker 8: when the victim opened the door, Brown stabbed them in

2579
02:11:27,800 --> 02:11:28,280
Speaker 8: the stomach.

2580
02:11:28,640 --> 02:11:29,400
Speaker 1: Brown's charged with.

2581
02:11:29,360 --> 02:11:31,440
Speaker 8: A salt and battery. He's being held under a fifteen

2582
02:11:31,480 --> 02:11:32,480
Speaker 8: thousand dollars bond.

2583
02:11:33,240 --> 02:11:35,600
Speaker 2: Oh and he's like, it's Fabian God damn it.

2584
02:11:37,200 --> 02:11:39,879
Speaker 3: You're arguing over food. Then you get stab in the stomach.

2585
02:11:39,960 --> 02:11:42,280
Speaker 4: The irony of it, and you know what, they're so

2586
02:11:42,560 --> 02:11:46,480
Speaker 4: not worried about you leaving that your thing is fifteen

2587
02:11:46,520 --> 02:11:50,920
Speaker 4: thousand dollars your bail. They are not concerned about you. Right,

2588
02:11:52,440 --> 02:11:53,560
Speaker 4: you're not going anywhere.

2589
02:11:54,880 --> 02:11:57,720
Speaker 2: You've seen these people where they're like, yeah, I hate

2590
02:11:57,720 --> 02:11:59,560
Speaker 2: your sandwich, what are you going to do about it? Well,

2591
02:12:00,040 --> 02:12:01,320
Speaker 2: but you gotta do something.

2592
02:12:01,600 --> 02:12:01,840
Speaker 9: M h.

2593
02:12:02,200 --> 02:12:04,240
Speaker 1: And then he and then you go in his room

2594
02:12:04,320 --> 02:12:07,240
Speaker 1: to confront him, and he's like, take this sword in

2595
02:12:07,320 --> 02:12:10,880
Speaker 1: your stomach now now you're full. How you like that?

2596
02:12:14,960 --> 02:12:16,320
Speaker 4: Oh that took me a second.

2597
02:12:20,000 --> 02:12:20,600
Speaker 1: Oh man?

2598
02:12:20,640 --> 02:12:22,200
Speaker 3: All right, So that's it for an episode.

2599
02:12:22,200 --> 02:12:25,120
Speaker 1: I just want to say that once again, I love

2600
02:12:25,160 --> 02:12:28,760
Speaker 1: you guys. Yes, y'all are inspirations to us. We could

2601
02:12:28,800 --> 02:12:32,160
Speaker 1: not have started off show without y'all. Just take these compliments,

2602
02:12:32,240 --> 02:12:36,640
Speaker 1: don't try to don't try to make a little snarky comment, kissy,

2603
02:12:36,880 --> 02:12:40,240
Speaker 1: say anything self deprecating about yourself or anything mean back

2604
02:12:40,320 --> 02:12:44,520
Speaker 1: to us. We love you guys. Him that is gonna be, uh,

2605
02:12:45,280 --> 02:12:47,320
Speaker 1: you know, sad to see you go, but I'm always

2606
02:12:47,400 --> 02:12:51,040
Speaker 1: happy to watch wherever your journey takes you. I remember

2607
02:12:51,120 --> 02:12:54,200
Speaker 1: being in a cubicle and listening to you guys and

2608
02:12:55,120 --> 02:12:57,800
Speaker 1: uh for the hour or so that y'all were there, it.

2609
02:12:57,920 --> 02:12:59,760
Speaker 3: Was like I wasn't even at work, I was I

2610
02:12:59,880 --> 02:13:00,360
Speaker 3: was out.

2611
02:13:01,080 --> 02:13:03,240
Speaker 1: I was in an apartment listening to people talk about

2612
02:13:03,280 --> 02:13:08,320
Speaker 1: being clowns professionally, listening to people talk about shitting and milkshakes,

2613
02:13:08,360 --> 02:13:11,040
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. And you guys really showed me

2614
02:13:11,400 --> 02:13:14,840
Speaker 1: like that you can build a world of your own.

2615
02:13:15,040 --> 02:13:17,800
Speaker 1: And I feel like even our community is a testament

2616
02:13:17,840 --> 02:13:21,560
Speaker 1: to the community. Y'all are built than the last couple

2617
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:24,680
Speaker 1: of years. This last couple of years doing last week

2618
02:13:25,000 --> 02:13:28,640
Speaker 1: has been really dope. Yes, and being ingratiated into the

2619
02:13:28,720 --> 02:13:31,160
Speaker 1: Keith and the girl community and all the listeners that

2620
02:13:31,240 --> 02:13:34,360
Speaker 1: cross over between us is a testament to y'all too,

2621
02:13:34,440 --> 02:13:36,960
Speaker 1: because I feel like the fans of a show tell

2622
02:13:37,000 --> 02:13:38,840
Speaker 1: you a lot about the host of the show they do,

2623
02:13:39,080 --> 02:13:42,040
Speaker 1: and you guys have such great fans And yeah, we'll

2624
02:13:42,040 --> 02:13:44,680
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow. Yes, well, you know, if this is

2625
02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:46,520
Speaker 1: the last time for a while that you're on just

2626
02:13:46,680 --> 02:13:49,480
Speaker 1: this show or whatever, I just make wanted to make

2627
02:13:49,520 --> 02:13:51,440
Speaker 1: sure that I said that, and then we can leave

2628
02:13:51,480 --> 02:13:53,120
Speaker 1: you don't have to say anything.

2629
02:13:53,560 --> 02:13:54,440
Speaker 3: Okay, it's fine.

2630
02:13:55,320 --> 02:13:58,200
Speaker 1: Real emotions were sincere and shared and that's it and

2631
02:13:58,280 --> 02:13:59,840
Speaker 1: there's not a thing that's happened after that.

2632
02:14:00,040 --> 02:14:03,560
Speaker 2: M m until to me, it's very nice and thank you.

2633
02:14:03,600 --> 02:14:07,600
Speaker 1: Don't forget the dad emails book. Yes, okay, don't forget. Oh, Matt,

2634
02:14:08,360 --> 02:14:10,080
Speaker 1: the leaks will be in the show notes for those

2635
02:14:10,160 --> 02:14:14,120
Speaker 1: listening later. And support these two wonderful people. They really

2636
02:14:14,720 --> 02:14:19,120
Speaker 1: showed me how being authentic and growing in person in

2637
02:14:19,280 --> 02:14:22,320
Speaker 1: front of everybody. Yes, it's a thing that you can do,

2638
02:14:22,760 --> 02:14:24,240
Speaker 1: and it's not the end of the world. It's a

2639
02:14:24,280 --> 02:14:25,760
Speaker 1: little scary, but do it scared?

2640
02:14:26,160 --> 02:14:28,920
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, please please do And uh, I want to

2641
02:14:28,920 --> 02:14:31,280
Speaker 5: say something too. I want to tell you I'll thank

2642
02:14:31,360 --> 02:14:34,640
Speaker 5: you for helping me grow. Me doing last week kind

2643
02:14:34,680 --> 02:14:37,520
Speaker 5: of helped me personally grow as like a host, if

2644
02:14:37,560 --> 02:14:40,160
Speaker 5: that makes sense, because I've kind of been doing my

2645
02:14:40,240 --> 02:14:42,960
Speaker 5: own thing. But when I y'all initially asked, I was like, Okay,

2646
02:14:43,040 --> 02:14:44,080
Speaker 5: I'll do it, but I was like, I don't know

2647
02:14:44,080 --> 02:14:45,680
Speaker 5: what the hell I'm doing. How I am I supposed to,

2648
02:14:45,720 --> 02:14:47,720
Speaker 5: you know, be in charge because that's normally something that

2649
02:14:47,840 --> 02:14:53,920
Speaker 5: Roger does, and so I appreciate you making me feel comfortable,

2650
02:14:54,160 --> 02:14:57,880
Speaker 5: make me feel welcomed, you know, even though I have

2651
02:14:58,040 --> 02:15:00,360
Speaker 5: the hardest time pronounce it, but you know, but you

2652
02:15:00,440 --> 02:15:02,480
Speaker 5: know with them big ass words, people tell you y'all

2653
02:15:02,560 --> 02:15:03,440
Speaker 5: names and something simple.

2654
02:15:03,640 --> 02:15:07,320
Speaker 2: But if anybody does know Karen does a wrap up

2655
02:15:07,400 --> 02:15:10,320
Speaker 2: show with Rod and Karen do a weekly wrap up

2656
02:15:10,360 --> 02:15:12,480
Speaker 2: show about the guests behind the scenes on Keith and

2657
02:15:12,560 --> 02:15:16,840
Speaker 2: the Girl. And there is something with uh, you're not

2658
02:15:16,960 --> 02:15:18,400
Speaker 2: the right, You're.

2659
02:15:18,320 --> 02:15:23,720
Speaker 1: Not the best of my knowledge. It's just names. It's

2660
02:15:23,840 --> 02:15:24,600
Speaker 1: never a title.

2661
02:15:24,720 --> 02:15:27,360
Speaker 2: She looks at a name for a split second, closes

2662
02:15:27,400 --> 02:15:29,160
Speaker 2: her eyes, and then guesses.

2663
02:15:29,560 --> 02:15:32,960
Speaker 4: Know what, Karen, these people are full of shit. You

2664
02:15:33,080 --> 02:15:35,320
Speaker 4: are talking to a couple of people who have named

2665
02:15:35,400 --> 02:15:39,160
Speaker 4: their show, their show, their livelihood, Keith and the Girl,

2666
02:15:39,440 --> 02:15:42,640
Speaker 4: so that nobody ever has to try pronouncing my name

2667
02:15:43,040 --> 02:15:47,200
Speaker 4: in order to support the thing fairness.

2668
02:15:47,320 --> 02:15:51,680
Speaker 1: Karen would also mess up Bob Smith, so it just

2669
02:15:52,040 --> 02:15:52,680
Speaker 1: deserves it.

2670
02:15:52,880 --> 02:15:53,640
Speaker 2: Bob Smith.

2671
02:15:55,360 --> 02:15:58,680
Speaker 4: Have their names mispronounced. Finally, do you know that in

2672
02:15:58,800 --> 02:16:00,880
Speaker 4: other countries people can't say Smith?

2673
02:16:01,960 --> 02:16:03,880
Speaker 2: Can we get out of white people moves?

2674
02:16:05,040 --> 02:16:05,640
Speaker 4: If anything?

2675
02:16:06,400 --> 02:16:09,080
Speaker 2: Karen closes her eyes. She's like a Bucky.

2676
02:16:12,880 --> 02:16:13,879
Speaker 3: Casey James.

2677
02:16:14,080 --> 02:16:14,920
Speaker 1: So long.

2678
02:16:15,440 --> 02:16:17,800
Speaker 3: Nice to see you farewell, goodbye.

2679
02:16:18,000 --> 02:16:20,240
Speaker 1: No, that's that's not that's that's not it.

2680
02:16:20,360 --> 02:16:25,120
Speaker 3: Look at it again. Thank you for being here, and

2681
02:16:25,240 --> 02:16:25,600
Speaker 3: we'll see.

2682
02:16:25,600 --> 02:16:28,280
Speaker 4: Well I'll tell you this. No, this is so beautiful.

2683
02:16:28,360 --> 02:16:30,400
Speaker 4: And I know I said this in an email that

2684
02:16:31,080 --> 02:16:33,400
Speaker 4: very few good things came out of the pandemic, and

2685
02:16:33,520 --> 02:16:36,280
Speaker 4: one of them is that we were remote and able

2686
02:16:36,400 --> 02:16:39,040
Speaker 4: to be in touch with people from North Carolina on

2687
02:16:39,120 --> 02:16:41,320
Speaker 4: a regular basis, really getting to know you. For the

2688
02:16:41,400 --> 02:16:43,440
Speaker 4: people who listen to the black guy who tips is

2689
02:16:43,800 --> 02:16:46,039
Speaker 4: the people listening now. First of all, if you don't

2690
02:16:46,040 --> 02:16:49,520
Speaker 4: and you came for us, subscribe. Second, these are the

2691
02:16:49,600 --> 02:16:52,920
Speaker 4: people that you're looking at. They are like this all

2692
02:16:53,320 --> 02:16:57,240
Speaker 4: the time. They yes and each other. They laugh at

2693
02:16:57,280 --> 02:17:00,480
Speaker 4: each other's jokes. They understand that when they make fun

2694
02:17:00,560 --> 02:17:04,280
Speaker 4: of each other, this is entertainment. The love pouring from

2695
02:17:04,400 --> 02:17:09,520
Speaker 4: these two constantly has been consistent off air on air.

2696
02:17:09,879 --> 02:17:10,320
Speaker 4: It's just.

2697
02:17:13,480 --> 02:17:14,199
Speaker 2: Drake.

2698
02:17:14,320 --> 02:17:18,120
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, I promise you. That said an accidental text

2699
02:17:18,160 --> 02:17:20,760
Speaker 1: to Karen. I never knew about it or cared.

2700
02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:29,120
Speaker 12: I was just like, what okay he sent? Kara said

2701
02:17:29,240 --> 02:17:35,760
Speaker 12: he said that months ago. I was like, yeah, okay, okay, the.

2702
02:17:35,840 --> 02:17:40,640
Speaker 2: Story is I thought on vacation somewhere. I left a

2703
02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:45,560
Speaker 2: medicine bag at somebody's house and I found it. And

2704
02:17:45,680 --> 02:17:47,760
Speaker 2: I found it, and I took a picture and thought

2705
02:17:47,800 --> 02:17:50,400
Speaker 2: I sent it to this person. I sent it to

2706
02:17:50,520 --> 02:17:54,600
Speaker 2: Karen by accident. Karen hearted it and then I went, oh,

2707
02:17:54,680 --> 02:17:58,000
Speaker 2: I thought I typed. I. I guess I did take

2708
02:17:58,040 --> 02:18:01,400
Speaker 2: it through security after all. I even mistype that I

2709
02:18:01,440 --> 02:18:04,800
Speaker 2: don't know what I like something. I wrote solid instead

2710
02:18:04,800 --> 02:18:10,440
Speaker 2: of security. She had that. Then it's like a like

2711
02:18:10,560 --> 02:18:12,240
Speaker 2: a thank you for looking in your house for my

2712
02:18:12,320 --> 02:18:15,320
Speaker 2: medicine bag. I sent a kiss emoji. She hearts that

2713
02:18:16,000 --> 02:18:20,560
Speaker 2: and then just goes on with her life. What am

2714
02:18:20,640 --> 02:18:22,119
Speaker 2: I just not, Karen?

2715
02:18:22,280 --> 02:18:25,240
Speaker 4: Or what were you thinking when when life is jaded,

2716
02:18:25,480 --> 02:18:30,279
Speaker 4: turn on the black guy who tips the most genuine,

2717
02:18:31,600 --> 02:18:35,120
Speaker 4: relax like everything.

2718
02:18:35,280 --> 02:18:38,080
Speaker 1: Roger picks on me about how I like it. I

2719
02:18:38,200 --> 02:18:41,320
Speaker 1: was just like, it's Keith and he's a funny person.

2720
02:18:42,040 --> 02:18:42,840
Speaker 1: It must be jokes.

2721
02:18:42,879 --> 02:18:43,480
Speaker 3: I just don't know.

2722
02:18:43,879 --> 02:18:46,480
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I love you laugh in the room even

2723
02:18:46,480 --> 02:18:47,320
Speaker 1: if I don't get the joke.

2724
02:18:47,520 --> 02:18:48,000
Speaker 7: I love this.

2725
02:18:48,720 --> 02:18:51,360
Speaker 1: I love this for you, I love this for whatever.

2726
02:18:52,360 --> 02:18:52,400
Speaker 5: What.

2727
02:18:53,240 --> 02:18:55,840
Speaker 1: Yes, if you're happy, I'm happy you like it. I

2728
02:18:55,959 --> 02:18:57,560
Speaker 1: love it and I ready do mean that.

2729
02:18:57,920 --> 02:19:02,840
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, oh my god, my new book texts.

2730
02:19:07,920 --> 02:19:11,080
Speaker 1: All her apla a hearts and then yes, you're just

2731
02:19:11,160 --> 02:19:12,959
Speaker 1: going on the podcast being like, what the fuck could

2732
02:19:13,000 --> 02:19:13,560
Speaker 1: she have meant?

2733
02:19:13,560 --> 02:19:16,200
Speaker 3: Because I don't know what I meant. Welcome to me.

2734
02:19:16,680 --> 02:19:18,600
Speaker 4: We're lucky to be in your world, and I'm talking

2735
02:19:18,640 --> 02:19:21,440
Speaker 4: about like being able to listen to you guys is

2736
02:19:22,280 --> 02:19:26,520
Speaker 4: a break from the normal harshness of reality, which you

2737
02:19:26,600 --> 02:19:28,880
Speaker 4: know just weighs on us every day. You both are

2738
02:19:29,040 --> 02:19:32,000
Speaker 4: such a delight. You are a delight. And you know

2739
02:19:32,480 --> 02:19:34,360
Speaker 4: you're all listening to this for a reason, and I

2740
02:19:34,520 --> 02:19:37,480
Speaker 4: know the reason. The heart just grows and grows. The

2741
02:19:37,600 --> 02:19:40,959
Speaker 4: laughter comes with it. You guys are so funny, obviously,

2742
02:19:41,160 --> 02:19:44,280
Speaker 4: but it's such a dream. It's so wonderful that you

2743
02:19:44,360 --> 02:19:46,520
Speaker 4: guys are doing this. Please keep going, even though I'm

2744
02:19:46,560 --> 02:19:47,880
Speaker 4: not right.

2745
02:19:50,600 --> 02:19:53,439
Speaker 1: You should. That's good for you. You shouldn't.

2746
02:19:54,760 --> 02:19:54,800
Speaker 8: You.

2747
02:19:56,440 --> 02:19:59,160
Speaker 5: I'm getting off this roller coaster ride. You keep going

2748
02:19:59,360 --> 02:20:05,520
Speaker 5: heart a mode? Yeah your heart yeah ha ha hard.

2749
02:20:07,360 --> 02:20:09,879
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go get the funk away from all these comments.

2750
02:20:12,160 --> 02:20:14,960
Speaker 1: Enough laughter for me. It's time to take some things seriously. God,

2751
02:20:16,480 --> 02:20:17,560
Speaker 1: make sure y'all check them out.

2752
02:20:17,640 --> 02:20:18,360
Speaker 3: Keith and the girls.

2753
02:20:19,200 --> 02:20:22,840
Speaker 1: Make sure you listen, go to the archives if you

2754
02:20:22,920 --> 02:20:27,080
Speaker 1: ever missing him, because until like March like seven.

2755
02:20:27,360 --> 02:20:28,040
Speaker 3: That's it, y'all.

2756
02:20:28,200 --> 02:20:31,000
Speaker 1: So you know, these are the last ones, and your

2757
02:20:31,040 --> 02:20:33,000
Speaker 1: booking guests, which is kind of like booking guests for

2758
02:20:33,080 --> 02:20:35,840
Speaker 1: your own funeral. You get to give them the last

2759
02:20:35,920 --> 02:20:37,600
Speaker 1: thoughts and hear what they say.

2760
02:20:37,840 --> 02:20:40,760
Speaker 2: So I'll actually all the worst guests we ever had.

2761
02:20:41,040 --> 02:20:45,800
Speaker 3: Oh bring oh, I got I got a list.

2762
02:20:50,879 --> 02:20:53,560
Speaker 4: Let me let me check you said in nineteen.

2763
02:20:56,360 --> 02:20:59,280
Speaker 1: Ringhack dude Danny that had the life coach, bring both

2764
02:20:59,320 --> 02:21:04,480
Speaker 1: of them back right right? What Danny?

2765
02:21:04,560 --> 02:21:06,320
Speaker 3: We just have a followup question, what the fuck?

2766
02:21:06,920 --> 02:21:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Just just in general, five minutes, five minutes, every

2767
02:21:10,560 --> 02:21:11,720
Speaker 2: worst guest we have head.

2768
02:21:12,480 --> 02:21:15,200
Speaker 1: Are you still a weird liar? You still doing that?

2769
02:21:15,600 --> 02:21:17,520
Speaker 2: That's all we want to know, now thoughts.

2770
02:21:19,480 --> 02:21:22,000
Speaker 1: All right, guys, that's it. We'll be back throughout the

2771
02:21:22,040 --> 02:21:24,480
Speaker 1: week until next time. I love you. I love you too.

2772
02:21:24,720 --> 02:21:24,840
Speaker 7: Wo