1 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: What up, everybody, I'm Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, 2 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: suck into sports facts by sports opinions because I'm pretty 3 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,959 Speaker 1: much a sports genius. What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and 4 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: I know the least about the sports. But I'm your 5 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: average sports fan, your sports watcher. I just don't know 6 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: the whose hose or the what's what? Whoa you almost 7 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: hose hose? You don't know who the hose hose? I'm 8 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: supposed to talk to hose? I'm married? What is just 9 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: a replay the other episode and we're gonna go back that. 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,840 Speaker 1: We're gonna make that joke, everybody. That's my life, y'all? 11 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: What up? It's says and I'm from the North. I'm 12 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: an alpha male. I don't go to bars anymore because 13 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: I do practice social distancing. But I do show on 14 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: the West Side with my fiancee and I shocked gun 15 00:00:54,720 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: White Claw and Friday uh Hard Seltzer bud light. Okay, coach, 16 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: what's with the thing on your head? I've seen girls 17 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: wear that when they go snowboarding. Yeah, you look like 18 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: for sure. Sometimes when girls are running down the street, 19 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: I was gonna say running down the street. I see 20 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 1: girls all the time with that on their head. And 21 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: what are you wearing, coach, so you don't have to 22 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: take it off if you feel comfortable. It was all 23 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: jacked up. It's still jacked up though, what exactly what 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: do you call that? It's the same thing that our 25 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: boy Baker Mayfield, he wears it. It's a half do 26 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: rag if you will. Is that like a sleeve from 27 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: a T shirt? No, do you actually purchase these? Fiance 28 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: got it from a website on the internet for you, Yeah, 29 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: for her, and then you stolen. No, might have been 30 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: a stocking stuff. I believe it looks good, Coach. I 31 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: just wonder. Yeah, I figure you have to work out 32 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: or you just wear normal everybody today. Yeah, but guys, 33 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: the workouts are put on hold for the most part. 34 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: Let's be real. You can't go into a gym. You 35 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: can't get on a treadmill. I get you can do 36 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: your outdoor yard workouts that lunchbox is doing, but it's tough. 37 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: You're doing yard workouts. You can grab a rock, you 38 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: can grab a can of milk. You can do it there. 39 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: There are other ways to get creative if you're looking 40 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: to work out. Right. The other day, I grabbed a 41 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: tree branch and I was doing shoulder presses. Well, I 42 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 1: chopped down a tree and I got the bark and 43 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: the bench press. I was gonna say doing yard work, 44 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: you do work a lot of muscles, but you don't 45 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: have a yard. You're working. You live in an apartment 46 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:20,799 Speaker 1: complex that you don't have that Like if you're going 47 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: up and down the ladder, that's like doing stairs. If 48 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: you're chopping trees and well, in the branch, his apartment 49 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 1: has three stories, he can be running the stairs. You 50 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: could run the stairs. See, you can do push ups 51 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: on those stairs. You can do it the rails though, coach, 52 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: don't touch the rim. We actually got a memo they 53 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: said no working out on the steps. Guys quit running 54 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: has a bad idea. People were jacking out on the 55 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: stairs and apparently was getting loud and they just annoying 56 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: for you, coach. What about because the janitorial staff are 57 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 1: they there? Are they working or they staying at home? Yeah, 58 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: can you call maintenance if you have a problem. Maintenance 59 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: is still bawling out. They do all kinds of yardwork, 60 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: but no, no, I'm talking about if your toilet messes up, 61 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: they come into your apartment. That we haven't called them, 62 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: but they will. Yeah, maintenance is on, they're still there. 63 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: It's tricky man, right now, letting people into your apartment 64 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: that normally come in. Like we have a pest control guy. 65 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: I mean, he's not coming. There's no way I'm letting 66 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 1: that dude in. Um. There's a lady that comes checks 67 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: on our foster kids. She has coronavirus, so no way 68 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 1: in hell. She can't come for six months. Um, and 69 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: I haven't seen her in a month. She she was 70 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: supposed to come like three four months ago, and then 71 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: she was like, I'm not feeling good, so I'm not coming. 72 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: So she didn't come. So I haven't seen her about 73 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,959 Speaker 1: a month. But yeah, you're right, I should probably wait 74 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: for what another month? Yeah? I have nobody that comes 75 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: in my house, so I have I have not had 76 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: to tell anybody, hey, sorry you can't come to your 77 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: normal job. Now. I don't have anybody that comes in 78 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: my house. What if the toilet gets clocked? Fix you 79 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: mean if like the showers leaking or the showers something 80 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: that we're like, You're like, crap, I need to fix 81 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 1: this or it could be bad. I don't know what 82 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: I do. Would you would you consider youtubing. No, plumbing 83 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: is something you can't YouTube, and plumbing is too hard 84 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: and too much of a slippery slope because if one 85 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: thing goes wrong, your whole house is flooded, poop floating 86 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: down the stairs. You can always turn the water off. Well, yeah, 87 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: you can do that, but I need water in my house. 88 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: I mean, water is a very key to life, like 89 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: if you're gonna live, you know, well, you know, I 90 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 1: mean like if you're working on a toilet, you can 91 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: turn the toilet water off. I'm talking about I don't 92 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: know if I could do it. Plumbing is one of 93 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 1: the things that you just don't mess with. So I 94 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: don't know that that's a When we get there, we'll 95 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: look at it, like we'll look at that situation and 96 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 1: evaluate how important is that shower? Can we just use 97 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: the downstairs shower? Maybe we just do that. I don't know. 98 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: So I love love. Medical professionals are on the front line, 99 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 1: just bawling out there next to people that actually have chrona, 100 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:43,719 Speaker 1: and we're like, well, I don't know if I would 101 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 1: touch a stairwell, I do not know if I would. Well, 102 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: there's nurses that are touching people and they have to 103 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: that's their job. That's that's what they're calling essential. Yeah, 104 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 1: they're they're, they're they're they're putting their lives at risk. 105 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: They're doing amazing one. But I'm saying, we're sitting here 106 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: talking about flood the toilet. I do not know if 107 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 1: I could dial the number seven to to to get 108 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: the plumber out there. I just don't know if I could. Guys, 109 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: But Ray, that's our part, that's role in this world. 110 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: You know, we're the consumers. We're the ones that live 111 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 1: in houses. We're not doctors. We don't we're not in 112 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,600 Speaker 1: that s I can't talk on that because we don't 113 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 1: face those situations. The time Eddie drove to check fil a, 114 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: that was early on, but you can still do that. Well. 115 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: One thing that's amazing about Eddie is Eddie thinks we're 116 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 1: all his errand people. Like he asked me to stop 117 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 1: at the wine store and get him wine. He asked 118 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 1: him too, to go to the grocery store and get 119 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: him beer. Here's the thing. Listen, if someone's already going 120 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: to the grocery store, I'm already going to the wine store. 121 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: About you, you you will come second. M two says 122 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,599 Speaker 1: she's going to go to the grocery store. So I'm like, well, 123 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: while you're there, can you see if they have some beer, 124 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: because my deliver service isn't delivering beer. She goes, yeah, 125 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 1: I'm gladly look and then she'll buy it. I will 126 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: then know her the money. I will go buy her house, 127 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: pick up the beer, and boom we all win. Yeah, 128 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: you gotta avoid those stores. I mean that grocery store, 129 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: and that is not no good folks, right. So, and 130 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: that's M two's part now lunchbox. He lives by a 131 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 1: liquor store that's doing a pickup service, so you don't 132 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: have to go inside the liquor store. I'm like, dang, 133 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: wh I could use some wine. And again, my delivery 134 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: service isn't delivering alcohol. You sound like you've been boozing throwing. 135 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:27,359 Speaker 1: He's like my delivery service like he's got a chauffeur coach. 136 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 1: We can go a couple of weeks with I mean, 137 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,359 Speaker 1: chard days are long, couch couch. I don't just I 138 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: can say I drink some water on the weekend for 139 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: a couple of M two is going to the grocery store. Now, 140 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: I don't even know for the kids. I need beer, dude, like, 141 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: can give me some milk here? They deliver the milk, 142 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: no problem. The day after that, and the day before 143 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 1: that's when he asked me to get wine. So I mean, 144 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 1: this dude is just boozing up like he's so busy 145 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,919 Speaker 1: all the time, like these kids. Man, it sounds like 146 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 1: he's just kicked back on the couch with an open 147 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,919 Speaker 1: Bruce Kie and a glass of wine. I mean, and 148 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,919 Speaker 1: if you really need to find alcohol, I just realized 149 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: we have our We don't need having a bar an 150 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,200 Speaker 1: alcohol cabinet. But I just looked the other day. We 151 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: have about five bottles of the most random alcohol I've 152 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. I didn't even know we 153 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: still had him. Apparently at a party. Next thing, you know, 154 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 1: they get left over. I have enough booze at my 155 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: crib that I don't drink that would last me months. 156 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: I found a bottle of rum from college in my 157 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: cabinet and I drank that was before you got me. 158 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: The got me the wine and M two got me 159 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: the beer goes and spring break And it was like, 160 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: I mean, he is hard up, really want liquor if 161 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: he is drinking college college liquor? Like how old are 162 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: you So it's been twenty years since college. The bottle 163 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 1: itself already says aged seven years, so that's been when 164 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 1: I bought it, So it's really twenty seven years old. 165 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: How does it survive? Moving? Like you've moved numerous places 166 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: and put in a box and then bring it. But 167 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: at some point you'd be like man, I would look 168 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: at him like it was a special bottle from Barbados 169 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: somebody brought me. Did it taste good? It's different? It didn't. 170 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: I don't know if you. I don't know. If we 171 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 1: google of alcohol spoils, I don't think it ever does. 172 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: I don't think it does either. That's the reason a 173 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 1: lot of people have. You'll go downstairs to your dad's 174 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: bar and they'll be dust on bottles, because bottles are 175 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 1: good forever. You know. There might be a little dust 176 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 1: on the bottle, but don't let it fool you about 177 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,840 Speaker 1: what's inside. That's what I said. It sounds like a song, 178 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: coach man. I'm just letting you know. Oh, it just 179 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: sounds like a song. Yeah, the booze is good always, 180 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: it says here. I don't know about that. Alcohol is 181 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 1: like gin, vodka and whiskey. Don't have to worry about 182 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,719 Speaker 1: expiration days. They're extilled and won't ever expire. Does it 183 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:47,240 Speaker 1: say anything about rum? Yeah, rum, don't drink it if 184 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: it's past two years tequila? Oh my gosh, the shelf 185 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 1: life decreases after three to six months of what Oh 186 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:02,400 Speaker 1: dump it, coach, I don't have a lot tequila. Surprisingly, 187 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,080 Speaker 1: that's interesting. I didn't realize that they expired. That said 188 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: nothing about wrong? Yeah? Whatever, But guys, you ready to 189 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:14,199 Speaker 1: play the game of American Loves It's called madness? Well? 190 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 1: When are we playing? Do it again? Are you right 191 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 1: to play the game America Loves? It's called would you rather? Oh? Oh, 192 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,679 Speaker 1: I didn't know we're doing that? Ye? Would you right? Right? Wrong? 193 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: Wrong music? I was totally thrown off that mus think 194 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 1: me and that we're going to do the coin flip. 195 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: Would you rather clean rest stop toilets or work in 196 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 1: a slaughterhouse for a living? Go gee? You want me 197 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 1: to go first? Oh? Man? Thato was a true rough ones. 198 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,680 Speaker 1: I don't think I can deal with the death every 199 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 1: day of the cows like I don't think I can 200 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 1: see dead animals all the time. And to be real, 201 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,960 Speaker 1: if you did do that, you would get used to it. 202 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 1: It would just be part of life. I get that. 203 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 1: I just don't want to be part of that and 204 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 1: see it every day. Coach bathrooms, I mean whatever, dude, 205 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,520 Speaker 1: you before you walk in there, just throw a bunch 206 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,319 Speaker 1: of bleach and then you can start mopping it up 207 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:14,440 Speaker 1: where your rubber boots and your rubber gloves whatever. I'll do. 208 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: The rest stop bathroom, yeah, I've cleaned bathrooms before when 209 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 1: I used to work at a gas station. Again, it's 210 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: not a rest stop because usually people go there to 211 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,520 Speaker 1: just absolutely demolish a restroom. At the gas station, it 212 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: was still pretty bad and that was one of our 213 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,160 Speaker 1: main responsibilities. I cleaned it multiple times during a shift, 214 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 1: So I'm fine with doing that. But the slaughterhouse, no, 215 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: thank you, good ross launch over you. Oh man. I 216 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:42,040 Speaker 1: sat here and contemplated on this one, because toilets are 217 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: absolutely disgusting and people are gross. If you ever go 218 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 1: just into any restroom, there's always p on the floor, 219 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,199 Speaker 1: p on the seat. It's amazing how people are so 220 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 1: lazy and so gross. And yeah, and there's just like 221 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,640 Speaker 1: they just poop and they just leave it. They don't 222 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,560 Speaker 1: flush it, or they clog it and they walk away 223 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 1: and it's just absolutely gross. Then a slaughterhouse you have 224 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 1: to deal with just chopping up animal every day after 225 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: day after day. So when I'd rather see the dead 226 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: animals or smell like pe and poop all day the 227 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 1: rest of my life, I think I'd rather smell like 228 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 1: and poop the rest of my life. Yeah, I mean, 229 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,360 Speaker 1: even though Ray is right, you're gonna stop at a 230 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: rest area and you are going to absolutely destroy that bathroom. 231 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that's the thing. You scout out, that 232 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,880 Speaker 1: rest area that you think would have a great bathroom 233 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: or do you feel you're gonna be comfortable in? So 234 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 1: I mean people drive for miles and miles truck drivers 235 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: or I mean there are no uh like those what 236 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: are they called the truck yes? Those? And then also 237 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 1: the rest area, like if you arrest area doesn't even 238 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: have vending or anything. So the only reason you're going 239 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,800 Speaker 1: to arrest area is to unload your some Buttah. The 240 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,480 Speaker 1: only time I ever washed bathrooms was when I was 241 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 1: a lifeguard and at the pool or whatever you know, 242 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:59,760 Speaker 1: like you have it's bad there too, and it's really 243 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: bad too. But but again we never really cleaned them 244 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:07,560 Speaker 1: that well. It was just splash scrub, scrub, scrub, you 245 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, and then then you did 246 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 1: your job. And I feel like that's what they do 247 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 1: with these rest stops too, right, But you have to 248 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,439 Speaker 1: do I mean, just think about how many people when 249 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 1: they're non Corona, right, we're regular. He's gonna make the joke. 250 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 1: There's no one going to him right now. We got 251 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: that joke, we got it up for me. Let me 252 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 1: hit it. Just imagine how many people are going through 253 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: those bathrooms per day, not now Corona. Dude. Man, I 254 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,440 Speaker 1: remember I walked in. We were in a family vacation. 255 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,000 Speaker 1: I walked into one of those truck stop bathrooms and 256 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,439 Speaker 1: I go to p and there's a dude in the 257 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:46,000 Speaker 1: stock going, here's the deal. Anytime they're vocally doing that, 258 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:50,360 Speaker 1: you know it's bad, coach, And I'm just trying to 259 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:57,000 Speaker 1: like this, concentrate on what I'm doing. I'm like, oh 260 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,599 Speaker 1: my gosh, and I go, I had to do it. 261 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, you O came in. It was my dad. 262 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,200 Speaker 1: He starts laughing. He's like, I'm messing with you. I 263 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: saw your shoes. I didn't recognize that. You're like, you 264 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,839 Speaker 1: ever gone into a truck stop or rest area and 265 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 1: not even gone in the bathroom because it was so gross. 266 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: I mean, I've walked in and seeing a toilet and like, no, 267 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 1: I'm out. I'll just I'd rather not go. You know, 268 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: my wife won't do porto potties. Do you guys have 269 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,960 Speaker 1: a problem with It's different. I don't know if I've 270 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:34,560 Speaker 1: ever sat on one before. Right down, you have scared? Yeah, okay, 271 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 1: So what happens when it when it falls? Because it's 272 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: not it's not there's no water in there. When you 273 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,079 Speaker 1: got the most porto potties, they're packed like it's already 274 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 1: stuff in there, right, and so it just lands with 275 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,720 Speaker 1: a thud. Nobody deal like there's no, there's no it's 276 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,599 Speaker 1: not like you get any bounce back. It's sure. You 277 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 1: don't get any splash. You don't get any splash. And 278 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,880 Speaker 1: if you look, I mean, if you go in, it's 279 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: too full, like you got to go to the next 280 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:58,600 Speaker 1: one so you can have room to let it drop. 281 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 1: But I have no year of sitting on a toilet 282 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 1: in or a porter pottle, sitting on the rim and pooping. 283 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 1: I do it all the time. What about the washing 284 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 1: hands scenario? After you're done, there's nothing there's really nothing 285 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,800 Speaker 1: there that's not really washable. You don't really wash your 286 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,440 Speaker 1: hands in the pot, so you just deal with it. 287 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 1: The hand sanitizer, but you know they don't never fill 288 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 1: the thing. Yeah, they and they have those like at 289 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: festivals they have put hands and sanitizer out there. But 290 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 1: it's sort of like when you go if you have 291 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: to poop on the road. Let me tell you, a 292 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 1: Target always has clean bathrooms. Good the ones you don't like. 293 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,520 Speaker 1: Home Depot not a good place because it's a bunch 294 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,200 Speaker 1: of dudes. Walmart not so much. Home Cut. You gotta 295 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,000 Speaker 1: go all the way to the back. You gotta pass 296 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: the lumber or the lightbulb. Do you ever try to 297 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,360 Speaker 1: go to Walgreens or QVC. You gotta get a key. 298 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,080 Speaker 1: They're all locked up and everything like that. The ones 299 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: that you have to get a key, I don't even 300 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,360 Speaker 1: want to touch the key, dude, I believe I want 301 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,760 Speaker 1: to say, Ross, there's a place here in town. My 302 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 1: chick will go there do her shopping. I'm like, sweet, 303 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna squeeze the restaurant. I go back there. The 304 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,880 Speaker 1: dang doors locked. You gotta go to the front, get 305 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: a key, walk through the entire place, use the key 306 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,840 Speaker 1: to open the door, then the key all the way 307 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,560 Speaker 1: back to the front, and then everybody knows in the 308 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,480 Speaker 1: place you just went and use the restroom. That is 309 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: the worst is when you have to walk through the 310 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: store with the key and everybody's like, oh, that dude's 311 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: going to them and go to pose. He's going to 312 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: go poop and that has to poop. Yeah, it's a 313 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: little awkward. I don't know why they do that. I 314 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 1: do like the ones though, where I mean, I haven't 315 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,840 Speaker 1: seen a lot these days, but somewhere you have to 316 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: go through the secret doors where the employees are only allowed, 317 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,000 Speaker 1: and you're like, this is crazy. And how if you 318 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 1: go to Kroger, you go through the little doors and 319 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 1: it's right next to the break room, and I feel awkward. 320 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, so, I'm just in here deucing while you're 321 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 1: breaking right there, like right next you're using their their deuces. 322 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: And I walked right by while they're eating there a 323 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 1: little you know, chips and crackers while they're on break 324 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't I feel like I'm violating 325 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 1: your break by walking by this room right now. I 326 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 1: went into a waffle house one time and they gave 327 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,000 Speaker 1: me the dirtiest look like what are you doing here? 328 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 1: We know you're just here to poop. We've heard this train, 329 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 1: it's a great one. Continue well, well the things we 330 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: have all our kids and everything. We have four kids, 331 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 1: ones a baby. So I go in. Somebody's got to 332 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,320 Speaker 1: stay with the kids. We all can't roll into the 333 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,760 Speaker 1: restaurant and just run to the bathroom. That's too obvious. 334 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: So wife stays in the car. I go in with 335 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: one kid. Right, They're like, oh, good morning, morning morning, morning, 336 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,480 Speaker 1: morning morning. Hey, welcome to walcome waffle house, Thank you, 337 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: thank you. We go straight to the bathroom, flush wash hands. 338 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,480 Speaker 1: Then I go drop one kid off, come back marn 339 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: oh you again, Hey hi kid number two, and we 340 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,640 Speaker 1: go do the thing. Come back out after kid number three. 341 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 1: They're like basically like if they have their their washcloth? 342 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:30,520 Speaker 1: Dude slamming on the bar, like really, question, you're you're 343 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,920 Speaker 1: bringing all your kids here? Just take a take a whizz. 344 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 1: And you couldn't choose a better place than waffle house. 345 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: You know how small it is. You couldn't have gone 346 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 1: to Walmart. Like two ft down there wasn't a Walmart. 347 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 1: There's there's where there's a waffle house, there's usually a walmart. 348 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 1: There's so many better options than a waffle It was 349 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 1: waffles next to a convenient a gas station. But driving 350 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 1: the next exit, there has to be there there. When't 351 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 1: you sneeze? Can you cover your not? In this day 352 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,320 Speaker 1: and age, buddy know, he doesn't even bother to cover 353 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 1: his mouth. He's like, I don't give a crap at you, 354 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,160 Speaker 1: and he does it right in my direction. He's facing me. 355 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,640 Speaker 1: Coughing is the Corona thing. Sneezing is the same thing. Yeah, 356 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 1: you're right, A hundred droplets aren't correct. Sneeze don't count there. 357 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,200 Speaker 1: You know what's a good one, Cracker Barrel agreed, because 358 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,400 Speaker 1: you don't even have to go in the restaurant store. Yeah, 359 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 1: that's a good point. But if you have kids, the 360 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,120 Speaker 1: problem is they're gonna be caught looking at the stuff 361 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,920 Speaker 1: and they're gonna try to buy it. Daddy, daddy, give 362 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 1: me this sucker that twenty six ft by fifteen feet, why, 363 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,879 Speaker 1: I mean, the dumbest stuff. But by me this DVD 364 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,680 Speaker 1: of the mash like they got these old movies or whatever, 365 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,480 Speaker 1: these old TV shows on DVD. Who buys this crap? 366 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 1: Coach one of the better ones. I don't know if 367 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,560 Speaker 1: it was mentioned. I was reading, we're doing some business 368 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 1: stuff right now with work other big show job but 369 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:56,440 Speaker 1: holiday and express boys. Oh yeah, any hotel? Wait wait wait, wait, 370 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,680 Speaker 1: but there's someone in the front though. Oh, coach, you 371 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,880 Speaker 1: just roll right through. You just roll right through the Yeah, 372 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,640 Speaker 1: you're just walk in the front doors. They think, oh, 373 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 1: he must stay here, and you just go to the 374 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: bathroom and then you leave. You see now that I'm 375 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,320 Speaker 1: not riding with my parents because usually the dad mom 376 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,120 Speaker 1: had to determine where we go to the restroom at. 377 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 1: Now that I can, dude, I've been starting to pull 378 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:17,320 Speaker 1: out hotels. I mean, I'll get whacky with it. Dude, 379 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 1: we're all, what's whacky? You give me somewhere whacky you 380 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,760 Speaker 1: go Sometimes like a Hooters. You roll in, you just 381 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 1: check it out and then also use the restroom. You 382 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,879 Speaker 1: don't go to Hooters something you can't even talk to chicks, 383 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,439 Speaker 1: but you go to Hooters. If you went to Hooters, 384 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,879 Speaker 1: your girlfriend would have your coach if I have to 385 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 1: use the restroom. I've done road trips, went up to 386 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:36,200 Speaker 1: my boys bachelor party in Indiana, did another road trip 387 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,879 Speaker 1: up to Michigan and I'll drive through a town and 388 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,000 Speaker 1: there's a Hooters. Not only do I go to the restroom, 389 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,720 Speaker 1: but I also chill to take a look check the 390 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,320 Speaker 1: scores on the TV. Guys, it's not now because there's Corona. 391 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,879 Speaker 1: What's wrong? What's wrong with Coach? Would your girl let 392 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,440 Speaker 1: you go to Hooters? She goes with me. That's one thing. 393 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:56,920 Speaker 1: She's majorly supportive of Bob. Yes, if I want Hooters 394 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,440 Speaker 1: for lunch, she is all down for going to Hooter. 395 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,359 Speaker 1: What are those the ones that you go to? Twins Peak, 396 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:07,439 Speaker 1: Twin Peaks, Gray restaurants, Yes, restaurants, Eddie. At what age 397 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,919 Speaker 1: would you take your kid to Hooters or twin Peaks? Here, 398 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,680 Speaker 1: here's the thing. When me growing up, my dad took 399 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,480 Speaker 1: us to Hooters all the time. It was it was 400 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 1: no big thing. I think the girls wearing little shorts 401 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,879 Speaker 1: and a regular tight shirt was normal to me. It 402 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,040 Speaker 1: was nothing out of the ordinary. So, based on the 403 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 1: way I was raised, Coach, I would take my boys. Now, okay, 404 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,600 Speaker 1: because we're just eating wings, right, I understand. I When 405 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,920 Speaker 1: I was growing up, I had never been and North 406 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,719 Speaker 1: Cross Mall had a Hooters attached to it, And I 407 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:44,000 Speaker 1: mean we would go there, and we were probably nine ten, 408 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,080 Speaker 1: and we would we were so nervous to go in there. 409 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,359 Speaker 1: We'd go in there and then run out and we 410 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:54,560 Speaker 1: wouldn't order any because we get too nervous. Nine or ten, okay. 411 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 1: And then I mean the biggest moment in your as 412 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: you probably thought of the strip bar. Yes, absolutely, I 413 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: had no idea what it was. Then we finally got 414 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 1: the guts and we went in in order to coke 415 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,560 Speaker 1: at the Bow and we're like, oh my gosh, you 416 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 1: think they'll serve as a coke. You think he'll serve 417 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 1: as a coke. Let's do it. Let's do it. And 418 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,280 Speaker 1: we go out to the bar. Can we just get 419 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 1: a coke? Oh, here you go, sweetie. And they didn't 420 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,920 Speaker 1: make you pay for it, really gave you the coat, 421 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,399 Speaker 1: so they were hidden on you at nine they I 422 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,800 Speaker 1: think they were coach. Here's the thing about hooters. Yeah, 423 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: I got another one about hooters. Let mean, just just 424 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 1: let me eat, you know what I mean. I don't 425 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,600 Speaker 1: need you to sit down with me and start talking 426 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 1: to me about random stuff like but that's what most 427 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,200 Speaker 1: of the older men are there for, right. But but 428 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,680 Speaker 1: maybe just feel them out because I don't care. I 429 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,920 Speaker 1: don't let you feel them out. Don't feel about guys. 430 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 1: Whatever you do, do not feel them out. I'm saying like, 431 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,480 Speaker 1: it sometimes gets awkward when they sit with you and 432 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 1: they want to chat. You're like, excuse me, what are 433 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,399 Speaker 1: you up to today? Are you guys from here? What 434 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,120 Speaker 1: are you talk? Get out of here? Trying to get 435 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:58,800 Speaker 1: trying to get the tip. And there's some of these. 436 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,240 Speaker 1: I don't know if it was the one down town 437 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,200 Speaker 1: that I went to, the one little north of town, 438 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,440 Speaker 1: but they'll have dude, a manager or something. He'll wait 439 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,600 Speaker 1: the table sometimes against I'm telling you that is the 440 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,439 Speaker 1: ultimate rim job. I'm like, are you freaking kidding me? 441 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 1: We're getting the one dude that's on staff is our waiter. 442 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,359 Speaker 1: You've got to be joking right now. I'll tell you. 443 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,600 Speaker 1: The depressing one is when you go in, you sit down, 444 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 1: and the girl comes up and she's pregnant like that. 445 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 1: Why what's depressing about it? Because you go there to 446 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:31,359 Speaker 1: look at the high ship. You get shut up, so 447 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,919 Speaker 1: you don't look at the chicks. So you're fine with 448 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,159 Speaker 1: the guy just waiting on you. Why don't you just 449 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 1: go to the freaking buffalo wild wings in so you 450 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,520 Speaker 1: don't even look at the chicks. You told me to 451 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:47,399 Speaker 1: shut up. Eddie's cool with the dude, right, do you 452 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 1: really only place? Right? Do you believe that he goes 453 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 1: there and doesn't even look at the chicks? Like? Honestly, 454 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,679 Speaker 1: comes is the only wing place that does breaded chicken 455 00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,200 Speaker 1: like fried chicken wings. They fry in the battery. It's 456 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,920 Speaker 1: like fried chicken. Be Dubs doesn't do that. No, I 457 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,399 Speaker 1: understand that. But you're telling me you don't enjoy the 458 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,320 Speaker 1: scenery there, Coach. It's fine. I was there to eat. 459 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,479 Speaker 1: And that's like saying you go to the beach just 460 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 1: because the water. You also look to the beach just 461 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,879 Speaker 1: to go to the water, but you don't look at 462 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: the chicks. Sure if one walks by me and looking 463 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 1: at the the the chicks at hoo, why I go 464 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,919 Speaker 1: to the beach, Coach? I got to get something. You 465 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 1: go there for the food, you go for the wings. 466 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,640 Speaker 1: But the added bonus is a hottie is waiting on you. 467 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: And when she walks out and she's nine months pregnant, 468 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 1: it's like I gotta work, tokay, I understand, make her 469 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,640 Speaker 1: be the hostess. They always bust you two when they 470 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,840 Speaker 1: come over and you know you've just been checking stuff 471 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,919 Speaker 1: out for the whole time. Are you ready to order? No? 472 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,520 Speaker 1: Damg it, I forgot to look at them looking at that. 473 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,600 Speaker 1: I'll take the breast I mean, how is you guys? 474 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 1: Breast meat? The part of the Okay, I didn't need 475 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,560 Speaker 1: to be funny with do you have a breastplate? I mean, 476 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:06,119 Speaker 1: I'll take the numb double d man. Have you been 477 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 1: looking at the minute and I've been looking at the mountains. 478 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:13,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm mad man. Funny story about Hooters. There's 479 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: a girl I went to college with her. Text her 480 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 1: the other day. We were texting last night. As a 481 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:24,960 Speaker 1: matter of fact, come find out you still works. She 482 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,840 Speaker 1: worked at the Hooters on the river Walk in San Antonio. 483 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 1: She was the bartender. That one's decent. And so one 484 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: day this older gentleman comes and sits at the bar 485 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 1: and starts talking to her. Hello, I left to make 486 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 1: it order. It was Kenny. Hello, wasn't Kenny from Wa? 487 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,959 Speaker 1: They started talking. He's like, yeah, I'm in town for 488 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: the you know, Spurs game. Bill Walton. No, I don't 489 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,360 Speaker 1: think you ever guess it, Bill Jackson, you're getting closer. 490 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're getting closer are I was just going 491 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:09,800 Speaker 1: to say that Compo that that was the dumbest guest ever. Okay, good, 492 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,439 Speaker 1: I tell us Jerry Buss, who was the owner of 493 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 1: the Lakers, and what do you say? What do you say? 494 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 1: He ends up talking to her and she, I mean, 495 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,439 Speaker 1: I don't know if they ever hooked up, but she 496 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 1: would fly to l A go to Lakers games. I 497 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,639 Speaker 1: mean they never hooked up, all because of she was 498 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,119 Speaker 1: she was the waitress. She was the waitress at the 499 00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,360 Speaker 1: Hooters and the river Walking. He would come in, would 500 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,360 Speaker 1: he come in always like the Lakers were in town. 501 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,520 Speaker 1: He would come and sit at the bar and so 502 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: but he she said, he would fly a lot of girls, 503 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: like there'd be a lot of girls out in l 504 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:43,440 Speaker 1: A and there'd be you know what, and they would 505 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: go on trips and he just paid for everything. And 506 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,640 Speaker 1: now I have no idea if they ever hooked up. Imagine, 507 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: imagine they definitely didn't do your right, use your imagination. 508 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,400 Speaker 1: I don't want to use my imagination because I don't 509 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 1: want to imagine Jerry Buss naked. What does he look like? 510 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: Oh he's dead now, but you can google Rest in peace, 511 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 1: Rest in peace. But look at him. Go ahead and 512 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: google him. Oh yeah, I don't want to picture that. 513 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,879 Speaker 1: No picture it. Here's your imagination. Okay, hold on, let 514 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,600 Speaker 1: me close my eyes. Yeah, and I mean she was 515 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 1: obviously she was a good looking chick. What is it? 516 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,399 Speaker 1: Let me see what's her name? Here? She is she 517 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,840 Speaker 1: one of these girls? I don't know. I can't see, 518 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,200 Speaker 1: but I thought that was a pretty interesting story. Now, 519 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,040 Speaker 1: whoa No, you want? You want some good news or 520 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: bad news? Definitely good? Skipped back? Were full of bad? 521 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 1: All right, good news? Right, you're top ten. I knew 522 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 1: that bad news your fifth place, so you won't get 523 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 1: any money. That's the high you can get. I'm down 524 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:45,159 Speaker 1: with that. I represented them. This is what bothers me 525 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,000 Speaker 1: about you. What you had pure joy in your face 526 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,119 Speaker 1: when you said that. I mean the smile in your face, 527 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,040 Speaker 1: pure joy. To let your co host, your friend, your 528 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,960 Speaker 1: pal Raymundo, let him know that he has no chance 529 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 1: of getting money, sad. I'll just carry that luck to 530 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,040 Speaker 1: Vegas boys in June. I'm not worried about it. I 531 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:08,640 Speaker 1: gotta find some games in Vegas. How was that? How 532 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,520 Speaker 1: was that rude? Because you were you loved delivering that news. 533 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,399 Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of funny because he's been 534 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,679 Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear the tart of it. I'm riding you 535 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 1: Tip all the way. I've gotta be in the money 536 00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,280 Speaker 1: and he's the best he can do is top five. 537 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,320 Speaker 1: That does sucker. I'm sorry, I'm down. That's amazing, but 538 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 1: I mean that is impressive. I don't have anybody in 539 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 1: the finals are champion. Yeah, you have nothing to show 540 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,160 Speaker 1: for It's well, I knew steam was running out. I don't, 541 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,760 Speaker 1: but that's still pretty cool. You made it up that far. Okay, 542 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 1: So so after updates what we got up there. I 543 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,399 Speaker 1: don't know who this person is, I know, but we 544 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,800 Speaker 1: so we have people that still have champs in there, 545 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,359 Speaker 1: and I don't know, Eddie, I can't see their brackets. 546 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 1: I know that some person tweeted me and said, keep 547 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: hitting tails because I got Robert Morris winning it all. Okay, 548 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,960 Speaker 1: some we know. I know one person has you Tip 549 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: winning it all. Do we have anyone with Providence? I 550 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,080 Speaker 1: don't know. Providence and Winthrop are the two that I 551 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:14,200 Speaker 1: have no idea. Falcons yes, and I just I want 552 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 1: to give credit where credit. So Scooba Steve, who is 553 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,440 Speaker 1: our executive producer for the other come on, put them on. 554 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 1: He was like, I can't believe ESPN or no one 555 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,320 Speaker 1: is you know, had said anything about this. Why don't 556 00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 1: you tweet them? And I was like, wow, he's a genius. 557 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,960 Speaker 1: Instead of just tweeting the schools, so I started tagging 558 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 1: all the shows on ESPN that I can first take 559 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,920 Speaker 1: p T I around the horn and when's our interview? No? No, no, 560 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,639 Speaker 1: you guys like, I mean, hey, so when are we 561 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,840 Speaker 1: going on? This is all Scooba, Steve, This is all 562 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,800 Speaker 1: like school how Like you're just smart with that. I'll 563 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,840 Speaker 1: just to tag whoever. Well, I'm well, yeah, but I'm 564 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,119 Speaker 1: an o G attacking Since like two thou nine, I've 565 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,200 Speaker 1: been doing this kind of stuff and it works every 566 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,600 Speaker 1: single time. Well, I just want to say that it 567 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,959 Speaker 1: did work. And I was like, why did we not 568 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,840 Speaker 1: think about this more? We should have been tagging more 569 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,479 Speaker 1: people all along. Instead we're tagging the schools getting no 570 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,359 Speaker 1: responses only from Akron and Rider. Thanks guys, Yeah, the 571 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 1: only two out of everybody, those are the only two 572 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 1: to respond to our schools that we went to. Every 573 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,000 Speaker 1: I know and we're talking these small schools like Sam 574 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,959 Speaker 1: used to stay U t s A. You guys are 575 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 1: sitting around doing nothing but the schools exactly. They can't 576 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,919 Speaker 1: do anything for you. They can do nothing for you. 577 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,040 Speaker 1: That's why you have to tag ESPN and ESPN you 578 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,400 Speaker 1: and all those accounts, even barstool Sports. That's kind of 579 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 1: stuff that would be we don't talk about them here. 580 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,160 Speaker 1: Oh sorry, okay, no, I'm just choking. I don't care. 581 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,479 Speaker 1: But I didn't even think about that. And you're right, 582 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: I should have been tagging ESPNU and ESPN. I was 583 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,960 Speaker 1: taking sports usually. I listened to them all the time. 584 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,520 Speaker 1: They do a really good job over there. I mean 585 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 1: I would turn this podcast off immediately and go over there. 586 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,400 Speaker 1: But so I was looking through yesterday on our Twitter 587 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 1: and we gotta follow from Woody Page. What the who's 588 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 1: that he's on around the horn. Yes, he's one of 589 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: the dudes that yell. Yes, he's probably trying to pitch 590 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,520 Speaker 1: it to the show. Exactly what I thought. Page follows us. 591 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,840 Speaker 1: That means he listens to us. I thought that was 592 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 1: so cool, Like it didn't get we're not on a 593 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,240 Speaker 1: show yet, no one mentioned us yet. But the fact 594 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,680 Speaker 1: that we caught his attention enough that he clicked follow, 595 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,640 Speaker 1: I thought that was so cool. So you're saying we're 596 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,600 Speaker 1: gonna be on around the Horn. I am saying that 597 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,320 Speaker 1: maybe Woody pages looking at us, going, hey, maybe if 598 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 1: we do a good they do a good video, we'll 599 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,120 Speaker 1: put it on around the Horn. Maybe Woody, we have 600 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 1: sixty good videos, man like, but maybe the champ. Maybe 601 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,120 Speaker 1: he's waiting for the championship. But I had to give 602 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,040 Speaker 1: credit to Scoola Steve. We're in the final four. Credit 603 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,560 Speaker 1: to that. But we're in the final four. So these 604 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,480 Speaker 1: are big games. These are huge. Okay. So you're saying, 605 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,480 Speaker 1: don't be a sore loser, and I'm trying to back 606 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,840 Speaker 1: this is our moment. We got a guy named Woody 607 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,760 Speaker 1: following us. Guys, let's go who's following us tomorrow? I 608 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,120 Speaker 1: know who this dude is exactly. He always has the 609 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,520 Speaker 1: funny quotes behind him on his little black Boy what 610 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 1: his world? Hey, look for that fallow tomorrow tomorrow from morning. 611 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 1: Wood I'm the most humbles I'm the most humble guy 612 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,960 Speaker 1: you'll ever meet. Or wood Head, I mean either one. 613 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, the fact is that we tweeted at 614 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,840 Speaker 1: someone and they followed us like Scooba. Steve is right. 615 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,040 Speaker 1: It was so smart. Yeah, it's all about the angle 616 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,000 Speaker 1: on our angle, just from the start, from the ground up. Man, 617 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,760 Speaker 1: let's be real. I get I came up with this 618 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 1: great idea. It was up to you, Lunchbox too. I 619 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 1: thought it would be good to tag elementary schools, the 620 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:45,320 Speaker 1: middle school. I figured my best. The best thing I 621 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,440 Speaker 1: can do was get woo Box involved, get get a 622 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 1: website that no one's ever years before, to run a 623 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,440 Speaker 1: broad We're tagging the schools when we should have been 624 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:12,320 Speaker 1: tagging media outlets, Sam sam Rab Elementary Summit, Elementary Elementary elementary. Dude, 625 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,560 Speaker 1: we might as well have been tagging gas station, like, hey, 626 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 1: that's jackass. When Ray would post, he would tag nobody. 627 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,720 Speaker 1: But then I started tagging, and so then sometimes I 628 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,680 Speaker 1: didn't even I wouldn't even go with the big school. 629 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,760 Speaker 1: So say it's Oklahoma, I wouldn't tag Oklahoma. Tag Oklahoma. 630 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,680 Speaker 1: Frat if like we really are we like, but we 631 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 1: live and we learned. It's a growing process and I've 632 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,560 Speaker 1: had people reach out on Twitter saying, hey, what's the 633 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 1: next contest, Like we have nothing to bet on. We 634 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 1: need to come up with another bracket. Oh well, next sport? 635 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,080 Speaker 1: Not at all. I don't know what else that would be. 636 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,480 Speaker 1: What would you put We play strata matic and the 637 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,880 Speaker 1: people bet on the games. I'm just kidding what that is. 638 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,440 Speaker 1: It's an old school baseball board game. I'm hitting. You 639 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,760 Speaker 1: can't do another bracket. We've already done the bracket. Now 640 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,360 Speaker 1: someone wanted us to do like a private beat the 641 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 1: streak on ESPN. You can form your own group and 642 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: who's beating the streak? Who's hitting a base like they 643 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,920 Speaker 1: have random weird that's not about I can get my 644 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,200 Speaker 1: kids to play baseball in the backyard, see how many 645 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,240 Speaker 1: hits they can get. I was just a little Eddie 646 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 1: beat the street. Come on, boy, Junior has got fourty 647 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,760 Speaker 1: seven consecutive singles. And maybe this was a big bust 648 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 1: after all, Like maybe last Woody, you guys at this impressive, 649 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 1: the most amazing idea ever ends up just being a bus. No, 650 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,600 Speaker 1: I don't think it was a bust. I think people 651 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,040 Speaker 1: have enjoyed it. I do. I bet there's about forty 652 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,680 Speaker 1: people that have. I'm telling you a lot of people 653 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,280 Speaker 1: were out right away. But I still think it's still 654 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,960 Speaker 1: it's sort of like fantasy football. There wasn't people that 655 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,520 Speaker 1: was in our fantasy Football League. But I think they 656 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,320 Speaker 1: were still excited about I think that's what it is. 657 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,920 Speaker 1: I don't know though, I mean even the real bracket, 658 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,520 Speaker 1: like I've never made it to the final four, like 659 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,520 Speaker 1: I've never had a team. Maybe I did, but I 660 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,960 Speaker 1: mean it wasn't I didn't even come close to winning it. Yeah, 661 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,760 Speaker 1: you didn't come close to winning this one either. Right, 662 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is this is no different than 663 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,920 Speaker 1: the real, the real March madness for me at least. 664 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,040 Speaker 1: So and so I want to say, Scoopa, Steve, you're 665 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,880 Speaker 1: a genie. You're a genie, Scooba. Would you like to 666 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:24,520 Speaker 1: flip something? I would love the flip a coin? Yeah 667 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 1: you can do. Okay, nobody says flip for me because 668 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,520 Speaker 1: I just I want Scoopa to flip in my place. Hey, coach, 669 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 1: I want Scooper to flip in my place. I just 670 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,720 Speaker 1: got delivered butt puckering news that I'm only going to 671 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,040 Speaker 1: finish fifth that best and out of the money. So 672 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 1: I would love telling you that I would prefer not 673 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,640 Speaker 1: to flip. And he had such joy. Do you wanted 674 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,720 Speaker 1: the good news or the van? That's okay? Nobody lunchbox 675 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: in Scuba and janitor because I was only two today, 676 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,360 Speaker 1: is it not? But did you not find it funny? 677 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 1: Like I had good news and you said skip the 678 00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 1: bad news altogether. I just wiped it down. Here's what 679 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 1: Eddie did. Can I tell you what Eddie did? He 680 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 1: wiped it down with his left hand and grab it 681 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,279 Speaker 1: with his right hand. And I'm wiping my hands like 682 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 1: everything's washed. A hold on, we're not going yet. Just 683 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,279 Speaker 1: calm down, Calm down. I mean, I don't think you 684 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,520 Speaker 1: know how sanitizing works. And now we see what happens 685 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,800 Speaker 1: when something like a pandemic or whatever. Yes, the nurses 686 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,279 Speaker 1: are equipped to deal with this. Us big dumb Americans. 687 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,480 Speaker 1: We got Eddie sanitizing with his right handing it with 688 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:32,439 Speaker 1: his left. I mean, there's haircut to all my hands. Look, 689 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,840 Speaker 1: look I'm clean. Everything around my hands are clean. Like 690 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,960 Speaker 1: the guy at Pizza Hut. He gives me a white 691 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,319 Speaker 1: wipe and he goes. You went to Pizza Hut, Yeah, 692 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,200 Speaker 1: he goes, and he just made fun of me. What 693 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,799 Speaker 1: happened to deliver to your door in your bed? You 694 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 1: went inside of Pizza Hut? Yes, but can't you wear 695 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,279 Speaker 1: it from me? Did you wear a mask? Yes? It 696 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,879 Speaker 1: is an essential food item. I'm not going in there 697 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,719 Speaker 1: to talk and chum it up, but any my point 698 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,799 Speaker 1: is that everyone has a little angle. But that's why 699 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,319 Speaker 1: I say I haven't been in anywhere because I love 700 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,359 Speaker 1: the people that are too good for school. But then 701 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,800 Speaker 1: it's like Eddie family traveled from Florida and then he 702 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,359 Speaker 1: is in the same house with him and he goes 703 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,080 Speaker 1: to Chick fil A. So it's like, don't come at 704 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,440 Speaker 1: me for going to people. It's the scent. You want 705 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,200 Speaker 1: to know where I've been to my house. No, you've 706 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,759 Speaker 1: been here every day. That's it around Ray and me. 707 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,480 Speaker 1: I know you and Pizza Hut. And you also touched 708 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,840 Speaker 1: those door handles in the garage that everybody too. I 709 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,520 Speaker 1: take a wipe with me every single time I get it. 710 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,239 Speaker 1: I opened it with much no, but can I tell 711 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,880 Speaker 1: the pizza story. The guy gives me a wipe, I 712 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,359 Speaker 1: wiped down my hands. I'm like, thank you, dud, that's 713 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,080 Speaker 1: so awesome. Then he hands me a pen after the 714 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,800 Speaker 1: wipes and says, here you go, you gotta sign it. 715 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,080 Speaker 1: It's like a big dumb American, did you keep the wipe? 716 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,880 Speaker 1: If you keep the white coach, you can touch whatever 717 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,279 Speaker 1: you want, but he had Probably he didn't think about it. 718 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,120 Speaker 1: Ray probably washed his hands and then throw in the 719 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,640 Speaker 1: trash and then immediately the guy hands in the pen. Guys, 720 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,439 Speaker 1: I was, I've never been cleaner, and then he hands 721 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,799 Speaker 1: me the pen. I mean, I was like, well in 722 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: the world all right, Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time. 723 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,960 Speaker 1: It's the I lost the freaking clip there it is. 724 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:15,360 Speaker 1: Turn up, ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, it is time. 725 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:24,800 Speaker 1: But the final four and the hashtag loser. We got 726 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,759 Speaker 1: the up start Robert Morris Sentinels. I don't even know 727 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,120 Speaker 1: their mascot, No one's everything. We don't even know where 728 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,799 Speaker 1: they're from. But somehow they've got in the tournament and 729 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:39,480 Speaker 1: they've gone through Kansas. They've gone through too, they beat Liberty, 730 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,920 Speaker 1: I mean, come on, guys. Then on the other side 731 00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,400 Speaker 1: you got the wind Drop Eagles. They've been in the 732 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 1: tournament before. But if they've been to the final four, no, 733 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: who is going to the national title to be played Monday? 734 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:58,120 Speaker 1: Will it be Robert Morris your tail team? Start the 735 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:02,400 Speaker 1: video wind Drop the It's team here we go. This 736 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:10,040 Speaker 1: has national title implications. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Ray? 737 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,400 Speaker 1: Are you ready, Eddie, Are you ready? Just flip the 738 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:19,040 Speaker 1: damn America? Are you ready? So I just turned it off. 739 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:23,160 Speaker 1: Here we go, just turned off. So it's about to 740 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,439 Speaker 1: punch their ticket. Whoa one step closing the cutting down 741 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,000 Speaker 1: the nets. Here we go and the video just ran out. 742 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,279 Speaker 1: So you guys get them of counting out with me. 743 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:44,960 Speaker 1: It's up, it's flipping, it's flipping, tells tells. Robert Morris, 744 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:50,840 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, numbrella story continues. Robert Borris's going to 745 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:57,239 Speaker 1: the title game the number see Kansas. Maybe in reality, 746 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,959 Speaker 1: Robert Boris is the number one overall. I'll see We'll 747 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:07,919 Speaker 1: see you Monday, Robbert boys congratulation. Wow okay, and send 748 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:13,919 Speaker 1: it to Woody hurry up. Wow get his friend video. 749 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:19,560 Speaker 1: Wow Wow. Hey, So someone has a shot at winning 750 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,400 Speaker 1: the national title race said, no one wins. This guy's 751 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,120 Speaker 1: got it. That means there's a hell of a lot 752 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,920 Speaker 1: of tales this tournament. Oh, it's gonna be you tap 753 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:35,320 Speaker 1: versus Providence. Providence is heads you tempas tales. I'm I 754 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,719 Speaker 1: supposed to act like lunchbox and go yeah it's your turp. Yeah, 755 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,080 Speaker 1: you gotta be excited to feel the music in your blood. 756 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,640 Speaker 1: Now you just do whatever you do to make it 757 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:46,040 Speaker 1: your own. Okay, all right, I'll stop you if it sucks. Okay, 758 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,400 Speaker 1: so you tempas tales, Providences heads correct, alright, let's go 759 00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:56,399 Speaker 1: chap on the back side of the silver coin their 760 00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:00,759 Speaker 1: tales and Providence. You're standing strong on top of my head. 761 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,200 Speaker 1: Let's flip this coin. Now, a my doing a game? 762 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,040 Speaker 1: If you're doing all right? Did you go the lot? 763 00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:11,480 Speaker 1: So it's a nating who sinks this? Look a here 764 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,160 Speaker 1: we go. Here's the coin. It's up in the air, 765 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,880 Speaker 1: it's funny. Hit the ceiling, it's on the ground. It rolled, 766 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:24,399 Speaker 1: it is heads, So that would be Providence. Liars are 767 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:34,320 Speaker 1: going to the national final seeing Monday it's Providence. Wow. 768 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,880 Speaker 1: One team will prevail, one team will go home empty. 769 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,440 Speaker 1: Hit it, Heads will tell us, tales will tell us. 770 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,719 Speaker 1: We'll find out Monday. Wow. What a tournament, baby, who 771 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,600 Speaker 1: that is freaking awesome. I hope Providence wins because then 772 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,400 Speaker 1: nobody I guarantee there won't be a winner. Should we 773 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,640 Speaker 1: do side bets? Dude, we got a root on the Providence, 774 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,920 Speaker 1: so that means not one person at the chip. I 775 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,560 Speaker 1: feel like Providence is gonna win this whole thing and 776 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,920 Speaker 1: one person at the chip. I wonder if someone else Providence. 777 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,200 Speaker 1: I have no idea has Providence, no idea Providence. It's 778 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,279 Speaker 1: East Coast, gotta be and they're in the Big East. 779 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,879 Speaker 1: Did we throw them in or where they were? Cool? 780 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,640 Speaker 1: He's always in here. Be good dude. They had a 781 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,560 Speaker 1: great season. Wow, that was crazy. Alright, coach, I'm gonna 782 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,760 Speaker 1: ddit these two videos real quick. Send him into Woody. 783 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,920 Speaker 1: Hold On, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna find out 784 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,240 Speaker 1: where Providence. Send him to our one media outlet, Woody. 785 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,360 Speaker 1: And yeah, do you think wood you would talk about 786 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,760 Speaker 1: us on? Not even tagging? I'm done tagging the schools. 787 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,399 Speaker 1: They're not responding. Hey, do you think what you would 788 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,080 Speaker 1: talk and talk about us on a part of your take? 789 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,880 Speaker 1: Maybe he has tall prep and pitch stores. They're in 790 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,319 Speaker 1: Rhode Island, Providence, Providence, Rhode Island. I didn't know that 791 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,319 Speaker 1: that's that's the capitol Rhode Island. It's not Yea. Looking 792 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:52,080 Speaker 1: up no, uh google it capital of Rhode Island and 793 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 1: that's r H O D O I know that, not O. 794 00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:00,200 Speaker 1: It is Providence. You know all your capitals know well. 795 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,400 Speaker 1: I had a lunch box when I was a kid 796 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,720 Speaker 1: with all the states and the capitals on the okay, 797 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,120 Speaker 1: nerd alert, ned alert. I mean someone has Superman, Eddie 798 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 1: has capitals. Somebody game with me? Yeah, all right, we're done. 799 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,960 Speaker 1: Oh man, have a great weekend. God, that was awesome. 800 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,520 Speaker 1: That's a good job, dude. Yeah, thank you, appreciate it. 801 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,160 Speaker 1: Y enjoy fifth place? Baby. Guys, why don't you throw 802 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,120 Speaker 1: at your places? You're such an a hole. Let me 803 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,759 Speaker 1: check my Oh you want to know my place exactly 804 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:33,520 Speaker 1: exactly Eddie's You want a real number? Stand by sad here, 805 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:38,399 Speaker 1: we guys gonna be bad. Sorry, I'll bring two hundred. Sorry, 806 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,279 Speaker 1: I fifty seventh. I'm gonna finish seven. Dude, I'm at 807 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,319 Speaker 1: the two hundred mark, exactly two hundred. How bad? It's 808 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,160 Speaker 1: not bad? All right, we're done. Man. What are you 809 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,840 Speaker 1: doing this weekend? Nothing? Not a damn thing, right, I 810 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,760 Speaker 1: don't know. Eddie's probably going in Chick fil A, Oh 811 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,279 Speaker 1: god him, No, might go to pizza that actually coach, 812 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:02,840 Speaker 1: They be a wipe swa actually coach. I'm done with 813 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,399 Speaker 1: Chick fil A. I'm going to Pizza Hut and they're 814 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,480 Speaker 1: coach and they're letting you inside to no, dude, I 815 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:13,320 Speaker 1: was six ft outside the door. All right, we're done. Okay, 816 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:18,279 Speaker 1: one last name, one last thing. Caesar's Palace sets pay uh, 817 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:24,000 Speaker 1: the no sets the Buccaneers win total at nine. Are 818 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Speaker 1: you going over under? Just just real quick and we'll 819 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,120 Speaker 1: talk about it Monday. I'm staying under. They're in a 820 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,960 Speaker 1: tough conference. Okay, we'll talk I think under because I 821 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,680 Speaker 1: think they got a tough, tough division. Okay, I'm talking 822 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,479 Speaker 1: about it Monday. Right weekend, Good weekend. Bye,